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You know, Eric, I'm really happy
with our relationship right now.
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Yeah, me too. It's like we're way past
the "broken up and miserable" stage...
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and we're back in the
"having sex again" stage, so-
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Yeah. Thumbs up
from this end too. Yeah.
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I'm serious.
I mean, we've been through a lot...
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and even though some of it
wasn't exactly fun-
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I mean, it was worth it, because now
we know that we can handle anything.
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And we don't freak out
about the little stuff.
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Right.
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Like that time we got in that big fight
because I ran over your cat.
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- That wasn't little stuff. I really loved that cat.
- Yeah. No.
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Yeah. No, I know.
I- I mean, uh, the cat was little.
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Anyway, when you came to California,
I knew you were the one.
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So I got you a gift to symbolize
how far we've come.
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Is it, like, one of those gifts
that women get for men...
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but they actually wear themselves?
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Here.
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- (Exhales)
- It's a ring.
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Yeah.
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And I'm a man.
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Yeah.
It's a man-ring.
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A man-ring.
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Yea!
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(Mouths Word)
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(Rock Group Singing)
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(Ends)
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Morning.
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What the hell's that thing
on your finger?
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This is my new man-ring.
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Donna got it for me,
so I'll feel right at home...
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when the gypsies come to town.
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Well, take it off. You look like
some kind of fruity magician.
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Well, I think it's sweet.
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I can enjoy these things now...
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because I am not gonna let
menopause get me down.
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Mm-mmm. No depression, night sweats,
or sudden mood swings for me.
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Well, I guess that's
starting today, huh?
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'Cause last night,
you hit the trifecta there.
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Well, I just refuse to be sad...
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about the fact that I'm never
gonna have another baby.
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I don't need another baby.
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I got a lot to look forward to.
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Like picking out my casket.
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- Oh, Kitty.
- I-
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- It's okay.
- (Sobbing)
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You've still got Eric.
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He's sort of a baby.
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I'll make him cry if you want.
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- Man, that is one big-ass ring!
- (Stereo: Rock)
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Hey, maybe people'll think
you won the Super Bowl.
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Nah.
Nobody'd believe that.
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But he could be the sick little kid
the whole team rallies around.
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Well, guys.
Wish me luck. Today...
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I have a job interview at
the Department of Motor Vehicles.
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All right.
Good luck, man.
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Oh, Eric.
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What a glorious man-ring.
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See, I told you to accessorize...
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and you finally listened, huh?
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- Man, you like it?
- Yeah. What's not to like?
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It's hypnotic.
It looks like he has superpowers.
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Man, I'd like to see the lame-o superhero
that had to wear that ring.
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Okay, super pals...
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I need a danger alert status report.
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My sensors indicate...
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peace and quiet
throughout the universe.
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I think the oceans are secure, but I cannot
check for another 45 minutes.
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Because... I just ate.
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(Spaceship Door Beeps)
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- Hi, guys.
- No.
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You've been brainwashed and forced
to wear this hideously ugly ring!
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Actually, it's a gift.
From me.
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Form of- the worst gift ever.
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Shape of-
uh, hope you kept the receipt.
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- (Beeping)
- Oh, no! Alien zombies are attacking the Earth.
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- Let's swing into action, gang.
- Hang on a second!
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We're still on this ring.
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Are you sure it's not
an evil alien artifact?
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I got it at the mall.
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Greetings, super dumb-asses.
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Oh, no!
It's Dr. Bald.
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Any minute now,
my army of alien zombies will be inva-
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Good Lord!
That is an ugly ring!
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Hey, alien zombies,
get a load of that ring!
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(All Laughing)
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- All right. That's it. This thing's comin' off.
- Oh, whoa! Be careful, man.
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You drop something that big and heavy,
it'll throw off the Earth's rotation.
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We'll all go crashing into the sun.
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Way to use science in a burn.
