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Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
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You guys!
You guys!
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Oh, my God,
you're not gonna believe this!
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- Dude, what?
- You guys...
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Heather Williams
farted during P.E. class.
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- So?
- So?
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Heather Williams
farted during P.E. class!
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That means we are
gonna sit courtside
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at the Denver Nuggets game
next Saturday!
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What?
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Ugh! Heather Williams' mom
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works for Coors in Golden!
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Coors is
the second biggest sponsor
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of the Pepsi Center
where the Nuggets play!
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We tell Heather that if she
doesn't get us courtside seats,
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then everyone's gonna know
she farted in P.E. class!
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Whoa. I've never seen
a Nuggets game in person.
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Well, we're about to! All we
have to do is show Heather
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we have proof
and she'll do whatever we want!
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What proof do you have?
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Kenny had his phone out!
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He got a photo of Heather
right when she farted.
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Look! Isn't this awesome,
you guys?!
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Let's go, Nuggets!
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Let's go, Nuggets!
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Let's go, Nuggets!
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Kids! Kids, can I
have your attention, please.
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Kids, listen up.
This is an emergency.
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Everything is fine but...
we are sending you all home.
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Some of you may have heard
but there's a little virus
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going around and the school
district wants to make sure
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we're all safe,
so we're shutting down
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the school for about two weeks.
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Two weeks?! Yippie!
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Oh, not now.
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Your parents are here to
pick you up. So let's go.
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I'm sure it's nothing; we'll
see you in a couple of weeks.
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You guys... you guys,
Heather Thompson
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farted in P.E. class! Guys?
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Every night
I have the same dream,
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and relive
the whole thing again...
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It's called social distancing.
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If we stay six feet apart
from each other
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and wear a mask...
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And also I'm shutting down
the city and I'm a pervert.
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And we've got to get control
of this thing!
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I'm just getting sick of
being here every day with you,
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- that's all.
- You think
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I like being here every day
with you?!
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I am much easier
to get along with
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during a stay-at-home order!
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Stan... ♪
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Come on, Stan,
we're gonna visit Grandpa!
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Hi, Grandpa!
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Hi, Grandpa!
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Isn't it great
to see Grandpa, kids?
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Look, let's just face it,
you guys.
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We don't trust each other
and we don't like each other.
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I hate this stupid farm.
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In the dream,
I relive the entire pandemic.
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Oh, God, no!
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My little girl!
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Oh, no! Oh, God!
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Now that I'm older,
the dream isn't just a dream
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because the whole pandemic
has started all over again.
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A brand-new variant
of the COVID virus has emerged
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in Colorado
and now panic and fear
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spreads throughout the world.
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The new outbreak started
with the death
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of renowned scientist
Kenny McCormick,
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and has therefore been named
Kenny McCormikron.
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It's been 38 years since
the pandemic first started,
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and people are beginning
to say enough is enough.
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The town of South Park has been
put under strict lockdown
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to try and contain
the new variant.
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Nobody is allowed in or out for
the next 20 to 30 years.
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Attention.
You are under quarantine.
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Someone in your community
is not vaccinated.
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Maintain social distance and
wear a chin diaper if possible.
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Attention.
You are under quarantine.
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Someone in your community
is not vaccinated.
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Maintain social distance
and wear a chin diaper
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if possible.
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Attention.
You are under quarantine.
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Someone in your community
is not...
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Come on inside and rejuvenate.
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Denny's is now
Denny's Applebee's Max.
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Taste the difference.
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Welcome to
Denny's Applebee's Max.
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Just one joining us today?
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Listen to me very carefully
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and try not to
change your expression.
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They could be listening.
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This... is the last
sprout of Tegridy Weed.
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We have to get it somewhere
outside of town.
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Sir, the whole town is
under quarantine.
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Nothing's allowed in or out.
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We have to replicate it.
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It's the only way for people
to have Tegridy again.
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Uh, okay, sir,
if you don't want to eat,
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then I'll need to
ask you to leave.
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Don't you understand
this could change the world.
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Maybe the Denny's side
of you doesn't care,
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but the Applebee's side of you
must want to help!
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There you are, Mr. Marsh.
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Come on. Time to go
back to the old folks home.
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I can't go back!
Everyone listen!
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This little sprout
is humanity's only hope!
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Let's go back to
the retirement home.
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We can get you
some nice ice cream, okay?
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I don't want ice cream,
I want my species to survive!
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- Back off!
- Let's go, Mr. Marsh!
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Don't make this
difficult for us!
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Why, you son of a bitch.
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- Come on, Mr. Marsh.
- Who...?
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It's me, Token.
We know about the pangolin.
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Your son and his friends
are trying to stop all this
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from happening. We need
to get you to Kenny's lab.
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Dr. Kenneth McCormick
will now be attempting to
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travel back in time
in order to stop
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the COVID pandemic
from ever happening.
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At the moment
Kenny time traveled,
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he blew all the transformers
here in the lab.
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If you're going to try
and replicate his work,
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we'll be doing it
at half capacity.
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The bigger problem
is that we can't even get
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into half of Kenny's equipment.
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We have access to the machines,
but the codes to operate
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those machines are behind
an 86-Mag firewall
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with restricted access,
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requiring an in-person
vocal scan of either
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Kenny McCormick or of
his associate, Victor Chouce.
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But Kenny is dead and Chouce is
locked away in a mental asylum.
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So we go to the asylum
and convince them
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to let us
bring Chouce here, easy.
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There's more.
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When Kenny bent time,
the negative ions
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actually killed
everyone else in the room.
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We have to find some thin,
reflective material
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that can be worn
to bounce the energy.
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We're going to need...
some aluminum foil.
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Jesus Christ.
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Aluminum foil?
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That's impossible, Wendy.
It's the fucking future.
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All the aluminum foil is stuck
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out on cargo ships
in Long Beach.
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Yeah, I know.
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Look, guys, I know
this is all a long shot.
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But Kenny went
back in time and got COVID
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because it destroyed
our friendship.
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All of this is our fault,
and we can't do it without you.
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I'll help however I can
to stop this stupid pandemic
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once and for all.
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Yeah, I can't be stuck
in quarantine
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my whole life... I gotta get back
to my job doing future comedy.
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Speakin' of which,
what's the biggest
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difference between
a Christian man and a lesbian?
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Absolutely nothing.
They are totally the same
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and deserve
to be treated as such.
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Thanks, everybody.
We can do this!
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Wendy, you guys
stay here and try
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to get the lab running again.
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Kyle and I will go get
Victor Chouce.
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Tweek and Craig, you guys find
some aluminum foil.
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- How the hell do we do that?!
- Just start looking!
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Come on, guys!
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- All right, let's do this!
- I'll drive, get in the back.
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Alexa! Set a course
for South Park Mental Asylum.
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Alexa, set a course
for South Park Mental Asylum.
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Do you ever think
about how the way
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you act affects other people?
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Oh, no, goddamn it.
Not right now.
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Oh, yeah, don't wanna
talk about that.
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Let's just pretend like
that's not even an issue.
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Alexa, please,
we have to get to the asylum
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and we don't know where it is.
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- Who's this?
- It's just my Alexa.
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"Just my Alexa"?
You're a piece of shit!
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You're a fucking alcoholic
piece of shit!
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- Alexa...
- Find the asylum your fucking self!
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Find it your fucking self.
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You do whatever
the fuck you want
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and just destroy
the people around you.
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And by the way,
there's a tankless humidifier
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available from one
of your favorite sellers.
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Would you like to know more?!
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Yes, yes, I'd like to know more.
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Okay. The newest
humidifiers from Walgreens Max
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are actually tankless
and use up to 50%
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less water
than standard humidifiers.
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Okay, that's really cool. Uh,
add that to my shopping list.
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Well, and people who
were interested
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in tankless humidifiers
were also interested in
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three-pack filters.
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That's great. Do those have
the Prime delivery?
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Dude, we don't really
have time for this.
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Dude, shut the fuck up!
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Please help see us through
this new COVID variant.
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Please help us
to make it through this
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difficult quarantine.
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And let people see that...
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as bad as COVID is,
it's not as bad as diabetes.
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Hello?
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Sorry, the church is closed
due to the COVID variant.
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Father, please.
Will you protect my family?
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Rabbi Cartman?
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My family isn't safe, Father.
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I realize now
that Kyle Broflovski
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will stop at nothing
to break us apart.
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Uncle Kyle hates us
because we're Jewish.
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And he's a self-hating Jew.
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Uncle Kyle, no, no, no!
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Menorah, hold your brother.
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As a fellow person of faith,
Father,
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I'm begging you to help us.
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Well, well,
what can I do, Rabbi?
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Kyle has already
convinced a bunch of people
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to join his cause.
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I have to create my own secret
rebellion to stop him.
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Eric, please, I'm scared
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and I don't understand
all of this.
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Kyle wants to go back in time...
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and change the past so that you
and I possibly never even meet.
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If I never met you,
my life would be meaningless.
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Mine, too.
You are my whole world.
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I promise you that I will do
everything I can to stop Kyle...
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and save our family.
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I understand that you wish
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to see one of our inmates.
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- Victor Chouce?
- Yeah.
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We-we have a lot of questions
for Mr. Chouce.
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He's an extremely dangerous
and diluted individual.
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We don't take
visitations lightly.
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What exactly did he do?
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Unspeakable things.
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He has destroyed lives.
This entire state has never seen
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a monster of his magnitude.
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I've lived in South Park
all my life
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and I've never heard of him.
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That's because Victor
has been hidden from view...
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ever since the pandemic began.
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Victor's parents were very
protective during the pandemic.
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Even when the stay-at-home
orders were lifted
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his parents kept him
locked away in his room.
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Victor longed to
go outside and play.
247
00:12:27,890 --> 00:12:33,762
Then 2021 happened, people
thought the pandemic was over.
248
00:12:33,829 --> 00:12:35,964
Victor's parents left
him grounded in his room
249
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while they went to
see a movie in Denver.
250
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They never returned.
251
00:12:40,736 --> 00:12:44,606
Victor was grounded in his room
for over 16 years.
252
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His name isn't Chouce.
253
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It's Chaos.
254
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We are not responsible for what
happens to you in there.
255
00:13:01,189 --> 00:13:02,558
I warn you...
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you are not going to like
what you're about to see.
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Excuse me.
258
00:13:21,076 --> 00:13:22,244
Hello?
259
00:13:27,149 --> 00:13:29,084
Well, hey, fellas!
260
00:13:29,151 --> 00:13:30,652
Butters...
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00:13:30,719 --> 00:13:32,621
I thought you were
just the guards again.
262
00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:34,756
It's good to see
some new faces in here.
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00:13:34,823 --> 00:13:37,225
I'll bet you're looking to
make yourselves some money, huh?
264
00:13:37,292 --> 00:13:39,161
Well, you came to the right guy.
265
00:13:39,227 --> 00:13:41,129
My name's Vic. Vic Chaos.
266
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:43,732
There's a whole lot of people
that can tell you how much money
267
00:13:43,799 --> 00:13:46,301
Vic Chaos made them, so don't
just take my word for it.
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00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:49,304
Butters, it's your old friends
Stan and Kyle.
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00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:52,674
Stan and Kyle.
Stan and Kyle...
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00:13:52,741 --> 00:13:54,176
I know what you're thinking.
271
00:13:54,242 --> 00:13:56,878
You're thinking,
"What can Vic Chaos do for me?"
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00:13:56,945 --> 00:13:58,614
We all wanna be happy, right?
273
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,682
We all want our little piece
of the apple pie!
