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Faster, Frasier, faster!
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You can make this light!
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God, you're going to get us killed!
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I can't be late for this date!
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Oh, this is ridiculous!
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First the drycleaner, then the ATM,
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now you're making me cart you off to some restaurant!
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Well, I'm sorry, I didn't plan for
my car to be in the shop.
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But I really, really appreciate it, Frasier.
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Oh, a basket of fruit would suffice!
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I am changing for my date!
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Don't look at me! Turn around!
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Turn all the way around!
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I'm driving!
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Fine!
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Hand me my jeans, will you?
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Here.
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Oh, oh, great! That's just what i need!
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There's a police car behind us.
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Please don't turn on the red light.
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Don't turn on the red light.
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Don't turn on the
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Damn it, Frasier!
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Don't worry, you're not going to get a ticket.
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You're a celebrity, use a little juice!
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Oh, I refuse to do anything of the sort!
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OK, fine. Enjoy traffic school.
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Good Evening, officer.
I'm Doctor Fraiser Crane
If there's any problem I'm listening.
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I clocked you doing sixty-two in a forty-mile zone.
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Well, this is interesting.
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Usually both people are in the backseat.
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It's not what you think.
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See, we were just coming back from KACL,
where I do my radio show.
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Uh-huh.
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You see, we ran a little late,
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because I was on with a very troubled caller,
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with a very complex psychological problem...
on my radio show.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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You're Dr. Frasier Crane!
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Drat! My cover is blown.
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I love your show!
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I listen to it all the time.
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Oh well, thank you.
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It's always nice to...
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License and registration, please.
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Be arrested by a fan.
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Roz, if you could delay ablutions?
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I'm in custody here!
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Hey, it's your birthday today.
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Is this a little celebration?
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No, no, I'm simply taking
my producer to meet her date.
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Frasier, why didn't you tell me
it was your birthday?
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I'd have thrown you a party at the station!
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Question asked, question answered.
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I'm just going to be dropping her off,
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then have a cold plate of deli,
and get to bed early.
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Almost makes you feel sorry for me, doesn't it?
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I spent my last birthday subduing
a drunk-and-disorderly
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at a sleazy bar.
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Don't you hate to work on your birthday?
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He was my date.
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Tell you what I'm going to do.
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I'm going to let you off.
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Just think of this as
a little birthday gift from me.
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Thank you.
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But slow down.
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I'd hate to see you get hurt.
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I'm listening.
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OK, let's go!
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Do you sense a little moment there?
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What are you talking about?!
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Well, between me and that
very attractive officer.
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It just felt like there was something there.
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Yeah, major sparks.
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Now, just the right pedal.
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The big pedal?
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Now, just a minute.
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We'll see if she's watching me.
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If she's watching me, she's interested.
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Oh, yes! She's turning around, she's looking up!
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Move your vehicle!
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Oh, yes. I've cast my spell. 00:03:55,748
Go on, Dr. Crane, make a wish.
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Oh, why bother?
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I made the same wish last year,
it didn't come true.
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Come on, son, blow out the candles!
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Oh, what a surprise.
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Look, they're lighting again!
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What sorcerer's magic is this?
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You know, Dad, I had a nice
little birthday bonus today.
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On my way home, I was pulled over
for speeding by a very pretty
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policewoman, who let me off.
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I got the distinct impression
that she found me attractive.
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Now, that sort of thing happens, doesn't it?
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Oh, sure.
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I was always leaning against
somebody's window thinking,
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"that bloody chainsaw in the
backseat looks kind of iffy,
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but she's got a cute smile!"
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Oh, ha, ha.
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I'm telling you, there was something there, though.
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Well, of course the whole conversation's academic.
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I don't even know her name.
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I suppose I could call down to the police station
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and try to find out who was on traffic duty.
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But, uh, I don't suppose they'd give
that sort of information to a civilian.
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You'd have to have some...
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conduit to the police department,
an insider who could break
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that damnable code of silence!
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All right, I'll make the damn call.
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You, Dad?
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Why, I didn't even think of?
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Oh, shut up.
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You know, I haven't felt such
an instant attraction
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to a woman in quite some time.
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Well, considering the difference
in our backgrounds,
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it's really rather puzzling.
