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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,168 --> 00:00:01,836 Always fantasize about my murder trial. 2 00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:03,713 I think next time I'll leave little clues. 3 00:00:03,796 --> 00:00:05,131 What do you mean, "next time"? 4 00:00:05,214 --> 00:00:06,257 Hey, listen, I think 5 00:00:06,341 --> 00:00:07,759 you'll remember reverend Diddum. 6 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:10,637 It turns out the reverend is also a lawyer. 7 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,930 I've decided to let him handle my divorce. 8 00:00:13,014 --> 00:00:14,390 Instead of targeting the 9 00:00:14,474 --> 00:00:16,059 ex-husband, we go after the reverend. 10 00:00:16,142 --> 00:00:17,143 The reverend? 11 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:18,895 Three sexual harassment complaints. 12 00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,354 The man has a certain weakness. 13 00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:22,356 What exactly did he say about killing? 14 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:23,775 It makes him feel godly. 15 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:25,985 It was very empowering taking a life. 16 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:28,196 That's not something we can arrest him for. 17 00:00:44,587 --> 00:00:45,588 We need to talk, Alan. 18 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:46,964 No, we don't. You've 19 00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:48,466 refallen for a former boyfriend. 20 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,885 You've decided to go back to him. So be it. 21 00:00:56,182 --> 00:00:59,060 I would like to talk about it. 22 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:00,102 Why? 23 00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:01,812 To put a tidy little bow on it 24 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:03,355 in celebration of the friendship? 25 00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:04,857 We're breaking up, Tara. 26 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:07,568 Let's not turn it into a hallmark moment. 27 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:10,154 At the root of our relationship was a friendship. 28 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,281 That was perhaps your root. 29 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:14,700 For me, it's the little things, 30 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:17,620 sharing a glass of wine as we do the crossword, 31 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:22,249 early morning coffee, listening to books on tape 32 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:25,836 while I teethe on your left breast. 33 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:28,589 Tara? 34 00:01:31,467 --> 00:01:34,018 I'm sorry. 35 00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:35,804 I have little doubt you're 36 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:37,514 doing what's best for you. 37 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,569 I decided not to go back to him. 38 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:47,107 Then what is it we're not talking about? 39 00:01:47,142 --> 00:01:50,652 As much as it might not be him, 40 00:01:50,687 --> 00:01:52,988 I suppose he made me 41 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:55,407 realize that it isn't you either. 42 00:01:55,442 --> 00:01:58,493 As much as I love you and... 43 00:01:58,528 --> 00:02:01,997 I do very much... 44 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,751 I need to move on. 45 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,972 I suppose it's better than moving in. 46 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:14,760 I really believe if a woman is going to move on, 47 00:02:14,795 --> 00:02:17,596 she should be required to move away. 48 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,272 A woman once left me 49 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:23,518 because the way I grunted during sex 50 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:26,625 reminded her of her potbellied pig. 51 00:02:26,660 --> 00:02:29,447 You grunt like a pig during sex? 52 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,526 And when I fell asleep after, 53 00:02:31,561 --> 00:02:33,570 she said I snored like her 54 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:34,828 pig, too. You just can't win. 55 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,698 Relationships end for all sorts of reasons. 56 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,784 The only thing you can do is go fishing. 57 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,332 Cancel the rest of your week, Alan. 58 00:02:45,367 --> 00:02:47,083 I'm taking you to Nimmo bay. 59 00:02:47,118 --> 00:02:48,918 Don't be ridiculous. 60 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:54,591 This is not a meaningful life. 61 00:02:54,626 --> 00:02:55,967 Practicing law, drinking 62 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:57,552 scotch at 9 o'clock in the morning. 63 00:02:57,635 --> 00:03:00,138 Well, maybe the scotch is meaningful. 64 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:02,682 But practicing law, making money, 65 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:05,476 settling petty disputes, 66 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,354 life is in British columbia 67 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:11,149 in the great bear rainforest. 68 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:13,651 God is out there, Alan. 69 00:03:13,686 --> 00:03:16,411 God likes to fish? 70 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:19,198 We need to go to the woods and touch ourselves, 71 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,409 get in touch with ourselves. 72 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:28,291 Man can only truly bond in the woods. 73 00:03:28,326 --> 00:03:30,602 Come on, Alan. 74 00:03:30,637 --> 00:03:32,879 Let's go fishing. 75 00:04:28,892 --> 00:04:31,395 I'm not a good flyer, especially helicopters. 76 00:04:31,430 --> 00:04:34,207 I don't understand the aerodynamics. 77 00:04:34,242 --> 00:04:36,984 And I'm feeling quite inclined to vomit. 78 00:04:37,019 --> 00:04:39,028 There's fish down there, man. 79 00:04:40,195 --> 00:04:41,780 In that case... 80 00:04:52,249 --> 00:04:55,294 Coming up to it. Look. There. 81 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:57,588 The Naiad explorer. 82 00:04:58,213 --> 00:05:02,175 There it is. Nimmo bay! 83 00:05:07,806 --> 00:05:09,398 They're surrendering. 84 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:10,642 Do they think we're attacking? 85 00:05:10,726 --> 00:05:13,729 That's how they welcome the guests. 