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(upbeat music)
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- I love Charlie Haughey,
he's so mad, you know?
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I was talking to a fellow down
the pub, what's his name now?
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Lovely fella, can't think of him.
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Anyway, I love talking to him.
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He was saying that Charlie Haughey changes
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the tires on his car every six
months, isn't that amazing?
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I love new tires, you know that?
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Love them.
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- Love, love, love love love love love.
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You never tell me you love me.
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- Why would I do that?
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- I'm your wife, Eamon.
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- Okay.
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I'm gonna say this to
you, but I'm only ever
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gonna say it to you the once,
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I'm never gonna tell you that I love ya,
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I told you on the night of
our wedding that I liked ya.
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- That's not enough,
Eamon, it's not enough!
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- Do you know what, there is one part
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of you though, that I do love.
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That black puddin' that you're holding.
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- Too far.
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(bangs)
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(suspenseful music)
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(murmurs in sleep)
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- Why would I stick it in me?
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(mumbles)
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Caught ya!
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Can a man not fall asleep
in his own home anymore,
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without his wife trying
to steal his wallet,
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three to four times a week?
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- You give me no choice Eamon.
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Trying to get money out of you
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is like trying to remember the six
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to eight children's
names, it's impossible!
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- Didn't I just lash out five pounds
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on the young lad's appendix?
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- Get out, out! Shoo, shoo, shoo!
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Shoo, get out.
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He's a weirdo.
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- Probably shouldn't
have got Frank to do it.
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- Eamon, if you don't give me 15 pounds
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to fix my hair, I'll call the guards
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and I'll tell them about that hit and run!
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- I did your mother a favor,
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that's the last time she'll sit out in
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the front of her house again.
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15 pound for a haircut, Jesus Christ,
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who'll be looking at ya?
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- This is the 1980s, no
one, and I mean no one,
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has a bad haircut. (laughs)
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- Get the scissors, I'll cut it for you.
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Get the scissors!
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Go on, get the scissors!
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- Not again, no, no, no, please, Eamon no.
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(funky synthesized music)
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- [Eamon] Oh Jesus.
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- What?
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- Nothin, nothin'.
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(funky synthesized music)
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Stop cryin'!
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- I won't cry, I won't cry.
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- Okay, all done now.
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- It's so short and wispy at the front,
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and long and scraggy at the back.
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I love it, how did you
get it so choppy changey?
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- 15 pound.
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- No problem.
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Eamon, keep the change!
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- Thanks.
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That's my wallet.
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Keep the change.
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(upbeat pop music)
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- Girls are going to be mad jealous.
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- Under no circumstances
are you to tell anyone
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that I cut your hair,
I'd be a laughing stock.
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- I can keep a secret Eamon.
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Sure, I tell nobody that
sometimes in the middle of
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the night, you shout out
Marty Whelan's name in
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a funny voice, I keep that to myself.
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- He is a handsome man.
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Just keep your mouth shut!
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- Got it, I'll keep my mouth shut,
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I won't say a thing. (laughing)
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What do you take me for Eamon?
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Tell people. (scoffing)
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I just love it.
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(doorbell chimes)
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- Eamon, we want a hair--
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- What, it's not my fault that
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the advertisement I put
in the parish newsletter,
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or the radio ad I did made people show up.
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How is that my fault, how, how?
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- I'm not cuttin' their hair Bridget,
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I'm not listening to them shite on.
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- They're willin' to pay
17 pounds a haircut Eamon,
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17 pounds, 'cause you're a man!
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So suck it up, and plow into those bushes
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like you've never plowed before.
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Go, go, go!
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- Come on in 17 pounds, sorry, ladies.
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There's a day's work in that bush, yeah?
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(bright music)
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- [Bridget] She's pregnant!
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- Oh, that's nice.
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Sorry, Eamon, I'd like it a bit
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more Krystle Carrington on the top.
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- What's that?
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- [Concepta] Krystle.
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- You can have water for
crystal for all I care.
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Couldn't give a shite.
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- Concepta, did you hear that?
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She might be pregnant.
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- Very good, yeah.
