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Your pal was doing some
fundraising the other day.
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(bottles clanking)
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(clanking)
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Here we go now, Alexander.
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Why can't you hear
a dinosaur pee?
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- Why?
- 'Cause they're extinct.
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- How are you now?
- My brother and his sweetie
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are getting married, they've
asked me to be their best man.
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TOGETHER:
Congratulations!
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Means I'm also in charge
of planning the buck and doe.
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We're smack dab in the middle of
buck and doe season.
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Better get on renting the Ag
H.
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- Ah, she's all booked up.
- Try the Legion?
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- She's all booked up.
- Parkview Gardens?
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- She's all booked up.
- Could rent the arena floor
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depending on how big
the buck and doe is.
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Ah, she'll be teensy.
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My brother's always been
a bit of a grump.
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- And his sweetie's a twat.
- Can't win 'em all.
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- So what's the plan?
- Well, listen here, buckaroo.
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What we did is we booked out
D.
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- Hey, lady Di!
- You got 'er, Pontiac.
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There'll also be a raffle draw
and a silent auction.
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- How much are the tickets?
- $25 for the steak dinner.
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$25 is a bit steep for a steak
dinner, but I guess
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you wants to supports
the newlyweds.
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You'll have your choice of pop,
water, or tomato juice
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- with the steak dinner.
- No beer?
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Alcohol's not included in the
price of the steak dinner.
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Beer, wine, and spirits may be
purchased at the bar
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if you're looking to
bend an elbow.
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Well, that's a grumpy twat move.
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- Please tip the barmaid.
- Comes with fries?
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You'll have your choice of fries
or mashed potatoes
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with the steak dinner, as well
as a seasonal vegetable.
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- Green beans?
- Think it.
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You'd think for 25 bucks,
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you'd get some fucking coleslaws
with that.
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You show me a striploin with
fries and green beans,
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I'll say, "Hey, now that's
a steak dinner."
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You'd thinks it'd be a filets
mignons for 25 bucks.
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There's always a good portion of
fries at Lady Di's.
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Yeah, wash her down with a cold
glass of water.
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- Is there dessert?
- You get a bowl
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of strawberries and whipped
cream with the steak dinner,
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as strawberries are also
in season.
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It's just 'cause lots of people
like ice cream
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- with their strawberries.
- Well, you're in luck, Chuck.
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Diana Sweets carries Chapman's
i.
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Oh.
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Which may be purchased at the
bar for $1.50.
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Jeez, you'd think it'd be
Breyers from out in Simcoe's
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- for a buck fifties.
- I'd have the Chapman.
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Yeah, but you'd think it'd be
Breyers for a buck fifties.
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What are yous raffling off?
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Ah, you get one raffle ticket
with the steak dinner,
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and the lucky winner gets
a weekend of camping
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in Sauble Beach, and I'll wash
your truck for you.
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- Sauble Falls or White Sands?
- Winding River.
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Jeez, you'd think you'd get
Sauble Falls for 25 bucks.
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Is it possible to enter
the raffle and attend
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the silent auction without
buying the steak dinner?
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Ah, now I've been hearing some
talk around town
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that you've gotta buy the steak
dinner in order
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to join the raffle or attend
the silent auction.
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- That's a GD lie.
- That's good,
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'cause you should be ables to
drives up the raffles
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and the silent auctions without
buying the steaks dinners.
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Yes, but we'd love it if you
joined the bride and groom
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- for the steak dinner.
- How're your numbers?
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Remember I said he's a grump
and she's a twat?
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- Yeah.
- The numbers reflect that.
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- Can't win 'em all.
- Numbers are piddly,
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so please tell every Tom, Dick,
and Harry you know.
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Might be on account of a $25
fucking steak dinner.
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Now if you buy a pair of
steak dinners,
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we'll knock five dollars off
the second steak dinner.
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Hey, now! Ho, now.
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What if you get three steak
dinners?
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The price of the first and third
steak dinner stays the same,
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but you get five dollars off
that middle guy.
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All right, you buy the one
steak dinner,
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you get five dollars off
the next steak dinner.
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Now I'm not trying to bamboozle,
just a bit of ballyhoo
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to steer folks towards buying
the pair of steak dinners
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instead of just the one
steak dinner.
