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- Hello.
- Wanna have a little fun?
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- Who's this?
- Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine.
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I don't think so.
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- What's that noise?
- Oops. I farted.
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- I didn't think you would hear me.
- No, that popping noise.
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Oh. I'm making popcorn.
I'm getting ready to watch a video.
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- Ooh. What is it?
- It's just a scary movie.
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- Do you like scary movies?
- Mm-hmm.
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- What's your favorite?
- Mm, I don't know.
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Think.
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Oh, I know. Um, Kazaam,
the one where Shaq plays a genie.
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- That's not a horror movie.
- Well, you haven't seen Shaq act.
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- Hey, you have a nice voice.
- Thanks.
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You never did tell me your name.
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Why do you wanna know my name?
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Cause I wanna know
who I'm looking at.
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What--
What did you say?
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Nice breasts.
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Look, what do you want?
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I wanna see
what your insides look like.
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Well-- Well, then,
turn to page 54.
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Oh.
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Hey, nice.
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Listen, asshole, you've had your fun,
now you better stop or else.
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- Or else what?
- Or else my boyfriends
gonna be here any minute,
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and he's black
and he'll kick your ass.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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You mean the one who wears makeup
and dresses like a woman?
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- How did you know?
- Turn the porch lights on.
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Help! Help!
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Oh, that's not my boyfriend.
I mean, I've
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fucked him a couple of
times, but that's it.
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Look, I'm calling the cops.
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Go ahead. Call the cops.
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But you might wanna
check the back door first.
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You forgot to lock it.
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Take that, you psycho!
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I cant feel my legs.
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I think my arm is broken.
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- Sorry.
- I want my mommy.
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Hello, Drew.
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Oh, God!
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- Daddy! Daddy!
- Ugh!
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Daddy!
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Daddy!
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Daddy, no! No!
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- Did you hear something?
- No, I didn't hear anything.
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Bobby, what are you doing?
My dads in the other room.
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It just occurred to me. I never
climbed through your window before.
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Now that you got it out of your system,
Bobby, you have to leave.
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Why?
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Shh. Come on.
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What's going on in there?
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Ow! Daddy's head is stuck.
Unstick Daddy's head.
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Dad, can you knock?
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- Knock?
I thought I heard screaming in here.
- No. No, you didn't, Dad.
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Well, it could've been that crack
I smoked earlier, I guess.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's what it was.
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I gotta leave town
for a couple of days.
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No big deal. Just that new business
I started with those Colombian guys?
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- Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar.
- Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
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Well, there's a problem.
Some money went missing.
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And apparently,
some legs are gonna get broken.
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It's just better if I lay low
for a couple of days.
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- If the cops raid the place--
- I never heard of you.
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- And don't forget--
- To flush your stash.
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Oh, you are my little girl.
I love you so much...
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that I left you a little something
in the coffee can.
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- Dad--
- But you have to remember to step
on it before you sell it.
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- Now, what are you
gonna cut it with?
- Um, baking--
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Baking soda.
Not baking powder.
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Because baking powder guys
will have muffins growing
out of their nose.
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You love that joke,
don't you, honey?
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You've loved that joke
since you were two years old.
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- Okay, well--
- Okay, I love you.
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- I love you.
- Have a good trip.
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- Bye.
- Bye. Whew!
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Is the coast clear?
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Oh, Cindy, that nightgown.
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That was close. God!
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I was, uh, home watching
The Exorcist, and it
got me thinking about you.
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If this is about the
time I puked green
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slime and masturbated
with a crucifix--
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It was my first keg party, Bobby.
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No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV.
All the good stuff was cut out.
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So you thought you would just climb
through my window...
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and we would
play bump-bump?
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I was kind of hoping
to get my balls licked,
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but I wouldn't wanna break
your little underwear rule,
now, would I?
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So maybe just some
on-top-of-the-clothes type stuff?
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Okay. But just for a minute.
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What the--
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Wrong set.
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Bobby! Oh, Bobby!
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I don't wanna wait
for our lives to be over
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- No, Bobby, don't.
- Ow!
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Jeez.
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Yeah, my dad.
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Okay, stud,
you have to go now.
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Oh, um,
about the sex stuff?
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I was only half serious.
I don't wanna rush you or anything.
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Hey, would you settle
for PG-13?
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What's that?
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Oh, jeez!
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-- Good night, Bobby.
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Shorty, you are so loud.
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And make sure you take
your behind to class today.
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- I do be going to class.
- Lunch is not a class, Shorty.
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It is when you got
the munchies.
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- See, that's why
you such a dumb-ass.
- Your mother.
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You my brother.
That's your mother too, jackass.
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Oh, yeah.
Well, then, your fathers stupid.
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So? I don't know him.
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Yeah, me neither.
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- Hey, girl, you ready?
- Yeah, in a minute.
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- We're gonna be late.
- Wait. There's Buffy.
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I don't know why
you hang out with her.
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- She is such a ho.
- Why do you say that?
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Cause I've seen her.
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- My friend Sean
had a pool party this summer.
- Sean?
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You know, Puff Daddy?
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Anyway, everybody was drinking
Cristal champagne.
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And then it started to
get wild, and people
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were getting freaky in
the pool and stuff.
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I look over and there was
your girl getting buck wild
in the Jacuzzi.
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So?
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With a backup dancer.
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I mean, that's nasty.
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That's-That's lower
than the security guard.
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At least security can get you backstage.
She don't love herself.
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Bye, Daddy.
- I don't know. II think
Buffy's sweet, Brenda.
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She is as fake
as Press-onnails.
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Hey, baby girl!
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What is up,
my sister?
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- Bye, Mr. Gilmore.
- Bye!
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- Is he gone?
- Yep.
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Do you like what you see
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It's all about the money
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Hey, Cindy!
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- I love this color.
- Let me see that.
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- Oh, you guys should
not use this brand.
- Why not?
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- Because they test
their products on animals.
- So?
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Look, have you seen what they do
to those poor animals?
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Well, I am much more
of a people person.
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I'd like to feed all the hungry,
little children of the world.
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I’d much rather help my fellow man
than some animal.
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- Spare a dollar?
- Get away from me, you bum!
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Buffy! Can't you see
he's just hungry?
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Here you go, sir.
A nice sandwich.
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- See?
- I said a dollar, bitch!
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Ow!
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God.
Look at this place.
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It's a circus.
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Hello. I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of
the book, You're Dead, I'm Rich.
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A small college town
is in shock...
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after the unthinkable
has happened:
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a brutal killing spree
that left one teen dead--
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That's it. Two teens dead...
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and this small town
shaken and stirred.
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- Its times like these--
- Police are combing
the area for clues.
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There are no witnesses
available at this time.
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There are no suspects
in custody.
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Police are asking anyone
to come forward.
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Reporting live for Black TV.
White folks are
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- dead and we're getting
the fuck out of here!
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Grab your shit
and lets go, motherfucker!
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Hey, do you think the press is gonna
wanna talk to us?
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Oh, girl, no. The press
only wants to interview
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the most ignorant
person they can find.
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I'm on TV! Oh, shit!
First Cops, now this!
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Oh, man, I'm gonna be
a star, son!
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- What can you tell us about Drew?
- Well, she had the fat ass.
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- I mean, it was like bang!
- How close were you to the victim?
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Real close.
Until the roofies wore off.
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Then she woke up talking about
pressing charges.
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So I just pulled my tongue
out of her ass and left.
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What would have been
your last words to Drew?
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Run, bitch! Run!
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Hey, yo, dawg.
Does this shirt make me look gay?
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No, man.
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What about now?
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- Nah. Yeah.
- Cool?
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Here. Take one, guys.
elections Tuesday.
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election's Tuesday.
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Ah! Goddamn it!
Son of a bitch!
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What's the matter, honey?
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My report card.
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Well, at least
you got one A.
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Yeah. I did, huh?
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You're so smart.
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- Hey, has anybody seen Bobby?
- Nah.
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You know what?
That kid is always late.
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I don't get it.
He lives so close.
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See you later,
Hairy Mama, Bubba, Jim,
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Big Jim, Little Jim,
Slim Jim, everybody.
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I'll see you later. Ciao, Ding.
All right.
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Damn, girl.
Mm-mm-mm.
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- I’d sure like to get in them pants.
- Really?
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Yeah. What size are these?
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Hey, guys.
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- Hey, Bobby.
- Hey, baby.
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- How you doing?
- Good.
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- You guys see all
the reporters out there?
- Yeah.
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Saying that girl Drew Decker
got killed last night.
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- You know what? I think I knew her.
- Really?
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- She had a brother named Steve?
- Yeah.
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Long hair, pretty little mouth,
perfect ass?
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- That was her.
- Nah, I was talking about Steve.
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Whatever happened
to him?
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Do you guys think its strange
that she got killed...
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exactly one year
after we,
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you know,
killed that guy?
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Hey, Cindy,
that was an accident.
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Was it, Greg?
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Yeah!
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Would you look
at what they're doing?
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When are we gonna do
stuff like that, huh?
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One day.
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- You like that, baby?
- Yeah, that's different.
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- You like that?
- Oh, I love that.
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Oh, I love
when you play with my ass.
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I'm not playing
with your ass.
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- Ray!
- Oh, my bad.
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Come on, man!
Hey, Bobby, put on some music.
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Hold on.
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Here. Put this on.
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-It's raining men
- Yeah, that's the shit
right here!
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-Hallelujah
- Its raining men
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- Baby.
-Amen
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-I'm gonna go out
I'm gonna let myself get
- What? It's a classic.
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-Absolutely soakin wet
- Put on the radio, man.
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Yeah! Whoo!
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- What? It was laundry day.
- What the fuck is--
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Yeah!
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Whoo! Yeah!
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- Hey. Come over here.
- What?
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-Just get a little closer to me.
- Something you're gonna tell me?
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-- Bobby, what are you doing?
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I just want you to touch it.
Just touch it. Come on.
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00:15:50,897 --> 00:15:52,856
- Uh--
-Just a little bit. Come on.
241
00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:54,939
Whoo!
242
00:15:57,607 --> 00:16:01,567
- Ow!
- Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
243
00:16:11,446 --> 00:16:12,946
Oh, my God! Shit!
244
00:16:15,446 --> 00:16:18,864
God, Cindy--
Oh, shit!
245
00:16:30,326 --> 00:16:32,745
- Oh, my God.
- What was that?
246
00:16:32,870 --> 00:16:34,911
I think
we hit something.
247
00:16:39,247 --> 00:16:42,039
Oh, man!
248
00:16:42,123 --> 00:16:45,999
Bobby, look at my car, man!
My dads gonna freak!
249
00:16:46,124 --> 00:16:48,834
I didn't see it.
It came out of nowhere.
250
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:51,543
- Oh, my God, we hit a boot.
- Where's the foot?
251
00:16:51,668 --> 00:16:54,043
I don't know.
252
00:16:54,168 --> 00:16:57,044
Where the--
253
00:16:57,169 --> 00:16:59,379
Its a body!
254
00:16:59,504 --> 00:17:01,462
- Oh, shit, is he alive?
- I don't know.
255
00:17:01,547 --> 00:17:03,588
- Well, check it out.
- I cant.
256
00:17:03,714 --> 00:17:06,798
- Shit!
- We have to call the police.
257
00:17:06,923 --> 00:17:09,966
- No way. I ain't going to jail.
- We have to!
258
00:17:10,091 --> 00:17:12,384
Cindy, do you know what they do
to young boys in prison?
259
00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:13,968
And all those sex-starved
convicts just
260
00:17:13,969 --> 00:17:15,468
waiting for a fresh
piece of meat.
261
00:17:15,592 --> 00:17:18,636
Hey, you're right, Cindy.
Maybe we should call the police.
262
00:17:18,761 --> 00:17:21,052
Oh, yeah, That's a great idea, Ray.
But what about Brenda, huh?
263
00:17:21,178 --> 00:17:23,053
You think she wants
to go to jail?
264
00:17:23,179 --> 00:17:25,138
This is manslaughter, okay?
We're all gonna fry for this.
265
00:17:25,221 --> 00:17:28,973
- We're looking at 10 to 15 years.
- Shut up, Bobby!