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Oh, pish-tosh!
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It's painfully obvious what's attracting you
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the gleam of her jackboots,
her dangling nightstick,
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the glint of her handcuffs hanging
on her leather belt.
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You're off on some lurid little disciplinary fantasy.
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Oh, Dr. Crane, shame on you!
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You got icing up and down your sleeve!
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Oh. I am a naughty boy.
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Well, certainly a messy one.
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But mainly a naughty one.
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Hey, Charlie, yeah, Marty Crane, how ya doing?
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Hey, listen, Charlie, I'm trying to track down a woman
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officer who was on traffic tonight, uh, near...
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Blanchett and Fourth.
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Blanchett and Fourth.
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Great, OK, thanks.
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Her name's Maureen Cutler,
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and she usually goes to McGinty's after work.
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Charlie said she's probably there now.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Are you going to go?
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Well, I don't know.
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A police bar?
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If I go in there alone, I'll stand
out like a sore thumb!
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All right, I'll go.
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Sit down, Niles, I'll go with him.
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You know, after all these hoity-toity,
caviar-sucking egghead types
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you've been dating, I think a lady cop
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would be a nice breath of fresh air.
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Oh, all right, I'll go!
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Give me a second, I'll put some fresh collar-stays in,
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and-oh, oh, I've got a fabulous brand-new cashmere jacket
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I've been dying to premiere!
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Oh, yeah. This is gonna work.
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You see her yet?
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I don't know.
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What about her?
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No, that's not Maureen.
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No, I mean, what about her?
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Oh, there she is!
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Wow, she is a looker!
Well, come on, let's go say hello.
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Oh well! Oh my God, fancy seeing you here!
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Hey, Frasier Crane.
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Oh, you remember me?
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Come on ?sixty-two in a forty-mile zone
with a half-naked
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girl in the backseat?
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Roz.
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Oh.
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Oh, uh, this is my father.
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How do you do? I'm Maureen Cutler.
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Marty Crane, nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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Say, Maureen, how about a drink?
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Yeah, why not?
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Let me get them.
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I'm a beer drinker myself, what about you?
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That's fine by me.
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Beer, huh?
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Oh, what the hell, I'll try one.
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So, what brings you guys here?
This is mostly a cop hangout.
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Well, I used to be on the force.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Wait a minute.
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Marty Crane? You're Martin Crane!
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You're wasting your time in traffic,
you're quite a detective.
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No, I mean I remember you when I was training.
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You gave this great lecture at the academy on
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how to deal with an armed suspect.
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Well, thanks.
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How come you left the force?
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Well, I uh, got shot by an armed suspect.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, it's all right.
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So, do you miss it?
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Nah, how attached can you get to a hip?
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Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
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I have to get over to the hospital.
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I told them to beep me if
there was any news about my sergeant.
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What happened to him?
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She's having a baby.
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Oh well, hope it's a girl!
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Yeah, I'll tell Frasier you had to run.
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Thanks... listen, um, I never do this,
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but I would love to have a beer
or go to dinner sometime.
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With me?
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I don't want to put you on the spot.
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If you, uh, if you want to go out,
just give me a call.
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With me?
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You're the only one here.
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Here we are! Three beers.
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Good news, there was a fly in one glass,
so these are free!
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I'm sorry, I just got beeped.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Yeah, but it was nice to see you.
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Maybe I'll bump into you again here sometime.
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Oh, that'd be great.
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OK, bye.
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I'll have a grande half-caf latte,
with a whisper of cinnamon.
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And for my father, plain coffee.
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I cannot emphasize the word "plain" enough.
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No foam, no cinnamon, no exotic flavors.
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If it is not plain, I take no
responsibility for the consequences.
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How about a biscotti?
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All right.
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But when you bring it, call it a cookie.
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Hi, son.
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Hello, Dad.
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Uh, I want to thank you for meeting me like this.
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Well, my pleasure.
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So... what can I do you for?
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Well, I need some advice.
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That's why you asked me here?
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Yeah.
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You've never done this before!
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Yeah, well, I'm sorry.
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But anyway, you remember?
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Dad, I want you to know
I'm not only deeply touched,
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but I consider this a watershed
moment in our relationship!
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Great. See, the thing is?
