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The fuck were you doing
last week
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that was more important
than watching Shameless?
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Protesting homophobia
and bigotry?
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Damn right you were.
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Now watch the show!
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They made a list
of the rapiest bars
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on the South Side,
and The Alibi's number one?
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I can't go to public school.
Hopkins made me soft.
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I have manners now.
I eat p�t�.
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There's three weeks
of school left,
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and you got to go somewhere.
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What if I help you
get better grades?
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For free?
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No, for protection
from Cracker Girl.
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Okay, deal.
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Your political contributions
are welcome
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and most appreciated.
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Mo White is our only hope.
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You sure this isn't
about the money, Frank?
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Of course it's about
the money, Tommy.
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- You got a sister?
- Half-sister.
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She's been in and out of rehab,
like, 100 times.
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I look after her kid sometimes.
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The woman who owns box 669...
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Could you tell me about her?
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- I mean, what's she like?
- She's a junkie.
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Her daughter's in here
all the time looking for her.
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There's a kid...
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I want you to recommend
to West Point.
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I already recommended someone.
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- Oh!
- Bitch, I'm not asking.
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What's his name?
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Carl Gallagher.
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Aah!
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Why do you wear
an ankle bracelet
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that shocks you
when you get near a school?
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She told me she was 18.
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- But...
- But?
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She wasn't.
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No.
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I'm not feeling so good.
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Think I'm coming down
with something.
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Buddy, it's not happening.
You're going to school. Go.
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It's a waste of time.
I'm not learning anything.
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Can you just homeschool me?
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No coffee.
Milk or juice.
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All the famous people
are homeschooled...
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Leonardo da Vinci, Abe Lincoln,
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Justin Bieber.
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I don't see you
painting the ceiling
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of the Sistine Chapel
anytime soon, Biebs.
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Go.
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Hey, Carl, how much longer
those dogs
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gonna be dying down there?
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It's in God's hands now.
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Well, tell God to hurry
the fuck up, all right?
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The whole house stinks.
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I'm providing
an essential service
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to below-the-poverty-line
animal lovers
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while racking up
on community service hours
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for my West Point application.
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- It's a win-win.
- Hey.
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Military service is for losers.
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Spoken like a true patriot.
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And I'll be proud to protect
your Constitutional right
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to be an asshole, Frank.
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- What's with the outfit?
- Got to hit the stump with Mo.
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Tomorrow's election day.
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We're fighting
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for the under-represented
Caucasian male.
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I think you're on the wrong
side of history on this one.
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Oh, I know Mo probably
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- isn't gonna win.
- Probably?
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But democracy's about
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fighting for what
you believe is right.
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And rounding up as much
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campaign contribution cash
as possible.
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Mo isn't taking money
from lobbyists
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and corporate elites.
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Only small donations
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from the local citizenry.
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'Cause nobody with any sense
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would want to support
a pedophile.
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Au contraire, fruit of my loins.
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No less a luminary
than the president
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of these United States
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supported a candidate
of questionable sexual history
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in regard to the chasing
of underage tail.
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Yeah, and the guy lost.
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How much you getting paid,
Frank?
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Here you go.
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I take a small stipend,
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as is the custom
for campaign managers.
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Might not want to wear
that shirt
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out of the house, Frank.
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Hey, you okay?
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Couldn't sleep.
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Got used to all the noise
in jail.
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It's too quiet here.
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First time anybody's ever
said that about this place.
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Hey, you meet
your public defender yet?
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Geneva and the Gay Jesus donors
got a lawyer for me.
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Rich queer,
too much time on his hands
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since same-sex marriage
got fixed.
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All right.
Hey, Xan, Liam, we got to go.
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Here you go.
Hey, uh, Ian,
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Debbie was supposed
to come home last night.
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Franny's sleeping upstairs.
Can you keep an eye on her
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until, uh, she gets back?
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Debbie didn't come home
last night?
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No, no, she said she was going
to see a band with some friend.
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Just like her mother,
ready to spread her legs
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for any guy with a wallet chain
and a flaming skull tattoo.
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Still Father of the Year, Frank.
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You have time for breakfast?
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Yeah, sure.
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- I work swing today.
- Mm.
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Mm.
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Patsy's?
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Ah, you mind if we stay in?
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I can make us some waffles.
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- Waffles?
- Yeah.
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I love waffles.
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Mm.
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And I have fresh strawberries.
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- Fresh strawberries?
- Mm-hmm.
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I love fresh strawberries.
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I just can't believe
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that Frank is supporting
that child-fucker Mo White.
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I'm surprised anything
Frank does still surprises you.
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You have time
to knock on a few doors
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for Ruiz with me later?
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Ruiz, not Wyman?
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Why would I support Wyman?
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'Cause she's a woman.
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Oh, I should support her
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just 'cause she's a woman?
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So you would never support
a woman 'cause you're a man?
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Ruiz is pro-development,
pro-business.
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He'll be good
for the South Side.
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And he'll be good for you.
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I'm not gonna apologize
for enlightened self-interest.
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That's what makes America work.
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Spoken like a true robber baron.
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Spoken like a true socialist.
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I'm Irish... free health care,
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free college tuition.
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Endless rain, potato famine.
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Bit behind the times,
aren't you?
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It doesn't rain?
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Patsy's at 5:00.
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We'll hit Pilsen.
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We got to get
those Ruiz votes out
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so I can continue
exploiting the masses.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh.
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Sure they wouldn't
have been better off
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if you'd just gassed them
like you were supposed to?
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I couldn't bring myself
to do it.
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How are you gonna order men
to kill the enemy
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if you can't put down
a couple of old dogs?
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What?
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That's what officers do...
Order men to kill.
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What'd you think they were
gonna teach you at West Point,
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marching cadences?
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Is that what Gay Jesus would do?
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What, kill old dogs?
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Hell, no.
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Gay Jesus is all
about inclusion and grace,
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but you're not looking
to get into Heaven.
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You want to lead
lean, mean murdering machines.
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Can't kill a couple of old dogs,
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might be about time
to start considering...
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teaching kindergarten?
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Nursing school?
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You don't think someone
could misinterpret that sign?
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What?
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How? If you have
a vagina, you're safe.
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Vagina Safe Zone.
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But it could mean
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all the vaginas inside
are safe from disease.
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There is no way we are still
on that rapiest bar list.
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We have all the signed
sex consent forms,
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we took down
all the rapey posters
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and the bondage stuff.
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It's time to call that bitch
from the Southside Beat
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and get her back here
to re-inspect.
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Mo, where you been?
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I've been looking
all over for you.
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Today's about
getting out the Mo vote
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and rounding up a few more
campaign contributions
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while we still can.
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Bus'll be along any minute.
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You okay?
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Did you see the polls
in the Tribune this morning?
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They have us
at six percent, Frank.
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Six.
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I didn't get back into politics
to be humiliated.
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No, no, no, you got to look
at the glass as half-full.
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The Tribune had us at three
on Saturday.
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You've doubled your support
in two days.
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There's the bus.
Okay.
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Let's do it.
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Yeah?
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Mo?
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Eh...
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Mmm.
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These are wonderful waffles.
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Right?
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Right, thank you.
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- Very crispy.
- Mm-hmm.
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Nice.
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Mm.
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- Hmm?
- Mmm.
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Let's move in together.
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- We should move in together.
- Yeah, we should.
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Let's check our progress
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on Chapter 13.
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You have 20 minutes
to answer the ten questions.
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Don't spend all your time
on any one question.
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If you don't know the answer,
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move on to the next
and come back
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if you have time left.
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Hi.
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Excuse me.
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Sorry. Okay.
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Sorry. Okay.
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Hey, Tyesha, what the hell
is this?
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Oh, your dad came by.
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He said you were okay
with him putting it up.
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Where is my Ru...
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Scotch tape, please.
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Okay. Last time.
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Enjoy.
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Hey.
Wyman?
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Give it.
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Take off the Wyman buttons.
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Guys, no electioneering
in the workplace.
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Thank you.
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No.
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No, absolutely not.
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Give it.
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You want me to start singing
We Shall Overcome?
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Loud?
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Anybody who agrees
to wear a Ruiz pin
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gets a free piece of pie.
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Our social media group
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is really taking off.
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77,000 new followers
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on social media
in the last five days.
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Chapters are springing up
all over the country,
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and even in Europe.
