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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,280 --> 00:00:05,960 ( No Audible Dialogue ) 2 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:07,880 Guess what. 3 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:11,320 ( Groans ) Nobody guess. It's always about boobs. 4 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,760 Oh, come on. Don't you want to know what I have to say? 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,760 Man, I never know what you have to say. 6 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:17,720 I mean, in your head you're speaking English... 7 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,920 but when it comes out, it's all buzzes and clicks. 8 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,880 Oh, really? 9 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:24,800 Well, I guess I was speaking English to the S.A.T.'s... 10 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:26,760 because I got 1 ,000 points. 11 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,840 Oh, and last night on cable I saw four boobs. 12 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:36,760 Wait. So the S.A.T.'s are in? 13 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,680 Donna, did you see your scores yet? 14 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:41,720 - Yeah. This morning. I got a 1 230. - What? 15 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:44,480 A 1 230? That's great. Why didn't you say something? 16 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:46,440 Well, I didn't want to brag. 17 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,760 I mean, yeah, I kicked ass, but it's no big deal. 18 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:51,960 Eric. Eric, honey. 19 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,320 I got the mail and your S.A.T. envelope happened to be open... 20 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,760 and the letter just sort of slid into my hand... 21 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:01,720 and I accidentally put on my reading glasses, and I saw your score. 22 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,120 You got an 800. 23 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,480 I got an 800? That's it? 24 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,440 ''That's it?'' 25 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:18,240 If one hundred's an ''A,'' eight of them is an A-plus-plus. 26 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:21,720 No. No, Mrs. Forman. An 800's not good. 27 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:24,440 I mean, a pigeon can peck a better score than that. 28 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,280 Really? 29 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:28,320 Donna did better. Fez did too. 30 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,960 And his whole country's made of bamboo. 31 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:34,640 This is awkward. ( Laughs ) 32 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,560 I'll just, um- 33 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,280 I'll go home and take down the streamers. 34 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,800 Forman, the S.A.T.'s prove nothing. 35 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:46,360 I got a 950, and I don't even have any textbooks. 36 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,600 Or a locker. 37 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,680 Wait, wait. A 950? 38 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,520 Steven, I knew it. You do have potential. 39 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,800 Yeah. Imagine what I could do if I only applied myself. 40 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,280 Oh, well. Guess we'll never know. 41 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:03,520 I just- I can't believe I got the lowest score here. 42 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,760 Oh, Eric, someone had to come in last. 43 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,440 There is no shame in that. 44 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:13,200 Well, there is a little shame. 45 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,320 Shame on you. 46 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,760 - ( Chuckling ) - Hey. 47 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,600 You know, who cares what anyone got? It's just a stupid test. 48 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:24,000 You know what? You're right. I don't care. 49 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,880 - I got a 1 030! - ( Wails ) 50 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:30,480 - ( Sobbing ) - Yeah! 51 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,360 I did good on a test, man. 52 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,840 Something's happening to me. I'm blooming like a flower. 53 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,800 Whoo-hoo! 54 00:02:46,260 --> 00:02:49,460 So the S.A.T.'s proved it. Donna's the smart one. 55 00:02:49,540 --> 00:02:51,420 Eric, on the other hand- 56 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:53,420 Well, I don't wanna say there's a dumb one... 57 00:02:53,460 --> 00:02:56,380 but there's two, and he ain't the smart one. 58 00:02:56,460 --> 00:02:59,020 That's where you're wrong, Bob. 59 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:03,580 Eric got an A-plus-plus. 60 00:03:04,860 --> 00:03:06,780 Oh, uh... 61 00:03:08,380 --> 00:03:10,940 no, see, uh, Red... 62 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:13,420 it turns out Eric still did very well. 63 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:16,820 It's just, some other people did better. 64 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:18,860 - Donna? - Yes. 65 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:21,740 - Steven? - Yes. 66 00:03:21,780 --> 00:03:24,220 Not the foreign kid. 67 00:03:25,260 --> 00:03:27,740 Yes. 68 00:03:27,820 --> 00:03:29,660 Kelso? 69 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:34,420 Yes. 70 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:36,380 He did worse than Kelso? 