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- Three people.
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One slice.
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Classic scenario.
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What to do, what to do?
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I mean, nobody wants
to be the one
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to take the last slice...
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[Chewing]
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- What?
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
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Another WEB-DL sync and
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Season 1 Episode 25
"The Muh-Muh-Muh-Murder"
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- I hope you saved room...
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for the bill!
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[Laughs]
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- Let me get yours, Porky.
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I still feel bad about
you losing your job.
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- Oh, no, it's OK.
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I got a new job.
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I'm doing catering.
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- Catering?
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Nobody wants a pig
handling their food.
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Besides, isn't that a
lot of temptation?
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I mean, your name's not
"Health and Fitness Pig".
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It's Porky Pig!
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Am I right?
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[Laughs]
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- Couldn't you at least pretend
to reach for your wallet?
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- I don't have a wallet.
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Besides, I shouldn't
have to pay.
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It's my birthday.
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- Your birthday's not
until next week.
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- Oh-ho, we're well within
the birthday zone.
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[Cell phone rings]
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- It's Lola.
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Hey!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, slow down.
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Lola, calm down.
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Lola, stop.
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I can't understand you.
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Where are you?
Where are you?
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OK, I'm coming.
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- Oh, dear.
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Poor Lola.
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- Don't feel bad for her.
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You're the one who got
stuck with the bill.
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Am I right?
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You guys are too sensitive.
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Original Air Date:
January 31, 2012 on Cartoon Network
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[Laughter]
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- Oh, hey, Bugs,
what are you doing here?
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- You called me.
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You were hysterical!
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- Oh, right.
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- It's a simple fracture.
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She'll have the cast off
in about six weeks.
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- How did it happen?
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- It's crazy.
I was out buying cupcakes
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when I noticed a baby stuck
on top of a building.
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I knew I had to save that baby,
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so I finished my cupcake
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and shimmied up the drain pipe,
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when suddenly, the drain pipe
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starting coming lose
from the building!
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- And you fell and broke your leg?
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- No.
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I let go of the drain pipe
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just in time and grabbed
hold of the telephone wire.
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So there I was,
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hanging from the wire.
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I started swinging
myself back and forth
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until finally I flung
myself as high as I could
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hoping I would make
it to the roof,
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but I didn't make
it to the roof.
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I was totally out of control
and I went crashing through
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a giant plate-glassed window!
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- And that's when you broke your leg?
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- No.
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I landed flat on my back in the
middle of some girl's apartment.
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She was super sweet.
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We're totally having
lunch next week.
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Anyway, I found my
way to the elevator,
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but it was out of service,
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so I had to pry open the doors
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and throw myself into
the elevator shaft.
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- You fell down an elevator shaft?
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- Will you please just listen?
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I caught the elevator cables,
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I pulled myself
up hand over hand
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until I finally reached the top,
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where I kicked the grate
open with my feet
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and catapulted myself
onto the roof.
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But right before I
could grab the baby,
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it turned, and I realized
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it wasn't a baby,
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it was a crow!
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[Cawing]
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And it attacked me.
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- What?
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I tried to fend it off,
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but he was one of those angry crows, and
no matter what I did, he kept attacking.
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He wouldn't stop.
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And just kept attacking
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and attacking until
finally I lost my balance
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and fell 15 stories.
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- And that's when you broke your leg.
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- No, I landed on an inflatable
gorilla in front of a car dealership.
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- So how did you break your leg?
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- Oh, I was here for a check-up,
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and I slipped getting
up on this table.
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It's really high.
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You should try it.
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No, wait, don't.
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You'll break your leg.
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Like me!
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- She's a keeper.
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- What are we doing here?
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- I'm dropping you off.
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- Bugs isn't here.
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How am I supposed to get inside?
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- Use your keys.
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- I don't have keys.
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So you don't have a wallet or keys?
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- Porky, I'm a spiritual being.
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I'm not interested in
material possessions.
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Ooh, can I have these?
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Just take me to your house.
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- Um, uh, can't I drop
you off at Tina's?
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- Tina's at work.
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Why don't you want to
take me to your house?
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- Oh, no, it's just...
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- It's just what?
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- Oh, nothing, I'm...
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- You're what?
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What are you up to?
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What are you hiding?
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- Nothing.
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[Opens glove compartment]
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- Aha!
