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THIS COURSE IS FANTASTIC.
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[THEME FROM JAWS PLAYS]
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[MUNCHING]
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[GURGLING]
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[MUNCHING]
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AW, GOD DAMN IT!
I ATE SOMEBODY'S TEE!
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OH...
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I'M BAAACK!
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MMMA!
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HEE HEE HEE!
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DID YOU GUYS
HEAR WHAT HAPPENED
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TO MARY ELLEN
TOBIN?
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TOTAL
HUMILIATION.
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SHE FOUND OUT
THAT HER BOYFRIEND
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IS PART ITALIAN.
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I BET I KNOW
WHICH PART, TOO.
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HA HA HA.
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I'VE ALWAYS
WONDERED,
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WHAT ARE YOU, KATE?
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ME?
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WE'RE NEW YORKERS,
ORIGINALLY.
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OH.
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AH.
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WELL,
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MIFFY TELLS ME
THE TWO OF YOU
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ROOM TOGETHER
AT RADCLIFFE.
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FIVE IRON.
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I WAS AT HARVARD LAW.
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I'M VERY SURPRISED
WE NEVER MET.
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WELL, I JUST
TRANSFERRED
LAST YEAR
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FROM MICHIGAN.
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I KNEW SOMEONE WHO
WENT TO MICHIGAN.
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I THINK IT WAS
OUR MAID.
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HA HA HA!
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I'M JUST KIDDING.
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OUTSTANDING!
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MARVELOUS!
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MARVELOUSLY...
OUTSTANDING!
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KATE?
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CADDY,
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COULD YOU
PLEASE RUN
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AND GET ME
A DIET ROOT BEER?
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THE SODA MACHINE'S
AT THE SNACK BAR.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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AH.
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HEH HEH.
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I MAY NEVER
COME BACK.
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HEH HEH.
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* I KNOW YOU THINK *
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* I'M NO MATCH
FOR YOU, BABY *
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* YOU LIKE BEING ROUGH
ON ME, DON'T YOU? *
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* MY, MY, MY *
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* BACK TO THE SHACK *
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* AH, AH, YEAH *
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* NOTHIN' SUITS ME
BETTER THAN THAT *
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* IF TIME
HAS TAUGHT ME ANYTHING *
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* GOT TO LEARN
TO BE THE BALL *
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* AND I CAN'T KEEP
FROM LAUGHIN' AT IT ALL *
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* OH, OH,
I'M GONNA LAUGH *
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* I'M GOIN' ALL THE WAY *
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* SOONER OR LATER,
GOTTA LOVE SOMEBODY *
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* DON'T CARE HOW LONG
IT TAKES *
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* YOU CAN TURN UP
THE HEAT *
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* BUT I'M PLAYIN' IT COOL *
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* THOUGH IT'S HARD
TO BELIEVE *
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* I AIN'T NOBODY'S FOOL *
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* I'M GOIN' ALL THE WAY *
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* SOONER OR LATER,
GOTTA LOVE SOMEBODY *
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* DON'T CARE HOW LONG
IT TAKES *
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GOOD MORNING,
MR. AND MRS. MAYONNAISE.
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* GOIN' TO SCHOOL
ON YOU *
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* BABY, LIKE IT OR NOT,
I AIN'T NOBODY'S FOOL *
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COME ON, BABY,
COME ON, BABY.
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EXCUSE ME!
PARDON ME!
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PARDON ME--
WHOA!
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* MY ILLUMINATION *
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* MAY COME
AS SOME SURPRISE *
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* YOU MAY TRY
TO DENY IT *
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* YOU'RE AMAZED
WHEN THE CLOWN *
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* SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE *
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* LEAVES YOU DUMBFOUNDED
THERE IN HIS WAY *
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* I'M GOIN' ALL THE WAY *
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* SOONER OR LATER,
GOTTA LOVE SOMEBODY *
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* DON'T CARE HOW LONG
IT TAKES *
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* LIKE A SHOCK
TO THE HEART *
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* I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU *
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* MAYBE I'M NOT SO SMART,
BUT I'M NOBODY'S FOOL *
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* I'M GOIN' ALL THE WAY *
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* OOH, YEAH, YEAH *
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* I'M GOIN' ALL THE WAY *
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* NOBODY'S FOOL,
BABY *
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* NOBODY'S FOOL **
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ONE DIET
ROOT BEER.
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AH.
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MMM.
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THIS...
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WAS REALLY GOOD.
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THANK YOU.
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HEH HEH!
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WELL, I WON'T BE
A CADDY FOREVER.
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I'M GOING TO
CAR WASH SCHOOL
THIS FALL.
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AH, BACK
TO WORK.
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AHA!
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AHH...
ROOT BEER!
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[SLURPING]
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[BURP!]
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OH...
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YOU GIRLS RUN ALONG,
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AND I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THE CADDIES.
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THANK YOU, TODD.
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GREAT ROUND,
KATE.
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ALL RIGHT,
HUNCHBACKS,
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LISTEN UP.
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THE CLUB PURCHASED
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50 CUSHMAN ELECTRIC
GOLFMASTER GOLF CARTS,
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WHICH MEANS THAT
ONCE THEY'RE DELIVERED,
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YOUR SERVICES WILL
NO LONGER BE REQUIRED.
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DOES THIS MEAN
THAT WE'RE FIRED?
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THAT'S VERY GOOD.
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PASS IT ON
TO YOUR BRETHREN,
WON'T YOU?
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SO THERE ARE
NO HARD FEELINGS,
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I'LL SEE ABOUT
LETTING YOU KEEP
THOSE COVERALLS.
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WHY DON'T YOU
ASK YOUR FATHER
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TO COME JOIN
BUSHWOOD?
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IMAGINE THE FUN,
THE TOURNAMENTS
WE COULD WIN!
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OH, THAT WOULD
BE GREAT.
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I WOULD
LOVE THAT.
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BUT I'M NOT SURE
HOW MY FATHER
WOULD FEEL.
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MAYBE IF HE SAW
HOW DIGNIFIED
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AND ELEGANT
EVERYTHING WAS HERE...
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DIGNIFIED
AND ELEGANT...
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YEAH!
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HE'D FIT
RIGHT IN!
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WELL, MAKE UP
YOUR MIND.
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YOU WANT TO PLAY?
YOU WANT TO FOLD?
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EITHER PLAY
OR FOLD OR SIT,
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AND THERE'S MORE
COMFORTABLE PLACES TO SIT!
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HELLO. DID YOU
PASS AWAY?
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HURRY UP.
I'M TALKING TO YOU.
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ARE YOU
STILL LIVING?
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USTED TIENE UN CORAZON
DE ORO.
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Y YO LO ADMIRO
Y LO RESPETO,
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LE SUBO,
SEÑOR HARTOUNIAN.
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I SHOULD CALL YOU--
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LOW-LIFE PHONIES,
I SHOULD CALL YOU.
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I'M OUT.
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SEÑORA Y SEÑORES,
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EL REY DE FOREPLAY!
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HE WIPED ME OUT
AGAIN!
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NO GAMBLING
ON THE JOB!
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I SHOULD FIRE
YOU SONS OF BITCHES!
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BUT BETTER THAN THAT--
GO BACK TO WORK!
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AHH...
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ALL RIGHT, SWEETHEART,
BLOW THE WHISTLE.
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[WHISTLING]
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MI FAMILIA LE DA
LAS GRACIAS.
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YO KAY TODO,
DE NIDA NADA
DE DA YO.
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TIENE RAZON.
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FOR 20 YEARS,
HE THINKS I'M
TALKING SPANISH.
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YOU DON'T
SPEAK SPANISH?
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NO, BUT I LISTEN
FLUENTLY.
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HE GIVES THAT
COCKAMAMIE SPANISH
HELL!
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HIS CHECKS
DON'T BOUNCE!
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YOU GOT THAT
RIGHT!
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WHY'D YOU
LET HIM WIN?
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HOW DID YOU KNOW?
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I SAW
YOUR HAND.
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YOU HAD
A FULL HOUSE!
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HE HAD A REAL
FULL HOUSE.
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WHENEVER I GO,
I SEE 20 MORE KIDS.
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YOU'RE
A SOFT TOUCH.
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DON'T TELL HIM.
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IF HE THINKS
I'M WONDERFUL,
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HE'LL TRY TO BECOME
MY PARTNER.
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HELLO.
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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TAKE CHANCES.
I'M INSURED.
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[HORN HONKS]
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WHAT THE HELL
IS HAPPENING?
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YOU IN THAT TRACTOR!
HEAR ME?
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NOT THOSE PEOPLE
AGAIN!
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I TOLD THEM,
YOU WANT TO SAVE
A CRUMMY HOUSE,
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COME OVER
TO MY PLACE!
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IT'S ALWAYS
SOMETHING.
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SOMETIMES
I'M TEMPTED
TO SAY,
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"TO HELL WITH IT.
IT'S NOT MY FIELD."
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BUT THIS IS
YOUR FIELD.
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YOU BOUGHT
THIS FIELD
AND THAT FIELD.
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YOU'RE WORTH ABOUT
$50 MILLION.
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SHH! I'M WORTH
A LOT MORE THAN THAT.
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SEE YOU
DOWNSTAIRS.
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WAIT FOR ME!
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I HATE THEM!
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THEN HURRY UP!
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HEY! WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU PEOPLE
DOING?
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RAYETTE,
PLEASE,
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LET ME
HANDLE THIS
DIPLOMATICALLY.
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LADY, PLEASE,
GET LOST.
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PEOPLE ARE
WORKING HERE.
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YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU NEVER HAD
A JOB.
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MR. HARTOUNIAN?
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WE REPRESENT
THE HISTORICAL
PRESERVATION SOCIETY.
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I HAVE A TEMPORARY
INJUNCTION
RESTRAINING YOU
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FROM DEMOLISHING
ARMSTRONG ESTATE
STRUCTURES
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UNTIL THE CITY
PLANNING COMMISSION
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CAN RULE
ON OUR APPEAL.
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WHAT? THIS IS
NOTHING BUT
AN OLD DUMP!
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THIS BUILDING
IS 70 YEARS OLD.
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IT'S PART OF
OUR HERITAGE.
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HERITAGE?
THIS IS A GARAGE!
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DO YOU COME FROM
A LONG LINE OF MECHANICS?
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IT WAS
A CARRIAGE HOUSE.
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IT'S AN ORIGINAL
BUILDING
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ON THE ORIGINAL
ARMSTRONG ESTATE.
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THE PROPERTY LINE
ORIGINALLY RAN
TO THIS BROOK.
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THIS IS NOT
A BROOK.
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THIS IS A SEWER!
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ORIGINALLY,
IT WAS A BROOK.
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ORIGINALLY,
YOUR FAMILY
COMES FROM MONKEYS.
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WHAT HAS THAT
GOT TO DO WITH IT?
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THIS PROPERTY
HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 25 YEARS.
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I TRY TO PUT UP
SOME DECENT HOUSING
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THAT WORKING PEOPLE
CAN AFFORD,
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AND I GET
A HISTORICAL SOCIETY.
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CUT THE BULLSHIT,
LADY!
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YOU CAN'T STAND
WORKING PEOPLE
LIVING HERE.
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I'M NOT ARGUING
ANYMORE.
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YOU'RE JUST GOING TO
HAVE TO MOVE US!
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MM-HMM.
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NO PROBLEM.
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RAYETTE!
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LET'S GO!
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[HONK HONK]
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HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
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COME ON!
COME ON!
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RUN!
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AAH!
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* I'M RUNNIN', I'M RUNNIN',
I'M RUNNIN', YEAH *
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HA HA HA HA.
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* OOH, YEAH *
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* I CAN'T STAY AWAY,
DARLIN' *
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* I'M RUNNIN',
I'M RUNNIN' *
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* I'M RUNNIN', I'M RUNNIN' *
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00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,995
* RUN, BABY **
244
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,764
LOOK, POP,
IF SOMEONE
ASKS YOU,
245
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,000
WE WINTER
IN THE BAHAMAS,
246
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,936
SUMMER IN
THE HAMPTONS,
247
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:51,004
AND DON'T
MENTION JERSEY.
248
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:54,007
ALL RIGHT.
ONLY BECAUSE
I LOVE YOU.
249
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:57,010
I'D RATHER
HAVE A HERNIA
OPERATION.
250
00:12:57,010 --> 00:13:00,013
YOU SHOULD WANT
TO JOIN BUSHWOOD
FOR YOURSELF.
251
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,614
YOU'VE WORKED
HARD.
252
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,616
YOU DESERVE
TO BELONG
253
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,618
TO THE BEST
COUNTRY CLUB.
254
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,420
THEY'RE A BUNCH
OF SNOBS.
255
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,423
LOOK AT THE NAMES
THEY GIVE THEIR KIDS.
256
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:14,027
"THIS-AND-THIS JUNIOR,
THIS-AND-THIS THE FIRST."
257
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:18,198
HOW BRILLIANT!
THEY CAN'T EVEN
THINK OF A NEW NAME.
258
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,634
DON'T CONDEMN THEM
JUST BECAUSE
THEY HAVE ROOTS.
259
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,437
THEY GOT ROOTS
LIKE AN OAK TREE.
260
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,439
WE GOT ROOTS
LIKE RADISHES.
261
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:30,643
I DON'T WANT
TO BE A RADISH
ALL MY LIFE,
262
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,113
SO PLEASE, POP,
JUST TRY.
263
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,654
KATE!
264
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,655
HI.
265
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,857
HI.
266
00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,662
DADDY, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET
267
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,398
MY FRIEND, MIFFY.
268
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:54,067
MIFFY? HEH HEH.
269
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,669
I KNEW A GIRL
CALLED MUFFY--
270
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,638
PROBABLY
FOR DIFFERENT
REASONS.
271
00:13:58,638 --> 00:13:59,806
HEH HEH.
272
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,674
SHE WAS UGLY.
273
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,077
SHE HAD
A COMING-OUT PARTY.
274
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,646
THEY MADE HER
GO BACK!
275
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,681
WELL,
SHOULD WE GO?
276
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,483
TODD'S WAITING FOR US
277
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:14,087
WITH A SCRUMPTIOUS
JUNK-BOND SALESMAN.
278
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,688
GOOD LUCK,
DADDY.
279
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,190
HAVE
A GOOD TIME.
280
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,691
BYE.
281
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,027
BYE, GIRLS.
282
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,561
I'M SO SORRY.
283
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,496
I HAD NO IDEA
284
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:26,499
WHAT YOU WERE
GOING THROUGH
AT HOME.
285
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:30,170
HE ISN'T
YOUR REAL FATHER,
IS HE?
286
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:38,311
I'LL GET THAT,
SIR.
287
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,913
[THUD]
288
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,366
ARE YOU EXPECTED?
289
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,201
DOES IT SHOW?
290
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:07,274
YOU LOOK SICK.
I DON'T WANT TO
CAUSE PROBLEMS.
291
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:10,343
I'M LOOKING
FOR TY WEBB.
292
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,952
[SNORING]
293
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,157
THE ROOM
THAT TIME FORGOT.
294
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,359
MR. WEBB,
YOUR GUEST.
295
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,760
JACK!
296
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,796
YOU'RE WORKING HARD,
AS USUAL.
297
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,764
MANAGING
A LARGE INHERITANCE
298
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,566
IS A FULL-TIME JOB.
299
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,736
LAWYERS AND ACCOUNTANTS
SEND ME THINGS.
300
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,571
GOT TO SIGN THINGS.
301
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,508
HARD WORK FOR
A COUPLE MILLION A YEAR.
302
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:45,578
I WAS BORN
WITH A WOODEN SPOON
IN MY MOUTH.
303
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,948
MUST'VE BEEN
HARD ON YOUR MOTHER.
STILL BUILDING?
304
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,184
YEAH.
LOW-INCOME HOUSING.
305
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:55,188
NO MONEY IN IT,
BUT I SLEEP WELL
AT NIGHT.
306
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,991
I SLEEP WELL
DURING THE DAYTIME.
307
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,959
WHERE?
IN A CAT BOX?
308
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,528
YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.
309
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:04,998
NA NA NA NA...
310
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,802
OOP.
311
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,404
I GOT IT.
312
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:16,276
HEY, WHO BUILT
THIS THING, ANYWAY?
313
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,811
THERE WE GO.
314
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,414
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE,
JACK.
315
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,621
YOU KNOW ME, JACK.
316
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:32,225
I BELIEVE
A HEALTHY LIFE NEEDS
A BALANCE BETWEEN
317
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,627
WORK AND PLAY,
YIN AND YANG.
318
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:38,831
I HEARD YOU GET
MORE YANG THAN
YOU CAN HANDLE.
319
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,433
HEY, TY!
320
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,834
HEY, VINNIE.
321
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:42,835
TED.
322
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,037
WHATEVER.
323
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:49,442
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING WITH
ALL THOSE HEARTS?
324
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,643
TY! DAMN.
325
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,446
SEVEN OF DIAMONDS--
KEEP THAT QUEEN.
326
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,847
HAVE A SEAT.
327
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,849
HE RUINED
THE ENTIRE HAND!
328
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,186
SO, YOU WANT
TO JOIN BUSHWOOD?
329
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:02,522
IT'S FOR
MY DAUGHTER'S SAKE.
I COULDN'T CARE LESS.
330
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:06,726
THIS PLACE IS WHAT
THE WORLD WOULD'VE
LOOKED LIKE
331
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,861
IF THE GERMANS
HAD WON.
332
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,264
LUCKY FOR US
THE JAPANESE WON.
333
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,800
I SHOULD
INTRODUCE YOU
AROUND.
334
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,668
DO YOU
HAVE TO?
335
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:19,272
JUST RELAX.
THE IMPORTANT THING
IS TO BE YOURSELF--
336
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,741
AND LOSE THE ACCENT.
337
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,111
WHAT ACCENT?
338
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:27,280
JACK HARTOUNIAN,
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
339
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,482
SOME RESPECTED
CLUB MEMBERS.
340
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,883
MR. FORESKIN.
341
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,485
FORRESTER.
342
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,486
FORRESTER.
343
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:34,887
AND MR. CRABS.
344
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,889
AND MR., UH, WRINKLE.
345
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,491
THAT'S WINKLER.
346
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,292
WINKLER.
347
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:42,629
AND MR., UH...
OR IS IT MRS.?
