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This is Dr. Frasier Crane,
wishing you all good mental health.
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Happy anniversary!
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Oh, Roz! Oh, this is so much fun, Roz!
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I got you one too!
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Oh, thank you! O.K., you first.
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I mean, it's nothing really,
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it's not expensive or anything,
you probably won't even like it,
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I'm not good with gifts?
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Look, don't oversell it, Roz.
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It's a tape.
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"The Dr. Frasier Crane Show:
Show #1, May 21st, 1993."
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It's our first broadcast.
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Oh, Roz!
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I can't wait to listen to it!
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Did you ever think I'd stay on
the air this long?
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Oh, hell no.
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"To Roz, who believed in me from the start."
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Yes, it's from Hallmark's "Irony" section.
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Oh, Frasier, they're beautiful!
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Earrings!
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Thank you, thank you!
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You deserve them.
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Working side by side for three years,
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one can't help but become close friends.
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And they're blue!
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To match your... lips when they're cold!
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Oh, Mum, it's not that I don't want to come home.
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I'd love a visit!
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It's just that I can't!
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He won't let me.
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Oh, you have no idea what Dr. Crane is like.
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Why, he's an absolute beast
unpleasant to be around, a real tyrant!
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Oh!
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It's just my mum.
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I'm trying to get out of a visit home.
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Oh, I understand.
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All right.
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No, I'm not exaggerating!
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He treats me like a bloody slave!
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Daphne! Where's my dressing gown?!
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Not to mention how cheap he is!
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That better not be a long-distance call!
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Yeah, yeah.
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He does sound a lot like Aunt Lillian.
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I got to run, Mum.
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Love you, bye.
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I'm sorry, you must think
I'm a terrible daughter.
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No, not at all.
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I think you're a terrible liar, Daphne,
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but a perfectly run-of-the-mill daughter.
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It's just that I only get one vacation a year,
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and I want to go somewhere fun, like Acapulco.
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Well, that makes sense.
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And going home is just so flipping boring.
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It's always the same.
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There's a wonderful reunion at the airport,
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and we share all our news on the way home in the car.
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And by the time I've dropped off my suitcase,
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we've exhausted all conversation,
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and that's when I realize I've got
a whole week left with nothing
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to look forward to but Dad telling
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the story of how he once shared
a cigar with Winston Churchill
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during the blackouts ?he thinks!
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Well, it sounds like an easy decision, Daphne ?
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Hasta luego.
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Oh, Dr. Crane, why is it so easy
to love our families,
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yet so hard to like them?
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Well, Daphne, that is one of those questions
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that make life so rich...
and psychiatrists richer.
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Yeah, well, maybe I'll just go call a travel agent,
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see which guilt trip is more expensive.
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Good afternoon, Seattle.
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My name is Dr. Frasier Crane.
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If you can feel, I can heal.
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Fasten your seat belt, Eddie.
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It's going to be a bumpy ride.
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Hello.
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You're on the air with Dr. Frasier Crane.
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"Put your head in my hands."
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"Little owlet in the glen, I am ashamed of you,
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You are ungrammatical in speaking as you do,
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You should say, 'to whom,
to whom,' not 'to who, to who.'
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Your little friend, Miss Katydid,
may be green, 'tis true,
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But you never heard her say?
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Who the hell are you?
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I'm Roz Doyle, your new producer.
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What? Producer?
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Dr. Crane, I presume?
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Yes, yes, but, uh, where's Dave?
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Uh, he got another assignment.
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But I was comfortable with Dave.
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Look, Dr. Crane, I know you've
been thrown a curve,
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but everything's gonna be fine.
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But I did a mock show with Dave.
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I did mock-call-in's, mock commercials,
mock news bulletins!
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Look, I got a bulletin for you: Dave's out, I'm in,
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and stop saying "mock."
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All right, look, Miss Doyle,
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I'm sure you're quite capable,
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but Dave has fifteen years of experience.
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I'd really prefer that he do it.
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Well, that would make two of us then, wouldn't it?
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I really think I should call
management and ask for Dave,
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it's not really fair to Dave or to me.
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Dr. Crane, Dave dumped you.
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Why?
