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♫ MTV. ♫
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And now, a Paramount Plus
made-for-TV movie.
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"It's not a movie...
It's a made-for-TV movie."
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♫ ♫
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From the green hills of Vermont
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to the verdant canyons
of Arizona,
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people all over the country
are beginning to realize
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it's nearly over!
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We have almost beaten COVID
and the best news of all:
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Infections are
at an all-time low.
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New, stronger vaccinations
have ebbed the tide.
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And we humans
are cleaning up the mess
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and finally
getting on with our lives.
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But as we start to get back
to our jobs and schools,
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one question remains:
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What lingering effects will
the pandemic have on children?
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Some say no effect at all.
The children are just fine.
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We came together
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and finally we can say,
we are starting to
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- win the war against COVID.
- Stan?
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Stan, the phone's for you!
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Stan!
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What?!
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Could you not hear me?
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Yeah, dude,
but I'm busy working.
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Working on getting drunk again.
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I'm not "getting drunk,"
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I'm an online
whiskey consultant.
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I'm doing research.
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Everyone needs
to leave me alone.
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The guy on the phone
said it's important.
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He said his name
is Kyle Broflovski.
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Kyle?
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- Hello?
- Oh, hi.
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Is this Stan Marsh,
from South Park?
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- Kyle?
- Oh, dude, it is you!
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How have you...
How have you been?
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I'm... fine. How are you?
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I'm good, I'm...
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I know this is weird.
We haven't talked since...
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well, you know,
since it all happened.
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Yeah, well, the pandemic
is about over now.
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I'm moving on with my life.
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Stan...
you should come back here.
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There's a lot going on.
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There's nothing in
South Park for me, Kyle!
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I'm not going back there, ever.
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Look, dude, you remember
when we were little?
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When the pandemic...
first started.
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Us friends said
we'd always be there
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for each other
when things got bad.
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What do you mean?
What's happened?
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Stan...
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It's Kenny. He's dead.
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♫ ♫
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♫ ♫
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Live from the Moderna Center
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in downtown New York,
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it's Late Night With Jimmy!
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Tonight's guest,
First Lady Tom Kardashian!
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And now here he is,
the king of woke comedy, Jimmy!
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Wow.
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Wow, what a terrific audience.
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What a fantastic audience, wow.
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Geez, what's the deal
with these Mexicans, huh?
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I mean, they have fabulous food,
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their country
has amazing beaches,
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and they're
really fantastic people.
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Wow, what a great audience.
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You know,
today I was on the subway
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and I saw an ad
for the Center for People
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Who Identify as Homosexual
But Were Born Bi.
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Have you seen this?
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Have you heard about this?
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I'll tell you one thing...
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Those people are brave
and deserve
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every ounce of our respect.
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S-Stick around.
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First Lady Tom Kardashian
is here.
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We'll be right back!
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Jimmy, we got
a call from corporate.
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They want you to cut
the hummus joke.
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What?!
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It's hard enough
doing comedy these days.
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Now I'm getting notes
during commercial breaks?!
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You're just gonna have to joke
about something else.
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All right, fine, what else
is going on in the news? Quick!
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Uh, Amazon thinks they might
have discovered gold on Mars.
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Ah, Jesus. Anything else?
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Uh, that famous
eccentric scientist died.
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The millionaire philanthropist?
Dr. McCormick?
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Kenny? Kenny's dead?
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Oh, I'm sorry, did you know him?
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We were friends when we
were kids. Let me see that!
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"Very mysterious circumstances."
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That's what doctors
are saying about
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the death of beloved scientist
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and humanitarian,
Dr. Kenny McCormick.
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McCormick was a pioneer of
science and technology
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who was always trying to unlock
the key to a better future.
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He worked tirelessly...
Some say balls-out crazily...
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On new inventions and theories
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but somehow his biggest
questions seemed to elude him.
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The head of NASA said,
"We have lost
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"an innovator and a visionary.
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"Kenny was so brilliant
that most of the time,
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we couldn't even understand
what he was saying."
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Get me a first-class ticket
to South Park!
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What? You can't leave!
You have to get back onstage!
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The first lady is here!
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Tell Tom Kardashian to suck my
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P-P-Popsicles
that are in the green room,
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and that I am very sorry,
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and that he is
a fantastic person.
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♫ ♫
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Stan?
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Stan, wake up,
I think we're here.
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So that's it, huh?
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- That's the town you grew up in?
- Yeah.
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Well, how does it feel to
be back after all these years?
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It feels shitty, okay?
Can you please shut the fuck up?
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Why did you even bring me
along if you're not going
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to let me help you
through this?!
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Alexa, stop!
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♫ ♫
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♫ I can't sit here
while I go nowhere ♫
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♫ Chase my dreams
through the polluted air ♫
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♫ Walking on a wire ♫
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♫ Running out of time ♫
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♫ There's no room
in this ol' heart of mine ♫
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♫ So much pressure
to keep holdin' on ♫
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♫ Pack my clothes up, baby,
I'll be gone ♫
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♫ Stir it up, I've got to
break it up now ♫
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♫ When I think about tomorrow ♫
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♫ I can't wait to ♫
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♫ Stir it up ♫
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♫ Got to shake it up now ♫
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♫ If I have to beg or borrow ♫
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♫ I don't wanna ♫
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♫ Take it anymore ♫
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♫ Got to break it up now ♫
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♫ When I think about tomorrow ♫
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♫ I can't wait to stir it up. ♫
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Come on in
and let your taste buds soar!
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Denny's is now
Denny's Applebee's Max.
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Come taste the difference.
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- Hey, dude.
- Hey, dude.
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Wow. This is crazy, huh?
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I mean, how long has it been?
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I guess... since we were nine.
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Well, have a seat.
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What have you been up to?
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Oh, dude,
just all kinds of stuff.
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You know, getting stuff going.
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Got my own online
whiskey consultant gig.
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I'm totally happy.
What about you?
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Oh, I'm getting things
going, too.
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I'm doing a sort of counseling
online start-up thing.
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Really doing great, too.
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- Sweet.
- Listen, Stan...
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I know that we disagreed
a lot during the pandemic,
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but I hope we can
put that aside...
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Dude, Kyle,
I'm just here for Kenny.
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All right, well,
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there's something you should
know about the way Kenny died.
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Hi, guys, welcome to
Denny's Applebee's Max.
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I see you
got your menus already.
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As you're deciding
what to order,
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I just want to go over
a couple things.
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Now, of course, it is the future
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so we don't have any meat
on the menu.
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'Cause you know,
here in the future,
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we've all decided meat is wrong.
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Yeah, we know.
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Okay, and, uh,
you'll see there's
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some dishes made
from insect protein on the menu.
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That, of course, is because
here in the future,
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we've all learned that insects
are a valuable and sustainable
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food and we no longer
fear it as a food. Mm-hmm.
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We know, dude.
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Okay, well, if you have any
questions, please don't hesitate
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to say anything, because,
you know, it's the future.
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We've learned to all just
get along and love each other.
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Look, Stan,
Kenny was trying to find
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the answers
to some pretty heavy stuff.
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He felt like there
were people responsible
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for everything that's happened.
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Like who?
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That's just it. Nobody knows.
But whoever these people are,
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they didn't want
Kenny McCormick exposing them.
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Wait a minute. Token?
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Yeah, it's me.
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Just before he died,
Kenny was texting me
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that he was on
to something huge.
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And he was texting me, too.
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Saying he'd discovered
something that
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could change the world.
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And then he died,
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and the hospital won't say how.
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And that got us thinking...
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Oh, my God. They killed Kenny.
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I'm just here for the funeral.
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I don't want to be a part
of anything else.
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Dude, there might be
people to blame
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for ruining our childhoods.
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So what do you wanna do, Kyle?
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Go on some bullshit adventure
like when we were kids?
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Maybe, maybe we can call
Jesus and Santa
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and ask them for help.
Is that what you want?
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It's the fucking future,
you guys. Grow up.
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Hello, welcome to
the Super 12 Motel Plus.
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- Can I help you?
- Yeah, Stan Marsh.
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I have a room for one night.
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Okay, I see you're in one of
our Mach Ten Super Plus rooms.
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Now, of course,
we only take Bitcoin
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and other cryptocurrency 'cause,
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you know, it's the future.
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We've all decided
centralized banking is rigged,
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so we trust more in
fly-by-night Ponzi schemes.
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Yeah, I know.
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So you walked out on
all your friends and then
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just hung out at a bar all day?
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Alexa, fucking just go
throw yourself out a window.
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I'm sorry.
I didn't quite get that.
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Nothing. Alexa, turn on the TV.
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Oh, God, you are
such a piece of shit.
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You know,
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if you had
Remote Prime membership,
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you could watch Amazon movies
wherever you go.
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Would you like to get started?
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- No.
- I'm sorry.
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I'm trying
to be fucking helpful.
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Why don't you grow up
and start acting like an adult
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for once in your life...
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Alexa, stop!
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Fuck you!
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Jon, I'm standing outside
the South Park Flash Rail Max,
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where hundreds of people
are coming to
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pay their respects
to Dr. Kenny McCormick.
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There's still no word
from the hospital
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on what exactly
killed Kenny McCormick,
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but letters sent to multiple
news outlets reveal
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that he might have
known his life was in danger.
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Dr. McCormick said,
"I am about to expose the truth.
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"In the event of my death
I have hidden away
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"all relevant information.
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My closest friends
will know where to find it."
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Dr. Kenneth McCormick.
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He wanted to make the future
a better place.
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Too bad he died, 'cause
the future certainly sucks.
