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CAR HORN
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Hussey. You're a wife and mother.
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You're scum, you're scum.
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Slut!
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Ah, you'll be judged.
Judged on Earth.
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I saw the crowds.
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How was the reception?
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Rapturous, what do you want?
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You've played a spirited game
but we both know
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you don't have the guts for this.
Do we really?
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Margaret, I want to give you one
last chance
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because I'm an honourable man.
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I'll go in there, talk to my QC and
this will all be over.
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There'll be no need for you
to be confronted with...
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..the evidence.
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Just nod your head.
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Hadn't you better take your seat?
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In the matter of Argyll
versus Argyll
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the court now calls Margaret,
Duchess of Argyll.
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TRAIN WHISTLE TOOTS
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I once saw you at the Cafe de Paris.
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You were coming down the stairs all
eyes were on you -
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the famous Mrs Sweeney.
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I won't be Mrs Sweeney
for much longer.
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Yes, I've heard that,
you're divorcing him, desertion.
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Man's a fool - if you were mine,
I'd never let you out of my sight.
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If you were mine.
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Captain Ian Campbell.
I know who you are.
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What happened next?
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I can't have just walked down
the staircase.
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Well, you descended the stairs
and I was enchanted.
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Utterly bewitched.
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I said, "There's a girl
I'm going to marry."
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Who did you say that to?
Janet, my wife.
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I rather think it's why she divorced
me, my first wife that is.
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I wonder what reason your second
will give.
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Oh, she'll never divorce me,
no matter how hard I try.
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Well, you should try harder,
put your...
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..back into it.
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You have a delicious
little stammer.
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It's never been called that before.
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You keep a diary?
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Doesn't everyone?
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Do you know what I think?
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You should put a thick line through
all those boring appointments
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and write, "off to Scotland
with Captain Campbell."
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Should I? You can join me while I
take care of some family business.
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I'll be a perfect gentleman.
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In that case I'll stay at home.
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Yvonne!
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Margaret. Yvonne McPherson my
wonderful assistant.
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Woman's a bloody godsend.
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Where are they?
In the library.
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I wouldn't come in if I were you.
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Place is a play pit,
cold as a morgue.
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Take a look around the grounds and
then we'll go for some dinner.
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Let's see cousin Niall.
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I've read so much about you.
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Seen your photograph so often
I feel I know you.
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Do you?
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Yvonne!
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MAN SINGS
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Christ I'm dreading this.
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Hello, Niall.
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FINISHES SONG
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Really quite incredibly hungry.
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Well. We could sell an island or
maybe some land.
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Do it then, but not Tobermory -
Tobermory's off limits,
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it's sacrosanct. Sell Tyree or some
of the other land.
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It still wouldn't be enough to cover
the cost of essential work
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needed to the castle.
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We can't even start repairs while
the Duke is still alive.
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As he's so fiercely against anything
he perceives as intrusion.
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Well, he believes in fairies,
perhaps it would help
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if you wore little wings
and carried a wand.
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You said you would consider
an income from the estate for me.
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We discussed it and we agreed.
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You're princes among men, how much?
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£1,500 a year for
the term of your life.
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£1,500?
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I'd earn more selling my arsehole
on the Glasgow docks.
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Well, if you don't want it.
Jesus wept, fine.
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I don't have a choice, do I?
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When do I get it?
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When you inherit
the Duchy of Argyll.
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Give all those pieces of paper
to Mrs McPherson,
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I don't have time for them.
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BIRDSONG
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I'm done.
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What does this mean?
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Forget not.
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It's beautiful.
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You didn't tell me it was
so beautiful.
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It's a pile.
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Just needs love and attention.
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She's just neglected.
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Margaret, it's so good to see you.
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You don't have to be here.
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We don't have to sign it together.
I made mistakes.
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It's not too late.
Charlie.
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It is.
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We'll always be friends.
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Always.
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Write to the children.
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It's important that they know you
love them.
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You can never tell a child it's
loved too much.
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Bye, darling.
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Charlie cried like a baby.
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Poor thing.
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He cried and he cried.
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He said he could never love anyone
the way he loved me.
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We don't have to go you know,
we could just go for
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a girl's dinner somewhere.
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Course we have to go.
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Imagine the talk if
I don't turn up.
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There's already been talk.
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Your jaunt the Highlands
with rugged Captain Campbell,
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that's curdling some milk.
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Is it?
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What do you know about him?
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Terrible time with those
bloody Nazis.
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Locked up in one of their horrendous
prisoner of war camps.
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Men being operated on
with no anaesthetic
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to see how long they last,
that sort of thing.
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Christ, poor man.
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He never said anything about that.
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Well, it's not very erotic, is it?
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You're not going to fall backwards
onto a chaise longue
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with tails of torture
and starvation.
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I don't know.
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Cheers, darling.
Come on, tell all.
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GLASSES CLINK
There's nothing to tell. It's me.
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I know it's you, there's
nothing to tell.
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Because he's married.
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There are stories about
Captain Ian Campbell, you know.
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DOG BARKS
Not war stories, women stories.
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Diana, darling, there's stories
about me.
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I liked him. I liked his castle.
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Keep your powder dry,
it's not his castle yet.