266
00:17:29,055 --> 00:17:32,015
- Its okay. I'm fine.
-Alcohol all over.
- We're in so much trouble.
267
00:17:32,099 --> 00:17:35,057
- I'm fine.
- -Don't blame that shit on me, Ray.
268
00:17:35,182 --> 00:17:39,184
- Look, well get rid of the body.
- Unnecessary.
269
00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:40,623
- Now you're thinking.
- We'll dump him in the ocean.
270
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:41,977
- Not the ocean, the pier.
271
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,185
- Guess I'll be leaving now.
- That's a great idea.
272
00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:46,312
- What about the alcohol?
- Well get rid of it.
273
00:17:46,437 --> 00:17:48,438
Come on. It'll be all right.
274
00:17:48,521 --> 00:17:50,772
- Come on. Hurry up. Lets go.
- Put him in the trunk.
275
00:17:50,897 --> 00:17:53,439
- I wont have anything to do with this!
- Shut up!
276
00:17:53,524 --> 00:17:56,982
Cindy, come on.
Well just pretend it never happened.
277
00:17:57,065 --> 00:18:00,316
You know, like the time we got drunk
and we went down on each other.
278
00:18:00,401 --> 00:18:01,922
- I'll get his arm.
- I'll grab. I'll grab his other arm.
279
00:18:01,923 --> 00:18:03,443
- I'll grab his ass.
280
00:18:03,568 --> 00:18:06,819
Well take him down to Williamson Cove
and we'll dump him in there.
281
00:18:06,944 --> 00:18:08,862
The sharks'll take care
of the evidence.
282
00:18:08,945 --> 00:18:11,029
Oh, my God,
someone's coming.
283
00:18:11,112 --> 00:18:15,031
- Oh, shit. Its Shorty.
- Brenda, take care of him.
284
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:24,493
Shorty, I know you ain't driving
without no papers.
285
00:18:24,575 --> 00:18:27,701
I got papers,
blunts, bongs,
286
00:18:27,826 --> 00:18:30,286
all the ingredients
to make a high niggard pie.
287
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:35,663
- Hey, yo, can I help you?
- Yo, what's up, Ray?
288
00:18:35,746 --> 00:18:38,664
- Yo, son, you all need jumper cables?
- Nah, we're cool.
289
00:18:38,748 --> 00:18:42,498
Oh, good, cause I left
my roach clip at home.
290
00:18:42,582 --> 00:18:45,458
- Go home, Shorty.
- Yeah, I-I'll see you later.
291
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,375
Peace, Ray.
292
00:18:47,499 --> 00:18:50,001
- Get the trunk closed.
- It won't close.
293
00:18:50,126 --> 00:18:52,752
I'll do it.
294
00:19:17,344 --> 00:19:20,387
Hold on. Hold on. Put him down.
He's heavy. Oh, God.
295
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:26,306
Okay, look. On three we dump him
over the ledge.
296
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,848
Wait, wait, wait.
Shouldn't we at least check his wallet?
297
00:19:28,973 --> 00:19:32,599
- For what?
- Shit, he might have some money.
298
00:19:32,724 --> 00:19:35,642
We already committed murder.
We might as well rob his ass.
299
00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:37,101
- I'll take the credit cards.
300
00:19:37,102 --> 00:19:38,476
- I want his jewelry.
- I'm gonna take his drawers.
301
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:43,602
Get off!. Hey, yo, get off!.
His drawers are mine! Yo!
302
00:19:43,728 --> 00:19:47,354
- I got me a gold ring.
- Credit cards.
303
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:50,981
- All right, lets get him in the water.
- I don't think I can, Greg.
304
00:19:51,105 --> 00:19:53,524
- Its not too late.
- Shut up, okay?
305
00:19:53,648 --> 00:19:57,775
- Christ, already. I'll do it.
-Just get him in the water.
306
00:19:57,858 --> 00:20:00,776
Okay. One, two,
307
00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:02,776
three.
308
00:20:06,945 --> 00:20:10,530
Right now we make a pact.
We take this to our grave.
309
00:20:10,655 --> 00:20:12,197
-Agreed?
- Agreed.
- Agreed.
310
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,239
- Agreed?
- Agreed.
311
00:20:14,323 --> 00:20:17,407
Say it, Cindy. Say it!
312
00:20:17,490 --> 00:20:20,408
We take this to our grave. Say it!
313
00:20:20,492 --> 00:20:23,117
We take this to our grave. Say it.
314
00:20:23,242 --> 00:20:25,118
Greg, chill. Come on.
You're hurting her.
315
00:20:25,243 --> 00:20:28,244
We take this
to our grave. Ow.
316
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,995
And we never
mention this again.
317
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,038
Mention what?
318
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:37,665
- The guy we just killed.
- Well, you just mentioned it, Greg.
319
00:20:37,789 --> 00:20:39,540
Starting now!
320
00:20:39,623 --> 00:20:41,874
Stupid bitch, man.
321
00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:45,750
- God. I hate him.
- Its gonna be okay, baby.
It's gonna be okay.
322
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:50,419
I promise. Just touch it again.
Come on. Please.
323
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,921
- You have to move on, Cindy.
That's all behind us now.
- Exactly.
324
00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:59,422
- Its a coincidence.
- Gregss right, Cindy.
325
00:20:59,504 --> 00:21:02,256
I mean, what do you think
we're in, a horror movie?
326
00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:06,007
Yeah, you guys are right.
If we were,
327
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,487
they'd probably cast
some dingbat like
328
00:21:08,488 --> 00:21:10,842
Jennifer Love Huge
Tits to play me.
329
00:21:10,968 --> 00:21:12,864
Yeah, or they'd cast
people in their late
330
00:21:12,865 --> 00:21:14,760
twenties, early
thirties to play us.
331
00:21:17,096 --> 00:21:20,721
-- Kenny, get the camera ready.
Here. Hold my gum.
332
00:21:22,805 --> 00:21:26,098
- Sheriff, Sheriff,
can I get a statement?
- No comment.
333
00:21:26,223 --> 00:21:31,475
Damn. Who do I have to screw around here
to get a stupid story?
334
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,976
Hey! Hey, no running.
335
00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:37,977
Loser.
336
00:21:38,061 --> 00:21:41,061
- Slow it down!
- Blow me!
337
00:21:41,186 --> 00:21:43,438
All right!
338
00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:46,522
Hi. Gail Hailstorm.
Field Reporter, Hard Story.
339
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:48,773
Special Officer Doofy.
340
00:21:48,897 --> 00:21:52,858
Oh, hi, Doofy. Doofy, listen.
Is there a problem on campus?
341
00:21:52,941 --> 00:21:55,149
- No comment. No comment.
- Okay. Okay.
342
00:21:55,274 --> 00:21:58,944
You know, you look awfully young
to be a police officer.
343
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,527
- I'm 25 and a half years old.
- Ooh!
344
00:22:01,610 --> 00:22:03,820
- Yeah, that's this many.
- Ah, so big.
345
00:22:03,945 --> 00:22:06,112
Yeah. That's big.
346
00:22:06,195 --> 00:22:08,822
- Well, you don't look
a day over 12.
347
00:22:08,905 --> 00:22:12,615
Except for the big head
and glazed-over look in your eyes.
348
00:22:12,741 --> 00:22:16,324
- Ooh, was that drool?
- Yeah. I forgot to swallow.
349
00:22:16,407 --> 00:22:19,825
Don't worry,
cause I never forget.
350
00:22:21,950 --> 00:22:24,369
- Would you remind me
not to do that again?
- Sorry.
351
00:22:24,452 --> 00:22:27,453
Due to the recent tragedy, the sheriff
and me, your principal,
352
00:22:27,578 --> 00:22:29,996
will be questioning all students
throughout the day.
353
00:22:30,121 --> 00:22:32,997
Wow. Sounds like we've got the makings
of a serial killer on our hands.
354
00:22:33,123 --> 00:22:35,831
Yeah, I'm not supposed to say.
It's official police business.
355
00:22:35,956 --> 00:22:39,915
Hey, Doofy, what do you say you and I
go inside my van over there...
356
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,708
and, uh, get to know
each other a little better?
357
00:22:42,833 --> 00:22:46,585
- Would you like that?
Yeah, that van right there.
- That van?
358
00:22:46,710 --> 00:22:49,169
Yeah.
359
00:22:49,253 --> 00:22:52,754
- Yeah, okay, lets go. Come on.
- Oh!
360
00:22:52,879 --> 00:22:56,881
A terrible tragedy
and an unbearable loss.
361
00:22:56,963 --> 00:23:01,048
Its days like today
that we need prayer in school.
362
00:23:01,132 --> 00:23:06,134
It starts to unravel
the very moral fabric
of our society.
363
00:23:06,258 --> 00:23:08,467
Here you go, baby.
364
00:23:08,550 --> 00:23:10,468
Go to your daddy.
365
00:23:10,551 --> 00:23:12,969
Oh!
366
00:23:13,052 --> 00:23:16,179
I'll see you after class.
367
00:23:16,303 --> 00:23:18,220
- Sweet!
- All right!
368
00:23:18,304 --> 00:23:22,139
Okay, class, who would like to give
their oral presentation first?
369
00:23:22,264 --> 00:23:25,099
- Oh!
- Anybody?
370
00:23:25,224 --> 00:23:28,224
- Yes!
- Anybody else?
371
00:23:30,058 --> 00:23:33,268
Okay, Heather.
372
00:23:35,770 --> 00:23:38,228
- Okay. Can I start?
- Yeah.
373
00:23:38,353 --> 00:23:41,562
Okay, my presentation
is on the First Amendment.
374
00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:46,107
And it began on May 25, 1787 in Philly
with George Washington.
375
00:23:46,231 --> 00:23:48,106
And it states, and I quote,
376
00:23:48,232 --> 00:23:49,837
When our Founding
Fathers argued the
377
00:23:49,838 --> 00:23:51,441
passage of our glorious
Constitution--
378
00:24:41,126 --> 00:24:44,668
The First Amendment gives us the right
to say what we want--
379
00:24:44,794 --> 00:24:47,711
Oh, shut the fuck up!
380
00:24:47,836 --> 00:24:51,088
So, who's next?
381
00:24:51,213 --> 00:24:54,213
Uh, Cindy Campbell.
382
00:24:54,338 --> 00:24:57,589
Isn't she the daughter
of, well, you know--
383
00:24:57,714 --> 00:25:01,258
- Oh, yeah, you know, old Mrs., uh--
- Old Mrs. --
384
00:25:01,341 --> 00:25:04,217
Yeah. Yeah,
the one and only--
385
00:25:04,341 --> 00:25:07,718
The one and only.
386
00:25:07,843 --> 00:25:11,470
- Why, hello, Cindy.
- Hi, Principal Seuiggman.
387
00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:15,763
- Thanks, Doofy.
- Its Special Officer Doofy today,
Cindy.
388
00:25:15,887 --> 00:25:18,076
Now, Cindy, Sheriff
has some questions
389
00:25:18,077 --> 00:25:20,264
that he would like
to ask you today.
390
00:25:20,389 --> 00:25:23,891
- What is that... god-awful smell?
- I don't know.
391
00:25:23,974 --> 00:25:25,307
I got a poopie.
392
00:25:26,475 --> 00:25:29,393
Did you just say
that you went poopie?
393
00:25:29,475 --> 00:25:32,561
- Yeah. It was good.
- Mm.
394
00:25:32,643 --> 00:25:35,769
- Get him out of here.
- Yes.
395
00:25:35,894 --> 00:25:38,396
- Thank you, Doofy.
- Okay.
396
00:25:38,478 --> 00:25:40,938
You should now go back
to Special Ed.
397
00:25:41,021 --> 00:25:44,648
- Okay. Salute.
- Maybe a change of underwear, son.
398
00:25:44,731 --> 00:25:47,942
- Bye, Doofy.
- Bye, Cindy.
399
00:25:48,066 --> 00:25:50,817
- How are you, Cindy?
- Fine.
400
00:25:50,899 --> 00:25:53,818
- How are you, Sheriff?
- Bloated, constipated.
401
00:25:53,901 --> 00:25:57,485
Got a boil on my ass
the size of a walnut.