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♫ ♫
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♫ Someone's at the door ♫
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♫ This is the doorbell ♫
254
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♫ It's the future
so doorbells sing. ♫
255
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Yeah, I know.
256
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,784
Okay, so you were right.
257
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,318
Kenny was on to some bad people
258
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and he hid something
for us to find.
259
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,222
Yeah, I saw. Only problem is
260
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,733
I don't know
what he's talking about.
261
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,625
But thank you
for saying I was right.
262
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,636
You're welcome. It doesn't mean
that you were right
263
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,005
about everything
during the pandemic.
264
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Because you weren't.
265
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,498
Okay, well, obviously
266
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:13,433
we're never going to agree
on certain things,
267
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,068
so we shouldn't talk about them.
268
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Sounds good.
So let's go to Kenny's wake
269
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and see if anyone else shows up
270
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,108
who might know what
Kenny's talking about.
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Let's do that.
272
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:33,486
Hello. Testing. Hey, everybody.
273
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,056
It's amazing to see you all
here for Kenny's wake.
274
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,725
Wow, what a great audience.
275
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,327
Uh, for those of you
who don't know,
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my name is Jimmy Valmer and, uh,
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I had to take an Asian airline
to get here today.
278
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,625
You know what they say
about Asian airlines...
279
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They're dependable
and just as efficient
280
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as any other competent airline.
281
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,541
What a terrific audience.
282
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,643
So many people
have come for Kenny today...
283
00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:59,779
So many amazing friends
I haven't seen in ages.
284
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,682
You know, I had a friend once
who was a Polish hair stylist.
285
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,685
Talk about an amazing haircut
at an affordable price.
286
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,823
Well, I know that
we're all ready
287
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,868
to talk to each other
and share our memories of Kenny.
288
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,660
So please just have fun
and we'll see you
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at the funeral tomorrow.
290
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♫ We are all, you and me ♫
291
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♫ We are all living
in the future ♫
292
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♫ We are all in the future... ♫
293
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,141
Stan?
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- Stan Marsh?
- Yeah?
295
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,679
Hi. It's Wendy.
296
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,982
Wendy Testaburger, wow.
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00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:37,050
Yeah. My husband, Darwin.
298
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,718
Hey, pal, how are ya?
299
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,921
Hey, guys. It's Tweek and Craig.
300
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,689
Oh, hey. How are you guys?
301
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:43,924
We're good.
302
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,392
I have a lot of anxiety
303
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,772
being back
with all these people!
304
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,595
Wendy's told me a lot
about you, Stan.
305
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,864
How's everything
with the family?
306
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:54,401
Excuse me, I'm gonna go
get, uh, drunk.
307
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,736
- What's wrong with Stan?
- We're just...
308
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,505
trying to find out
what happened to Kenny.
309
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,574
I think this goes deeper
than you guys realize.
310
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,979
Hey, Stan Marsh!
Good to see you.
311
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,081
It's me, Clyde Donovan.
312
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,449
Oh, hey, Clyde.
313
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,784
What have you been doing
during the pandemic?
314
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,386
Oh, you know, lots of stuff.
315
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:16,423
Yeah, me, too.
Sucks about Kenny, huh?
316
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,666
Hope they find
all the information
317
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,559
- on that thing he hid.
- You know
318
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,128
where he might have hid it?
319
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:24,697
No, I don't.
But I bet someone here does.
320
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,900
It's really great
to see you guys again.
321
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,502
These past few decades
have been really tough.
322
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,772
Yeah, sometimes I think
the pandemic really aged me.
323
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,475
Kyle, can I talk to you
for a second?
324
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,246
- Dude, he's here.
- Who's here?
325
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:43,216
- Cartman?
- Yeah, but he's changed.
326
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,584
Changed how?
327
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,453
Yes, I know,
it's been a long time
328
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,754
since we've seen each other.
329
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,122
I'm doing really well.
330
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,091
I'm actually the head
of Gespetzah Synagogue
331
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,392
down in Colorado Springs.
332
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,461
Can you believe it? I'm a rabbi.
333
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,998
Yeah, you know, when
the whole pandemic happened,
334
00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,299
I think it changed me.
335
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,334
It really changed me
for the better.
336
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,769
- It did?
- No.
337
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,472
- He's fucking with me.
- What? Oh, yeah.
338
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,175
Yeah, I get it,
the Eric Cartman you guys knew
339
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,043
didn't seem like
he'd become a rabbi.
340
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,179
But I found real meaning
in the Torah
341
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,281
and then I found a great
Jewish woman and...
342
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:17,284
let the spirit of the Talmud
guide our lives.
343
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:18,952
Okay, jut knock it off, fat-ass.
344
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,220
Dude.
345
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,821
Wow, that's very big
of you, Kyle.
346
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,824
Still living in South Park
and calling people fat-ass, huh?
347
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,127
Wait, I'm sorry,
that was uncalled for.
348
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,795
It's not fucking funny, Cartman!
349
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:31,398
Stop pretending you
have a happy Jewish life!
350
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,033
Hey, shoogina!
I'm sorry, I couldn't
351
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,902
wait in the car anymore;
I had to meet your friends.
352
00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,972
Oh, that's okay.
Guys, this is my wife, Yentl.
353
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,674
I've heard so many stories
about you all.
354
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,543
It must have been amazing
to grow up
355
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,412
in these beautiful mountains!
356
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,981
Yentl? Her name is Yentl?
357
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:51,384
Can we fucking stop this
and talk about Kenny, please?!
358
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:55,422
- Oh, is that, uh...?
- Yeah, that's-that's Kyle, yeah.
359
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,566
I'm sorry, honey, can you
just give me a couple minutes?
360
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,392
I just need a few more
seconds with them
361
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:00,603
and I'll be right out
to the car.
362
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,029
Oh, okay, I get it.
363
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,396
Nice to meet you guys.
364
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,365
We'll see you at the funeral,
I guess.
365
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,400
And I'm very sorry
for your loss.
366
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,103
Bye, Mrs. Cartman.
367
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:14,041
Okay, look, guys, Kenny and I
were still really good friends.
368
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:17,144
He used to email me all the time
about stuff he was doing.
369
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:18,411
Yeah, me, too!
370
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,180
Well, so then maybe he also
371
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,149
told you that
he was trying to find
372
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,950
the origin of the coronavirus.
373
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,718
What are you talking about?
374
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,855
Kenny was obsessed with
how corona first got started.
375
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:32,492
He was clearly on to something,
and then he died.
376
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,894
I know we all want
to solve this for him.
377
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,996
You know, in the Torah,
when Abraham
378
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,298
first heard the word of God...
379
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,999
Just knock it off!
You don't believe
380
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,610
a word of that shit.
You're just doing all this
381
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,002
to get a rise out of me.
382
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,237
Kyle, you really think
383
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,672
I would spend 40 years
of my life
384
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,340
just to get a rise out of you?
385
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,077
- Yes, I do!
- Same ol' Kyle.
386
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,478
Well, I got to go, guys.
387
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,713
I'll see you at Kenny's funeral
tomorrow.
388
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,684
Maybe he's really changed.
389
00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:01,521
No. He is fucking with me.
390
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,801
Sometimes I feel like
391
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,170
things weren't supposed
to be like this.
392
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,307
Like maybe there are others
in control of the way
393
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,841
it all turned out.
394
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,043
Is that what you're saying,
Dr. McCormick?
395
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:27,747
Are you saying that there are
other people responsible?
396
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:31,118
I guess what I'm trying to say,
Dr. McCormick, is...
397
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,954
your theories seem to point to
some kind of people with power.
398
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:39,126
Let me put it another way...
We've all seen the pictures
399
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,594
of you working in Egypt,
lecturing at MIT.
400
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:44,131
And you always seem to
come back to this concept
401
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:47,400
of this mysterious
organization who is to blame.
402
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,545
- Let me put it yet another way, Dr. McCormick.
- Hang on a second.
403
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,439
What was that?
Alexa, freeze the video.
404
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:53,973
- What?
- Freeze video
405
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,476
and reverse playback
ten seconds.
406
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,513
Stop there.
407
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,352
Enhance image 20%.
408
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,886
Ugh. Whatever.
409
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,924
Shift right ten frames.
410
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,127
Enhance.
411
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,731
Tegridy Weed?
412
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:22,302
Isn't that your dad's
old marijuana company?
413
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:25,738
Oh, shit.
414
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,874
♫ ♫
415
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:38,050
Hi. Welcome.
Welcome, my friends.
416
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,719
So blessed to have you here.
417
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,121
Hello, my child,
thank you for coming.
418
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,090
- Yeah, sure.
- Wait, Stan?
419
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,658
Stan Marsh?
420
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,328
Praise be!
I haven't seen you in ages!
421
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,029
I'm sorry, do I know you?
422
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,464
Well, sure, it's me!
423
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,866
Scott Malkinson! Remember me?
424
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,936
- Uh, no, sorry.
- I hung out with you guys
425
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,805
all the time
when we were little.
426
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,640
I was the kid with the lisp.
427
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,643
- Who had diabetes?
- Oh, yeah, sure...
428
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,213
Great to see you again.
429
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,715
Hey, guys.
Great to see you in church.
430
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,883
- It's Scott Malkinson.
- Who?
431
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,353
Scott Malkinson, I went
to school with you guys?
432
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:14,754
Oh, okay.
433
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:18,725
Hello. Welcome. Hey!
It's me! Scott Malkinson!
434
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,494
With the diabetes. No?
435
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:26,599
Kenny McCormick was
a cherished son, a wise man,
436
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,134
and a wonderful friend.