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- Strategies.
- Incentives.
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- Synergy.
- Up-sales.
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- Marketing.
- Infrastructure.
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So hey, who wants to join
a grump and a twat
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for a steak dinner, huh?
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What do you want to do,
one, two, or three?
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- Um... just two.
- Just two?
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- Yeah. Okay.
- We'll do two.
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Yup, you'd have the pair of
steak dinners.
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♪
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("Might Bang, Might Not"
by Little Simz)
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f I give you my time ♪
and give you my space ♪
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♪ Know that that shit's
not to waste, yo ♪
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♪ Still better know
your place, yo ♪
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♪ I ain't slept good
in days, yo ♪
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♪ On job running up peso ♪
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♪ We smoke too,
why don't you say so? ♪
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♪ I'm back on my bullshit ♪
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♪ You ain't seen
no one like me since ♪
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♪ Lauryn Hill back
in the '90s, bitch ♪
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♪ Feeling myself,
yeah I might be, bitch ♪
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♪ Got an old soul
and you know that ♪
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♪ Bet the olders make way
for the '90s kid ♪
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♪ Please don't
kill my high ♪
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♪ I been work non-stop never
tired, no ♪
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♪ That girl is on fire,
you know ♪
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♪ Always stay bringing them
vibes, you know ♪
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♪ This is for the now ♪
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♪ This is for the now ♪
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♪ This is for the now,
this is for the now ♪
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♪ Feel the bass, man
feel the bass, man ♪
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♪ This is for the now
(Rise up) ♪
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♪ If I give you my love
and give you my truth ♪
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♪ Know that that shit's
just for you ♪
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♪ Can't know what he be
meddlin' through ♪
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♪ I'm paid now
and I got shit to lose ♪
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♪ Look at where we are,
who ♪
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♪ I did, that's for sure ♪
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♪ I kicked down the doors,
they trying not to let me in ♪
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♪ Fuck that,
I crashed the party ♪
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♪ Fuck that, I am the party ♪
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♪ Don't get me started ♪
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♪ I am
a one-woman army ♪
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♪ I am the force
that we speak of ♪
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♪ What's a wave
to a tsunami ♪
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♪ True, my drip enormous ♪
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♪ Your tap running out,
talk about awkward, yeah ♪
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♪ My thoughts
hella distorted ♪
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♪ But got my foresight,
it was moving forward ♪
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♪ This is for the now,
this is for the now ♪
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♪ This is for the now,
this is for the now ♪
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♪ Feel the bass, man
feel the bass, man ♪
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♪ This is for the now
(Rise up) ♪
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♪ Born alone, die alone,
that's how it go ♪
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♪ I'm a parent in this thing,
so I'm told ♪
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♪ Sellin' bags of rocks
and we never fold ♪
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♪ On crud, you can hear it
in my tone ♪
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♪ Watch yourself, be cool,
don't stress ♪
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♪ Get back to you when I can,
messages on read ♪
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♪ Ain't new to this shit,
I been blessed ♪
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♪ No love, you can get
the drama instead ♪
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♪ Oi, you can get
the drama instead ♪
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♪ All this smoke
to your head ♪
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♪ You can get your whole
career dead ♪
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♪ Can't get my foot
off your neck ♪
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♪ Go get a bag and invest,
let's add the interest ♪
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♪ I'm fuckboy resistant ♪
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♪ Looking like
a bulletproof vest ♪
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♪ This is for the now,
this is for the now ♪
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♪ This is for the now,
This is for the now ♪
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♪ Feel the bass, man,
Feel the bass, man ♪
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♪ This is for the now
(Rise up) ♪
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♪ Rise up ♪
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Look at you,
you sousey fuck.
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- Huh?
- Takes one to know one.
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That's the pots calling
the kettles black.
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- I know you are but what am I?
- Where's Rosie?
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She's still sleeping off
yesterday.
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She forgetting
what day it is?
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GUYS: Sundays are
for picking stones.
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And getting a wee bit banged up
.
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- I bought it, I saw it.
- Roll up your sleeves, boys.
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But first, "Wade," you forgot to
open your Friday mail.
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I open my Friday mail
on Monday.
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What if it's pressing?
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Nothing that comes by mail is
pressing, Dary.