86 00:05:14,396 --> 00:05:17,357 Denny, this may not be the time but... 87 00:05:17,392 --> 00:05:19,651 I hate nature. 88 00:05:35,375 --> 00:05:37,342 Mrs. Piper? 89 00:05:37,377 --> 00:05:39,462 Detective Stephenson. 90 00:05:39,497 --> 00:05:41,513 - Remember me? - No. 91 00:05:41,548 --> 00:05:43,633 Is there someplace we can talk? 92 00:05:45,176 --> 00:05:46,448 After you came to see us, 93 00:05:46,483 --> 00:05:47,721 we decided to put a tracking 94 00:05:47,804 --> 00:05:49,222 device in Bernard Ferrion's car. 95 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:50,974 He hasn't used it for a week. 96 00:05:51,057 --> 00:05:52,475 We knocked on his door, talked 97 00:05:52,559 --> 00:05:53,977 to neighbors. Nobody's seen him. 98 00:05:54,060 --> 00:05:55,895 We entered his house, looked around. 99 00:05:55,979 --> 00:05:57,564 Seems he's vanished. 100 00:05:57,647 --> 00:06:00,692 Really? Gee. 101 00:06:01,109 --> 00:06:02,735 When was the last time you saw him? 102 00:06:02,770 --> 00:06:04,734 About a week ago, I guess. 103 00:06:04,769 --> 00:06:06,698 I had dinner at his house. 104 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:08,873 Let's see, on Friday. 105 00:06:08,908 --> 00:06:10,869 Yeah, that's the last day anybody saw him. 106 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,617 What did you talk about? 107 00:06:12,652 --> 00:06:14,295 Well, if you must know, 108 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:16,666 I decided to end our friendship. 109 00:06:16,701 --> 00:06:17,830 Maybe he went fishing. 110 00:06:17,865 --> 00:06:18,925 I hear men do that. 111 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:22,380 Did he know that you tried to turn him in? No! 112 00:06:24,215 --> 00:06:25,682 If you hear from him, 113 00:06:25,717 --> 00:06:28,803 - Would you let us know? - Of course. 114 00:06:38,312 --> 00:06:40,690 - I'making progress. - What progress? 115 00:06:40,725 --> 00:06:41,899 Just get him compromised and 116 00:06:41,941 --> 00:06:43,151 proceed directly to blackmail. 117 00:06:43,234 --> 00:06:45,319 Do not pass go... First of 118 00:06:45,403 --> 00:06:47,405 all, I am not about blackmail. 119 00:06:47,488 --> 00:06:48,656 In so many words. 120 00:06:48,739 --> 00:06:50,825 And second, when I decide to screw somebody, 121 00:06:50,908 --> 00:06:54,620 even figuratively, I still like foreplay. Nice. 122 00:06:54,662 --> 00:06:56,414 The man isn't stupid, Garrett. 123 00:06:56,497 --> 00:06:58,541 I need to move slowly. 124 00:06:58,874 --> 00:07:00,835 Please, dear father, give us 125 00:07:00,918 --> 00:07:02,802 the serenity to find accord, 126 00:07:02,837 --> 00:07:05,777 the compassion to find victory and fairness 127 00:07:05,812 --> 00:07:08,718 and to remember that despite our differences, 128 00:07:08,753 --> 00:07:13,187 we remain one man under God. Amen. 129 00:07:13,222 --> 00:07:17,184 Okay. We last left off on vacation allowances. 130 00:07:17,219 --> 00:07:18,932 I still have to deny that. 131 00:07:18,967 --> 00:07:20,646 Well, he was accustomed during 132 00:07:20,729 --> 00:07:22,356 the marriage... As a luxury. 133 00:07:26,235 --> 00:07:28,320 I like that we start with the prayer. 134 00:07:28,355 --> 00:07:30,281 Thank you for that. 135 00:07:35,494 --> 00:07:37,413 You're a nice person. 136 00:07:41,834 --> 00:07:44,545 Can we table the vacation allowance for now 137 00:07:44,580 --> 00:07:47,357 and get back to health insurance? Sure. 138 00:07:47,392 --> 00:07:50,134 Give me a sec to just run these numbers. 139 00:08:05,190 --> 00:08:07,588 10 o'clock, 2 o'clock. 140 00:08:07,623 --> 00:08:09,952 10 o'clock, 2 o'clock. 141 00:08:09,987 --> 00:08:11,662 Make up your mind. What time is it? 142 00:08:11,697 --> 00:08:14,804 Forward cast stops at 10, backcast at 2. 143 00:08:14,839 --> 00:08:17,522 You want to let the rod do the work. 144 00:08:17,557 --> 00:08:20,170 When will it finally be my turn? 145 00:08:20,205 --> 00:08:23,208 You guides aren't very good at sharing. 146 00:08:34,136 --> 00:08:37,180 Okay. It's not a fly swatter. 147 00:08:37,973 --> 00:08:39,523 Where are all the fish? 148 00:08:39,558 --> 00:08:42,352 Can't hit the river until you learn to cast. 149 00:08:42,387 --> 00:08:45,146 Look at you, roughing it in the great outdoors. 150 00:08:45,181 --> 00:08:47,983 - 10 and 2. - Stop with the time. 151 00:08:59,077 --> 00:09:01,795 - Hello, Catherine. - Hello. 152 00:09:01,830 --> 00:09:06,543 - May I help you? - Well, I, uh... 153 00:09:08,878 --> 00:09:14,509 - I may have a situation. - Okay. 154 00:09:15,093 --> 00:09:17,769 I had befriended a man, 155 00:09:17,804 --> 00:09:21,558 Bernard Ferrion, a seemingly benign little person 156 00:09:21,593 --> 00:09:25,019 who had killed both his mother and neighbor 157 00:09:25,054 --> 00:09:27,393 this firm represented him. 158 00:09:27,428 --> 00:09:29,697 Alan got him off both times. 159 00:09:29,732 --> 00:09:33,152 Are you aware of any of this? Some. 160 00:09:33,187 --> 00:09:35,655 Well, at his core, I 161 00:09:35,738 --> 00:09:38,122 maintained Bernard was not evil, 162 00:09:38,157 --> 00:09:41,786 which is, I suppose, in part why I befriended him. 163 00:09:41,821 --> 00:09:44,205 But I suddenly became convinced 164 00:09:44,288 --> 00:09:46,582 he was evil and would kill again. 165 00:09:46,617 --> 00:09:48,289 I went to the police 166 00:09:48,324 --> 00:09:49,961 and revealed some things 167 00:09:50,044 --> 00:09:51,254 that may have been privileged. 168 00:09:51,337 --> 00:09:52,713 I'm sorry about that. 169 00:09:52,797 --> 00:09:55,633 But my conscience... 170 00:09:55,716 --> 00:09:59,178 Anyway, the police said little could be done, 171 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,180 which stunned me, of course. 172 00:10:01,264 --> 00:10:04,100 Well, I became horrified, I suppose, 173 00:10:04,183 --> 00:10:10,106 at the prospect of Bernard taking more human life. 174 00:10:10,773 --> 00:10:13,192 And? 175 00:10:15,194 --> 00:10:17,947 I killed him. 176 00:10:20,533 --> 00:10:23,709 What do you mean, you killed him? 177 00:10:23,744 --> 00:10:26,726 I bludgeoned him with his own skillet. 178 00:10:26,761 --> 00:10:29,673 And now the police are asking questions, 179 00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:34,338 - And I don't know what to do. - Catherine... 180 00:10:34,922 --> 00:10:40,469 - You killed a man? - Yes, dear. 181 00:10:42,763 --> 00:10:46,517 If only your prolonged staring could bring him back. 182 00:10:49,395 --> 00:10:51,105 She doesn't want us to go to the police. 183 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:52,832 She's not looking to turn herself in, 184 00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:54,525 so much as, I guess, she wants to 185 00:10:54,608 --> 00:10:56,193 be prepared should she be arrested. 186 00:10:56,228 --> 00:10:58,619 She killed one of our clients? 187 00:10:58,654 --> 00:11:00,322 First thing we have to make sure of is, 188 00:11:00,405 --> 00:11:02,449 we don't have some legal obligation to report it. 189 00:11:02,533 --> 00:11:04,451 No, we don't. A confession to you is privileged. 