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You were hiding these.
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All I'm saying is,
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you need to be charming
to do catering.
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You're not charming.
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- Just go watch TV.
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I've got some cooking to do.
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- Ptthh, catering.
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You should get a job where you don't
have to interact with people.
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Maybe something with a computer where
people don't have to look at you.
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That would be good for you.
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'Cause you're a creepy recluse
who keeps to himself.
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[Turns on TV]
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- Breaking news in the case
of the suburban strangler.
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Until now, the police
have had little to go on,
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other than the assumption
that the killer is a creepy recluse
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who keeps to himself.
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- Huh, that's how I
just described Porky.
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- But now a witness
has come forward,
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giving police a physical
description of the suspect.
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- The guy we're looking for is
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chubby, short and bald,
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with a pig-like nose.
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- Chubby, short and bald,
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with a pig-like nose?
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- If you see anyone matching
this description,
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call 911.
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[Chop]
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[Chop]
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[Chop]
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[Chop]
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Mother!
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[Thud]
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[Groaning]
[Clock ticking]
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What happened?
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Where am I?
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[Clock ticking]
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[Gasp]
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I'm in Porky's house.
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[Gasp]
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Porky's the suburban strangler!
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I've got to call 911!
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Ahh!
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I don't remember the
number for 911.
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Think.
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Think, man.
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I know.
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I'll call 411
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and ask them for the number for 911.
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Ahh!
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I don't know the number for 411.
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I'll call Bugs!
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He's filled with useless information
like emergency phone numbers.
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[Dialing]
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He cut the phone line!
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[Shrieks]
[Crash]
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Porky!
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You scared me.
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Not that you're scary.
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I just didn't expect you to be
standing there like a psychopath.
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Not that you're a psychopath!
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- Are you feeling better?
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- Mm-hmm. Much better.
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All better, in fact.
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I should probably
be getting home.
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I'm sure Bugs is back by now.
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- Oh, OK.
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I'll drive you.
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- Wait, they say never let your attacker
take you to a second location.
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- What?
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If you drive me to my house,
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you'd be taking me to
a second location.
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- So?
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- Nice try, chubby.
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But you're not taking me anywhere.
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You think I'm chubby?
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You're not just chubby.
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You're chubby, short and bald,
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with a pig-like nose.
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- Aah!
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How rude!
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- Awfully sensitive for
a wanted killer.
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- Thanks for getting all my stuff.
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I really feel like I'm at home.
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[Squeak]
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- Remind me again why
you're not at home?
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- [Scoffs] Because you're taking
care of me and you live here.
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See? I'm doing you a favor.
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- Gee, thanks.
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- You won't even know I'm here.
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Oh, Bugs?
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- Yes?
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- I'm kind of thirsty.
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Do you mind getting
me a glass of milk?
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- Milk.
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- Oh, no, wait. I'm allergic to milk.
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How about a soda?
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Diet soda, though.
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Oh, no, wait, regular soda.
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I need the calories.
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You know what, sorry.
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Soda's bad for you.
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How about an orange juice?
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No, wait, apple juice.
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No, orange juice.
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No! Apple juice.
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You know what?
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Just give me the milk and
we'll see what happens.
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- What's that?
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- Water.
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- Oh!
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It's just what I wanted.
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[Gulping]
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Ahh.
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I got to pee.
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[Groans]
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- When do you get your cast off again?
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- Only six weeks.
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[Groaning]
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[Crickets chirping]
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- Canopy bed,
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embroidered pillows,
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lace curtains?
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This is either the bedroom
of an 80 year old woman
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or a deranged killer.
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No knives, no guns,
no body parts.
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[Gasps]
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Great day in the morning!
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How many sunglasses
does one pig need?
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Is it possible that Porky's
not the suburban strangler?
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Could it be that he just happens
to be chubby, short and bald,
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and I'm jumping to an
outlandish conclusion
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because I'm a paranoid,
271
00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:45,938
hateful fear mongerer?
272
00:09:48,878 --> 00:09:50,958
No, that's the face of a killer.
273
00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:52,549
[Door opens and creaks]
274
00:10:05,829 --> 00:10:07,530
[Dialing]
275
00:10:07,548 --> 00:10:09,399
[Line ringing]
- It's me.
276
00:10:09,431 --> 00:10:10,939
It has to be tonight.