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Yet. Are they are out there?
Of course they are.
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How much do you want to bet Maureen
gets her penis out?
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Not a penny.
Maureen always gets her penis out.
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Oh...
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DOG BARKS
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This way please!
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This way.
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INDISTINCT CHATTER
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Congratulations on your divorce.
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Now you can grace us with your
beauty again.
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How we've missed you.
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Ah, hello. Hello.
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Oh, everyone hand-picked by moi
to cheer you up.
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What a wonderful hostess you
are, Maureen,
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you really do think of everything.
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Canapes and cock.
Is there anything else?
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Well, hopefully a dessert.
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GLASSES CLINK
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I know what's going to get this
party started.
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Here we go.
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THEY CHEER AND SQUEAL
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I think we need another one,
don't we?
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Who is going to be the lucky person?
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Freddie, come on darling.
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All right, then.
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Come on, Freddie.
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# Dreamy eyes
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# Dreamy eyes
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# Dreamy eyes
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# Dreamy eyes
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# Dreamy eyes
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# Who are you dreaming of?
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# Dreamy eyes
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# Who do you really love?
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# Who holds
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# The key to your heart?
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# Heart
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# Tell me, tell me who
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# Who do you yearn to kiss?
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# Open up your heart
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# Don't torture me like this
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# Your dreams
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# Will drive us apart
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# Bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah
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# bah-bah-bah, bah-bah-bah BAH
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# Your lonely lips cry for love
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# You live and you die just for love
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# But my lips excite
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# Thrill and ignite
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# That fire of love deep inside
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# Dreamy eyes
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# I need you desperately
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# Dreamy eyes... #
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CLOCK TICKS
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SHE SIGHS
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I thought of you the other day.
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Mm?
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I took little Sheridan to
London Zoo.
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I arranged for him to have
a tour with one of the keepers.
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Boy's obsessed with animals.
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Hmm, I like them myself.
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We went to the monkey house.
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My dear, those chimps with their
ghastly pink bottoms, just hideous.
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They don't know that, do they?
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They probably think they look
charming.
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There were these other
monkeys, apes,
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bonobos, quite fascinating.
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Everything they do is about sex.
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They meet a new bonobo,
they have sex with them.
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Sticking it in and out, dear,
hello, how do you do?
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In and out, tossing each other off,
fingering each other,
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in and out, in and out nonstop.
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It's how they make friends
and I thought,
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that's Margaret.
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In and out, in and out,
Margaret is a bonobo.
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It's not my fault that you don't
like it, Maureen,
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and that you're not good at it.
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I do like it.
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I like it very much
and I'm extremely good at it.
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That's not my fault.
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Bonobo apes sound
perfectly precious,
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I shall have to make a handsome
donation to their welfare.
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Bonjour, ma capitaine.
Bonjour.
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MUSIC PLAYS
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Oh, you're back.
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I am, and I got you a present.
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Lovely new mink
for my lovely old wife.
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Magnificent,
what a picture you look.
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Look at us, what fun we're having.
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It's too hot for mink.
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Well,
it's bloody freezing in Scotland.
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MUSIC: La Traviata: Follie!
Follie! Sempre Libera
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MUSIC: La Traviata: Ah, Fors e Lui
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NEWS REPORT: Following the death
of Niall Diarmid Campbell,
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Captain Ian Douglas Campbell
has been announced as
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the 11th Duke of Argyll.
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Captain Campbell is a distant cousin
of the tenth Duke
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and inherits Inveraray Castle,
where he will now take up residency,
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attaining salvage rights to the
Duchy de Florencia in Tobermory Bay.
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Yes. Go ahead caller.
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Yes, it's for the 11th Duke
of Argyll at the House of Lords.
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Congratulations, your grace, stop.
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I'm feeling restless, stop.
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Come and see me, stop. M, stop.
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That's it? Yep.
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The Duchy de Florencia,
part of the Spanish Armada,
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buried under four centuries
of silt and seaweed.
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Shipwreck full of jewels.
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It's like finding the Eldorado.
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You could almost touch it.
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People have tried, previous Dukes.
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No-one's managed it yet.
Costs a bloody fortune.
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Maybe you will. Well, it would make
it all seem more real.
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I wasn't brought up here.
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Don't know it, wasn't born to it.
255
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,943
I inherited it all from a distant,
distant cousin -
256
00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:04,983
not a father or even an uncle.
257
00:23:04,985 --> 00:23:07,505
I'm only the Duke because
there was no-one else.
258
00:23:08,665 --> 00:23:10,385
It's only me.
259
00:23:11,505 --> 00:23:13,545
Bit desperate, really.
260
00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:21,465
I don't know.
261
00:23:28,225 --> 00:23:30,785
It's going to rain.
Better head back.
262
00:23:32,385 --> 00:23:34,383
Let's go fast again.
263
00:23:34,385 --> 00:23:36,345
BOAT ENGINES STARTS
264
00:23:48,265 --> 00:23:49,905
THUNDER CRASHES
265
00:24:16,185 --> 00:24:18,023
I didn't know you were there.
266
00:24:18,025 --> 00:24:19,823
Yes, you did.
267
00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:21,463
SHE GIGGLES
268
00:24:21,465 --> 00:24:23,105
Yes, I did.