190 00:11:04,535 --> 00:11:06,203 What about our duty to Bernard Ferrion? 191 00:11:06,286 --> 00:11:07,496 He was a client. 192 00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,665 I'm not sure our duty there would survive his death. 193 00:11:09,748 --> 00:11:11,500 Hit him on the head with a skillet? 194 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:12,709 At a minimum, it would be a 195 00:11:12,793 --> 00:11:13,835 public relations nightmare 196 00:11:13,919 --> 00:11:15,796 if it got out that we knew and said nothing. 197 00:11:15,879 --> 00:11:17,005 I think we need to convince 198 00:11:17,089 --> 00:11:18,256 her to confess to the police. 199 00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:20,384 I don't think she has any intention of doing that. 200 00:11:20,467 --> 00:11:22,469 - Where's the body? - Evidently, in his basement. 201 00:11:22,552 --> 00:11:25,347 - She just killed him? - Yes, Paul, she killed him. 202 00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:27,015 He's dead. Can we move on? 203 00:11:27,099 --> 00:11:28,642 Tara, is this woman insane. 204 00:11:28,725 --> 00:11:30,852 - Clearly, she must be. - She has to be fired. 205 00:11:30,936 --> 00:11:31,937 No, that would be an 206 00:11:32,020 --> 00:11:33,438 indirect violation of privilege. 207 00:11:33,522 --> 00:11:34,981 If that action could indirectly... 208 00:11:35,065 --> 00:11:37,192 She kills clients! 209 00:11:37,275 --> 00:11:39,361 I think we need to convince her to go to the police. 210 00:11:39,444 --> 00:11:40,570 And if she refuses? 211 00:11:40,654 --> 00:11:41,822 We lie to her, tell her the 212 00:11:41,905 --> 00:11:43,073 police are about to find out. 213 00:11:43,156 --> 00:11:45,867 We can't lie to her, Paul. She's a de facto client. 214 00:11:45,951 --> 00:11:47,786 Doing nothing here could devastate 215 00:11:47,869 --> 00:11:49,621 the moral integrity of this firm. 216 00:11:49,704 --> 00:11:52,290 Where is Alan Shore? He has a relationship with her. 217 00:11:52,374 --> 00:11:53,917 - He's in Canada. - Tara dumped him. 218 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,835 - Is he reachable? - Apparently not. 219 00:11:55,919 --> 00:11:57,420 Well, Shirley, you need to 220 00:11:57,504 --> 00:11:58,922 persuade the woman to confess. 221 00:11:59,005 --> 00:12:02,050 Even if it's to her legal detriment? Yes. 222 00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:04,803 Sometimes the firm has to come first. 223 00:12:13,728 --> 00:12:15,737 You can see them in there. 224 00:12:15,772 --> 00:12:17,941 Look at the crystal-clear water. 225 00:12:18,566 --> 00:12:20,943 My fly went right by his nose. 226 00:12:20,978 --> 00:12:23,286 Eat it, you picky bastard. 227 00:12:23,321 --> 00:12:26,365 Should I be concerned that the guide brought a gun? 228 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,410 Well, you never know when a grizzly will wander out. 229 00:12:30,286 --> 00:12:32,337 Relax. 230 00:12:32,372 --> 00:12:34,088 Just catch a fish, would you please? 231 00:12:34,123 --> 00:12:36,501 Unlike you, I didn't eat back at the lodge. 232 00:12:36,536 --> 00:12:38,541 Who cooks it, by the way? 233 00:12:38,576 --> 00:12:40,546 It's catch and release. 234 00:12:40,581 --> 00:12:41,836 What do you mean? 235 00:12:41,871 --> 00:12:43,091 We let them go. 236 00:12:43,758 --> 00:12:45,259 What do you mean, "we let them go?" 237 00:12:45,294 --> 00:12:47,136 We just traveled 3,500 238 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:49,013 miles. We don't get to eat them? 239 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:52,433 I brought you out here to expose you to, to... 240 00:12:52,468 --> 00:12:55,186 Big fish, which I'm now told we can't eat. 241 00:12:56,020 --> 00:13:00,066 Once you see one and hold one in your hand, 242 00:13:00,101 --> 00:13:01,234 not that you will, because 243 00:13:01,317 --> 00:13:02,797 they're almost impossible to catch, 244 00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:04,278 but I might if the gods favor me. 245 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,155 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait just a second. 246 00:13:06,239 --> 00:13:08,824 Did you say I might not even get one? 247 00:13:08,908 --> 00:13:11,452 It's called fishing, man, not catching. 248 00:13:11,535 --> 00:13:12,662 No, no, no, no. 249 00:13:12,745 --> 00:13:14,121 You haul me halfway across 250 00:13:14,205 --> 00:13:15,539 the world to help me get over 251 00:13:15,623 --> 00:13:18,209 my painful breakup with... 252 00:13:18,292 --> 00:13:20,544 Tara. And now you're 253 00:13:20,628 --> 00:13:22,838 telling me the fish are uncatchable? 254 00:13:22,922 --> 00:13:24,799 By beginners. 255 00:13:24,882 --> 00:13:28,385 I'll get one if you just shut up and let me fish. 256 00:13:39,063 --> 00:13:41,002 - Fish on! - Hey, we got one! 257 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,907 - Look at that! - What do I do? 258 00:13:42,942 --> 00:13:45,194 - Keep it on your line! - All right, tip up! 259 00:13:45,229 --> 00:13:47,578 Don't lose your balance, man. Stand up! 260 00:13:47,613 --> 00:13:50,386 Let it run. He's on your line! Don't horse it in! 261 00:13:50,421 --> 00:13:53,160 Keep your line taut! Fight him, man, fight him! 262 00:13:56,288 --> 00:13:58,081 The odds are, Catherine, 263 00:13:58,116 --> 00:13:59,840 the police will find out. 264 00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:01,960 It is our united feeling that the 265 00:14:02,044 --> 00:14:03,969 best way to achieve the most leniency, 266 00:14:04,004 --> 00:14:06,465 is for you to go to the police of your own accord 267 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,467 and tell them what happened. 268 00:14:09,301 --> 00:14:11,178 You're lying, dear. 269 00:14:11,213 --> 00:14:13,020 Why would I lie? 270 00:14:13,055 --> 00:14:14,473 Because the worst thing 271 00:14:14,556 --> 00:14:15,898 that can happen to this firm, 272 00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:18,518 is for it to become public that one 273 00:14:18,602 --> 00:14:21,605 of your employees murdered a client 274 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:24,608 and you sat on the information. 275 00:14:24,643 --> 00:14:26,658 I may not be a lawyer but, 276 00:14:26,693 --> 00:14:29,925 it seems to me that if I confess, 277 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:33,158 it might make things easier for them. 278 00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:38,628 Catherine, on the one hand, 279 00:14:38,663 --> 00:14:41,750 you tried to introduce Bernard Ferrion to your faith 280 00:14:41,785 --> 00:14:44,520 in the hopes of saving his soul. 281 00:14:44,555 --> 00:14:47,220 But denying this man a funeral, 282 00:14:47,255 --> 00:14:51,280 his opportunity to rest in peace with god, 283 00:14:51,315 --> 00:14:55,305 that isn't in keeping with his salvation. 