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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,242 --> 00:00:12,652 Your pal was doing some fundraising the other day. 2 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:16,479 (bottles clanking) 3 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:23,755 (clanking) 4 00:00:23,790 --> 00:00:26,090 Here we go now, Alexander. 5 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:27,926 Why can't you hear a dinosaur pee? 6 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:29,601 - Why? - 'Cause they're extinct. 7 00:00:29,629 --> 00:00:31,769 - How are you now? - My brother and his sweetie 8 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:34,098 are getting married, they've asked me to be their best man. 9 00:00:34,134 --> 00:00:35,644 TOGETHER: Congratulations! 10 00:00:35,668 --> 00:00:38,298 Means I'm also in charge of planning the buck and doe. 11 00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:40,438 We're smack dab in the middle of buck and doe season. 12 00:00:40,473 --> 00:00:42,343 Better get on renting the Ag H. 13 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:44,305 - Ah, she's all booked up. - Try the Legion? 14 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:46,284 - She's all booked up. - Parkview Gardens? 15 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:48,452 - She's all booked up. - Could rent the arena floor 16 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:49,951 depending on how big the buck and doe is. 17 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:51,523 Ah, she'll be teensy. 18 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,291 My brother's always been a bit of a grump. 19 00:00:53,319 --> 00:00:55,389 - And his sweetie's a twat. - Can't win 'em all. 20 00:00:55,455 --> 00:00:57,785 - So what's the plan? - Well, listen here, buckaroo. 21 00:00:57,824 --> 00:01:00,964 What we did is we booked out D. 22 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:03,304 - Hey, lady Di! - You got 'er, Pontiac. 23 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:05,469 There'll also be a raffle draw and a silent auction. 24 00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:08,468 - How much are the tickets? - $25 for the steak dinner. 25 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:10,901 $25 is a bit steep for a steak dinner, but I guess 26 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:12,410 you wants to supports the newlyweds. 27 00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:15,042 You'll have your choice of pop, water, or tomato juice 28 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,805 - with the steak dinner. - No beer? 29 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:19,413 Alcohol's not included in the price of the steak dinner. 30 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:21,979 Beer, wine, and spirits may be purchased at the bar 31 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:23,745 if you're looking to bend an elbow. 32 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:25,317 Well, that's a grumpy twat move. 33 00:01:25,351 --> 00:01:27,651 - Please tip the barmaid. - Comes with fries? 34 00:01:27,687 --> 00:01:30,157 You'll have your choice of fries or mashed potatoes 35 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:32,660 with the steak dinner, as well as a seasonal vegetable. 36 00:01:32,692 --> 00:01:35,202 - Green beans? - Think it. 37 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:36,498 You'd think for 25 bucks, 38 00:01:36,529 --> 00:01:38,229 you'd get some fucking coleslaws with that. 39 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:40,334 You show me a striploin with fries and green beans, 40 00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:42,666 I'll say, "Hey, now that's a steak dinner." 41 00:01:42,702 --> 00:01:45,212 You'd thinks it'd be a filets mignons for 25 bucks. 42 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:47,238 There's always a good portion of fries at Lady Di's. 43 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:49,513 Yeah, wash her down with a cold glass of water. 44 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:51,512 - Is there dessert? - You get a bowl 45 00:01:51,544 --> 00:01:53,514 of strawberries and whipped cream with the steak dinner, 46 00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:55,276 as strawberries are also in season. 47 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:56,918 It's just 'cause lots of people like ice cream 48 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,850 - with their strawberries. - Well, you're in luck, Chuck. 49 00:01:58,885 --> 00:02:01,955 Diana Sweets carries Chapman's i. 50 00:02:02,021 --> 00:02:03,391 Oh. 51 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:05,533 Which may be purchased at the bar for $1.50. 52 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:07,428 Jeez, you'd think it'd be Breyers from out in Simcoe's 53 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,300 - for a buck fifties. - I'd have the Chapman. 54 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:11,462 Yeah, but you'd think it'd be Breyers for a buck fifties. 55 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:13,231 What are yous raffling off? 56 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:15,266 Ah, you get one raffle ticket with the steak dinner, 57 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:17,241 and the lucky winner gets a weekend of camping 58 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:19,470 in Sauble Beach, and I'll wash your truck for you. 59 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,979 - Sauble Falls or White Sands? - Winding River. 60 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:24,311 Jeez, you'd think you'd get Sauble Falls for 25 bucks. 61 00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:26,377 Is it possible to enter the raffle and attend 62 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:28,052 the silent auction without buying the steak dinner? 63 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,551 Ah, now I've been hearing some talk around town 64 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:32,653 that you've gotta buy the steak dinner in order 65 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:35,219 to join the raffle or attend the silent auction. 66 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,315 - That's a GD lie. - That's good, 67 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:39,390 'cause you should be ables to drives up the raffles 68 00:02:39,425 --> 00:02:41,655 and the silent auctions without buying the steaks dinners. 69 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:43,628 Yes, but we'd love it if you joined the bride and groom 70 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:45,503 - for the steak dinner. - How're your numbers? 71 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:47,925 Remember I said he's a grump and she's a twat? 72 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:49,567 - Yeah. - The numbers reflect that. 73 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:51,572 - Can't win 'em all. - Numbers are piddly, 74 00:02:51,604 --> 00:02:53,514 so please tell every Tom, Dick, and Harry you know. 75 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:56,013 Might be on account of a $25 fucking steak dinner. 