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Morning, Miles.
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Morning, Ray.
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Morning, bowl of fruit.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Wow, what's put you in such a good mood?
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I have big news.
Really big.
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It's ginormous.
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Dare I say, gi-mungus?
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It must be, for you to mangle
the English language that way.
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Scott invited me to his house
for dinner to meet his parents.
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Do you realize what that means?
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Yeah, he doesn't have to pay
for the meal.
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No, it's a huge step
in your relationship!
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You only get one chance
to make a good first impression.
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Nothing can go wrong.
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Mom's invited, too.
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Something just went wrong.
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Come on, I'm sure Michelle
can make it through one night
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without doing anything embarrassing.
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Hi-zees.
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I'm gonna miss Scott.
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Look what I found,
my first chef's uniform.
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Am I rocking this look or what?
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Or what.
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Mom, we've both been invited to
dinner with Scott's parents tomorrow.
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Free eats at the boyfriend's house?
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Jackpot!
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Mom, please.
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Please, please, don't embarrass me...
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- Please.
- For heaven's sake, Taylor.
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Don't worry.
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Everything will be fine.
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Or as we used to say in the food court,
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"hot diggity, hot diggity,
hot diggity dog!"
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Looks like it's going
to be a rough night.
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Glad I won't be there to see it.
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Miles, you have to come keep
an eye on mom.
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I already know what I'm going to wear.
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Whoa, what went wrong here?
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What makes you think
something went wrong?
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Gee, someone's got a baaaad attitude.
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Ha ha.
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I was trying to turn off the TV,
and I may have messed up a little.
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Everyone makes mistakes.
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No need to be sheepish.
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I'm leaving.
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For your information, I have to go
prepare a lesson plan for my student.
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I am a tutor.
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Oh, I know.
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I hear your toots every time
you eat ghost beans.
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Not that kind of tooter.
A mentor.
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A girl in my class asked me to help
her with ghosting, and I agreed.
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A ghost wants help from you?
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What's her name,
fake-y make-believe-erson?
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No, it's Delaney, and you'll see
her tomorrow when she comes over
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to learn from the master.
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I can't snap with these things!
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I'll take the stairs.
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Mom, why don't we just bring
a pie to Scott's?
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Too easy.
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Besides, this is my best
gourmet salad recipe.
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Wait, where are the croutons?
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I'm sure it'll be fine without them.
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No! Without croutons this
salad is absolute garbage!
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Go grab some.
Quickly.
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Ma'am, that's $46.23.
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Sorry, but my daughter
is getting some croutons.
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She'll be right back.
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Could you just cancel your transaction
and let me go ahead of you?
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Yeah, but you're hauling enough
food to feed a small country,
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and aunt Betty's pretty slow here, so...
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Her name's Dolores.
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And I applaud senior citizens who still
play a vital role in our community.
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Oh, yeah, me too.
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You are a treasure, Dolores.
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Your daughter is still not back yet.
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May I please...
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She's close and my meter
is about to expire.
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Crazy, the number of quarters you
got to put in there, am I right?
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Those quarters pay for our city's roads.
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Do you have something
against new Orleans?
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No, no...
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Just judgmental know-it-alls.
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Ma'am, do you have your own bags?
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No, I forgot them.
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Unbelievable.
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Not only do you inconvenience people,
you're also destroying the planet.
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Everyone needs to use reusable bags.
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You're right.
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Planet's looking better already.
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- I found the croutons.
- We're leaving.
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When does your student
get here, Professor Louie?
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Henceforth, ergo, indubitably.
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Can you even use one of those
words in a sentence?
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But of course, when you fart,
where does the "ergo?"
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She's here!
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Are those bunny pajamas and a tutu?
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Aw, man, it was supposed to be
a matching skirt and blazer.
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Don't worry, I got this.
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Brilliant.
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You switched our outfits to teach
me that appearances don't matter,
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it's what's on the inside that counts.
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Exactly. A-plus.
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And now my teaching assistant
will fix this.
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- Dad, that's you.
- Oh, okay.
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Thank you, Mr. Preston.
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My pleasure, sweetie.
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She's adorable.
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Oh, is this your student?
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Indeed.
That's smart for "yes."
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Delaney, this is my best bud, Frankie.
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She's a human, but a pretty cool one.
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- Nice to meet you.
- You, too.
