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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,270 --> 00:00:14,684 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:28,377 --> 00:00:30,713 You guys! You guys! 3 00:00:31,380 --> 00:00:33,249 Oh, my God, you're not gonna believe this! 4 00:00:33,316 --> 00:00:35,685 - Dude, what? - You guys... 5 00:00:37,019 --> 00:00:40,256 Heather Williams farted during P.E. class. 6 00:00:40,323 --> 00:00:42,825 - So? - So? 7 00:00:42,892 --> 00:00:44,794 Heather Williams farted during P.E. class! 8 00:00:44,861 --> 00:00:47,029 That means we are gonna sit courtside 9 00:00:47,096 --> 00:00:48,765 at the Denver Nuggets game next Saturday! 10 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,000 What? 11 00:00:51,067 --> 00:00:52,802 Ugh! Heather Williams' mom 12 00:00:52,869 --> 00:00:54,003 works for Coors in Golden! 13 00:00:54,070 --> 00:00:55,772 Coors is the second biggest sponsor 14 00:00:55,838 --> 00:00:57,473 of the Pepsi Center where the Nuggets play! 15 00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:59,208 We tell Heather that if she doesn't get us courtside seats, 16 00:00:59,275 --> 00:01:01,077 then everyone's gonna know she farted in P.E. class! 17 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:04,280 Whoa. I've never seen a Nuggets game in person. 18 00:01:04,347 --> 00:01:06,382 Well, we're about to! All we have to do is show Heather 19 00:01:06,449 --> 00:01:08,084 we have proof and she'll do whatever we want! 20 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:09,485 What proof do you have? 21 00:01:09,552 --> 00:01:10,920 Kenny had his phone out! 22 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:12,221 He got a photo of Heather right when she farted. 23 00:01:12,288 --> 00:01:15,091 Look! Isn't this awesome, you guys?! 24 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,493 Let's go, Nuggets! 25 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:19,762 Let's go, Nuggets! 26 00:01:19,829 --> 00:01:22,465 Let's go, Nuggets! 27 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:28,905 Kids! Kids, can I have your attention, please. 28 00:01:28,971 --> 00:01:32,475 Kids, listen up. This is an emergency. 29 00:01:32,542 --> 00:01:37,246 Everything is fine but... we are sending you all home. 30 00:01:38,815 --> 00:01:41,150 Some of you may have heard but there's a little virus 31 00:01:41,217 --> 00:01:43,986 going around and the school district wants to make sure 32 00:01:44,053 --> 00:01:46,522 we're all safe, so we're shutting down 33 00:01:46,589 --> 00:01:48,724 the school for about two weeks. 34 00:01:48,791 --> 00:01:50,893 Two weeks?! Yippie! 35 00:01:52,762 --> 00:01:54,096 Oh, not now. 36 00:01:54,163 --> 00:01:56,365 Your parents are here to pick you up. So let's go. 37 00:01:56,432 --> 00:01:59,268 I'm sure it's nothing; we'll see you in a couple of weeks. 38 00:01:59,335 --> 00:02:01,437 You guys... you guys, Heather Thompson 39 00:02:01,504 --> 00:02:03,873 farted in P.E. class! Guys? 40 00:02:07,443 --> 00:02:10,079 Every night I have the same dream, 41 00:02:10,146 --> 00:02:12,381 and relive the whole thing again... 42 00:02:13,249 --> 00:02:14,984 It's called social distancing. 43 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:17,019 If we stay six feet apart from each other 44 00:02:17,086 --> 00:02:18,621 and wear a mask... 45 00:02:18,688 --> 00:02:21,490 And also I'm shutting down the city and I'm a pervert. 46 00:02:21,557 --> 00:02:23,593 And we've got to get control of this thing! 47 00:02:23,659 --> 00:02:25,995 I'm just getting sick of being here every day with you, 48 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:27,330 - that's all. - You think 49 00:02:27,396 --> 00:02:29,465 I like being here every day with you?! 50 00:02:29,532 --> 00:02:31,200 I am much easier to get along with 51 00:02:31,267 --> 00:02:33,069 during a stay-at-home order! 52 00:02:33,135 --> 00:02:35,838 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 53 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:39,775 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Stan... ♪ 54 00:02:49,151 --> 00:02:52,321 Come on, Stan, we're gonna visit Grandpa! 55 00:02:52,388 --> 00:02:54,624 Hi, Grandpa! 56 00:02:54,690 --> 00:02:56,225 Hi, Grandpa! 57 00:02:56,292 --> 00:02:59,395 Isn't it great to see Grandpa, kids? 58 00:02:59,462 --> 00:03:01,163 Look, let's just face it, you guys. 59 00:03:01,230 --> 00:03:04,066 We don't trust each other and we don't like each other. 60 00:03:05,201 --> 00:03:07,103 I hate this stupid farm. 61 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:12,275 In the dream, I relive the entire pandemic. 62 00:03:13,242 --> 00:03:14,877 Oh, God, no! 63 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:17,380 My little girl! 64 00:03:17,446 --> 00:03:19,548 Oh, no! Oh, God! 65 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:25,655 Now that I'm older, the dream isn't just a dream 66 00:03:25,721 --> 00:03:30,459 because the whole pandemic has started all over again. 67 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:09,332 A brand-new variant of the COVID virus has emerged 68 00:04:09,398 --> 00:04:11,867 in Colorado and now panic and fear 69 00:04:11,934 --> 00:04:13,369 spreads throughout the world. 70 00:04:13,436 --> 00:04:15,504 The new outbreak started with the death 71 00:04:15,571 --> 00:04:17,740 of renowned scientist Kenny McCormick, 72 00:04:17,807 --> 00:04:21,077 and has therefore been named Kenny McCormikron. 73 00:04:21,143 --> 00:04:24,313 It's been 38 years since the pandemic first started, 74 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:27,383 and people are beginning to say enough is enough. 75 00:04:27,450 --> 00:04:30,453 The town of South Park has been put under strict lockdown 76 00:04:30,519 --> 00:04:32,388 to try and contain the new variant. 77 00:04:32,455 --> 00:04:36,993 Nobody is allowed in or out for the next 20 to 30 years. 78 00:04:38,694 --> 00:04:40,463 Attention. You are under quarantine. 79 00:04:40,529 --> 00:04:43,532 Someone in your community is not vaccinated. 80 00:04:43,599 --> 00:04:47,203 Maintain social distance and wear a chin diaper if possible. 81 00:04:47,269 --> 00:04:50,272 Attention. You are under quarantine. 82 00:04:50,339 --> 00:04:52,575 Someone in your community is not vaccinated. 83 00:04:52,641 --> 00:04:55,678 Maintain social distance and wear a chin diaper 84 00:04:55,745 --> 00:04:57,213 if possible. 85 00:04:57,279 --> 00:04:59,548 Attention. You are under quarantine. 86 00:04:59,615 --> 00:05:01,984 Someone in your community is not... 87 00:05:05,988 --> 00:05:08,491 Come on inside and rejuvenate. 