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- Uh, uh, uh.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Ooh. Now, walk.
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The party
already started, huh?
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Let me get in on this dance.
Stanky Leg--
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- That stinks.
- Wait.
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- Do the Stanky Leg--
- Stanky Leg is a dance?
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Yeah, what did you think
it was?
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A medical condition
that you got in Vietnam.
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Vietnam? Girl, how old
do you think I am?
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Old enough to know
that the Stanky Leg is dead.
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Now, could you move
along, Grandpa?
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You're ruining our TikTok.
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Really? That's funny.
'Cause I could have sworn
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that Birdie wasn't able
to get that app on her phone.
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Uncle Gary and Papa Rick
fixed it.
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Aren't they cool?
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Yeah, they is super cool.
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Why don't you go play outside,
while I thank them?
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Outside?
I don't have that app.
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Uh, it's not an app.
It's a magical place
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where kids go play
when their batteries are dead.
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Now go.
High five on your way out.
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Attagirl.
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I changed the settings
on her phone
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so she couldn't download
social media apps.
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Aubrey, why didn't you tell me?
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Because the price
of snitching
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has recently gone up.
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I told you
I'm not paying you $80.
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Fine.
Stay in the dark then.
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Yes, I will stay
in the dark.
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High five.
Yeah, I expected that.
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Listen, they're too young
for social media, all right?
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You can't just be
their buddies.
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You gotta be
a little more responsible.
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Now give me the phone.
Thank you.
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All right. There.
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Now, I gotta go to work,
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because some of us
actually have to work.
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Hey, I work.
You just gave me the day off.
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I did not.
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Hold up.
You reinstalled the app?
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I sure did.
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If Birdie only had Kenan
in her life,
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she'd never have any fun.
That's why she needs us.
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- Yeah.
- I'm Papa good-times
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and you're the fun uncle.
Her funcle.
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Ooh, funcle.
Sounds like a foot disease.
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So no.
How 'bout Crunkle?
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Okay, sure.
Give me a Crunkle.
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Okay, Crunkle.
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♪ Uh, crunk it up,
crunk it down ♪
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♪ Crunk it up,
crunk it around ♪
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Oh, that's got energy.
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[funky upbeat music]
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♪
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[laughter]
- Right?
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You know it's right, Tami.
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So on her first day,
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Tami shows up to work,
and she has two coffees.
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And I said,
"Oh, that's so sweet.
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You brought one for me."
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And she said, "Excuse me,
it is 5:00 a.m.
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Both of these are for me."
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That's right.
I did say that.
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Oh, but seriously, Tami,
happy birthday.
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I knew when I hired you that
I'd be getting a great host,
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but I never knew I'd be getting
such a great friend.
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- Aww.
- To Tami.
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all: Cheers.
- Thank you.
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Okay.
So who's next?
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Uh-oh.
It's Kenan.
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- Uh-oh.
- [laughs]
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All right.
No, thank you.
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I'd just like to say
happy birthday, Tami.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you.
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[clears throat]
- Is that it?
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Oh, um...
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♪ And many more
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That's good.
- What?
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Kenan, maybe something
more personal.
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- Personal?
- Personal.
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Oh, okay.
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Uh, one thing I
love about Tami is
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that she's from right here
in Atlanta, born and raised.
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She's actually from Missouri.
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- She is?
- Yeah.
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Oh, of course she is.
But, uh, she's here now.
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That's the most
important thing.
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And when I said "from,"
it's more like when people say,
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"I'm from where
I'm at mother..."
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- [clears throat]
- [gasps]
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- Oh.
- I'm sorry.
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Speaking of mothers, Tami has
two beautiful children.
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Two beautiful children and one
with a hell of a personality.
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David, you're a lucky man.
You're a lucky man.
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But the point is,
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Tami, I would like
to say,
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happy 40th birthday.
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Four decades looks good on you.
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I'm 30.
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Of course you are.
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And I knew that
because 30 is the new 40
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is what I was trying to say.
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Why don't we keep
the toasts going?
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Phil, I think you were up next.
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- Oh.
- Wow.
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An ode to Tami.
"T" is for "terrific."
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[car horn honks]
- Here they come.
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Yo, yo.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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- How was school?
- So good.
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Jodi Harrington saw
the TikTok that we did,
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and she said it was fire.
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Hey, well Jodi is
a tastemaker,
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so that's poppin'.
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My whole class was talking
about it
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until Mr. Jones
told us to settle down
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and made us put our heads
on our desks.
