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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:22,065 I don't know, Ruth. 4 00:00:22,232 --> 00:00:25,026 I need a girl who's more stimulating, 5 00:00:25,235 --> 00:00:29,239 who spices up the relationship. We've been together 3 years 6 00:00:29,405 --> 00:00:31,699 and everything is the same. What can we look forward to? 7 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:33,701 Ending up like them? 8 00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:36,663 It's all so... 9 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:38,039 petit bourgeois. 10 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:39,832 They're lying to themselves. 11 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:43,711 They think responsibility and commitment will make them happier, 12 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:45,213 but that's not true. 13 00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:50,009 It's not. Only those of us who live outside the system know the truth. 14 00:00:50,176 --> 00:00:51,678 And the truth is we're alone. 15 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:54,889 Yeah, you're telling me. At least we think alike. 16 00:00:56,015 --> 00:00:57,684 That's the problem, Ruth. 17 00:00:57,892 --> 00:01:01,729 You always agree with me. I don't know who you are. 18 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:04,607 Or what you like. Like videotaping ourselves... 19 00:01:04,774 --> 00:01:06,359 - I like that. - You're lying. 20 00:01:06,651 --> 00:01:09,737 You hold back. You're turned off by the camera, I can tell. 21 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:12,365 Fine, but what matters is we love each other. 22 00:01:12,532 --> 00:01:14,325 We can try and make it work. 23 00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:16,619 You're not supposed to try, 24 00:01:16,786 --> 00:01:18,871 you're supposed to get horny. 25 00:01:19,038 --> 00:01:21,416 I need a girlfriend who goes wild in bed, 26 00:01:21,583 --> 00:01:23,626 who asks me to try new things. 27 00:01:23,793 --> 00:01:26,796 What's left to try? You mean sadomasochism? 28 00:01:27,088 --> 00:01:28,006 No, no. 29 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:29,173 Right? 30 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:30,967 Why "no, no"? 31 00:01:31,134 --> 00:01:33,052 Sadomasochism. 32 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:35,179 I could go for you hitting me. 33 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:38,975 Yeah, I mean hard. Punch me for real, 34 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:41,603 make me bleed. I mean a serious injury. 35 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:44,939 I want people at work to be suspicious. 36 00:01:45,106 --> 00:01:48,318 I'll make up excuses and they won't believe me. 37 00:01:48,484 --> 00:01:50,737 More excuses, more suspicion... 38 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:53,823 Damn, I'm getting horny just thinking about it. 39 00:01:53,990 --> 00:01:55,408 Yeah, me too. 40 00:01:56,451 --> 00:01:57,493 You did it again. 41 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:59,746 - Did what? - You agreed with me again. 42 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:02,832 If it doesn't turn you on, that's fine. 43 00:02:02,999 --> 00:02:05,376 It's fine. I don't like getting hit either. 44 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:07,378 You think I'm a pervert? 45 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:13,885 I... I can't go on with a relationship like this. 46 00:02:14,052 --> 00:02:17,055 Maybe we can discuss it at another time. 47 00:02:18,097 --> 00:02:22,644 Yeah, but the subject came up, we should talk about it. 48 00:02:23,645 --> 00:02:26,272 I think if we talk about it later at home, 49 00:02:26,481 --> 00:02:30,193 we can work it out. I can change. 50 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,570 No, Ruth. It's over. 51 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:48,628 - Hurray for the newlyweds! - Hurray! 52 00:03:07,897 --> 00:03:09,899 I have a feeling she'll be next. 53 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:13,194 She's going to cry! How cute! 54 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:23,162 Tell me the bar is free. 55 00:04:48,414 --> 00:04:51,292 - Great news. You must be thrilled. - Yes, I am. 56 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:53,085 How long have you known? 57 00:04:53,252 --> 00:04:55,713 Two months, but we wanted to be sure before telling anyone. 58 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:58,591 - Hi, Ruth. You hear the news? - Sara's pregnant! 59 00:04:58,758 --> 00:05:01,511 The girls say they can tell. That I look prettier, happier... 60 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:04,055 But I don't know. I feel fatter every day. 61 00:05:04,222 --> 00:05:05,973 What? You look great! 62 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:08,768 Yeah, what do you mean? You look... 63 00:05:09,519 --> 00:05:12,855 Okay, let's stop talking about me, I'm blushing. 64 00:05:13,022 --> 00:05:15,149 - Get to work! - Sara, one thing. 65 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:17,735 I'm making progress with the lobsters 66 00:05:17,902 --> 00:05:21,405 and I thought maybe we could present my project to the subsidy committee. 67 00:05:21,823 --> 00:05:25,993 I love the work you've done, it's innovative and very bold. 68 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,579 And I appreciate the extra hours you've put in 69 00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:31,541 since Pedro dumped you, but you know the committee. 70 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:34,335 Profit, that's all they care about. 71 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:38,172 But I think if we can understand cell regeneration in lobsters, 72 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:40,842 the applications could be very profitable. 73 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:44,178 Of course. And I support you working on it, in your free time. 74 00:05:44,554 --> 00:05:48,641 The cutbacks are coming. We have to focus on getting results. 75 00:05:48,808 --> 00:05:51,978 But don't worry, I got them to send us someone else. 76 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:54,605 The new intern. He's going to write his thesis with us. 77 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,274 Unpaid. 78 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:58,693 He's over there. 79 00:06:06,784 --> 00:06:08,744 This is Daniel... 80 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:10,997 - Sampari. - Dani. 81 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:11,998 Dani. 82 00:06:12,707 --> 00:06:14,667 I'm busy, so Ruth will take care of you. 83 00:06:14,876 --> 00:06:15,877 Nice to meet you, boss. 84 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:19,005 Well, you can call her that if you want. 85 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:22,925 We're not into hierarchies. Imagine having to call me "boss." 86 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:24,343 Anyway, 87 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:27,305 Ruth will show you the ropes, okay? 88 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:28,848 "Boss." 89 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:32,685 Get to work! 90 00:06:33,728 --> 00:06:35,980 - They're all females? - Yes. 91 00:06:36,147 --> 00:06:39,692 When they mate, the females lose their shells and the males eat them. 92 00:06:39,859 --> 00:06:43,571 Female lobsters, female workers... The only male is the unpaid intern. 93 00:06:43,738 --> 00:06:45,698 This place is very egalitarian. 94 00:06:45,865 --> 00:06:49,410 You haven't heard the worst part. You have to pee sitting down. 95 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:50,369 Okay. 96 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:53,164 We won't be paying much attention to the lobsters, 97 00:06:53,331 --> 00:06:57,209 but you can start by entering all this into the data base. 98 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:01,255 Written on both sides of the page. Great. 99 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:02,632 That's your desk. 100 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:15,603 Dani, how are those graphs coming? 101 00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:18,314 Great. They're not ready yet, but I'm on it. 102 00:07:18,731 --> 00:07:20,316 That's not the internet, is it? 103 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:22,610 I'm offended you think that of me, boss. 104 00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:24,320 Right. 105 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,460 You're lucky your mom cooks for you. 106 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:42,880 Yeah, right. My mom wishes she could cook like this. 107 00:07:43,047 --> 00:07:47,093 Nailing a yogurt pound cake with walnuts takes real talent. 108 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:49,595 Want some? 109 00:07:51,222 --> 00:07:53,724 Yeah. I'm going to the gym later anyway. 110 00:07:56,936 --> 00:07:59,355 If my trainer saw me, she'd kill me. 111 00:07:59,605 --> 00:08:01,190 Is she tough? 112 00:08:01,941 --> 00:08:03,401 The worst. 113 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:06,237 Right, right, left. Come on, let's go! 114 00:08:06,946 --> 00:08:08,906 Right, right, left. Don't hold back. 115 00:08:09,073 --> 00:08:10,658 Feel that adrenaline rush! 116 00:08:10,825 --> 00:08:12,785 Can we start with something easier? 117 00:08:12,952 --> 00:08:15,705 Pilates, sauna, water jets... 118 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:17,456 Water jets? Pilates? 119 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:20,918 A sauna won't get rid of that cottage cheese. 120 00:08:21,085 --> 00:08:22,294 You need cardio. 121 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:26,048 Don't worry, it gets better. We throw in some kicks... Bam! 122 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:28,134 Whatever you say, Mom. 123 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,344 Combination. Right, right, left. 124 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:31,929 Come on, let's see it. 125 00:08:32,096 --> 00:08:33,681 - I can't! - What do you mean? 126 00:08:33,848 --> 00:08:35,474 You're out of shape. 127 00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:38,561 No wonder. All day in that lab. You'll turn into a hamster. 128 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:42,314 - How long since he dumped you? - It was mutual. 3 months. 129 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:45,359 You see? If I'd done the same when your dad left me, 130 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:49,113 I'd be bored, bitter and I'd have an ass like a bull ring. 131 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,532 Sure, so you joined the Fight Club. 132 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:54,326 I just want you to get out and have fun. 133 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:55,953 And get laid. 134 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,204 Please! 135 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:58,706 That's right. 136 00:08:59,081 --> 00:08:59,790 Water. 137 00:09:00,124 --> 00:09:01,459 You're too soft. 138 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:03,169 You still aren't over it. 139 00:09:03,461 --> 00:09:07,506 You need to show him he can't treat you this way! 140 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:09,300 What do you want me to do? 141 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:11,260 Nothing, leave it to me. 142 00:09:11,469 --> 00:09:15,014 There are two studly Kosovar Albanians working here. 143 00:09:15,181 --> 00:09:16,640 Real pros. 144 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,768 What are you trying to say? 145 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:21,645 You want to hire thugs to break his legs? 146 00:09:21,854 --> 00:09:24,231 I said they're pros. They won't break anything. 