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Mind if I watch your train wreck...
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I mean, lesson?
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Don't mind her.
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We'll begin with levitation.
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Try and lift that book.
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Sorry!
Let me try again.
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Hey!
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We all make mistakes.
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There was actually a time
when I even struggled
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with the simplest ghost trick.
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It seemed like just this morning.
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Oh, wait, it was.
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Oh, you.
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She likes to kid.
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Let me try that book again.
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Ouch.
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Sorry.
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I'm just the worst ghost in the world.
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Oh, Louie, maybe you
and Delaney should practice
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where there aren't so many distractions.
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Excellent idea.
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Follow me to the lecture hall.
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That's the living room.
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Have you noticed every one
of her mistakes ended up on me?
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There's something off about that girl.
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Ah, come on, Frankie.
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She may be a bad ghost,
but she's a sweetheart.
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You know, it's fun having
a little girl around the house.
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What am I?
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I mean, you know what I mean,
a cute little girl.
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And by cute, I mean...
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you look great.
You ready?
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Yup, let's do this.
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I was talking to my daughter.
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Can we all just focus on
making a good impression here?
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In that case, someone else
might want to hold the salad.
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Taylor, miss hathaway, come on in.
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Scott, your home is so beautiful.
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Thanks, it's built entirely
from recycled materials.
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Oh, nice, I guess one man's
trash is another man's house.
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We brought salad.
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Croutons?
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I love croutons.
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They're like recycled bread.
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I'll tell my mom you're here.
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Mom, please, please, please.
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What?
It was a compliment.
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Eh, not really.
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Everyone relax.
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In social situations, I know when
to turn on the old hathaway charm.
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It's that horrible woman
from the grocery store.
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That's Scott's mom.
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I stuffed Scott's mom's head in a bag.
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Ah, the old hathaway charm.
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So sorry to keep you waiting.
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She's coming, Miles.
Do something.
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Oh, goodness, now how did that happen?
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Mom, I'd like you to meet Taylor.
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Very nice to meet you,
Mrs. baghead.
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Baglinson.
Tomlinson.
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That embarrassed me, and I'm invisible.
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It is so nice to meet you, Taylor.
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Scott has told me so much about you.
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Where'd your mom go?
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She had to step into the bathroom
for as long as she needs to.
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Okay.
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I guess you can just join us
in the dining room.
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Please go in there and help
my mom figure out what to do.
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I don't know, Taylor.
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Let's give her a few more minutes
to sort things out on her own.
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Okay, student, your next lesson will
be moving objects across the room
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with speed and accuracy.
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Wow, you can do that?
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Uh, yeah, I can do that.
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See that peacock?
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Catch.
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I like to teach by showing
what not to do.
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On an unrelated note,
I'll be right back.
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Teaching assistant.
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That's the fifth lamp this month.
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Not in front of the student.
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Delaney.
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How are the lessons coming?
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Great, Louie's the best
teacher in the world.
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He's, like, a ghosting genius.
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All right, cut the Bambi act, sister.
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What are you talking about?
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No one puts Louie and genius
in the same sentence.
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You're up to something.
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It's no accident all your ghosting
tricks backfired onto me.
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I think you're a better ghost
than you're letting on.
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Well, I think you should
mind your own business.
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Okay, so you got
levitating down pretty good.
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Stay out of my way.
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Hey, open up.
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You're a ghost, Louie.
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Oh, right.
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Open up or I'll haunt you.
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Everything okay in here?
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Sure.
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Frankie and I were just getting
to know each other.
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Right, Frankie?
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Let's hope Michelle doesn't
notice this new lamp.
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Lucky for us, someone was
throwing away this beauty.
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Boom!
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Okay, ready to get back to work?
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I got to go home for dinner,
but I'll be back later.
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I still need lots of help if I'm
ever gonna be as good as you.
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Delaney, it's probably best
if you set realistic goals.
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Don't say a word to Louie.
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You have no idea what I'm capable of.
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I have my eyes on you.
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You know, pops, I think
I have a gift for teaching.
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Probably because I'm good
at telling things
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in a way that people can figure out
what I'm trying to say about the thing.
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You mean, you're articulate?
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Ergo.
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Louie, Ray, I may be putting myself at
risk, but you have to know the truth.
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Delaney is lying.
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I know what's going on here.
You're jealous.