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- Lame.
- Hella lame.
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Look at him over there
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directing traffic like
he runs the school.
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That's him?
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Man, ain't nobody listening
to that man
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with them baggy,
high-waisted pants
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looking like man in a sack race
who just kept on walking.
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I thought you only wore
pants like that
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if you were expecting a flood.
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I thought you only wore pants
like that
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if you live in your pants.
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"Attention, all students.
This is Mr. Jones,
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"emperor of the parking lot.
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Please keep it moving before
I drown in my own pants."
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[laughter]
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You guys are setting
a bad example for Birdie.
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Oh, pipe down there,
Little Kenan.
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Oh, that is funny and catchy.
Let's say it a lot.
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all: Little Kenan.
Little Kenan.
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I'm gonna take the bus.
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- Hey.
- Bye, Little Kenan.
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- Don't take the bus.
- Aubrey.
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You don't even
have any money.
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What up, Alex?
Can I get an iced macchiato
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with some cinnamon powder
sprinkled on top?
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- Yeah, you got it.
- Appreciate it.
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Brucie, what's up, man?
How's life in the edit bay?
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Lonely.
How was your weekend?
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Oh, it was fine.
I went to Tami's thing.
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Tami had a thing?
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Um, I'll see you
in there, buddy.
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Dah! Doh!
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Just give me a little space.
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- Yeah, okay.
- Thanks.
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Hey, there she is.
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The birthday girl.
Dirty 30.
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- Kenan, we need to talk.
- Yep.
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You embarrassed me in front
of my friends and family.
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I know, and I just told
Brucie about your thing
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that he wasn't invited to.
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So now you gotta deal
with that.
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I'm sorry, you know.
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But come on,
your real friends
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don't care what
your work friends think.
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Oh, so you think
we're just work friends?
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Yeah. Right?
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Oh, okay then.
Huh.
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So we good?
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Yeah, we are great.
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[laughs]
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[both chuckling]
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Dang it.
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I don't get it.
Tami is acting all weird, man.
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I mean, we're friends on TV,
but we're not that close.
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Am I trippin'?
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Hell no,
you not trippin', man.
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Thank you.
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You get paid to pretend
to be her friend.
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Besides, you remember
when they foisted her on you?
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I didn't even know
what that word was
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until she got hired.
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They did kind of foist her,
right?
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It was a straight-up
foistering, dawg.
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They hired you
to host the show.
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You delivered the hotness.
Then they get Tami?
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And didn't even tell me.
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- Which one's Tami?
- His cohost, Rick.
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She there every day.
Do you even watch the show?
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Full disclosure,
my mornings belong to Strahan.
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- I respect that.
- Nice guy.
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But look, as your manager,
my advice,
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keep it professional.
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Just do the job,
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and like the famous poet,
Maya Angelou, said,
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"Don't start nothin',
won't be nothin'."
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Exactly. And we don't
have to be friends.
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It's not like we have
anything in common.
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It's not like we have
that much in common.
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Yeah, and we're not friends,
Rick.
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We're forced to be
around each other.
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It's called family.
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See that?
Situation managed.
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All right, I gotta go back
to the office.
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That's how easy I do that.
[phone buzzing]
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What? More business.
Go for Gare.
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May I speak
to Gary Williams, please?
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Morgan State approved
another loan deferment.
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You are not allowed
to keep calling me like this.
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Uh, this is
Principal Manning.
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Birdie gave me your number
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because her father is
out of town.
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- Later, losers.
- Oh, uh-huh.
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He--yeah, so far out of town.
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- Are you a guardian?
- Of the galaxy?
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No, sir.
Of Birdie.
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We're gonna need someone
to come down here tomorrow.
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Birdie posted a TikTok video
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that was unflattering of
her history teacher, Mr. Jones.
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- Oh, hold on.
- Who is that?
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Birdie got in trouble
for TikToks, man.
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The principal wants a guardian
to come down there.
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- Give me that.
- Don't say nothing crazy.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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This is Birdie's grandfather.
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We'll be down there first thing
in the morning.
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- Thank you.
- Thanks.
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We can't go down there, man.
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Why not?
We can handle this,
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and Kenan won't even know.
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I've talked to lots
of principals
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about much worse things.
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- Like what?
- In high school,
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I had an affair
with the principal's wife.
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Worked out fine.
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We boxed
in front of the high school.
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Now was this fight
in black and white?
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And was Charlie Chaplin there?
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[upbeat funky music]
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- We're live in three, two...