284 00:14:56,473 --> 00:14:58,398 Did you commit this act 285 00:14:58,433 --> 00:15:04,731 because he was evil or because you are? 286 00:15:04,766 --> 00:15:06,740 Because he was. 287 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,700 Then I would advise you, 288 00:15:08,735 --> 00:15:10,528 do not let his final legacy be 289 00:15:10,612 --> 00:15:12,363 the destruction of your moral 290 00:15:12,398 --> 00:15:14,741 and spiritual character. 291 00:15:15,492 --> 00:15:17,118 This firm will defend you. 292 00:15:17,153 --> 00:15:18,119 I give you my word. 293 00:15:18,203 --> 00:15:21,247 You will have this firm's full resources. 294 00:15:22,373 --> 00:15:24,834 I want Alan Shore. 295 00:15:28,004 --> 00:15:29,672 If I can get him back to the charity at 296 00:15:29,714 --> 00:15:31,341 heart discount of six and a quarter... 297 00:15:31,376 --> 00:15:33,224 I couldn't sell it. 298 00:15:33,259 --> 00:15:35,178 Oh, I have a hard time believing that, Sara. 299 00:15:35,213 --> 00:15:38,306 You seem so incredibly... 300 00:15:38,341 --> 00:15:40,064 compelling. 301 00:15:40,099 --> 00:15:43,895 Surely you can move Denise a little... 302 00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:46,773 perhaps in the way... 303 00:15:46,808 --> 00:15:48,983 you move me. 304 00:15:52,153 --> 00:15:54,495 I'm afraid I'm going to have... 305 00:15:54,530 --> 00:15:56,741 to have another attorney handle this matter. 306 00:15:56,776 --> 00:15:57,790 I beg your pardon? 307 00:15:57,825 --> 00:15:59,577 It's just divorce law isn't my specialty, 308 00:15:59,612 --> 00:16:00,620 and I feel Denise's 309 00:16:00,661 --> 00:16:02,288 interests aren't best being served. 310 00:16:02,323 --> 00:16:03,915 You're doing wonderful work here. 311 00:16:03,998 --> 00:16:05,666 We're almost at a meeting of the minds. 312 00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:09,045 It's not the meeting of the minds that concerns me. 313 00:16:10,004 --> 00:16:12,339 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. 314 00:16:12,374 --> 00:16:14,640 - What did you mean by it? - Nothing. 315 00:16:14,675 --> 00:16:18,012 I apologize. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 316 00:16:21,557 --> 00:16:22,975 Okay. 317 00:16:26,604 --> 00:16:28,481 I'm attracted to you. 318 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:31,754 I mean, I'm not. 319 00:16:31,789 --> 00:16:33,534 I just think I am. 320 00:16:33,569 --> 00:16:36,050 Which is to say, 321 00:16:36,085 --> 00:16:38,532 I have a problem. 322 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,421 Problem? 323 00:16:45,456 --> 00:16:51,170 I shouldn't be litigating with clergy. 324 00:16:51,205 --> 00:16:53,012 What do you mean? 325 00:16:53,047 --> 00:16:55,257 This has to just be between us. 326 00:16:55,292 --> 00:16:56,473 You can't tell your client. 327 00:16:56,508 --> 00:16:58,177 Should it ever get back to my client... 328 00:16:58,212 --> 00:17:00,846 No, I give you my word. 329 00:17:00,929 --> 00:17:03,432 I, um... 330 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:11,148 I have a clergy fetish. 331 00:17:13,984 --> 00:17:16,201 Clergy fetish. 332 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,614 I've been secretly prolonging these 333 00:17:18,697 --> 00:17:20,908 negotiations just to be close to you. 334 00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:29,006 Perhaps I can help. 335 00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:30,500 - You need to leave. - No. Sara... 336 00:17:30,535 --> 00:17:33,211 You need to go now, reverend. 337 00:17:33,295 --> 00:17:35,797 Just go. 338 00:17:46,475 --> 00:17:48,518 - How did we do? - He's ready to fall. 339 00:17:48,553 --> 00:17:51,313 - When? - He'll be back. 340 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:53,481 And I'll close it. 341 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,934 I can't believe I'm here doing this. 342 00:18:08,969 --> 00:18:10,957 Well, we have to at least see the 343 00:18:10,999 --> 00:18:12,417 scene before calling the police. 344 00:18:12,452 --> 00:18:13,626 Why do they always put the 345 00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:15,482 dead bodies in the basement? 346 00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:17,255 So they can still entertain. 347 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,344 Well, there's nothing down here. 348 00:18:23,386 --> 00:18:26,097 Looks like she lied to us. 349 00:18:26,181 --> 00:18:27,515 Look. 350 00:18:32,437 --> 00:18:36,774 Did she say he was in an icebox? Nope. 351 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,409 - Open it. - You open it. 352 00:18:39,444 --> 00:18:41,946 - Why me? - You're a man. Do the math. 353 00:18:46,701 --> 00:18:48,751 Oh, no. I'm not opening it. 354 00:18:48,786 --> 00:18:50,538 I still can't believe I'm even here. 355 00:18:50,573 --> 00:18:52,255 I make over a million dollars a year, 356 00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:55,293 and I'm in a basement looking for a dead midget. 357 00:19:21,902 --> 00:19:24,322 Good job! Another one? 358 00:19:24,357 --> 00:19:25,371 What's he got on? 359 00:19:25,406 --> 00:19:26,747 He's bigger than the last one. 360 00:19:26,782 --> 00:19:29,701 - Look, Denny, look! - I see. I see. 361 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:32,471 Keep your tip up. Tip up. That's it. 362 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:35,172 - Now let him run. - Oh, my god. 363 00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:38,175 I saw his mouth. He had a smile, Denny. 364 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,880 He likes being caught. You see how happy he looked? 365 00:19:40,915 --> 00:19:44,133 Okay, gain some line on her. Reel it in. 366 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:49,096 Hold on. Let me check the drag there. 367 00:19:49,131 --> 00:19:51,730 The guide is bonding. Okay. 368 00:19:51,765 --> 00:19:56,019 This is unbelievable, Denny. You have no idea. 369 00:19:56,054 --> 00:20:00,274 You really should try catching one. Oh, my god. 370 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:19,049 You promised me Alan Shore. 371 00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:22,212 You'll get him as soon as he gets back from Canada. 372 00:20:22,247 --> 00:20:23,637 Well, why can't you just call him? 373 00:20:23,672 --> 00:20:26,884 Because he has his satellite phone turned off. 374 00:20:26,919 --> 00:20:28,468 You'll get him, Catherine. 375 00:20:28,503 --> 00:20:30,060 I promise. 376 00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:32,055 In the meantime, arraignment 377 00:20:32,139 --> 00:20:34,022 is set for 9 A.M. tomorrow. 378 00:20:34,057 --> 00:20:38,270 Between now and then, do not talk to anybody. 379 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,689 And I realize, Catherine, that for you 380 00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:43,504 this represents the challenge of a lifetime. 