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The Gay Jesus Germans
have unsurprisingly
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turned militant quickly
and burned down
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two evangelical churches
in Stuttgart.
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- What's up?
- Who are they?
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Our Lesbian Legion
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from the MMA gym on Racine.
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Your gays turned out to be
too sweet to handle security.
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I'm in love.
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What's his name this time?
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Alex.
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Well, Alexandra.
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He's a she?
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Sort of.
She's pretty masculine.
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So you're a lesbian?
267
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,384
Yeah, I am.
268
00:13:34,468 --> 00:13:36,634
No, you're not.
You have a kid.
269
00:13:36,717 --> 00:13:40,051
Carl, a lot of lesbians
have children, and besides,
270
00:13:40,134 --> 00:13:42,051
I hate men, so maybe I am.
271
00:13:42,134 --> 00:13:43,926
We're in love,
and we're moving in together.
272
00:13:48,259 --> 00:13:50,550
- You gonna get that?
- Nope.
273
00:13:50,634 --> 00:13:54,509
Yo, I'm coming!
274
00:13:54,592 --> 00:13:55,634
You Carl Gallagher?
275
00:13:55,717 --> 00:13:56,426
Yeah.
276
00:13:56,509 --> 00:13:57,842
What the fuck?
277
00:13:57,926 --> 00:13:59,967
You took my recommendation
to West Point.
278
00:14:00,051 --> 00:14:02,384
Congressman Ubberman promised
it to me, and you stole it.
279
00:14:02,468 --> 00:14:04,009
I think you broke my nose!
280
00:14:04,092 --> 00:14:05,468
Now my dad says
I got to enlist in the Marines.
281
00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:08,134
And that's my problem how?
282
00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:09,592
What the fuck?
Stop hitting me!
283
00:14:09,675 --> 00:14:10,884
I'll fight you for it.
284
00:14:10,967 --> 00:14:12,800
A duel,
to the death if necessary.
285
00:14:12,884 --> 00:14:15,800
I challenged you.
You pick the weapons.
286
00:14:15,884 --> 00:14:17,259
Fists and feet,
287
00:14:17,343 --> 00:14:19,800
guns, knives, bats, bricks...
288
00:14:19,884 --> 00:14:21,426
What the fuck is a duel?
289
00:14:21,509 --> 00:14:24,051
Duty, country, honor...
290
00:14:24,134 --> 00:14:25,301
It's the West Point way.
291
00:14:25,384 --> 00:14:27,550
Meet at Damen Silos,
tomorrow at dusk.
292
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:32,592
The person still breathing
gets the recommendation.
293
00:14:36,426 --> 00:14:38,717
I was staying at a motel
in Gary,
294
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,301
laying asphalt
after high school.
295
00:14:41,384 --> 00:14:43,384
Invited the front-desk girl
to my room for a few beers.
296
00:14:43,468 --> 00:14:45,176
We ended up having sex,
297
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,967
but she kind of cried
through the whole thing.
298
00:14:47,051 --> 00:14:47,842
What's that called?
299
00:14:47,926 --> 00:14:49,009
Did you stop?
300
00:14:49,092 --> 00:14:50,926
Banging her?
Hell, no.
301
00:14:51,009 --> 00:14:52,550
That's a Kobe.
302
00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:55,301
You think she wanted me to stop?
303
00:14:55,384 --> 00:14:56,967
You think she was crying
because she was having
304
00:14:57,051 --> 00:14:59,092
a good time?
305
00:14:59,176 --> 00:15:01,717
What's a Weinstein?
306
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,384
Being manipulative and pathetic.
307
00:15:03,468 --> 00:15:04,967
About the only way
I ever get sex
308
00:15:05,051 --> 00:15:07,426
is being manipulative
and pathetic.
309
00:15:07,509 --> 00:15:09,842
You ever jack off
into a potted plant?
310
00:15:09,926 --> 00:15:11,634
Ask for massages
wearing an open bathrobe?
311
00:15:11,717 --> 00:15:12,926
Hmm?
312
00:15:13,009 --> 00:15:14,550
Rape a couple dozen?
313
00:15:14,634 --> 00:15:16,092
Allegedly.
314
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,426
No.
315
00:15:17,509 --> 00:15:20,550
Then you're probably an Ansari.
316
00:15:20,634 --> 00:15:22,009
What's an Ansari?
317
00:15:22,092 --> 00:15:23,301
That's just being a dick.
318
00:15:23,384 --> 00:15:25,176
Slipped a woman a Quaalude once.
319
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:26,509
- Then fucked her?
- Mm-hmm.
320
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,550
A Cosby.
321
00:15:28,634 --> 00:15:30,550
What about that handsy Dr. Rob
at the clinic,
322
00:15:30,634 --> 00:15:32,926
with the deep body hugs
and the butt pats?
323
00:15:33,009 --> 00:15:35,426
- A Lasseter.
- Who the hell's that?
324
00:15:35,509 --> 00:15:37,051
Cartoon guy.
He made Toy Story.
325
00:15:37,134 --> 00:15:38,550
I love Toy Story.
326
00:15:38,634 --> 00:15:40,259
Buzz Lightyear!
327
00:15:40,343 --> 00:15:41,468
- Holy shit.
- What?
328
00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:44,009
- Willy wagging.
- CK.
329
00:15:44,092 --> 00:15:45,884
I mean, I slept with a woman
330
00:15:45,967 --> 00:15:47,884
I was dating's 19-year-old
daughter last year.
331
00:15:47,967 --> 00:15:48,884
That got a name?
332
00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:50,550
That's a Woody Allen.
333
00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:51,884
W... she made all
the first moves, though.
334
00:15:51,967 --> 00:15:53,218
You're gonna need a bigger board
335
00:15:53,301 --> 00:15:54,509
for your list, babe.
336
00:15:54,592 --> 00:15:57,134
Consent, gentlemen.
337
00:15:57,218 --> 00:15:59,717
A clear and verbal consent
338
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,842
to participate
in sexual activity,
339
00:16:01,926 --> 00:16:03,426
freely given and reversible.
340
00:16:03,509 --> 00:16:05,675
Even if we're both naked
and already doing it?
341
00:16:05,759 --> 00:16:07,134
Even if you're already naked
342
00:16:07,218 --> 00:16:08,550
and banging.
343
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,009
When she says "stop," you stop.
344
00:16:10,092 --> 00:16:12,426
Kevin Ball?
345
00:16:12,509 --> 00:16:13,675
That's me.
346
00:16:13,759 --> 00:16:17,176
Beth Watson, Southside Beat.
347
00:16:17,259 --> 00:16:19,634
Beth, thank you for coming.
348
00:16:21,634 --> 00:16:23,384
Can I get you something?
349
00:16:23,468 --> 00:16:25,176
Maybe a chilled glass of Chablis
350
00:16:25,259 --> 00:16:26,842
or a Cosmo?
351
00:16:26,926 --> 00:16:28,550
Whiskey, neat.
352
00:16:38,675 --> 00:16:40,634
That dentist came by again.
353
00:16:40,717 --> 00:16:42,717
Still wants to buy
that bike you rebuilt.
354
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,009
Said he'd pay you
two grand over book.
355
00:16:45,092 --> 00:16:47,009
It's not for sale.
356
00:16:47,092 --> 00:16:48,717
Two grand?
357
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,842
Sentimental value.
358
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,842
There's a lady
up front looking for you, Lip.
359
00:16:53,926 --> 00:16:55,550
- What's she want?
- Didn't say.
360
00:17:00,343 --> 00:17:02,592
Hi.
361
00:17:02,675 --> 00:17:03,675
You Lip?
362
00:17:03,759 --> 00:17:05,468
Yeah.
363
00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:07,218
My sister says you have my kid.
364
00:17:09,468 --> 00:17:11,634
Xan.
365
00:17:11,717 --> 00:17:13,051
I want her back.
366
00:17:17,176 --> 00:17:18,134
Where is she?
367
00:17:18,218 --> 00:17:19,384
She's at school.
368
00:17:19,468 --> 00:17:21,426
Where?
I got to go get her.
369
00:17:26,592 --> 00:17:28,301
Where are you living?
370
00:17:28,384 --> 00:17:30,259
What?
371
00:17:30,343 --> 00:17:32,176
Where will Xan live?
372
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,967
None of your goddamn business.
Where's my kid?