76 00:02:56,075 --> 00:02:57,775 Now if you buy a pair of steak dinners, 77 00:02:57,810 --> 00:03:00,750 we'll knock five dollars off the second steak dinner. 78 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:02,080 Hey, now! Ho, now. 79 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:03,745 What if you get three steak dinners? 80 00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:06,793 The price of the first and third steak dinner stays the same, 81 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:09,319 but you get five dollars off that middle guy. 82 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:11,085 All right, you buy the one steak dinner, 83 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:13,264 you get five dollars off the next steak dinner. 84 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:16,603 Now I'm not trying to bamboozle, just a bit of ballyhoo 85 00:03:16,629 --> 00:03:18,669 to steer folks towards buying the pair of steak dinners 86 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,268 instead of just the one steak dinner. 87 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:21,870 - Strategies. - Incentives. 88 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:23,095 - Synergy. - Up-sales. 89 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:24,696 - Marketing. - Infrastructure. 90 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:27,041 So hey, who wants to join a grump and a twat 91 00:03:27,106 --> 00:03:29,376 for a steak dinner, huh? 92 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:30,612 What do you want to do, one, two, or three? 93 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:32,613 - Um... just two. - Just two? 94 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:34,205 - Yeah. Okay. - We'll do two. 95 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:37,880 Yup, you'd have the pair of steak dinners. 96 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:38,081 ♪ 97 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:45,588 ("Might Bang, Might Not" by Little Simz) 98 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:46,932 f I give you my time ♪ and give you my space ♪ 99 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:50,095 ♪ Know that that shit's not to waste, yo ♪ 100 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,503 ♪ Still better know your place, yo ♪ 101 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:53,171 ♪ I ain't slept good in days, yo ♪ 102 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:54,769 ♪ On job running up peso ♪ 103 00:03:54,834 --> 00:03:56,574 ♪ We smoke too, why don't you say so? ♪ 104 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:58,273 ♪ I'm back on my bullshit ♪ 105 00:03:58,338 --> 00:03:59,838 ♪ You ain't seen no one like me since ♪ 106 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:01,672 ♪ Lauryn Hill back in the '90s, bitch ♪ 107 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,338 ♪ Feeling myself, yeah I might be, bitch ♪ 108 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:04,836 ♪ Got an old soul and you know that ♪ 109 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:06,677 ♪ Bet the olders make way for the '90s kid ♪ 110 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:08,453 ♪ Please don't kill my high ♪ 111 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:10,354 ♪ I been work non-stop never tired, no ♪ 112 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:11,853 ♪ That girl is on fire, you know ♪ 113 00:04:11,884 --> 00:04:13,524 ♪ Always stay bringing them vibes, you know ♪ 114 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:15,963 ♪ This is for the now ♪ 115 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:17,522 ♪ This is for the now ♪ 116 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:20,627 ♪ This is for the now, this is for the now ♪ 117 00:04:20,693 --> 00:04:24,433 ♪ Feel the bass, man feel the bass, man ♪ 118 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:26,904 ♪ This is for the now (Rise up) ♪ 119 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,803 ♪ If I give you my love and give you my truth ♪ 120 00:04:28,868 --> 00:04:30,568 ♪ Know that that shit's just for you ♪ 121 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,213 ♪ Can't know what he be meddlin' through ♪ 122 00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:33,868 ♪ I'm paid now and I got shit to lose ♪ 123 00:04:33,906 --> 00:04:35,136 ♪ Look at where we are, who ♪ 124 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,878 ♪ I did, that's for sure ♪ 125 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:39,379 ♪ I kicked down the doors, they trying not to let me in ♪ 126 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:40,982 ♪ Fuck that, I crashed the party ♪ 127 00:04:41,047 --> 00:04:42,277 ♪ Fuck that, I am the party ♪ 128 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:43,475 ♪ Don't get me started ♪ 129 00:04:43,549 --> 00:04:44,819 ♪ I am a one-woman army ♪ 130 00:04:44,884 --> 00:04:46,624 ♪ I am the force that we speak of ♪ 131 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:48,393 ♪ What's a wave to a tsunami ♪ 132 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:49,891 ♪ True, my drip enormous ♪ 133 00:04:49,922 --> 00:04:51,792 ♪ Your tap running out, talk about awkward, yeah ♪ 134 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:53,234 ♪ My thoughts hella distorted ♪ 135 00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:54,829 ♪ But got my foresight, it was moving forward ♪ 136 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:58,674 ♪ This is for the now, this is for the now ♪ 137 00:04:58,731 --> 00:05:01,971 ♪ This is for the now, this is for the now ♪ 138 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:05,511 ♪ Feel the bass, man feel the bass, man ♪ 139 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:08,841 ♪ This is for the now (Rise up) ♪ 140 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:10,478 ♪ Born alone, die alone, that's how it go ♪ 141 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:12,310 ♪ I'm a parent in this thing, so I'm told ♪ 142 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:13,675 ♪ Sellin' bags of rocks and we never fold ♪ 143 00:05:13,746 --> 00:05:15,746 ♪ On crud, you can hear it in my tone ♪ 144 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,122 ♪ Watch yourself, be cool, don't stress ♪ 145 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,920 ♪ Get back to you when I can, messages on read ♪ 146 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:20,691 ♪ Ain't new to this shit, I been blessed ♪ 147 00:05:20,753 --> 00:05:22,323 ♪ No love, you can get the drama instead ♪ 148 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:24,585 ♪ Oi, you can get the drama instead ♪ 149 00:05:24,624 --> 00:05:25,934 ♪ All this smoke to your head ♪ 150 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:27,758 ♪ You can get your whole career dead ♪ 151 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:29,604 ♪ Can't get my foot off your neck ♪ 152 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:32,969 ♪ Go get a bag and invest, let's add the interest ♪ 153 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,699 ♪ I'm fuckboy resistant ♪ 154 00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:35,997 ♪ Looking like a bulletproof vest ♪ 155 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:39,665 ♪ This is for the now, this is for the now ♪ 156 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:43,276 ♪ This is for the now, This is for the now ♪ 157 00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:46,549 ♪ Feel the bass, man, Feel the bass, man ♪ 158 00:05:46,612 --> 00:05:48,382 ♪ This is for the now (Rise up) ♪ 159 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:49,948 ♪ Rise up ♪ 160 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:56,617 Look at you, you sousey fuck. 161 00:05:56,656 --> 00:05:58,286 - Huh? - Takes one to know one. 162 00:05:58,324 --> 00:05:59,794 That's the pots calling the kettles black. 