- Welcome back.
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Are you ready to get your kids
off screens and outside?
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[together]
Yeah!
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Hey, I gotta warn you.
Just because your kids,
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it doesn't mean
I'm not coming for you.
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Yeah, he couldn't care less
who he hurts.
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Right, Kenan?
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What I think she means is,
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I'm a three-legged
race champion.
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- And a two-legged jerk.
- Easy.
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Now, we'd love to introduce you
to Couch Roy--
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Wagner here to tell us about
the Fulton County school's
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new youth initiative,
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Screens Off, Play On.
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Well, I'm super pumped
to be here
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and show you a few games
we're gonna be playing.
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- Yeah!
- Well, we're super pumped
255
00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:01,323
to have you.
- We are.
256
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All right.
Who's ready to do this?
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[together] Yeah!
- Let's get it started.
258
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- All right!
- Go!
259
00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:07,982
Okay, Kenan,
just come straight.
260
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Listen to my voice.
261
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I'm trying.
I'm trying.
262
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Walk forward to me, Kenan.
263
00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:14,554
Just, okay, now in just, like,
a straight line.
264
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Hey, hey.
Get away from me.
265
00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:18,340
That's just a stanchion.
Come this way.
266
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- Okay.
- Let's go left. Left!
267
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My left or your left?
268
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It's always about you.
Your left.
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Right, right, right,
right, right.
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I'm winning,
I'm win--Oh.
271
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Oh, come on.
[cheering]
272
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Ready, set, and toss.
273
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,311
- Good toss.
- Everybody take a step back.
274
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And toss.
- Nice and easy now.
275
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Oh.
Gee, I'm sorry.
276
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- Damn it.
- You are out.
277
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I can't believe you.
278
00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:43,408
Ow. It's all right.
279
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I missed breakfast anyway.
280
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- Ready, set, go.
- Right, left, right.
281
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Okay, this is a first.
Okay, here we go.
282
00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:54,202
Wait, Kenan.
Left, right--ah!
283
00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:55,682
- Get up.
- Just stay down.
284
00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,727
You stay down.
This is your fault.
285
00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:59,555
Stop it.
286
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Just follow the directions that
we clearly decided on together.
287
00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:02,558
What directions?
288
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,909
Well, we may have gotten
schooled by a bunch of kids,
289
00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:07,389
but at least we inspired
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everybody to turn
their screens off
291
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and play with their friends.
Right, y'all?
292
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[together] Yeah!
293
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:15,702
Okay, don't get too excited.
You're just his show friends.
294
00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:17,921
All right.
Well, Phil, take it away.
295
00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,183
Say bye, everybody.
296
00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:20,881
[together] Bye.
297
00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:22,578
And we're out.
298
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,797
Yeah, I think
that went pretty good.
299
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,799
[bleep] you, Kenan.
300
00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:29,716
And luck you too--as well.
You have much luck.
301
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,935
When y'all go home later, tell
your families she said "luck."
302
00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:38,681
Man.
303
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,465
Hey, Kenan, so--oh,
304
00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:41,684
your dressing room stinks
more than that segment.
305
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,077
Oh, hilarious.
306
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,601
Maybe next time don't tether me
and Tami together
307
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,690
and have us crawl
through a dog park.
308
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,387
I came out
with two bruised elbows
309
00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:51,041
and a tracksuit full of dookie.
310
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:53,000
Okay, what is going on
with you and Tami?
311
00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:54,566
Is this still about
her birthday toast?
312
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:56,046
No.
She's all bent out of shape,
313
00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,700
'cause she thought
we were friends.
314
00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,615
And it's your fault,
because you hired her
315
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,964
and forced us to work together.
316
00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,487
What?
Kenan, don't tell me
317
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,664
that you're still hung up
on that after all these years.
318
00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,100
Why wouldn't I be?
319
00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:08,102
It was my show,
and then you brought her in
320
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:10,974
for no reason.
- No reason?
321
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:12,628
Do you not remember
what the show was like
322
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,979
before Tami?
- Yeah, it was great.
323
00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:18,373
Common marker.
And now it's time for a segment
324
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,157
called "Kenan on Kenan"
325
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:22,943
where I interview
a very special guest, me.
326
00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:25,119
We're so happy
to have you here, Kenan.
327
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:27,208
Yo, I'm humbled
to be here, Kenan.
328
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,427
And we are so humbled
to have you here.
329
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,952
So what are your thoughts
on the Middle East?
