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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:02,640 This is a family business. the next logical leaders 2 00:00:02,769 --> 00:00:04,099 would be Amber and myself. 3 00:00:04,270 --> 00:00:06,440 Amber: Jesse and I are teaming up on a new business venture. 4 00:00:06,606 --> 00:00:07,506 Bam! 5 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:10,837 Me and VJ are also strongly betrothed. 6 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:12,554 Not a real family; no kids. 7 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:14,052 Slam, I like that one! 8 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:15,624 ♪ 9 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,552 A reporter is in our backyard. 10 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:18,947 You don't know who you're messin' with. 11 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,949 I'm on the way up, and you on the way down. 12 00:00:21,121 --> 00:00:22,391 (Girls scream) 13 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:23,715 Let's go save our family. 14 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:30,027 ♪ 15 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:43,241 Your pal says he takes a magic pill that gives him 16 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:45,179 an extra two inches off the tee, and buddy, 17 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:47,211 that's more suspect than my hairline. 18 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:49,547 Turns out she said "celibate" and not "selling it", 19 00:00:49,582 --> 00:00:51,482 so you lost a couple teeth but you got to keep your 20 bucks. 20 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:53,818 You put that magic pill in with your pal's vitamins 21 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:55,723 and that isn't even the first time he was rock hard 22 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:57,415 at the Santa Claus Parade. 23 00:00:57,490 --> 00:00:59,690 Folks on the news can't keep telling me how bad gaslighting 24 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,386 is without showing me at least one blue angel, 25 00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:02,658 like, I'll be the judge there. 26 00:01:02,695 --> 00:01:04,355 You know two things for damn sure, 27 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:06,867 and that's life is a highway and Twitter is a cult. 28 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,570 You and your sweetie aren't Facebook official anymore, 29 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:10,741 because she says she wants a man who will spoil her. 30 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:12,340 Must've forgotten that hotel room in Niagara Falls 31 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:14,112 with a fucking heart-shaped hot tub in it. 32 00:01:14,174 --> 00:01:16,384 Your steak came out just a wee bit too well done, 33 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:18,379 had you shaking the entire fucking four-top 34 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:20,111 trying to cut through the cocksucker. 35 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:21,510 Your gal decided to get her first IUD 36 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:23,418 after you got your third DUI. 37 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:26,020 Your pal got a piece of gum stuck between his butt cheeks 38 00:01:26,052 --> 00:01:28,252 one time, and isn't that curious? 39 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:30,118 They say that sex sells, but it must be sold out 40 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:32,030 'cause I can't find a lick of it on Kijiji. 41 00:01:32,058 --> 00:01:34,428 You stopped going to church, 'cause like, 42 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:36,931 well it's just a wee bit too hot in there, but... 43 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:39,703 you can pray for a new Shania Twain album from home. 44 00:01:39,732 --> 00:01:41,372 You got a pal that likes to air his dirty laundry, 45 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:42,901 and there's no telling how many people heard him say 46 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,596 he's got the clap, but they didn't need to shut down 47 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:46,107 the water park the whole fucking day. 48 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:47,769 You heard people saying the Dos Equis guy 49 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:50,107 is supposed to be the most interesting man on Earth, 50 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:51,783 but most interesting woman for sure goes 51 00:01:51,811 --> 00:01:55,051 to the Asian Zamboni driver who just beat you at horseshoes 52 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:57,051 and loves Insane Clown Posse. 53 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:58,723 Bret the Hitman Hart is a Canadian icon, 54 00:01:58,751 --> 00:02:00,551 so you had to put your little cousint' in a sharp shooter 55 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:02,087 for calling him "Bret the Hitman Fart". 56 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,392 There's a new dentist in town that does teeth whitening, 57 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:06,334 so now you've got the awkward task of telling 58 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:08,962 one or two pals their teeth are yellow as duck feet. 59 00:02:08,995 --> 00:02:11,255 Your one buddy who ruins the bathroom at every house party 60 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:12,827 he's at is the same buddy that looks down on you 61 00:02:12,899 --> 00:02:14,099 for pissing outside. 62 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,574 You had your first prostate exam the other day, 63 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:18,143 which is no picnic, but even that's better 64 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:19,571 than being asked if you're "pissy". 65 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:21,436 Your friend Sean Amsing still ain't getting the glory 66 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:23,084 he deserves for calling his Halloween party 67 00:02:23,109 --> 00:02:24,739 Premature Ejacu-lantern. 