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Eamon, you aren't forgettin'
about me now are ya?
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- What?
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- I want a bit of lift at the front
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and Sue Ellen at the back.
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- What's that?
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- Sue Ellen, she's in Dallas.
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(sighing)
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- Eh, hello?
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What about me?
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- Bridget, you can finish her off.
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- No she cannot.
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I'm not paying 17 pounds to
have my hair done by a woman.
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I want an Eamon cut.
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- Fine!
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- Did you hear, did you hear?
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Mrs. Prendegas took a
terrible fall outside of mass.
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- You know, when you're
finished doing the two of us,
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you might spend a little
bit of me time on me,
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if you know what I mean, Eamon?
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- No, he doesn't know what you mean.
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- Jesus, Bridget, one of the good things
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about getting your hair done by a man
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is that you can
aggressively flirt with him.
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- No it isn't.
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- Ah, it is, Bridget,
I'd be disappointed now
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if he didn't come onto
me a bit by the end.
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- This is not a brothel.
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(doorbell chimes)
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- Here, hold onto that for a second.
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- Oh.
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(upbeat pop music)
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- Another one, another one.
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- Oh, Father Gabriel, thank God it's you.
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I have so much gossip.
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- Oh, that's nice.
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Is Eamon in?
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- Eamon?
- Yeah, I was kind of hoping
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he could fit me in.
- For what?
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- A hair cut.
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- You're a man.
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- I'm not a man, Bridget.
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I'm a priest.
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- Can you cut hair?
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- Oh my God, well, back
before I was a teeny weeny
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bit forced into the
priesthood by my parents,
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I studied under Vidal
Sassoon for four years.
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I've got a diploma in textural coloring
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from the Hair Design Institute of New York
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under my hairdressing name Zarro.
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So yes, Eamon, I can cut hair.
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- Well take that, finish her
off and get 17 pound off.
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- Oh no, but I wanted Eamon.
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- You're getting the A.
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- Oh-ah-ah-ah!
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Zarro, Zarro, Zarro!
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- Oh, okay.
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- Oh, Father, did you hear?
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Mrs. Prendegas took a
terrible fall outside of mass
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and they don't know who's
going to get the house now.
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I think it's going to be
her nephew in America.
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What do you think, Father?
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- Not now, Bridget, I'm working.
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- But Father.
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- Firstly, when I'm at
the chair, I'm Zarro.
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And secondly, get me a coffee.
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- Zarro, I have the most amazing gossip.
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Do you want to hear my gossip.
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Does anybody want to hear
my most amazing gossip?
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- Concepta, did you hear Mrs. Prendegas
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had a fall outside of mass?
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- (gasps) No, I didn't hear that.
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- I know.
- I said that.
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I literally just said that.
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- Nobody wants to get their
hair done by a woman anymore.
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That's so lame.
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(doorbell chimes)
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So, Eamon, did you hear about
this new vegetable broccoli?
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- Couldn't give a shite.
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(knocking)
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- I suppose you're here to become
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a sex-crazed hairdresser, too?
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- No, I just called around to see if Eamon
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was coming out to play,
but that sounds good.
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- Can you cut hair?
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- I burnt the all the
hair off me back one time,
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if that's any good.
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- Close enough.
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- Well he'll need a name before
he touches anyone, Eamon.
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- I have a name, I'm Frank.
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- No, a hairdresser name.
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- Like a name off the telly.
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- Airwolf.
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- No, like a name.
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Like MacGyver of Bobby Ewing.
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- Airwolf.
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- Airwolf's a helicopter, Frank.
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Like Crockett or Tubbs.
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- No, what, you know what?
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I think it works.
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Airwolf.
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- I like Airwolf.
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- [Eamon] Right, Airwolf, take that.
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Go finish off that one
and get 17 pound off her.
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- [Bridget] Maybe I could be
The Fall Guy and help out.
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- Jesus Christ, woman, where is my coffee?
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Airwolf, would you like something?
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- Yeah, a tea, but put it in a coffee mug
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so that I look cool, you know.
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- I'd love a cornish if it
wasn't too much trouble.
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- Zarro would like to know
where the fuck is his coffee!