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Jealous?
I'm trying to protect you.
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You just can't stand that I have a
friend who compliments my fine ghosting.
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But they're lies.
Your ghosting stinks.
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Everybody knows that.
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Wow.
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I didn't mean that.
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I meant it stinks in a good way.
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Like garlic fries.
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You know, if I have to choose
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between a friend who respects me and
one who insults me, I pick respect.
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Uh-oh.
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Teaching assistant!
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I'm sorry Scott's dad couldn't be here.
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He got held up at the hospital.
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I didn't know your dad was a doctor.
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He's not.
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He likes to play the accordion
and sing to newborn babies.
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Oh, Taylor, this is my grandpa Ed.
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Nice to meet you, grandpa Ed.
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He seems nice.
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I do hope your mother is all right.
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She's been in there quite a while.
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Oh, I'm sure she's just...
258
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:43,621
Concentrating.
259
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,657
This is a disaster!
260
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,192
What should I do?
261
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,426
I can't just leave.
262
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,628
I don't want to be a rude guest.
263
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:55,433
By the way, did I tell you what's
in their medicine cabinet?
264
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,670
You know, I could always use
ghosting to change your appearance,
265
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,939
just enough so Mrs. tomlinson
doesn't recognize you.
266
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,473
That's better than my idea.
267
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:05,777
All I could come up with was throw a bag
on her head and run for the border.
268
00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:08,112
Okay, let's get to work.
269
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:09,747
Maybe we should start without her.
270
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:12,650
I wouldn't want the salad to get...
271
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,652
Cold.
272
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,054
Here I am!
273
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:20,058
Ah, so glad you could join us!
274
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,593
Michelle hathaway.
275
00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:25,496
So nice to meet you
for the very first time.
276
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:28,700
Wow, Ms. hathaway?
What's with your hair?
277
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,802
Scott, manners.
278
00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:32,937
I think it looks lovely.
279
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:35,473
I think it looks like
our next door neighbor's wig.
280
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:38,142
We need to get that back on
her head before she wakes up.
281
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:47,185
There's my teaching assistant.
282
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:50,027
Your assistant needs a free period.
283
00:14:51,029 --> 00:14:53,796
This is why our educational
system is in the dumps.
284
00:14:55,798 --> 00:14:57,798
Okay, Delaney, illusion time.
285
00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,668
Giant scorpions on three.
286
00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:02,803
One, two, three!
287
00:15:04,307 --> 00:15:07,141
Aw, I goofed again.
288
00:15:07,143 --> 00:15:10,011
But thanks for cheering me up
with the hula skirt.
289
00:15:10,013 --> 00:15:14,415
Extra credit for picking up on that.
290
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:16,417
Teaching assistant!
291
00:15:16,419 --> 00:15:18,319
Now where did I put that?
292
00:15:18,321 --> 00:15:19,820
Oh, hey, guys, don't mind me.
293
00:15:19,822 --> 00:15:21,422
I'm just looking for my music book.
294
00:15:21,424 --> 00:15:22,957
Haven't seen it.
You can leave now.
295
00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:25,159
Ooh, there it is on the piano.
296
00:15:25,161 --> 00:15:26,962
Mind if I play something
I've been working on?
297
00:15:26,963 --> 00:15:33,768
We're kind of in the middle of something...
don't mind if I do.
298
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:36,771
Let's see, it goes
a little something like this.
299
00:15:49,419 --> 00:15:51,986
Delaney, nice moves for a beginner.
300
00:15:51,988 --> 00:15:55,222
Delaney?
How'd you do that?
301
00:15:55,224 --> 00:15:57,591
It's all thanks to you.
302
00:15:57,593 --> 00:15:59,060
You're such an amazing teacher.
303
00:15:59,062 --> 00:16:00,661
And I can't thank you enough for...
304
00:16:00,663 --> 00:16:02,797
out with it!
305
00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:06,000
Fine.
I'm a level six ghost.
306
00:16:06,002 --> 00:16:07,201
Six?
307
00:16:07,203 --> 00:16:12,440
Frankie, you were right.
308
00:16:12,442 --> 00:16:15,910
I should probably apologize.
309
00:16:15,912 --> 00:16:19,880
Um...
310
00:16:19,882 --> 00:16:21,382
So you were just messing
with me this whole time?