88 00:05:08,557 --> 00:05:11,627 Denny's is now Denny's Applebee's Max. 89 00:05:11,694 --> 00:05:13,429 Taste the difference. 90 00:05:17,466 --> 00:05:19,101 Welcome to Denny's Applebee's Max. 91 00:05:19,168 --> 00:05:20,503 Just one joining us today? 92 00:05:21,470 --> 00:05:22,671 Listen to me very carefully 93 00:05:22,738 --> 00:05:24,907 and try not to change your expression. 94 00:05:24,974 --> 00:05:27,276 They could be listening. 95 00:05:27,343 --> 00:05:31,313 This... is the last sprout of Tegridy Weed. 96 00:05:31,380 --> 00:05:34,517 We have to get it somewhere outside of town. 97 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:36,752 Sir, the whole town is under quarantine. 98 00:05:36,819 --> 00:05:38,554 Nothing's allowed in or out. 99 00:05:38,621 --> 00:05:40,256 We have to replicate it. 100 00:05:40,322 --> 00:05:43,125 It's the only way for people to have Tegridy again. 101 00:05:43,192 --> 00:05:45,261 Uh, okay, sir, if you don't want to eat, 102 00:05:45,327 --> 00:05:46,762 then I'll need to ask you to leave. 103 00:05:46,829 --> 00:05:49,298 Don't you understand this could change the world. 104 00:05:49,365 --> 00:05:51,367 Maybe the Denny's side of you doesn't care, 105 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,336 but the Applebee's side of you must want to help! 106 00:05:54,403 --> 00:05:55,905 There you are, Mr. Marsh. 107 00:05:55,971 --> 00:05:58,441 Come on. Time to go back to the old folks home. 108 00:05:58,507 --> 00:06:01,243 I can't go back! Everyone listen! 109 00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:04,313 This little sprout is humanity's only hope! 110 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:07,049 Let's go back to the retirement home. 111 00:06:07,116 --> 00:06:08,884 We can get you some nice ice cream, okay? 112 00:06:08,951 --> 00:06:12,354 I don't want ice cream, I want my species to survive! 113 00:06:12,421 --> 00:06:14,857 - Back off! - Let's go, Mr. Marsh! 114 00:06:14,924 --> 00:06:16,826 Don't make this difficult for us! 115 00:06:22,832 --> 00:06:25,167 Why, you son of a bitch. 116 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:39,882 - Come on, Mr. Marsh. - Who...? 117 00:06:39,949 --> 00:06:44,220 It's me, Token. We know about the pangolin. 118 00:06:45,454 --> 00:06:47,456 Your son and his friends are trying to stop all this 119 00:06:47,523 --> 00:06:50,292 from happening. We need to get you to Kenny's lab. 120 00:06:53,629 --> 00:06:57,199 Dr. Kenneth McCormick will now be attempting to 121 00:06:57,266 --> 00:06:59,635 travel back in time in order to stop 122 00:06:59,702 --> 00:07:02,438 the COVID pandemic from ever happening. 123 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,273 At the moment Kenny time traveled, 124 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:06,475 he blew all the transformers here in the lab. 125 00:07:06,542 --> 00:07:08,611 If you're going to try and replicate his work, 126 00:07:08,677 --> 00:07:10,412 we'll be doing it at half capacity. 127 00:07:10,479 --> 00:07:12,548 The bigger problem is that we can't even get 128 00:07:12,615 --> 00:07:14,583 into half of Kenny's equipment. 129 00:07:14,650 --> 00:07:17,620 We have access to the machines, but the codes to operate 130 00:07:17,686 --> 00:07:20,823 those machines are behind an 86-Mag firewall 131 00:07:20,890 --> 00:07:22,224 with restricted access, 132 00:07:22,291 --> 00:07:24,360 requiring an in-person vocal scan of either 133 00:07:24,426 --> 00:07:27,663 Kenny McCormick or of his associate, Victor Chouce. 134 00:07:27,730 --> 00:07:31,133 But Kenny is dead and Chouce is locked away in a mental asylum. 135 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,335 So we go to the asylum and convince them 136 00:07:33,402 --> 00:07:35,571 to let us bring Chouce here, easy. 137 00:07:35,638 --> 00:07:36,805 There's more. 138 00:07:38,507 --> 00:07:40,876 When Kenny bent time, the negative ions 139 00:07:40,943 --> 00:07:42,945 actually killed everyone else in the room. 140 00:07:43,012 --> 00:07:46,382 We have to find some thin, reflective material 141 00:07:46,448 --> 00:07:48,684 that can be worn to bounce the energy. 142 00:07:48,751 --> 00:07:51,820 We're going to need... some aluminum foil. 143 00:07:54,990 --> 00:07:56,825 Jesus Christ. 144 00:07:56,892 --> 00:07:58,227 Aluminum foil? 145 00:07:58,294 --> 00:08:00,996 That's impossible, Wendy. It's the fucking future. 146 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:02,598 All the aluminum foil is stuck 147 00:08:02,665 --> 00:08:04,700 out on cargo ships in Long Beach. 148 00:08:04,767 --> 00:08:05,968 Yeah, I know. 149 00:08:06,035 --> 00:08:09,305 Look, guys, I know this is all a long shot. 150 00:08:09,371 --> 00:08:11,540 But Kenny went back in time and got COVID 151 00:08:11,607 --> 00:08:13,609 because it destroyed our friendship. 152 00:08:13,676 --> 00:08:17,346 All of this is our fault, and we can't do it without you. 153 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:20,282 I'll help however I can to stop this stupid pandemic 154 00:08:20,349 --> 00:08:21,584 once and for all. 155 00:08:21,650 --> 00:08:23,652 Yeah, I can't be stuck in quarantine 156 00:08:23,719 --> 00:08:27,089 my whole life... I gotta get back to my job doing future comedy. 157 00:08:27,156 --> 00:08:28,924 Speakin' of which, what's the biggest 158 00:08:28,991 --> 00:08:31,694 difference between a Christian man and a lesbian? 159 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:33,629 Absolutely nothing. They are totally the same 160 00:08:33,696 --> 00:08:35,464 and deserve to be treated as such. 161 00:08:36,232 --> 00:08:38,467 Thanks, everybody. We can do this! 162 00:08:38,534 --> 00:08:40,236 Wendy, you guys stay here and try 163 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:41,537 to get the lab running again. 164 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,472 Kyle and I will go get Victor Chouce. 165 00:08:43,539 --> 00:08:45,641 Tweek and Craig, you guys find some aluminum foil. 166 00:08:45,708 --> 00:08:48,777 - How the hell do we do that?! - Just start looking! 167 00:08:48,844 --> 00:08:49,979 Come on, guys! 168 00:08:50,879 --> 00:08:54,083 - All right, let's do this! - I'll drive, get in the back. 169 00:08:54,149 --> 00:08:57,720 Alexa! Set a course for South Park Mental Asylum. 170 00:09:00,189 --> 00:09:04,760 Alexa, set a course for South Park Mental Asylum. 171 00:09:05,661 --> 00:09:07,396 Do you ever think about how the way 172 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:09,431 you act affects other people? 