348
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:43,430
JAMISON.
349
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,498
JAMISON.
THAT'S RIGHT.
350
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,699
MRS. JAMISON.
351
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:50,002
THERE YOU ARE, TY.
I WAS LOOKING FOR--
352
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,037
POLI-GRIP?
353
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,004
NO.
354
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,039
CONDOM MACHINE?
355
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,174
NO!
356
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:57,744
THE BLUE STUFF
YOU PUT YOUR COMBS IN?
357
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,513
NO! MR. HARTOUNIAN.
358
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,914
IN THIS CLUB?
359
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,483
YOU MEAN JACK!
360
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,185
HELLO.
361
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,320
I'M MIFFY'S FATHER,
CHANDLER YOUNG.
362
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,721
CHANDLER YOUNG.
363
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:12,058
I'M AFRAID I ONLY HAVE
ONE LAST NAME.
364
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,794
AND AN INTERESTING
NAME IT IS.
365
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,828
HARTOUNIAN.
366
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,764
WHAT IS YOUR BACKGROUND?
367
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,532
MY FATHER WAS
ARMENIAN.
368
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:22,835
MY MOTHER WAS
HALF-JEWISH, ENGLISH, SPANISH.
369
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,337
THAT'S THREE HALVES.
370
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:27,073
SHE WAS A BIG WOMAN.
371
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,741
HA HA HA!
372
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,344
JACK, CHANDLER IS
THE CLUB PRESIDENT.
373
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,946
YOU CAN PLAY GOLF
WITH HIM,
374
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,948
MAYBE
HAVE A COCKTAIL,
375
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,451
MAYBE SOME
LIGHT PETTING LATER?
376
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,654
WELL, I GOT
A THING.
377
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,558
HE'S A LITTLE STRANGE.
378
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,567
ELIZABETH?
379
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,435
OH!
380
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,370
JACK, THIS IS
ELIZABETH PEARCE.
381
00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,106
HI. I SURE LIKE
YOUR SUIT.
382
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:03,376
YOU'RE A REAL
NICE-LOOKING PERSON.
383
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:06,379
SHOULD I COME BACK
WHEN YOU'RE DRESSED?
384
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:09,182
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M PLEASED
TO MEET YOU.
385
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,984
LOOK WHAT I DID.
I'M SORRY.
386
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,920
IS THAT
WHERE THAT GOES?
387
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:17,857
MOST WOMEN I KNOW
PUT THAT IN A DIFFERENT
LOCATION.
388
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,992
I DON'T NEED ANY
THERE.
389
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,195
I'VE ASKED ELIZABETH
AND MY WIFE
390
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,797
TO JOIN US
FOR A FOURSOME.
391
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:28,801
I WOULDN'T MIND
A FOURSOME
OR TWO TWOSOMES
392
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,137
OR MAYBE
FOUR ONESOMES.
393
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,139
AND THIS IS
MY WIFE,
394
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,607
CYNTHIA.
395
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,175
HELLO.
396
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:39,512
HELLO.
397
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,414
OH, NO.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
398
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,416
IT'S OUT OF
THE QUESTION.
399
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:46,419
I REFUSE
TO PLAY GOLF
WITH THIS MAN.
400
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,020
THEN YOU'VE MET?
401
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,689
THIS IS THE MAN
402
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,024
WHO'S DESTROYING
OUR COMMUNITY.
403
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,427
IT WAS
A LITTLE DISAGREEMENT.
404
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:57,697
HE TRIED TO RUN
ME OVER WITH
A STEAMROLLER!
405
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:02,168
WHAT STEAMROLLER?
IT WAS A BULLDOZER. HEH HEH.
406
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:05,438
I REALLY HAVE TO
APOLOGIZE TO YOU.
407
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,375
I WAS WRONG.
I'M TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY SORRY.
408
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,043
DARLING, A WORD?
409
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,045
EXCUSE US
FOR A MOMENT.
410
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,181
JACK, LET'S GET
OUR CLUBS.
411
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:17,083
LET'S NOT
MAKE A SCENE.
412
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,051
HE TRIED
TO KILL ME.
413
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,053
I'M SURE HE HAD
REASONS.
414
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,889
I PROMISED MIFFY
WE'D PLAY.
415
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,458
IT'S FUNNY
RUNNING INTO
MRS. YOUNG.
416
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,627
WAS THE FIRST TIME
FUNNIER?
417
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,862
BESIDES, THIS IS
AN OPPORTUNITY
418
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,865
FOR YOU TO SAVE
THE ARMSTRONG
ESTATE.
419
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:36,068
YOU'LL CATCH
MORE FLIES
WITH HONEY.
420
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,504
HMM?
421
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:40,973
DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T RUN HEAVY
EQUIPMENT INTO YOU.
422
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,475
HOW SWEET.
423
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,944
YES.YEAH?
424
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,479
EVERYBODY
HAPPY NOW?
425
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,215
THIS SHOULD BE FUN,
YOU THINK?
426
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:51,250
I DON'T SEE HOW.
427
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,486
JACK, GIVE YOU
THE HONOR.
428
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,489
LOOK AT THIS.
I'M HERE 15 MINUTES
429
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:59,492
AND ALREADY
THEY WANT TO
GIVE ME HONORS.
430
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:03,162
THAT MEANS
THEY WANT YOU
TO TEE OFF FIRST.
431
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:06,098
OH...
HERE GOES.
432
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,968
WELL, THIS WILL
BE IT.
433
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:11,771
HERE WE GO.
434
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,641
UM-HMM. UH-HMM.
EEHP. UH-HMM.
435
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:15,842
NOW!
436
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:18,845
AH!
437
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,953
[BANG]
438
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,521
INTERESTING CLUB.
439
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:31,290
WHAT WOULD YOU
CALL THAT?
440
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,161
IT'S A 12-GAUGE.
441
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:36,896
12-GAUGE.
442
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,333
[BEEPING]
443
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:47,139
OUT OF AMMUNITION,
MR. HARTOUNIAN?
444
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,042
A FRIEND OF MINE
AT NASA SENT THIS.
445
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:53,346
I'M SURPRISED
YOU BOTHER
COMING OUT AT ALL.
446
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:57,684
WHY NOT DEVELOP A GADGET
THAT ALLOWS YOU
TO STAY INSIDE?
447
00:21:57,684 --> 00:22:02,054
THAT'S FUNNY.
I GOT A FRIEND
WORKING ON THAT, TOO.
448
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,624
[BEEPING]
449
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:13,400
DOESN'T THAT TAKE
THE SPORT OUT OF IT?
450
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,569
NO. A LOT OF THINGS
COULD GO WRONG.
451
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,971
BATTERIES COULD
GO LOW, GET STATIC.
452
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:22,174
SOMETIMES THE SIGNAL
INTERFERES WITH
A PACEMAKER.
453
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,175
EDWARD!
454
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,778
AAH!
455
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:26,846
[BEEP]
456
00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,393
BINGO!
457
00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:41,661
BINGO.
458
00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:42,929
HUH.
459
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,198
HA HA!
460
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,801
MUST'VE BEEN
THAT CHILIDOG!
461
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:52,539
HE WANTS
TO BECOME A MEMBER.
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
462
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:57,410
YEAH. WITH THAT MAN AROUND,
I CAN IMAGINE ANYTHING!
463
00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,614
SO...
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY
464
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:04,617
ARE MY CHANCES
OF BECOMING A MEMBER?
465
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:06,619
THAT DEPENDS
ON YOU, JACK.
466
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,621
THIS IS A LOVELY
NEIGHBORHOOD.
467
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:11,624
PEOPLE HATE TO
SEE IT MUCKED UP
468
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,225
WITH CHEAP
APARTMENTS.
469
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,628
I CAN'T TELL YOU
YOUR BUSINESS,
470
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:18,631
BUT YOU KNOW,
ONE HAND WASHES
THE OTHER.
471
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:20,232
YOU WOULDN'T
DISAPPOINT
472
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,902
YOUR DAUGHTER,
WOULD YOU?
473
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,236
THERE'S DADDY.
474
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,539
OH! HI.
475
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,643
I CERTAINLY
WOULDN'T.
476
00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:32,645
LET'S GET
A MEMBERSHIP
APPLICATION
477
00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:34,981
AND LEAVE
BUSINESS
TO THE LAWYERS.
478
00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:38,651
IF YOU WANT,
WE'LL LEAVE IT
TO THE LAWYERS,
479
00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:40,720
BUT IT WAS
YOUR IDEA.
480
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,457
I DIDN'T GO TO ONE
OF THOSE FANCY LAW SCHOOLS
481
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,926
LIKE YOU DID,
MR. PIERPONT,
482
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:50,663
SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
EXPLAIN SOMETHIN' TO ME.
483
00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:54,066
HOW IN THE WORLD
DO YOU EXPECT MR. HARTOUNIAN
484
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:57,069
TO VOLUNTARILY STOP
BUILDING ON THAT SITE
485
00:23:57,069 --> 00:24:00,139
AND MOVE THIS ENTIRE
HOUSING PROJECT SOMEWHERE ELSE?
486
00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:01,073
I DON'T SEE IT.
487
00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:03,610
BECAUSE, SIR, HE'LL
HAVE NO CHOICE.
488
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:07,279
LET ME EXPLAIN HOW
THE LEGAL SYSTEM
REALLY WORKS.
489
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,414
OK.
490
00:24:08,414 --> 00:24:09,916
YOU SEE, MR. BLUNT,
491
00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:13,085
IF YOUR CLIENT DOESN'T
VOLUNTARILY CEASE AND DESIST,
492
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:16,589
WE'LL BE FORCED TO GO
THROUGH THE LONG, COSTLY PROCESS
493
00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,558
OF INJUNCTIONS,
LAWSUITS,
494
00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,392
MOTIONS,
COUNTERMOTIONS,
495
00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:22,294
HEARINGS, APPEALS--
496
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,697
WHICH WILL COST
YOU SO MUCH
497
00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:27,700
IN TERMS OF LEGAL FEES
AND CONSTRUCTION DELAYS,
498
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:30,770
YOU'LL WISH YOU'D
NEVER HEARD OF US.
499
00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,471
OOH.
500
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:35,407
BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY
WE'LL LET YOU GUYS
501
00:24:35,407 --> 00:24:37,109
COME BARGING
INTO BUSHWOOD ESTATES
502
00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:40,479
AND THROW UP A LOT
OF CHEAP HOUSING.
503
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,181
HA HA HA!
504
00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:45,417
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS
CHANDLER YOUNG'S SON?
505
00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:48,087
I AM.
506
00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:51,524
YOU'VE MADE IT CLEAR
HOW YOUR LEGAL SYSTEM WORKS.
507
00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:53,726
NOW I'D LIKE
TO EXPLAIN
508
00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:55,995
ABOUT THE PETER
BLUNT SYSTEM.
509
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,730
YOU SEE, UM...
510
00:24:57,730 --> 00:25:01,333
I DON'T GO IN
FOR LAWSUITS AND MOTIONS
511
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,336
OR ANY OF
THAT LEGAL STUFF.
512
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,739
NO, NO. SEE,
WHAT HAPPENS IS,
513
00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:09,141
I FIND OUT
WHERE YOU LIVE,
514
00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:12,344
AND THEN I COME
TO YOUR HOUSE, SEE?
515
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:15,347
AND I BEAT DOWN
YOUR DOOR
516
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:18,417
WITH A FUCKIN'
BASEBALL BAT!
517
00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:22,354
THEN I'M GONNA MAKE
A BONFIRE WITH
THE CHIPPENDALE,
518
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,691
MAYBE ROAST
THAT GOLDEN RETRIEVER!
519
00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:27,459
ARF! ARF! ARF!
THEN EAT IT!
520
00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:29,762
THEN I'M COMIN'
UPSTAIRS, JUNIOR,
521
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:32,899
AND I'M GONNA
GRAB YOU BY YOUR PJs!
522
00:25:32,899 --> 00:25:35,768
THEN I'M GONNA TAKE
YOUR BRAND-NEW BMW
523
00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:38,504
AND CRAM IT
UP YOUR TIGHT ASS!
524
00:25:38,504 --> 00:25:40,539
DO WE HAVE
AN UNDERSTANDING?
525
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,975
[YELLING]
526
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:48,380
SO, MARTHA,
IS HE IN?
527
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,783
HE'S IN A MEETING.
528
00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:55,187
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE
BEFORE I HURT SOMEBODY!
529
00:25:57,657 --> 00:26:00,392
I TRIED TO
SWEET-TALK 'EM.
530
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,928
SO I HEARD.
531
00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:04,931
WE CAN'T BUILD ANYTHING
ON BUSHWOOD ESTATES
532
00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:06,933
UNTIL WE GET A RULING
FROM THE COMMISSION.
533
00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:09,669
WE HAVE TO HAVE
A HEARING.
534
00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:12,071
A HEARING?
DO ME A FAVOR--
535
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:14,674
DON'T TRY TO SWEET-TALK
THE PLANNING COMMISSION.
536
00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:18,410
JACK, HAVE A LITTLE
FAITH IN YOUR LAWYER.
537
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,312
FAITH IN A LAWYER?
538
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,288
THAT WAS GREAT,
DADDY.
539
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:31,023
IT REALLY WAS,
MR. YOUNG.
540
00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:33,660
THANKS, KATE.
HE'S COMING ALONG NICELY.
541
00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:35,895
YOU KNOW, JUMPING
A FINE HORSE
542
00:26:35,895 --> 00:26:40,166
IS A BEAUTIFUL THING TO WATCH
WHEN IT'S DONE RIGHT.
543
00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:42,034
[NEIGH]
544
00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:43,435
SLOW DOWN!
545
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,437
ELIZABETH,
WHERE'S THE BRAKES?
546
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,439
NEXT TO
THE CLUTCH.
547
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:50,643
EASY, DOG FOOD.
SON OF A BITCH!
548
00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:53,179
DON'T YOU EVER
MOVE THIS FAST!
549
00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:55,081
WHOA, DOG FOOD!
550
00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:56,315
DADDY.
551
00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:58,250
WHAT ARE YOU
DOIN' HERE?
552
00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:00,152
I ASKED HIM.
553
00:27:00,152 --> 00:27:03,289
KATE, ELIZABETH.
ELIZABETH, MY DAUGHTER KATE.
554
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:04,724
HAPPY TO MEET YOU.
555
00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:07,994
HELLO. I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE ON A HORSE.
556
00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:10,529
HE SAID HE'S BEEN
AROUND HORSES.
557
00:27:10,529 --> 00:27:12,598
BETTING ON THEM--
NOT RIDING.
558
00:27:12,598 --> 00:27:14,767
GENTLEMEN RIDE.
559
00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:16,602
NOT LIKE THAT.
560
00:27:16,602 --> 00:27:18,004
QUITE AN ENTRANCE.
561
00:27:18,004 --> 00:27:21,674
I WAS AFRAID YOU MIGHT
BREAK YOUR NECK
562
00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:22,942
OR YOUR ARM,
563
00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:26,012
MAYBE STRIKE YOUR HEAD
AGAINST A FENCE POST,
564
00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:28,948
MAYBE BE DRAGGED
SEVERAL MILES
OVER ROUGH TERRAIN.
565
00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:30,549
SWEET OF YOU TO CARE.
566
00:27:30,549 --> 00:27:33,619
OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE
NOT TROUBLED ABOUT
OUR LAWYERS' MEETING.
567
00:27:33,619 --> 00:27:35,888
NO, NOT AT ALL.
568
00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:38,157
CARE TO TAKE
A FEW JUMPS?
569
00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:41,293
I DON'T THINK
HE'S QUITE READY
FOR JUMPING.
570
00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:43,996
HOLD ON TIGHT.
GRIP WITH YOUR KNEES.
571
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:47,033
LET THE ANIMAL
DO ALL THE WORK.
572
00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:50,402
SOUNDS LIKE
MY WEDDING NIGHT.
573
00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:54,741
[PFFFFFT!]
574
00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:56,943
YOUR HORSE HAS
A GAS PROBLEM.
575
00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:58,978
IT'S NOT THE HORSE.
576
00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:00,112
UGH!
577
00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:01,714
GAS PROBLEM.
578
00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:05,384
RAISE ALL THE JUMPS.
579
00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:07,119
YES, SIR.
YES, SIR.
580
00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:16,929
THIS IS CRAZY.
HE COULD REALLY GET HURT.
581
00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:19,065
ALMOST DEFINITELY,
I'D SAY.
582
00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:22,534
STAY BEHIND ME
AND DO AS I DO.
583
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,070
GO!
584
00:28:26,072 --> 00:28:27,807
HA HA HA!
585
00:28:31,577 --> 00:28:32,678
YO!
586
00:28:32,678 --> 00:28:34,313
[NEIGH!]
587
00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:38,050
[PANTING]
588
00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:44,256
A LITTLE HIGHER
NEXT TIME. HIGHER!
589
00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:50,797
YOU MAY WANT TO URGE HIM
A LITTLE MORE, JACK.
590
00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:56,836
UP, PRINCE.
591
00:28:56,836 --> 00:29:00,239
THIS TIME, DOG FOOD,
OVER IT!
592
00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:02,775
[PANTING]
593
00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:06,212
AAH!
594
00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:12,251
[NEIGH]
595
00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:15,721
ONE MORE SET
OF JUMPS.
596
00:29:15,721 --> 00:29:18,424
WE'LL MAKE IT
AN EASY ONE.
597
00:29:33,472 --> 00:29:35,441
HAVING FUN YET, JACK?
598
00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:36,876
WHOA!
599
00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:39,211
HA HA HA!
600
00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:41,413
AAH!
601
00:29:41,413 --> 00:29:43,149
UHH!
602
00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:44,083
OH!
603
00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:47,353
AAH!
604
00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:48,220
[NEIGH]
605
00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:49,655
HA HA!
606
00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:52,391
[PFFFFFFT!]
607
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,263
HA HA HA!
608
00:29:57,263 --> 00:29:59,131
HI-YO, DOG FOOD!
609
00:30:04,937 --> 00:30:06,538
GOOD EVENING, MISS.
610
00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:08,140
GOOD EVENING, SIR.
611
00:30:09,408 --> 00:30:11,077
POP, DADDY...
612
00:30:11,077 --> 00:30:13,946
DID YOU HAVE TO
WEAR THAT TUX?
