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(Laughs)
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Why is Hyde kissin'Jackie?
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What the hell?
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- He's dead!
- Kelso!
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Open, damn it!
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No, they're gettin' away!
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What is wrong
with this thing?
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Well, this is against
my better judgment, but-
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(Clicks)
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Thank you.
Now Hyde's really dead.
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Oh!
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That's invisible!
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(Rock Group Singing)
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(Ends)
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Donna,
we have to stabilize him.
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We're gonna need pudding,
and lots of it.
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Who chooses a chick
over a friend?
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Kelso, come on. Remember when
you made me walk home in a blizzard...
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'cause you wanted 10 extra minutes
to make out with Pam Macy?
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No, but I didn't steal
Pam Macy from you.
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And you could've played in
the snow until we were done.
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Kelso, try to look
at the facts.
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Jackie wanted to get married,
so you bailed...
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so she found someone else,
so now she doesn't wanna marry you.
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This solves your problem,
albeit with an unpleasant twist ending.
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No. I don't care.
I'm kickin' Hyde's ass.
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Kelso, Kelso, come on.
You couldn't open my kitchen door.
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I mean-
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Seriously, think about
how this plan usually turns out.
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(Groans)
That's my eye!
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Nice.
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Aah. My eye!
(Groaning)
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(Car Radio: Rock)
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(Shouting)
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That's my butt print! Look at it!
No two are the same!
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Ow!
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(Crying)
My eye!
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Uh, what am I supposed to do?
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He broke the code!
He's wrong!
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You know what?
You're right.
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He's, like, my oldest friend,
and he stabbed me in the back.
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So, Kelso, how many things
around here have you put your butt on?
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Let's start with what
I haven't put my butt on.
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Oh, just a moment.
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Red, it's somebody
about buying the Corvette.
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(Grunts)
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Well, Marlin, we've just seen the male
of the herd grunt his displeasure.
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But what does it mean?
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- The grunting indicates aggression, Jim.
- Ah!
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Idiots.
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I am about to sell something special to me,
because we're having another baby.
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And to do that,
I have to believe...
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that this child
won't turn out a smart-ass!
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Hello.
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Yes. Don't call here again.
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- Well, what happened?
- The guy sounded like he was eating.
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I don't want some fat bastard
eating in my car.
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Anyway, I'm going to
the doctor's this afternoon-
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(Singsongy)
because I'm pregnant!
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Oh. Oh. And you're picking your grandparents
up from the airport.
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I'm going to tell them that...
(Singsongy) I'm pregnant!
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They get in from Phoenix
at 5:00.
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You know, I was hoping when they moved
to Arizona, they'd get lost in the desert.
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- What's wrong with Mrs. Forman's parents?
- Nothing. They're just-
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They're very complicated people who
can't be summed up in a couple of words.
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- Grandma yells, Grandpa drinks.
- That pretty much summed it up.
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Now, that is not true.
My father is a wonderful man...
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who just gets a little sleepy.
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And my mother, well- fine-
is a little remote...
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which, I have learned
through many helpful books...
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makes it impossible
for her to say, "I love you."
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Even if it's the only thing
in the world...
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a sad little girl
needs to hear.
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And which is why
I say it to you every day.
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Eric, I love you.
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- (Kisses)
- (Chuckling)
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And you too, Steven.
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I love you!
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Oh, yeah. No, that's okay.
You don't have to-
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No, that's all right. (Grunts)
Okay, I love you too.
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I can't believe that you knew Jackie and
Hyde were together and you didn't tell me.
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We... barely knew.
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Yeah, we knew,
but we were in denial...
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because it's
so unnatural.
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Like radioactive spiders.
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Well, that's true.
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I'm- It's just-
How can Hyde do this to me?
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- Uh-oh. It sounds like he knows.
- Finally.
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What, your mom knew?
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And Fez?
Fez never knows anything!
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I know. I'm really
coming into my own.
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Whatever.
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You know, none of this is
as bad as Hyde not telling me.
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You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna make him tell me.
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- How are you gonna do that?
- By outwitting him conversationally.
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What a fine game
of cat and mouse it will be.
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I'm gonna go find
an eye patch.
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- So, what are you gonna say?
- Oh, it'll come to me in the moment.