147 00:09:25,024 --> 00:09:27,193 - It worked great on your dad. - Dad? 148 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:30,196 He was a kitten after that. And it gave me a huge rush. 149 00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:33,491 Come on. Right, right. Imagine it's him. 150 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:36,118 Bastard! You can't treat my daughter like that! 151 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:39,246 Motherfucker! Come on, pretend it's him. 152 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:42,792 Jerk! Go on, hit him. He's standing right here. Bam! 153 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:53,427 Boss, how about a few beers to celebrate you not firing me yet? 154 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:54,678 Okay. 155 00:09:55,471 --> 00:09:56,722 But just one. 156 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:02,269 I don't know. 157 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:05,272 - I want something glamorous. - Say no more. 158 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:07,274 One Cosmopolitan, coming right up. 159 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:11,695 I'll take something unglamorous. A rum and Coke. 160 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:13,322 Another one! 161 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:15,991 Looks like the lobsters will have to wait. 162 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:19,620 They're stupid animals. The females deserve to get eaten. 163 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:23,290 Why do they keep trying? Why not just be alone and happy? 164 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:24,333 It's instinct. 165 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,961 Ducks fly south, mantises eat their mates 166 00:10:27,128 --> 00:10:29,338 and lobsters like men who mistreat them. 167 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:32,216 Luckily after all this evolution it doesn't affect us anymore. 168 00:10:32,383 --> 00:10:34,009 - Yeah, just as well. - Right. 169 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,303 - We're leaving. - Already? 170 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:38,139 I'm pregnant. 171 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,224 Really? We hadn't realized. 172 00:10:40,391 --> 00:10:42,977 With the baby, I can't drink as much as some people. 173 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,478 I need to pee. 174 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:45,855 Wow. 175 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:49,150 And some creep who thinks he's Ronaldo kept hitting on us. 176 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,401 Hitting on us? 177 00:10:50,568 --> 00:10:54,238 He didn't say a word, he just kept flexing his pecks. 178 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:56,615 It didn't work? 179 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:58,742 I thought that worked every time. 180 00:10:58,993 --> 00:11:01,287 Only someone desperate would hook up with him. 181 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:02,580 Which one is he? 182 00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:04,039 That one. 183 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:32,818 Morning, gorgeous. 184 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:33,903 Hi. 185 00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:41,202 - You don't remember me? - Yes. 186 00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:44,455 Good. It happens all the time when go home with drunk girls. 187 00:11:44,622 --> 00:11:47,458 They wake up and say, "No, it was a mistake." 188 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:50,711 "I was too drunk." And they kick me out in 5 minutes. 189 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,756 And that's not very polite now, is it? 190 00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:57,176 I kill myself in the gym to have nice muscles, 191 00:11:57,343 --> 00:11:59,303 I spend a bundle at the tanning salon... 192 00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:01,931 Yeah, and you have accessories. 193 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:05,434 The diamond earring, all that hair... 194 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,811 How about it? You want an encore? 195 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:10,189 No, I'm not a morning person. 196 00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:12,524 You know, bad breath... 197 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:13,734 Want some breakfast? 198 00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:16,111 Okay. 199 00:12:24,954 --> 00:12:26,497 I need to send some emails... 200 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:27,998 Sure, 201 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,333 go ahead. 202 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,926 - I just friended you on Facebook. - Okay. 203 00:12:39,385 --> 00:12:41,512 Are you connected? So you can accept. 204 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:43,973 There. 205 00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:46,100 Yeah. Look at this. 206 00:12:47,685 --> 00:12:50,271 Who is "Mikel alias The Rider"? 207 00:12:50,688 --> 00:12:52,648 My ex. Why? 208 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,609 - He just tagged a video. - What? 209 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:01,699 Hey, guys! What's up? 210 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:05,411 You're wondering why I'm uploading a video 211 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:09,957 after being away so long, looking for the perfect wave... 212 00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:11,500 I've got news. 213 00:13:11,709 --> 00:13:12,626 That's your ex? 214 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,128 It was right here. 215 00:13:14,295 --> 00:13:15,421 He's buff. 216 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:18,757 I was in the sand and a hottie appeared 217 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:23,178 with a body you wouldn't believe, and I've seen plenty. 218 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,847 She took me to her place... 219 00:13:25,014 --> 00:13:27,391 I never had it so good in my whole life. 220 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:32,104 We humped like crazy while her sister made dinner... 221 00:13:32,313 --> 00:13:34,231 and we're still going. 222 00:13:35,149 --> 00:13:39,153 So The Rider has fallen, kids. I'm getting married. 223 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:42,614 If you're hearing this, you're invited to the wedding. 224 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,908 Are his deltoids bigger than mine? 225 00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:47,244 I'll get it. 226 00:13:48,454 --> 00:13:51,623 But... This is my apartment. 227 00:13:53,459 --> 00:13:56,003 - Yes? - Certified letter for Ruth Belloso. 228 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,254 Excuse me... 229 00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,840 All set. 230 00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:03,719 Can I have it? 231 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,264 What a coincidence! Another invitation. 232 00:14:07,473 --> 00:14:08,515 Another one? 233 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:13,312 "Alex y Sagrario, Villapuebla de Medinaceli." 234 00:14:13,479 --> 00:14:16,774 Hey, that town is awesome. You from there? Family of yours? 235 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:19,902 Co-workers, right? That's my guess. 236 00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:22,780 There's no prize for guessing right. 237 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,198 Well? 238 00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:25,991 Another ex-boyfriend. 239 00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:30,079 Another ex-boyfriend inviting me to his wedding. Okay? 240 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:36,752 Okay, so I'll talk to you later... 241 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:37,920 Okay. 242 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:41,673 Bye! 243 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,978 Yeah, I'm going that way too. 244 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,335 Luna! Luna! 245 00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:23,382 Luna! 246 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:33,350 Hi, Luna, gorgeous! 247 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:34,935 Did you miss me? 248 00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:39,940 What are you doing here? The dog is mine this week. 249 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,358 You share the dog? 250 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:42,943 Shared custody. 251 00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:46,530 She loves us both, she can't stand being away from either of us. 252 00:15:46,697 --> 00:15:49,116 By the way, I'm Pedro, Ruth's ex. 253 00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:50,784 No, really? Another one? 254 00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:54,079 What is this, Candid Camera? 255 00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:57,958 Ruth, it's not about the dog. I have very important news. 256 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:01,670 Fine, just don't say you're getting married because... 257 00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,714 Who told you? How do you know? 258 00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:06,592 - You're getting married? - That's right. 259 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:10,095 I thought you said it was too "peti-boogars." 260 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:13,307 I said "petit-bourgeois." What can I say? 261 00:16:13,474 --> 00:16:15,434 I think you opened my eyes. 262 00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:16,310 Me? 263 00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:18,937 Yeah. Dumping you made me grow up. 264 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,939 You grew up in 3 months? 265 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,650 I'm surprised too, it was super fast. 266 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:27,029 But I've discovered that when you're really in love, 267 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,156 everything just fits. 268 00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:31,200 I realized that when I was with you 269 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,535 I had to suppress my feelings so I wouldn't suffer. 270 00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:36,413 While with Marta I feel fulfilled. 271 00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:39,041 I'm complete. Alive. 272 00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:39,958 Alive! 273 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,336 Sure, man. Hey, congratulations. 274 00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:44,463 That's exactly what I'm looking for. 275 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,590 Okay. Good luck. 276 00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:47,716 Ruth... 277 00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:50,677 It's important to me that you come. 278 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:53,639 You were a part of my life, you were there for me... 279 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,015 You've really helped me. 280 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,601 Come. 281 00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,228 Please. 282 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,647 It would be so nice. 283 00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:06,527 Well... I guess I can try. 284 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:07,444 Thanks! 285 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:09,905 You're the best. 286 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:12,699 Thanks a lot. 287 00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:14,201 See you there. 288 00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:16,954 Ruth... Bring him if you want. 289 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,372 There's no problem. 290 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,293 Cool, huh? 291 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:34,888 Well? What do you think? 292 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:40,978 I think it sucks! 293 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,689 A bullshit wedding! 