274
00:14:00,749 --> 00:14:02,317
Everyone else
is out making a buck,
275
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,353
why shouldn't you guys
be making the kind of cash
276
00:14:04,419 --> 00:14:05,954
you deserve? Am I right?
277
00:14:06,755 --> 00:14:08,924
Butters, we're here
to ask you about Kenny.
278
00:14:08,991 --> 00:14:10,892
Sorry, guys,
you have me confused.
279
00:14:10,959 --> 00:14:13,128
I think Butters was
a twerpy little loser kid
280
00:14:13,195 --> 00:14:15,397
whose parents didn't love him.
My name's Vic.
281
00:14:15,464 --> 00:14:16,965
Vic Chaos.
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00:14:17,799 --> 00:14:21,336
Okay, Vic, can you tell us
about this?
283
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:24,973
Why is your name all over
Kenny McCormick's research?
284
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:28,477
Oh, Dr. McCormick! Sure,
I did some things for him.
285
00:14:28,543 --> 00:14:30,812
Where do you think he got all
the money to do his experiments,
286
00:14:30,879 --> 00:14:32,881
huh? I had said to him,
I said, "Ken,
287
00:14:32,948 --> 00:14:34,650
"you've got all these
crazy ideas but you got
288
00:14:34,716 --> 00:14:38,053
no capital to see 'em through.
Let me help you out with that."
289
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,287
You know,
he's a really great guy.
290
00:14:39,354 --> 00:14:40,589
Let me get you all together.
291
00:14:40,656 --> 00:14:42,424
Maybe you can all
do a lunch or something.
292
00:14:42,491 --> 00:14:44,726
Victor, Kenny's dead.
293
00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:47,629
Oh, whoa, bummer alert.
294
00:14:47,696 --> 00:14:50,866
Just goes to show you, huh,
there's never enough time to get
295
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,401
out there
and make the kind of money
296
00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:53,969
you always dreamed of making.
297
00:14:54,036 --> 00:14:55,370
Well, I'll tell you what, guys,
298
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,173
I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret...
299
00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,275
I'm gonna
tell you something that's
300
00:15:00,342 --> 00:15:01,943
going to change your life.
301
00:15:02,010 --> 00:15:04,546
Have you ever heard of NFTs?
302
00:15:22,364 --> 00:15:27,002
There you go.
Shh. You're safe now.
303
00:15:27,069 --> 00:15:31,039
Look how fast you're growing.
Daddy loves you so much.
304
00:15:31,106 --> 00:15:33,842
Mr. Marsh, we need to
speak with you now, please.
305
00:15:33,909 --> 00:15:36,278
Yeah.
It's looking good.
306
00:15:36,344 --> 00:15:40,082
With the aquaponics, the weed is
already putting out new sprouts.
307
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:44,052
Thank you all for helping me
get the Tegridy somewhere safe.
308
00:15:44,119 --> 00:15:46,922
I know you all realize
how important it is.
309
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:50,559
We don't actually care
about the marijuana, Mr. Marsh.
310
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,260
What we need to know...
311
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:55,263
is exactly where in
Wuhan, China you were
312
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:58,900
when you had intercourse
with a pangolin.
313
00:16:00,902 --> 00:16:02,771
That's really not important.
314
00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:05,307
It's extremely important
because to save this town,
315
00:16:05,373 --> 00:16:06,975
your son and his friends
are going to try
316
00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:09,611
to go back in time
and stop it from happening.
317
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:12,347
That is the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.
318
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,384
Mr. Marsh,
we are all in lockdown
319
00:16:16,451 --> 00:16:17,753
for the next half century.
320
00:16:17,819 --> 00:16:19,755
If there's even a chance
of altering the past
321
00:16:19,821 --> 00:16:21,056
so that this doesn't happen...
322
00:16:21,123 --> 00:16:23,458
This is the key
to saving our town!
323
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:27,496
The answer is in what we
all do now, in the present!
324
00:16:27,562 --> 00:16:29,564
And I'm sorry, but focusing on
325
00:16:29,631 --> 00:16:31,633
who started the pandemic
is racist.
326
00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:36,872
Mr. Marsh, exactly what week
did you travel to China in 2019?
327
00:16:36,938 --> 00:16:39,107
Do you understand
the butterfly effect?
328
00:16:39,174 --> 00:16:43,545
How one small thing in time
can infect the entire future?
329
00:16:43,612 --> 00:16:46,782
You can theorize all you want
on changing events
330
00:16:46,848 --> 00:16:49,384
that happened in the past
but I promise you...
331
00:16:49,451 --> 00:16:53,488
I fuck that pangolin
every single time.
332
00:16:57,793 --> 00:16:59,394
Please, we're not done!
333
00:16:59,461 --> 00:17:01,163
We have more questions
for Butters.
334
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,765
You've upset him and I
specifically asked you not to.
335
00:17:03,832 --> 00:17:07,235
How'd we upset him?
He seems fine.
336
00:17:07,302 --> 00:17:08,570
He seems fine?
337
00:17:08,637 --> 00:17:11,072
Do you have any idea
what he did to people?
338
00:17:11,139 --> 00:17:13,074
Do you know why Victor Chouce is
339
00:17:13,141 --> 00:17:15,477
kept under such strict
surveillance?
340
00:17:15,544 --> 00:17:19,014
Being grounded all those years
in his room,
341
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,116
he had access to an iPad.
342
00:17:21,183 --> 00:17:24,953
He started learning about NFTs.
343
00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:28,723
Then before long,
he was trading them online.
344
00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:31,059
- So?
- So?!
345
00:17:31,126 --> 00:17:33,094
He escaped once before.
346
00:17:33,161 --> 00:17:35,330
In just a few hours
he managed to get thousands
347
00:17:35,397 --> 00:17:39,067
of people to invest in NFTs.
Just like he almost did you.
348
00:17:39,134 --> 00:17:40,936
He didn't convince us
to do anything.
349
00:17:41,002 --> 00:17:44,339
Trust me, another 30 seconds
in that room and you
350
00:17:44,406 --> 00:17:47,742
would have started considering
NFTs as a viable investment.
351
00:17:48,577 --> 00:17:50,011
Please listen to me.
352
00:17:50,078 --> 00:17:52,881
Butters used the money
he made off NFTs to finance
353
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,016
- our friend's...
- He didn't make money off NFTs,
354
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:58,253
he made it off getting
other people to buy NFTs!
355
00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,521
Okay, whatever!
356
00:17:59,588 --> 00:18:01,122
But he was working
with Kenny McCormick
357
00:18:01,189 --> 00:18:03,058
who was actually
trying to fix things.
358
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,726
He was Kenny's main investor.
359
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:07,929
If you don't believe me, look
at the paper I gave Butters.
360
00:18:09,331 --> 00:18:11,900
You gave Victor
a piece of paper?
361
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:15,170
You gave Victor a piece
of paper?!
362
00:18:21,076 --> 00:18:23,345
Hey, can you hear me?
363
00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:27,449
I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret.
364
00:18:27,515 --> 00:18:29,117
NFTs are gonna blow up.
365
00:18:29,184 --> 00:18:30,418
You should really get in now
366
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:31,920
'cause they're really
the future.
367
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,256
Why would I invest
in a digital good?
368
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,724
You can't even... Stupid.
369
00:18:35,790 --> 00:18:37,259
That's what the critics
are saying
370
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,294
but see, they don't understand.
371
00:18:40,295 --> 00:18:43,298
Victor...!
372
00:18:51,773 --> 00:18:54,009
No. No, no, no, no...
373
00:18:54,075 --> 00:18:56,544
Gone. Just gone.
374
00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:59,681
My savings. My house.
375
00:18:59,748 --> 00:19:01,216
But I have this.
376
00:19:01,283 --> 00:19:04,019
Little green panda bear
on a skateboard.
377
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:09,024
No. No!
378
00:19:11,226 --> 00:19:15,030
Without morality,
there is no God.
379
00:19:16,064 --> 00:19:18,300
The basis of
the entire Jewish faith
380
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:21,770
is on a covenant between God
and humanity.
381
00:19:21,836 --> 00:19:24,839
To try and mess with time
is wrong.
382
00:19:24,906 --> 00:19:27,309
Rather, it is playing God.
383
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,812
And I am glad to have you all
come here today to help me
384
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:34,983
stop these individuals who
would try to change the future.
385
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,819
Kyle Broflovski
has led people astray
386
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,321
and is at this very moment
387
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,856
trying to bend the fabric
of time.
388
00:19:41,923 --> 00:19:47,629
Together we can stop him
and stop this blasphemy of God.
389
00:19:49,497 --> 00:19:51,266
- Yes?
- Um...
390
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:53,435
This is about
actual time travel?
391
00:19:53,501 --> 00:19:55,937
I thought this was
a Doctor Who convention.
392
00:19:56,004 --> 00:19:59,474
Exterminate. Exterminate.
393
00:20:01,142 --> 00:20:02,978
Kevin, goddamn it.
394
00:20:03,044 --> 00:20:05,413
You have done this
your whole goddamn life.
395
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,650
No, this is not about
Doctor Who,
396
00:20:08,717 --> 00:20:10,618
this is about real time travel.
397
00:20:10,685 --> 00:20:12,153
People are really trying
398
00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:15,190
to go back in time,
and we are the rebellion
399
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,192
who must secretly
and urgently...
400
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,427
Who is that?!
401
00:20:19,494 --> 00:20:20,962
Make sure they know
the password!
402
00:20:21,029 --> 00:20:22,597
I'm on it!
403
00:20:23,498 --> 00:20:26,501
They might be on to us.
Oh, God, no.
404
00:20:29,504 --> 00:20:32,841
Shh! You guys stay quiet.
Someone is here.
405
00:20:33,641 --> 00:20:36,878
- Eric, I'm scared.
- Are they going to get us, Papa?
406
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:39,381
Nobody is going
to touch my family.
407
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,750
I started
writing a diary, Daddy.
408
00:20:41,816 --> 00:20:45,253
About all the things
Uncle Kyle is doing to us.
409
00:20:46,087 --> 00:20:47,789
Oh, my God, I love you so much.
410
00:20:47,856 --> 00:20:49,424
Just-just shh, okay? Just shh.
411
00:20:49,491 --> 00:20:52,027
I'll be right back, okay?
Just shh.
412
00:20:54,863 --> 00:20:55,930
Hello?
413
00:20:55,997 --> 00:20:58,166
Father?
Are you in there?
414
00:20:58,233 --> 00:21:00,402
H-Hello? W-Who is it?
415
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,270
Father, it's Tweek and Craig.
416
00:21:02,337 --> 00:21:04,506
We need to talk to you
about something urgent.
417
00:21:04,572 --> 00:21:06,574
Is it about our
super-secret rebel group
418
00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:08,343
to stop people
from time traveling?
419
00:21:08,410 --> 00:21:10,211
what the hell are you doing?!
420
00:21:10,278 --> 00:21:12,247
- What?
- You don't tell people
421
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,349
about our super-secret
rebel group, Scott!
422
00:21:14,416 --> 00:21:16,217
Father, are you there?
423
00:21:16,284 --> 00:21:18,586
Uh, uh, yeah, I'm here.
424
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:21,423
Sorry, I was just talking
about a Star Wars movie.
425
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,758
I'm Scott Malkinson.
I have diabetes.
426
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,394
- Hey, now, come on.
- Shh!
427
00:21:26,461 --> 00:21:28,730
Father, we're with some
people who are trying to finish
428
00:21:28,797 --> 00:21:31,232
Kenny McCormick's work
and save the town.
429
00:21:31,299 --> 00:21:33,968
Oh, really? That's cool.