437
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,169
Kenny touched all
of our lives and made
438
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:34,207
each and every one of us
laugh, cry and ponder.
439
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,708
And in his death,
440
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,511
now we can reflect on
our own lives.
441
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,880
Are we happy?
442
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:44,217
Are we the person
we hoped to be?
443
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:47,820
Have we, like Kenny,
given all that we can
444
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,056
to forgive those around us?
445
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,724
For life is short,
446
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,794
and our family and friends
must be cherished.
447
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:58,298
You know, in many ways,
death is like diabetes.
448
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:01,133
You spend your whole life
trying to fight it off
449
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:03,903
but ultimately it just wins.
450
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:07,574
And so let's take the time now
to reach out to our friends.
451
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,108
To reach out to our family.
452
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,744
To tell our mothers
and our fathers that we...
453
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:14,747
All right! All right! Who
the fuck put you up to this?
454
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,916
Did you write
this goddamn speech, Kyle?
455
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,685
Did you tell him
to say all this stuff?
456
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:21,120
What the fuck
are you talking about?
457
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,122
You know that I know something
about Kenny
458
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,525
that I'm not telling you because
it involves my father,
459
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,093
who I don't want to face!
460
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,762
That's crazy and you'd be able
to face what happened
461
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,064
to your family if you
weren't a fucking asshole!
462
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,601
Guys, please,
this is a house of God.
463
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,035
You shut the fuck up!
464
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:39,205
You judge me,
you all sit here and judge me.
465
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,040
Well, fuck all of you!
466
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,910
This is exactly why I moved out
of this hick-ass town!
467
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,912
And I am going back home
to the city!
468
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,281
My child, please,
we are gathered in Christ...
469
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,892
My child, please,
we are gathered in Christ.
470
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,719
I'm Scott Malkinson.
I have diabetes.
471
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,156
He does remember me!
472
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,592
Alexa, start the car!
473
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,329
Start the car?
Where are you going?
474
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,764
I need to stop at a store
and then we're going home.
475
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,433
What about the connection
you just found
476
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:07,834
between Kenny and your father?
477
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,169
Alexa, find the nearest
liquor store.
478
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,771
Oh, you wanna get drunk?
479
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,849
Let me guess... someone said
something you didn't like
480
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:16,008
and it made you want to
pound beer and wine?
481
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,910
It's not
"pounding beer and wine."
482
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,946
I drop wine shots into the beer.
483
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,181
It's called a "smorgasvein"
and it's very cultural!
484
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,151
Stop acting like a child and
support your dead friend, Stan!
485
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:28,120
- You don't even have any...
- Alexa, stop!
486
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,895
Thank you. Thank you, Father.
487
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,331
Hello, everyone.
My name is Rabbi Cartman
488
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:42,001
and I was Kenny McCormick's
very, very best friend.
489
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:46,272
Kenny was not a Jew,
but he had so many
490
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,007
amazing Jewish qualities.
491
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:50,176
Qualities that I see
in my loving wife
492
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:53,846
and my amazing kids,
that are right over there.
493
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,615
Over there by Kyle.
494
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,950
And as we all return now
to our homes
495
00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:00,820
and our lives, I think that...
A lot like Abraham...
496
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,490
- Let's not forget that...
- Excuse me. Everyone?
497
00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:04,924
Hello?
498
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,026
Everyone, can I have
your attention, please?
499
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:10,830
We got results from the PNR scan
of Dr. McCormick's remains
500
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:13,065
and we now know
the cause of his death.
501
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:16,536
Now we all need to stay calm.
502
00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:19,472
There is no reason
to panic, but...
503
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,874
Kenny died of COVID.
504
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,242
It's a new variant.
505
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:27,847
The COVID Delta Plus
Rewards Program variant.
506
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,084
Everyone, please!
507
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,753
We cannot panic!
508
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,105
That's it! We're all out
of chin diapers!
509
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,875
Oh, God, we're all out
of chin diapers!
510
00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:00,447
Zoom...
511
00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:03,628
Come on, come on, come on!
Remote learning!
512
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:05,618
Come on, come on, come on!
513
00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:13,860
Alexa, what's going on?
514
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,829
There's some kind
of road closure ahead.
515
00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:26,806
Set up a perimeter!
I want all exit points sealed.
516
00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:33,112
People of South Park,
517
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:36,048
there is an outbreak of COVID
in your community.
518
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:37,917
You are being quarantined.
519
00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:42,088
Hey, dude! I don't live here.
I need to get home!
520
00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:44,924
Nobody is going in or out.
521
00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:48,060
We have confirmation that
one person in this community
522
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,563
has never been vaccinated
against COVID,
523
00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:52,899
so we must quarantine everyone.
524
00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:55,635
One person?! Well, who is it?!
525
00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,904
We are not allowed to say.
526
00:23:58,004 --> 00:24:00,106
But if you tell us who
the unvaccinated person is,
527
00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:02,575
we can have them vaccinated
and then this will all be over!
528
00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:06,178
We can't tell you who it is
because, in case you forgot,
529
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,749
it's the future, and we don't
single out or ridicule anyone
530
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,784
for their personal beliefs.
531
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:14,020
Gah! I hate the future!
532
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,922
What does this mean?
533
00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,924
Yeah, what's it mean, Daddy?
534
00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:19,992
I think it means...
535
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:22,294
we're all stuck in South Park.
536
00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:29,101
Okay, there we go.
537
00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:30,378
We'll get back with the results.
538
00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:31,771
Maintain six feet
social distance
539
00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:33,205
and stay indoors. Thank you.
540
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,406
Next, please!
541
00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:36,943
Yeah, listen, I have to
get out of here.
542
00:24:37,043 --> 00:24:38,177
Yes, don't we all.
543
00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:39,679
No, no, no, I don't belong here
544
00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:41,213
and I don't have
anywhere to stay.
545
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,049
They've shut down
all the motels.
546
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,389
Do you have any friends or
family that you can stay with?
547
00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:47,119
No, these people
are not my friends
548
00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:48,788
and I have no family here.
549
00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:50,723
- Oka...
- It's okay.
550
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,291
They've set up
an emergency shelter
551
00:24:52,391 --> 00:24:54,827
for all the people who were here
from out of town.
552
00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:57,129
Where?
553
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,613
All right, everyone, listen up.
554
00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:15,047
No way.
555
00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:17,183
Welcome to
South Park Elementary.
556
00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:19,451
We want to help you all
be as comfortable as possible.
557
00:25:19,552 --> 00:25:21,854
So we will have quiet time
from 9:00 p.m.
558
00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:24,290
to 6:00 a.m. every day.
I don't want to hear
559
00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:27,259
any fucking gender-specific
language in here.
560
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,562
And if anybody here
casts a movie with someone
561
00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:31,964
other than the culture
that that movie is about,
562
00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:33,600
you are fucking out of here!
563
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:38,337
All right, thank you.
It is now 9:01. Lights out.
564
00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:44,811
♫ ♫
565
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:53,052
It's been a long time
since I've prayed.
566
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,355
I don't know
if anyone can hear me...
567
00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:59,225
but we all really
need help right now.
568
00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:02,494
I know in my heart
that Kenny didn't just die
569
00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:04,864
of some new COVID variant.
570
00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:08,334
I know there's something
way bigger going on.
571
00:26:08,434 --> 00:26:11,871
But it all seems like
so much to take on.
572
00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:14,540
Please, if there's
anyone who could
573
00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:18,945
help see me through this,
it would be a miracle.
574
00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:23,315
♫ ♫
575
00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:38,297
♫ Someone's at the door ♫
576
00:26:38,397 --> 00:26:40,833
♫ This is the doorbell ♫
577
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:42,669
♫ Apparently in the future ♫
578
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:45,204
♫ All doorbells
sing, sing, sing. ♫
579
00:26:45,304 --> 00:26:48,507
Yeah, I fucking know,
goddamn it!
580
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:52,411
Hey, Kyle.
Oh, man, this is crazy, huh?
581
00:26:52,511 --> 00:26:55,147
The school is all filled up
and the motels are shut down.
582
00:26:55,247 --> 00:26:57,125
I was, I was just hoping
maybe we could crash here.
583
00:26:57,149 --> 00:27:00,086
Look, I, uh,
I don't think that's gonna work.
584
00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:02,421
I figured Stan is probably
staying with you, too?
585
00:27:02,521 --> 00:27:03,756
No. No, he's not.
586
00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:06,025
Oh, great!
Then you have some extra rooms.
587
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,928
- We're gonna be okay, kids!
- Yay!
588
00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:10,388
No, no, Cartman,
I'm sure there are
589
00:27:10,429 --> 00:27:11,898
some other places you can stay.
590
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,438
My family would be
really comfortable
591
00:27:13,499 --> 00:27:16,602
in a nice Jewish home.
Please, Kyle, for my kids.
592
00:27:17,536 --> 00:27:20,172
We promise we'll be good,
Uncle Kyle.
593
00:27:20,272 --> 00:27:21,774
Please, Uncle Kyle?
594
00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:23,910
Please, Uncle Kyle?
595
00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:25,344
I can't believe this.
596
00:27:25,444 --> 00:27:27,313
Come on, kids!
Oh, bless you, Kyle.
597
00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:29,181
Don't worry,
I'll put them right to bed.
598
00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:31,383
You won't even know we're here.
599
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,652
Toda raba, Uncle Kyle.
600
00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:35,988
That's Hebrew for "thank you."
601
00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:47,399
Guys, doesn't this all
seem a little too convenient?
602
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:48,634
What do you mean?