71 00:03:38,140 --> 00:03:41,300 I watched that kid glue his hand to his face. 72 00:03:44,980 --> 00:03:46,820 You. 73 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:49,540 What happened on the S.A.T.'s? 74 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:52,900 Okay, you know he's not good under pressure. 75 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:57,420 He can't pee in a public restroom because there's an audience. 76 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:02,460 You know what? This is a family thing. I'll leave you to it. 77 00:04:04,180 --> 00:04:06,220 What's wrong with you? 78 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:08,340 I don't know. Maybe I'm not smart. 79 00:04:08,420 --> 00:04:11,820 - Who says you're not smart? - You. 80 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:14,380 When? 81 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:16,860 Always. 82 00:04:16,940 --> 00:04:19,980 Your problem is you got your head up your ass. 83 00:04:22,180 --> 00:04:24,580 Your father's afraid that you're spending... 84 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:27,620 a little too much time on a high school romance. 85 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:30,540 That's right. Donna gums up the works. 86 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:33,060 Whoa. It's not her fault, okay? 87 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:35,780 I was prepared for that test. I had three sharp pencils. 88 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:38,500 That's one more than recommended, by the way. 89 00:04:38,580 --> 00:04:42,500 I remember sitting there, filling out the little bubbles- 90 00:05:00,540 --> 00:05:02,700 ( Tires Squealing ) 91 00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:07,180 - Well, that was a blast. - Sure was. 92 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:09,260 Now why don't you point yourself toward my villa... 93 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:11,260 and park this thing in my garage? 94 00:05:11,340 --> 00:05:14,940 Oh, I'm planning on that, but what should I do with the car? 95 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:19,700 We better hurry. We only have five minutes. 96 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:22,380 Well, that's four more than I need, baby. 97 00:05:27,140 --> 00:05:29,580 ( Woman ) I repeat: There's only five minutes left... 98 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:32,180 in this section of the test. 99 00:05:39,460 --> 00:05:41,340 Oh, my God. 100 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:44,260 Donna does gum up the works. 101 00:05:44,340 --> 00:05:49,180 See? Now use what little brains you've got and hit the books, dumb-ass. 102 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:55,700 Kelso, what the hell are you doing with a book? 103 00:05:56,740 --> 00:05:58,780 Reading. 104 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:00,660 ( Both Laugh ) 105 00:06:01,940 --> 00:06:03,820 I am reading. 106 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:06,060 'Cause what good is having brains if you got nothing up here? 107 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,620 - Hi. - Hey. 108 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:11,940 So I saw my dad in prison today. 109 00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:13,900 Oh. How was it? 110 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:16,620 Well, at first it was a downer... 111 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:18,780 but then I realized that I'll be okay without my dad... 112 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:23,260 because the S.A.T.'s prove that there's another man who can take care of me. 113 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:27,180 You better be talking about Santa Claus. 114 00:06:27,260 --> 00:06:29,260 No, Steven, I'm talking about you. 115 00:06:29,300 --> 00:06:31,300 Because you have potential. 116 00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:35,220 He doesn't have potential. I have potential. 117 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:38,140 Like, I'm reading Moby Dick, and I'm not even halfway through... 118 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:40,300 and I can already tell you the ending. 119 00:06:40,340 --> 00:06:42,900 The whale is a robot. 120 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:50,780 Steven,just imagine what your life would be like... 121 00:06:50,860 --> 00:06:53,500 with the love and support of a good woman. 122 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:56,500 ( Chamber) 123 00:06:59,740 --> 00:07:03,020 Oh! Thank God for your strong S.A.T.'s. 124 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:04,980 Now we don't have to be poor. 125 00:07:05,020 --> 00:07:07,580 Not poor, indeed. 126 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:10,100 Basic math and verbal skills are the ticket to great wealth... 127 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:14,260 - and therefore great happiness. - Oh. 128 00:07:14,340 --> 00:07:17,620 Poor person! Bring me a fancy cocktail. 129 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:22,740 It is my privilege to wait on you, madam. 130 00:07:22,820 --> 00:07:24,980 Oh, quite so, quite so. 131 00:07:25,060 --> 00:07:28,380 All right. Enough with the idle chatter. Go be poor. 132 00:07:33,060 --> 00:07:36,060 Wait. Someone's playing the harp in the corner? 133 00:07:36,140 --> 00:07:39,580 'Cause if I'm rich, I'm hiring, like,Jethro Tull. 134 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:44,380 Who cares? It's the same thing every time- 135 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:46,580 I'm a butler, I'm a bellhop, I'm a stable boy. 136 00:07:46,660 --> 00:07:49,180 Well, I've had enough. 137 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:52,980 I will not wait on you people anymore. Got it? 138 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,260 Good. 139 00:07:57,340 --> 00:07:59,700 Now who wants a Popsicle? 140 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,820 Wow. Here's something I did not know. 141 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:07,820 They number every page. 142 00:08:13,220 --> 00:08:16,380 Hey. You guys. You know how Red's always telling me I need to buckle down? 143 00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:18,540 It turns out he's right. I do have to buckle down. 144 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:22,220 You sure do. He's got an 800. There's your butler. 