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We were here until 2 A.M. this morning,
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as I explained to Dave in meticulous
detail my philosophy of
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optimal mental health!
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It's a mystery, all right.
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O.K., look, I'm going to screen a few calls, and
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No! No, no, as I explained to Dave before,
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there will be no call-screening.
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You see, I want my show to be
fresh and spontaneous,
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and call screening squelches all of that.
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And the mystery of Dave's departure deepens.
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OK, you're on in five seconds, I'll give you a cue.
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Good afternoon, Seattle.
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My name is Dr. Frasier Crane.
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"If you can feel, I can heal."
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Let's see who's on line one!
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Hello, this is Dr. Frasier Crane.
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"You're on the couch."
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No, I'm not.
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Well, I meant on the metaphorical couch.
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I'm in a beanbag chair, O.K.?
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Uh, moving on then, um, how can I help you?
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It's about my husband...
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Look, I-I just can't do this, it's
really too embarrassing for me.
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No, no, please, please, dear friend,
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you must - I'm really here to help you.
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Please, go ahead.
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...I've tried, and I've tried,
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and I just don't know what to do about this!
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Well, you know, often in these cases,
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it helps if you restate your problem.
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But this time, try boiling it down
to one succinct sentence.
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Now, how would you do that?
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My husband is dead!
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Well, perhaps we should go back
to the wordy version.
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Uh, we'll be right back after
these Important messages.
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Of course I could do a gardening show.
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If I can grow plants in my dorm room closet,
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I must know a thing or two about horticulture?
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Are you trying to get transferred?
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Bye!
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Look, Dr. Crane, I got to be honest with you here.
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It's just that I-I think psychiatry is, just, uh,
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sort of - kind of... bull!
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Oh, well, this is a match made
in heaven then, isn't it?!
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Oh, don't be offended.
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"Don't be offended."
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Why should I be offended?
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In the last week, I've uprooted
myself from my home of fifteen years,
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moved all the way across the
country away from everything
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I care about, and plunged myself
into a frightening new career!
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The first few nerve-wracking moments, I walk in
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here and find my producer lobbying to get herself
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transferred to another show!
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Abe Lincoln had a brighter future
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when he picked up his tickets at the box office!
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O.K., you got to make the caller get to the point,
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and then for God's sake, so should you.
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Duly noted.
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O.K. Number twenty-four...
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You know what,
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you're starting to glaze.
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We can go through the rest of this tomorrow.
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See you, Frasier.
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Bye, Roz.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Well, excuse you.
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Oh, Niles!
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Oh, Frasier!
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What a serendipitous event.
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How did you discover my favorite coffee bar?
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Well, the radio station's right across the street.
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I did my first show today.
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Yes, you did, didn't you?
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Well... good to see you, have a nice day!
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Niles, aren't you going to join me?
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Oh, well, I would, but I have a routine.
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I come in every day, order coffee
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and spend some quality time...
with myself, you understand.
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Niles, I've seen you once in the last two years.
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Oh, that is your point.
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Well... very well, in the spirit of
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blood being thicker than water, why don't we?
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I remember your fourth birthday party.
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Grandmother took us to the park
to ride the carousel,
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and made all those little children
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wait while you wiped off your painted pony.
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I was wearing Bermuda shorts and
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that saddle was slick with toddler sweat.
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Well, uh... oh, uh, thanks again for
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dinner the other night with Maris.
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You two seem very happy.
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Oh yes, it's love.
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Like the Arctic Puffin, we've mated for life.
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Honestly, I can't imagine even
looking at another woman.
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Excuse me, sir, have you finished with that sugar?
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Oh, yes.You ready to order?
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Uh, yes.
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Double decaf non-fat latte,
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mmm... medium foam,
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dusted with just the faintest whisper of cinnamon.
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I'll have a black coffee.
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You'll have to forgive my brother.
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He just came in on the noon stage.
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I hope I never see the day when
I am so frightfully pretentious
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that a good-old cup of American
coffee isn't good enough for me.
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So, how'd your visit with Dad go?
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I haven't been to see him yet.
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Really?
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You've been in town a whole week.
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Well, I've been very busy,
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what with settling into the
new apartment, unpacking...