269
00:24:24,345 --> 00:24:26,465
I thought I'd rustle us up
some tea.
270
00:24:28,225 --> 00:24:29,943
Now?
271
00:24:29,945 --> 00:24:31,505
THUNDER RUMBLES
272
00:24:58,345 --> 00:25:00,665
What is it? What is it?
273
00:25:01,865 --> 00:25:03,783
Nothing.
274
00:25:03,785 --> 00:25:05,305
What?
275
00:25:07,945 --> 00:25:09,865
No-one ever sees that.
276
00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:18,985
30 stitches.
277
00:26:06,945 --> 00:26:09,265
You're going to be the one to do it.
278
00:26:11,465 --> 00:26:13,225
To raise a shipwreck.
279
00:26:16,345 --> 00:26:18,425
We're going to do it all.
280
00:26:58,665 --> 00:27:01,223
Yes?
281
00:27:01,225 --> 00:27:03,025
Be my duchess.
282
00:27:23,505 --> 00:27:25,025
We have to promise...
283
00:27:26,705 --> 00:27:30,425
..that we will never ever
bore one another.
284
00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:34,625
I'll do and say many things.
285
00:27:37,745 --> 00:27:39,905
None of them will be boring.
286
00:27:44,545 --> 00:27:46,345
I believe you.
287
00:27:48,665 --> 00:27:50,465
Then, yes.
288
00:28:00,825 --> 00:28:03,105
I think it's time you met
my father.
289
00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:35,785
RATTLING
290
00:28:38,505 --> 00:28:40,385
SHE PANTS
291
00:28:45,785 --> 00:28:47,345
HE GRUNTS
292
00:28:51,265 --> 00:28:53,185
THEY MOAN
293
00:28:55,945 --> 00:28:57,143
HE CHUCKLES
294
00:28:57,145 --> 00:28:58,985
Daddy! Darling girl.
295
00:29:00,785 --> 00:29:04,183
Ian, this is my father
George William.
296
00:29:04,185 --> 00:29:07,223
Daddy, this is Captain Ian Campbell
the Duke of Argyll.
297
00:29:07,225 --> 00:29:10,423
Oh, none of that antiquated
nonsense - just Ian, please.
298
00:29:10,425 --> 00:29:12,823
Nice to meet you, George.
299
00:29:12,825 --> 00:29:14,783
The Argylls have salvage
rights, Daddy.
300
00:29:14,785 --> 00:29:17,943
Granted by King James the second.
Yes, and it's full of Spanish gold.
301
00:29:17,945 --> 00:29:20,143
Oh, and a crown from the Pope.
302
00:29:20,145 --> 00:29:23,023
Imagine the rocks in that -
all just lying there waiting.
303
00:29:23,025 --> 00:29:26,263
Raising it sounds a job -
that's wild water.
304
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:29,983
Yes, the Royal Navy are sending
their best men out for free.
305
00:29:29,985 --> 00:29:34,103
But don't think I won't be checking
those frogmen for doubloons, though.
306
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:37,543
Margaret's been telling me
about Inveraray.
307
00:29:37,545 --> 00:29:40,505
My daughter's fallen in love
with your castle.
308
00:29:41,625 --> 00:29:46,183
Well, George, my castle has fallen
in love with her.
309
00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:47,985
Hook, line and sinker.
310
00:29:49,105 --> 00:29:50,825
Can't bear to be without her.
311
00:29:51,825 --> 00:29:55,505
That's why I put that ring on her
finger, statement of intent.
312
00:29:58,625 --> 00:30:00,303
Right, you've made me go all pink.
313
00:30:00,305 --> 00:30:02,023
I'm going to go and talk to Mummy,
314
00:30:02,025 --> 00:30:04,823
leaving my two favourite
men to talk.
315
00:30:04,825 --> 00:30:06,465
KNOCK AT DOOR
316
00:30:09,465 --> 00:30:11,543
Hello, Mummy.
317
00:30:11,545 --> 00:30:13,145
Careful.
318
00:30:31,425 --> 00:30:33,425
Yes, I can see it.
319
00:30:36,505 --> 00:30:38,425
It's an Argyll family heirloom.
320
00:30:40,025 --> 00:30:42,783
It looks like it came
from Woolworths.
321
00:30:42,785 --> 00:30:44,385
Well, it didn't.
322
00:30:47,425 --> 00:30:51,585
I may be trapped in this chair
but I still hear things.
323
00:30:54,225 --> 00:30:56,225
He's a married man.
324
00:30:57,865 --> 00:30:59,865
You're carrying on as if he isn't.
325
00:31:02,545 --> 00:31:08,025
My daughter - an adulteress,
a round heels.
326
00:31:11,225 --> 00:31:13,265
The squalor of it.
327
00:31:17,305 --> 00:31:20,463
It's not adultery if the marriage is
unhappy, it doesn't count.
328
00:31:20,465 --> 00:31:24,305
You should be ashamed of yourself
he's got children, think of them.
329
00:31:26,025 --> 00:31:27,945
I'm in love with him.
330
00:31:31,185 --> 00:31:33,943
Your skin is looking dull.
331
00:31:33,945 --> 00:31:35,583
No, it isn't.