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- (Stereo: Rock)
- Donna, guess who hates the ring you got him?
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Eric hates the ring?
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- He told me he loved it.
- Well. See...
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Eric told Steven
that the ring was so ugly...
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that the Elephant Man wears it
to distract people from his face.
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That ring is beautiful.
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You know, what's ugly
is his bony little finger.
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Hey. You know what?
If he can't appreciate it...
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let's just take it back
and buy me somethin' pretty.
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According to your application,
your last job...
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was as Dancer Number Three...
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in the school production
of My Fair Lady.
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Yes. It was magical.
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I could have danced all night.
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Uh-huh. I'm afraid
your theater experience...
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doesn't really apply to working here
at the D.M.V.
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But, Nina, what is the D.M.V. really,
if not one big stage?
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The D.M.V. is the Department
of Motor Vehicles. It is not a stage.
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Ah, but in a way,
they're very similar.
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- No, they're not.
- Oh, but really, they are.
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- No, they're not.
- Okay.
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- They are.
- No, they're not!
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I'm just gonna put down
no prior experience.
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Fair enough.
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Ah, but you haven't asked me
about my special skills yet.
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Well, I really don't see how
a fondness for pie is relevant.
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But, Nina, what is the D.M.V. really,
if not one big pie shop?
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(Clicking)
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(Clicking)
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Great.
Clicker's on the fritz.
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All I want to do is see the end of
Guiding Light, and it won't click.
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- (Clicking)
- Click, damn it! Click!
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Kitty?
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I think your lady problem
is acting up again.
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It jus- It just won't click,
that's all.
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It's supposed to click, Red.
It's a clicker. That's what it does.
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Okay.
Let's get you to bed.
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Okay, you guys? Uh, very important. Donna's
coming over, and I lost the ring she gave me.
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- I thought I had it in the basement.
- Eric, please!
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Your mother is having a breakdown.
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No. The only thing having a breakdown
around here is the clicker!
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Why won't it click, Red?
Nothing loves me!
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Okay, Eric.
Jackie just told me...
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that Hyde told her
that you hate the ring.
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Uh-oh.
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I happen to think it's beautiful.
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Besides, that is what
a man-ring looks like.
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Well, you know, Donna, maybe I'm just not
a man-ring kind of guy.
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I mean, I like man-pants
and man-shirts.
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Eric, you could've just told me
you didn't like it when I gave it to you.
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You know what? Just-
Just give it back.
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I absolutely will...
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just as soon as I find it.
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What?
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How could you lose it?
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I told you it was a symbol...
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of our loving freakin' relationship!
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And my losing it is a symbol...
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of how much I love
and... respect you?
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I need cold compresses
and a Bloody Mary. Quick!
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Your mother is talking about
adopting a communist orphan.
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Now move.
I need help, damn it!
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(Stereo: Rock)
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I don't... understand.
How could I lose a 25-pound ring?
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I once lost a six-foot-long
rubber chili dog.
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And I still haven't found it.
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It's just gone!
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You know what, Hyde?
This whole thing's your fault.
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You're the one who told Jackie
I didn't like the ring.
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Hyde stabbed you in the back?
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No. He wouldn't do
anything like that.
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Like he didn't steal Jackie
from me. Oh, wait a minute!
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Look, man.
I told her not to tell.
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Yeah. And I told you not to tell.
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You and Jackie are gossiping now?
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You know, the more you two go out,
the more like each other you get.
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Yeah. Who knows what you and your little
girlfriend are gonna be like in a couple months.
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- (Whistle Blows)
- (Together) Two, four, six, eight.
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Who do we appreciate?
Go team!
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- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo! Number one! Yeah!
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Jackie? I heard
the best piece of gossip.
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Eric Forman doesn't have
any school spirit.
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(Gasps)
I'm tellin' everyone!
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- Too late. I already did.
- (Squeals)
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First of all,
Jackie is not my girlfriend.
