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Whatever.
Whatever.
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(Scoffs)
Yeah, like I care.
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All right. I'll talk
to you later, Jackie.
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Ew. Do you mind not getting
all gooey and romantic...
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when I'm about to eat my breakfast?
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What crawled up your butt?
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You and Jackie.
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Then you started
making out in there.
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Hey! No more butt talk at breakfast.
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Look, if you're not gonna
break up with Jackie...
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then you have to tell Kelso, okay?
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- It's like the ethical thing to do.
- Thank you, Johnny Cub Scout.
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What are you gonna do, take away
my friendship merit badge?
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No, because Cub Scouts
are awarded achievement beads.
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Badges.
(Chuckles)
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- So, anybody hungry?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, that sounds good.
- Starved!
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Ladies first.
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Or ladies only.
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Oh, well, um-
well, it's not all for me.
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I'm eating for two now.
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- (Red, Hyde, Eric) What?
- I'm pregnant.
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Oh, God. No!
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I mean, great.
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(Rock Group Singing)
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(Ends)
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Kitty, are you sure
you're-you're pregnant?
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Maybe you're just
puttin' on your winter weight.
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Red, a woman knows.
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Not to mention I'm late.
And not for work.
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For my menstrual cycle.
Hooray!
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That is great news, Mrs. Forman.
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Now, you stay away
from those smokes.
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If you smoke when you're pregnant,
they come out all spindly.
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Shut up.
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Mom, congratulations.
This is awesome.
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Please, love me the most.
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Well, you're sure
being quiet over there, Red.
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I'm... soaking in the moment.
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Okay. I-I know this is unexpected...
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but I just think it's gonna bring us
so much happiness, don't you?
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Sure.
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You know how much I love babies.
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(Laughing)
Oh, what a day. I am so happy.
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I'm just-
I'm just gonna go throw up.
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I just don't understand
how this could have happened.
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Hmm. Maybe it's about time
we had "the talk."
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You see, when a boy
loves a girl-
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- Doesn't have to love her.
- That's true.
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"Anyhoo,"
the boy's sexual organ-
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Hey!
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Shut it, dumb-ass.
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Wow. That kid's gonna love it here.
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I can't believe
they're having a baby.
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I can't believe they're still
having sex.
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I mean, my Dad's back goes out if you
look at him wrong.
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- That's why she was probably on top.
- Thanks.
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Thanks, Hyde.
You just killed a part of me.
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Yeah. That's why you got
to put on your raincoat...
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every damn time.
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Well, except for the first time.
Free pass!
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No, Kelso, that's just a myth.
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You're only safe if you do it underwater.
Right, Hyde?
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That's right, buddy.
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Oops.
Oh, a little help, Donna.
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- Sure.
- Oh, nice!
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Catch this, tool!
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- What was that for?
- You keep dropping the ball.
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Well, so I'm a butterfingers.
Isn't that punishment enough?
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Now look. The ball's all the way
over there in the backyard.
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Little help, Donna.
(Groans)
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God! Fine, I'll get it. God!
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Hey, Steven.
I had fun last night.
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- You had fun doing what?
- Huh? Hey, Michael.
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Um, I went to the movies.
Right, Donna?
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Oh, um, I don't know.
I was with Eric all night.
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But I'm really interested
in this movie.
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Why don't you tell us
all about it?
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Donna?
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Fine.
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You know, it's that new movie
starring that big, red whore.
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Oh, you mean, the one where the big,
red whore is sick of people keeping secrets.
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No. No, no. The one where the big, red whore
keeps sticking her big, red nose...
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in places where it
doesn't belong.
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Hey. Watch what you say
about the big, red whore.
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Thank you, Eric. What did Sissy Spacek
ever do to any of you?
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Way to go, guys.
You know how he feels about Sissy!
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Fez, wait!
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Donna, what is with you?
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Look, I'm sick of covering
for your creepy, unnatural relationship.
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And I shouldn't have to.
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I mean, Hyde, you and Kelso have been friends
forever, and you owe it to him to tell him.
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Yeah, this is way worse than when you stole
his headgear and used it to clean out your sink.
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It's tough love, man.
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You know what?
Forget it.
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You obviously don't care about Kelso
or any of the rest of us.
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Yeah, 'cause when this blows up,
guess what. We're all screwed.
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Steven, do you really think
we're a creepy, unnatural couple?
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Come on.
That's a crazy question.
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I mean, if this relationship wasn't just
a little bit creepy and unnatural...
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I wouldn't be in it.
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Oh, Eric, look.
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Your little, pink baby sweater.
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Oh, oh, and the matching
pink bonnet.
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Um, had they explained
to you yet that I was a boy?
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Oh, I am just
so excited about this baby.
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Well, yeah.
You should be.
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And Dad should be too.
What's with him anyway?
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Oh, no. That's just his way.
He'll be fine.
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When I first told him
about you...
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he said, "Oh, crap!"
and stormed out.