381 00:20:43,539 --> 00:20:46,236 We need to keep all our defense options open. 382 00:20:46,271 --> 00:20:50,282 And for that to happen, you cannot talk. 383 00:21:04,713 --> 00:21:06,756 Excuse me, is it unusual to 384 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,723 catch five cohos in one day? 385 00:21:08,758 --> 00:21:11,573 I mean, while your fishing partner catches none? 386 00:21:11,608 --> 00:21:14,389 If you caught five, I'd say you had a bit of luck. 387 00:21:14,424 --> 00:21:15,647 Beginner's luck. 388 00:21:15,682 --> 00:21:17,475 You're not competitive over 389 00:21:17,559 --> 00:21:19,227 this sort of thing, are you, Denny? 390 00:21:19,936 --> 00:21:22,814 Could you pass me the ashtray, please? 391 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,866 Ah. Thank you. 392 00:21:26,901 --> 00:21:29,536 I'd have reached for it myself but, 393 00:21:29,571 --> 00:21:32,740 my shoulders are a bit sore from all that reeling. 394 00:21:32,775 --> 00:21:35,448 - How many did you catch? - I didn't fish. 395 00:21:35,483 --> 00:21:38,121 So that would put you about even with Denny. 396 00:21:38,156 --> 00:21:40,766 I'm sorry. Are you Denny Crane? 397 00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:43,376 I am. And I'm not your father. 398 00:21:44,043 --> 00:21:46,421 I'm Peter Barrett. I'm an attorney, actually, 399 00:21:46,456 --> 00:21:48,012 and I'm a big admirer. 400 00:21:48,047 --> 00:21:50,049 Fine. I'm still not your father. 401 00:21:50,084 --> 00:21:52,051 You're a salmon fisher, Mr. Crane? 402 00:21:52,086 --> 00:21:53,393 I catch 'em in my sleep. 403 00:21:53,428 --> 00:21:55,763 That must be the only place he catches them. 404 00:21:55,798 --> 00:21:58,266 I see why Tara dumped you. 405 00:21:58,301 --> 00:21:59,607 I'm about to. 406 00:21:59,642 --> 00:22:02,019 There's no Tara. Don't be deceived. 407 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,152 Denny and I are lovers. 408 00:22:03,187 --> 00:22:07,316 I'm a heterosexual, and I catch salmon like one. 409 00:22:07,351 --> 00:22:08,484 Well, you won't be catching 410 00:22:08,568 --> 00:22:09,617 them for long, I'm afraid. 411 00:22:09,652 --> 00:22:12,155 Wild pacific salmon are being wiped out. 412 00:22:12,190 --> 00:22:13,507 What are you talking about? 413 00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:14,789 Sea lice are killing them. 414 00:22:14,824 --> 00:22:17,201 The weight of evidence points toward the fish farms. 415 00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:18,661 Fish farms? The penned fish 416 00:22:18,744 --> 00:22:20,558 in the fish farms host the lice, 417 00:22:20,593 --> 00:22:22,373 which attach themselves to the baby 418 00:22:22,456 --> 00:22:24,500 wild salmon migrating past the pens, 419 00:22:24,535 --> 00:22:26,133 and it's destroying them. 420 00:22:26,168 --> 00:22:27,712 I'm actually here because I'm going 421 00:22:27,795 --> 00:22:29,303 into court in port McNeill tomorrow 422 00:22:29,338 --> 00:22:32,675 to try to enjoin another fish farm from going in. 423 00:22:32,710 --> 00:22:34,760 Boy, would I love to go in 424 00:22:34,844 --> 00:22:36,852 with the Denny Crane by my side. 425 00:22:36,887 --> 00:22:38,660 You one of those environmental lawyers? 426 00:22:38,695 --> 00:22:40,433 Is there something wrong with that? 427 00:22:40,474 --> 00:22:42,852 They're evildoers. Yesterday 428 00:22:42,935 --> 00:22:45,229 it's a tree. Today it's a salmon. 429 00:22:45,312 --> 00:22:48,149 Tomorrow it's "let's not dig up Alaska for oil" 430 00:22:48,232 --> 00:22:49,942 "because it's too pretty." 431 00:22:50,025 --> 00:22:51,652 Let me tell you something. 432 00:22:51,735 --> 00:22:53,654 We came out here to enjoy nature. 433 00:22:53,737 --> 00:22:55,531 Don't talk to me about the environment. 434 00:22:56,907 --> 00:23:00,286 All reality. None of it scripted. 435 00:23:10,379 --> 00:23:12,256 Sara, I must tell you, I, 436 00:23:12,339 --> 00:23:13,819 too, have felt a connection. 437 00:23:13,854 --> 00:23:15,300 Maybe what you're feeling 438 00:23:15,384 --> 00:23:16,552 isn't the product of a fetish 439 00:23:16,587 --> 00:23:19,638 so much as two of God's 440 00:23:19,721 --> 00:23:22,787 children desirous of coming together. 441 00:23:22,822 --> 00:23:25,853 - Take off your collar. - I'm sorry? 442 00:23:25,888 --> 00:23:27,062 I want to see you as a man 443 00:23:27,145 --> 00:23:28,564 for a second, not as a minister. 444 00:23:28,647 --> 00:23:30,941 Please take it off. 445 00:23:32,776 --> 00:23:34,736 Now give it to me. 446 00:23:48,667 --> 00:23:53,922 Have you come to make love to me, reverend? Yes. 447 00:23:53,957 --> 00:23:56,713 We need to settle the case first, 448 00:23:56,748 --> 00:23:59,469 at a number where I can't possibly be 449 00:23:59,553 --> 00:24:02,973 accused of any conflict of interest. 450 00:24:03,008 --> 00:24:05,684 390. 451 00:24:10,772 --> 00:24:13,233 I can sell it to him. 452 00:24:13,268 --> 00:24:15,659 Can we make love here? 453 00:24:15,694 --> 00:24:16,826 I don't want to go anywhere. 454 00:24:16,861 --> 00:24:19,030 I just want to do it right here. 455 00:24:19,065 --> 00:24:21,998 It's what God wants. 456 00:24:22,033 --> 00:24:26,329 Can I watch? Reverend, reverend, you little slut. 457 00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:27,295 What's going on? 458 00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:28,832 What's going on is you 459 00:24:28,915 --> 00:24:30,417 selling out your client for sex. 460 00:24:30,452 --> 00:24:32,884 It's what God wants. 461 00:24:32,919 --> 00:24:35,088 I'm shocked. This is what's going to happen. 462 00:24:35,123 --> 00:24:36,714 You're going to tell your client 463 00:24:36,798 --> 00:24:38,306 that he'll get a check for $100,000. 464 00:24:38,341 --> 00:24:40,489 He'll take it because it's more than he deserves, 465 00:24:40,524 --> 00:24:42,637 perhaps more than he'll get if he goes to trial. 466 00:24:42,672 --> 00:24:44,472 I'll report the both of you. 467 00:24:44,556 --> 00:24:47,225 To who? Your church or mine? 468 00:24:47,308 --> 00:24:51,521 100 grand. Think on it. Pray on it. 469 00:24:51,604 --> 00:24:53,439 Off you go now. 470 00:25:09,205 --> 00:25:12,048 Oh, my god. 471 00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:15,336 This book, "A stain upon the sea", 472 00:25:15,371 --> 00:25:17,970 it's all about these sea lice. 473 00:25:18,005 --> 00:25:22,426 - Interesting. - They call them "cling-ons." 474 00:25:22,461 --> 00:25:24,227 Did you say Klingons? 475 00:25:24,262 --> 00:25:26,347 They really could wipe out 476 00:25:26,430 --> 00:25:28,391 salmon if something isn't done. 477 00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:30,935 They have to do something. 478 00:25:33,813 --> 00:25:35,898 Don't you care? 479 00:25:36,857 --> 00:25:39,005 What's the worst-case scenario? 480 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,153 they're extinct in 20 years or so? 481 00:25:41,188 --> 00:25:44,240 I'm 72. I'll be extinct in 10. 