294 00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:53,115 Now you bring it to me, huh? 295 00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,017 Hey! 296 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,478 Surfing the internet during work hours? 297 00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:49,022 Which part of "I'm your boss" did you not understand? 298 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,692 Okay, okay. I see we're touchy. 299 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,193 I'm sorry, Dani. 300 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,570 My ex-boyfriend is getting married 301 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:58,615 and I was looking at photos of his fiancé. I'm a mess. 302 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,034 No, we've all done that. 303 00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:04,496 That's the one who dumped you at the wedding? 304 00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:07,791 That's the first thing the girls told me about you. 305 00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:10,544 No. This one's getting married too, but he's Mikel. 306 00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:13,380 Damn, you're in for quite a season. 307 00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:16,967 Why does this guy want to get married? 308 00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:19,052 I don't know. Go on, turn it off. 309 00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:22,973 - No! - Let me see! 310 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:25,934 It was a phase of my life I'd rather forget. 311 00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:28,478 You should tag it, your contacts deserve to see it. 312 00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:29,771 I look awful. 313 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,023 Not everyone agrees. Read the comments. 314 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:35,110 "I forgot about that ex of yours, she gives me a hummer!" 315 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:36,820 What crap is that? 316 00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:40,157 "I think she's still single and a little wacky. 317 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,159 So you might have a chance." 318 00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:44,703 He writes that on Facebook and invites me to his wedding. 319 00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,163 What an idiot. 320 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,873 - You should go. - Yeah? 321 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:50,000 Why, so he can set me up with Crazytooth? 322 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,543 To show him he's wrong. 323 00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:52,878 That he's wrong? 324 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,963 Dani, I'm single. 325 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,507 And you've seen me when I drink too much. 326 00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,009 Hey, don't diss yourself. 327 00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:02,387 It's the truth. Besides, if I went alone 328 00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,431 it would only prove them right. 329 00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:06,850 Then I'll go with you. 330 00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:11,021 What? I don't even know if I want to go. 331 00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:15,484 Gee, I don't know. Free food, booze and chicks who want to go wild. 332 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:16,985 Of course I want to go. 333 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:21,990 But especially to help my boss show this dick what he's missing. 334 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,658 Trust me, it'll be a blast. 335 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:26,912 No. 336 00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,622 No way! 337 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:39,466 I should never have let that woman sell me this damn dress! 338 00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:41,593 Boss, there's something I don't get. 339 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:42,427 What? 340 00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:44,346 Why do people pay for porn? 341 00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:47,974 Porn? Do we have to talk about that right now? 342 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,185 Pay websites are huge. Who uses them? 343 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:53,897 How should I know? Get me a tissue from the glove compartment. 344 00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:57,400 You know how much free porn is out there? 345 00:21:57,609 --> 00:21:58,944 Take your pick: 346 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:01,863 gay, lesbian, interracial, MILF, pregnant women, bukkake, 347 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:05,575 golden showers, squirting, fistfucking, amateur, gangbang... 348 00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,452 Okay, I get the idea. 349 00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:10,413 There are people who see all that for free and still say: 350 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,874 "I need more. I'm going to pay." 351 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:16,044 - Maybe it's higher quality. - What do you mean? 352 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:19,005 I don't watch porn. But there's nothing you'd pay for? 353 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:21,132 No. No. 354 00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:25,303 But it would be nice if they made the situations more arousing. 355 00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:29,057 More arousing? Sure, that's exactly what it needs. 356 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:31,977 They go so out of their way to avoid subtlety and romance... 357 00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:33,144 That's not what I mean. 358 00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:35,605 Seriously, Dani. You're nuts. 359 00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:38,984 What's a "buzake"? Or "bukkake"... 360 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:49,911 One thing. Don't pretend I'm your boyfriend. 361 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,747 Trust me, it's the worst strategy of all time. 362 00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:54,499 I wasn't planning to. 363 00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:59,004 Why is everyone dressed in white? 364 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:01,506 Because it's a beach wedding. 365 00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:03,592 Why didn't anyone tell me? 366 00:23:04,593 --> 00:23:07,387 Excuse me? Can I take some pictures of you two? 367 00:23:07,929 --> 00:23:09,055 - Sure. - Yeah? 368 00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:10,640 - Like that. - Boss. 369 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:34,164 No. Don't look at the camera. 370 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,416 Get lost in space. 371 00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:38,877 You're two soap bubbles. 372 00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:40,545 Weightless... 373 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:42,964 and beautiful. 374 00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:44,549 Look, it's Mikel! 375 00:24:38,853 --> 00:24:40,230 That's why he's getting married. 376 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,118 "Mikel's getting married." 377 00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:55,954 When I heard, I said... 378 00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:57,956 "Ouch." 379 00:24:58,123 --> 00:25:00,500 But then I smoked 380 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:03,044 a big fat doobie and thought: 381 00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:06,297 "Why can't a surfer get married? That's prejudice." 382 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,633 Okay, okay, it's true. 383 00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:10,343 The partying, the traveling... 384 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,637 But I have three kids... 385 00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:16,224 and they might be in Indonesia and I've never seen them, 386 00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:19,102 but I get them surfboards for wholesale. 387 00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:20,228 Ruth! 388 00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:21,271 Hi! 389 00:25:21,438 --> 00:25:22,522 It's me, Lucia. 390 00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:24,691 Hi! What's up? 391 00:25:24,899 --> 00:25:26,359 - How are you? - Great. 392 00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:27,485 What's this? 393 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:31,698 This was an insemination and this one's in vitro. 394 00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:33,992 What do you think? 395 00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:34,659 Hey! 396 00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:37,495 Look, look! 397 00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:41,374 Oh, well. 398 00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:43,501 There, there. It's okay. 399 00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:47,255 I'm out of milk, but it's the only way to calm him down. Here. 400 00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:50,133 Being a single mother is the best thing I ever did. 401 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:52,677 I felt the need. Especially nowadays. 402 00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:55,430 The only ones who have kids are immigrants, gypsies 403 00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:58,558 and the Opus Dei. At this rate, in a few years... 404 00:25:59,434 --> 00:26:01,186 - Have you got kids? - No, no. 405 00:26:01,352 --> 00:26:03,313 But I recycle a lot to leave them 406 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,190 - a better world. - You recycle. 407 00:26:05,356 --> 00:26:07,609 There, there, there... 408 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:09,944 Okay, I think that's all. 409 00:26:10,111 --> 00:26:11,738 So... 410 00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:13,156 let's get it on! 411 00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:22,916 Everybody kiss each other! 412 00:26:28,213 --> 00:26:30,423 No, no, no! Ruther! 413 00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:32,467 How great that you came! 414 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:35,345 I mean... and look at that! 415 00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:39,224 Damn, you're something. 416 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:41,601 I thought you wouldn't have the snatch. 417 00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:44,562 Why not? I'm doing great. 418 00:26:44,813 --> 00:26:47,107 Actually I've never been better. 419 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:50,401 Sure, that is really awesome. Totally awesome. 420 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:53,571 Having you here to share a day like this... 421 00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:55,865 really means a lot to me. 422 00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:57,158 Ruther! 423 00:26:57,951 --> 00:26:58,910 Hot damn! 424 00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:05,917 Oh, he's your... 425 00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:07,127 Her friend Dani. 426 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:08,711 What's up, Dani? 427 00:27:08,878 --> 00:27:11,631 Yeah, we say "friends" to avoid the labels. 428 00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,716 Right, honey? It's easier that way. 429 00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:16,970 Yeah, I've been chasing her for months, 430 00:27:17,137 --> 00:27:20,640 but the line is too long, so if you have any single lady friends... 