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Don't you think you should
plan it out a little?
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Does an astronaut
plan out his missions?
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What happens in cat and mouse
if the cat is retarded?
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Oh, you just wait and see.
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(Clears Throat)
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- What's up?
- That's an interesting question, Hyde.
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What is up?
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- Well, I guess you know about me and Jackie.
- Ahh!
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So the battle of wits
has begun!
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What battle of wits? I admit it.
I've been messin' around with Jackie.
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I hate you!
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Ow! My eye!
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Thanks again
for the dream catchers.
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A blind Indian with three fingers
made those.
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It was quite a thing
to watch.
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Wow. I wonder
if him being blind...
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had something to do
with the losing the fingers.
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Actually, I think they were taken
as part of a primitive manhood ritual.
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Eric, I kinda like your grandparents.
What were you so worried about?
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- Wait for it.
- Burt, sweetie, I think that car is trying to pass.
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- Why don't you move over?
- Oh, he's fine.
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Honey, I really think
you should move over.
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- Sweetie, he can go around.
- (Shouts) Move!
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- I'm moving.
- (Tires Squealing)
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And when he saw you guys kissing,
he just fell apart.
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I mean, it was awful.
And then he ran into the screen door.
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Oh, he's just so bad
at doors.
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Look, if you don't
work things out with Kelso...
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everybody's gonna choose sides,
and nobody's gonna be friends anymore.
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Well, that's not my fault.
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Look, he deserted me.
He broke my heart.
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- I didn't do anything wrong.
- You're dating his best friend!
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You've gotta talk to him.
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You owe him an explanation.
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(Groans) This is so not the way
I wanted to spend the day.
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Well, I didn't wanna
spend the day...
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wiping tears and pudding
off of Kelso's cheek.
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Burt, honey, why don't you
come over and sit with us?
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I'm fine here.
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We'd really like it if you
would sit and join the party.
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- I'm part of the party right here.
- (Shouts) Sit!
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(Sighs)
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So, Burt, you're lookin' fit.
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Dry heat and central air.
That's the key.
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Uh-huh.
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I've even got
an air-conditioned garage.
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We can go from the house to the car
without ever feeling the heat.
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Wow. They literally never
have to breathe fresh air. Wow.
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Who needs it?
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Yep.
(Forced Chuckle)
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Well, those are some
real nice sandals, Burt.
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Hardly ever see those on men.
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Also made by
the handicapped Indian.
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What spirit.
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Oh, um,
everybody's here.
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- Here she is.
- Hello, Mom, Daddy.
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Kitty, tell everyone
your wonderful news. Quick.
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- I'd really rather not right now, Red.
- But that's why we're here.
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Yeah, for the love of God,
Mom, tell them.
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- No, I said not right now.
- Kitty, they came all this way.
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- Yeah, come on.
- Fine. You wanna hear the big news?
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The doctor told me
I started menopause.
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Kitty, language!
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- You're not pregnant?
- Nope. Nope.
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Just barren.
Talk about that.
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Mom, I'm really sorry.
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I know you wanted a baby,
but I'm not really sure what to say...
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mainly because I'm not
really sure what menopause is.
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Are you-Are you gonna,
like, lose your hair?
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Shut up!
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She's not losing anything.
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This just means
that from time to time-
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A woman's body- (Clears Throat)
Kitty, explain it to the boy.
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I'm just getting
some juice.
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Hey, Mom, maybe you
should talk to Grandma about this.
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Now, that's an idea.
I mean, we're just ignoramuses.
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Okay, okay. Scoot.
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Is it- Is it
like a lady-parts thing?
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We'll look it up
in the World Book.
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Oh, those cookies
look good.
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Well, thanks.
Sorry I made a scene.
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Oh, you were just tired.
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No, I wasn't just tired.
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Mom, I'm having
a really hard time here.
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Did it hit you
this hard too?
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- Did what, dear?
- Menopause.
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(Chuckles)
I never had it.
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Mom, everybody has it.
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Well, I've always been
quite health conscious.
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I told you to eat
more vegetables.
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You cannot expect me to believe
that you never went through menopause.
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- Well, I didn't.
- Yes, you did!
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Well, it doesn't matter,
because it's not nice to talk about.
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Not everything that needs
to be talked about has to be nice.