332
00:31:35,585 --> 00:31:39,305
And your jawline's looking...soft.
333
00:31:40,865 --> 00:31:43,105
Getting a few wrinkles.
334
00:31:44,905 --> 00:31:48,425
I'm not getting any wrinkles and
there's nothing wrong with jawline.
335
00:31:49,665 --> 00:31:52,103
I massage my creams in every night
and do my exercises,
336
00:31:52,105 --> 00:31:54,105
just like you taught me.
337
00:31:56,505 --> 00:31:58,305
Why must you always...
338
00:32:03,545 --> 00:32:05,905
QUICK INTAKES OF BREATH
..be like this, Mummy?
339
00:32:09,225 --> 00:32:11,785
Could you not say something nice
to me for a change?
340
00:32:20,665 --> 00:32:22,585
I am so lonely.
341
00:32:31,145 --> 00:32:33,743
I think your father has a mistress.
342
00:32:33,745 --> 00:32:36,265
He goes out at night
and leaves me on my own.
343
00:32:37,745 --> 00:32:39,825
Tell him to stay here with me.
344
00:32:43,945 --> 00:32:45,705
He'll listen to you.
345
00:32:50,985 --> 00:32:52,825
Daddy needs company.
346
00:32:56,745 --> 00:32:58,985
He doesn't have a mistress.
347
00:33:00,865 --> 00:33:02,825
He'd never do that to me.
348
00:33:05,785 --> 00:33:08,703
George, you're now a patron of
Clan Campbell
349
00:33:08,705 --> 00:33:10,783
and I'm humbled by your generosity.
350
00:33:10,785 --> 00:33:12,623
I'm a Scot, a proud one.
351
00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:16,703
it's every Scot's ancestral heritage
and I am honoured to play my part.
352
00:33:16,705 --> 00:33:21,223
Also, one thing I've... I've let my
London club memberships lapse,
353
00:33:21,225 --> 00:33:23,263
you couldn't help me out at your
place, could you?
354
00:33:23,265 --> 00:33:25,743
I'd be happy to.
355
00:33:25,745 --> 00:33:27,783
Thank you, Daddy.
356
00:33:27,785 --> 00:33:29,625
You've made me so proud.
357
00:33:33,705 --> 00:33:37,265
# Hold me close hold me fast
358
00:33:38,705 --> 00:33:41,623
# The magic spell you cast
359
00:33:41,625 --> 00:33:44,625
# This is la vie en rose
360
00:33:46,785 --> 00:33:50,145
# When you kiss me heaven sighs
361
00:33:51,705 --> 00:33:53,665
# And though I close my eyes
362
00:33:55,025 --> 00:33:58,145
# I see la vie en rose
363
00:34:00,425 --> 00:34:03,905
# When you press me to your heart
364
00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:07,625
# I'm in a world apart
365
00:34:08,705 --> 00:34:11,223
# A world where roses bloom...#
366
00:34:11,225 --> 00:34:15,383
He did the same thing when we were
married and now it's your turn.
367
00:34:15,385 --> 00:34:17,903
But he does realise that
I can see this,
368
00:34:17,905 --> 00:34:20,263
that his sons will see this.
369
00:34:20,265 --> 00:34:22,625
Their father - with her.
370
00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:26,823
She was engaged to my brother
for a while.
371
00:34:26,825 --> 00:34:29,503
Engaged to just about everyone,
as I understand it.
372
00:34:29,505 --> 00:34:32,145
Is it true about David Niven?
That's the rumour.
373
00:34:34,545 --> 00:34:36,783
And Prince Aly Khan?
374
00:34:36,785 --> 00:34:38,865
Yes. Good god.
375
00:34:40,465 --> 00:34:42,305
I'm rather fond of her.
376
00:34:44,025 --> 00:34:46,583
Janet, she's humiliating me.
377
00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,265
He's humiliating you.
378
00:34:49,425 --> 00:34:52,983
How can he do this?
How is this fair?
379
00:34:52,985 --> 00:34:54,665
Louise...
380
00:34:55,665 --> 00:34:59,145
Mon cher, Oui-Oui, why carry on like
this?
381
00:35:00,905 --> 00:35:04,145
He's making it easy for you -
divorce him.
382
00:35:05,305 --> 00:35:07,583
Best thing I ever did.
383
00:35:07,585 --> 00:35:09,265
Divorce him.
384
00:35:12,225 --> 00:35:14,425
Ian always gets what he bloody
wants.
385
00:35:15,785 --> 00:35:20,305
And her, I suppose daddy's millions
means that she gets what she wants.
386
00:35:27,185 --> 00:35:32,345
"Dear Margaret, well,
congratulations, you win."
387
00:35:33,385 --> 00:35:34,743
Mummy, mummy.
388
00:35:34,745 --> 00:35:37,223
"I hope you'll be gratified to know
that every detail
389
00:35:37,225 --> 00:35:42,903
"of Ian's public betrayal of me with
you has been unbearably painful.
390
00:35:42,905 --> 00:35:46,025
I'm not a very good tea maker,
I'm afraid.
391
00:35:48,185 --> 00:35:50,103
Welcome to Whites.