431 00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:23,935 No problem, bro. This place is full of hotties. 432 00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:26,396 How cool, huh? 433 00:27:26,563 --> 00:27:29,399 How is everything, Ruther? You were into... 434 00:27:29,732 --> 00:27:31,651 shrimp or something, right? 435 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:34,070 Yeah, lobsters. They're lobsters. 436 00:27:34,362 --> 00:27:37,782 We're doing tons of research, it's an important project. 437 00:27:37,949 --> 00:27:40,118 - I'm very happy. - That's great. 438 00:27:40,285 --> 00:27:43,621 Hey, we cooked a bunch for dinner. Take a look. 439 00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:44,956 Hi! 440 00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:47,959 Natasha. 441 00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:49,294 Congratulations. 442 00:27:49,961 --> 00:27:51,421 - Hi. - Hi. 443 00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:53,673 Sorry we didn't say hi before. 444 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:58,052 This is such a crazy wedding... Everything's crazy with Mikel. 445 00:27:58,219 --> 00:28:02,098 I mean we know each other. We went out for a long time. 446 00:28:02,265 --> 00:28:05,643 A really, really long time. Longer than you, but... 447 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:08,271 we don't want to talk about that. 448 00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:09,856 How are you? Are you happy? 449 00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:11,316 Horny. 450 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,319 Is that the right word? 451 00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:17,864 No, you got mixed up. But that's okay, we understood. 452 00:28:18,031 --> 00:28:21,409 - You mean you're having a blast. - Yeah. 453 00:28:21,576 --> 00:28:23,244 And I feel like fucking. 454 00:28:23,995 --> 00:28:24,996 Oh. 455 00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:27,665 You got the right word then. 456 00:28:27,832 --> 00:28:29,626 No, no, no! Aitor! 457 00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:32,670 That guy is too much. You have to meet him. 458 00:28:32,837 --> 00:28:35,256 Okay, kids. Have fun, Ruther! 459 00:28:36,007 --> 00:28:37,967 We're off to a good start. 460 00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:41,346 We know nobody here except my ex and his horny bride. 461 00:28:43,223 --> 00:28:46,601 And you won't talk to me, you're too busy with the buffet. 462 00:28:46,809 --> 00:28:49,896 I can't help myself. I need to try everything. 463 00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:52,440 With a fixed menu you know what you're getting, 464 00:28:52,649 --> 00:28:56,194 but here I feel like people are trying to take food away from me. 465 00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:58,321 - But I can still talk. - Sure. 466 00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:00,031 What about, porn again? 467 00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:03,326 I don't get that tone. It's as valid a subject as any. 468 00:29:04,202 --> 00:29:05,995 You know what I would outlaw? 469 00:29:06,162 --> 00:29:07,330 You don't watch porn. 470 00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:10,541 Yeah, but it affects me. Every guy I go out with does. 471 00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:13,544 Cumming in someone's face. What's the point? 472 00:29:13,711 --> 00:29:17,298 The girls waiting for it, like they want it. Well, they don't. 473 00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:20,009 They open their mouths, but they don't. 474 00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:22,136 Because it'll get in their eyes. 475 00:29:22,303 --> 00:29:25,473 Bullshit. Semen doesn't taste good. It's not yummy. 476 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,559 You make an effort for that special someone, 477 00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:32,897 but Ferran Adrià won't be making semen foam for shrimp any time soon. 478 00:29:33,064 --> 00:29:34,649 - Will he? - I hope not. 479 00:29:35,108 --> 00:29:36,776 I've always preferred ketchup. 480 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,903 - Have you got any? - Ketchup? 481 00:29:39,070 --> 00:29:40,363 - For the shrimp? - Please. 482 00:29:40,530 --> 00:29:41,531 Thank you. 483 00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:45,285 I always get weird looks, but I love it. 484 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,328 See you around. 485 00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:50,540 Well? 486 00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:52,083 What? 487 00:29:52,709 --> 00:29:54,377 What? I don't know. 488 00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:59,132 The glances, the smiles, now the crap about the ketchup... 489 00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:01,801 I thought I was single and wacky. 490 00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:04,554 Just because I let a guy look at me doesn't mean 491 00:30:04,721 --> 00:30:07,056 I go home with the first one who does. 492 00:30:07,223 --> 00:30:09,851 At least until I've had 3 drinks. 493 00:30:42,342 --> 00:30:43,468 Well? 494 00:30:43,926 --> 00:30:45,303 You're not giving up? 495 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:49,390 No. I always start with a girl who's obviously out of my league. 496 00:30:49,557 --> 00:30:51,517 For 3 reasons. One: You never know. 497 00:30:51,726 --> 00:30:54,479 Two: Rejection keeps you on your toes. 498 00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:57,190 And three: When I hook one a little uglier than her 499 00:30:57,357 --> 00:30:59,400 I'll be a lot more grateful. 500 00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:03,071 So to answer your question... No, I'm only warming up. 501 00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:07,950 Don't look now, but the ketchup guy keeps checking you out. 502 00:31:08,117 --> 00:31:10,119 - He's nuts about you. - Seriously? 503 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:23,091 Third drink. 504 00:31:46,364 --> 00:31:48,241 Will you please dance with me? 505 00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:55,123 Well, okay. 506 00:31:55,331 --> 00:31:56,332 Sure. 507 00:32:33,411 --> 00:32:34,579 What happened? 508 00:32:34,787 --> 00:32:37,748 Sorry, I really like your boobs. 509 00:32:38,875 --> 00:32:39,834 Okay. 510 00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:42,420 Don't worry about it. These things happen. 511 00:32:42,587 --> 00:32:45,173 What we'll do now 512 00:32:45,339 --> 00:32:47,258 is wait for you... 513 00:32:47,675 --> 00:32:49,093 to relax. 514 00:32:49,302 --> 00:32:51,721 Let's go sit down. Come on. 515 00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:55,850 No, please! Everyone will see! 516 00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:58,728 Okay. Then we'll play it off. 517 00:32:59,061 --> 00:33:00,229 Here we go. 518 00:33:00,396 --> 00:33:02,607 Right, left. Let's go. 519 00:33:03,024 --> 00:33:04,859 Right, left. 520 00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:06,569 Right, left. 521 00:33:06,736 --> 00:33:08,696 You see? Nobody's watching. Good. 522 00:33:08,863 --> 00:33:11,991 Right, left, right, left, right, left... 523 00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:13,868 Conga! Conga! 524 00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:15,036 Conga! 525 00:33:15,286 --> 00:33:18,289 No, Mikel! Not the Conga! 526 00:33:19,499 --> 00:33:21,083 No, stop, stop! 527 00:33:22,710 --> 00:33:23,669 Stop! 528 00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:27,131 Dani, make them stop! The boy has a woody! 529 00:33:28,466 --> 00:33:30,051 Turn! 530 00:34:03,876 --> 00:34:05,711 - Good evening. - What's up? 531 00:34:05,878 --> 00:34:08,130 Excuse me, I'd like... 532 00:34:08,881 --> 00:34:12,760 something sexy, something glamorous. 533 00:34:12,927 --> 00:34:14,971 How about a Cosmopolitan? 534 00:34:15,137 --> 00:34:18,975 Sorry, I don't know how to make one. If you tell me I can try. 535 00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:21,936 That's okay. Give me a rum and Coke. 536 00:34:22,144 --> 00:34:24,146 I feel bad. Let's try, that way I can learn. 537 00:34:24,313 --> 00:34:27,358 No, the ingredients are very complicated. 538 00:34:27,525 --> 00:34:29,110 For example, it has... 539 00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:32,113 papaya skin... aged. 540 00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:33,990 Ruther! 541 00:34:34,156 --> 00:34:36,867 I was looking for you. Remember Crazytooth? 542 00:34:37,118 --> 00:34:38,995 - My buddy Aritz. - No, no. 543 00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:43,958 He's crazy but he's a great guy and he thinks you're hot. 544 00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:46,168 Yeah, but... 545 00:34:46,586 --> 00:34:48,588 I'm over my surfer phase. 546 00:34:48,921 --> 00:34:49,880 Oh. 547 00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:53,884 Oh, right, okay. I get the picture. 548 00:34:54,135 --> 00:34:58,139 You're more into guys who read and all that. 549 00:34:58,306 --> 00:35:00,349 I got your wifi, Ruther. 550 00:35:00,516 --> 00:35:03,436 - We have papaya skin. - And raspberry extract? 551 00:35:04,895 --> 00:35:07,148 - Nice party, huh? - Yeah. 552 00:35:07,315 --> 00:35:08,441 Do you know Ruth? 553 00:35:08,649 --> 00:35:10,735 No. We spoke earlier, but we haven't met. 554 00:35:10,901 --> 00:35:11,944 Then it's official. 555 00:35:13,738 --> 00:35:15,072 He's... 556 00:35:15,865 --> 00:35:16,490 Jonas. 557 00:35:16,657 --> 00:35:19,827 Jonas, the best plastic surgeon around. 558 00:35:19,994 --> 00:35:24,624 He operated on my finger when mine got amputated in Annapurna. 559 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:28,669 It looks great. I didn't even notice until you showed me. 560 00:35:28,836 --> 00:35:30,463 He means his toe. 561 00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:32,089 A common procedure. 562 00:35:32,256 --> 00:35:35,760 It's perfect, man, perfect. I don't walk so great anymore, 563 00:35:35,926 --> 00:35:37,887 but I can wave hi to the kids. 564 00:35:38,054 --> 00:35:39,972 Here's the raspberry. What else? 565 00:35:40,139 --> 00:35:41,807 You guys have everything. 566 00:35:41,974 --> 00:35:46,145 Two parts vodka, lemon... 567 00:35:46,562 --> 00:35:50,399 a little African black pepper and some shrimp juice. 568 00:35:50,858 --> 00:35:51,859 Perfect. 569 00:35:52,026 --> 00:35:52,860 Yeah. 570 00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:57,490 Ruth is something else, she's something else. 571 00:35:57,657 --> 00:36:01,494 She knows a lot about lobsters, more than anyone in Spain. 572 00:36:01,661 --> 00:36:03,621 And she goes all out. 573 00:36:03,788 --> 00:36:06,290 - Well, not really... - Not really? 574 00:36:06,499 --> 00:36:08,751 She's crazy, take it from me. 575 00:36:08,918 --> 00:36:11,212 She'd have to be to go out with me. 576 00:36:11,629 --> 00:36:13,589 You two were together? 577 00:36:13,756 --> 00:36:16,008 - They were strange years. - Sure. 578 00:36:16,175 --> 00:36:18,386 - Remember the trip to Morocco? - No. 579 00:36:18,552 --> 00:36:20,012 - Not really. - Here you go, beautiful. 580 00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:23,933 You don't remember because we were high the whole time. 581 00:36:24,809 --> 00:36:27,812 We had the most amazing hash... Pure pollen. 582 00:36:27,978 --> 00:36:31,148 When we reached the border she insisted 583 00:36:31,649 --> 00:36:35,778 on carrying it because I always get stopped for looking radical. 584 00:36:35,945 --> 00:36:38,698 So she stuck it in her box. 585 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:42,201 I thought you were going to get nailed but no, 586 00:36:42,410 --> 00:36:45,538 she kept her cool. She was a real trooper. 587 00:36:45,705 --> 00:36:48,916 Two days, man. They had there, stark naked, 588 00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:51,544 searching her, squatting for hours... 589 00:36:51,752 --> 00:36:53,337 I think he gets the idea... 590 00:36:53,504 --> 00:36:57,216 She put it down there, you know? In her snatch! 591 00:36:57,550 --> 00:36:58,968 In her snatch! 592 00:36:59,593 --> 00:37:02,096 I don't know where she put it because 593 00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:03,931 not even the X-ray saw it. 594 00:37:04,098 --> 00:37:07,101 She must have put it way back there. 595 00:37:07,268 --> 00:37:08,227 That was me! 596 00:37:09,937 --> 00:37:11,939 Hey, Crazytooth! 