163 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:01,726 - I know you are but what am I? - Where's Rosie? 164 00:06:01,794 --> 00:06:03,404 She's still sleeping off yesterday. 165 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:04,533 She forgetting what day it is? 166 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:06,804 GUYS: Sundays are for picking stones. 167 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:09,703 And getting a wee bit banged up . 168 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:12,636 - I bought it, I saw it. - Roll up your sleeves, boys. 169 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:16,742 But first, "Wade," you forgot to open your Friday mail. 170 00:06:16,809 --> 00:06:18,479 I open my Friday mail on Monday. 171 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:19,751 What if it's pressing? 172 00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:21,552 Nothing that comes by mail is pressing, Dary. 173 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:24,821 - What if it's ice cream? - Wait. What did you says? 174 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:28,151 I said "Wade" forgot to open his Friday mail. 175 00:06:28,187 --> 00:06:29,417 That's what I thought you saids. 176 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:31,719 And I said, "I open my Friday mail on Monday." 177 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:34,188 Well, must not care about the weekend coupons there, Wayne. 178 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,327 Must be nice. 179 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:36,901 Why don't you open your mail now, Wade? 180 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:38,199 - Wade? - Wade? 181 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,901 - Wade... a minute. - 'Sup? 182 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:41,832 - What'd you call me? - That's your name, isn't it? 183 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:44,038 Whoa-ho, Look! Katy's being a smarty-pants. 184 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,770 - She's being a smarts Alex. - She better smarten up. 185 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:49,539 That's who this letter is addressed to. 186 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:57,123 Oh. Looks like the Canadian Wildlife Federation 187 00:06:57,183 --> 00:06:58,793 spelled my name wrong. 188 00:06:58,851 --> 00:07:00,591 That's one way to get our annual donation. 189 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:03,760 Yeah, 'cause, like... my name's not Wade. 190 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:06,260 (Chuckling) Maybe it is Wade. 191 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:07,632 Hey, fuck you, Gary. 192 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:09,203 (Laughing) Gary. 193 00:07:09,228 --> 00:07:10,458 Everybody knows Gary over there. 194 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:11,960 Yep, there's old Gary, 195 00:07:12,031 --> 00:07:13,531 just chiming in from the peanut gallery. 196 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:16,066 Oh, you're the biggest armchair quarterback there ever was, 197 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,602 - Sadie. - Sadie? 198 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:19,867 Oh, everybody knows Sadie's the biggest backseats drivers. 199 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:21,966 Sticks and stones, Squirrelly Don. 200 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:23,311 (Chortling) Don. 201 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:25,776 Yeah, where's Professor Tricia now, Don? 202 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:28,582 You wanna know what, I think we're kind of forgetting 203 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,384 that Sundays are for picking stones. 204 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:32,716 Yep, can't be all fun and games, eh, Wade? 205 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:34,722 - You wanna know what? - Oh, here comes Gary 206 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:36,264 with another one of his big ideas! 207 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,759 More hands makes for less works. 208 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:40,890 - Hey, I was gonna say that. - It sounds like Don 209 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:42,597 right there was mowing everybody's lawns. 210 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:44,798 You thinking what I'm thinking, Gary? 211 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:46,271 Great minds think alike, Sadie. 212 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,899 I'll get the truck and we'll round up some more hands. 213 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:49,904 Tough task getting people to help you pick stones. 214 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:52,406 Like, it's essentially asking someone to come by 215 00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:53,668 and bend over for you. 216 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:55,609 - More hands make less work. - But wait! 217 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,241 When are you gonna get hammered? 218 00:07:57,276 --> 00:08:00,006 I'll get hammered later. 219 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:01,749 (Dan and Daryl laughing) 220 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:04,281 There's old Sadie, always taking one for the team. 221 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,587 What do you think, Don? 222 00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:07,518 I thinks they don't pays me to thinks, Sadies. 223 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:09,787 - Wade? - Well, like I always say, 224 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:11,762 where there's a will, there's a Wade. 225 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:14,691 - Pitter patter. - GUYS: Let's get at 'er. 226 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:17,860 ♪ 227 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:21,930 Chip and Pepper, taking five o? 228 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:23,938 Taking five on wheeling your girls, buddy. 