613
00:30:13,946 --> 00:30:15,948
WHY? WHAT'S
WRONG WITH IT?
614
00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:17,683
IT'S...BLUE.
615
00:30:17,683 --> 00:30:20,252
IF YOU LOOK AT IT
THIS WAY--PURPLE.
616
00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:24,456
IF YOU LOOK AT IT
LIKE THIS--GOLD.
BEAUTIFUL, HUH?
617
00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:26,893
COME ON, SWEETHEART.
618
00:30:29,228 --> 00:30:31,964
PEOPLE HERE LIKE
THEIR TUXEDOS BLACK.
619
00:30:31,964 --> 00:30:34,967
THEY LIKE
THEIR NOSES RED,
THEIR BLOOD BLUE,
620
00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:37,970
THEIR FACES WHITE...
UNTIL THEY HIRE HELP.
621
00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:40,372
THEN SUDDENLY,
THEY WANT EVERY FACE
622
00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:42,975
TO BE BLACK,
BROWN, OR YELLOW.
623
00:30:42,975 --> 00:30:45,978
I'M NOT A HYPOCRITE
ENOUGH TO GO ALONG
624
00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:47,980
WITH A SCHEME LIKE THAT.
625
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:50,983
I DON'T EXPECT YOU
TO CHANGE AT ONCE.
626
00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:52,985
I'M GONNA
INTRODUCE YOU
627
00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:55,387
TO THIS GUY
I REALLY LIKE,
628
00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:58,124
SO COULD YOU PRETEND
YOU LIKE EVERYONE?
629
00:30:58,124 --> 00:31:00,592
PRETEND? LISTEN,
I CAN'T PRETEND
630
00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:02,895
TO LIKE PEOPLE
I DON'T LIKE.
631
00:31:02,895 --> 00:31:04,997
WHY DO FUNZANOONS
IMPRESS YOU?
632
00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:06,598
WHAT'S
A FUNZANOON?
633
00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:10,269
SOMEONE WHO FARTS
IN THE BATHTUB
AND BITES THE BUBBLES.
634
00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:13,305
NICE. POP,
PLEASE, DON'T--
635
00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:16,742
GLAD YOU COULD COME.
THIS IS FOR YOU.
636
00:31:16,742 --> 00:31:18,544
HA HA! THAT'S
A FUNZANOON!
637
00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:22,281
THIS IS THE PERSON
I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.
638
00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:25,151
TODD, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET MY FATHER.
639
00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:27,186
WHY DO YOU
LOOK FAMILIAR?
640
00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:29,721
BECAUSE I'M SUING YOU, SIR.
641
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,190
NOTHING PERSONAL.
642
00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:34,860
YOU THINK YOUR HEAD GETTIN'
BUSTED MIGHT BE PERSONAL?
643
00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:36,162
HA HA HA!
644
00:31:36,162 --> 00:31:38,130
WHAT ABOUT
A BROKEN NOSE?
645
00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:41,333
JACK, HAVE
A PIG-IN-A-BLANKET.
646
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,435
I LOVE
YOUR JACKET, JACK.
647
00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:46,505
TODD, NICE SEEING YOU.
KATE, IT'S A PLEASURE.
648
00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:47,173
THANKS.
649
00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:49,308
COME WITH ME, JACK.
650
00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:51,510
HE'S A VERY
FUNNY MAN.
651
00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,412
YEAH,
HE'S A RIOT.
652
00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:56,915
HEY, LOOK AT THIS.
653
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,651
CHANDLER, YOU
WANT TO BUY A HORSE?
654
00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:02,054
HA HA HA HA!
655
00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:04,056
WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
656
00:32:04,056 --> 00:32:07,059
CYNTHIA, YOU MUST BE
HAPPY TO SEE ME.
657
00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:08,995
OF COURSE.
658
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,602
HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
659
00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:19,671
LOOK AT THIS
CONVERSATION
I JUST HEARD.
660
00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:21,340
THIS IS
THE FIRST TIME
661
00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:23,742
SOMEONE ELSE GOT
THE COLD SHOULDER.
662
00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:26,178
I LIKE TO TALK
TO MYSELF.
663
00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:29,615
I LIKE DEALING
WITH A BETTER
CLASS OF PEOPLE.
664
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,024
I LIKE THAT.
665
00:32:46,832 --> 00:32:48,834
DO YOU RUMBA,
SAMBA, MAMBO?
666
00:32:48,834 --> 00:32:50,702
I TRY TO TANGO.
667
00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:52,704
THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.
668
00:33:12,558 --> 00:33:13,592
UHH.
669
00:33:15,727 --> 00:33:16,728
OH!
670
00:33:26,138 --> 00:33:28,774
MMM. YUM-YUM.
671
00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:37,483
MMM. HEE HEE HEE!
672
00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:39,551
KATE, WILL YOU
PLEASE LOOK
673
00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:43,289
AT YOUR FATHER
AND MY COUSIN
DANCING OUT THERE?
674
00:33:45,057 --> 00:33:47,326
EXCUSE ME.
675
00:33:49,628 --> 00:33:52,498
SL-U-U-U-U-URP!
676
00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:01,773
AHH.
677
00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:10,516
NO. UHH!
678
00:34:10,516 --> 00:34:13,852
NAH! EE! UH!
679
00:34:13,852 --> 00:34:15,721
YAH!
680
00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:17,289
AH!
AH!
AH!
681
00:34:42,348 --> 00:34:43,182
HA!
682
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,083
AH!
683
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,485
OH!
684
00:34:55,161 --> 00:34:58,096
BOY, THIS IS
A TOUGH ROOM.
685
00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,832
WELL, WHAT IS THAT?
686
00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:06,238
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
687
00:35:06,238 --> 00:35:10,242
OH! WELL...
I WAS JUST
PRACTICING.
688
00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:13,245
HOW CAN YOU TELL
WHERE THE BALL WENT?
689
00:35:13,245 --> 00:35:16,848
YOU CAN'T,
WHICH IS PROBABLY
WHY YOU DON'T SEE
690
00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:18,850
A LOT OF NIGHT GOLF.
691
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:20,852
HOW'S THE PARTY GOIN'?
692
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:21,987
OH...
693
00:35:21,987 --> 00:35:23,855
AH, I SEE.
694
00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:26,858
WAS IT, UH,
IS IT THAT BAD?
695
00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:29,661
HARRY, JUST BY
LOOKING AT ME,
696
00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:32,664
WOULD YOU SAY
THAT I WAS LOWER-CLASS,
697
00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:34,866
MIDDLE-CLASS,
OR UPPER-CLASS?
698
00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:36,602
YOU'RE BEING
SERIOUS?
699
00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:37,736
YES.
700
00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:39,871
YES. I WOULD SAY...
701
00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:42,474
MIDDLE...
UPPER, MAYBE.
702
00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:44,610
MIDDLE-UPPER,
DEFINITELY.
703
00:35:44,610 --> 00:35:47,479
SO WHAT ARE YOU--
I MEAN, AT HOME,
704
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,215
WHEN YOU'RE
NOT CADDYING?
705
00:35:49,215 --> 00:35:52,351
AT HOME, WE HAPPEN
TO BE UPPER-LOWER,
706
00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:55,287
BUT AT SCHOOL,
I PRETEND I'M
LOWER-MIDDLE,
707
00:35:55,287 --> 00:35:58,324
BUT I ASPIRE
TO BECOME
MIDDLE-MIDDLE.
708
00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:02,394
YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH
THIS CLASS THING,
AREN'T YOU?
709
00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:05,096
I JUST WANT TO
FIT IN,
710
00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:07,499
BUT AROUND HERE,
IT'S SO IMPORTANT
711
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:10,101
THAT YOU LOOK
A CERTAIN WAY
712
00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:12,904
AND YOU JOIN
THE RIGHT SORORITY--
713
00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:16,975
COME ON, KATE--
JOINING THE RIGHT
SORORITY...PFFT!
714
00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:18,577
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
715
00:36:18,577 --> 00:36:22,648
YOU KNOW WHO YOU
REMIND ME OF?
MY FATHER.
716
00:36:22,648 --> 00:36:24,783
THAT'S BETTER
THAN YOUR MOTHER.
717
00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:27,386
ATTENTION, EVERYONE.
718
00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:30,522
IT'S TIME FOR
OUR LITTLE SLAVE AUCTION.
719
00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:33,124
REMEMBER, IT'S
ALL FOR CHARITY.
720
00:36:33,124 --> 00:36:35,661
LET'S SEE
IF WE CAN BREAK
721
00:36:35,661 --> 00:36:37,929
LAST YEAR'S RECORD
OF $4,500.
722
00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:41,199
BREAK OUT YOUR CHECKBOOKS
AND THINK MANDINGO
723
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:44,135
WHILE I READ
THE LIST OF SLAVES.
724
00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:46,137
WHAT IS THIS
ALL ABOUT?
725
00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:48,540
IT'S A LITTLE GAME
THEY PLAY.
726
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:51,176
THEY AUCTION OFF
THE JUDGE--WHOEVER,
727
00:36:51,176 --> 00:36:54,145
AND YOU BUY THEM,
YOU TAKE THEM HOME,
728
00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:55,681
AND THEY SWEEP
YOUR FLOORS.
729
00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:58,750
AFTERWARDS, YOU
GIVE THEM LUNCH
AND A MARTINI.
730
00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,386
IT'S VERY CIVILIZED.
731
00:37:00,386 --> 00:37:03,522
"HOW DO YOU DO?
NICE TO SEE YOU."
732
00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:06,492
JACK, LIKE TO HAVE
A WORD WITH YOU.
733
00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:08,694
HEY, CHANDLER,
HOW ARE YOU?
734
00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:11,029
MR. CLUB PRESIDENT,
HOW YOU BEEN?
735
00:37:11,029 --> 00:37:12,464
HA HA HA!
736
00:37:12,464 --> 00:37:15,601
I'M HAVING THE BEST TIME!
EVERYTHING'S WONDERFUL.
737
00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:18,169
YES, IT IS.
HERE'S THE THING--
738
00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:21,172
MY WIFE AND I SPOKE
TO SEVERAL MEMBERS.
739
00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:23,575
WE FEEL IT
MIGHT BE BETTER
740
00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:26,011
IF YOU DIDN'T VISIT
THE CLUB FOR A WHILE.
741
00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:28,980
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"FOR A WHILE"?
742
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:30,382
EVER, ACTUALLY.
743
00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:33,285
WE DON'T FEEL YOU'RE
BUSHWOOD MATERIAL.
744
00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:36,588
THIS WHOLE, MESSY
APARTMENT BUSINESS,
745
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:39,190
THE ATTEMPT
ON CYNTHIA'S LIFE.
746
00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:41,192
YOU UNDERSTAND,
I'M SURE.
747
00:37:41,192 --> 00:37:43,161
I UNDERSTAND.
748
00:37:43,161 --> 00:37:45,130
GOOD.
749
00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:48,500
WELL, LET'S START
THE BIDDING.
750
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:52,203
OUR FIRST SOCIETY SLAVE
GOING UP FOR BIDS
751
00:37:52,203 --> 00:37:54,806
IS THE CHARMING
CYNTHIA YOUNG.
752
00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:55,874
CYNTHIA!
753
00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:59,711
SO I THOUGHT
WE'D START
THE BIDDING
754
00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:01,380
AT, UM...$50.
755
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,582
DO I HEAR 50?
756
00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:04,683
$50.
757
00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:06,885
$100.
758
00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:09,621
200.
759
00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:10,822
250.
760
00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:13,258
300.
761
00:38:13,258 --> 00:38:15,193
DO I HEAR 325?
762
00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:18,096
VERY WELL.
GOING ONCE AT 300.
763
00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:19,965
GOING TWICE.
764
00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:21,032
325.
765
00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:22,834
I THOUGHT
THAT MAN LEFT.
766
00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:24,436
I THOUGHT HE LEFT.
767
00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:27,205
325 IS BID.
768
00:38:27,205 --> 00:38:30,442
DO I HEAR 350?
769
00:38:31,843 --> 00:38:33,645
PLEASE.
770
00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:34,513
DADDY!
771
00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:36,114
DON'T WORRY. 350!
772
00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:37,749
400.
773
00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:39,585
450!
774
00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:40,619
500.
775
00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:44,690
FINISH HIM, CHUCK.
776
00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:49,761
HE'S MAKING US
LOOK TERRIBLE.
777
00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:52,197
510.
778
00:38:52,197 --> 00:38:53,331
YES!
779
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:55,300
1,000 BUCKS.
780
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,268
OH!
OH!
OH!
781
00:38:57,268 --> 00:38:59,905
I HAVE $1,000.
782
00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:01,707
DO I HEAR MORE?
783
00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:03,274
DADDY!
784
00:39:03,274 --> 00:39:04,943
GOING ONCE.
785
00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:06,745
GOING TWICE.
786
00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:08,046
CHANDLER!
787
00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:09,715
WHAT'S HE
WAITING FOR?
788
00:39:09,715 --> 00:39:11,149
PLEASE.
789
00:39:11,149 --> 00:39:12,618
WELL...
790
00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:14,686
SOLD!
791
00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,822
FOR $1,000
TO MR. HARTOUNIAN.
792
00:39:16,822 --> 00:39:18,424
OH!
793
00:39:18,424 --> 00:39:20,626
HA HA!
794
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:23,895
DO YOU WANT
A TIP?
795
00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:25,597
DO I WANT
A TIP?
796
00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:27,833
BEND FROM
THE HIP SOCKETS.
797
00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:30,301
IF YOU CAN SEE
YOUR ZIPPER...
798
00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:31,803
YOU'RE SCREWED.
799
00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:33,171
HIP SOCKETS?
800
00:39:33,171 --> 00:39:34,640
OK.
801
00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:37,042
HERE?
802
00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:38,309
NO.
803
00:39:38,309 --> 00:39:39,911
HERE?
804
00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:40,912
HERE.
805
00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:41,913
HERE?
806
00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:43,314
NO. HERE.
807
00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:44,182
OH.
808
00:39:44,182 --> 00:39:45,383
THAT'S GOOD.
809
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:46,718
KATE.
810
00:39:49,655 --> 00:39:53,391
HA HA! WHAT IS IT
YOU'RE DOING OUT HERE?
811
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,527
JUST HITTING
SOME GOLF BALLS.
812
00:39:55,527 --> 00:39:57,529
WANT TO HIT
SOME?
813
00:39:57,529 --> 00:39:59,531
OH, SURE,
IN MY TUXEDO,
814
00:39:59,531 --> 00:40:02,534
WITHOUT MY GLOVE
OR MY SPIKES?
815
00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:04,536
AREN'T YOU
AN EMPLOYEE,
816
00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:07,739
AND ISN'T THERE
SOME RULE ABOUT
HOW CLOSE
817
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,808
YOU CAN STAND
TO MEMBERS?
818
00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:12,978
IT'S 3 1/2 FEET,
BUT ONLY DURING
WORKING HOURS.
819
00:40:12,978 --> 00:40:16,548
AND IF MY MEMORY
SERVES, WISE ASS,
820
00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:18,617
DIDN'T I ALREADY
FIRE YOU?
821
00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:22,888
YES, YOU DID,
WHICH IS PROBABLY
WHY I'M NOT WORKING.
822
00:40:22,888 --> 00:40:25,891
KATE, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GO BACK INSIDE?
823
00:40:25,891 --> 00:40:29,427
ACTUALLY, I THINK
I'LL JUST GO HOME FROM HERE.
824
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:32,430
ON THE WAY, WE CAN
STOP BY BUNNY SKYLER'S.
825
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,500
SHE'S HAVING
A LITTLE PARTY.
826
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,768
YOU WANT TO?
827
00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:40,138
OK.
828
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:42,908
THANKS.
829
00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:45,644
THANK YOU.
830
00:40:47,045 --> 00:40:48,880
SEE YOU AROUND.
831
00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:53,051
NOT AROUND HERE,
SHE WON'T.
832
00:40:55,721 --> 00:40:58,590
$1,100 GOING ONCE.
833
00:40:58,590 --> 00:41:00,191
SOMEONE, PLEASE!
834
00:41:00,191 --> 00:41:01,927
THIS IS TERRIBLE!
835
00:41:01,927 --> 00:41:03,595
GOING TWICE.
836
00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:05,463
OH, GRACIE.
837
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:09,200
SOLD--MR. CHANDLER YOUNG
FOR $1,100...
838
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,738
ONCE AGAIN
TO MR. HARTOUNIAN,
839
00:41:12,738 --> 00:41:15,874
WHO HAS GRACIOUSLY PURCHASED
ALL OUR SOCIETY SLAVES
840
00:41:15,874 --> 00:41:20,879
FOR A GRAND TOTAL
OF $11,950.
841
00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:24,215
I DO HOPE YOU'LL FIND
ENOUGH LITTLE CHORES
842
00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:25,751
TO KEEP US ALL BUSY.
843
00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:27,953
I'LL THINK OF SOMETHIN'.
844
00:41:40,766 --> 00:41:42,701
COME ON, GUYS,
LET'S GO!
845
00:41:42,701 --> 00:41:45,336
WE GOT A LOT TO DO.
846
00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:47,606
[PANTING]
847
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,275
OH, I REALLY
HATE THIS!
848
00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:51,376
EASY.
849
00:41:51,376 --> 00:41:54,846
OH, DAVIDSON! AAH!
850
00:41:56,081 --> 00:41:59,751
STUPID, GET OUT OF THERE!
WHAT ARE YOU--NUTS?
851
00:41:59,751 --> 00:42:01,653
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
852
00:42:01,653 --> 00:42:04,656
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
I ASKED FOR LABORERS--
853
00:42:04,656 --> 00:42:06,958
GUYS WITH BIG ARMS,
BAD TEETH,
854
00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:09,460
JUST BROKE UP
WITH A WAITRESS.
855
00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:12,263
OH! AH!
856
00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:13,599
OH!
857
00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,002
WHEW!
858
00:42:33,819 --> 00:42:36,688
HEY, YOU'RE DOIN'
A FINE JOB.
859
00:42:36,688 --> 00:42:39,691
A COUPLE OF US
ARE GOIN' BOWLING,
860
00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:42,694
SUCK DOWN
A COUPLE BEERS.
WANT TO COME?
861
00:42:42,694 --> 00:42:45,563
BOWLING, SUCK DOWN
A COUPLE BEERS. FINE.