392
00:35:50,105 --> 00:35:52,303
Honoured to have you as a member.
393
00:35:52,305 --> 00:35:54,103
Thank you, George.
394
00:35:54,105 --> 00:35:56,343
A celebratory snifter, I think. Hm!
395
00:35:56,345 --> 00:35:57,985
INDISTINCT CHATTER
396
00:36:01,945 --> 00:36:04,065
One second.
397
00:36:07,865 --> 00:36:09,705
Charlie Sweeney.
398
00:36:13,225 --> 00:36:15,265
To the victor the spoils, eh?
399
00:36:16,945 --> 00:36:19,623
"Perhaps if I didn't love my sons
so much,
400
00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:23,743
"I would fight harder,
delay the inevitable -
401
00:36:23,745 --> 00:36:26,983
"just to deprive you of your
gloating triumph.
402
00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:29,983
So much money out there just waiting
for us.
403
00:36:29,985 --> 00:36:31,423
Good luck!
404
00:36:31,425 --> 00:36:34,663
Don't come back until you've found
our treasure! Good luck.
405
00:36:34,665 --> 00:36:36,983
"But I don't want to drag this out
for them,
406
00:36:36,985 --> 00:36:41,385
"so I'm letting you win and giving
Ian his divorce.
407
00:36:42,545 --> 00:36:44,905
"I hope my pain makes you happy.
408
00:36:46,385 --> 00:36:50,063
"And I hope you never have to know
the agony of having
409
00:36:50,065 --> 00:36:54,503
"your private life laid bare for all
to see.
410
00:36:54,505 --> 00:36:57,543
"Of being paraded for the judgment
of others,
411
00:36:57,545 --> 00:37:00,743
"though knowing a little of your
character,
412
00:37:00,745 --> 00:37:03,623
"I imagine you would welcome
the publicity.
413
00:37:03,625 --> 00:37:06,223
"Sincerely, Louise."
414
00:37:06,225 --> 00:37:09,025
Poor me. God the tedious old horse.
415
00:37:10,105 --> 00:37:12,183
Although, I suppose what can you
expect, really,
416
00:37:12,185 --> 00:37:15,063
from someone who calls themselves
wee-wee.
417
00:37:15,065 --> 00:37:16,543
Oui-Oui.
418
00:37:16,545 --> 00:37:19,223
A nickname only used by
close friends
419
00:37:19,225 --> 00:37:22,183
and you, my darling, are never
going to be one of those.
420
00:37:22,185 --> 00:37:24,703
Oh, she doesn't know what she's
missing, does she?
421
00:37:24,705 --> 00:37:26,783
I'm delightful.
422
00:37:26,785 --> 00:37:28,745
Poor old wee-wee.
423
00:37:29,865 --> 00:37:34,505
Oui-Oui. Yes, Diana darling,
that's what I said, wee-wee.
424
00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:37,703
Shall we have Jeanie in the middle,
what do you think?
425
00:37:37,705 --> 00:37:39,743
No, I think two girls together is
a terrible idea.
426
00:37:39,745 --> 00:37:42,623
Oh, right, your children behind you,
mind behind me, one happy family.
427
00:37:42,625 --> 00:37:44,383
Chest out, back straight.
428
00:37:44,385 --> 00:37:46,423
No, you come closer,
I think he needs to come.
429
00:37:46,425 --> 00:37:51,223
Move Colin, right back, here, all
right. And Jeanne you, you...
430
00:37:51,225 --> 00:37:55,503
Just there sweetheart.
Should... Shoulders back.
431
00:37:55,505 --> 00:37:58,105
Everybody ready? It's not a funeral,
you can smile.
432
00:38:00,465 --> 00:38:02,905
Are you going to hold my hand?
I suppose I should.
433
00:38:04,305 --> 00:38:06,385
Everybody tense up.
434
00:38:18,025 --> 00:38:20,063
Hello.
435
00:38:20,065 --> 00:38:21,945
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
436
00:38:23,825 --> 00:38:25,823
Thank you.
437
00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:28,223
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
438
00:38:28,225 --> 00:38:30,265
Welcome, your grace! Thank you.
439
00:38:31,905 --> 00:38:33,345
Shall we?
440
00:38:34,545 --> 00:38:36,183
I'm going to carry you.
441
00:38:36,185 --> 00:38:38,343
What? I'm going to carry you across
the threshold.
442
00:38:38,345 --> 00:38:41,223
Oh, no, Ian, please. The Duke of
Argyll will carry his Duchess
443
00:38:41,225 --> 00:38:43,143
into Inveraray Castle.
444
00:38:43,145 --> 00:38:45,783
Come on, up you come.
445
00:38:45,785 --> 00:38:49,783
Oh, my God! It's like carrying
a piece of wood.
446
00:38:49,785 --> 00:38:52,223
I'm sorry but I just...
I don't like it.
447
00:38:52,225 --> 00:38:54,263
I can't put you down,
everybody's looking.
448
00:38:54,265 --> 00:38:56,903
Oh, no, you're going to drop me.
I'm not going to fucking drop you.
449
00:38:56,905 --> 00:38:59,145
No, can you please put me
down. Please?
450
00:39:03,105 --> 00:39:04,625
Ian.