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All my life, it seems you've always turned to Frasier.
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"Frasier, Frasier, Frasier!"
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Niles, can I talk?!
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I'm listening.
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Here we are. One latte, one coffee, and one "cookie."
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I think they call this thing a biscotti.
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No need to talk down to the man. Off you go!
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Well, anyway, uh, you remember
the other night, Frasier's policewoman?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Well, we found her at the bar,
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and, uh, well, she came on to me.
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No.
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Yeah.
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You?
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Yeah.
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Was she drunk?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Dad, of course,
you're right, I'm sorry.
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Uh, what was Frasier's reaction?
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I haven't told him yet.
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Why not?
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I just can't.
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Can I?
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I know he's going to feel lousy.
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He finally meets a girl he likes,
and she's attracted to his old man.
261
00:12:05,131 --> 00:12:08,659
Hmm, that is quite a conundrum.
262
00:12:08,659 --> 00:12:10,954
I wonder if that's what's really bothering you.
263
00:12:10,954 --> 00:12:13,461
What do you mean?
264
00:12:13,461 --> 00:12:16,175
Maybe, underneath it all,
you're attracted to this woman and
265
00:12:16,175 --> 00:12:16,985
you want to go out with her.
266
00:12:16,985 --> 00:12:17,807
Oh, are you, nuts?
267
00:12:17,807 --> 00:12:20,883
That's sick! That's disgusting!
268
00:12:20,883 --> 00:12:22,026
"it's just a theory."
269
00:12:22,026 --> 00:12:26,485
But for the sake of argument,
let's say you're right.
270
00:12:26,485 --> 00:12:29,182
Dad, you're allowed to be attracted to a woman.
271
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,743
What kind of a father does a thing like that?
272
00:12:31,743 --> 00:12:34,576
Did you encourage her in any way?
273
00:12:34,576 --> 00:12:36,854
Well, I guess I was kind of charming.
274
00:12:36,854 --> 00:12:38,241
I mean, I didn't mean to be!
275
00:12:38,241 --> 00:12:41,905
It just sometimes leaks out.
276
00:12:41,905 --> 00:12:45,359
Well, what do you want to do?
277
00:12:45,359 --> 00:12:47,750
Well, most important I don't want to hurt Frasier.
278
00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:52,049
And secondly, I want to go out with Maureen.
279
00:12:52,049 --> 00:12:56,794
The order of that changes
depending on the time of day.
280
00:12:56,794 --> 00:12:59,710
Well, one possibility is, go on a date with her.
281
00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:01,632
If you feel there are sparks
between you and this woman,
282
00:13:01,632 --> 00:13:03,985
then tell Frasier.
283
00:13:03,985 --> 00:13:05,349
I don't want to lie to my son.
284
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,204
You're not lying to him.
285
00:13:06,204 --> 00:13:07,945
You're delaying the truth to spare his feelings.
286
00:13:07,945 --> 00:13:11,459
If nothing happens, he need never know.
287
00:13:11,459 --> 00:13:13,422
Well, I guess it's worth a try.
288
00:13:13,422 --> 00:13:18,345
If Maureen and I hit it off,
then I'll tell him immediately.
289
00:13:18,345 --> 00:13:20,906
Or I can. Really, I don't mind!
290
00:13:33,626 --> 00:13:35,120
Hi, Dad.
291
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,381
Oh, Frasier! You're still home.
292
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:40,382
Yeah. Where are you going?
293
00:13:40,382 --> 00:13:44,496
Just out.
294
00:13:44,496 --> 00:13:46,370
What are you gonna do?
295
00:13:46,370 --> 00:13:48,932
Nothing.
296
00:13:48,932 --> 00:13:52,056
When are you gonna be home?
297
00:13:52,056 --> 00:13:54,814
Later.
298
00:13:54,814 --> 00:13:56,543
Well, you put a dent in the car, young man,
299
00:13:56,543 --> 00:14:09,591
it's coming out of your allowance!
300
00:14:09,591 --> 00:14:10,962
I mean, I've got my pride, you know.
301
00:14:10,962 --> 00:14:13,780
So, I said to her, I said,
"Mrs. Crease, I'll do the cooking,
302
00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:18,496
I'll do the cleaning, but
I draw the line at creaming your feet!"