145 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:27,340 Man, how can I ever marry Donna? 146 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:30,740 I mean, I'm an idiot around her now, and we're only engaged. 147 00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:34,700 ( Together) What? 148 00:08:36,380 --> 00:08:38,860 Oops. 149 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:42,060 - You're engaged? - ( Chuckling ) 150 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:45,220 No. 151 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:48,180 How could you give her that ring? 152 00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:50,500 You're in high school, man, and according to the S.A.T.'s... 153 00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:53,140 that's about as far as you're gonna go. 154 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:56,460 Look.Just don't tell Donna I told you, okay? 155 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:58,860 She'd kill me. It's supposed to be a secret. 156 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:00,820 Of course she wants it a secret. 157 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:04,100 ''I'm marrying dumb guy.'' Who wants that spread around? 158 00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:11,300 You know, maybe Eric's bad score is a blessing. 159 00:09:11,380 --> 00:09:14,220 It'll be a good story when he's a senator. 160 00:09:16,060 --> 00:09:17,940 ''Senator''? 161 00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:21,420 The word you're looking for is ''janitor.'' 162 00:09:23,540 --> 00:09:25,420 Okay, see? 163 00:09:25,460 --> 00:09:27,460 That's why Eric did so poorly on that test. 164 00:09:27,540 --> 00:09:29,580 It's because you're too hard on him. 165 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:33,500 I have to be hard on him, 'cause you always baby him. 166 00:09:33,580 --> 00:09:35,540 - Because you're so hard on him. - You babied him before I was hard on him. 167 00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:37,700 - Because you're so hard on him. - You babied him before I was hard on him. 168 00:09:37,780 --> 00:09:40,580 You were hard on him when he was a baby. 169 00:09:42,060 --> 00:09:45,420 Hey, I just found out I can take the S.A.T.'s again. 170 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:47,740 I'm gonna- I'm gonna take it again, and I'm gonna nail it. 171 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:50,740 I just gotta buckle down. I'm gonna kick a little S.A.T. butt. 172 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:52,300 - Attaboy. - Good for you. 173 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:56,340 Think he'll do any better? 174 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:58,540 - Eh. - Yeah. 175 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:05,060 Hi. What are you doing? 176 00:10:05,140 --> 00:10:08,620 Studying. I'd love to hang out, but I've really gotta buckle down. 177 00:10:08,660 --> 00:10:10,540 All right. Can I raid the fridge? 178 00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:13,740 My dad wrote ''Save for Bob'' on all the food at our house. 179 00:10:28,180 --> 00:10:31,380 Oops. I dropped the margarine. 180 00:10:31,420 --> 00:10:33,540 Butterfingers. 181 00:10:35,820 --> 00:10:38,460 It's so slippery I can barely get my fingers around it. 182 00:10:43,460 --> 00:10:45,940 ( Sniffs ) 183 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,540 Uh, I gotta go. 184 00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:53,100 - Ground me. - What? 185 00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:55,380 I am not strong enough. If I'm gonna shake this Donna thing... 186 00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:57,540 I am gonna need some serious discipline. 187 00:10:57,620 --> 00:10:59,460 Please ground me. 188 00:10:59,540 --> 00:11:01,860 You got it, pal. 189 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:03,780 You're grounded. 190 00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:06,060 One more thing. Donna's in the kitchen. 191 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:09,060 - I need you to get rid of her for me. - Do I have to be nice about it? 192 00:11:09,140 --> 00:11:12,580 - No. - This is the happiest day of my life. 193 00:11:22,660 --> 00:11:24,660 Hey. Hey, Steven. Great news. 194 00:11:24,740 --> 00:11:26,580 I found a couple savings bonds... 195 00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:29,020 - and I can cash them in to help you pay for college. -Jackie- 196 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:31,180 ( Gasps ) You're going to college? 197 00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:33,380 I am so happy. ( Laughs ) 198 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:36,780 You were an orphan, and we took you in. And now... 199 00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:39,140 look at you. 200 00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:40,900 I'm proud of you. 201 00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:43,340 And that money that you've been paying in rent? 202 00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:45,740 I put it in a bank account for college. 203 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:48,980 Or bail. But this is better. 204 00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:51,140 Okay, enough. 205 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:53,700 Jackie, college is a waste of time, and I'm not going, okay? 206 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:56,180 - So just butt the hell out. - No. No, Steven, I won't butt out... 207 00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:59,340 because you need to be pushed, and we need to think about our future. 208 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:02,220 Look. Even if we have a future, it's not gonna be what you wanted. 209 00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:04,220 It's gonna be more like- 210 00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:14,540 Steven, do you think I'm fat? 211 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:16,940 I know you're fat. 212 00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:18,900 Go get me a beer. 213 00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:22,100 ( Grunts ) 214 00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:33,380 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. It ain't pretty. 