68 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:27,307 Gals who tuck their phones into their bras on the dance floor 69 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:29,317 cannot be knocked out. 70 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:32,589 But gals who take their shoes off on the dance floor 71 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:33,749 will try. 72 00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:34,386 ♪ 73 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,636 WAYNE: Previously on Letterkenny... 74 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:52,408 Connor. Darien. Quick the banner. 75 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:54,012 KATY: 2cock Chakur? 76 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,540 They just call us 2cock. 77 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:58,135 - Tassie. - Cassie. 78 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,548 - I'm Tassie. - I'm Cassie. 79 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:01,209 I'm sick of these dudes already. 80 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:03,647 It's like the shotguns are cocks. 81 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:04,553 (Both laughing) 82 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:07,754 - Let's go then. - Let's do this. 83 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:09,190 "NDN NRG"? 84 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:11,892 Your logo looks just Bit & Bites like the BROdude logo. 85 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,155 No. 86 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,433 Tastes the same too. 87 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:15,864 Did you come to sue the mukluks off me? 88 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:19,525 How about I read some Ancestry.com results instead? 89 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:21,826 Your rez's rules state that in order to play 90 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,838 for the Native team, you must be Native. 91 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,740 Reilly, Jones and Shore, 92 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:28,682 the DNA submitted for all three of them was the same. 93 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,778 The directions said to spit in a cup and send it in. 94 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:32,583 So we spit in the cup like the directions said. 95 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:35,082 - Who sent it in? - Shoresy! 96 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:36,384 SHORESY: Fucking Pokémons, 97 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:38,076 gotta catch 'em all, you piece of shit. 98 00:03:38,117 --> 00:03:42,187 I must revoke the Kerry County Eagles championship status. 99 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,192 No! 100 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:48,185 That cup belonged to the Three River Lakers. 101 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,198 Fucking Three Rivers. 102 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,600 (Crowd gasping) 103 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:54,431 - Katy, I have a new boyfriend. - Oh? 104 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:56,197 I wanted you to hear it from me. 105 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,096 'Kay. 106 00:03:58,137 --> 00:04:03,737 ♪ 107 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:13,418 So, like, what would you say 108 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:15,053 is the best donny you've ever had, boys? 109 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,888 - Like the best Donnie Wahlberg. - Like, the best Donny Osmond. 110 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,534 Like the best brook you've ever donnied. 111 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:21,129 Like the best Jungle Brook. 112 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,564 When Dierks came back to Letterkenny. 113 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:25,195 - Boughts and paids fors. - Heard about that. 114 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:26,371 You are the king of sucker. 115 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:28,199 That's high praise coming from you, bud. 116 00:04:28,234 --> 00:04:30,074 Thinks we all gots in a suckers on that ones. 117 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,373 Oh, I got in a good sucker. 118 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:32,474 But you are the king of sucker. 119 00:04:32,538 --> 00:04:33,568 Fucking him or me. 120 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,206 I'd sucker you in your sleep, boys. 121 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:37,041 Eat, sleep, sucker, boys. 122 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:38,206 But you are the king of sucker. 123 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:39,584 Put a fucking shirt on. 124 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,382 - Well, how do you do it? - Same way you do it. 125 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:42,724 Well, you do it more than I do it. 126 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:44,649 Wanna just fuckin' whip our dicks out here or... 127 00:04:44,717 --> 00:04:46,447 You never sucker a guy in a one-on-one. 128 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:47,786 That's dishonourable. 129 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:49,620 Well, unless he previously suckered me first, eh, 130 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:50,886 you fuckin' nut-tugger. 131 00:04:50,923 --> 00:04:52,563 In a one-on-one, you wanna follow the steps. 132 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:54,732 What, like square off, scrap. 133 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:57,661 Well, square off, scrap, shake hands. 134 00:04:57,730 --> 00:05:00,070 Square off, scrap, maybe shake hands. 135 00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:03,239 Nah, square off, scrap, shake hands, maybes haves a beers. 