862
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:46,898
EXCUSE ME...
863
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:47,699
SIR.
864
00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:49,668
HA HA HA!
865
00:42:49,668 --> 00:42:52,971
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
866
00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,516
HEY, JACK,
867
00:43:05,516 --> 00:43:08,319
HOW MUCH YOU PAY
FOR THESE PEOPLE?
868
00:43:08,319 --> 00:43:10,255
$11,900.
869
00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:11,723
YOU GOT BURNED.
870
00:43:11,723 --> 00:43:14,860
THAT OLD BROAD
CAN'T CARRY LUMBER FOR SHIT.
871
00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:17,328
ALL RIGHT,
YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN.
872
00:43:17,328 --> 00:43:19,464
WHAT ARE YOU
TRYIN' TO PROVE?
873
00:43:19,464 --> 00:43:22,000
I'M NOT TRYING
TO PROVE ANYTHING.
874
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,070
I WANTED YOU TO SEE
MOST PEOPLE WORK.
875
00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:27,138
DON'T TELL ME
ABOUT WORK.
876
00:43:27,138 --> 00:43:30,008
I'VE CUT MORE FIREWOOD
THAN YOU'LL EVER SEE.
877
00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:34,245
IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN YOU'VE GOT
TO BREAK CHANDLER YOUNG.
878
00:43:34,245 --> 00:43:35,847
OH! WHOA!
879
00:43:36,915 --> 00:43:38,717
AH!
880
00:43:39,751 --> 00:43:42,087
CHANDLER!
881
00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:44,189
AY YI YI!
882
00:43:44,189 --> 00:43:46,124
OH, CHANDLER!
883
00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:47,358
AAH!
884
00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:49,027
SEÑORA!
885
00:43:49,027 --> 00:43:51,663
AAH!
886
00:43:53,498 --> 00:43:55,266
CHANDLER!
887
00:43:55,266 --> 00:43:58,469
WHERE'S SHE GOIN'?
IT'S NOT LUNCHTIME YET.
888
00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:01,306
CHANDLER!
889
00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:02,908
ALL IN FAVOR?
890
00:44:02,908 --> 00:44:04,642
AYE!
AYE!
AYE!
891
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:05,844
OPPOSED?
892
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,914
THEN IT'S SETTLED.
893
00:44:08,914 --> 00:44:12,383
JACK HARTOUNIAN'S
FINISHED IN THIS CITY.
894
00:44:12,383 --> 00:44:15,386
T.P., YOU HANDLE
THE I.R.S.
895
00:44:15,386 --> 00:44:17,188
P.P., WHY DON'T
YOU CONTACT
896
00:44:17,188 --> 00:44:19,190
THE POLICE, FIRE,
AND UTILITIES?
897
00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:23,194
B.M., GO TO WORK
ON HIS SUPPLIERS
AND SUBCONTRACTORS.
898
00:44:23,194 --> 00:44:26,798
AREN'T WE BEING
A LITTLE CHILDISH
ABOUT THIS THING?
899
00:44:26,798 --> 00:44:28,800
IS PUNISHING
THIS BOOB
900
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,802
REALLY WORTH
ALL THIS EFFORT?
901
00:44:30,802 --> 00:44:32,804
MM-HMM.
MM-HMM.
902
00:44:32,804 --> 00:44:34,806
YES, I THINK SO,
DEFINITELY.
903
00:44:34,806 --> 00:44:36,975
I'LL TELL YOU THIS--
904
00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:41,312
HE'LL WISH HE NEVER SET FOOT
IN THIS CLUB.
905
00:44:41,312 --> 00:44:43,248
HARD TO SAY, HUH?
906
00:44:43,248 --> 00:44:47,452
HOW LONG BEFORE YOU GET
THE POWER TURNED BACK ON?
907
00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:48,720
WHAT?
908
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:50,722
HARD TO SAY.
I SEE.
909
00:44:50,722 --> 00:44:53,524
WELL, IS IT AS HARD
TO SAY AS,
910
00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:56,862
"THERE'S A MAN IN MY OFFICE
WITH A FLAME THROWER"?
911
00:44:56,862 --> 00:44:58,629
WHAT'S GOIN'
ON HERE?
912
00:44:58,629 --> 00:45:00,098
WE GOT PROBLEMS.
913
00:45:00,098 --> 00:45:02,901
WE GOT NO CEMENT,
NO LUMBER--NO NOTHIN'.
914
00:45:02,901 --> 00:45:04,870
THE INSPECTOR
PULLED OUR PERMITS.
915
00:45:04,870 --> 00:45:07,338
WHERE IS
THE ELECTRICITY?
916
00:45:07,338 --> 00:45:10,141
THERE SEEMS TO BE
A CONSPIRACY HERE.
917
00:45:10,141 --> 00:45:11,609
WHAT ARE YOU
TELLIN' ME?
918
00:45:11,609 --> 00:45:15,881
IF YOU DON'T BACK OFF,
THEY'LL PUT US
OUT OF BUSINESS.
919
00:45:15,881 --> 00:45:17,949
THAT WHAT THEY THINK!
920
00:45:30,495 --> 00:45:31,496
TY.
921
00:45:31,496 --> 00:45:32,497
YEAH?
922
00:45:32,497 --> 00:45:34,900
I'M DOWN HERE READING.
923
00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:37,102
I WANT TO BUY
BUSHWOOD.
924
00:45:37,102 --> 00:45:40,906
I GOT TO GET EVEN
WITH THESE SONS
OF BITCHES!
925
00:45:40,906 --> 00:45:42,573
HOLD ON, JACK.
926
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:43,975
CALM DOWN.
927
00:45:43,975 --> 00:45:46,711
YOU WANT TO BUY
BUSHWOOD?
928
00:45:46,711 --> 00:45:48,346
THAT'S RIGHT!
THAT'S RIGHT!
929
00:45:48,346 --> 00:45:52,951
LET ME ASK YOU THIS--
DO I OWN IT?
930
00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:56,254
YOU OWN 53%
OF THE STOCK.
931
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,256
53%? AHH...
932
00:45:58,256 --> 00:46:00,358
GOOD OLD DAD.
933
00:46:00,358 --> 00:46:02,193
NO FLIES ON HIM.
934
00:46:02,193 --> 00:46:04,896
VERY FEW ON MOM
AS I RECALL.
935
00:46:04,896 --> 00:46:08,066
MOM AND DAD.
WELL, THEY'RE GONE NOW.
936
00:46:08,066 --> 00:46:09,801
THEY PASSED
AWAY?
937
00:46:09,801 --> 00:46:12,270
NO, NO. PALM BEACH.
938
00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:14,072
WAIT A MINUTE.
939
00:46:14,072 --> 00:46:17,075
I'M SORRY.
I THINK THEY ARE DEAD.
940
00:46:17,075 --> 00:46:19,077
I WANT TO TALK
BUSINESS.
941
00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:22,080
LET'S TALK
OVER A GAME OF GOLF.
942
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,282
BUT YOU DON'T
PLAY ANYMORE.
943
00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:25,917
I STILL PLAY...
944
00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:28,019
JUST NOT OUTDOORS.
945
00:46:28,019 --> 00:46:32,223
I FINALLY GOT IT DOWN
TO THE BASIC ESSENTIALS.
946
00:46:33,524 --> 00:46:36,427
CLUB, BALL...
947
00:46:36,427 --> 00:46:37,695
SWING.
948
00:46:37,695 --> 00:46:39,497
THE REST OF IT IS
949
00:46:39,497 --> 00:46:42,000
JUST WALKING AROUND
WEARING FUNNY PANTS.
950
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,235
YOU THINK
THIS IS SAFE?
951
00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:46,905
OF COURSE.
IT'S A BALLROOM.
952
00:46:49,574 --> 00:46:50,842
[BANG!]
953
00:46:50,842 --> 00:46:52,878
[CRASH!]
954
00:46:52,878 --> 00:46:55,446
AH...WANT A LIFT?
955
00:46:55,446 --> 00:46:56,915
WHY NOT?
956
00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:00,718
[SCREECH]
957
00:47:00,718 --> 00:47:02,387
[HONK HONK]
958
00:47:02,387 --> 00:47:05,790
IT'S A TOUGH DOGLEG
TO THE RIGHT UP HERE.
959
00:47:05,790 --> 00:47:08,226
YOU WANT TO SELL
OR WHAT?
960
00:47:08,226 --> 00:47:10,228
WHY ARE YOU
SO UPSET?
961
00:47:10,228 --> 00:47:13,264
FIRST, THEY SHUT DOWN
MY BUILDING SITES.
962
00:47:13,264 --> 00:47:16,868
THEN THEY CUT OFF
MY POWER, MY PHONES!
963
00:47:16,868 --> 00:47:18,136
OUCH!
964
00:47:18,136 --> 00:47:21,940
LET'S LOOK AT IT
FROM THEIR POINT
OF VIEW.
965
00:47:23,741 --> 00:47:25,076
OK?
966
00:47:26,077 --> 00:47:29,147
I HAVE TO HAVE
AN ANSWER TODAY.
967
00:47:29,147 --> 00:47:31,382
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO NEGOTIATE.
968
00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:34,252
THERE'LL BE CALLS,
MAYBE SOME MAIL.
969
00:47:34,252 --> 00:47:36,154
WE'RE TALKING
MUCHO DINERO HERE,
970
00:47:36,154 --> 00:47:38,289
AND PROBABLY
AMERICAN MONEY, TOO.
971
00:47:40,926 --> 00:47:42,227
[DING!]
972
00:47:44,629 --> 00:47:46,497
LITTLE CHUNKY.
973
00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:50,768
I DON'T CARE
WHAT IT COSTS!
I WANT IT!
974
00:47:50,768 --> 00:47:54,105
MM-HMM. TOUGH LIE.
975
00:47:56,441 --> 00:47:59,277
JACK, IF I SELL
YOU THOSE STOCKS,
976
00:47:59,277 --> 00:48:02,513
A LOT OF PEOPLE
WON'T SPEAK TO ME.
977
00:48:02,513 --> 00:48:04,115
THEY DON'T NOW.
978
00:48:04,115 --> 00:48:07,118
THAT'S A VERY GOOD POINT.
979
00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:11,122
I'LL BANK IT
OFF THE CHAGALL.
980
00:48:23,668 --> 00:48:25,803
I TOPPED IT.
981
00:48:25,803 --> 00:48:29,007
I TOPPED IT.
GOT A GOOD BOUNCE.
982
00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,810
IT'S IN.
983
00:48:32,810 --> 00:48:34,812
DO WE HAVE
A DEAL?
984
00:48:34,812 --> 00:48:35,947
HMM?
985
00:48:35,947 --> 00:48:37,415
HUH?
986
00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:38,816
WHY NOT?
987
00:48:38,816 --> 00:48:40,952
NOW YOU'RE
TALKIN'.
988
00:48:40,952 --> 00:48:43,321
YOU HAVE
A TWIN SISTER?
989
00:48:43,321 --> 00:48:44,389
[SNORING]
990
00:48:44,389 --> 00:48:47,225
WELL, GENTLEMEN, I THINK
WE'VE SEEN THE LAST
991
00:48:47,225 --> 00:48:49,227
OF MR. JACK HARTOUNIAN.
992
00:48:49,227 --> 00:48:52,230
I GUESS HE LEARNED
A LITTLE SOMETHING
993
00:48:52,230 --> 00:48:54,432
ABOUT WHO CALLS
THE SHOTS.
994
00:48:56,501 --> 00:49:00,505
WAKE UP! NOW I KNOW
WHAT THEY DO WITH THOSE BODIES
995
00:49:00,505 --> 00:49:03,241
ONCE THE MEDICAL
STUDENTS ARE FINISHED.
996
00:49:03,241 --> 00:49:06,244
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
YOU CAN WALK IN
997
00:49:06,244 --> 00:49:09,247
AND STROLL AROUND
LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE?
998
00:49:09,247 --> 00:49:12,283
'CAUSE I DO OWN
THE PLACE.
999
00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:14,252
YOU MUST BE
CHANDLER.
1000
00:49:14,252 --> 00:49:16,687
WHERE DID YOU
GET THESE?
1001
00:49:16,687 --> 00:49:18,223
TY WEBB.
1002
00:49:18,223 --> 00:49:19,757
TY WEBB.
TY WEBB.
1003
00:49:19,757 --> 00:49:24,996
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU INTEND TO DO
WITH THE CLUB,
1004
00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:28,133
BUT OUR MEMBERS
WILL NEVER STAND
FOR THIS!
1005
00:49:28,133 --> 00:49:29,800
MOST CAN'T STAND
ANYWAY.
1006
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,971
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THE MOST IMPORTANT
PROBLEM TODAY IS?
1007
00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:36,007
PRIVILEGE--
PEOPLE LIKE YOU
1008
00:49:36,007 --> 00:49:39,010
WHO THINK YOU'RE BETTER
THAN EVERYBODY ELSE.
1009
00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:41,879
HERE IS A CITY
FULL OF POOR PEOPLE--
1010
00:49:41,879 --> 00:49:43,548
POOR PEOPLE WHO SUFFER,
1011
00:49:43,548 --> 00:49:46,751
SUFFERED AND STRUGGLED
IN THE FACTORIES
1012
00:49:46,751 --> 00:49:48,353
AND SLAUGHTERHOUSES
FOR WHAT?
1013
00:49:48,353 --> 00:49:51,622
SO YOU SHOULD LIVE
IN A BIG MANSION
1014
00:49:51,622 --> 00:49:53,491
ON TOP OF A HILL?
1015
00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:55,160
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING--
1016
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:58,029
THERE'S GONNA
BE NEW FACES
IN THIS CLUB.
1017
00:49:58,029 --> 00:50:00,031
I'M GONNA SEE TO IT.
1018
00:50:00,031 --> 00:50:02,767
I'M GONNA OPEN IT
TO THE PUBLIC!
1019
00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:04,335
OH.
OH.
1020
00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:07,438
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE
THAT EVERYONE
1021
00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:10,175
HAS A TASTE
OF THE GOOD LIFE.
1022
00:50:10,175 --> 00:50:13,711
DON'T YOU JUST
LOVE THIS GUY?
1023
00:50:13,711 --> 00:50:16,914
DON'T START THINKING
YOU'VE WON ANYTHING,
HARTOUNIAN!
1024
00:50:16,914 --> 00:50:19,117
THIS ISN'T OVER YET!
1025
00:50:19,917 --> 00:50:22,120
SEE YOU
AT THE REOPENING.
1026
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:26,257
COME BACK ANYTIME,
AND WE'LL PLAY A FEW HOLES.
1027
00:50:26,257 --> 00:50:29,527
[BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC
PLAYING]
1028
00:50:40,971 --> 00:50:43,508
CHANDLER, I WANT
TO GO HOME.
1029
00:50:43,508 --> 00:50:47,578
WE DON'T WANT HIM
TO THINK HE'S WINNING.
1030
00:50:47,578 --> 00:50:50,615
BUT HE IS WINNING!
1031
00:51:00,358 --> 00:51:03,561
WELL, IT'S NO
DIFFERENT, IS IT?
1032
00:51:07,198 --> 00:51:10,368
PERHAPS IT WON'T BE
SO BAD AFTER ALL.
1033
00:51:10,368 --> 00:51:12,570
[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYS]
1034
00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:23,181
GIVE ME THAT!
1035
00:51:23,181 --> 00:51:23,981
THIS IS
OUTRAGEOUS!
1036
00:51:23,981 --> 00:51:26,184
LET'S JUST PLAY!
1037
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:31,989
FORE!
1038
00:51:31,989 --> 00:51:34,392
HEY, BOYS,
YOU MADE IT, HUH?
1039
00:51:34,392 --> 00:51:37,395
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IT'S GREAT, ISN'T IT?
1040
00:51:37,395 --> 00:51:40,865
I SUPPOSE THIS
IS SOMEONE'S
IDEA OF FUN.
1041
00:51:40,865 --> 00:51:41,899
WHAT?
1042
00:51:41,899 --> 00:51:44,602
TURN THE MUSIC DOWN,
YOU IDIOT!
1043
00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:46,604
OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
1044
00:51:49,006 --> 00:51:52,009
WHAT DO YOU SAY
I JOIN YOU
1045
00:51:52,009 --> 00:51:53,878
FOR A LITTLE
SMALL BALL?
1046
00:51:53,878 --> 00:51:56,614
HERE. HAVE A PULL
OFF OF THAT.
1047
00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:58,216
AHH.
1048
00:52:00,318 --> 00:52:03,954
HOW CAN YOU PLAY
WITH JUST TWO CLUBS?
1049
00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:05,623
HOW MANY YOU NEED?
1050
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,597
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M PLAYIN' GOLF.
1051
00:52:12,597 --> 00:52:14,064
GOLF.
1052
00:52:14,064 --> 00:52:15,466
GOLF.
1053
00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:18,769
SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT SOMETHIN'
STUCK IN YOUR THROAT.
1054
00:52:21,739 --> 00:52:24,709
HE REALLY GOT
A HOLD OF THAT ONE.
1055
00:52:24,709 --> 00:52:28,313
THAT ONE'S
IN THE UPPER DECK.
THAT ONE'S GONE!
1056
00:52:28,313 --> 00:52:30,581
HA HA HA HA!
1057
00:52:31,849 --> 00:52:34,485
WHERE'S MY BEER?
1058
00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:38,589
YOU KNOW THE PROBLEM
WITH GOLF?
1059
00:52:38,589 --> 00:52:41,058
IT'S A GAME
FOR WUSSIES.
1060
00:52:41,058 --> 00:52:43,228
THERE'S NO
DAMN CONTACT.
1061
00:52:45,930 --> 00:52:48,999
OH, WAIT.
I GOT AN IDEA.
1062
00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:51,068
LET'S PLAY
ONE-ON-ONE,
1063
00:52:51,068 --> 00:52:53,604
AND I'LL DEFEND
THE HOLE.
1064
00:52:53,604 --> 00:52:56,006
YOU GOT HELMETS
AND PADS.
1065
00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:57,975
YOU GOT CLUBS
FLYIN' AROUND.
1066
00:52:57,975 --> 00:52:59,877
THROW IN
SOME BODY-CHECKING.
1067
00:52:59,877 --> 00:53:03,248
YOU GOT YOURSELF A GAME.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
1068
00:53:03,248 --> 00:53:06,384
GOOD GOD.