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And second of all, I'm not the only one
who spills stuff around here.
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Yeah. You're right. Hey, Kelso.
Hyde watches Little House on the Prairie.
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Little House on the Prairie?
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It reminds me of a simpler time.
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How could Eric lose that ring? And more
importantly, how could he think it was ugly?
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It's got real nugget-gold plating
and the abalone is inlaid.
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If you were my girlfriend,
I would be proud to wear that ring.
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Heck, I'd wear it if you just wanted
to fool around a little.
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Get my drift, Big "D"?
(Clicks Tongue, Groans)
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All I know is, you guys better watch
what you say around here.
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Some people can't be trusted because
they have a great, big mouth! Jackie!
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How could you say that?
My mouth...
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is in perfect proportion
to the rest of my face.
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Plenty of classy men wear rings.
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Wayne Newton.
The pope.
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My Uncle Carmine from Hoboken.
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You lose his ring,
you wake up in a Dumpster.
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And that's just a warning!
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Now I think that's all the questions
I have about your application.
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Okay, but one thing
my application doesn't say...
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is how much I would apply
myself to the job here.
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I'm gonna have to ask you
to stop making puns now.
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I really don't think
this is going to work out, so-
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(Gasps)
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Wow! That is a gorgeous man-ring.
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You know, wearing a ring this big
shows a lot of confidence.
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Well, I do feel like a king
when I wear it.
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And, you know, what is the D.M.V. really,
if not one big kingdom?
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You know what?
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You're stubborn, under qualified...
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and you barely speak English.
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Welcome to the D.M.V.
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Wait a minute. You're mad at me
for telling Donna a secret?
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Steven, I tell secrets.
It's who I am.
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Look. All I'm sayin' is,
if you're gonna be my girlfriend...
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you can't go runnin' around, shootin' off
your big, fat, cheerleader mouth.
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You just called me your girlfriend.
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No, I didn't.
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- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.
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- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.
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Yes, you did, and shut up.
You're ruining it!
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Okay, now listen to me.
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I'll keep my mouth shut,
if you admit that I'm your girlfriend.
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No, the price is too high.
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Okay, fine. You know what?
I'm telling everybody everything anyways.
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Starting with the fact that you
called me your girlfriend.
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You're blackmailing me?
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You're coming along nicely.
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Good news.
I got the job.
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What the hell is that
on your finger?
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Oh, it's chocolate and coconut.
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I can't believe you took my ring.
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Oh.
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Yes.
I took it.
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I took it, and I'm proud.
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You don't deserve
something this beautiful.
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You have a girlfriend.
You have a ring. I have nothing!
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Well, you-you have a job.
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00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:18,820
Well, that's true.
Good for me.
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You guys, look at this thing.
God, what was Donna thinking?
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00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:29,940
Forman, you gotta expect this.
I mean, look at her dad.
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00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:35,740
The apple doesn't fall
far from the Bob.
238
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:41,260
Now, this ring's
a wolf attackin' a zebra.
239
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:44,340
This one's a zebra attackin' a wolf.
240
00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:48,900
And in this one,
they're finally friends.
241
00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:55,340
Hey, there. Hi, there.
Ho, there. Let's go.
242
00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:58,060
I'm not goin' to the game
with you in that jacket, Bob.
243
00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:05,940
I'm not goin' to the game, Bob.
244
00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:11,420
My God, she never had a chance.
245
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:15,900
Hyde, my girlfriend has bad taste.
246
00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:19,100
Well, she is dating you.
247
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:26,660
Ah, a good burn, Fez.
248
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:30,940
And that ring is only the beginning, man.
I can see it now.
249
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:36,660
Eric, you look so foxy.
250
00:16:36,740 --> 00:16:40,060
Hey, there. Hi, there.
Ho, there.
251
00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:46,860
Ta-da!
252
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:49,460
Look what I found.
And I didn't even lose it. Fez took it.
