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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:33,597 I don't want you to think of this as just a film... http://english-subtitle.blogspot.in/ 2 00:00:33,769 --> 00:00:37,204 ...some process of converting electrons and magnetic impulses... 3 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,429 ...into shapes and figures and sounds. 4 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:41,573 No. Listen to me. 5 00:00:41,740 --> 00:00:45,573 We're here to make a dent in the universe. 6 00:00:45,743 --> 00:00:47,869 Otherwise, why even be here? 7 00:00:48,045 --> 00:00:50,569 We're creating a completely new consciousness... 8 00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:53,475 ...like an artist or a poet. 9 00:00:53,648 --> 00:00:55,479 That's how you have to think of this. 10 00:00:55,650 --> 00:00:58,812 We're rewriting the history of human thought with what we're doing. 11 00:00:58,985 --> 00:01:01,476 Right. Well, Steven, at the moment I'm more worried... 12 00:01:01,654 --> 00:01:05,383 ...about getting light on the actress. You know what I mean? 13 00:01:08,124 --> 00:01:10,024 Simon. Excuse me a second. 14 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:17,363 - Michelle. - Yeah? 15 00:01:17,531 --> 00:01:20,090 Michelle, walk... Yes, walk towards lens slowly. 16 00:01:20,266 --> 00:01:21,927 Like this? 17 00:01:23,201 --> 00:01:26,692 Okay. Right. Right. 18 00:01:37,378 --> 00:01:40,403 I always wondered what it must have been like for Steve. 19 00:01:40,579 --> 00:01:43,275 I mean, ever since we were kids, everything he ever did... 20 00:01:43,448 --> 00:01:47,110 ...was somewhere between a religious experience and some sort of crusade. 21 00:01:47,384 --> 00:01:48,681 Like with this commercial. 22 00:01:48,852 --> 00:01:52,184 It was practically a legend from the time Ridley Scott filmed it. 23 00:01:52,354 --> 00:01:55,016 Like the book, 1984, with all the downtrodden masses... 24 00:01:55,190 --> 00:01:57,680 ... and that one huge spark of rebellion... 25 00:01:57,858 --> 00:02:01,122 ... against the evil Big Brother who ran everything. 26 00:02:02,394 --> 00:02:03,827 Go, go, go. 27 00:02:04,762 --> 00:02:06,593 Smoke it up, please. 28 00:02:07,597 --> 00:02:09,827 And you three. That's right, you'll come with me. 29 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,433 The rest of you stay in the back. 30 00:02:28,277 --> 00:02:32,212 - is a more powerful weapon than any fleet or army on Earth. 31 00:02:32,881 --> 00:02:35,872 We are one people with one will. 32 00:02:36,050 --> 00:02:39,382 One resolve. One cause. 33 00:02:39,619 --> 00:02:42,109 Our enemies shall talk themselves to death... 34 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:46,881 ... and we will bury them with their own confusion. 35 00:02:47,057 --> 00:02:50,321 We shall prevail. 36 00:02:54,995 --> 00:02:56,394 And then 13 years later... 37 00:02:56,563 --> 00:02:59,759 ... Steve has to stand up on that stage in Boston. 38 00:02:59,932 --> 00:03:01,421 Man, that was... 39 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,295 That was weird. 40 00:03:03,768 --> 00:03:05,565 The era... 41 00:03:05,803 --> 00:03:09,794 ...of competition between us is over. 42 00:03:11,073 --> 00:03:12,903 Thank you, Bill. 43 00:03:13,374 --> 00:03:15,432 Thank you for standing with us. 44 00:03:15,609 --> 00:03:18,077 The world's a better place because of it. 45 00:03:18,245 --> 00:03:20,769 Microsoft is gonna ruin Apple. You can't trust them. 46 00:03:20,946 --> 00:03:22,435 I know. 47 00:03:22,614 --> 00:03:27,311 I realize that this news may be shocking to some of you. 48 00:03:27,483 --> 00:03:29,849 I mean, Steve talking to Bill Gates... 49 00:03:30,019 --> 00:03:33,044 ... who's staring down like he's Big Brother, and he was. 50 00:03:33,220 --> 00:03:35,916 For years, Steve almost went crazy over what Bill was doing to him... 51 00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:39,024 ... and now he's up there on that stage, in front of the world... 52 00:03:39,191 --> 00:03:42,125 ... telling everybody he's practically the Second Coming. 53 00:03:43,094 --> 00:03:45,618 I mean, how do you get from there to here? 54 00:03:52,901 --> 00:03:54,697 There was a disturbance on the campus... 55 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:59,397 ... of the University of California at Berkeley. 56 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:02,631 The Santa Barbara campus reported a small-scale riot as well. 57 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:05,640 - The demonstrators said they were... - More than 400 students... 58 00:04:05,809 --> 00:04:08,277 ... have taken part in the demonstration. 59 00:04:10,512 --> 00:04:14,345 In the morning, police began launching tear-gas grenades to break up the crowd. 60 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:17,449 Student leaders are anxious to meet with university officials... 61 00:04:17,616 --> 00:04:19,516 ... to express their views on Vietnam. 62 00:04:19,852 --> 00:04:22,945 - What the hell are we doing here? - Let's get out of here. 63 00:04:24,588 --> 00:04:26,987 Stay back. Hold it. Hold it there. Get back. 64 00:04:58,911 --> 00:05:00,901 - Don't drop the box! - I'm not! 65 00:05:01,079 --> 00:05:02,545 Come on. 66 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:15,177 You okay? 67 00:05:15,522 --> 00:05:17,648 Those guys think they're revolutionaries. 68 00:05:17,823 --> 00:05:19,552 - They're not. We are. - We are? 69 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:22,025 You know, Steve was never like you or me. 70 00:05:22,193 --> 00:05:25,491 He always saw things differently. Even then when I was in Berkeley... 71 00:05:25,662 --> 00:05:28,687 ... I'd see something and just see kilobytes or circuit boards... 72 00:05:28,864 --> 00:05:31,889 ... while he'd see karma or the meaning of the universe. 73 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:37,497 Steve and I found this weird guy who was a hero around Berkeley... 74 00:05:37,669 --> 00:05:39,899 ... all because he found a way to beat the system. 75 00:05:40,072 --> 00:05:42,005 This guy was called Captain Crunch... 76 00:05:42,173 --> 00:05:45,801 ...because he figured out this little whistle... 77 00:05:45,976 --> 00:05:48,409 ...that you found in boxes of Cap'n Crunch cereal... 78 00:05:48,577 --> 00:05:51,773 ...had the same tones as AT&T's long-distance equipment. 79 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:55,146 So you got free phone calls anywhere in the world... 80 00:05:55,315 --> 00:05:57,680 ... with this thing I built called the blue box. 81 00:05:57,850 --> 00:05:59,976 And then we tested it out by calling the pope. 82 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:01,482 - You talk to him. - No, no, no. 83 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:03,483 They're putting you through to the pope? 84 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:06,121 I totally figured it out, man. 85 00:06:06,589 --> 00:06:10,024 I figured it out. I know what it's about. You know what it's about? 86 00:06:11,292 --> 00:06:13,192 It's about power. 87 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:15,123 Right on, man. 88 00:06:15,428 --> 00:06:17,054 It's like those weird countries... 89 00:06:17,229 --> 00:06:19,890 ...where the army guys overthrow the president. 90 00:06:20,064 --> 00:06:22,089 The first thing that they take over... 91 00:06:22,266 --> 00:06:26,725 ...are the ways people communicate, you know, radio, TV, newspapers. 92 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:28,633 Far-out, man. 93 00:06:29,137 --> 00:06:31,400 Information is power. 94 00:06:34,707 --> 00:06:37,300 I kept building the boxes, and Steve kept selling them... 95 00:06:37,476 --> 00:06:40,103 ... until one day, we almost got busted by some cops... 96 00:06:40,278 --> 00:06:43,974 ... who, thank God, didn't even know what a blue box was. 97 00:06:46,282 --> 00:06:49,045 You might wanna try a haircut, boys. 98 00:06:49,717 --> 00:06:53,516 So I started trying to build something that wasn't gonna get us in trouble. 99 00:06:54,021 --> 00:06:56,147 - That's not a blue box. - It's a computer. 100 00:06:56,322 --> 00:06:58,846 Woz, we need blue boxes, not computers. 101 00:06:59,024 --> 00:07:01,992 - I got a reporter from Mercury News coming. - What for? 102 00:07:02,159 --> 00:07:06,094 My mom phoned, told them I was building a computer, and they wanna do a story. 103 00:07:06,262 --> 00:07:07,819 Woz, give me a break. 104 00:07:07,996 --> 00:07:11,431 Hey, let me ask you something, seriously. Look at me. 105 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:14,658 Do you wanna get stuck here the rest of your life in this hellhole? 106 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:17,927 Look, this is where I grew up, okay? It's not a hellhole. Shoot. 107 00:07:18,103 --> 00:07:20,900 I know your newspaper will find Steve's computer fascinating. 108 00:07:21,072 --> 00:07:23,471 He's so ingenious. He built it all from spare parts. 109 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,197 Steven, the reporter is... 110 00:07:26,943 --> 00:07:28,773 Hi. It caught fire. 111 00:07:28,944 --> 00:07:32,902 My first chance at fame, and the computer catches fire. 112 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:35,047 Sorry. 113 00:07:38,984 --> 00:07:40,450 When I was still at Berkeley... 114 00:07:40,618 --> 00:07:42,608 ... I kept making weird electronic gadgets... 115 00:07:42,786 --> 00:07:45,413 ... that were basically just jokes. 116 00:07:46,855 --> 00:07:49,687 But, hey, you know, jokes are important. 117 00:07:54,927 --> 00:07:57,986 The problem back then was me and Steve and his girlfriend... 118 00:07:58,163 --> 00:07:59,391 ... were pretty much broke. 119 00:07:59,564 --> 00:08:03,430 So we ended up doing some pretty nutty things just to make money. 120 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,192 I know where we can get a job. 121 00:08:05,368 --> 00:08:07,995 - Saw it on the bulletin board there. - What kind of job? 122 00:08:08,170 --> 00:08:10,694 I don't know. It seems sort of like show business. 123 00:08:11,172 --> 00:08:15,470 Dressing up as Alice in Wonderland and stuff for a bunch of kids? 124 00:08:18,243 --> 00:08:21,211 But, you know, Steve wasn't exactly cut out for that stuff. 125 00:08:27,515 --> 00:08:29,210 Maybe in a past life... 126 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:32,113 ...I was a poet or an artist. 127 00:08:32,286 --> 00:08:36,277 You know, maybe you talk about past lives and all that stuff... 128 00:08:36,455 --> 00:08:38,513 ...because, well, you don't know who you are. 129 00:08:39,624 --> 00:08:42,524 What the hell are you talking about? I don't know who I am? 130 00:08:42,959 --> 00:08:45,222 Well, you don't. I mean, you told me... 131 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:47,827 I don't wanna talk about it with you or anyone else. 132 00:08:48,229 --> 00:08:50,163 I'm just trying to help. 133 00:08:56,735 --> 00:08:59,294 It wasn't like Steve and I lost touch with each other... 134 00:08:59,470 --> 00:09:01,700 ...but he was definitely in places I wasn't... 135 00:09:02,238 --> 00:09:03,830 ...like some ashram in India... 136 00:09:04,007 --> 00:09:07,533 ...and communes up in Oregon where they picked apples all day. 137 00:09:07,976 --> 00:09:09,875 It was pretty much of a journey for Steve. 138 00:09:10,044 --> 00:09:13,012 The kind that's as much on the inside as on the outside. 139 00:09:13,179 --> 00:09:16,841 I mean, he definitely must have been to weird places. 140 00:09:25,521 --> 00:09:27,078 See the new Playmate? Miss October? 141 00:09:28,657 --> 00:09:31,250 Hey, man, Miss August is way better. 142 00:09:31,425 --> 00:09:33,153 Boobs out to here. 143 00:09:33,326 --> 00:09:36,522 Honest to God, Ballmer. You have no culture. 144 00:09:37,162 --> 00:09:41,062 Yeah, right. Like you go around reading Plato. 145 00:09:42,098 --> 00:09:43,531 You're the only guy I know... 146 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:46,497 ...who could make furniture out of Playboys, for God sakes. 147 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,898 Look, you got enough to make a chair. 148 00:09:49,304 --> 00:09:51,294 You don't have to worry about them moving... 149 00:09:51,471 --> 00:09:53,495 ...because they're stuck together. - Get out. 150 00:09:53,673 --> 00:09:56,072 - They're all stuck together. - Sometimes back then... 151 00:09:56,241 --> 00:09:57,833 ... I could've throttled Bill Gates. 