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- What if it's ice cream?
- Wait. What did you says?
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I said "Wade" forgot to open his
Friday mail.
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That's what
I thought you saids.
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And I said, "I open my Friday
mail on Monday."
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Well, must not care about the
weekend coupons there, Wayne.
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Must be nice.
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Why don't you open your mail
now, Wade?
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- Wade?
- Wade?
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- Wade... a minute.
- 'Sup?
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- What'd you call me?
- That's your name, isn't it?
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Whoa-ho, Look! Katy's being
a smarty-pants.
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- She's being a smarts Alex.
- She better smarten up.
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That's who this letter is
addressed to.
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Oh. Looks like the Canadian
Wildlife Federation
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spelled my name wrong.
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That's one way
to get our annual donation.
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Yeah, 'cause, like...
my name's not Wade.
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(Chuckling)
Maybe it is Wade.
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Hey, fuck you, Gary.
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(Laughing)
Gary.
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Everybody knows Gary
over there.
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Yep, there's old Gary,
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just chiming in from the peanut
gallery.
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Oh, you're the biggest armchair
quarterback there ever was,
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- Sadie.
- Sadie?
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Oh, everybody knows Sadie's
the biggest backseats drivers.
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Sticks and stones,
Squirrelly Don.
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(Chortling)
Don.
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Yeah, where's Professor Tricia
now, Don?
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You wanna know what, I think
we're kind of forgetting
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that Sundays are
for picking stones.
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Yep, can't be all fun
and games, eh, Wade?
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- You wanna know what?
- Oh, here comes Gary
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with another one of his
big ideas!
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More hands makes
for less works.
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- Hey, I was gonna say that.
- It sounds like Don
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right there was mowing
everybody's lawns.
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You thinking what
I'm thinking, Gary?
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Great minds think alike, Sadie.
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I'll get the truck and we'll
round up some more hands.
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Tough task getting people
to help you pick stones.
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Like, it's essentially asking
someone to come by
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and bend over for you.
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- More hands make less work.
- But wait!
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When are you gonna
get hammered?
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I'll get hammered later.
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(Dan and Daryl laughing)
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There's old Sadie, always taking
one for the team.
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What do you think, Don?
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I thinks they don't pays me
to thinks, Sadies.
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- Wade?
- Well, like I always say,
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where there's a will,
there's a Wade.
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- Pitter patter.
- GUYS: Let's get at 'er.
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♪
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Chip and Pepper, taking five
o?
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Taking five on wheeling your
girls, buddy.
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ABC. Always be wheeling your
girls, buddy.
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Slow clap for perfunctory
effort, peasants.
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But alas, I do believe your
glory is fleeting.
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You may have beat us in Chel,
but the VidVok game is ours.
233
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- Mm-hm.
- And we beat you in FIFs.
234
00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,717
- More like queefs.
- And we'll beat you here too.
235
00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:46,029
(Spitting) Butt VidVok
may be on the rise.
236
00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:49,558
But dance VidVok will always be
the most popular.
237
00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:51,229
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
238
00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:52,697
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah!
239
00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:55,072
And once our new friend teaches
us everything she knows,
240
00:08:55,134 --> 00:08:58,404
2cock Chakur will be the hottest
dance collective on VidVok.
241
00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,411
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
242
00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:00,812
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah!
243
00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,080
And once 2cock Chakur is
the hottest dance collective
244
00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:05,982
on VidVok, I'm going to wheel
my girls back.
245
00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:08,082
(Laughing)
246
00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:10,477
What do you mean,
"Wheel them back?"
247
00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:12,586
Wheel as in "steal."
248
00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:14,052
(Laughing)
249
00:09:14,086 --> 00:09:16,886
You can't wheel them back,
idiot.
250
00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:19,063
- Wheel doesn't mean "steal."
- No?
251
00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:23,061
No, if you're wheeling 'em,
it means you're...
252
00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:24,555
taking 'em down.
253
00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:26,767
Yeah, so like, right now,
we'.
254
00:09:26,832 --> 00:09:29,172
- Oh.
- If you wanted to wheel them,
255
00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:31,601
you would first have to...
256
00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,111
- Thieve them.
- Uh, he--
257
00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:34,912
- You would have to theft them.
