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Ahh.
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Hello.
You've reached the Davis residence.
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We've moved to Los Angeles.
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If you want to buy our house,
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please call my mom, Muriel,
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care of the Alamo Motel.
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Or just leave a message.
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Hey, house.
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I just thought I'd call and say hi.
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Mourning doves,
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I know you're eavesdropping,
so I'll say hi to you, too.
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Remember, don't eat Horace.
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I know he's just a slug,
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but he's a pretty good guy.
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Sailor rubber ducky,
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sorry you fell out of the box.
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I'll come back to get you soon.
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I like it here.
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But the truth is,
when I first got to the Alamo,
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I wasn't so sure.
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Neither was mom.
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When she took the job at the motel,
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I don't think she knew
how hard it would be.
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And I guess I didn't know
how strange it would be.
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There is this girl, Calamine Jones,
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she wears a sailor suit.
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And she hated me, but I didn't know why.
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Then there's this
business man kind of guy.
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His name is Mr. Cavendish.
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He likes playing this weird game.
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It's just weird.
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I often dream of otters.
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I'm sorry. I really don't have time
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for the game right now, Mr. Cavendish
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I often dream of otters.
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I often dream of otters!
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I often dream of otters!
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You win again, Mr. Cavendish.
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And then there's this kid Lance,
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who, I gotta say,
was a bit of a creepster.
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Oh. Hey, Lance. You're up early.
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Yes. Mother and I are going
to donate to the saliva bank.
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Is that like a blood bank?
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Yeah, but for saliva.
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Good morning.
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Come on, Lance,
we want to beat the lines.
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They pay $10 a quart.
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Lancelot Arthur Kincaid.
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I wasn't sure how I fit in here,
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or even if I wanted to.
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Then the other day, I heard this song.
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Welcome to the Alamo,
L.A.'s best kept secret.
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We have an ostrich?
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I'm gonna have to put you on hold
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for just one tiny second.
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Someone left him
in the middle of the night.
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People see a movie about
some super cool animal,
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and they decide they gotta get one.
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Then they say, "Hey,
it's not super cool at all.
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"It's a nasty, freaky, fuzzy land bird."
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And then they say, "Hey, let's just
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"drop this thing off at the Alamo,
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"and that crazy stray animal
lady will take care of it."
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Not this time.
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This monster's going to
an animal shelter
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where it belongs.
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Just don't name it, Mom.
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Whenever you name them,
you never get rid of them.
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Right, Frank?
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Don't worry.
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So, what's up with you today?
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Well, I just saw this girl
drive by on a birthday float.
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She was wearing this crown,
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and she was sitting on a purple throne.
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And then she saw me.
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And waved. It was like...
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And then I was like...
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And... and then she threw taffy at me.
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Okay.
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Yeah, so I was wondering if I could,
you know,
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head off to go look around for her.
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Nice try.
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But you're always saying how I
need to make new friends here.
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Well, what's wrong with Lance?
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He's selling his own spit.
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That Calamine Jones
seems sort of interesting.
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She doesn't talk.
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I'm pretty sure she hates my guts.
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Well, I can't just let you
wander off into the city.
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And I'm too busy to drive you myself.
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Nice ostrich.
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Maybe Candy can drive me.
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Who?
I met this girl.
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He waved at a girl.
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She waved at me first.
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Let me see her wave.
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Your wave.
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Yeah. Yeah, I can drive him, Miss Davis.
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It's fine. I gotta go out, anyways.
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This looks very important.
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Please, Mom?
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I gotta find her.
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All right, on two conditions.
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I get to check in
with you any time I want.
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Done. What's the second thing?
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"Attention, Los Angeles.
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"This is a special announcement.
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"If you recently saw the hit movie
'The Awesome Ostrich,'
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"please,
do not go out and buy an ostrich.
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"They're not super cool,
they're not house pets..."
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This is an ostrich, people.
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They do not mess around.