152 00:09:58,009 --> 00:10:00,841 The guy could turn any human situation into a poker game. 153 00:10:01,011 --> 00:10:02,944 Forget about classes. Poker. 154 00:10:03,112 --> 00:10:05,909 The fact that the world might end tonight? No problem, poker. 155 00:10:06,081 --> 00:10:08,981 Or we're finally deciphering the meaning of life. 156 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,446 More poker. 157 00:10:10,617 --> 00:10:12,744 And winning. The guy'd have a hairball if he'd lost... 158 00:10:12,919 --> 00:10:14,715 ... which wasn't often, let me tell you. 159 00:10:14,887 --> 00:10:17,218 - Full house. - Oh, man. 160 00:10:18,556 --> 00:10:20,113 Hey, Bill. 161 00:10:21,391 --> 00:10:23,017 Our rooms were like a casino. 162 00:10:23,592 --> 00:10:25,354 Actually, a messy casino. 163 00:10:25,527 --> 00:10:28,791 And Bill slept wherever he fell down. 164 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:36,865 Bill, the revolution's starting without us. 165 00:10:37,035 --> 00:10:40,003 Bill and Paul Allen had known each other since they were kids. 166 00:10:40,170 --> 00:10:42,400 If the word "passion" entered into their lives... 167 00:10:42,572 --> 00:10:44,698 ... it was for one thing: Computers. 168 00:10:44,873 --> 00:10:48,706 Especially this one made by some guy in Albuquerque of all places. 169 00:10:49,810 --> 00:10:52,300 What is this, porn for engineers? 170 00:10:53,379 --> 00:10:55,539 Oh, jeez, the Altair. 171 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:57,809 Am I missing something? 172 00:10:57,981 --> 00:11:01,780 I mean, Miss October, I can understand, but what is this? 173 00:11:02,285 --> 00:11:04,684 This is better than Miss October. 174 00:11:06,455 --> 00:11:07,682 This is a computer. 175 00:11:07,855 --> 00:11:09,947 - Oh, God. - The article says... 176 00:11:10,123 --> 00:11:12,886 ...that they need someone to figure out a language for it. 177 00:11:13,058 --> 00:11:16,083 Right now it just sits there and blinks. 178 00:11:19,863 --> 00:11:23,457 Whoever talks to this Ed Roberts has gotta go to Albuquerque to see him. 179 00:11:23,632 --> 00:11:26,657 You should go because you look better for that stuff than I do. 180 00:11:27,168 --> 00:11:29,135 - I do not. - You both look terrible. 181 00:11:29,303 --> 00:11:31,736 - Just get used to it. - What are we supposed to do? 182 00:11:31,904 --> 00:11:34,929 It's simple. You call him and say you're Paul. 183 00:11:35,107 --> 00:11:37,666 And then Paul goes to Albuquerque and says he's Paul. 184 00:11:45,446 --> 00:11:46,913 So, what are you gonna say? 185 00:11:49,316 --> 00:11:51,374 Hi, Mr. Ed Roberts, please. 186 00:11:51,684 --> 00:11:55,449 This is Paul Allen, calling from Cambridge, Massachusetts. 187 00:11:57,354 --> 00:12:00,686 It's our job to find out what this guy doesn't know that he needs... 188 00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:03,851 ...but does need and make sure he knows he does need it... 189 00:12:04,025 --> 00:12:06,549 ...and that we're the only ones to give him the answer. 190 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,217 What? 191 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:13,020 - Mr. Roberts? - Yes, sir, Mr. Allen. 192 00:12:13,198 --> 00:12:16,997 I tell you, I believe that we've got one hot product here. 193 00:12:17,168 --> 00:12:20,603 The reason I can speak that way is because I've taken over 50 calls... 194 00:12:20,771 --> 00:12:23,966 ...from people wanting to come to work with us on this Altair project. 195 00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:27,564 So here's the deal. 196 00:12:28,275 --> 00:12:31,266 I snuck two women into my room. 197 00:12:32,245 --> 00:12:33,609 And they're naked. 198 00:12:33,779 --> 00:12:36,178 I mean, like, really naked. 199 00:12:36,347 --> 00:12:40,214 You know, like, gorgeous naked. 200 00:12:41,618 --> 00:12:43,608 So don't say I never did anything for you... 201 00:12:43,786 --> 00:12:46,583 ...because they're waiting for you right now. 202 00:12:47,621 --> 00:12:49,020 Drop dead, Ballmer. 203 00:12:49,189 --> 00:12:51,486 Oh, and I told them... 204 00:12:51,657 --> 00:12:54,420 ...that you were writing a computer language... 205 00:12:54,592 --> 00:12:57,059 ...and right away, they start moaning for it. 206 00:12:57,227 --> 00:12:59,888 "Oh, computer languages. 207 00:13:00,062 --> 00:13:01,427 Oh, Fortran. 208 00:13:01,597 --> 00:13:04,565 Oh, Fortran. " 209 00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:07,991 Will you cut it out, Steve. 210 00:13:08,169 --> 00:13:12,467 Excuse me, I'm just trying to save you guys from... 211 00:13:13,005 --> 00:13:15,871 ...wasting your entire Harvard reading week... 212 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:19,031 ...over this Traf-O-Data simulator... 213 00:13:19,209 --> 00:13:23,303 ...while everyone else is out getting drunk or laid. 214 00:13:24,546 --> 00:13:27,105 - Paul, are those parts binary? - I give up. I give up. 215 00:13:27,281 --> 00:13:28,873 I give up. I give up. 216 00:14:10,176 --> 00:14:11,870 Oh, duck, Bill. 217 00:14:18,982 --> 00:14:22,382 Oh, you know, Bill, I think you gotta come up with a better pickup line. 218 00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:25,609 Asking her what her SAT score is is definitely not gonna do it. 219 00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:27,717 I forgot to write a loader. 220 00:14:27,888 --> 00:14:29,684 That's not an improvement, Bill. 221 00:14:29,889 --> 00:14:33,016 No, no. I just realized something. Paul's on his way to Albuquerque. 222 00:14:33,191 --> 00:14:36,353 I forgot to write the loader that connects the computer to the Teletype. 223 00:14:36,694 --> 00:14:40,026 And if he starts that machine, and it can't read the tape, we're dead. 224 00:14:44,565 --> 00:14:46,896 Unless he did it on the plane, I'm finished. 225 00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:49,364 - It's something I just realized. - I hope so. 226 00:14:49,702 --> 00:14:52,727 If this Albuquerque thing had worked, I was gonna quit Harvard. 227 00:14:53,938 --> 00:14:55,461 Are you crazy? 228 00:14:56,139 --> 00:14:58,072 I gotta be a doctor or something. 229 00:15:01,376 --> 00:15:03,776 Gynecologist, maybe. 230 00:15:04,645 --> 00:15:05,873 - Come on. - I'm flying. 231 00:15:06,046 --> 00:15:07,842 Yeah, you're flying. 232 00:15:08,114 --> 00:15:09,706 - Here we go. - Ballmer. 233 00:15:11,550 --> 00:15:13,949 You're the only guy I know who pays the strippers... 234 00:15:14,118 --> 00:15:16,085 ...to put their clothes on. 235 00:15:17,187 --> 00:15:18,449 Come on, drunkie. 236 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,792 Okay. 237 00:15:31,296 --> 00:15:33,196 Hey, Bill... 238 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,696 ...it's either the clothes or you, but something... 239 00:15:35,866 --> 00:15:37,628 ...definitely needs to be hosed down. 240 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,596 - Sorry we failed. - Come on. 241 00:15:40,903 --> 00:15:43,700 - Good night. - Sorry we failed. 242 00:15:46,006 --> 00:15:48,906 Bill, Bill, Bill. 243 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,238 Bill, Bill, Bill. 244 00:16:04,952 --> 00:16:06,543 It's an Altair. 245 00:16:06,719 --> 00:16:09,653 They gave it to us as a gift. 246 00:16:10,956 --> 00:16:13,014 We blew them away. 247 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:20,421 Woz, do we have to have mice? 248 00:16:20,596 --> 00:16:22,688 Come on, I like mice. This is Irving. 249 00:16:22,864 --> 00:16:25,024 Hey, man, you are putting poison into your body. 250 00:16:25,198 --> 00:16:27,062 Hey, hey, come on. Give me those. 251 00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:29,758 - That's french fries, man. - That's what I mean. 252 00:16:29,935 --> 00:16:33,165 French fries, all-American food. Come on. 253 00:16:33,337 --> 00:16:35,271 I can't eat like you do. 254 00:16:35,439 --> 00:16:37,838 Eating fruit all the time. That's weird. 255 00:16:38,274 --> 00:16:41,935 It's not weird. It's pure. Makes the soul pure. 256 00:16:42,109 --> 00:16:46,511 Oh, wait, wait. You gotta listen to this. I got a great one today. 257 00:16:47,681 --> 00:16:50,876 Did you hear about the drunk who came staggering out of the subway... 258 00:16:51,049 --> 00:16:53,881 ... and said, "Man, I got lost in some guy's basement. 259 00:16:54,051 --> 00:16:57,110 You should've seen the set of trains he had"? 260 00:16:59,854 --> 00:17:03,721 - the Bay Area Dial-a-Joke Line, making your day a barrel of laughs. 261 00:17:03,891 --> 00:17:05,483 I got a new book of Polish jokes. 262 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,683 Man, it'll keep me going for years. 263 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,850 - Why? - Why? 264 00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:12,052 It makes people laugh. 265 00:17:12,229 --> 00:17:15,891 I got people phoning in every day just to hear my latest joke. 266 00:17:16,066 --> 00:17:17,294 It makes their day better. 267 00:17:17,766 --> 00:17:19,427 Are you sure this thing's gonna work? 268 00:17:19,602 --> 00:17:21,796 - Lf it doesn't catch fire. - Don't even joke. 269 00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:24,266 I like jokes. 270 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:26,532 Jokes make me feel good. 271 00:17:35,478 --> 00:17:38,139 You know, I hired a private detective today. 272 00:17:40,716 --> 00:17:42,740 I wanna find my mother. 273 00:17:43,184 --> 00:17:44,548 My real mother. 274 00:17:45,185 --> 00:17:46,982 You never talk about that stuff with me. 275 00:17:47,953 --> 00:17:50,045 That part about being adopted and all. 276 00:17:50,221 --> 00:17:53,587 Guy says he can probably find her. 277 00:17:54,558 --> 00:17:57,424 Why do you always get freaked out when Arlene asks about it? 278 00:17:57,593 --> 00:18:00,390 Arlene? Arlene's got her own problems. 279 00:18:00,562 --> 00:18:04,894 My parents don't want her in the house. She phones me a million times a day. 280 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,695 At least I'm working on my stuff. 281 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,303 Feel better? 282 00:18:28,546 --> 00:18:31,413 Now, Steve, tell the others what you're feeling. 283 00:18:33,017 --> 00:18:34,813 Like... 284 00:18:36,619 --> 00:18:39,314 - Like it's gone. - What is? 285 00:18:40,122 --> 00:18:41,782 The anger. 286 00:18:42,723 --> 00:18:44,883 Like the anger's gone. 287 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,217 It's gone. 288 00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:08,801 Back then, our big thrill was going to this thing they called the Homebrew Club. 289 00:19:08,974 --> 00:19:11,100 It was where guys spent all their spare time... 290 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:14,471 ... trying to get access to computers owned by the local corporations. 291 00:19:14,644 --> 00:19:17,703 And people would go there and show the stuff they just built. 292 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,370 Except most of it didn't really work all that well. 293 00:19:20,548 --> 00:19:24,313 - Read in the Popular Electronics issue about a year ago... 294 00:19:24,484 --> 00:19:27,247 ...about the new Altair 8800. 295 00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:31,081 I was nervous that day we walked in with my homemade computer... 296 00:19:31,388 --> 00:19:33,652 ... but I got a charge out of it. All those guys... 297 00:19:33,823 --> 00:19:36,451 ... coming over and wanting to talk to me. 298 00:19:39,494 --> 00:19:41,393 The schematics we have... 299 00:19:41,562 --> 00:19:43,358 - What is this thing? - Check it out. 300 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,430 The first computer you're ever gonna see. 301 00:19:45,597 --> 00:19:46,996 What's the screen for? 302 00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:49,690 I was never good at talking to people in those days... 303 00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:53,063 ... but Steve, he was amazing. 304 00:19:53,236 --> 00:19:57,228 Alexander Graham Bell when he heard his first ring, that's as revolutionary as this is. 305 00:19:57,406 --> 00:20:01,033 He's talking about the Altair? I never had a problem till I tried to use it. 306 00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:04,768 All of a sudden we found out what we wanted to do with our lives. 