136 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:04,839 Ideally you're having a beer. 137 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:07,474 - Yeah that'd be most desirable. - Y'know, in a perfect world. 138 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:09,437 There's no perfect world in a brawl though, boys. 139 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:11,835 Yeah, hundy p, no rules in a big donny-b, boys. 140 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:13,251 No rules ever for the king of sucker. 141 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:14,409 You better settle down over there 142 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:15,917 or I'm gonna come talk to ya. 143 00:05:15,948 --> 00:05:18,748 Well, even numbers in a brawl is technically one-on-one. 144 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:21,445 - Fuck, look at you JB! - What's next, long division? 145 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:22,917 Fucking Roman numerals over here. 146 00:05:22,955 --> 00:05:24,615 He'll be multiplying fractions in no time. 147 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:27,457 Hey, what's the co-efficient of X, ya fuckin' walnut? 148 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:29,433 King of suckers. 149 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:31,002 Look, I'd already suckered him once. 150 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:32,970 DARY: Yeah, you suckered him a while back there, good buddy. 151 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,629 WAYNE: So, it's his own fault he didn't learn 152 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:35,937 from the first sucker. - Fools me once. 153 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:37,768 At a certain point it's his own responsibility 154 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:39,844 he got himself suckered again, isn't it? 155 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:43,440 Now, if you ever hit me and I find out about it. 156 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:45,176 Eat, sleep, sucker, boys. 157 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:50,781 What's this about a sucker? 158 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:55,147 (Chuckling) Story time, Dickskin. 159 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,388 Dickens. 160 00:05:57,457 --> 00:05:58,687 GAIL: Everybody, out! Go! 161 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:00,785 You too, get out. Quicker. 162 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:02,557 What do you think this is, a parade? 163 00:06:02,628 --> 00:06:03,798 Get out of my bar now! 164 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:05,730 You too, get out of my bar! Go right now! 165 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:08,298 You in the curly hair... (Gail continues yelling) 166 00:06:08,334 --> 00:06:10,974 ...All of you, take your hat and go! 167 00:06:12,405 --> 00:06:13,705 Come on, come on, come on! 168 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:19,146 - Buddy? - Hey, buddy. 169 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:21,078 - Think we got a problem, buddy. - I know, buddy. 170 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:22,747 Just lost a 'ship. 171 00:06:22,815 --> 00:06:24,645 No, I know, buddy, but I think we might've-- 172 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:28,254 I think we might've lost Cassie and Tassie too. 173 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:32,061 Tassie! - Cassie! 174 00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:33,831 Yeah, buddy, either we finally called them 175 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:35,900 by their right names, or they're not here. 176 00:06:35,928 --> 00:06:37,228 - Let's fan out. - Go north-south. 177 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:38,333 Neutral zone trap? 178 00:06:38,364 --> 00:06:41,534 - Let's get it. - Let's get it. 179 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:42,837 - Tassie! - Cassie! 180 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:44,439 You sure about this, Auntie? 181 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:46,174 Yeah... 182 00:06:46,205 --> 00:06:47,835 She looks pretty shysty, Auntie. 183 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:48,844 Yeah. 184 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,575 She's pretty sexy though, Auntie. 185 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:54,410 Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure about this. 186 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:56,077 Eh! 187 00:06:56,115 --> 00:06:57,945 Let's talk. 188 00:07:00,386 --> 00:07:01,686 (Tanis chuckling) 189 00:07:01,721 --> 00:07:03,621 Pretty fuckin' cool. 190 00:07:03,689 --> 00:07:05,589 Dierks'd still be a fight on-sight, eh, good buddy? 191 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,855 No need. Fuckin' douchebag. 192 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:11,604 Wants currently outweighs needs, Miss Katys. 193 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:14,465 Hi, big cutes. 194 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:17,774 You got big balls coming back here. 195 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:19,314 I got big everything down there. 196 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:22,042 Hence the nickname "Long-Dick Dierks". 197 00:07:22,074 --> 00:07:24,284 You thinks anyone's happy to see youse? 198 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:26,210 Judging by your tone, no. 199 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:29,223 Which is very concerning, very concerning, 200 00:07:29,248 --> 00:07:30,648 very complexing. - Then beat it. 201 00:07:30,716 --> 00:07:34,216 Rosie, Rosie, Rosie, you and me, I would not... 202 00:07:34,253 --> 00:07:36,563 oppose ye. 203 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:38,889 Hey, where's big Dad? 204 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:40,285 Okay, his friends are still cross. 205 00:07:40,326 --> 00:07:42,896 Very predictable, very predictable, very prophesized. 206 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:44,659 I told them they don't need to. 207 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:47,770 Wants is still outweighing needs, Miss Katys. 