451
00:39:09,585 --> 00:39:12,105
There you're down. Happy?
452
00:39:16,825 --> 00:39:20,263
Thank you so much for that
wonderful reception.
453
00:39:20,265 --> 00:39:23,305
We'll have champagne
and cake inside.
454
00:39:28,545 --> 00:39:30,145
BAGPIPES PLAY
455
00:40:22,865 --> 00:40:25,383
So, it's just to take this
whole suite,
456
00:40:25,385 --> 00:40:29,023
through that door and up to the
second floor bathroom.
457
00:40:29,025 --> 00:40:32,023
It's very delicate, so you might
need some help.
458
00:40:32,025 --> 00:40:33,545
Hello.
459
00:40:41,025 --> 00:40:42,985
Now I'm all confused.
460
00:41:40,305 --> 00:41:42,985
Father. Father. Ian.
461
00:41:45,225 --> 00:41:47,463
Colin. Other hand.
462
00:41:47,465 --> 00:41:49,065
Look me in the eyes.
463
00:41:50,145 --> 00:41:53,183
Mm, we're so happy that
you're here.
464
00:41:53,185 --> 00:41:55,663
Mwah. Such handsome boys!
465
00:41:55,665 --> 00:41:57,703
We've got so much to show you.
466
00:41:57,705 --> 00:42:02,583
Mm. Your rooms are all ready
and we've got toast and cake
467
00:42:02,585 --> 00:42:05,025
and my little doggie can't wait
to make friends.
468
00:42:11,225 --> 00:42:13,943
Right, we'll I'm going for a walk.
What? They've only just got here.
469
00:42:13,945 --> 00:42:16,623
I know. Give you a chance to get
to know each other.
470
00:42:16,625 --> 00:42:18,585
Better without me, I think.
471
00:42:29,505 --> 00:42:32,543
Where's my father?
Still on his walk.
472
00:42:32,545 --> 00:42:34,743
Has he had an accident?
473
00:42:34,745 --> 00:42:37,383
He might've fallen.
No, of course not.
474
00:42:37,385 --> 00:42:39,583
He knows the countryside
around here.
475
00:42:39,585 --> 00:42:41,863
Belongs to him.
476
00:42:41,865 --> 00:42:43,545
He hasn't fallen anywhere.
477
00:42:44,665 --> 00:42:46,545
He's just lost track of time.
478
00:42:54,345 --> 00:42:58,185
Boys, I know how hard it is
to share your daddy.
479
00:42:59,265 --> 00:43:02,423
I used to hate sharing my daddy
with anyone.
480
00:43:02,425 --> 00:43:05,305
We don't call him daddy -
we call him father.
481
00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:09,065
Right.
482
00:43:15,345 --> 00:43:19,063
When I was a little girl,
I was rather lonely
483
00:43:19,065 --> 00:43:21,185
and my daddy got me two puppies.
484
00:43:22,185 --> 00:43:24,985
And they were such lovely company,
always so cheerful.
485
00:43:27,305 --> 00:43:30,783
Would you both like a puppy to be
your friend while you're here?
486
00:43:30,785 --> 00:43:33,063
What would happen when we
weren't here?
487
00:43:33,065 --> 00:43:34,625
Well, I'd look after it.
488
00:43:36,065 --> 00:43:38,623
I love dogs.
489
00:43:38,625 --> 00:43:41,863
And you could write it letters from
school and I could read them out
490
00:43:41,865 --> 00:43:45,183
and your little puppy would know
exactly what you've been up to.
491
00:43:45,185 --> 00:43:48,385
Dogs can't understand what you say,
that's stupid.
492
00:43:53,225 --> 00:43:55,583
It's just an idea.
493
00:43:55,585 --> 00:43:57,345
We want to be excused.
494
00:43:58,585 --> 00:44:02,863
Do you know, maybe I should send
some men out to look for your daddy?
495
00:44:02,865 --> 00:44:07,263
He's our father! I heard there were
two young gentlemen still awake.
496
00:44:07,265 --> 00:44:09,943
Colin, you should be in bed.
So should you, Ian.
497
00:44:09,945 --> 00:44:11,383
They were waiting for you.
498
00:44:11,385 --> 00:44:14,103
Ian was worried that you'd fallen
down a mountain.
499
00:44:14,105 --> 00:44:17,743
Really? No, I wasn't. You own all
this countryside,
500
00:44:17,745 --> 00:44:19,463
you never fall down anywhere.
501
00:44:19,465 --> 00:44:20,983
Damn right.
502
00:44:20,985 --> 00:44:23,105
Only cretins fall down mountains.
503
00:44:24,865 --> 00:44:26,945
All right, come on bed.
504
00:45:28,505 --> 00:45:30,223
KNOCK AT DOOR
505
00:45:30,225 --> 00:45:31,863
Ian?
506
00:45:31,865 --> 00:45:33,465
LOCK RATTLES
507
00:45:40,825 --> 00:45:42,465
Ian?
508
00:45:45,105 --> 00:45:47,185
Ian, why have you locked the
door?
509
00:45:53,465 --> 00:45:55,585
KNOCK AT DOOR
Ian?
510
00:45:59,145 --> 00:46:00,785
Come to bed.
