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Good morning, sir.

Welcome to
Williamsburg savings bank.

Let me just grab a pager
for you here

and we'll get you to sit
with a banking professional

as soon as
one becomes available.

What happens with this?

Oh, it's going to light up
and vibrate.

The red lights spin around
in a circle.

You won't be able to miss it.

Where do I wait?

The guest lounge.

We're ready for you now.

I'm seeing an overdrawn balance

in your daily checking.

Seems like your direct
deposits haven't been

received in a few months.
From...

Wechsler steel.

Yeah, I've been phoning them
for weeks.

I couldn't get
a straight answer.

And how about
this, uh, foreclosure notice?

Ah. The yellow one.
So you must be in default.

My mortgage payment tripled.
Overnight.

You were
on our teaser rate promo,

which expired back in January.

That's why
it's called a teaser rate.

Right? It doesn't last.
Make sense?

And the new rate
is quite a bit higher,

so the monthly
mortgage payment jumped up.

Now, we are required
to disclose that possibility

at the time of the refi.

You did.
I did what?

You sold me this crap.

Joe Harding.

No. I know the name.

Let me just look
at my notes here.

Terms disclosed.

I personally disclosed

the possibility of a rate
hike during your refi.

Do you remember that?

You told me

that the odds on the rate
going past the prime rate

were extraordinary.

But possible.

But you sold me
"extraordinary."

But the "possible"
was disclosed.

Listen, Chuck.

My granddaughter and my
daughter, they live with me.

She is a nurse's aide, you know,

low pay and all that.

She wanted her kid to go
to a better school,

so they moved in with me.

Lots of people doing that.
Yeah. So you see,

I can't lose my house.

Not to worry.

You're on the yellow notice.

The red one is more weighty.

Can I talk with someone else?

Who?
Someone smarter?

Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for your attention.

We've come to make a withdrawal.

Aside from the tellers,

we invite you to lie down
on the floor, face up

and hold your arms and legs
in the air like a pussycat.

Everybody down!

Tellers,

please do not be foolish enough

to trigger the silent alarm.

The last people we want here
would be the police.

That would be messy, no?

Put 'em up.

Why this? Oh, my god.
Why here? What did I do?

Hey!

I follow the book.
Just follow procedure.

Just stay calm. Stay calm.

Follow procedure.
Hey!

You're going to get
yourself shot!

Gentlemen,
it's best to remain silent.

I'm cramping.

Relax, please.
You can sit up.

Ah.
Hey, no! Not you! Pussycat!

Keep stuffing it
in there. Let's go. Come on.

You can have this.

I'm sorry you're a casualty
of a corrupt system

that no longer serves
the people.

Yeah. I've been banking here
for 40 years.

You're just an account number.

It's not much,
but it's all yours.

No, my friend. Not from you.

It is a culture's duty
to take care of its elderly.

Chuck here couldn't give a crap.

Chuck.

Are you Chuck?
Yes.

I'm Chuck. I'm Chuck.

Are you the one taking
this man's house?

I'm not, personally...
Give me your wallet.

Okay. Look, I got... I have...

I have plenty of
stuff here, okay? Cash.

There's a gym membership.
Take it. I never go.

Fifteen seconds.

Pussycat!
Meow.

Shut up!

I'm happy to say,
our time together has ended.

Please do not call the police
for 90 seconds.

A shoot-out
never has a happy ending.

Oh. They make
a pill for that.

That looks like
a gang tattoo to me.

Very detailed.

I imagine
the artist did them all.

So, if you find
the tattoo parlor,

then you'll find the artist,

and you've got yourself
a bank robber.

Sounds pretty standard to me.

Right. Well, thanks a lot,
old-timer.

You know, we're going to
get you an application.

Hey, listen.
I've watched this TV show

called law & order,

and they solve crimes
much quicker than you do.

You should tune in.

Well, you know,
in the real world,

solving crimes
takes a little longer

than a one-hour
television show.

Well, I guess this wraps
it up for us, Mr. Harding.

If we need
any additional information,

then we'll get in contact
with you.

Oh. You'll need my address
and phone number.

Uh, not necessary.

We'll find you.
That's what we do.

So, what'd they look like?

It was hard to tell.
They had masks on.

I got close to one.
It was a male, about six feet.

And he had this tattoo
wrapped around his neck

that I told you about.

You know,
you find the tattoo artist...

You find the criminal.
Exactly.

That's what I told them.

Okay. I'm sure you're not supposed
to be talking about all of this.

It must have been so cool

being in the middle of a heist.

Crime is not cool, babe.

He could have been shot.

Or worse.

What's worse than being shot?

Being shot twice.

This kind of detail

is traditionally indicative
of gang affiliation.

We believe these individuals
used the same tattoo artist.

If we can find this artist,
then we can find our perp.

It's pretty
standard stuff really.

Hey, that's what we said.

Any other questions?

What an asshole.

Language.

If you have any information

regarding this tattoo artist...

Bingo!

"The three men walked off

"with approximately
1.6 million dollars.

"The FBI and the NYPD

"are reporting no leads
at this time."

So what? Nobody gets hurt
except the insurance company.

And they'll be fine.

They were as cool
as cucumbers, gents.

They choreographed it
down to the second.

Like a dance.

Yeah, a conga line
right into prison.

Are we going to play or what?

Ask the man in charge.

Milton?

Milton!

Who're we rolling with on two?

Oh! Oh, yeah.

G-52.

If I ever get that bad,
shoot me.

Oh.

Did you get one of these?

It came certified mail.

Yes, sir.

You ever get good news
that needed a signature?

You contact anybody
down at the plant?

Oh, not yet. But we'll
find out what's going on.

I need my pension money.

Oh. Yeah, tell me about it.

I have something
very important to say.