277
00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:12,352
I think he's on to me.
278
00:10:12,477 --> 00:10:15,124
Come pick up Daffy when
I'm done with him.
279
00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:17,186
He'll be in the garage.
280
00:10:17,187 --> 00:10:19,147
In the freezer.
281
00:10:19,171 --> 00:10:20,951
[Hangs up]
282
00:10:22,912 --> 00:10:25,589
What is all this?
283
00:10:31,217 --> 00:10:32,553
- I've got to get out of here!
284
00:10:33,297 --> 00:10:34,591
[Shrieking]
285
00:10:36,012 --> 00:10:37,348
He's locked me in!
286
00:10:37,349 --> 00:10:40,653
[Grunting]
287
00:10:40,684 --> 00:10:42,348
- Where are you going?
288
00:10:43,465 --> 00:10:44,723
- Oh! Uh, nowhere.
289
00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:46,610
I was just getting
a little hungry.
290
00:10:46,630 --> 00:10:47,865
- Let me make you something.
291
00:10:47,866 --> 00:10:48,927
How about a sandwich?
292
00:10:48,946 --> 00:10:50,223
- Oh, why, thank you.
293
00:10:50,348 --> 00:10:52,749
I would love a sandwich.
294
00:10:58,753 --> 00:11:00,116
- He's toying with me.
295
00:11:00,282 --> 00:11:02,826
He's going to chop me up
into a million pieces.
296
00:11:03,119 --> 00:11:04,221
He's going to cook me!
297
00:11:04,222 --> 00:11:05,571
He's going to wear me!
298
00:11:05,696 --> 00:11:07,084
Wait a minute.
299
00:11:07,085 --> 00:11:08,295
Calm down.
300
00:11:08,326 --> 00:11:10,920
This is Porky you're talking about!
301
00:11:10,966 --> 00:11:12,569
You've known him
your whole life.
302
00:11:13,014 --> 00:11:14,632
He wouldn't hurt a fly.
303
00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:17,169
He's a sweetheart!
304
00:11:17,239 --> 00:11:18,490
Oh, no.
305
00:11:18,491 --> 00:11:20,353
I've got Stockholm syndrome.
306
00:11:20,478 --> 00:11:22,639
I've fallen in love
with my captor!
307
00:11:22,805 --> 00:11:25,058
- It's chopped liver.
308
00:11:25,183 --> 00:11:26,476
- Whose?!
309
00:11:26,517 --> 00:11:28,019
- What?
310
00:11:32,087 --> 00:11:33,165
[Chuckles]
311
00:11:33,189 --> 00:11:34,432
- You know what?
312
00:11:34,455 --> 00:11:37,333
I just realized I'm not hungry.
313
00:11:37,662 --> 00:11:39,823
[Clanging]
314
00:11:39,989 --> 00:11:42,114
I think I should lie back down.
315
00:11:46,137 --> 00:11:48,371
[Clanging]
316
00:11:48,803 --> 00:11:49,959
[Vase break]
317
00:11:49,999 --> 00:11:52,002
Sorry!
318
00:11:52,168 --> 00:11:54,978
[Door closes]
319
00:12:08,976 --> 00:12:10,603
- What are you doing?
320
00:12:10,776 --> 00:12:11,508
- Oh!
321
00:12:11,509 --> 00:12:12,861
Is this not the bathroom?
322
00:12:12,893 --> 00:12:14,010
My mistake.
323
00:12:14,011 --> 00:12:15,607
I thought this was the bathroom.
324
00:12:15,774 --> 00:12:18,266
- Do not go in there.
325
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,613
- I wouldn't dream of it.
326
00:12:21,146 --> 00:12:22,948
If you'll excuse me,
327
00:12:22,994 --> 00:12:25,072
I have some business
to attend to.
328
00:12:27,905 --> 00:12:30,808
- "I have some business to attend to."
329
00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:33,415
That's what a killer says
right before he kills!
330
00:12:33,424 --> 00:12:34,261
Or is it,
331
00:12:34,262 --> 00:12:35,268
"get in the van."
332
00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,608
No, it's "I have some business to attend to."
333
00:12:37,649 --> 00:12:40,610
[Clanging, sharpening]
334
00:12:44,094 --> 00:12:48,359
[Stairs creaking]
335
00:12:49,322 --> 00:12:50,549
[Chop]
336
00:12:58,053 --> 00:12:59,555
[Gasping]
337
00:13:01,236 --> 00:13:03,388
That poor woman!
