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(quirky music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(laughs)
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I gotta stop eating like this.
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I can feel my metabolism
slowing down.
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Oh, me too, I know.
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I mean, how many food festivals
can one city have?
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(sighs) Guess we don't
have to go to all of them.
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What else are we gonna do
for fun?
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Other than eat and drink stuff?
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Hmm. Bowling?
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Mm.
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The library?
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Yeah, neither of those
sound right.
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Let's just find Kevin.
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Oh, he said he was looking
for nachos.
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(gasps)
The nacho truck already left.
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Oh, shit.
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(groans)
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Why?
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Why?!
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(sobbing)
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As soon as he sees
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the cheese fries,
he'll be fine.
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Hey!
What the hell, man?
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Oh, sorry. Ernesto? Tanya?
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BOTH: Naveen?
Yeah!
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It's me, Naveen!
Oh, my God!
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What are you doing here?
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KEVIN:
Cheese fries!
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(Kevin sobs)
Ha! Is that Kevin?
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This is like a little reunion.
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Yeah!
Wow!
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Man, we haven't
seen you since...
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The party days.
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BOTH:
The party days.
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(laughs)
You used to party so hard.
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(chuckles)
I know.
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I was a real wild guy.
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But then I got hit by a car.
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(gasps)
Holy sh
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Oh, my God.
Damn, dude.
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Yeah, after that,
I got my life together.
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It was like the universe
was telling me,
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"Stop partying, Naveen."
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No more beer,
no more junk food.
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I got healthy.
I found happiness.
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Yeah.
Hell yeah.
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All right, man!
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And then I got hit
by another car.
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What?
Damn!
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Yeah, and I had to start
all over again.
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Again.
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It was another sign
from the universe,
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but I was listening
even harder.
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So I got even healthier.
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I got into running,
I got married,
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I started my own
successful business.
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That's awesome, man.
Good for you, dude.
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And then I got hit
by another car.
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Oh, no.
Wait.
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Do you, like, look both ways
before crossing
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or any of that stuff?
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I only look one way: forward.
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(whistles)
That's my philosophy.
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Ha. So true.
What's true?
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Sorry, I have to keep moving
to maintain the ol' sweat rate.
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I'm training
for my first marathon.
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Wow, that's, like,
the biggest race, right?
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YepI figure
I'm not getting any younger,
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and another car could hit me
at any second,
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so might as well live
my best life, right?
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(chuckles)
Hey, I gotta run,
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but we should
grab a water sometime.
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You know, catch up.
Yeah, for sure.
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I love water.
See ya!
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(panting)
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Wow, what an inspiration.
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No, that guy
was always an idiot.
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And now he's been hit
by three cars?
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That's not a normal amount
of cars.
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Maybe I should stop
eating junk food
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and start a business
and run a marathon.
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I haven't done
any of those things.
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I'm probably
in the worst shape of my life,
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and I'm older than
I've ever been before!
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Listen, if you wanna
change your life,
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don't do it because of Naveen.
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Do it because, I don't know,
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you're ashamed of your
past choices or whatever.
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Wait, why do people
change their lives?
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Hmm. I think it is shame.
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I'm still eating this burger,
though.
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Oh, of course,
it would be a waste not to.
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Mmhmm!
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Hey, um, I just saw Naveen.
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Mmm, mmm. He looks incredible!
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Really healthy.
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But then out of nowhere, bam!
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Hit by a car.
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Oh, no.
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Mmm. Cheesy.
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(acoustic guitar chords)
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(grunts)
All right.
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Welcome to exercise day.
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The day on which I,
and maybe all of us,
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become fit, personally
fulfilled individuals
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who perhaps own
their own businesses.
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That seems like a lot
of expectations for one day.
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Kevin, do you need to be
playing guitar right now?
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We're talking about making
serious changes in our lives.
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Oh, I'm making a change
by becoming a guitarist.
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Are you?
Yeah.
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Because if you really are,
you can keep playing.
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Great.
ERNESTO: Okay.
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I trust you not
to take advantage
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of my lenience on this.
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♪♪ You should ♪♪
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Tanya?
Do you have anything to add?
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Nope, I am ready
for some exercise, baby.
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As long as this doesn't become,
like, a weird selfhelp thing.
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It probably won't.
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First, we'll be going
for a bike ride.
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Let's hit it!
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(thunder booming)
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So I guess the universe
is telling me
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to be lazy and stay inside.
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Well, guess what, universe?
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I've never listened to anybody
in my life,
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and I'm not starting now.
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All right, it's about 20 meters
to the end of the hall.
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By my calculations,
we can do a 7 mile ride
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if we go back and forth
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600 times.
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Does that sound fun?
No.
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Let's race!
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(upbeat rock music)
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(grunts)
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(panting)
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(metallic clattering)
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Guys! Ernesto is hurt!
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I think he needs to go
to the hospital now!