G-52.

Let's go and help the elderly.

Now, at the time of our merger,

Semtech had no intentions
of shuttering U.S. operations.

However, with the demand for
specialty parts way down

and the cost of operations

in this country rising steadily,

they have made the decision

to move
all manufacturing to Vietnam.

Wechsler's stateside operations

will be phased out
over the next 30 days.

Thirty days?
What, are you kidding me?

Guys, I understand
this is harsh news.

I can only address you
in an orderly fashion.

Excuse me, Mr. Lewis.

Hi, Joe.

What is this about?

What's going on
with our pensions?

Semtech steel has frozen

all pension payments

during this transitional period.

What does that mean? Frozen?

Wechsler maintained a fund

to honor all pre-merger
pension plans,

which was
eventually to be married

with the new pension fund

under the new labor contract.

For god's sake,
can you say that in English?

No U.S. operations,

no fiscal responsibility
for Semtech.

The pension fund
is being dissolved.

With all due respect, Donald,

30 years of hard work
means shit to you people!

Without my pension money,

I can't even pay rent
this month.

We'll get a lawyer
and sue the piss out of them.

Shit. We'd be dead by the time
the settlement comes in.

Which would suit them just fine.

When did coffee go
to two dollars?

A decade ago.

God forbid you get extra foam
on the top,

you have to make payments.

Let's leave her 20%.

Okay, good.
Now she can take a cruise.

Okay, boys.
I got a half a rhubarb left.

We got the blueberry crumble,
which is a little stale.

And I got the mud pie.
So, what's it gonna be?

Uh, not today. Thank you.

No pie?

We're watching our waistlines.

Plus we're shit broke.

Okay. Well, don't tie up
my table all day.

I gotta make a living here.

Did I tell you those guys
in the bank had machine guns?

You told us six times already!

Yeah, well, it keeps going
in my head.

Over and over, you know?

Maybe you're having a stroke.

Here you go, boys.
Always have your pie.

Life is short.

Well, thanks for the reminder.

She's right, you know.

We should be having our pie
and eating it.

We've earned that much,
at least.

- Gentlemen, good evening.
- Good evening.

Welcome to what is essentially
the last rose ceremony.

Kaitlyn, this is
the final rose tonight.

She can count, Einstein!

My heart is beating
out of my chest right now.

This week was incredible.

Shawn's boring,
and Nick's a man-whore.

Monogamy is an outdated concept.

I am in love
and that's so exciting...

Ben. The only choice
she's got.

She's not going to move
to a farm in those heels.

She's kissed them all.
With her tongue.

Done the whole cast that way.

She's a walking
venereal disease!

When I think about this week,

how everything went

has made my decision feel,
like, almost impossible.

Kaitlyn, close your mouth.

Nick.

Oh, shit!
God!

Turn it off.
It's a travesty.

They never learn.

I'm going home
to sort out my pills.

Tomorrow, gents.

That was a great meal tonight.

What you can do with
frozen fish is admirable.

Best garlic bread I ever had.

And that combination
of paprika and garlic, oh!

Oh. Whoo!
Fantastic!

Actually, I think
it was the mold.

All right. Good night.

Joe.

What?

We'll be all right?

Sure, we will.

It always works out in the end.

And then you die.

Oh, thanks for
the inspiration, Albert.

Good night, all.
I'll see you tomorrow.

Good night, Joe.
Good night.

Assholes.

Hey, Willie.
How you feeling?

Partly cloudy, doc.
Partly cloudy.

Well, I'm not going to
lie to you.

You can. I won't mind.

The dialysis
is working marginally.

You know, a kidney is all
that's going to get you well.

Well, I'll look on ebay.

You're way down the list.
It's partially your age,

it's partially your insurance.
It's partially...

Kidneys aren't that easy
to come by.

Yeah. Everybody wants to
hold on to theirs.

Have you talked to
your daughter? Your friends?

It's common to find a donor
in your circles.

And that's often
the best match anyway.

I'll talk to them.

Sooner than later.

So, what are we talking about?

We're talking about
much sooner than later.

Hello?

You get your presents, papa?

You send something?

Wait a minute,

the postman brought me
this box right here,

but that can't be it.

That's it, that's it!
Open it already!

All right, all right.
Hold your horses. I'm old.

Oh, my goodness.

This...

This is the ugliest shirt
I've ever seen.

Boppa.

All right. Let's see
what else is down in here.

You're getting real big, k.

Grew an inch in a month, boppa.

Hey, you tell your mom,

that her career
isn't as important

as seeing her family.

I will.

Promise?
I promise.

Good girl.

That's my ride.
Okay.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Ezra!

Ezra!

You gotta stop this.
I can't listen anymore.

I've been practicing!

But it doesn't matter 'cause
you get worse every week.

It's kind of a miracle.
I don't know how you do it.

So what's the point? You're
no good, you don't like it,

you're not gonna be
a professional.

You wanna end up like me,
working in a factory?

And every two months you're
getting a gig

for 40 bucks at some dive?

You don't want that.

I don't even like this thing.

No! And it doesn't like you,
either.

Trust me, I'm doing you a favor.

You'll thank me for this.

Thank you, sir.

Oh, you're very welcome.

I want to be a dancer,
like Beyonce.

Well, it's none of my business.

Okay. All right, good.

All right, get off.
Get off me.

Get off.
I'll go find your grandma.

She's still got to pay me
for the session.

You gotta think of it like
putting down a horse.

Sometimes, it's the kindest,
most ethical thing you can do.

Well, thank you for being
so honest with me.

I really appreciate your candor.

Well, your grandson

hasn't got a musical bone
in his body.

I know. It was so painful
listening in the other room.

And I had
to sit across from him.

Okay.

Al.
Yeah?