- Thanks, man.
258
00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:37,741
So you're saying I will have
to steal them from you
259
00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:39,677
and not wheel
them from you?
260
00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:41,712
- Yeah.
- Oh.
261
00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,747
Good. Good, good.
I'm glad we cleared that up.
262
00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:46,924
Because I am going to
steal them.
263
00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:47,953
Yeah?
264
00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,390
And then I'm going to
wheel them!
265
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,462
Well, you can dance
if you want to.
266
00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:52,794
You can leave you friends
behind!
267
00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:54,258
- Let's go, Jonesy.
- If you need us,
268
00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:56,463
we'll be hiking our shorts up
into our butt cracks,
269
00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:59,229
- making art!
- Butt art!
270
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,295
As much as I would rather
make art, not war,
271
00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:04,968
load your fucking cannons!
272
00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:08,537
♪
273
00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:10,244
How are you now?
274
00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:12,653
Yard sale Sundays.
275
00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:14,212
Not so bad.
276
00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:16,276
Well, except it's Yard Sale
Saturdays.
277
00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:18,315
Sundays are for
picking stones.
278
00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:21,554
Not when Mrs. McMurray orders
a.
279
00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:23,387
And Saturdays are for
picking stones
280
00:10:23,422 --> 00:10:24,562
and Sundays
are for decorating.
281
00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:26,060
That's Mrs. McMurphy, all right.
282
00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:27,562
That's Mrs. McMurphy
right there.
283
00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:28,833
She's gonna take spring
cleaning,
284
00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:30,504
and she's gonna fucking punt it
right to summer.
285
00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:31,963
- Huh?!
- They're hammered.
286
00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:33,898
Oh, here comes in Sadie
with an update,
287
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,403
what you got next for us?
The weather?
288
00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:38,574
- Up next, news and traffic.
- Every hours on the hours.
289
00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:40,844
- Sadie?!
- Fuckin' Sadie, all day,
290
00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:43,636
just fuckin' can't wait to tell
.
291
00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:44,736
DAN: Connies!
292
00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:48,507
ALL:
Oh, Connie McMurphy!
293
00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,281
What you gots in the box there,
Connies?
294
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,576
Fuckin', you know Connie.
295
00:10:51,617 --> 00:10:53,087
Always carrying around something
in a box.
296
00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,419
Katy, why are they
calling me Connie?
297
00:10:55,454 --> 00:10:58,264
- You mean Sadies?
- Oh, Sa.
298
00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:00,090
What have you got next for us?
You got the weather?
299
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,756
Fuckin' Sadie is a
meteorologist.
300
00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:03,334
I think I'll have what yous
are having.
301
00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:04,862
- They're hammered.
- DARYL: Here you go.
302
00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:06,470
Here's an update, Sadie, why
don't you tell us
303
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,999
about the atmospheric pressure
there?
304
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,104
Yeah, where's the geometric
satellite?
305
00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:12,096
- Ask Wade.
- Well, it's way up
306
00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:14,768
- in the meso...sphere.
- I heard prevailing winds.
307
00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:16,707
- How's visibilities?
- Loos
308
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:19,946
clouds, Sadie? Looking like
some... cumulonimbi.
309
00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,809
Mmm, six notches in the clock.
310
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:24,277
Oh, here's fucking Mrs. McMurphy
all over again.
311
00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:26,016
If it's a London Dry,
she's your guy!
312
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,222
That's what I always say.
313
00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:28,946
That's Mrs. McMurphys right
theres for you.
314
00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:30,958
She says it a lot,
she'll fucking tell you
315
00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,890
- that she says it a lot.
- That's all I know.
316
00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:35,289
Will you guys help us
pick stones?
317
00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:36,697
More hands make less work.
318
00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:38,859
Well, I'd love to help yous with
that cocksucker, Katy--
319
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,468
GUYS:
Sadie!
320
00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:41,869
- Sadie?
- Yeah. I'm Sadie.
321
00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:45,301
That's Wade, Gary, and Don.
322
00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:47,637
Yous better listen up, 'cause
we've got a little rule
323
00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:49,713
around here.
324
00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:51,482
Did you tell 'em?
325
00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:53,510
- (Mumbling)
- Oh.