You know, the usual.
402
00:25:57,611 --> 00:26:00,486
Cindy, I want to ask you
some questions about Drew Decker.
403
00:26:02,279 --> 00:26:05,030
- I didn't really know her.
- Oh, come on. Sure you do.
404
00:26:05,155 --> 00:26:07,489
No. I mean,
I didn't really know her.
405
00:26:07,614 --> 00:26:11,282
I've been in this game a long time.
Don't bullshit a bullshitter.
406
00:26:11,365 --> 00:26:14,867
Tell me about Drew. What
was she like in bed, Cindy?
407
00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:19,202
Tried to get you.
Its an old police trick.
408
00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:22,870
Its an old police trick.
You didn't fall for it.
Good for you, kid.
409
00:26:22,954 --> 00:26:24,870
Hike!
410
00:26:25,830 --> 00:26:28,372
Pass! Pass!
411
00:26:30,539 --> 00:26:33,041
-- All right, shower up!
412
00:26:33,124 --> 00:26:35,207
Yes!
413
00:26:35,291 --> 00:26:38,835
Yo, Dugan, man,
nice play, yo. Word up.
414
00:26:38,959 --> 00:26:40,918
Johnson, what a block, baby.
415
00:26:41,001 --> 00:26:44,962
Word up. Woodward. Nice ass.
416
00:26:45,086 --> 00:26:47,212
Damn.
417
00:26:47,336 --> 00:26:50,671
Yo, Greg, what's up?
You gonna hit the showers or what?
418
00:26:50,754 --> 00:26:54,923
No, man. I think I'm gonna work out,
beat the bag a little.
419
00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:59,175
Suit yourself, kid. All right.
Last one in the showers a rotten egg!
420
00:26:59,257 --> 00:27:03,176
Come on, yall!
I'm gonna get you all!
421
00:27:03,259 --> 00:27:06,260
Don't let Uncle Ray catch you!
422
00:27:29,436 --> 00:27:33,729
Who did this? Huh?
Where are you?
423
00:27:33,854 --> 00:27:36,104
This isn't funny, all right?
424
00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:39,231
A small dicks like a disability, man!
425
00:27:39,314 --> 00:27:43,564
Would you make fun of a guy
in a wheelchair? Huh? Would you?
426
00:27:43,690 --> 00:27:46,066
Come on out here,
you sick fuck!
427
00:27:46,191 --> 00:27:50,150
I'll kick the shit
out of you right now! All right?
428
00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:52,235
Its not the size
of the hammer,
429
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:54,236
its the nail
you're throwing it at!
430
00:27:56,737 --> 00:27:59,279
It's a shame how she died.
431
00:27:59,404 --> 00:28:01,655
- She was such a nice girl.
432
00:28:01,656 --> 00:28:03,905
- Yeah, she used to
baby-sit my brother Doofy.
433
00:28:03,989 --> 00:28:07,656
- He had the biggest crush on her.
- Ray, you're a dead man.
434
00:28:07,781 --> 00:28:10,200
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey.
435
00:28:10,283 --> 00:28:12,283
You wanna get
butt-naked and wrestle?
436
00:28:12,408 --> 00:28:15,660
- Bring it on, Ray!
- Hold my earrings. Where's my Vaseline?
437
00:28:15,784 --> 00:28:18,702
- Take it easy. What's the problem?
- I'll show you the problem.
438
00:28:18,786 --> 00:28:21,620
Oh-- That's you?
439
00:28:21,704 --> 00:28:25,330
They-- They turned the hot water off
in the showers, all right?
440
00:28:30,207 --> 00:28:32,790
Laugh it up, you guys.
Big laugh.
441
00:28:34,416 --> 00:28:36,917
You know what?
You can all go to hell!
442
00:28:37,001 --> 00:28:40,293
Greg, you're not the only one
who got one.
443
00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:43,753
Oh, you mean
Bobby’s got a baby dick too?
444
00:28:46,338 --> 00:28:48,963
No. I was talking
about the note.
445
00:28:49,046 --> 00:28:51,339
I got one too.
446
00:28:51,423 --> 00:28:54,215
- Somebody knows.
- That's bullshit, Cindy.
447
00:28:54,340 --> 00:28:56,341
Someone just trying
to fuck with us.
448
00:28:56,466 --> 00:28:59,092
We have to call
the police, Greg.
449
00:28:59,217 --> 00:29:01,885
You call the police,
and I'll kill you myself.
450
00:29:09,178 --> 00:29:11,554
- You're hurting her, man.
- And you know what?
451
00:29:11,639 --> 00:29:13,554
That goes for all of you guys.
452
00:29:13,639 --> 00:29:16,266
That psycho wants
a piece of me, bring it on.
453
00:29:16,348 --> 00:29:19,474
But I'm not going to jail.
You got that?
454
00:29:27,060 --> 00:29:28,977
What's everybody
talking about?
455
00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:32,103
Just forget it, Shorty.
You already know too much.
456
00:29:34,937 --> 00:29:37,772
-- Aren't they beautiful?
457
00:29:39,231 --> 00:29:42,232
- Buffy!
- Contestant number one!
458
00:29:45,316 --> 00:29:48,817
Very good.
And contestant number two.
459
00:29:52,736 --> 00:29:55,611
Very good.
And contestant number three.
460
00:29:55,736 --> 00:29:59,280
Buffy! That's my girl!
461
00:29:59,405 --> 00:30:02,656
- That's my girlfriend!
- Yeah, that's my girlfriend too!
462
00:30:02,740 --> 00:30:06,032
- Hey, kiss my ass!
- Yeah, I'm hitting that too!
463
00:30:06,115 --> 00:30:09,117
- All right, Buffy!
- Hey, shut the hell up, man!
464
00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:13,118
- The best pussy I ever had!
- What, you want a piece of me?
465
00:30:13,201 --> 00:30:14,868
Now the talent portion
of the competition.
466
00:30:14,994 --> 00:30:17,224
Oh, you guys, I'm gonna
go downstairs for
467
00:30:17,225 --> 00:30:19,453
a closer seat. See
you after the show.
468
00:30:19,579 --> 00:30:22,497
Number three, Buffy Gilmore.
469
00:30:22,622 --> 00:30:23,935
Hey, you know what? I'm
gonna go hit the head.
470
00:30:23,936 --> 00:30:25,247
You want me to bring
you back anything?
471
00:30:25,372 --> 00:30:27,832
No, no, no. I'm good, man.
But hurry back. She's gonna perform.
472
00:30:27,957 --> 00:30:30,541
- Don't worry. I'll be back.
- Good evening, Buffy.
473
00:30:30,666 --> 00:30:32,793
And what will be
your talent for this evening?
474
00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:36,709
Acting. I'll be doing
a dramatic reading.
475
00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:39,045
Yeah, yeah!
476
00:30:39,127 --> 00:30:41,170
Buffy Gilmore
doing a dramatic reading.
477
00:30:43,004 --> 00:30:46,547
Hey, do that thing from Baywatch!
She's running down the beach!
478
00:30:53,466 --> 00:30:55,508
Look out, Greg!
Look behind you!
479
00:30:57,091 --> 00:30:59,843
- Its him! It's the killer!
- Huh?
480
00:30:59,967 --> 00:31:02,886
Oh, my God!
Somebody do something!
481
00:31:03,011 --> 00:31:06,511
Somebody do something!
482
00:31:06,595 --> 00:31:08,721
He's killing him!
483
00:31:08,846 --> 00:31:11,681
- He's killing him!
- Must be an original piece.
484
00:31:11,763 --> 00:31:13,682
He's killing him!
485
00:31:13,765 --> 00:31:17,391
She's good. She's good.
486
00:31:17,473 --> 00:31:20,350
- What's wrong with you people?
- That's fantastic.
487
00:31:20,474 --> 00:31:23,768
You fucking bastards!
Why won't anyone help?
488
00:31:23,851 --> 00:31:27,311
- Amazing.
- She's the next Pamela Lee.
489
00:31:27,394 --> 00:31:29,813
Oh, God!
Oh, God! Don't!
490
00:31:29,895 --> 00:31:33,439
Greg, hold on!
491
00:31:35,023 --> 00:31:37,440
Give it up for Buffy Gilmore!
Beautiful.
492
00:31:37,565 --> 00:31:39,649
Absolutely fantastic.
493
00:31:42,857 --> 00:31:46,901
I think we have a winner,
ladies and gentlemen.
Miss Buffy Gilmore!
494
00:31:46,984 --> 00:31:49,570
Buffy, wait.
You have to go back onstage.
495
00:31:49,695 --> 00:31:51,986
- No. I have to get to Greg.
- But you won!
496
00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:55,238
- They're calling your name.
- There's a killer--
497
00:31:55,321 --> 00:31:57,655
- I won?
- They're calling your name. Go.
498
00:31:57,737 --> 00:32:00,615
- Buffy, what happened? What about Greg?
- Oh, fuck Greg. I won.
499
00:32:00,698 --> 00:32:03,449
- Congratulations!
- Oh, out of my way, loser!
500
00:32:03,531 --> 00:32:06,366
- Miss Buffy Gilmore!
501
00:32:06,491 --> 00:32:08,491
Here she comes
502
00:32:08,576 --> 00:32:11,577
Miss Teen She's So Fine
503
00:32:11,702 --> 00:32:13,953
- Such lovely tits
- Give me my crown, bitch.
504
00:32:14,079 --> 00:32:17,203
And a great behind
505
00:32:17,287 --> 00:32:22,288
There she is
Doggy style anytime
506
00:32:22,413 --> 00:32:26,623
And I'll do her behind
behind and behind
507
00:32:26,748 --> 00:32:29,667
Oh, there she is
508
00:32:29,749 --> 00:32:32,292
She loves 69
509
00:32:32,375 --> 00:32:34,627
There's no sign
of him anywhere.
510
00:32:34,710 --> 00:32:38,502
- He could've taken the body.
- That's impossible, Cindy.
511
00:32:38,586 --> 00:32:39,879
- There's no blood. There's nothing.
Look around.
512
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,171
- I'll bet it's just
Greg playing...
513
00:32:41,253 --> 00:32:43,171
another one of his dumb jokes.
514
00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:44,797
He's gonna turn up. I'm sure of it.
He's
515
00:32:44,798 --> 00:32:46,298
- probably at my house
waiting for us right now,
516
00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:48,965
-you guys.
- All right, fine.
517
00:32:49,090 --> 00:32:51,674
But you know what?
I'm gonna look around some more, so--
518
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,967
- You mind catching
a ride home with Buffy?
- Yeah, no problem.
519
00:32:54,092 --> 00:32:56,509
- All right, fine.
- Call me later.
520
00:33:18,058 --> 00:33:20,517
- Hello.
- Hello, Cindy.
521
00:33:20,602 --> 00:33:23,893
- Who is this?
- Its me, Bobby.
522
00:33:23,978 --> 00:33:26,478
You know, your boyfriend.
523
00:33:26,562 --> 00:33:30,606
Yeah, I'm sorry. I guess
I'm a little jumpy lately.
524
00:33:30,688 --> 00:33:33,439
- Hey, any sign of Greg?
- No.
525
00:33:33,564 --> 00:33:36,982
- Do you want me to come by?
- No.
526
00:33:37,107 --> 00:33:40,859
I'm just gonna take a bath,
and then I'm gonna go to bed.
527
00:33:40,984 --> 00:33:44,734
Okay. I’d really like
to see you, but-- I love you.
528
00:33:44,818 --> 00:33:48,237
Aw. I love you too, baby.
529
00:34:10,744 --> 00:34:12,620
Bobby, I told you--
530
00:34:12,745 --> 00:34:14,995
I still know
what you did last Halloween.
531
00:34:15,078 --> 00:34:16,787
Who is this?
532
00:34:29,791 --> 00:34:33,502
- Ow! Ow!
533
00:34:36,419 --> 00:34:39,004
- Hello.
- I'm gonna kill you.
534
00:34:39,130 --> 00:34:41,587
- I'm gonna slice you up.
- Who is this?
535
00:34:41,671 --> 00:34:43,964
- I'm gonna chop you like liver.
- What do you want?
536
00:34:44,089 --> 00:34:46,506
I'm in the house.