I never told you this,

but I've seen you
perform a few times.

Ah...

In the west village

with Stan Getz, 1977.

It was stunning.

You saw me play with Getz?

Sure did.

What are you, following me?

No. I was following the music.

Um, hey. I'll see you
at the store, okay?

See you at the store.

Yup.

All right.

See you tomorrow!

Bye, guys.

You know, at some point,

I'm gonna have to start
walking home on my own.

I'm 14.

Not on my watch, Lovie.

This neighborhood
is not the same

as it was 40 years ago.

Right. It's safer
and more gentrified.

Bam.

And what is this?

It's my biology test.

Another day, another a.

Well done, kiddo.

I'm almost there.

Almost where?

You said, and I quote,

"you get straight A's,
you get a puppy."

I like your confidence.

Must have got that from you,
young man.

Not bad, kiddo.
Not bad at all.

Happy birthday, young man.

Didn't expect you broke bastards

to get me anything.

Temper your enthusiasm.
It's not much.

That's just what I needed.

Yup.
Mmm-hmm.

One can't get enough time.
Oh.

Take a look
at that cute picture.

Oh, yeah. My little k.

When you die, you can
will it to her as a memento.

Thanks, Al.

I'm sure she'll want a picture
of herself on a watch

from her dead grandpa.

Look at that.
That's really something.

You bet, kid.

This corn is from world war ii.

Corn?

I thought this was...

I don't know
what I thought it was.

I think I may rob a bank.

What was that?

I'm thinking of robbing a bank.

Oh.

I'm thinking
about buying a Ferrari.

Hmm. I just got drafted
by the Knicks.

Good week for everybody, huh?

Good week.

They're taking my house.

Huh?

They're taking my house.

I've got 30 days.

Who's taking your house?

The bank.

They're taking your house
and you didn't tell us?

What are you gonna do?
Lend me money?

We're all broke.
The three of us combined.

These banks practically
destroyed this country.

They crushed
a lot of people's dreams.

And nothing ever
happened to them.

We're three old guys.

We hit a bank,
we get away with it,

we retire with dignity.

Worst comes to the worst,
we get caught,

we get a bed, three meals a day

and better healthcare
than we get now.

You...

You're talking about us?

Us and you?

Yeah, I mean,
if a gang of thugs can do it,

it can't be that hard.

You're out of
your frigging mind.

You have spent
20 years waiting to die, Al.

With no life and no purpose.

And robbing a bank
is going to give me a purpose?

It will give us money.

Willie would be able
to get on a plane

and go and see
his granddaughter.

It's a little hard
to catch a plane

out of prison, Joe.

Yeah, but we won't get caught.

They didn't get caught.

Well, they were young.
They were fast.

We got skills, experience.
Smarts.

Arthritis, gout, shingles.

Make a wish, Willie.

Hello?

I'm just lying here,

thinking about
all of the birthday wishes

that I have had over the years.

And how many of them
I've kept secret.

And none of them ever came true.

They never seem to pay out.

So I figure I'm going
to tell you this one, Joe.

I mean, what's the worst
that can happen?

A whole bunch of nothing, right?

Fire away, Willie.

I want to live better than I am.

I want to see my family
more than once a year.

And from here on in...

I want to have a piece of pie

whenever the hell
I want a piece of pie.

You know what I mean?

Hear, hear.

You were serious today.

I think so.

The thing is,

we have nothing to lose.

I'm not a thief, Joe.

Neither am I.

We take exactly what's owed
on the pension, right?

That's all I want.

Not a penny more.

My word.

Wake Al up.

Hold on.

Al.

Al.

Albert!

Huh?
Pick up the phone!

Who died?

Nobody died, it's Joe.

I don't talk to criminals.

You heard that?

Hang up. I'll call him back.

What do you want?

The thing is,
what do you want, Al?

You want to drift off
into the sunset,

or do you want to go out
with a bang?

I don't have a problem
with dying.

I just don't want to do it
in prison.

Nobody's going to prison.

What exactly is happening here?

Willie's in.

You're both out of your minds.

Sleep on it, Al.

I don't need
to sleep on anything.

I'm not a bank robber.

Neither are you, or you, Willie.

What?

Why did you pick up the phone?

Because it was ringing.

Because you're interested.

What are you,
my psychiatrist now?

More like a psychic.

Well, then you know
I'm going to hang up now.

I'll see you tomorrow, Al.

Sweet dreams.

And don't call back.

All right, Willie.

It's time to walk before we run.

These goddamn expiration
dates are so small,

they want you to go blind.

Take these, I got two for one.

Oh, good.
Chicken thighs are on special.

I can make a cordon bleu.

Mets or Yankees?

Don't insult me.

Huh. Nice hats.

We got business here, Al.

Okay. What do you mean?

Give me that list.

What are you doing?

Wait here.
We'll be right back.

What are you doing with my list?

Why did you rip up my list?

Why should I wait in the car?

Wait in the bloody car!

Why?

I don't want to stay in the car,

it's hot in here!

- Bonnie?
- Yeah?

How many of these do we need?

Oh, you know what,
grab two just in case.

All right.

Psst! Psst!

Psst! Joe. Joe!
Behind the crumbs.

Joe, I'm going to get a roast.

We need chicken.
It's cordon bleu.

I don't want cordon bleu.

Stick to the plan!

Ah, welcome to value...

Hello, Al.
Hi, Annie.

What are you shopping for?

Chicken cordon bleu
was the plan,

but the plan
seems to be changing.

I gotta get some chicken thighs.

Oh, let me help you.

Give me the big one.

The whole thing?

The whole damn thing.

You're the boss.

Annie, just let me
have the thing.

Come on, you have
your own work to do now.

No, no. It's my job.
There's no problem.

Let's see. There's a double
coupon in the flyer.