307 00:20:04,944 --> 00:20:07,343 - It was all we ever wanted. - To 30. 308 00:20:07,512 --> 00:20:10,571 Here is the first personal computer that you're gonna wanna buy. 309 00:20:14,551 --> 00:20:17,747 Man, 50! We sold 50. 310 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,911 IBM is gonna be loading in their pants. 311 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,022 I don't even think IBM knows who we are. 312 00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:25,555 Good. This is guerrilla warfare. 313 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,420 - They're the enemy. - They are? 314 00:20:28,593 --> 00:20:32,824 I used to think maybe Steve was born obsessed with wiping out IBM. 315 00:20:32,996 --> 00:20:34,462 And in a way, you could see why. 316 00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:37,154 I mean, in those days, as far as we were concerned... 317 00:20:37,332 --> 00:20:39,697 ...IBM was practically like the Pentagon. 318 00:20:41,836 --> 00:20:44,565 Here were a bunch of guys who dressed exactly the same... 319 00:20:44,738 --> 00:20:46,034 ... and sang company songs. 320 00:20:54,610 --> 00:20:56,441 I mean, we were these scruffy crazies... 321 00:20:56,612 --> 00:21:00,774 ... messing around with computer stuff the IBM guys thought was, like, toys. 322 00:21:00,948 --> 00:21:02,778 But what did they know? 323 00:21:09,386 --> 00:21:11,717 - Where's your VW? - Sold it. 324 00:21:12,088 --> 00:21:16,183 1350 bucks. We're on our way. 325 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,086 - Steve. - What? 326 00:21:18,259 --> 00:21:21,056 - What's the problem? - I don't know if I can build these. 327 00:21:21,228 --> 00:21:24,196 Hey, Woz, I assume we're speaking the same language, right? 328 00:21:24,363 --> 00:21:27,422 Dan, Elizabeth, I'm not speaking Swahili, am I? 329 00:21:27,732 --> 00:21:29,995 I'm here to inform you our universe is unfolding... 330 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:32,192 But I still don't think I can build them. 331 00:21:32,368 --> 00:21:34,097 I work for Hewlett-Packard sometimes. 332 00:21:34,270 --> 00:21:35,998 - Yeah, and? - My dad pointed it out... 333 00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:38,365 ...they get first chance in anything I invent. 334 00:21:38,773 --> 00:21:40,673 - What? - I can't help it. 335 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,740 It's on the paper I signed. 336 00:21:42,909 --> 00:21:46,241 Damn it, Woz! We get our shot, our destiny... 337 00:21:46,411 --> 00:21:49,072 ...and now we gotta turn it all over to these businessmen? 338 00:22:07,692 --> 00:22:11,353 Steve. It is Steve, isn't it? 339 00:22:12,362 --> 00:22:15,330 Yeah. Steve, you say that this gadget of yours... 340 00:22:15,497 --> 00:22:17,862 ...is for ordinary people. 341 00:22:18,533 --> 00:22:22,468 What on earth would ordinary people want with computers? 342 00:22:56,558 --> 00:22:58,048 What? 343 00:23:04,329 --> 00:23:06,058 What? 344 00:23:06,598 --> 00:23:08,531 They hated it. 345 00:23:09,533 --> 00:23:11,727 They hated it. 346 00:23:11,901 --> 00:23:13,561 They hated it. 347 00:23:46,490 --> 00:23:48,583 Whenever Steve went to a bank to get a loan... 348 00:23:48,758 --> 00:23:52,284 ...it was like they were Eskimos, and we had a refrigerator to sell them. 349 00:23:52,461 --> 00:23:55,918 Okay, so Steve didn't look like a business guy. But who did? 350 00:23:56,097 --> 00:23:59,623 Business guys and bankers thought you'd just barfed on their shoes... 351 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,235 ... if you tried to interest them in computers for ordinary people. 352 00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:05,369 I mean, go figure. 353 00:24:52,101 --> 00:24:53,329 Where's your beard? 354 00:24:54,168 --> 00:24:56,432 In the bathroom. Shaved it off. 355 00:24:56,604 --> 00:24:58,366 Well, how come? 356 00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:01,764 Because banks don't like beards. 357 00:25:01,941 --> 00:25:03,498 So we called ourselves Apple... 358 00:25:03,675 --> 00:25:05,835 ...and started making those little computers. 359 00:25:06,010 --> 00:25:08,069 Me, Steve and his friends Elizabeth and Dan. 360 00:25:08,245 --> 00:25:11,111 All of us sweating away in Steve's parents' garage. 361 00:25:12,047 --> 00:25:14,879 It's like sometimes not knowing how crazy something is... 362 00:25:15,049 --> 00:25:16,516 ...is a good thing. 363 00:25:16,684 --> 00:25:18,310 You're just goofing around... 364 00:25:18,485 --> 00:25:21,783 ...until someone like Mike shows up and says, "Wow. " 365 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:24,649 - Steve Jobs? - Jobs. 366 00:25:24,822 --> 00:25:27,346 Oh, right. I'm sorry. Mike Markula. 367 00:25:28,358 --> 00:25:30,518 - Hey, Mike. How you doing? - I'm well. 368 00:25:30,693 --> 00:25:32,717 The man who put intelligence into Intel. 369 00:25:32,894 --> 00:25:34,122 - Yeah... - No smoking in here. 370 00:25:34,296 --> 00:25:36,559 Oh, I'm sorry about that. Yeah. 371 00:25:36,730 --> 00:25:38,697 - Valentine said you might call. - Yeah. 372 00:25:38,865 --> 00:25:41,765 - Welcome to Apple Computers. - Thank you. Here it is, huh? 373 00:25:42,034 --> 00:25:44,298 I was looking for a venture opportunity like this. 374 00:25:44,635 --> 00:25:47,103 What kind of venture money are we talking about, Mike? 375 00:25:47,404 --> 00:25:51,203 We start with about a quarter million dollars and see what happens. 376 00:25:52,708 --> 00:25:54,572 Excuse me? 377 00:25:56,110 --> 00:25:58,441 Quarter million dollars. You must be Steve Wozniak. 378 00:25:58,612 --> 00:26:00,169 - Yeah. - Mike Markula. 379 00:26:00,479 --> 00:26:02,275 A quarter million dollars into this? 380 00:26:02,447 --> 00:26:04,608 - Yep. - What's the catch? 381 00:26:05,683 --> 00:26:08,116 - No catch, just business. - That's the catch... 382 00:26:08,284 --> 00:26:09,945 ...because this ain't just business. 383 00:26:10,219 --> 00:26:13,346 This is practically spiritual. 384 00:26:13,522 --> 00:26:15,580 This is about overthrowing dead culture. 385 00:26:17,757 --> 00:26:19,986 - Dead gods. - Okay, look. 386 00:26:20,159 --> 00:26:23,491 You guys wanna be operating out of a garage, that's fine with me. 387 00:26:23,661 --> 00:26:26,094 But this is a ground-zero operation here. 388 00:26:26,263 --> 00:26:28,788 Steve Wozniak's employee number one. You're number two. 389 00:26:28,965 --> 00:26:30,626 Wait a minute. 390 00:26:31,833 --> 00:26:33,824 I'm employee number one. 391 00:26:34,002 --> 00:26:36,162 - Woz? - Doesn't matter to me. 392 00:26:36,337 --> 00:26:38,770 - I'm employee number one. - I'm not saying anything. 393 00:26:38,938 --> 00:26:41,269 - I wasn't implying anything. - Then I'll be zero. 394 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,203 - Woz, you can be number one. - I'll be zero. Okay? 395 00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:46,536 Even though things were changing like crazy... 396 00:26:46,710 --> 00:26:48,974 ... venture capitalists and bankers and all that... 397 00:26:49,145 --> 00:26:51,908 ... some things still stayed the same, especially with Steve. 398 00:26:52,081 --> 00:26:54,605 - I don't want it, Steve. - It'll make you nice. 399 00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,980 Woz, you and me. 400 00:26:58,151 --> 00:27:00,948 This is your mother telling you to drop this beautiful acid... 401 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,916 Your mother wouldn't approve either. 402 00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:05,715 - Get that away from me. "Man. " - Man, come on. 403 00:27:06,056 --> 00:27:07,420 I'd be careful. 404 00:27:07,590 --> 00:27:09,922 Baby, it's you and me. Take a little trip? 405 00:27:10,093 --> 00:27:11,389 - No, thanks, Steve. - Come on. 406 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,857 - Steve, no. - What's the matter with you guys? 407 00:27:14,395 --> 00:27:18,592 It's like living with a bunch of squares and stiffs. 408 00:27:19,465 --> 00:27:20,727 More for me. 409 00:27:22,934 --> 00:27:27,063 Oh, I'm standing. I'm standing in front of something. 410 00:27:27,237 --> 00:27:29,761 It's a field of wheat. 411 00:27:30,072 --> 00:27:33,302 Oh, and I hear classical music playing. Do you hear it? 412 00:27:33,475 --> 00:27:34,736 Do you hear it? 413 00:27:34,908 --> 00:27:38,570 I'm conducting classical music! 414 00:27:42,481 --> 00:27:45,415 Everything's moving with the wind. 415 00:27:45,583 --> 00:27:48,676 Everything's moving with the wind. 416 00:27:58,290 --> 00:28:02,157 Everything's moving just the way I want it to. 417 00:28:02,327 --> 00:28:04,294 Everything. 418 00:28:20,472 --> 00:28:21,904 Steve. 419 00:28:23,941 --> 00:28:25,407 Hey... 420 00:28:26,043 --> 00:28:28,169 ...how am I gonna get home? 421 00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:41,014 - It's not bad when there's no wind. - Yeah? 422 00:28:41,186 --> 00:28:42,812 What is that? 423 00:28:46,423 --> 00:28:49,289 Bring down a pallet with six more. 424 00:28:55,262 --> 00:28:57,923 - Oh, man. - What? 425 00:28:58,097 --> 00:29:01,554 I was just thinking about Harvard. It'll pass. 426 00:29:02,467 --> 00:29:04,127 Hey, Paul. 427 00:29:04,802 --> 00:29:07,292 Right on schedule. How you doing? 428 00:29:07,470 --> 00:29:10,199 - Good to see you. - Hi, Ed. 429 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,397 So... 430 00:29:14,175 --> 00:29:16,438 ...are you...? Are you Bill? 431 00:29:16,609 --> 00:29:17,836 Are you Ed? 432 00:29:19,578 --> 00:29:21,738 Well, I'll be damned. 433 00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:31,375 Signing bonus? 434 00:29:33,387 --> 00:29:36,753 I've never given a signing bonus in all my life. 435 00:29:36,923 --> 00:29:40,119 You know, Ed, in our other contracts, we always get a signing bonus. 436 00:29:40,292 --> 00:29:43,317 - Other contracts? - Yeah, our other contracts. 437 00:29:43,494 --> 00:29:45,358 Well, I don't know. 438 00:29:45,528 --> 00:29:47,461 I don't know. 439 00:29:57,403 --> 00:29:58,961 Okay. 440 00:29:59,404 --> 00:30:01,338 - Two thousand. - Four thousand. 441 00:30:01,639 --> 00:30:03,572 - What? - Of course. 442 00:30:03,841 --> 00:30:06,274 Next, Ed, this business of a $ 15 royalty... 443 00:30:06,442 --> 00:30:09,968 ...for BASIC sold in every 4K Altair, it's just not acceptable. 444 00:30:10,145 --> 00:30:13,238 Let me tell you something, boy. This ain't the way I do business. 445 00:30:13,414 --> 00:30:16,473 And I especially don't like being dictated to by some little... 446 00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:19,139 Ed, Ed, this is not about dictating. 447 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:21,877 You see, this is about reality. 448 00:30:22,053 --> 00:30:27,148 The reality is that your machine is brilliant, but it needs our language. 449 00:30:27,323 --> 00:30:30,348 And without it, you know, it's just a tin box that lights up. 450 00:30:34,061 --> 00:30:37,859 So let's double our royalty from $ 15 to $30 a copy. 451 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:46,359 So back then I get postcards from these guys. 452 00:30:46,536 --> 00:30:49,765 "Wish you were here," and all that. Yeah, right, Albuquerque. 453 00:30:49,937 --> 00:30:52,167 Bill and Paul were living in this crummy motel... 454 00:30:52,340 --> 00:30:55,967 ... acting like they had a clue about being in the computer business. 455 00:30:56,142 --> 00:30:57,905 - Eureka. - What? 456 00:30:58,077 --> 00:31:01,170 I created a program that can play blackjack. 457 00:31:01,578 --> 00:31:04,342 Chris, you've been here two days, and you're into blackjack? 458 00:31:04,515 --> 00:31:06,209 Yeah, so? 459 00:31:06,382 --> 00:31:08,212 So you got work to do. 460 00:31:12,987 --> 00:31:14,647 Oh, God, no. 461 00:31:14,821 --> 00:31:17,311 Not Frank Sinatra. Not "My Way. " 462 00:31:17,489 --> 00:31:19,422 Not again. Spare us. 463 00:31:30,832 --> 00:31:33,629 So, Paul, I'm putting in $909, and you're in for 606... 464 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,630 ...and we're keeping the Microsoft name. 465 00:31:35,902 --> 00:31:39,234 You know how you told Ed that we're leasing whole office buildings? 466 00:31:39,404 --> 00:31:41,667 What if he finds out our corporate headquarters... 467 00:31:41,839 --> 00:31:44,602 ...are in that roach motel with two student employees? 468 00:31:48,443 --> 00:31:49,841 You think they're hookers? 