373
00:17:35,051 --> 00:17:36,717
No, not until you tell me
where she's gonna be living.
374
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,717
We got an appointment.
375
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:39,675
- Oh, you have an appointment?
- Tell me where she is.
376
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,384
What kind of appointment, huh?
377
00:17:41,468 --> 00:17:43,092
With Social Services?
You need to show up...
378
00:17:43,176 --> 00:17:44,468
- Give me my fucking kid!
- With Xan so you can
379
00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:45,717
keep collecting your benefits?
380
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,218
And then what, you're gonna
381
00:17:47,301 --> 00:17:48,426
dump her back out
on to the streets?
382
00:17:48,509 --> 00:17:49,259
Who the fuck do you think...
383
00:17:49,343 --> 00:17:50,426
I'm someone who gives a shit
384
00:17:50,509 --> 00:17:51,426
about your daughter!
385
00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:52,592
Jesus, what the hell's
386
00:17:52,675 --> 00:17:53,759
going on out here?
387
00:17:53,842 --> 00:17:55,134
I got customers.
388
00:18:01,759 --> 00:18:04,717
I want her back.
389
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,634
What was that all about?
390
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:48,509
Fuck, yeah.
391
00:18:48,592 --> 00:18:50,509
You won't regret it, sir.
392
00:18:50,592 --> 00:18:52,384
Remember, a vote for Mo White
393
00:18:52,468 --> 00:18:54,259
is a vote for the way
things used to be
394
00:18:54,343 --> 00:18:55,426
- and can be again, huh?
- You got it.
395
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:56,842
Take care.
396
00:18:56,926 --> 00:18:58,592
Ooh.
397
00:18:58,675 --> 00:19:00,384
Every little bit
398
00:19:00,468 --> 00:19:02,842
helps to save our South Side,
Mr. Nowakowski.
399
00:19:02,926 --> 00:19:05,176
Most people give a 20, but a 50
400
00:19:05,259 --> 00:19:07,176
would make you
a true American patriot.
401
00:19:07,259 --> 00:19:08,675
Thank you, sir.
Thank you so much.
402
00:19:08,759 --> 00:19:11,343
Oh, this is a-a $5.
403
00:19:11,426 --> 00:19:13,884
Did you think it was a $50?
404
00:19:16,675 --> 00:19:17,842
Oh, fuck.
405
00:19:17,926 --> 00:19:20,759
Washington
is a fascinating place.
406
00:19:20,842 --> 00:19:22,592
Incredible opportunities
407
00:19:22,675 --> 00:19:24,592
for young
student citizen interns.
408
00:19:24,675 --> 00:19:27,509
Hello, girls.
Oh.
409
00:19:27,592 --> 00:19:30,259
Well, it's... you're too young
to vote in this election,
410
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:31,426
but you make sure to register
411
00:19:31,509 --> 00:19:32,842
the minute you hit puberty.
412
00:19:32,926 --> 00:19:34,717
Okay?
Off you go.
413
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,092
Off you go.
414
00:19:40,009 --> 00:19:42,134
Hello, Kitty.
415
00:19:42,218 --> 00:19:44,176
That's not how you say it, Mo.
416
00:19:47,675 --> 00:19:49,550
Liam.
417
00:19:49,634 --> 00:19:51,592
Am I in some kind of trouble?
418
00:19:51,675 --> 00:19:53,800
No.
We've been monitoring
419
00:19:53,884 --> 00:19:55,842
your test results
during your first weeks here
420
00:19:55,926 --> 00:19:57,592
at Richard Milhous Nixon,
421
00:19:57,675 --> 00:20:00,259
and we don't think we placed
you in the right grade.
422
00:20:00,343 --> 00:20:01,759
Am I getting held back?
423
00:20:01,842 --> 00:20:02,967
That happens a lot in my family.
424
00:20:03,051 --> 00:20:06,675
No, we're moving you up.
425
00:20:06,759 --> 00:20:08,800
Let's try you in Mrs. Metzler's
class this fall.
426
00:20:08,884 --> 00:20:10,218
She teach third grade?
427
00:20:10,301 --> 00:20:11,884
Uh, no.
Sixth.
428
00:20:13,468 --> 00:20:14,800
Oh.
429
00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:27,509
Guys, guys, don't stare,
430
00:20:27,592 --> 00:20:30,592
but three women
just walked into the bar.
431
00:20:30,675 --> 00:20:33,218
I said don't stare.
432
00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:35,343
V, look.
433
00:20:35,426 --> 00:20:38,009
Ladies!
434
00:20:38,092 --> 00:20:40,218
We're off the rapiest bar list.
435
00:20:40,301 --> 00:20:41,468
No shit?
436
00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:43,426
And there is a picture of you
437
00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:46,051
standing out front.
438
00:20:46,134 --> 00:20:48,134
- I look good.
- Hell, yeah, you do.
439
00:20:49,384 --> 00:20:52,218
Oh, man, it's working!
440
00:20:52,301 --> 00:20:54,343
Just sit anywhere
you like, ladies.
441
00:20:54,426 --> 00:20:55,675
Thank you.
442
00:20:55,759 --> 00:20:57,675
She says we are now
443
00:20:57,759 --> 00:20:59,301
the most female friendly
444
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,842
dive bar on the South Side.
445
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,134
Boom.
446
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,426
- C-can you...
- I got it.
447
00:21:07,384 --> 00:21:09,301
You the, uh, Vagina Safe guy?
448
00:21:09,384 --> 00:21:11,884
Yes.
449
00:21:11,967 --> 00:21:13,301
I'm Bill Doyle.
450
00:21:13,384 --> 00:21:15,634
I own the Spread Eagle on 52nd.
451
00:21:15,717 --> 00:21:17,218
Oh, yeah, I know the place.
452
00:21:17,301 --> 00:21:19,426
Uh, deep-fried pickles, right?
453
00:21:19,509 --> 00:21:20,842
So, um...
454
00:21:20,926 --> 00:21:23,634
I was number two
on the rapey bar list.
455
00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:28,259
Then you got off it,
so now I'm number one.
456
00:21:28,343 --> 00:21:29,967
Sorry to hear that, Bill.
457
00:21:30,051 --> 00:21:33,051
You already got women
coming in. Wow.
458
00:21:33,134 --> 00:21:35,509
How'd you turn it around?
459
00:21:35,592 --> 00:21:37,592
I had to take
an honest inventory
460
00:21:37,675 --> 00:21:39,343
about how The Alibi
was contributing
461
00:21:39,426 --> 00:21:40,967
to the oppression of women
462
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:44,884
and help furthering
the patriarchy.
463
00:21:44,967 --> 00:21:47,343
So maybe you could
stop by the Eagle
464
00:21:47,426 --> 00:21:48,926
and give me a few pointers,
465
00:21:49,009 --> 00:21:50,550
you know?
466
00:21:50,634 --> 00:21:53,967
I mean, I'm willing
to pay you for your time.
467
00:21:58,426 --> 00:21:59,800
Have a seat, Bill.
468
00:22:02,926 --> 00:22:05,009
- Hey, Xan.
- Hey, Renee.
469
00:22:05,092 --> 00:22:06,550
Hey.
470
00:22:06,634 --> 00:22:08,301
How was school today?
471
00:22:08,384 --> 00:22:09,550
Same.
472
00:22:09,634 --> 00:22:12,384
Eh?
473
00:22:12,468 --> 00:22:15,550
Uh, your snacks
are in the fridge.
474
00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:24,092
You gonna tell her
about her mom?
475
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,842
Why?
476
00:22:25,926 --> 00:22:28,926
Can't see myself
giving her back to a junkie.
477
00:22:31,051 --> 00:22:32,967
Look, she'd be Dumpster diving,
478
00:22:33,051 --> 00:22:34,634
sleeping in a cardboard box.
479
00:22:34,717 --> 00:22:36,717
She's still her mom.
480
00:22:38,468 --> 00:22:40,218
Call DCFS.
481
00:22:40,301 --> 00:22:42,592
They deal with this shit
all the time.
482
00:22:42,675 --> 00:22:44,759
I know you're trying
to be a good guy,
483
00:22:44,842 --> 00:22:48,009
but you should've called
a long time ago.
484
00:22:48,092 --> 00:22:49,967
Come back tomorrow
485
00:22:50,051 --> 00:22:51,800
with an "I Voted" sticker,
and you get free nachos.