1069
00:53:06,384 --> 00:53:08,953
WELL, IT WAS JUST AN IDEA.
1070
00:53:14,992 --> 00:53:16,394
AAH!
1071
00:53:18,829 --> 00:53:21,198
[HONK]
1072
00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:24,001
HA HA!
1073
00:53:24,001 --> 00:53:25,403
WHOA!
HA HA!
1074
00:53:25,403 --> 00:53:28,239
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YOU TODAY.
1075
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:31,242
THAT'S AN IMPRESSIVE
SEARCH PARTY YOU HAVE.
1076
00:53:31,242 --> 00:53:33,010
HA!
1077
00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:34,211
CYNTHIA.
1078
00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,614
I DIDN'T
EVEN SEE YOU.
1079
00:53:36,614 --> 00:53:38,148
HOW ARE YOU?
1080
00:53:38,148 --> 00:53:41,151
DO YOU MIND?
YOU'RE BLOCKING
MY SUN.
1081
00:53:41,151 --> 00:53:42,887
YOUR SUN?
1082
00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:44,689
I'M DOING YOU
A FAVOR.
1083
00:53:44,689 --> 00:53:48,058
YOUR FACE
IS GOING TO
LOOK LIKE
1084
00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:49,960
AN ALLIGATOR BAG.
1085
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,762
OH, REALLY.
1086
00:53:52,897 --> 00:53:54,765
AAH!
1087
00:53:55,833 --> 00:53:59,036
I HOPE YOU BROUGHT
YOUR WOODEN SHOES.
1088
00:53:59,036 --> 00:54:01,171
LOOKS GOOD,
DON'T IT?
1089
00:54:01,171 --> 00:54:02,973
DOESN'T IT LOOK GREAT?
1090
00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:06,176
WE HAD A TIME
FINDING THESE GIANT TULIPS.
1091
00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:08,178
YOU KNOCK IT THROUGH
1092
00:54:08,178 --> 00:54:10,214
THAT LITTLE DOOR THERE.
1093
00:54:10,214 --> 00:54:12,249
HARD AS HELL.
1094
00:54:16,921 --> 00:54:18,255
[BELL RINGS]
1095
00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:19,857
ALL RIGHT!
1096
00:54:19,857 --> 00:54:21,826
I'M ON MY GAME TODAY.
1097
00:54:21,826 --> 00:54:24,395
GIVE IT A TRY.
1098
00:54:24,395 --> 00:54:26,531
HEY, KATE!
1099
00:54:28,065 --> 00:54:30,067
HE'S THRILLED
WITH THE JOKE
1100
00:54:30,067 --> 00:54:32,470
HE'S MADE
OUT OF OUR CLUB.
1101
00:54:32,470 --> 00:54:35,473
NOW, MIFFY,
I DOUBT KATE
WANTS TO HEAR
1102
00:54:35,473 --> 00:54:38,075
OUR UNVARNISHED OPINION
ON THE SUBJECT.
1103
00:54:38,075 --> 00:54:40,478
YOU DON'T
HAVE TO
VARNISH IT
1104
00:54:40,478 --> 00:54:41,879
FOR ME, TODD.
1105
00:54:41,879 --> 00:54:45,115
I STOPPED
APOLOGIZING
FOR MY DAD LONG AGO.
1106
00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:47,718
I ADMIRE THAT, KATE.
1107
00:54:52,990 --> 00:54:56,293
HEY, THAT'S
A PRETTY GIRL
OVER THERE, HUH?
1108
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,663
YES, IT IS.
1109
00:54:58,663 --> 00:55:01,332
BET YOU'D LIKE TO
GET HER AFTER DARK.
1110
00:55:01,332 --> 00:55:03,468
IF I'VE GOT
YOUR PERMISSION.
1111
00:55:03,468 --> 00:55:06,471
WHAT'S YOUR JOB?
DO YOU REMEMBER
YOUR JOB?
1112
00:55:06,471 --> 00:55:08,072
YOU'RE
A LIFEGUARD.
1113
00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:10,074
I DIDN'T
HIRE YOU
1114
00:55:10,074 --> 00:55:12,076
TO WATCH
MY DAUGHTER.
1115
00:55:12,076 --> 00:55:13,478
YOU GOT THAT?
1116
00:55:13,478 --> 00:55:15,480
EVERY LIFE
AROUND THIS POOL
1117
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:17,081
IS YOUR
RESPONSIBILITY.
1118
00:55:17,081 --> 00:55:18,483
REPEAT AFTER ME.
1119
00:55:18,483 --> 00:55:20,084
EVERY SINGLE...
1120
00:55:20,084 --> 00:55:21,486
EVERY SINGLE...
1121
00:55:21,486 --> 00:55:22,887
YOU'RE TOO FAST.
1122
00:55:22,887 --> 00:55:25,490
EVERY
SINGLE LIFE
AROUND THIS POOL
1123
00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:27,224
IS YOUR
RESPONSIBILITY.
1124
00:55:27,224 --> 00:55:28,826
EVERY LIFE!
1125
00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:30,227
YOU GOT THAT?
1126
00:55:30,227 --> 00:55:31,762
EVERY
SINGLE LIFE!
1127
00:55:31,762 --> 00:55:33,631
EXCEPT THAT
SON OF A BITCH.
1128
00:55:33,631 --> 00:55:36,434
GIRLS,
NOW YOU'LL SEE
SOME SLIDING.
1129
00:55:38,369 --> 00:55:40,738
GET THAT BASTARD.
1130
00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,444
AAH!
1131
00:55:47,111 --> 00:55:48,713
HEY!
1132
00:55:48,713 --> 00:55:50,415
MIFFY!
1133
00:55:50,415 --> 00:55:52,517
WATCH THIS.
1134
00:56:00,257 --> 00:56:02,460
LOOK OUT BELOW.
1135
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:07,432
YEAH!
1136
00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:10,000
HOT! HOT!
1137
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,702
HOT! HOT!
1138
00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:14,004
HE'S SUCH
A SHOWOFF.
1139
00:56:14,004 --> 00:56:15,973
OH!
OH!
1140
00:56:15,973 --> 00:56:17,975
OH, BOY!
1141
00:56:17,975 --> 00:56:19,276
OH, BOY!
1142
00:56:19,276 --> 00:56:20,878
THAT'S HOT!
1143
00:56:22,146 --> 00:56:23,548
OH, THAT'S--
1144
00:56:23,548 --> 00:56:26,016
OW, MY ASS!
1145
00:56:26,016 --> 00:56:29,019
OH, OH!
1146
00:56:32,289 --> 00:56:34,692
PICK HIM UP!
PICK HIM UP!
1147
00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:42,166
COME ON,
SHOOT!
1148
00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:44,301
COME ON, SHOOT!
1149
00:56:44,301 --> 00:56:45,503
SHOOT.
1150
00:56:45,503 --> 00:56:47,572
COME ON.
1151
00:56:47,572 --> 00:56:49,173
WOULD
YOU MOVE?
1152
00:56:49,173 --> 00:56:52,910
OH, SORRY.
1153
00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:54,545
GO AHEAD.
1154
00:56:57,181 --> 00:56:59,183
COME ON,
YOU GOT IT.
1155
00:56:59,183 --> 00:57:01,085
[WHISTLING]
1156
00:57:02,687 --> 00:57:05,289
SO HE STEALS THE PUCK!
1157
00:57:05,289 --> 00:57:06,791
IT'S OFF
THE ICE.
1158
00:57:08,325 --> 00:57:09,927
HA!
1159
00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:14,331
HE SHOOTS!
1160
00:57:14,331 --> 00:57:16,333
HE SCORES!
1161
00:57:16,333 --> 00:57:18,569
YEAH!
1162
00:57:20,337 --> 00:57:23,273
THIS IS
SOME DAMN SPORT, EH, BOYS?
1163
00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:24,909
I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
1164
00:57:24,909 --> 00:57:28,546
LET'S GO ANOTHER 18.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
1165
00:57:35,886 --> 00:57:39,056
[HORN HONKS]
1166
00:57:42,359 --> 00:57:44,228
CHANDLER YOUNG?
1167
00:57:46,363 --> 00:57:47,632
YES?
1168
00:57:47,632 --> 00:57:50,635
OUR MUTUAL FRIEND
SAID TO MEET HERE.
1169
00:57:50,635 --> 00:57:53,638
CAPTAIN TOM EVERETT,
UNITED STATES
MARINE CORPS.
1170
00:57:53,638 --> 00:57:55,072
COMPANY A,
RETIRED.
1171
00:57:55,072 --> 00:57:58,643
I WASN'T EXPECTING
THIS TYPE OF VEHICLE.
1172
00:57:58,643 --> 00:58:00,645
WELL, THINK ABOUT IT.
1173
00:58:00,645 --> 00:58:03,514
YOUR OBJECTIVE
IS TO SURVEIL A TARGET
1174
00:58:03,514 --> 00:58:06,784
OPERATING IN
THE CONSTRUCTION BUSINESS.
1175
00:58:06,784 --> 00:58:09,386
WHAT'S BETTER
THAN A BARF WAGON?
1176
00:58:09,386 --> 00:58:10,988
HA HA!
1177
00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:12,790
ORDER SOMETHING.
1178
00:58:12,790 --> 00:58:15,259
I'M REALLY
NOT THAT HUNGRY.
1179
00:58:15,259 --> 00:58:17,161
TYPICAL.
1180
00:58:17,161 --> 00:58:18,996
MIGHT I
REMIND YOU
1181
00:58:18,996 --> 00:58:22,199
THAT SACRIFICE
IS THE KEY
TO THE SURVIVAL
1182
00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:23,801
OF YOUR COUNTRY,
1183
00:58:23,801 --> 00:58:27,037
OR IN THIS CASE,
YOUR COUNTRY CLUB?
1184
00:58:27,037 --> 00:58:28,405
A CHEESE SANDWICH.
1185
00:58:28,405 --> 00:58:30,274
DON'T HAVE IT.
1186
00:58:30,274 --> 00:58:33,343
I'LL HAVE TUNA
ON WHOLE-WHEAT.
1187
00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:36,013
DON'T HAVE IT.
1188
00:58:36,013 --> 00:58:37,214
NO.
1189
00:58:37,214 --> 00:58:40,517
I THINK YOU'LL
BE ORDERING
NUMBER SIX--
1190
00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:44,221
FIESTA BURRITO
WITH CHILI AND EGGS.
1191
00:58:44,221 --> 00:58:47,825
JUST EXACTLY
WHAT IS YOUR
MILITARY BACKGROUND?
1192
00:58:47,825 --> 00:58:50,460
OH, WELL,
I HAD 15 YEARS IN.
1193
00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:51,862
COVERT STUFF, MAINLY.
1194
00:58:51,862 --> 00:58:54,832
RECON, LERPS,
SPECIAL OPS.
1195
00:58:54,832 --> 00:58:57,167
MOST OF
THE DETAILS
1196
00:58:57,167 --> 00:58:58,502
OF MY ASSIGNMENTS
1197
00:58:58,502 --> 00:59:00,537
ARE STILL
CLASSIFIED,
1198
00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:04,909
SO I CAN'T GO INTO IT
WITHOUT COMPROMISING
FOREIGN POLICY.
1199
00:59:04,909 --> 00:59:11,115
IT WAS MAINLY DEMOLITION WORK
OF AN INTERPERSONAL NATURE.
1200
00:59:11,115 --> 00:59:14,585
THEN THERE WAS THAT
BUREAUCRATIC SNAFU IN 'NAM,
1201
00:59:14,585 --> 00:59:19,056
AND I ENDED UP
IN A V.A. MENTAL FACILITY.
1202
00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:21,191
TYPICAL.
1203
00:59:21,191 --> 00:59:22,593
YES, SO TYPICAL.
1204
00:59:22,593 --> 00:59:25,262
I CAN ASSUME OUR FRIEND
WILL BE DISCOURAGED
1205
00:59:25,262 --> 00:59:27,865
FROM ANY INVOLVEMENT
WITH BUSHWOOD COUNTRY CLUB?
1206
00:59:27,865 --> 00:59:34,004
ARE WE TALKING DISCOURAGED
WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE?
1207
00:59:34,004 --> 00:59:38,408
WE ALREADY TRIED
EXTREME PREJUDICE.
IT DIDN'T WORK.
1208
00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:39,810
NO, NO, NO.
1209
00:59:39,810 --> 00:59:41,812
DO YOU
WANT HIM
TERMINATED?
1210
00:59:41,812 --> 00:59:45,349
THE LESS I KNOW,
THE BETTER.
1211
00:59:45,349 --> 00:59:46,483
GOOD.
1212
00:59:46,483 --> 00:59:47,885
THAT'S MY POLICY.
1213
00:59:47,885 --> 00:59:50,287
WHEN WE'RE CAPTURED,
AND THEY PUT
1214
00:59:50,287 --> 00:59:54,058
THE 12-VOLT
CAR BATTERY
TO OUR TESTICLES--
1215
00:59:54,058 --> 00:59:56,894
WHICH CAN, DOES,
AND HAS HAPPENED--
1216
00:59:56,894 --> 00:59:58,729
[ELECTRIC CRACKLING]
1217
00:59:58,729 --> 01:00:01,198
WE CAN
HONESTLY SAY
WE'RE IGNORANT.
1218
01:00:01,198 --> 01:00:04,935
SHOULD WE SWEAR A BLOOD OATH
ON IT OR SOMETHING?
1219
01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:09,006
I DON'T THINK
THAT WILL BE NECESSARY, CAPTAIN.
1220
01:00:09,006 --> 01:00:11,108
OK.
1221
01:00:12,509 --> 01:00:14,912
FROM NOW ON,
IN FUTURE COMMUNICATIONS,
1222
01:00:14,912 --> 01:00:17,915
YOU WILL REFER TO ME
AS MR. SANDERSON,
1223
01:00:17,915 --> 01:00:23,120
AND I WILL REFER TO YOU
AS MRS. ESTERHOUSE.
1224
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:23,921
FINE.
1225
01:00:23,921 --> 01:00:27,524
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S IT, THEN.
1226
01:00:27,524 --> 01:00:29,660
OH, MR. SANDERSON.
1227
01:00:29,660 --> 01:00:33,731
GOOD-BYE,
MRS. ESTERHOUSE.
1228
01:00:50,948 --> 01:00:53,150
[TURNS ON
BLOW DRIER]
1229
01:01:02,426 --> 01:01:03,393
[RING]
1230
01:01:12,269 --> 01:01:14,338
MY GOD.
1231
01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:15,973
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
1232
01:01:15,973 --> 01:01:17,574
YOU LOOK
STUNNING.
1233
01:01:17,574 --> 01:01:18,743
THANKS.
1234
01:01:18,743 --> 01:01:21,946
GIVE ME A MINUTE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1235
01:01:27,184 --> 01:01:29,053
JACK?
1236
01:01:29,053 --> 01:01:30,054
[SNIFF]
1237
01:01:34,458 --> 01:01:36,460
JACK, I'M IN THE KITCHEN!
1238
01:01:48,338 --> 01:01:50,607
JACKY?
1239
01:01:50,607 --> 01:01:52,810
I'M JUST
FIXING SOMETHIN'.
1240
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:11,361
OY!
1241
01:02:11,361 --> 01:02:13,831
[CRASH]
1242
01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:20,838
HUH?
1243
01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:24,108
[RING]
1244
01:02:26,110 --> 01:02:27,644
JACK?
1245
01:02:27,644 --> 01:02:29,980
JACK, SHALL I GET THAT?
1246
01:02:32,649 --> 01:02:35,119
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT THERE?
1247
01:02:35,119 --> 01:02:37,922
I WANTED TO SEE
HOW IT'D FEEL
1248
01:02:37,922 --> 01:02:40,690
TO COME HOME
TO YOU EVERY NIGHT.
1249
01:02:40,690 --> 01:02:43,060
OH, HOW SWEET.
1250
01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:45,963
NOW, WHAT WERE
YOU REALLY UP TO?
1251
01:02:45,963 --> 01:02:48,665
WHO, ME?
NOTHING.
1252
01:02:48,665 --> 01:02:49,867
NOTHING.
1253
01:02:49,867 --> 01:02:52,870
I JUST WANTED
TO GIVE YOU
A PRESENT.
1254
01:02:54,671 --> 01:02:56,874
HELLO.
1255
01:02:57,674 --> 01:02:59,276
[SNIFF]
1256
01:03:12,689 --> 01:03:15,092
WHAT'S THIS?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
1257
01:03:15,092 --> 01:03:17,694
I'M GOING TO STAY
AT MIFFY'S.
1258
01:03:17,694 --> 01:03:19,096
MIFFY'S? WHY?
1259
01:03:19,096 --> 01:03:22,132
BECAUSE I CAN'T LIVE
WITH YOU ANYMORE.
1260
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:25,735
LIVE WITH ME?
WHAT HAPPENED?
1261
01:03:25,735 --> 01:03:27,704
YOU DON'T
CARE ABOUT ME.
1262
01:03:27,704 --> 01:03:30,007
IT'S WHAT YOU DID
TO BUSHWOOD.
1263
01:03:30,007 --> 01:03:32,709
I MADE IT
A FUN PLACE.
1264
01:03:32,709 --> 01:03:35,112
YOU TOOK
A BEAUTIFUL
COUNTRY CLUB
1265
01:03:35,112 --> 01:03:37,747
AND TURNED IT INTO
CONEY ISLAND.
1266
01:03:37,747 --> 01:03:40,717
IT WAS PERFECT
THE WAY IT WAS,
1267
01:03:40,717 --> 01:03:42,719
BUT YOU COULDN'T
STAND THAT.
1268
01:03:42,719 --> 01:03:45,655
YOU HAD TO MAKE IT
CHEAP AND COMMON.
1269
01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:48,592
YOU SOUND JUST LIKE
ONE OF THEM.
1270
01:03:48,592 --> 01:03:50,727
DON'T YOU
UNDERSTAND?
1271
01:03:50,727 --> 01:03:53,530
I WANT TO BE
ONE OF THEM.
1272
01:03:53,530 --> 01:03:57,401
YOU WANT TO BE ONE?
THEN BE ONE OF THEM.
1273
01:03:57,401 --> 01:04:01,005
YOU GOT NO FAMILY ANYMORE.
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM.