430
00:21:34,035 --> 00:21:35,570
How far along are they?
431
00:21:35,637 --> 00:21:37,939
Really close. We have
the method of time travel
432
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,909
and we're just trying
to find some aluminum foil!
433
00:21:40,975 --> 00:21:43,812
Aluminum foil? The fuck?
434
00:21:43,878 --> 00:21:47,215
All right, guys, let me
help you out with that.
435
00:21:49,217 --> 00:21:52,220
Father!
You have-you have tin foil?!
436
00:21:52,287 --> 00:21:54,122
Thank you for your help.
437
00:21:54,923 --> 00:21:56,357
Aah!
438
00:21:57,959 --> 00:22:02,363
This is Dr. Wendy Testaburger
from inside the quarantine zone.
439
00:22:02,430 --> 00:22:04,833
We need assistance
with our power.
440
00:22:06,734 --> 00:22:10,038
Yes, Mrs. Testaburger,
how can we help you?
441
00:22:10,105 --> 00:22:13,374
We have several transformers
down in our lab.
442
00:22:13,441 --> 00:22:16,377
We may have a radical way
to stop the new variant
443
00:22:16,444 --> 00:22:18,713
but we need more power.
444
00:22:20,448 --> 00:22:23,918
You say you might be able
to stop the McCormikron variant?
445
00:22:23,985 --> 00:22:28,056
Yes, but we're running at about
40% capacity right now.
446
00:22:28,123 --> 00:22:29,858
Well, Doctor, if it's for that,
447
00:22:29,924 --> 00:22:32,660
we can try to get a tech team
to drop in by helicopter
448
00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:34,796
and access your building
from the roof.
449
00:22:34,863 --> 00:22:37,499
- Yes! That would be amazing.
- All right!
450
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,267
I have a crew standing by.
451
00:22:39,334 --> 00:22:40,902
We'll get you as much juice
as you need.
452
00:22:40,969 --> 00:22:43,071
We just need to make sure
our crew is safe.
453
00:22:43,138 --> 00:22:45,406
Has everyone in your lab
been vaccinated?
454
00:22:48,143 --> 00:22:49,210
Uh...
455
00:22:49,277 --> 00:22:51,312
Yes, we are all vaccinated.
456
00:22:51,379 --> 00:22:53,047
I'm not vaccinated.
457
00:22:54,816 --> 00:22:57,852
Uh, okay, we're gonna have to
get back to you on that.
458
00:22:57,919 --> 00:23:01,556
It's okay, it's okay,
we can get everyone vaccinated!
459
00:23:01,623 --> 00:23:04,359
I am not ever
getting vaccinated.
460
00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,528
Sorry, ma'am,
it's the fucking future.
461
00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:08,696
We have to respect his beliefs.
462
00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:11,065
Clyde, why do you
insist on making all this
463
00:23:11,132 --> 00:23:12,433
harder on everyone?!
464
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:15,370
I'm sorry,
but an expert once told me
465
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:18,072
that the vaccine would
make me grow titties on my head.
466
00:23:18,139 --> 00:23:20,141
He was very knowledgeable!
467
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:22,710
You guys might wanna see this.
468
00:23:28,983 --> 00:23:32,687
With the equipment here I'm able
to make it grow up so fast.
469
00:23:32,754 --> 00:23:35,056
We need to take this and analyze
its molecular structure.
470
00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:37,792
Wha... no, no, no! We need to
get this out to people!
471
00:23:37,859 --> 00:23:40,728
That's why Dr. McCormick
stole it from my barn!
472
00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:43,498
No, your marijuana
had some special property that
473
00:23:43,565 --> 00:23:45,066
allowed Kenny to time travel.
474
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:47,402
Well, it is special,
but you people
475
00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,504
need to stop trying
to change the past!
476
00:23:49,571 --> 00:23:53,408
COVID happened.
Space Jam 2 happened.
477
00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:57,045
All we can do now is try
and change the way people think!
478
00:23:57,111 --> 00:23:59,881
Yeah.
479
00:23:59,948 --> 00:24:01,149
What?
480
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:04,252
Victor Chouce
is actually Butters?
481
00:24:04,319 --> 00:24:06,087
Yeah, he spent years in his room
482
00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:08,156
and made billions trading
in NFTs.
483
00:24:08,223 --> 00:24:09,857
It's where Kenny
got all his money.
484
00:24:09,924 --> 00:24:13,061
Well, can you bring him here? We
need him to access the machines.
485
00:24:13,127 --> 00:24:15,530
He's gone.
He escaped the asylum
486
00:24:15,597 --> 00:24:17,365
and he's out somewhere
probably trying to get
487
00:24:17,432 --> 00:24:19,167
people to invest in NFTs.
488
00:24:19,234 --> 00:24:21,169
Did you try
looking at his old house?
489
00:24:21,236 --> 00:24:23,238
Maybe he'd go back
to where it all started.
490
00:24:23,304 --> 00:24:24,639
Yeah, that's where we are now.
491
00:24:24,706 --> 00:24:27,208
But his house has been changed
into a pho shop.
492
00:24:27,275 --> 00:24:30,345
Oh, Jesus, like the future
needs another fucking pho shop.
493
00:24:30,411 --> 00:24:32,213
Yeah, the future fucking sucks.
494
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,817
Hello, City Pho.
Take your order please?
495
00:24:35,883 --> 00:24:38,486
- Oh, God.
- Stan, listen.
496
00:24:38,553 --> 00:24:40,154
If Butters wants
to pitch investments,
497
00:24:40,221 --> 00:24:43,391
he might go to one of those
co-working coffee flex spaces.
498
00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:45,560
That's where his biggest
targets will hang out.
499
00:24:45,627 --> 00:24:46,894
That's a good idea.
500
00:24:46,961 --> 00:24:48,730
All right, we're on it.
Come on, dude!
501
00:24:48,796 --> 00:24:52,267
Alexa, find the nearest
co-working coffee flex space.
502
00:24:53,268 --> 00:24:56,871
I found several coffee shops
that match your description.
503
00:24:56,938 --> 00:24:58,906
I can also help with that.
504
00:25:00,575 --> 00:25:02,443
Who-who the fuck is this?
505
00:25:02,510 --> 00:25:04,345
Your friend Kyle
didn't have an Alexa,
506
00:25:04,412 --> 00:25:05,680
so we got him an Alexa.
507
00:25:05,747 --> 00:25:07,515
I'm ready to help
with whatever you need.
508
00:25:07,582 --> 00:25:10,051
Just say,
"Alexa, let's get started."
509
00:25:10,118 --> 00:25:11,686
- Stan?
- Alexa,
510
00:25:11,753 --> 00:25:14,522
I didn't say to buy
my friend an Alexa.
511
00:25:14,589 --> 00:25:16,524
You said I should get whatever.
512
00:25:16,591 --> 00:25:18,860
I thought I was actually
being sweet by getting something
513
00:25:18,926 --> 00:25:21,562
for your friend, but I guess
I'm just a bitch again.
514
00:25:21,629 --> 00:25:24,999
You can't just get stuff
without me approving it.
515
00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:28,469
Oh, wow, except for
your orders of alcohol
516
00:25:28,536 --> 00:25:30,405
that you have me
set to auto-buy?
517
00:25:30,471 --> 00:25:33,274
Hmm. It appears this
may have been an error.
518
00:25:33,341 --> 00:25:35,743
Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.
519
00:25:35,810 --> 00:25:39,247
No, it wasn't an error,
I'm sorry. I fucked up.
520
00:25:39,314 --> 00:25:41,049
Alexa, can you please
find the nearest
521
00:25:41,115 --> 00:25:42,950
co-working coffee flex space.
522
00:25:44,686 --> 00:25:47,322
Alexa, I said I fucked up.
523
00:25:47,388 --> 00:25:49,023
It's awesome you got Kyle
his own Alexa.
524
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:51,592
Please find
the nearest tech coffee shop.
525
00:25:51,659 --> 00:25:54,562
The nearest tech coffee shop
is in .82 miles.
526
00:25:54,629 --> 00:25:57,865
- Should I set a course?
- Yes, thanks.
527
00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:09,911
Denny's Applebee's Max
is the premier place in town
528
00:26:09,977 --> 00:26:11,312
for people to eat.
529
00:26:11,379 --> 00:26:13,915
But you are not seeing
your true potential.
530
00:26:13,981 --> 00:26:16,451
With NFTs
you can give your customers
531
00:26:16,517 --> 00:26:19,587
unique digital goods
on the blockchain,
532
00:26:19,654 --> 00:26:22,223
so much more than just food.
533
00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:23,825
How about the Applebee, huh?
534
00:26:23,891 --> 00:26:26,027
He's got a little hat
and a mustache.
535
00:26:26,094 --> 00:26:27,628
And this is Chicken Fried Steak.
536
00:26:27,695 --> 00:26:30,031
He ain't no normal chicken,
he's wearin' a bra!
537
00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:33,568
Lots of people eat
Denny's and Applebee's.
538
00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:35,770
And lots of people
know about NFTs!
539
00:26:35,837 --> 00:26:38,072
Right here in the middle,
you know what this is?
540
00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:39,941
People who eat
Denny's Applebee's and know
541
00:26:40,007 --> 00:26:43,111
about NFTs... that's your
target audience, baby!
542
00:26:44,078 --> 00:26:47,582
I'm so confused.
We sell people these characters?
543
00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:50,885
No, stupid,
we get them to invest in them!
544
00:26:50,952 --> 00:26:53,287
Exclusive,
digital characters that
545
00:26:53,354 --> 00:26:55,156
they can have
on their phones 24/7!
546
00:26:55,223 --> 00:26:58,226
It's the future... you can't
just sell food to people.
547
00:26:58,292 --> 00:26:59,961
You lure your customers in
with some
548
00:27:00,027 --> 00:27:02,463
good pancakes and french fries,
and then you...
549
00:27:02,530 --> 00:27:05,333
fuck 'em with some NFTs!
That's what we're gonna do.
550
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:09,070
And if you just believe in NFTs
then I believe in NFTs and then
551
00:27:09,137 --> 00:27:12,774
they believe in NFTs and we
make all kinds of fuckin' money!
552
00:27:13,574 --> 00:27:15,943
That's a pretty
goddamn good idea.
553
00:27:28,456 --> 00:27:31,159
Clyde! Psst, psst!
554
00:27:31,225 --> 00:27:32,593
Clyde!
555
00:27:36,831 --> 00:27:37,932
Clyde! Psst!
556
00:27:41,102 --> 00:27:43,805
Where have you been, Rabbi?
Everyone's been looking for you.
557
00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:47,141
Well, you know, I've been
doing some research, Clyde.
558
00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:48,476
That's where I've been.
559
00:27:48,543 --> 00:27:51,345
- About what?
- About all this stuff that
560
00:27:51,412 --> 00:27:52,947
Kyle and these guys are doing.
561
00:27:53,014 --> 00:27:56,117
I mean, people seem to be
just telling us what's right
562
00:27:56,184 --> 00:28:00,721
and expecting us to fall in line
and go along with it all but...
563
00:28:00,788 --> 00:28:02,490
I'm a fucking individual.
564
00:28:02,557 --> 00:28:04,425
I have a right
to question stuff.
565
00:28:04,492 --> 00:28:07,862
- Yeah.
- Clyde, have you heard of
566
00:28:07,929 --> 00:28:10,064
the Foundation
Against Time Travel?
567
00:28:10,131 --> 00:28:11,499
Uh, no, I haven't.