469 00:31:50,111 --> 00:31:52,442 Either that or motel inspectors. 470 00:31:52,612 --> 00:31:55,045 I saw that one going in and out of the motel room... 471 00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:57,444 ...about a dozen times yesterday. 472 00:32:02,019 --> 00:32:04,145 Oh, baby. 473 00:32:10,758 --> 00:32:13,885 - I quit Harvard for this? - You wanted glamour. 474 00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:15,856 - You got glamour. - Come on, baby. 475 00:32:16,061 --> 00:32:20,360 Quit bitching or else go get us that pizza. 476 00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:23,631 Oh, yeah. 477 00:32:28,002 --> 00:32:30,436 Oh, baby, come on. Yes! 478 00:33:13,132 --> 00:33:17,625 Rise and shine. Wakey wakey. Your 9:30's here. 479 00:33:17,803 --> 00:33:20,498 You left your MasterCard in the restaurant again yesterday. 480 00:33:20,671 --> 00:33:24,036 That's the third time this month. The hotel in Dallas called and said... 481 00:33:24,206 --> 00:33:26,800 ...you left your suit in the room when you checked out. 482 00:33:26,975 --> 00:33:31,001 Hertz called back and said they will never rent you a car again. 483 00:33:31,178 --> 00:33:34,146 Two more speeding citations in the mail and wash your hair. 484 00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:37,839 No, comb your hair, wash it later and change your shirt. 485 00:33:40,718 --> 00:33:42,514 It's over there. 486 00:33:48,723 --> 00:33:52,818 We're here for our 9:30 with your president, Mr. Gates. 487 00:33:59,963 --> 00:34:01,555 Mr... 488 00:34:01,732 --> 00:34:03,028 ...Gates? 489 00:34:09,570 --> 00:34:10,798 Hello? 490 00:34:10,971 --> 00:34:15,303 Oh, I forgot to tell you. Paul left a message. He said to tell you... 491 00:34:15,474 --> 00:34:18,965 ...if you get thrown in jail again tonight, you're on your own. 492 00:34:19,143 --> 00:34:22,475 You have to find somebody else to bail you out. 493 00:34:22,646 --> 00:34:24,442 Okay? 494 00:34:27,749 --> 00:34:32,207 - Jeez, Bill, isn't this Paul's car? - You know, I figured it out. 495 00:34:33,319 --> 00:34:35,411 Exercise is bad for your health. 496 00:34:35,587 --> 00:34:39,579 You see, if you take a normal pulse rate, 70 per minute... 497 00:34:39,757 --> 00:34:43,248 ...times the average life span, which is 75 years... 498 00:34:43,426 --> 00:34:45,552 - Too fast, Bill. Please. - Let's see, that's... 499 00:34:46,628 --> 00:34:50,824 ...70 times 60 minutes, times 24 hours, times 365 days. 500 00:34:50,997 --> 00:34:53,294 - Come on, please. - That's 37 million heartbeats... 501 00:34:53,465 --> 00:34:54,864 ...times 75 years. 502 00:34:55,034 --> 00:34:56,261 Slow down. 503 00:35:04,507 --> 00:35:06,770 Hey, Chris. Take a look. 504 00:35:09,977 --> 00:35:11,910 Bill. 505 00:35:13,012 --> 00:35:14,501 No way, man. 506 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:17,513 Bill. 507 00:35:18,983 --> 00:35:20,381 The keys are in it. 508 00:35:20,550 --> 00:35:22,710 I don't know if this is such a good idea, Bill. 509 00:35:22,885 --> 00:35:26,115 Can you get off that thing? Come on. 510 00:35:27,255 --> 00:35:29,882 I think you steer with the pedals and these levers. 511 00:35:30,057 --> 00:35:32,854 No, Bill. Come on. Please. 512 00:35:33,359 --> 00:35:35,258 - Okay, don't worry about it. - Yeah, right. 513 00:35:35,427 --> 00:35:37,088 On your mark. 514 00:35:37,394 --> 00:35:39,385 Get set. 515 00:35:39,563 --> 00:35:41,427 Go. 516 00:35:50,770 --> 00:35:52,828 You're going down. 517 00:35:58,742 --> 00:36:00,073 No way, man. 518 00:36:01,410 --> 00:36:04,640 Microsoft? Nobody I knew ever heard of Microsoft... 519 00:36:04,813 --> 00:36:07,144 ... or Bill Gates. I mean, they were nobodies. 520 00:36:07,314 --> 00:36:10,908 But then we were all nobodies, which was perfect for us... 521 00:36:11,084 --> 00:36:13,881 ...because all the respectable, straight-arrow guys... 522 00:36:14,052 --> 00:36:17,077 ...were busy doing what they always do, which is be respectable... 523 00:36:17,254 --> 00:36:20,450 ... which meant the rest of us could run around acting like crazies... 524 00:36:20,623 --> 00:36:22,954 ... which is what we did best. 525 00:36:23,125 --> 00:36:24,887 I miss those days. 526 00:36:29,763 --> 00:36:32,162 A bulldozer? 527 00:36:32,331 --> 00:36:34,992 Who's this Apple Computer? 528 00:36:35,166 --> 00:36:37,395 You hit my car with a bulldozer, Bill? 529 00:36:37,935 --> 00:36:39,163 I'm sorry. 530 00:36:39,336 --> 00:36:42,395 We went looking for someone who had the kind of software we needed. 531 00:36:42,571 --> 00:36:46,563 The only place we found was this dinky little company in Albuquerque, New Mexico. 532 00:36:46,741 --> 00:36:50,904 It says Apple wants a contract for $21,000 to license BASIC. 533 00:36:51,077 --> 00:36:53,237 Do you know what this means, Paul? 534 00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:56,744 Yeah, yeah. It means that we're desperate for business. 535 00:36:56,914 --> 00:36:59,677 We're nearly bankrupt, and even worse, we're in Albuquerque. 536 00:36:59,850 --> 00:37:02,511 I just got this car, Bill. I don't believe you. 537 00:37:02,685 --> 00:37:05,016 - A damn bulldozer? - I'm sorry. 538 00:37:05,186 --> 00:37:08,985 I think that this means there's something really going on out there in California. 539 00:37:19,295 --> 00:37:23,355 - Nine forty-five. - A.M. Or P.M.? 540 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,999 Opens in 15 minutes. 541 00:37:28,168 --> 00:37:31,068 I'm so tired I can't see straight. 542 00:37:31,504 --> 00:37:34,563 What if they find out we've only made three of these computers... 543 00:37:34,739 --> 00:37:37,866 ...and we're acting like we got an assembly line full of the things? 544 00:37:38,041 --> 00:37:41,100 - What then? - Hey, Woz. No sleeping in the booth, Woz. 545 00:37:41,277 --> 00:37:42,709 You're cluttering up the joint. 546 00:37:42,878 --> 00:37:45,778 Steve, all of a sudden we're working harder than our fathers... 547 00:37:45,946 --> 00:37:48,038 ...who we laughed at for how hard they worked. 548 00:37:48,214 --> 00:37:51,307 - I don't get it. - Come on. Still gotta change. 549 00:37:51,483 --> 00:37:52,711 Change what? 550 00:37:52,885 --> 00:37:54,977 Doors will open in 15 minutes. 551 00:37:55,420 --> 00:37:58,047 Oh, my God. 552 00:38:02,425 --> 00:38:04,984 - Steve. - What? 553 00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:09,492 - What? - No. 554 00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:15,565 - Like I have to have a mustache? - A suit. You actually bought a suit. 555 00:38:16,133 --> 00:38:18,396 Two minutes to 10. 556 00:38:19,669 --> 00:38:24,001 - Well, you think anyone will show up? - How the hell should I know that? 557 00:38:24,505 --> 00:38:28,463 Of course they're gonna show up. I don't know. Maybe. 558 00:38:28,642 --> 00:38:30,302 Is my tie okay? 559 00:38:40,817 --> 00:38:42,681 There it is. 560 00:38:45,486 --> 00:38:50,148 Unbelievable. It was practically like being a rock star or something. 561 00:38:50,322 --> 00:38:51,653 People swarming all over you. 562 00:38:51,824 --> 00:38:54,223 Hordes of them coming to see this amazing machine... 563 00:38:54,392 --> 00:38:57,918 ... with 62 chips and ICs that make all these colors. 564 00:39:00,529 --> 00:39:04,396 Hard plastic, molded casing. You've never seen this. 565 00:39:19,242 --> 00:39:23,574 - 65.02 and up. - No, we got them beat. 566 00:39:23,911 --> 00:39:25,935 And when the guys from Microsoft showed up... 567 00:39:26,112 --> 00:39:29,080 ... how were we to know who they were? Them standing there... 568 00:39:29,248 --> 00:39:32,683 ... looking at an empty Altair booth on one side and us on the other. 569 00:39:32,851 --> 00:39:35,341 - I mean, who would you choose? - Hi, how are you? 570 00:39:38,855 --> 00:39:40,083 - Hi. - Steve. 571 00:39:40,256 --> 00:39:41,779 - How you doing? - I'm Bill Gates. 572 00:39:41,957 --> 00:39:43,548 - Yeah, hi. - Chairman of Microsoft. 573 00:39:43,724 --> 00:39:46,453 - Nice to see you. We had a box... - Microsoft, we design... 574 00:39:46,626 --> 00:39:48,924 Yeah, good to see you. 575 00:39:50,996 --> 00:39:53,691 - Hey, Steve. Over here. - Hi, John. 576 00:40:00,569 --> 00:40:01,796 Excuse me, excuse me. 577 00:40:03,004 --> 00:40:05,301 No, wait, come here. Come here. 578 00:40:05,806 --> 00:40:08,399 Maybe he just didn't hear you or something. 579 00:40:08,574 --> 00:40:09,802 Yeah, maybe. 580 00:40:09,976 --> 00:40:14,536 For the first time in my life, people are coming to me, instead of me going to them. 581 00:40:14,712 --> 00:40:17,373 Man, this is insanely great. 582 00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:37,422 I'm telling you, it was a weird time. 583 00:40:37,593 --> 00:40:41,050 People were going nuts over the Apple II. I couldn't keep up with anything. 584 00:40:41,229 --> 00:40:45,426 The company was expanding so fast I didn't know who half the new people were. 585 00:40:59,542 --> 00:41:02,169 And Steve had a lot of people, you know, older people... 586 00:41:02,343 --> 00:41:05,675 ... start pay attention to him, which was amazing. 587 00:41:05,846 --> 00:41:09,076 And me too, sort of. People even knew who I was. 588 00:41:09,248 --> 00:41:10,680 - Hi. - Should have been fun... 589 00:41:10,849 --> 00:41:14,181 ... but with all the good stuff, bad stuff came too. 590 00:41:18,921 --> 00:41:20,149 - Steve. - What? 591 00:41:20,322 --> 00:41:22,414 Oh, jeez. Not again. 592 00:41:24,558 --> 00:41:27,287 What? What? What? 593 00:41:27,459 --> 00:41:30,393 What are you...? What are you talking about, it's not your child? 594 00:41:30,562 --> 00:41:32,462 How do I even know if this baby's mine? 595 00:41:32,630 --> 00:41:34,961 - You know. Damn you, you know. - How do I know that? 596 00:41:35,132 --> 00:41:37,964 Steve, I'm two months pregnant. Who else have I been with? 597 00:41:38,134 --> 00:41:41,261 Look, go do whatever it is you wanna do. You wanna play mommy? Fine. 598 00:41:41,436 --> 00:41:44,700 - But the kid's not mine. - It is. It is. 599 00:41:44,872 --> 00:41:46,736 You bastard! 600 00:41:47,206 --> 00:41:48,900 God. 601 00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:52,705 What did they say? 602 00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:55,572 Hey, Steve. Take a look at this. 603 00:41:55,745 --> 00:41:57,609 Carl's got that parity on that BASIC... 604 00:41:57,780 --> 00:42:01,840 You guys are not being paid to be a bunch of clowns! 605 00:42:02,016 --> 00:42:05,178 Or maybe you are. Maybe that's the problem around here. 606 00:42:05,352 --> 00:42:07,979 You guys are supposed to be writing programs. 607 00:42:08,154 --> 00:42:09,950 Steve, we were just doing... 608 00:42:10,121 --> 00:42:15,056 I need people with talent. I need artists! 609 00:42:15,792 --> 00:42:21,888 What the hell are you morons but a bunch of clock-punching losers? Huh, tell me? 610 00:42:25,498 --> 00:42:29,796 And here is another letter of recommendation. 611 00:42:30,435 --> 00:42:34,370 Well, Mr. Brewster, we've looked at your application... 612 00:42:34,538 --> 00:42:36,698 ...and I see a lot of mainframe experience here. 613 00:42:36,872 --> 00:42:39,840 Six years. Actually... 614 00:42:41,142 --> 00:42:45,008 Six and a half. 615 00:42:46,546 --> 00:42:50,605 Steve? I don't know if you've met Steve Jobs. 616 00:42:50,781 --> 00:42:54,375 Yes. No. It's good to meet you. 617 00:42:54,551 --> 00:42:56,575 Right. 618 00:42:57,152 --> 00:42:59,278 You were in marketing, correct? 619 00:42:59,454 --> 00:43:01,922 That was before the programming. Yeah. 620 00:43:02,089 --> 00:43:05,023 I took night-school courses at San Jos� State. 621 00:43:05,191 --> 00:43:07,182 You look like an IBM type. 622 00:43:08,026 --> 00:43:09,288 Well... 623 00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:14,726 ...no. But I did have a chance in college to be interviewed by them... 624 00:43:15,798 --> 00:43:19,062 ...and they liked me. They flew me out to their headquarters Back East. 625 00:43:22,969 --> 00:43:25,563 Oh, I'm sure they did. 626 00:43:25,738 --> 00:43:27,933 No, I did, see? 627 00:43:28,107 --> 00:43:32,439 I was one of about a dozen people that they really recruited. 628 00:43:32,609 --> 00:43:34,440 Are you a virgin? 629 00:43:36,912 --> 00:43:38,173 Steve, come on. 630 00:43:39,180 --> 00:43:43,206 - What? Am I what? - Are you a virgin? 631 00:43:43,384 --> 00:43:45,374 L... 632 00:43:45,685 --> 00:43:46,912 No. 633 00:43:50,154 --> 00:43:52,019 How old were you when you first got laid? 634 00:43:52,189 --> 00:43:54,122 I don't... I don't... 635 00:43:54,758 --> 00:43:58,022 - Steve, will you leave him alone? - I asked you a question. 