It costs about the same
as thighs but, see...

These are breasts.

And breasts are better
than thighs, don't you think?

It can go either way.

Oh, ham.

So good.

Do you like ham?

Okay.

This will go perfectly with...

I mean, if you want company.
It's a big bottle.

Yeah, listen, I got to tell you.

You're a terrific person,
but I know what you're doing.

You're wasting your time.

I don't want to have
a relationship with anybody.

I wasn't offering one.

Good, great.
Then we see eye to eye.

Security to ethnic foods,

please.

We'll talk about this later.

I look forward to it.

Where the fuck is my basket?

Willie, Willie.

Al's gone.

I got a new getaway car.

Where the hell
did you get that thing?

I stole it.

Jump in the basket.

Who the hell
do you think I am? E.T.?

Willie, jump in
the bloody basket.

I'm not getting in
no bloody basket!

She's gaining on us.

Hey, you.
Stop right there!

Hey! Halt!

Halt!

What are you chasing me for?

Halt!

I heard you the first time.

Don't make me tase you!

This is not
an admission of guilt!

I am just tired.

We got to get rid
of some weight.

Get rid of
that damned pork loin.

What?

What the...

Flour, flour.
Give me the flour.

Halt!

Halt!

Stop!

I think we can make the light.

No, no, no. You're not
gonna make the light, Joe.

You're not gonna make the light.

Hey!

No, Joe,
you can't make the light!

We can make the light!
We're gonna do it!

You not gonna make the light!

Yes, we are!

Don't make another move.

I don't know what's going on
in the world anymore.

You were going
to make a cordon bleu

with chicken thighs?

That's a crime in and of itself.

I have nothing
to say for myself.

Look what you did to Cindy.

Now she looking like
a Colombian drug mule.

Never

in all my years

has anybody ever walked off
with a whole pork loin.

What would your momma say?

Go big or go home.

Had to be the brother.

And why were you running?
You didn't steal anything.

Because your storm trooper
here was chasing me.

No, they were
chasing your friends.

He was chasing me.

When somebody chases me, I run.

That's the way it works.

Look, you guys are old.

And I'm gonna be there in 40,
or 50 years, I get it.

Here.

Here are some coupons.

And we double them on Tuesday,

but I'm sure
you already know that.

So don't steal. It's wrong.

But if you do steal,
don't steal from value town.

Yeah, couple
of great friends I got.

You just made me an accomplice
to a robbery.

We never asked you to do
anything.

I drive you there.
I drive you back.

That makes me a getaway driver.

Oh, don't flatter yourself.

You drive like my grandmother,

and she drove a horse and buggy.

That's a good one.

Just for that you can walk home.

Don't touch my car.
Don't get in the car.

You're not
going to make us walk!

Hell I'm not.

Oh, boy. You guys are going
to be great bank robbers.

You just got busted robbing
value town!

Oh-ho!

I hate when he's right.

We're going to need
professional help.

You think?

Oh, yeah. We might as well
turn ourselves in now.

You know any criminals?

I know a lowlife.

Uh... no habla ingles.

I know it's you, Murphy.

What are you doing here, Joe?

I've come
about the child support

you're not paying.

Didn't I lose you
in the divorce, Joe?

Hit the buzzer.

"Maui wowie."

"Bad bitch."

"Blueberry Kush."

"OG Kush."

How is this legal?

Gentlemen, prohibition is over.

Marijuana has
superior medical benefits.

It's good for all kinds
of situations.

Anxiety, pain, seizures, stress.

Anxiety, pain, seizures, stress.

Anxiety, pain, seizures...

What is your situation?

Right now, anxiety.

Listen, Joe, not to be uncool
to family and such...

Ex-family.

As you say. But, what do you
want from me, man?

We have this, uh, project,
and we're looking for help.

What kind of project?

Oh, well, we'd rather not say.

Well, that makes it harder
for me to help you.

We need
to find the type of people

who do bad things.

What makes you think that
I would know people like that?

I figured your kind move
in the same circles.

My kind? Entrepreneurs?

No. Lowlifes. Deadbeats.
Gangster types.

See, I'm sure
that you could point us

in the right direction.

What's wrong with him?

He's thinking.

Looks painful.

I know it looks it

but I've seen him do it before.

It's the drugs, you know?

Oh, yeah. Of course.

Oh, this stupid bitch.

I wish I could tase his old ass.

Here comes an eggplant.
Eggplant.

Hey, you.

Hi, Annie.
Hi!

You're here every day.
Don't you get a day off?

No, every day.

Man, tough schedule.
Mmm.

What are you going to do
with this eggplant?

I was thinking
about a ratatouille.

I like to slice it
paper thin for Parmesan.

You know,
it soaks up all the juices.

Okay. Sounds good.

You will never,
ever taste a better one.

I'm sure. Listen.

I think you're sweet,

and I find you very attractive.

Oh, you think I'm attractive.
You're a lovely person.

I think that's wonderful.

But you're not looking

for a relationship.
Is that right?

That's exactly right.

Well, you have made
that perfectly clear, Al.

You want to have dinner
some night?

What do I have to do?

I just don't think you hear me!

Oh, I hear you.
I hear you real good.

You know what I think?

I think we owe it to ourselves

to live every single day
that we have.

I feel that I really want to
get to know you better.

Share a meal with you.

I...

What? What is it, baby?

I have a roommate.

I have my own place.

Annie.
Yeah?

You make a hell
of an eggplant Parmesan.

Thank you.

World-class.

Thank you.

Scrambled eggs, Turkey sausage,

hash browns,
toast and coffee, please.

"Good morning, Mitzi.
Your hair looks nice today."

"Did you get your hair cut?"
"Oh yeah, Al, I did."

"And you know
what I'm in the mood for?"