303
00:14:18,496 --> 00:14:21,523
Dear, hurry up! "The Mambo Kings" is about to start!
304
00:14:21,523 --> 00:14:25,797
Oh, I wouldn't mind mamboing
with Antonio Banderas!
305
00:14:25,797 --> 00:14:28,799
All right, set out the goodies
and I'll go get the wine.
306
00:14:28,799 --> 00:14:31,911
Oh, and this time, Charlotte,
be careful with that chocolate!
307
00:14:31,911 --> 00:14:34,310
I had a hell of a time hiding the stain from His Nibs
308
00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:38,081
Oh, hello, Dr. Crane!
309
00:14:38,081 --> 00:14:40,253
Daphne. Charlotte, Maggie.
310
00:14:40,253 --> 00:14:41,073
Dr. Crane.
311
00:14:41,073 --> 00:14:42,137
Please, sit down.
312
00:14:42,137 --> 00:14:44,305
I thought you were filling
in at the station tonight.
313
00:14:44,305 --> 00:14:53,282
Oh, I am. But, uh, not for a couple of hours yet.
314
00:14:53,282 --> 00:14:57,254
Oh-ho, seems a shame to hang around here.
315
00:14:57,254 --> 00:15:01,652
I mean, I would have thought
you'd have taken an opportunity like this to,
316
00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:05,563
I don't know... go down to McGinty's?
317
00:15:05,563 --> 00:15:07,926
Oh, to see his new lady friend, you mean?
318
00:15:07,926 --> 00:15:13,132
Ah, well, I see I've been quite
the hot topic over the teapot.
319
00:15:13,132 --> 00:15:16,057
You know, I may have said
a thing or two in passing, but?
320
00:15:16,057 --> 00:15:17,797
I'd go for it, Dr. Crane!
321
00:15:17,797 --> 00:15:20,933
Yes, well, if you must know,
I was planning to go down there,
322
00:15:20,933 --> 00:15:22,584
but not for a couple of days yet.
323
00:15:22,584 --> 00:15:24,105
Well, I wouldn't wait too long.
324
00:15:24,105 --> 00:15:27,057
I mean, strike while the iron's hot,
that's what I always say!
325
00:15:27,057 --> 00:15:28,922
She's right.
326
00:15:28,922 --> 00:15:30,870
Well, women don't really like men
that are too overeager.
327
00:15:30,870 --> 00:15:32,230
Oh, nonsense.
328
00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:34,958
I mean, you know, it's one thing
if the man's some bounder
329
00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:39,281
git from the docks, but it's different
if the man's like you.
330
00:15:39,281 --> 00:15:40,669
Someone who's charming.
331
00:15:40,669 --> 00:15:41,877
And handsome.
332
00:15:41,877 --> 00:15:58,313
And knows lots and lots of words.
333
00:15:58,313 --> 00:16:02,438
Well, McGinty's is on my way to the station.
334
00:16:02,438 --> 00:16:05,987
I suppose I could just pop my head in.
335
00:16:05,987 --> 00:16:07,469
Thank you, ladies, for your support ?
336
00:16:07,469 --> 00:16:12,292
even if it was nakedly self-serving and insincere.
337
00:16:16,239 --> 00:16:17,905
So, they finally put my transfer through,
338
00:16:17,905 --> 00:16:21,282
and I'm moving out of Traffic and into Narcotics.
339
00:16:21,282 --> 00:16:23,914
Yeah, I'm gonna be working with,
uh, Bill Henderson at the 31st.
340
00:16:23,914 --> 00:16:25,898
Good for you.
341
00:16:25,898 --> 00:16:28,589
Yeah, I'm excited, although
I hear he can be pretty tough.
342
00:16:28,589 --> 00:16:32,434
Oh no. I mean, he might seem
a little stiff and strait-laced,
343
00:16:32,434 --> 00:16:35,002
but once you get to know him he's
the greatest guy in the world.
344
00:16:35,002 --> 00:16:36,482
Yeah, he is pretty impressive.
345
00:16:36,482 --> 00:16:39,642
Oh yeah, smart, great sense of humor.
346
00:16:39,642 --> 00:16:42,155
No, you're gonna have a great time.