537
00:34:46,590 --> 00:34:51,466
Do you know where I am?
538
00:34:51,591 --> 00:34:55,343
I could be anywhere.
I'm like the wind, baby.
539
00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:58,844
Yeah. Where am I?
540
00:35:01,178 --> 00:35:03,929
Um, you're-you're
behind the couch.
541
00:35:04,013 --> 00:35:07,640
What? How do you know that?
542
00:35:07,765 --> 00:35:09,681
I can, um, see your feet.
543
00:35:11,556 --> 00:35:15,017
Ah! Okay, turn around.
544
00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:17,350
Close your eyes.
No peeking.
545
00:35:21,685 --> 00:35:26,021
Yeah. No. No. No.
546
00:35:26,104 --> 00:35:29,022
Hey, no peeking.
No peeking. Turn around.
547
00:35:29,147 --> 00:35:30,773
Good.
548
00:35:30,855 --> 00:35:32,939
Okay, now you look.
549
00:35:33,024 --> 00:35:35,857
Now do you know
where I am? You don't.
550
00:35:35,983 --> 00:35:40,026
No, Mr. Killer.
I don't know where you are.
551
00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:43,735
I'll give you a big clue.
552
00:35:46,028 --> 00:35:48,320
Oh! I gotta stop drinking.
553
00:35:54,698 --> 00:35:56,657
- Grandma!
- Ow, baby!
554
00:35:56,782 --> 00:35:58,658
Oh, my hip!
555
00:36:30,210 --> 00:36:32,627
White woman in trouble off the 744--
556
00:36:39,213 --> 00:36:42,631
Are you okay? I heard screaming.
What's going on?
557
00:36:42,713 --> 00:36:45,049
- Bobby, he was here.
- Shh.
558
00:36:45,174 --> 00:36:48,591
- The killer was here, Bobby.
- Its okay.
559
00:36:55,553 --> 00:36:59,345
- I can explain that.
- Oh, my God.
560
00:36:59,469 --> 00:37:02,304
A friend gave 'em to me.
Cindy. Cindy.
561
00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:04,681
Cindy. Cindy!
562
00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:07,765
Cindy! Cindy! Cindy!
563
00:37:12,641 --> 00:37:14,642
Its me, Cindy.
564
00:37:14,767 --> 00:37:17,393
Cindy, you know me. Cindy.
565
00:37:24,063 --> 00:37:26,439
I know you've had a rough night, Cindy,
so I won't keep you.
566
00:37:26,563 --> 00:37:29,355
I just want you to look at some photos.
Tell me what you think.
567
00:37:35,568 --> 00:37:37,483
Mm-mmm.
568
00:37:39,567 --> 00:37:42,527
- No?
- No.
569
00:37:42,652 --> 00:37:46,654
- I'm sorry, Sheriff.
- You sure?
570
00:37:46,778 --> 00:37:49,696
Okay, you're free to go.
Do you have somebody picking you up?
571
00:37:49,822 --> 00:37:52,738
- Yeah.
- Oh. Just--
572
00:37:52,823 --> 00:37:55,448
Just check
that one out again.
573
00:37:56,991 --> 00:38:01,910
- Mm, no.
- No? No? Well, worth a shot.
All right, thanks.
574
00:38:01,992 --> 00:38:03,305
- Guess what I just did with
those hookers we busted.
575
00:38:03,306 --> 00:38:04,618
- No way.
576
00:38:04,701 --> 00:38:07,786
All the way, man! Yes, yes.
Watch this. Doofy!
577
00:38:07,912 --> 00:38:10,162
- Yeah?
- Come on. Come on.
578
00:38:10,287 --> 00:38:11,788
Okay.
579
00:38:11,871 --> 00:38:14,789
Special Officer Doofy
reporting.
580
00:38:14,871 --> 00:38:17,373
Hey, Doofy,
smell my fingers.
581
00:38:17,456 --> 00:38:22,208
- What's that?
- That's when you know
you've become a man, Doofy!
582
00:38:22,292 --> 00:38:25,250
Hey, Terry,
smell my finger.
583
00:38:25,375 --> 00:38:28,043
- What the hell is that?
- My ass.
584
00:38:28,127 --> 00:38:30,211
- Get the hell
out of here, Doofy.
- Doofy.
585
00:38:30,293 --> 00:38:35,129
- Mom said get home now.
- Tell Mom I'm on official
police business.
586
00:38:35,253 --> 00:38:38,964
- Cindy, are you okay?
- Hey, hey, hey.
No talking to the witness.
587
00:38:39,089 --> 00:38:41,882
- Go get in the car, Doofy.
She's coming with us.
- Does Mom know?
588
00:38:42,007 --> 00:38:44,966
- Yeah, Doofus.
- Mom says when I wear this badge,
589
00:38:45,091 --> 00:38:47,467
you're supposed to treat me
like a man of the law.
590
00:38:47,551 --> 00:38:50,551
Mom also said for you
to stop sticking your dick
in the vacuum cleaner.
591
00:38:50,675 --> 00:38:53,386
Oh!
Oh!
592
00:38:53,510 --> 00:38:56,052
Okay, three, two--
593
00:38:56,178 --> 00:38:58,429
- Oh, no. Gosh darn.
- What now?
594
00:38:58,512 --> 00:38:59,617
- It's just that there's all
these numbers with deci--
595
00:38:59,618 --> 00:39:00,722
- What, can't you count?
596
00:39:00,804 --> 00:39:04,139
- No, I can count,
but there's really--
- Let me make it easy for you.
597
00:39:04,264 --> 00:39:07,766
This little piggy went to the market.
This little piggy stayed home.
598
00:39:07,850 --> 00:39:09,558
Now, if this little piggy doesn't roll
the goddamn camera--
599
00:39:09,682 --> 00:39:12,351
- I'm gonna put my foot
up his fuckin' ass--
- We're live, Gail.
600
00:39:12,476 --> 00:39:14,767
Gail Hailstorm standing out front
of the police station...
601
00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:17,143
where I'm going to try and get a glimpse
of Cindy Campbell,
602
00:39:17,228 --> 00:39:19,729
the young girl who was attacked
earlier this evening.
603
00:39:19,853 --> 00:39:22,187
- You're on my foot, fat shit!
- Sorry, G--
604
00:39:22,270 --> 00:39:24,231
- What did I say?
- Don't ever step
on Gail's shoes.
605
00:39:24,355 --> 00:39:26,231
- Why not?
- Because Gail wears Prada shoes.
606
00:39:26,356 --> 00:39:28,357
- You idiot.
- I'm a bad man.
607
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,524
Cindy! Cindy!
608
00:39:30,607 --> 00:39:32,858
- Cindy, can we get a statement?
- Buffy Gilmore, Miss Teen.
609
00:39:32,942 --> 00:39:35,859
- She's not talking.
- Is it true the police
have someone in custody?
610
00:39:35,942 --> 00:39:39,151
- Come on, Cindy.
- Cindy, your ass looks fat!
611
00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:42,069
Bitch!
612
00:39:43,487 --> 00:39:46,320
- Good shot.
- Come on.
613
00:39:46,404 --> 00:39:48,780
- All right, who copped a feel?
- Gail, it was me.
614
00:39:48,864 --> 00:39:51,530
- Oh, my God.
- It was an accident, Gail.
615
00:39:51,656 --> 00:39:54,991
I only touched it,
the top of the breast.
616
00:39:55,074 --> 00:39:56,992
- It was so tender and juicy.
- Shut up!
617
00:40:05,952 --> 00:40:09,622
- Yo.
- Hello, Shorty. What are you doing?
618
00:40:09,704 --> 00:40:14,957
Nothin'. Sittin' here watchin' the game.
Smokin' some bud.
619
00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:18,458
Are you all alone?
620
00:40:18,540 --> 00:40:21,834
- Was sup?
- Was sup?
621
00:40:21,916 --> 00:40:24,752
What the--
Who's that?
622
00:40:24,877 --> 00:40:27,711
Yo, pick up the phone.
623
00:40:27,793 --> 00:40:30,837
- Was sup?
- Was sup?
624
00:40:33,129 --> 00:40:35,506
Yo, Dookie,
pick up the phone!
625
00:40:36,630 --> 00:40:38,965
- Yo.
- Was sup?
626
00:40:48,051 --> 00:40:53,469
- What you doin', son?
- Nothin'... Just chillin'... killin'...
627
00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:56,179
True. True.
628
00:40:56,513 --> 00:40:58,388
So you think
Bobby did it?
629
00:41:01,848 --> 00:41:04,891
I don't know.
But he was there, Buffy.
630
00:41:05,016 --> 00:41:09,058
I knew there had to be something.
He just too perfect.
631
00:41:09,142 --> 00:41:12,476
Handsome, smart,
good in bed.
632
00:41:12,602 --> 00:41:16,603
- What did you say?
- Uh--
633
00:41:16,728 --> 00:41:20,063
Hey, Cindy.
Got your ice pack for your hand.
634
00:41:20,187 --> 00:41:22,896
- Ow!
- Sorry.
635
00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:25,564
I'll get you one for your head.
636
00:41:25,689 --> 00:41:28,024
No, no, that's okay, Doofy.
637
00:41:28,149 --> 00:41:32,608
Hey, we are gonna get that guy
you dumped in the water. Yeah.
638
00:41:32,733 --> 00:41:34,734
I'll be next door
if you need me.
639
00:41:34,858 --> 00:41:38,235
Night, Cindy.
640
00:41:38,319 --> 00:41:39,777
Buffy, you told him?
641
00:41:39,861 --> 00:41:42,945
The moron overheard a conversation
Greg and I were having.
642
00:41:43,029 --> 00:41:45,446
- Yeah, but what
if he says something?
- Who's gonna believe...
643
00:41:45,531 --> 00:41:48,239
a retarded retard
like him anyway?
644
00:41:48,322 --> 00:41:50,783
Cindy, telephone.
645
00:41:52,991 --> 00:41:54,866
Thank you.
646
00:41:54,991 --> 00:41:58,325
- Hello.
- Hello, Cindy.
647
00:41:58,410 --> 00:42:00,786
- Guess what.
- No!
648
00:42:00,911 --> 00:42:02,952
- You got the wrong guy.
- No!
649
00:42:03,077 --> 00:42:04,953
- Doofy!
- Its not Bobby.
650
00:42:05,077 --> 00:42:06,954
Who is this?
651
00:42:07,079 --> 00:42:09,747
- Doofy! Doofy!
- Oh, my God.
652
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:21,418
Hello?
653
00:42:21,501 --> 00:42:26,170
I said don't disturb me
while I'm cleaning my room!
654
00:42:32,046 --> 00:42:34,547
I heard Bobby got out
this morning.
655
00:42:34,672 --> 00:42:37,924
I haven't seen him around.
Is he pissed?
656
00:42:38,049 --> 00:42:42,092
You mean since
you branded him the Candy man?
No. His heart is broken.
657
00:42:42,216 --> 00:42:45,259
Yo, son. Its like
I seen this all before.
658
00:42:45,342 --> 00:42:47,344
They had a killer at
your old high school, Shorty?
659
00:42:47,469 --> 00:42:49,344
No, it was in this movie Scream.
660
00:42:49,469 --> 00:42:51,887
Same dialogue and everything.
This is ill.
661
00:42:52,012 --> 00:42:53,887
- How did it end?
- I don't know.
662
00:42:54,012 --> 00:42:55,576
Some niggas started
shooting up in the
663
00:42:55,577 --> 00:42:57,139
movie theater, so
we just broke out.
664
00:42:57,222 --> 00:43:00,932
- No doubt.
- Okay, I say we all
just stick together.
665
00:43:01,056 --> 00:43:03,058
Tonight everyone
meet at my house.
666
00:43:03,183 --> 00:43:04,975
And bring some friends.
But don't tell everyone.
667
00:43:04,976 --> 00:43:06,767
Try to keep it quiet.
668
00:43:06,892 --> 00:43:08,268
Okay.
669
00:43:08,392 --> 00:43:13,395
Yo! Party at Cindy's house!
Drunk white women for everybody!
670
00:43:14,977 --> 00:43:19,771
Ray, if you see Bobby,
tell him I love him.