229 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:27,110 ABC. Always be wheeling your girls, buddy. 230 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:32,706 Slow clap for perfunctory effort, peasants. 231 00:08:32,778 --> 00:08:35,778 But alas, I do believe your glory is fleeting. 232 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:39,515 You may have beat us in Chel, but the VidVok game is ours. 233 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:41,652 - Mm-hm. - And we beat you in FIFs. 234 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,717 - More like queefs. - And we'll beat you here too. 235 00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:46,029 (Spitting) Butt VidVok may be on the rise. 236 00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:49,558 But dance VidVok will always be the most popular. 237 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:51,229 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 238 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:52,697 - Oh yeah? - Yeah! 239 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:55,072 And once our new friend teaches us everything she knows, 240 00:08:55,134 --> 00:08:58,404 2cock Chakur will be the hottest dance collective on VidVok. 241 00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,411 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 242 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:00,812 - Oh yeah? - Yeah! 243 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,080 And once 2cock Chakur is the hottest dance collective 244 00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:05,982 on VidVok, I'm going to wheel my girls back. 245 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:08,082 (Laughing) 246 00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:10,477 What do you mean, "Wheel them back?" 247 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:12,586 Wheel as in "steal." 248 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:14,052 (Laughing) 249 00:09:14,086 --> 00:09:16,886 You can't wheel them back, idiot. 250 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:19,063 - Wheel doesn't mean "steal." - No? 251 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:23,061 No, if you're wheeling 'em, it means you're... 252 00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:24,555 taking 'em down. 253 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:26,767 Yeah, so like, right now, we'. 254 00:09:26,832 --> 00:09:29,172 - Oh. - If you wanted to wheel them, 255 00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:31,601 you would first have to... 256 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,111 - Thieve them. - Uh, he-- 257 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:34,912 - You would have to theft them. - Thanks, man. 258 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:37,741 So you're saying I will have to steal them from you 259 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:39,677 and not wheel them from you? 260 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:41,712 - Yeah. - Oh. 261 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,747 Good. Good, good. I'm glad we cleared that up. 262 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:46,924 Because I am going to steal them. 263 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:47,953 Yeah? 264 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,390 And then I'm going to wheel them! 265 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,462 Well, you can dance if you want to. 266 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:52,794 You can leave you friends behind! 267 00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:54,258 - Let's go, Jonesy. - If you need us, 268 00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:56,463 we'll be hiking our shorts up into our butt cracks, 269 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:59,229 - making art! - Butt art! 270 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,295 As much as I would rather make art, not war, 271 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:04,968 load your fucking cannons! 272 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:08,537 ♪ 273 00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:10,244 How are you now? 274 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:12,653 Yard sale Sundays. 275 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:14,212 Not so bad. 276 00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:16,276 Well, except it's Yard Sale Saturdays. 277 00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:18,315 Sundays are for picking stones. 278 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:21,554 Not when Mrs. McMurray orders a. 279 00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:23,387 And Saturdays are for picking stones 280 00:10:23,422 --> 00:10:24,562 and Sundays are for decorating. 281 00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:26,060 That's Mrs. McMurphy, all right. 282 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:27,562 That's Mrs. McMurphy right there. 283 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:28,833 She's gonna take spring cleaning, 284 00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:30,504 and she's gonna fucking punt it right to summer. 285 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:31,963 - Huh?! - They're hammered. 286 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:33,898 Oh, here comes in Sadie with an update, 287 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,403 what you got next for us? The weather? 288 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:38,574 - Up next, news and traffic. - Every hours on the hours. 289 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:40,844 - Sadie?! - Fuckin' Sadie, all day, 290 00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:43,636 just fuckin' can't wait to tell . 291 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:44,736 DAN: Connies! 292 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:48,507 ALL: Oh, Connie McMurphy! 293 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,281 What you gots in the box there, Connies? 294 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,576 Fuckin', you know Connie. 295 00:10:51,617 --> 00:10:53,087 Always carrying around something in a box. 296 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,419 Katy, why are they calling me Connie? 297 00:10:55,454 --> 00:10:58,264 - You mean Sadies? - Oh, Sa. 298 00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:00,090 What have you got next for us? You got the weather? 299 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,756 Fuckin' Sadie is a meteorologist. 300 00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:03,334 I think I'll have what yous are having. 301 00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:04,862 - They're hammered. - DARYL: Here you go. 302 00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:06,470 Here's an update, Sadie, why don't you tell us 303 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,999 about the atmospheric pressure there? 