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(cries)
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(angelic music)
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- Is that a flesh wound?
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- Yeah, so's that one there, though.
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- Hello, everybody, I'm off
to the mammy's for two weeks
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with this here black
pudding and I just want
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to clearly state that these two things
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have absolutely nothing
in common whatsoever.
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Okay, bye.
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- Who was that, Eam?
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- No idea, just keep
hackin' away, Airwolf.
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(upbeat hip-hop music)
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- Gonna have to close.
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- Well, we could bring down the numbers
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and charge a little more?
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- Or we could get Frank
to come in and help us.
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- You are Frank.
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- No, I'm Airwolf.
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- No, you are Frank.
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Them women out there think
they're getting their
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hair cut by Airwolf.
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Nobody wants to get
their hair cut by Frank.
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- Okay, well, I can get Frank to come in
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and he can pretend to be Knight Rider.
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- Frank, you are Airwolf!
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Airwolf is Frank!
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You can't be Airwolf and Knight Rider.
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No one here is going to be Knight Rider.
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Do you understand that?
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- But I'm ...
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And you're Eamon.
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- Yes.
- And what are you?
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Are you a detective or a submarine or
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what are ya, like what
channel are you on, what?
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- Why would I be a submarine?
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- I don't know, do you
help the world, what's...
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- I'm cuttin' people's hair!
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- I think he's talkin' to you, Zarro.
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- I'm not talkin' to Zarro,
I'm talking to Frank.
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I don't even know who
I'm talking to anymore.
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(knocking)
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- Not now, please.
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We're in the middle of
an existential debate.
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- How are you lads?
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I hear you're lookin' for a hairdresser.
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I'm a man.
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(upbeat rock music)
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- [Eamon] So where are you from?
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- Du...
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(snorts)
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Dublin.
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- Oh, I have a cousin in Sanderford.
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Do you know her?
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- Eh, does a man from
Dublin drink out of ris-day?
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- Does he?
- Yeah, oh yeah.
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And a barrel of port of resopa.
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- What's your name?
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- Sandy.
- Sandy?
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What's your surname?
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- Ford.
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- Sandy Ford.
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- Sandy Ford, that's me,
true blue in any ways.
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- Do you have any qualifications?
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- I do, I do, I do.
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From Carlo, Carlo, Monte Carlo.
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I've a bleedin' degree
in amazin' hairdressin'
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for women who won't shut bleedin' up.
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- It's so true, why
won't women just shut up?
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- Because maybe they need
to express themselves
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so they feel okay about themselves.
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- What?
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- Women are dopes.
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(laughing)
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- [Eamon] You can say that again.
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- They're dopes.
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- No, Frank, it's a figure of speech.
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- Eh, Airwolf.
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- What?
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- My name's Airwolf now.
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- Airwolf, go into the livin' room
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and get me invisible comb.
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- Okay.
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- Lads, I love being a man.
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I love lookin' at women's arses.
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And thinkin' about shakin'
on with her boobies.
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No offense, Father.
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- Oh, excuse me, no, I'm Zarro.
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- Hold on, how did you
know he was a priest?
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- Because when I went down to (mumbles).
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I'm on shift at Teresa now.
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- What? When? Where? How?
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- One night on O'collin branch
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when I was sippin' a
pint of the black stuff.
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We found O'Brien and Brendanbee
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and noticing in the rocky road,
and I love the bleedin' cup.
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Oh, and Zarro, I once
cut Marty Whelan's hair.
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- Oh Lady of Guadalupe.
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Oh, what did it feel like?
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Was it as soft as the spring
jewel on a snowdrop's petal?
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- Softer.
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- [Both] You've got the job.
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- What are you doing?
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- I got the invisible comb.
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Oh, no, there it is.
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- [Eamon] Do you have 17 pounds?
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If so, come down to the
hottest new hair salon
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in the mid Midlands.
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Eamon's Hairdressers.
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Our team of all men
hairdressers are standin'
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by to cut and blow dry your hair
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for 17 pounds.
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(upbeat pop music)
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Zorro.
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- I specialize in holiday hair.