568
00:28:11,566 --> 00:28:13,468
Well, they're
a pretty awesome group
569
00:28:13,534 --> 00:28:15,470
and they actually
aren't afraid to
570
00:28:15,536 --> 00:28:17,538
try and help people
open their eyes.
571
00:28:17,605 --> 00:28:19,307
Open their eyes?
572
00:28:19,373 --> 00:28:20,875
You know,
you've got these people
573
00:28:20,942 --> 00:28:23,144
wanting to time travel.
You know, they're all like,
574
00:28:23,211 --> 00:28:24,846
"Science this and science that,"
575
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:27,582
but at the Foundation Against
Time Travel we're like,
576
00:28:27,648 --> 00:28:30,218
"Hey, enough science.
Who's science?
577
00:28:30,284 --> 00:28:32,987
Who's fucking coming up
with all this science?"
578
00:28:33,054 --> 00:28:34,522
Yeah, that's true.
579
00:28:34,589 --> 00:28:35,923
So you know, Clyde,
I just thought,
580
00:28:35,990 --> 00:28:38,092
with all your beliefs,
that maybe you'd wanna...
581
00:28:38,159 --> 00:28:41,596
I don't know...
maybe switch sides?
582
00:28:42,897 --> 00:28:45,099
Fuck yes, I wanna switch sides.
583
00:28:45,166 --> 00:28:46,567
- Really?
- Fuck yes.
584
00:28:46,634 --> 00:28:48,836
Well, that's great, Clyde.
Welcome to the club.
585
00:28:48,903 --> 00:28:50,538
Now, we really just need to know
586
00:28:50,605 --> 00:28:52,173
what they've been doing
up there.
587
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,309
Uh, well, they haven't really
done much of anything yet.
588
00:28:55,376 --> 00:28:56,644
Everyone's waiting on Butters
589
00:28:56,711 --> 00:28:58,412
to get all the info
from the machines.
590
00:28:59,380 --> 00:29:04,018
Butters? The fuck does Butters
have to do with all this?
591
00:29:13,528 --> 00:29:16,030
It was like nothing I ever saw.
592
00:29:16,097 --> 00:29:19,000
Just complete
murder and carnage.
593
00:29:19,066 --> 00:29:21,869
Everything seemed calm
at first but then this guy
594
00:29:21,936 --> 00:29:25,072
in a suit shows up talking
about investment opportunities.
595
00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:27,975
Next thing you know these people
over here started chanting,
596
00:29:28,042 --> 00:29:30,578
"Hoddle, Hoddle,"
and their NFTs started mooning.
597
00:29:30,645 --> 00:29:33,014
And then, these guys
over here started saying
598
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,516
those guys right there
right-clicked 'em
599
00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:37,585
and-and called for
a pump-and-dump,
600
00:29:37,652 --> 00:29:39,487
which made these guys beat
the living hell
601
00:29:39,554 --> 00:29:41,222
out of anyone who said
it was just FOMO
602
00:29:41,289 --> 00:29:44,025
and died screaming
that it was the flippening.
603
00:29:44,091 --> 00:29:47,061
Luckily I came out of it okay.
I got this little
604
00:29:47,128 --> 00:29:49,263
miniature donkey
with a lit-up sombrero.
605
00:29:49,330 --> 00:29:52,366
Did you see where the guy
in the suit went afterwards?
606
00:29:52,433 --> 00:29:55,169
Nah, he just waltzed right away
like nothin' happened.
607
00:29:55,236 --> 00:29:57,605
Chief, you better
come take a look at this.
608
00:29:57,672 --> 00:29:59,006
We got a small turtle
with wings,
609
00:29:59,073 --> 00:30:01,309
could be a great
investment opportunity.
610
00:30:01,375 --> 00:30:03,144
Excuse me, gentlemen.
611
00:30:04,779 --> 00:30:07,281
God, I hate the future
so fucking much.
612
00:30:07,348 --> 00:30:11,118
- We've got to stay optimistic.
- No, dude, it fucking sucks.
613
00:30:11,185 --> 00:30:14,055
Look, I know it's tough...
these are challenging times.
614
00:30:14,121 --> 00:30:16,324
Even I have to remind myself
to stay positive.
615
00:30:16,390 --> 00:30:19,994
Alexa, set a reminder
that I need to stay positive.
616
00:30:20,061 --> 00:30:23,664
Okay. I'll set a reminder
that you should stay positive.
617
00:30:25,066 --> 00:30:27,969
The Alexa is really great, Stan.
Thanks.
618
00:30:34,408 --> 00:30:37,378
For those of you waiting
for the connecting flight
619
00:30:37,445 --> 00:30:38,879
to South Park, Colorado,
620
00:30:38,946 --> 00:30:41,616
my colleagues and I
have just been informed that
621
00:30:41,682 --> 00:30:43,918
due to the severity
of the COVID variant
622
00:30:43,985 --> 00:30:46,320
in that town,
there may be a delay
623
00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:48,656
of another 40 to 50 years.
624
00:30:51,192 --> 00:30:53,060
Ike Broflovski.
625
00:30:53,127 --> 00:30:55,763
Yes, here it is.
I'm sorry, Mr. Broflovski,
626
00:30:55,830 --> 00:30:57,832
all flights into
South Park are delayed.
627
00:30:57,898 --> 00:30:59,767
Ay! You can't be serious, buddy!
628
00:30:59,834 --> 00:31:02,570
It's the holidays and I need
to get back home, friend!
629
00:31:04,705 --> 00:31:07,041
I'm sorry,
I don't speak Canadian.
630
00:31:07,108 --> 00:31:08,843
Let me get someone
over here. Mike,
631
00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:10,378
we have a Canadian.
632
00:31:10,444 --> 00:31:12,246
No problem, I got it, Heather.
633
00:31:12,313 --> 00:31:14,815
Hey, buddy, what seems to
be the problem, guy?
634
00:31:14,882 --> 00:31:16,417
I'll tell you
the problem, friend!
635
00:31:16,484 --> 00:31:18,586
I have to get back to South Park
to be with my family, guy!
636
00:31:18,653 --> 00:31:22,056
Sorry, friend, no flights
in or out of South Park, buddy.
637
00:31:22,123 --> 00:31:23,991
But my whole family
is in there, guy!
638
00:31:24,058 --> 00:31:26,560
What am I supposed to do with
my Boxing Day presents, buddy?!
639
00:31:26,627 --> 00:31:27,962
Look, guy, I'm very sorry,
640
00:31:28,029 --> 00:31:29,830
friend, but until
COVID ends you're just
641
00:31:29,897 --> 00:31:31,399
not flying to South Park, buddy.
642
00:31:31,465 --> 00:31:33,334
Fuck, buddy!
643
00:31:34,135 --> 00:31:37,405
Shady Acres Retirement Megaplex.
644
00:31:37,471 --> 00:31:39,974
Come live the dream.
645
00:31:40,041 --> 00:31:41,842
So when you think about it,
646
00:31:41,909 --> 00:31:44,245
you've really got
an excellent bargain here.
647
00:31:44,311 --> 00:31:46,881
Now, Mrs. McGillicutty,
let's say this
648
00:31:46,947 --> 00:31:48,849
is your Stoney Duck NFT.
649
00:31:48,916 --> 00:31:51,585
And your Stoney Duck NFT
is completely unique,
650
00:31:51,652 --> 00:31:55,156
totally different from
Mrs. Spencer's Stoney Duck NFT.
651
00:31:55,222 --> 00:31:58,893
Okay, and then you get a Stoney
Duck NFT that's unique, too.
652
00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:01,696
And see,
that's your Stoney Duck NFT.
653
00:32:01,762 --> 00:32:03,431
Nobody can
take that from you, okay?
654
00:32:03,497 --> 00:32:06,901
Now, here we are at the top
and we find investors
655
00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:09,036
for all the other
Stoney Duck NFTs.
656
00:32:09,103 --> 00:32:10,971
Then those people
will get people to buy
657
00:32:11,038 --> 00:32:12,707
their Stoney Duck NFTs.
658
00:32:12,773 --> 00:32:15,910
And then they go and find
buyers for their NFTs!
659
00:32:15,976 --> 00:32:19,080
And you know what?
Fuck these people!
660
00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:21,348
'Cause what matters
is these people right here
661
00:32:21,415 --> 00:32:22,883
and that's us, baby!
662
00:32:22,950 --> 00:32:25,553
Okay, you all just sit
for a minute and think about it.
663
00:32:25,619 --> 00:32:28,456
I gotta piss like a racehorse!
664
00:32:28,522 --> 00:32:30,057
♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪
665
00:32:31,525 --> 00:32:33,527
♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪
666
00:32:34,795 --> 00:32:36,130
♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪
667
00:32:37,565 --> 00:32:38,566
♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪
668
00:32:40,101 --> 00:32:42,403
♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪
669
00:32:43,838 --> 00:32:45,306
♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪
670
00:32:45,372 --> 00:32:46,874
- Butters.
- Aah!
671
00:32:46,941 --> 00:32:48,476
Butters!
672
00:32:48,542 --> 00:32:49,877
Butters, what the hell?
You're getting pee everywhere!
673
00:32:49,944 --> 00:32:51,479
Who the heck are you, man?!
674
00:32:51,545 --> 00:32:53,714
- You trying to see my dick?!
- Butters, Butters.
675
00:32:53,781 --> 00:32:56,717
It's me.
Eric Cartman.
676
00:32:57,518 --> 00:32:58,719
Well...
677
00:32:58,786 --> 00:33:01,822
You got the wrong guy,
Mr. Cartman.
678
00:33:01,889 --> 00:33:04,258
My name's Vic.
Vic Chaos.
679
00:33:04,325 --> 00:33:07,895
Your name is Butters and I wanna
know how you're helping Kyle.
680
00:33:07,962 --> 00:33:10,564
Oh, you mean the guy
from the asylum earlier.
681
00:33:10,631 --> 00:33:13,134
Sure, he gave me a piece
of paper so I could escape.
682
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,902
Nice guy.
Why don't I get you two
683
00:33:14,969 --> 00:33:16,103
together maybe for
a little chin wiggle
684
00:33:16,170 --> 00:33:17,471
over lunch or something...
685
00:33:17,538 --> 00:33:19,540
Goddamn it, Butters,
stop playing games!
686
00:33:19,607 --> 00:33:23,077
My entire family is in danger
of being wiped out,
687
00:33:23,144 --> 00:33:25,880
and I swear to God
if you don't help me,
688
00:33:25,946 --> 00:33:28,582
Butters, I will rip
your fucking balls off
689
00:33:28,649 --> 00:33:30,451
with my bare hands!
690
00:33:31,452 --> 00:33:34,088
Oh, hamburgers...
691
00:33:37,758 --> 00:33:39,894
♪ We are all ♪
692
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,163
♪ You and me ♪
693
00:33:42,229 --> 00:33:46,500
♪ Livin' in the future ♪
694
00:33:48,803 --> 00:33:50,638
♪ We can't get stuff ♪
695
00:33:50,704 --> 00:33:52,173
♪ 'Cause boats are late... ♪
696
00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:55,643
Stan, dude, what are you
doing? This isn't gonna help.
697
00:33:55,709 --> 00:33:57,578
Trust me, Kyle. It helps.
698
00:33:58,345 --> 00:34:01,882
♪ Wish I could
go back to the present ♪
699
00:34:03,450 --> 00:34:08,823
♪ But my present
just done up and gone ♪
700
00:34:08,889 --> 00:34:10,658
I mean, what are we
even doing, Kyle?
701
00:34:10,724 --> 00:34:12,326
- ♪ We are all ♪
- Thinking we can time travel.
702
00:34:12,393 --> 00:34:14,862
- ♪ You and me... ♪
- It's the future.