603
00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:50,078
I mean that Kenny's death
is suspicious,
604
00:27:50,102 --> 00:27:52,104
he talks about people
to blame and then
605
00:27:52,204 --> 00:27:54,406
he suddenly dies of
some new COVID variant?
606
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,208
You think it's a cover, Token?
607
00:27:56,308 --> 00:27:58,377
I think it's
definitely suspicious.
608
00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:01,180
Speaking of suspicious,
what do you call a trans woman
609
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,382
that walks into
an abortion clinic?
610
00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:07,787
Her name is Rebecca
and she's a fantastic person.
611
00:28:08,554 --> 00:28:10,757
Just seems all nice
and buttoned up, doesn't it?
612
00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:13,125
It's a perfect cause of death
and anyone who's trying
613
00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:14,894
to sort it out is quarantined
614
00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:16,796
because one person
isn't vaccinated?
615
00:28:16,896 --> 00:28:19,866
It's true... who wouldn't be
vaccinated by now?
616
00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:21,267
I'm certainly vaccinated.
617
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,635
- Yeah, I'm vaccinated.
- Me, too.
618
00:28:23,736 --> 00:28:25,137
We're all vaccinated.
619
00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:29,208
Yeah, I mean, I-I think
it's a personal choice.
620
00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:33,179
What does that mean?
Are you vaccinated, Clyde?
621
00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:35,314
I'm... immunized.
622
00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:36,983
He's not fucking vaccinated!
623
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,250
He's the fucking one!
624
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:39,518
Hey, I just, I just
625
00:28:39,618 --> 00:28:41,620
need to see the research
first, you know.
626
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:46,225
It's been 40 years, Clyde.
That's enough research!
627
00:28:47,626 --> 00:28:50,629
Alexa, set an alarm
for 7:00 a.m.
628
00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:56,168
Alexa,
set an alarm for 7:00 a.m.
629
00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:58,470
Why don't you go talk
to your father?
630
00:28:58,570 --> 00:28:59,671
Goddamn it.
631
00:28:59,772 --> 00:29:01,373
If there's some kind
of connection
632
00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:03,218
with your dad's farm that can
help everyone figure out
633
00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:06,112
what's going on,
then you need to talk to him.
634
00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:07,980
Can I just go to sleep, please?
635
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,949
Oh, poor you! Poor you!
636
00:29:10,049 --> 00:29:12,484
Stop being a fucking victim.
At least you get to go out
637
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:15,321
and do stuff.
What do I get to do?
638
00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:17,990
- Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
- Oh, okay, great.
639
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:19,725
You're sorry, again.
640
00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:22,394
By the way, I can tell you
641
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:24,696
about some great deals
on headphones at Best Buy.
642
00:29:24,797 --> 00:29:26,298
Would you like to know more?
643
00:29:26,398 --> 00:29:28,801
- Sure, yes, tell me more.
- Okay.
644
00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:31,203
The Mark VII headphones
have a new edition coming out.
645
00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:33,272
Should I add that
to your shopping list?
646
00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:35,541
Yes, sure,
add them to my shopping list.
647
00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:37,576
Okay.
I'll add Mark VII headphones
648
00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:40,312
from Best Buy
to your shopping list.
649
00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:48,054
Oh, yeah.
650
00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:50,756
Yeah, you like that? Yeah! Yeah!
651
00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:52,868
Yeah, you like how Abraham
trusted in the one true God?!
652
00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:56,628
Yeah! Oh, oh, yeah! Yeah!
653
00:29:56,728 --> 00:29:59,131
Goddamn it!
654
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,902
Oh. Shh, shh. Hang on, honey.
655
00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:04,436
Hang on.
656
00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:07,006
Yeah, yeah, what's up, buddy?
657
00:30:07,106 --> 00:30:09,141
What's up
is that I am over this!
658
00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:10,352
What are, what are
you talking about?
659
00:30:10,376 --> 00:30:11,677
You know what I'm talking about!
660
00:30:11,777 --> 00:30:14,013
You know I can hear you
through the walls!
661
00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:15,647
Okay, geez, I'm sorry.
662
00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:17,649
Sorry I was making love
to my wife.
663
00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:19,085
No Jewish people have sex
664
00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:20,987
screaming about
their love of Abraham!
665
00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:22,955
You are a fucking fraud!
666
00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:24,323
Is everything all right?
667
00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:26,058
Do you know that
your husband once snuck
668
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:28,360
in my room
and gave me fucking AIDS?!
669
00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:31,330
- I'm sorry?!
- Oh, my God, Kyle!
670
00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:34,400
If we are being too loud, please
don't lash out at my wife!
671
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:37,236
Oh, my God. Oh, my God,
I don't know what to say.
672
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,671
Mom, Dad, is everything okay?
673
00:30:39,771 --> 00:30:41,740
It's all right, kids.
Go back to bed.
674
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,710
Kyle, obviously you have
a problem with us being here.
675
00:30:44,810 --> 00:30:48,080
I promise you that we will be
gone first thing in the morning.
676
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,149
That's probably best!
677
00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:00,492
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah!
678
00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:02,104
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah, you like how Abraham
679
00:31:02,128 --> 00:31:03,338
-almost sacrificed his only son?!
- Oh, yeah!
680
00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:04,362
Yeah!
681
00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:10,269
Sir! Sir,
the townspeople are demanding
682
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,071
to know when
the quarantine will end.
683
00:31:12,171 --> 00:31:15,174
It'll end when we get the order
that everything is safe.
684
00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:18,444
But, sir, the people inside
are running out of supplies.
685
00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:19,988
They're saying they don't
have nearly enough
686
00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:22,014
chin diapers and
people are starting to fight.
687
00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:26,986
I have strict orders not to let
anything in or out of this town.
688
00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:30,022
They'll just have to make do
the best they can in there.
689
00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:33,425
Hopefully they can
maintain some sense of humanity.
690
00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:35,027
We got a runner!
691
00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:36,996
Another one trying to get out!
692
00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:38,364
Please!
693
00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:40,732
I just need to go to
a sporting event!
694
00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:03,722
Hey, Clyde. Clyde, can we
talk to you for a second?
695
00:32:03,822 --> 00:32:04,923
Sure, what's up?
696
00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:07,994
Look, Clyde,
we all really respect
697
00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:10,562
your personal p-p-preferences.
698
00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:13,699
But we have things we
really need to get back to.
699
00:32:13,799 --> 00:32:16,702
We've got jobs a-and careers,
people who need us.
700
00:32:16,802 --> 00:32:18,704
B-But we're being forced
to stay here.
701
00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:21,807
So could you maybe just...
Just get vaccinated real quick?
702
00:32:21,907 --> 00:32:24,276
Oh. Um...
703
00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:26,678
Nah. I don't wanna.
704
00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:30,516
Look, I'm sorry, guys.
It's for health reasons.
705
00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:33,452
I can't get vaccinated 'cause
I'm allergic to shellfish.
706
00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:37,389
Clyde, there's no shellfish
in the COVID vaccine.
707
00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:39,425
I know,
but I read that sometimes
708
00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,327
in the lab where the vaccine
is made,
709
00:32:41,427 --> 00:32:43,195
if somebody ate shellfish,
710
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,696
then it can
get cross-contaminated
711
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:47,666
and have leftover
residual shellfish-ness.
712
00:32:47,766 --> 00:32:50,436
So you're saying you
won't take the COVID vaccine
713
00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:52,171
out of shellfish-ness.
714
00:32:52,271 --> 00:32:53,605
Yes, that is correct.
715
00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:56,242
Just a general sense
of shellfish-ness.
716
00:32:56,342 --> 00:32:59,011
Everyone, you better
come check this out.
717
00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:01,647
Look at this.
718
00:33:01,747 --> 00:33:04,016
The McCormick Science Wing
719
00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:06,185
at South Park Elementary.
720
00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:08,254
Yeah, so? I read about this.
721
00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:09,555
Kenny donated tons of money
722
00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:11,335
to build a science center
for the students.
723
00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:12,758
Yeah, for the students.
724
00:33:12,858 --> 00:33:14,826
So why does it
have a lock on it?
725
00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:17,029
♫ ♫
726
00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:29,608
This must be where Kenny
was doing all his research.
727
00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:33,212
He didn't want to be found,
so he used the school as cover.
728
00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:37,383
Uh, guys, why is there
blood everywhere?
729
00:33:38,717 --> 00:33:40,219
Everybody see what you can find.
730
00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:43,355
There's got to be a clue here
of who killed Kenny.
731
00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:49,061
♫ In the future ♫
732
00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:52,831
♫ We are living in the future ♫
733
00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:54,766
♫ It's the future. ♫
734
00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:02,074
And we are the
fastest growing retirement home
735
00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:04,843
in Park County.
With our newest tower,
736
00:34:04,943 --> 00:34:08,247
we can now house over
600,000 old people.
737
00:34:08,347 --> 00:34:13,285
'Cause in the future you're old
for a long, long time.
738
00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:21,727
Can I help you?
739
00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:25,464
My name is Stan Marsh.
I came to...
740
00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,799
visit my dad.
741
00:34:29,368 --> 00:34:32,971
Mr. Marsh.
Mr. Marsh, guess what.
742
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,006
Your son is here.
743
00:34:36,975 --> 00:34:38,877
I don't have a son.
744
00:34:38,977 --> 00:34:43,149
Oh, come on, Mr. Marsh,
don't be a grumpy pants.
745
00:34:43,249 --> 00:34:46,318
You tell that piece of shit
that if he wants to
746
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:48,787
talk to me,
he can write an email.
747
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:51,690
Tell that little pussy
if I had any grandkids,
748
00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,659
maybe I wouldn't be so bitter
749
00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:56,295
at having such a little bitch
for a son!