486
00:22:51,884 --> 00:22:53,051
You're going to hell.
487
00:22:53,134 --> 00:22:54,343
It's the way of the world,
Tyesha.
488
00:22:54,426 --> 00:22:56,009
Every vote can be bought.
489
00:22:56,092 --> 00:22:58,009
Some votes are just cheaper
than others.
490
00:22:58,092 --> 00:23:00,218
You don't think
giving away nachos
491
00:23:00,301 --> 00:23:03,259
for the Hispanic guy
is maybe a tiny bit racist?
492
00:23:03,343 --> 00:23:06,842
Ruiz is from Puerto Rico.
Nachos are from Mexico.
493
00:23:06,926 --> 00:23:08,759
Hey, Jorge.
494
00:23:08,842 --> 00:23:11,092
- You registered to vote?
- Yeah.
495
00:23:11,176 --> 00:23:12,800
You want to come in
a little later tomorrow,
496
00:23:12,884 --> 00:23:14,134
have time to get
your family and friends
497
00:23:14,218 --> 00:23:15,426
to the polls for Ruiz?
498
00:23:15,509 --> 00:23:16,926
I'm not voting for Ruiz.
499
00:23:17,009 --> 00:23:17,800
Hey.
500
00:23:17,884 --> 00:23:19,509
Some handsome Irish dude
501
00:23:19,592 --> 00:23:21,634
out here waiting for you.
502
00:23:21,717 --> 00:23:23,259
Hi.
Is it 5:00 already?
503
00:23:23,343 --> 00:23:25,592
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, uh, we'll hit Pilsen.
504
00:23:25,675 --> 00:23:27,509
Then we'll go over
to Logan Square.
505
00:23:27,592 --> 00:23:29,259
The son of an Irish socialist
506
00:23:29,343 --> 00:23:31,800
helping a capitalist
convince the immigrant masses
507
00:23:31,884 --> 00:23:34,009
to vote against
their own interests.
508
00:23:34,092 --> 00:23:36,218
James Connolly
would be spinning in his grave.
509
00:23:36,301 --> 00:23:37,468
Who?
510
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,842
James Connolly.
511
00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:46,634
Hey, you're Ian, right?
512
00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:49,218
Gay Jesus.
513
00:23:49,301 --> 00:23:51,092
Yeah.
514
00:23:51,176 --> 00:23:52,884
Um...
515
00:23:52,967 --> 00:23:55,009
I've been watching
your videos with my friends.
516
00:23:55,092 --> 00:23:58,675
Burning vans, the sermons...
It's inspiring.
517
00:23:58,759 --> 00:24:00,800
Thanks.
518
00:24:00,884 --> 00:24:03,051
You really believe
that's what Jesus was teaching?
519
00:24:03,134 --> 00:24:04,717
What, inclusion, love
and acceptance for all?
520
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:08,051
Yeah, absolutely.
521
00:24:08,134 --> 00:24:11,301
You don't think God sees
homosexual bestiality
522
00:24:11,384 --> 00:24:14,800
as a sinful perversion
of His divine creation?
523
00:24:14,884 --> 00:24:16,009
What?
524
00:24:16,092 --> 00:24:17,967
Get him!
525
00:24:22,259 --> 00:24:23,967
Faggot!
526
00:24:26,259 --> 00:24:27,884
That way!
That way!
527
00:25:02,176 --> 00:25:04,884
- Come back, you bitch!
- Get him!
528
00:25:07,218 --> 00:25:08,926
We'll get you next time!
529
00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:09,967
I know who you are, bitch!
530
00:25:33,384 --> 00:25:35,134
Hello, sir?
Sorry to bother you.
531
00:25:35,218 --> 00:25:36,759
My name's Carl Gallagher.
532
00:25:36,842 --> 00:25:38,926
I'm hoping
to go to West Point next year,
533
00:25:39,009 --> 00:25:40,592
but I've lost
my killer instinct.
534
00:25:40,675 --> 00:25:42,426
Word is around the neighborhood
535
00:25:42,509 --> 00:25:44,509
you're a highly decorated
haji-killing machine.
536
00:25:44,592 --> 00:25:46,218
I was hoping you can
give me some pointers
537
00:25:46,301 --> 00:25:48,218
on how to get
my homicidal mojo back.
538
00:27:04,301 --> 00:27:06,468
I just couldn't bring myself
to do it.
539
00:27:06,550 --> 00:27:09,343
When they look up at you
with those big, sad eyes,
540
00:27:09,426 --> 00:27:11,842
you can see the life
you're gonna be taking.
541
00:27:11,926 --> 00:27:13,384
Yeah, but that's dogs, kid.
542
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:17,092
I mean, I couldn't kill a dog.
543
00:27:17,176 --> 00:27:19,675
Oh, we had
this straggly little fucker
544
00:27:19,759 --> 00:27:21,675
following us around
during my third tour
545
00:27:21,759 --> 00:27:23,426
in Kandahar.
546
00:27:23,509 --> 00:27:25,509
Fleas jumping off of him.
547
00:27:25,592 --> 00:27:28,426
Smelled like an Iraqi shithouse.
548
00:27:28,509 --> 00:27:31,426
I loved that little pooch.
549
00:27:31,509 --> 00:27:34,176
Ah, I couldn't kill a dog.
550
00:27:34,259 --> 00:27:36,259
But hajis?
551
00:27:36,343 --> 00:27:38,009
Oh, you bet ya.
552
00:27:39,675 --> 00:27:41,384
See these?
553
00:27:43,842 --> 00:27:46,301
Confirmed kills.
554
00:27:46,384 --> 00:27:48,759
I promise you,
first one is the toughest.
555
00:27:48,842 --> 00:27:50,051
After that...
556
00:27:50,134 --> 00:27:52,926
it's a hot knife through butter.
557
00:27:53,009 --> 00:27:54,550
You know who kills dogs?
558
00:27:54,634 --> 00:27:56,717
Hajis.
559
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,051
Yeah, they eat 'em, too, okay?
560
00:27:59,134 --> 00:28:01,717
You think about that
when you're killing them.
561
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,301
Okay, they eat your dogs.
562
00:28:04,384 --> 00:28:06,259
And if dogs don't work for you,
563
00:28:06,343 --> 00:28:08,218
then you imagine
they want to kill
564
00:28:08,301 --> 00:28:09,717
your sister or your buddy,
565
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,301
and you imagine that that man
566
00:28:12,384 --> 00:28:14,717
at the receiving end of your
burst of automatic weapon fire
567
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:15,967
wants to kill your mother.
568
00:28:16,051 --> 00:28:17,218
My mother's dead, sir.
569
00:28:17,301 --> 00:28:19,176
And guess who killed her.
570
00:28:19,259 --> 00:28:22,343
That fucker you just shot
in the face with your M4.
571
00:28:22,426 --> 00:28:24,842
Well, I guess I took
the West Point recommendation
572
00:28:24,926 --> 00:28:26,926
from a kid who had
the spot on it before,
573
00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:28,259
pissed him off, and...
574
00:28:28,343 --> 00:28:30,967
he came over
and challenged me to a duel.
575
00:28:31,051 --> 00:28:32,384
Whoever lives gets to go.
576
00:28:32,468 --> 00:28:35,259
Yeah, that's
typical officer bullshit.
577
00:28:35,343 --> 00:28:37,092
Joker have soft hands?
578
00:28:37,176 --> 00:28:38,967
I didn't feel his hands.
579
00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:41,009
This might be
just the chance you need
580
00:28:41,092 --> 00:28:42,759
to get your kill-feet wet.
581
00:28:42,842 --> 00:28:44,384
I mean, he challenged you,
582
00:28:44,468 --> 00:28:45,384
so you get to pick
the weapons, right?
583
00:28:45,468 --> 00:28:47,842
- Mm-hmm.
- Good.
584
00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:49,509
Pick rifles...
585
00:28:49,592 --> 00:28:52,384
and then shoot the bastard
in the fucking face.
586
00:28:57,426 --> 00:28:59,176
Hi, I'm with Mo White.
587
00:28:59,259 --> 00:29:00,759
We're hoping you'll make
a contribution
588
00:29:00,842 --> 00:29:02,884
to help keep the...
589
00:29:02,967 --> 00:29:04,468
Hi, I'm Mo White.