304 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,104 Yeah, where's the geometric satellite? 305 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:12,096 - Ask Wade. - Well, it's way up 306 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:14,768 - in the meso...sphere. - I heard prevailing winds. 307 00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:16,707 - How's visibilities? - Loos 308 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:19,946 clouds, Sadie? Looking like some... cumulonimbi. 309 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,809 Mmm, six notches in the clock. 310 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:24,277 Oh, here's fucking Mrs. McMurphy all over again. 311 00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:26,016 If it's a London Dry, she's your guy! 312 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,222 That's what I always say. 313 00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:28,946 That's Mrs. McMurphys right theres for you. 314 00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:30,958 She says it a lot, she'll fucking tell you 315 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,890 - that she says it a lot. - That's all I know. 316 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:35,289 Will you guys help us pick stones? 317 00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:36,697 More hands make less work. 318 00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:38,859 Well, I'd love to help yous with that cocksucker, Katy-- 319 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,468 GUYS: Sadie! 320 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:41,869 - Sadie? - Yeah. I'm Sadie. 321 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:45,301 That's Wade, Gary, and Don. 322 00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:47,637 Yous better listen up, 'cause we've got a little rule 323 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:49,713 around here. 324 00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:51,482 Did you tell 'em? 325 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:53,510 - (Mumbling) - Oh. 326 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:58,076 Can't help people who don't know what their names are. 327 00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,020 (Laughing) Oh, that's McMurphy right there. 328 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,222 He'll spend half the day telling you 329 00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:02,563 you don't know what your name is. 330 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:04,988 Those have been the rules, and they are staunch. 331 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,834 We gotta sell all this shit we pulled out of the attic, 332 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,530 basement, barn. 333 00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:13,898 - Can I go? - No. 334 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,233 - But can I go? - No. 335 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,667 We won't keep you then. Have a good one. 336 00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:19,513 ALL: Have a good one! 337 00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:21,168 Please, Mrs. McMurphy! 338 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:24,737 Mrs. McMurphy? You're a day early, baby. 339 00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,507 - Mondays are for role play. - Eww! 340 00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:29,675 Sundays are for yard sales. 341 00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:33,845 GUYS: Sundays are for picking stones! 342 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,764 What do you mean the skids got a dance gal? 343 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:39,689 We mean, like, they got a girl who... 344 00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,185 - Dances. - Yeah. 345 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,897 So they got a girl who dances, so she's like-- 346 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,628 - A dance gal. - Yeah. 347 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:47,927 Stewart said that dance VidVok , 348 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,637 - but we said-- - We need you to be 349 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,072 - the most popular. - Why? 350 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,713 - 'Cause we're your managers. - Sick. 351 00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:55,209 - Sick, buddy. - And as such, 352 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,781 we are entitled to a notable percentage of your earnings. 353 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,710 - What percentage? - A notable one. 354 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,205 Moving right along. 355 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:03,717 The skids say dance VidVok is the most popular, we agree. 356 00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:05,919 I feel like not enough people know about butt VidVok yet. 357 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:09,091 Yeah. See, I agree with Jonesy. 358 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:12,661 We're the first artisans of butt art on VidVok. 359 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,055 - Artisans? - Yeah, 360 00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:15,493 like, craftsmen of butt art. 361 00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:16,901 - Craftspeople. - Yeah. 362 00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:19,299 We're the first craftspeople of butt art on VidVok. 363 00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:21,131 - We're buttsmiths. - (Chuckling) 364 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:24,397 Wow, Aly, we landed a pair of innovators here. 365 00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:26,236 A real pair of initiators with this butt art. 366 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:27,742 - Ground-breakers. - Torch-bearers. 367 00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:28,913 - Pathfinders. - Trailblazers. 368 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,941 I still think I prefer "buttsmiths." 369 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:34,246 What did we do to land a pair of catalysts like you? 370 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,950 (Chuckling) 371 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,751 - Well... - You know. 372 00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:40,593 - We're wheeling you. - (Chuckling) 373 00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:46,926 - We're wheeling you. - Pardon? 374 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,759 We are wheeling you. 375 00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:50,334 Girls are into that kind of thing? 