671
00:43:19,855 --> 00:43:24,065
Okay. If I see Bobby,
I'll tell him I love him.
672
00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:33,610
-Jesus!
- Its okay. It's all right.
It's just me, baby.
673
00:43:33,735 --> 00:43:36,735
- What, you don't still
think It's me, do you?
- No.
674
00:43:36,861 --> 00:43:38,945
It's just that somebody
did try to kill me.
675
00:43:39,070 --> 00:43:41,238
- And the police said
I scared him away.
676
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:43,405
- I know. He called
me last night.
677
00:43:43,488 --> 00:43:46,906
You see, it couldn't have been me.
I was in jail last night. Remember?
678
00:43:49,157 --> 00:43:51,116
You're the best.
679
00:43:51,199 --> 00:43:53,659
I'm sorry.
Please understand.
680
00:43:53,741 --> 00:43:55,159
Understand what? That
my girlfriend would
681
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:56,576
rather call me a
killer than touch me?
682
00:43:56,701 --> 00:43:58,578
- That's not true, Bobby.
- Then what is it?
683
00:43:58,702 --> 00:44:01,119
What is it?
She's gone and she's not coming back.
684
00:44:01,245 --> 00:44:03,433
- Its been over a year, Cindy.
685
00:44:03,434 --> 00:44:05,621
- But Ginger was such an important
part of the Spice Girls.
686
00:44:05,746 --> 00:44:08,956
- Oh, you gotta move on, baby.
- Oh!
687
00:44:09,081 --> 00:44:11,790
I'm sorry if my complicated life...
688
00:44:11,915 --> 00:44:15,959
is an inconvenience
to your perfect existence.
689
00:44:16,084 --> 00:44:18,918
Cindy. Cindy.
690
00:44:19,001 --> 00:44:21,085
Okay, everybody, listen up.
691
00:44:21,169 --> 00:44:23,502
Let me just say, uh,
692
00:44:23,587 --> 00:44:27,795
the killing of these teenagers
has been tragic, but, uh--
693
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,839
Hey, you know, shit happens.
694
00:44:29,921 --> 00:44:33,465
Sheriff!. Sheriff!.
695
00:44:33,548 --> 00:44:36,757
- Yes, Miss Thunderstorm.
- Have they found
Cindy Campbell's father?
696
00:44:36,882 --> 00:44:38,925
- No.
- Isn't he a suspect?
697
00:44:39,050 --> 00:44:41,175
That is classified information.
Where are you getting that?
698
00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:45,010
I'm sorry, but my sources
are strictly confidential, Sheriff.
699
00:44:45,093 --> 00:44:47,594
Hey, Gail.
700
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:51,012
Gail swallows.
701
00:44:56,514 --> 00:44:58,389
Watch this.
702
00:44:59,765 --> 00:45:02,683
Hello. Who is this?
703
00:45:02,766 --> 00:45:04,892
What?
704
00:45:05,018 --> 00:45:07,560
You wanna kill me?
705
00:45:07,684 --> 00:45:09,853
Oh, God. Hold on.
706
00:45:09,935 --> 00:45:13,978
Cindy, its for you.
707
00:45:15,938 --> 00:45:17,896
All right,
knock it off, Buffy.
708
00:45:17,980 --> 00:45:21,439
Now, as you all have heard,
there is a killer in town...
709
00:45:21,523 --> 00:45:24,858
and the police have asked us to give you
the following safety tips.
710
00:45:24,983 --> 00:45:27,149
Stay in well-lit areas.
711
00:45:27,274 --> 00:45:29,651
Do not travel alone
whenever possible.
712
00:45:29,776 --> 00:45:31,693
Always wipe front to back.
713
00:45:31,776 --> 00:45:34,318
And remember, never, ever
believe someone...
714
00:45:34,443 --> 00:45:37,695
when they tell you
that shaving your pubic hair...
715
00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:40,738
will rid you
of crab infestation.
716
00:45:40,822 --> 00:45:44,781
Now, I understand
this is a difficult time
for you young ladies.
717
00:45:44,866 --> 00:45:47,866
So if anyone needs
to come to my office to talk,
718
00:45:47,991 --> 00:45:49,992
I am here for you.
719
00:45:54,118 --> 00:45:57,411
- What a crock of shit.
- It's not, Buffy!
720
00:45:57,494 --> 00:46:00,412
He's real!
721
00:46:09,498 --> 00:46:11,375
Miss Mann?
722
00:46:13,458 --> 00:46:16,752
Come in, dear. Have a seat.
Take off your bra if you'd like.
723
00:46:18,334 --> 00:46:21,253
No, thanks.
724
00:46:21,336 --> 00:46:23,462
What can I do for you,
Cindy?
725
00:46:23,587 --> 00:46:27,755
I need to talk.
See, I have this problem...
726
00:46:27,838 --> 00:46:30,130
and I don't know
who to tell.
727
00:46:30,255 --> 00:46:34,257
- Not feeling so fresh?
- Huh?
728
00:46:34,340 --> 00:46:36,759
Feminine odor and itching
got you down?
729
00:46:36,841 --> 00:46:39,967
Uh, no. No, not that.
730
00:46:40,092 --> 00:46:43,386
Then what is it?
731
00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:46,638
I have a terrible secret.
732
00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:49,679
Well, Cindy, we all have
our little secrets.
733
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:55,097
Sometimes we do things
we're not so proud of.
734
00:46:55,223 --> 00:46:57,848
Some for money,
735
00:46:57,974 --> 00:47:01,433
others to gain the athletic edge
on the competition.
736
00:47:01,518 --> 00:47:04,101
Sometimes those secrets
come back to haunt us.
737
00:47:04,184 --> 00:47:06,226
- Aah!
- Do you know what I mean?
738
00:47:06,352 --> 00:47:11,019
Yes, I do, um, Miss Mann.
Thanks for ball--
739
00:47:11,103 --> 00:47:15,021
I mean, all your help.
I have to go to class.
740
00:47:15,105 --> 00:47:17,023
Anytime, dear.
741
00:47:19,857 --> 00:47:23,608
- Buffy, are you coming?
- I'll catch up with you guys in a sec.
742
00:47:29,735 --> 00:47:32,653
Redrum.
743
00:47:32,737 --> 00:47:34,653
Hello?
744
00:47:41,822 --> 00:47:44,907
Somebody there?
745
00:47:45,033 --> 00:47:46,907
Hello!
746
00:47:49,951 --> 00:47:54,118
Very funny.
747
00:47:54,244 --> 00:47:56,244
Who put you up
to this, Cindy?
748
00:47:56,369 --> 00:47:58,954
Lose the cape.
Its way too '90s horror.
749
00:48:01,329 --> 00:48:05,455
Oh, so what movie is this from,
Die, Cheerleader, Die?
750
00:48:07,666 --> 00:48:12,499
Wanna play psycho killer?
Can I be the helpless cheerleader?
751
00:48:14,251 --> 00:48:16,876
Oh, so this is where
I'm supposed to beg for my life?
752
00:48:18,044 --> 00:48:21,003
Please, Mr. Killer,
don't kill me.
753
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,755
So is this where
I'm supposed to bleed?
754
00:48:27,839 --> 00:48:31,632
Oh, look,
I'm bleeding!
755
00:48:33,258 --> 00:48:35,176
Oh, yeah,
I'm supposed to run, right?
756
00:48:35,301 --> 00:48:40,927
Okay. I'm running!
I'm running! Help!
757
00:48:41,052 --> 00:48:46,012
Help! Now I'm gonna fall
and break my leg, leaving me helpless.
758
00:48:46,095 --> 00:48:49,514
Aah!
759
00:48:49,596 --> 00:48:53,390
There you go, Mr. Scary Killer.
I'm panicking now.
760
00:48:53,473 --> 00:48:57,723
Oh, God!
Somebody please help me!
761
00:48:57,808 --> 00:49:00,017
Oh, God, no!
762
00:49:00,143 --> 00:49:02,435
No!
763
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,019
Oh, now what?
764
00:49:05,144 --> 00:49:10,729
I guess this is the big climax.
Hope you don't mind if I fake it. Aah!
765
00:49:13,146 --> 00:49:16,398
Oh, look at me.
I'm all dead.
766
00:49:16,481 --> 00:49:19,732
I'm a gross, scary severed head.
Come on. Please.
767
00:49:19,857 --> 00:49:23,858
Do you know who I am? I'm Miss Teen.
You're really giving me a headache.
768
00:49:23,943 --> 00:49:25,881
And you got blood all
over my Gucci sweater.
769
00:49:25,882 --> 00:49:27,818
I hope you're gonna
pay for that.
770
00:49:27,943 --> 00:49:30,403
Ah! I will not be ignored
by the likes--
771
00:49:32,029 --> 00:49:35,613
- I'm gonna jump!
- Phil, get back in there.
772
00:49:35,697 --> 00:49:37,655
- No!
- What are you doing up there?
773
00:49:37,738 --> 00:49:41,573
- Be reasonable.
- I cant take this fucking job...
774
00:49:41,657 --> 00:49:44,658
or those greasy
shit head teenagers anymore!
775
00:49:44,783 --> 00:49:50,077
- I'm going to end it all!
- Wait! Hold on!
We're getting help for you!
776
00:49:50,202 --> 00:49:52,578
Now we know Bobby’s not the killer.
So who is?
777
00:49:52,660 --> 00:49:54,579
I don't know.
778
00:49:54,662 --> 00:49:55,891
Well if the killer was
in your house last
779
00:49:55,892 --> 00:49:57,120
night, why didn't he
just kill you then?
780
00:49:57,204 --> 00:49:59,163
Because he's just
messing with us.
781
00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:01,622
don't you see?
He's got us right where he wants us.
782
00:50:01,706 --> 00:50:04,332
We cant go to the police.
He's just out
783
00:50:04,333 --> 00:50:06,958
there watching us
and waiting for us.
784
00:50:07,041 --> 00:50:10,417
What are you
waiting for, huh?
785
00:50:10,501 --> 00:50:13,167
What are you waiting for?
786
00:50:13,292 --> 00:50:15,169
What are you
waiting for?
787
00:50:15,294 --> 00:50:17,878
What am I waiting for?
788
00:50:18,003 --> 00:50:21,421
What am I waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
789
00:50:21,504 --> 00:50:24,338
Fuck you!
790
00:50:25,340 --> 00:50:27,423
Oh, my God.
791
00:50:27,548 --> 00:50:30,425
Ray, I still don't think
this party is a good idea.
792
00:50:30,550 --> 00:50:32,404
- You know I'm not gonna
let nothin' happen to you.
793
00:50:32,405 --> 00:50:34,258
- I just don't feel right.
794
00:50:34,383 --> 00:50:37,843
- Why cant we just
do something else?
- How about we go to the movies?
795
00:50:37,968 --> 00:50:41,678
Huh? You like that?
See a little movie, huh?
796
00:50:44,679 --> 00:50:48,514
- Hey! This is my song!
- Hey!
797
00:50:48,638 --> 00:50:51,682
- You know they gave me
a shout-out on the album, right?
- What?
798
00:50:51,764 --> 00:50:56,058
Everywhere I go
I see the same hos
799
00:50:56,142 --> 00:50:58,058
Ooh, Brenda.
800
00:50:58,142 --> 00:51:00,893
Did I tell you how sexy you look
in my jersey?
801
00:51:00,977 --> 00:51:03,561
- I do, Ray?
- Yes.
802
00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:06,771
I like it. Hey, get up.
Go over there. Let me see it.
803
00:51:11,647 --> 00:51:15,064
Ooh! Yes, I like that.
804
00:51:15,190 --> 00:51:17,816
- You like that? You like that?
- Yeah. Hey!
805
00:51:17,899 --> 00:51:21,859
Hey, put this on with it.
806
00:51:21,943 --> 00:51:25,235
- Ray, you are so freaky.
- That's right. You know
I'm freaky, girl.
807
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,570
Go on. Pull it.
Pull it up.
808
00:51:27,652 --> 00:51:30,362
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ahh!
809
00:51:30,445 --> 00:51:33,988
Yeah. Here. Put this on with it.
810
00:51:34,113 --> 00:51:35,989
Go on.