590
00:29:04,550 --> 00:29:05,592
I'm running for C...
591
00:29:05,675 --> 00:29:07,259
Hi, I'm Mo...
592
00:29:07,343 --> 00:29:09,967
Hi, there.
Is your mother home?
593
00:29:10,051 --> 00:29:11,550
Hi, I'm with Mo...
594
00:29:11,634 --> 00:29:13,051
Hi, I'm Mo White.
595
00:29:13,134 --> 00:29:14,759
Hi, I'm Mo W...
596
00:29:24,218 --> 00:29:28,259
Hey, what do you say we find
a spot to knock back a few,
597
00:29:28,343 --> 00:29:31,592
then look for more promising
Mo White territory?
598
00:29:31,675 --> 00:29:33,967
Maybe that titty bar on Keller,
599
00:29:34,051 --> 00:29:37,717
the one with the Confederate
battle flags?
600
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,717
Yeah, it felt good,
telling the truth,
601
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,717
letting people know
what I really think.
602
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,009
Doesn't happen much in politics.
603
00:29:45,092 --> 00:29:47,759
You know, I wasn't expecting
to actually win,
604
00:29:47,842 --> 00:29:50,051
but single digits...
605
00:29:50,134 --> 00:29:51,301
My old friends in Congress
606
00:29:51,384 --> 00:29:53,134
would be laughing
their asses off.
607
00:29:53,218 --> 00:29:55,426
It's all the illegals
who can vote now.
608
00:29:55,509 --> 00:29:57,675
Otherwise, you'd be winning
for sure.
609
00:29:57,759 --> 00:29:59,426
I guess.
610
00:29:59,509 --> 00:30:01,468
What were you hoping for?
611
00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:03,051
20%, 22%.
612
00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:05,343
Maybe force a runoff.
613
00:30:05,426 --> 00:30:06,926
A runoff?
614
00:30:07,009 --> 00:30:08,592
Yeah, a few extra weeks
615
00:30:08,675 --> 00:30:11,092
to make my case to the voters.
616
00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:13,343
Ah, fuck it.
617
00:30:13,426 --> 00:30:15,426
I'm gonna go over
to Chuck E. Cheese,
618
00:30:15,509 --> 00:30:17,842
watch the girls
jump into the foam pit.
619
00:30:19,468 --> 00:30:21,842
Thanks, Frank.
620
00:30:21,926 --> 00:30:22,800
For what?
621
00:30:22,884 --> 00:30:25,800
For believing.
622
00:30:31,675 --> 00:30:34,592
Hi. A vote for Ruiz
is a vote for the future.
623
00:30:34,675 --> 00:30:36,176
Gracias.
624
00:30:36,259 --> 00:30:37,634
Hi.
Election's tomorrow.
625
00:30:37,717 --> 00:30:40,218
- Don't forget to vote.
- Thanks.
626
00:30:40,301 --> 00:30:42,259
Why all this sudden passion
for Ruiz?
627
00:30:42,343 --> 00:30:44,468
Wyman always seems to be
on the right side of things.
628
00:30:44,550 --> 00:30:46,717
Wyman supported Lift the Ban.
629
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:47,717
Lift the Ban?
630
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,384
Election day is tomor...
631
00:30:49,468 --> 00:30:51,468
Yeah, rent control.
She's for it.
632
00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:54,842
Ah. And Ruiz opposes it?
633
00:30:54,926 --> 00:30:56,634
He's a businessman.
He gets it.
634
00:30:56,717 --> 00:30:59,009
Rents are getting pretty high.
635
00:30:59,092 --> 00:31:00,509
So are property taxes
636
00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:02,967
and utility costs
for apartment owners.
637
00:31:03,051 --> 00:31:06,550
Working people need somewhere
affordable to live as well.
638
00:31:06,634 --> 00:31:08,675
Yeah, and the city
should build them some.
639
00:31:08,759 --> 00:31:10,343
There's lots of weed-filled lots
640
00:31:10,426 --> 00:31:12,468
all around here
to build low-income housing
641
00:31:12,550 --> 00:31:14,051
without sticking
apartment owners like me
642
00:31:14,134 --> 00:31:17,717
with more regulations
and bureaucracy.
643
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:18,884
What?
644
00:31:18,967 --> 00:31:20,176
Nothing.
645
00:31:20,259 --> 00:31:22,092
No, go on.
Say it.
646
00:31:22,176 --> 00:31:23,301
Don't think that I'd better.
647
00:31:23,384 --> 00:31:24,884
What, that...
648
00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:27,301
That I'm a traitor to my class?
649
00:31:27,384 --> 00:31:28,842
That rent control is there
to protect
650
00:31:28,926 --> 00:31:31,009
people like me and my family,
poor people?
651
00:31:31,092 --> 00:31:32,343
Something like that, yeah.
652
00:31:32,426 --> 00:31:34,176
I've worked my ass off
every single day
653
00:31:34,259 --> 00:31:35,509
since I'm ten years old
654
00:31:35,592 --> 00:31:37,468
to get a little something
for myself,
655
00:31:37,550 --> 00:31:39,842
and now the city
wants to tell me
656
00:31:39,926 --> 00:31:41,717
how much rent I should charge?
657
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,426
Why?
658
00:31:43,509 --> 00:31:46,343
So that deadbeats like Frank
can leech off disability
659
00:31:46,426 --> 00:31:48,092
and live in my
rent-controlled apartments
660
00:31:48,176 --> 00:31:50,634
while I can barely keep up
with rising costs?
661
00:31:54,717 --> 00:31:56,759
Is that why you didn't want
to say anything?
662
00:31:56,842 --> 00:31:58,884
Pretty much, yeah.
663
00:32:03,009 --> 00:32:05,759
You get all your homework done?
664
00:32:05,842 --> 00:32:07,009
Yeah?
665
00:32:27,592 --> 00:32:29,842
Do you want
to stay with me here?
666
00:32:32,009 --> 00:32:34,926
If your mom doesn't come back?
667
00:32:35,009 --> 00:32:36,176
Forever?
668
00:32:41,218 --> 00:32:43,384
Yeah, that'd be good.
669
00:33:16,092 --> 00:33:17,301
Hey.
670
00:33:17,384 --> 00:33:19,218
Hey.
671
00:33:19,301 --> 00:33:20,967
You all right?
672
00:33:21,051 --> 00:33:22,634
Not really.
673
00:33:22,717 --> 00:33:24,301
Think I might have
pulled a hamstring.
674
00:33:24,384 --> 00:33:25,301
Yeah?
How?
675
00:33:25,384 --> 00:33:27,675
Running from homophobes.
676
00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:34,218
I guess there's
nothing new about that, right?
677
00:33:41,717 --> 00:33:45,426
Think you could do hard time?
678
00:33:45,509 --> 00:33:47,218
What, in prison?
679
00:33:47,301 --> 00:33:48,926
Uh...
680
00:33:49,009 --> 00:33:51,717
Rather not.
681
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,384
Gay Jesus kids don't want me
to cop a plea.
682
00:33:54,468 --> 00:33:56,884
Want me to take it to trial,
683
00:33:56,967 --> 00:34:00,426
get as much publicity
for the cause as I can.
684
00:34:00,509 --> 00:34:02,926
Yeah, and what's
your lawyer say?
685
00:34:03,009 --> 00:34:06,967
Could be looking at 10 to 15
if I don't take a deal.
686
00:34:17,592 --> 00:34:20,634
You, uh, hearing Shim again?
687
00:34:23,301 --> 00:34:26,259
Sometimes.
688
00:34:26,343 --> 00:34:28,675
Well...
689
00:34:28,759 --> 00:34:30,800
What's Shim think?
690
00:34:33,009 --> 00:34:34,800
Unclear.
691
00:34:39,134 --> 00:34:41,218
Xan's mom showed up today.
692
00:34:43,259 --> 00:34:47,051
She's a junkie...
693
00:34:47,134 --> 00:34:48,509
hooking.
694
00:34:50,550 --> 00:34:52,259
What are you gonna do?
695
00:34:55,967 --> 00:34:57,842
I don't know.
696
00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:04,301
Maybe you should try
asking Shim.
697
00:35:07,134 --> 00:35:08,842
Yeah, maybe.
698
00:35:12,009 --> 00:35:13,384
You know, I just realized
699
00:35:13,468 --> 00:35:14,759
I never really established
700
00:35:14,842 --> 00:35:16,884
any clear boundaries
with Sara, you know?