347
00:16:42,155 --> 00:16:44,899
Dad, I can't believe you're doing this!
348
00:16:44,899 --> 00:16:45,829
Frasier!
349
00:16:45,829 --> 00:16:47,728
Look, I was gonna tell you?
350
00:16:47,728 --> 00:16:50,079
Believe me, I did not put him up to this,
351
00:16:50,079 --> 00:16:53,249
though I think he's overselling me a little.
352
00:16:53,249 --> 00:16:54,990
I'm not the greatest guy in the world.
353
00:16:54,990 --> 00:16:57,573
Seattle, maybe.
354
00:16:57,573 --> 00:16:58,686
Am I missing something?
355
00:16:58,686 --> 00:16:59,643
Oh, I'm just joking.
356
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,733
OK, Dad, thanks for warming her up for me.
357
00:17:01,733 --> 00:17:03,449
I can take over here.
358
00:17:03,449 --> 00:17:11,425
Martin?
359
00:17:11,425 --> 00:17:33,578
Frasier... Maureen and I are here on a date.
360
00:17:33,578 --> 00:17:35,204
I know you might think this is one of those wildly
361
00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:39,844
embarrassing moments where
I'm standing here with egg on my face.
362
00:17:39,844 --> 00:17:43,060
I assure you, I'm not as embarrassed
as you might assume
363
00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:45,326
I would be embarrassed.
364
00:17:45,326 --> 00:17:52,961
I'm not uncomfortable, so please,
don't you be uncomfortable either.
365
00:17:52,961 --> 00:17:54,713
Why don't I give you two a moment?
366
00:17:54,713 --> 00:17:58,576
Whatever!
367
00:17:58,576 --> 00:17:59,517
You asked her out?!
368
00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:01,767
No, that's not the way it happened.
369
00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:02,968
There's no use lying to me.
370
00:18:02,968 --> 00:18:04,721
I am at the lowest point I could possibly be,
371
00:18:04,721 --> 00:18:06,762
so please just tell me the truth!
372
00:18:06,762 --> 00:18:08,571
Maureen asked me out.
373
00:18:08,571 --> 00:18:14,470
Going down!
374
00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:17,086
It happened the other night
when you went to the bar to get drinks.
375
00:18:17,086 --> 00:18:20,538
You know, it just caught me off guard,
I didn't know how to handle it.
376
00:18:20,538 --> 00:18:22,408
So, Niles said I should?
377
00:18:22,408 --> 00:18:24,271
Niles? Niles knows?
378
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,359
Look, I'm sorry.
379
00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:27,669
It was supposed to be a one-time thing,
380
00:18:27,669 --> 00:18:29,564
just to see if there was something there,
381
00:18:29,564 --> 00:18:33,502
and if there wasn't, then you
didn't even need to know about it.
382
00:18:33,502 --> 00:18:36,281
Well, is there? "Something there?"
383
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,158
Oh, yeah.
384
00:18:39,158 --> 00:18:43,586
Well... it's not as if we were standing
side-by-side when she chose you.
385
00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:44,931
I was at the bar!
386
00:18:44,931 --> 00:18:48,380
If you'd gone to get the drinks,
things would have been different.
387
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:50,242
I don't think so.
388
00:18:50,242 --> 00:18:51,503
Dad, I'm drowning here.
389
00:18:51,503 --> 00:18:54,033
Please, throw me a line!
390
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,384
Look, uh, I'm gonna go tell her
this whole thing is a mistake?
391
00:18:56,384 --> 00:18:59,952
No, no, no, Dad!
392
00:18:59,952 --> 00:19:04,158
I'll be OK, really.
393
00:19:04,158 --> 00:19:08,614
Well... the old dog's still got it in him, huh?
394
00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:11,099
Yeah. But, really, how long can it last?
395
00:19:11,099 --> 00:19:14,051
I mean, she's got to come to her senses eventually?
396
00:19:14,051 --> 00:19:16,950
Oh no, Dad, Dad, don't sell yourself short.
397
00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:19,753
You've got a lot to offer.
398
00:19:19,753 --> 00:19:24,540
Well, I'd better head off to work.
399
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:25,419
Goodnight, Dad.
400
00:19:25,419 --> 00:19:30,941
Goodnight, thanks.
