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What are those?
Oh, Donna.
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Did you buy Playboy for me?
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No, they're college brochures.
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Donna, these people are fully dressed.
That's just not gonna work for me.
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My guidance counselor
gave them to me...
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but I already told him
I'm going wherever you go.
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How did I ever get
a girl as great as you?
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- You know you can do better than me, right?
- (Laughs)
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- But you're right next door. It's so easy.
- Right.
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Oh, you two make me sick.
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Looks like my mom,
but speaks like my dad.
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I-I- I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
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That wasn't me talking. That was-
That was-That was the menopause.
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No, you don't have to apologize.
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We totally get
what you're going through.
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Well, thank the Lord!
Fertile Myrtle totally gets it!
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- I miss the basement.
- Yeah.
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Kitty, I know these past few weeks
have been hard on you-
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hard on all of us, really.
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But especially hard on you.
I mean, since you found out you were-
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Just say it, Red.
Barren.
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Well, there's no need
for both of us to say it.
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So I got somethin'
to cheer my girl up.
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Oh, good, 'cause I finished off
the last bottle this morning.
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No, no.
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I got you...
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a puppy.
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He needs someone
to take care of him.
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- His mother got run over by a car.
- Did you run over a dog, Red?
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No! I just hate to see you sad,
and I thought-
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Oh, forget it. I'll take him back
and go to the liquor store.
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Well, now wait.
Wait.
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He's kind of cute.
Can I hold him?
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Oh-ho-ho!
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What a little lover boy!
Ooh!
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- See? He likes you.
- (Barks)
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Ah, how about that?
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He's got menopause too.
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(Rock Group Singing)
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(Ends)
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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I'll see you later.
I'm gonna go get out of this thing.
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- Oh, boo!
- Selfish!
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Man, what is with you guys
and this uniform?
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It makes us want to corrupt you.
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Man, Donna is so awesome.
She can afford to go to any school she wants...
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but she wants to go where I go
just so we can be together.
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Yeah, she is awesome.
Why is she with you again?
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'Cause a good girlfriend
accepts her guy no matter what.
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Jackie was always
trying to change me.
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"Grow up, Michael."
"Act your age, Michael."
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"Stop shooting grandmother
with a water pistol, Michael."
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She's 92, Michael.
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She had jam on her face!
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Well, all I know is...
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things with me and Donna
are going really, really well.
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This is just about the point
where I screw things up.
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- So don't screw it up.
- Fez. (Chuckles)
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Oh, Fez.
(Sighs)
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If history has taught us
anything, it's that...
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screwing up is my nature.
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But you know what I can do... is bank
a little goodwill- do something nice.
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- (Snaps Fingers)
- Buy her a present.
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Yep, she deserves it too.
Do you know how many times...
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I tried to grab her boob
on the way to California?
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And it would've been easier
for her if she would've let me!
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'Cause you know me.
I won't stop.
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I gotta get Donna
something really special...
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something that reminds her
that even though I'm an idiot...
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I'm an idiot who loves her.
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I got it!
A scented candle!
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Chicks can't keep their shirt on
around a scented candle.
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Please, the battlefield of love
is littered with guys who give candles.
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It's expensive jewelry or nothing.
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Look, if you can't
put a price tag on love...
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then how do you know
how much it's worth?
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Jackie, what kind of crap is that?
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- You haven't learned a thing from me.
- Wait.
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Steven.
Well, what do you mean?
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I mean, romance was created by
corporations to prey on losers...
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who think buying nice things
will make somebody love them.
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If you ever read anything besides what-
(Scoffs)
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Donny Osmond puts on his waffles,
you might learn something.
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(Chuckles)
I put whipped cream on my waffles too.
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I eat like the stars!
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- (Remote Clicks)
- Hey, when did you get the cute little wiener dog?
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No, no, no, no, no!
Not in my chair!
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Red Forman!
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Schotzie is a helpless, little
animal with four breakable legs.
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You can't throw him around the room
like you would Eric!
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Red, you don't seem like
the type of guy who'd get a dog...
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being that you're unfriendly.
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Yeah, I know. I just wanted to do
something to cheer Kitty up.