701
00:35:16,967 --> 00:35:18,134
Mm.
702
00:35:18,218 --> 00:35:20,051
You know, she was
the last person
703
00:35:20,134 --> 00:35:21,759
I ever let go down on me.
704
00:35:21,842 --> 00:35:24,134
- Really?
- Yeah. It's a trust thing.
705
00:35:24,218 --> 00:35:26,051
We were engaged.
706
00:35:26,134 --> 00:35:28,717
We had already picked out the
names of our first three kids.
707
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,759
We already reserved
our burial plots.
708
00:35:30,842 --> 00:35:33,634
- You were engaged?
- Yeah, twice.
709
00:35:33,717 --> 00:35:35,550
You ever think
about getting married?
710
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:38,092
Yeah, lots of times.
711
00:35:38,176 --> 00:35:39,134
Mm-hmm.
712
00:35:39,218 --> 00:35:41,759
There was Matty and Derek,
713
00:35:41,842 --> 00:35:43,675
Franny's dad,
714
00:35:43,759 --> 00:35:47,550
and Neil, but that was
just kind of for the cash.
715
00:35:47,634 --> 00:35:50,384
I thought it would be weird
having sex without penises,
716
00:35:50,468 --> 00:35:52,301
but it's not that bad.
717
00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:54,426
There's also other things
we get to do, too,
718
00:35:54,509 --> 00:35:55,343
that are pretty good.
719
00:35:55,426 --> 00:35:57,134
It's not so messy.
720
00:35:57,218 --> 00:35:59,550
We don't have to worry
about birth control...
721
00:35:59,634 --> 00:36:01,634
I mean, Matty did have
a really big dick,
722
00:36:01,717 --> 00:36:03,384
which was super great
and everything,
723
00:36:03,468 --> 00:36:05,092
and Derek really knew
what he was doing
724
00:36:05,176 --> 00:36:06,926
and had such a good body.
725
00:36:07,009 --> 00:36:10,675
I don't know.
726
00:36:10,759 --> 00:36:14,134
Having sex with a girl
is like...
727
00:36:14,218 --> 00:36:16,218
It's kind of like
having sex with yourself.
728
00:36:16,301 --> 00:36:18,509
You know?
729
00:36:29,926 --> 00:36:32,259
Down!
730
00:36:32,343 --> 00:36:33,343
Down, Adolf!
731
00:36:33,426 --> 00:36:35,134
Down!
732
00:36:36,634 --> 00:36:38,592
Jesus!
733
00:36:38,675 --> 00:36:41,384
What the fuck you want?
734
00:36:41,468 --> 00:36:42,967
I heard you got out, Milkovich.
735
00:36:43,051 --> 00:36:44,468
Couple weeks.
736
00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:46,634
- What are you doing tomorrow?
- Why?
737
00:36:46,717 --> 00:36:50,051
Want to help a good man
save the South Side?
738
00:36:50,134 --> 00:36:51,634
You paying?
739
00:36:53,675 --> 00:36:55,134
Yeah.
740
00:37:07,092 --> 00:37:09,051
Oh.
741
00:37:09,134 --> 00:37:10,800
What, you headed
to church, Frank?
742
00:37:10,884 --> 00:37:11,926
Got to head out early,
743
00:37:12,009 --> 00:37:13,301
convince the Mo voters
744
00:37:13,384 --> 00:37:14,800
to get to the polls.
745
00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:16,092
Mo voters.
746
00:37:16,176 --> 00:37:17,884
What, is there a branch
of the Klan
747
00:37:17,967 --> 00:37:19,592
somewhere around here?
748
00:37:19,675 --> 00:37:22,176
God-fearing
European-American patriots
749
00:37:22,259 --> 00:37:24,176
are everywhere, son.
750
00:37:24,259 --> 00:37:26,009
Carl, you gonna vote?
751
00:37:26,092 --> 00:37:28,550
- Too young.
- Ian?
752
00:37:28,634 --> 00:37:30,051
Doubt it.
What's the point?
753
00:37:30,134 --> 00:37:31,343
Lip?
754
00:37:31,426 --> 00:37:34,717
Not registered.
755
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,884
How are we ever gonna effect
real change in this country
756
00:37:37,967 --> 00:37:40,509
if our young citizens
refuse to participate?
757
00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:42,301
Now, you do know it's illegal
758
00:37:42,384 --> 00:37:43,717
to ask
for campaign contributions
759
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,343
after you lose
an election, right?
760
00:37:45,426 --> 00:37:48,675
Well, you never know.
Could force a runoff.
761
00:38:03,218 --> 00:38:05,343
You're up early.
762
00:38:05,426 --> 00:38:07,259
Wanted to vote before work.
763
00:38:07,343 --> 00:38:08,301
You can vote?
764
00:38:08,384 --> 00:38:10,800
Yes.
I'm a citizen.
765
00:38:10,884 --> 00:38:12,509
Eight years.
766
00:38:14,675 --> 00:38:17,092
Who'd you vote for?
767
00:38:17,176 --> 00:38:20,301
Wouldn't you like to know?
768
00:38:20,384 --> 00:38:22,301
Wyman?
769
00:38:23,926 --> 00:38:26,092
Mo?
770
00:38:26,176 --> 00:38:28,717
Eh, definitely not Mo.
771
00:38:33,468 --> 00:38:36,092
There's bacon and half
an omelet in the oven.
772
00:38:36,176 --> 00:38:37,675
See you later.
773
00:38:41,592 --> 00:38:42,926
Hi.
Good morning.
774
00:38:44,426 --> 00:38:46,800
Uh, is it my turn
to pick breakfast today?
775
00:38:46,884 --> 00:38:48,675
I could make us some eggs.
776
00:38:48,759 --> 00:38:50,800
Uh, no.
Actually, I kin... um...
777
00:38:50,884 --> 00:38:52,884
I kind of got to get to work,
so...
778
00:38:52,967 --> 00:38:53,884
Oh.
779
00:39:02,967 --> 00:39:04,717
Bye.
780
00:39:22,842 --> 00:39:24,967
Think I could kill a man, Jasper?
781
00:39:25,051 --> 00:39:28,176
Think I could do it?
Shoot him in the face?
782
00:39:28,259 --> 00:39:31,092
Watch his brains
blow out the back of his head
783
00:39:31,176 --> 00:39:33,884
as the life slowly drains
from his eyes
784
00:39:33,967 --> 00:39:37,343
and his blood puddles
at my feet?
785
00:39:57,009 --> 00:39:58,967
Okay, just sort of
spread out, casual.
786
00:39:59,051 --> 00:40:00,509
Easy, casual.
787
00:40:00,592 --> 00:40:02,218
Put the chain away.
Thank you.
788
00:40:02,301 --> 00:40:04,092
Okay.
789
00:40:06,426 --> 00:40:08,675
Okay, half now,
790
00:40:08,759 --> 00:40:10,426
half when the polls close.
791
00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:13,009
No violence, no verbal threats.
792
00:40:13,092 --> 00:40:14,051
Just act scary.
793
00:40:14,134 --> 00:40:16,717
Got it.
794
00:40:32,176 --> 00:40:33,800
What the hell
do you think you're doing?
795
00:40:33,884 --> 00:40:35,675
You can't be out here.
796
00:40:35,759 --> 00:40:38,051
Those shirts
are advocating for a candidate.
797
00:40:38,134 --> 00:40:40,218
No, no, these proud
men and women
798
00:40:40,301 --> 00:40:43,009
of European extraction
are just exercising their right
799
00:40:43,092 --> 00:40:45,092
to free expression...
800
00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:47,092
and comfortable
warm-weather outerwear.
801
00:40:47,176 --> 00:40:49,759
No electioneering
outside of polling places.
802
00:40:49,842 --> 00:40:51,717
I'm waiting for my mother
to get out of Mass
803
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,009
so we can vote together.
804
00:40:53,092 --> 00:40:55,051
I'm waiting for my sister.
805
00:41:17,259 --> 00:41:19,134
Hey, I didn't see you come in.
806
00:41:19,218 --> 00:41:20,675
Oh, I came in the back.
807
00:41:20,759 --> 00:41:22,218
All the applause and hugging
808
00:41:22,301 --> 00:41:25,592
when I come in the front
is kind of... weird.