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Oh, my God! Where is he?
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Kevin, are you the one
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who put Scotch Tape
on the television?
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(groans)
I'm fine, I'm fine.
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I just twisted my ankle.
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No, dude, that shit's broken.
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I've broken enough ankles
to know.
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Your own ankles, right?
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We're taking you
to the hospital.
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Let's go.
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(grunts)
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What's on you?
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Is that our Saran wrap?
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I couldn't find my raincoat,
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and spoiler alert:
cats hate water.
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(groans) That's the
namebrand Saran wrap.
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It's not cheap.
I paid for half of that.
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And I'm wearing the half
that I paid for!
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Also, your half
is in the trash can.
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I couldn't get it
to cling right.
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Do you think
this is how Naveen felt
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after his car accidents?
(groans)
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This is not
the time to bring up Naveen.
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Who in the holy heck
is Naveen?
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Only the most
inspirational guy we know.
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We used to hang out with him.
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He's been hit by three cars.
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Actually, it's four now.
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Four, huh?
I've been hit by five.
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Five? How?
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I don't know.
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I get into weird
physical situations.
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What do you want me
to tell you?
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It's just my luck, I guess,
all right?
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Listen, can we take
a quick break?
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I need to adjust my wrap here.
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No, don't let go of him!
I'm getting drenched.
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(both grunt)
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Whoa!
No, no, no, no, no!
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This is literally my nightmare!
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ERNESTO: No!
What the fudge?
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♪♪ Dun, dun, dun! ♪♪
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(somber music)
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How you feeling?
(sighs)
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Like a broken man
at his lowest point.
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Come on, bud.
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You'll have way lower points
than this.
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Ugh, can we just go
to the hospital?
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Not yet.
Kevin, you see anything?
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Nothing!
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Well, we'll give it
another minute or two.
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Maybe I should stop trying
to be my best self.
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That version of me always
seems to be in a lot of pain.
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Or you should just stop
riding your bike in hallways.
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You know what? No.
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That's not the life
I wanna live.
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I mean, that's just
basic safety.
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No, why live in fear?
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You can get hit by a car
at any time
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up to four times!
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That's life.
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No, that's just one man's
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very specific life.
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(Cat screaming)
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(gasps)
There!
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Oh, shit!
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(yells)
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Help! Help!
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Oh, God!
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Ernesto, come on, dude!
We need you!
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Ernesto!
(grunting)
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TANYA: Come on, dude.
Ow. Ow.
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CAT: Come on!
Come on.
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Cat, come on!
I can't die!
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TANYA:
Give me your hand, Cat! Reach!
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Kevin! Your guitar!
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Mmmm!
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(Cat yelling)
TANYA: Take my damn hand!
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(groans)
TANYA: Kevin!
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Fine.
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(both grunting)
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Reach a little bit more, Cat!
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No! Don't grab the strings!
It'll get out of tune!
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Oh, God! Ah!
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(both grunting)
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TANYA:
Come on, guys.
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Oh, I can't die like this
on the guitar!
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The world needs me!
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(grunting)
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No! My guitarbrella!
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Wah! I regret this decision!
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Possessions aren't everything!
(sighs)
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Come on.
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(all grunting)
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Come on!
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(gasps)
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(all groaning)
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We did it. We did it.
Yeah.
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Two times.
Whoo!
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That was so intense.
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You still think
you're a weak little loser now?
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Well, I never thought
exactly those words.
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You're strong as hell,
my friend.
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And you don't have to get hit
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by any frickin' cars
to prove it.
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You're a hero.
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We're all goddamn heroes.
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Thank you, Tanya.
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But it feels less special
if we're all heroes.
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Well, technically,
Cat did the least, so...
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Oh, no you didn't!
What?
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You were the one
getting rescued.
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Us three are heroes,
and the cat got rescued.
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Excuse me?
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I waded back
into that filthy shit water
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to save Kevin's life.
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You know how polluted
this creek is?
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I would've been fine.
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I was on the swim team
until seventh grade.
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Whatever.
264
00:08:47,855 --> 00:08:50,185
Are we going
to the hospital or not?
265
00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:52,360
I really think I need to get
my stomach pumped.
266
00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:54,801
I'm pretty sure I drank, like,
a gallon of E. coli.
267
00:08:54,869 --> 00:08:56,969
Huh, you really think
the water is that dirty?
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Gross!
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00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:01,479
Hey, I found the remote.
All right.
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00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:02,820
We'll all get
our stomachs pumped,
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Ernesto can get
his ankle checked out,
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00:09:04,689 --> 00:09:06,859
and then, I don't know,
we can get a beer?
273
00:09:06,927 --> 00:09:09,357
Mmhmm.
Hit the spot.
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00:09:09,431 --> 00:09:12,771
(quirky music)
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Ah, personally,
I'm excited as hell
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to get my stomach pumped.