636 00:44:01,795 --> 00:44:07,356 My wife and I have been married since we were in grad school. 637 00:44:07,532 --> 00:44:10,762 I didn't ask you about your wife. 638 00:44:12,136 --> 00:44:16,468 You're still a virgin. You just think you're not. 639 00:44:22,175 --> 00:44:24,166 You don't fit in here. 640 00:44:29,047 --> 00:44:31,571 Why are you even wasting our time? 641 00:44:47,793 --> 00:44:49,783 I... 642 00:44:54,830 --> 00:44:57,196 Yeah, I'll run a test on it. 643 00:45:02,736 --> 00:45:03,997 Steve... 644 00:45:04,170 --> 00:45:09,902 ...you demolished that guy. - Woz, what we're doing right now... 645 00:45:10,974 --> 00:45:12,941 ...is like... 646 00:45:14,310 --> 00:45:16,368 ...opening doors. 647 00:45:16,545 --> 00:45:18,240 Every day. 648 00:45:18,813 --> 00:45:23,545 If you open the wrong one, all sorts of bad things will come at you. 649 00:45:24,583 --> 00:45:27,346 You gotta be careful which door you open. 650 00:45:33,689 --> 00:45:37,624 - You want me to go apologize to that guy? - Well, he probably left. 651 00:45:38,660 --> 00:45:41,992 You know, Steve, there's things you probably have to get past with me. 652 00:45:42,662 --> 00:45:45,858 But I'm telling you, there's things that I have to get past with you. 653 00:45:46,031 --> 00:45:48,157 I mean, people say stuff about you sometimes... 654 00:45:48,332 --> 00:45:50,926 ...and I don't listen to them, because I know you. 655 00:45:51,101 --> 00:45:54,934 I mean, I excuse stuff because we're friends. 656 00:45:58,372 --> 00:46:00,362 It's worth it. It is. 657 00:46:01,074 --> 00:46:03,234 It's worth it. It's worth it. It's worth it. 658 00:46:06,377 --> 00:46:08,777 It was about five years after I got out of Harvard... 659 00:46:10,447 --> 00:46:14,507 ... I get this call from Bill, who says, "You wanna join me and Paul?" 660 00:46:14,684 --> 00:46:17,516 It was a two-bit little company they called Microsoft. 661 00:46:17,685 --> 00:46:21,814 And at first I think, "Yeah. Like I'd like to lose more hair. " 662 00:46:21,988 --> 00:46:24,285 But, you know, then I started thinking. 663 00:46:24,456 --> 00:46:26,151 You know how you survive? 664 00:46:26,657 --> 00:46:28,818 You make people need you. 665 00:46:29,127 --> 00:46:33,391 You survive because you make them need what you have. 666 00:46:34,130 --> 00:46:36,893 And then they have nowhere else to go. 667 00:46:40,501 --> 00:46:42,468 Right now we're dead. 668 00:46:43,402 --> 00:46:48,201 - Nobody needs us. - So we make them need us? 669 00:46:49,206 --> 00:46:51,673 We're too small even to matter. 670 00:46:51,841 --> 00:46:56,174 We could be snuffed out tomorrow, and no one would notice. 671 00:46:56,344 --> 00:46:58,209 You know what they say in the Mafia? 672 00:46:59,646 --> 00:47:04,412 You keep your friends close but your enemies closer. 673 00:47:04,583 --> 00:47:07,278 Which enemies are you talking about? 674 00:47:13,256 --> 00:47:15,985 I got some full barf bags here. Full barf bags. Heads up. 675 00:47:16,158 --> 00:47:17,818 - He's sick. - Bald guy with barf bags. 676 00:47:17,992 --> 00:47:21,188 Coming through. Full ones too. How you doing? 677 00:47:27,098 --> 00:47:28,725 Come on. 678 00:47:42,008 --> 00:47:46,535 - My tie. I forgot my tie. - Great, Bill. We're already late. 679 00:47:52,448 --> 00:47:56,177 Hey, how you doing? Ten bucks for your tie. Okay, 20. 680 00:47:56,818 --> 00:48:00,719 Thirty. Come on, come on. Thirty. Thirty bucks for that tie. 681 00:48:00,887 --> 00:48:04,878 Where did you get that, Sears? Come on. Help us out here. Would you? Please? 682 00:48:08,325 --> 00:48:10,815 You see, by that time, Bill had already figured out... 683 00:48:10,993 --> 00:48:15,554 ... that we gotta go right into the belly of the beast. The scariest beast of them all, IBM. 684 00:48:15,730 --> 00:48:21,064 IBM. And back then, man, they were like Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan... 685 00:48:21,234 --> 00:48:24,862 ... and Vlad the Impaler all rolled into one. 686 00:48:25,037 --> 00:48:29,199 But what we were gonna do was, we were gonna make them love us. 687 00:48:29,372 --> 00:48:31,703 Gentlemen, how are you? Nice tie. 688 00:48:31,874 --> 00:48:33,865 - Thanks. - We're over here. 689 00:48:34,742 --> 00:48:37,471 Our shirts are as white as theirs. 690 00:48:39,713 --> 00:48:42,146 We think we have what you need. 691 00:48:42,715 --> 00:48:44,147 That's a start. 692 00:48:44,316 --> 00:48:49,411 Now, we know that IBM has set up this place to compete head-on with Apple... 693 00:48:50,553 --> 00:48:54,817 ...and you're gearing up to come out with a personal computer that will wipe them out. 694 00:48:54,989 --> 00:48:57,048 So we can get you an operating system. 695 00:48:57,791 --> 00:49:00,351 What kind of operating system? 696 00:49:00,527 --> 00:49:02,289 It's called... 697 00:49:02,461 --> 00:49:04,257 ...DOS. 698 00:49:05,129 --> 00:49:09,826 This is amazing. Not just amazing, it's historic. 699 00:49:09,999 --> 00:49:12,331 It should be taught in all the history books. 700 00:49:12,501 --> 00:49:15,764 I mean, hung and framed in the National Gallery or something. 701 00:49:15,936 --> 00:49:18,597 Because this is the instant of creation... 702 00:49:18,771 --> 00:49:22,035 ...of one of the greatest fortunes in the history of the world. 703 00:49:22,207 --> 00:49:27,837 I mean, Bill Gates is the richest guy in the world because of what started in this room. 704 00:49:28,011 --> 00:49:29,444 You wanna know what else? 705 00:49:29,613 --> 00:49:33,604 It wasn't exactly smoke and mirrors, but we didn't have anything. 706 00:49:33,781 --> 00:49:37,511 I mean, not a damn thing. 707 00:49:38,018 --> 00:49:40,178 Here we were, this two-bit little outfit... 708 00:49:40,353 --> 00:49:44,311 ...telling IBM we had the answer to their problems. 709 00:49:44,489 --> 00:49:47,252 DOS? The Disk Operating System? 710 00:49:47,424 --> 00:49:51,153 To make all those zillion IBM computers compute? 711 00:49:51,326 --> 00:49:55,421 We didn't even remotely own anything like what Bill was selling them. 712 00:49:55,596 --> 00:49:57,927 Nada, zip. 713 00:50:02,968 --> 00:50:05,834 Of course, we don't just wanna sell it to you outright. 714 00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:07,994 We wanna be able to license it to you. 715 00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:11,503 - You want to retain ownership? - Right. 716 00:50:12,741 --> 00:50:18,336 Well, the profits are in the computers themselves, not this software stuff. 717 00:50:21,780 --> 00:50:23,372 No big deal. 718 00:50:24,048 --> 00:50:25,276 Oh, and one other thing. 719 00:50:25,449 --> 00:50:27,609 We have to be able... 720 00:50:27,784 --> 00:50:30,274 ...to sell it to other outfits. 721 00:50:32,521 --> 00:50:33,851 But... 722 00:50:34,022 --> 00:50:38,855 ...there was just one little problem. 723 00:50:40,159 --> 00:50:43,650 Bill, why did you tell them we have an operating system? 724 00:50:43,828 --> 00:50:46,455 We don't have a thing to sell them now. We're dead. 725 00:50:46,630 --> 00:50:50,724 - We're not. You'll give us the miracle, right? - Oh, yeah, right. 726 00:50:50,899 --> 00:50:54,527 Well, come on. You said you knew a guy we could buy an operating system from. 727 00:50:54,702 --> 00:50:56,692 I said I sort of know him. 728 00:50:56,870 --> 00:51:00,032 Sort of? You heard me. Don't tell me "sort of. " I just told IBM. 729 00:51:01,573 --> 00:51:03,472 Sort of. 730 00:51:09,378 --> 00:51:12,039 - Here you go. - Thanks. 731 00:51:27,490 --> 00:51:30,981 So basically, you're saying you wanna buy my operating system. 732 00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:32,387 Yeah. 733 00:51:37,364 --> 00:51:38,591 Why? 734 00:51:42,734 --> 00:51:48,671 You know, I don't know. We just think we might be able to mess with it and resell it. 735 00:51:48,838 --> 00:51:50,065 Who to? 736 00:51:50,238 --> 00:51:53,001 We have a few customers, you know, we're sort of talking to. 737 00:51:53,174 --> 00:51:55,698 Some of them don't want it known what we're doing. 738 00:51:55,875 --> 00:51:59,275 So they made us sign a secrecy agreement. 739 00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,277 - And you're offering us...? - Fifty thousand. 740 00:52:05,449 --> 00:52:08,212 - Dollars? - Dollars. 741 00:52:15,456 --> 00:52:16,683 You worried? 742 00:52:16,856 --> 00:52:19,915 Oh, no. Only my whole life hangs in the balance. Me, worried? No. 743 00:52:21,326 --> 00:52:23,190 We got IBM. 744 00:52:23,361 --> 00:52:25,851 IBM. I mean, come to think of it... 745 00:52:26,029 --> 00:52:29,520 ...why would IBM wanna make a deal with a bunch of bozos like us? 746 00:52:29,698 --> 00:52:31,688 Because they're successful, Ballmer. 747 00:52:31,866 --> 00:52:35,460 Success is a menace. It fools smart people into thinking they can't lose. 748 00:52:47,243 --> 00:52:48,642 So? 749 00:52:51,947 --> 00:52:54,073 So, you mute moron? 750 00:53:06,256 --> 00:53:09,122 Can you hear it? The sound of money? 751 00:53:10,692 --> 00:53:14,149 The roar of money. It was like everywhere you turned, money poured down. 752 00:53:14,328 --> 00:53:16,261 Millions and more millions. 753 00:53:16,429 --> 00:53:20,888 All because we bought that guy's operating system for a measly 50,000 bucks. 754 00:53:21,066 --> 00:53:26,559 That fueled a worldwide explosion of wealth unlike anything in the history of man. 755 00:53:26,736 --> 00:53:28,999 But you know something? 756 00:53:29,171 --> 00:53:34,266 Having money and being cool are not necessarily the same thing. 757 00:53:34,441 --> 00:53:36,738 - Hi, I'm Bill Gates... - Hey. 758 00:53:37,676 --> 00:53:39,575 What in the...? 759 00:53:41,179 --> 00:53:42,475 Hi. 760 00:53:43,047 --> 00:53:45,480 You know, you should really watch where you're going. 761 00:53:46,049 --> 00:53:48,017 You must have really great bandwidth. 762 00:53:48,184 --> 00:53:51,118 - Excuse me? - What are you doing later? 763 00:53:56,923 --> 00:53:58,913 Who is that jerk? 764 00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:04,088 Way to go, hotshot. 765 00:54:07,530 --> 00:54:10,692 When Paul and I were at Lakeside, we were in 10th grade together... 766 00:54:10,865 --> 00:54:14,197 ...we rigged a computer so we could get classes with all the best girls. 767 00:54:14,368 --> 00:54:16,301 Obviously, it's been downhill since then. 768 00:54:16,469 --> 00:54:20,097 You should walk around with your bankbook hanging from a chain on your belt. 769 00:54:20,272 --> 00:54:23,798 Or maybe you ought to stop yelling in front of your employees. 770 00:54:23,973 --> 00:54:26,998 Girls don't like yelling. They like cool. 771 00:54:27,176 --> 00:54:29,804 Oh, really, Ballmer? How do you get to be cool? 772 00:54:30,511 --> 00:54:33,479 I don't know. You saw Saturday Night Fever. Travolta's cool. 773 00:55:02,166 --> 00:55:07,830 I'd like to welcome all of you to the new headquarters and home of Apple Computers. 774 00:55:08,003 --> 00:55:10,197 All of a sudden, Steve was a huge star. 775 00:55:10,371 --> 00:55:13,134 The kind where people practically hang on your every word... 776 00:55:13,307 --> 00:55:15,706 ... like they're excited just to be around you. 777 00:55:15,875 --> 00:55:19,810 Thank you very much for joining us today on this lovely day... 778 00:55:19,978 --> 00:55:22,605 ...and helping us stop the gossip rumors in their tracks. 779 00:55:22,780 --> 00:55:24,644 Without further ado, the rumors are true. 780 00:55:24,814 --> 00:55:27,304 Ladies and gentlemen, our new president, John Sculley. 781 00:55:33,353 --> 00:55:37,254 To tell you the truth, I was perfectly happy to be president of Pepsi-Cola... 782 00:55:37,423 --> 00:55:40,914 ...until Steve Jobs came to recruit me and said: 783 00:55:41,091 --> 00:55:43,889 "Do you wanna sell sugared water for the rest of your life... 784 00:55:44,060 --> 00:55:45,652 ...or do you wanna make history?" 785 00:55:47,162 --> 00:55:48,823 - Yeah. - Yeah. 786 00:55:48,997 --> 00:55:51,021 - I know. - Yeah, operator. 787 00:55:51,198 --> 00:55:54,223 - I need information for Oregon. - Okay, give me a minute. 788 00:55:58,903 --> 00:56:02,099 Steve, I gotta talk. I don't know how to act in situations like this. 789 00:56:02,272 --> 00:56:04,967 - In a minute. - I mean, Steve, that stock-offering thing? 790 00:56:05,141 --> 00:56:06,369 A hundred million dollars? 791 00:56:06,542 --> 00:56:08,702 - What do you do with $ 116 million? - In a minute. 