376 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:51,962 - What do you mean? - I mean it's been 377 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:54,267 my understanding that girls wheeling guys 378 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,270 - is considered to be a bit... - Unladylike. 379 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:57,472 - Improper. - Unsuitable. 380 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,473 - Graceless. - Yeah. 381 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:00,535 - Yeah, no. - No? 382 00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,106 - Yeah, no. - Well, okay. 383 00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:05,441 Like okay full disclosure, ths 384 00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:06,947 that it's just about sex. 385 00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,979 Yeah, that's why we used that term in this particular-- 386 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,624 - These. - These particular cases. 387 00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:13,290 - Huh. - Like, okay. 388 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,149 We know you think it's only a guy thing to want 389 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,057 to have sex with someone with zero intention 390 00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:18,792 of ever seeing them or speaking to them again. 391 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:19,994 - BOTH: Yeah. - Yeah, no. 392 00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,185 We know that for women to pursue just sex, 393 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,798 as guys so often do, is considered... 394 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:26,200 - Unwomanly. - Unmannerly. 395 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,302 - Haughtenish. - Indelicate. 396 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:29,544 - Yeah. - But no. 397 00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:33,138 You think only guys just want to get laid? 398 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,872 - Yeah. - Yeah, no. 399 00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:37,477 To be clear, you are with us for just sex 400 00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:40,979 and nothing else, right? 401 00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,553 Speak freely. 402 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:44,181 (Hesitating) Y-yes? 403 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,746 - Us too. - Well, not just sex. 404 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,318 Oh no. Definitely not just sex. 405 00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,824 - But then... - But then... 406 00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:53,386 Look, since we're all speaking freely here. 407 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:56,155 Okay, well, first, we love your butts. 408 00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,395 BIANCA: Oh, hockey players have the best butts. 409 00:14:58,430 --> 00:14:59,400 - Mm-hm. - Mmm. 410 00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:00,571 - (Grunting) - But-- 411 00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:03,099 Besides your butts, we are just with you 412 00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:04,998 so we can ride your coattails to the top. 413 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:08,067 Yep, the very top of butt art VidVok. 414 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:12,435 - Sick! - Sick, buddy! 415 00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:15,051 So if dance VidVok will always be the most popular... 416 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,250 It's time to broaden your niche. 417 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:17,782 - Absolutely - Hundy P. 418 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:21,020 - Wheel, snipe, celly, boys. - Dirty fucking dangles, boys. 419 00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:22,423 - What's a niche? - Yeah, I don't know 420 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:25,564 what a niche is, but I'm all for broadening it, though. 421 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,631 - It is something you eat, right? - Let's dance, boys. 422 00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:29,864 - Mmm. - Mm-hm. 423 00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,525 - Mmmm. - Mm-hmm. 424 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,365 (Clicking tongue) 425 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,940 - (Chuckling) - (Engine revving) 426 00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:38,198 KATY: Single file, boys! 427 00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,938 There goes Sadie, ol' Captain Rules of the Road! 428 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,884 - Who's Sadie? - Shut up, Gary! 429 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:46,809 - What are yous doing? - I'm training him. 430 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,749 - Looking good, coach. - Thanks, brother! 431 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,221 Been going stupid hard at the gym, you probably can tell 432 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,390 - by my bod, though. - KATY: Can confirm. 433 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,719 Yeah, the woman who owns the gym, she says 434 00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:57,964 I'm there more than she is! - KATY: Is that right? 435 00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,660 And she owns the gym! 436 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:01,885 I'll have this guy squatting six plates by Thanksgiving. 437 00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:04,057 KATY: Combine that with eating less plates at Thanksgiving 438 00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:05,596 and you're laughing! 439 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,971 Oh, that's classic Sadie for you, handing out food advice. 440 00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:11,501 You should be a diet doctor-tician. 441 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:14,610 DARYL: Yeah, go carbo load, Sadie! 442 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,080 Hey, what school d'you go to to become a diet statistician? 443 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,010 KATY: Sit down, Don! 444 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,409 What's with all the Shelbyville names? 445 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,577 - Tell him, Wade. - I'd fucking like to, 446 00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:26,185 but I've been sitting back here for three fifths of a minute 447 00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:29,091 trying to think of names that sound like Tyson and Coach, 448 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,761 and I've come up dry as a fart. 449 00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:34,090 Tyson! 450 00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,786 - Dyson! - The vacuum? 451 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,158 KATY: You mean the hairdryer? 