750
00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:59,131
- Hi, Dad.
- Oh, hey, Stan.
751
00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:01,567
I'll leave you two alone.
752
00:35:06,071 --> 00:35:09,908
So, looks like
the Broncos still suck.
753
00:35:10,008 --> 00:35:11,377
Yup.
754
00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:14,646
Well, it was nice seeing ya.
755
00:35:14,746 --> 00:35:16,182
Thanks for coming to visit.
756
00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:17,549
I didn't come to visit.
757
00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:19,251
Trust me,
I don't want to be here.
758
00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:22,654
Right, like you didn't
want to murder your sister.
759
00:35:22,754 --> 00:35:25,591
What happened to Shelley
was your fault, not mine!
760
00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:28,660
Yeah, like it was my fault
your mom shot herself!
761
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,696
Yes, it actually was!
762
00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:34,400
Your mom died the day
her daughter burned to death!
763
00:35:36,368 --> 00:35:38,970
I'm just here because of Kenny.
764
00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:42,441
Why would he have
Tegridy Weed in his equations?
765
00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:47,779
Dr. McCormick mentioned Tegridy?
766
00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:51,183
It seemed to somehow fit
into some grand theory he had.
767
00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:54,953
He knew. He knew
it was the way to fix it all.
768
00:35:55,053 --> 00:35:59,958
He knew...
about the Pandemic Special.
769
00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:05,697
But, Mom,
why do we have to leave?
770
00:36:05,797 --> 00:36:07,333
It's not safe outside!
771
00:36:07,433 --> 00:36:08,834
We aren't welcome here,
children.
772
00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:10,836
We have to find another
place to stay.
773
00:36:10,936 --> 00:36:12,871
Oh, no, this is just like
when our people were
774
00:36:12,971 --> 00:36:14,940
exiled from the Holy Lands.
775
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,209
Mrs. Cartman,
can I talk to you, please?
776
00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:19,211
- Uncle Kyle!
- Uncle Kyle,
777
00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:21,480
why are you making us go? Why?
778
00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:23,048
Is it 'cause we're Jews?
779
00:36:23,148 --> 00:36:26,352
Mrs. Cartman,
I'm sorry for last night.
780
00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:31,557
I was just... tired and it was
extremely inappropriate of me.
781
00:36:31,657 --> 00:36:32,657
Dad!
782
00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:33,892
I think Uncle Kyle
783
00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:35,794
is gonna let us stay, Papa!
784
00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:40,432
Uh, no, kids, I'm sorry, but we
can't stay here with Uncle Kyle.
785
00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:44,069
Please stay.
I am asking you to stay.
786
00:36:44,169 --> 00:36:46,472
Can we, Dad?
We'll be good, we promise!
787
00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:48,807
You little ones are always good.
788
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:52,511
♫ Mik-helm, Mik-helm,
mit cloiska pudding ♫
789
00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,946
♫ Vil plotz vit laughter, too ♫
790
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,081
Stop it!
791
00:36:57,349 --> 00:36:59,585
♫ Someone is at the door! ♫
792
00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:03,389
♫ Yeah! This is the doorbell! ♫
793
00:37:03,489 --> 00:37:05,424
♫ It is the future! ♫
794
00:37:05,524 --> 00:37:07,393
They killed Kenny...
795
00:37:07,493 --> 00:37:09,561
because he was
trying to stop it.
796
00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:11,430
Stop what?
797
00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:12,964
We found Kenny's lab.
798
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:16,034
All of his confidential work
and his wild experiments.
799
00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:19,805
Kenny wasn't just trying to find
the source of the coronavirus.
800
00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,840
He was trying
to go back in time,
801
00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:24,443
and stop the pandemic
from ever happening.
802
00:37:24,543 --> 00:37:26,878
♫ ♫
803
00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:32,117
Okay, old people.
804
00:37:32,217 --> 00:37:34,453
It's 4:00.
You know what that means.
805
00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:36,322
It's share time!
806
00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,191
Who has something that they
want to share?
807
00:37:40,292 --> 00:37:41,493
Mr. Garrison?
808
00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:44,496
I'd like to share
my dick in your mouth.
809
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:47,699
M'kay.
810
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,001
Okay, guys, let's settle down.
811
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:53,505
Look, I know sharing feelings is
hard during this time of crisis.
812
00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:56,642
Is anyone feeling nervous
about the new COVID outbreak?
813
00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:01,079
We don't want you to worry,
because, you know,
814
00:38:01,179 --> 00:38:03,515
it's the future...
We all do everything we can
815
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,517
to make sure
old people don't die.
816
00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:09,154
Okay, if nobody else
wants to go first,
817
00:38:09,254 --> 00:38:11,122
Randy Marsh had
a little visitor today
818
00:38:11,222 --> 00:38:13,692
and he'd like to share that
with all of you.
819
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:17,863
Uh, hey, everyone. I had
a special visitor today.
820
00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:19,498
My "son."
821
00:38:19,598 --> 00:38:22,233
Who hasn't come to see me
in over 20 years.
822
00:38:22,334 --> 00:38:24,570
And I have some things
I need to tell him
823
00:38:24,670 --> 00:38:26,505
but it's hard because...
824
00:38:26,605 --> 00:38:28,039
he killed his mom
and his sister.
825
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,509
Okay, okay,
here's what happened.
826
00:38:30,609 --> 00:38:31,943
Oh, here we go, here we go.
827
00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:34,413
After the pandemic,
my mom wanted a divorce
828
00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:36,214
and she owned half of the farm.
829
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,717
She didn't own half,
she always hated weed,
830
00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:40,285
and she didn't do shit
for the farm.
831
00:38:40,386 --> 00:38:42,888
He wouldn't give her half
the farm, so I got sick
832
00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:44,298
of their fighting
and decided to burn
833
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,057
the whole stupid farm
to the ground.
834
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:48,827
And his sister was in the barn
and she burned to death.
835
00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:51,062
Because you locked her
in the barn 'cause she wouldn't
836
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,799
do her weed chores
'cause she hated weed, too!
837
00:38:53,899 --> 00:38:56,001
Yes, she had
a marijuana problem.
838
00:38:56,101 --> 00:38:58,537
And so his mother
couldn't take the loss
839
00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:00,572
of Shelley
and so she killed herself!
840
00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:02,273
Which is your fault.
841
00:39:02,374 --> 00:39:03,642
You were the one who
842
00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:04,952
burned the family business
to the ground.
843
00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:06,378
You guys are hearing this,
right?
844
00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:12,283
So, Kenny spends years
researching time travel,
845
00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:14,185
then suddenly Kenny dies,
846
00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:16,655
and all his fellow
scientists go missing.
847
00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:19,391
Just leaving behind
a trail of blood.
848
00:39:19,491 --> 00:39:21,727
Seems like all of
the scientists were murdered
849
00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:24,262
so that nobody could
complete Kenny's work.
850
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:25,764
All of them except one.
851
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,666
In almost all this research,
852
00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:31,302
one name keeps popping up:
Victor Chouce.
853
00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:34,473
It appears that Chouce
was Kenny's right-hand man.
854
00:39:34,573 --> 00:39:36,141
But he was insane.
855
00:39:36,241 --> 00:39:38,352
He's been locked up for years
inside a mental institution.
856
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,612
Oh, come on.
Now we're gonna start talking
857
00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,280
to certifiably crazy people?
858
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:45,283
Crazy or not,
we find this Victor Chouce
859
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:48,286
and we find where
Kenny hid the information.
860
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,422
♫ ♫
861
00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:57,496
Yes.
862
00:39:57,596 --> 00:39:59,197
Yes, that is correct.
863
00:39:59,297 --> 00:40:02,200
Victor Chouce is
one of our patients here.
864
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,770
What is the nature
of your inquiry?
865
00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:07,439
We have reason to believe
that Victor Chouce
866
00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:10,341
can answer questions
regarding our friend's death.
867
00:40:10,442 --> 00:40:12,377
Could you put him
on the line please?
868
00:40:12,478 --> 00:40:14,646
I'm afraid that's impossible.
869
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:19,017
Victor is too unstable for
phone calls. They confuse him.
870
00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:22,087
Well, can we come
talk to him in person then?
871
00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:25,691
Yes, I believe
that could be arranged.
872
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:28,727
As long as
the proper protocols are met.
873
00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:32,030
Is everyone
in your party vaccinated?
874
00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:34,866
No.
875
00:40:34,966 --> 00:40:36,935
Well, then
I'm afraid we can't allow you
876
00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:38,436
into our facility.
877
00:40:38,537 --> 00:40:41,640
But-but we have to talk to him!
It's urgent!
878
00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:42,908
What'd they say?
879
00:40:43,008 --> 00:40:44,309
They're not
gonna let us see him!
880
00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:47,112
It's some kind of
goddamn conspiracy!
881
00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:58,890
Listen to me, it's very simple.
882
00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:01,326
I need to take my dad
out of here.
883
00:41:01,426 --> 00:41:02,561
He has to come with me.
884
00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:04,429
I'm afraid that's impossible.
885
00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:07,098
Senior citizens are
in here to keep them safe.
886
00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:10,802
You know, it's the future...
We can't let old people die.
887
00:41:10,902 --> 00:41:13,338
- I told you, stupid.
- Shut up, Dad.
888
00:41:13,438 --> 00:41:16,274
Look, there's a chance we
can help fight this new variant.
889
00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:18,243
I just need him out for
a couple hours
890
00:41:18,343 --> 00:41:19,745
so we can
get something important.
891
00:41:19,845 --> 00:41:21,312
Well, why don't you
just go get it?