338
00:13:03,513 --> 00:13:05,491
Well, at least it's over.
339
00:13:05,616 --> 00:13:09,120
[Chainsawing]
340
00:13:09,286 --> 00:13:11,396
- [Screaming]
341
00:13:11,521 --> 00:13:13,165
- Daffy?
342
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,662
[Whooshes]
343
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,955
- [Gasping]
344
00:13:23,956 --> 00:13:25,428
Can I help you?
345
00:13:25,594 --> 00:13:27,930
I thought I heard
you downstairs.
346
00:13:28,096 --> 00:13:29,818
- Nope.
347
00:13:29,819 --> 00:13:31,130
Been here the whole time.
348
00:13:31,153 --> 00:13:33,109
Just reading the paper.
349
00:13:38,488 --> 00:13:40,443
Yesterday's news!
350
00:13:40,609 --> 00:13:42,612
- Can I bring you some tea.
351
00:13:42,786 --> 00:13:43,707
- [Chuckles]
352
00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:45,863
That sounds lovely.
353
00:14:09,846 --> 00:14:11,190
What could be in here?
354
00:14:11,315 --> 00:14:12,576
Bodies,
355
00:14:12,577 --> 00:14:13,833
torture machines?
356
00:14:13,873 --> 00:14:15,443
Why do I want to go in there?
357
00:14:15,444 --> 00:14:18,686
Because I was told not to and I
have a problem with authority.
358
00:14:19,683 --> 00:14:22,597
[Door open and creaking]
359
00:14:22,692 --> 00:14:24,436
[Gasping]
360
00:14:24,561 --> 00:14:25,842
- Hey, Lola.
361
00:14:25,843 --> 00:14:27,782
I got your Chinese food.
362
00:14:27,948 --> 00:14:29,367
Lola?
363
00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:30,771
Lola!
364
00:14:30,772 --> 00:14:31,754
- Coming.
365
00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:34,840
[Beep]
[Whirring]
366
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,496
- What is that?
367
00:14:36,497 --> 00:14:37,950
- It's a stair lift.
368
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:40,491
I felt so bad that you were
having to carry me up and down,
369
00:14:40,514 --> 00:14:42,373
so I had one installed
while you were gone.
370
00:14:42,404 --> 00:14:43,776
It's top of the line,
371
00:14:43,777 --> 00:14:45,841
that's why it's so quiet.
372
00:14:46,007 --> 00:14:47,526
Almost there.
373
00:14:47,651 --> 00:14:49,027
Here I come.
374
00:14:49,152 --> 00:14:52,731
Just a few... More... Steps.
375
00:14:52,856 --> 00:14:54,399
Oooh.
376
00:14:54,524 --> 00:14:57,236
And...
377
00:14:57,361 --> 00:14:59,404
Almost there.
378
00:14:59,529 --> 00:15:02,207
OK. Here I come.
379
00:15:02,924 --> 00:15:04,734
[Beep]
There!
380
00:15:04,798 --> 00:15:05,986
What's that?
381
00:15:06,027 --> 00:15:07,850
- Your Chinese food.
382
00:15:07,946 --> 00:15:09,249
- That's not Chinese food.
383
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,024
Chinese food's flat and round
384
00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:12,391
with cheese and tomato sauce
385
00:15:12,392 --> 00:15:13,719
and bunch of different toppings.
386
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:14,978
- That's called pizza.
387
00:15:14,979 --> 00:15:18,120
- Well, I don't know. I don't
speak Chinese. [Chuckles]
388
00:15:18,121 --> 00:15:19,250
Thanks!
389
00:15:19,283 --> 00:15:20,459
[Door opens and closes]
390
00:15:20,541 --> 00:15:22,728
Oh, I think I have to pee again.
391
00:15:22,853 --> 00:15:23,996
[Beep]
[Whirring]
392
00:15:24,121 --> 00:15:25,090
There we go.
393
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,769
Now we're really moving.
394
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,011
There we go.
395
00:15:28,012 --> 00:15:29,128
All right, come on.
396
00:15:29,151 --> 00:15:30,003
Here we go.