482 00:25:44,275 --> 00:25:45,498 What do I care? 483 00:25:45,533 --> 00:25:46,707 That would be humorous 484 00:25:46,742 --> 00:25:49,829 if so many people didn't think exactly that way. 485 00:25:51,580 --> 00:25:53,874 When does the male bonding 486 00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:56,175 part come in on this trip? 487 00:25:56,210 --> 00:25:59,755 I'm not into the Canadian weenie welding. 488 00:26:01,507 --> 00:26:04,927 What scares you most in life, Denny? 489 00:26:06,887 --> 00:26:09,104 I told you. 490 00:26:09,139 --> 00:26:10,981 I got the mad cow, 491 00:26:11,016 --> 00:26:13,644 and my penis only works on medication. 492 00:26:13,679 --> 00:26:16,230 Yes, besides that. 493 00:26:17,564 --> 00:26:19,365 Dying? 494 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,700 I've died many times. 495 00:26:21,735 --> 00:26:25,239 Can we talk about something other than sex? 496 00:26:26,657 --> 00:26:29,785 What about you? What scares you? 497 00:26:30,410 --> 00:26:33,504 Being alone, I guess. 498 00:26:33,539 --> 00:26:36,166 Don't get me wrong. I love solitude. 499 00:26:36,201 --> 00:26:38,794 I like it best in relationships. 500 00:26:39,545 --> 00:26:41,838 But... 501 00:26:42,798 --> 00:26:47,219 it's gonna feel strange not having Tara in my bed. 502 00:26:47,254 --> 00:26:48,887 I've always had this feeling and 503 00:26:48,971 --> 00:26:50,555 I've never shared it with anybody. 504 00:26:50,590 --> 00:26:53,642 But I'm convinced in a past 505 00:26:53,725 --> 00:26:56,770 life I was murdered in my sleep. 506 00:26:57,687 --> 00:26:59,279 You're wacko. 507 00:26:59,314 --> 00:27:01,198 I'm trying to be vulnerable here. 508 00:27:01,233 --> 00:27:03,568 Could you toss me a bone, give me something? 509 00:27:03,603 --> 00:27:05,452 I know what you're doing. 510 00:27:05,487 --> 00:27:08,281 And I'm not sleeping with you. Forget about it. 511 00:27:08,949 --> 00:27:10,749 Turn off the light. 512 00:27:10,784 --> 00:27:12,661 You're not getting my bone. 513 00:27:22,629 --> 00:27:24,756 Don't take this personally. 514 00:27:27,050 --> 00:27:29,469 Keeps away the bad dreams. 515 00:27:29,504 --> 00:27:31,721 Understood. 516 00:27:32,472 --> 00:27:34,432 Denny? 517 00:27:35,558 --> 00:27:38,561 I'm really glad we did this. 518 00:27:40,522 --> 00:27:42,607 Me, too. 519 00:28:26,901 --> 00:28:28,110 What are you doing in my bed? 520 00:28:28,194 --> 00:28:29,195 I don't know. 521 00:28:29,278 --> 00:28:32,114 What do you mean you don't know? 522 00:28:32,198 --> 00:28:33,366 I got scared. 523 00:28:33,449 --> 00:28:35,743 I thought I heard a bear outside, 524 00:28:35,826 --> 00:28:38,537 and then I couldn't fall back asleep. 525 00:28:38,621 --> 00:28:41,540 Turns out I find pig sounds rather soothing. 526 00:28:41,624 --> 00:28:44,335 Plus your snoring is so rhythmic. 527 00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:50,257 I just laid down to calm myself. 528 00:28:50,341 --> 00:28:52,301 I'm sorry. 529 00:28:52,384 --> 00:28:54,386 We slept together. 530 00:28:54,470 --> 00:28:57,807 I won't tell. I promise. 531 00:29:06,523 --> 00:29:09,652 $100,000? And we're done? 532 00:29:09,687 --> 00:29:11,612 Yes. 533 00:29:13,405 --> 00:29:15,581 May I ask why? 534 00:29:15,616 --> 00:29:17,743 Well, basically, reverend Diddum convinced me 535 00:29:17,778 --> 00:29:19,036 that coming out of this 536 00:29:19,119 --> 00:29:20,579 financially richer isn't worth it 537 00:29:20,663 --> 00:29:24,625 at the expense of my, um, well, dignity. 538 00:29:24,708 --> 00:29:27,544 But the truth is, Denise, I can provide for myself, 539 00:29:27,628 --> 00:29:29,713 and I will make that tour. 540 00:29:29,797 --> 00:29:31,799 Having to go a little hungry 541 00:29:31,882 --> 00:29:33,759 is perhaps exactly what I need. 542 00:29:33,842 --> 00:29:38,347 If I inherit success, I can never earn it. 543 00:29:38,597 --> 00:29:41,273 So this is, uh... 544 00:29:41,308 --> 00:29:43,560 this is what I'm doing. 545 00:29:46,271 --> 00:29:49,114 Okay. 546 00:29:49,149 --> 00:29:51,360 I admire that. 547 00:29:52,027 --> 00:29:53,452 Reverend Diddum, 548 00:29:53,487 --> 00:29:56,907 I admit, I doubted your integrity. I'm sorry. 549 00:29:56,942 --> 00:29:58,825 I accept your apology. 550 00:30:00,118 --> 00:30:02,537 Well, upon execution of 551 00:30:02,621 --> 00:30:04,873 the papers, I'll cut a check. 552 00:30:05,999 --> 00:30:08,168 I guess we're done. 553 00:30:28,438 --> 00:30:29,939 What did you do? 554 00:30:30,940 --> 00:30:32,525 We made a strong presentation 555 00:30:32,609 --> 00:30:34,117 regarding the economics of a trial 556 00:30:34,152 --> 00:30:36,571 balanced by the risk factor of his losing. 557 00:30:36,606 --> 00:30:38,531 Then we made a compelling 558 00:30:38,615 --> 00:30:40,533 principle-based argument targeting character. 559 00:30:40,568 --> 00:30:43,036 Ultimately, they were persuaded. 560 00:30:43,620 --> 00:30:46,122 What did you do? 561 00:30:50,126 --> 00:30:52,260 Hey, Denny! 562 00:30:52,295 --> 00:30:55,715 You might want to speed up your retrieve. 563 00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:58,051 Oh, shut up. 564 00:30:58,927 --> 00:31:01,596 Bite it! It's right in front of your mouth. 565 00:31:01,631 --> 00:31:05,892 Eat it! You miserable bastard. 566 00:31:05,927 --> 00:31:07,734 This one came in quickly. 567 00:31:07,769 --> 00:31:09,854 Maybe word got out I don't eat them. 568 00:31:09,889 --> 00:31:11,904 I must be up to 15 by now. 569 00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:14,901 Not that I'm counting. Denny certainly isn't. 570 00:31:15,485 --> 00:31:18,404 - Picture? - Why not? 571 00:31:21,491 --> 00:31:23,916 It couldn't be closer to your mouth. 572 00:31:23,951 --> 00:31:26,412 Oh, it's a steelhead. You got a steelhead. 573 00:31:26,447 --> 00:31:28,289 One's more beautiful than the next. 574 00:31:28,324 --> 00:31:29,540 Don't squeeze him too tight. 575 00:31:29,575 --> 00:31:32,633 You miserable bastards! 576 00:31:32,668 --> 00:31:34,886 God, these things are strong. 577 00:31:34,921 --> 00:31:38,758 They really are extraordinarily beautiful creatures. 578 00:31:46,891 --> 00:31:48,517 Got one! 579 00:31:54,398 --> 00:31:56,650 Catherine, we have to offer some defense. 580 00:31:56,685 --> 00:31:59,361 Look at me, dear. I'm old. 581 00:31:59,396 --> 00:32:00,995 Older than you, even. 582 00:32:01,030 --> 00:32:04,971 I'm not gonna go out of this world making excuses. 583 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:08,913 I don't know what your impression of prison is, 584 00:32:08,948 --> 00:32:10,080 but it's not the kind of 585 00:32:10,164 --> 00:32:11,373 place where you can sit around 586 00:32:11,457 --> 00:32:12,708 and knit Afghans for a few 587 00:32:12,791 --> 00:32:14,209 months and sell them afterwards. 588 00:32:14,293 --> 00:32:17,129 You are up on murder charges. 589 00:32:17,212 --> 00:32:19,089 He was gonna kill again. 590 00:32:19,173 --> 00:32:21,467 The police wouldn't do anything. 