311
00:16:21,384 --> 00:16:23,317
I had a really good reason.
312
00:16:23,319 --> 00:16:26,787
Oh, yeah?
What is it?
313
00:16:26,789 --> 00:16:28,222
Oh, I like him.
314
00:16:28,224 --> 00:16:31,225
I like-him, like-him.
315
00:16:31,227 --> 00:16:32,893
You what-me what-me?
316
00:16:32,895 --> 00:16:37,231
I thought if I pretend to be a bad
ghost, you'd spend time with me.
317
00:16:37,233 --> 00:16:41,402
I made us matching bracelets
so we could be a couple!
318
00:16:41,404 --> 00:16:43,604
Ew, no way!
So gross!
319
00:16:43,606 --> 00:16:50,311
I knew the reason was going to be bad,
but this is worse than I thought.
320
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,279
Oh, quiet, you.
321
00:16:52,281 --> 00:16:54,081
Hey, put my friend down!
322
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:55,316
Not until you put on the bracelet.
323
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:58,152
Don't do it!
324
00:16:58,154 --> 00:16:59,520
It's probably got cooties.
325
00:16:59,522 --> 00:17:02,023
Stay away from me, you!
326
00:17:02,025 --> 00:17:03,457
This was not in today's lesson planner.
327
00:17:03,459 --> 00:17:05,960
Put it on!
328
00:17:05,962 --> 00:17:09,730
You're mine!
All mine!
329
00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:16,103
Mmm, these scallops are ever so lovely.
330
00:17:16,105 --> 00:17:17,738
Your voice sounds funny,
Ms. h.
331
00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:19,473
She has allergies.
332
00:17:19,475 --> 00:17:22,476
Oh, we have an inhaler for our cat,
333
00:17:22,478 --> 00:17:24,645
but I'm sure he wouldn't mind
if you use it.
334
00:17:24,647 --> 00:17:27,014
She's fine.
335
00:17:27,016 --> 00:17:29,817
I got the scallops at Gibson's market.
336
00:17:29,819 --> 00:17:32,086
They have great seafood,
but I am never going back.
337
00:17:32,088 --> 00:17:36,924
Yesterday I had a run in with this
woman who was a real piece of work.
338
00:17:36,926 --> 00:17:38,492
Piece of work?
339
00:17:38,494 --> 00:17:43,364
She held up the whole line while her
daughter was looking for croutons.
340
00:17:46,302 --> 00:17:53,174
And when I asked to go ahead of her,
she assaulted me with my own bag.
341
00:17:53,176 --> 00:17:54,408
Maybe she was just doing
her best not to throttle you.
342
00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:56,944
Excuse me?
343
00:17:56,946 --> 00:17:58,579
Okay, time for an ice breaker!
344
00:18:03,152 --> 00:18:07,121
I'm just saying, maybe she didn't like
345
00:18:07,123 --> 00:18:09,623
being insulted by some
holier-than-thou busybody!
346
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:12,193
You!
You're the crazy lady.
347
00:18:12,195 --> 00:18:14,228
I'd recognize that rude tone anywhere!
348
00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:17,498
- Oh, how dare you.
- Who are you to talk about...
349
00:18:18,668 --> 00:18:20,067
You're scallops are overcooked!
350
00:18:20,069 --> 00:18:22,002
Your lack of salad making skills!
351
00:18:22,004 --> 00:18:27,141
Do something.
352
00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:29,743
About the fight!
353
00:18:32,481 --> 00:18:37,418
Oh, right.
354
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,587
All right, that's enough!
Shut your pieholes!
355
00:18:39,589 --> 00:18:43,691
You ought to be ashamed.
356
00:18:43,693 --> 00:18:45,559
These two whippersnappers are
trying to start a relationship,
357
00:18:45,561 --> 00:18:49,296
and you biddies are muckin' it
up with your petty squabblin'.
358
00:18:49,298 --> 00:18:52,800
Grandpa.
359
00:18:52,802 --> 00:18:55,136
That's the first time
you've ever spoken English!
360
00:18:55,138 --> 00:18:58,639
He's Hungarian.
361
00:18:58,641 --> 00:19:01,742
I guess that message
must have been important to him.
362
00:19:01,744 --> 00:19:06,013
Now you two fools make up.
363
00:19:06,015 --> 00:19:09,049
Do it or I'll throw my dentures at ya!