452 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,096 Got one of those fancy dryers down at the gym. 453 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:42,431 DAN: Coach. Poach. Roach. 454 00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:44,368 WAYNE: There's just no approach. 455 00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:46,206 KATY: You guys want to help us pick stones? 456 00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:47,541 More hands make less work. 457 00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,876 Sorry, got another 8k before the sun goes down. 458 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,442 KATY: Good enough. Adios! 459 00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:54,677 GUYS: Sundays are for picking stones! 460 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:02,151 The woman who owns the gym should be there the most, 461 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:05,557 don't you know? She said it, I didn't say it. 462 00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:07,234 Sure. 463 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,292 But she should be. 464 00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:14,498 (Dubstep music playing) 465 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,304 - Connor. - Stewart. 466 00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:20,466 - Darien. - Stewart. 467 00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:23,836 Let's see how productive Beavis and Butt Art have been. 468 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:32,376 (Drums crashing) 469 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:43,399 ♪ 470 00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:44,659 Huh. 471 00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:46,866 They appear to be flexing their butt cheeks 472 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,899 to the beat of the music now. 473 00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:54,506 (Dream pop music plays) 474 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,780 JONESY: Hey, thanks for doing this before you head up north, 475 00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:58,342 eh, Shoresy? 476 00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,177 REILLY: Yeah, thanks for doing this before you left, buddy. 477 00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:02,682 SHORESY: Give your balls a tug, tit fucker. 478 00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:05,354 - They are evolving! - (Phone smashing) 479 00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:07,688 ROALD: Stewart! 480 00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,219 We're ready. 481 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:20,130 (Hip-hop music fades in) 482 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:23,639 ♪ Turn the bass way up and the lights down ♪ 483 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,542 ♪ Everybody be holding on right now ♪ 484 00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,541 ♪ Imma need you on me like right now ♪ 485 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,543 ♪ Turn the bass way up and the lights down ♪ 486 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:32,875 ♪ We gonna go way when the lights down ♪ 487 00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:42,921 ♪ 488 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,456 ♪ I got you in the vibe, now you're feeling it ♪ 489 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,625 ♪ I ain't even trying and you're into it ♪ 490 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,573 ♪ Yeah, I know the guy that you're dealing with ♪ 491 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,569 ♪ He ain't even fly, he ain't in the mix ♪ 492 00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:57,401 ♪ I can tell you wanna vibe right now ♪ 493 00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,296 ♪ We could really go high right now ♪ 494 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,068 ♪ I can tell you wanna vibe right now ♪ 495 00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:03,676 ♪ We could really go high right now ♪ 496 00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:13,752 ♪ 497 00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:28,674 ♪ 498 00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:35,205 ♪ ...Turn the bass way up ♪ 499 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:36,884 ♪ Turn the bass way up and the lights down ♪ 500 00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:38,782 ♪ Turn the bass way up and the lights down ♪ 501 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:41,280 ♪ Tonight we chasing those vibes ♪ 502 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:42,683 ♪ We just living in the moment ♪ 503 00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:45,124 ♪ We ain't worried about time ♪ 504 00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,890 ♪ Tonight we chasing those vibes ♪ 505 00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:49,192 ♪ We just living in the moment ♪ 506 00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,291 ♪ We ain't worried about time ♪ 507 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:52,823 ♪ I got you in the vibe, now you feeling it ♪ 508 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,958 ♪ I ain't even trying and you're into it ♪ 509 00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:56,903 ♪ Yeah, I know the guy that you're dealing with ♪ 510 00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:59,132 ♪ He ain't even fly, he ain't in the mix ♪ 511 00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,734 ♪ I can tell you wanna vibe right now ♪ 512 00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:02,799 ♪ We could really go high right now ♪ 513 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,744 ♪ I can tell you wanna vibe right now ♪ 514 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:05,973 Who is that? 515 00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,144 - JONESY/ - REILLY: Who is that?! 516 00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:08,912 GIRLS: Who is that?! 517 00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:09,984 (Record scratches) 518 00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:11,978 - That's Lady C. - Roald? 519 00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,010 - Stewart. - Can't you see-- 520 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,875 GIRLS: We want you. 521 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:17,723 - But, uh, you don't want me? - GIRLS: No. 522 00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:19,149 - JONESY/ - REILLY: You don't want us? 523 00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:21,594 - Fuck no. - But she is with us. 524 00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:23,023 What does that mean exactly? 525 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,885 It means if you want her, you have to go through me. 526 00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:27,164 Yeah, no. 527 00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:28,492 What's the first rule of business? 