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Frasier, you're obviously making excuses.
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I'm going over tonight for my weekly visit,
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why don't you come along?
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Geez, I know I should, Niles.
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But I'm really in such a vulnerable state right now.
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The last thing I need is Seattle's
reigning sourpuss taking potshots at me.
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Is that what you're worried about?
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Yes!
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Well, you have been out of touch.
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Our father's a changed man.
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Ever since he was shot, he's softened,
with a whole new zest for life!
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Niles, I visited him in the hospital.
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He made his roommate cry, and the man was in a coma.
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Dad was still in shock.
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The change came after.
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As a psychiatrist surely you've seen this?
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A patient has a brush with death and
rediscovers his love of life.
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Ah,
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the laughs we've had when I'm over there.
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I sometimes wonder if that bullet
didn't crease his funny bone.
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Oh... thank you.
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Can you believe the incompetence of that man?
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I very clearly asked for a whisper of cinnamon,
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he's given me a full-throated shout!
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There are countries in this world
where they would lop off his sprinkling hand!
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You know, I'd forgotten what a weird
little person you are.
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Dad is going to be positively giddy
when he sees that he's got
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the both of us tonight.
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Who is it?
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Niles, and a special guest!
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Oh, jeez... all right,
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hold your horses.
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How does he come up with those?
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Look, Dad, it's Frasier!
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Well, I can see that.
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That punk didn't shoot out my eyeball.
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Stop it!
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He sees the humor in everything.
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Frasier, come on in.
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Thanks, Dad.
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So, big game?
259
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Nah, they're losing again.
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Pitcher's a bum.
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He's a bum, he's an absolute hobo!
262
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Isn't that right, Skipper?
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Niles, are you drunk?
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Don't be ridiculous!
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00:14:27,931 --> 00:14:30,936
Seeing the three of us back together
again in the same room
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who needs alcohol for that?
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I do.
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I do.
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I'll get you a beer.
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Thanks, Dad.
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You filthy liar!
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You said he'd changed!
273
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Well, it got you here, didn't it?
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I've been dealing with him all by
myself ever since Mom died.
275
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Now it's your turn, so welcome home, prodigal son!
276
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You guys want some pork rinds?
277
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And that's as close as you're going
to get to a fatted calf.
278
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No, thanks, Dad.
279
00:15:03,919 --> 00:15:06,830
Oh, will you stop staring at me?
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Here you go.
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Ah, well, I understand completely, Frasier.
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Dad, Frasier was just saying that he'd
like to spend some quality time with
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you alone, so I'm just going to slip out.
284
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All right, suit yourself.
285
00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:19,913
All right... oh, you haven't met Eddie.
286
00:15:19,913 --> 00:15:31,277
Eddie? Frasier is the firstborn.
287
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The torch has been passed.
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So...
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How was your flight?
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Oh, actually, I drove.
291
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You take the I-Ninety?
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Uh, Eighty.
293
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Should have taken Ninety, it would
have got you here faster.
294
00:16:03,055 --> 00:16:13,444
Darn. So, Dad, did you listen to my show today?
295
00:16:13,444 --> 00:16:14,358
No, I missed it.
296
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Sorry.
297
00:16:15,782 --> 00:16:17,407
That's all right.
298
00:16:17,407 --> 00:16:18,685
How'd it go?
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00:16:18,685 --> 00:16:22,023
Well, uh, kind of rocky.
300
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:25,766
Spent a good part of the day puzzling
over the proper signature line
301
00:16:25,766 --> 00:16:27,629
to use to introduce myself.
302
00:16:27,629 --> 00:16:29,022
Well, I'm sure you'll come up with something.
303
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,622
Well, you know, I'm looking for
something that's familiar
304
00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:33,182
but not a clich you know,
something that's memorable
305
00:16:33,182 --> 00:16:36,148
but not too gimmicky...
306
00:16:36,148 --> 00:16:39,222
You know, it doesn't really matter
if it's got something
307
00:16:39,222 --> 00:16:42,613
to ad, please, I'm trying to have
a conversation, it's hard with the TV on.
308
00:16:42,613 --> 00:16:44,890
Well, I just want to get the score, O.K.?