397
00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:32,555
[Whistling]
398
00:15:40,478 --> 00:15:42,505
[Humming]
399
00:15:55,744 --> 00:15:57,219
[Gasping]
400
00:15:57,495 --> 00:16:00,089
[Humming]
401
00:16:06,368 --> 00:16:08,012
- What are you doing in here?!
402
00:16:08,071 --> 00:16:09,493
- [Shrieks]
403
00:16:09,494 --> 00:16:11,353
I know what you're up to!
404
00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:14,889
Then you leave me no choice.
405
00:16:18,308 --> 00:16:19,292
- Make it fast.
406
00:16:19,293 --> 00:16:20,839
I don't deserve to suffer!
407
00:16:20,871 --> 00:16:22,332
I mean, I probably do,
408
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:23,527
but I don't want to!
409
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,329
- Happy Birthday.
410
00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:29,218
- Say what?
411
00:16:31,899 --> 00:16:34,043
- I know it's early, but
412
00:16:34,063 --> 00:16:36,172
you said you knew my secret, so
413
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:37,357
I hope you like it.
414
00:16:37,492 --> 00:16:40,581
- A collage made out of
assorted photos of me?
415
00:16:40,747 --> 00:16:44,013
What on earth would possess you
to make something this creepy?
416
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:48,464
- Uh, because that's what you specifically
told me you wanted for your birthday.
417
00:16:48,527 --> 00:16:50,377
You sent me the photos.
418
00:16:50,408 --> 00:16:52,927
- So you don't
want to murder me?
419
00:16:53,093 --> 00:16:54,713
- Why would I want
to murder you?
420
00:16:54,728 --> 00:16:55,401
[Gasps]
421
00:16:55,402 --> 00:16:57,432
Only a murderer would
ask that question!
422
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:03,445
[Shrieking and srceaming]
423
00:17:06,699 --> 00:17:08,741
[Stammering] Whoa!
424
00:17:08,757 --> 00:17:11,552
[Thud] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
425
00:17:20,662 --> 00:17:22,289
- Eh.
- Ohh!
426
00:17:22,455 --> 00:17:25,083
- Speedy...
- Speedy?
427
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,309
What did you do to Speedy?
428
00:17:30,255 --> 00:17:33,392
Look who's got a wallet
and keys now, chubby!
429
00:17:33,743 --> 00:17:35,043
[Groaning]
430
00:17:35,093 --> 00:17:37,820
[Engine stalling]
431
00:17:38,096 --> 00:17:40,656
[Groaning]
432
00:17:43,268 --> 00:17:45,670
[Screaming]
433
00:17:45,937 --> 00:17:47,982
[Tires squealing]
434
00:17:56,990 --> 00:17:59,702
[Both screaming]
435
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,850
- Six weeks.
436
00:18:06,935 --> 00:18:08,427
[Daffy and Porky screaming]
437
00:18:08,464 --> 00:18:10,986
That's a good way
to kill somebody!
438
00:18:11,296 --> 00:18:13,716
- Whoa!
- Aah!
439
00:18:20,305 --> 00:18:22,198
[Groaning]
440
00:18:22,474 --> 00:18:24,268
[Groaning]
441
00:18:26,478 --> 00:18:28,147
- In your face!
442
00:18:32,242 --> 00:18:34,210
[Porky screaming]
443
00:18:34,569 --> 00:18:35,778
[Thud]
444
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:37,923
[Car hissing]
445
00:18:38,048 --> 00:18:40,449
Ohh!
446
00:18:43,244 --> 00:18:45,621
[Groaning]
447
00:18:51,461 --> 00:18:52,727
- Oh, no!
448
00:18:52,728 --> 00:18:53,679
I'm too late!
449
00:18:53,713 --> 00:18:54,773
[Bell dings]
450
00:18:54,898 --> 00:18:56,899
Speedy!
451
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,636
[Gasps]
452
00:18:58,802 --> 00:19:00,971
- Surprise!
453
00:19:03,953 --> 00:19:07,055
- Aww, I missed it!
454
00:19:07,307 --> 00:19:09,279
- Happy early birthday, Daffy!
455
00:19:09,346 --> 00:19:12,126
Piggy was planning to throw
this on your actual birthday,
456
00:19:12,149 --> 00:19:14,212
but he called and said
we'd have to do it tonight
457
00:19:14,235 --> 00:19:16,431
because you were getting suspicious.