1274
01:04:01,005 --> 01:04:03,007
THAT'S FINE WITH ME.
1275
01:04:03,007 --> 01:04:05,509
FINE WITH YOU,
FINE WITH THEM,
1276
01:04:05,509 --> 01:04:07,744
THEN IT'S FINE WITH ME.
1277
01:04:07,744 --> 01:04:10,948
GO AHEAD, AND DON'T
COME BACK HERE.
1278
01:04:17,554 --> 01:04:20,690
LITTLE BIT HARD ON HER,
WEREN'T YOU, JACK?
1279
01:04:20,690 --> 01:04:24,761
I WORKED LIKE A DOG
SO SHE SHOULD HAVE
EVERYTHING.
1280
01:04:24,761 --> 01:04:26,763
WHAT DO YOU THINK
HAPPENS?
1281
01:04:26,763 --> 01:04:29,166
SHE TALKS TO ME
LIKE THAT?
1282
01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:31,168
ALL KIDS
GO THROUGH THAT.
1283
01:04:31,168 --> 01:04:33,170
THEY'RE EMBARRASSED
ABOUT THEIR PARENTS
1284
01:04:33,170 --> 01:04:35,872
OR WANT TO BE
SOMEONE ELSE.
1285
01:04:37,774 --> 01:04:40,344
I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.
1286
01:04:40,344 --> 01:04:43,647
JUST GIVE HER A CHANCE.
SHE'LL BE FINE.
1287
01:04:46,516 --> 01:04:47,918
AH...
1288
01:04:47,918 --> 01:04:49,786
EVERYTHING IS PERFECT.
1289
01:04:49,786 --> 01:04:52,789
IT'S A PERFECT MESS,
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
1290
01:04:52,789 --> 01:04:55,592
MY DAUGHTER
WALKED OUT ON ME.
1291
01:04:55,592 --> 01:04:59,229
I THOUGHT
I WAS DOING RIGHT.
I WAS WRONG.
1292
01:04:59,229 --> 01:05:02,732
I THINK I'M ON TOP,
I'M AT THE BOTTOM.
1293
01:05:02,732 --> 01:05:04,701
MY DAUGHTER IS RIGHT.
1294
01:05:04,701 --> 01:05:06,971
NO MATTER
HOW RICH I GET,
1295
01:05:06,971 --> 01:05:09,406
I'M A FILTHY, VULGAR,
DISGUSTING PERSON.
1296
01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:11,208
THAT'S WHAT I AM.
1297
01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:13,110
I'M TRASH, FILTH, DIRT.
1298
01:05:13,110 --> 01:05:15,980
I'M GARBAGE,
THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.
1299
01:05:15,980 --> 01:05:19,083
I'M THE SCUM
OF THE EARTH!
1300
01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:21,952
YOU COULD
CONTRADICT ME, YOU KNOW.
1301
01:05:21,952 --> 01:05:23,954
HMM? NO,
NO ARGUMENT HERE.
1302
01:05:23,954 --> 01:05:26,957
I MAKE IT A POINT
NEVER TO INTERFERE
1303
01:05:26,957 --> 01:05:28,959
IN PEOPLE'S
RELATIONSHIPS, JACK.
1304
01:05:28,959 --> 01:05:31,228
YOU KNOW,
THERE'S NO MYSTERY
1305
01:05:31,228 --> 01:05:33,230
TO DEALING
WITH WOMEN.
1306
01:05:33,230 --> 01:05:37,434
WOMEN ARE JUST
HUMAN BEINGS
LIKE YOU AND ME.
1307
01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:39,836
THEY'RE FRAGILE.
1308
01:05:39,836 --> 01:05:41,838
THEY'RE SENSITIVE.
1309
01:05:41,838 --> 01:05:43,840
THEY'RE RESPONSIVE
TO KINDNESS
1310
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:46,243
AND WARMTH
AND HONESTY.
1311
01:05:46,243 --> 01:05:50,447
THEY JUST HAVE TO BE
TREATED THAT WAY,
THAT'S ALL.
1312
01:05:51,648 --> 01:05:55,052
LET ME SHOW YOU
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
1313
01:05:56,853 --> 01:05:58,455
AH!
1314
01:05:58,455 --> 01:06:00,257
VERY FUNNY.
1315
01:06:00,257 --> 01:06:01,725
HI.
1316
01:06:01,725 --> 01:06:03,027
I'M TY WEBB.
1317
01:06:03,027 --> 01:06:06,763
WE WERE NOTICING YOU
AT THE BAR.
1318
01:06:06,763 --> 01:06:09,133
WANT TO PLAY
TRAP THE CLAM?
1319
01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:13,903
DIP THE DONKEY?
1320
01:06:13,903 --> 01:06:16,740
EXCUSE ME.
1321
01:06:16,740 --> 01:06:18,608
SPANK THE PUPPY?
1322
01:06:18,608 --> 01:06:20,244
UH!
1323
01:06:21,511 --> 01:06:22,812
SWALLOW THE SWAN?
1324
01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:25,482
I HAVE TO FEED
THE METER.
1325
01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:27,151
I'LL HELP YOU.
1326
01:06:27,151 --> 01:06:28,885
MOW THE LAWN?
1327
01:06:28,885 --> 01:06:30,487
RUFF!
1328
01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:32,256
POP THE WEASEL?
1329
01:06:35,959 --> 01:06:38,895
WELL, WE'RE
FINALLY ALONE.
1330
01:06:38,895 --> 01:06:40,630
I KNOW.
1331
01:06:42,299 --> 01:06:45,635
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
A CRISP $50 BILL?
1332
01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:48,772
OH...
1333
01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:30,347
UH-HUH.
1334
01:07:30,347 --> 01:07:33,350
JACK. JUST THE MAN
I WAS LOOKING FOR.
1335
01:07:33,350 --> 01:07:37,854
I SPOKE TO MY FRIENDS
AT THE PLANNING
COMMISSION.
1336
01:07:37,854 --> 01:07:39,623
IT WOULD BE A MIRACLE
1337
01:07:39,623 --> 01:07:42,292
IF YOU EVER GOT
ANOTHER BUILDING PERMIT.
1338
01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:44,361
YOU'RE ALL
ON THE TAKE!
1339
01:07:44,361 --> 01:07:46,963
WHERE YOU'RE
TAKIN' IT,
1340
01:07:46,963 --> 01:07:48,632
I DON'T
WANT TO KNOW.
1341
01:07:48,632 --> 01:07:51,368
YOU MIGHT BE
INTERESTED IN SELLING
1342
01:07:51,368 --> 01:07:53,970
YOUR BUSHWOOD STOCK
AT A LOSS.
1343
01:07:53,970 --> 01:07:56,773
I'M TIRED OF YOU
AND YOUR BULLSHIT!
1344
01:07:56,773 --> 01:07:59,409
YOU'RE NOT
BUYING ME OUT.
I'M BUYING YOU OUT.
1345
01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:01,978
YOU'RE CRAZY
IF YOU THINK
WE'LL SELL!
1346
01:08:01,978 --> 01:08:04,981
WHY DON'T WE ALL
FLIP FOR IT?
1347
01:08:04,981 --> 01:08:08,752
CALL IT IN THE AIR.
1348
01:08:08,752 --> 01:08:10,053
I'M TAKIN' OVER.
1349
01:08:10,053 --> 01:08:12,989
WHO HAD HEADS?
I'M GOING TO FLIP AGAIN.
1350
01:08:12,989 --> 01:08:14,591
HERE WE GO.
1351
01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:15,992
IT'S TAILS.
1352
01:08:15,992 --> 01:08:18,795
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING...
1353
01:08:32,609 --> 01:08:35,212
[BEEPING]
1354
01:08:36,746 --> 01:08:38,548
YOU GOT A FIGHT.
1355
01:08:38,548 --> 01:08:41,151
ONE WORD
AND I'LL KILL YOU.
1356
01:08:41,151 --> 01:08:42,286
CLOWN.
1357
01:08:42,286 --> 01:08:43,887
THAT'S NOT IT.
1358
01:08:43,887 --> 01:08:45,021
BARBARIAN.
1359
01:08:45,021 --> 01:08:46,623
THAT'S NOT IT.
1360
01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:48,024
COWARD!
1361
01:08:48,024 --> 01:08:51,027
THAT WAS THE WORD!
THAT WAS THE WORD!
1362
01:08:51,027 --> 01:08:53,430
BREAK IT UP! BREAK IT UP!
1363
01:08:53,430 --> 01:08:56,666
SETTLE THIS LIKE GENTLEMEN,
ON THE GOLF COURSE.
1364
01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:59,035
18 HOLES, PARTNERS.
1365
01:08:59,035 --> 01:09:00,437
GREAT IDEA.
1366
01:09:00,437 --> 01:09:03,173
YOU WIN,
YOU GET YOUR CLUB.
1367
01:09:03,173 --> 01:09:05,942
HE WINS, HE KEEPS IT
AND THOSE APARTMENTS.
1368
01:09:05,942 --> 01:09:07,043
YOU'RE ON.
1369
01:09:07,043 --> 01:09:09,179
IT'S ON MY COURSE.
1370
01:09:09,179 --> 01:09:10,580
NO TRICK CLUBS.
1371
01:09:10,580 --> 01:09:14,384
WHO NEEDS THEM?
YOU AND YOUR SON
ARE FINISHED.
1372
01:09:16,653 --> 01:09:18,655
OUT OF MY WAY!
1373
01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:20,257
HEY.
1374
01:09:24,328 --> 01:09:27,331
TODD, GO OUT
AND GET A NICE TIE.
1375
01:09:27,331 --> 01:09:30,434
YOU LOOK LIKE
A PEE-WEE HERMAN DOLL.
1376
01:09:30,434 --> 01:09:32,269
UH.
1377
01:09:35,071 --> 01:09:36,840
OH!
1378
01:09:51,821 --> 01:09:54,891
LOOK HOW
UNCOORDINATED HE IS.
HE CAN'T DRIVE.
1379
01:09:54,891 --> 01:09:58,228
CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM
BEATING ME AT GOLF?
1380
01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:03,900
[BEEP]
1381
01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:06,503
YOU'RE NOT THE GREATEST
GOLFER YOURSELF.
1382
01:10:06,503 --> 01:10:10,274
EVEN WITH ME
AS YOUR PARTNER,
THERE'S A RISK.
1383
01:10:10,274 --> 01:10:11,975
TAKE MY WORD.
1384
01:10:11,975 --> 01:10:13,977
THE RISK
HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.
1385
01:10:13,977 --> 01:10:14,978
[BEEP BEEP]
1386
01:10:22,118 --> 01:10:24,254
THAT'S MY CAR!
1387
01:10:24,254 --> 01:10:25,589
PFFT...
1388
01:10:26,523 --> 01:10:28,725
PLACE YOURSELF
IN MY HANDS.
1389
01:10:28,725 --> 01:10:30,126
OK? TRUST ME.
1390
01:10:30,126 --> 01:10:32,729
RELAX. THAT'S GOOD.
COME ON, RELAX.
1391
01:10:32,729 --> 01:10:34,130
ALL RIGHT.
1392
01:10:34,130 --> 01:10:36,533
BEND YOUR KNEES
JUST A TOUCH.
1393
01:10:36,533 --> 01:10:38,535
SPREAD YOUR LEGS A BIT.
1394
01:10:38,535 --> 01:10:40,737
SHOULD I
LEAVE YOU ALONE?
1395
01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:42,138
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
1396
01:10:42,138 --> 01:10:44,140
OK. LET'S SEE
THAT GRIP.
1397
01:10:44,140 --> 01:10:46,142
NO, JACK.
1398
01:10:46,142 --> 01:10:48,011
JACK.
1399
01:10:48,011 --> 01:10:49,012
TERRY.
1400
01:10:49,012 --> 01:10:50,046
HARRY.
1401
01:10:50,046 --> 01:10:51,548
YOU'RE HIS PARTNER?
1402
01:10:51,548 --> 01:10:53,149
YES.
50-50, RIGHT?
1403
01:10:53,149 --> 01:10:56,152
I DON'T LIKE YOU
THAT MUCH. 90-20.
1404
01:10:56,152 --> 01:10:58,154
SWING NICE AND EASY.
1405
01:10:58,154 --> 01:11:00,156
HIT ONE
DOWN THE FAIRWAY.
1406
01:11:00,156 --> 01:11:03,159
JUST WANT TO SEE
HOW YOU HIT IT.
1407
01:11:03,159 --> 01:11:06,162
TAKE YOUR TIME.
HIT IT NICE AND EASY.
1408
01:11:06,162 --> 01:11:08,765
RIGHT DOWN THE FAIRWAY.
1409
01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:09,999
RELAX. SWING EASY.
1410
01:11:09,999 --> 01:11:12,636
DON'T BE AFRAID.
ANYTIME.
1411
01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:18,107
GIVE IT
A GOOD HIT
1412
01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:20,310
RIGHT DOWN
THE FAIRWAY.
1413
01:11:22,145 --> 01:11:24,314
FELLAS?
1414
01:11:27,116 --> 01:11:28,518
HOLD IT.
1415
01:11:28,518 --> 01:11:30,720
YOU'RE PICKIN'
YOUR HEAD UP...
1416
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:31,521
[CRACK]
1417
01:11:31,521 --> 01:11:33,156
BEFORE YOU HIT.
1418
01:11:33,156 --> 01:11:35,392
KEEP YOUR LEFT
ELBOW STRAIGHT.
1419
01:11:35,392 --> 01:11:37,260
USE BOTH HANDS.
1420
01:11:37,260 --> 01:11:40,263
JUST BEND YOUR KNEES
A LITTLE BIT MORE.
1421
01:11:40,263 --> 01:11:42,332
THAT'S IT.
JUST LIKE THAT.
1422
01:11:42,332 --> 01:11:43,900
IT'S QUITE SIMPLE.
1423
01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:44,901
KEVIN.
1424
01:11:44,901 --> 01:11:46,302
HARRY.
1425
01:11:46,302 --> 01:11:48,705
YOU'RE
CONFUSING THE MAN.
IT'S SIMPLE.
1426
01:11:48,705 --> 01:11:52,809
GET RID OF
ALL THIS STUFF.
1427
01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:55,745
YOU WANT TO
CLEAR YOUR MIND.
1428
01:11:55,745 --> 01:11:57,347
OK. WATCH ME.
1429
01:11:57,347 --> 01:12:00,350
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
1430
01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:04,521
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
1431
01:12:05,555 --> 01:12:08,825
JUST BE THE BALL.
1432
01:12:08,825 --> 01:12:10,760
BE THE BALL.
1433
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,161
BE THE BALL.
1434
01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:14,163
BE THE BALL.
1435
01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:16,165
NA NA NA NA...
1436
01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:17,901
NA NA NA NA...
1437
01:12:17,901 --> 01:12:19,836
NA NA NA NA...
1438
01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:21,771
NA NA NA NA...
1439
01:12:21,771 --> 01:12:23,440
BE THE BALL.
1440
01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:25,442
BE THE BALL.
1441
01:12:25,442 --> 01:12:27,444
BE THE BALL.
1442
01:12:27,444 --> 01:12:29,178
NO, NO, NO.
1443
01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:31,781
NA NA NA NA...
1444
01:12:31,781 --> 01:12:33,783
NA NA NA NA...
1445
01:12:33,783 --> 01:12:35,785
NO, NO, NO.
1446
01:12:35,785 --> 01:12:37,587
NA NA NA NA...
1447
01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:40,457
NO, NO, NO,
JACK, JACK, JACK!
1448
01:12:40,457 --> 01:12:43,593
YOU'RE NOT
BEING THE BALL.
BE THE BALL.
1449
01:12:43,593 --> 01:12:45,595
YOU BE THE BALL.
1450
01:12:45,595 --> 01:12:48,598
IF I WANTED TO BE
SPORTS EQUIPMENT,
1451
01:12:48,598 --> 01:12:51,401
I'D BE A LADIES'
BICYCLE SEAT.
1452
01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:55,605
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
1453
01:12:55,605 --> 01:12:58,608
THE PROBLEM IS CONCENTRATION.
1454
01:12:58,608 --> 01:13:01,344
WHY DON'T WE TRY IT
BLINDFOLDED?
1455
01:13:01,344 --> 01:13:02,612
WHY NOT?
1456
01:13:02,612 --> 01:13:04,414
LET'S TRY THAT.
1457
01:13:10,019 --> 01:13:13,022
JACK, THE SPIRITUAL APPROACH
JUST DIDN'T WORK.
1458
01:13:13,022 --> 01:13:15,625
THIS IS THE LATEST
BIOMECHANIC, ERGONOMIC,
1459
01:13:15,625 --> 01:13:19,228
KINESTHETIC,
STATE OF THE ART
TEACHING TECHNIQUE.
1460
01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,230
I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT.
1461
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,833
GET RID OF THAT
WICKED SLICE.
1462
01:13:23,833 --> 01:13:25,435
LET'S TRY IT.
1463
01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:30,440
OK. LET'S TRY ONE.
1464
01:13:34,544 --> 01:13:36,846
IT'S GETTING BETTER.
1465
01:13:40,850 --> 01:13:42,018
AH!
1466
01:13:42,018 --> 01:13:43,920
PERFECT.
1467
01:13:57,400 --> 01:14:00,403
GOOD MORNING,
MRS. ESTERHOUSE.
1468
01:14:00,403 --> 01:14:03,272
DON'T "MRS. ESTERHOUSE"
ME, YOU IDIOT.
1469
01:14:03,272 --> 01:14:06,042
YOU BLEW UP
MY ROLLS ROYCE!
1470
01:14:08,678 --> 01:14:10,680
IN MY LINE OF WORK,
1471
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:13,082
IT'S THE DETAILS
THAT KILL YOU.
1472
01:14:13,082 --> 01:14:15,552
MAKE SURE THERE AREN'T
ANY SCREW-UPS.
1473
01:14:15,552 --> 01:14:19,923
I DON'T INTEND
TO LOSE THIS GOLF MATCH.
1474
01:14:19,923 --> 01:14:21,891
HA HA...HA HA!
1475
01:14:21,891 --> 01:14:23,493
YOU WON'T.
1476
01:14:33,036 --> 01:14:34,437
OK.
1477
01:14:34,437 --> 01:14:37,306
THESE ARE SIX
MERCURY-FILLED,
1478
01:14:37,306 --> 01:14:40,577
STEEL-JACKETED
DUMDUM GOLF BALLS.