597 00:37:12,106 --> 00:37:14,525 Abort, abort, she's not into it. 598 00:37:15,818 --> 00:37:17,945 - Want some space cake? - Sure! 599 00:37:18,112 --> 00:37:20,072 - Go on, try it. - Here goes. 600 00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:22,575 Damn! 601 00:37:23,951 --> 00:37:26,996 Doctor Frankenstein getting high at my wedding. 602 00:37:27,204 --> 00:37:29,039 This will be historic! 603 00:37:29,707 --> 00:37:32,084 What do you mean? What's in it? 604 00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:35,087 Shrooms, fungus, stinkhorns, the works. 605 00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:37,882 Who knows? This guy goes all the way. 606 00:37:38,424 --> 00:37:41,093 Relax and enjoy the ride. 607 00:37:46,807 --> 00:37:47,349 You okay? 608 00:37:49,101 --> 00:37:50,436 I'm very worried. 609 00:37:52,438 --> 00:37:54,356 I don't take drugs, I'm hypersensitive to chemicals. 610 00:37:54,523 --> 00:37:56,442 - Why did you eat it? - I don't know. 611 00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:57,818 "Space cake." 612 00:37:59,862 --> 00:38:01,864 I think I'm gonna freak out. 613 00:38:02,031 --> 00:38:02,907 No, look. 614 00:38:03,073 --> 00:38:05,409 You only took a little bite. 615 00:38:05,576 --> 00:38:06,786 You won't feel it. 616 00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:10,706 Are my pupils normal or dilated? 617 00:38:10,873 --> 00:38:12,124 - Fine. - Yeah? 618 00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:13,834 Yeah. You're fine. 619 00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:14,919 I'm fine. 620 00:38:15,127 --> 00:38:16,587 - It's okay. - It's okay. 621 00:38:16,754 --> 00:38:17,755 Don't get paranoid. 622 00:38:17,922 --> 00:38:19,507 I won't get paranoid. 623 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:24,804 Get up. There. 624 00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,972 Sorry for spoiling the party. 625 00:38:27,139 --> 00:38:29,558 It's the best thing that's happened to me all night. 626 00:38:29,767 --> 00:38:30,976 - Here. - Here? 627 00:38:31,393 --> 00:38:32,353 There. 628 00:38:32,561 --> 00:38:33,896 That's it. Better? 629 00:38:34,063 --> 00:38:35,105 Yeah. 630 00:38:37,066 --> 00:38:38,067 What's wrong? 631 00:38:39,318 --> 00:38:40,861 Hallucinations. 632 00:38:41,028 --> 00:38:42,738 They're starting. 633 00:38:43,197 --> 00:38:45,449 This one is typical. Standard. 634 00:38:46,784 --> 00:38:49,370 There's a midget smoking a cigar. 635 00:38:51,747 --> 00:38:53,374 That's Juanito! 636 00:38:53,541 --> 00:38:55,543 - Mikel's cousin. - It is? 637 00:38:56,502 --> 00:38:58,420 He's coming over. What do I do? 638 00:38:58,587 --> 00:39:00,172 He's going to hear you. 639 00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:04,510 - Stop staring. - I can't. I'm mesmerized. 640 00:39:04,844 --> 00:39:05,803 Look at him. 641 00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:07,513 Think about something else. 642 00:39:07,888 --> 00:39:09,181 - Something else? - Yeah. 643 00:39:09,348 --> 00:39:10,516 Right. 644 00:39:11,892 --> 00:39:13,143 I just went blank. 645 00:39:14,728 --> 00:39:16,939 Do you go to many patients' weddings? 646 00:39:17,106 --> 00:39:18,023 Yeah. 647 00:39:19,650 --> 00:39:22,027 Weddings, baptisms, communions, birthdays... 648 00:39:22,194 --> 00:39:25,030 They always invite me because they wanna thank me... 649 00:39:25,197 --> 00:39:29,076 and I can't say no. But it's fine because I get more patients. 650 00:39:29,243 --> 00:39:31,453 - I'm talking pretty fast. - Yeah. 651 00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:34,039 It's okay. Look, here we are. 652 00:39:34,498 --> 00:39:36,584 - Facing the sea. - The sea. 653 00:39:37,751 --> 00:39:39,336 Take a deep breath. 654 00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,930 I never realized... 655 00:39:52,182 --> 00:39:54,560 how bright the stars are here. 656 00:39:55,603 --> 00:39:57,438 There are millions of them. 657 00:40:04,737 --> 00:40:07,656 - I should have eaten some. - So many! 658 00:40:08,908 --> 00:40:10,618 This is incredible! 659 00:40:10,784 --> 00:40:12,411 Holy shit! 660 00:40:16,749 --> 00:40:19,627 I can't believe I'm saying it, but I'm dying to kiss you. 661 00:40:21,128 --> 00:40:22,546 Who's stopping you? 662 00:40:22,713 --> 00:40:24,048 Who's stopping me? 663 00:40:25,716 --> 00:40:26,717 Nobody. 664 00:40:54,203 --> 00:40:56,080 Maybe we can get out of here. 665 00:40:56,538 --> 00:40:58,666 If you want to. Do you want to? 666 00:40:58,832 --> 00:40:59,667 Yes. 667 00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:01,919 Seriously? Cool! 668 00:41:02,711 --> 00:41:04,672 Will you wait here while I go to the bathroom? 669 00:41:04,838 --> 00:41:06,298 Of course! Where would I go? 670 00:41:06,465 --> 00:41:07,132 The stars. 671 00:41:07,299 --> 00:41:08,425 The stars. 672 00:41:12,805 --> 00:41:13,806 - All set. - Hi. 673 00:41:13,973 --> 00:41:15,307 Hi. Say hi to Ruth. 674 00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:17,851 Shit fucking damn it! 675 00:41:18,060 --> 00:41:19,228 What happened? 676 00:41:19,395 --> 00:41:21,855 I left the thermal protective wipes in the car. 677 00:41:22,022 --> 00:41:25,985 He can't go without them. Hold him a second, I'll go get them. 678 00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:28,070 - But... - It'll only be second. 679 00:41:30,406 --> 00:41:31,365 Well? 680 00:41:31,699 --> 00:41:33,117 Nice wedding, huh? 681 00:41:33,867 --> 00:41:35,411 Did you like the party? 682 00:41:36,370 --> 00:41:37,997 Damn! 683 00:41:39,915 --> 00:41:40,916 What...? 684 00:41:46,797 --> 00:41:47,798 Done? 685 00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:54,013 There, there... 686 00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:55,347 There, there... 687 00:41:55,556 --> 00:41:57,307 There, there, there... 688 00:41:57,474 --> 00:41:59,685 It was only a little bump. 689 00:42:00,102 --> 00:42:01,311 It was nothing. 690 00:42:02,855 --> 00:42:04,231 Excuse me, Miss. 691 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,358 - You know Ruth, right? - Yes. 692 00:42:06,775 --> 00:42:09,361 Can you check if she's still in the bathroom? 693 00:42:09,528 --> 00:42:11,655 I've been waiting for her and I'm worried. 694 00:42:11,822 --> 00:42:14,283 It's my fault. She's watching my baby for me. 695 00:42:14,992 --> 00:42:17,828 But don't think I leave my baby with just anyone. 696 00:42:17,995 --> 00:42:19,663 Ruth is great with kids. 697 00:42:19,830 --> 00:42:22,875 She'll be an awesome mother, take it from me. 698 00:42:26,503 --> 00:42:27,755 Holy shit! 699 00:42:27,921 --> 00:42:29,715 What the fuck are you doing? 700 00:42:29,882 --> 00:42:33,177 Get your tit out of his mouth, you filthy whore! 701 00:42:33,343 --> 00:42:34,720 What a hussy! 702 00:42:34,887 --> 00:42:36,513 Wait! Let me explain! 703 00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,223 Nasty bitch! 704 00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:39,767 You'd better let her go. 705 00:42:39,933 --> 00:42:43,479 He was crying and she said that's how she makes it stop. 706 00:42:43,645 --> 00:42:45,230 So I got out my tit and... 707 00:42:45,397 --> 00:42:46,648 It's okay, I believe you. 708 00:42:46,857 --> 00:42:49,485 Don't believe her! That's a filthy thing to do! 709 00:42:49,735 --> 00:42:52,279 Who would do such a thing with someone else's baby? 710 00:42:52,446 --> 00:42:55,991 Especially with that black nipple! It's a white baby! 711 00:42:56,158 --> 00:42:57,242 Are you crazy? 712 00:42:57,409 --> 00:43:01,163 You'll traumatize the poor thing! A black nipple for a white baby! 713 00:43:01,330 --> 00:43:02,539 How gross! 714 00:43:02,706 --> 00:43:04,041 There, there... 715 00:43:05,542 --> 00:43:07,544 I feel bad but I have to go. 716 00:43:07,711 --> 00:43:09,505 There's an emergency at the clinic. 717 00:43:10,756 --> 00:43:13,550 Someone needs a prosthesis in the middle of the night? 718 00:43:13,717 --> 00:43:14,676 It's not an excuse. 719 00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:18,722 I had a great time with you. 720 00:43:20,390 --> 00:43:21,391 Seriously. 721 00:43:28,398 --> 00:43:30,776 You're not even going to ask me for my number? 722 00:43:31,401 --> 00:43:33,028 I'll friend you on Facebook. 723 00:43:35,697 --> 00:43:37,032 Ruth Belloso. 724 00:43:37,199 --> 00:43:39,326 My nipple isn't black... 725 00:44:22,786 --> 00:44:24,288 Another Cosmopolitan? 726 00:44:24,496 --> 00:44:26,123 Tequila. The bottle. 727 00:45:23,805 --> 00:45:25,807 - Looking for this? - Yeah. 728 00:45:28,810 --> 00:45:31,355 Boss, were you gonna leave without saying goodbye? 729 00:45:31,521 --> 00:45:33,273 Don't argue, you'll spoil it. 730 00:45:35,234 --> 00:45:37,986 Last night the three of us created something wonderful. 731 00:45:38,153 --> 00:45:40,989 The energy flowing through our bodies 732 00:45:41,156 --> 00:45:43,700 was unstoppable. Something almost sacred. 733 00:45:43,867 --> 00:45:44,952 Come here. 734 00:45:46,662 --> 00:45:47,871 Come to me. 735 00:45:48,705 --> 00:45:50,290 Give me a hug. 736 00:45:51,917 --> 00:45:52,918 Good. 737 00:45:55,545 --> 00:45:56,546 That's it. 738 00:45:56,713 --> 00:45:59,925 Anyway, thanks a lot. I think I'm gonna go. 739 00:46:00,801 --> 00:46:01,718 No... 740 00:46:02,344 --> 00:46:03,595 No, no, no... 741 00:46:04,221 --> 00:46:06,098 No, no, no... 742 00:46:08,725 --> 00:46:10,560 That's Takeshi and Lars. 743 00:46:17,734 --> 00:46:18,652 Wait... 744 00:46:19,027 --> 00:46:19,987 Here. 745 00:46:20,153 --> 00:46:23,323 I can't find the Ben Wa balls, you might still have them in there. 746 00:46:23,490 --> 00:46:26,743 I'm sure you think this is funny, but I'm not in the mood. 747 00:46:27,369 --> 00:46:29,496 That's the door, boss. 748 00:46:29,663 --> 00:46:32,207 Boss... Seriously, don't leave like this. 749 00:46:32,374 --> 00:46:33,500 Leave me alone. 750 00:46:37,921 --> 00:46:39,673 Where's the bathroom? 751 00:46:48,724 --> 00:46:51,601 I think I left my purse at the wedding. 752 00:46:52,394 --> 00:46:54,688 Can you lend me money for a taxi? 753 00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:59,359 Oh, yes, German... 754 00:47:00,902 --> 00:47:03,071 That feels so good. 755 00:47:06,575 --> 00:47:07,868 No, damn it. 756 00:47:08,368 --> 00:47:09,953 Don't answer. 757 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:13,373 Nothing outside of this jacuzzi matters. 758 00:47:20,630 --> 00:47:21,757 Fuck! 759 00:47:22,632 --> 00:47:24,134 Who died? 760 00:47:24,301 --> 00:47:28,388 I did. I need your keys to my apartment. Don't ask. 761 00:47:29,389 --> 00:47:32,225 Well now. It looks like the wedding wasn't so bad. 762 00:47:32,392 --> 00:47:36,521 Actually... I'd rather not go into detail. 763 00:47:38,565 --> 00:47:39,816 Hello. I'm German. 764 00:47:40,859 --> 00:47:41,610 Hello! 765 00:47:41,818 --> 00:47:45,155 - Can I make you two breakfast? - No, she's leaving. 766 00:47:45,322 --> 00:47:47,366 I had no idea... Where did you meet him? 767 00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:51,495 Where do you think? With my Visa. The stud charges by the hour. 768 00:47:51,661 --> 00:47:54,164 Hurry up, the meter is running. 769 00:47:54,373 --> 00:47:57,876 Now he's having breakfast... I'll call you later! 770 00:47:58,043 --> 00:48:01,630 You know I'm totally interested in your stuff. Tell me everything. 771 00:48:01,797 --> 00:48:04,174 I love you. You look awful, go to bed. Bye! 772 00:48:05,717 --> 00:48:06,718 German! 773 00:48:07,260 --> 00:48:09,179 Today you have to give me a discount. 774 00:48:09,346 --> 00:48:12,099 We've wasted the whole morning screwing around! 775 00:48:43,755 --> 00:48:45,549 Boss... Here. 776 00:48:45,715 --> 00:48:48,427 The video we made the other night. You'll probably erase it, 777 00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:52,848 but I wouldn't. There's a part with you and the photographer 778 00:48:53,014 --> 00:48:54,933 that's hard core porn. Filthy. 779 00:48:55,809 --> 00:48:57,727 I'm joking. What do you take me for? 780 00:48:57,894 --> 00:49:01,440 Guys! The girls brought me some gifts for the baby. 781 00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:04,025 Some are big and look expensive. 782 00:49:04,192 --> 00:49:09,030 You know I think it's too mushy, but they insisted and I feel bad. 783 00:49:09,197 --> 00:49:11,074 You can come if you want. 784 00:49:14,911 --> 00:49:18,582 Dani, I was totally drunk and totally high. 785 00:49:18,748 --> 00:49:23,670 It was crazy, so we should never joke about it or mention it again. 