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But then he came back
happy as a clam.
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And then, of course, when you got older,
he got mad again...
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on account of you
not being so very good at sports.
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Don't worry about your father.
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He'll come around.
He always does.
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My "banky-boo"!
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Hey, Forman.
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So I've decided I'm gonna tell Kelso
about me and Jackie.
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Well, well. I'm glad you finally decided
to listen to your conscience.
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It's not my conscience, man,
'cause I don't have a conscience.
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You know that.
It's just 'cause, you know...
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I figured me and Jackie might be
together a little while, so-
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But, man, she's the devil.
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What can I do?
She's hot.
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No, you only think she's hot...
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because she's made of hellfire.
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All right. What if you were stranded
on a desert island with her?
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(Sighs)
Murder-suicide.
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Okay.
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PictureJackie in a little bikini
made out of coconuts.
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Where's our signal fire?
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And don't give me any,
"Oh, boo-hoo, my hands are bleeding."
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Suck it up.
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Aw, damn, I got a splinter.
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You couldn't grab the tweezers
as the ship was going down?
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(Scoffs)
Moron.
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Well, that was unpleasant.
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Okay. Try it again.
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But this time do what I do.
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(No Audible Dialogue)
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Good God, she is hot.
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Hey, guys.
What you talkin' about?
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(Hyde, Eric)
Indy 500.
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- Nice.
- All right.
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Hey, can one of you guys give me a ride
to the D.M.V. tomorrow?
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- I lost my license in California.
- Sure, Hyde'll take you.
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- What?
- Yeah. It will give you two a chance to catch up.
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He can tell you how he spent
his summer break.
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Yeah.
All right.
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- So what happened to your license, man?
- Oh, a shark ate it.
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Really?
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How?
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Fine. I lost it.
You happy now!
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Oh, here you are.
How ya feeling?
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Better?
I bet you're feeling better.
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I'm fine.
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Is that liquor on your breath?
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What is the matter with you, Red?
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Well-
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You know-
I mean-
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It's just-
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I'm not sellin' the Corvette!
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- What?
- Kids are expensive.
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That's gonna be
the first thing to go.
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I waited 25 years to have
that car because we had kids.
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And believe me, I love them.
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But this is supposed to be our time.
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Kitty, people our age don't have kids.
They have grandkids.
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Well, we're having a kid,
so deal with it.
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Well, I'm having a Corvette,
so deal with that!
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Ooh, a staring contest.
I got winner.
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Okay, Mr. Red, it looks like
it's just you and me.
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Still the king.
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And here I am ecstatic, and Red comes home
babbling about his precious Corvette.
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Well, I'll tell you something.
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I may be the one who's pregnant,
but I did not get that way by myself.
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He's the one who
wouldn't go to sleep.
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You know, Mrs. Forman, there are other ways
of dealing with that.
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I mean, have you tried telling him
you just like him as a friend?
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You're carrying Red's baby.
He should be kissing your ass.
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God! Why are men such jerks? Huh?
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Tell me.
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Well, I just came in here
for the ice cream...
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so I'm just gonna make mine to go.
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Men plant their seed
and think their work is done.
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But women have a being
growing inside of us...
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the size of a wine jug.
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It's got to come out somehow.
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Oh, oh, oh. It's like that
nature show, you know...
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where the snake eats an antelope in one bite,
and you're thinking, "Impossible."
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And then it-it-it
unhinges its jaw, and in it goes.
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Well, giving birth is just like that,
only the other direction.
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And I need your father there,
holding my hand and telling me it's okay...
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because I can't swallow
an antelope alone.
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No, you can't.
And no woman should have to.
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That bastard.
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(Chattering)
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Ah, we've been here for, like, an hour.
We've only moved, like, two feet.
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You think the lines
at the D.M.V. are long?
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You should see the free clinic.
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Now, there's a wait.
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Man, you've been to the free clinic?
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No.
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Oh, but I did see your mom there.
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Burn!
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(Groans)
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(Chuckles)
That's gonna leave a mark.
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Just like your mom did!
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Come on.
Move it! Damn!
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Gentlemen, I'm sorry you
had to see my dark side.
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Please excuse me.
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
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Ta-ta.
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(Clears Throat)
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Look, man, I got to talk to you
about some things...
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that happened while
you were gone this summer.
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Hyde, if this is about
free ice cream, naked volleyball...
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or a dog wearing a hat and sunglasses,
I'd rather not even know.
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No, it's aboutJackie.
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What aboutJackie?
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She was with someone,
I knew it. Damn it!
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Well, you know, you guys are broken up,
so who cares, right?
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We're not-
I don't care. It's just-
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I mean, she was
a big part of my life...
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and I just hate the thought of her
being off with some random guy.
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Well, what if I told you
it was with a friend?
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Would that make it better?
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No.
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That would make it worse, stupid.
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Aw, you're messing with me.
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Okay, 'cause I-
A friend would never do that.
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Aw, man.
Hyde, you got me again.
