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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,344 There's seriously 2 00:02:03,392 --> 00:02:05,440 4 in the bloody morning 3 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:07,488 Well 4 00:02:07,744 --> 00:02:12,096 I couldn't sleep so I thought I would see if you were down for a sparring session 5 00:02:13,376 --> 00:02:14,144 Also 6 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:15,168 Is 7 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:16,960 Birds 8 00:02:17,216 --> 00:02:18,240 You dumbass 9 00:02:18,752 --> 00:02:22,080 Years is the name of the Imperial Army General 10 00:02:22,336 --> 00:02:24,128 Who led the assault on Hoth 11 00:02:24,384 --> 00:02:25,920 And The Empire Strikes Back 12 00:02:27,456 --> 00:02:27,968 JWoww 13 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:28,992 Whatever 14 00:02:31,296 --> 00:02:35,392 What did you say to me 15 00:02:36,416 --> 00:02:36,928 See you in the gym 16 00:02:37,952 --> 00:02:44,096 I've been having weird dreams again 17 00:02:44,608 --> 00:02:50,752 Nicholas Express 18 00:02:51,008 --> 00:02:57,152 What the f*** is that supposed to mean 19 00:02:57,408 --> 00:03:03,552 Warrior shooting motion is very dangerous 20 00:03:06,112 --> 00:03:12,256 Pittsburgh samet and if you wanted someone that shows no emotion you should have came 21 00:03:12,512 --> 00:03:15,328 Brie Larson 22 00:03:21,984 --> 00:03:24,288 I slept right 23 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:30,944 Udemy blasting you for not being able to pull off a decent American accent 24 00:03:31,456 --> 00:03:34,272 How about some flaccid 25 00:03:39,904 --> 00:03:40,672 You have an MBA 26 00:03:40,928 --> 00:03:43,488 You can lose your phone comes out how anytime 27 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,304 If it comes on my implant that I put in your neck 28 00:03:52,448 --> 00:03:53,216 Then yes 29 00:03:53,728 --> 00:03:57,056 It does look a lot like the power inhibitor implant from Shield 30 00:03:57,312 --> 00:04:00,640 Crust with the shock controller from Thor Ragnarok 31 00:04:03,456 --> 00:04:09,600 Yeah let's not 32 00:04:09,856 --> 00:04:11,904 Tell me about these dreams 33 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:16,000 What you see it 34 00:04:18,815 --> 00:04:20,607 I don't know which 35 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:24,447 Like a kind of corn actually 36 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:34,431 Do you know what the Supreme intelligence 37 00:04:34,687 --> 00:04:35,455 Looks like 38 00:04:38,527 --> 00:04:42,623 Nobody knows what the Supreme 39 00:04:43,647 --> 00:04:44,671 Subconscious 40 00:04:45,183 --> 00:04:46,463 Chooses how it is 41 00:04:46,975 --> 00:04:49,023 Resemble someone 42 00:04:49,535 --> 00:04:50,559 Tomorrow 43 00:04:53,375 --> 00:04:57,215 Designer 44 00:04:57,471 --> 00:05:00,543 Which would explain sexual nature nohe 45 00:05:01,311 --> 00:05:02,591 Tell me 46 00:05:04,639 --> 00:05:08,479 You see me in your dreams 47 00:05:21,791 --> 00:05:27,935 You can call it 48 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:47,647 Around all day 49 00:06:17,087 --> 00:06:17,855 He is just 50 00:06:39,871 --> 00:06:42,943 Stick your tongue out further 51 00:06:43,199 --> 00:06:44,991 Why don't you think 52 00:06:45,503 --> 00:06:46,527 Cuz he was born 53 00:06:55,743 --> 00:07:01,887 Diasporas Oklahoma 54 00:07:19,551 --> 00:07:20,319 Cancel 55 00:07:23,135 --> 00:07:23,903 Hi 56 00:08:22,015 --> 00:08:25,599 Where am I 57 00:10:02,111 --> 00:10:03,135 Phuc yea 58 00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:26,175 You're not pissed I