208 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,670 I'm not as dumb as you look, my favourite of the guys, 209 00:07:50,736 --> 00:07:53,406 for your very, very kind eyes. 210 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:54,969 Long-Dick Dierks comes prepared. 211 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:59,807 Very prepared, very processed, very primed. 212 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:04,418 - You said it wouldn't get ugly. - He says a lot of things. 213 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:06,990 - She's right, baby boo. - Oh, is she? 214 00:08:07,019 --> 00:08:10,159 If you want to date a bad boy, you can't be upset 215 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:12,889 when he does bad boy things. 216 00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:18,196 You remember my, uh, cousint' I'm sure. 217 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:21,434 (Scoffing) Of course, Dierks, I'm unforgettable. 218 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:22,937 Appreciate the accompaniment, Elmo. 219 00:08:22,969 --> 00:08:24,799 - Elmo? - It's actually Elmo-Adrianus, 220 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:27,607 two first names, hyphenated. It's Dutch. 221 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,780 - You look Dutch. - We're all Dutch. 222 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:31,709 This is Aldert-Kristoffel, 223 00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:33,807 and Vas-Bram-Ambroos. 224 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:35,816 Which is actually three hyphenated first names. 225 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:37,818 So, you all have two hyphenated first names? 226 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,150 Two to three, yeah. 227 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:41,185 It's pretty common in our area of Dutch Michigan. 228 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:42,460 But just one last name. 229 00:08:42,488 --> 00:08:43,858 Last name is common only hyphenated as well. 230 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,860 - In Dutch Michigan. - Yes. 231 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:48,732 To carry on the legacies of both the "moeder en vader". 232 00:08:48,794 --> 00:08:50,464 - What are your last names? - We all have the same 233 00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:51,656 last name, we're cousints'. 234 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:54,367 - That being? - Rensburg-van Koeverden. 235 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,170 - Look at you. - Enough talk. 236 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:59,842 Let's go, right now. Ain't doing what we did last time. 237 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,872 And what-- what was that? 238 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:03,478 - Oh-ho, you know. - Don't thinks we do. 239 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:05,479 - Oh, I know you do. - Is it kick your ass? 240 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:06,751 - The other thing! - Eat? 241 00:09:06,812 --> 00:09:09,682 No, no, the thing we did between those two things 242 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:11,575 when you were-- eh, fuck! 243 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:14,891 - Easy, easy. - I'm alright. (Exhaling) 244 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:17,491 I'm not getting sucked into your syrup-eatin' games again. 245 00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:18,763 - Really? - Really, bro. 246 00:09:18,824 --> 00:09:20,864 Ain't here for that cute back-and-forth bullshit 247 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,903 you canucks love so much, eh? 248 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:24,059 - For real. - The realist. 249 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:25,666 - You sure? - I'm positive, brah. 250 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:27,198 Sounds like you've made up your mind. 251 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,603 Oh good, you can hear. 252 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:29,738 Already kinda doing it, though. 253 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:30,999 Believe me, bro, I'm not. 254 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:32,707 Do you not realize it's happenings right nows? 255 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,768 Not in a million years, amigo, not on my watch. 256 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,380 What would you call what's currently taking place? 257 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:39,279 Some bacon-makers about to get their butts beat. Yeah! 258 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:40,545 What's your name again? 259 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,520 Elmo-Adrianus Rensburg- van Koeverden, bitch! 260 00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:45,519 - Who are you? - Squirrely Dan. 261 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:46,621 (Scoffs) That's a stupid name. 262 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:47,946 So you're saying you don't wanna talk. 263 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:50,590 - No talk, all action. - And here we are talkings. 264 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,393 - Uh, no we're not. - But here we are though. 265 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,525 - Nah. Not happenin', padre. -. 266 00:09:55,561 --> 00:09:58,801 Hey, I'm the guy who tells you what's happening right now, 267 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:01,434 paisano. - Right, talkin'. 268 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:03,037 - Uh-uh. - Then stop talking. 269 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:07,369 No way, Jose. We're gonna keep-- no, wait, okay, fuck! 270 00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:09,736 - Lock it up. - Yammer. 271 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:13,475 All right, the talkin' ends now and the fighting begins. 