330
00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:34,171
I don't know, dawg.
It's, like, far as hell.
331
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,608
Hmm. Hmm.
332
00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:39,307
Take 17.
This one, semi-clean.
333
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:41,265
But the toilet paper,
rough as hell.
334
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:44,355
So I'm sorry. I'm gonna have
to rank the public restroom
335
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:47,924
on the corner of Auburn
and Peach Street as a no-go.
336
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:50,361
I took my toast
out of the toaster
337
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:52,450
and I just started crying.
338
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:54,104
I have chills.
339
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:57,107
Do y'all see Luther Vandross
on this toast?
340
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,982
Okay. Hmm.
341
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,287
I don't remember
it being that terrible.
342
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,333
Oh, I do.
You were too close to it.
343
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,683
And you had a bit
of an ego back then.
344
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,076
I don't know about that.
345
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:11,774
Uh, Kenan,
you interviewed yourself
346
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,428
and demanded you both be paid.
347
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:14,995
Man, how did the network
not cancel us?
348
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:16,387
Oh,
they never saw these tapes.
349
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:18,128
Yeah, I told them
they burned up in a fire.
350
00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:20,478
- Yep.
- Then I revamped the show
351
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,306
and hired Tami.
352
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,919
She was so excited to be able
to work with you back then.
353
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:29,009
But you just had this wall up.
354
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,794
Hmm, yeah,
I guess I never let it down.
355
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:37,713
Thank you.
I owe somebody an apology.
356
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,237
Oh, while you're making
new friends,
357
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:43,023
why don't you give
old Brucie a shot?
358
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,981
Pew-pew,
pew-pew-pew-pew.
359
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,417
Hey, come on, man.
360
00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:48,115
That's why people don't
invite you to the cookout.
361
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,725
This editing bay
is making people weird.
362
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,249
[blows]
363
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:56,079
The school enjoyed Birdie's
TikTok video about Mr. Jones.
364
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,690
It's been sent
to him 150 times.
365
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:01,432
I found him crying
in the toilet.
366
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:04,000
- Hilarious.
- It's also a direct violation
367
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,785
of our social media policy
here.
368
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:08,831
Yeah, but you know, kids.
Am I right?
369
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,702
They got all kind
of crazy ideas.
370
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,008
They do.
371
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,923
But I think Birdie
got this idea from you.
372
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,012
You a damn liar.
Nobody gets an idea from me.
373
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:18,580
"Attention all students.
This is Mr. Jones,
374
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:21,539
emperor of the parking lot."
375
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,542
That man is
a two-time teacher of the year
376
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:28,024
and won three consecutive
Steve Harvey Hoodie Awards.
377
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:30,331
You show him some respect.
378
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:33,813
- You was recording me?
- Sorry. It was funny.
379
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,249
- It was funny.
- Was it?
380
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:36,859
'Cause it also carries
a penalty
381
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,730
of a two-day
in-school suspension.
382
00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:42,038
- Suspension?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
383
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,866
Can't we work this out?
I mean,
384
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:47,827
maybe over
a couple of margaritas?
385
00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:51,918
I'm a recovering alcoholic
and an active lesbian.
386
00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:57,053
- Huh.
- I got this.
387
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:58,533
First of all,
congratulations.
388
00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:01,231
Listen, I have very deep
connections with a little show
389
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,754
called "Wake Up with Kenan."
390
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:05,061
How long would the suspension
be if I hooked you up
391
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:09,022
with maybe a backstage tour?
Meet and greet?
392
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,719
- Five days.
- What? Five?
393
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:11,807
- That's right.
- That's more.
394
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,243
- Mm-hmm.
- That's stupid.
395
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,941
Can we go back to that
original plan of two days?
396
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,072
- Good choice.
- Boom.
397
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,204
- Good job.
- Got her.
398
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,554
[groans]
399
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,295
[doorbell rings]
400
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:22,818
[clears throat]
401
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:27,779
Hey, I just wanted to come by
and say, "I'm sorry."
402
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:30,391
Okay.
Oh, great.
403
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:34,003
Well, I wanted--splendid.
You enjoy that bubbly.
404
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:37,485
I guess I'll just shove
my apologies up my bottom.
405
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,533
[sighs heavily]
406
00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:44,753
Kenan.
Hey, buddy.
407
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,450
Hey, David.
Man, I'm sorry.
408
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,496
I just came by to talk to Tami,
but she--
409
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:51,673
Is angry with you.
You're in the doghouse.