591 00:32:21,550 --> 00:32:24,303 He had a look in his eye that he might even whack me 592 00:32:24,386 --> 00:32:25,596 if I crossed him. 593 00:32:25,679 --> 00:32:27,556 Well, I wasn't gonna wait for that. 594 00:32:27,639 --> 00:32:31,310 I tried to introduce the little weasel to God. 595 00:32:31,393 --> 00:32:37,733 Well, now he can meet him up close, face-to-face. 596 00:32:42,696 --> 00:32:44,746 Can I fish yet? 597 00:32:44,781 --> 00:32:47,659 No. You still have a time-out. You just sit there. 598 00:32:54,666 --> 00:32:56,133 As you said yourself, Denny, 599 00:32:56,168 --> 00:32:59,546 these fish are positively majestic. Sacred, even. 600 00:32:59,581 --> 00:33:01,340 And you shot one. 601 00:33:02,174 --> 00:33:04,801 - Sometimes I get competitive. - Really? 602 00:33:05,552 --> 00:33:07,596 You've upset the guide. 603 00:33:13,143 --> 00:33:15,020 I'll tell you this, Denny. 604 00:33:15,055 --> 00:33:16,897 I see it now, how this kind of 605 00:33:16,980 --> 00:33:18,690 nature can renew you spiritually. 606 00:33:18,725 --> 00:33:20,358 I really see it. 607 00:33:21,026 --> 00:33:22,611 Tell you something else. In 608 00:33:22,694 --> 00:33:24,119 our day jobs, we're lawyers, 609 00:33:24,154 --> 00:33:26,969 - And we're good ones. - What's your point? 610 00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:30,021 My point is, given this, given those salmon, 611 00:33:30,056 --> 00:33:33,038 there's a hearing going on in port McNeill. 612 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:37,751 We need to go be lawyers now. 613 00:33:51,639 --> 00:33:54,350 Your first logistical obstacle is the robes. 614 00:33:54,385 --> 00:33:57,228 Canadian lawyers appear in black robes. 615 00:33:57,263 --> 00:33:59,060 We should be able borrow them. 616 00:33:59,095 --> 00:34:00,857 If all else fails, we could 617 00:34:00,940 --> 00:34:02,462 stop at a costume shop. What else? 618 00:34:02,497 --> 00:34:03,985 The judges are called "Milord." 619 00:34:04,068 --> 00:34:05,361 Not "Your honor," but 620 00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:07,030 "Milord." It's a lot like in England. 621 00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:08,656 What time was the motion? 622 00:34:08,740 --> 00:34:10,491 According to the docket, 11 A.M. 623 00:34:10,575 --> 00:34:12,243 How far away are you? 20 minutes. 624 00:34:12,327 --> 00:34:13,661 Well, you'll probably join 625 00:34:13,745 --> 00:34:14,912 in progress, then. Good luck. 626 00:34:14,996 --> 00:34:16,247 And, Alan? 627 00:34:17,999 --> 00:34:19,465 I miss you. 628 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:22,510 Case number 932612, 629 00:34:22,545 --> 00:34:25,840 commonwealth of Massachusetts vs. Catherine Piper 630 00:34:25,875 --> 00:34:28,255 on the charge of murder in the first degree. 631 00:34:28,290 --> 00:34:30,601 Shirley Schmidt for the defendant, your honor. 632 00:34:30,636 --> 00:34:33,618 We'll waive reading and enter a plea of not guilty. 633 00:34:33,653 --> 00:34:36,601 I'd also like to enter the appearance of Alan Shore. 634 00:34:36,636 --> 00:34:37,900 Question of bail? 635 00:34:37,935 --> 00:34:40,062 My client has no criminal record, 636 00:34:40,097 --> 00:34:42,081 your honor, dating back to the 1800s. 637 00:34:42,116 --> 00:34:44,066 She has strong roots in her community. 638 00:34:44,101 --> 00:34:45,449 There is no flight risk. 639 00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:47,653 Personal recognizance for a homicide case... 640 00:34:47,688 --> 00:34:49,412 Usually wouldn't apply, 641 00:34:49,447 --> 00:34:51,657 but my client may have special medical needs 642 00:34:51,692 --> 00:34:53,947 due to her incredibly advanced years. 643 00:34:53,982 --> 00:34:56,168 And the criminal act in question here 644 00:34:56,203 --> 00:34:59,540 involves one lone incident of self-defense. 645 00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:03,461 Excuse me. You're pleading self-defense? We are. 646 00:35:03,496 --> 00:35:05,177 The defense will stipulate to the fact 647 00:35:05,212 --> 00:35:07,965 that she caused Bernard Ferrion to cease living. 648 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,050 We will stipulate to cause of death. 649 00:35:10,085 --> 00:35:11,510 The only issue before this 650 00:35:11,594 --> 00:35:12,977 court will be justification. 651 00:35:13,012 --> 00:35:15,681 Hence we move for a speedy and immediate trial, 652 00:35:15,716 --> 00:35:17,106 citing, once again, 653 00:35:17,141 --> 00:35:20,060 my client's advanced years. 654 00:35:20,095 --> 00:35:21,443 Ms. Murrow? 655 00:35:21,478 --> 00:35:23,439 We have no problem with a speedy trial. 656 00:35:23,474 --> 00:35:25,030 Bail is set at $300,000. 657 00:35:25,065 --> 00:35:26,991 We'll conference to set up a trial date. 658 00:35:27,026 --> 00:35:30,112 The affirmative defense of self-defense is so noted. 659 00:35:32,948 --> 00:35:37,995 Mrs. Piper, you choose to address the court? No. 660 00:35:38,030 --> 00:35:39,628 I just... 661 00:35:39,663 --> 00:35:44,042 is it possible to request the Robert Blake jury? 662 00:35:51,216 --> 00:35:52,718 There's just no scientific evidence 663 00:35:52,759 --> 00:35:53,969 that the sea lice are 664 00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:55,512 causing the death of wild salmon. 665 00:35:55,547 --> 00:35:56,555 That is ridiculous. 666 00:35:56,638 --> 00:35:59,057 Sea lice wiped out the salmon stock in Norway. 667 00:35:59,141 --> 00:36:00,649 They wiped out the stockin Scotland. 668 00:36:00,684 --> 00:36:02,936 All we're saying is let's wait and do the research. 669 00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:05,188 This is a vendetta against the farmed fish. 670 00:36:05,272 --> 00:36:06,398 There's no such thing. 671 00:36:06,481 --> 00:36:08,003 We have no issue with farmed fish 672 00:36:08,038 --> 00:36:09,908 so long as they can raise their stock 673 00:36:09,943 --> 00:36:11,778 in an environmentally sustainable manner 674 00:36:11,862 --> 00:36:13,321 and not host millions of sea lice. 675 00:36:13,363 --> 00:36:15,657 Closed containment systems have been shown to work. 676 00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:17,784 Okay, gentlemen, I've heard your arguments. 677 00:36:17,868 --> 00:36:18,869 I have your briefs. 678 00:36:18,952 --> 00:36:21,037 I'll review the matter as well as the science. 679 00:36:21,121 --> 00:36:23,498 Greetings, Oh, Canada! 680 00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:25,167 Denny Crane. 681 00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:28,879 Good morning, Milord. My name is Alan Shore, 682 00:36:28,914 --> 00:36:30,422 and Mr. Crane and I are attorneys 683 00:36:30,505 --> 00:36:32,173 from the commonwealth of Massachusetts. 684 00:36:32,208 --> 00:36:33,633 We seek permission to be heard on 685 00:36:33,717 --> 00:36:35,183 this issue as friends of the court. 686 00:36:35,218 --> 00:36:38,555 Mr. Shore, we don't wear wigs in Canada. 687 00:36:42,851 --> 00:36:44,985 Nor do we wear waders. 688 00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:46,646 Milord, we've just spent the 689 00:36:46,730 --> 00:36:48,273 last two days in your rivers, 690 00:36:48,308 --> 00:36:50,031 in your countryside. 