272 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:17,046 Okay. Just one more quick sec. 273 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,883 For what? 274 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:26,263 ♪ You better stop, yeah ♪ 275 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:31,762 ♪ Dogging me around ♪ 276 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:42,112 ♪ If you don't stop, yeah ♪ 277 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:47,779 ♪ I'm gonna put you down ♪ 278 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:57,485 ♪ Cause, I can't take it ♪ 279 00:10:57,523 --> 00:11:00,163 ♪ Much longer ♪ 280 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:04,003 ♪ My heart's getting weak ♪ 281 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,827 ♪ It's not getting any stronger ♪ 282 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:11,168 ♪ You keep me so upset ♪ 283 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,835 ♪ My head's in a whirl ♪ 284 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:20,383 ♪ But if you wanna be my girl ♪ 285 00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:26,617 ♪ You'd better stop, yeah ♪ 286 00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:31,862 ♪ Doggin' me around ♪ 287 00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:41,866 ♪ Cause if you don't stop, yeah, ♪ 288 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:48,306 ♪ I'm gonna put you down ♪ 289 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,309 - Dirty sucker. - That's redundant. 290 00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:58,647 As I recall, the story involved two suckers from Wayne. 291 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:00,224 Well, look at you, can't count to two. 292 00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:03,992 - One, two, fuck you. - Well, three, four... 293 00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:06,363 - Fuck you more? - Put a fuckin' shirt on. 294 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,032 You ought to take JB's math class, Tyson. 295 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,260 Hey, how high can you counts, JBs? 296 00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:12,669 (Coughs) I'm too-- too high to count. 297 00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:14,168 JB, real quick, five plus five. 298 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,840 We're all these fellas bigger than you? 299 00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:16,868 'Pert nears. 300 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,042 Just painting a mental picture. 301 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,410 Yeah, 'pert near mostly. 302 00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:21,338 'Pert near no one was bigger than joint boy, though. 303 00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:23,683 Yeah, 'pert near only a few were bigger than Tyson too. 304 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:26,349 Any reservations about beating on someone smaller than you? 305 00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:28,678 Well, if there was, how would you ever be in a scrap? 306 00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:31,054 Yahtzee. 307 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:35,053 ♪ You better stop, yeah ♪ 308 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:40,227 ♪ Dogging me around ♪ 309 00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:49,071 ♪ If you don't stop, I ♪ 310 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:55,443 ♪ I'm gonna put you down ♪ 311 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:03,124 ♪ Yes, put you down ♪ 312 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:08,991 ♪ I don't wanna do it, but I'll have to ♪ 313 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:11,824 ♪ Put you down ♪ 314 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:14,391 - King of the suckers. - King of the suckers. 315 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:17,096 That still wasn't the biggest story of the night. 316 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:21,069 Youse ever get that sorted? 317 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,740 - They smoke-bombed us, buddy. - Ninja dusted, bro. 318 00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:26,639 (Phone ringing) 319 00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:28,112 (Rap playing on stereo) 320 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,740 - Cassie. - Tassie. 321 00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:31,575 - I'm Cassie. - I'm Tassie. 322 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:32,980 SHORESY: Give your balls a tug. 323 00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:34,812 JONESY: Shoresy? 324 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:37,917 You lost a 'ship and you stole our sweeties? 325 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,420 SHORESY: Your sweeties hopped into my truck 326 00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:41,521 like a couple of homeless derelicts jumping a train. 327 00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:43,617 I'm supposed to be honey-dicking your moms right now, 328 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,856 you fucking losers. 329 00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:47,494 What happened to Ancestry.com? What did you do? 330 00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:50,096 A broad-ski I used to wheel in Junior works there now. 331 00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:52,459 She told me your tests came back white as snow, 332 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,998 so I gave her my DNA. 333 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,643 - So, you spit in our cups? - No, I fucked her. 334 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,339 Oh, that DNA. 335 00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,770 A Native I'm wheeling spit in your cups. 336 00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:02,776 But-- Why? 337 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,538 - You gotta get that W, boys. - But... 338 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,980 The glory of winning will never equal the pain of losing. 