786 00:49:23,837 --> 00:49:26,298 Fine, if you can't be mature about it. 787 00:49:26,465 --> 00:49:28,467 - Talking about it helps. - No, it doesn't. 788 00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:31,052 It's wrong for you to fuck us to get back at that guy 789 00:49:31,219 --> 00:49:32,512 and then walk out on us. 790 00:49:32,721 --> 00:49:34,723 Miss Soap Bubble is devastated. 791 00:49:34,890 --> 00:49:37,642 She says her pain flies with dove wings. 792 00:49:37,809 --> 00:49:39,311 Seriously, boss... 793 00:49:39,478 --> 00:49:42,022 I don't want any weird vibes between us. 794 00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:44,983 Because I'd have to join Sara's group. 795 00:49:45,859 --> 00:49:47,861 And I didn't get her anything. 796 00:49:52,782 --> 00:49:55,035 "It's me, Jonas, from the wedding. 797 00:49:55,202 --> 00:49:57,787 I'm not into the whole social networking thing, 798 00:49:57,954 --> 00:50:01,124 but I'd like to be your friend on Facebook and in real life, 799 00:50:01,291 --> 00:50:02,459 if possible. 800 00:50:02,626 --> 00:50:06,588 Sorry I left like that and I hope you'll meet me for coffee sometime." 801 00:50:06,755 --> 00:50:08,340 Who wants to see me? 802 00:50:08,507 --> 00:50:12,135 A guy who saw you breastfeeding a baby and took off running. 803 00:50:12,302 --> 00:50:13,720 You prefer him to us? 804 00:50:13,887 --> 00:50:15,514 I really like him. 805 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:19,518 Besides, look. I was wrong. He really did have an emergency. 806 00:50:19,851 --> 00:50:22,437 You're breaking my heart. You know that, right? 807 00:51:16,157 --> 00:51:18,201 Cool, bro. Bull's-eye! 808 00:51:18,577 --> 00:51:21,871 Boys, you can't do this. I want to talk to your father. 809 00:51:22,038 --> 00:51:24,541 He can't right now, he's fucking your mom. 810 00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:27,586 He's doing what? 811 00:51:27,752 --> 00:51:29,713 Right on your head, retard! 812 00:51:29,879 --> 00:51:31,548 Hit him in the face! 813 00:51:31,715 --> 00:51:32,882 - Schmuck! - Run! 814 00:51:44,436 --> 00:51:45,729 Pretty apartment. 815 00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:52,861 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 816 00:51:53,028 --> 00:51:54,237 Yeah? You sure? 817 00:52:00,660 --> 00:52:01,620 Sorry. 818 00:52:06,499 --> 00:52:08,043 - Which way? - That way. 819 00:52:30,607 --> 00:52:31,733 Good morning. 820 00:52:32,108 --> 00:52:33,193 Good morning. 821 00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,945 I'm late for work, but it was an incredible night. 822 00:52:36,363 --> 00:52:37,322 Right. 823 00:52:37,822 --> 00:52:41,701 But do you mean an incredible night we'll never forget... 824 00:52:41,868 --> 00:52:44,913 or an incredible night and you want more? 825 00:52:45,288 --> 00:52:47,832 I don't know. Do you want more? 826 00:52:49,042 --> 00:52:51,670 I mean, if you don't, that's okay. 827 00:52:51,836 --> 00:52:52,879 It's... 828 00:53:00,178 --> 00:53:01,179 Anyway... 829 00:53:02,806 --> 00:53:04,641 All I know is I want to see you again. 830 00:53:05,767 --> 00:53:06,685 Okay. 831 00:53:08,061 --> 00:53:08,937 Call me. 832 00:53:16,444 --> 00:53:17,278 Yes! 833 00:53:17,445 --> 00:53:19,406 Yes, yes, yes! 834 00:53:19,614 --> 00:53:20,824 Yes, yes, yes! 835 00:53:20,990 --> 00:53:21,783 Yes! 836 00:53:27,539 --> 00:53:29,833 The mattress is too hard. 837 00:53:30,083 --> 00:53:33,920 Did you notice? I thought jumping on it might soften it. 838 00:53:34,838 --> 00:53:35,755 My jacket. 839 00:53:53,982 --> 00:53:56,443 I see you took the vitamins I gave you. 840 00:53:56,609 --> 00:53:57,444 No. 841 00:53:57,902 --> 00:53:59,237 It's not the pills, 842 00:53:59,404 --> 00:54:00,864 - Mom. - It's not? 843 00:54:01,156 --> 00:54:01,990 No. 844 00:54:02,157 --> 00:54:03,366 You got laid! 845 00:54:04,576 --> 00:54:05,535 Mom! 846 00:54:05,702 --> 00:54:07,245 I'm so happy for you! 847 00:54:07,454 --> 00:54:10,498 Come on. Ten more minutes to celebrate. 848 00:54:13,001 --> 00:54:15,378 I'm so proud of you. 849 00:54:15,670 --> 00:54:18,673 You gave it everything you had and you did it. 850 00:54:19,799 --> 00:54:21,801 Mom... thank you! 851 00:54:22,844 --> 00:54:25,013 I mean, we're only starting out, but... 852 00:54:25,305 --> 00:54:27,223 that means a lot coming from you. 853 00:54:27,390 --> 00:54:29,726 - I mean your work-out. - Oh. 854 00:54:30,351 --> 00:54:32,854 But I'm glad you met someone, I really am. 855 00:54:33,021 --> 00:54:35,064 - I think it's great. - But? 856 00:54:35,231 --> 00:54:37,817 - But nothing. - Come on, I know you. Spit it out. 857 00:54:37,984 --> 00:54:40,737 Every time you meet a guy you get so intense 858 00:54:40,904 --> 00:54:43,364 that you forget yourself. I don't like it. 859 00:54:43,573 --> 00:54:46,367 Don't worry, I'll keep coming to the gym. 860 00:54:46,576 --> 00:54:50,205 I just want you to be happy. Don't think men solve problems. 861 00:54:50,455 --> 00:54:52,791 Most of the time they are the problem. 862 00:54:52,957 --> 00:54:55,877 I know, but what should I do? Assume he's a jerk? 863 00:54:56,044 --> 00:54:59,255 - Sorry for being excited. - No, I understand. 864 00:54:59,506 --> 00:55:00,173 Look. 865 00:55:00,548 --> 00:55:02,383 The jerk wants to take me to a movie. 866 00:55:02,550 --> 00:55:04,552 Go ahead, enjoy it. 867 00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:08,556 Don't listen to me, I'm an old bag who hires gigolos. 868 00:55:08,807 --> 00:55:11,017 That's right, ma'am. I hire gigolos. 869 00:55:11,184 --> 00:55:13,102 I pay them, I fuck them... 870 00:55:13,269 --> 00:55:15,688 More than once if possible. Till they're dry. 871 00:55:15,855 --> 00:55:17,524 How do you like that? 872 00:55:17,732 --> 00:55:20,109 Want the agency's number? They have good product. 873 00:55:20,276 --> 00:55:21,236 Mom, please... 874 00:55:21,444 --> 00:55:23,863 We'll go together! I know one who's perfect for you! 875 00:56:37,103 --> 00:56:40,189 And Nicolas Cage. I never miss his movies. 876 00:56:40,356 --> 00:56:43,776 He fascinates me. Not as an actor. His hair implants. 877 00:56:43,943 --> 00:56:47,196 People don't notice a masterpiece. John Travolta is up there. 878 00:56:47,363 --> 00:56:49,824 In "Face/Off" I couldn't make up my mind. 879 00:56:49,991 --> 00:56:51,284 Can you hold this while I go to the bathroom? 880 00:56:51,534 --> 00:56:52,827 Perfect. Hi. 881 00:57:00,001 --> 00:57:01,127 Hi, Ruth. 882 00:57:02,545 --> 00:57:05,173 It's me, Alex. 883 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:08,801 Your ex. 884 00:57:10,470 --> 00:57:13,348 This must be awful for you. I'm sorry. 885 00:57:13,556 --> 00:57:16,809 What are you, a transv... transsexual? 886 00:57:16,976 --> 00:57:18,603 - I'm a woman. - A woman? 887 00:57:18,770 --> 00:57:21,022 You mean a woman, woman. 888 00:57:21,189 --> 00:57:23,441 We're talking about... 889 00:57:23,608 --> 00:57:24,943 cutting it off. 890 00:57:25,109 --> 00:57:27,487 I was ashamed but I had to do it. 891 00:57:27,695 --> 00:57:31,157 Besides, Sagrario was there with me the whole time, supporting me... 892 00:57:31,324 --> 00:57:32,951 What is Sagrario, a woman? 893 00:57:33,910 --> 00:57:37,455 I don't know, even though you had the operation... 894 00:57:37,622 --> 00:57:40,166 you might be a lesbian. You always liked women. 895 00:57:40,375 --> 00:57:41,834 Sagrario is a man. 896 00:57:42,627 --> 00:57:44,545 He has a weird name because he's Cuban, 897 00:57:44,712 --> 00:57:47,882 but he's wonderful. You'll meet him Saturday at the wedding. 898 00:57:48,049 --> 00:57:49,217 You'll love him. 899 00:57:49,384 --> 00:57:50,927 I don't think that's a good idea. 900 00:57:51,094 --> 00:57:55,556 I know. I have no right to ask you. You must hate me. 901 00:57:55,723 --> 00:57:59,560 No, I don't hate you. If you're a happy man... woman... 902 00:57:59,727 --> 00:58:03,690 Yeah, but I thought you would be at my wedding and... 903 00:58:03,940 --> 00:58:06,234 and it would be a special day... 904 00:58:06,401 --> 00:58:08,861 and I know it must be awful for you but... 905 00:58:09,028 --> 00:58:11,698 I think I can try to be there. 906 00:58:14,325 --> 00:58:16,494 You're the best, Ruth, the best! 907 00:58:16,661 --> 00:58:18,705 I'll never forget this! 908 00:58:20,957 --> 00:58:23,418 I don't get it. Why don't you invite him? 909 00:58:23,626 --> 00:58:25,962 Because I really like this one, I don't want to scare him. 910 00:58:26,170 --> 00:58:28,589 That's nonsense. Why would he? It's an exotic wedding. 911 00:58:28,756 --> 00:58:31,175 Yeah, right. My transsexual ex-boyfriend's wedding. 912 00:58:31,342 --> 00:58:32,635 The perfect 4th date. 913 00:58:32,927 --> 00:58:35,388 Sure, it's better to coerce me, 914 00:58:35,555 --> 00:58:38,182 your menage-a-trois intern to go with you. 915 00:58:38,349 --> 00:58:39,809 Nice going, boss. 916 00:58:39,976 --> 00:58:41,436 I'm sorry, Dani. 917 00:58:41,602 --> 00:58:44,022 I know I shouldn't have asked you, but... 918 00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:47,150 - Please, come with me. - I don't know. 919 00:58:47,525 --> 00:58:50,820 Though I do have a morbid curiosity about meeting your ex. 920 00:58:50,987 --> 00:58:52,655 - You owe me two now. - Ruthy. 921 00:58:52,822 --> 00:58:54,073 I need to talk to you. 922 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:57,285 We need space for the jellyfish. The lobsters have to go. 923 00:58:57,452 --> 00:59:00,455 What's the problem? Where are they taking them? 924 00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:05,293 A restaurant made an offer. I already said absolutely not. 925 00:59:05,460 --> 00:59:06,919 But we could use the money. 926 00:59:07,086 --> 00:59:09,005 But Sara, listen to me... 927 00:59:09,213 --> 00:59:11,382 Isn't there something else we can do? 928 00:59:11,549 --> 00:59:13,051 Unless someone takes them home. 929 00:59:13,843 --> 00:59:15,053 And another thing. 930 00:59:15,219 --> 00:59:17,096 I need the samples I asked you for. 931 00:59:17,263 --> 00:59:20,058 I understand you're busy with your new boyfriend 932 00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:23,853 and we're all very happy for you, but you have to make ends meet. 933 00:59:24,020 --> 00:59:27,398 I can't wait until he dumps you for you to get your act together. 934 00:59:32,904 --> 00:59:34,489 What a bitch. 935 00:59:34,781 --> 00:59:37,533 Yeah, but that bitch runs this laboratory. 936 00:59:37,700 --> 00:59:40,286 Especially if nobody stands up to her. 937 00:59:40,453 --> 00:59:41,996 What good would that do? 938 00:59:42,163 --> 00:59:44,665 I don't know, but you could try and see what happens. 939 00:59:44,957 --> 00:59:47,794 Why don't you publish your research on your own? 940 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:50,338 What are you talking about? It's not ready yet. 941 00:59:50,505 --> 00:59:53,549 Besides, if nobody here is interested, who else would be? 942 00:59:53,716 --> 00:59:54,634 I would be. 943 00:59:55,843 --> 00:59:57,845 Oh, yeah? More than videos on YouTube? 944 00:59:58,429 --> 00:59:59,722 You're scared. 945 00:59:59,889 --> 01:00:01,641 You heard her, we have work to do. 946 01:00:01,808 --> 01:00:02,767 Go on. 947 01:00:26,374 --> 01:00:28,459 Hi, sweetie. Have a good day. 948 01:00:29,252 --> 01:00:30,878 - Good morning. - Have a good day. 949 01:00:40,012 --> 01:00:43,599 Okay, boss. We're clear. No three-ways this time. 950 01:00:43,766 --> 01:00:46,018 If something happens, just between us. 951 01:00:51,482 --> 01:00:52,692 Look. 952 01:00:53,693 --> 01:00:54,694 Ruth! 953 01:00:54,902 --> 01:00:57,238 - Hi, Fernando! - Hi. 954 01:00:58,030 --> 01:00:59,574 - Jacinta. - Hi. 955 01:01:00,241 --> 01:01:01,159 How are you? 956 01:01:01,325 --> 01:01:02,910 - Marvelous, darling. - Yeah? 957 01:01:03,119 --> 01:01:06,831 Well, Alex is getting married at City Hall, I'm presiding... 958 01:01:07,707 --> 01:01:11,085 Excuse me. Everybody start going in, let's go. 959 01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:13,254 - And you, Jacinta? - Everyone's happy, 960 01:01:13,421 --> 01:01:15,798 but not me... 961 01:01:15,965 --> 01:01:17,425 It should have been you. 962 01:01:17,592 --> 01:01:19,844 When he put on my clothes as a boy, 963 01:01:20,303 --> 01:01:21,846 I should have done something. 964 01:01:22,054 --> 01:01:26,142 Take him to a doctor, you know, electro-shock therapy. 965 01:01:26,434 --> 01:01:28,519 Or beat it out of him. 966 01:01:29,103 --> 01:01:31,647 Here they come, here they come! 967 01:01:57,882 --> 01:01:58,758 Dani, 968 01:01:59,008 --> 01:02:03,012 I'm going to ask you a question and I want you to be honest with me. 969 01:02:03,179 --> 01:02:04,597 Is he hotter than me? 970 01:02:04,805 --> 01:02:06,891 Don't torture yourself, boss. 971 01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:16,317 Okay. 972 01:02:16,692 --> 01:02:19,487 Before we begin, I'd like to say a few words 973 01:02:19,654 --> 01:02:20,821 as father of the bride 974 01:02:21,113 --> 01:02:22,573 and your mayor. 