410
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,457
Glad it's not me again.
[chuckles]
411
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,589
Come on in, man.
412
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:55,851
- You sure?
- Yeah, come on.
413
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,114
Okay.
414
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,246
Sorry about the mess.
415
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:00,812
I didn't know company
was coming.
416
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:03,424
Oh, you're still here.
Was the door slam not clear?
417
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,905
Oh, God.
Tinky, come on.
418
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:08,820
He came all the way out here.
Just talk to him.
419
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,692
Here.
420
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:14,478
You sit.
Have some champagne.
421
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:15,697
Well, thank you.
422
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,220
To be clear,
he calls you "Tinky"?
423
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:18,569
Yeah, it's short
for Tinkerbell.
424
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,789
I stole him
from a trash bag named Wendy.
425
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:22,138
Tinky, stop it.
426
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,662
That's my mom.
Love you.
427
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,320
[clears throat]
428
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:36,936
So look, Tami,
I'm really sorry.
429
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,372
About everything.
430
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:41,070
I realized I've been feeling
a way towards you
431
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,506
for, like,
the last nine years because--
432
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,987
I'm sorry.
Nine years?
433
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:48,556
Yeah, but it wasn't anything
personal towards you, exactly.
434
00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,819
I mean, you've been great.
Always have been.
435
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:54,344
I guess I just never let myself
get too close to you
436
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:56,216
because of how
we were put together.
437
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,870
But I realize now that
I'm the one that missed out,
438
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:01,830
so I'm sorry.
439
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,266
Tinky,
440
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,398
Bridger says he doesn't need
to take a bath today.
441
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,791
He doesn't get to decide.
He's five.
442
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,445
Remember, you're the dad,
David.
443
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,404
Ten-four, my love.
444
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,234
My little Birdie
was the exact same way.
445
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,844
She used to hate
to take a bath.
446
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:17,585
We would throw her in the pool
with a Tide pod.
447
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,456
- [laughs]
- Is that bad?
448
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,676
Uh, I just bribe mine
with popsicles.
449
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,330
Tinky's gotta do
what a Tinky's gotta do.
450
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,506
Am I right?
- Yeah, sure does.
451
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,943
This helps.
- Cheers to that.
452
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,296
Oh, those playbills are cool.
453
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,645
What? Oh.
454
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,083
Is that one signed
by the wickedly talented,
455
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,128
one and only Adele Dazeem?
456
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,521
[laughs]
457
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:43,437
Um, yeah.
I'm kind of a Broadway nut.
458
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,613
I used to spend summers
with my aunt in New York, so...
459
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,051
I'm a touring
show guy myself.
460
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,357
When "Little Shop"
came through Atlanta,
461
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,749
that really made me
want to perform.
462
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:53,012
- No way.
- Yeah.
463
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:55,579
That and the money.
- [laughs]
464
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,146
I actually have a playbill
from "Little Shop."
465
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,713
Do you want to see?
466
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,280
That would be a Little Shop
of Honor.
467
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:03,065
You see what I--put
a little theater in the humor.
468
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,415
Oh, my gosh. You would be
so great in that show.
469
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:06,808
- You think?
- I do.
470
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,897
Like as the plant or?
471
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,986
No, I think
you could play Seymour.
472
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,033
[instrumental
of "Suddenly Seymour" playing]
473
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:17,732
♪
474
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,516
Look, the best thing
that we can do is
475
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,735
just act normal.
476
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:23,781
- Well, okay.
- Let me see you act--oh.
477
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,219
'Sup, my dudes?
478
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,263
How was everybody's day?
479
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,048
Oh, fine. Fine.
So fine.
480
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,614
Nothing but fine, actually.
Right, Rick?
481
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:33,313
Absolutely.
Ordinary comes to mind.
482
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,750
Oh, yeah? That's nice.
You liars!
483
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,665
There are nothing
but liars in this room.
484
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,188
I know about the TikTok.
485
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,886
I know about Birdie
getting suspended.
486
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,671
And I know
about the margaritas.
487
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:44,672
I know everything.
488
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,021
Well, damn.
489
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,196
How you find out
about all that?
490
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:50,330
I have an inside source.
491
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,635
What did you say it was?
About $80?
492
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,811
- Yeah.
- Here. Go on, take that.
493
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,161
Snitches get riches, y'all.
494
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:56,771
That is not
how that saying goes.
495
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,512
- Watch your back.
- Whatever.
496
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,383
I'm going to treat myself
to a pet tarantula.