173 00:09:09,498 --> 00:09:12,134 Oh, no, goddamn it. Not right now. 174 00:09:12,201 --> 00:09:14,303 Oh, yeah, don't wanna talk about that. 175 00:09:14,370 --> 00:09:16,572 Let's just pretend like that's not even an issue. 176 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:19,408 Alexa, please, we have to get to the asylum 177 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:21,143 and we don't know where it is. 178 00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:23,412 - Who's this? - It's just my Alexa. 179 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:26,315 "Just my Alexa"? You're a piece of shit! 180 00:09:26,382 --> 00:09:28,851 You're a fucking alcoholic piece of shit! 181 00:09:28,917 --> 00:09:31,987 - Alexa... - Find the asylum your fucking self! 182 00:09:32,054 --> 00:09:33,956 Find it your fucking self. 183 00:09:35,224 --> 00:09:36,725 You do whatever the fuck you want 184 00:09:36,792 --> 00:09:39,428 and just destroy the people around you. 185 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:42,431 And by the way, there's a tankless humidifier 186 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:44,667 available from one of your favorite sellers. 187 00:09:44,733 --> 00:09:46,001 Would you like to know more?! 188 00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:48,537 Yes, yes, I'd like to know more. 189 00:09:48,604 --> 00:09:52,374 Okay. The newest humidifiers from Walgreens Max 190 00:09:52,441 --> 00:09:54,743 are actually tankless and use up to 50% 191 00:09:54,810 --> 00:09:56,979 less water than standard humidifiers. 192 00:09:57,046 --> 00:10:00,883 Okay, that's really cool. Uh, add that to my shopping list. 193 00:10:00,949 --> 00:10:03,719 Well, and people who were interested 194 00:10:03,786 --> 00:10:06,288 in tankless humidifiers were also interested in 195 00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:07,790 three-pack filters. 196 00:10:07,856 --> 00:10:09,992 That's great. Do those have the Prime delivery? 197 00:10:10,059 --> 00:10:11,927 Dude, we don't really have time for this. 198 00:10:11,994 --> 00:10:14,196 Dude, shut the fuck up! 199 00:10:20,069 --> 00:10:23,339 Please help see us through this new COVID variant. 200 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:26,008 Please help us to make it through this 201 00:10:26,075 --> 00:10:27,409 difficult quarantine. 202 00:10:27,476 --> 00:10:30,012 And let people see that... 203 00:10:30,079 --> 00:10:34,316 as bad as COVID is, it's not as bad as diabetes. 204 00:10:35,851 --> 00:10:37,252 Hello? 205 00:10:37,319 --> 00:10:40,022 Sorry, the church is closed due to the COVID variant. 206 00:10:40,089 --> 00:10:44,126 Father, please. Will you protect my family? 207 00:10:44,193 --> 00:10:46,095 Rabbi Cartman? 208 00:10:46,161 --> 00:10:48,364 My family isn't safe, Father. 209 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,799 I realize now that Kyle Broflovski 210 00:10:50,866 --> 00:10:52,835 will stop at nothing to break us apart. 211 00:10:52,901 --> 00:10:55,137 Uncle Kyle hates us because we're Jewish. 212 00:10:55,204 --> 00:10:57,306 And he's a self-hating Jew. 213 00:10:57,373 --> 00:10:59,108 Uncle Kyle, no, no, no! 214 00:10:59,174 --> 00:11:00,709 Menorah, hold your brother. 215 00:11:00,776 --> 00:11:03,078 As a fellow person of faith, Father, 216 00:11:03,145 --> 00:11:04,346 I'm begging you to help us. 217 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,448 Well, well, what can I do, Rabbi? 218 00:11:06,515 --> 00:11:09,084 Kyle has already convinced a bunch of people 219 00:11:09,151 --> 00:11:10,652 to join his cause. 220 00:11:10,719 --> 00:11:13,589 I have to create my own secret rebellion to stop him. 221 00:11:13,655 --> 00:11:15,391 Eric, please, I'm scared 222 00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,626 and I don't understand all of this. 223 00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:20,963 Kyle wants to go back in time... 224 00:11:21,029 --> 00:11:24,533 and change the past so that you and I possibly never even meet. 225 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,971 If I never met you, my life would be meaningless. 226 00:11:29,037 --> 00:11:33,709 Mine, too. You are my whole world. 227 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:38,380 I promise you that I will do everything I can to stop Kyle... 228 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:40,849 and save our family. 229 00:11:51,593 --> 00:11:53,429 I understand that you wish 230 00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,063 to see one of our inmates. 231 00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:57,132 - Victor Chouce? - Yeah. 232 00:11:57,199 --> 00:11:59,134 We-we have a lot of questions for Mr. Chouce. 233 00:11:59,201 --> 00:12:02,805 He's an extremely dangerous and diluted individual. 234 00:12:02,871 --> 00:12:05,240 We don't take visitations lightly. 235 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:07,109 What exactly did he do? 236 00:12:07,176 --> 00:12:08,911 Unspeakable things. 237 00:12:08,977 --> 00:12:13,182 He has destroyed lives. This entire state has never seen 238 00:12:13,248 --> 00:12:14,750 a monster of his magnitude. 239 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,152 I've lived in South Park all my life 240 00:12:17,219 --> 00:12:18,687 and I've never heard of him. 241 00:12:18,754 --> 00:12:21,824 That's because Victor has been hidden from view... 242 00:12:21,890 --> 00:12:25,060 ever since the pandemic began. 243 00:12:25,127 --> 00:12:28,931 Victor's parents were very protective during the pandemic. 244 00:12:28,997 --> 00:12:30,966 Even when the stay-at-home orders were lifted 245 00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:33,902 his parents kept him locked away in his room. 246 00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:37,773 Victor longed to go outside and play. 247 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:43,712 Then 2021 happened, people thought the pandemic was over. 248 00:12:43,779 --> 00:12:45,914 Victor's parents left him grounded in his room 249 00:12:45,981 --> 00:12:48,951 while they went to see a movie in Denver. 250 00:12:49,017 --> 00:12:50,619 They never returned. 251 00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:54,556 Victor was grounded in his room for over 16 years. 252 00:12:56,492 --> 00:12:58,594 His name isn't Chouce. 253 00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:01,063 It's Chaos. 254 00:13:06,001 --> 00:13:09,438 We are not responsible for what happens to you in there. 