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Beauty in the deep.
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The fascinating beauty
of the underwater world,
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where we explore the
mystery of ancient fable...
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the fable of mermaids
who live at Weeki Wachee.
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Why are we here?
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Weeki Wachee was built in 1947
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by former Navy frogman Newton Perry.
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He took the largest
freshwater springs in Florida,
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and he transformed it
into America's finest
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and only magical aquatic mermaid revue.
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I just fell asleep,
so thank you for that.
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Why are we really here?
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I'm in love with a mermaid.
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Of course you are. Just
like the Jamba Juice girl.
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No! No! No! No!
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Hey, it is nothing like that, all right?
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I was not in love with her.
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I was in love with her Razzmatazz.
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Ugh!
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Have you even spoken to this mermaid?
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She's a famous person.
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You can't just go up and start
talking to a famous person.
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Of course it must be intimidating
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talking to a star of this caliber.
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I'm going in.
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Hey, don't leave me alone.
There are kids everywhere.
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Hmm, hmm, hmm.
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Those people make me sick.
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What people?
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Those racists over there
who got up and moved
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as soon as you sat down.
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How do you know they don't
wanna sit next to you?
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Huh? You assumed they
moved because of my race?
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You're the racist.
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I am not racist. I don't see color.
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That is exactly what every racist says.
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Look, everyone has a
little racism in them.
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I know I do.
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You can't be racist! You're Indian.
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Oh, my God.
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That is the most racist thing
anyone has ever said to me
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while trying to tell
me they're not racist.
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Oh, I hope you're
ignorant 'cause, otherwise,
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you're stupid.
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Okay, I should know if I'm prejudice.
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I'm not defending it.
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I'm acknowledging it
so I can work past it.
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I am not racist.
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- ♪ Weeki Wachee is the place to be ♪
- Shh! The show is starting.
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Racist.
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♪ Weeki Wachee is the place to be ♪
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♪ At Weeki Wachee, if you
think you see mermaids ♪
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♪ Weeki Wachee ♪
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♪ Floating in the waters of blue ♪
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♪ Don't rub your eyes in surprise ♪
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♪ That you see mermaids ♪
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♪ Because at Weeki Wachee, you do ♪
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♪ At Weeki Wachee, as
you drift among flowers ♪
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♪ Weeki Wachee ♪
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♪ You will then be dreaming anew ♪
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♪ So let your heart be
a part of happy hours ♪
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♪ For dreams at Weeki Wachee come true ♪
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♪ And you will hear enchanting music ♪
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♪ From a strange enchantress, uh-huh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Just let the music weave it's magic ♪
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♪ As you go... ♪
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Ugh.
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Dude, you already have beaver fever.
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You're gonna get giardia.
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Mm.
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Uh, yeah, all right. Let's go.
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You're not going anywhere.
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In fact, you're going
to the top of that lagoon
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and asking that mermaid out.
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Absolutely
not. She's too beautiful.
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What if she shoots me down?
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Can't be any more embarrassing
than French-kissing a fish tank.
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Ooh! There's your chance.
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No.
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People are... watching.
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Hey, America!
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Can I have your attention, please?!
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See? No one. Go.
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Go. No one cares about you.
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Hi! I'm Allan! I like your show.
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I really love watching you.
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Wow.
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That sounds like the first
line of a self-defense film.
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Idiot!
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Hi.
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I'm Amatheia.
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Uh, Allan.
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Amatheia, uh... is
that your mermaid name?
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No, it's my only name.
We're not strippers.
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Oh, of course.
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Um...
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Do you think that, uh,
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maybe sometime I could
take you out on a date?
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No.
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Don't take it so hard.
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You'll find some other tail out there.
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I promise.
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Well, yours is the only tail I want.
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Wow. You really said
that out loud, didn't you?
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Allan, just trust me, I'm
definitely not your type.
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Why not?
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You seem like a really nice guy.
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Can you keep a secret?
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Of course.
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I'm a mermaid.