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Now if you smell any smoke
come straight back out.
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- [Eamon] 17 pounds!
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Airwolf.
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- I do the other ones and
I cut their hair as well.
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- Oh!
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- [Eamon] 17 pounds.
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Before you ask, yes, we
do all styles of hair.
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Choppy changey and the
other one that's more flat.
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17 pounds, guaranteed!
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And the newest member
of the team, Sandy Ford,
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from Sandyford in Dublin.
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- I have a pain in me bollocks
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'cause I have testicles because I'm a man.
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- Eamon's Hairdressers, a cut above.
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We also offer a limited
downstairs trimmin' service.
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(laughing)
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I remember one time I told
Bridget that her mother had died
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after lookin' in the wind.
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(laughing)
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She started cryin'.
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(laughing)
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I remember one time I pretended
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that I ran off with
her good-lookin' niece.
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And I told her I got her pregnant.
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She started cryin'. (laughing)
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- Really?
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(laughing)
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- I remember one time
I told her Johnny Logan
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called to the house and she missed him,
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and she started cryin'.
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(laughing)
371
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- That was too far.
- What?
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00:14:52,138 --> 00:14:55,308
- I like ridin' in the car with women.
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- She just can't take a joke.
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- Yeah, that was really funny.
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- Wouldn't mind, but I'm doin' all this
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hairdressin' malarkey for her.
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- Are ya, are, are ya?
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00:15:06,493 --> 00:15:08,243
- Yeah, I'm savin' up all the money
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and buyin' her a brand-new kitchen.
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- Wha?
- Oh yeah.
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Top of the line stuff,
Formica the whole way.
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00:15:17,318 --> 00:15:18,288
- And a microwave?
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00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:20,941
- Oh yeah, I'm gonna get her a microwave.
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00:15:20,942 --> 00:15:23,282
And lino, wall-to-wall lino.
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- Would you let her pick out the lino?
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- [Eamon] Oh, she can pick out the lino.
387
00:15:28,519 --> 00:15:30,079
- And what about gettin'
rid of the curtains
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and gettin' her roller blinds?
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- She's not gettin' blinds!
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00:15:32,779 --> 00:15:34,819
- Forget I said anything
about roller blinds.
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Just keep talkin', keep talkin'.
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- Beautiful double drainer sink.
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- Oh, Jesus.
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- [Eamon] And you know why
I'm gonna do it for her?
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- Why?
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- So she can stay in
there and leave me alone!
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00:15:46,349 --> 00:15:47,969
(sniffing)
398
00:15:47,966 --> 00:15:49,466
Do I smell black puddin'?
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00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:51,375
- My wee-wee is caught.
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00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:55,433
I need to go for bleedin' slashin', oh.
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00:15:55,429 --> 00:15:57,679
(sniffing)
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00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,168
- It's 99 red balloons.
403
00:16:01,165 --> 00:16:03,995
Why would someone have 99 baboons?
404
00:16:04,994 --> 00:16:07,934
Sandy, what are you doin'?
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00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,975
- Just havin' a piss,
lads, be out in a minute.
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00:16:10,978 --> 00:16:11,978
- Oh my God.
407
00:16:14,149 --> 00:16:18,229
Frank, we've been doin'
it wrong all these years.
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00:16:19,884 --> 00:16:21,634
♫ 99 red baboons
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00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:22,885
- Balloons!
410
00:16:22,886 --> 00:16:23,806
Balloons!
(farting)
411
00:16:23,807 --> 00:16:25,647
- Sorry, there lad.
412
00:16:25,645 --> 00:16:27,525
- [TV Host] We of course have Bono of U2.
413
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:30,129
And when I told some young
friends of mine today
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00:16:30,132 --> 00:16:31,522
that we actually had Bono with us--
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00:16:31,517 --> 00:16:32,757
- What are you doing?
416
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,959
- Eh, just tidying up, Eamon.
417
00:16:34,955 --> 00:16:36,535
- Tidying up, that's what women are for.
418
00:16:36,536 --> 00:16:38,196
(laughing)
419
00:16:38,204 --> 00:16:40,124
- Yeah, bleedin' dicks.