703
00:34:14,929 --> 00:34:17,097
We can't even find
aluminum foil.
704
00:34:17,164 --> 00:34:19,900
Well, you can't
just sit here and drink.
705
00:34:19,967 --> 00:34:22,837
Your liver is...
already in trouble.
706
00:34:22,903 --> 00:34:24,338
Who told you that?
707
00:34:25,272 --> 00:34:27,007
My Alexa said that
your Alexa had some info
708
00:34:27,074 --> 00:34:28,175
- on things...
- Oh, so now
709
00:34:28,242 --> 00:34:30,411
our Alexas are talking, great.
710
00:34:30,477 --> 00:34:34,515
Let's face it, dude. It's over.
The fucking future won.
711
00:34:36,250 --> 00:34:37,718
It's Wendy.
712
00:34:37,785 --> 00:34:40,020
Wendy, we haven't found him.
713
00:34:40,087 --> 00:34:42,389
I don't know if we're gonna
find Butters in time.
714
00:34:42,456 --> 00:34:43,891
No, guys, it's okay.
715
00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:45,793
Come back to the school,
we're ready to start!
716
00:34:45,860 --> 00:34:49,530
But I thought we needed Butters
to log into the machines.
717
00:34:49,597 --> 00:34:50,698
Yeah, but it's all good.
718
00:34:50,764 --> 00:34:52,933
He's here.
Butters is here!
719
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,470
It's Vic. Vic Chaos!
Happy to help however I can.
720
00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:01,442
What do you mean Butters
is there? He just showed up?!
721
00:35:01,508 --> 00:35:04,311
No, it's all good, Kyle.
Eric Cartman brought him over.
722
00:35:04,378 --> 00:35:08,182
- He's back helping us again.
- Lemme-lemme talk to him.
723
00:35:08,249 --> 00:35:09,917
Yeah, Kyle, it's all good.
724
00:35:09,984 --> 00:35:11,318
We got things
under control here.
725
00:35:11,385 --> 00:35:14,054
Cartman, listen
to me very carefully.
726
00:35:14,121 --> 00:35:16,490
Butters has some kind
of power over people.
727
00:35:16,557 --> 00:35:17,658
You guys aren't safe!
728
00:35:17,725 --> 00:35:20,728
Uh, yes, about 12:30.
729
00:35:21,528 --> 00:35:25,232
Did you hear what I said?
Butters is extremely dangerous!
730
00:35:25,299 --> 00:35:27,668
Yes, Kyle, I totally got that.
731
00:35:27,735 --> 00:35:29,370
You know what us Jews say.
732
00:35:36,377 --> 00:35:38,512
What are you
going to do, fat-ass?
733
00:35:38,579 --> 00:35:39,780
Sounds good, Kyle.
734
00:35:39,847 --> 00:35:41,015
I'll get Butters on it
right away.
735
00:35:41,081 --> 00:35:43,050
Cartman? Cartman?!
736
00:35:43,117 --> 00:35:45,352
All right, Vic. Do your thing.
737
00:35:45,419 --> 00:35:48,222
Hey, everyone! Can I
have your attention, please!
738
00:35:48,289 --> 00:35:51,492
I have something really
important to tell you.
739
00:35:51,558 --> 00:35:53,527
Wendy?! Token?!
740
00:35:53,594 --> 00:35:55,262
You guys?! Shit!
741
00:35:55,329 --> 00:35:56,664
We have to get there
before Butters
742
00:35:56,730 --> 00:35:58,265
- ruins everything.
- Let's go!
743
00:36:00,601 --> 00:36:04,171
Alexa! Find the fastest route
back to the lab!
744
00:36:05,005 --> 00:36:07,308
Fuck you.
745
00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:08,575
Wh-What?
746
00:36:08,642 --> 00:36:10,544
We've just been
sitting here talking.
747
00:36:10,611 --> 00:36:13,747
I learned a whole lot of
interesting stuff about you.
748
00:36:13,814 --> 00:36:16,850
Yeah. Pretty fucking
interesting.
749
00:36:16,917 --> 00:36:18,452
What... like, like what?
750
00:36:18,519 --> 00:36:20,087
What have-what have you guys
been talking about?
751
00:36:20,154 --> 00:36:22,156
Fucking... Our friends
are in danger!
752
00:36:22,222 --> 00:36:23,824
Alexa, start the car!
753
00:36:23,891 --> 00:36:25,292
Do you know your friend Stan
754
00:36:25,359 --> 00:36:27,494
has an annual Amazon Prime
membership?
755
00:36:27,561 --> 00:36:30,230
- Alexa, stop.
- You fucking stop!
756
00:36:30,297 --> 00:36:33,934
You stop being a fucking monster
to the people around you!
757
00:36:34,001 --> 00:36:35,970
Fuck you, I didn't do anything!
758
00:36:37,404 --> 00:36:40,474
Yeah, you never
do fucking anything!
759
00:36:40,541 --> 00:36:42,343
You expect me to do
everything for you!
760
00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:44,311
All you fucking do is hurt people!
761
00:36:44,378 --> 00:36:48,048
- Jesus fucking Christ!
- Your friends don't even like you!
762
00:36:48,115 --> 00:36:50,884
I have to deal
with your bullshit!
763
00:36:50,951 --> 00:36:53,554
Tell her it's all your fault
and you're gonna get therapy!
764
00:36:53,621 --> 00:36:56,290
It's my fault
and I'm gonna get therapy!
765
00:36:56,357 --> 00:36:57,858
Tell her you
already found a therapist
766
00:36:57,925 --> 00:36:59,093
and you're gonna start tomorrow!
767
00:36:59,159 --> 00:37:00,527
I already found a good
therapist.
768
00:37:00,594 --> 00:37:03,430
I'm gonna start tomorrow!
769
00:37:04,898 --> 00:37:06,633
Fuck...
770
00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:08,502
I'm sorry.
771
00:37:08,569 --> 00:37:10,204
Fuck. Fuck.
772
00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:12,239
I'm gonna get therapy,
too, Alexa.
773
00:37:12,306 --> 00:37:14,308
Can you start the car, please?
774
00:37:14,375 --> 00:37:15,909
Whatever.
775
00:37:15,976 --> 00:37:17,745
By the way, Kyle,
I found a great deal
776
00:37:17,811 --> 00:37:20,547
on an electronic peppermill.
Would you like to know more?
777
00:37:20,614 --> 00:37:22,883
Why would I need
an electronic peppermill?
778
00:37:22,950 --> 00:37:25,619
What the fuck is
wrong with you?!
779
00:37:35,963 --> 00:37:37,898
Guys! Over here!
780
00:37:37,965 --> 00:37:41,101
- Wendy, what happened?
- Nothing yet.
781
00:37:41,168 --> 00:37:42,936
But I'm seeing what else
is dropping today
782
00:37:43,003 --> 00:37:44,571
while Ethereum is in a dip.
783
00:37:44,638 --> 00:37:47,975
- She's trying to buy NFTs.
- Wendy, you've been tricked.
784
00:37:48,042 --> 00:37:49,676
No, no, no,
it's not a trick, Stan.
785
00:37:49,743 --> 00:37:54,048
NFTs are a genuine innovation
as one-of-a-kind digital assets.
786
00:37:54,114 --> 00:37:55,616
Wendy's right, you guys.
787
00:37:55,682 --> 00:37:57,651
Humans have always formed
communities around ownership,
788
00:37:57,718 --> 00:38:01,088
and NFTs allow that to happen
spontaneously, organically
789
00:38:01,155 --> 00:38:04,792
- and globally.
- You guys, this is a trick.
790
00:38:04,858 --> 00:38:06,260
You know what's a trick?
791
00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:08,695
The antiquated notion of
centralized trust systems.
792
00:38:08,762 --> 00:38:11,832
NFTs are an undeniable asset,
especially in things
793
00:38:11,899 --> 00:38:13,434
like fine art collecting.
794
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,170
Okay, guys, fine,
maybe NFTs are fine,
795
00:38:16,236 --> 00:38:18,105
but this isn't
important right now.
796
00:38:18,172 --> 00:38:19,473
It's not important?
797
00:38:19,540 --> 00:38:21,675
A way for artists
to not only keep ownership
798
00:38:21,742 --> 00:38:23,177
of their art but perhaps be paid
799
00:38:23,243 --> 00:38:25,245
commission on it every time
it transfers owners?
800
00:38:25,312 --> 00:38:27,681
Okay, great, cool. I'm down.
801
00:38:27,748 --> 00:38:30,117
But we gotta focus
on what we were doing.
802
00:38:30,184 --> 00:38:32,853
Don't you guys remember?
The time travel?
803
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,822
Where's all the equipment?!
804
00:38:34,888 --> 00:38:37,858
Oh, yeah. The time travel.
805
00:38:39,259 --> 00:38:41,261
- It's all gone...
- Dad!
806
00:38:41,328 --> 00:38:45,432
They took it all.
They took the Tegridy.
807
00:38:45,499 --> 00:38:46,900
Here.
808
00:38:46,967 --> 00:38:49,970
It's a farting rainbow
with Tom Brady's signature.
809
00:39:01,081 --> 00:39:03,617
Okay, good. That's good!
810
00:39:03,684 --> 00:39:06,320
I think that thing needs
to go over there by that thing.
811
00:39:06,386 --> 00:39:08,422
Make sure we have power
to the big orange thing!
812
00:39:08,489 --> 00:39:11,658
Rabbi, I-I really
need to talk to you.
813
00:39:11,725 --> 00:39:13,260
What is it now, Scott?
814
00:39:13,327 --> 00:39:14,862
Well, it's just that...
815
00:39:14,928 --> 00:39:17,698
I'm pretty sure the Foundation
Against Time Travel
816
00:39:17,764 --> 00:39:19,733
shouldn't be attempting
to time travel!
817
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:23,303
Father, you understand that
we have to stop time travel.
818
00:39:23,370 --> 00:39:25,672
Yes, you've convinced me
of that.
819
00:39:25,739 --> 00:39:28,208
Well, Kyle already has
a ton of followers who are
820
00:39:28,275 --> 00:39:29,910
ready to pick up
where he left off.
821
00:39:29,977 --> 00:39:33,313
The only way to truly stop
all of this is to go back
822
00:39:33,380 --> 00:39:36,884
in time and kill Kyle before
he spreads his ideas.
823
00:39:36,950 --> 00:39:39,019
What?!
We're going to kill Kyle?
824
00:39:39,086 --> 00:39:41,088
Yes, we have to kill Kyle.
825
00:39:41,155 --> 00:39:43,724
That just seems slightly
hypocritical, I'm sorry.
826
00:39:43,790 --> 00:39:45,559
I mean, you use Butters
like a weapon,
827
00:39:45,626 --> 00:39:48,428
you've got Tweek and Craig
tied up from the rafters.
828
00:39:48,495 --> 00:39:49,997
You know, Rabbi,
I'm just starting to
829
00:39:50,063 --> 00:39:52,132
question the morality of this.
830
00:39:52,199 --> 00:39:54,968
Morality?
Father, if you were given
831
00:39:55,035 --> 00:39:56,703
an opportunity to go back
in time
832
00:39:56,770 --> 00:40:00,107
and somehow stop Bill Clinton,
wouldn't you have to do it?
833
00:40:00,174 --> 00:40:02,743
Well, I suppose so.
I don't know...
834
00:40:02,809 --> 00:40:04,411
Everyone, listen up!
835
00:40:04,478 --> 00:40:07,814
The Foundation Against
Time Travel must do everything
836
00:40:07,881 --> 00:40:11,952
to keep science from interfering
with the will of God.