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Yeah, I know. I think it's really cute.
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No. No, I mean, like,
I'm a real mermaid.
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Right...
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I'm serious! You know what?
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I'm already regretting telling you.
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- I shouldn't have told you.
- No! I...
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Do you see this?
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That's a tail.
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Just... Ow! Ow!
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Now I'm bleeding.
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Holy crap.
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You're really a mermaid.
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Promise you won't tell anyone?
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Your secret is safe with me.
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She's a real mermaid.
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What?
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An actual, real-life mermaid.
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Did she say "yes"
when you asked her out?
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Are you listening to me?
She is half human, half fish!
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So?
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So?!
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I'm not going out with a mermaid.
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Oh, is that because you're a racist?
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I am not a racist.
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Okay, fine. Prove it.
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Fine.
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You told him, didn't you?
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Namaste.
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Seriously?
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Okay, yeah, but only
because he's really cool
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and he... he won't
say anything, I swear.
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Allan...
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You guys can really
mess things up for me.
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I don't want to be treated
like some kind of freak.
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That's why I work
here, 'cause I blend in.
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Allan didn't mean any harm.
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I mean, he has a stupid
face, but he's a good guy.
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And I... I won't tell anyone.
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- You promise?
- Yes.
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So... what do you say?
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I mean, I have no problem
with you being a mermaid
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'cause I am not a racist.
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Questionable.
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So, you want to go out?
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- Okay, sure.
- Really?
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Yeah. Why not?
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Oh, he is so excited.
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You may see your wife now.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Can I get a look at him?
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He's half yours.
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Oh, my boy.
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My beautiful baby boy.
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Aah!
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You do believe in mermaids, don't you?
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You bet we
believe in mermaids.
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What if she has crabs?
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You're just jealous.
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You can still back out of this, okay?
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Just admit to me that
you're like everyone else
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and you're a little racist.
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I am not racist...
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not at all, okay?
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I don't see color or... or species,
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and it's gonna be great.
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Do you think she has a vagina?
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Ooh.
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That's a question.
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It's probably like what fish have.
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Fish have vagina butts.
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Yeah, it's all one big
hole, but you don't see it,
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because it's in these
flaps in their scales.
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It's called a cloaca.
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Ugh.
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Yeah! That sounds s... so hot.
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Cloaca sex.
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Mermaids get appetites, too.
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This is probably one of
the most difficult feats
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of all the unique
features at Weeki Wachee,
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actually eating underwater.
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Drinking underwater, too? Of course.
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But you have to be real thirsty.
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How was it?
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- Do you like oysters?
- Yeah. I love 'em.
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Oh, besides, I can myself a new top.
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Well, I think you're
gonna need bigger shells.
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Hey, just so you know,
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I am totally cool with you being a...
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mermaid.
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Yeah, I can tell.
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You seem totally cool about it.
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Uh, so, where were you born?
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Mm.
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Near Atlantis.
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The mythical underwater city?
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No, the casino in the Bahamas.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Hey.
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My tail's starting to dry up,
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and it's so itchy right now.
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Could you pour a little water on it?
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Um... i... is sparkling okay?
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Yeah, that'd be nice.
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Thanks. Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Oh, that feels so good.
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Right there.
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Oh! Yes.
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Yes!
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Oh, my God! I'm so wet!
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Oh! Thank you!
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Oh! Oh!
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Ahh! Ahh!!
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Ohh. Thank you.
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Ohh. Thank you.
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The oysters are really good.
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So, let me ask you,
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what's the biggest
misconception about Mermaids?
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Ugh! That we all want human legs.
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And I blame that bitch Ariel.
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Do you know how much
time I save every day
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because I don't have to shave my legs?
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I don't want to change
anything about myself, you know?
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I love who I am.
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- Let's dance.
- No.
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Why not?
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Because I... I can't dance.
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You know what?
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Like, I got the full collision
on this baby when I rented it.
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I want to see what she can do.
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They're all looking at me.