woke you up anymore are you charged it over it 59 00:10:35,391 --> 00:10:37,183 It's 4:00 in the blood 60 00:10:49,727 --> 00:10:52,543 Are you f****** like hell 61 00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:14,111 There you go there you go 62 00:14:46,783 --> 00:14:49,343 He is doing more and more 63 00:14:55,999 --> 00:14:56,767 YouTube 64 00:17:02,207 --> 00:17:05,535 Haha 65 00:17:30,111 --> 00:17:31,391 Lover lover 66 00:17:31,647 --> 00:17:32,927 Supreme intelligence 67 00:17:34,719 --> 00:17:38,815 King weapon you're in my arms like that 68 00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:55,455 Looking good 69 00:17:59,039 --> 00:18:00,319 Give me a give me a give me a give me 70 00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:03,903 What I say 71 00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:06,463 Do it 72 00:18:51,007 --> 00:18:57,151 Hahaha 73 00:20:04,223 --> 00:20:09,855 Georgia 74 00:20:31,615 --> 00:20:32,895 Acrylic coffin nails 75 00:21:16,159 --> 00:21:17,184 Oh 76 00:22:19,648 --> 00:22:21,184 Oh 77 00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:54,720 Yes 78 00:22:58,048 --> 00:23:04,192 Hello just like that 79 00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:15,200 F*** you 80 00:23:21,344 --> 00:23:25,696 Like a f****** champion 81 00:24:05,632 --> 00:24:06,656 Hahaha 82 00:24:09,216 --> 00:24:14,336 God 83 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,456 Is bloody marvelous 84 00:24:23,552 --> 00:24:24,576 I think I'm going to call you 85 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:27,392 Smallville 86 00:24:29,952 --> 00:24:31,488 I'd rather you not 87 00:24:32,256 --> 00:24:33,280 You know what you're right 88 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,608 BtoB disrespectful to your Ranch 89 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:42,752 Captain 90 00:24:47,104 --> 00:24:49,408 It does have a nice ring to it 91 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,760 So you ready for tomorrow's mission 92 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,064 Don't I look ready 93 00:25:01,184 --> 00:25:01,696 Yep 94 00:25:02,976 --> 00:25:04,256 Taylor Grady all right 95 00:25:05,024 --> 00:25:05,792 But you be on your own 96 00:25:06,816 --> 00:25:10,400 Harry Connick Christmas Wheels Catherine you and Minecraft Andrea memories 97 00:25:11,424 --> 00:25:13,472 Like eternal sunshine of the Spotless Mind 98 00:25:15,008 --> 00:25:15,520 True 99 00:25:16,288 --> 00:25:17,312 Although 100 00:25:17,568 --> 00:25:18,080 Carrie was X 101 00:25:18,336 --> 00:25:18,848 Actually good in that 102 00:25:20,384 --> 00:25:20,896 And 103 00:25:21,664 --> 00:25:24,480 Is it just me or do the Scrolls kind of look like the mask 104 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,040 Smoking 105 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:39,840 All right no matter what happens don't get caught 106 00:25:41,632 --> 00:25:46,496 Is a lot of little secrets hidden in that mind of yours I mean I should know 107 00:25:47,264 --> 00:25:48,032 I put them 108 00:25:48,288 --> 00:25:50,848 Copy that no motion 109 00:25:51,104 --> 00:25:51,872 That's my girl 110 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:57,760 I think what you meant to say was yes captain 111 00:25:59,040 --> 00:25:59,552 Yes 112 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:05,952 That's a good boy let me go kick some scroll ass 113 00:26:06,208 --> 00:26:12,352 Over now me getting caught Little Green Goblin 114 00:26:12,608 --> 00:26:15,680 Cadaver 115 00:26:38,464 --> 00:26:44,608 Do you know 116 00:29:26,912 --> 00:29:29,472 Suck your friends cock 117 