792 00:56:08,877 --> 00:56:12,835 I don't think rich, okay? I know a lot of people think rich, but I don't think rich. 793 00:56:13,013 --> 00:56:17,038 I mean, maybe you learn it, but, jeez, $ 100 million. That's a lot of learning to do. 794 00:56:17,215 --> 00:56:20,206 I hardly ever had enough for lunch before all this. 795 00:56:20,985 --> 00:56:23,384 We should have given stock to the other guys, Steve. 796 00:56:23,553 --> 00:56:26,214 Like Dan? Dan's been with us since we started... 797 00:56:26,388 --> 00:56:29,083 ...and you didn't set aside any stock for him. 798 00:56:31,225 --> 00:56:32,885 Steve. 799 00:56:33,693 --> 00:56:36,490 - I'm gonna give Dan some of my stock. - Yeah, is Arlene there? 800 00:56:36,662 --> 00:56:38,356 We gotta do the right thing. 801 00:56:38,930 --> 00:56:41,193 Arlene? Okay, fine. Let's talk about this baby. 802 00:56:41,365 --> 00:56:44,595 Steve, why do you care what I call the baby? 803 00:56:44,767 --> 00:56:47,826 Because I don't want the baby named Rainbow. 804 00:56:48,003 --> 00:56:52,029 Or Orisha or Ravi Shankar or any other name like that. 805 00:56:52,705 --> 00:56:55,138 Steve, not right now, okay? 806 00:56:55,307 --> 00:56:58,969 Well, when the hell is a good time to call? Because every time I try... 807 00:57:01,811 --> 00:57:03,608 Steve. 808 00:57:52,078 --> 00:57:54,012 - Do you want me to take that? - Thank you. 809 00:57:54,180 --> 00:57:55,874 You're welcome. 810 00:58:20,130 --> 00:58:21,596 Hi. 811 00:58:22,198 --> 00:58:23,688 Hi. 812 00:58:26,535 --> 00:58:29,503 So I just came by to make sure everything's okay. 813 00:58:30,870 --> 00:58:33,531 - Everything okay? - Thank you. 814 00:58:45,447 --> 00:58:47,540 And to... 815 00:58:47,716 --> 00:58:50,979 ...make sure that you're not gonna name it some weird name. 816 00:58:54,620 --> 00:58:57,679 What's wrong with naming her Orisha? 817 00:58:58,623 --> 00:59:00,681 Or Sunshine or Purity? 818 00:59:02,325 --> 00:59:04,815 A kid's got enough problems in this world... 819 00:59:04,994 --> 00:59:07,018 ...not knowing where it belongs. 820 00:59:07,195 --> 00:59:08,718 A name can label a kid. 821 00:59:09,796 --> 00:59:11,354 Make it... 822 00:59:11,530 --> 00:59:13,896 It can make it an outsider. 823 00:59:14,633 --> 00:59:16,157 Not "it. " 824 00:59:16,334 --> 00:59:17,561 Her. 825 00:59:18,802 --> 00:59:20,360 Her. 826 00:59:31,845 --> 00:59:33,402 Lisa. 827 00:59:37,315 --> 00:59:38,975 Okay. 828 00:59:39,449 --> 00:59:40,939 Okay. 829 00:59:43,886 --> 00:59:45,819 She's your daughter too. 830 00:59:47,855 --> 00:59:51,085 Arlene, let's not go through that again. 831 01:00:04,266 --> 01:00:07,257 You don't just live in life. 832 01:00:07,435 --> 01:00:12,097 You change it, you shape it, you make your mark upon it. 833 01:00:12,772 --> 01:00:15,365 And that's what, get used to the name... 834 01:00:16,074 --> 01:00:18,940 ...Lisa is gonna do. 835 01:00:19,109 --> 01:00:20,336 Yeah! 836 01:00:20,510 --> 01:00:23,910 You know, that computer was the first big new project we had at Apple. 837 01:00:24,079 --> 01:00:28,276 And some people are still wondering why Steve insisted on that name. 838 01:00:29,316 --> 01:00:31,284 You wanna call a computer Lisa? 839 01:00:32,484 --> 01:00:34,475 Isn't that your baby's...? 840 01:00:34,652 --> 01:00:36,381 I mean... 841 01:00:36,554 --> 01:00:41,285 What's her name? Arlene. Isn't that Arlene's baby's name? 842 01:00:41,457 --> 01:00:44,186 Other guys here have daughters named Lisa. 843 01:00:44,359 --> 01:00:48,727 Steve, you got a baby up there you don't even wanna talk about. 844 01:00:49,595 --> 01:00:53,724 - I mean, it looks sort of... - Sort of what? 845 01:01:03,005 --> 01:01:06,872 We have to think of ourselves as artists. 846 01:01:08,175 --> 01:01:10,438 It's like Picasso said: 847 01:01:10,609 --> 01:01:14,305 Good artists copy. Great artists steal. 848 01:01:16,447 --> 01:01:19,279 This is who we wanted to steal from. Xerox. 849 01:01:19,449 --> 01:01:21,973 They were secretly developing all this amazing stuff... 850 01:01:22,150 --> 01:01:26,017 ... like the mouse and the graphics on the screen instead of just a bunch of numbers. 851 01:01:26,187 --> 01:01:29,019 But when those California engineers had to go to New York... 852 01:01:29,189 --> 01:01:31,782 ... and present all this neat stuff to the Xerox brass... 853 01:01:31,957 --> 01:01:35,448 ... those executives didn't begin to understand what they were looking at. 854 01:01:35,626 --> 01:01:41,221 Never mind a mouse. It was like someone dumped a dead rat on the boardroom table. 855 01:01:48,868 --> 01:01:50,665 A mouse. 856 01:01:54,939 --> 01:01:58,999 You want Xerox to consider something called a mouse? 857 01:02:05,146 --> 01:02:07,477 See, this is where Steve was a genius... 858 01:02:07,647 --> 01:02:11,241 ... because he persuaded Xerox into showing us all this incredible stuff... 859 01:02:11,417 --> 01:02:13,213 ... their California guys had developed. 860 01:02:13,385 --> 01:02:16,012 I tell you, it was making their people absolutely nuts. 861 01:02:17,421 --> 01:02:19,149 Oh, God. 862 01:02:22,758 --> 01:02:24,691 Let's go. 863 01:02:25,826 --> 01:02:28,419 You know, I felt like one of the Mongol hordes... 864 01:02:28,595 --> 01:02:32,325 ... coming to loot and plunder a bunch of defenseless villagers. 865 01:02:34,332 --> 01:02:37,095 No, no. This is insane. 866 01:02:37,267 --> 01:02:39,393 We'd just be handing him everything. 867 01:02:39,568 --> 01:02:44,732 We created the mouse and all the rest of it, and now these idiots in New York... 868 01:02:44,906 --> 01:02:46,930 ...want to show it all to Steve Jobs. 869 01:02:47,107 --> 01:02:48,471 I won't do it. 870 01:02:48,641 --> 01:02:51,632 Hi. I'm Steve Jobs. 871 01:02:54,378 --> 01:02:57,778 I need you to answer some other questions about the stuff you've invented. 872 01:02:57,947 --> 01:02:59,937 The graphic interface? 873 01:03:02,418 --> 01:03:04,214 It's not going to hurt. 874 01:03:04,719 --> 01:03:06,151 That's what you think. 875 01:03:08,221 --> 01:03:10,711 - What do you want to know? - How does it...? 876 01:03:10,890 --> 01:03:13,585 What is your base length? Is it integer, or is it compound? 877 01:03:13,758 --> 01:03:16,282 Does your operating system convert to executable codes? 878 01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:19,895 - I got it. I got it, Steve-O. I got it, Steve-O. - What is the middle...? 879 01:03:25,065 --> 01:03:27,658 It's pretty neat, right? 880 01:03:27,834 --> 01:03:30,427 Click, you're there. 881 01:03:30,769 --> 01:03:32,827 Click, you're somewhere else. 882 01:03:33,004 --> 01:03:37,064 This graphic interface stuff was like a miracle back then, and we got it. 883 01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:41,402 Steve got it, from Xerox, who just turned it all over for us to fool with. 884 01:03:41,576 --> 01:03:45,033 Like rich people giving junky old stuff to the Salvation Army... 885 01:03:45,212 --> 01:03:48,510 ...only the junk turns out to be a Rembrandt. 886 01:03:48,681 --> 01:03:52,241 About $ 100 billion head start on everyone else. 887 01:03:52,417 --> 01:03:56,045 Apple was making tons of money. It was great. 888 01:03:56,219 --> 01:04:00,917 And of course, I sort of lost my mind. I mean, it was all fun and games. 889 01:04:01,089 --> 01:04:03,682 I started buying really expensive toys. 890 01:04:05,559 --> 01:04:07,925 It was me with my own plane. 891 01:04:08,093 --> 01:04:11,619 Only problem was, maybe I wasn't as good a pilot as I thought I was. 892 01:04:11,796 --> 01:04:15,026 I mean, it's one thing when computers crash, but planes? 893 01:04:15,199 --> 01:04:16,427 You don't want to know. 894 01:04:23,771 --> 01:04:26,204 Hey, Steve. Are you just getting here? 895 01:04:26,372 --> 01:04:28,602 No, I was just outside talking to the doctor. 896 01:04:28,774 --> 01:04:31,174 You don't remember us talking 10 minutes ago? 897 01:04:31,343 --> 01:04:33,173 - We talked? - Yeah. 898 01:04:33,344 --> 01:04:35,504 Hey, my hard disk crashed. 899 01:04:38,380 --> 01:04:41,041 A computer guy with memory problems. 900 01:04:42,984 --> 01:04:44,883 Oh, man. 901 01:04:45,052 --> 01:04:48,248 It's the weirdest thing. You know there's a part of your life there... 902 01:04:48,421 --> 01:04:50,388 ...only you don't know about it. 903 01:04:50,555 --> 01:04:52,920 It makes you crazy. 904 01:05:07,333 --> 01:05:09,096 Hey. 905 01:05:10,268 --> 01:05:12,532 Hey! 906 01:05:14,638 --> 01:05:16,264 Paul. 907 01:05:16,439 --> 01:05:18,930 Simonyi, get Matthews. 908 01:05:19,108 --> 01:05:21,041 Ballmer, get in here. 909 01:05:24,011 --> 01:05:27,036 - What is it? - This is seriously crummy. 910 01:05:27,213 --> 01:05:29,772 Apple's new computer, Lisa? We're dead. 911 01:05:29,948 --> 01:05:31,505 Oh, yeah, I've already seen one. 912 01:05:31,682 --> 01:05:33,945 The graphics and the operating system they have... 913 01:05:34,117 --> 01:05:36,949 ...they make what we're selling IBM look a decade out-of-date. 914 01:05:37,119 --> 01:05:39,246 - I want it. - What do you mean, you want it? 915 01:05:39,421 --> 01:05:44,755 - It's Apple's. We can't just go and steal it. - You're not listening to me. I want it. 916 01:05:44,925 --> 01:05:51,419 Final call for TWA flight 2684 to San Jose. Final call. 917 01:05:52,630 --> 01:05:56,121 - Fifty bucks he misses the flight. - You're on. 918 01:05:56,299 --> 01:05:58,266 It wouldn't hurt to buy a car radio, Bill. 919 01:05:58,433 --> 01:06:00,662 - I can't pick up the radio... - One traffic report. 920 01:06:00,835 --> 01:06:03,326 - Hold on. - Sir, we're on this plane. 921 01:06:03,504 --> 01:06:06,336 I'm sorry. Your plane is on the runway. 922 01:06:06,506 --> 01:06:08,564 Ma'am, what kind of service is this today? 923 01:06:08,741 --> 01:06:12,675 I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing that can bring that plane back to the gate. 924 01:06:12,843 --> 01:06:16,505 Yes, there is. Willpower. I'm going to will that that plane be turned around. 925 01:06:16,679 --> 01:06:18,771 - Oh, really? - Really, sir. 926 01:06:18,947 --> 01:06:22,746 Are you aware that today in my briefcase are computer language codes? 927 01:06:22,917 --> 01:06:25,510 - Do you know what they do, sir? - I'm afraid I don't. 928 01:06:25,685 --> 01:06:28,744 They protect against viruses. You're aware of viruses, I presume? 929 01:06:28,921 --> 01:06:33,288 - Sir, I do go to doctors. - No, sir, computer viruses. 930 01:06:33,456 --> 01:06:35,856 Oh, yeah, I just read an article about those things. 931 01:06:36,026 --> 01:06:39,051 - They can wipe out a whole computer. - A whole system of computers. 932 01:06:39,227 --> 01:06:42,423 Like the one behind your terminal there, like the one in the plane... 933 01:06:42,596 --> 01:06:46,793 ...like the one on all planes in the airlines, like the one in the control tower, sir. 934 01:06:46,966 --> 01:06:50,264 I ask you, are you prepared to take responsibility for your actions... 935 01:06:50,435 --> 01:06:53,460 ...if I don't get this information on that plane? 936 01:06:55,138 --> 01:06:59,506 Jeez, his reputation for inconveniencing the rest of the world is intact. 937 01:06:59,675 --> 01:07:01,369 He actually missed a flight. 938 01:07:01,542 --> 01:07:05,307 This is your captain speaking. We have to return to the gate for a few minutes. 939 01:07:05,478 --> 01:07:07,775 Nothing critical. 940 01:07:13,216 --> 01:07:18,083 - Attention, please, flight... - Your tickets, please. 941 01:07:18,253 --> 01:07:22,518 - You have the tickets, right? - No, I gave them to you. 942 01:07:23,690 --> 01:07:26,022 Bill, in the car. 943 01:07:42,669 --> 01:07:45,831 Wow. These guys must be 50 times bigger than we are. 944 01:07:46,005 --> 01:07:48,996 Good artists copy. Great artists steal. 945 01:07:49,174 --> 01:07:52,665 - Oh, yeah? Who said that? - Some artist. I think it was Van Gogh. 946 01:07:53,977 --> 01:07:56,843 Hey, check it out. 947 01:07:58,347 --> 01:08:03,339 Aye, matey. It wouldn't be time to rape and pillage, would it? 948 01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:14,355 You sure it's okay to let these Microsoft guys in here? 949 01:08:14,657 --> 01:08:17,591 We have culture. They don't. 950 01:08:17,926 --> 01:08:21,019 No taste. No original thinking. 951 01:08:21,662 --> 01:08:23,959 But they can be useful to us. 952 01:08:24,597 --> 01:08:27,360 Time for the dog and pony show. 953 01:08:36,405 --> 01:08:38,770 Welcome to Apple. 954 01:08:49,014 --> 01:08:50,708 Bill. 955 01:08:51,949 --> 01:08:53,848 Nice to see you. Thanks for coming. Steve. 