809
00:41:25,675 --> 00:41:27,468
What is this?
810
00:41:27,550 --> 00:41:30,884
Oh, just a couple
of the arty kids are...
811
00:41:30,967 --> 00:41:34,634
working up a few ideas
for if you do end up in prison.
812
00:41:38,092 --> 00:41:41,134
Couple assholes in a van
chased me last night.
813
00:41:41,218 --> 00:41:43,051
Apparently, they're not
very big fans
814
00:41:43,134 --> 00:41:45,301
of my interpretations
of Biblical verse.
815
00:41:45,384 --> 00:41:47,009
Fuckers.
816
00:41:47,092 --> 00:41:49,842
I'll get you a couple
of Lesbian League bodyguards.
817
00:41:49,926 --> 00:41:52,884
They'd love nothing more than
a chance to stomp homophobes.
818
00:41:58,301 --> 00:42:00,592
Think any of this is gonna
end up making a difference?
819
00:42:02,426 --> 00:42:03,926
Ian, you've given thousands
820
00:42:04,009 --> 00:42:06,134
of gay and lesbian teenagers
a voice.
821
00:42:06,218 --> 00:42:09,051
You've inspired us to stand up
and fight for ourselves.
822
00:42:09,134 --> 00:42:10,926
You know what I was thinking
823
00:42:11,009 --> 00:42:13,343
when I was running away
from those bastards?
824
00:42:13,426 --> 00:42:16,176
It's been 2,000 years
since Jesus died on the cross,
825
00:42:16,259 --> 00:42:18,176
and I'm still running
for my life down an alley
826
00:42:18,259 --> 00:42:20,426
'cause I fall in love with men
instead of women.
827
00:42:22,550 --> 00:42:24,759
Yeah.
828
00:42:24,842 --> 00:42:27,384
Just got a 911 from Antifa.
829
00:42:27,468 --> 00:42:28,967
Bunch of Nazis
are keeping people
830
00:42:29,051 --> 00:42:31,759
from voting
at an elementary school.
831
00:42:33,926 --> 00:42:35,675
Jeez, what's with the suit?
832
00:42:35,759 --> 00:42:37,759
We have a new
consulting business...
833
00:42:37,842 --> 00:42:39,176
Vagina Safe.
834
00:42:39,259 --> 00:42:41,134
It's Good Housekeeping
Seal of Approval,
835
00:42:41,218 --> 00:42:42,592
but for not being rapey.
836
00:42:42,675 --> 00:42:44,468
We're doing an inspection.
837
00:42:44,550 --> 00:42:47,343
We check out bars and make sure
that they're safe for women.
838
00:42:47,426 --> 00:42:50,092
Mm, definitely not gonna
be safe wearing that outfit.
839
00:42:50,176 --> 00:42:51,675
You see, that's exactly what
we're talking about, Tommy.
840
00:42:51,759 --> 00:42:53,509
A woman should feel free
841
00:42:53,592 --> 00:42:56,218
to dress however slutty
she wants, whenever.
842
00:42:56,301 --> 00:42:58,176
- "Slutty"?
- No, baby, not you.
843
00:42:58,259 --> 00:43:00,384
You know,
other women who are slutty.
844
00:43:00,468 --> 00:43:02,800
We award the bars
one, two, or three vaginas
845
00:43:02,884 --> 00:43:04,384
after our inspection.
846
00:43:04,468 --> 00:43:07,884
- Three vaginas are the safest.
- What is that?
847
00:43:07,967 --> 00:43:10,134
Spy camera.
Cool, huh?
848
00:43:10,218 --> 00:43:13,134
What's up with you?
You okay?
849
00:43:13,218 --> 00:43:15,468
Well, I'm heading over
to vote, but...
850
00:43:15,550 --> 00:43:17,967
Ford got in my head,
and now I'm not sure I'm doing
851
00:43:18,051 --> 00:43:20,259
the right thing voting for Ruiz.
852
00:43:20,343 --> 00:43:22,675
You're definitely
not doing the right thing.
853
00:43:22,759 --> 00:43:25,426
Why does everyone think
I'm supposed to vote for Wyman?
854
00:43:25,509 --> 00:43:26,800
Just 'cause she's a woman?
855
00:43:26,884 --> 00:43:29,092
Ruiz is
a successful businessman.
856
00:43:29,176 --> 00:43:31,259
He knows how to get things done.
857
00:43:31,343 --> 00:43:33,134
That "successful businessmen
in Washington" shit's
858
00:43:33,218 --> 00:43:36,009
not working too well for us
right now.
859
00:43:36,092 --> 00:43:37,926
So not voting for Wyman makes me
860
00:43:38,009 --> 00:43:39,468
a racist and a hypocrite?
861
00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:43,092
If the tiny glove fits...
862
00:43:43,176 --> 00:43:44,426
We got to go pretty soon, baby.
863
00:43:44,509 --> 00:43:46,259
Bye, Fi.
864
00:43:47,759 --> 00:43:50,592
You're drinking a beer
in the middle of the day.
865
00:43:50,675 --> 00:43:52,592
It might be a clue
as to whether you're making
866
00:43:52,675 --> 00:43:54,009
the right decision or not.
867
00:43:57,675 --> 00:43:58,717
Bye, girl.
868
00:44:33,717 --> 00:44:35,384
How much you get?
869
00:44:35,468 --> 00:44:37,468
Twelve.
870
00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:39,509
You know, he's probably
gonna wreck that bike
871
00:44:39,592 --> 00:44:40,634
within a week.
872
00:44:40,717 --> 00:44:41,926
Yeah.
873
00:44:42,009 --> 00:44:43,759
You may even get a chance
874
00:44:43,842 --> 00:44:45,717
to rebuild it again if he lives.
875
00:45:00,426 --> 00:45:02,800
Hey, Frank.
What the fuck is going on here?
876
00:45:02,884 --> 00:45:04,218
What?
877
00:45:11,509 --> 00:45:14,176
Who are these ninja
motherfuckers?
878
00:45:19,759 --> 00:45:23,092
Shit.
Are those women?
879
00:45:25,468 --> 00:45:28,800
Fuck you!
880
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,634
You did this?
881
00:45:44,592 --> 00:45:46,134
Hey!
882
00:46:13,509 --> 00:46:15,134
Hey.
883
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,134
Hi.
884
00:46:21,051 --> 00:46:23,800
Did I do something wrong?
885
00:46:26,343 --> 00:46:28,759
- I can't do this again.
- Do what?
886
00:46:28,842 --> 00:46:30,592
It's just...
It's too many triggers,
887
00:46:30,675 --> 00:46:32,550
- and it just...
- Triggers?
888
00:46:32,634 --> 00:46:35,051
Falling in love with a straight
girl, it's too painful.
889
00:46:35,134 --> 00:46:37,926
Oh, Alex, I'm gay.
890
00:46:38,009 --> 00:46:41,634
You've been gay what, two days?
891
00:46:41,717 --> 00:46:44,092
I always do this.
I always do this.
892
00:46:44,176 --> 00:46:47,426
I promised myself
I wouldn't do it again, and...
893
00:46:47,509 --> 00:46:48,926
What... what if I am gay?
894
00:46:49,009 --> 00:46:50,842
See, you're not even sure.
895
00:46:50,926 --> 00:46:52,509
You don't know
if you're in love with me
896
00:46:52,592 --> 00:46:54,092
or you just hate men.
897
00:46:54,176 --> 00:46:57,759
Can't I be in love with you
and hate men, too?
898
00:46:57,842 --> 00:46:58,842
Please go.
899
00:46:58,926 --> 00:47:00,550
Just go.
900
00:47:21,759 --> 00:47:23,426
You choose.
901
00:47:34,592 --> 00:47:37,218
We count off 20 paces,
turn, and shoot.
902
00:47:37,301 --> 00:47:38,926
Okay.
903
00:47:42,301 --> 00:47:44,301
Uh, back to back.
904
00:47:44,384 --> 00:47:45,759
Saw it in a movie.
905
00:47:50,884 --> 00:47:54,092
One, two, three, four,
906
00:47:54,176 --> 00:47:57,051
five, six, seven, eight,
907
00:47:57,134 --> 00:47:58,717
nine, ten,
908
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,301
11, 12,
909
00:48:00,384 --> 00:48:03,550
13, 14, 15, 16,
910
00:48:03,634 --> 00:48:06,550
17, 18, 19, 20.