326
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:58,076
Can't help people who don't know
what their names are.
327
00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,020
(Laughing) Oh, that's McMurphy
right there.
328
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,222
He'll spend half the day
telling you
329
00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:02,563
you don't know what
your name is.
330
00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:04,988
Those have been the rules,
and they are staunch.
331
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,834
We gotta sell all this shit we
pulled out of the attic,
332
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,530
basement, barn.
333
00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:13,898
- Can I go?
- No.
334
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,233
- But can I go?
- No.
335
00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,667
We won't keep you then.
Have a good one.
336
00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:19,513
ALL:
Have a good one!
337
00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:21,168
Please, Mrs. McMurphy!
338
00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:24,737
Mrs. McMurphy?
You're a day early, baby.
339
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,507
- Mondays are for role play.
- Eww!
340
00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:29,675
Sundays are for yard sales.
341
00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:33,845
GUYS: Sundays are for
picking stones!
342
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,764
What do you mean the skids
got a dance gal?
343
00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:39,689
We mean, like,
they got a girl who...
344
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,185
- Dances.
- Yeah.
345
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,897
So they got a girl who dances,
so she's like--
346
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,628
- A dance gal.
- Yeah.
347
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:47,927
Stewart said that dance VidVok
,
348
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,637
- but we said--
- We need you to be
349
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,072
- the most popular.
- Why?
350
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,713
- 'Cause we're your managers.
- Sick.
351
00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:55,209
- Sick, buddy.
- And as such,
352
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,781
we are entitled to a notable
percentage of your earnings.
353
00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,710
- What percentage?
- A notable one.
354
00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,205
Moving right along.
355
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:03,717
The skids say dance VidVok
is the most popular, we agree.
356
00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:05,919
I feel like not enough people
know about butt VidVok yet.
357
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:09,091
Yeah. See, I agree with Jonesy.
358
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:12,661
We're the first artisans
of butt art on VidVok.
359
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,055
- Artisans?
- Yeah,
360
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:15,493
like, craftsmen of butt art.
361
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:16,901
- Craftspeople.
- Yeah.
362
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:19,299
We're the first craftspeople
of butt art on VidVok.
363
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:21,131
- We're buttsmiths.
- (Chuckling)
364
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:24,397
Wow, Aly, we landed a pair
of innovators here.
365
00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:26,236
A real pair of initiators
with this butt art.
366
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:27,742
- Ground-breakers.
- Torch-bearers.
367
00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:28,913
- Pathfinders.
- Trailblazers.
368
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,941
I still think I prefer
"buttsmiths."
369
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:34,246
What did we do to land a pair
of catalysts like you?
370
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,950
(Chuckling)
371
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,751
- Well...
- You know.
372
00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:40,593
- We're wheeling you.
- (Chuckling)
373
00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:46,926
- We're wheeling you.
- Pardon?
374
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,759
We are wheeling you.
375
00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:50,334
Girls are into that kind
of thing?
376
00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:51,962
- What do you mean?
- I mean it's been
377
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:54,267
my understanding that girls
wheeling guys
378
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,270
- is considered to be a bit...
- Unladylike.
379
00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:57,472
- Improper.
- Unsuitable.
380
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,473
- Graceless.
- Yeah.
381
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:00,535
- Yeah, no.
- No?
382
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,106
- Yeah, no.
- Well, okay.
383
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:05,441
Like okay full disclosure,
ths
384
00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:06,947
that it's just about sex.
385
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,979
Yeah, that's why we used that
term in this particular--
386
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,624
- These.
- These particular cases.
387
00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:13,290
- Huh.
- Like, okay.
388
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,149
We know you think it's only
a guy thing to want
389
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,057
to have sex with someone with
zero intention
390
00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:18,792
of ever seeing them or speaking
to them again.
391
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:19,994
- BOTH: Yeah.
- Yeah, no.
392
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,185
We know that for women
to pursue just sex,
393
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,798
as guys so often do,
is considered...
394
00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:26,200
- Unwomanly.
- Unmannerly.
395
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,302
- Haughtenish.
- Indelicate.
396
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:29,544
- Yeah.
- But no.
397
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:33,138
You think only guys just want
to get laid?
398
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,872
- Yeah.
- Yeah, no.