811
00:51:37,448 --> 00:51:41,700
- Are you sure?
- Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on.
812
00:51:41,825 --> 00:51:45,117
- Okay.
- Go on.
813
00:51:46,951 --> 00:51:50,994
- I like that look.
- Ooh! I'm bad.
814
00:51:51,119 --> 00:51:54,246
Here. Put this on with it.
815
00:51:54,371 --> 00:51:56,704
Go on, girl. Put it on.
816
00:51:56,787 --> 00:51:59,748
Yeah. Put that shit on there.
Come on. Just shove it on.
817
00:51:59,872 --> 00:52:03,749
Do it. Yeah.
Ooh, so fucking sexy.
818
00:52:03,874 --> 00:52:06,457
Come here, girl.
Bring your little sexy ass
over here. Come on!
819
00:52:06,541 --> 00:52:10,792
Full speed. Charge!
820
00:52:11,918 --> 00:52:14,378
Yes! Yes!
Come on! Turn around!
821
00:52:14,503 --> 00:52:16,379
Turn around! Come on!
822
00:52:16,504 --> 00:52:18,837
Yes, Brendan!
Take it, Brendan! Take it, Brendan!
823
00:52:18,921 --> 00:52:20,963
- Who?
- Uh-- Uh, Brenda.
824
00:52:21,046 --> 00:52:24,465
Put the helmet on.
No, lets role-play.
Come on. You get me.
825
00:52:24,547 --> 00:52:26,840
- Come on! Come on!
- Huh?
826
00:52:26,923 --> 00:52:28,925
I'm here at Lovers Lookout.
827
00:52:29,008 --> 00:52:31,384
Its dark,
It's in the middle of nowhere,
828
00:52:31,467 --> 00:52:34,551
and its where hormone-driven teens
love to come and fool around.
829
00:52:34,635 --> 00:52:37,928
So very likely we're about
to see someone get killed.
830
00:52:38,011 --> 00:52:39,991
Okay, sure enough,
there's a girl in
831
00:52:39,992 --> 00:52:41,971
that car, blouse
unbuttoned, all alone.
832
00:52:42,096 --> 00:52:44,471
Lets see if she'll have
a word with us.
833
00:52:44,596 --> 00:52:48,099
Hi. Gail Hailstorm,
author of the new book
You're Next.
834
00:52:48,223 --> 00:52:51,599
- Oh, yeah.
- Can you tell us your name?
835
00:52:51,724 --> 00:52:53,600
- Well, my names Heather.
836
00:52:53,601 --> 00:52:55,475
- Can you tell us what you are
doing out here all alone?
837
00:52:55,558 --> 00:52:59,935
Well, yeah, sure.
My boyfriend and I were
just, like, making out...
838
00:53:00,061 --> 00:53:02,435
and then we heard a noise out there,
so he went to go check it,
839
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,937
but-- well, that was,
like, ten minutes ago.
840
00:53:05,062 --> 00:53:07,271
Yeah, yeah. Has it
crossed your little mind
841
00:53:07,272 --> 00:53:09,480
that your boyfriend was
probably murdered...
842
00:53:09,605 --> 00:53:12,731
and you're about
to be slaughtered next?
843
00:53:12,814 --> 00:53:16,649
- Really? No way!
- Way.
844
00:53:16,733 --> 00:53:19,109
- Heather, good luck.
- Okay, thanks, Gail. You're the best.
845
00:53:19,192 --> 00:53:22,942
Just as I thought. The murder
is happening as we speak.
846
00:53:23,027 --> 00:53:25,694
I'm going to try and break into
the bloodshed. Are you getting this?
847
00:53:25,819 --> 00:53:29,654
Excuse me. Heather, can you tell us
what you're feeling, honey?
848
00:53:29,738 --> 00:53:33,614
Lots of pain. Gail, please help me.
Gail, please!
849
00:53:33,740 --> 00:53:35,344
I'd like to help you
out, kid, but it sweeps.
850
00:53:35,345 --> 00:53:36,948
Sir, sir, can I get
a word with you?
851
00:53:37,032 --> 00:53:40,408
You got a lot of nerve coming here.
I'm just trying to do my job.
852
00:53:40,492 --> 00:53:41,930
- Get the camera off me now!
You're dead, bitch!
853
00:53:41,931 --> 00:53:43,367
- No, Kenny, keep rolling!
854
00:53:43,492 --> 00:53:45,222
I'm gonna slice your head off
and shove it up his ass.
855
00:53:45,223 --> 00:53:46,952
Get that camera off me!
856
00:53:47,035 --> 00:53:52,163
Oh, my God, Kenny!
Kenny, move your fat ass!
857
00:53:52,287 --> 00:53:55,039
Kenny! Oh, my God,
he's right behind you!
858
00:53:55,164 --> 00:53:57,705
This man is chasin' Miss Gail.
859
00:54:04,166 --> 00:54:06,126
I'm so scared right now.
860
00:54:07,918 --> 00:54:10,585
I just want to say...
861
00:54:10,711 --> 00:54:13,878
to the family of my cameraman, Kenny,
862
00:54:14,003 --> 00:54:16,337
I am so sorry.
863
00:54:16,462 --> 00:54:19,422
This was my interview,
864
00:54:19,504 --> 00:54:22,506
my story.
865
00:54:22,631 --> 00:54:24,840
Its all my fault.
866
00:54:29,717 --> 00:54:34,677
- You want some popcorn?
- Uh-uh. I brought me
a little snack of my own.
867
00:54:37,512 --> 00:54:39,845
- You want some chicken?
- Nah.
868
00:54:43,430 --> 00:54:45,952
Mm-hmm. For all yall
talkers up in here,
869
00:54:45,953 --> 00:54:48,473
it's time to keep
it down right now.
870
00:54:48,557 --> 00:54:50,308
Shh.
871
00:54:50,392 --> 00:54:52,725
Shh, back at you. Shh!
872
00:54:55,518 --> 00:54:58,602
Why they actin' already?
It ain't nothin' but the previews.
873
00:55:02,270 --> 00:55:05,312
The largest ship
the world had ever known.
874
00:55:05,438 --> 00:55:10,230
It's 400 passengers and crew on
a maiden voyage to a brave new world.
875
00:55:10,315 --> 00:55:13,275
A journey that would change
their lives forever.
876
00:55:13,399 --> 00:55:16,276
Whoo!
877
00:55:18,234 --> 00:55:22,320
I'm the king of the world!
Whoo-hoo!
878
00:55:25,070 --> 00:55:29,071
Get your ass
back down there, boy!
879
00:55:29,197 --> 00:55:32,406
- I'm gonna go to
the bathroom real quick.
- The movie about to come on.
880
00:55:32,531 --> 00:55:34,906
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Here. Take your hot sauce.
881
00:55:34,990 --> 00:55:38,033
Hurry up, man.
Don't be long.
882
00:55:38,158 --> 00:55:40,575
Back up!
Let him through!
883
00:55:41,951 --> 00:55:44,743
You can move back some.
You don't own the theater.
884
00:55:51,037 --> 00:55:53,081
--And they're off!.
885
00:55:53,163 --> 00:55:55,539
It's number three in the lead.
Number two close behind.
886
00:55:55,622 --> 00:55:59,790
And number three
is the winner!
887
00:56:01,709 --> 00:56:05,085
Number two has placed,
and number four to show.
888
00:56:05,210 --> 00:56:08,127
Next weeks Triple Crown
starts at 2:30.
889
00:56:08,252 --> 00:56:10,669
-- Be here early.
890
00:56:36,553 --> 00:56:38,930
Hey, who was that?
891
00:56:39,055 --> 00:56:42,263
Go ahead.
Do it again. Do it again.
892
00:56:54,268 --> 00:56:56,768
Anon.
893
00:56:58,769 --> 00:57:00,979
Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
894
00:57:01,062 --> 00:57:03,481
Mm-mmm!
Don't go in there!
895
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:12,274
Lord, I'm gonna have a heart attack!
896
00:57:12,358 --> 00:57:14,442
Man, this is
some scary shit!
897
00:57:14,567 --> 00:57:17,442
Oh, I am scared!
898
00:57:17,568 --> 00:57:23,070
- Excuse me.
- I think I paid my money like
everybody else up in here.
899
00:57:23,153 --> 00:57:26,322
- ... out of her favor--
- That ain't no man.
900
00:57:26,404 --> 00:57:29,073
- You can see her real hair right there!
- Do you mind?
901
00:57:29,198 --> 00:57:32,490
I know you better
get outta my face!
902
00:57:32,573 --> 00:57:35,367
Outta my face!
Outta my face!
903
00:57:35,492 --> 00:57:38,033
This is all me up in here.
You handle that.
904
00:57:38,117 --> 00:57:40,577
- Will you shut the fuck up!
- Yeah!
905
00:57:40,702 --> 00:57:43,911
Mmm, mmm.
This movie is good.
906
00:57:43,995 --> 00:57:48,578
Hey, baby.
You came back just in time.
907
00:57:48,663 --> 00:57:51,288
She's about to get it on
with Shakespeare.
908
00:57:51,372 --> 00:57:54,081
-She dressing like a man--
- Shut up.
909
00:57:54,165 --> 00:57:57,957
Yeah, I got you.
I got you on camera.
910
00:57:58,041 --> 00:58:00,875
You on Candid Camera now.
911
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,876
You ain't know that.
912
00:58:06,169 --> 00:58:09,920
Hello. Hey, girl.
Uh-uh. I’m in the movie.
913
00:58:10,045 --> 00:58:14,964
Shakespeare In Love.
Uh-uh. Ooh! You lying.
914
00:58:15,088 --> 00:58:17,965
For Christ’s sake,
will you just shut your trap!
915
00:58:18,089 --> 00:58:20,424
- Shut up!
- Hold on.
916
00:58:20,508 --> 00:58:23,466
I don't know why you all
is actin' I like this.
917
00:58:23,549 --> 00:58:25,092
My girlfriend already seen the movie.
She said
918
00:58:25,093 --> 00:58:26,635
they don't even stay
together in the end.
919
00:58:26,759 --> 00:58:29,260
Give me that.
920
00:58:29,343 --> 00:58:31,303
Right on.
921
00:58:32,387 --> 00:58:34,303
Will you sit down.
922
00:58:34,387 --> 00:58:36,929
Shut up.
923
00:58:37,054 --> 00:58:40,015
Your ass is grass.
924
00:58:43,515 --> 00:58:46,057
- This is for Thelma!
- And Louise!
925
00:58:46,142 --> 00:58:49,642
This is for talking
through The Fugitive!
926
00:58:49,767 --> 00:58:52,518
- You ruined Schindlers List.
-Jackie Chan movies.
927
00:58:52,602 --> 00:58:56,020
- Boogie Nights!
- And Big Mommas House!
928
00:58:59,521 --> 00:59:03,105
Aaaaaahhhhh!
929
00:59:12,609 --> 00:59:15,903
And I can not marry the daughter
of Sir Robert De Lesseps.
930
00:59:19,278 --> 00:59:23,154
Um, you guys,
there's a few too many people.
931
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,489
Oh, honey, please don't throw--
Hey, you guys, stop.
932
00:59:26,614 --> 00:59:28,822
Hey! Hey, please!
That's my dad!
933
00:59:28,907 --> 00:59:31,366
- No, don't touch-- Ah, no!
- Do you have more beer?
934
00:59:31,491 --> 00:59:34,617
- Do you have more beer?
- Um, yeah. Uh, check in the garage.
935
00:59:34,699 --> 00:59:36,826
No, no, no, no!
Don't!
936
00:59:58,583 --> 01:00:01,626
Kitty, you scared me.
937
01:00:05,835 --> 01:00:09,337
Horsey.
Oh, you scared me too.
938
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:16,882
Hello?
Who's there?
939
01:00:19,715 --> 01:00:22,466
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Please, don't!
940
01:00:22,592 --> 01:00:25,218
Please! I'm just a day player!
941
01:00:40,223 --> 01:00:41,765
Oh, my God!
942
01:01:09,983 --> 01:01:13,069
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
943
01:01:13,194 --> 01:01:16,277
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
944
01:01:18,904 --> 01:01:21,447
Yeah!