309
00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:48,681
I'm trying to describe to you my
dilemna with that phrase?
310
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All right, fine, I'm listening.
311
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Are you happy? I'm listening.
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That's it!
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"I'm listening!"
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That's fabulous!
315
00:16:54,226 --> 00:16:55,363
Have you got a pencil somewhere?
316
00:16:55,363 --> 00:16:58,652
Yeah, there's one in the kitchen on the table.
317
00:16:58,652 --> 00:17:02,564
"I'm listening." Dad - oh, I love that!
318
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,498
Uh, look, I hate to cut this short,
but I told some guys
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00:17:05,498 --> 00:17:08,752
I'd meet 'em down at Duke's.
320
00:17:08,752 --> 00:17:09,664
You're leaving?
321
00:17:09,664 --> 00:17:10,121
Yeah.
322
00:17:10,121 --> 00:17:12,242
Whenever you're ready, I'll walk you out.
323
00:17:12,242 --> 00:17:13,537
Dad, I haven't seen you in two years,
324
00:17:13,537 --> 00:17:16,681
I stopped by and you're leaving in ten minutes?
325
00:17:16,681 --> 00:17:19,146
Oh, why don't we stop kidding ourselves?
326
00:17:19,146 --> 00:17:20,362
You don't really want to be here,
327
00:17:20,362 --> 00:17:24,387
and we don't really have anything to talk about.
328
00:17:24,387 --> 00:17:25,536
At least I'm making the effort.
329
00:17:25,536 --> 00:17:29,186
Oh, yeah ?it's an effort to talk to me, huh?
330
00:17:29,186 --> 00:17:32,601
Well, I guess that's why you only bother
coming home once a year at Christmas.
331
00:17:32,601 --> 00:17:35,138
Oh no, wait! Sorry, I take that back.
332
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:40,552
Last year you went to Arugalah,
wherever the hell that is.
333
00:17:40,552 --> 00:17:42,539
Dad, you know you're painting an
awfully bleak picture here.
334
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,210
Ever since I moved to Boston, I've
come home at least three
335
00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:46,240
or four times a year.
336
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,577
It's just lately things got a little hectic,
337
00:17:48,577 --> 00:17:49,936
and I haven't been able to come home as often.
338
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:58,847
Yeah... I noticed how busy you got
after your mother died.
339
00:17:58,847 --> 00:18:02,543
But, what the hell, I didn't go visit
you in Boston either, did I?
340
00:18:02,543 --> 00:18:07,568
So, uh, why don't we just drop this?
341
00:18:07,568 --> 00:18:15,048
No. The point is that we're here now, together.
342
00:18:15,048 --> 00:18:19,759
I don't want this night to end before
we've at least tried to have
343
00:18:19,759 --> 00:18:22,496
one real conversation.
344
00:18:22,496 --> 00:18:23,387
Will you at least try, Dad?
345
00:18:23,387 --> 00:18:55,721
Will you just sit down with me for
a while and let's try, please?
346
00:18:55,721 --> 00:19:06,264
So, uh, you know, I'd forgotten how
much it really does rain here.
347
00:19:06,264 --> 00:19:10,640
You get used to it.
348
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:11,730
Makes things green.
349
00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:44,974
Yeah... where would the old earth be without rain?
350
00:19:44,974 --> 00:19:55,741
My darling, I would have thought that
old fascination would wear off by now.
351
00:19:55,741 --> 00:19:56,686
Well, hello, there!
352
00:19:56,686 --> 00:19:57,300
Hey!
353
00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,052
Oh, hey, guys.
354
00:19:58,052 --> 00:20:01,271
Frasier, Dad tells me you've been on
the air three years today,
355
00:20:01,271 --> 00:20:03,467
so we'd like to take you out for a celebratory dinner.
356
00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:06,261
Well, thank you. Dad, how did you know?
357
00:20:06,261 --> 00:20:09,301
Well, I heard that woman who called in.
358
00:20:09,301 --> 00:20:11,259
You listened to my show?
359
00:20:11,259 --> 00:20:13,391
Well, I sort of...
360
00:20:13,391 --> 00:20:16,309
I feel asleep during the Mariners' game...