511
00:46:38,825 --> 00:46:41,505
Off you get, naughty boy. Off.
512
00:47:33,705 --> 00:47:37,023
You said that the Navy were
supplying the divers
513
00:47:37,025 --> 00:47:40,103
for free because they were
interested in the project.
514
00:47:40,105 --> 00:47:42,185
But that says £6,000.
515
00:47:44,345 --> 00:47:47,223
They're chisellers. Jackals.
516
00:47:47,225 --> 00:47:49,103
The Royal Navy are not chisellers.
517
00:47:49,105 --> 00:47:51,623
Well, then they're arseholes.
518
00:47:51,625 --> 00:47:54,265
And what mink coat from Worth?
519
00:47:57,705 --> 00:48:00,585
Oh, I bought that for Oui-Oui.
520
00:48:02,465 --> 00:48:04,505
Did you? Mm-hm.
521
00:48:11,265 --> 00:48:13,703
Well, you didn't buy it, Ian,
522
00:48:13,705 --> 00:48:17,383
because they've issued a
writ for £4,000 and...
523
00:48:17,385 --> 00:48:19,223
..that's £10,000 altogether.
524
00:48:19,225 --> 00:48:21,863
Why are you being such
a fucking wife?
525
00:48:21,865 --> 00:48:23,745
Honestly. I'm not...
526
00:48:26,185 --> 00:48:28,783
..being... Oh, God.
..a wife.
527
00:48:28,785 --> 00:48:31,745
It's a lot of money, on top
of everything else.
528
00:48:34,385 --> 00:48:36,423
This is serious Ian,
those are writs.
529
00:48:36,425 --> 00:48:39,263
So, let them come for me,
530
00:48:39,265 --> 00:48:43,263
I'll kill myself and that'll get rid
of the problem.
531
00:48:43,265 --> 00:48:45,703
Can't take a corpse to court.
532
00:48:45,705 --> 00:48:47,863
For God's sake.
533
00:48:47,865 --> 00:48:49,185
Look.
534
00:48:50,865 --> 00:48:53,545
I'll pay them both this time. Mm.
535
00:48:55,185 --> 00:48:58,103
But it's galling in the extreme
to think that I'm paying
536
00:48:58,105 --> 00:49:00,505
for Oui-Oui's mink.
537
00:49:04,225 --> 00:49:05,505
SHE SIGHS
538
00:49:07,105 --> 00:49:09,183
I want to clear up this library.
539
00:49:09,185 --> 00:49:12,263
All these papers.
You do not touch those.
540
00:49:12,265 --> 00:49:15,543
Those are my cousin Niall's papers,
they're his work,
541
00:49:15,545 --> 00:49:17,143
they're heirlooms.
542
00:49:17,145 --> 00:49:19,625
Ian, it's rubbish.
543
00:49:21,825 --> 00:49:24,783
You wouldn't know a serious academic
work if it came up
544
00:49:24,785 --> 00:49:26,785
and bit you on your fanny.
545
00:49:29,345 --> 00:49:32,785
Those are an act of thought,
of inquiry...
546
00:49:35,025 --> 00:49:39,625
..creation, what have you ever
created in your entire life?
547
00:49:41,545 --> 00:49:43,465
Except you.
548
00:49:44,465 --> 00:49:47,623
And who else exactly am I supposed
to have created?
549
00:49:47,625 --> 00:49:49,743
And I made two beautiful children.
550
00:49:49,745 --> 00:49:53,385
Mm, marvellous job you've done
there, they're completely spoiled.
551
00:49:56,785 --> 00:49:58,065
How...
552
00:49:59,545 --> 00:50:03,225
How d-d-d-d-d-dare I perhaps?
553
00:50:05,185 --> 00:50:07,703
Here's a thought, Margaret.
554
00:50:07,705 --> 00:50:11,143
Pay the b-b-b-b-bills.
555
00:50:11,145 --> 00:50:13,065
It's what you're for.
556
00:50:38,105 --> 00:50:39,303
KNOCK AT DOOR
557
00:50:39,305 --> 00:50:40,903
Excuse me, your grace.
558
00:50:40,905 --> 00:50:42,945
Thank you, Mr Casey.
559
00:50:53,865 --> 00:50:55,545
Um, I'm a monster.
560
00:50:59,225 --> 00:51:00,865
And a bastard.
561
00:51:03,185 --> 00:51:05,065
And I'm sorry.
562
00:51:08,745 --> 00:51:11,105
And I know I would be nothing
without you.
563
00:51:16,905 --> 00:51:18,545
Forgive me.
564
00:51:22,305 --> 00:51:24,385
How many men did I marry?
565
00:51:28,465 --> 00:51:32,945
Every morning, I wonder which Ian
I'm going to wake up to.
566
00:51:50,985 --> 00:51:53,105
Just trim those...
567
00:52:15,145 --> 00:52:17,823
Maureen. Darling.
568
00:52:17,825 --> 00:52:21,103
How are you?
Very well.
569
00:52:21,105 --> 00:52:26,785
Oh, every inch the Duchess,
as if you'd been born to it.
570
00:52:28,025 --> 00:52:32,183
What a triumph, darling!
It's...it's all exquisite.