"I don't know, Al. What?"

Mitzi, you look gorgeous.
You smell fantastic.

Now go get me some food,
because I'm starving to death.

All right.
That's more like it.

Didn't think
you'd be joining us today.

I'm too old for grudges.

That never stopped you.

Talk amongst yourselves.

Oh! Here! It's in print!

"Wechsler's pensioner's fund,
and assets

"to be distributed
to current debtors."

They're using
our retirement money

to pay utility bills.

And that isn't all.
Check this.

"Williamsburg savings bank

"will manage
the liquidation of the fund

"and the restructuring
of Wechsler's corporate debt."

That's my bank.
That's my bank.

That's my bank!

They're stealing
our goddamn pension!

That's what it says.

Forty years I worked for that
goddamn company

and now they're stealing
our pension.

Get it out of here.
I'm not hungry.

You want to take it home?
For go?

No! No, leave it here.

Nobody's taking anything
from me anymore.

You know something, Al?
You're complicated today.

I'm not coming back
to your table.

And no coins.

I'm not a laundromat.

I'm in.
I want to rob that bank.

It's as good a place as any.

Well, how do we start?

We get in touch with this fellow

that my ex-son-in-law
deals with.

Why is he going to help us?

Because, apparently,

this is the best weed
in Brooklyn.

Man, that's like a pillow.

Yeah, but it's a pillow
you can smoke.

Gentlemen,
let's go get our money back.

Hear. Hear.

Yeah!

Why would I help you?

25%. That's not
chicken scratch.

I could rob a bank on my own.
Make 100%.

I'm sure you can,
but this is easy money.

None of the risks.
Only the reward.

You show us the ropes,
you get paid.

Murphy does it right!
Shit right there.

You five-0?

We're practically eight-0.

Now, I don't know you from Adam.

How does Jesus know you're cool?

No, we're cool.

What's the matter?

What do you think
of these guys, huh?

What do you think?

What do you think, huh?
You tell me.

Aw, can I hold him? Can I?

Do you want to go with him?

He says okay.

He takes the whole bottle.

Tiny little fella.

I find this one
in a drainage ditch.

No!
Yeah.

People have no heart these days.

So what makes you think
you can pull it off?

Well, I don't know.
Thought we'd give it a go.

"Well, I don't know.
We'll just give it a go."

You could get life!

Which I guess for you,
isn't that long.

But you better think, old man,
and you better know.

This is not sitting on
a park bench playing bingo.

Listen, fella.

I don't have
to take shit from you.

I get enough
of this crap out there.

In 20 days, I will not have
a roof over my head.

My social security check
is a joke

and my pension is tits up.

Us three are going
to go through with it.

We are going
to go through with it.

If you want to make 25%
helping us, that's fine.

But if you don't

keep the bullshit to yourself!

That was a good speech, bro.

You going to help us?

Manana.

Uh...

You got any snacks?

Willie?
Huh?

I love the feeling of the air
on my face.

Me too.

Oh, my god! Look out.

We got little baby junkies here.

I think I'll get
a prescription for this.

Me too.
Heh.

This food is excellent tonight.

They must've changed recipes.

Same crap.
You got the munchies.

Hey. You mind?

Take 'em both.

Okay.

How much time do you think
you've got, Willie?

I don't know.

Take a guess.

Two, three years?

That's it? You look great!

Just a feeling. You asked.

What about you?

Oh, I'd guess, uh, seven years.

What about you, Al?

I have bad luck. I'll
probably live to be 100.

Then you can do both eulogies.

Got it.

So, that's 27 years total.

Our pensions average
45,000 dollars a year.

That's...

1,215,000 dollars

is what we withdraw
from the bank.

Hey, hey, hey!
What if we get more?

We give it to charity.

Yeah, but what if we get less?

I'm not going
to go through this twice.

Hey! That's our bank
right there.

Wait a second, you're going
to rob your own bank?

It's personal.

Okay. We skip
lesson number one.

What was lesson number one?

Never rob your own bank.

We'll move on
to lesson two then.

I've got 20 days
before I lose my house.

Robbing a bank is an art form.

Ten different people

will take the same place
10 different ways.

You need to come up with a plan

that is special for you.

Cameras, aqui, aqui.

One entrance.

One emergency exit.

The right getaway car
is very important.

Find something
they'll never suspect.

Just put 'em together like this.

Uh-huh.

Magic.

Good.

You have to be
in great physical shape.

Now I realize you guys
are 4,000 years old.

That is fabulous.

But under those masks

you're going to need to feel
like you're 20.

Wait! Wait! Wait!

Now this is crucial.

You have to have a solid alibi.

Wednesday the 15th?

That's the lodge fundraiser.

Solid alibi.

Do we have any volunteers
for the t-shirt committee?

Please put your hands down
in back.

We're trying to see
if there are volunteers

for the t-shirt committee.

We are volunteering, Milton.

All right.

Each teller's drawer is equipped

with dye packs
and tracing devices.

Now, they'll give you one
if they can

but they will never
endanger lives to do it.

The average police response time

to a robbery in progress

is between two and four minutes

depending on how near a unit
is to the scene

and how many other police calls

are in the vicinity.

Everything's
on the damn Internet.

Set your stopwatches
to two minutes.

And walk it
like it's the real deal.

4 minutes, 54 seconds.

Right now, you would all be
in the back of a cop car.

Your guns are only there
for the worst-case scenario.

You need to know how to shoot

but the last thing you want
to do is shoot anybody.

Who's on the door?

I'll handle that. Stand guard.
Keep watch.

You know how to handle a gun?

The more you practice

the better you'll be.

And come show time

you will stroll out of
that bank with more money

than you've ever seen.

Piece of cake.

Maybe the cops will be slow.