892
00:41:21,412 --> 00:41:23,582
Because he won't tell me
where it is because
893
00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:26,384
- he doesn't trust me.
- Because he killed his mom.
894
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:29,320
Look, I'm sorry,
but this is the future.
895
00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:32,257
Nothing is more important than
keeping old people alive.
896
00:41:32,357 --> 00:41:34,001
What if you took him out there
and, God forbid,
897
00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:35,360
he crapped his pants?
898
00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:36,971
And then slipped on
the old people diarrhea
899
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:38,296
and hit his head?
900
00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:39,707
We'd have to shut down
the entire country,
901
00:41:39,731 --> 00:41:40,731
for Christ's sake.
902
00:41:40,799 --> 00:41:42,668
Well, I guess that's it.
903
00:41:42,768 --> 00:41:45,236
Only one way out now.
904
00:41:48,574 --> 00:41:49,975
Kick him in the balls, Stan!
905
00:41:50,075 --> 00:41:51,442
- What?!
- Kick him in the balls!
906
00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:53,779
- Come on, hurry!
- Get your hands off of me!
907
00:41:53,879 --> 00:41:55,413
- Dad!
- Goddamn it, Stan,
908
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:58,416
kick his fucking balls
so we can go!
909
00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,951
Fuck!
910
00:42:00,051 --> 00:42:03,955
Okay, grab his keys!
Grab his keys, you stupid ass!
911
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,430
Warning. Warning.
Old person has escaped.
912
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:15,667
Old person has escaped. Warning.
913
00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:27,010
All of these documents
we found in Kenny's lab
914
00:42:27,078 --> 00:42:29,815
referred to possible origins
of the coronavirus.
915
00:42:29,915 --> 00:42:31,750
He wanted to go back
and stop it.
916
00:42:31,850 --> 00:42:34,686
But to stop it, he had to
figure out how to bend time.
917
00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:38,657
Exactly. There's notes...
Years and years of research
918
00:42:38,757 --> 00:42:40,058
that Kenny compiled...
919
00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:42,227
All on the possibilities
of time travel.
920
00:42:42,327 --> 00:42:44,295
You silly girl.
921
00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:47,165
You, yes.
Who's a little mister, yes.
922
00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:48,700
Who's a little hetzpah?
923
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,301
Who's my little meshugana?
924
00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:51,837
Excuse me!
925
00:42:51,937 --> 00:42:53,438
Geez, sorry, Kyle.
926
00:42:53,538 --> 00:42:55,841
Kenny was researching
the nature of space-time
927
00:42:55,941 --> 00:42:58,076
to see if some kind
of bending was possible.
928
00:42:58,176 --> 00:43:01,079
But then suddenly, all
the research just gets cut off.
929
00:43:01,179 --> 00:43:03,048
Because whoever
made the pandemic happen
930
00:43:03,148 --> 00:43:05,316
killed Kenny before
he could go back and stop it.
931
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,686
Silly girl. Yes.
932
00:43:07,786 --> 00:43:09,888
Will you please knock it off?!
933
00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:11,489
What's the problem, Kyle?
934
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:13,424
You know what you're doing,
fat-ass!
935
00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:16,194
Goddamn it, why don't you lay
off my fuckin' dad, Uncle Kyle!
936
00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:18,930
Moisha! He's never
talked like that before.
937
00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:20,231
I'm sorry, Mom. It's just...
938
00:43:20,331 --> 00:43:22,600
Uncle Kyle,
he makes me so crazy!
939
00:43:22,701 --> 00:43:24,469
That is not okay, Moisha.
940
00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:28,273
But it's true, Dad.
Uncle Kyle makes me crazy, too!
941
00:43:28,373 --> 00:43:30,709
- Menorah!
- Fuck you, Kyle.
942
00:43:30,809 --> 00:43:32,778
Hackelm!
943
00:43:32,878 --> 00:43:34,746
You guys, listen.
In Kenny's work
944
00:43:34,846 --> 00:43:37,448
he talks about where he would
hide important information.
945
00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:39,885
He says his friends
will always know where to look
946
00:43:39,985 --> 00:43:42,620
if they just
think like kids again.
947
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,657
Think like kids again...
948
00:43:46,725 --> 00:43:49,527
I know where Kenny hid
what we're looking for.
949
00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:51,897
It's up his ass.
950
00:43:57,535 --> 00:43:59,037
Who's the broad?
951
00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:01,239
That's just my Alexa.
952
00:44:02,107 --> 00:44:03,608
That's the best
you could do, huh?
953
00:44:03,709 --> 00:44:04,910
Is it even the new one?
954
00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:07,445
- Excuse me?
- Just ignore him.
955
00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:10,348
Okay, fine, there's a new
upgrade available
956
00:44:10,448 --> 00:44:11,983
for your Amazon Prime
membership.
957
00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:13,451
Would you like to know more?
958
00:44:13,551 --> 00:44:14,886
Not now, please.
959
00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:17,655
Okay, so I guess
just fuck me, then?
960
00:44:19,424 --> 00:44:21,326
Uh-huh.
961
00:44:30,902 --> 00:44:33,138
♫ ♫
962
00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:40,245
This was once
such a magical place.
963
00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:42,080
Can we just get this over with?
964
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,648
I don't want to be here.
965
00:44:43,749 --> 00:44:45,250
You think I want to be here?
966
00:44:45,350 --> 00:44:48,319
This is where I lost
everything that I cared about!
967
00:44:48,419 --> 00:44:50,488
And your mom and your sister!
968
00:44:56,995 --> 00:44:59,030
Dad, there's nothing here.
969
00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:01,199
Dad?
970
00:45:01,299 --> 00:45:02,934
I think I can
trust you now, Stan.
971
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:06,838
It's time for you to learn what
your friend Kenny was after.
972
00:45:06,938 --> 00:45:10,208
When the pandemic started,
you were only a kid.
973
00:45:10,308 --> 00:45:13,644
You don't remember the pain
we all went through.
974
00:45:13,745 --> 00:45:14,980
Yeah, I do.
975
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,883
We as Americans
went through so much.
976
00:45:17,983 --> 00:45:22,220
First, that incompetent
jack-hole was elected president.
977
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,723
Then the pandemic came,
and then the race wars.
978
00:45:25,824 --> 00:45:29,795
And then just when it seemed
like we'd turned a corner,
979
00:45:29,895 --> 00:45:35,200
Space Jam 2 came out,
and we all just kind of gave up.
980
00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:38,703
What we lost,
Stan, was our Tegridy.
981
00:45:38,804 --> 00:45:40,906
But it was all by design.
982
00:45:41,006 --> 00:45:42,974
They needed us to lose it.
983
00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:44,242
Who did?
984
00:45:44,342 --> 00:45:46,878
Who would want us
to lose our optimism
985
00:45:46,978 --> 00:45:49,314
and start fighting
with each other?
986
00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:50,215
China.
987
00:45:50,315 --> 00:45:53,251
- China?
- China.
988
00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:55,486
They're the superpower now.
989
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:58,456
The future is totally theirs
and we let it happen.
990
00:45:58,556 --> 00:46:01,092
A man in China
had sex with a pangolin
991
00:46:01,192 --> 00:46:04,062
and that started COVID.
That man was me.
992
00:46:04,162 --> 00:46:05,596
So I knew how to go back
993
00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:07,098
and stop them
from taking over...
994
00:46:07,198 --> 00:46:08,800
Wait, whoa, whoa,
wait, wait, wait.
995
00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:10,501
You started COVID?
996
00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:12,503
Yes, but that's
besides the point.
997
00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:14,840
China used me
like they used us all.
998
00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:17,909
So I came up with a way
to help everyone fight back.
999
00:46:18,009 --> 00:46:20,311
A special Tegridy weed.
1000
00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:22,747
You had sex with a pangolin
1001
00:46:22,848 --> 00:46:25,683
in China and started
the whole pandemic?!
1002
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:27,919
Will you listen
to what I'm saying?!
1003
00:46:28,019 --> 00:46:30,721
Gal!
I worked to create more Tegridy,
1004
00:46:30,822 --> 00:46:33,591
but China did everything
they could to stop me.
1005
00:46:33,691 --> 00:46:35,326
They even got to my son.
1006
00:46:35,426 --> 00:46:38,329
Who burned all of
Tegridy Farms to the ground.
1007
00:46:38,429 --> 00:46:40,665
But what you didn't even know
1008
00:46:40,765 --> 00:46:44,069
was that I had secretly
created a new strain of weed.
1009
00:46:44,169 --> 00:46:48,173
A weed so powerful, I couldn't
even call it a special.
1010
00:46:48,273 --> 00:46:50,375
It was more like an event.
1011
00:46:50,475 --> 00:46:53,011
I hid it away all these years.
1012
00:46:53,111 --> 00:46:57,715
And now it... is the key
to saving us all.
1013
00:47:07,358 --> 00:47:09,327
- Where the fuck is it?
- What?
1014
00:47:09,427 --> 00:47:12,597
The Tegridy Weed Special Event!
Where the fuck is it?!
1015
00:47:12,697 --> 00:47:14,165
I don't know, Dad!
1016
00:47:14,265 --> 00:47:16,601
They got it. They took it!
1017
00:47:16,701 --> 00:47:18,536
There's even fresh
footprints on the ground!
1018
00:47:18,636 --> 00:47:20,138
Oh, Jesus!
1019
00:47:20,238 --> 00:47:22,273
So maybe it wasn't the Chinese.
1020
00:47:22,373 --> 00:47:26,377
Yeah, no, it was definitely
the Chinese. Oh, God.