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Mom, why don't you ever
really talk to me?
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I told you
I liked your cookies!
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I'm gonna find your father.
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(Shouts)
Burt!
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Is she gone?
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00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:21,400
You know, that woman is crazy.
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00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:25,240
Your mother just doesn't know
how to talk to people.
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If she yells at you...
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she really means
that she's sorry you're upset.
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00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,760
And if she breaks
all your golf clubs...
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she means
"happy anniversary."
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Oh, Daddy, I love you.
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00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,400
I love you, punkin,
and so does your mother.
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(Bea Shouts)Burt!
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- You never saw me.
- Okay.
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Try to get my eye now!
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(Groaning)
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Hyde, get off!
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Not until you calm down.
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- Ah! A wet one!
- (Grunts)
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Fez, I'm gonna get free eventually,
and then I'm gonna kick your ass!
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(Grunting)
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Kelso, look, man,
we need to settle this.
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No, I don't wanna settle this!
I don't wanna talk about it!
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All I wanna do is pound you
so you can feel as bad as I do!
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Fine. Fair enough.
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Go ahead and hit me.
Free shot.
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You gonna hit me back?
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00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:54,280
No, man.
That's why they call it a free shot.
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Oh. Okay.
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Get ready.
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Here it comes.
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It's comin'.
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Get ready.
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We're ready.
Do it, fool!
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You know what?
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Forget it.
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It's not gonna
change anything.
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I just- Forget it.
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Look, Kelso...
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I didn't plan for this, but-
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Look, I'm sorry, okay?
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I'm- I'm really sorry.
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(Fez, Donna)
Aw!
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Would you get bent?
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- So what are we gonna do now?
- I'll tell you what you guys are gonna do.
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(Clears Throat) You two are gonna shake
hands, and you're gonna be done with it.
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00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,560
No.
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Come on.
Give it a try.
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Shake hands.
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- I don't wanna.
- (Shouts) Shake!
245
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:34,800
- (Sighs)
- Well, well. Look who it is.
246
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,200
Uh, look, Michael,
I'm glad I found you.
247
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:42,240
- How's your eye?
- What do you care?
248
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,440
Okay. Look, Michael,
I know we should've told you sooner...
249
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,920
but I'm not
gonna say I'm sorry...
250
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,120
because I wanted you,
and you left and broke my heart.
251
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,040
And I like Steven now...
252
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,680
so you need to get over it
so we can all become friends again.
253
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,440
Apology accepted.
254
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:05,240
(Scoffs)
Here, let me help you.
255
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:11,120
- Ow. My eye.
- Yeah.
256
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,920
Hey.
257
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,680
- How you doin'?
- Oh, great.
258
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,240
It's so nice to no longer
be a woman.
259
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,640
Kitty, that's not true.
260
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:35,360
You know, I've been tryin'
to think what I could do to-
261
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:39,360
to make you feel better,
and I finally came up with something.
262
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,760
I sent your parents
home early.
263
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,320
That kinda helps.
264
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:57,920
I just-
I really wanted to be pregnant.
265
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,600
You know what
the real kicker is?
266
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,640
This morning, when we thought
you were still pregnant...
267
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,400
I sold my Corvette.
268
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,760
(Laughing)
269
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Memorial Day, meningitis-
270
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,040
Okay, here we go.
Menopause.
271
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,920
Good God! I didn't think
they'd have pictures.
272
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,920
Well, at least they use
the word "uterus" a lot.
273
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,200
I could've gone
a whole lifetime...
274
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:54,040
without knowing they had
a mucus membrane.
275
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,880
Well, you just-
276
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,480
You can't unlearn something
like that, you know?
277
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,400
Oh, no.
Look at the symptoms.
278
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:13,000
"Temperamental behavior,
mood swings, facial hair."
279
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,760
Uh-oh. Dad, I think
you have menopause.
280
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,160
Hey, Eric,
can you hand me a cookie?
281
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,160
No, I can't reach
while I'm driving.
282
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:39,040
- Come on. Please? Just one cookie.
- Just wait till I stop.
283
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:41,000
(Shouts)
Cookie!
284
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,840
You know, Donna,
you catch more flies with sugar.
285
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,040
Right, Burt?
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00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,920
(Snoring)
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