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Yeah, 'cause you're the
most beautiful woman in here.
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♪ Just you ♪
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♪ Just me ♪
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♪ Let's find a cozy spot ♪
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♪ To cuddle and woo ♪
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♪ Just us ♪
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♪ Just we ♪
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♪ I've missed an awful lot ♪
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♪ My trouble is you ♪
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♪ Oh, gee ♪
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♪ What are your charms for? ♪
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♪ What are my arms for? ♪
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♪ Use your imagination ♪
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♪ Just you ♪
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♪ Just me ♪
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♪ I'll tie a lover's knot ♪
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♪ Tie a lover's knot ♪
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♪ I'll tie a lover's knot ♪
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♪ Around wonderful you ♪
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What's the big deal?
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You guys never seen a mermaid before?
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Sir, your card was declined.
267
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,122
Ha!
268
00:12:59,831 --> 00:13:01,533
I have a confession to make.
269
00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:03,235
I tried to back out of this date.
270
00:13:03,268 --> 00:13:04,370
Why?
271
00:13:04,403 --> 00:13:06,471
Well, when I found out
you were a mermaid, I...
272
00:13:06,505 --> 00:13:08,707
I don't know. I was an idiot.
273
00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:11,210
Well, then why did you ask me out?
274
00:13:11,243 --> 00:13:13,079
My friend Ravi said I was racist,
275
00:13:13,111 --> 00:13:14,546
and I wanted to prove him wrong,
276
00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:17,216
but I guess I am kind of a racist.
277
00:13:17,249 --> 00:13:19,085
I'm working on it.
278
00:13:19,118 --> 00:13:23,155
Hey...
279
00:13:23,187 --> 00:13:25,490
I have a confession to make, too.
280
00:13:25,524 --> 00:13:27,592
Fire away.
281
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:32,163
There's one thing that makes
me wish that I had legs.
282
00:13:32,197 --> 00:13:35,533
It's... It's something
I've never done before.
283
00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:36,869
What is it?
284
00:13:38,636 --> 00:13:42,607
I want to swing.
285
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:46,111
Yeah, I could be into
a polyamorous lifestyle
286
00:13:46,144 --> 00:13:47,513
if that's what you wanted.
287
00:13:47,546 --> 00:13:50,216
That's freaky.
288
00:13:50,249 --> 00:13:52,418
I... I was talking about those swings.
289
00:13:53,952 --> 00:13:56,121
Oh!
290
00:13:56,154 --> 00:13:57,622
Yes, of course. I...
291
00:13:57,655 --> 00:13:59,290
Yeah, those swings.
292
00:13:59,323 --> 00:14:00,425
You know, like kids?
293
00:14:00,426 --> 00:14:01,526
Yeah! Yeah!
294
00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:03,962
Ah, your wish is my command.
295
00:14:03,995 --> 00:14:06,531
Oh, good!
296
00:14:06,564 --> 00:14:08,633
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
297
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:11,370
Whee!
298
00:14:11,403 --> 00:14:13,639
Wow!
299
00:14:15,841 --> 00:14:17,076
Whee!
300
00:14:17,109 --> 00:14:19,745
Ah! I love this!
301
00:14:19,778 --> 00:14:21,813
Now, come on, tell me the truth.
302
00:14:21,846 --> 00:14:24,149
Are you really into multi-partners?
303
00:14:24,182 --> 00:14:26,152
'Cause you seem kind of square.
304
00:14:26,184 --> 00:14:29,220
Yeah, totally!
305
00:14:29,254 --> 00:14:30,923
Okay, fine.
306
00:14:30,956 --> 00:14:32,825
I mean, I'd be lucky to
even have a girlfriend.
307
00:14:32,857 --> 00:14:34,993
I'm actually kind of a nerd.
308
00:14:35,027 --> 00:14:36,729
Aww, you're a sweet nerd.
309
00:14:36,761 --> 00:14:37,796
Aww! Thanks.
310
00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:39,831
Now push me higher.