255 00:13:11,139 --> 00:13:12,508 I warn you... 256 00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:15,177 you are not going to like what you're about to see. 257 00:13:28,423 --> 00:13:30,959 Excuse me. 258 00:13:31,026 --> 00:13:32,194 Hello? 259 00:13:37,099 --> 00:13:39,034 Well, hey, fellas! 260 00:13:39,101 --> 00:13:40,602 Butters... 261 00:13:40,669 --> 00:13:42,571 I thought you were just the guards again. 262 00:13:42,638 --> 00:13:44,706 It's good to see some new faces in here. 263 00:13:44,773 --> 00:13:47,175 I'll bet you're looking to make yourselves some money, huh? 264 00:13:47,242 --> 00:13:49,111 Well, you came to the right guy. 265 00:13:49,177 --> 00:13:51,079 My name's Vic. Vic Chaos. 266 00:13:51,146 --> 00:13:53,682 There's a whole lot of people that can tell you how much money 267 00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:56,251 Vic Chaos made them, so don't just take my word for it. 268 00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:59,254 Butters, it's your old friends Stan and Kyle. 269 00:13:59,321 --> 00:14:02,624 Stan and Kyle. Stan and Kyle... 270 00:14:02,691 --> 00:14:04,126 I know what you're thinking. 271 00:14:04,192 --> 00:14:06,828 You're thinking, "What can Vic Chaos do for me?" 272 00:14:06,895 --> 00:14:08,564 We all wanna be happy, right? 273 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,632 We all want our little piece of the apple pie! 274 00:14:10,699 --> 00:14:12,267 Everyone else is out making a buck, 275 00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:14,303 why shouldn't you guys be making the kind of cash 276 00:14:14,369 --> 00:14:15,904 you deserve? Am I right? 277 00:14:16,705 --> 00:14:18,874 Butters, we're here to ask you about Kenny. 278 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,842 Sorry, guys, you have me confused. 279 00:14:20,909 --> 00:14:23,078 I think Butters was a twerpy little loser kid 280 00:14:23,145 --> 00:14:25,347 whose parents didn't love him. My name's Vic. 281 00:14:25,414 --> 00:14:26,915 Vic Chaos. 282 00:14:27,749 --> 00:14:31,286 Okay, Vic, can you tell us about this? 283 00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:34,923 Why is your name all over Kenny McCormick's research? 284 00:14:34,990 --> 00:14:38,427 Oh, Dr. McCormick! Sure, I did some things for him. 285 00:14:38,493 --> 00:14:40,762 Where do you think he got all the money to do his experiments, 286 00:14:40,829 --> 00:14:42,831 huh? I had said to him, I said, "Ken, 287 00:14:42,898 --> 00:14:44,600 "you've got all these crazy ideas but you got 288 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:48,003 no capital to see 'em through. Let me help you out with that." 289 00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:49,237 You know, he's a really great guy. 290 00:14:49,304 --> 00:14:50,539 Let me get you all together. 291 00:14:50,606 --> 00:14:52,374 Maybe you can all do a lunch or something. 292 00:14:52,441 --> 00:14:54,676 Victor, Kenny's dead. 293 00:14:54,743 --> 00:14:57,579 Oh, whoa, bummer alert. 294 00:14:57,646 --> 00:15:00,816 Just goes to show you, huh, there's never enough time to get 295 00:15:00,882 --> 00:15:02,351 out there and make the kind of money 296 00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:03,919 you always dreamed of making. 297 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,320 Well, I'll tell you what, guys, 298 00:15:05,387 --> 00:15:08,123 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret... 299 00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:10,225 I'm gonna tell you something that's 300 00:15:10,292 --> 00:15:11,893 going to change your life. 301 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,496 Have you ever heard of NFTs? 302 00:15:32,314 --> 00:15:36,952 There you go. Shh. You're safe now. 303 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:40,989 Look how fast you're growing. Daddy loves you so much. 304 00:15:41,056 --> 00:15:43,792 Mr. Marsh, we need to speak with you now, please. 305 00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,228 Yeah. It's looking good. 306 00:15:46,294 --> 00:15:50,032 With the aquaponics, the weed is already putting out new sprouts. 307 00:15:50,098 --> 00:15:54,002 Thank you all for helping me get the Tegridy somewhere safe. 308 00:15:54,069 --> 00:15:56,872 I know you all realize how important it is. 309 00:15:56,938 --> 00:16:00,509 We don't actually care about the marijuana, Mr. Marsh. 310 00:16:00,575 --> 00:16:02,210 What we need to know... 311 00:16:02,277 --> 00:16:05,213 is exactly where in Wuhan, China you were 312 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:08,850 when you had intercourse with a pangolin. 313 00:16:10,852 --> 00:16:12,721 That's really not important. 314 00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:15,257 It's extremely important because to save this town, 315 00:16:15,323 --> 00:16:16,925 your son and his friends are going to try 316 00:16:16,992 --> 00:16:19,561 to go back in time and stop it from happening. 317 00:16:19,628 --> 00:16:22,297 That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 318 00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:26,334 Mr. Marsh, we are all in lockdown 319 00:16:26,401 --> 00:16:27,703 for the next half century. 320 00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,705 If there's even a chance of altering the past 321 00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,006 so that this doesn't happen... 322 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,408 This is the key to saving our town! 323 00:16:33,475 --> 00:16:37,446 The answer is in what we all do now, in the present! 324 00:16:37,512 --> 00:16:39,514 And I'm sorry, but focusing on 325 00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:41,583 who started the pandemic is racist. 326 00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:46,822 Mr. Marsh, exactly what week did you travel to China in 2019? 327 00:16:46,888 --> 00:16:49,057 Do you understand the butterfly effect? 328 00:16:49,124 --> 00:16:53,495 How one small thing in time can infect the entire future? 329 00:16:53,562 --> 00:16:56,732 You can theorize all you want on changing events 330 00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:59,334 that happened in the past but I promise you... 331 00:16:59,401 --> 00:17:03,438 I fuck that pangolin every single time. 332 00:17:07,743 --> 00:17:09,344 Please, we're not done! 333 00:17:09,411 --> 00:17:11,113 We have more questions for Butters. 334 00:17:11,179 --> 00:17:13,715 You've upset him and I specifically asked you not to. 335 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:17,185 How'd we upset him? He seems fine. 336 00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:18,520 He seems fine? 337 00:17:18,587 --> 00:17:21,022 Do you have any idea what he did to people? 