956 01:08:54,017 --> 01:08:56,917 - How you doing, Steve? - Glad you're here. Paul. Hi, Steve Jobs. 957 01:08:57,085 --> 01:08:59,644 - Hi. Charles Simonyi. - Come on in. Let me introduce you. 958 01:08:59,820 --> 01:09:02,413 This is Gilmore. He's one of our top programmers. 959 01:09:02,956 --> 01:09:05,549 And he's a loyal man. Well, to do this, you need loyalty. 960 01:09:06,425 --> 01:09:09,621 - Total loyalty. Isn't that right? - That's the plan, Steve. 961 01:09:10,394 --> 01:09:14,830 This way. The Macintosh team. It's more like a family. 962 01:09:14,997 --> 01:09:17,829 Everybody else is an outsider. 963 01:09:17,999 --> 01:09:21,195 - What's with the pirate stuff? - What do I always tell you? 964 01:09:21,669 --> 01:09:23,727 Better to be a pirate than join the Navy. 965 01:09:23,903 --> 01:09:27,065 - You a pirate? - Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely, Steve. 966 01:09:27,639 --> 01:09:29,401 I've been up for 52 hours straight. 967 01:09:31,042 --> 01:09:32,269 Loyalty. 968 01:09:40,981 --> 01:09:43,005 I'm gonna show you the future. 969 01:09:43,182 --> 01:09:46,810 It's top-secret. It's still about... 970 01:09:46,985 --> 01:09:49,782 ...a year away from introduction. 971 01:09:50,287 --> 01:09:53,153 The ultimate, insanely great... 972 01:09:54,724 --> 01:09:56,918 ...fusion of art and science. 973 01:09:58,526 --> 01:10:02,655 - It's called the Macintosh. - This is definitely not the Lisa. 974 01:10:02,829 --> 01:10:05,058 That's a graphic user interface. 975 01:10:05,230 --> 01:10:08,960 I don't understand. How does a computer handle the mouse-cursor display? 976 01:10:09,133 --> 01:10:11,123 Hardware's got nothing to do with the mouse. 977 01:10:11,301 --> 01:10:13,598 - It's all in the software. - Enough. 978 01:10:13,769 --> 01:10:15,963 Sorry, Steve. 979 01:10:16,371 --> 01:10:19,828 There's no point in torturing our guests... 980 01:10:20,340 --> 01:10:22,807 ...with what they can't have. 981 01:10:30,980 --> 01:10:33,777 You're vulnerable in spreadsheets, you know, Steve. 982 01:10:33,949 --> 01:10:36,213 We can help you. 983 01:10:38,052 --> 01:10:41,282 Ninety hours a week. Like the T-shirt? I'm gonna give it to my people. 984 01:10:43,723 --> 01:10:46,384 Some of them work even more than 90 hours a week. 985 01:10:46,558 --> 01:10:49,458 We have Multiplan running on dozens of different platforms. 986 01:10:49,626 --> 01:10:51,786 No one can match us. 987 01:10:52,595 --> 01:10:54,960 You can't just have employees anymore. 988 01:10:55,130 --> 01:10:56,757 It's great. 989 01:10:57,732 --> 01:10:59,791 No, they gotta be into a crusade. 990 01:10:59,967 --> 01:11:05,665 It's like art, science, religion, all rolled into one. 991 01:11:05,838 --> 01:11:09,897 We have multi-tool interface. It can be redesigned for the Mac. 992 01:11:10,073 --> 01:11:13,735 Redesigned. Redesigned. 993 01:11:14,376 --> 01:11:16,570 We're artists here. 994 01:11:16,745 --> 01:11:19,372 A place where raw sand comes in one end... 995 01:11:19,546 --> 01:11:23,675 ...and goes out the other. Silicon art. 996 01:11:26,318 --> 01:11:30,514 You know, IBM, they're gonna want all our stuff. 997 01:11:31,254 --> 01:11:32,653 IBM? 998 01:11:34,490 --> 01:11:37,617 IBM, they're history. 999 01:11:37,792 --> 01:11:43,228 I mean, they're 1950s, they're ice America, a bloated enemy in a crumbling castle. 1000 01:11:43,395 --> 01:11:46,192 - And we're storming it. - I know IBM is the enemy, Steve. 1001 01:11:46,364 --> 01:11:48,558 But we can help you. 1002 01:11:49,099 --> 01:11:51,032 You don't have to worry about IBM. 1003 01:11:51,768 --> 01:11:53,701 Yeah? 1004 01:11:53,869 --> 01:11:55,894 So why you even working with them? 1005 01:11:56,570 --> 01:11:59,232 I'd much rather work with you. 1006 01:12:09,146 --> 01:12:11,011 We're in. 1007 01:12:11,580 --> 01:12:13,741 - We're doing work for Apple. - You're kidding me. 1008 01:12:13,916 --> 01:12:16,850 They're sending us three prototypes of the computer we just saw. 1009 01:12:17,018 --> 01:12:18,507 - The Macintosh. - For God sakes. 1010 01:12:18,685 --> 01:12:22,450 There's a pirate flag flying above our heads, and he's giving us the crown jewel? 1011 01:12:22,622 --> 01:12:24,248 Who the hell's the pirate here? 1012 01:12:24,422 --> 01:12:26,753 He sees what he believes, not the other way around. 1013 01:12:26,924 --> 01:12:28,721 We're not his worst problem. 1014 01:12:28,893 --> 01:12:31,656 If he's not careful, he's gonna wreck the place. 1015 01:12:32,661 --> 01:12:34,891 - Macintosh! Macintosh! - Macintosh rules! 1016 01:12:35,062 --> 01:12:37,996 - Apple II's the best! - Mac's the best! 1017 01:12:38,165 --> 01:12:41,429 Even when I got my memory back, it was never the same for me. 1018 01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:43,568 I couldn't believe how it had all changed. 1019 01:12:43,736 --> 01:12:45,862 Apple was tearing itself to pieces. 1020 01:12:46,471 --> 01:12:49,030 Steve had turned it into two camps: 1021 01:12:49,206 --> 01:12:53,732 His new Macintosh group against everyone else in the company. 1022 01:12:57,878 --> 01:13:00,573 Steve, what the hell is this? 1023 01:13:01,114 --> 01:13:04,912 It's like a family. Things get messy. 1024 01:13:05,316 --> 01:13:06,681 I don't understand this. 1025 01:13:06,851 --> 01:13:10,013 You got the Mac people against the Apple II people? 1026 01:13:10,187 --> 01:13:12,279 - They're beating each other up. - Amazing, huh? 1027 01:13:12,454 --> 01:13:15,889 People wanna be shaped, molded. 1028 01:13:16,057 --> 01:13:18,786 But if you asked any of them, any of them, they'd deny it. 1029 01:13:19,393 --> 01:13:23,725 I don't wanna shape anybody, Steve. This isn't fun anymore. 1030 01:13:23,895 --> 01:13:27,455 Maybe fun is just fragments of existence with better packaging. 1031 01:13:29,365 --> 01:13:30,832 I don't make jokes anymore. 1032 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:34,832 I told you a long time ago, I like jokes. 1033 01:13:35,002 --> 01:13:40,267 Steve! Goodbye. I'm quitting Apple. 1034 01:13:41,540 --> 01:13:46,407 - Well, that's a joke, right? - No. I'm going back to college. 1035 01:13:46,577 --> 01:13:52,377 Woz. Hey, what are you doing? I don't think it's such a good idea. 1036 01:13:52,547 --> 01:13:56,448 All I'm doing now is being a brake pedal for you as you're heading for the wall. 1037 01:13:59,052 --> 01:14:01,281 Woz! 1038 01:14:30,739 --> 01:14:33,673 - I ask you for brilliance? - Steve. 1039 01:14:33,841 --> 01:14:38,800 I've asked you for genius, and you're giving me this? 1040 01:14:40,079 --> 01:14:42,013 Steve, please. 1041 01:14:52,254 --> 01:14:54,983 Oh, no, Steve, not again. 1042 01:14:55,155 --> 01:14:59,113 It's 3 a. m., okay? I don't have the energy to defend an unfinished design. 1043 01:14:59,292 --> 01:15:02,818 That's because there's nothing to defend. 1044 01:15:02,995 --> 01:15:07,327 I want beauty, not incompetence. 1045 01:15:08,064 --> 01:15:10,122 Are you listening to me? 1046 01:15:10,866 --> 01:15:12,765 - Are you listening...? - Yes, I'm listening! 1047 01:15:12,934 --> 01:15:15,027 I am so sick of your abusiveness. 1048 01:15:16,303 --> 01:15:19,396 That's all you know. Tearing people down, throwing tantrums. 1049 01:15:19,572 --> 01:15:24,974 - You miserable son of a bitch. - What are you doing? Come on, back off. 1050 01:15:39,318 --> 01:15:42,343 I know we've been in a battle... 1051 01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:46,046 ...and like all battles, we've had our casualties along the way. 1052 01:15:46,857 --> 01:15:48,551 But today's about celebrating. 1053 01:15:50,526 --> 01:15:52,049 The Macintosh. 1054 01:15:58,631 --> 01:16:00,598 It's time for a christening... 1055 01:16:02,434 --> 01:16:05,197 ...of our little Macintosh. 1056 01:16:05,369 --> 01:16:07,268 Our baby. 1057 01:16:17,077 --> 01:16:19,772 - Congratulations. - Congratulations. 1058 01:16:21,513 --> 01:16:24,345 Real artists ship. 1059 01:16:24,782 --> 01:16:28,273 In this company, in Apple, in the entire business... 1060 01:16:28,451 --> 01:16:33,182 ...we, you, the Macintosh team, are the only true artists. 1061 01:16:33,354 --> 01:16:36,049 You can forget Apple, forget Lisa. 1062 01:16:36,222 --> 01:16:39,748 It's only us. The Macintosh team. 1063 01:16:39,925 --> 01:16:42,757 We have been chosen to seize history. 1064 01:16:44,161 --> 01:16:49,826 But first, carpe diem, seize the day. It's your time to party, people. 1065 01:16:52,167 --> 01:16:54,157 Hey, John. 1066 01:16:54,835 --> 01:16:56,392 You hear what I heard in there? 1067 01:17:24,488 --> 01:17:28,389 - Hey, man, what'd you say about Steve? - I'm sick of his crap. 1068 01:17:28,557 --> 01:17:30,422 - What'd you say, man? - You heard me. 1069 01:17:30,592 --> 01:17:32,786 You wanna talk like that about Steve? 1070 01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:35,621 You wanna talk like that about the guy who feeds you, man? 1071 01:17:35,795 --> 01:17:39,696 - The guy who feeds you? - Come on. Break it up. 1072 01:17:39,865 --> 01:17:41,661 Come on. 1073 01:17:43,134 --> 01:17:45,567 - Hey, hey, guys. - Somebody pull him off. 1074 01:17:46,003 --> 01:17:48,835 - Never like this at Pepsi-Cola. - Knock it off. 1075 01:17:49,304 --> 01:17:52,102 You wanna sell sugar water the rest of your life? 1076 01:18:05,482 --> 01:18:07,711 Steve, I'm worried. 1077 01:18:10,184 --> 01:18:11,617 Yeah? 1078 01:18:11,786 --> 01:18:14,481 Yeah, about what's happening. 1079 01:18:14,921 --> 01:18:19,549 All the, you know, "them versus us" stuff. Macintosh versus Apple II. 1080 01:18:19,724 --> 01:18:23,181 You don't understand, John. People need a cause. 1081 01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:26,726 We missed Vietnam. This is our Vietnam. 1082 01:18:27,963 --> 01:18:31,625 - It's tearing the company apart. - Creation is messy. 1083 01:18:31,799 --> 01:18:34,596 You want genius, you get madness. Two sides of the same coin. 1084 01:18:34,768 --> 01:18:36,860 You knew that when I brought you in. 1085 01:18:37,036 --> 01:18:39,596 Steve, if you can't trust me, then God help you. 1086 01:18:39,771 --> 01:18:42,762 I didn't mention anything about trust, John. 1087 01:18:46,409 --> 01:18:47,706 There's another problem. 1088 01:18:50,311 --> 01:18:52,870 - It's Arlene and the baby. - That's my business. 1089 01:18:53,047 --> 01:18:57,107 No, not anymore. TIME magazine is doing another story. 1090 01:18:57,283 --> 01:18:59,546 You don't need the bad press. Neither do we. 1091 01:18:59,718 --> 01:19:02,652 - Child's not mine. - Steve, come on. You took a paternity test. 1092 01:19:03,486 --> 01:19:05,920 She is yours. It's right there in the results. 1093 01:19:06,089 --> 01:19:10,581 - Paternity tests are a joke. - She's asking for $20,000. 1094 01:19:10,758 --> 01:19:13,157 - Total, nothing more. - Blackmail. 1095 01:19:13,326 --> 01:19:16,294 Steve, you can afford the money. Give her what she's asking for. 1096 01:19:16,462 --> 01:19:19,191 - You should give her more. - It's not about the damn money. 1097 01:19:19,531 --> 01:19:21,725 Well, what is it, then? 1098 01:19:21,899 --> 01:19:23,992 I don't know. 1099 01:20:15,968 --> 01:20:18,697 Mommy, there's a man here. 1100 01:20:35,714 --> 01:20:38,910 It's been what, a year? 1101 01:20:41,918 --> 01:20:45,876 - Yeah, I've been busy. - I'm sure. 1102 01:20:48,089 --> 01:20:51,990 - Why'd you come? - I don't know. 1103 01:20:54,026 --> 01:20:55,926 She's looking really good. 1104 01:21:02,265 --> 01:21:04,665 You should have come to see her. 1105 01:21:04,834 --> 01:21:08,893 - You could have brought her by. - Oh, Steve. 1106 01:21:11,605 --> 01:21:13,539 Here. 1107 01:21:23,746 --> 01:21:25,679 Thank you. 1108 01:21:26,281 --> 01:21:28,272 Thank you, Lisa. 1109 01:22:04,540 --> 01:22:07,940 - Steve Jobs is killing us. Ballmer! - Yeah? 1110 01:22:08,109 --> 01:22:10,077 This stuff is crummy. It's totally crummy. 1111 01:22:10,243 --> 01:22:13,075 - Windows was supposed to ship last year. - We're ready for you. 1112 01:22:13,245 --> 01:22:15,713 Why do I have to do this? I have work. This is stupid. 1113 01:22:15,881 --> 01:22:18,007 It's good PR. It's for The Wall Street Journal. 1114 01:22:18,183 --> 01:22:20,912 - I don't need PR. - Can you stand a little to the left? 1115 01:22:21,084 --> 01:22:24,519 The hole in that sweater of your shirt. Turn all the way to the right. 1116 01:22:24,687 --> 01:22:26,278 What am I, a trained seal? 1117 01:22:26,454 --> 01:22:29,616 - Lf Apple can do this, why can't we? - What do you want us to do? 1118 01:22:29,790 --> 01:22:31,916 - Whatever you have to. - Meaning what, Bill? 1119 01:22:32,091 --> 01:22:34,217 Meaning ship Windows before the snow falls. 