311
00:14:39,865 --> 00:14:42,000
Higher!
312
00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:44,602
Higher!
313
00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:45,837
Higher!
314
00:14:57,148 --> 00:14:59,784
You have the most beautiful eyes.
315
00:14:59,818 --> 00:15:01,888
You're a cute Cub Scout.
316
00:15:01,921 --> 00:15:04,323
You want to earn your merit badge?
317
00:15:04,355 --> 00:15:05,690
That's moving a little fast.
318
00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:07,902
I thought we could talk, get
to know each other a little bit.
319
00:15:07,926 --> 00:15:09,896
No, cut the chitchat,
320
00:15:09,929 --> 00:15:11,230
and get in my cloaca.
321
00:15:11,262 --> 00:15:12,565
- Oh!
- Oh!
322
00:15:12,598 --> 00:15:14,666
Higher! Yes!
323
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:16,636
Right there. Higher. Higher!
324
00:15:16,669 --> 00:15:18,905
Higher! Good one. Oh!
325
00:15:18,937 --> 00:15:21,573
Oh! Oh! Oh, yes!
326
00:15:21,607 --> 00:15:23,910
Higher! Higher! Oh!
327
00:15:29,781 --> 00:15:31,816
Hey. Are you all right?
328
00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:32,951
Are you okay?
329
00:15:32,952 --> 00:15:34,052
Hmm?
330
00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:39,425
Yeah, man. That's my face.
331
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:42,194
You're not dreaming.
332
00:15:42,227 --> 00:15:43,329
Oh. God.
333
00:15:43,362 --> 00:15:44,530
I'm sorry.
334
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:54,839
Look at the stars.
Aren't they beautiful?
335
00:15:57,642 --> 00:16:00,278
Oh, I'm so sorry. It's Ravi.
Do you mind if I take this?
336
00:16:00,311 --> 00:16:02,948
Sure.
337
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,430
Hey, man. What's up?
338
00:16:04,462 --> 00:16:07,198
Hey, I'm calling so you
have an excuse to leave.
339
00:16:07,231 --> 00:16:10,101
Oh, no, I don't need one. She's great.
340
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,638
Okay, you win. You're
not a racist, okay?
341
00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:15,206
Now blow her off, and
come hang out with me.
342
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,209
Okay, look, I know...
343
00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:18,486
I kind of originally went out with her
344
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:21,146
just to prove you wrong, but
it is not like that anymore.
345
00:16:21,179 --> 00:16:23,615
She is awesome. I really like her.
346
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,125
Okay, but I'm not gonna
be the one to pick up
347
00:16:25,149 --> 00:16:27,153
the broken pieces of
your broken heart, okay?
348
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,255
Not again. Unh-unh.
349
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,157
I'm not doing it.
350
00:16:31,189 --> 00:16:33,659
I think we might hook up.
351
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,695
Ooh, maybe don't say the word "hook."
352
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,266
- Everything okay?
- Oh, yeah.
353
00:16:40,298 --> 00:16:41,341
He forgot where his pants were.
354
00:16:41,365 --> 00:16:45,104
I told him to look
down. He's all set now.
355
00:16:45,136 --> 00:16:48,673
I had such a great time
tonight. I really like you.
356
00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:50,275
I like you, too,
357
00:16:50,308 --> 00:16:51,852
but there's something I should tell you.
358
00:16:51,876 --> 00:16:53,245
Oh, yeah? What's that?
359
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:55,514
Hello, whore! Yoo-hoo!
360
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:57,149
- Ignore that.
- Who is that?
361
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,517
Yoo-hoo.
362
00:16:58,549 --> 00:16:59,617
That's my ex.
363
00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:01,519
Don't you ignore me,
364
00:17:01,552 --> 00:17:03,922
you filthy sea hag.
365
00:17:03,955 --> 00:17:05,190
You dated Neptune?
366
00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:08,793
Yeah, well, he has a really big trident.