399
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:37,477
To be clear, you are with us
for just sex
400
00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:40,979
and nothing else, right?
401
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,553
Speak freely.
402
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:44,181
(Hesitating)
Y-yes?
403
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,746
- Us too.
- Well, not just sex.
404
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,318
Oh no.
Definitely not just sex.
405
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,824
- But then...
- But then...
406
00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:53,386
Look, since we're all
speaking freely here.
407
00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:56,155
Okay, well, first,
we love your butts.
408
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,395
BIANCA: Oh, hockey players
have the best butts.
409
00:14:58,430 --> 00:14:59,400
- Mm-hm.
- Mmm.
410
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:00,571
- (Grunting)
- But--
411
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:03,099
Besides your butts,
we are just with you
412
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:04,998
so we can ride your
coattails to the top.
413
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:08,067
Yep, the very top of butt
art VidVok.
414
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:12,435
- Sick!
- Sick, buddy!
415
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:15,051
So if dance VidVok will always
be the most popular...
416
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,250
It's time to broaden
your niche.
417
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:17,782
- Absolutely
- Hundy P.
418
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:21,020
- Wheel, snipe, celly, boys.
- Dirty fucking dangles, boys.
419
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:22,423
- What's a niche?
- Yeah, I don't know
420
00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:25,564
what a niche is, but I'm all for
broadening it, though.
421
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,631
- It is something you eat, right?
- Let's dance, boys.
422
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:29,864
- Mmm.
- Mm-hm.
423
00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,525
- Mmmm.
- Mm-hmm.
424
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,365
(Clicking tongue)
425
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,940
- (Chuckling)
- (Engine revving)
426
00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:38,198
KATY:
Single file, boys!
427
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,938
There goes Sadie, ol' Captain
Rules of the Road!
428
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,884
- Who's Sadie?
- Shut up, Gary!
429
00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:46,809
- What are yous doing?
- I'm training him.
430
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,749
- Looking good, coach.
- Thanks, brother!
431
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,221
Been going stupid hard at
the gym, you probably can tell
432
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,390
- by my bod, though.
- KATY: Can confirm.
433
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,719
Yeah, the woman who owns
the gym, she says
434
00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:57,964
I'm there more than she is!
- KATY: Is that right?
435
00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,660
And she owns the gym!
436
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:01,885
I'll have this guy squatting six
plates by Thanksgiving.
437
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:04,057
KATY: Combine that with eating
less plates at Thanksgiving
438
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:05,596
and you're laughing!
439
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,971
Oh, that's classic Sadie for
you, handing out food advice.
440
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:11,501
You should be a diet
doctor-tician.
441
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:14,610
DARYL:
Yeah, go carbo load, Sadie!
442
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,080
Hey, what school d'you go to to
become a diet statistician?
443
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,010
KATY:
Sit down, Don!
444
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,409
What's with all
the Shelbyville names?
445
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,577
- Tell him, Wade.
- I'd fucking like to,
446
00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:26,185
but I've been sitting back here
for three fifths of a minute
447
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:29,091
trying to think of names that
sound like Tyson and Coach,
448
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,761
and I've come up dry
as a fart.
449
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:34,090
Tyson!
450
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,786
- Dyson!
- The vacuum?
451
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,158
KATY:
You mean the hairdryer?
452
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,096
Got one of those fancy dryers
down at the gym.
453
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:42,431
DAN:
Coach. Poach. Roach.
454
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:44,368
WAYNE:
There's just no approach.
455
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:46,206
KATY: You guys want to help us
pick stones?
456
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:47,541
More hands make less work.
457
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,876
Sorry, got another 8k
before the sun goes down.
458
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,442
KATY:
Good enough. Adios!
459
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:54,677
GUYS: Sundays are
for picking stones!
460
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:02,151
The woman who owns the gym
should be there the most,
461
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:05,557
don't you know? She said it,
I didn't say it.
462
00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:07,234
Sure.
463
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,292
But she should be.
464
00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:14,498
(Dubstep music playing)
465
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,304
- Connor.
- Stewart.
466
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:20,466
- Darien.
- Stewart.
467
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:23,836
Let's see how productive Beavis
and Butt Art have been.
468
00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:32,376
(Drums crashing)
469
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:43,399
♪
470
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:44,659
Huh.