945
01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:26,781
Oh, Bobby. Bobby.
I was worried about you.
946
01:01:26,906 --> 01:01:29,866
I thought the killer got to you
before I could.
947
01:01:29,949 --> 01:01:31,491
Could what?
948
01:01:31,616 --> 01:01:35,243
I wanna go upstairs.
There's something I wanna show you.
949
01:01:36,743 --> 01:01:39,994
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
950
01:01:40,078 --> 01:01:42,995
- Hey, party on!
- Yeah!
951
01:01:48,497 --> 01:01:51,415
- So--
- So.
952
01:01:51,540 --> 01:01:54,208
Here we are... again.
953
01:01:54,333 --> 01:01:56,375
Yeah.
954
01:01:57,834 --> 01:02:00,293
And, you know,
if you're not ready,
955
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:04,670
I'll understand.
956
01:02:04,795 --> 01:02:06,337
Bobby.
957
01:02:06,462 --> 01:02:08,420
I am ready.
958
01:02:09,839 --> 01:02:11,756
- You are?
- Yeah.
959
01:02:13,630 --> 01:02:17,257
I cant keep fighting
these urges.
960
01:02:18,467 --> 01:02:21,300
I have to just
give in to them...
961
01:02:21,425 --> 01:02:23,468
and let them flow.
962
01:02:23,593 --> 01:02:25,635
Right.
963
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:27,636
- Bobby?
- Huh?
964
01:02:27,761 --> 01:02:30,429
I have been so selfish.
965
01:02:32,762 --> 01:02:34,889
This is like a scene
from a movie or something.
966
01:02:34,973 --> 01:02:37,598
Only it isn't a movie, Bobby.
967
01:02:37,681 --> 01:02:39,600
This is real life.
968
01:02:41,100 --> 01:02:43,225
Its all a movie, baby.
969
01:02:43,350 --> 01:02:45,414
There's the sound guy. There's
the script supervisor.
970
01:02:45,415 --> 01:02:47,477
How you are doin'... baby?
971
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:49,227
- Bobby?
- What?
972
01:02:50,436 --> 01:02:55,230
What I mean
is that in real life...
973
01:02:55,355 --> 01:02:57,771
you have to enjoy
each moment.
974
01:03:21,530 --> 01:03:24,323
Mmm! Ow!
975
01:03:24,447 --> 01:03:26,491
Bobby.
976
01:03:26,616 --> 01:03:29,158
Bobby!
977
01:03:32,451 --> 01:03:35,119
Can I tell you a secret?
978
01:03:35,201 --> 01:03:37,160
Sure, man.
979
01:03:38,328 --> 01:03:41,329
I see dead people.
980
01:03:41,454 --> 01:03:44,913
Man, this shit is awesome!
981
01:03:44,997 --> 01:03:47,707
Yo, son, we gotta roll
some more of that shit!
982
01:03:47,832 --> 01:03:49,748
Ah, shit!
983
01:03:49,873 --> 01:03:52,208
We don't have
any more papers, man.
984
01:03:52,291 --> 01:03:54,208
We don't have
any more papers.
985
01:03:54,292 --> 01:03:58,085
Oh, man!
What can we use to make a bong?
986
01:04:02,461 --> 01:04:04,920
Toke! Toke! Toke!
Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!
987
01:04:05,004 --> 01:04:07,213
- Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!
Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!
- Yeah!
988
01:04:13,133 --> 01:04:17,342
Oh, shit, son!
989
01:04:17,467 --> 01:04:21,802
Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!
Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke!
990
01:04:23,052 --> 01:04:26,929
This some good shit!
991
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:52,271
- Bobby! I've never done this before.
- What?
992
01:04:53,897 --> 01:04:55,773
Its okay. It’s okay.
993
01:04:55,897 --> 01:04:59,189
It's just like--
It’s like sucking on a Tootsie Roll Pop.
994
01:04:59,274 --> 01:05:02,775
- A Tootsie Pop?
- Yeah, a cherry-flavor one.
995
01:05:02,900 --> 01:05:06,026
- Oh.
- With the fudge in the middle?
996
01:05:06,151 --> 01:05:08,443
Okay.
997
01:05:08,527 --> 01:05:12,028
Show me now
Show me how
998
01:05:12,154 --> 01:05:15,612
- How it feels when we're together
- Just like that.
999
01:05:15,737 --> 01:05:19,031
-I'm afraid
if we wait
-Just like that, baby.
1000
01:05:19,156 --> 01:05:21,781
- Well be waiting till forever
- Ah!
1001
01:05:21,864 --> 01:05:24,323
Oh! Jesus!
1002
01:05:26,158 --> 01:05:29,242
I never could wait
to get to the chewy middle.
1003
01:05:29,326 --> 01:05:32,284
- You know what? Let me.
- Oh. Okay.
1004
01:05:32,410 --> 01:05:33,911
Goddamn!
1005
01:05:38,829 --> 01:05:43,123
I'm flyin' solo
but don't know if I can stop
1006
01:05:43,205 --> 01:05:47,498
Don't ask me why
Don't make me lie
1007
01:05:47,623 --> 01:05:49,791
Just kick back
just sit back
1008
01:05:49,875 --> 01:05:52,000
Enjoy the ride
1009
01:05:55,293 --> 01:05:57,919
Cause I'm a spaceman
1010
01:06:00,253 --> 01:06:02,671
Guess its been a while.
1011
01:06:04,213 --> 01:06:06,423
So stay with me
1012
01:06:08,631 --> 01:06:11,549
Oh! Oops!
1013
01:06:11,632 --> 01:06:13,550
Its very, uh, '70s of you.
1014
01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:32,972
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Bobby!
1015
01:06:36,058 --> 01:06:38,975
Come here, Bobby!
I want it now!
1016
01:06:39,060 --> 01:06:42,768
Oh, man,
am I fuckin' stoned!
1017
01:06:42,893 --> 01:06:44,811
Yeah, me too, son.
1018
01:06:44,936 --> 01:06:46,853
Hey, you guys hear that?
1019
01:06:51,022 --> 01:06:54,356
Oh!
1020
01:06:59,065 --> 01:07:02,233
Shh!
1021
01:07:02,358 --> 01:07:04,275
Hello?
1022
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:08,069
- Hello.
What's your favorite scary movie?
- Hello?
1023
01:07:12,111 --> 01:07:14,112
Let me talk to her. Shh!
1024
01:07:16,572 --> 01:07:18,614
I'm gonna gut you like a pig!
1025
01:07:25,659 --> 01:07:28,534
Oh, yeah! Oh!
1026
01:07:28,617 --> 01:07:30,453
Yeah! What's my name, Bobby?
1027
01:07:30,536 --> 01:07:32,703
What? Ah!
1028
01:07:32,828 --> 01:07:36,371
- What's my name, bitch?
- Ow! God! It's Cindy!
1029
01:07:36,495 --> 01:07:39,538
Whose is it, Bobby?
Whose is it, Bobby?
1030
01:07:39,621 --> 01:07:41,664
Its yours.
1031
01:07:41,790 --> 01:07:44,998
Ahhhhhh!
1032
01:07:45,124 --> 01:07:48,291
Oh, my God!
1033
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:57,170
Oh, shit!
1034
01:08:00,087 --> 01:08:02,546
Don't even contest
Cause I’ll make you undress
1035
01:08:02,630 --> 01:08:05,214
Like porn dancers
waitin' at the front door for an answer
1036
01:08:05,339 --> 01:08:08,466
Hey, yo, I'm sick of artificial MCs
like silicone titties
1037
01:08:08,591 --> 01:08:11,050
Hey, yo, check it, yo.
Fuck a cheap ball
1038
01:08:11,133 --> 01:08:13,133
I wanna smoke Cheech and Chong
1039
01:08:13,218 --> 01:08:15,677
And if I wanna fuck long,
I let my ding-a-long, hit the bong
1040
01:08:15,802 --> 01:08:18,219
And then the song,
Always pass the dutchie to the left
1041
01:08:18,302 --> 01:08:21,220
Because the right way
is wrong
1042
01:08:21,304 --> 01:08:25,013
- Whoo-hoo!
- I got one. I got one.
Here it goes. Ready?
1043
01:08:25,137 --> 01:08:27,931
I'm gonna slash and gash
Cut another hole in your ass
1044
01:08:28,056 --> 01:08:30,598
I spill blood on the walls
then play tennis with your balls
1045
01:08:30,723 --> 01:08:32,641
If the phone rings
don't answer the call
1046
01:08:32,765 --> 01:08:34,766
Gonna slit your throat
fuck you like a goat
1047
01:08:34,891 --> 01:08:37,851
Peel your foreskin off
and make a winter coat
Peace!
1048
01:08:40,310 --> 01:08:43,144
Yo!
1049
01:08:43,269 --> 01:08:47,270
That was the illest rhyme
I ever seen, son!
1050
01:08:49,313 --> 01:08:53,648
Bobby... where were you tonight?
1051
01:08:53,731 --> 01:08:57,024
- What?
- I was just curious.
1052
01:08:57,149 --> 01:08:59,066
What took you so long
to get here?
1053
01:08:59,192 --> 01:09:01,234
Why you so curious?
1054
01:09:02,818 --> 01:09:04,735
I don't know.
1055
01:09:04,819 --> 01:09:07,112
I thought it would fit
the 90s horror cliché...
1056
01:09:07,237 --> 01:09:09,862
if you turned out
to be the killer.
1057
01:09:09,945 --> 01:09:12,697
Oh, so, what? You think
I killed Buffy and Greg?
1058
01:09:14,614 --> 01:09:16,656
Buffy and Greg are dead?
1059
01:09:17,991 --> 01:09:19,699
- I thought you knew that.
- Oh, my God!
1060
01:09:19,824 --> 01:09:22,992
Bobby, turn around!
Its the killer!
1061
01:09:37,205 --> 01:09:39,123
Cindy!
1062
01:09:39,248 --> 01:09:42,332
- Oh, my God! Bobby! Bobby!
- Cindy. Help me.
1063
01:09:44,041 --> 01:09:47,291
- Bobby, its okay.
- Gimme the gun. Gimme-
1064
01:09:48,377 --> 01:09:50,960
Its gonna be okay, Bobby.
1065
01:09:52,293 --> 01:09:55,336
Yo, wait for me!
There's a killer in the house!
1066
01:09:55,462 --> 01:09:57,379
There's ass, blood
and guts everywhere!
1067
01:09:57,504 --> 01:09:59,838
Someone done gone crazy,
son!
1068
01:09:59,921 --> 01:10:04,548
We all go a little crazy sometimes.
Bobby, no!
1069
01:10:05,715 --> 01:10:07,924
Oh, shit, son!
1070
01:10:08,049 --> 01:10:10,925
Oh, my God!
1071
01:10:13,051 --> 01:10:15,426
Cindy, he shot me in the lungs.
1072
01:10:17,552 --> 01:10:19,470
You wanna hit this shit?
1073
01:10:23,722 --> 01:10:25,640
Ketchup.
1074
01:10:25,722 --> 01:10:28,056
Just like my mom puts on
her spaghetti, baby.
1075
01:10:30,224 --> 01:10:33,142
Oh, my God! Ray, you’ve gotta help me!
Bobby’s gone crazy!
1076
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:36,726
Surprise!
1077
01:10:36,851 --> 01:10:39,644
Surprise, Cindy!
1078
01:10:51,648 --> 01:10:53,732
Why are you doing this, Bobby?
1079
01:10:53,858 --> 01:10:57,483
Why? Why? You hear that, Ray?
1080
01:10:57,608 --> 01:11:00,110
I think she wants
a motive.
1081
01:11:00,235 --> 01:11:02,151
- Did Scream have a plot?
- No.
1082
01:11:02,235 --> 01:11:05,694
Did I Know What You Did Last Summer
make any sense?
1083
01:11:05,779 --> 01:11:08,529
Don't think so!
1084
01:11:08,612 --> 01:11:11,447
What about the sequel?
What was with that fat,
white Jamaican kid?
1085
01:11:11,571 --> 01:11:14,615
- I wanna kill that motherfucker.
- It was bad casting, Bobby.