367
00:17:08,827 --> 00:17:10,162
Yeah, I can see it from here.
368
00:17:10,194 --> 00:17:11,864
He's so possessive.
369
00:17:11,896 --> 00:17:13,698
He's always like, "I'm
the king of the sea."
370
00:17:13,731 --> 00:17:16,268
Blah, blah, blah. Such a narcissist.
371
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,937
Oh, oh, hello!
You know I can hear you?
372
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,673
Oh, yeah, and he has
really good hearing, too.
373
00:17:21,706 --> 00:17:23,808
Amatheia, baby, I love you.
374
00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:25,811
What do you see in that puny biped?
375
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:27,645
Well, he's twice the man that you are!
376
00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,481
- Oh, yeah, whore?
- Hey!
377
00:17:29,513 --> 00:17:30,531
You watch your mouth!
378
00:17:30,532 --> 00:17:31,549
Don't engage him.
379
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,853
What are you gonna do about it, punk?
380
00:17:33,885 --> 00:17:35,186
How about I come over there
381
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,056
and knock ya lights out, fish stick?!
382
00:17:37,088 --> 00:17:39,290
Anytime you want. The water's fine.
383
00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:40,802
All right, let's just ignore
him and get out of here...
384
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,662
- 'cause that's what he does! Let's go.
- No. No.
385
00:17:43,694 --> 00:17:45,731
Nobody talks to you that way.
386
00:17:45,763 --> 00:17:49,000
Aw, I'm in trouble now.
387
00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:50,368
Come on.
388
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,575
You feelin' froggy?
389
00:17:56,607 --> 00:17:57,909
Take the leap.
390
00:18:45,289 --> 00:18:48,426
No one's ever defended my honor before.
391
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,596
You're worth it, baby.
392
00:18:58,684 --> 00:19:00,386
It's been
a long exciting day,
393
00:19:00,418 --> 00:19:04,456
so it's back into the shell
for a little mermaid nap.
394
00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:16,668
So, can I get in with you?
395
00:19:16,702 --> 00:19:21,674
Oh, I had a wonderful
time tonight, but no.
396
00:19:21,706 --> 00:19:23,376
Oh, um, okay.
397
00:19:23,408 --> 00:19:24,843
When can I see you again?
398
00:19:24,877 --> 00:19:28,813
Allan, you are really sweet, but...
399
00:19:28,847 --> 00:19:30,683
I don't date white guys.
400
00:19:30,715 --> 00:19:31,917
What?
401
00:19:31,951 --> 00:19:33,986
I tried tonight. I really did.
402
00:19:34,019 --> 00:19:36,989
But it's just not my thing.
403
00:19:37,022 --> 00:19:38,758
Oh, my God.
404
00:19:38,791 --> 00:19:40,592
You're a racist.
405
00:19:40,626 --> 00:19:42,161
Yeah.
406
00:19:42,194 --> 00:19:44,664
I guess so.
407
00:19:44,696 --> 00:19:49,868
♪ Weeki Wachee is the place to be ♪
408
00:19:49,901 --> 00:19:53,371
♪ Weeki Wachee is the place to be ♪
409
00:19:53,405 --> 00:19:56,208
Hey. Why so blue?
410
00:19:56,241 --> 00:19:57,343
That's very funny.
411
00:19:57,376 --> 00:19:58,743
I've never heard that one before.
412
00:19:58,776 --> 00:20:00,762
♪ Floating in the waters of blue ♪
413
00:20:00,763 --> 00:20:02,747
Ugh. Mermaids.
414
00:20:02,781 --> 00:20:04,684
Trust me, you're better off.
415
00:20:04,716 --> 00:20:06,418
Mermaids...
416
00:20:06,452 --> 00:20:09,522
And I know 'cause I have had 'em all...
417
00:20:09,554 --> 00:20:12,358
manatees, sea hags.
418
00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:15,093
You ever get head from a squid?
419
00:20:18,496 --> 00:20:22,734
You just got to watch out for the beaks.