471
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:46,866
They appear to be flexing
their butt cheeks
472
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,899
to the beat
of the music now.
473
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:54,506
(Dream pop music plays)
474
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,780
JONESY: Hey, thanks for doing
this before you head up north,
475
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:58,342
eh, Shoresy?
476
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,177
REILLY: Yeah, thanks for doing
this before you left, buddy.
477
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:02,682
SHORESY: Give your balls a tug,
tit fucker.
478
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:05,354
- They are evolving!
- (Phone smashing)
479
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:07,688
ROALD:
Stewart!
480
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,219
We're ready.
481
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:20,130
(Hip-hop music fades in)
482
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:23,639
♪ Turn the bass way up
and the lights down ♪
483
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,542
♪ Everybody be holding on
right now ♪
484
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,541
♪ Imma need you on me
like right now ♪
485
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,543
♪ Turn the bass way up
and the lights down ♪
486
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:32,875
♪ We gonna go way
when the lights down ♪
487
00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:42,921
♪
488
00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,456
♪ I got you in the vibe,
now you're feeling it ♪
489
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,625
♪ I ain't even trying
and you're into it ♪
490
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,573
♪ Yeah, I know the guy
that you're dealing with ♪
491
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,569
♪ He ain't even fly,
he ain't in the mix ♪
492
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:57,401
♪ I can tell you wanna vibe
right now ♪
493
00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,296
♪ We could really go high
right now ♪
494
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,068
♪ I can tell you wanna vibe
right now ♪
495
00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:03,676
♪ We could really go high
right now ♪
496
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:13,752
♪
497
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:28,674
♪
498
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:35,205
♪ ...Turn the bass way up ♪
499
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:36,884
♪ Turn the bass way up
and the lights down ♪
500
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:38,782
♪ Turn the bass way up
and the lights down ♪
501
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:41,280
♪ Tonight we chasing
those vibes ♪
502
00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:42,683
♪ We just living
in the moment ♪
503
00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:45,124
♪ We ain't worried
about time ♪
504
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,890
♪ Tonight we chasing
those vibes ♪
505
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:49,192
♪ We just living
in the moment ♪
506
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,291
♪ We ain't worried
about time ♪
507
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:52,823
♪ I got you in the vibe,
now you feeling it ♪
508
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,958
♪ I ain't even trying
and you're into it ♪
509
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:56,903
♪ Yeah, I know the guy that
you're dealing with ♪
510
00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:59,132
♪ He ain't even fly,
he ain't in the mix ♪
511
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,734
♪ I can tell you wanna vibe
right now ♪
512
00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:02,799
♪ We could really go high
right now ♪
513
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,744
♪ I can tell you wanna vibe
right now ♪
514
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:05,973
Who is that?
515
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,144
- JONESY/
- REILLY: Who is that?!
516
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:08,912
GIRLS:
Who is that?!
517
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:09,984
(Record scratches)
518
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:11,978
- That's Lady C.
- Roald?
519
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,010
- Stewart.
- Can't you see--
520
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,875
GIRLS:
We want you.
521
00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:17,723
- But, uh, you don't want me?
- GIRLS: No.
522
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:19,149
- JONESY/
- REILLY: You don't want us?
523
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:21,594
- Fuck no.
- But she is with us.
524
00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:23,023
What does that mean exactly?
525
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,885
It means if you want her,
you have to go through me.
526
00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:27,164
Yeah, no.
527
00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:28,492
What's the first rule
of business?
528
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:29,997
Location, location,
location.
529
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,828
No, no, no. That's real estate,
buddy. So stupid.
530
00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:35,104
It's deny, deny, deny.
531
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,367
- That's law.
- Oh, uh, ABC.
532
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,342
Always be finishing deals.
533
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,911
It's always skip
the middle man.
534
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:44,540
- So, Stewart.
- Bianca-donk.
535
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,006
- Stewart.
- Alycat.
536
00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:48,705
You're a man, right?
537
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:52,016
Yes...
538
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,620
And you're in the middle?
539
00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:56,193
Yes.
540
00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:57,861
- Skip.
- Skip.
541
00:20:57,889 --> 00:20:58,959
Fuck.
542
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:02,586
And we're done
wheeling you now.