215 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,060 ( Groans ) 216 00:12:36,140 --> 00:12:38,700 Please tell me they won't be living in our basement. 217 00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:41,820 Well, we'll be dead by then. 218 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:43,700 Oh, good. 219 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,620 You grounded yourself? 220 00:12:54,820 --> 00:12:57,260 What? Why would I do that? 221 00:12:57,340 --> 00:12:59,940 Well, apparently, I ''gum up the works.'' 222 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:05,860 Oh, good. So someone filled you in. 223 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:09,140 Yeah. Red-when he kicked me out of your kitchen. 224 00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:11,140 And then he locked the sliding door... 225 00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:13,580 and stood there laughing and waving. 226 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:18,820 Eric, why are you freaking out about this test? 227 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:21,660 I'm not. I'm gonna take it again, and I'm gonna nail it. 228 00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:24,060 Anything less than a 1 2 40 is unacceptable. 229 00:13:25,420 --> 00:13:27,500 A 1 2 40? Hmm. 230 00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:29,900 That's 1 0 more points than I got. 231 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:32,740 Really? That's weird. 232 00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:35,300 You're threatened because I got a better score than you. 233 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:37,740 - I just- I have to do better than you. - Why? 234 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:39,940 Because I'm the man, and the man's the man... 235 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,700 and that's just the way it is. 236 00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:47,980 What did you say? 237 00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:50,020 Uh- 238 00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:51,980 I'm grounded. 239 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:54,300 Dad! Donna's up here. 240 00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:04,140 - That's it. - What's it? 241 00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:06,260 This chapter just helped me figure out the answer... 242 00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:10,060 to you and Donna's problem, vis-a-vis your crappy score. 243 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,260 ''Vis-a-vis''? 244 00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:16,300 It's a PBS word, Eric. Stay with me here. 245 00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:19,180 Yeah, I liken your situation to that of Pavlov's dog. 246 00:14:19,260 --> 00:14:21,260 You see, Pavlov was this science guy... 247 00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:24,860 and every time his dog would ring a bell, Pavlov would eat. 248 00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:34,820 Are you sure it was the dog who rang the bell? 249 00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:38,460 Yeah. I mean, who else would it be? 250 00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:40,580 Pavlov? 251 00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:43,140 Well, that wouldn't be a trick, Eric. 252 00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:46,020 What man can't ring a bell? 253 00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:48,540 Anyway, every time that dog would ring that bell... 254 00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:50,860 old Pavlov would eat, and then he would drool. 255 00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:57,860 You just read that chapter two seconds ago. 256 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,300 - Do you even want my help? - No! 257 00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:02,260 Your loss. 258 00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:08,260 Okay. So what's wrong with you and Donna? 259 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,220 She did better than me on that test... 260 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,220 and I'm sorry, but that is just not gonna fly... 261 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:15,860 because I am the man and the man's the man, and that's just the way it is. 262 00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:21,940 Well, honey, everybody has different skills. 263 00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:24,500 I do better on tests than your father... 264 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:28,220 but he's the one brave enough to kill spiders. 265 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:31,060 And since we've been married, how many tests have I taken? None. 266 00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:34,100 How many spiders has your father killed? 267 00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:36,340 Hundreds. 268 00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:41,300 But, Mom, spiders freak me out. 269 00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:47,740 We all have different qualities. 270 00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:51,620 But the thing to remember is how you do on some silly test... 271 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:55,380 is much less important than how you behave in real life. 272 00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:58,020 I'll take a dummy over a jackass any day. 273 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:04,340 So am I a dummy or a jackass? 274 00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:07,100 Well, honey, right now you're both. 275 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:11,700 Okay, Steven, about your vision of our future... 276 00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:14,140 with you swilling beer and me being fat? 277 00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:17,420 That's not gonna happen, because I'm not gonna be fat. 278 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:19,460 It's genetic. 