Attica! Attica! Attica!

Attica! Attica!

I don't want
to watch the ending.

Yeah, that didn't work out
too well.

How can he sleep?

He's getting laid.

Oh, yeah.

I remember what that was like.

You feeling good?

Yeah. Yeah. Good as gold.

Me too.

Nobody's going to get hurt.

That's right.

We get into trouble,
we're out of there.

That's right. Yeah.

Cops come, we lay down.

Hands in the air.

Two minutes tops.

Tops. Give or take.

Get some sleep, young man.

All right.
You too, young man.

Don't let the omelet
touch the fruit.

She likes a separation.

You do this every day?

Every day.
No shit.

Yes shit.

I wish my dad did this for me.

So does your daughter.

What are you doing here?

He's making brook's breakfast.

I see that. Why?

I'm training him. He's making
an effort to be a father.

Good morning.

Your father made you breakfast.

Holy shit!

Easy!
Language.

Sorry.

Your father will be
picking you up today.

Did he find Jesus or something?

Doubtful. He's figured out
how much he's missing.

Yeah, this week.

He's just not much
with the follow-through.

Give him a shot, babe.
For me.

Sure, Joe. But only
because you're my best friend.

I love you, kiddo.

You're going to do it all.

What's going with you today?

Do you have cancer or something?

No! No, no.
I'm as strong as an ox.

Okay.

It's carnival day.
Lots to do.

Yes. I'm coming
right after school.

Yup, and I'm going
to bring you fried dough

with your name on it.

Okay.
That's a little tight there.

I love you too.

Go make something of yourself.

I will, young man.

See you later...

Dad.

I've been giving you crap
for a long time, Murphy.

I guess I deserve it.
Mostly.

That's one of the smartest
things you ever said.

Listen, Joe.

Whatever it is you're doing,
you don't have to do it.

There's always another way.

My business is my business, kid.

Forget that you know it.

And if in the end,

I don't come back, it's on you.

I can't cover for you anymore.

You're her father.

You got to step up to
the plate. Act like a man.

Even if you have to fake it.

All right.

Okay, gents. Let's mingle.

Pick your target, win a prize!

Three in a row wins a prize!

Hello, Paulie.
Hot enough for you?

Perfect day for it.

I've got to check in
at the ticket office.

Well, be good.

I won't be good.
But I will be careful.

Okay, here you go.
Thank you.

You folks are popular.

Yeah. It's the cocaine.

You've got cocaine?

That was a joke, Milton.

Oh, okay, very funny.

Hang here for one minute.

I got to go
to the karaoke thing.

I can't. I got to check in
to the cotton candy booth.

Milton, that's where you are
right now.

It's okay.
You're better off not knowing.

We're closed.
We're out of cocaine.

Go away.

Beat it.

You can't just go
everywhere you want,

you gotta tell me.

Be careful in there.
Lots of monsters, you know.

Be very careful.

All right, watch your step.

I'm going in, Sam.

- Where did they go?
- I don't know!

I thought you had 'em!

I decided we should use blanks.

No one needs to get hurt
by accident.

Well, it's just us now, kids.

Fellas,

it's been a real hell of a time

planning a heist with you.

Can't think of two people
I'd rather have done it with.

Hear, hear.

Ditto.

Ladies and gentlemen...

This is an actual robbery.

Kiss the ground.
Don't breathe.

Don't move. Don't touch
the silent alarm

unless you like bullets
flying around your head.

Hit the dirt, big guy!

Put that gun away.

Okay, folks, we'll be out
of your lives in two minutes.

Get moving, blue eyes.

Here we go.

All tellers, please stand up
and open your windows.

Ten seconds.

No dye packs, no tracers.

You got me, see?
No tracers

no dye packs, no funny business.

Yes, Mr. Sinatra.

Nobody's gonna get hurt.

Twenty seconds.

Thank you.

Here you go, ma'am.

No funny business.
Do you know what that means?

I do. I do.

All of it, son.

Thirty seconds.

Give me everything you've got.

You can have her, mister.

Forty seconds.

Hey! Stick to the plan.

All units, all units

report to Williamsburg
savings bank.

We have a robbery in progress.
Repeat, we have a 10-30.

One minute!

I don't want to take you doll,
sweetheart.

You know, when my
granddaughter was your age

she had one just like it.

What's her name?

Okay, honey.
This man has a job to do.

His job's robbing banks?

No, sweetheart. Just trying
to see my family more often.

I did it...

What's happening?

You okay, mister?

Going to need a little help.

He's going
to need a little help.

Jesus Christ!

I'll get him.

Stay put.

Oh, my god!

Lucy!

His mask's too hot for him.

Thank you, sweetheart.
Thank you.

I can't breathe
when I wear masks, neither.

You're so sweet.

Two minutes.

What the hell's going on?

Can you make it out of here?

Yeah, I'm okay.

It's now or never, kid.

You stay in school, kiddo.

And don't rob banks,
you hear me?

Come on!

Hurry!

This is my bank!

Are you crazy?

Freeze!

Me freeze?

You don't tell me to freeze.
You freeze!

I'm not going to be
a victim anymore.

Tell them to freeze too.

They can hear you just fine.

What's the plan now?

I'm working on one.

Put your hands up

and drop the money.

Okay, in three seconds,
I'm going to shoot you.

You're going to do what?

I'll shoot back!

That's your plan?

One!

Two!

Next number's three!

I can count.

He's going to bloody shoot us.

Three!

You're a shit shot, pal.

Now you're going
to meet your maker.

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

Those were blanks, you dipshit.

Okay, folks. Count to 90
out loud and backward.

And don't stand up
until you get there.

Start counting!

Ninety, 89, 88, 87, 86...

Ah!

What's going on, Willie?