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,744 Do you think you want to stay 118 00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:26,048 Girl cock inside of me 119 00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:28,928 Show me 120 00:32:48,896 --> 00:32:49,408 Yeah 121 00:34:17,984 --> 00:34:21,568 A while 122 00:37:02,336 --> 00:37:04,384 So good 123 00:37:32,032 --> 00:37:35,104 Cool Math 124 00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:58,400 Yeah 125 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,104 Oh yes 126 00:43:55,775 --> 00:43:58,335 Is that enough for you 127 00:44:07,295 --> 00:44:08,575 I'm going to show you both would expect 128 00:44:08,831 --> 00:44:09,343 Comfortable 129 00:44:25,727 --> 00:44:26,495 Pringles movies 130 00:44:29,823 --> 00:44:30,335 Give me all of it 131 00:44:31,103 --> 00:44:33,407 Wooly Bully 132 00:44:34,431 --> 00:44:36,735 Turn off talking balls I want all of that 133 00:44:41,343 --> 00:44:43,391 An emotional give me a 134 00:44:43,903 --> 00:44:44,671 Give me a 135 00:44:47,487 --> 00:44:49,023 Every last drop 136 00:44:49,279 --> 00:44:49,791 Come on 137 00:45:06,431 --> 00:45:07,711 Alright guys go 138 00:45:08,223 --> 00:45:10,271 Thank you for the ride 139 00:45:10,783 --> 00:45:11,807 I'm going to get the f*** out of here 140 00:45:38,943 --> 00:45:45,087 That's convenient 141 00:45:51,743 --> 00:45:54,559 Star Force command do you copy 142 00:45:56,863 --> 00:45:58,655 Good Lord where are you 143 00:45:58,911 --> 00:46:05,055 I have no idea the Scrolls captured me I ran away and stole one of their escape pod 144 00:46:05,567 --> 00:46:11,711 I just can't find the goddamn owners manual do you want a pilot one of these things 145 00:46:12,735 --> 00:46:13,503 Nope 146 00:46:14,271 --> 00:46:20,415 Sorry Captain are you sure or 147 00:46:20,671 --> 00:46:26,815 Are you retaliating because you're still butthurt you didn't end up playing Marvel 148 00:46:27,327 --> 00:46:28,863 Stop symbol nonsense 149 00:46:29,375 --> 00:46:35,519 You know I'll be revealed as Marvel in SQL 150 00:46:35,775 --> 00:46:40,895 Dangling that carrot in front of you so there's that 151 00:46:41,407 --> 00:46:47,551 It looks like you're about to crash into planet c-53 right 152 00:46:55,999 --> 00:46:58,559 That one's only 20 calories 153 00:47:31,839 --> 00:47:34,399 Do you understand me 154 00:47:34,655 --> 00:47:38,495 Is my Universal translator working 155 00:47:39,263 --> 00:47:40,799 Did I understand you 156 00:47:41,311 --> 00:47:46,687 Let's see if you understand me what's your mother f****** hands in the air 157 00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:51,807 Star Force command do you copy 158 00:47:54,623 --> 00:47:55,391 Let me guess 159 00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:57,695 Yeah yeah whatever 160 00:47:59,231 --> 00:48:00,255 Longest jump 161 00:48:01,535 --> 00:48:05,887 And there's a guy who looks like Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction 162 00:48:06,655 --> 00:48:09,727 Splitting some sort of ancient working blaster 163 00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:12,543 Beam me up Scotty 164 00:48:13,311 --> 00:48:14,335 Sorry videos 165 00:48:14,847 --> 00:48:18,943 It seems like they took you from the Epic Space movie quadrant over to the 166 00:48:19,199 --> 00:48:20,223 Buddy cop movie collection 167 00:48:20,991 --> 00:48:23,039 Going to take at least one for like to get you there 168 00:48:23,551 --> 00:48:26,367 Please try stay in one piece until we can fix the genre 169 00:48:26,623 --> 00:48:27,135 Okay 170 00:48:27,903 --> 00:48:30,463 In the meantime why don't you go to Louisiana 171 00:48:30,975 --> 00:48:35,839 Trying to find Maria rambeau 172 00:48:39,935 --> 00:48:41,983 Sorry what was that 173 00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:45,823 Who's this Rambo girl in is Stallone involved 174 00:48:46,591 --> 00:48:48,127 She's the black girl you see in your dreams 175 00:48:48,383 --> 00:48:50,175 Are you guys used to be best friends 176 00:48:51,199 --> 00:48:54,015 Maybe something a little bit more than that if you ask me 177 00:48:54,271 --> 00:48:55,807 Where do I find her 178 00:48:56,319 --> 00:48:59,391 Scrolls were looking for a coordinates to a house in your brain 179 00:48:59,647 --> 00:49:01,439 So I guess you already know where to go 180 00:49:02,975 --> 00:49:03,743 Vine 181 00:49:04,511 --> 00:49:07,327 I'll just do a quick cerebal search and get my new 182 00:49:08,351 --> 00:49:11,935 Mismatched partner to drive me there 183 00:49:13,983 --> 00:49:19,615 Got it 184 00:49:21,151 --> 00:49:22,943 Your buddy what's your name again 185 00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:24,223 Fury 186 00:49:24,479 --> 00:49:27,551 Nicholas Joseph Fury 187 00:49:28,831 --> 00:49:30,367 Serious 188 00:49:30,879 --> 00:49:33,183 I'm going to need you to help me find my best friend 189 00:49:35,231 --> 00:49:38,047 You just want the lactic on my ass face lady 190 00:49:39,839 --> 00:49:40,863 Even know your name 191 00:49:41,375 --> 00:49:43,423 Neither do I actually 192 00:49:44,191 --> 00:49:45,983 They call me vers but 193 00:49:47,007 --> 00:49:48,287 I suspect there's more. 194 00:49:48,543 --> 00:49:50,079 HDI 195 00:49:50,591 --> 00:49:51,615 No pun intended 196 00:49:52,895 --> 00:49:55,199 I guess you could call me 197 00:49:55,967 --> 00:49:56,991 Captain Marvel 198 00:49:59,039 --> 00:49:59,807 You a captain 199 00:50:01,087 --> 00:50:01,599 Look 200 00:50:02,623 --> 00:50:04,159 I've been shoving you 201 00:50:04,415 --> 00:50:05,951 Really weird dreams lately 202 00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:09,535 I have this feeling 203 00:50:10,303 --> 00:50:12,607 Half the universe is about to be wiped out 204 00:50:13,631 --> 00:50:14,911 Just like that 205 00:50:16,959 --> 00:50:19,007 I really need your help serious 206 00:50:19,775 --> 00:50:21,567 We don't have much time 207 00:50:24,639 --> 00:50:25,151 Yuri 208 00:50:26,943 --> 00:50:28,735 And you going to need some proper clothes 209 00:50:29,247 --> 00:50:35,391 Yeah and you're going to need a haircut and an eyepatch 210 00:51:03,807 --> 00:51:05,343 So you may have a spaceship 211 00:51:06,111 --> 00:51:12,255 But I got me and Italian sports car 212 00:51:12,511 --> 00:51:18,655 Nice 213 00:51:27,103 --> 00:51:28,895 So where we going 214 00:51:29,151 --> 00:51:31,455 29.95 11 North 215 00:51:31,967 --> 00:51:34,527 90.0 715 West 216 00:51:34,783 --> 00:51:36,063 Quartz 217 00:51:37,087 --> 00:51:39,135 Or here 218 00:51:39,391 --> 00:51:41,183 Is my GPS 219 00:51:49,119 --> 00:51:55,263 And here is your lunch 220 00:51:55,519 --> 00:51:56,799 I left it somewhere 221 00:52:00,639 --> 00:52:03,199 Now this is one tasty burger 222 00:52:07,807 --> 00:52:12,159 Looks like this place called New Orleans 223 00:52:13,695 --> 00:52:17,791 Are you out of your motherfuking mind that's 3000 miles away from here 224 00:52:19,583 --> 00:52:20,863 Don't worry serious 225 00:52:21,119 --> 00:52:23,167 I'll make the ride enjoyable for you 226 00:52:24,191 --> 00:52:30,335 You make me feel good 227 00:52:56,191 --> 00:53:02,335 Don't crash the car Furious 228 00:53:28,191 --> 00:53:34,335 Rid a lot of miles 229 00:54:25,791 --> 00:54:31,935 Did you not mad at me for 230 00:54:32,191 --> 00:54:38,335 Black Mirror IMDb 231 00:56:01,791 --> 00:56:07,935 Watching the road 232 00:56:08,191 --> 00:56:14,335 Carrots with your wonton 233 00:56:59,391 --> 00:57:05,535 Keep Your Hands on the Wheel. 