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Well, if you really wanted to cheer her up,
you should've bought her a banjo.
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A banjo, Bob?
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You can't hold a banjo
and not smile.
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You can't hold a potato chip
and not smile.
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Yes?
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Um, I want to buy
a present for my girlfriend...
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you know, that lets her know
how I feel about her.
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Oh, no problem.
Oh, oh. Oh.
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Would the, uh, lady
like a necklace? Huh?
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(Muttering)
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- Well, it's- it's nice.
- Yeah.
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- It's a little- little creepy.
- Mmm.
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Um, it doesn't really say
what I want to say though.
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Oh, okay. Okay. Oh! Oh.
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- How about a promise ring?
- Oh, don't even...
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- get me started on promise rings.
- Really?
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Like, once I gave her one,
and she didn't even want it.
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- But then she gave me-
- How about that. Look how that shines.
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Oh, that's nice, huh?
Uh.
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Well, your...
finger hair...
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- curling over the ring is kind of ruining it for me.
- Oh.
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Does, uh, wearing the merchandise
usually work for you?
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I don't know. I'm new here.
I used to work at the lingerie store.
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- They fired me.
- Ah, yes. Ah.
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I think I know what you're looking for.
Mm-hmm.
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How about a diamond ring?
Oh, isn't that gorgeous? Look at that.
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- Whoa. (Chuckles) That's an engagement ring.
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm in high school, man.
That says, uh, too much.
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Well, why don't you tell me
what it is you wanna say?
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That I love her...
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and we should be together forever.
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An engagement ring
says that verbatim.
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Well, too bad,
'cause I ain't buyin' one.
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Well, I refuse
to put on any more jewelry!
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Well, thank God for that!
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(Clears Throat)
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- Would you like to look around a little more?
- Sure.
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And sorry about what I said.
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- You look-You look really nice.
- Oh.
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(Stereo: Rock)
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Donna. You, me, tonight
at the water tower.
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Make yourself foxy, 'cause you're getting
something pretty special.
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Really. A present?
I will get foxy.
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Oh, and Donna?
Donna, don't forget to wear flats...
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so that Eric can feel like the boy.
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So, Forman,
you finally broke down, huh?
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- What'd you get her? Earrings? A little bracelet?
- No.
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I got her way more
than a piece of jewelry.
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I got her a gift
that really says something-
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a diamond engagement ring.
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As a joke?
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No. You guys, I'm gonna
ask Donna to marry me.
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As a joke?
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The stupid helmet?
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Why do I have to wear
the stupid helmet?
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Because you're stupid!
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You can't ask Donna
to marry you, man!
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Why not? I mean, come on. We already know
that we're gonna be together forever.
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No, you think that you're
gonna be together forever.
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Remember how you were worried
about screwing things up?
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This your Bay of Pigs, man.
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Yeah, even in my country we weren't
stupid enough to get married in high school.
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And we eat bugs!
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Forman, what the hell
are you thinking?
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You don't understand, okay?
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I love her. I was down
at the store and I realized-
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What am I waiting for?
We're happy.
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You don't get engaged
when you're happy!
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What's the point? You do it when your
back's against the wall and there's no way out...
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like if the girl's pregnant.
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It is settled, then.
Eric will get Donna pregnant.
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I will oversee the proceedings
for verification purposes.
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Ah, but he's so stupid,
how do we know he can do it?
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- Jackie, help me out here.
- Well, I think it's beautiful.
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Well, then you're crazy too.
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Look, Steven.
I am my own woman, okay?
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I'm allowed to have opinions about jewelry,
you present hater!
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Listen, you guys.
I've thought about this a lot, okay?
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Donna's willing to commit four years
of college to me. I wanna commit too.
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Forman, I say this to you...
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as a friend that likes
to see you get hurt.
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If you don't take
that ring back right now...
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you are going to end up
in a world of misery and pain.
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Hey, I love Donna, okay?
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So, did it ever occur to any of you
that I'm ready for a world of misery and pain?
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Think about that!
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Who wants the last piece of salami?
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I'll take it.
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Who wants the salami?
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- I said, I do.
- (Laughing)
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There you go, Schotzie!
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I said, I wanted that.