458
00:19:16,431 --> 00:19:18,951
You're lucky to have such a nice friend.
459
00:19:19,005 --> 00:19:20,850
- Nice friend?
460
00:19:20,888 --> 00:19:23,177
Or the suburban strangler!
461
00:19:23,193 --> 00:19:24,763
- [All gasping]
- The strangler?
462
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:25,927
Que que?
463
00:19:25,950 --> 00:19:28,159
- I'm not the suburban strangler!
464
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,646
- He trapped me in his home!
465
00:19:29,677 --> 00:19:31,877
He locked the door so
I couldn't escape!
466
00:19:31,924 --> 00:19:32,940
- What?!
467
00:19:32,941 --> 00:19:34,361
The door wasn't locked.
468
00:19:34,431 --> 00:19:35,790
Well, then, how come
469
00:19:35,798 --> 00:19:38,583
I couldn't just
open it, like this?
470
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:43,097
[Grunting]
471
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,090
- No. Just pull it, man.
472
00:19:45,091 --> 00:19:46,583
It's not that heavy.
473
00:19:46,598 --> 00:19:48,884
Kids use it all the
time, little kids!
474
00:19:49,185 --> 00:19:51,859
[Groaning]
475
00:19:51,883 --> 00:19:53,055
[Exhales]
476
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,088
- It doesn't matter.
477
00:19:55,089 --> 00:19:56,549
What does matter
478
00:19:56,573 --> 00:19:58,628
is that you cut the phone line
479
00:19:58,629 --> 00:20:00,356
so I couldn't call for help!
480
00:20:00,372 --> 00:20:02,644
- Are you talking about the
phone in the guest room?
481
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:03,763
It's an antique!
482
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:06,013
It's just for decoration.
483
00:20:06,267 --> 00:20:08,907
- Then how do you explain
the blood on your hands?
484
00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:10,387
- This is paint.
485
00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:12,472
For the banner I
made for your party.
486
00:20:15,076 --> 00:20:18,989
You may have all
these people fooled,
487
00:20:19,015 --> 00:20:22,666
but I saw you murder a woman!
488
00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:23,925
- What?!
489
00:20:23,941 --> 00:20:26,475
- With a chainsaw!
490
00:20:26,556 --> 00:20:28,875
That was an ice sculpture.
491
00:20:28,889 --> 00:20:30,141
Of you!
492
00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:36,248
- [Bell dings]
- What's going on?
493
00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:38,515
Daffy's surprise party.
494
00:20:38,523 --> 00:20:40,563
I thought that was
supposed to be next week.
495
00:20:40,577 --> 00:20:42,227
[Sighs]
496
00:20:42,238 --> 00:20:45,126
- We interrupt this program
with a special alert.
497
00:20:45,157 --> 00:20:47,743
The suburban strangler
has been captured.
498
00:20:53,055 --> 00:20:55,499
- You got to admit, there's
a strong resemblance.
499
00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:57,167
Am I right?!
500
00:21:01,603 --> 00:21:04,147
- If anyone's going to
murder you, it's me.
501
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,513
- What's that thing?
502
00:21:07,305 --> 00:21:09,164
- Don't worry, I'm getting rid of it.
503
00:21:11,399 --> 00:21:12,904
I got your pizza.
504
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,667
What is this?
505
00:21:14,683 --> 00:21:17,308
- I didn't know when you'd be
back, so I ordered Chinese food.
506
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,016
You want some?
507
00:21:18,141 --> 00:21:20,411
Mmm. Mmm!
508
00:21:20,504 --> 00:21:22,477
You can really taste
the kung pao.
509
00:21:22,478 --> 00:21:23,728
It is strong.
510
00:21:23,751 --> 00:21:25,368
Mmm. Mmm.
511
00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:26,181
- Oh, no.
512
00:21:26,182 --> 00:21:27,683
You're not getting rid of this.
513
00:21:27,992 --> 00:21:30,061
I'm never walking upstairs again.
514
00:21:30,186 --> 00:21:32,521
[Beep]
[Whirring]
515
00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:37,940
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516
00:21:39,444 --> 00:21:43,967
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00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:47,136
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00:21:47,137 --> 00:21:49,902
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519
00:22:04,471 --> 00:22:05,971
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520
00:22:08,012 --> 00:22:10,001
- I still think
Porky's a murderer
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