528 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:29,997 Location, location, location. 529 00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,828 No, no, no. That's real estate, buddy. So stupid. 530 00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:35,104 It's deny, deny, deny. 531 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,367 - That's law. - Oh, uh, ABC. 532 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,342 Always be finishing deals. 533 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,911 It's always skip the middle man. 534 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:44,540 - So, Stewart. - Bianca-donk. 535 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,006 - Stewart. - Alycat. 536 00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:48,705 You're a man, right? 537 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:52,016 Yes... 538 00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,620 And you're in the middle? 539 00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:56,193 Yes. 540 00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:57,861 - Skip. - Skip. 541 00:20:57,889 --> 00:20:58,959 Fuck. 542 00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:02,586 And we're done wheeling you now. 543 00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:05,358 - You don't want my butt? - You don't want my butt art? 544 00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:07,467 BOTH: Yeah, no. 545 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:14,943 Well, hockey, neither of us got the girls. 546 00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:17,043 What girls? 547 00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:19,805 Alycat and Bianca-donk. 548 00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:23,118 Right. I almost forgot about them. 549 00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:24,648 - Excuse me? - What? 550 00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:26,046 Explain. 551 00:21:27,719 --> 00:21:31,419 Oh, okay, okay, so you know how we smash, like... 552 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:34,626 - like, a ton of broads? - Okay. 553 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,500 Letterkenny being a small town and everything, well, 554 00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:39,061 we've been kind of running out of broads to smash. 555 00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:40,567 Okay. 556 00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:42,629 But then Alycat and Badonk-a-donk 557 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:46,568 got us doing butt videos on VidVok. 558 00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:50,935 And boys, it is a whole new world of DMs. 559 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,746 Might be the most active DMing we've ever done. 560 00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:56,619 There's broads pole dancing on there, boys. 561 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:59,988 Do you... do you realize what that means? 562 00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:03,758 - No. - DMing pole dancers. 563 00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,919 What's the first rule of VidVok, boys? 564 00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:07,627 Uh, I...I don't know. 565 00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:11,929 ABC. Always be DMing broads. 566 00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:12,963 Nice. 567 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,440 This Sunday was for nothing! 568 00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:20,108 - WAYNE/KATY/DAN/ - DARYL: Sunda. 569 00:22:20,138 --> 00:22:21,868 - Lowry. - Johnsy. 570 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:25,280 DAN: Rolands. Saddles up, more hands makes for less works. 571 00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:27,850 - Eww... - Come on, Stalwart. 572 00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:29,149 Stalwart? 573 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,621 That's actually a rare compliment. 574 00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:32,349 It's actually a pretty good time, we'll get hammered. 575 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:33,724 - You get hammered? - Well, yeah, 576 00:22:33,785 --> 00:22:35,345 no one's operating a fuckin' motor vehicle. 577 00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:37,457 Fuckin' heavy machinery. 578 00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:38,789 What's your fuckin' name again? 579 00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:41,394 - Oh, he's Reilly. - And he's Jonesy. 580 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,060 BOTH: And we'll get hammered. 581 00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:44,398 Well, saddle up, boys. 582 00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:46,003 Saddle up! 583 00:22:47,132 --> 00:22:50,242 KATY: Come on, skids. Train's leaving the station. 584 00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:52,972 - You got any rips? - Stewart. 585 00:22:53,004 --> 00:22:56,214 Connor, Darien. 586 00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:59,641 Take care of the bikes. 587 00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:01,808 ♪ When I've got a drink in my hand ♪ 588 00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:04,917 ♪ You know it's gonna be a long night... ♪ 589 00:23:04,983 --> 00:23:09,723 (Garage rock vocals continue indistinctly) 590 00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:20,165 ♪ 591 00:23:20,198 --> 00:23:22,428 ♪ Why does he hate you so? ♪ 592 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:25,841 ♪ He's just a problem child ♪ 593 00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,711 ♪ Why does he hate me so? ♪ 594 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:31,339 ♪ He's just a problem child ♪ 595 00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:32,736 ♪ Ooh ♪ 596 00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:35,752 ♪ Ooh ♪ 597 00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:38,548 ♪ Ooh ♪ 598 00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:43,557 (Urine hitting ground) 599 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:46,358 SHORESY: Let's get some fuckin' sushi maki! 600 00:23:46,391 --> 00:23:47,291 (Garage rock vocals continue) 601 00:23:53,031 --> 00:24:03,041 ♪ 602 00:24:07,712 --> 00:24:10,382 ♪ Why does he hate you so? ♪ 603 00:24:10,415 --> 00:24:12,245 ♪ He's just a problem child ♪ 604 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,154 ♪ Why does he hate me so? ♪ 605 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:18,890 ♪ He's just a problem child ♪ 606 00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:20,834 ♪ Ooh ♪ 607 00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:22,827 ♪ Ooh ♪ 608 00:24:24,262 --> 00:24:25,802 ♪ Ooh ♪ 609 00:24:25,852 --> 00:24:30,402 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46414

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