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But he was begging, Red.
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We don't turn down beggars.
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Do we, Schotzie?
No, we don't!
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Okay, you guys know more about
relationships than my moron friends...
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- so I have a question about me and Donna.
- No.
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No more about you and Donna.
You need to be thinking about your future-
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college, getting out of my house.
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But... Donna is my future.
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Honey, we know you love Donna...
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but you two are so
on again and off again.
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You're probably gonna be
off again sometime soon.
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Won't they, Schotzie?
Yes, they will!
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How about a career? Have you even given
thought to what you're gonna do with your life?
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- Yes, Donna and I-
- I think he should be a pharmacist.
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Now there's an idea.
You can count.
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There's no heavy lifting.
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You oughta see him try to wrestle
with that big mop down at the store.
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- (Laughing)
- I don't see what any of this
has to do with me and Donna.
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Oh, honey, but you would be
such a good pharmacist.
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Your slender fingers are perfect
for picking up tiny pills.
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Aren't they, Schotzie?
Yes, they are!
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(Laughs)
Did you see that? He just nodded.
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Man, everyone's down on me and Donna
getting engaged-you guys, my parents.
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Even the Magic 8-Ball said,
"Outlook not so good."
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I just- Lo-
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I really think Donna
would love an engagement ring.
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Oh, she'll love the ring.
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It's the thought behind it
that'll send her running for the hills.
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Or, maybe she'll see how smart
it is to get married...
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when you're still in high school
and have no money or future.
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I know I ran when Jackie
wanted to marry me.
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'Cept I ran for California
instead of the hills.
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I mean, the beach kicks
the hills's ass!
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I mean, there's way more bikinis,
and they usually have a snack bar!
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What if you guys are right?
What if she thinks I'm moving too fast?
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Man, giving her this ring
is a huge gamble.
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Am I man enough to make that bet?
No, no. The answer is no.
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You see, Forman?
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You tried to do a nice, thoughtful thing,
and you screwed yourself.
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It's all about expectations, man.
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Like, I've taughtJackie
to think I'm rude and inconsiderate.
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I can't disappoint her,
because I'm always disappointing her!
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And if I don't give Donna the ring,
what are we gonna do at the water tower?
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Oh, God!
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I do deserve this!
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Does anyone else think
that Schotzie looks like Fez?
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That dog is flyin'!
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00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:30,660
Well, I don't know
what's gotten into Schotzie.
234
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He's so hungry, he went through
three cans of food.
235
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Didn't you, Schotzie?
Yes, I did!
236
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(Giggling)
237
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:43,500
Hey, Bob, hand me
that remote there, will ya?
238
00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:47,060
No, thanks, Red.
I'd have to buckle my belt.
239
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:52,580
Well, buckle your belt anyway.
No one wants to see that.
240
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:58,380
Oh, not again!
241
00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:02,820
There we go.
(Grunts)
242
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,460
What the hell?
243
00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:11,020
Oh, crap!
244
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,820
That's it.
That damn dog's gotta go!
245
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:17,420
I think he just went, Red.
(Cackling)
246
00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:21,780
- Are you laughin', Bob?
- Your bottom's all wet.
247
00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:23,940
That's just plain funny in my book.
248
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:27,220
Well, he can't stay.
He's makin' everyone miserable.
249
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:31,780
I don't know. Kitty's seemed pretty
darn happy the past couple of days.
250
00:15:31,860 --> 00:15:34,820
- Yeah, well-
- Look, Red. You did a nice thing.
251
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:38,620
Don't spoil it by,
you know, being yourself.
252
00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:44,940
I guess if the incontinent little bastard
makes Kitty happy...
253
00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:46,900
I'll put up with it.
254
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:50,100
What the hell?
I've never been that happy anyway.
255
00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:53,100
At least, not since I've known you.
256
00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:56,580
Yeah.
Weird coincidence, huh?
257
00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:03,980
Okay. Look, you.
258
00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:06,580
I've been thinking about all
your conspiracy mumbo jumbo...
259
00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:08,980
about presents and diamonds
and buying me stuff.
260
00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:12,500
And I realized that all your paranoid,
delusional crap about romance...