420
00:20:22,768 --> 00:20:24,070
Look, I'm really sorry
421
00:20:24,102 --> 00:20:25,870
about stabbing you with that marlin.
422
00:20:25,904 --> 00:20:27,607
Aw, don't worry about it.
423
00:20:27,639 --> 00:20:29,742
I can be kind of an asshole.
424
00:20:29,774 --> 00:20:33,713
Hey, listen, I know
a good wood nymph bar
425
00:20:33,745 --> 00:20:35,246
right down the street.
426
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,415
You in?
427
00:20:36,447 --> 00:20:37,749
Do you think they'd like me?
428
00:20:37,782 --> 00:20:40,919
They're wood nymphs,
bro! They're freaks!
429
00:20:40,953 --> 00:20:42,320
They live everybody!
430
00:20:42,353 --> 00:20:44,723
- Yeah, wood nymphs!
- Yeah!
431
00:20:44,756 --> 00:20:46,458
♪ Weeki Wachee ♪
432
00:20:46,492 --> 00:20:49,328
♪ Weeki Wachee is the place to be ♪
433
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,129
♪ Why don't you go? ♪
434
00:20:51,163 --> 00:20:52,598
♪ Weeki Wachee ♪
435
00:20:57,035 --> 00:20:59,804
- Oh, boy.
- Mark.
436
00:20:59,838 --> 00:21:01,773
I'm not going out with a mermaid!
437
00:21:01,807 --> 00:21:03,342
Is that because you're a racist?
438
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:04,944
All right. We got to go again!
439
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:10,612
It's a mermaid
tale about casual racism.
440
00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:11,822
I don't think that's been done before.
441
00:21:11,846 --> 00:21:14,783
No, and I know people
are going, "Boring!
442
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:16,818
Not another racist mermaid show."
443
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,858
Weeki Wachee has been open since 1947.
444
00:21:21,891 --> 00:21:25,428
We had actual Weeki Wachee
mermaids in the episode.
445
00:21:25,460 --> 00:21:28,864
You were the first
non-Weeki Wachee person
446
00:21:28,898 --> 00:21:30,800
to ever swim in that big pond there.
447
00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:32,543
- Oh, I didn't know that. That's cool.
- Yeah. Yeah.
448
00:21:32,567 --> 00:21:34,102
Yeah, 'cause we probably, technically,
449
00:21:34,135 --> 00:21:36,471
weren't supposed to
do that but... but...
450
00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:38,507
So, can I get in with you?
451
00:21:38,541 --> 00:21:40,643
You're so sweet, but...
452
00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:42,477
I don't really like white guys.
453
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:43,678
What the...
454
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,815
- Cut that.
- Nailed it.
455
00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:51,354
You did a lot of your own stunts.
456
00:21:51,387 --> 00:21:54,991
It was freezing cold, and
you jumped in the water,
457
00:21:55,024 --> 00:21:58,828
and you got beat up by Neptune.
458
00:21:58,861 --> 00:21:59,971
The underwater fight scene was fun.
459
00:21:59,995 --> 00:22:01,063
- We had to...
- Yeah.
460
00:22:01,095 --> 00:22:03,498
drilled some flip-flops into some boards
461
00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:06,002
and weighted down the actors.
462
00:22:06,035 --> 00:22:07,503
They would swim to the bottom
463
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:10,573
and they would put their
feet so they wouldn't move,
464
00:22:10,605 --> 00:22:14,075
and then they would take a
couple hits off the oxygen.
465
00:22:14,109 --> 00:22:17,313
I play the handsome love interest.
466
00:22:17,345 --> 00:22:18,757
How did you prep for the role?
467
00:22:18,781 --> 00:22:21,384
Uh, I ate a lot of carbs,
468
00:22:21,417 --> 00:22:24,420
and I thought about fish.
469
00:22:24,452 --> 00:22:27,222
Where we were
filming, there was signs warning
470
00:22:27,256 --> 00:22:28,925
- that there's alligators.