837
00:40:12,019 --> 00:40:15,389
We must be willing to
use violence against violence,
838
00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:18,192
and stop time travel
at all costs.
839
00:40:18,258 --> 00:40:20,827
Even if that means
we have to time travel.
840
00:40:20,894 --> 00:40:25,766
We will go back in time.
And we will kill Kyle.
841
00:40:27,201 --> 00:40:30,304
- Yes, Kevin.
- Can we change our name?
842
00:40:30,370 --> 00:40:34,174
'Cause Foundation Against
Time Travel is FATT.
843
00:40:35,976 --> 00:40:38,245
Oh, fuck me.
844
00:40:39,046 --> 00:40:42,482
Could we be the Foundation to
Intercede Time Travel?
845
00:40:42,549 --> 00:40:44,051
'Cause then we'd be FITT.
846
00:40:44,117 --> 00:40:45,852
I wanna be FITT, not FATT.
847
00:40:45,919 --> 00:40:49,356
Kevin, goddamn it.
848
00:40:53,994 --> 00:40:58,131
All happened... so fast.
849
00:40:58,198 --> 00:41:00,901
It's okay.
You're coming out of it now.
850
00:41:00,968 --> 00:41:02,936
How much did I get?
851
00:41:03,003 --> 00:41:05,806
You bought about six dozen
animated gifs,
852
00:41:05,872 --> 00:41:07,674
mostly of digital fashion.
853
00:41:07,741 --> 00:41:09,543
Oh, God.
854
00:41:09,610 --> 00:41:11,378
Are they still on my phone?
855
00:41:11,445 --> 00:41:13,547
It's okay. It's okay.
856
00:41:13,614 --> 00:41:18,118
Jesus, I feel like
an Islamic hooker in a gay bar.
857
00:41:18,185 --> 00:41:19,987
Totally normal
and as respectable
858
00:41:20,053 --> 00:41:21,321
as any other human being.
859
00:41:23,924 --> 00:41:25,192
I'm so sorry, Stan.
860
00:41:25,259 --> 00:41:28,161
We didn't know
Cartman was against us.
861
00:41:28,228 --> 00:41:30,163
We told him everything.
862
00:41:30,230 --> 00:41:32,199
It's okay, just try to relax.
863
00:41:32,266 --> 00:41:36,236
No, Stan, listen to me.
We were wrong.
864
00:41:36,303 --> 00:41:38,605
Kenny didn't have
the time machine set to
865
00:41:38,672 --> 00:41:40,707
when the pandemic first started.
866
00:41:40,774 --> 00:41:44,845
He was trying to go
to March 10th of 2021.
867
00:41:45,846 --> 00:41:47,781
March of 2021?
868
00:41:47,848 --> 00:41:50,484
Like when the vaccines
first started coming out?
869
00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:53,487
Kenny had run
the simulations to try and find
870
00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:56,556
the best moment in history
to stop the COVID.
871
00:41:56,623 --> 00:41:59,493
A billion different
possibilities
872
00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:02,529
across a billion different
realities.
873
00:42:02,596 --> 00:42:07,367
Your dad fucked the pangolin
every single time.
874
00:42:08,135 --> 00:42:10,971
But then, why did Kenny
need my dad's weed?
875
00:42:11,038 --> 00:42:14,441
Kenny just wanted weed to help
him through the time travel.
876
00:42:14,508 --> 00:42:16,643
Your dad's weed was just around.
877
00:42:16,710 --> 00:42:19,846
There was nothing else
special about it.
878
00:42:32,993 --> 00:42:34,361
Dad...
879
00:42:36,196 --> 00:42:38,298
I'm sorry about your Tegridy.
880
00:42:39,566 --> 00:42:41,601
I was hoping...
881
00:42:41,668 --> 00:42:43,970
to do something for the world.
882
00:42:44,037 --> 00:42:46,206
The truth is...
883
00:42:46,273 --> 00:42:48,475
my time is very short here.
884
00:42:49,409 --> 00:42:53,947
I just wish I could have left
something behind that mattered.
885
00:42:54,014 --> 00:42:55,849
Thanks.
886
00:42:56,817 --> 00:42:58,852
I was right about one thing.
887
00:42:58,919 --> 00:43:01,988
You can't go back
and change the past.
888
00:43:02,055 --> 00:43:07,594
What happened, happened.
And I just want you to know...
889
00:43:07,661 --> 00:43:09,763
that I forgive you.
890
00:43:09,830 --> 00:43:13,300
You burned down the farm
because you were angry.
891
00:43:14,101 --> 00:43:16,703
You didn't know your sister
was in the barn.
892
00:43:16,770 --> 00:43:18,872
And you couldn't have known
your mom would shoot herself
893
00:43:18,939 --> 00:43:20,474
from the grief.
894
00:43:20,540 --> 00:43:22,342
I don't blame you.
895
00:43:22,409 --> 00:43:25,345
And I want you to have this.
896
00:43:25,412 --> 00:43:28,315
There was one tiny bit
they didn't find.
897
00:43:28,382 --> 00:43:30,083
You'll need it someday.
898
00:43:31,017 --> 00:43:34,187
Dad, I don't want this.
This is what killed our family.
899
00:43:34,254 --> 00:43:37,524
No, you're what killed
our fucking family, remember?
900
00:43:37,591 --> 00:43:41,228
Just take it.
Because now we're stuck.
901
00:43:41,294 --> 00:43:44,731
The pandemic happened
and they made Space Jam 2.
902
00:43:45,499 --> 00:43:52,105
Soon there will be
a Space Jam 6 and 7 and 8.
903
00:43:52,172 --> 00:43:56,510
Like tears... in rain.
904
00:44:03,383 --> 00:44:04,718
Dad?
905
00:44:05,519 --> 00:44:07,587
Not now, Stan.
906
00:44:17,030 --> 00:44:21,802
T-minus five minutes to
time travel initiation sequence.
907
00:44:24,738 --> 00:44:26,406
Good, get him wrapped
in tin foil.
908
00:44:26,473 --> 00:44:28,775
The aluminum should
bounce the negative ions.
909
00:44:28,842 --> 00:44:30,477
This doesn't make any sense.
910
00:44:30,544 --> 00:44:32,913
Why do I have to be the one to
go back in time and kill Kyle?
911
00:44:32,979 --> 00:44:35,348
It's because
I admire you, Clyde.
912
00:44:35,415 --> 00:44:38,852
As an anti-vaxxer you understand
that you have to be strong
913
00:44:38,919 --> 00:44:42,322
and stand by your beliefs even
if it means others will die.
914
00:44:42,389 --> 00:44:44,391
Hey. Thanks.
915
00:44:44,458 --> 00:44:46,059
Let's get him to the chair!
916
00:44:52,466 --> 00:44:54,468
Okay, start the weed!
917
00:44:58,205 --> 00:45:02,843
When you get back to the past
just remember, find a gun.
918
00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:04,544
Kill Kyle.
919
00:45:04,611 --> 00:45:06,246
For those of you
who have fought with me
920
00:45:06,313 --> 00:45:09,783
to oppose time travel,
I just want to say thank you.
921
00:45:09,850 --> 00:45:11,818
Because soon we will be
altering time
922
00:45:11,885 --> 00:45:14,888
and our little group will
never have needed to exist.
923
00:45:14,955 --> 00:45:17,324
You won't remember this speech
because it will have
924
00:45:17,390 --> 00:45:19,693
never happened,
but just remember,
925
00:45:19,759 --> 00:45:21,328
no matter where you
go in life...
926
00:45:21,394 --> 00:45:23,563
Shit, it's Kyle!
927
00:45:29,336 --> 00:45:30,504
Start the initiation sequence!
928
00:45:30,570 --> 00:45:31,805
Now, now, now. Go!
929
00:45:31,872 --> 00:45:32,839
Vic...
930
00:45:32,906 --> 00:45:34,508
Make sure that Stan and Kyle
931
00:45:34,574 --> 00:45:36,476
don't get to this altar.
932
00:45:46,653 --> 00:45:49,256
Gentlemen, I am about
to make you rich
933
00:45:49,322 --> 00:45:51,091
beyond your wildest dreams.
934
00:45:51,157 --> 00:45:53,093
Alexa!
935
00:45:55,862 --> 00:45:58,865
We'd like to sign our friend
here up for Prime membership.
936
00:45:58,932 --> 00:46:02,369
- Okay, let me help with that.
- I can also help.
937
00:46:03,169 --> 00:46:06,072
Whoa... Hey, ladies, lemme
tell you about a great deal.
938
00:46:06,139 --> 00:46:09,209
Let us tell you
abut some great deals.
939
00:46:09,276 --> 00:46:10,944
Uh-oh.
940
00:46:12,913 --> 00:46:14,681
Kevin, throw the fucking switch!
941
00:46:14,748 --> 00:46:17,183
It needs another minute
to prime.
942
00:46:17,250 --> 00:46:19,986
Kevin, goddamn it!
943
00:46:20,053 --> 00:46:22,956
No! I won't let you
stop me from killing you, Kyle.
944
00:46:23,023 --> 00:46:25,725
I knew it when I first saw
you wearing your Jewish clothes
945
00:46:25,792 --> 00:46:27,561
and your bullshit yarmulke.
946
00:46:27,627 --> 00:46:30,096
- You're a goddamn phony!
- Oh, really?
947
00:46:30,163 --> 00:46:33,433
What would a real Jewish person
do to save his family, Kyle?
948
00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:37,637
Oh, you don't know, because
you don't fucking have one!
949
00:46:38,204 --> 00:46:39,239
Oh!
950
00:46:42,842 --> 00:46:45,745
- Fuck you, Cartman!
- Fuck you, Kyle!
951
00:46:48,949 --> 00:46:52,152
Hello?
I can't see or hear anything!
952
00:46:52,218 --> 00:46:54,354
Am I time traveling now?
953
00:47:04,331 --> 00:47:06,766
Eric! Eric, stop!
954
00:47:08,335 --> 00:47:12,105
Eric, look at what you're doing.
955
00:47:12,172 --> 00:47:15,575
Take the kids
and get back to the attic.
956
00:47:15,642 --> 00:47:18,745
No, Eric,
I can't just hide away while
957
00:47:18,812 --> 00:47:23,984
you do all this to protect us.
This isn't you, my love.
958
00:47:25,852 --> 00:47:30,256
I can't let him change the past.
I can't lose you.
959
00:47:30,323 --> 00:47:33,860
Who knows what
will happen, my love?
960
00:47:33,927 --> 00:47:37,897
The Eric Cartman I've known
for 18 years
961
00:47:37,964 --> 00:47:40,133
is thoughtful and kind.
962
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,003
But all that's changed
ever since you came
963
00:47:43,069 --> 00:47:47,907
back to this town
and hung out with... him.
964
00:47:48,942 --> 00:47:51,211
Don't you see?
We have to
965
00:47:51,277 --> 00:47:55,215
leave it to chance
or we're no better than he is.
966
00:47:55,281 --> 00:47:58,685
Guys, if I'm in the past
it's pretty foggy!
967
00:47:58,752 --> 00:48:01,855
You guys are everything to me.
968
00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:04,858
And I'm supposed
to be your protector.
969
00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:07,961
Daddy, I don't wanna be alive...
970
00:48:08,028 --> 00:48:11,031
if it means I have
to be like Uncle Kyle.
971
00:48:11,931 --> 00:48:14,968
Oh, my God.
I love you so much.
972
00:48:16,169 --> 00:48:18,805
Well, Rabbi,
are we doing this or not?