234 00:57:50,591 --> 00:57:56,735 Oh my God 235 00:57:56,991 --> 00:58:03,135 Watch the road. 236 00:58:09,791 --> 00:58:15,935 Keep Your Hands on the Wheel. 237 00:58:16,191 --> 00:58:22,335 Of the year 238 00:58:28,991 --> 00:58:35,135 Key Blaster yeah you really do need to be blasted huh 239 00:58:35,391 --> 00:58:41,535 Blast 240 00:58:41,791 --> 00:58:47,935 Keep your hand on the 241 00:58:48,191 --> 00:58:54,335 You didn't land on this damn planet to die on it 242 00:59:33,759 --> 00:59:35,039 Go fuc 243 00:59:52,191 --> 00:59:56,031 Again oh no 244 01:00:15,743 --> 01:00:21,887 Now that was exhausted 245 01:00:33,919 --> 01:00:34,431 Sure 246 01:01:44,063 --> 01:01:45,087 There she is 247 01:01:51,231 --> 01:01:51,999 I know 248 01:01:53,535 --> 01:01:55,839 Where's the record player in Wylie play 249 01:01:56,095 --> 01:01:57,631 Come As You Are by Nirvana 250 01:01:58,399 --> 01:01:59,167 Well my dear 251 01:01:59,935 --> 01:02:03,263 That's because nobody gave a s*** about vinyl in 1990 252 01:02:07,615 --> 01:02:09,151 Come as you are came out in 91 253 01:02:09,407 --> 01:02:11,199 There's no f****** way. 254 01:02:13,247 --> 01:02:14,015 Actually 255 01:02:14,271 --> 01:02:17,599 I'm just wondering why I turned a different color in the third at 256 01:02:20,671 --> 01:02:21,183 Well 257 01:02:21,695 --> 01:02:24,255 The fans went ballistic when since that picture 258 01:02:24,511 --> 01:02:26,303 Constantly 259 01:02:26,815 --> 01:02:28,863 I mean I'm not sure if it was a color 260 01:02:29,119 --> 01:02:31,167 The fact that she has no app 261 01:02:31,679 --> 01:02:32,959 Fat track me 262 01:02:35,263 --> 01:02:37,823 Just pretend the red and blue costume with the plan all along 263 01:02:39,103 --> 01:02:41,663 This is not the mainstream movie and 264 01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,455 I'm not real arson 265 01:02:46,527 --> 01:02:47,039 Okay 266 01:02:47,551 --> 01:02:50,111 The green costumes in nightmare with olive green shirt 267 01:02:50,367 --> 01:02:51,135 Happy now 268 01:02:52,415 --> 01:02:52,927 Yeah 269 01:02:53,439 --> 01:02:54,975 That makes more sense but 270 01:02:55,231 --> 01:02:56,255 Who the f*** are you 271 01:02:57,279 --> 01:03:01,119 I thought you were supposed to resemble somebody I 272 01:03:01,375 --> 01:03:02,143 Is Meijer 273 01:03:03,935 --> 01:03:04,959 Or 274 01:03:08,287 --> 01:03:09,311 Desire 275 01:03:10,335 --> 01:03:10,847 Looks 276 01:03:11,103 --> 01:03:13,663 No sense you're pretty and all but 277 01:03:13,919 --> 01:03:14,943 I'm really into dick 278 01:03:16,991 --> 01:03:18,015 Really now 279 01:03:22,367 --> 01:03:23,647 Now we're talkin 280 01:04:54,783 --> 01:05:00,927 Bedtime 281 01:05:26,783 --> 01:05:32,927 Oh yeah 282 01:11:18,783 --> 01:11:24,927 Especially Yours 283 01:13:33,183 --> 01:13:34,207 The f*** girl 284 01:13:37,279 --> 01:13:39,327 Sorry I got lightheaded for a moment 285 01:13:44,447 --> 01:13:45,471 Did you all right 286 01:13:47,263 --> 01:13:48,287 I think so 287 01:13:55,455 --> 01:13:55,967 Yeah 288 01:13:56,223 --> 01:13:57,503 This is definitely the place 289 01:13:58,015 --> 01:13:58,527 Good 290 01:13:59,039 --> 01:14:00,319 Cuz I could use me a nap 291 01:14:00,831 --> 01:14:01,599 End of the day 292 01:14:01,855 --> 01:14:02,367 Oh what 293 01:14:03,391 --> 01:14:04,159 Double J 294 01:14:04,671 --> 01:14:05,695 It's French 295 01:14:05,951 --> 01:14:06,975 For a squash 296 01:14:08,511 --> 01:14:14,655 Hey you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France 297 01:14:27,711 --> 01:14:33,855 