420
00:16:41,331 --> 00:16:42,161
(cup shattering)
421
00:16:42,164 --> 00:16:44,414
(laughing)
422
00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:46,970
- Do you know what you
should do while your at it?
423
00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:48,427
You can smash those ornaments.
424
00:16:48,431 --> 00:16:49,941
Can't stand those yolks.
425
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:50,882
- The ornaments?
426
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:51,997
You mean those little things she's been
427
00:16:52,003 --> 00:16:53,553
collecting for years and probably has fair
428
00:16:53,552 --> 00:16:56,112
sentimental value to her now in anyways?
429
00:16:56,112 --> 00:16:57,992
- When she's out I rearrange them
430
00:16:57,985 --> 00:16:59,285
'cause I know it annoys her.
431
00:16:59,287 --> 00:17:01,927
(laughing)
432
00:17:01,928 --> 00:17:03,338
- You're dead.
433
00:17:03,344 --> 00:17:06,594
Ly, deadly. (laughing)
434
00:17:09,813 --> 00:17:10,993
- Do you see this duck?
435
00:17:10,993 --> 00:17:12,903
This is her most prized possession.
436
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,121
- Yeah.
- In the entire house.
437
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:14,950
Smash it.
438
00:17:14,953 --> 00:17:17,233
(dramatic music)
439
00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:18,533
(laughing)
440
00:17:18,532 --> 00:17:23,072
- Yeah, or I could give
it a good bleedin' dust
441
00:17:23,071 --> 00:17:24,241
and put it back where it belongs.
442
00:17:24,236 --> 00:17:25,826
That'll show her bleedin' tick.
443
00:17:25,825 --> 00:17:27,415
- Smash it.
444
00:17:27,418 --> 00:17:29,668
(laughing)
445
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:35,760
- Oh, look, there's bleedin'
Vasser now on the Late Late.
446
00:17:35,761 --> 00:17:39,721
- Oh, they're amazing,
you're amazing, Sandy.
447
00:17:39,719 --> 00:17:41,259
We will make love.
448
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,091
- Eamon.
449
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:43,694
- If Foster and Allen don't play their
450
00:17:43,692 --> 00:17:46,292
chart-toppin' hit We Will Make Love,
451
00:17:46,293 --> 00:17:50,463
I'm not watching the Late
Late Show ever again, shite.
452
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,000
- Ah, yeah, into the scratcher.
453
00:17:56,004 --> 00:17:58,004
Oh yeah, here we go now.
454
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,100
Befores I need to use your jacks.
455
00:18:02,104 --> 00:18:06,454
Don't wait up, I might be
awhile pullin' me self together,
456
00:18:06,446 --> 00:18:08,446
if you know what I mean.
457
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:14,880
- Kay's catalog, Page 234,
summer nightie section.
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00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:16,735
Here, take a by rollin' with ya.
459
00:18:16,736 --> 00:18:18,646
You can draw in the bits you can't see.
460
00:18:18,650 --> 00:18:21,430
- Ah yeah, a crossword, I
love a bleedin' crossword.
461
00:18:21,432 --> 00:18:23,352
I'm very good, very good.
462
00:18:23,346 --> 00:18:25,596
See you now, don't wait up.
463
00:18:26,717 --> 00:18:29,157
You go asleep now, okay?
464
00:18:29,157 --> 00:18:29,987
See ya.
465
00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:35,936
- What's that stickin' into me back?
466
00:18:35,944 --> 00:18:37,934
- That's just me big,
black sausage, Eamon.
467
00:18:37,925 --> 00:18:40,155
- All right, shouldn't be black.
468
00:18:40,164 --> 00:18:41,504
Should get that seen to.
469
00:18:41,504 --> 00:18:44,294
- Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that.
470
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,880
It's just, I've never seen one with
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00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:49,020
the lights on before, you know.
472
00:18:49,019 --> 00:18:51,259
- Jesus, it smells amazing, what is it?
473
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,406
- Ah, yeah, that's me.
474
00:18:52,413 --> 00:18:55,463
Me, ah, de, de, de, Ode de Puddin'
475
00:18:55,455 --> 00:18:57,775
by Cologne de Kilty, you know?