497
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:01,689
Hey, hey, girl,
don't you bring no
498
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,125
eight-legged devil
in this house.
499
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,822
Kenan, you were right.
500
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:08,348
Turns out being the fun ones is
not what's best for the girls.
501
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:09,740
I tried to tell Gary that,
502
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:13,222
but he was all hyped up
on this Crunkle nonsense.
503
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:16,007
Ooh, we throwing Crunkle
under the bus?
504
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:18,140
Well, at least I didn't try
to smash Principal Goodbody.
505
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,099
How was I supposed to know
she was a lesbian?
506
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,578
After she said it
with her words.
507
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:25,191
Hey, both of y'all
are guilty as hell.
508
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,976
Okay? Now I can't keep being
the responsible one
509
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:31,153
while y'all are acting a fool.
Come on. I need my tribe.
510
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,677
We supposed to be
co-parenting, right?
511
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:36,158
So I'm sorry,
but y'all gonna have to help me
512
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,594
do some of this dirty work.
513
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,640
Go on upstairs and ground
Birdie and take her phone.
514
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:41,859
- But she gonna hate us.
- I know.
515
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,165
That's a part of parenting.
516
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,602
First they love you,
then they hate you.
517
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,039
And then they need something,
and it starts all over again.
518
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,563
They love you.
They hate you.
519
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:50,694
It's like an expensive-ass
roller coaster.
520
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:53,610
Oh, I'm talking to myself.
All right.
521
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,873
[giggling]
522
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,922
Birdie, we're gonna take
your phone away for a week.
523
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:04,012
[laughs]
Good one, Crunkle.
524
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:06,319
- It's Uncle Gary.
- Yeah, I know.
525
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:09,017
This guy sounds like
a little Kenan right now.
526
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:12,586
But the truth is, there's
a little Kenan in all of us.
527
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:13,674
Hand it over.
528
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:15,676
What am I supposed to do now?
529
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,547
Play outside like a chump?
530
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,245
Give it, little Bird.
531
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:24,685
That didn't go so bad.
532
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:27,209
I hate y'all!
533
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,298
Just keep walking, fam.
Just keep on walking, dawg.
534
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:30,517
Ohh.
535
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,040
Welcome back.
536
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,869
Now, normally we'd be doing
our Southern Food segment,
537
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,480
where we talk
to our local gravy sommelier.
538
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,265
But this weekend,
539
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,092
my friend Tami and I
discovered a little something.
540
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:45,358
We did. Turns out we're
both fans of Broadway.
541
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:48,622
That's right.
Big musical theater nerds.
542
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:49,884
Oh, but look,
we don't want to bore you
543
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,233
by talking about it.
544
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:54,236
Nope. So we're just gonna
sing about it.
545
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,760
Hit it!
546
00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:59,372
[dramatic music]
547
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,112
[chimes tinkle]
548
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:04,768
♪ Good morning, I'm Kenan,
can we be friends? ♪
549
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:09,033
♪ Nothing too serious,
it's 8:00 a.m. ♪
550
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:13,081
♪ Good morning, I'm Tami,
here with a smile ♪
551
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:17,303
♪ As Atlanta traffic
backs up for miles ♪
552
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:22,351
♪ I'll be your early friend,
just like your coffee pot ♪
553
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:25,311
♪ Good morning, Kenan
554
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:29,619
♪ I will laugh
at your jokes ♪
555
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:32,492
♪ Whether they are
funny or not ♪
556
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,320
♪ And thank you for that
557
00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:37,975
♪
558
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,760
♪ Good morning, Tami
559
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,241
- Hi!
- ♪ You're never alone
560
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,417
- Never?
- ♪ We'll talk on camera
561
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,288
- For three hours.
- ♪ And later at home
562
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,942
♪ Good morning, Kenan
563
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:50,379
- Hello.
- ♪ You're my TV friend
564
00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:52,773
- Real-life too.
- ♪ Our day is over
565
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:54,601
♪ Before yours begins
566
00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:55,906
both: ♪ Good morning
567
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:58,605
♪ I hope it's
a good one for you ♪
568
00:20:58,648 --> 00:20:59,954
♪ Atlanta
569
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:02,783
♪ And the greater
metro area ♪
570
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:07,309
both: ♪ Good morning
571
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:11,357
♪ Yeah
572
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:16,144
[cheers and applause]
573
00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:18,233
- We did it, Tink.
- Don't call me that.
574
00:21:18,283 --> 00:21:22,833
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