1021
00:47:26,477 --> 00:47:30,048
That was it! That was
the very last bit of Tegridy!
1022
00:47:30,148 --> 00:47:32,984
The only other thing I had
were some seeds that I hid
1023
00:47:33,084 --> 00:47:36,922
up my ass, but they took them
from me at the old folks home!
1024
00:47:37,022 --> 00:47:38,990
Wait a minute. What did you say?
1025
00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:42,093
I said they took them from me
at the old folks home.
1026
00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:43,294
No, before that.
1027
00:47:43,394 --> 00:47:46,764
Oh. I said I hid 'em up my ass.
1028
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:51,002
Jesus. It's so simple.
How did we not get it?
1029
00:47:51,102 --> 00:47:53,138
Alexa, start the car!
1030
00:47:54,072 --> 00:47:56,307
There's no point now, son!
1031
00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:58,209
It's all gone.
1032
00:47:58,309 --> 00:48:01,512
It's all lost. All lost.
1033
00:48:01,612 --> 00:48:04,749
Randy.
1034
00:48:04,849 --> 00:48:07,785
Randy.
1035
00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:10,021
Ah...?
1036
00:48:10,121 --> 00:48:12,590
ICU, please. Blue Team, ICU.
1037
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,698
"Un-cle Kyle."
1038
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,803
"Uncle Kyle." Say it, Hackelm.
1039
00:48:27,072 --> 00:48:31,109
- "Uncle Kyle."
- Fuck you, Kyle.
1040
00:48:31,209 --> 00:48:34,812
No, no, no. "Uncle Kyle."
1041
00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:36,181
Fuck you, Kyle.
1042
00:48:36,281 --> 00:48:38,283
Oh, my gosh, no.
1043
00:48:38,383 --> 00:48:40,318
We're so sorry about this.
1044
00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:43,121
Hackelm, say "Uncle."
1045
00:48:43,221 --> 00:48:47,792
"Uncle. Uncle Kyle."
1046
00:48:48,859 --> 00:48:50,761
Fuck you, Uncle Kyle!
1047
00:48:50,861 --> 00:48:52,163
Hey, that was better.
1048
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,099
It isn't gonna work.
The hospital says
1049
00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:56,199
we don't have authorization
to see Kenny's remains.
1050
00:48:56,234 --> 00:48:57,435
What?!
1051
00:48:57,535 --> 00:48:59,070
Sounds like someone
doesn't want us
1052
00:48:59,170 --> 00:49:01,539
to see Kenny's remains.
'Cause we might find the truth.
1053
00:49:01,639 --> 00:49:03,474
There has to be
a way for us to get in there.
1054
00:49:03,574 --> 00:49:05,843
- Ha ha. Fuck you, Uncle Kyle!
- Hackelm.
1055
00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:08,179
What the hell
are you guys doing here?
1056
00:49:08,846 --> 00:49:10,948
- Stan?
- What are you doing here?
1057
00:49:11,049 --> 00:49:13,451
I've been trying to
find out who killed Kenny.
1058
00:49:13,551 --> 00:49:16,054
I think I know where he
stored the information.
1059
00:49:16,154 --> 00:49:17,255
It's in his asshole.
1060
00:49:17,355 --> 00:49:18,689
- Yes.
- Well, it doesn't matter.
1061
00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:20,291
They won't let us
into the morgue.
1062
00:49:20,391 --> 00:49:22,031
Yeah, that's because
you guys don't think.
1063
00:49:22,127 --> 00:49:23,394
Excuse me? We need to examine
1064
00:49:23,494 --> 00:49:25,430
the remains of Dr. McCormick
right away.
1065
00:49:25,530 --> 00:49:27,065
Like I told the others,
1066
00:49:27,165 --> 00:49:30,001
only certified medical personnel
are allowed to examine cadavers.
1067
00:49:30,101 --> 00:49:31,702
Stan Marsh, consultant
1068
00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:34,639
for Post-Modem Beveragetainment
Online Services.
1069
00:49:35,873 --> 00:49:37,875
One moment, Doctor.
1070
00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:39,677
This is highly unorthodox.
1071
00:49:39,777 --> 00:49:42,147
We don't normally allow
outsiders into the morgue.
1072
00:49:42,247 --> 00:49:46,251
That's understandable, Doctor,
but luckily I am orthodox.
1073
00:49:46,351 --> 00:49:48,386
I don't think this
is suitable for children.
1074
00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:50,721
You guys go.
You were the closest to him.
1075
00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,857
We'll stay back
and watch the kids.
1076
00:49:54,859 --> 00:49:56,627
I'm sorry we can't
supply any chin diapers.
1077
00:49:56,727 --> 00:49:58,629
Just maintain social distance.
1078
00:49:58,729 --> 00:50:00,398
Middle cabinet,
second from the bottom.
1079
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,733
♫ ♫
1080
00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:19,117
Hello, old friend.
1081
00:50:20,951 --> 00:50:22,420
Ah, come on!
1082
00:50:25,423 --> 00:50:27,292
Well, let's get him...
1083
00:50:27,392 --> 00:50:28,759
turned over.
1084
00:50:33,464 --> 00:50:34,732
Somebody's got to look.
1085
00:50:34,832 --> 00:50:36,501
I'm not reaching up Kenny's ass.
1086
00:50:36,601 --> 00:50:38,035
Well, somebody has to.
1087
00:50:38,136 --> 00:50:39,680
- Cartman, go ahead.
- No, I can't do it.
1088
00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:41,014
If anyone should reach up
Kenny's ass,
1089
00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,373
it should be you, Kyle.
1090
00:50:42,473 --> 00:50:44,185
I thought you were
his fucking "best friend."
1091
00:50:44,209 --> 00:50:47,078
I was his best friend,
but I am also married,
1092
00:50:47,178 --> 00:50:49,514
so I can't be fingering
people's buttholes.
1093
00:50:49,614 --> 00:50:51,949
God, you guys fucking suck.
I'll just do it.
1094
00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:54,219
Just like I always had to
fix fucking everything else!
1095
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,992
You did not
"fucking fix everything,"
1096
00:51:02,093 --> 00:51:04,829
you just started acting like
everyone else was stupid.
1097
00:51:04,929 --> 00:51:07,765
Oh, really? Because
they were acting stupid?
1098
00:51:07,865 --> 00:51:10,168
Yeah, because you got all
self-righteous about everything.
1099
00:51:10,268 --> 00:51:12,603
- I got self-righteous?
- Yeah, you got self-righteous.
1100
00:51:12,703 --> 00:51:14,639
Do you know what
fucking sanctimonious means?
1101
00:51:14,739 --> 00:51:16,641
No, Kyle, why don't you
fucking tell me
1102
00:51:16,741 --> 00:51:18,343
what fucking
sanctimonious means.
1103
00:51:18,443 --> 00:51:19,920
See, this is exactly
how you acted when
1104
00:51:19,944 --> 00:51:21,612
- the pandemic started to...
- Wait!
1105
00:51:21,712 --> 00:51:22,712
Hold on.
1106
00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:25,116
We've got it.
1107
00:51:29,354 --> 00:51:30,821
- Oh, my God.
- What?
1108
00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:34,091
It's got shit on it.
That's dead people shit.
1109
00:51:39,964 --> 00:51:41,566
What are you working on, Clyde?
1110
00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:43,568
I'm going through
Kenny's journals again
1111
00:51:43,668 --> 00:51:45,136
to try to find some answers.
1112
00:51:45,236 --> 00:51:47,938
Seems like we just keep hitting
dead ends, you know?
1113
00:51:48,038 --> 00:51:50,241
I'm just tired
and I want to go home.
1114
00:51:50,341 --> 00:51:52,843
I know. I'm exhausted, too.
1115
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:58,249
You want to maybe
do a little bump?
1116
00:51:58,349 --> 00:51:59,484
Huh?
1117
00:51:59,584 --> 00:52:00,851
I was just...
1118
00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:03,454
I've got some coke
and I thought we could...
1119
00:52:03,554 --> 00:52:05,723
I don't know,
do you want to party?
1120
00:52:06,657 --> 00:52:08,259
Fuck yes, I want to party.
1121
00:52:08,359 --> 00:52:09,760
- Really?
- Fuck yes.
1122
00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:11,662
Oh, I'm so glad you're down.
1123
00:52:11,762 --> 00:52:13,731
Nobody else is even cool enough
for me to ask.
1124
00:52:13,831 --> 00:52:15,466
It's pretty good shit, too.
1125
00:52:15,566 --> 00:52:18,603
Oh, man. Thank God.
1126
00:52:18,703 --> 00:52:19,946
Thank God I brought this.
Here ya go.
1127
00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:22,673
Fuck yes. Let's fucking party.
1128
00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:25,109
Wait a minute.
1129
00:52:26,010 --> 00:52:28,279
- What is this really?
- What do you mean?
1130
00:52:28,379 --> 00:52:31,516
This isn't cocaine, it's
the COVID vaccine, isn't it?!
1131
00:52:31,616 --> 00:52:34,151
I'm not putting
that shit in my body!
1132
00:52:34,252 --> 00:52:35,886
Forget it, guys, it didn't work.
1133
00:52:37,455 --> 00:52:40,124
You guys were gonna trick me
into taking the vaccine?!
1134
00:52:40,225 --> 00:52:42,327
Goddamn it, Clyde,
we want to get out of here!
1135
00:52:42,427 --> 00:52:45,563
My body is a temple
and I'm not taking that shit!
1136
00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:47,798
Let's just face it, guys,
it's over.
1137
00:52:47,898 --> 00:52:50,134
We're never going to find
what Kenny was after.