571
00:52:32,185 --> 00:52:35,383
You should be very proud.
Mm, I am.
572
00:52:35,385 --> 00:52:37,743
I didn't know that people had
started arriving yet.
573
00:52:37,745 --> 00:52:40,103
Oh, well, we have.
574
00:52:40,105 --> 00:52:42,503
Little old me and, uh,
a special someone
575
00:52:42,505 --> 00:52:44,625
I didn't think you were
expecting.
576
00:53:03,105 --> 00:53:06,543
Oui-Oui, how lovely to see you.
577
00:53:06,545 --> 00:53:08,743
Oui-Oui. That's what I said.
578
00:53:08,745 --> 00:53:12,303
Glorious mink, I think I bought it.
579
00:53:12,305 --> 00:53:14,463
Oui-Oui.
580
00:53:14,465 --> 00:53:16,543
You made it. Marvellous!
581
00:53:16,545 --> 00:53:19,223
What do you think of the old place?
582
00:53:19,225 --> 00:53:21,265
Can you picture yourself here?
583
00:53:22,945 --> 00:53:27,503
Why don't you get yourself
a glass of champagne
584
00:53:27,505 --> 00:53:29,983
and have a poke around and
then cast a beady eye
585
00:53:29,985 --> 00:53:32,145
over the fixtures and
fittings.
586
00:53:40,545 --> 00:53:42,625
Well, she's looking rather good,
isn't she?
587
00:53:45,425 --> 00:53:46,985
What?
588
00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:50,183
Did you invite her?
589
00:53:50,185 --> 00:53:52,503
But, darling, Louise is the mother
of my heir,
590
00:53:52,505 --> 00:53:54,223
it needs her stamp of approval.
591
00:53:54,225 --> 00:53:56,103
And you didn't consider that
it might upset me
592
00:53:56,105 --> 00:53:58,223
when I've put so much work
into this day?
593
00:53:58,225 --> 00:54:00,823
I didn't give you a second thought.
594
00:54:00,825 --> 00:54:02,585
Your grace. Oh, no.
595
00:54:05,265 --> 00:54:07,903
What did you mean, can she see
herself here?
596
00:54:07,905 --> 00:54:10,623
Oh, not now obviously.
597
00:54:10,625 --> 00:54:13,223
Couldn't be under the same roof for
more than a couple of hours,
598
00:54:13,225 --> 00:54:16,863
but later, when I die,
my son will be Duke.
599
00:54:16,865 --> 00:54:19,623
It'll be up to him and it's
traditional to have one's old mum
600
00:54:19,625 --> 00:54:21,745
rattling around in one of the wings.
601
00:54:24,265 --> 00:54:26,905
And what happens
to me when you die?
602
00:54:27,985 --> 00:54:30,343
Well, I imagine you'll be sad
for a little bit
603
00:54:30,345 --> 00:54:33,983
but then you'll marry some ghastly
banker and off to Monaco you'll pop.
604
00:54:33,985 --> 00:54:37,183
No, Ian, what happens to me in
Inveraray?
605
00:54:37,185 --> 00:54:40,103
The home that I've built,
what happens?
606
00:54:40,105 --> 00:54:44,065
Well, that will also be up to my son
and he's very fond of his mother.
607
00:54:49,265 --> 00:54:51,623
Does this mean I've got
to make friends with her?
608
00:54:51,625 --> 00:54:53,665
I think it might help, yes.
609
00:54:55,545 --> 00:54:58,503
Then that's what I'll do.
That's the spirit.
610
00:54:58,505 --> 00:55:01,303
By the time I'm finished with her,
she's going to adore me.
611
00:55:01,305 --> 00:55:03,383
If she doesn't stab you in the neck
while you sleep
612
00:55:03,385 --> 00:55:05,145
I'd call that a triumph.
613
00:55:06,145 --> 00:55:08,545
Oh, here they come.
Shall we, your grace?
614
00:55:23,225 --> 00:55:25,383
Margaret.
615
00:55:25,385 --> 00:55:27,505
Don't push her in
the lake or anything.
616
00:55:28,585 --> 00:55:30,265
Of course I won't.
617
00:55:32,185 --> 00:55:34,025
Promise.
618
00:55:39,265 --> 00:55:41,265
THUNDER RUMBLES
619
00:56:20,385 --> 00:56:22,145
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
620
00:56:23,465 --> 00:56:25,663
Congratulations!
621
00:56:25,665 --> 00:56:28,265
Speech! Speech! Speech!
622
00:56:30,545 --> 00:56:33,623
It's been one of the greatest
privileges of my life
623
00:56:33,625 --> 00:56:37,425
to restore Inveraray Castle to such
magnificent grandeur.
624
00:56:38,785 --> 00:56:43,545
An enduring legacy for my husband
the Duke of Argyll and his heirs.
625
00:56:44,985 --> 00:56:46,745
Yes, indeed!
626
00:57:26,305 --> 00:57:28,025
CHEERS
627
00:57:52,745 --> 00:57:54,383
"I love you so much.
628
00:57:54,385 --> 00:57:57,223
"I am so happy my sons are yours,
not Ian's.
629
00:57:57,225 --> 00:57:59,025
"Your own, Louise."
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