253
00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:53,620
So, basically, you got mad at me
for being a victim of robbery.
254
00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:58,580
Okay.
255
00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:01,340
Apologetic look accepted.
256
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:05,980
Eric, I got mad at you for not being honest,
and that hasn't changed.
257
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:09,260
Really?
Huh, I thought it might've.
258
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:12,820
I gave you the ring as a symbol of how far
we've come in our relationship.
259
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:16,140
And if you can't be honest,
then you shouldn't be wearing that ring at all.
260
00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:20,980
Okay. You want me to be honest?
261
00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:23,820
Okay.
I kind of think...
262
00:17:23,860 --> 00:17:28,460
that you have bad taste.
263
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:30,780
What?
I do not!
264
00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:34,500
Okay. Well, then, tell me
what you think of this room-
265
00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:37,340
this turquoise-and-chrome
disaster of a room.
266
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:44,220
I think it's classy
and sophisticated.
267
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:47,260
You know, maybe you're the one
who has bad taste. In fact-
268
00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:50,900
Why don't you tell me about
this pea-soup-colored chair?
269
00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:56,540
I think it's comfortable and soothing,
just like pea soup.
270
00:17:57,780 --> 00:17:59,700
Well, I think this whole room...
271
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:02,180
is a great example of bad taste.
272
00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:09,460
- Excuse me?
- Uh, Mrs. Forman.
273
00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:13,260
I have spent years picking
every item in this room...
274
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,860
so that I would be surrounded
by the things I love...
275
00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:19,500
and the people I thought loved me.
276
00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:22,380
Hey, Kitty?
How about a nap?
277
00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:26,700
And you. Have you fixed
the damn clicker yet?
278
00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:30,220
What good is a clicker
if it won't click?
279
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:43,340
Oh, my goodness.
I am flying right off the handle.
280
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:45,340
(Laughing)
281
00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:51,780
Seems to me you're
just as pleasant as always.
282
00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:54,820
Ooh, that is sweet.
Oh.
283
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,700
I think I'd like to take a nap now.
284
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,620
Wha- Did you see that?
285
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,700
I told you the truth,
and we got into a fight.
286
00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:10,420
My dad told my mom she's pleasant-
a whopper of a lie-
287
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,980
and they've been married 150 years.
288
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:16,860
I don't care. I want you to tell me
the truth all the time.
289
00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:19,020
No. No, you don't.
290
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:21,740
It's like when women ask...
291
00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:24,220
whether or not their outfit
makes them look fat.
292
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,460
How many men tell them
they look fat? Zero.
293
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:30,260
How many women look fat?
Not zero.
294
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,900
That is totally different.
295
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:37,660
No, Donna.
No, it isn't.
296
00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:41,180
Look, how could I look you in the eye
and tell you that I don't like the ring...
297
00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:43,980
when I love you so much?
298
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:48,700
I guess I know what you mean.
299
00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:51,620
It's like when you
wrote me that song.
300
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:56,580
Wait.
You love that song.
301
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:59,020
Of course I do.
302
00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:10,100
You know what?
We are really bad with rings.
303
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:13,820
Yeah. If we ever get married,
we should just exchange, like...
304
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:16,420
buckets of chicken.
305
00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:21,340
Or, uh, I- I could
write you another song.
306
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:24,820
- Oh. I'm fine with chicken.
- Okay.
307
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,220
Does this outfit
make my butt look fat?
308
00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,980
No.
You look super.
309
00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:37,460
So, uh.
Wonder Boy and I...
310
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,260
are thinking about
movin' in together.
311
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,220
My parents are gonna freak!
312
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:47,420
- You think your parents are gonna freak?
- Yeah, we're twins.
313
00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:52,820
It really hurts my feelings
that you call me Dr. Bald.
314
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:55,780
Just because I'm evil doesn't mean I don't cry.
315
00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:57,700
Super jerks!
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