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Just like I got your mom!
(Laughing)
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What is with the hitting?
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Guys?
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I love this place.
I want to work here.
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You just said you hated it.
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Yeah, but I went up to the counter,
and the guy treated me like crap.
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But he was treating everybody like crap-
poor, rich, black, white.
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We're all crap.
242
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,120
And look at him.
243
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,040
Think he was popular in high school?
244
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:22,440
No way.
But now... he's the belle of the ball.
245
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:28,000
Well, my friends, it's my turn
to get a taste of those balls.
246
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:41,720
Hey. I was just inside with Mom
and she's really upset.
247
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,840
I just want to know-
What's your problem?
248
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,880
You made me bald.
249
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,280
- What?
- Five generations-
250
00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:01,840
not one bald head in my family.
251
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:05,560
Then you came along, and-
Well, look at it.
252
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,120
Children make me bald.
253
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,080
You know what?
Wear a hat.
254
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,520
'Cause Mom is really scared...
255
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,880
and she could really use
a little damn support right now.
256
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,800
And I don't usually
tell you what to do...
257
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:28,880
'cause you usually do the right thing,
but this time you didn't.
258
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:32,800
You know how you're always telling me
to be a man? Well, be a man!
259
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,800
I made you bald?
You made me skinny!
260
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,120
Oh, hey. How'd it go at the D.M.V.?
Did you tell Kelso?
261
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,200
Nah, I blew it off.
262
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,240
What? Why?
263
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:54,600
I don't know.
It's just really hot in there.
264
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,080
Really? 'Cause I think
you chickened out.
265
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,760
No, I didn't chicken out, man.
266
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:07,520
I just didn't want to drop the news
in front of all those people, you know?
267
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,280
I mean, haven't I done
enough to the guy?
268
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:16,240
So you felt bad?
269
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:19,240
Oh, my God, you felt bad!
270
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:22,400
No, I don't feel bad.
I don't feel anything.
271
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:27,520
I don't know. I think someone's
been to Oz and gotten himself a heart.
272
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:35,800
- Shut up, Forman.
- Yeah, Eric.
273
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:39,120
Maybe we should lay off.
He's had a rough day.
274
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,800
- Aw.
- I really want to lay off...
275
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,440
but it's just so hot in here.
276
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,960
Get bent!
277
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,360
- (Door Closes)
- He felt bad.
278
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,600
- I think we really got through to him.
- Yeah.
279
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,600
- He's not gonna tell Kelso.
- No.
280
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,840
Oh. So you're hiding out here.
281
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,400
Got a call for some man
about a Corvette.
282
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:12,160
What, you gonna buy another one so you can
ride 'em around like a couple of water skis?
283
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:15,800
- I'm selling the Corvette.
- What?
284
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,880
Look, could we finish this later?
285
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,040
I'm kind of in the middle
of something.
286
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,480
Is that Eric's old cradle?
287
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:29,880
Yeah, well, uh, the paint was
all chipped off...
288
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:33,160
and I kind
of remember that, uh-
289
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,120
that they liked
sleepin' in this thing...
290
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:43,560
when they weren't peein' and poopin'
all over the place.
291
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,680
Oh, Red.
That is so sweet.
292
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,440
Yeah, well...
293
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,520
it might be fun.
294
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,600
Hell, this time
we might even get an athlete.
295
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,600
Oh!
296
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,560
- Hey.
- Hey.
297
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,480
So did you tell Michael yet?
298
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,920
Oh, yeah, well, I was gonna,
but, um, you know...
299
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,360
the... timing just
didn't seem right.
300
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,280
Oh, I-I understand.
301
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,600
I mean, it's kind of like-
it's kind of like setting your hair.
302
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:28,400
If you don't wait long enough, then it's
totally flat and- (Scoffs) like Donna's.
303
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:32,880
But if you wait just the right amount of time,
then it's perfect...
304
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,960
like mine.
305
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,720
Steven, are you even
listening to me?
306
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,600
God help me, I am.
307
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,480
Steven.
308
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,520
So that's what an adulteress is.
309
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,600
I always thought
that it was a tiny adult.
310
00:19:56,560 --> 00:20:01,240
Hey, uh- Hey, buddy, what do you say we
take this party back to the living room, huh?
311
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,480
Um, yeah, that's a good idea.
312
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,880
No, but I want
a peanut butter and banana-
313
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,840
(Chuckling)
314
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,920
Why is Hyde kissin'Jackie?
315
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,720
What the hell?
316
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,640
He's dead.
317
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,520
They have a lot of questions
in the D.M.V. application.
318
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,760
Let's see.
"Sex"?
319
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,800
Please.
(Giggles)
320
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,280
Lots.
321
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,200
"Address"?
322
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,640
If I must, but I prefer pants.
323
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,880
"State"?
324
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,840
Nervous but excited.
325
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,480
"Mother's maiden name"?
326
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,960
Streisand, but she
won't acknowledge me.
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