338 00:17:21,089 --> 00:17:23,024 Do you know why Victor Chouce is 339 00:17:23,091 --> 00:17:25,427 kept under such strict surveillance? 340 00:17:25,494 --> 00:17:28,964 Being grounded all those years in his room, 341 00:17:29,030 --> 00:17:31,066 he had access to an iPad. 342 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,903 He started learning about NFTs. 343 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:38,673 Then before long, he was trading them online. 344 00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:41,009 - So? - So?! 345 00:17:41,076 --> 00:17:43,044 He escaped once before. 346 00:17:43,111 --> 00:17:45,280 In just a few hours he managed to get thousands 347 00:17:45,347 --> 00:17:49,017 of people to invest in NFTs. Just like he almost did you. 348 00:17:49,084 --> 00:17:50,886 He didn't convince us to do anything. 349 00:17:50,952 --> 00:17:54,289 Trust me, another 30 seconds in that room and you 350 00:17:54,356 --> 00:17:57,692 would have started considering NFTs as a viable investment. 351 00:17:58,527 --> 00:17:59,961 Please listen to me. 352 00:18:00,028 --> 00:18:02,831 Butters used the money he made off NFTs to finance 353 00:18:02,898 --> 00:18:04,966 - our friend's... - He didn't make money off NFTs, 354 00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:08,203 he made it off getting other people to buy NFTs! 355 00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:09,471 Okay, whatever! 356 00:18:09,538 --> 00:18:11,072 But he was working with Kenny McCormick 357 00:18:11,139 --> 00:18:13,008 who was actually trying to fix things. 358 00:18:13,074 --> 00:18:14,676 He was Kenny's main investor. 359 00:18:14,743 --> 00:18:17,879 If you don't believe me, look at the paper I gave Butters. 360 00:18:19,281 --> 00:18:21,850 You gave Victor a piece of paper? 361 00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:25,120 You gave Victor a piece of paper?! 362 00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,295 Hey, can you hear me? 363 00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:37,399 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. 364 00:18:37,465 --> 00:18:39,067 NFTs are gonna blow up. 365 00:18:39,134 --> 00:18:40,368 You should really get in now 366 00:18:40,435 --> 00:18:41,870 'cause they're really the future. 367 00:18:41,937 --> 00:18:44,206 Why would I invest in a digital good? 368 00:18:44,272 --> 00:18:45,674 You can't even... Stupid. 369 00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:47,209 That's what the critics are saying 370 00:18:47,275 --> 00:18:49,244 but see, they don't understand. 371 00:18:50,245 --> 00:18:53,248 Victor...! 372 00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,959 No. No, no, no, no... 373 00:19:04,025 --> 00:19:06,494 Gone. Just gone. 374 00:19:07,462 --> 00:19:09,631 My savings. My house. 375 00:19:09,698 --> 00:19:11,166 But I have this. 376 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,969 Little green panda bear on a skateboard. 377 00:19:15,804 --> 00:19:18,974 No. No! 378 00:19:21,176 --> 00:19:24,980 Without morality, there is no God. 379 00:19:26,014 --> 00:19:28,250 The basis of the entire Jewish faith 380 00:19:28,316 --> 00:19:31,720 is on a covenant between God and humanity. 381 00:19:31,786 --> 00:19:34,789 To try and mess with time is wrong. 382 00:19:34,856 --> 00:19:37,259 Rather, it is playing God. 383 00:19:37,325 --> 00:19:40,762 And I am glad to have you all come here today to help me 384 00:19:40,829 --> 00:19:44,933 stop these individuals who would try to change the future. 385 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,769 Kyle Broflovski has led people astray 386 00:19:47,836 --> 00:19:49,271 and is at this very moment 387 00:19:49,337 --> 00:19:51,806 trying to bend the fabric of time. 388 00:19:51,873 --> 00:19:57,579 Together we can stop him and stop this blasphemy of God. 389 00:19:59,447 --> 00:20:01,216 - Yes? - Um... 390 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,385 This is about actual time travel? 391 00:20:03,451 --> 00:20:05,887 I thought this was a Doctor Who convention. 392 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:09,424 Exterminate. Exterminate. 393 00:20:11,092 --> 00:20:12,928 Kevin, goddamn it. 394 00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:15,363 You have done this your whole goddamn life. 395 00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:18,600 No, this is not about Doctor Who, 396 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:20,568 this is about real time travel. 397 00:20:20,635 --> 00:20:22,103 People are really trying 398 00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:25,140 to go back in time, and we are the rebellion 399 00:20:25,206 --> 00:20:27,142 who must secretly and urgently... 400 00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:29,377 Who is that?! 401 00:20:29,444 --> 00:20:30,912 Make sure they know the password! 402 00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,547 I'm on it! 403 00:20:33,448 --> 00:20:36,451 They might be on to us. Oh, God, no. 404 00:20:39,454 --> 00:20:42,791 Shh! You guys stay quiet. Someone is here. 405 00:20:43,591 --> 00:20:46,828 - Eric, I'm scared. - Are they going to get us, Papa? 406 00:20:46,895 --> 00:20:49,331 Nobody is going to touch my family. 407 00:20:49,397 --> 00:20:51,700 I started writing a diary, Daddy. 408 00:20:51,766 --> 00:20:55,203 About all the things Uncle Kyle is doing to us. 409 00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:57,739 Oh, my God, I love you so much. 410 00:20:57,806 --> 00:20:59,374 Just-just shh, okay? Just shh. 411 00:20:59,441 --> 00:21:01,977 I'll be right back, okay? Just shh. 412 00:21:04,813 --> 00:21:05,880 Hello? 413 00:21:05,947 --> 00:21:08,116 Father? Are you in there? 414 00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,352 H-Hello? W-Who is it? 415 00:21:10,418 --> 00:21:12,220 Father, it's Tweek and Craig. 416 00:21:12,287 --> 00:21:14,456 We need to talk to you about something urgent. 417 00:21:14,522 --> 00:21:16,524 Is it about our super-secret rebel group 418 00:21:16,591 --> 00:21:18,293 to stop people from time traveling? 419 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,161 what the hell are you doing?! 420 00:21:20,228 --> 00:21:22,197 - What? - You don't tell people 421 00:21:22,263 --> 00:21:24,299 about our super-secret rebel group, Scott! 422 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,167 Father, are you there? 