1479
01:14:40,577 --> 01:14:44,247
FEEL THE WEIGHT
ON THIS LITTLE SWEETIE.
1480
01:14:45,715 --> 01:14:48,718
THIS IS A HIGH TENSILE
STRENGTH TITANIUM DRIVER,
1481
01:14:48,718 --> 01:14:52,121
WHICH IN THE HANDS
OF A PROPERLY TRAINED
PROFESSIONAL
1482
01:14:52,121 --> 01:14:55,324
WILL DEFINITELY REDEFINE
THE TERM HANDICAP.
1483
01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:57,727
GO AHEAD.
LOOK IN THE EYEPIECE.
1484
01:14:57,727 --> 01:15:00,163
GO AHEAD. FEEL FREE.
1485
01:15:00,163 --> 01:15:03,867
YOU SEE A WATERMELON
HANGING FROM THOSE GALLOWS?
1486
01:15:03,867 --> 01:15:05,134
YES.
1487
01:15:05,134 --> 01:15:08,137
LET'S JUST SAY THAT
THAT WATERMELON
1488
01:15:08,137 --> 01:15:11,407
REPRESENTS THE HEAD
OF YOUR PROBLEM.
1489
01:15:11,407 --> 01:15:13,543
OK.
1490
01:15:14,744 --> 01:15:18,014
NOW, SIR,
IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE...
1491
01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:26,355
KEEP YOUR EYE
ON THE FRUIT.
1492
01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:29,358
KEEP YOUR EYE
ON THE FRUIT.
1493
01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:34,864
KEEP YOUR EYE
ON THE FRUIT.
1494
01:15:37,834 --> 01:15:39,235
GOOD.
1495
01:15:39,235 --> 01:15:40,503
GOOD?
1496
01:15:40,503 --> 01:15:41,771
GOOD?
1497
01:15:41,771 --> 01:15:44,373
IT'S BETTER THAN GOOD.
IT'S GONE.
1498
01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:47,176
I WANT TO BE
VERY CLEAR ABOUT THIS.
1499
01:15:47,176 --> 01:15:50,179
FOLLOW THE MATCH.
STAY OUT OF SIGHT.
1500
01:15:50,179 --> 01:15:54,517
DO NOTHING
UNLESS YOU GET
A SIGNAL FROM ME.
1501
01:15:54,517 --> 01:15:57,787
SHOULD MY OPPONENT
START TO WIN,
1502
01:15:57,787 --> 01:16:00,189
I WILL TIP MY CAP.
1503
01:16:00,189 --> 01:16:03,192
SPEAKING OF TIPPING,
THERE IS STILL MY FEE.
1504
01:16:03,192 --> 01:16:05,929
I'D LIKE IT DEPOSITED
THERE, PLEASE.
1505
01:16:05,929 --> 01:16:08,331
WHAT'S THIS?
SWISS BANK ACCOUNT?
1506
01:16:08,331 --> 01:16:12,168
IT'S THE COMBINATION
OF MY BUS STATION LOCKER.
1507
01:16:12,168 --> 01:16:14,904
HOW ELEGANT.
1508
01:16:18,808 --> 01:16:22,478
I HOPE THIS IS
OUR LAST MEETING, MR. SANDERSON.
1509
01:16:22,478 --> 01:16:26,482
MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY,
MRS. ESTERHOUSE.
1510
01:16:26,482 --> 01:16:30,019
[FANFARE PLAYS]
1511
01:16:33,222 --> 01:16:39,829
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE.
1512
01:16:39,829 --> 01:16:42,832
GENTLEMEN, THESE ARE
THE RULES OF THE MATCH.
1513
01:16:42,832 --> 01:16:44,768
IT'S A SCOTCH TWOSOME.
1514
01:16:44,768 --> 01:16:47,837
EACH PARTNER
HITS THE OTHER PARTNER'S BALL.
1515
01:16:47,837 --> 01:16:51,708
THIS IS A LITTLE BIT
LIKE TAG TEAM WRESTLING.
1516
01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:53,777
ONLY YOU CAN'T DO THIS...
1517
01:16:53,777 --> 01:16:56,212
NONE OF THIS...
1518
01:16:56,212 --> 01:16:57,847
OR THIS.
1519
01:16:57,847 --> 01:17:00,449
NOW, FEWEST STROKES
WINS THE HOLE.
1520
01:17:00,449 --> 01:17:03,319
MOST HOLES WINS THE MATCH.
1521
01:17:03,319 --> 01:17:04,888
AUSTRALIAN WINTER RULES.
1522
01:17:04,888 --> 01:17:07,256
IMPROVE YOUR LIE
IN THE ROUGH
1523
01:17:07,256 --> 01:17:10,459
IF YOU CAN ROUGHLY PROVE
YOU'RE NOT LYING.
1524
01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:12,862
GET YOUR BALL
IN THE WATER
1525
01:17:12,862 --> 01:17:16,065
IF IT'S BEEN 45 MINUTES
SINCE YOU LAST ATE.
1526
01:17:16,065 --> 01:17:20,236
THE PLAYER WITH
THE LARGEST SHOES HAS THE HONOR.
1527
01:17:20,236 --> 01:17:23,006
ANYBODY BEAT A 12-D?
1528
01:17:23,006 --> 01:17:25,775
I CAN, BUT I'M
OUT OF THIS.
1529
01:17:25,775 --> 01:17:27,877
I GUESS YOU'RE UP.
1530
01:17:27,877 --> 01:17:29,813
MAY THE BEST MEN WIN.
1531
01:17:29,813 --> 01:17:33,883
IF THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN,
I HOPE JACK AND HARRY WIN.
1532
01:17:33,883 --> 01:17:37,120
WISH I COULD STAY,
BUT I GOT A THING.
1533
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:39,122
BYE.
1534
01:17:39,122 --> 01:17:40,757
COME ON, HARRY.
1535
01:17:40,757 --> 01:17:43,092
STRAIGHTEN UP.
1536
01:17:45,094 --> 01:17:47,430
YAY!
1537
01:17:47,430 --> 01:17:49,132
WOO!
1538
01:17:51,801 --> 01:17:55,238
YOU'RE THE KIND
OF PARTNER TO HAVE.
1539
01:17:55,238 --> 01:17:56,840
READY.
1540
01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:06,115
THESE CLUBS
ARE TERRIBLE!
1541
01:18:18,261 --> 01:18:19,695
ALL RIGHT.
1542
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:22,665
I KNOW, I KNOW.
BE THE BALL.
1543
01:18:22,665 --> 01:18:24,267
BE THE BALL.
1544
01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:27,871
SWING FOR THE FENCES!
1545
01:18:29,138 --> 01:18:30,539
IT'S SLICING!
1546
01:18:30,539 --> 01:18:33,142
STAY OUT
OF THE WOODS!
1547
01:18:33,142 --> 01:18:34,110
HA HA HA!
1548
01:18:34,110 --> 01:18:37,413
STAY OUT
OF THE WOODS!
1549
01:18:37,413 --> 01:18:39,883
WAIT A MINUTE!
LOOK OUT!
1550
01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:43,286
AAH!
1551
01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:48,157
HA HA HA!
1552
01:18:49,292 --> 01:18:51,961
MMM...MMM...
1553
01:18:51,961 --> 01:18:53,963
UH-OH.
THERE'S MY OBJECTIVE.
1554
01:18:53,963 --> 01:18:55,631
HE'S NO THREAT.
1555
01:18:55,631 --> 01:18:57,700
NICE DUDS, THOUGH.
1556
01:18:57,700 --> 01:19:00,569
SURE HATE
TO MESS 'EM UP.
1557
01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:03,572
THIS IS GOING TO BE
AN EASY ONE.
1558
01:19:03,572 --> 01:19:05,975
ONE QUICK STROKE,
I'LL BOUNCE HIM
1559
01:19:05,975 --> 01:19:08,978
AND BE OUT OF HERE
BY SUNDOWN.
1560
01:19:08,978 --> 01:19:12,148
EASIEST MONEY
I EVER MADE.
1561
01:19:12,148 --> 01:19:14,984
HOW THE HELL
AM I SUPPOSED TO CONCENTRATE
1562
01:19:14,984 --> 01:19:17,486
WITH SMURF LIKE THAT
WALKING AROUND?
1563
01:19:19,856 --> 01:19:22,025
YOU DID THAT
ON PURPOSE.
1564
01:19:22,025 --> 01:19:24,393
NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY!
1565
01:19:24,393 --> 01:19:28,597
I MAY HAVE TO PUT YOU
IN THE DUCK SUIT.
1566
01:19:28,597 --> 01:19:30,199
AHA!
1567
01:19:30,199 --> 01:19:32,501
HEY! HEY!
1568
01:19:32,501 --> 01:19:34,603
WHO THE HELL
FOUND YOU?
1569
01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:36,772
YOU LITTLE
SUBVERSIVE VERMIN!
1570
01:19:36,772 --> 01:19:38,474
AH! OH!
1571
01:19:38,474 --> 01:19:41,344
RRR...RRR...
1572
01:19:41,344 --> 01:19:42,611
WOO! WOO! WOO!
1573
01:19:42,611 --> 01:19:44,413
LEGAL MATTER,
COMING THROUGH.
1574
01:19:44,413 --> 01:19:47,951
YOU GETTIN' THE SHIT
KICKED OUT OF YOU?
1575
01:19:47,951 --> 01:19:50,753
HA HA HA HA HA!
1576
01:19:50,753 --> 01:19:52,822
HEY, JACK,
HOW'S IT GOING?
1577
01:19:52,822 --> 01:19:55,892
TERRIBLE. I HAVE TO
GO TO THE BATHROOM.
1578
01:19:55,892 --> 01:19:58,427
NO, I MEAN THE GAME.
1579
01:19:58,427 --> 01:20:01,898
AH, WE'RE LOSING.
THEY'RE SIX HOLES AHEAD.
1580
01:20:01,898 --> 01:20:06,369
I WAS STARTING
TO GET USED TO
COUNTRY CLUB LIFE.
1581
01:20:08,304 --> 01:20:12,041
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT?
1582
01:20:12,041 --> 01:20:15,044
BUT THE GREEN
IS OVER THERE.
1583
01:20:15,044 --> 01:20:19,048
YOU HAVE THE WORST SLICE
IN THE HISTORY OF GOLF.
1584
01:20:19,048 --> 01:20:21,817
MIGHT AS WELL
GO WITH IT.
1585
01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:25,521
LOOK OUT!
LOOK OUT!
1586
01:20:38,434 --> 01:20:39,936
HA HA!
1587
01:20:39,936 --> 01:20:41,437
SEE THAT?
1588
01:20:41,437 --> 01:20:43,372
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
1589
01:20:43,372 --> 01:20:47,176
AND I THOUGHT
THIS WAS A HARD GAME.
1590
01:20:47,176 --> 01:20:48,477
UH-OH.
1591
01:20:48,477 --> 01:20:52,748
I GOT YOU NOW,
YOU LITTLE FURRY FREAK.
1592
01:20:52,748 --> 01:20:56,685
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
GET AWAY FROM ME.
1593
01:20:56,685 --> 01:20:58,821
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
1594
01:20:58,821 --> 01:21:01,690
OH! TWINKIE!
1595
01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:04,560
HE'S CLOSE.
1596
01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:06,695
YOU'RE CLOSE,
AREN'T YOU?
1597
01:21:06,695 --> 01:21:10,233
JUST A FEW FEET AWAY
MOCKING ME.
1598
01:21:10,233 --> 01:21:15,438
AIN'T A GOPHER ALIVE
THAT'S A MATCH
FOR AN EX-MARINE.
1599
01:21:23,712 --> 01:21:25,881
COME ON!
COME ON!
1600
01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:27,917
YAY!
1601
01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:31,120
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1602
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:33,122
YOU WERE UP
SEVEN HOLES.
1603
01:21:33,122 --> 01:21:35,124
HE'S WON
THE LAST SIX.
1604
01:21:35,124 --> 01:21:38,928
HE CAN'T WIN
IF HE DOESN'T FINISH.
1605
01:21:53,476 --> 01:21:54,743
YAAH!
1606
01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:56,012
AAH!
1607
01:21:56,012 --> 01:21:58,982
OH! AH! OH!
1608
01:22:01,350 --> 01:22:02,952
YEOW!
1609
01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:12,061
[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
1610
01:22:12,061 --> 01:22:14,297
HARRY, HI.
1611
01:22:14,297 --> 01:22:17,233
YOUR DAD WILL BE
HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
1612
01:22:17,233 --> 01:22:19,235
HOW'S THE MATCH GOING?
1613
01:22:19,235 --> 01:22:21,837
IT'S ALL TIED UP
WITH THIS LAST HOLE TO GO.
1614
01:22:21,837 --> 01:22:23,506
CAN YOU WIN?
1615
01:22:23,506 --> 01:22:25,308
WE GOT THE MOMENTUM.
1616
01:22:25,308 --> 01:22:28,277
YEAH, YEAH,
I THINK WE'LL WIN.
1617
01:22:35,184 --> 01:22:37,786
OK, LITTLE GOPHER.
1618
01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:39,388
HEY...
1619
01:22:39,388 --> 01:22:40,789
[WHISTLES]
1620
01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:42,791
IT'S YOUR
FRIEND TOM.
1621
01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:44,793
I GOT JUNK FOOD.
1622
01:22:44,793 --> 01:22:46,795
EVERYBODY LOVES
MASS-PRODUCED
1623
01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:48,397
CREAM-FILLED
PASTRIES.
1624
01:22:48,397 --> 01:22:49,798
THEY'RE GOOD.
1625
01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:51,800
I WAS JUST TRYING
1626
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,802
TO GET YOUR
ATTENTION BEFORE.
1627
01:22:53,802 --> 01:22:55,404
COME ON.
1628
01:22:55,404 --> 01:22:56,572
MMM...
1629
01:22:56,572 --> 01:22:57,973
THEY'RE GOOD.
1630
01:22:57,973 --> 01:22:59,308
AH?
1631
01:23:06,815 --> 01:23:09,818
VERY SUBTLE,
MRS. ESTERHOUSE.
1632
01:23:09,818 --> 01:23:13,456
I READ YOU
LOUD AND CLEAR.
1633
01:23:23,599 --> 01:23:25,701
WAA!
1634
01:23:25,701 --> 01:23:29,372
THAT HURTS.
1635
01:23:29,372 --> 01:23:32,841
I THINK IT WAS
A BIG MISTAKE
1636
01:23:32,841 --> 01:23:34,977
TIPPING THAT ARROWHEAD
WITH POISON.
1637
01:23:34,977 --> 01:23:36,845
* DA DA DOO DOO **
1638
01:23:36,845 --> 01:23:38,847
DON'T HIT IT LONG.
1639
01:23:38,847 --> 01:23:40,449
GOT YOU.
1640
01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:43,852
DON'T HIT IT SHORT.
1641
01:23:43,852 --> 01:23:45,121
OK.
1642
01:23:45,121 --> 01:23:47,523
IT'S BETTER
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE.
1643
01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:50,726
HIT IT LONG,
BUT LET IT GO SHORT.
1644
01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:54,263
WELL, IT'S NOT LONG.
1645
01:23:54,263 --> 01:23:56,065
BUT IT'S SHORT.
1646
01:23:58,067 --> 01:24:01,870
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME.
1647
01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:04,039
YOU...
1648
01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:07,076
HA HA HA!
1649
01:24:09,278 --> 01:24:11,547
COME ON. COME ON.
HIT ME.
1650
01:24:11,547 --> 01:24:14,150
COME ON. HIT ME!
1651
01:24:14,150 --> 01:24:15,884
HA HA HA!
1652
01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:18,053
EH, WHAT'S UP, DOC?
1653
01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:20,356
BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP!
1654
01:24:26,962 --> 01:24:30,466
COME ON. COME ON.
1655
01:24:30,466 --> 01:24:32,101
FABULOUS!
1656
01:24:36,004 --> 01:24:41,377
SEEMS THAT CREAM
ALWAYS RISES TO THE TOP,
DOESN'T IT, BAG BOY?
1657
01:24:44,713 --> 01:24:48,917
ONCE WE WIN, THIS PLACE
WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL.
1658
01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:50,919
KATE, WE MIGHT MAKE IT
1659
01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:53,322
IN TIME
FOR BUNNY SKYLER'S BRUNCH.
1660
01:24:53,322 --> 01:24:55,491
WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME?
1661
01:24:56,725 --> 01:25:00,329
KATIE, I'VE DECIDED
THAT YOU MUST JOIN
MY SORORITY.
1662
01:25:00,329 --> 01:25:02,331
THE KAPPAS
WILL LOVE YOU.
1663
01:25:02,331 --> 01:25:04,333
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING.
1664
01:25:04,333 --> 01:25:06,735
WOULD YOU CONSIDER
CHANGING YOUR NAME?
1665
01:25:06,735 --> 01:25:09,938
I WAS THINKING
OF TAKING OUT THE "OUNIAN"
1666
01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:12,341
AND SHORTENING IT
TO KATE HART.
1667
01:25:12,341 --> 01:25:14,343
ISN'T THAT GREAT?
1668
01:25:14,343 --> 01:25:17,413
WHAT IS WRONG
WITH MY REAL NAME?
1669
01:25:17,413 --> 01:25:20,949
NOTHING.
IT'S JUST THAT IT
SOUNDS SO...
1670
01:25:20,949 --> 01:25:22,651
SO WHAT?
1671
01:25:22,651 --> 01:25:27,022
KATE, YOU WANT PEOPLE
TO THINK THAT YOU BELONG.
1672
01:25:27,022 --> 01:25:29,692
I DO BELONG...
TO A FAMILY.
1673
01:25:29,692 --> 01:25:33,762
WELL, IF YOU WANT
MY HONEST OPINION, KATE,
1674
01:25:33,762 --> 01:25:36,765
I THINK THAT YOUR FAMILY'S
REALLY EMBARRASSING.
1675
01:25:36,765 --> 01:25:40,002
I'M REALLY HAPPY
I'M NOT PART OF IT.
1676
01:25:40,002 --> 01:25:43,572
YEAH. SO AM I.
1677
01:25:43,572 --> 01:25:44,873
WHAT?