364
00:19:09,051 --> 00:19:10,651
Well, that was certainly odd.
365
00:19:10,653 --> 00:19:12,920
But he's right.
366
00:19:12,922 --> 00:19:13,921
I should never have asked
to skip ahead of you in line.
367
00:19:13,923 --> 00:19:16,090
I'm sorry.
368
00:19:16,092 --> 00:19:17,892
No, I was wrong to hold you up.
369
00:19:17,894 --> 00:19:19,393
It's my fault.
370
00:19:19,395 --> 00:19:21,862
Can we start over?
371
00:19:21,864 --> 00:19:24,498
Yes.
372
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,033
I guess this could have gone worse.
373
00:19:26,035 --> 00:19:28,602
Are you kidding?
This was great.
374
00:19:28,604 --> 00:19:31,071
We found out we have more
in common than we thought.
375
00:19:31,073 --> 00:19:36,310
We both have crazy moms.
376
00:19:37,479 --> 00:19:39,713
Tonight was a big step
for you wacky kids.
377
00:19:39,715 --> 00:19:44,318
I'm glad I was here to see it.
378
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,121
Thanks for inviting us, Scott.
379
00:19:47,123 --> 00:19:49,657
You live here, grandpa.
380
00:19:51,593 --> 00:19:53,527
Yes.
Yes, I do.
381
00:19:53,529 --> 00:19:56,697
You are so getting expelled.
382
00:19:56,699 --> 00:19:58,799
Bad student, bad student!
383
00:19:58,801 --> 00:20:00,534
Stop acting childish.
384
00:20:00,536 --> 00:20:02,836
Let me break it down for you.
385
00:20:02,838 --> 00:20:05,940
Girls are icky!
386
00:20:05,942 --> 00:20:09,677
Ugh, fine.
387
00:20:09,679 --> 00:20:12,279
I'm just going to give
the bracelet to Teddy.
388
00:20:12,281 --> 00:20:15,549
Yeah, you do that.
389
00:20:17,852 --> 00:20:20,087
He has his own bike.
With a bell.
390
00:20:20,089 --> 00:20:22,156
Thank goodness she's gone.
391
00:20:22,158 --> 00:20:24,058
Yeah, great.
392
00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:26,694
What's with you?
393
00:20:26,696 --> 00:20:31,599
It's just that it was nice to have
someone to look up to me for once.
394
00:20:31,601 --> 00:20:32,833
You know, there was a time
when you looked up to me.
395
00:20:32,835 --> 00:20:34,401
I was kind of like your hero.
396
00:20:34,403 --> 00:20:41,875
You mean those first 20 minutes
before I really got to know you?
397
00:20:41,877 --> 00:20:45,179
Yeah, that was a special time.
398
00:20:45,181 --> 00:20:46,680
But now you just think I'm a clown.
399
00:20:46,682 --> 00:20:49,250
That's not true.
400
00:20:49,252 --> 00:20:53,587
I may joke around, but I've never
stopped thinking you're super cool.
401
00:20:53,589 --> 00:20:55,155
Even when you make mistakes,
they're totally awesome.
402
00:20:55,157 --> 00:20:58,759
You really think so?
403
00:20:58,761 --> 00:21:00,527
Yeah, and you were right
when you said I was jealous.
404
00:21:00,529 --> 00:21:02,196
It was hard seeing you
with a new friend.
405
00:21:02,198 --> 00:21:04,965
You're my best bud.
406
00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:07,601
I guess I should tell you that
more often.
407
00:21:07,603 --> 00:21:10,537
Thanks, Frankie, I feel a lot better.
408
00:21:10,539 --> 00:21:11,979
Let's watch TV, and I'll turn it on.
409
00:21:19,247 --> 00:21:22,916
Like I said, totally awesome.
410
00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:32,026
Boy, grandpa's really
kicking up his heels tonight.
411
00:21:32,028 --> 00:21:33,988
Well, this night had a little
bit of everything.
412
00:21:36,665 --> 00:21:40,934
We should go.
413
00:21:40,936 --> 00:21:43,037
Miles, let's go.
414
00:21:45,674 --> 00:21:48,809
Now that was a fun night.
415
00:21:52,081 --> 00:21:53,180
What did he just say?
416
00:21:53,182 --> 00:21:57,117
I don't know.
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