Excuse me man I was wondering if we could ask you 298 01:14:34,111 --> 01:14:34,623 Christ 299 01:14:34,879 --> 01:14:37,439 How many times are you guys going to come up here but the s*** out of me 300 01:14:37,695 --> 01:14:41,791 I don't discuss your holy word I like to have transfusions all the time 301 01:14:42,047 --> 01:14:45,119 And y'all can go to hell which I'm sure you're told all day long 302 01:14:45,375 --> 01:14:48,959 It's probably why you don't even think he'll exists 303 01:14:49,471 --> 01:14:52,543 Take it Easy by Jehovah's Witnesses I promise 304 01:14:53,567 --> 01:14:56,383 Star Force Captain who's 305 01:14:57,663 --> 01:14:59,455 Strangely erotic dreams 306 01:14:59,711 --> 01:15:00,991 About this place 307 01:15:03,295 --> 01:15:03,807 Okay well 308 01:15:04,319 --> 01:15:04,831 Conan 309 01:15:16,863 --> 01:15:17,375 Wow 310 01:15:19,423 --> 01:15:21,471 Think I actually remember 311 01:15:21,727 --> 01:15:23,007 Taking this picture 312 01:15:24,287 --> 01:15:24,799 Oh really 313 01:15:25,567 --> 01:15:26,847 Do you remember taking these 314 01:15:37,343 --> 01:15:38,111 Oh 315 01:15:39,391 --> 01:15:41,439 Are you sure you're not Maria rambeau 316 01:15:44,511 --> 01:15:47,583 Like I said before sugartits Maria is my mama 317 01:15:48,095 --> 01:15:48,863 She did 318 01:15:49,119 --> 01:15:50,655 I am Monica 319 01:15:50,911 --> 01:15:51,935 Monica 320 01:15:53,215 --> 01:15:55,007 Schitts 321 01:15:56,031 --> 01:15:59,103 I'm going to be left with all these unanswered questions 322 01:15:59,871 --> 01:16:00,639 Who am I 323 01:16:01,663 --> 01:16:07,807 Why is my Air Force call sign Avenger when in the comics it was cheeseburger and 324 01:16:08,319 --> 01:16:14,463 Boston accent 325 01:16:35,199 --> 01:16:38,783 There's some things I haven't told you really 326 01:16:39,039 --> 01:16:39,807 You and 327 01:16:40,063 --> 01:16:42,111 Everybody else 328 01:16:42,623 --> 01:16:43,903 Secrets 329 01:16:44,159 --> 01:16:44,927 Flies 330 01:16:45,183 --> 01:16:47,743 Ordinance 331 01:16:48,255 --> 01:16:49,535 Implanted in my head 332 01:16:51,327 --> 01:16:54,399 So f****** tired of this stuff 333 01:16:56,959 --> 01:17:03,103 Don't wait with no you don't listen do you know what it feels like to be rejected by your own kind 334 01:17:03,359 --> 01:17:07,455 Because you're different enough 335 01:17:07,711 --> 01:17:13,855 Because you'll never measure up to whatever idealized version of you they fabricated being used 336 01:17:20,511 --> 01:17:26,655 Look at me I have no memory no purpose 337 01:17:26,911 --> 01:17:28,191 No emotion 338 01:17:31,263 --> 01:17:32,543 I'm sorry Monica 339 01:17:33,055 --> 01:17:35,103 I hope you never have to know what this feels like 340 01:17:40,479 --> 01:17:46,623 Are you are you crying I'm crying god dammit 341 01:17:46,879 --> 01:17:53,023 How else am I supposed to get a f****** best actress nomination 342 01:17:59,423 --> 01:17:59,935 Anyways 343 01:18:01,471 --> 01:18:04,031 I was lieutenant in the New Orleans Harbor Patrol 344 01:18:04,543 --> 01:18:06,335 And I was Captain of a cargo ship 345 01:18:07,615 --> 01:18:09,407 There's an accident 346 01:18:09,663 --> 01:18:13,503 I was exposed to extra-dimensional energy 347 01:18:13,759 --> 01:18:19,903 As a result I can convert my body into energy 348 01:18:20,159 --> 01:18:26,303 So what are you saying some type of soup 349 01:18:26,559 --> 01:18:32,703 Damn right I am 350 01:18:35,007 --> 01:18:35,775 They call me 351 01:18:37,567 --> 01:18:38,591 Captain Marvel 352 01:18:43,199 --> 01:18:45,247 I think we're going to have a problem here 353 01:18:45,503 --> 01:18:51,647 Captain Marvel 354 01:18:51,903 --> 01:18:54,463 Yeah I know but hey 355 