911
00:48:23,675 --> 00:48:25,550
What the hell
did you do that for?
912
00:48:25,634 --> 00:48:27,926
I don't want
to go to West Point!
913
00:48:28,009 --> 00:48:30,134
- Fucking kid...
- It's my dad!
914
00:48:31,967 --> 00:48:33,717
I want to go to Sarah Lawrence
and be a poet.
915
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,259
What?
916
00:48:35,343 --> 00:48:38,009
Hey, hey, hey...
917
00:48:38,092 --> 00:48:39,426
Oh, I'm a... I'm a cripple now.
918
00:48:39,509 --> 00:48:40,884
I don't have
to go into the military.
919
00:48:40,967 --> 00:48:42,634
Yeah, I don't know
if it works like that.
920
00:48:42,717 --> 00:48:45,509
It's a flesh wound.
Probably heal up pretty quick.
921
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,009
Shit!
922
00:48:49,092 --> 00:48:50,468
Shit!
Shoot me.
923
00:48:50,550 --> 00:48:53,009
- What?
- Yeah, through the bone.
924
00:48:53,092 --> 00:48:55,468
All right, I'll have a limp.
Great poets have limps.
925
00:48:55,550 --> 00:48:57,343
No fucking way.
926
00:48:57,426 --> 00:49:01,218
"I wander, lonely as a cloud
927
00:49:01,301 --> 00:49:03,218
that floats on high
o'er vale and hills,
928
00:49:03,301 --> 00:49:04,468
when all at once,
929
00:49:04,550 --> 00:49:06,259
I see a crowd, a host,
930
00:49:06,343 --> 00:49:08,343
of golden daffodils..."
931
00:49:08,426 --> 00:49:10,384
Jesus, knock off
that golden daffodils shit.
932
00:49:10,468 --> 00:49:12,343
"Besides the lake
beneath the trees,
933
00:49:12,426 --> 00:49:14,343
fluttering, dancing
in the breeze,
934
00:49:14,426 --> 00:49:16,134
continuous as the stars
935
00:49:16,218 --> 00:49:17,884
that shine and twinkle in the"...
936
00:49:17,967 --> 00:49:19,800
Oh!
937
00:49:19,884 --> 00:49:21,134
Fuck!
938
00:49:21,218 --> 00:49:22,800
Fuck!
Thank you.
939
00:49:25,134 --> 00:49:27,509
Ah! Oh! Ah!
Oh, one was enough.
940
00:49:27,592 --> 00:49:29,509
I'm good.
941
00:49:33,717 --> 00:49:35,051
Ah, hey.
942
00:49:35,134 --> 00:49:36,800
Hey, thanks, man.
943
00:49:36,884 --> 00:49:38,717
Dude, kill it at West Point!
944
00:49:53,634 --> 00:49:54,967
What happened to your hand?
945
00:49:56,176 --> 00:49:59,926
I was in a riot
outside an elementary school.
946
00:50:00,009 --> 00:50:02,051
A riot?
947
00:50:02,134 --> 00:50:04,176
It was Frank.
Don't ask.
948
00:50:12,468 --> 00:50:14,051
I voted for Wyman.
949
00:50:16,926 --> 00:50:19,426
Good.
950
00:50:19,509 --> 00:50:22,550
So I'm not a traitor
to my class.
951
00:50:22,634 --> 00:50:24,134
No, I never said that you were.
952
00:50:24,218 --> 00:50:26,509
You thought so.
953
00:50:34,634 --> 00:50:35,884
What's going on?
954
00:50:35,967 --> 00:50:37,051
I'm moving back home.
955
00:50:37,134 --> 00:50:38,384
You moved out?
956
00:50:38,468 --> 00:50:41,218
Alex and I broke up.
957
00:50:41,301 --> 00:50:43,092
Who's Alex?
958
00:50:43,176 --> 00:50:44,009
Shut up, Lip!
959
00:50:44,092 --> 00:50:45,259
Shut up!
960
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,009
Hey, um, are you gonna
be all right hanging here
961
00:50:56,092 --> 00:50:57,717
if I have to go out for a while?
962
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,301
Where are you going?
963
00:50:59,384 --> 00:51:01,967
I'll be back, all right?
Just do your homework.
964
00:51:04,092 --> 00:51:07,176
Those hairy-armpit Rastas
are tougher than they look.
965
00:51:09,926 --> 00:51:12,592
Hey.
Fought the good fight, Mo.
966
00:51:12,675 --> 00:51:14,550
You got nothing
to be ashamed of.
967
00:51:19,759 --> 00:51:21,259
In a shocking development
968
00:51:21,343 --> 00:51:23,259
on the South Side, and with all
969
00:51:23,343 --> 00:51:24,884
polling locations now reporting,
970
00:51:24,967 --> 00:51:28,009
Maurice "Mo" White
is the surprise victor...
971
00:51:28,092 --> 00:51:30,509
- Holy shit, Mo.
- Collecting just over 52%
972
00:51:30,592 --> 00:51:32,134
of the votes cast.
973
00:51:32,218 --> 00:51:34,092
- Mo White...
- You won.
974
00:51:34,176 --> 00:51:36,009
Pollsters admit that
estimates were likely skewed
975
00:51:36,092 --> 00:51:38,009
due to the reluctance
of most voters
976
00:51:38,092 --> 00:51:40,550
to admit
they're actually bigots.
977
00:51:40,634 --> 00:51:43,717
You're a congressman again.
What are you gonna do?
978
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,384
- Mo White!
- Huh.
979
00:51:45,468 --> 00:51:48,092
- Mo White! Mo White!
- Absolutely nothing.
980
00:51:48,176 --> 00:51:50,009
That's the beauty
of being in Congress.
981
00:51:50,092 --> 00:51:52,509
You don't have to do
a goddamn thing.
982
00:51:56,009 --> 00:51:57,092
Where shocked supporters
983
00:51:57,176 --> 00:51:58,800
can't believe the results
984
00:51:58,884 --> 00:52:01,218
and are already calling
for a recount.
985
00:52:01,301 --> 00:52:02,842
Wyman collected only 20...
986
00:52:14,343 --> 00:52:16,967
What the fuck do you want?
987
00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:19,218
Ten grand.
988
00:52:26,426 --> 00:52:28,009
I give you ten grand,
989
00:52:28,092 --> 00:52:31,009
and you agree
to stay away from Xan.
990
00:52:31,092 --> 00:52:33,550
You have to sign some papers.
991
00:52:40,426 --> 00:52:43,259
What kind of papers?
992
00:52:43,343 --> 00:52:47,009
You'd relinquish
your parental rights...
993
00:52:47,092 --> 00:52:50,176
and make me
Xan's legal guardian.
994
00:52:56,259 --> 00:52:57,759
Ten grand.
995
00:53:00,384 --> 00:53:02,092
Take it or leave it.
996
00:53:08,384 --> 00:53:11,592
Can I see the papers?
997
00:53:19,884 --> 00:53:22,468
You'd have to sign it
in front of a notary...
998
00:53:22,550 --> 00:53:23,967
to make it legal.
999
00:53:24,051 --> 00:53:26,343
We can go in the morning.
1000
00:53:29,134 --> 00:53:31,176
Mom?
1001
00:53:36,301 --> 00:53:38,884
I knew you'd come back for me!
1002
00:53:42,634 --> 00:53:44,967
It's so good to see you.
1003
00:54:45,967 --> 00:54:47,218
Congressman Mo White
1004
00:54:47,301 --> 00:54:48,675
was sworn into office
1005
00:54:48,759 --> 00:54:50,550
on Capitol Hill today.
1006
00:54:50,634 --> 00:54:52,926
The surprise winner
won a hard-fought campaign
1007
00:54:53,009 --> 00:54:55,717
against Isaac Ruiz
and Eleanor Wyman,
1008
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:58,426
capturing 52% of the vote.
1009
00:54:58,509 --> 00:54:59,717
Not long ago...
1010
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,675
I didn't know Mo had a family.
1011
00:55:01,759 --> 00:55:02,550
He campaigned relentlessly...
1012
00:55:02,634 --> 00:55:04,509
He doesn't.
1013
00:55:04,592 --> 00:55:06,134
And it definitely paid off.
1014
00:55:06,184 --> 00:55:10,734
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