Nothing. I just got
a little overwhelmed,

that's all. I'm good.

That was a hell of a time
for a panic attack!

I'm sorry.

No need for that.
We made it.

Hard part's over.

Now's the time
for the grand finale.

He's inside doing
a video walkthrough.

You're gonna
have to stay right here...

Taxi! Taxi!

All right.

Astoria, queens, please.

He's not going to stop
anytime soon.

He'll eventually pass out.

Gentlemen,

can I interest you in dessert?

What kind of pie do you have?

We have key lime, vegan
pumpkin, cherry-mango...

A slice of each.

And more champagne.

Yeah, more champagne.

Champagne it is.

Whoa, no more booze for you.
Steady there.

Steady there, lightweight.

It's not the booze.

What?
Wait, it's not the booze?

Hey! Can you please
call an ambulance? Please?

Where does it hurt, Willie?

Everywhere.

Oh, god.

Oh, shit.
Oh, god.

Pull him up. It's wet.

Call an ambulance!

It just happened so quickly.

Zoom in.

Freeze frame there.

African-American?

Appears so.

Got to be at least late 60s.

Get stills of the others.

I want them
plastered everywhere.

He never talked about this?

Not a peep.

He holds things
very close to the vest.

He's very, very
tight emotionally.

Well...

Willie's in full renal failure.

He needs a kidney transplant.

Or what?

Let's just say, he won't
leave here without one.

They must have been
very young and nimble.

I fired a barrage of shots
at them

and they were able to
evade all the bullets.

I've been on the job
for a month now

and the bank
has been robbed twice.

So, I think I'm going to go back

to my job as a BARISTA

where I'm less likely
to be shot.

All I can say is,
thank god for me!

It was a day of heroism for me.

Hey!

We're famous.

Better. We're infamous.

Keep it down. We're not
out of the woods yet.

So, what's going on, Willie?

You don't come to us,
you don't tell us you're sick.

We're your friends, man.
We're all you got.

It's my business, guys.

Your business?
Your business.

Talk to him, Joe. I can't...
You're a selfish old bastard.

I don't get it, will.

I would have given you
my kidney last week.

Yours is probably no good.

I still would've given it
to you.

We're friends, Willie.

We're supposed to look after
each other, aren't we?

Well, let us do it. Okay?

The suspects
are armed, dangerous

and possibly in their
late 60s or early 70s.

They were disguised
as the rat pack.

Dean Martin, frank Sinatra,
and Sammy Davis Jr.

Let's get out of here.

The FBI has just released

this surveillance video
of the robbery.

If you have any information,

please call the number
on our screen.

I knew it. I knew when
I saw that bank surveillance.

Same height, same weight.

A lot of people fit that bill.

Yeah, but who runs like that?

We're going to need
a copy of this.

Got one right here.
Uh-uh.

I believe there's a reward.

A reward?

Yeah. I need the money.

My grandma
got locked up last night.

You know how it is,
right, brother?

Annie.
Yeah.

I have to talk to you.

I lost this tooth last week.

Did the tooth fairy come?

He brought me five dollars.

Five... you're kidding.

You know the most I ever got
was a quarter?

You can't buy anything with
quarters anymore, grandpa.

Tell me about it.

Willie?
Huh?

These men are with the FBI.

The FBI?

Must be bringing me a kidney.

Strike three!
You're out!

Way to go, kiddo.

Yes!

That's my girl!

Hey! I've got to go
and find a bathroom.

All right, man.

That was awesome, brook.

I need information about

the bank robbery.

Is there any information
you have

about the bank robbery?

Was there any involvement on
your end with the bank robbery?

Well, here's what I think.

Old man finds himself

in the middle of a bank robbery

and he gets his juices flowing.

And he thinks to himself...

"I could rob a bank...

"I'm smart.

"I've got nothing to lose.

"What's the worst
that can end up happening?

"I can end up spending
the last years of my life

"in some country club
style prison, rent-free."

You go to school for that?

Well, Mr. garner,

we seem to be missing
one hour of your existence.

Between 2:30 P.M.
and 3:30 P.M.

The same hour that three
elderly gentlemen

robbed 2.3 million dollars

from the Williamsburg
savings bank.

Wow, that's some hefty payday.

You were working
the haunted house ride

between 2:00 and 4:00?

That's what I said.

And you never left that ride?

Only to go inside,
scare the kids.

I got up, like I always do.

6:00 A.M.

I walked my granddaughter
to school.

Like I do every day.

Well, it's
a fairly new relationship,

so we spend
a lot of time together.

Let's see,
first thing in the morning,

we made love twice.

No.

Three times.

And that was it.

Annie Santori.

And then, we got up.
I made pancakes...

And then, I got dressed.

Got dressed.
Had breakfast at Nat's.

I go there...

Couple of times a week at least.

For years. He's a regular.

You seeing anybody?

I'm married with two kids.

Well, take my number.
Things happen.

I got dressed.

I gathered the tickets
for the ride booth.

I'm on that committee
for the fundraiser.

All right, boys,
good luck to us all.

Time to get in the bag.

Got to the park
around 2:00.

Talked to my friend Paul
for a few minutes,

then ran one
of the ticket booths.

Hi, Tony.

Good afternoon.

I've got you a souvenir.

Oh, thanks, Joe.
I needed a hat.

And that's where I was
for most of the carnival.

You can ask anyone
who bought a ticket.

They'll tell you they got it
from a handsome old gent

in a gray flat cap.

Then we went to the fair

and I was at the cotton
candy stand till 2:00

and then Mr. Milton Kupchak
relieved me.

Al was there all day.

At 2:30 P.M.?

Who?
Al?

Garner?

Yes.

He's here?

You know,
in the cotton candy booth,

he tried to sell me cocaine.

And I'm prepared to testify.