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I'm gonna tell you a little story.
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I once saw an ostrich
take on a grizzly bear
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in a cage match throw down.
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And guess who won.
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Anybody?
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Not the bear!
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Not... the bear.
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You're welcome, city of Los Angeles.
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Please, please, please,
please drive safely,
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and have yourself a snazzy,
ostrich free day.
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I didn't really know Candy,
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and I didn't know why
she wanted to help me.
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All I knew was we were on our way.
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Nope. Ahh, uh... Too happy.
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Too sad.
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God, total garbage.
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Don't worry, we'll find it.
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We're looking for la cancion suprema.
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The supreme song.
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I don't think we had
one of those in Idaho.
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Idaho.
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How'd you wind up here?
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Well, when my grandfather died,
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he left the Alamo to us.
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My mom thought coming out here
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would give us both
a chance to start over.
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Well, you cannot start over without
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la cancion sup-rrrr-ema.
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It's a state law.
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Hey. You like oranges?
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Hector, my man.
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Hi.
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So, have you seen a girl
drive by on a float?
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He's from Idaho, so...
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So, why does your mom take in
all these weird animals?
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She sees a stray animal,
she just has to take it in.
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It's a little weird.
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But the good thing is, she took me in.
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Kind of like with that ostrich.
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Somebody had something
that they didn't want,
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so they left it at our house.
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My mom opened up this box,
and there was a baby inside.
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Me.
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What? No.
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She named me Mayo,
which is short for mayonnaise,
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'cause the box she found me in
was a mayonnaise box.
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Mm-hm. You're a liar.
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I never lie.
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It's mom.
You want to ask her if it's true?
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You were found in a box?
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No. Come on, seriously. Last chance.
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Okay.
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Hey, Mom.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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No, no birthday girl yet.
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How's it goin' with the ostrich?
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I think it wants to eat me.
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Keep away from me, you monster.
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Whatever you do,
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don't name it.
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I'm not gonna name it.
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Come on, birthday girl. Where are you?
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These songs stink.
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How do you know when you've found it,
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la cancion suprema?
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It's weird,
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but your stomach starts to hurt.
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Then... you get goosebumps.
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Then a feeling of hope,
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despite life's funny way
of crushing your soul.
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That's her!
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Turn around, turn around!
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Okay. We'll catch 'em on Alameda.
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Okay, come on.
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Why doesn't she like me?
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She's just being Calamine Jones.
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That's her! Over here.
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I'll tell ya, house.
Could have been perfect.
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Then I got ambushed by a rubber ducky.
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Whoa.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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Where is she?
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She's over...
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No, she...
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Dude, you had her.
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I know.
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I've just never seen a rubber
ducky like that before, okay?
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It's just so snazzy.
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What, so you're into
rubber duckies or something?
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No. Definitely not.
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I mean, maybe when I was a kid, but...
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I have a huge collection
of rubber duckies
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that I keep in a display case.
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I like to give them names and...
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sometimes I take baths with them.
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I know. Okay?
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Let's just go home.
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No. No, no, no. Come on.
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She's out there somewhere.
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Nobody said making friends was easy.
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How would you know?
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I mean, you're just so not me.
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When I was a kid,
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I moved four times in five years.
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I think I know what lonely is like.
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Sometimes I call my old
house and talk to it.
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For three years... my best friend was
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a stuffed turtle named Brainino.
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That's pretty weird.
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Oh, yeah? Well, at least I don't
take baths with rubber duckies.
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Weirdo.
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Pull over.
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There!
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The birthday girl.
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I'm a little scared.
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That's okay.
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Sometimes,
when my brain is telling me to flee,
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I do this thing
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where I trick it by fleeing,
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but fleeing in the direction of
the thing that I'm scared of.
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Got it?
No.
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Flee!
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Flee!
Okay, oh... Good luck!
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Don't talk about rubber duckies!
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Or taking baths with them.
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Hey, how's it goin'?