279 00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:23,140 That's true. 280 00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:25,100 Her mother drinks two bottles of wine a day... 281 00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:27,580 and she looks damn good. 282 00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:31,740 No, I've seen her vacuum in her underwear. 283 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,740 - So what's your point? - My point is she's frickin' hot. 284 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,740 Not you. 285 00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:47,300 All I'm saying is that I've become accustomed to a certain lifestyle... 286 00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:49,820 and if you would just live up to your potential- 287 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,780 I don't know why you're talking to 950 guy over there. 288 00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:58,700 I got a 1 030. I got 80 more potential. 289 00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:02,540 Yeah, but Steven has my heart- 290 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,500 Which is why I want him to be rich. 291 00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:08,100 I mean, think about all the stuff you could buy for me. 292 00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:10,060 Jackie... 293 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:13,540 why don't you earn your own money and buy those things yourself? 294 00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:17,060 Myself? 295 00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:22,700 And I'm not like Forman. I have no problem mooching off your success. 296 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:27,260 You know, you leave the room, I steal some money from your purse. 297 00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:30,180 You pretend I didn't, but we both know I did. 298 00:17:31,540 --> 00:17:34,180 That's the future I see for us. 299 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,900 Oh, Steven, that's beautiful. 300 00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:41,820 Oh, wait. So you don't even care that I did better than him? 301 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,620 Not really. 302 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:46,740 Well, if being smart isn't gonna help me impress the chicks... 303 00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:48,660 then I want no part of it. 304 00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:54,300 I'm gonna go back to coasting through life on my good looks. 305 00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:56,300 Hey, and my brains will always be there... 306 00:17:56,380 --> 00:17:58,300 so if I ever need 'em I'll just whip 'em out... 307 00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:00,420 and use 'em like a secret emergency rocket pack. 308 00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:06,260 That's a good plan, man. 309 00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:08,900 Hey, it beats the hell out of reading. 310 00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:15,900 - Okay, Donna, look. - Don't worry, Eric. 311 00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:18,700 I'm only reading the funnies. 312 00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:22,060 Business section's for the man, right? 313 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:26,700 Donna, the thing is, I'm a jackass and I know it. 314 00:18:26,780 --> 00:18:28,700 Well, I know it too. 315 00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:34,140 Look. Okay, the only reason I said what I said is- 316 00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:37,420 You agreed to marry me before the facts were in, right? 317 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:41,020 So now I'm thinking that maybe, you know... 318 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:43,140 you might want to trade up. 319 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:47,180 That's so stupid. 320 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:50,420 Okay, I swear to God, if one more person calls me stupid today- 321 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,340 Eric- 322 00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:57,420 Eric, my entire life... 323 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,740 everywhere I've gone and everything I've done... 324 00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:02,220 has been better because you were there with me... 325 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:05,420 and no test score is gonna change that. 326 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,380 Wow. 327 00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:10,860 That was amazing. 328 00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:13,220 Did you come up with that yourself? 329 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,700 Well, I saw Mr. Ingalls say it to Mary on Little House on the Prairie. 330 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:21,700 - Hmm. - I just made it a test score instead of blindness. 331 00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:24,900 But I- I still think it's true. 332 00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:29,540 So, you're still glad we're engaged? 333 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:32,020 Of course. 334 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,980 Good. Hey, speaking of Little House- 335 00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:37,420 Did you ever see that one where Laura... 336 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:41,500 accidentally told Kelso, Hyde, Fez and Jackie that she was engaged to Donna? 337 00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:46,220 Eric, are you kidding me? 338 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:49,580 God. You can't even keep a secret? 339 00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:53,060 Hey, Donna, I got an 800. We're lucky I can wash myself, okay? 340 00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:04,740 Poor person! Where's my drink? 341 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:09,540 Where's your drink? What about my drink? 342 00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:12,460 Next time you ask where your drink is, it will be in your ass. 343 00:20:22,618 --> 00:20:24,554 It's so hard to get good poor people these days. 26454

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