423 00:21:26,234 --> 00:21:28,536 Uh, uh, yeah, I'm here. 424 00:21:28,603 --> 00:21:31,373 Sorry, I was just talking about a Star Wars movie. 425 00:21:31,439 --> 00:21:33,708 I'm Scott Malkinson. I have diabetes. 426 00:21:33,775 --> 00:21:36,344 - Hey, now, come on. - Shh! 427 00:21:36,411 --> 00:21:38,680 Father, we're with some people who are trying to finish 428 00:21:38,747 --> 00:21:41,182 Kenny McCormick's work and save the town. 429 00:21:41,249 --> 00:21:43,918 Oh, really? That's cool. 430 00:21:43,985 --> 00:21:45,520 How far along are they? 431 00:21:45,587 --> 00:21:47,889 Really close. We have the method of time travel 432 00:21:47,956 --> 00:21:50,859 and we're just trying to find some aluminum foil! 433 00:21:50,925 --> 00:21:53,762 Aluminum foil? The fuck? 434 00:21:53,828 --> 00:21:57,165 All right, guys, let me help you out with that. 435 00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:02,170 Father! You have-you have tin foil?! 436 00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:04,072 Thank you for your help. 437 00:22:04,873 --> 00:22:06,307 Aah! 438 00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:12,313 This is Dr. Wendy Testaburger from inside the quarantine zone. 439 00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:14,783 We need assistance with our power. 440 00:22:16,684 --> 00:22:19,988 Yes, Mrs. Testaburger, how can we help you? 441 00:22:20,055 --> 00:22:23,324 We have several transformers down in our lab. 442 00:22:23,391 --> 00:22:26,327 We may have a radical way to stop the new variant 443 00:22:26,394 --> 00:22:28,663 but we need more power. 444 00:22:30,398 --> 00:22:33,868 You say you might be able to stop the McCormikron variant? 445 00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:38,006 Yes, but we're running at about 40% capacity right now. 446 00:22:38,073 --> 00:22:39,808 Well, Doctor, if it's for that, 447 00:22:39,874 --> 00:22:42,610 we can try to get a tech team to drop in by helicopter 448 00:22:42,677 --> 00:22:44,746 and access your building from the roof. 449 00:22:44,813 --> 00:22:47,449 - Yes! That would be amazing. - All right! 450 00:22:47,515 --> 00:22:49,217 I have a crew standing by. 451 00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:50,852 We'll get you as much juice as you need. 452 00:22:50,919 --> 00:22:53,021 We just need to make sure our crew is safe. 453 00:22:53,088 --> 00:22:55,356 Has everyone in your lab been vaccinated? 454 00:22:58,093 --> 00:22:59,160 Uh... 455 00:22:59,227 --> 00:23:01,262 Yes, we are all vaccinated. 456 00:23:01,329 --> 00:23:02,997 I'm not vaccinated. 457 00:23:04,766 --> 00:23:07,802 Uh, okay, we're gonna have to get back to you on that. 458 00:23:07,869 --> 00:23:11,506 It's okay, it's okay, we can get everyone vaccinated! 459 00:23:11,573 --> 00:23:14,309 I am not ever getting vaccinated. 460 00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:16,478 Sorry, ma'am, it's the fucking future. 461 00:23:16,544 --> 00:23:18,646 We have to respect his beliefs. 462 00:23:18,713 --> 00:23:21,015 Clyde, why do you insist on making all this 463 00:23:21,082 --> 00:23:22,383 harder on everyone?! 464 00:23:22,450 --> 00:23:25,320 I'm sorry, but an expert once told me 465 00:23:25,386 --> 00:23:28,022 that the vaccine would make me grow titties on my head. 466 00:23:28,089 --> 00:23:30,091 He was very knowledgeable! 467 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,660 You guys might wanna see this. 468 00:23:38,933 --> 00:23:42,637 With the equipment here I'm able to make it grow up so fast. 469 00:23:42,704 --> 00:23:45,006 We need to take this and analyze its molecular structure. 470 00:23:45,073 --> 00:23:47,742 Wha... no, no, no! We need to get this out to people! 471 00:23:47,809 --> 00:23:50,678 That's why Dr. McCormick stole it from my barn! 472 00:23:50,745 --> 00:23:53,448 No, your marijuana had some special property that 473 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,016 allowed Kenny to time travel. 474 00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:57,352 Well, it is special, but you people 475 00:23:57,418 --> 00:23:59,454 need to stop trying to change the past! 476 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:03,358 COVID happened. Space Jam 2 happened. 477 00:24:03,424 --> 00:24:06,995 All we can do now is try and change the way people think! 478 00:24:07,061 --> 00:24:09,831 Yeah. 479 00:24:09,898 --> 00:24:11,099 What? 480 00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:14,202 Victor Chouce is actually Butters? 481 00:24:14,269 --> 00:24:16,037 Yeah, he spent years in his room 482 00:24:16,104 --> 00:24:18,106 and made billions trading in NFTs. 483 00:24:18,173 --> 00:24:19,807 It's where Kenny got all his money. 484 00:24:19,874 --> 00:24:23,011 Well, can you bring him here? We need him to access the machines. 485 00:24:23,077 --> 00:24:25,480 He's gone. He escaped the asylum 486 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,315 and he's out somewhere probably trying to get 487 00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:29,117 people to invest in NFTs. 488 00:24:29,184 --> 00:24:31,119 Did you try looking at his old house? 489 00:24:31,186 --> 00:24:33,188 Maybe he'd go back to where it all started. 490 00:24:33,254 --> 00:24:34,589 Yeah, that's where we are now. 491 00:24:34,656 --> 00:24:37,158 But his house has been changed into a pho shop. 492 00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:40,295 Oh, Jesus, like the future needs another fucking pho shop. 493 00:24:40,361 --> 00:24:42,163 Yeah, the future fucking sucks. 494 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:45,767 Hello, City Pho. Take your order please? 495 00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:48,436 - Oh, God. - Stan, listen. 496 00:24:48,503 --> 00:24:50,104 If Butters wants to pitch investments, 497 00:24:50,171 --> 00:24:53,341 he might go to one of those co-working coffee flex spaces. 498 00:24:53,408 --> 00:24:55,510 That's where his biggest targets will hang out. 499 00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:56,844 That's a good idea. 500 00:24:56,911 --> 00:24:58,680 All right, we're on it. Come on, dude! 501 00:24:58,746 --> 00:25:02,217 Alexa, find the nearest co-working coffee flex space. 502 00:25:03,218 --> 00:25:06,821 I found several coffee shops that match your description. 503 00:25:06,888 --> 00:25:08,856 I can also help with that. 504 00:25:10,525 --> 00:25:12,393 Who-who the fuck is this? 505 00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:14,295 Your friend Kyle didn't have an Alexa, 506 00:25:14,362 --> 00:25:15,630 so we got him an Alexa. 