Kids love the haunted house.

Oh, my gosh!

Frankenstein's
one of their favorites.

Must have been in there
over an hour.

Yes, I've had stomach
issues for years

from all the drinking
I used to do.

It's called diverticulitis

and the doctor says
I should probably

have a section
of my colon removed.

I don't really like that idea.

So from 2:30
to 3:30, give or take...

You were...

Going to the bathroom?

Yes.

It's very tedious,

but I keep reading material
with me all the time.

Helps pass the time.

After that,
I found my lady friend

and we rehearsed
our karaoke performance.

Would you mind washing
this dirty laundry for me?

You got it.

Altogether, it was a
lovely day at the carnival.

Hit me with your best shot.

Oh!

Wow! Pretty
solid story, Mr. Harding.

The truth is easy to remember.

Yeah.
It was almost perfect.

Except let me tell you

a little something
about criminals.

They always make
one stupid mistake

that ends up screwing up
the whole plan.

I'm going to need you to take
a ride with me, Harding.

Yeah!

Okay, guys, let's go.

Clear the gym.
Official business.

Come on, man.
What the hell?

Out the back door there.

All right. Folks, come up.
Hurry up, let's go.

Let's go. Let's go.

Right over here.
Line them up.

I want you to start with
that man over there, okay?

Get a good look at his face.

I don't see him.

What?

He's not here.

Are you sure?

Yep. I'm positive.

I got a great memory.

Hey!
You want to have another look?

Not really.

Can I go home now?

Yeah.

Oh,

I thought you might
not be coming.

Well, here I am.

So, what's good here, Joey?

Nothing, really.

Why do you come?

I like bad coffee.

Yes. This I understand.

He has all his shots.

Rabies, distemper, Bordetella.
He's been neutered.

All the papers
are in the proper order.

You take your cut?

No. Not from you.

It is a culture's duty
to take care of its elderly.

It is a culture's duty
to take care of its elderly.

Where's the tattoo?

Henna, mi amigo.

Show the person with the worst
eyes an image he can't forget.

The Policía will be spinning
around for years.

That looks like
a gang tattoo to me.

If we can find this artist,

then we can find our perp.

Very impressive.

Eh, it's a tragedy.

FBI. Behind you.
Six o'clock.

Agent Hamer...

Would you like a bad coffee?

I'm a soy latte man,
Mr. Harding.

I'm lactose intolerant.

You left that behind
at evidence.

Oh.

How did you find me?

Well, that's what I do.

I find people.

This is my friend, Jesus.

He fosters dogs.

Special agent Hamer, FBI.

Jesus Garcia. Queens.

Are you, uh, adopting a puppy,
Mr. Harding?

Yes, yeah.
It's for my granddaughter.

She made the honor roll
at school.

That's great.

I love puppies.

You mind?

Uh, he might be sleeping.

That's okay.
I won't wake him.

Oh, good heavens, aren't you
just the cutest little thing?

Let me get a look at you
with your smushy face.

When I was just a kid...

I grew up with border collies.

Oh, now that's a great breed.
I just love border collies.

Yeah, they're wonderful.

Yeah, come here, little guy.

Yeah, yeah.

He's a cute little fella.

- Attaboy, come here.
- Come here, little fella.

Yeah, come over here.

Ah!

You little son of a bitch.

Oh, be careful there.
He's teething.

Yeah.

You have to watch
his little razor blades.

Thanks.

We don't want you
to bleed to death.

I got to get this little guy
back to the house

before my granddaughter
gets out of school.

What a nice surprise for her.

It'll knock her socks off.

Do you have a dog now,
agent Hamer?

No. It's my job.

Long hours.

I couldn't do that to an animal.

All right. Let's get this
little fella to his new home.

Ah, you boys are killing me
with these quart...

Someone just
dropped off this present.

Whoa!

Big piece.

Cut them up.

"Everyone deserves
a piece of the pie."

Ow!

Sorry, Mr. garner.

Thought you were
tougher than that.

I'm not tough.
I'm a very sensitive person.

I'm going to be honest with you.

I don't really
want to die today.

That's a new one.

But, if I do, I just want to say

that you've been a terrific
roommate and friend for

twenty-five years.

Twenty-five years?
It's been that long?

Seems like 25 days, doesn't it?

Yeah, it does.

Underwater.

Good one.

All right,
gentlemen. Here we go.

Let's say in life...

Come here!

If you're lucky, you get
a couple of great friends.

The people who are right
with you to the end.

You grow old together,

see it all together,
do it all together,

laugh and cry together.

Al garner was
one of those guys for me.

There will not be
many men like him.

Willing to risk all for others.

Give you a kind word...

Or a kidney.

And complain about it
every step of the way.

That's you.

That's not altogether true.

- Annie.
- Yes.

He's your problem now.

Thanks.

Good luck. May you enjoy

every minute
of every moment you have.

We love you.

We love you too, young man.

Cheers! Cheers, everyone.

Cheers!

Let's give it up
for the wedding party!

I'm gonna revise
my estimate, Joey.

How's that?

I may be around
another 20 years.

Not with Al's kidney.

That's 10 years, tops.

Close enough. I'll take it.

Here he comes.

What's the matter?

My face is killing me.

I never had to smile
so much in my life.

So? What's it like?

What's what like?

Being married, dummy.

I... I don't know how
any of this happened.

I mean, I don't even
remember proposing.

I mean, I feel like a raccoon

caught in a bear trap
with one leg stuck.

She's a terrific person.

I mean, she's sexy,
we get it on.

She's a great cook.

Uh, she likes me the way I am.

I don't even like me
the way I am.

Everything is terrific,
but I got to tell you...

I'm experiencing
this very odd feeling.

I think it might be happiness.

Cheers! Your glass
is officially full.