401
00:19:30,941 --> 00:19:33,233
Damn!
402
00:19:38,503 --> 00:19:40,594
Uh-uh, OK, thanks.
403
00:19:40,594 --> 00:19:43,824
Frasier just came in the building,
so everybody hide and be quiet.
404
00:19:43,824 --> 00:19:45,771
Do you think he'll be surprised?
405
00:19:45,771 --> 00:19:47,435
Considering his birthday was yesterday?
406
00:19:47,435 --> 00:19:49,921
Yeah, I do, Elizabeth.
407
00:19:49,921 --> 00:19:52,988
Should we yell "surprise" or "happy birthday?"
408
00:19:52,988 --> 00:19:55,377
We've done this like five hundred times.
409
00:19:55,377 --> 00:19:57,214
And every time it's pretty much the same.
410
00:19:57,214 --> 00:19:59,008
We yell, the person pretends to be surprised,
411
00:19:59,008 --> 00:20:01,248
and we stuff ourselves with cake.
412
00:20:01,248 --> 00:20:03,184
I just wanted it to be perfect.
413
00:20:03,184 --> 00:20:08,211
And that is what makes you so special to us.
414
00:20:08,211 --> 00:20:16,287
Now get under the console!
415
00:20:16,287 --> 00:20:17,287
Hi, Frasier!
416
00:20:17,287 --> 00:20:18,698
How you doing?
417
00:20:18,698 --> 00:20:20,384
Oh, just wonderful.
418
00:20:20,384 --> 00:20:23,920
Forty-three is off to a rousing start.
419
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,584
Remember that policewoman I was interested in?
420
00:20:25,584 --> 00:20:26,304
Yeah?
421
00:20:26,304 --> 00:20:30,318
Well, she's dating my father!
422
00:20:30,318 --> 00:20:31,087
Your father?
423
00:20:31,087 --> 00:20:31,910
Mmm-hmm!
424
00:20:31,910 --> 00:20:33,013
Well, never mind that.
425
00:20:33,013 --> 00:20:35,045
I know just what will take your mind off of it.
426
00:20:35,045 --> 00:20:36,632
I've got something really funny in my booth.
427
00:20:36,632 --> 00:20:39,152
I spent the last hour wandering
the streets, trying to take
428
00:20:39,152 --> 00:20:40,937
assessment of my life.
429
00:20:40,937 --> 00:20:41,882
Do you know how long it's been since
430
00:20:41,882 --> 00:20:43,824
I've slept with a woman? Seven months!
431
00:20:43,824 --> 00:20:44,486
Frasier?
432
00:20:44,486 --> 00:20:48,392
All right, nine months!
433
00:20:48,392 --> 00:20:50,421
I really don't think we should
talk about that right now!
434
00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:53,799
Oh sure, fine, you can't spare me
five minutes to talk about
435
00:20:53,799 --> 00:20:56,645
my problems, when every day I drop
what I'm doing to be your
436
00:20:56,645 --> 00:20:57,711
personal Wailing Wall.
437
00:20:57,711 --> 00:20:59,032
"Frasier, he stopped calling me."
438
00:20:59,032 --> 00:21:00,522
"Frasier, he wants his key back."
439
00:21:00,522 --> 00:21:05,133
"Frasier, his girlfriend is having me followed!"
440
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:09,024
I'm sorry.
441
00:21:09,024 --> 00:21:11,835
So nine months, huh?
442
00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:14,745
Nine long, long, months.
443
00:21:14,745 --> 00:21:15,590
Oh...
444
00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:16,535
You know who that woman was?
445
00:21:16,535 --> 00:21:17,252
Who?
446
00:21:17,252 --> 00:21:18,208
Edna, from Accounting.
447
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:20,887
No...
448
00:21:20,887 --> 00:21:23,271
The next day, she dumped me!
449
00:21:23,271 --> 00:21:25,153
I tell you, Roz, I'm starting to
feel nostalgic for that summer
450
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:30,475
in my twenties when I was impotent!
451
00:21:30,475 --> 00:21:31,782
The only comfort I have now is knowing that
452
00:21:31,782 --> 00:21:34,083
my humiliation can't possibly get any worse!
453
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:43,220
SURPRISE!
454
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:51,036
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