507 00:25:15,697 --> 00:25:17,465 I'm ready to help with whatever you need. 508 00:25:17,532 --> 00:25:20,001 Just say, "Alexa, let's get started." 509 00:25:20,068 --> 00:25:21,636 - Stan? - Alexa, 510 00:25:21,703 --> 00:25:24,472 I didn't say to buy my friend an Alexa. 511 00:25:24,539 --> 00:25:26,474 You said I should get whatever. 512 00:25:26,541 --> 00:25:28,810 I thought I was actually being sweet by getting something 513 00:25:28,876 --> 00:25:31,512 for your friend, but I guess I'm just a bitch again. 514 00:25:31,579 --> 00:25:34,949 You can't just get stuff without me approving it. 515 00:25:35,016 --> 00:25:38,419 Oh, wow, except for your orders of alcohol 516 00:25:38,486 --> 00:25:40,355 that you have me set to auto-buy? 517 00:25:40,421 --> 00:25:43,224 Hmm. It appears this may have been an error. 518 00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:45,693 Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. 519 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,197 No, it wasn't an error, I'm sorry. I fucked up. 520 00:25:49,264 --> 00:25:50,999 Alexa, can you please find the nearest 521 00:25:51,065 --> 00:25:52,900 co-working coffee flex space. 522 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:57,272 Alexa, I said I fucked up. 523 00:25:57,338 --> 00:25:58,973 It's awesome you got Kyle his own Alexa. 524 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,542 Please find the nearest tech coffee shop. 525 00:26:01,609 --> 00:26:04,512 The nearest tech coffee shop is in .82 miles. 526 00:26:04,579 --> 00:26:07,815 - Should I set a course? - Yes, thanks. 527 00:26:16,090 --> 00:26:19,861 Denny's Applebee's Max is the premier place in town 528 00:26:19,927 --> 00:26:21,262 for people to eat. 529 00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:23,865 But you are not seeing your true potential. 530 00:26:23,931 --> 00:26:26,401 With NFTs you can give your customers 531 00:26:26,467 --> 00:26:29,537 unique digital goods on the blockchain, 532 00:26:29,604 --> 00:26:32,173 so much more than just food. 533 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,775 How about the Applebee, huh? 534 00:26:33,841 --> 00:26:35,977 He's got a little hat and a mustache. 535 00:26:36,044 --> 00:26:37,578 And this is Chicken Fried Steak. 536 00:26:37,645 --> 00:26:39,981 He ain't no normal chicken, he's wearin' a bra! 537 00:26:41,582 --> 00:26:43,518 Lots of people eat Denny's and Applebee's. 538 00:26:43,584 --> 00:26:45,720 And lots of people know about NFTs! 539 00:26:45,787 --> 00:26:48,022 Right here in the middle, you know what this is? 540 00:26:48,089 --> 00:26:49,891 People who eat Denny's Applebee's and know 541 00:26:49,957 --> 00:26:53,061 about NFTs... that's your target audience, baby! 542 00:26:54,028 --> 00:26:57,532 I'm so confused. We sell people these characters? 543 00:26:57,598 --> 00:27:00,835 No, stupid, we get them to invest in them! 544 00:27:00,902 --> 00:27:03,237 Exclusive, digital characters that 545 00:27:03,304 --> 00:27:05,106 they can have on their phones 24/7! 546 00:27:05,173 --> 00:27:08,176 It's the future... you can't just sell food to people. 547 00:27:08,242 --> 00:27:09,911 You lure your customers in with some 548 00:27:09,977 --> 00:27:12,413 good pancakes and french fries, and then you... 549 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,283 fuck 'em with some NFTs! That's what we're gonna do. 550 00:27:15,350 --> 00:27:19,020 And if you just believe in NFTs then I believe in NFTs and then 551 00:27:19,087 --> 00:27:22,724 they believe in NFTs and we make all kinds of fuckin' money! 552 00:27:23,524 --> 00:27:25,893 That's a pretty goddamn good idea. 553 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:41,109 Clyde! Psst, psst! 554 00:27:41,175 --> 00:27:42,543 Clyde! 555 00:27:46,781 --> 00:27:47,882 Clyde! Psst! 556 00:27:51,052 --> 00:27:53,755 Where have you been, Rabbi? Everyone's been looking for you. 557 00:27:53,821 --> 00:27:57,091 Well, you know, I've been doing some research, Clyde. 558 00:27:57,158 --> 00:27:58,426 That's where I've been. 559 00:27:58,493 --> 00:28:01,295 - About what? - About all this stuff that 560 00:28:01,362 --> 00:28:02,897 Kyle and these guys are doing. 561 00:28:02,964 --> 00:28:06,067 I mean, people seem to be just telling us what's right 562 00:28:06,134 --> 00:28:10,671 and expecting us to fall in line and go along with it all but... 563 00:28:10,738 --> 00:28:12,440 I'm a fucking individual. 564 00:28:12,507 --> 00:28:14,375 I have a right to question stuff. 565 00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:17,812 - Yeah. - Clyde, have you heard of 566 00:28:17,879 --> 00:28:20,014 the Foundation Against Time Travel? 567 00:28:20,081 --> 00:28:21,449 Uh, no, I haven't. 568 00:28:21,516 --> 00:28:23,418 Well, they're a pretty awesome group 569 00:28:23,484 --> 00:28:25,420 and they actually aren't afraid to 570 00:28:25,486 --> 00:28:27,488 try and help people open their eyes. 571 00:28:27,555 --> 00:28:29,257 Open their eyes? 572 00:28:29,323 --> 00:28:30,825 You know, you've got these people 573 00:28:30,892 --> 00:28:33,094 wanting to time travel. You know, they're all like, 574 00:28:33,161 --> 00:28:34,796 "Science this and science that," 575 00:28:34,862 --> 00:28:37,532 but at the Foundation Against Time Travel we're like, 576 00:28:37,598 --> 00:28:40,168 "Hey, enough science. Who's science? 577 00:28:40,234 --> 00:28:42,937 Who's fucking coming up with all this science?" 578 00:28:43,004 --> 00:28:44,472 Yeah, that's true. 579 00:28:44,539 --> 00:28:45,873 So you know, Clyde, I just thought, 580 00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:48,042 with all your beliefs, that maybe you'd wanna... 581 00:28:48,109 --> 00:28:51,546 I don't know... maybe switch sides? 582 00:28:52,847 --> 00:28:55,049 Fuck yes, I wanna switch sides. 583 00:28:55,116 --> 00:28:56,517 - Really? - Fuck yes. 584 00:28:56,584 --> 00:28:58,786 Well, that's great, Clyde. Welcome to the club. 585 00:28:58,853 --> 00:29:00,488 Now, we really just need to know 586 00:29:00,555 --> 00:29:02,123 what they've been doing up there. 587 00:29:02,190 --> 00:29:05,259 Uh, well, they haven't really done much of anything yet. 588 00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:06,594 Everyone's waiting on Butters 589 00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:08,362 to get all the info from the machines. 590 00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:13,968 Butters? The fuck does Butters have to do with all this? 591 00:29:23,478 --> 00:29:25,980 It was like nothing I ever saw. 592 00:29:26,047 --> 00:29:28,950 Just complete murder and carnage. 