476
00:18:57,778 --> 00:18:58,858
It's great stuff you know
- All right,
477
00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:00,350
Ode de Puddin' by Cologne de Kilty.
478
00:19:00,354 --> 00:19:01,544
- Yeah, yeah.
479
00:19:01,535 --> 00:19:04,105
- God, it smells good enough to eat.
480
00:19:04,106 --> 00:19:07,856
Frank smells of false
teeth and Socky Sweets.
481
00:19:11,678 --> 00:19:13,308
- Take your bleedin' hand away from there,
482
00:19:13,307 --> 00:19:15,807
before I bleedin' chop it off.
483
00:19:19,539 --> 00:19:20,959
You know, the way we've been getting on
484
00:19:20,964 --> 00:19:23,654
really bleedin' well, I
was thinkin' maybe tonight
485
00:19:23,651 --> 00:19:25,031
we could go out for a party dinner
486
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:27,951
on you dear, tonight nice?
487
00:19:27,952 --> 00:19:29,292
- Have you not got some
young on you can bring out
488
00:19:29,287 --> 00:19:31,147
and get sick over after a few pints?
489
00:19:31,154 --> 00:19:33,444
- These bleeding young
ones haven't a clue,
490
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,260
what I want is a woman whose
body has been destroyed
491
00:19:36,264 --> 00:19:38,734
by six to eight bleedin'
kids, who has great hair,
492
00:19:38,733 --> 00:19:42,123
and can hoover a whole house
in under 23 minutes, you know?
493
00:19:42,121 --> 00:19:45,111
- Like Noreen?
- Like Noreen?
494
00:19:45,112 --> 00:19:46,502
I heard when she pisses it comes out
495
00:19:46,503 --> 00:19:48,573
in two streams, it's in bits.
496
00:19:48,571 --> 00:19:50,571
- I think she likes you.
497
00:19:53,246 --> 00:19:55,726
No, I could be wrong, but
I'll ask her if you want.
498
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,608
- No, I mean we all go out in a big gang,
499
00:19:58,608 --> 00:20:01,548
it'd be one big mad bleedin' laugh.
500
00:20:01,546 --> 00:20:03,216
- Oh yeah, I get ya, like me and Bridget
501
00:20:03,217 --> 00:20:05,127
and you and Noreen.
- Oh yeah.
502
00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:06,945
- Like you and Noreen.
503
00:20:06,946 --> 00:20:08,796
Me and Bridget, you and Noreen,
504
00:20:08,797 --> 00:20:09,957
Oh I get ya.
- Yeah.
505
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,129
What?
- Oh yeah, I get ya.
506
00:20:15,176 --> 00:20:16,996
- I tell you one thing Noreen, right?
507
00:20:16,999 --> 00:20:20,339
If this man here was a
woman, he'd be gone like,
508
00:20:20,336 --> 00:20:24,316
he'd be gone like, he'd be gone
like a click of the fingers.
509
00:20:24,317 --> 00:20:28,467
- So, tell me Sandy, do you like ridin'?
510
00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:30,867
- Jesus Christ, Nory, will you slow down?
511
00:20:30,874 --> 00:20:33,044
- I love it, I've only had
a go of a donkey in Timor,
512
00:20:33,035 --> 00:20:34,905
but I'd love to straddle a stallion.
513
00:20:34,908 --> 00:20:38,238
- Oh yeah, I'd suppose
I'd go on a horse and a--
514
00:20:38,243 --> 00:20:41,103
- Well you two lovebirds get a room.
515
00:20:41,095 --> 00:20:42,685
Or get married first, then get a room.
516
00:20:42,686 --> 00:20:45,126
Actually, don't get
married, you know what,
517
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:47,330
the worse thing I ever
did was getting married.
518
00:20:47,327 --> 00:20:50,657
Never get married, she'll wreck your head
519
00:20:50,662 --> 00:20:53,932
and ruin your big poetry
slash Celtic Rock career.
520
00:20:53,925 --> 00:20:55,255
- Or maybe she had a career and ailing
521
00:20:55,256 --> 00:20:57,286
is that you have to give up.