691 00:36:50,066 --> 00:36:54,279 It is the most spectacular nature I have ever seen. 692 00:36:54,314 --> 00:36:56,614 And the fish, they're enough to 693 00:36:56,698 --> 00:36:58,950 make one believe in a higher power. 694 00:36:58,985 --> 00:37:00,994 Yes. How many of the higher 695 00:37:01,077 --> 00:37:03,037 power's creations did you torture? 15. 696 00:37:03,072 --> 00:37:04,546 Denny didn't catch any. 697 00:37:04,581 --> 00:37:06,089 I get your implication, judge, 698 00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:09,085 and I acknowledge the hypocrisy of the fisherman 699 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,021 pleading for the survival of a species 700 00:37:11,056 --> 00:37:12,922 only so that he'll be able to continue 701 00:37:13,006 --> 00:37:15,508 dragging them to the shore by the lip in perpetuity. 702 00:37:15,592 --> 00:37:17,760 But causing a fish discomfiture 703 00:37:17,844 --> 00:37:19,345 and causing it to become extinct 704 00:37:19,429 --> 00:37:21,305 are two very different things, 705 00:37:21,389 --> 00:37:24,058 and when talking about the pacific salmon, 706 00:37:24,142 --> 00:37:26,686 this is a species that goes back to the ice age. 707 00:37:26,769 --> 00:37:28,521 One that is born on a river, 708 00:37:28,604 --> 00:37:31,149 migrates up to 2,000 miles in the sea, 709 00:37:31,232 --> 00:37:34,652 then returns to the very place of birth to spawn 710 00:37:34,735 --> 00:37:37,655 against enormous, miraculous odds, 711 00:37:37,738 --> 00:37:40,032 bringing nutrients on its 712 00:37:40,116 --> 00:37:42,368 journey to sustain the bald eagles, 713 00:37:42,451 --> 00:37:44,328 the grizzly bears, the wolves, 714 00:37:44,412 --> 00:37:46,163 even the rain forests themselves. 715 00:37:46,247 --> 00:37:50,668 An entire coastal ecosystem depends on them. 716 00:37:50,751 --> 00:37:53,504 If Charlotte the spider was still alive today, 717 00:37:53,587 --> 00:37:57,091 she'd be writing in her web, "some fish." 718 00:37:57,174 --> 00:37:58,384 Yes, well, forgive me, 719 00:37:58,467 --> 00:38:00,302 but I find it insulting to be 720 00:38:00,386 --> 00:38:02,221 lectured by an American on the environment. 721 00:38:02,304 --> 00:38:03,889 Watch it, judge. We're a superpower. 722 00:38:03,973 --> 00:38:06,350 Don't make us add you to the axis. 723 00:38:06,434 --> 00:38:07,893 Being from the United states, I 724 00:38:07,977 --> 00:38:09,353 have an expertise on the issue. 725 00:38:09,437 --> 00:38:10,771 - Do you? - Yes. 726 00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:13,440 Remember we're the country that's practically wiped 727 00:38:13,524 --> 00:38:15,568 the grizzly bear off our maps. 728 00:38:15,651 --> 00:38:17,153 We got rid of bull trout. 729 00:38:17,236 --> 00:38:18,362 To see a Florida panther, 730 00:38:18,445 --> 00:38:19,864 you have to go to a hockey game. 731 00:38:19,947 --> 00:38:21,782 We seek to count hatchery 732 00:38:21,866 --> 00:38:23,659 salmon as wild so the numbers go up 733 00:38:23,742 --> 00:38:25,619 and we can take the actual wild 734 00:38:25,703 --> 00:38:27,538 salmon off the endangered species list. 735 00:38:27,621 --> 00:38:30,124 Almost a hundred different bird and animal species 736 00:38:30,207 --> 00:38:32,626 have gone extinct in the last 30 years, 737 00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:34,420 while our national policy 738 00:38:34,503 --> 00:38:36,130 remains "it's not a priority." 739 00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:38,757 I know all about economic 740 00:38:38,841 --> 00:38:41,218 interests trumping the environment. 741 00:38:41,301 --> 00:38:42,761 And truthfully, 742 00:38:42,845 --> 00:38:45,389 if we were talking about the Virgin 743 00:38:45,472 --> 00:38:47,850 island screech owl or the fresno kangaroo, 744 00:38:47,933 --> 00:38:49,143 I might not care. 745 00:38:49,226 --> 00:38:51,728 But this is the pacific salmon. 746 00:38:51,812 --> 00:38:54,356 The sea lice are killing them. 747 00:38:54,439 --> 00:38:56,191 Once they're gone, judge, 748 00:38:56,275 --> 00:38:59,278 my god, they're gone. 749 00:38:59,313 --> 00:39:00,827 Oh, yes. 750 00:39:00,862 --> 00:39:02,906 Mindful that abroad people 751 00:39:02,990 --> 00:39:04,873 tend to expect shock and awe 752 00:39:04,908 --> 00:39:06,625 when yankees arrive on the scene, 753 00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:11,957 we shall leave you with two small but lasting words. 754 00:39:11,992 --> 00:39:14,209 Denny Crane, eh? 755 00:39:36,815 --> 00:39:37,948 Next week? 756 00:39:37,983 --> 00:39:40,443 Well, assuming she passes the psychiatric test 757 00:39:40,478 --> 00:39:42,369 and is deemed competent for trial. 758 00:39:42,404 --> 00:39:45,657 How can you get to a murder trial in a week? 759 00:39:45,692 --> 00:39:47,405 Well, there are no facts in dispute. 760 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,072 It comes down to justification only. 761 00:39:49,107 --> 00:39:50,669 Paul, we can't let this case drag on. 762 00:39:50,704 --> 00:39:52,789 The more it lives, the more our reputation... 763 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:54,624 Shirley, we cannot compromise 764 00:39:54,659 --> 00:39:55,757 the woman's defense 765 00:39:55,792 --> 00:39:57,258 just to quickly sweep it under... 766 00:39:57,293 --> 00:39:59,963 Paul, we persuaded her to confess, for god's sake. 767 00:39:59,998 --> 00:40:02,357 Now you're worried about compromising her? 768 00:40:02,392 --> 00:40:04,717 It was in her best interest to come forward. 769 00:40:04,752 --> 00:40:07,095 Oh, right. I forgot. 770 00:40:14,894 --> 00:40:16,938 We look better than we smell. 771 00:40:32,620 --> 00:40:34,997 Shirley looked at us kind of funny. 772 00:40:35,790 --> 00:40:37,750 Do you think she knows that 773 00:40:37,834 --> 00:40:39,710 we slept together? She might. 774 00:40:39,745 --> 00:40:41,587 We still have that glow. 775 00:40:43,965 --> 00:40:46,015 Quite a trip. 776 00:40:46,050 --> 00:40:48,427 I shot my first steelhead. 777 00:40:51,138 --> 00:40:53,182 Thank you, Denny. 778 00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:56,477 You took my mind off Tara. 779 00:40:58,312 --> 00:41:00,071 You took me to a new land. 780 00:41:00,106 --> 00:41:04,360 Most of all, took me to a new place. 781 00:41:04,395 --> 00:41:05,910 What do you mean? 782 00:41:05,945 --> 00:41:08,697 You've occasioned, uh, 783 00:41:08,732 --> 00:41:11,415 a cynical, material, 784 00:41:11,450 --> 00:41:16,664 urban man to feel passion for a fish. 785 00:41:20,751 --> 00:41:22,503 I think Canada liked us. 786 00:41:22,538 --> 00:41:24,463 How could they not? 787 00:41:32,554 --> 00:41:34,431 Here. I think we make quite 788 00:41:34,515 --> 00:41:36,267 a team, I can tell you that. 789 00:41:36,302 --> 00:41:37,935 Yes, we do. 790 00:41:42,523 --> 00:41:44,358 We're good on the road. 791 00:41:46,026 --> 00:41:47,986 Indeed. 56537

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