1086
01:11:14,740 --> 01:11:17,240
How about this for a motive?
Lack of sex!
1087
01:11:17,365 --> 01:11:20,492
It can cause serious
deviant behavior.
1088
01:11:20,617 --> 01:11:24,160
- I thought you loved me.
- Oh, I did, baby.
1089
01:11:24,284 --> 01:11:28,203
I did. But abstinence can make you
discover new things about yourself.
1090
01:11:28,327 --> 01:11:30,828
That's right, Cindy. I'm gay.
1091
01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:33,663
And in case you haven't noticed,
so is Ray.
1092
01:11:35,330 --> 01:11:37,622
What? I ain't gay.
1093
01:11:37,706 --> 01:11:39,353
- What are you talking about?
You took me to that club.
1094
01:11:39,354 --> 01:11:40,999
- So, they play good music.
1095
01:11:41,083 --> 01:11:45,376
- What about our trip
to San Francisco, then?
- I wanted to go shopping.
1096
01:11:47,126 --> 01:11:50,711
- But you made love to me.
- No. First of all, you sucked my--
1097
01:11:50,794 --> 01:11:53,336
Whatever, Ray!
I don't want to talk about this now.
1098
01:11:53,461 --> 01:11:55,358
The point is, I'm a new
man, and I'm ready to
1099
01:11:55,359 --> 01:11:57,255
- leave all this behind
and start a new life.
1100
01:11:57,337 --> 01:12:01,506
- So you killed all your friends?
- Oh, no.
1101
01:12:01,631 --> 01:12:03,506
Just you.
1102
01:12:03,631 --> 01:12:05,883
And maybe Shorty,
but that wasn’t planned or anything.
1103
01:12:06,008 --> 01:12:08,383
But here's the genius part.
1104
01:12:08,467 --> 01:12:11,843
We're copycatting a serial killer
that already exists.
1105
01:12:11,927 --> 01:12:15,720
- Its the perfect crime, Cindy.
- But wait! There's more!
1106
01:12:15,845 --> 01:12:21,138
Hang on to your seat, baby,
cause this one’s a screamer!
1107
01:12:21,263 --> 01:12:24,514
- I'll be back.
- Uh-oh.
1108
01:12:24,639 --> 01:12:27,015
Move your big ass.
Come on.
1109
01:12:27,140 --> 01:12:29,433
Dad!
1110
01:12:29,516 --> 01:12:32,184
What are you gonna do,
frame him?
1111
01:12:32,309 --> 01:12:36,519
Nah. We're just havin' a little bit
of fun with old daddio.
1112
01:12:36,644 --> 01:12:39,811
The police are gonna find
you and daddy both dead,
1113
01:12:39,895 --> 01:12:43,604
and me and Ray are the only survivors
of maniacs revenge.
1114
01:12:43,729 --> 01:12:46,648
- You ready? I'm ready.
- You ready? I'm ready to do this shit.
1115
01:12:46,772 --> 01:12:49,231
- Come on. Come on. All right.
- All right.
1116
01:12:49,314 --> 01:12:51,649
- Come on!
- Give it to me. No!
1117
01:12:51,774 --> 01:12:54,775
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1118
01:12:54,900 --> 01:12:57,110
- Ready? All right. Lets do this.
- Wait, wait. Ready.
1119
01:12:57,193 --> 01:12:58,652
- Come on. Come on.
- Ready.
1120
01:12:58,777 --> 01:13:00,319
Give it to me!
1121
01:13:00,444 --> 01:13:02,278
No! Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!
1122
01:13:02,361 --> 01:13:04,236
- Remember what we talked about?
To the side.
- I know.
1123
01:13:04,361 --> 01:13:06,237
- How many times
we gonna go over this?
- Okay.
1124
01:13:06,362 --> 01:13:08,321
Stop. Just--
All right. Trust me, okay?
1125
01:13:08,405 --> 01:13:11,072
- All right. I'm ready.
- Trust me. I got this shit. Ready?
1126
01:13:11,198 --> 01:13:14,115
- Wait, wait, wait!
- I'm about to cut your throat, boy!
1127
01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:16,324
Stop acting like a little girl.
Come on. Come on!
1128
01:13:16,408 --> 01:13:17,784
- You're right, you're right, you’re right.
Yeah, come on!
1129
01:13:17,785 --> 01:13:19,159
- Come on. You ready?
1130
01:13:19,241 --> 01:13:22,869
No! You guys are psychos!
1131
01:13:22,952 --> 01:13:25,161
You've seen
one too many TV shows!
1132
01:13:25,286 --> 01:13:29,537
No! Watching television shows
doesn't create psycho killers!
1133
01:13:29,662 --> 01:13:31,997
Cancelin' TV shows does!
1134
01:13:32,121 --> 01:13:34,414
The Wayans Brothers
was a good show, man!
1135
01:13:34,497 --> 01:13:39,041
It was a good-ass show,
and we didn't even get a final episode!
1136
01:13:39,166 --> 01:13:42,335
Take it easy!
I'm feelin' a little woozy here!
1137
01:13:42,417 --> 01:13:45,210
Its my turn.
Give me the knife.
1138
01:13:45,335 --> 01:13:48,295
Fuck outta here.
Ain't nobody stabbin' me.
1139
01:13:56,963 --> 01:13:59,505
Surprise, Cindy!
1140
01:14:52,441 --> 01:14:55,443
All right, all right.
Hold on a second.
1141
01:14:55,568 --> 01:14:58,110
Just give me a moment.
Ah. One--
1142
01:15:03,779 --> 01:15:05,989
Oh, yeah. That's it.
1143
01:15:06,113 --> 01:15:09,115
Ah. Okay.
1144
01:15:42,502 --> 01:15:44,710
Dad!
1145
01:15:44,794 --> 01:15:47,253
Are you okay?
1146
01:15:47,378 --> 01:15:50,254
I thought I told you
not to have a party unless I was here.
1147
01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:52,838
But, Dad, you were here.
You were in the closet.
1148
01:15:52,921 --> 01:15:56,423
Oh, yeah, that's right. Did you get some
girlfriends numbers for me?
1149
01:15:56,547 --> 01:15:59,591
- Dad, they're dead.
- Ah, you know, I cant get a break.
1150
01:15:59,716 --> 01:16:02,134
-- What's that? Is that the cops?
1151
01:16:02,216 --> 01:16:04,759
Okay, okay, listen, honey.
Help me up now.
1152
01:16:04,843 --> 01:16:07,968
Uh-- Uh-- If the cops come, tell em
I'm a plumber, okay?
1153
01:16:08,094 --> 01:16:09,970
You had a leaky faucet,
and you called, and
1154
01:16:09,971 --> 01:16:11,845
they sent me over. We
don't know each other.
1155
01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:21,181
No! No!
1156
01:16:21,266 --> 01:16:23,266
Dad, Dad, put your arms down.
1157
01:16:25,725 --> 01:16:28,934
- What the hells goin' on here?
- Sheriff, it’s a bloodbath in there.
1158
01:16:29,059 --> 01:16:30,976
- He was right here! I swear it!
- Who was?
1159
01:16:31,060 --> 01:16:34,436
The killer!
The guy that murdered all my friends!
1160
01:16:34,519 --> 01:16:38,229
And the sick bastard planted drugs
all in the house there.
1161
01:16:38,313 --> 01:16:41,231
- All over the place.
- Dad. Stop it.
1162
01:16:41,356 --> 01:16:44,106
All right, Cindy.
I'm gonna have to take you
down to the station.
1163
01:16:44,231 --> 01:16:46,232
I'm cool, though, right?
1164
01:16:46,357 --> 01:16:48,315
- I'm okay?
- Lets-- Lets go, Cindy.
1165
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:50,734
Cindy. Call me.
1166
01:16:52,151 --> 01:16:54,068
Daddy'll get you out, honey.
1167
01:16:56,568 --> 01:17:00,529
Okay. Lets go over this again.
1168
01:17:13,075 --> 01:17:14,992
- You say it was an accident.
- Yes.
1169
01:17:15,075 --> 01:17:18,243
- He was on the road.
- And you think he came back
to get revenge?
1170
01:17:18,368 --> 01:17:21,203
It has to be him, Sheriff.
1171
01:17:26,788 --> 01:17:28,872
Here, Sheriff.
They wanted me to give this to you.
1172
01:17:28,955 --> 01:17:31,998
- That’ll be all, Doofy.
- Okay.
1173
01:17:32,124 --> 01:17:34,541
- I'm gonna go, then. All right.
- All right.
1174
01:17:35,749 --> 01:17:37,626
Bye, Cindy.
1175
01:17:40,834 --> 01:17:43,210
I’m sorry, Cindy.
It wasn't the man you guys killed.
1176
01:17:43,335 --> 01:17:45,045
His name was David Keegan.
Some fishermen
1177
01:17:45,046 --> 01:17:46,754
found his body a
few weeks later.
1178
01:17:46,879 --> 01:17:50,296
- He's buried in Lakewood Cemetery.
- That's impossible.
1179
01:17:52,672 --> 01:17:55,048
- Then I don't know who it could be.
- He's gotta be someone else...
1180
01:17:55,173 --> 01:17:56,862
who was connected
with all the victims,
1181
01:17:56,863 --> 01:17:58,550
someone who knew
about the accident.
1182
01:17:58,674 --> 01:18:01,300
Someone who could move around
without being noticed.
1183
01:18:03,635 --> 01:18:06,760
Oh, my God.
1184
01:18:06,843 --> 01:18:10,679
She used to baby-sit my brother Doofy.
He had the biggest crush on her.
1185
01:18:10,803 --> 01:18:13,680
Its me, Cindy.
1186
01:18:13,763 --> 01:18:15,347
Night, Cindy.
1187
01:18:19,265 --> 01:18:21,348
- Doofy!
- Shit head?
1188
01:18:24,642 --> 01:18:26,559
- Have you seen Doofy?
- No.
1189
01:18:26,642 --> 01:18:28,851
- Have you seen Doofy?
Has anybody seen Doofy?
- No, Sheriff.
1190
01:18:28,936 --> 01:18:31,436
- No.
- Yeah.
Just went out the back, Sheriff.
1191
01:18:31,561 --> 01:18:33,770
Doofy!
1192
01:18:46,857 --> 01:18:50,234
He walks alone
under the big city lights
1193
01:18:50,359 --> 01:18:54,070
He always knows
just when the time is right
1194
01:18:54,194 --> 01:18:57,570
He never shows what he's thinking
He keeps it inside
1195
01:18:57,695 --> 01:19:01,405
Because he's
too cool for school
1196
01:19:01,487 --> 01:19:04,990
He comes alive
when the sun goes down
1197
01:19:05,114 --> 01:19:08,574
He gets it right
You know he's always down
1198
01:19:08,700 --> 01:19:12,158
He's got one eye open
and his ear to the ground
1199
01:19:12,283 --> 01:19:15,243
And he's too cool for school
1200
01:19:17,035 --> 01:19:20,495
He's an operator
He's a real player
1201
01:19:20,579 --> 01:19:24,121
- And if you mess with him
you know you'll never win
1202
01:19:24,246 --> 01:19:29,123
No-o-o-o-o!
1203
01:19:43,877 --> 01:19:47,504
Shit, son. Yo, what the deal?
1204
01:19:47,588 --> 01:19:50,340
Yo, if you all watchin'
this tape right now,
1205
01:19:50,422 --> 01:19:52,422
that means
I didn't make it.
1206
01:19:52,506 --> 01:19:56,342
Either I'm a prisoner,
or worse, dead.
1207
01:19:56,424 --> 01:19:58,613
But either way it goes,
I'm gonna tell you
1208
01:19:58,614 --> 01:20:00,801
all the rules to survive
this situation.
1209
01:20:00,926 --> 01:20:04,051
You gotta be quick.
1210
01:20:04,135 --> 01:20:07,470
Don't fall down.
1211
01:20:07,554 --> 01:20:12,597
Whatever you do, never look back.
1212
01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:14,890
You all wish me luck.
1213
01:20:15,014 --> 01:20:16,973
Snatch and run, you all!
1214
01:20:19,600 --> 01:20:22,058
Come back here, you motherfuckers!
Son of a bitch!
88597
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