522
00:20:57,293 --> 00:20:59,053
- How did you know that?
523
00:20:59,046 --> 00:21:02,626
You know me so well and she
keeps harping on about it,
524
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:06,105
"Oh my life is important",
who told you that?
525
00:21:06,114 --> 00:21:08,554
Because it's not, you
know what I mean, no?
526
00:21:08,554 --> 00:21:11,484
You know what, you should move
in with me, I'd love that.
527
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,599
We could have more
conversations like this.
528
00:21:13,602 --> 00:21:16,272
- Maybe I will, or maybe I have.
529
00:21:18,852 --> 00:21:22,752
- Great, my work here is done,
I leave you knock out a deal,
530
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:23,850
you can use the house if you want.
531
00:21:23,846 --> 00:21:26,276
- No, I mean we can't!
- Why not?
532
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:30,430
- Because ... I need
to talk to you, Eamon.
533
00:21:30,430 --> 00:21:33,600
- Okay, I'll just pop to the ladies.
534
00:21:33,601 --> 00:21:35,481
- What is with the pee.
535
00:21:35,477 --> 00:21:38,527
Eamon, you can't leave with
a whore, you just can't.
536
00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:40,150
Why don't we get pints,
get two more pints,
537
00:21:40,146 --> 00:21:41,716
and put on MacGyver?
538
00:21:41,724 --> 00:21:44,614
- You get me Sandy Ford.
- I know.
539
00:21:44,609 --> 00:21:45,989
- If only we could.
540
00:21:45,991 --> 00:21:48,491
- If only we could what Eamon?
541
00:21:49,849 --> 00:21:53,639
- If only we could, stop,
no, wait, it's stupid.
542
00:21:53,636 --> 00:21:55,386
- I think I know what you're going to say,
543
00:21:55,386 --> 00:21:57,886
but I need to hear you say it.
544
00:21:58,753 --> 00:21:59,843
- Sandy Ford.
545
00:22:01,401 --> 00:22:02,581
I think I--
546
00:22:02,582 --> 00:22:05,152
- Right, I've emptied the tanks.
547
00:22:05,148 --> 00:22:07,708
No excuses, Sandy, you've
got a clear go at the runway.
548
00:22:07,709 --> 00:22:10,479
- Oh Jesus, I hope that's
not an innuendo, Noreen.
549
00:22:10,475 --> 00:22:13,815
- I'm pleased to say it is, Eamon.
550
00:22:13,823 --> 00:22:15,163
Come on.
- Eamon.
551
00:22:18,021 --> 00:22:18,851
Oh!
552
00:22:21,193 --> 00:22:24,323
- Jesus, I love the smell of that man.
553
00:22:24,323 --> 00:22:27,573
- Oh Jesus, let me get me Valium first.
554
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,280
- How'd you know they were in there?
555
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,680
- Is it not where most
women bleedin' keep 'em?
556
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,900
- Oh, you know women so well Sandy Ford.
557
00:22:35,895 --> 00:22:38,615
You don't need a map, you've
cut down plenty bushes
558
00:22:38,623 --> 00:22:41,033
with your thick machete I'd say.
559
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,936
- Nora, are we talking about sex?
560
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:45,394
Because I did work in a
garden center one summer.
561
00:22:45,386 --> 00:22:48,156
- Oh, take me now, do
what you want with me!
562
00:22:48,155 --> 00:22:50,565
- (grunts) Let's go
shopping, look at wallpaper
563
00:22:50,567 --> 00:22:52,957
and bitch about people behind their backs!
564
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:57,290
- Oh you've got free entry
to club Noreen tonight
565
00:22:57,286 --> 00:22:59,456
and you're in luck
because it's ladies night.
566
00:22:59,463 --> 00:23:01,863
- Oh, will you stop with the innuendos?
567
00:23:01,863 --> 00:23:04,763
I don't know if I have free
entry into a disco or what?
568
00:23:04,755 --> 00:23:07,275
- Oh you do, you do, you
can throw your jacket
569
00:23:07,275 --> 00:23:08,745
in the cloth comber, I prefer to get
570
00:23:08,752 --> 00:23:10,462
straight to the janitor driving.