975 01:02:22,740 --> 01:02:24,825 Save it, they'll vote for you anyway. 976 01:02:24,992 --> 01:02:26,452 Keep your mouth shut. 977 01:02:27,703 --> 01:02:29,247 I'd like to say that... 978 01:02:29,497 --> 01:02:31,832 it fills me with pride, you getting married here, 979 01:02:32,041 --> 01:02:34,418 with us. It's an honor for Villapuebla 980 01:02:34,585 --> 01:02:37,964 to be the first town in Spain to celebrate a transsexual wedding. 981 01:02:44,262 --> 01:02:45,846 Some say that rural Spain 982 01:02:46,222 --> 01:02:48,808 is full of uncultured rednecks 983 01:02:48,975 --> 01:02:51,435 who only like throwing goats out of bell towers. 984 01:02:51,602 --> 01:02:53,896 Today we will prove to the whole world 985 01:02:54,063 --> 01:02:55,898 that such prejudice is false. 986 01:02:56,190 --> 01:02:59,277 Here we not only accept different things, 987 01:02:59,819 --> 01:03:00,945 we celebrate them. 988 01:03:06,492 --> 01:03:09,662 I invite anyone who doubts this to come here and meet 989 01:03:09,829 --> 01:03:12,915 these nice, modest, hardworking people. 990 01:03:14,333 --> 01:03:15,876 And I invite them to stay 991 01:03:16,043 --> 01:03:19,588 in our wonderful hotel-spa that will be ready in a few months. 992 01:03:19,755 --> 01:03:23,134 90,000 square feet dedicated to the power of thermal water. 993 01:03:23,634 --> 01:03:24,802 Hello? 994 01:03:27,221 --> 01:03:29,432 - Want me to help you down? - No. 995 01:03:29,598 --> 01:03:31,976 I was going to get up, roll down the stairs 996 01:03:32,143 --> 01:03:34,729 and have you whack my head with my wheelchair. 997 01:03:35,855 --> 01:03:37,565 Okay, then I'll help you. 998 01:03:38,274 --> 01:03:40,609 Excuse me, can you give me a hand? 999 01:03:41,193 --> 01:03:43,946 My stupid boyfriend is still parking the car. 1000 01:03:44,113 --> 01:03:47,366 So if you can make the tremendous sacrifice of helping an invalid 1001 01:03:47,533 --> 01:03:48,784 down four tiny steps... 1002 01:03:48,951 --> 01:03:50,244 One, two, three. 1003 01:03:50,411 --> 01:03:51,620 There's no hurry. 1004 01:03:51,787 --> 01:03:52,788 Careful... 1005 01:03:52,955 --> 01:03:53,706 Careful... 1006 01:03:53,873 --> 01:03:55,875 Be careful, please! 1007 01:03:56,167 --> 01:03:57,460 Just one more... 1008 01:03:58,711 --> 01:03:59,628 Thank you. 1009 01:04:00,046 --> 01:04:03,341 The invalids of the world thank you for your effort. 1010 01:04:04,508 --> 01:04:06,052 Thanks for letting me by. 1011 01:04:06,218 --> 01:04:07,553 What a bitch. 1012 01:04:07,803 --> 01:04:09,847 Hey, she's in a wheelchair. 1013 01:04:10,014 --> 01:04:12,975 That's right. A bitch in a wheelchair. 1014 01:04:14,435 --> 01:04:17,313 You may kiss the bride. No tongue! 1015 01:04:18,814 --> 01:04:20,483 Hurray for the newlyweds! 1016 01:04:24,820 --> 01:04:25,821 Look. 1017 01:04:25,988 --> 01:04:28,574 This guy missed the whole ceremony. 1018 01:04:28,741 --> 01:04:30,159 It's Jonas! 1019 01:04:31,827 --> 01:04:33,329 What is he doing here? 1020 01:04:34,705 --> 01:04:38,626 Hey, you might have to go home by yourself. 1021 01:04:44,882 --> 01:04:46,008 Who are you? 1022 01:04:47,885 --> 01:04:48,886 Surprise! 1023 01:04:49,512 --> 01:04:50,471 Ru...! 1024 01:04:50,638 --> 01:04:52,848 Jonas! Finally! 1025 01:04:53,015 --> 01:04:54,183 It's about time! 1026 01:04:54,350 --> 01:04:57,895 That kid had to carry me down the steps and he almost killed me. 1027 01:04:58,062 --> 01:05:01,524 He should have been my boyfriend. You're never around. 1028 01:05:01,690 --> 01:05:03,943 I'm coming through, if you don't mind. 1029 01:05:04,110 --> 01:05:05,277 Where were you? 1030 01:06:08,299 --> 01:06:10,176 We can leave whenever you want. 1031 01:06:10,384 --> 01:06:13,262 No, I can't just leave. I need to talk to him. 1032 01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:19,768 Thank you so much for coming. 1033 01:06:19,935 --> 01:06:21,937 It must have been hard to get here. 1034 01:06:22,104 --> 01:06:25,649 Yes, thanks for everything. You are truly an artist. 1035 01:06:25,816 --> 01:06:29,487 Everything is perfect down there, perfectly sculpted... 1036 01:06:29,695 --> 01:06:30,821 Glad to help. 1037 01:06:31,405 --> 01:06:33,574 You're the best surgeon in the world. 1038 01:06:33,741 --> 01:06:36,577 Expensive, but amazing craftsmanship. 1039 01:06:39,580 --> 01:06:42,208 Boss, I think spying on him will only make you feel worse. 1040 01:06:43,042 --> 01:06:45,211 You seem to be having a nice time. 1041 01:06:45,419 --> 01:06:48,756 Things may be bleak, but this great food can't go to waste. 1042 01:06:49,215 --> 01:06:50,466 He's gonna shit. 1043 01:06:50,925 --> 01:06:52,176 He's gonna shit. 1044 01:07:02,603 --> 01:07:03,854 Dance with me, silly! 1045 01:07:04,021 --> 01:07:06,148 I need to stay focused. There are clients. 1046 01:07:06,398 --> 01:07:07,900 What clients? Come on! 1047 01:07:08,317 --> 01:07:09,276 Jonas, come on! 1048 01:07:09,443 --> 01:07:12,947 Dani, why don't you dance with her so I can talk to Jonas? 1049 01:07:15,157 --> 01:07:16,784 You can't ask that of me. 1050 01:07:16,951 --> 01:07:19,703 Please, it's my only chance. Please. 1051 01:07:20,579 --> 01:07:23,040 Okay, but I'm not cleaning the tanks for a week. 1052 01:07:26,877 --> 01:07:27,670 Okay. 1053 01:07:28,629 --> 01:07:29,838 A week. 1054 01:07:49,650 --> 01:07:50,526 Talk! 1055 01:07:50,693 --> 01:07:53,779 Hit me if you want, but no shouting. Let's not make a scene. 1056 01:07:53,946 --> 01:07:57,241 Or what? I should make one to show her what a pig you are. 1057 01:07:57,449 --> 01:08:00,327 You're right, I lied and I feel awful about it. 1058 01:08:00,494 --> 01:08:02,663 But my feelings for you are real. 1059 01:08:02,830 --> 01:08:05,374 I knew this would happen, but I couldn't stop myself. 1060 01:08:05,541 --> 01:08:07,918 All I think about is running away with you. 1061 01:08:08,085 --> 01:08:10,838 But you didn't. You came here with her. 1062 01:08:11,630 --> 01:08:13,007 It's very difficult. 1063 01:08:13,173 --> 01:08:15,593 Especially after the accident. I can't leave her. 1064 01:08:15,801 --> 01:08:16,719 What accident? 1065 01:08:16,885 --> 01:08:20,180 What are you doing to do? Stay with her out of pity? 1066 01:08:20,347 --> 01:08:24,602 These things happen, Jonas. You can't feel guilty about them. 1067 01:08:26,437 --> 01:08:27,730 Yes, I can. 1068 01:08:33,235 --> 01:08:34,278 Jonas... 1069 01:08:40,492 --> 01:08:41,660 Here's my gift. 1070 01:08:42,286 --> 01:08:43,162 What is it? 1071 01:08:44,788 --> 01:08:46,165 Oh, a voucher. For sex. 1072 01:08:48,292 --> 01:08:51,420 It expires in 3 hours. You'd better cash it soon. 1073 01:08:51,587 --> 01:08:53,088 Anything I want? 1074 01:08:53,255 --> 01:08:54,506 Your wildest fantasy. 1075 01:08:54,673 --> 01:08:55,674 You sure? 1076 01:08:56,300 --> 01:08:58,218 - You sure? - Yes. 1077 01:09:01,013 --> 01:09:02,306 In the ass? 1078 01:09:06,727 --> 01:09:08,312 Careful! Careful! 1079 01:09:08,729 --> 01:09:09,688 Careful! 1080 01:09:09,980 --> 01:09:10,814 Careful! 1081 01:09:11,148 --> 01:09:12,816 You're gonna break me! 1082 01:09:12,983 --> 01:09:15,110 Yeah, baby! I'm gonna break you! 1083 01:09:21,700 --> 01:09:23,535 I can't tell you I'm sorry. 1084 01:09:23,786 --> 01:09:26,038 I had no right to put you through this. 1085 01:09:26,205 --> 01:09:29,583 But believe me. I never wanted to hurt you. 1086 01:09:31,627 --> 01:09:34,838 Well... I imagine I feel really bad for you. 1087 01:09:35,005 --> 01:09:37,341 I wish things were different and we could be together. 1088 01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:39,593 I'm so sorry, Ruth. 1089 01:09:49,144 --> 01:09:50,813 I told you he was a jerk. 1090 01:09:51,563 --> 01:09:53,941 Yeah, but he feels responsible for what happened. 1091 01:09:54,108 --> 01:09:56,151 That makes him a good person, right? 1092 01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,069 A good person? 1093 01:09:58,404 --> 01:10:01,490 He's a coward. He'd rather cheat on her than leave her. 1094 01:10:03,909 --> 01:10:05,035 Can I have a drag? 1095 01:10:05,786 --> 01:10:08,247 - You stopped. - It's a good day to start again. 1096 01:10:09,665 --> 01:10:13,752 Okay, but go easy. It's strong weed. Mikel's friend got it for me. 1097 01:10:14,044 --> 01:10:16,004 It's just what I needed. 1098 01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:18,799 - Go easy. - Ruth! Come on! 1099 01:10:18,966 --> 01:10:20,467 You have to go inside! 1100 01:10:20,634 --> 01:10:22,386 Alex is asking for you! 1101 01:10:23,929 --> 01:10:27,683 Okay, first I'd like to thank everyone for coming. 1102 01:10:32,271 --> 01:10:36,525 I wanted to tell you that when I decided to have the operation 1103 01:10:37,025 --> 01:10:39,695 what scared me most wasn't the scalpel. 1104 01:10:40,446 --> 01:10:41,613 It was... 1105 01:10:42,364 --> 01:10:43,449 It was being alone. 1106 01:10:44,241 --> 01:10:45,451 Gorgeous! 1107 01:10:46,535 --> 01:10:47,661 Sorry. 1108 01:10:47,828 --> 01:10:50,372 The hormones make me cry all the time. 1109 01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:53,500 I've spent my whole life 1110 01:10:53,959 --> 01:10:56,170 pretending to be someone else. 1111 01:10:56,795 --> 01:10:58,797 I even had a girlfriend who I lied to 1112 01:10:58,964 --> 01:11:00,924 and used so no one would suspect. 1113 01:11:01,091 --> 01:11:02,176 I feel sick. 1114 01:11:02,342 --> 01:11:03,802 And today she forgave me. 1115 01:11:03,969 --> 01:11:06,388 I told you it was strong weed. You're pale. 1116 01:11:06,638 --> 01:11:08,182 And she's here to support me. 1117 01:11:09,016 --> 01:11:11,310 That's the best gift of all. 1118 01:11:11,518 --> 01:11:12,853 I feel dizzy. 1119 01:11:13,395 --> 01:11:15,564 Thank you, Ruth. I love you! 1120 01:11:42,424 --> 01:11:43,592 Unbelievable! 1121 01:11:43,801 --> 01:11:45,052 Unbelievable! 1122 01:11:45,219 --> 01:11:46,261 What is? 1123 01:11:47,054 --> 01:11:48,263 The ex-girlfriend. 1124 01:11:48,764 --> 01:11:50,057 Oh. Yeah. 1125 01:11:50,307 --> 01:11:53,852 She has no dignity. How could she come to the wedding? 1126 01:11:54,019 --> 01:11:55,312 I would never! 1127 01:11:55,521 --> 01:11:58,023 Never! And we're supposed to believe 1128 01:11:58,190 --> 01:12:01,902 she didn't realize what Alex was like when she was with him. Please! 1129 01:12:02,069 --> 01:12:05,906 Have you seen his arms? He looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger! 1130 01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:09,910 If a woman doesn't see that, it's because she doesn't want to. 1131 01:12:29,346 --> 01:12:30,722 You fucking bitch! 1132 01:12:31,014 --> 01:12:32,140 Slut! 1133 01:12:32,307 --> 01:12:34,726 You did it on purpose, you bitch! 1134 01:12:34,977 --> 01:12:37,104 Sorry, I didn't mean to... 1135 01:12:37,521 --> 01:12:38,438 Bitch! 1136 01:12:40,482 --> 01:12:42,192 Hurry up, this stinks. 1137 01:12:42,651 --> 01:12:44,194 It sure does. 1138 01:12:45,112 --> 01:12:46,405 All set, honey. 1139 01:12:47,906 --> 01:12:49,199 You're a piece of shit. 1140 01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:51,493 I don't want to argue. 1141 01:12:52,536 --> 01:12:54,580 You're hurting her, don't you see? 1142 01:12:56,164 --> 01:12:57,374 You don't know anything. 1143 01:12:57,541 --> 01:13:01,545 Yes, I do. Jerks like you have broken her heart a hundred times. 1144 01:13:02,129 --> 01:13:03,547 You don't deserve her. 1145 01:13:03,797 --> 01:13:06,049 I just wanted to clarify that for you. 1146 01:13:06,216 --> 01:13:09,052 Stop chatting like a schmuck! Can we leave or what? 1147 01:13:09,219 --> 01:13:11,138 I'm coming, Catalina, darling. 1148 01:13:12,222 --> 01:13:15,601 Listen to her. You'd better leave. 1149 01:13:35,746 --> 01:13:37,581 I swear... 1150 01:13:41,919 --> 01:13:43,837 Where are you going? 1151 01:13:45,547 --> 01:13:46,548 No... 1152 01:13:46,798 --> 01:13:49,009 No, no, no... 1153 01:13:49,176 --> 01:13:51,178 He's my friend! 1154 01:13:51,386 --> 01:13:52,638 He's my friend... 1155 01:13:56,892 --> 01:13:58,518 I saw the Jonas thing coming. 1156 01:13:58,685 --> 01:14:02,272 You can't trust a guy who pumps gas with plastic gloves. 1157 01:14:03,565 --> 01:14:05,525 In fact you should patent that. 1158 01:14:05,692 --> 01:14:08,737 Whenever someone mistreats people or gets bitchy... 1159 01:14:08,904 --> 01:14:11,073 Splat! Shit in their face. 1160 01:14:12,366 --> 01:14:16,578 I don't think I'll fall asleep. Maybe we can be quiet for a while. 1161 01:14:16,745 --> 01:14:17,788 I don't know. 1162 01:14:18,997 --> 01:14:22,501 When Alex was a guy he was good-looking, right? 1163 01:14:23,126 --> 01:14:24,419 Have you got a photo? 