261
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:15,340
is just a cover-up
for you being cheap!
262
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:23,620
Okay, first of all, it's not paranoid,
delusional crap.
263
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:27,180
Advertisers spend billions to make you
think I'm a jerk if I don't buy you jewelry.
264
00:16:27,260 --> 00:16:30,020
And second of all, you're right.
I am cheap.
265
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:35,860
Well, you'd better quit it.
Because I like to get stuff...
266
00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:38,580
especially shiny stuff.
267
00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:42,100
Would you settle for a cheeseburger
wrapped in tinfoil?
268
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:46,020
Well, for you I will.
But just know...
269
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:48,660
that I'm really
lowering my standards.
270
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:50,940
That makes two of us.
271
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,580
Come on.
272
00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:02,180
So? Huh?
273
00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:05,020
This is romantic, huh?
274
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:07,460
It's a little more romantic
in the summer...
275
00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:10,100
or any time not below freezing.
276
00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:13,460
- So what am I getting?
- What are you getting?
277
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:16,540
What... are you...
getting?
278
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,460
This is what you're gettin'.
279
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:25,140
- A candy bar?
- Well, half a candy bar.
280
00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:28,860
I figured, uh, you know,
we could share it under the stars.
281
00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:31,260
What a delightful...
282
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:33,260
moonlit snack.
283
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:36,660
Okay, you're being weird,
and it's freezing out here.
284
00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:39,580
Aw, come on.
It's not that cold.
285
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:41,500
- Uhh.
- (Chuckles)
286
00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:46,740
- Eric, why are we up here?
- Okay, I'm sorry, Donna.
287
00:17:46,780 --> 00:17:50,500
I had something that I was gonna give you,
but I realized it was stupid.
288
00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:54,100
Or everyone said it was stupid,
so I just decided against it.
289
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:58,100
- Well, what was it?
- It was nothing.
290
00:17:58,140 --> 00:18:00,020
Well, it was something.
291
00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:02,060
I mean, I can see
that it was something.
292
00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:05,820
- Just tell me.
- Okay, fine.
293
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,260
I was gonna give you this.
294
00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:16,220
- Oh, my God. Is that a-
- Yeah.
295
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,540
Yeah.
It's stupid, right?
296
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,500
- Yeah.
- (Chuckles)
297
00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:25,020
And... no.
298
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,940
I don't know.
299
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,660
What would you have done with it?
300
00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:35,700
Well, I don't know.
I guess I would have...
301
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:37,940
told you how beautiful you are...
302
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:40,420
and that...
303
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,580
you mean everything to me.
304
00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:46,500
And then...
305
00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:48,820
I would've gone down on one knee...
306
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,220
you know, like this.
307
00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:58,220
And I would've taken your hand...
308
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,820
and taken the ring-
309
00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:06,140
Go ahead.
310
00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:09,780
and I would have put the ring
on your finger...
311
00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:13,100
like this.
312
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:18,900
Wow.
313
00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:22,580
So, uh-
314
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:26,820
So, I'll tell you what. Uh, why don't
I just hold on to that until...
315
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,180
you know,
until the real moment comes.
316
00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:32,020
Oh, sure.
317
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:35,260
Or I could hold on to it.
318
00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:40,260
- You could?
- Yeah.
319
00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:43,860
Eric, I love you, and...
320
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:46,100
I wanna be with you forever.
321
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,980
Yes.
322
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,020
That's what I told everyone...
323
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:53,820
and... they made me wear
the stupid helmet.
324
00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,340
So, um...
325
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,900
- did we just get-
- I think we did.
326
00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:07,220
Donna, I love you.
327
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:11,140
- We are so stupid!
- I know, right?
328
00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:27,220
Oh, hey. Here comes your dad.
Put the ring in your pocket.
329
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,540
- Why? He'll be happy for us!
- Oh, yeah?
330
00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:34,340
Hey, Mr. Pinciotti,
what would you do if I, say...
331
00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:37,700
- made a long-term commitment to your daughter?
- Oh, I'd kill ya.
332
00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:42,940
You know what?
A secret engagement is even more romantic.
333
00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:45,540
And... more stupid.
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