1678
01:25:46,775 --> 01:25:52,114
MIFFY, YOU'RE A STUPID,
SUPERFICIAL, SNOTTY
LITTLE BITCH.
1679
01:25:52,114 --> 01:25:54,983
OH, REALLY.
REALLY, KATE.
1680
01:25:54,983 --> 01:25:57,986
OH, AH...WHATEVER.
1681
01:25:57,986 --> 01:26:01,156
WHATEV--OW! OW!
1682
01:26:01,156 --> 01:26:03,158
UNH!
1683
01:26:03,158 --> 01:26:04,460
UH! AH!
1684
01:26:08,564 --> 01:26:12,268
WELL, JACK, I GUESS
IT'S COME DOWN TO THIS.
1685
01:26:12,268 --> 01:26:16,004
WHOEVER SINKS THEIR PUTT
WINS THE MATCH.
1686
01:26:16,004 --> 01:26:17,806
FRANKLY,
I'M NOT WORRIED.
1687
01:26:17,806 --> 01:26:22,411
CHANDLER, COULD
I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MOMENT?
1688
01:26:22,411 --> 01:26:26,415
LOOK. I DON'T KNOW
MUCH ABOUT GOLF,
1689
01:26:26,415 --> 01:26:28,817
BUT I DO KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE
1690
01:26:28,817 --> 01:26:32,421
BETWEEN
A 50-FOOT PUTT
AND A 2-FOOT PUTT.
1691
01:26:32,421 --> 01:26:34,423
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
MY EXPERIENCE
1692
01:26:34,423 --> 01:26:38,026
TO GO WITH THE GUY
CLOSER TO THE HOLE.
1693
01:26:38,026 --> 01:26:39,828
YOU'RE MY KIND
OF GUY.
1694
01:26:39,828 --> 01:26:43,031
CAN I GIVE YOU A LITTLE
FRIENDLY ADVICE?
1695
01:26:43,031 --> 01:26:44,433
ALL RIGHT.
1696
01:26:44,433 --> 01:26:47,636
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED
PUTTING WITH A WEDGIE?
1697
01:26:47,636 --> 01:26:49,037
A WEDGIE?
1698
01:26:49,037 --> 01:26:51,440
ALL THE PROS
ARE DOING IT.
1699
01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:54,643
WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO SHOW YOU?
1700
01:26:54,643 --> 01:26:56,044
YEAH.
1701
01:26:56,044 --> 01:26:58,046
TAKE YOUR NORMAL
PUTTING STANCE.
1702
01:26:58,046 --> 01:27:00,048
JUST LIKE THAT.
1703
01:27:00,048 --> 01:27:02,651
YOU NEVER PUTTED
WITH A WEDGIE?
1704
01:27:02,651 --> 01:27:04,052
NO.
1705
01:27:04,052 --> 01:27:06,054
YOU JUST TAKE
YOUR STANCE,
1706
01:27:06,054 --> 01:27:08,056
AND THIS
IS A WEDGIE.
1707
01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:09,858
AH! AH!
1708
01:27:09,858 --> 01:27:13,662
TRY PUTTIN' WITH THAT
CRAMMED UP YOUR CRACK!
1709
01:27:19,101 --> 01:27:20,703
POP.
1710
01:27:22,104 --> 01:27:23,706
POP.
1711
01:27:25,508 --> 01:27:27,443
I JUST WANTED TO SAY
1712
01:27:27,443 --> 01:27:31,714
THAT WHETHER OR NOT
YOU SINK THIS PUTT,
1713
01:27:31,714 --> 01:27:33,416
I LOVE YOU.
1714
01:27:33,416 --> 01:27:37,520
I'M REALLY SORRY
I'VE BEEN ACTING
LIKE SUCH A JERK.
1715
01:27:37,520 --> 01:27:39,788
I GUESS THAT'S
WHAT I GET
1716
01:27:39,788 --> 01:27:42,791
FOR HANGING AROUND
A BUNCH OF FUNZANOONS.
1717
01:27:42,791 --> 01:27:45,528
YOU THINK
YOU COULD WALK OUT,
1718
01:27:45,528 --> 01:27:47,530
COME BACK
WHENEVER YOU WANT,
1719
01:27:47,530 --> 01:27:49,532
PUT YOUR ARMS
AROUND ME,
1720
01:27:49,532 --> 01:27:51,534
TELL ME
"I LOVE YOU,"
1721
01:27:51,534 --> 01:27:53,436
AND I'LL FORGET
EVERYTHING?
1722
01:27:53,436 --> 01:27:57,039
YEAH.
THAT'S THE GENERAL IDEA.
1723
01:27:58,741 --> 01:28:00,376
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1724
01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:11,754
AH...
1725
01:28:18,026 --> 01:28:21,764
OOH...
1726
01:28:21,764 --> 01:28:23,766
BBB...
1727
01:28:23,766 --> 01:28:26,835
OH. OH.
1728
01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:30,939
AHA.
1729
01:28:33,175 --> 01:28:34,943
SINK YOUR PUTT.
1730
01:28:39,848 --> 01:28:43,852
NOW. DO IT NOW. NOW!
1731
01:28:54,262 --> 01:28:56,399
NOW! NOW!
1732
01:29:01,870 --> 01:29:03,806
YOU CAN DO IT!
1733
01:29:03,806 --> 01:29:05,073
DO IT!
1734
01:29:05,073 --> 01:29:07,576
NOW! DO IT NOW!
1735
01:29:11,380 --> 01:29:12,881
DO IT!
1736
01:29:16,685 --> 01:29:17,686
AH!
1737
01:29:23,626 --> 01:29:26,094
NA NA NA NA...
1738
01:29:26,094 --> 01:29:27,496
NA NA NA...
1739
01:29:27,496 --> 01:29:29,231
NA NA NA NA NA...
1740
01:29:29,231 --> 01:29:31,400
NA NA NA NA NA...
1741
01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:32,635
NA NA NA NA NA...
1742
01:29:32,635 --> 01:29:35,003
NA NA NA NA NA...
1743
01:29:35,003 --> 01:29:37,105
NA NA NA NA NA...
1744
01:29:37,105 --> 01:29:39,174
NA NA NA NA!
1745
01:29:39,174 --> 01:29:40,843
YAY!YAY!
1746
01:29:40,843 --> 01:29:42,044
YAY!
1747
01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:43,712
HA HA HA!
1748
01:29:45,414 --> 01:29:48,383
NO!
1749
01:29:48,383 --> 01:29:50,886
HE STILL MIGHT
SINK HIS PUTT.
1750
01:29:50,886 --> 01:29:52,721
WE WOULD TIE.
1751
01:30:07,870 --> 01:30:11,674
FATHER, A WORD.
1752
01:30:11,674 --> 01:30:14,677
THIS PUTT
IS VERY SIMPLE
1753
01:30:14,677 --> 01:30:16,879
AND VERY
STRAIGHT.
1754
01:30:16,879 --> 01:30:19,281
JUST TAP IT.
1755
01:30:19,281 --> 01:30:20,883
TAP IT.
1756
01:30:20,883 --> 01:30:23,418
JUST TAP IT.
1757
01:30:23,418 --> 01:30:27,289
A TINY, TINY TAP.
1758
01:30:27,289 --> 01:30:28,691
TINY TAP.
1759
01:30:28,691 --> 01:30:32,495
A TINY, TINY,
TINY TAP.
1760
01:30:33,929 --> 01:30:36,198
HELLO!
1761
01:30:42,304 --> 01:30:43,806
AH!
1762
01:30:43,806 --> 01:30:45,508
OH...
1763
01:30:49,211 --> 01:30:51,514
LOST BALL,
WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
1764
01:30:51,514 --> 01:30:53,916
WE WIN!
YOU LOSE!
1765
01:30:56,619 --> 01:30:59,555
HEY, CHANDLER,
NICE TOUCH.
1766
01:31:02,725 --> 01:31:04,727
EXCUSE ME, MR. SOMETHING.
1767
01:31:04,727 --> 01:31:07,930
MIGHT I TROUBLE YOU
FOR A SCALPEL
1768
01:31:07,930 --> 01:31:09,898
OR SOME FORCEPS
1769
01:31:09,898 --> 01:31:13,001
OR MAYBE EVEN
A PAIR OF PLIERS?
1770
01:31:13,001 --> 01:31:17,005
I HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE
GETTING OUT OF THE ROUGHS.
1771
01:31:17,005 --> 01:31:20,008
DAMN IF I DIDN'T
ACCIDENTALLY SHOOT MYSELF
1772
01:31:20,008 --> 01:31:23,378
WITH A POISON-TIPPED
CROSSBOW DART.
1773
01:31:23,378 --> 01:31:26,749
IF I PULL THE ARROW OUT,
1774
01:31:26,749 --> 01:31:32,955
WILL YOU PLEASE
SUCK OUT THE POISON FOR ME?
1775
01:31:34,757 --> 01:31:37,359
LET ME
GET THIS STRAIGHT.
1776
01:31:37,359 --> 01:31:40,563
YOU PULL IT OUT,
I SUCK.
1777
01:31:41,630 --> 01:31:45,668
IS THERE ANY MONEY
IN IT FOR ME?
1778
01:31:45,668 --> 01:31:48,370
OH, TOUGH COURSE.
1779
01:31:48,370 --> 01:31:50,773
IT WAS A TINY TAP.
1780
01:31:50,773 --> 01:31:53,976
LOOK AT YOU.
YOU BURNED YOUR SWEATER.
1781
01:31:53,976 --> 01:31:55,844
HA HA HA HA!
1782
01:31:55,844 --> 01:32:00,248
HOW COULD YOU MARRY A MAN
WITH A TERRIBLE SHORT GAME?
1783
01:32:00,248 --> 01:32:02,184
OH, SHUT UP,
MARY FRANCIS--
1784
01:32:02,184 --> 01:32:05,588
SPOILED, SNOTTY,
SUPERFICIAL
LITTLE BITCH.
1785
01:32:05,588 --> 01:32:07,656
WHAT?
1786
01:32:07,656 --> 01:32:09,792
TODD. TODD.
OH, DRAT.
1787
01:32:09,792 --> 01:32:12,795
I GUESS THIS MEANS
YOU WON'T BE GOING
1788
01:32:12,795 --> 01:32:15,030
TO BUNNY SKYLER'S BRUNCH.
1789
01:32:15,030 --> 01:32:18,000
OH...
1790
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:19,401
[CRASH]
1791
01:32:19,401 --> 01:32:24,006
BBB...YEAH.
1792
01:32:24,006 --> 01:32:25,574
OH.
1793
01:32:25,574 --> 01:32:27,542
AW.
1794
01:32:27,542 --> 01:32:29,411
MMM...
1795
01:32:29,411 --> 01:32:30,946
YEAH.
1796
01:32:30,946 --> 01:32:34,016
OH. HUH.
1797
01:32:34,016 --> 01:32:37,152
WOW!
1798
01:32:37,152 --> 01:32:41,023
HEY, BABY.
1799
01:32:41,023 --> 01:32:44,026
YE-YE-YI!
1800
01:32:45,427 --> 01:32:48,030
OH.
1801
01:32:48,030 --> 01:32:50,432
MMM...YEAH.
1802
01:32:50,432 --> 01:32:52,601
CHA CHA CHA.
1803
01:32:52,601 --> 01:32:56,538
* HAVE YOU BEEN THINKIN' *
1804
01:32:56,538 --> 01:33:00,809
* NOTHIN' EVER CHANGES? *
1805
01:33:00,809 --> 01:33:03,411
* CAN'T FIGHT THE FEELIN' *
1806
01:33:03,411 --> 01:33:06,949
* WHEN YOU KNOW IT'S RIGHT *
1807
01:33:06,949 --> 01:33:11,820
* OH, I JUST WANT TO
SEE YOU SMILE *
1808
01:33:11,820 --> 01:33:15,223
* NO RUNNING AWAY
FROM LOVE *
1809
01:33:15,223 --> 01:33:17,292
* TURN ON *
1810
01:33:17,292 --> 01:33:19,094
* TURN ON THE BEAT BOX *
1811
01:33:19,094 --> 01:33:23,298
* BABY, WE'RE WALKIN'
ON THE PARTY LINE *
1812
01:33:23,298 --> 01:33:25,300
* CRANK IT UP *
1813
01:33:25,300 --> 01:33:27,002
* AND LET THE MUSIC *
1814
01:33:27,002 --> 01:33:32,107
* TURN EVERY NIGHT
INTO A SATURDAY NIGHT *
1815
01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:36,578
* WHENEVER YOU'RE READY *
1816
01:33:36,578 --> 01:33:40,849
* WE'LL BE ROCKIN' STEADY *
1817
01:33:40,849 --> 01:33:43,451
* YOU'RE GONNA GET LUCKY *
1818
01:33:43,451 --> 01:33:48,724
* LEAVIN' IT ALL BEHIND *
1819
01:33:48,724 --> 01:33:52,594
* TIME'S TICKIN' AWAY *
1820
01:33:52,594 --> 01:33:56,732
* IT'S ANOTHER SATURDAY *
1821
01:33:56,732 --> 01:33:59,401
* SO IT'S TIME TO PLAY *
1822
01:33:59,401 --> 01:34:03,305
* OUT ON THE PARTY LINE *
1823
01:34:03,305 --> 01:34:08,143
* OH, I JUST WANT TO
SEE YOU SMILE *
1824
01:34:08,143 --> 01:34:11,479
* FORGET ABOUT YESTERDAY *
1825
01:34:11,479 --> 01:34:13,682
* ALL RIGHT *
1826
01:34:13,682 --> 01:34:16,151
* NOTHING CAN STOP YOU NOW *
1827
01:34:16,151 --> 01:34:19,487
* NO RUNNING AWAY
FROM LOVE *
1828
01:34:19,487 --> 01:34:21,757
* TURN ON *
1829
01:34:21,757 --> 01:34:23,325
* TURN ON THE BEAT BOX *
1830
01:34:23,325 --> 01:34:27,362
* BABY, WE'RE WALKIN'
ON THE PARTY LINE *
1831
01:34:27,362 --> 01:34:29,765
* CRANK IT UP *
1832
01:34:29,765 --> 01:34:31,299
* AND LET THE MUSIC *
1833
01:34:31,299 --> 01:34:35,704
* TURN EVERY NIGHT
INTO A SATURDAY NIGHT *
1834
01:34:35,704 --> 01:34:37,840
* IT'S ALL RIGHT *
1835
01:34:37,840 --> 01:34:39,141
* TURN ON YOUR BEAT BOX *
1836
01:34:39,141 --> 01:34:43,378
* BABE, ARE YOU READY
FOR A GOOD TIME? *
1837
01:34:43,378 --> 01:34:45,781
* SO COME ON *
1838
01:34:45,781 --> 01:34:47,349
* MOVE WITH THE FEELING *
1839
01:34:47,349 --> 01:34:51,987
* EVERY NIGHT
IS A SATURDAY NIGHT *
1840
01:34:59,661 --> 01:35:01,997
* TURN ON *
1841
01:35:15,677 --> 01:35:17,545
* TURN ON *
1842
01:35:17,545 --> 01:35:19,815
* TURN ON THE BEAT BOX *
1843
01:35:19,815 --> 01:35:23,819
* BABY, WE'RE WALKIN'
ON THE PARTY LINE *
1844
01:35:23,819 --> 01:35:25,954
* CRANK IT UP *
1845
01:35:25,954 --> 01:35:27,823
* AND LET THE MUSIC *
1846
01:35:27,823 --> 01:35:31,827
* TURN EVERY NIGHT
INTO A SATURDAY NIGHT *
1847
01:35:31,827 --> 01:35:34,029
* IT'S ALL RIGHT **
1848
01:35:35,831 --> 01:35:37,632
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS., INC.
1849
01:35:37,632 --> 01:35:39,835
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.
1850
01:35:39,835 --> 01:35:42,037
CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1988
WARNER BROS., INC.
1851
01:35:51,579 --> 01:35:55,851
* I KNOW YOU THINK *
1852
01:35:55,851 --> 01:35:59,454
* I'M NO MATCH
FOR YOU, BABY *
1853
01:35:59,454 --> 01:36:03,058
* TAKIN' IT SLOW *
1854
01:36:03,058 --> 01:36:06,995
* IT'S TOO MUCH
FOR ME TO ANALYZE *
1855
01:36:06,995 --> 01:36:10,999
* STILL ALL RIGHT *
1856
01:36:10,999 --> 01:36:16,004
* HEADIN' INTO THE RHYTHM
OF A SUMMER NIGHT *
1857
01:36:16,004 --> 01:36:19,875
* THE WINDS
OF WILD INSANITY *
1858
01:36:19,875 --> 01:36:22,878
* BLOW WITH ME TONIGHT *
1859
01:36:22,878 --> 01:36:27,015
* SADDLE UP
ALL YOU COWBOYS *
1860
01:36:27,015 --> 01:36:31,887
* GONNA RIDE,
I'M GONNA RIDE *
1861
01:36:31,887 --> 01:36:35,290
* I'M GOIN' ALL THE WAY *
1862
01:36:35,290 --> 01:36:39,227
* SOONER OR LATER,
GOTTA LOVE SOMEBODY *
1863
01:36:39,227 --> 01:36:43,631
* DON'T CARE HOW LONG
IT TAKES *
1864
01:36:43,631 --> 01:36:45,300
* YOU CAN TURN UP
THE HEAT *
1865
01:36:45,300 --> 01:36:47,435
* BUT I'M PLAYIN' IT COOL *
1866
01:36:47,435 --> 01:36:49,304
* I KNOW IT'S HARD
TO BELIEVE *
1867
01:36:49,304 --> 01:36:50,906
* I AIN'T NOBODY'S FOOL *
1868
01:36:50,906 --> 01:36:53,909
* I'M GOIN' ALL THE WAY *
1869
01:36:53,909 --> 01:36:56,511
* OH, YEAH *
1870
01:36:56,511 --> 01:36:58,313
* YEAH *
1871
01:36:58,313 --> 01:37:02,517
* I'M GOIN' ALL THE WAY *
1872
01:37:02,517 --> 01:37:05,187
* I'M NOBODY'S FOOL *
1873
01:37:05,187 --> 01:37:06,588
* NOBODY'S FOOL *
1874
01:37:06,588 --> 01:37:10,392
* DON'T CARE HOW LONG
IT TAKES... **
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