361
00:20:16,309 --> 00:20:17,876
but when I woke up, you were on.
362
00:20:17,876 --> 00:20:19,187
And you didn't turn me off.
363
00:20:19,187 --> 00:20:21,507
I did not!
364
00:20:21,507 --> 00:20:23,181
I listened to you for ten minutes before
365
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:27,310
I finally dozed off again.
366
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:30,418
Faint praise, and yet it thunders in my ears!
367
00:20:30,418 --> 00:20:30,974
Hello, Dr. Crane.
368
00:20:30,974 --> 00:20:33,256
Hey, Daphne, we're going out to dinner.
369
00:20:33,256 --> 00:20:34,585
You want to join us?
370
00:20:34,585 --> 00:20:35,704
Oh, thanks, but no.
371
00:20:35,704 --> 00:20:39,103
I promised myself that tonight I'd decide
what I'm doing on my vacation ?
372
00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:42,073
either home to the family or to sunny Acapulco.
373
00:20:42,073 --> 00:20:51,512
I may just squeeze into my bikini and
let my hips make the decision.
374
00:20:51,512 --> 00:20:53,503
Of course, it would be more memorable
if we celebrated at home, just for a?
375
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:56,609
Let's go, let's go!
376
00:20:56,609 --> 00:20:58,641
Have a lovely time!
377
00:20:58,641 --> 00:20:59,745
Oh, fellas, hold the elevator for me.
378
00:20:59,745 --> 00:21:01,136
All right.
379
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:02,592
Daphne?
380
00:21:02,592 --> 00:21:05,762
I was just thinking about our
discussion earlier this afternoon,
381
00:21:05,762 --> 00:21:09,792
and I've decided to give you an extra week off.
382
00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:13,176
That way you can go to Manchester, and Acapulco.
383
00:21:13,176 --> 00:21:16,113
Oh, that's so sweet!
384
00:21:16,113 --> 00:21:18,638
You really must think I should go home.
385
00:21:18,638 --> 00:21:27,813
Well, I've just realized that being
part of a family is really worth the effort.
386
00:21:27,813 --> 00:21:38,582
And very often the effort... means
you'll need a week in Acapulco, so...
387
00:21:38,582 --> 00:21:39,711
Thank you, Dr. Crane.
388
00:21:39,711 --> 00:21:43,246
You're welcome.
389
00:21:43,246 --> 00:21:47,115
I guess if I try a little harder, it won't be so bad.
390
00:21:47,115 --> 00:21:49,813
Well, that's a good way of thinking.
391
00:21:49,813 --> 00:21:53,070
You know, things can get better.
392
00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:54,196
Hey, let's go!
393
00:21:54,196 --> 00:22:01,239
I got acid burning a hole in my stomach!
394
00:22:01,239 --> 00:22:11,419
Still... would you mind leaving
those brochures of Acapulco out for me?
395
00:22:11,419 --> 00:22:12,394
THANKS FOR CALLING
396
00:22:12,394 --> 00:22:13,516
Brooke Adams
397
00:22:13,516 --> 00:22:14,835
Joan Allen
398
00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:16,101
Billy Barty
399
00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:17,387
Matthew Broderick
400
00:22:17,387 --> 00:22:18,602
Blair Brown
401
00:22:18,602 --> 00:22:19,963
Cyd Charisse
402
00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:21,163
Billy Crystal
403
00:22:21,163 --> 00:22:22,479
Laura Dern
404
00:22:22,479 --> 00:22:23,802
David Duchovny
405
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:25,164
Carrie Fisher
406
00:22:25,164 --> 00:22:26,445
Jodie Foster
407
00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:27,804
Teri Garr
408
00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:29,021
Eric Idle
409
00:22:29,021 --> 00:22:30,348
Sherry Lansing
410
00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:31,731
Ray Liotta
411
00:22:31,731 --> 00:22:33,077
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
412
00:22:33,077 --> 00:22:34,316
Armistead Maupin
413
00:22:34,316 --> 00:22:35,668
Paul Mazursky
414
00:22:35,668 --> 00:22:36,917
Jerry Orbach
415
00:22:36,917 --> 00:22:39,036
Faith Prince
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