571
00:23:10,455 --> 00:23:14,115
- No, no, no, no, the
nightclub, discos parallels
572
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,680
are just not working for me,
they're not, they're not.
573
00:23:16,675 --> 00:23:19,045
- Well, it's working for me love,
574
00:23:19,054 --> 00:23:20,884
you've gotten to blouse number two, Sandy!
575
00:23:20,878 --> 00:23:22,668
- (screams)
576
00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:25,927
- Stop the lights, Noreen,
you're getting off.
577
00:23:25,926 --> 00:23:27,546
He's mine.
578
00:23:27,550 --> 00:23:28,930
- I'll play three in din lads,
579
00:23:28,929 --> 00:23:30,599
and I don't mind going in goals.
580
00:23:30,599 --> 00:23:34,339
- Will you stop with the
terrible innuendos, please?
581
00:23:34,339 --> 00:23:35,889
- Eamon.
- Sandy.
582
00:23:35,886 --> 00:23:37,106
- Eamon.
- Sandy.
583
00:23:37,113 --> 00:23:38,373
- Eamon.
- What?
584
00:23:38,368 --> 00:23:39,798
- Shut up, Noreen.
585
00:23:39,795 --> 00:23:40,685
Sandy, I don't know how to say this,
586
00:23:40,692 --> 00:23:43,622
so I'm just gonna say how
I normally say things.
587
00:23:43,617 --> 00:23:46,337
But you get me, Sandy Ford, you know?
588
00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:48,051
You know exactly what I'm about to say,
589
00:23:48,048 --> 00:23:50,168
directly after I've just said it.
590
00:23:50,165 --> 00:23:52,885
You make me laugh out loud
and sometimes not so loud
591
00:23:52,886 --> 00:23:54,916
and sometimes between
not so loud and loud,
592
00:23:54,922 --> 00:23:57,362
kind of medium type of loudness.
593
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:59,109
But I want to be with you and I know
594
00:23:59,108 --> 00:24:03,018
you want to be with me, some
kind of together type scenario.
595
00:24:03,017 --> 00:24:06,717
I love you, Sand Ford and
I don't care who hears it.
596
00:24:06,722 --> 00:24:08,792
Apart from the vast
majority of the village.
597
00:24:08,786 --> 00:24:11,226
- I knew you loved me!
598
00:24:11,230 --> 00:24:15,920
- For f's sake, you have
to ruin everything on me!
599
00:24:15,915 --> 00:24:18,475
Can a man not fall in
love with another man
600
00:24:18,476 --> 00:24:21,736
in his own home anymore without
his wife ruining it on him!
601
00:24:21,739 --> 00:24:24,339
- But you fell in love with me Eamon.
602
00:24:24,342 --> 00:24:26,992
- I didn't, I fell in love
with Sandy, bring him back.
603
00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:29,347
- I can't, I'd have glue
back on the mustache.
604
00:24:29,347 --> 00:24:33,937
- Er, what I was feeling just
now, was that glued on too?
605
00:24:33,943 --> 00:24:36,063
- That was the black pudding.
606
00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:40,217
- Well you have to ruin
breakfast on me now as well?
607
00:24:41,179 --> 00:24:42,589
- Would you take your
head out of the oven,
608
00:24:42,592 --> 00:24:45,002
missis Glenna Hasset, the salon is closed.
609
00:24:44,998 --> 00:24:47,578
Himself won't cut hair anymore.
610
00:24:48,503 --> 00:24:52,903
- Oh Sandy (wails) why did you leave me?
611
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:57,070
(sniffs and groans)Oh, Sandy (mumbles)
612
00:25:00,597 --> 00:25:03,177
Sandy. (cries)
613
00:25:07,081 --> 00:25:11,071
(wails) Sandy, why did you leave?
614
00:25:11,068 --> 00:25:14,898
(cries) Why did you leave me?
615
00:25:16,571 --> 00:25:19,071
(cries) Why?
616
00:25:19,121 --> 00:25:23,671
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