543
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:05,358
- You don't want my butt?
- You don't want my butt art?
544
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:07,467
BOTH: Yeah, no.
545
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:14,943
Well, hockey, neither of us
got the girls.
546
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:17,043
What girls?
547
00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:19,805
Alycat and Bianca-donk.
548
00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:23,118
Right. I almost forgot
about them.
549
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:24,648
- Excuse me?
- What?
550
00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:26,046
Explain.
551
00:21:27,719 --> 00:21:31,419
Oh, okay, okay, so you know
how we smash, like...
552
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:34,626
- like, a ton of broads?
- Okay.
553
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,500
Letterkenny being a small town
and everything, well,
554
00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:39,061
we've been kind of running out
of broads to smash.
555
00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:40,567
Okay.
556
00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:42,629
But then Alycat and
Badonk-a-donk
557
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:46,568
got us doing butt videos
on VidVok.
558
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:50,935
And boys, it is a whole new
world of DMs.
559
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,746
Might be the most active
DMing we've ever done.
560
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:56,619
There's broads pole dancing
on there, boys.
561
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:59,988
Do you... do you realize
what that means?
562
00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:03,758
- No.
- DMing pole dancers.
563
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,919
What's the first rule
of VidVok, boys?
564
00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:07,627
Uh, I...I don't know.
565
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:11,929
ABC.
Always be DMing broads.
566
00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:12,963
Nice.
567
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,440
This Sunday
was for nothing!
568
00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:20,108
- WAYNE/KATY/DAN/
- DARYL: Sunda.
569
00:22:20,138 --> 00:22:21,868
- Lowry.
- Johnsy.
570
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:25,280
DAN: Rolands. Saddles up, more
hands makes for less works.
571
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:27,850
- Eww...
- Come on, Stalwart.
572
00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:29,149
Stalwart?
573
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,621
That's actually a rare
compliment.
574
00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:32,349
It's actually a pretty good
time, we'll get hammered.
575
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:33,724
- You get hammered?
- Well, yeah,
576
00:22:33,785 --> 00:22:35,345
no one's operating a fuckin'
motor vehicle.
577
00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:37,457
Fuckin' heavy machinery.
578
00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:38,789
What's your fuckin'
name again?
579
00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:41,394
- Oh, he's Reilly.
- And he's Jonesy.
580
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,060
BOTH:
And we'll get hammered.
581
00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:44,398
Well, saddle up, boys.
582
00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:46,003
Saddle up!
583
00:22:47,132 --> 00:22:50,242
KATY: Come on, skids.
Train's leaving the station.
584
00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:52,972
- You got any rips?
- Stewart.
585
00:22:53,004 --> 00:22:56,214
Connor, Darien.
586
00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:59,641
Take care of the bikes.
587
00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:01,808
♪ When I've got a drink
in my hand ♪
588
00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:04,917
♪ You know it's gonna be
a long night... ♪
589
00:23:04,983 --> 00:23:09,723
(Garage rock vocals continue
indistinctly)
590
00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:20,165
♪
591
00:23:20,198 --> 00:23:22,428
♪ Why does he hate you so? ♪
592
00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:25,841
♪ He's just a problem child ♪
593
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,711
♪ Why does he hate me so? ♪
594
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:31,339
♪ He's just a problem child ♪
595
00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:32,736
♪ Ooh ♪
596
00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:35,752
♪ Ooh ♪
597
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:38,548
♪ Ooh ♪
598
00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:43,557
(Urine hitting ground)
599
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:46,358
SHORESY: Let's get some
fuckin' sushi maki!
600
00:23:46,391 --> 00:23:47,291
(Garage rock vocals continue)
601
00:23:53,031 --> 00:24:03,041
♪
602
00:24:07,712 --> 00:24:10,382
♪ Why does he hate you so? ♪
603
00:24:10,415 --> 00:24:12,245
♪ He's just a problem child ♪
604
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,154
♪ Why does he hate me so? ♪
605
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:18,890
♪ He's just a problem child ♪
606
00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:20,834
♪ Ooh ♪
607
00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:22,827
♪ Ooh ♪
608
00:24:24,262 --> 00:24:25,802
♪ Ooh ♪
609
00:24:25,852 --> 00:24:30,402
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