- Right.
471
00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:30,410
So I...
472
00:22:30,411 --> 00:22:31,861
And water moccasins.
473
00:22:31,893 --> 00:22:33,828
And I had them take the signs down.
474
00:22:33,862 --> 00:22:36,431
You had them removed
475
00:22:36,465 --> 00:22:40,770
as not to frighten me or the alligators.
476
00:22:40,803 --> 00:22:42,705
There's just almost 100% chance
477
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,273
I would not have gotten into the water
478
00:22:44,305 --> 00:22:46,542
had I known that I could've
been killed by an alligator.
479
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,343
I just thought, as an actor,
480
00:22:48,377 --> 00:22:50,613
you would be thinking about that.
481
00:22:50,646 --> 00:22:52,448
You don't want to worry me unnecessarily
482
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,249
or give me the option of saying,
483
00:22:54,283 --> 00:22:55,885
"Hey, how 'bout I don't go in."
484
00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:57,019
- No.
- No!
485
00:22:57,052 --> 00:22:58,286
Certainly not.
486
00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,597
Would you have gotten in the water
487
00:22:59,621 --> 00:23:01,556
if you had known there was alligators.
488
00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:03,259
Yeah, probably.
489
00:23:03,292 --> 00:23:05,194
I mean, I did have a trident.
490
00:23:05,227 --> 00:23:07,462
- Come on.
- For like a 10-second shot,
491
00:23:07,496 --> 00:23:08,607
you were willing to risk the lives
492
00:23:08,631 --> 00:23:10,632
of all your actors and crew.
493
00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:12,400
Oh, you should say friends.
494
00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:14,569
The alligators would've been minor
495
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:18,106
compared to them ripping
the hair from my chest.
496
00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:19,475
The closer you are to me,
497
00:23:19,507 --> 00:23:21,242
the more I torture you in an episode.
498
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:23,545
Then I feel like we are
related at this point.
499
00:23:23,579 --> 00:23:26,649
We are definitely bonding
and becoming close.
500
00:23:26,681 --> 00:23:28,083
Bridget, who I'm close to,
501
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:31,453
she had to wear that
70-pound mermaid tail.
502
00:23:31,487 --> 00:23:32,896
He just bound my feet together
503
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:36,092
in a tail that could've sunk me.
504
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,160
You look relaxed and calm. Were you?
505
00:23:38,192 --> 00:23:41,429
Uh, yeah. Sort of.
506
00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:44,432
- Yeah?
- I was really trying to just dazzle the DP,
507
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,510
who happens to be really handsome.
508
00:23:45,534 --> 00:23:46,819
I'm Amatheia.
509
00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:48,103
Hi, Bradley.
510
00:23:48,137 --> 00:23:50,339
I'm the one that got
Bradley to take off his shirt
511
00:23:50,371 --> 00:23:51,641
and get in the water.
512
00:23:51,673 --> 00:23:54,075
Those are the moments when you are like,
513
00:23:54,109 --> 00:23:55,286
"What am I doing with my life?"
514
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,122
You're like, "This is what
I'm doing with my life."
515
00:23:58,380 --> 00:24:00,181
Aaah!
516
00:24:00,215 --> 00:24:01,792
Do you think this is
one of the pools where,
517
00:24:01,816 --> 00:24:03,952
when you pee, the color
of the water changes?
518
00:24:03,986 --> 00:24:06,155
Did you stop peeing?
519
00:24:06,188 --> 00:24:08,290
You m... Just now?
520
00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:10,292
You're so complimentary to your actors.
521
00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:11,760
You tell everyone how good they are
522
00:24:11,794 --> 00:24:13,295
and when they're doing a great job,
523
00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:14,806
and I feel bad because no one on the set
524
00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:16,799
tells you how well you're doing.
525
00:24:16,832 --> 00:24:19,635
- Aw, no, they...
- And I think that there's a reason for that.
526
00:24:22,676 --> 00:24:27,676
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