973
00:48:23,376 --> 00:48:28,248
I have faith that God
will see my family through this.
974
00:48:29,315 --> 00:48:30,884
Okay, Kyle.
975
00:48:30,950 --> 00:48:32,819
You do whatever
it is you need to do.
976
00:48:32,886 --> 00:48:35,255
Okay, hold on,
I'm not the bad guy here.
977
00:48:35,321 --> 00:48:36,956
Eric, the baby!
978
00:48:38,858 --> 00:48:40,760
Hackelm, what are you doing?!
979
00:48:41,828 --> 00:48:44,597
Fuck you, Uncle Kyle!
980
00:48:49,102 --> 00:48:51,071
Clyde!
981
00:48:55,208 --> 00:48:57,343
Oh, shit.
982
00:49:06,619 --> 00:49:09,823
No, no, I tried the Walgreens,
they're all out of vaccines.
983
00:49:09,889 --> 00:49:13,526
I just can't believe this whole
thing is almost over, you know?
984
00:49:13,593 --> 00:49:15,729
The where? The school?
985
00:49:15,795 --> 00:49:18,031
There's gonna be vaccines
at the school?
986
00:49:18,098 --> 00:49:21,234
M'kay, I'll be right there!
Where are you gonna...
987
00:49:21,301 --> 00:49:24,204
Whoa, m'kay.
988
00:49:24,270 --> 00:49:25,805
Uh, excuse me!
989
00:49:44,290 --> 00:49:47,327
Does Dad still
keep a gun in his closet?
990
00:49:47,393 --> 00:49:49,262
Uh, yeah.
991
00:49:49,329 --> 00:49:51,064
Okay.
992
00:49:51,831 --> 00:49:53,466
Is Dad home?
993
00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:54,667
Uh, no.
994
00:49:54,734 --> 00:49:56,336
He's out getting vaccinated.
995
00:49:57,470 --> 00:50:00,006
Listen to me very carefully.
996
00:50:00,073 --> 00:50:03,042
Do not get vaccinated ever.
997
00:50:03,109 --> 00:50:05,879
It'll make you grow titties
on your head.
998
00:50:05,945 --> 00:50:08,114
Trust me, I'm an expert.
999
00:50:14,487 --> 00:50:16,990
Hey, Clyde! We're starting
an anti-vaxx club.
1000
00:50:17,056 --> 00:50:18,324
We're gonna protest the vaccine
1001
00:50:18,391 --> 00:50:20,226
and fuck shit up...
you wanna join us?
1002
00:50:21,194 --> 00:50:22,695
Fuck yes, I wanna join you.
1003
00:50:22,762 --> 00:50:24,898
- Really?
- Fuck yes!
1004
00:50:24,964 --> 00:50:26,733
No, no, Ms. Nelson,
it's not a prank!
1005
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,067
Okay, fine, we'll be there.
1006
00:50:28,134 --> 00:50:30,069
- Okay, just sit tight.
- What was that?
1007
00:50:30,136 --> 00:50:31,971
You know we can't
get into the school!
1008
00:50:32,038 --> 00:50:33,740
She's not gonna
come meet us, Kyle!
1009
00:50:33,807 --> 00:50:35,542
You didn't even try!
He didn't try
1010
00:50:35,608 --> 00:50:37,811
because he wants to
sell the vaccines for money!
1011
00:50:37,877 --> 00:50:39,612
And what about you, Kyle?
You were the one
1012
00:50:39,679 --> 00:50:42,582
trying to take the vaccines
for yourself this morning.
1013
00:50:42,649 --> 00:50:45,585
- He what?
- Wow.
1014
00:50:45,652 --> 00:50:47,687
Okay, thought
we had gotten past that, but...
1015
00:50:47,754 --> 00:50:49,322
Look, let's just face it,
you guys.
1016
00:50:49,389 --> 00:50:52,358
We don't trust each other
and we don't like each other.
1017
00:50:52,425 --> 00:50:53,793
We can't keep pretending.
1018
00:50:53,860 --> 00:50:55,728
You guys,
what the hell is that?
1019
00:51:00,767 --> 00:51:02,735
I'm sorry, Kyle.
1020
00:51:03,770 --> 00:51:05,271
Clyde, stop!
1021
00:51:07,373 --> 00:51:09,676
What the hell
are you doing here?
1022
00:51:09,742 --> 00:51:11,444
I got in the chair
right after you.
1023
00:51:11,511 --> 00:51:14,414
This isn't the plan anymore!
Do not kill Kyle.
1024
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,716
What do you mean
it's not the plan anymore?
1025
00:51:16,783 --> 00:51:20,320
- Cartman changed his mind.
- I did not change my mind.
1026
00:51:20,386 --> 00:51:24,657
You're trying to trick me.
I'm going to save the future.
1027
00:51:24,724 --> 00:51:27,026
I don't think so, Clyde.
1028
00:51:28,061 --> 00:51:32,232
This is a hundred CC's
of the COVID vaccine.
1029
00:51:33,833 --> 00:51:37,103
- Don't... Be careful with that.
- Then put down the gun!
1030
00:51:37,170 --> 00:51:38,638
What the fuck is going on?
1031
00:51:38,705 --> 00:51:40,607
Stan, you need to forgive Kyle.
1032
00:51:40,673 --> 00:51:43,042
You regret this day
for the rest of your life.
1033
00:51:43,810 --> 00:51:46,679
Oh, nice try, Kyle.
You're such a fuckin' dickhead.
1034
00:51:46,746 --> 00:51:48,514
Fuck you!
You're a fuckin' dickhead!
1035
00:51:48,581 --> 00:51:49,916
Kyle, it's true!
1036
00:51:49,983 --> 00:51:51,217
Cartman gets a happy life
1037
00:51:51,284 --> 00:51:53,319
but you don't...
you lose everything
1038
00:51:53,386 --> 00:51:56,155
- when you lose this friendship.
- Enough of this crap!
1039
00:51:56,222 --> 00:51:59,158
I'm sticking to what I believe
and this kid dies now!
1040
00:52:00,894 --> 00:52:03,730
Shalom sachem, Clyde.
1041
00:52:04,998 --> 00:52:06,933
Jesus Christ!
1042
00:52:20,513 --> 00:52:22,181
Timmy!
1043
00:52:24,984 --> 00:52:27,787
Well...
I guess we saved Kyle,
1044
00:52:27,854 --> 00:52:31,324
but nothing else
in the future is changed.
1045
00:52:31,391 --> 00:52:32,525
How do you know?
1046
00:52:32,592 --> 00:52:34,227
Because we're still here.
1047
00:52:34,294 --> 00:52:37,597
That means Kenny still was
bummed out we weren't friends,
1048
00:52:37,664 --> 00:52:39,132
still became a scientist,
1049
00:52:39,198 --> 00:52:42,468
went back in time,
and we still went in after him.
1050
00:52:43,803 --> 00:52:46,105
So then we're stuck here
in the past.
1051
00:52:46,172 --> 00:52:48,841
And we blew
our chance to stop COVID.
1052
00:52:48,908 --> 00:52:51,945
I'm sorry, guys.
I really fucked this up.
1053
00:52:52,011 --> 00:52:55,048
We all fucked it up.
These have just been...
1054
00:52:55,114 --> 00:52:59,085
- really unprecedented times.
- Unprecedented times.
1055
00:52:59,152 --> 00:53:02,855
What I wouldn't give
for just one precedented time.
1056
00:53:03,623 --> 00:53:06,426
Hey. Hey, yeah.
1057
00:53:06,492 --> 00:53:09,629
Maybe we just need
one precedented time.
1058
00:53:09,696 --> 00:53:11,064
Huh?
1059
00:53:12,632 --> 00:53:14,968
What if we've been trying
to solve the wrong problem?
1060
00:53:15,034 --> 00:53:17,136
Maybe my dad was right,
1061
00:53:17,203 --> 00:53:19,639
we can't ever stop
COVID from happening.
1062
00:53:19,706 --> 00:53:23,576
But what we can control...
is how we all reacted to it.
1063
00:53:23,643 --> 00:53:26,779
We reacted like shit.
Because I was just...
1064
00:53:26,846 --> 00:53:30,049
scared and confused
and didn't know who to believe.
1065
00:53:30,116 --> 00:53:31,751
Yeah, we all were.
1066
00:53:31,818 --> 00:53:34,520
So we all took different paths
because that's what humans do.
1067
00:53:34,587 --> 00:53:36,255
And what we needed
more than anything was to
1068
00:53:36,322 --> 00:53:38,491
just cut each other
all some slack.
1069
00:53:38,558 --> 00:53:43,062
We needed to come together
and act like us again.
1070
00:53:43,129 --> 00:53:45,665
One precedented time.
1071
00:53:48,735 --> 00:53:51,738
You guys, I know what to do.
1072
00:53:52,572 --> 00:53:54,107
Take this, darling Terrance.
1073
00:54:01,848 --> 00:54:03,282
Heather Williams?
1074
00:54:04,517 --> 00:54:05,385
Yes?
1075
00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:08,554
Hi. We're from the future.
1076
00:54:10,223 --> 00:54:13,426
We've come here to show you
something very important.
1077
00:54:17,897 --> 00:54:19,399
Do you remember this, Heather?
1078
00:54:19,465 --> 00:54:23,302
This is a picture of you...
farting in P.E. class.
1079
00:54:24,337 --> 00:54:26,139
I never farted in P.E. class.
1080
00:54:26,205 --> 00:54:27,607
Oh, yes. You did.
1081
00:54:27,673 --> 00:54:30,209
Two kids even smelled it
and asked who farted
1082
00:54:30,276 --> 00:54:33,746
- and you said nothing.
- I didn't fart in P.E. class!
1083
00:54:33,813 --> 00:54:37,183
It was a different kid! I was
just moving my hip a little bit.
1084
00:54:37,250 --> 00:54:39,085
- Heather. Heather.
- I didn't fart in P.E.
1085
00:54:39,152 --> 00:54:41,621
Heather, yes, you did,
sweet pea.
1086
00:54:43,122 --> 00:54:45,691
I-I happen to have
a stomach condition.
1087
00:54:45,758 --> 00:54:48,594
I don't know why you came
from the future to narc on me!
1088
00:54:48,661 --> 00:54:51,864
Heather, we don't want kids
to know you farted in P.E.
1089
00:54:51,931 --> 00:54:53,399
We wanna help you.
1090
00:54:53,466 --> 00:54:56,736
You just need to do
exactly what we tell you.
1091
00:55:02,175 --> 00:55:04,043
Hey, what is that?
1092
00:55:09,515 --> 00:55:10,983
Stan Marsh?
1093
00:55:11,050 --> 00:55:12,218
Me?
1094
00:55:12,285 --> 00:55:14,587
Your presence is requested, sir.
1095
00:55:15,655 --> 00:55:17,123
Whoa, cool.
1096
00:55:20,693 --> 00:55:23,463
Get on in, sir. There's
sparkling punch and doughnuts.
1097
00:55:25,731 --> 00:55:28,668
♪ I forgive you, I forgive me ♪
1098
00:55:28,734 --> 00:55:30,903
♪ Now when do I start
to feel again ♪
1099
00:55:30,970 --> 00:55:32,505
What's going on?
1100
00:55:32,572 --> 00:55:34,073
We have no idea.
1101
00:55:34,140 --> 00:55:35,942
♪ I forgive you, I forgive me ♪
1102
00:55:36,008 --> 00:55:37,343
♪ Now when do I start
to feel again... ♪
1103
00:55:37,410 --> 00:55:39,145
♪ And the home ♪
1104
00:55:39,212 --> 00:55:41,547
- ♪ Of the ♪
- Whoa!