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Well done, very nice.
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Strong effort.
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Oh, hi. I'm Mayo. Mayo Davis.
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How's it goin'? I like your dresses.
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Do you know this guy?
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Um, I'm the guy that you waved
at on the float this morning.
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Near the Alamo Motel.
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I'm really sorry.
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I waved at a lot of people this morning.
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But y-you looked right at me.
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I looked back. There was waving.
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Maybe this will help.
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Sorry.
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This doesn't look good.
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I could go over there and help him out.
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I have that option.
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But part of growing up is
figuring things out on your own.
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You'll learn that.
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I'm a banana.
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So, what'd you wish for?
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If I tell you, it won't come true.
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She wished that you would leave.
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Oops.
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Now it won't come true.
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No, it probably will.
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I say it definitely will.
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So I'm gonna get goin'.
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Nope? All right.
268
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,035
Sorry, anyway.
269
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,246
No way.
270
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,250
You got this at the pinata store, right?
271
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:21,504
It's so snazzy, right?
272
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,174
Does that mean you're
a fan of rubber duckies?
273
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:28,678
She's more a fan of
smashing rubber duckies.
274
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,265
What are you doing?
275
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,809
It's a pinata.
276
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,854
You beat it with a stick
until the candy comes out.
277
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,316
I... I know how it works.
278
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,277
Then give it a try.
279
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,946
It's okay. I'll go.
280
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:49,491
He's good.
281
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,910
Hit the duck with the stick.
282
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,039
You know, I was just thinking.
283
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,624
It's kind of weird, isn't it,
284
00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:00,627
celebrating someone's birth
by obliterating a duck?
285
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,296
Sorry, I'll shut up now.
286
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:09,427
I just want you to know that
I'm totally pro pinata,
287
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,680
and pro birthday all the way.
288
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,683
It's just, well, I like rubber duckies.
289
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,309
Just a little.
290
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:20,730
Well, a lot and sometimes
I take baths with them.
291
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,151
Yeah, so here's my proposal.
292
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:28,697
What if we could find a way
to bring together
293
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,241
pinatas, birthdays, and rubber duckies
294
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:35,036
all together in a way that
felt a little more magical?
295
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:42,460
Hit the duck with the stick.
296
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,381
Ready?
297
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:49,551
One... two...
298
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,305
Flee! I'm... I'm so sorry.
299
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,850
Come back!
300
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:57,851
Come on!
301
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,566
It's gonna be okay.
302
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,484
He's a banana.
303
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:08,820
We all are.
304
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,507
Oh... Hi. Hey, uh, Lance, Miss Kincaid.
305
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,092
Um, how's it goin'?
306
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:35,346
So I decided to make a donation, too.
Um...
307
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,183
It... It's in my mouth.
308
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,395
Give us the duck!
309
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,314
They'll never take us alive!
310
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,487
Mr. Cavendish. Help!
311
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:51,863
Mr. Cavendish help!
312
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,865
No, no, no, this isn't a game.
313
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:54,866
This isn't a game!
314
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:00,955
Hey, Mom, everything's great.
315
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:01,998
I gotta go. Love you. Bye.
316
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,583
Did you find that girl?
317
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,794
I...
I did, but there was a little mix up,
318
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,003
and now she's looking for me.
319
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,056
Hey, new friend. I love you. Gotta go.
320
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,307
Don't name the ostrich.
321
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:20,517
I'm not gonna name it.
322
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:22,060
Candy, where are you?
323
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,357
Oh, that's a yummy lunch.
324
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,108
Anybody see a kid
325
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:32,111
running with a rubber ducky pinata,
326
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,781
he wears glasses, comes from Idaho?
327
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:35,782
Anybody?
328
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:39,327
Where are you, Mayonnaise?
329
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,832
I'm gonna need some back up.
330
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,583
I am gonna need...
331
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,962
some serious back up.