01:18:54,719 --> 01:19:00,863 Froze up the f*** out of you I thought you change your name to something stupid that allows us to coexist 356 01:19:01,119 --> 01:19:03,935 Until they can definitely write you off 357 01:19:04,447 --> 01:19:10,591 I'm thinking something like photon 358 01:19:16,223 --> 01:19:18,527 Wait I have a good one 359 01:19:19,039 --> 01:19:19,807 Pulsar 360 01:19:20,831 --> 01:19:23,903 Spectrum 361 01:19:31,071 --> 01:19:32,095 Yo b**** 362 01:19:34,911 --> 01:19:38,239 Why don't you start calling yourself something cheesy like 363 01:19:39,519 --> 01:19:40,543 Warbird herb 364 01:19:40,799 --> 01:19:41,567 Binary 365 01:19:48,735 --> 01:19:50,527 I've got a better idea 366 01:19:51,551 --> 01:19:54,879 How about we both suck that s*** out of each other 367 01:19:55,391 --> 01:19:58,719 And the first one who comes as you change your name 368 01:20:00,255 --> 01:20:02,559 Are you sure you want to go there 369 01:20:03,327 --> 01:20:04,607 That's why they call me 370 01:20:04,863 --> 01:20:05,887 Captain Marvel on the job 371 01:20:06,143 --> 01:20:07,679 I can work Wonders on your 372 01:20:10,239 --> 01:20:13,055 Will Shazam let's see what you've got 373 01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:16,544 By the end of this you're going to be calling me Captain Marvel oh yeah 374 01:22:54,336 --> 01:22:55,104 Yeah 375 01:22:56,640 --> 01:22:58,176 Resume YouTube 376 01:23:09,184 --> 01:23:11,232 Yes like that 377 01:23:11,488 --> 01:23:12,256 Oh 378 01:23:12,512 --> 01:23:18,656 Yeah yeah yeah 379 01:23:25,312 --> 01:23:27,872 Yes please 380 01:23:34,528 --> 01:23:40,672 Just like that like that 381 01:25:11,552 --> 01:25:13,600 Joakim Noah 382 01:26:33,728 --> 01:26:39,872 Good 383 01:27:12,384 --> 01:27:14,688 Silhouette 384 01:28:41,728 --> 01:28:47,872 Taqueria 385 01:29:32,416 --> 01:29:36,256 We were sitting here this whole time and you didn't join it 386 01:29:38,560 --> 01:29:42,656 You're dumber than you look 387 01:29:47,264 --> 01:29:49,824 Alright alright boat on it is 388 01:29:50,592 --> 01:29:51,872 Attagirl 389 01:29:53,664 --> 01:29:55,200 Ain't nobody going to write me off 390 01:29:55,968 --> 01:29:58,528 I'm a strong black independent woman and I'm here to stay 391 01:29:59,040 --> 01:30:05,184 What's the f*** 392 01:30:22,848 --> 01:30:24,384 Wait 393 01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:26,944 The snapper 394 01:30:28,992 --> 01:30:30,016 I got to find a way to undo the 395 01:30:34,112 --> 01:30:35,136 F*** it works for 396 01:30:35,392 --> 01:30:35,904 Superman 397 01:30:54,336 --> 01:31:00,480 Elephant 398 01:31:07,136 --> 01:31:13,280 If you want me to look at you 399 01:31:14,048 --> 01:31:15,072 Here we go 400 01:31:15,328 --> 01:31:16,608 Typical Kitty pussy joke 401 01:31:17,888 --> 01:31:23,264 I guess we're Jumping the Shark and doing the wodrocket thing now it's a flerken 402 01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:26,336 What does 403 01:31:26,592 --> 01:31:27,616 Tried to warn you 404 01:31:28,128 --> 01:31:29,920 Who the f*** are you 405 01:31:30,176 --> 01:31:31,968 Carol Danvers butt 406 01:31:32,480 --> 01:31:34,272 I guess you can call me 407 01:31:34,528 --> 01:31:35,552 Captain Marvel 408 01:31:37,088 --> 01:31:38,624 Geez 409 01:31:40,416 --> 01:31:44,000 Cool costume 410 01:31:44,256 --> 01:31:46,816 And you are 411 01:31:48,352 --> 01:31:49,888 My name is Jean Grey 412 01:31:52,704 --> 01:31:56,032 I'm an Omega Level mutant telekinetic and telepath 413 01:31:56,288 --> 01:32:02,432 And the X-Men been trying to recruit hard for a while 414 01:32:02,688 --> 01:32:08,832 Kills the Marvel Universe 415 01:32:09,088 --> 01:32:15,232 Speaking to me