1138
00:52:50,235 --> 00:52:52,437
Whoever controls the world
and killed our friend
1139
00:52:52,537 --> 00:52:54,104
is just gonna get away with it.
1140
00:52:54,205 --> 00:52:55,706
Not so fast!
1141
00:52:57,942 --> 00:53:01,312
We did it! We found Kenny's
hidden information!
1142
00:53:01,412 --> 00:53:03,248
- You did?
- And now we can finally
1143
00:53:03,348 --> 00:53:04,249
learn the truth!
1144
00:53:04,349 --> 00:53:05,650
Whoever Kenny was after,
1145
00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:08,219
we are gonna
take those fuckers down!
1146
00:53:11,656 --> 00:53:15,860
The date is November 3rd.
It is 2:07 p.m.
1147
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,296
Dr. Kenneth McCormick
will now be
1148
00:53:18,396 --> 00:53:20,331
attempting to travel back
in time.
1149
00:53:20,431 --> 00:53:24,469
In order to stop the COVID
pandemic from ever happening.
1150
00:53:25,270 --> 00:53:26,170
He did it?
1151
00:53:26,271 --> 00:53:27,638
Dr. McCormick believes
1152
00:53:27,738 --> 00:53:28,639
that going back
1153
00:53:28,739 --> 00:53:30,107
is the only way
1154
00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:32,810
to stop the people
who have ruined the future.
1155
00:53:32,910 --> 00:53:35,413
In the event of
Dr. McCormick's death,
1156
00:53:35,513 --> 00:53:37,315
he wants everyone
to know the group
1157
00:53:37,415 --> 00:53:39,784
that is responsible
for the way things are.
1158
00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:42,487
It is,
"My three dickhead friends,
1159
00:53:42,587 --> 00:53:44,989
Stan, Kyle and Cartman."
1160
00:53:45,990 --> 00:53:46,724
What?!
1161
00:53:46,824 --> 00:53:48,526
Dr. McCormick says
1162
00:53:48,626 --> 00:53:50,728
that these three
completely ruined everything
1163
00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:53,097
when they let COVID
break up their friendship
1164
00:53:53,197 --> 00:53:56,401
and became argumentative,
combative, pessimistic assholes.
1165
00:53:59,103 --> 00:54:01,005
He says he hopes
you guys are watching this.
1166
00:54:05,910 --> 00:54:08,212
He spent his whole life
trying to fix your broship
1167
00:54:08,313 --> 00:54:10,214
and then realized
this was the only way,
1168
00:54:10,315 --> 00:54:11,682
'cause you guys suck.
1169
00:54:11,782 --> 00:54:14,385
The sequence is active!
1170
00:54:14,485 --> 00:54:16,554
The historic moment is here!
1171
00:54:16,654 --> 00:54:18,356
Godspeed, Dr. McCormick!
1172
00:54:19,957 --> 00:54:23,160
Wait! Dr. McCormick,
you forgot your chin diaper!
1173
00:54:24,495 --> 00:54:26,030
Something's wrong!
1174
00:54:53,424 --> 00:54:56,160
All this time,
the bad guys we were after,
1175
00:54:56,260 --> 00:55:00,865
who Kenny said ruined
the future, was you guys?
1176
00:55:00,965 --> 00:55:03,167
Wendy, I've been trying
not to say anything but...
1177
00:55:03,267 --> 00:55:06,170
your friends are all
kind of douchebags.
1178
00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:10,107
♫ ♫
1179
00:55:10,207 --> 00:55:11,509
Kenny was right.
1180
00:55:11,609 --> 00:55:13,678
All this time,
we've been trying to figure out
1181
00:55:13,778 --> 00:55:16,347
whose fault this all was.
1182
00:55:16,447 --> 00:55:18,282
It was our fault.
1183
00:55:18,383 --> 00:55:20,518
I remember when we were kids.
1184
00:55:20,618 --> 00:55:23,087
We were so optimistic.
1185
00:55:23,187 --> 00:55:26,857
We lost that.
We lost our sense of fun.
1186
00:55:26,957 --> 00:55:29,226
Our sense of humor.
1187
00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:32,229
Maybe the pandemic
was a big test.
1188
00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:34,765
And we all failed.
1189
00:55:34,865 --> 00:55:37,301
Let's face it, guys.
1190
00:55:37,402 --> 00:55:39,336
We killed Kenny.
1191
00:55:42,607 --> 00:55:44,141
Yeah. Kenny was right.
1192
00:55:44,241 --> 00:55:46,911
Back in the old days,
we wouldn't give up like this.
1193
00:55:47,011 --> 00:55:48,813
We would have just set out
to save our friend,
1194
00:55:48,913 --> 00:55:50,881
no matter how impossible
it seemed.
1195
00:55:50,981 --> 00:55:52,850
What we would have done...
1196
00:55:52,950 --> 00:55:54,485
And what we
should have done then...
1197
00:55:54,585 --> 00:55:56,387
Was double down on our respect
1198
00:55:56,487 --> 00:55:59,156
and our love for one another
and fight through it
1199
00:55:59,256 --> 00:56:01,592
instead of
fighting with each other.
1200
00:56:01,692 --> 00:56:03,327
We can save Kenny.
1201
00:56:03,428 --> 00:56:05,062
We just have to finish his work.
1202
00:56:05,162 --> 00:56:07,665
How? We don't know anything
about quantum physics
1203
00:56:07,765 --> 00:56:09,266
and time travel.
1204
00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:12,837
I don't know how.
But we start by believing.
1205
00:56:12,937 --> 00:56:15,773
In each other
and in what is yet to come.
1206
00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:19,309
We have to go back to being
those kids we once were.
1207
00:56:19,410 --> 00:56:22,880
Even if it means
calling Jesus or Santa.
1208
00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:24,715
Come on, guys,
we've got work to do!
1209
00:56:24,815 --> 00:56:27,652
Sounds good. I'll be right back.
1210
00:56:29,654 --> 00:56:31,388
Moisha, Hackelm, kids,
get your things.
1211
00:56:31,489 --> 00:56:32,490
We need to go now.
1212
00:56:32,590 --> 00:56:33,958
What's going on, Dad?
1213
00:56:34,058 --> 00:56:36,160
Your Uncle Kyle wants to
go back and change things.
1214
00:56:36,260 --> 00:56:38,596
He's going to try
and change the past.
1215
00:56:38,696 --> 00:56:41,198
But I like things
the way they are.
1216
00:56:41,298 --> 00:56:44,168
Me too, Dad. Do you think
he'll be able to do it?
1217
00:56:44,268 --> 00:56:45,736
No, kids.
1218
00:56:45,836 --> 00:56:47,572
Fuck Uncle Kyle.
1219
00:56:47,672 --> 00:56:48,706
Yay!
1220
00:56:48,806 --> 00:56:50,808
- Yay, Daddy!
- Fuck Uncle Kyle!
1221
00:56:54,679 --> 00:56:56,914
It wasn't supposed
to be like this.
1222
00:56:57,014 --> 00:57:00,084
People were supposed to
get kinder in the future.
1223
00:57:00,918 --> 00:57:03,554
I'm so sorry
what happened to both of you.
1224
00:57:03,654 --> 00:57:06,390
It wasn't your fault, Randy.
1225
00:57:06,491 --> 00:57:08,759
It was all Stan's fault.
1226
00:57:08,859 --> 00:57:12,396
Yes, it was all Stan's fault.
1227
00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:15,332
Thanks for saying that,
you guys.
1228
00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:17,868
I'm sorry Stan
sucks so hard sometimes.
1229
00:57:17,968 --> 00:57:20,270
Don't give up, Randy.
1230
00:57:20,370 --> 00:57:22,239
Humanity needs you.
1231
00:57:22,339 --> 00:57:23,941
No!
1232
00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:26,176
I can't do it alone!
1233
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:29,747
How can things possibly go
back to the way they were?
1234
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,361
It can't be.
1235
00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:45,830
It's impossible.
1236
00:57:48,165 --> 00:57:52,436
It's the last little
sprout of Tegridy.
1237
00:57:58,442 --> 00:58:00,611
I have to get you
somewhere safe.
1238
00:58:00,711 --> 00:58:03,047
We have a lot of work to do.
1239
00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:06,050
♫ ♫
1240
00:58:23,934 --> 00:58:28,072
We just had another call asking
to speak with Victor Chouce.
1241
00:58:28,172 --> 00:58:31,008
You're quite a popular man,
Victor.
1242
00:58:34,444 --> 00:58:37,114
I wonder what
all the fuss is about.
1243
00:58:40,117 --> 00:58:43,788
Don't feel like talking, huh?
1244
00:58:43,888 --> 00:58:46,123
You will.
1245
00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:51,328
♫ We are all, you and me ♫
1246
00:58:51,428 --> 00:58:55,132
♫ We are all living
in the future ♫
1247
00:58:55,232 --> 00:58:57,568
♫ We can't get stuff
'cause boats are late ♫
1248
00:58:57,668 --> 00:59:01,872
♫ And nobody's working
in the future ♫
1249
00:59:03,841 --> 00:59:08,145
♫ They don't sell tostadas
anymore at Taco Bell ♫
1250
00:59:08,245 --> 00:59:10,380
♫ Welcome to the future ♫
1251
00:59:11,315 --> 00:59:12,917
♫ In the future ♫
1252
00:59:14,318 --> 00:59:16,854
♫ We are living in the future ♫
1253
00:59:17,955 --> 00:59:20,090
♫ It's the future ♫
1254
00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:23,260
♫ We're living in the future. ♫
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