339 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,183 SHORESY: They don't ask how, they ask how many? 340 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:13,286 - But... but... - But... but... 341 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,449 BOTH: No! 342 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:16,556 - They do ask how! - They did ask how. 343 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:19,962 And they determined that we got to how by cheating. 344 00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:21,492 And then, they took away the how many! 345 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,227 Where's your purse? You sound like a fucking broad. 346 00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:26,126 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Reilly. 347 00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:28,025 Tell your mom to trim her toenails, 348 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,237 she carves up my thighs when she gets buckin'. 349 00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:32,172 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Jonesy. 350 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,014 Tell your mom to trim her fingernails, 351 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,809 Reilly's mom's getting suspi. 352 00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,682 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Reilly. 353 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,311 Your mom asked me to pull her hair, and then hit me up 354 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,077 for a hundo when her extensions came out. 355 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:45,178 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Jonesy. 356 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,987 Your mum asked me to choke her and seriously, 357 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:48,519 not even that could shut her up. 358 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,524 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Reilly. 359 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,426 Your mom wanted 11th hour anal and lied when I asked 360 00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:56,032 if the chamber was empty. It's one step forward, two steps 361 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,561 back in this relationship. I'm fuckin' sick of it. 362 00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:00,927 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Jonesy. 363 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,200 Your mom says she's tense with anxiety. 364 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,335 Can you talk to her for me? 365 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,210 She's gripping my wiener way too hard. 366 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,538 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Reilly. 367 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,214 I walked in on your mum watchin' porn and she tried to cover 368 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:14,083 it up worse than she tried to cover up your old man. 369 00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,283 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Jonesy. 370 00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:19,288 Your mom wanted to watch porn and went straight for BDSM 371 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,621 with complete disregard for how triggering that is 372 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,787 for anyone who's been ball-gagged in their sleep 373 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,056 by Reilly's mom. 374 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,360 - BOTH: Fuck! - (Phone beeping end of call) 375 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,963 So, yeah, it's back down to one 'ship, boys. 376 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:31,629 One 'ship's better than no 'ship, buddy. 377 00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,527 Yeah, but two 'ships is better than one 'ship, buddy. 378 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,065 Wait, so... 379 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,240 Oh, fuck here comes algorithm face. 380 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,369 Up next, multi-variable calculus? 381 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:42,105 Hey, let's hear some algebraic geometry, you fuckin' ape. 382 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,741 Up next reciprocities laws. 383 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,476 Fuckin' dynamic systems and differential equations. 384 00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:50,145 Fuckin' here we go now. - I'. 385 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:52,215 I feel like we keep getting interrupted by you guys, 386 00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:54,451 and I don't really think that we do that to you, 387 00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:56,786 so, I just want to know, why do you keep doing it to us? 388 00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:58,592 - Onward. - Daryl, 389 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:01,964 to answer your question from earlier, the answer is yes. 390 00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:03,504 We are currently head-down and winning a 'ship 391 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,262 in beer league hockey. Thank you for asking. 392 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,267 You should just call it beer league though, buddy, 393 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,839 I mean, it's so phoned in, it's barely hockey. 394 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,272 You're right. 395 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,113 It is bad enough we call Senior A Level shit hockey. 396 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,108 Beer league is beer league, it's its own gen-re. 397 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,411 - Sorry? - Gen-re. 398 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:20,914 - Genre? - It's its . 399 00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:23,476 - Dickens. - TANIS: Pink dicks! 