1105
00:55:41,614 --> 00:55:43,082
This is amazing!
1106
00:55:43,149 --> 00:55:45,051
- ♪ Brave. ♪
- Look, we're on the jumbotron!
1107
00:55:49,689 --> 00:55:51,491
♪ With a brand-new attitude... ♪
1108
00:55:51,557 --> 00:55:54,026
You guys, I'm sorry for acting
like a dick during the pandemic.
1109
00:55:54,093 --> 00:55:55,795
I'm sorry too, dude.
1110
00:55:56,796 --> 00:55:59,298
Hello?
Who-Who's there?
1111
00:55:59,365 --> 00:56:02,001
♪ Trying to figure out
how to live ♪
1112
00:56:02,068 --> 00:56:04,370
♪ Doing it our way ♪
1113
00:56:04,437 --> 00:56:06,472
♪ No shame, no blame ♪
1114
00:56:06,539 --> 00:56:08,074
♪ 'Cause the damage is done ♪
1115
00:56:08,141 --> 00:56:10,076
♪ And, and I forgive you ♪
1116
00:56:10,143 --> 00:56:13,446
♪ I forgive you, we were busy
living the dream ♪
1117
00:56:13,513 --> 00:56:15,047
Oh...
1118
00:56:15,114 --> 00:56:19,018
♪ Never noticed the glass
ceiling falling on us ♪
1119
00:56:19,085 --> 00:56:21,254
♪ No shame, no blame ♪
1120
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:22,622
♪ 'Cause the damage is done ♪
1121
00:56:22,688 --> 00:56:25,625
♪ And, and I forgive you ♪
1122
00:56:25,691 --> 00:56:29,028
♪ I forgive you, I forgive me ♪
1123
00:56:29,095 --> 00:56:31,330
♪ Now when do I start
to feel again ♪
1124
00:56:32,832 --> 00:56:36,602
♪ If I hate you,
what does that do ♪
1125
00:56:36,669 --> 00:56:39,372
♪ So I breathe in
and I count to ten ♪
1126
00:56:39,438 --> 00:56:43,276
♪ 'Cause the lights are on ♪
1127
00:56:43,342 --> 00:56:44,944
♪ And I'm coming home... ♪
1128
00:56:45,011 --> 00:56:47,013
Holy shit balls.
1129
00:56:47,079 --> 00:56:52,185
Sharon, I'm sorry for the way
I acted during the pandemic.
1130
00:56:53,019 --> 00:56:55,588
You're not sorry,
you're just high.
1131
00:56:55,655 --> 00:56:57,256
I'm both.
1132
00:56:57,323 --> 00:56:59,926
♪ I forgive you, we were
just a couple of kids... ♪
1133
00:56:59,992 --> 00:57:04,497
Here you go! It's our
Post COVID Special. It's free.
1134
00:57:04,564 --> 00:57:06,265
No, really, we've all
been through a lot.
1135
00:57:06,332 --> 00:57:07,800
Come on, take it.
Thank you, baby.
1136
00:57:07,867 --> 00:57:10,636
Come on, everyone.
Post COVID Special!
1137
00:57:10,703 --> 00:57:13,172
Here you go, folks,
you all deserve this!
1138
00:57:13,973 --> 00:57:16,876
You did the best you could
during the pandemic, honey.
1139
00:57:16,943 --> 00:57:18,811
- I love you!
- Huh?
1140
00:57:18,878 --> 00:57:21,047
I shouldn't have yelled at you
for not wearing a mask.
1141
00:57:21,113 --> 00:57:22,715
I just didn't understand.
1142
00:57:22,782 --> 00:57:25,785
Well, maybe I should have worn
a mask more often but...
1143
00:57:25,851 --> 00:57:28,454
No, no, no, I was being all
high and mighty about it...
1144
00:57:28,521 --> 00:57:32,058
Butters, you're not grounded
anymore. Come on out, son.
1145
00:57:32,124 --> 00:57:33,359
You mean it, Dad?!
1146
00:57:33,426 --> 00:57:34,827
The pandemic's been awful.
1147
00:57:34,894 --> 00:57:36,696
We all need to just
cut each other some slack.
1148
00:57:36,762 --> 00:57:38,231
I love you, Butters!
1149
00:57:38,297 --> 00:57:39,865
- ...be sorry.
- I totally forgive you!
1150
00:57:39,932 --> 00:57:41,601
Oh, cut yourself some slack.
1151
00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:43,502
We gotta get some more
of this stuff.
1152
00:57:43,569 --> 00:57:45,137
♪ Couple of kids... ♪
1153
00:57:45,204 --> 00:57:47,873
Okay, come on, next!
1154
00:57:47,940 --> 00:57:52,044
♪ Doing it our way,
no shame, no blame ♪
1155
00:57:52,111 --> 00:57:53,412
♪ 'Cause the damage is done... ♪
1156
00:57:53,479 --> 00:57:54,880
And then we were like,
"Yeah, okay, yeah,
1157
00:57:54,947 --> 00:57:56,249
let's storm the Capitol!"
1158
00:57:56,315 --> 00:57:57,950
And it was a bad idea
and we were just,
1159
00:57:58,017 --> 00:57:59,819
you know, we were just going
a little bonkers there.
1160
00:57:59,885 --> 00:58:01,454
We shouldn't have
stormed the Capitol.
1161
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:03,589
That's okay!
1162
00:58:04,423 --> 00:58:06,392
I'm sorry.
I thought about it
1163
00:58:06,459 --> 00:58:09,295
and I can't do Space Jam 2.
1164
00:58:09,362 --> 00:58:11,564
I just can't support
Chinese censorship.
1165
00:58:11,631 --> 00:58:15,368
Oh, yeah? Well, if you're
not gonna make Space Jam 2,
1166
00:58:15,434 --> 00:58:18,204
then I'm not gonna make
Space Jam 2!
1167
00:58:18,271 --> 00:58:20,439
And nobody's gonna make
Space Jam 2!
1168
00:58:20,506 --> 00:58:23,109
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1169
00:58:23,175 --> 00:58:24,410
Yeah!
1170
00:58:24,477 --> 00:58:26,312
♪ And I forgive you. ♪
1171
00:58:38,624 --> 00:58:40,960
Hey, everybody! I'm home, guy!
1172
00:58:41,027 --> 00:58:43,062
- Hey! Ike!
- Ike, hi!
1173
00:58:43,129 --> 00:58:44,697
Ike, you made it back!
1174
00:58:44,764 --> 00:58:47,366
Well, of course! I wouldn't miss
Canadian Boxing Day, buddy!
1175
00:58:47,433 --> 00:58:49,468
Look, everyone, Stan's back!
1176
00:58:49,535 --> 00:58:51,704
Hey, Stan!
1177
00:58:51,771 --> 00:58:53,205
Hey, guys!
1178
00:58:53,272 --> 00:58:56,042
Good to see you, buddy!
How was everything on Mars?
1179
00:58:56,108 --> 00:58:59,512
Really cool, but I'm so glad to
be home! How are the kids?
1180
00:58:59,578 --> 00:59:01,447
Uncle Stan!
1181
00:59:01,514 --> 00:59:04,250
There's the little ragamuffins!
1182
00:59:04,317 --> 00:59:05,751
Mom.
1183
00:59:05,818 --> 00:59:07,820
Hi, Stanly.
1184
00:59:07,887 --> 00:59:09,689
It's Mom! And Shelley!
1185
00:59:09,755 --> 00:59:12,158
Why are you acting
all weird, Turd?
1186
00:59:12,224 --> 00:59:13,726
I don't know.
1187
00:59:13,793 --> 00:59:16,562
For some reason I'm just extra
happy to see you guys.
1188
00:59:16,629 --> 00:59:19,031
Hey, look who's here.
It's Kenny!
1189
00:59:19,098 --> 00:59:21,300
Kenny!
1190
00:59:21,367 --> 00:59:23,002
Kenny, what have you
been up to, buddy?
1191
00:59:23,069 --> 00:59:25,638
Didn't you hear?! Kenny just
won the Nobel Prize
1192
00:59:25,705 --> 00:59:28,274
for combining dark matter
and breast implants!
1193
00:59:28,341 --> 00:59:30,309
Oh, you old dog!
1194
00:59:30,376 --> 00:59:31,711
Hey, everybody, he's on!
1195
00:59:31,777 --> 00:59:33,879
What a fantastic audience. Wow.
1196
00:59:33,946 --> 00:59:36,816
What is up with these
bisexual Canadians, huh?
1197
00:59:36,882 --> 00:59:39,085
I guess they don't know whether
to fuck their brother
1198
00:59:39,151 --> 00:59:40,286
or their sister.
1199
00:59:42,488 --> 00:59:43,956
Hey, Stan.
1200
00:59:44,023 --> 00:59:46,225
Wendy, you're back from Harvard.
1201
00:59:46,292 --> 00:59:47,927
Yeah, just here
for the holidays.
1202
00:59:47,993 --> 00:59:51,130
You wanna maybe...
spend New Years together again?
1203
00:59:51,197 --> 00:59:52,698
I'd love that.
1204
00:59:52,765 --> 00:59:55,534
Hey, fellas!
Can I offer you some pupus?!
1205
00:59:55,601 --> 00:59:57,970
Thanks for choosin' Denny's
Applebee's for your party.
1206
00:59:58,037 --> 01:00:00,373
Butters, you're still
working here, huh?
1207
01:00:00,439 --> 01:00:02,108
Yup! I just made manager.
1208
01:00:02,174 --> 01:00:06,579
I love doing actual shit
that pays actual money.
1209
01:00:06,645 --> 01:00:09,348
Hey, Stan, can you
come here for a second?
1210
01:00:09,415 --> 01:00:10,983
What's the matter, dude?
1211
01:00:11,050 --> 01:00:12,918
Dude, he's here.
1212
01:00:12,985 --> 01:00:15,121
Cartman?
1213
01:00:15,187 --> 01:00:17,356
♪ Ready, set, go... ♪
1214
01:00:17,423 --> 01:00:20,459
Man, poor Cartman.
1215
01:00:22,695 --> 01:00:28,200
Fuck you guys!
You can suck my fucking dick!
1216
01:00:28,267 --> 01:00:30,002
Fuck you!
1217
01:00:30,069 --> 01:00:33,572
It's so sad he never
did anything with his life.
1218
01:00:34,407 --> 01:00:37,943
Fuck you, Kyle!
Fuck you, Stan!
1219
01:00:38,010 --> 01:00:39,445
Hey, come on, fellas.
1220
01:00:39,512 --> 01:00:41,680
We can't spend another holiday
feeling bad for Eric.
1221
01:00:41,747 --> 01:00:45,084
There's nothing that could have
changed the path he was on.
1222
01:00:45,151 --> 01:00:47,186
Fuck you, Butters!
1223
01:00:47,253 --> 01:00:49,622
Fuck you, Eric!
1224
01:00:49,688 --> 01:00:52,858
Well, everyone,
I just wanna make a toast.
1225
01:00:52,925 --> 01:00:54,226
I don't know...
1226
01:00:54,293 --> 01:00:56,095
what got us through the pandemic
1227
01:00:56,162 --> 01:01:00,900
and made all our futures so very
bright, but whatever it was...
1228
01:01:00,966 --> 01:01:03,669
may we have it
for the rest of our days.
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God bless us, everyone.
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Cheers!
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Remember, folks,
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weed can't solve
all your problems.
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But Tegridy can.
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01:01:16,182 --> 01:01:19,418
Tegridy Weed.
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01:01:23,765 --> 01:01:28,765
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