1164 01:14:25,545 --> 01:14:27,965 She's charismatic, elegant, a great actress... 1165 01:14:28,131 --> 01:14:31,218 But let's face it. Kate Winslet is not pretty. 1166 01:14:35,973 --> 01:14:37,182 Are we far away? 1167 01:14:37,391 --> 01:14:39,393 No, we're almost there. 1168 01:14:39,601 --> 01:14:42,646 Then maybe I should break out the heavy artillery. 1169 01:14:50,237 --> 01:14:51,238 Well? 1170 01:14:51,571 --> 01:14:52,364 What? 1171 01:14:54,741 --> 01:14:55,826 What's wrong? 1172 01:14:58,495 --> 01:15:00,497 - You're not going to sing? - No. 1173 01:15:00,664 --> 01:15:01,415 Embarrassed? 1174 01:15:01,581 --> 01:15:04,042 - I don't feel like it. - You're embarrassed. 1175 01:15:04,209 --> 01:15:06,253 - You're embarrassed! - No. 1176 01:15:06,420 --> 01:15:07,421 No? 1177 01:15:08,630 --> 01:15:10,132 You are such a dork. 1178 01:15:30,527 --> 01:15:33,196 Come on, here it comes! Here it comes! 1179 01:16:25,665 --> 01:16:27,584 There's a spot over there on the right. 1180 01:16:27,793 --> 01:16:29,336 No, it's too tight. 1181 01:16:29,503 --> 01:16:31,213 Come on, you can do it. 1182 01:16:31,379 --> 01:16:32,339 You think? 1183 01:16:32,547 --> 01:16:33,507 You'll see. 1184 01:16:40,597 --> 01:16:41,598 You see? 1185 01:16:43,058 --> 01:16:45,268 Okay, pull out and turn earlier. 1186 01:16:45,977 --> 01:16:47,312 I think I hit it hard. 1187 01:16:47,521 --> 01:16:48,855 - No... - Did I? 1188 01:16:51,608 --> 01:16:53,652 Keep laughing. 1189 01:17:00,784 --> 01:17:02,828 Dani, let's forget it. 1190 01:17:03,036 --> 01:17:06,540 No way, it's perfect. You live right there. He can wait. 1191 01:17:06,706 --> 01:17:08,458 - I'll help you. - I can't. 1192 01:17:10,752 --> 01:17:11,753 Pull out. 1193 01:17:13,338 --> 01:17:15,549 Dani, why don't you park it? 1194 01:17:15,757 --> 01:17:17,342 Stop whining and just do it. 1195 01:17:17,509 --> 01:17:18,718 But... 1196 01:17:20,637 --> 01:17:22,597 Listen to me, trust yourself. 1197 01:17:26,226 --> 01:17:27,644 Okay, pull out. 1198 01:17:28,603 --> 01:17:29,396 Okay. 1199 01:17:30,147 --> 01:17:31,648 Back up. 1200 01:17:31,815 --> 01:17:32,858 That's it. 1201 01:17:33,024 --> 01:17:33,775 Good. 1202 01:17:33,984 --> 01:17:36,027 Perfect. Now straighten it out. 1203 01:17:38,989 --> 01:17:40,240 There you go, all set. 1204 01:17:40,699 --> 01:17:41,491 Yes! 1205 01:17:43,410 --> 01:17:45,328 - Eat shit and die! - Have a nice day! 1206 01:17:45,495 --> 01:17:46,621 Yes, yes, yes! 1207 01:17:46,997 --> 01:17:49,708 I did it! I did it! Look! 1208 01:17:50,458 --> 01:17:52,502 I get a little credit, don't I? 1209 01:17:53,837 --> 01:17:55,088 Right... 1210 01:17:57,799 --> 01:18:00,051 It wasn't such a bad night. 1211 01:18:00,218 --> 01:18:04,514 We didn't hook up with any crazy photographers, but it was fun. 1212 01:18:09,477 --> 01:18:10,478 Anyway... 1213 01:18:11,104 --> 01:18:13,023 It looks like it's time for bed. 1214 01:18:14,399 --> 01:18:15,609 Or to get up. 1215 01:18:18,403 --> 01:18:20,405 Thanks for everything, Dani. 1216 01:18:21,781 --> 01:18:23,074 Seriously. 1217 01:18:24,159 --> 01:18:25,118 Thank you. 1218 01:18:30,624 --> 01:18:31,541 Ruth... 1219 01:18:33,418 --> 01:18:37,047 You're bummed about Jonas and you'll regret it. I don't want that. 1220 01:18:37,214 --> 01:18:39,925 I'm sorry, Dani. I'm a selfish idiot. 1221 01:18:40,091 --> 01:18:42,844 It's not that. Tomorrow you'll run away again 1222 01:18:43,053 --> 01:18:46,556 and I'm all out of jokes to make you think I don't care. 1223 01:18:51,770 --> 01:18:54,272 I think it's time for me to go. 1224 01:18:56,274 --> 01:18:56,983 Boss... 1225 01:19:03,198 --> 01:19:04,574 You live that way. 1226 01:19:24,052 --> 01:19:25,470 What are you doing here? 1227 01:19:25,679 --> 01:19:27,472 - What do you want? - I know I shouldn't be here. 1228 01:19:28,014 --> 01:19:30,767 I know it's wrong and I'll leave if you want. 1229 01:19:31,559 --> 01:19:33,311 But I had to see you, Ruth. 1230 01:19:34,062 --> 01:19:35,522 I needed to. 1231 01:19:35,689 --> 01:19:38,733 I've been trying to convince myself not to all night. 1232 01:19:38,900 --> 01:19:40,610 "Don't go, it's wrong." 1233 01:19:42,487 --> 01:19:43,822 But I can't. 1234 01:19:45,115 --> 01:19:46,825 I want to be with you. 1235 01:19:51,037 --> 01:19:55,000 All I'm asking is a little time to soften the blow. 1236 01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:58,461 To help her accept that we're going to be apart. 1237 01:19:59,045 --> 01:20:01,339 I know I have no right to put you through this. 1238 01:20:02,299 --> 01:20:03,550 And I'm sorry. 1239 01:20:04,217 --> 01:20:06,177 Hold on a little for us. 1240 01:20:07,012 --> 01:20:08,013 Please. 1241 01:20:09,597 --> 01:20:11,224 One last effort. 1242 01:20:14,561 --> 01:20:17,272 I guess I can wait a little longer. 1243 01:20:17,564 --> 01:20:18,815 Just a little. 1244 01:20:19,858 --> 01:20:21,318 You're the best. 1245 01:21:03,401 --> 01:21:05,153 This is Dani's answering machine. 1246 01:21:05,362 --> 01:21:08,865 I was going to leave a funny message but I'm too lazy. 1247 01:21:28,676 --> 01:21:30,220 Ruthy, it's Sara. 1248 01:21:30,595 --> 01:21:33,723 Yeah. Look, I can't talk to you right now. 1249 01:21:33,973 --> 01:21:36,851 Nature Magazine called. They want to publish your research. 1250 01:21:37,018 --> 01:21:37,852 What? 1251 01:21:38,019 --> 01:21:40,063 They love your lobster research. 1252 01:21:40,230 --> 01:21:43,233 They want to do a feature on cell regeneration. 1253 01:21:43,650 --> 01:21:45,735 But I didn't send them anything. 1254 01:21:45,902 --> 01:21:49,072 Come on, I'm not mad anymore. There's no need to keep hiding it. 1255 01:21:49,823 --> 01:21:51,449 Let's get to the point. 1256 01:21:51,616 --> 01:21:55,537 We need to make the most of it. It could be great publicity for us. 1257 01:21:55,703 --> 01:21:58,248 I want you to do a presentation at the symposium next month. 1258 01:21:58,456 --> 01:22:01,376 We need to make all the noise we can.Quickly. 1259 01:22:02,377 --> 01:22:03,211 No... 1260 01:22:03,545 --> 01:22:05,171 What? I can't hear you. 1261 01:22:06,047 --> 01:22:07,173 I said no. 1262 01:22:07,674 --> 01:22:08,716 What do you mean? 1263 01:22:10,135 --> 01:22:12,512 I want time to do things right. 1264 01:22:12,679 --> 01:22:15,181 And I want... 1265 01:22:15,432 --> 01:22:17,851 I want my own team. 1266 01:22:18,268 --> 01:22:22,730 And money to keep testing before I decide on the next phase. 1267 01:22:22,897 --> 01:22:23,815 Okay, 1268 01:22:23,982 --> 01:22:26,734 let's not get ahead of ourselves. 1269 01:22:26,901 --> 01:22:30,071 Sara, this is how it's going to be. I have faith in the project. 1270 01:22:30,238 --> 01:22:33,616 If you don't, another university will. 1271 01:22:33,783 --> 01:22:37,328 And another thing. Never call me "Ruthy" again. 1272 01:22:38,413 --> 01:22:39,330 Okay. 1273 01:22:44,252 --> 01:22:45,128 Hi. 1274 01:22:46,754 --> 01:22:49,507 I told her I have a conference on Botox. 1275 01:22:49,716 --> 01:22:51,134 Huge pain in the ass. 1276 01:22:52,510 --> 01:22:54,053 I think she bought it. 1277 01:22:59,726 --> 01:23:01,811 Ruth, we can leave anytime. 1278 01:23:03,146 --> 01:23:03,980 Yeah. 1279 01:23:08,902 --> 01:23:12,489 Do you mind if we turn off that crap? 1280 01:23:12,739 --> 01:23:13,990 I'm still a little nervous. 1281 01:23:14,908 --> 01:23:15,783 Yeah. 1282 01:23:33,551 --> 01:23:35,261 I would recommend a small dog. 1283 01:23:35,470 --> 01:23:37,680 Mine is so tall he shit in my hood. 1284 01:23:37,847 --> 01:23:39,307 Look, there's a spot. 1285 01:23:47,398 --> 01:23:48,191 Oops. 1286 01:23:48,733 --> 01:23:50,527 Sorry. No problem. 1287 01:23:50,693 --> 01:23:51,778 No problem. 1288 01:23:53,780 --> 01:23:54,906 Want me to do it? 1289 01:23:57,033 --> 01:24:00,411 That guy is getting nervous. What do we do? 1290 01:24:04,082 --> 01:24:05,083 Ruth. 1291 01:24:05,333 --> 01:24:06,834 What do we do? 1292 01:24:09,921 --> 01:24:10,880 Get out. 1293 01:24:11,047 --> 01:24:13,967 I'm lousy at helping people park. Always have been. 1294 01:24:15,593 --> 01:24:18,221 Jonas, it's over. 1295 01:24:18,555 --> 01:24:21,891 So don't make it harder on me. Get out of my car. 1296 01:24:22,100 --> 01:24:23,226 Why? 1297 01:24:23,434 --> 01:24:27,313 Because this isn't what I want. And I won't take it anymore. 1298 01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:28,356 No more. 1299 01:24:28,523 --> 01:24:31,067 You seem nervous, probably from hitting that car. 1300 01:24:31,276 --> 01:24:34,195 - Can we talk it over calmly? - Jonas, get out. 1301 01:24:35,446 --> 01:24:36,364 Get out! 1302 01:24:41,578 --> 01:24:43,037 Ruth, you're late! 1303 01:24:43,204 --> 01:24:45,582 We were waiting for you. You have to read a passage. 1304 01:24:45,748 --> 01:24:47,417 Did you write something nice? 1305 01:24:47,584 --> 01:24:49,419 A poem? Make me look good. 1306 01:24:51,671 --> 01:24:52,797 You know what? 1307 01:24:52,964 --> 01:24:53,631 What? 1308 01:24:53,798 --> 01:24:57,760 I don't give a shit about your damn wedding. 1309 01:24:57,927 --> 01:25:02,181 Having the balls to invite me only proves what a schmuck you are. 1310 01:25:02,390 --> 01:25:03,975 Ruth, I don't understand. 1311 01:25:05,685 --> 01:25:06,227 Ruth... 1312 01:25:16,779 --> 01:25:18,114 I'll get it. 1313 01:25:25,496 --> 01:25:26,289 Hi. 1314 01:25:28,041 --> 01:25:31,419 Well? Are you writing my article for Nature Magazine? 1315 01:25:31,586 --> 01:25:32,211 No. 1316 01:25:32,420 --> 01:25:34,672 No, I'm on YouTube. I just got a gem. 1317 01:25:37,133 --> 01:25:40,887 Well, it's official. We're going to be on the cover. 1318 01:25:41,179 --> 01:25:43,139 All I did was cut and paste. 1319 01:25:43,723 --> 01:25:45,725 No, you did a lot more than that. 1320 01:25:46,601 --> 01:25:48,561 And you were right, I was scared. 1321 01:25:53,316 --> 01:25:56,778 But I didn't come here to talk about lobsters. 1322 01:25:59,614 --> 01:26:00,823 I know... 1323 01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:04,035 it might be too late... 1324 01:26:04,452 --> 01:26:07,080 and I'm older than you, I'm your boss... 1325 01:26:08,373 --> 01:26:10,750 and the menage-a-trois didn't work out. 1326 01:26:10,917 --> 01:26:12,752 Don't hold that against me. 1327 01:26:13,211 --> 01:26:14,712 But I want to be with you. 1328 01:26:20,510 --> 01:26:23,429 Can you forget the computer for a second? 1329 01:26:23,596 --> 01:26:26,724 I'm trying to open my heart to you here... 1330 01:26:27,016 --> 01:26:28,768 I think you should watch this video. 1331 01:26:29,769 --> 01:26:31,521 Can we watch it later? 1332 01:26:32,105 --> 01:26:35,233 Can you stop looking at that and look at me? 1333 01:26:36,025 --> 01:26:37,652 Who do you think I'm looking at? 1334 01:26:42,532 --> 01:26:43,533 What? 1335 01:26:46,703 --> 01:26:50,498 What? That's me! Who recorded this? 1336 01:26:52,417 --> 01:26:53,751 Watch out! 1337 01:26:58,131 --> 01:26:59,340 No, please... 1338 01:27:02,218 --> 01:27:03,720 It's a huge hit. 1339 01:27:04,220 --> 01:27:08,057 - I have to leave the country, right? - You can't hide. 1340 01:27:08,224 --> 01:27:09,767 Six million hits worldwide. 1341 01:27:09,934 --> 01:27:11,185 Six million? 1342 01:27:11,936 --> 01:27:13,813 That's a lot, isn't it? 1343 01:27:20,695 --> 01:27:21,738 Cupcake! 1344 01:27:22,655 --> 01:27:23,740 Poor thing... 1345 01:27:26,075 --> 01:27:28,035 What the fuck are you doing? 1346 01:27:28,202 --> 01:27:29,495 Stop recording, damn it! 1347 01:27:29,746 --> 01:27:31,831 Hey, it's okay. 1348 01:27:32,039 --> 01:27:34,250 I've always wanted to date a star. 1349 01:27:34,584 --> 01:27:35,793 Even one on YouTube. 1350 01:28:06,073 --> 01:28:08,409 Holy shit! 1351 01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:26,677 It's coming! 1352 01:28:26,886 --> 01:28:28,471 It's coming... 1353 01:28:35,853 --> 01:28:38,022 25 YEARS EARLIER 1354 01:28:38,523 --> 01:28:41,567 Ruth, you know I love you and I always will. 1355 01:28:41,734 --> 01:28:43,820 But right now I have to leave. 1356 01:28:44,237 --> 01:28:46,239 Mom and I can't live together. 1357 01:28:46,405 --> 01:28:48,783 It's nobody's fault, when you grow up you'll understand. 1358 01:28:48,991 --> 01:28:53,412 Sometimes a woman overwhelms a man. 1359 01:28:53,579 --> 01:28:56,999 She smothers him, screws up his dreams... 1360 01:28:57,959 --> 01:29:01,087 Promise me you won't do that to your boyfriends. Take care of them. 1361 01:29:01,254 --> 01:29:03,840 Don't try to change them or castrate them. 1362 01:29:04,006 --> 01:29:07,927 Don't humiliate them or make them cry in public. 1363 01:29:08,302 --> 01:29:11,138 Don't laugh at their body hair. 1364 01:29:12,765 --> 01:29:16,978 If you do, you'll end up alone, like your mother, the bitch. 1365 01:29:17,812 --> 01:29:19,772 The patch was her idea. 91185