400 00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:27,790 - Youse ready? - Ready when you are, Auntie. 401 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,290 I wasn't talkin' to youse. 402 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:33,931 Joint Boy, Tyson... time. Do some push-ups or somethin'. 403 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,259 They're my spokesmodels. 404 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:36,804 Is that why youse had your shirts off? 405 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,429 Holy fuck. 406 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:42,104 All right, now youse, is everything good inside? 407 00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:46,414 - Good. Got my NDN NRG girl. - Let's go then. 408 00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:50,437 - And I've got my BROdude girl. - Allons-y. 409 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,446 And now, introducing to youse for the very first time, 410 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:56,049 the faces of our collaboration. 411 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,875 ♪ Elle jolie, elle jolie ♪ 412 00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,790 ♪ Elle jolie, elle jolie, elle jolie ♪ 413 00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:02,519 ♪ Elle jolie, elle jolie ♪ 414 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:05,464 ♪ Elle jolie, elle jolie, elle jolie ♪ 415 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:07,391 ♪ Elle jolie, elle jolie ♪ 416 00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:10,459 ♪ Elle jolie, elle jolie, elle jolie... ♪ 417 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:14,296 BROdude and NDN NRG present... 418 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,903 - Let's go, dude. - Let's BRO then. 419 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,469 Just for today, Tanis. 420 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:21,344 Yeah, there's a short shelf-life on this. 421 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,583 - Damn. You two look-- - We know. 422 00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:26,652 - We heard you, and thank you. - It's appreciated, but-- 423 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:29,478 I can't get in this outfit twice. Once is plenty. 424 00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:33,045 - I don't know how youse do it. - MODELS: You get used to it. 425 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:34,715 And my male models! 426 00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:38,557 - Let's go, dude. - Our live entertainment. 427 00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:44,858 - 2cock Chakur! - Just 2cock. 428 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,227 Seriously, just 2cock. 429 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:47,895 Yeah, we don't wanna get our pants pulled down here. 430 00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:49,003 - Well... - But remind us 431 00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,504 how this works again? 432 00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,666 Last time we checked, you had just fucked her real bad. 433 00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:55,444 Guess you could stay I just started fuckin' her real good. 434 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:56,737 (Kissing) 435 00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:57,905 Yahtzee. 436 00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:00,213 - Sex, sex, sex... - Sex, sex, sex, sex. 437 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:04,015 Eh! We gonna launch this bitch, or what? 438 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:05,449 - You ready? - I'm ready. 439 00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:06,887 - You ready? - I'm ready! 440 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,189 - Youse ready? - We're ready. 441 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,390 - Youse ready? - We're ready... 442 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,592 Hey, beautiful dumb-dumbs, put on these hats. 443 00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:14,764 - Oh, sick, buddy! - Sweet, bro. 444 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:18,103 - JONESY: I love hats. Thank you. - Thanks. 445 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,400 - All right, let's go dude! - Let's BRO then. 446 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,042 - It's just for tonight. - Turn up? 447 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,238 You already know. 448 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,699 We're gonna do it right this time. 449 00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:27,037 (Cheering) 450 00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:30,742 ("Haven't You Heart" by Patrice Rushen plays) 451 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,706 The beer, Wayne. 452 00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:42,754 ♪ 453 00:18:58,170 --> 00:18:59,140 ♪ I been looking for you ♪ 454 00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:09,354 ♪ I been looking for you ♪ 455 00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:11,484 ♪ Haven't you heard? ♪ 456 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:16,357 ♪ Oh, I been looking for you ♪ 457 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:17,961 ♪ Haven't you heard? ♪ 458 00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:23,325 ♪ I been looking for you ♪ 459 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:24,762 ♪ Haven't you heard? ♪ 460 00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:35,806 ♪ 461 00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,351 ♪ Have you heard that there's an ad ♪ 462 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,018 ♪ Listed in the classifieds? ♪ 463 00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:51,985 ♪ Kind of brief ♪ 464 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,034 ♪ It only says "I'm lookin' for the perfect..." ♪ 465 00:19:54,084 --> 00:19:58,634 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35632

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