1120 01:22:34,393 --> 01:22:36,986 - This is Seattle. It doesn't snow here. - Whatever, Steve. 1121 01:22:37,161 --> 01:22:39,629 Mr. Gates, I think you should take off your sweater... 1122 01:22:39,796 --> 01:22:41,923 ...because it clashes with the background. 1123 01:22:42,098 --> 01:22:44,258 The green and blue, it's just not in these days. 1124 01:22:44,433 --> 01:22:46,423 It's not in at all. 1125 01:22:46,601 --> 01:22:50,036 Sweat stains. This is awful. 1126 01:22:56,308 --> 01:22:59,640 - I'd like to get back to work... - I know, we're almost ready. 1127 01:22:59,810 --> 01:23:06,111 Okay, and three, two, one. Smile, please. 1128 01:23:06,981 --> 01:23:09,108 Urgent, Mr. Gates. 1129 01:23:09,283 --> 01:23:12,046 Thank you. What's next? 1130 01:23:13,485 --> 01:23:15,316 Steve Jobs. 1131 01:23:15,653 --> 01:23:18,416 "Mr. Jobs demands you be in his office tonight. " 1132 01:23:20,090 --> 01:23:22,080 He's getting paranoid over what we're doing. 1133 01:23:22,525 --> 01:23:23,856 Maybe he should be. 1134 01:23:25,126 --> 01:23:27,151 Not at the pace you're going. 1135 01:23:27,328 --> 01:23:29,319 I think I had a date tonight with Ann. 1136 01:23:29,496 --> 01:23:31,520 - I thought she was away on business. - She is. 1137 01:23:31,698 --> 01:23:33,255 Then how can you have a date? 1138 01:23:33,432 --> 01:23:37,231 Well, I go to a movie here, and then she goes to the same movie in Denver... 1139 01:23:37,401 --> 01:23:40,028 ...and then we talk on the phone about it afterwards. 1140 01:23:40,203 --> 01:23:44,366 Jeez, Bill, I hate to see what happens when you two have sex. 1141 01:24:27,701 --> 01:24:30,692 You're stealing from us! 1142 01:24:33,338 --> 01:24:36,670 Steve, we're not stealing from you. So don't tell me that. 1143 01:24:38,009 --> 01:24:39,669 What the hell are you doing, then? 1144 01:24:39,843 --> 01:24:44,301 What is this that I keep hearing about you developing this...? 1145 01:24:44,479 --> 01:24:47,073 What do you call it? Windows? 1146 01:24:47,247 --> 01:24:49,579 To compete with us? 1147 01:24:52,151 --> 01:24:56,518 - I'm not doing anything against you, Steve. - Don't give me that crap! 1148 01:24:56,687 --> 01:24:59,985 You're pirating the software off our Mac prototypes! 1149 01:25:00,156 --> 01:25:01,817 I trusted you. 1150 01:25:02,391 --> 01:25:06,827 If you wanna know everything we're working on, I'll show you. 1151 01:25:14,399 --> 01:25:15,764 The weird thing was... 1152 01:25:15,933 --> 01:25:19,629 ... Steve Jobs was the one guy Bill would never yell at. It was the opposite. 1153 01:25:19,803 --> 01:25:23,032 Steve would order Bill to fly down there and then blow up at him... 1154 01:25:23,204 --> 01:25:26,900 ... but Bill, he would just wait it out, convince Steve that we were no threat... 1155 01:25:27,074 --> 01:25:30,668 ... that this Windows stuff was just that much more smoke and mirrors... 1156 01:25:30,843 --> 01:25:33,106 ... and a few hours later, everything was fine. 1157 01:25:33,278 --> 01:25:35,336 I'm telling you, Bill's a genius at it. 1158 01:25:36,614 --> 01:25:38,877 And that's all you're working on? 1159 01:25:39,349 --> 01:25:40,577 Of course. 1160 01:25:41,483 --> 01:25:43,780 - Yeah? - You know what else? 1161 01:25:44,085 --> 01:25:47,679 Did you read what I said in that newspaper story on us two days ago? 1162 01:25:48,121 --> 01:25:51,146 - No. What'd you say? - I said when your Macintosh comes out... 1163 01:25:51,324 --> 01:25:54,190 ...that'd be the only computer I'd want to buy my mom. 1164 01:25:54,559 --> 01:25:56,788 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1165 01:25:57,294 --> 01:25:59,853 Your mom, huh? 1166 01:26:00,029 --> 01:26:04,464 - It's like we're one big family, you know? - Family? 1167 01:26:07,300 --> 01:26:08,528 You know that. 1168 01:26:12,905 --> 01:26:14,963 Family. 1169 01:26:16,540 --> 01:26:18,531 Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve! 1170 01:26:32,217 --> 01:26:33,741 Tell me something. 1171 01:26:33,919 --> 01:26:37,080 When did this stop being a business and start being a religion? 1172 01:26:37,253 --> 01:26:38,652 Thank you for your work. 1173 01:26:38,822 --> 01:26:43,689 And remember, what we will do in the next year... 1174 01:26:43,858 --> 01:26:46,883 ...will change the way people think... 1175 01:26:47,060 --> 01:26:49,357 ...and communicate. 1176 01:26:51,930 --> 01:26:53,761 Hey. 1177 01:26:53,932 --> 01:26:55,592 - Hey. - So enjoy the revolution... 1178 01:26:55,766 --> 01:26:59,223 ...which we have all created and watch... 1179 01:26:59,402 --> 01:27:01,266 You know, Steve thinks IBM's the enemy. 1180 01:27:01,436 --> 01:27:02,767 - Unfolds in front of us. 1181 01:27:02,938 --> 01:27:05,201 He doesn't get it. 1182 01:27:05,373 --> 01:27:07,067 You guys are. 1183 01:27:10,142 --> 01:27:12,201 What are you talking about? 1184 01:27:12,378 --> 01:27:15,107 Copies of your Windows just started surfacing here. 1185 01:27:15,279 --> 01:27:16,768 You took our stuff, Bill. 1186 01:27:16,947 --> 01:27:20,347 You took our stuff, you fooled with it, and you called it your own. 1187 01:27:22,584 --> 01:27:25,780 You always insult your guests like this? 1188 01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:28,680 Make no mistake. 1189 01:27:28,855 --> 01:27:32,654 We are all one big family. 1190 01:27:33,624 --> 01:27:36,751 And part of it are our friends at Microsoft. 1191 01:27:41,397 --> 01:27:43,489 Bill? 1192 01:27:48,634 --> 01:27:51,101 Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Gates. 1193 01:27:55,439 --> 01:27:58,601 Finally, I wanna show you a preview... 1194 01:27:58,775 --> 01:28:02,437 ...of the most amazing 60 seconds of film you'll ever see. 1195 01:28:02,611 --> 01:28:04,840 And we're showing it only once... 1196 01:28:05,012 --> 01:28:06,501 ...during the Super Bowl. 1197 01:28:06,679 --> 01:28:09,875 So watch and see how we handle IBM. 1198 01:28:10,382 --> 01:28:12,975 I mean Big Brother. 1199 01:28:15,452 --> 01:28:19,012 See, that commercial was interesting in a lot of ways... 1200 01:28:19,188 --> 01:28:22,156 ... because when we're at this big hoopla at Apple... 1201 01:28:22,323 --> 01:28:26,053 ... and their engineers are unpacking all these Japanese computers... 1202 01:28:26,226 --> 01:28:28,750 ... with the first copies of our stuff, Windows... 1203 01:28:28,928 --> 01:28:32,192 ... that looks a lot like their stuff... 1204 01:28:32,364 --> 01:28:34,354 I mean, if I had to pick a moment... 1205 01:28:44,405 --> 01:28:46,133 Hey... 1206 01:28:46,306 --> 01:28:48,967 ...I'm getting some pretty weird vibes here. 1207 01:28:49,141 --> 01:28:51,005 Sure we should stay around? 1208 01:28:51,776 --> 01:28:56,235 Sometimes you deal them. Sometimes you fold them. 1209 01:28:57,980 --> 01:29:00,447 Now's not the time to fold. 1210 01:29:01,950 --> 01:29:05,509 We shall prevail. 1211 01:29:10,756 --> 01:29:13,690 I obviously made a mistake. 1212 01:29:16,259 --> 01:29:17,987 I made a mistake. 1213 01:29:19,395 --> 01:29:21,487 I trusted. 1214 01:29:22,430 --> 01:29:24,693 I believed. 1215 01:29:26,165 --> 01:29:28,429 Family. 1216 01:29:31,069 --> 01:29:34,731 Maybe a Mafia family. You turn your back, and you get whacked. 1217 01:29:34,904 --> 01:29:39,237 Our guys come back from Japan with this NEC... 1218 01:29:40,275 --> 01:29:44,835 ...and it's loaded with Microsoft programs. Your Microsoft programs. 1219 01:29:45,011 --> 01:29:47,672 They're almost identical to ours. 1220 01:29:50,849 --> 01:29:53,578 There may be some similarities, Steve. 1221 01:29:56,619 --> 01:29:58,280 Similarities? 1222 01:30:01,689 --> 01:30:04,055 Similarities? 1223 01:30:06,292 --> 01:30:09,192 - Try theft. - Steve, all cars have steering wheels... 1224 01:30:09,361 --> 01:30:12,761 ...but no one tries to claim that the steering wheel was their invention. 1225 01:30:12,930 --> 01:30:17,024 - We have a contract, you and I. - Well, you should read it more carefully. 1226 01:30:17,199 --> 01:30:19,030 What is this? 1227 01:30:19,501 --> 01:30:21,901 This is like doing business with... 1228 01:30:22,070 --> 01:30:23,331 ...like, a praying mantis. 1229 01:30:23,504 --> 01:30:26,563 You get seduced and then eaten alive afterwards. 1230 01:30:26,939 --> 01:30:29,065 Get real, will you? 1231 01:30:30,742 --> 01:30:34,938 You and I are both like guys that have this rich neighbor... 1232 01:30:35,111 --> 01:30:37,203 ...Xerox... 1233 01:30:37,379 --> 01:30:39,677 ...that left the door open all the time. 1234 01:30:39,848 --> 01:30:42,714 And you go sneaking in to steal the TV set. 1235 01:30:43,116 --> 01:30:47,415 Only when you get there, you realize that I got there first. 1236 01:30:47,586 --> 01:30:49,951 I got the loot, Steve! 1237 01:30:50,722 --> 01:30:52,484 And you're yelling? 1238 01:30:52,656 --> 01:30:55,283 "That's not fair. 1239 01:30:55,458 --> 01:30:58,551 I wanted to try to steal it first. " 1240 01:31:04,197 --> 01:31:06,324 You're too late. 1241 01:31:12,802 --> 01:31:15,168 We're better than you are. 1242 01:31:19,874 --> 01:31:24,037 - We have better stuff. - You don't get it, Steve. 1243 01:31:25,111 --> 01:31:27,704 That doesn't matter. 1244 01:31:46,058 --> 01:31:49,788 You know, like a lot of things, there always seems to be one last time. 1245 01:31:49,961 --> 01:31:52,190 For us, it was when we all came together again... 1246 01:31:52,362 --> 01:31:55,091 ... for this big party Steve threw for his 30th birthday. 1247 01:31:55,264 --> 01:31:57,288 It was just one of those things. 1248 01:31:57,465 --> 01:32:00,262 You know, where you try really hard to make something work... 1249 01:32:00,434 --> 01:32:02,732 ... but somehow it just doesn't. 1250 01:32:02,903 --> 01:32:06,030 And maybe you should have known it all along. 1251 01:32:10,007 --> 01:32:13,533 - Is that really Ella Fitzgerald? - I have absolutely no idea. 1252 01:32:16,812 --> 01:32:18,711 You hear the kind of food they're serving? 1253 01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:21,473 - Salmon mousse, goat's cheese. - I can't eat that stuff. 1254 01:32:21,648 --> 01:32:24,878 - Why don't we go to Denny's? - Is that Joan Baez with him? 1255 01:32:25,051 --> 01:32:26,847 Wait, wait. Who's Joan Baez? 1256 01:32:28,086 --> 01:32:30,212 - Hi. - John. 1257 01:32:36,658 --> 01:32:38,989 I need to talk to you. It's important. 1258 01:32:39,160 --> 01:32:41,458 Okay, John. Excuse me. 1259 01:32:46,532 --> 01:32:49,591 We've got a problem. We've been asked to make a toast to Steve. 1260 01:32:49,767 --> 01:32:54,168 Me? Toast Steve? No way, man. Not after what's happened. No way. 1261 01:32:54,337 --> 01:32:58,295 Oh, John, don't look at me. L... Mike, you do it. 1262 01:32:58,473 --> 01:33:02,067 After the past few months? I don't think so. 1263 01:33:02,675 --> 01:33:05,541 John, you're the one. 1264 01:33:05,711 --> 01:33:09,669 - No. Not now. Absolutely no way. - Why not? 1265 01:33:10,047 --> 01:33:13,015 - Look, Steve thinks I'm his... - He thinks you're what? 1266 01:33:23,289 --> 01:33:25,917 Ladies and gentlemen, a toast. 1267 01:33:26,224 --> 01:33:28,249 To a remarkable man. 1268 01:33:28,426 --> 01:33:30,256 A man who brought me to this company... 1269 01:33:30,761 --> 01:33:33,991 ...without whom none of this tonight would ever have happened. 1270 01:33:34,163 --> 01:33:38,757 Steve Jobs, truly a guiding light. A man who sees the future. 1271 01:33:38,933 --> 01:33:40,161 - Hear, hear! - Steve. 1272 01:33:40,334 --> 01:33:41,630 Happy birthday! 1273 01:33:47,905 --> 01:33:51,362 It's weird, but sometimes you find things that are more important to you... 1274 01:33:51,541 --> 01:33:55,374 ...than the things you think are important. You know what I mean? 1275 01:33:55,544 --> 01:33:58,376 Maybe it's just getting older. 1276 01:34:00,147 --> 01:34:04,344 Okay, guys. Let's see how we did. 1277 01:34:05,717 --> 01:34:06,945 That's a good one. 1278 01:34:18,826 --> 01:34:20,383 It's true. 1279 01:34:21,728 --> 01:34:25,719 We're learning about the size of the sun versus the size of the Earth. 1280 01:34:38,039 --> 01:34:39,472 Hi, Steve. 1281 01:34:39,640 --> 01:34:43,404 I think it's gonna be really interesting, I mean, you and me together. 1282 01:34:43,809 --> 01:34:45,640 Yeah. 1283 01:34:47,612 --> 01:34:49,602 It is. http://english-subtitle.blogspot.in/ http://english-subtitle.blogspot.in/ http://english-subtitle.blogspot.in/ 1284 01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:02,399 Ripped by: SkyFury 105809

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