332
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:52,382
I am losing it, Brainino,
I am losing it.
333
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,178
My stomach hurts.
334
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:00,932
Goosebumps.
335
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:07,355
A feeling of hope despite life's
funny way of crushing your soul.
336
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:08,815
Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
337
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,484
we can't lose it. Not now.
338
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:14,445
Come on, song, I need you!
339
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,995
Oh, my cancion suprema!
340
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:24,163
Oh, okay.
341
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,374
Ooh, bumps. We're good. We're good.
342
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:27,458
Sorry. Okay.
343
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,024
Just give us the duck.
344
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:56,529
It's my birthday.
I'll take care of this.
345
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:57,906
The duck, please.
346
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:07,790
You don't have to smash it
just because they want you to.
347
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,084
I know. Come on!
348
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:15,214
Come on!
They're getting away, they're getting away!
349
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,074
My stomach hurts.
350
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,660
My stomach hurts.
351
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,248
Goosebumps.
352
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:57,256
A feeling of hope despite life's
funny way of crushing your soul.
353
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,342
I'll explain later. Come on!
354
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:02,387
Make it up as we go along
355
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,889
And if we write our own story
356
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,016
We'll never be boring
357
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:11,729
And we can get it on
358
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,940
It's hard to explain
359
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:16,150
What's goin' on inside my brain
360
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,277
It's like a puppy parade
361
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:20,446
Rain down confetti on my day
362
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,281
On count of one, two, three
363
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,367
Triple duck day, move your feet
364
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,202
Tell me what you thought
365
00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:29,163
In a secret language we'll make up
366
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:33,626
So what if we're the underdogs
367
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:36,963
We'll make it up as we go along
368
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:39,298
And if we write our own story
369
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:41,342
We'll never be boring
370
00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:45,680
And we can get it on
371
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:50,393
So what if we're the underdogs
372
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,395
We'll make it up as we go along
373
00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:56,566
La cancion suprema!
374
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,575
Hey. It's okay.
375
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:27,055
Well, hello.
376
00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:30,600
Mom, this is the birthday girl.
377
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:33,478
Hi.
Oh, well, welcome to the Alamo.
378
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,188
What happened with the ostrich?
379
00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:36,689
I didn't name him,
380
00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:39,233
so I thought, this time,
I'm really gonna do it.
381
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:42,320
but then I put him in
this little outfit.
382
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,613
I mean, look at him.
383
00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:44,739
So dashing.
384
00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:49,035
So that's pretty much
the whole story, house.
385
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:51,788
The birthday girl
wanted to tell me her name,
386
00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:54,874
but I asked her if I could keep
calling her the birthday girl,
387
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,250
and she said okay.
388
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:59,003
Souvlaki, gamora, angina, huzzah.
389
00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:00,588
Those are the words she invented
390
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,590
that you say right before you let it go.
391
00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:04,008
Get ready!
392
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,360
Hey, happy birthday.
393
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,320
Hey. Thanks.
394
00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:38,126
So, house, if you're
wondering about my new life here,
395
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,419
I'd have to say it's pretty snazzy.
396
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,964
Sure, I almost got clobbered
trying to save this duck,
397
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,091
but I learned that when
your brain is saying,
398
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:48,427
"Hey, buddy,
are you sure you want to do this?"
399
00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:53,057
That's when you gotta say, "Brain,
it's time for me to make a stand."
400
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,892
Bye for now, house.
401
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,478
I miss you guys,
and I hope you miss me, too.
402
00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:13,619
So what if we're the underdogs
403
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:16,873
We make it up as we go along
404
00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:19,375
And if we write our own story
405
00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:21,294
We'll never be boring
406
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:25,673
And we can get it on
407
00:24:25,715 --> 00:24:30,428
So what if we're the underdogs
408
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:33,639
We make it up as we go along
409
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:36,225
And if we write our own story
410
00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:38,186
We'll never be boring
411
00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:41,939
And we can get it on
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