277
00:09:16,378 --> 00:09:17,618
Yeah, I wanna live.
278
00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,222
Love to live.
279
00:09:19,284 --> 00:09:21,364
But in terms of other
health benefits too.
280
00:09:21,422 --> 00:09:22,562
This'll probably remove any
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00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:24,625
leftover cheeseburgers
or alcohol.
282
00:09:24,696 --> 00:09:26,496
It'll be cleansing.
Like selfcare.
283
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,196
Have you two
lost your damn minds?
284
00:09:28,269 --> 00:09:29,199
Hey, friends!
What?
285
00:09:29,271 --> 00:09:30,211
Oh, my God!
Whoa!
286
00:09:30,273 --> 00:09:31,783
What happened, dude?
Hit by a car.
287
00:09:31,843 --> 00:09:33,053
Again?
Shocking.
288
00:09:33,112 --> 00:09:34,582
Again and again.
289
00:09:34,649 --> 00:09:36,789
But this time,
I learned something.
290
00:09:36,853 --> 00:09:39,163
The universe spoke to me again,
and it said,
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00:09:39,224 --> 00:09:41,964
"Naveen, I know you've
listened to me before,
292
00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:44,500
"and I know it's always
resulted in a car hitting you,
293
00:09:44,569 --> 00:09:46,669
but this time, I've changed,"
294
00:09:46,740 --> 00:09:48,780
and I was like,
"Okay, universe.
295
00:09:48,844 --> 00:09:49,814
Let's hear it."
296
00:09:49,879 --> 00:09:52,119
And what did the universe say?
297
00:09:52,184 --> 00:09:53,594
"Moderation."
298
00:09:53,654 --> 00:09:56,694
The universe said,
"Moderation."
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00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:58,000
I hate this guy.
300
00:09:58,062 --> 00:10:00,702
I've been living life too much.
301
00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,468
Too much exercise,
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00:10:02,538 --> 00:10:04,338
too much exposure
to the outside world
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00:10:04,408 --> 00:10:05,478
where cars live.
304
00:10:05,544 --> 00:10:06,554
Shut up.
Huh?
305
00:10:06,613 --> 00:10:08,283
So my new plan is simple:
306
00:10:08,349 --> 00:10:09,519
it's to chill out a little.
307
00:10:09,586 --> 00:10:11,456
Sit on my couch more,
close the blinds,
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00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:14,563
eat more cheeseburgers,
stay insideinside of rooms
309
00:10:14,629 --> 00:10:16,499
because cars
don't go inside, right?
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00:10:16,566 --> 00:10:18,066
Not usually.
311
00:10:18,136 --> 00:10:19,736
Because they're not people,
right?
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00:10:19,806 --> 00:10:21,806
They don't have arms or legs
or faces!
313
00:10:21,877 --> 00:10:23,747
It would be against the law
if they followed me!
314
00:10:23,814 --> 00:10:25,124
Let's go.
Exactly.
315
00:10:25,183 --> 00:10:26,153
Moderation.
316
00:10:26,218 --> 00:10:28,658
The universe said,
"Moderation."
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00:10:28,724 --> 00:10:30,594
I'll see you around,
old friends.
318
00:10:30,661 --> 00:10:33,131
All right.
See you later, Naveen.
319
00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:35,399
Stay safe.
You know what?
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00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:36,770
Honestly, that's the most sense
321
00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,140
Naveen has ever made.
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00:10:38,209 --> 00:10:40,649
Aside from everything
about cars and rooms.
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00:10:40,714 --> 00:10:42,354
The moderation part,
though, right?
324
00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:44,147
Right, the moderation part.
325
00:10:44,221 --> 00:10:45,661
I think I can get on board
with that.
326
00:10:45,724 --> 00:10:48,204
Sometimes we'll be healthy,
sometimes not.
327
00:10:48,262 --> 00:10:49,202
A little bit of both.
328
00:10:49,264 --> 00:10:50,404
Stomach pumping? Healthy.
329
00:10:50,466 --> 00:10:52,636
Getting beers and fries later?
Not healthy.
330
00:10:52,705 --> 00:10:54,165
But we'll do them both.
331
00:10:54,241 --> 00:10:55,181
Ooh, you know what?
332
00:10:55,243 --> 00:10:57,453
I'm already feeling
more moderated.
333
00:10:57,515 --> 00:10:58,915
Feels good, right?
334
00:10:58,984 --> 00:11:02,294
Let's go pump these tummies!
335
00:11:04,629 --> 00:11:07,569
(ominous music)
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00:11:07,635 --> 00:11:13,205
♪♪ ♪♪
337
00:11:14,616 --> 00:11:15,886
(quirky music)
338
00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:18,491
(grunts, sighs)
339
00:11:18,557 --> 00:11:21,957
♪♪ ♪♪
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00:11:22,007 --> 00:11:26,557
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