telepathically you more or whatever 416 01:32:38,528 --> 01:32:39,552 In your dreams 417 01:32:40,064 --> 01:32:41,600 Dumbass 418 01:32:42,880 --> 01:32:43,648 I mean 419 01:32:43,904 --> 01:32:44,928 He's annoying 420 01:32:45,184 --> 01:32:47,488 But all that spinning gummy little worked up 421 01:32:48,256 --> 01:32:49,536 And the redhead is 422 01:32:49,792 --> 01:32:54,912 Pretty f****** hot I heard that it's no need to apologize 423 01:32:55,168 --> 01:32:56,704 If you help me recruit him 424 01:32:56,960 --> 01:33:00,032 I'll give your ass a phoenix Raptor 425 01:33:00,288 --> 01:33:01,312 What's that 426 01:33:01,568 --> 01:33:02,080 And 427 01:33:02,336 --> 01:33:07,200 What about this guy is he going to keep yapping the whole time if we do him 428 01:33:07,456 --> 01:33:09,248 Justune amount I can use 429 01:33:10,272 --> 01:33:16,416 So can I 430 01:34:28,864 --> 01:34:35,008 I think about that tpn she structure, he has my pussy 431 01:36:47,872 --> 01:36:49,152 Daphne 432 01:37:01,440 --> 01:37:02,464 Captain Carol 433 01:37:02,720 --> 01:37:08,864 Maybe I should give him the Phoenix Raptor in the ass you should 434 01:37:11,680 --> 01:37:17,824 Hours 435 01:38:02,112 --> 01:38:08,256 I want to see what are you into 436 01:39:11,744 --> 01:39:17,888 Yeah right 437 01:46:47,168 --> 01:46:53,312 Sharing is caring 438 01:46:59,712 --> 01:47:01,248 I know we just met 439 01:48:48,512 --> 01:48:51,328 He's calling the shots now 440 01:49:23,584 --> 01:49:28,192 Do you think you like that your cock sliding in and out of an actual 441 01:52:19,200 --> 01:52:22,528 Whoever you are 442 01:53:03,232 --> 01:53:07,328 Beautiful awesome 443 01:53:12,704 --> 01:53:14,752 Hey Maestro sea 444 01:53:15,264 --> 01:53:16,800 Buona Notte 445 01:53:17,824 --> 01:53:20,640 DP pussycat you were magnificent 446 01:53:21,664 --> 01:53:22,176 Girl 447 01:53:22,432 --> 01:53:24,736 I think you have a great pet 448 01:53:25,760 --> 01:53:27,296 But you need the right person 449 01:53:27,808 --> 01:53:28,576 The right guy 450 01:53:29,088 --> 01:53:31,648 The right hand steer you towards stardom 451 01:53:31,904 --> 01:53:33,696 Help for a small monthly fee 452 01:53:34,720 --> 01:53:35,488 Can be that hair 453 01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:36,512 All right 454 01:53:37,024 --> 01:53:38,048 You know I remember about 455 01:53:39,840 --> 01:53:40,608 Was work with Brando 456 01:53:41,376 --> 01:53:47,520 Marlon I could take you to the top 457 01:53:51,616 --> 01:53:53,408 We worked with him on that 458 01:53:53,664 --> 01:53:55,200 Benelli Johnson 459 01:53:58,016 --> 01:54:03,136 Nice 460 01:54:06,464 --> 01:54:07,488 All right guys 461 01:54:08,512 --> 01:54:11,072 Think I'm finally at full power 462 01:54:12,096 --> 01:54:13,120 You know what that means 463 01:54:14,144 --> 01:54:16,960 Unstoppable asskicker time 464 01:54:18,752 --> 01:54:19,264 You know 465 01:54:19,520 --> 01:54:20,032 Like we did it 466 01:54:20,800 --> 01:54:21,312 Thor 467 01:54:23,360 --> 01:54:23,872 Thor Ragnarok 468 01:54:25,920 --> 01:54:26,688 Anyways 469 01:54:28,224 --> 01:54:31,296 I got to go kill the snap of her turns you on 470 01:54:32,832 --> 01:54:33,856 Seeing the sequel 471 01:54:35,392 --> 01:54:36,416 Captain Marvel out 472 01:54:45,888 --> 01:54:48,960 Might be a good idea for you to come and check out our school 473 01:54:49,472 --> 01:54:51,008 I have a feeling 474 01:54:51,264 --> 01:54:52,288 You're going to like Rogue 475 01:54:55,872 --> 01:54:56,640 Well read 476 01:54:59,200 --> 01:55:01,504 I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship 477 01:55:40,160 --> 01:55:46,304 Like 28759

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