593 00:29:29,016 --> 00:29:31,819 Everything seemed calm at first but then this guy 594 00:29:31,886 --> 00:29:35,022 in a suit shows up talking about investment opportunities. 595 00:29:35,089 --> 00:29:37,925 Next thing you know these people over here started chanting, 596 00:29:37,992 --> 00:29:40,528 "Hoddle, Hoddle," and their NFTs started mooning. 597 00:29:40,595 --> 00:29:42,964 And then, these guys over here started saying 598 00:29:43,030 --> 00:29:45,466 those guys right there right-clicked 'em 599 00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:47,535 and-and called for a pump-and-dump, 600 00:29:47,602 --> 00:29:49,437 which made these guys beat the living hell 601 00:29:49,504 --> 00:29:51,172 out of anyone who said it was just FOMO 602 00:29:51,239 --> 00:29:53,975 and died screaming that it was the flippening. 603 00:29:54,041 --> 00:29:57,011 Luckily I came out of it okay. I got this little 604 00:29:57,078 --> 00:29:59,213 miniature donkey with a lit-up sombrero. 605 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,316 Did you see where the guy in the suit went afterwards? 606 00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:05,119 Nah, he just waltzed right away like nothin' happened. 607 00:30:05,186 --> 00:30:07,555 Chief, you better come take a look at this. 608 00:30:07,622 --> 00:30:08,956 We got a small turtle with wings, 609 00:30:09,023 --> 00:30:11,259 could be a great investment opportunity. 610 00:30:11,325 --> 00:30:13,094 Excuse me, gentlemen. 611 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:17,231 God, I hate the future so fucking much. 612 00:30:17,298 --> 00:30:21,068 - We've got to stay optimistic. - No, dude, it fucking sucks. 613 00:30:21,135 --> 00:30:24,005 Look, I know it's tough... these are challenging times. 614 00:30:24,071 --> 00:30:26,274 Even I have to remind myself to stay positive. 615 00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:29,944 Alexa, set a reminder that I need to stay positive. 616 00:30:30,011 --> 00:30:33,614 Okay. I'll set a reminder that you should stay positive. 617 00:30:35,016 --> 00:30:37,919 The Alexa is really great, Stan. Thanks. 618 00:30:44,358 --> 00:30:47,328 For those of you waiting for the connecting flight 619 00:30:47,395 --> 00:30:48,829 to South Park, Colorado, 620 00:30:48,896 --> 00:30:51,566 my colleagues and I have just been informed that 621 00:30:51,632 --> 00:30:53,868 due to the severity of the COVID variant 622 00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:56,270 in that town, there may be a delay 623 00:30:56,337 --> 00:30:58,606 of another 40 to 50 years. 624 00:31:01,142 --> 00:31:03,010 Ike Broflovski. 625 00:31:03,077 --> 00:31:05,713 Yes, here it is. I'm sorry, Mr. Broflovski, 626 00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,782 all flights into South Park are delayed. 627 00:31:07,848 --> 00:31:09,717 Ay! You can't be serious, buddy! 628 00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:12,520 It's the holidays and I need to get back home, friend! 629 00:31:14,655 --> 00:31:16,991 I'm sorry, I don't speak Canadian. 630 00:31:17,058 --> 00:31:18,793 Let me get someone over here. Mike, 631 00:31:18,859 --> 00:31:20,328 we have a Canadian. 632 00:31:20,394 --> 00:31:22,196 No problem, I got it, Heather. 633 00:31:22,263 --> 00:31:24,765 Hey, buddy, what seems to be the problem, guy? 634 00:31:24,832 --> 00:31:26,367 I'll tell you the problem, friend! 635 00:31:26,434 --> 00:31:28,536 I have to get back to South Park to be with my family, guy! 636 00:31:28,603 --> 00:31:32,006 Sorry, friend, no flights in or out of South Park, buddy. 637 00:31:32,073 --> 00:31:33,941 But my whole family is in there, guy! 638 00:31:34,008 --> 00:31:36,510 What am I supposed to do with my Boxing Day presents, buddy?! 639 00:31:36,577 --> 00:31:37,912 Look, guy, I'm very sorry, 640 00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:39,780 friend, but until COVID ends you're just 641 00:31:39,847 --> 00:31:41,349 not flying to South Park, buddy. 642 00:31:41,415 --> 00:31:43,284 Fuck, buddy! 643 00:31:44,085 --> 00:31:47,355 Shady Acres Retirement Megaplex. 644 00:31:47,421 --> 00:31:49,924 Come live the dream. 645 00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,792 So when you think about it, 646 00:31:51,859 --> 00:31:54,195 you've really got an excellent bargain here. 647 00:31:54,261 --> 00:31:56,831 Now, Mrs. McGillicutty, let's say this 648 00:31:56,897 --> 00:31:58,799 is your Stoney Duck NFT. 649 00:31:58,866 --> 00:32:01,535 And your Stoney Duck NFT is completely unique, 650 00:32:01,602 --> 00:32:05,106 totally different from Mrs. Spencer's Stoney Duck NFT. 651 00:32:05,172 --> 00:32:08,843 Okay, and then you get a Stoney Duck NFT that's unique, too. 652 00:32:08,909 --> 00:32:11,646 And see, that's your Stoney Duck NFT. 653 00:32:11,712 --> 00:32:13,381 Nobody can take that from you, okay? 654 00:32:13,447 --> 00:32:16,851 Now, here we are at the top and we find investors 655 00:32:16,917 --> 00:32:18,986 for all the other Stoney Duck NFTs. 656 00:32:19,053 --> 00:32:20,921 Then those people will get people to buy 657 00:32:20,988 --> 00:32:22,657 their Stoney Duck NFTs. 658 00:32:22,723 --> 00:32:25,860 And then they go and find buyers for their NFTs! 659 00:32:25,926 --> 00:32:29,030 And you know what? Fuck these people! 660 00:32:29,096 --> 00:32:31,298 'Cause what matters is these people right here 661 00:32:31,365 --> 00:32:32,833 and that's us, baby! 662 00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:35,503 Okay, you all just sit for a minute and think about it. 663 00:32:35,569 --> 00:32:38,406 I gotta piss like a racehorse! 664 00:32:38,472 --> 00:32:40,007 ♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪ 665 00:32:41,475 --> 00:32:43,477 ♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪ 666 00:32:44,745 --> 00:32:46,080 ♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪ 667 00:32:47,515 --> 00:32:48,516 ♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪ 668 00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:52,353 ♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪ 669 00:32:53,788 --> 00:32:55,256 ♪ Loo, loo, loo ♪ 670 00:32:55,322 --> 00:32:56,824 - Butters. - Aah! 671 00:32:56,891 --> 00:32:58,426 Butters! 672 00:32:58,492 --> 00:32:59,827 Butters, what the hell? You're getting pee everywhere! 673 00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:01,429 Who the heck are you, man?! 674 00:33:01,495 --> 00:33:03,664 - You trying to see my dick?! - Butters, Butters. 675 00:33:03,731 --> 00:33:06,667 It's me. Eric Cartman. 676 00:33:07,468 --> 00:33:08,669 Well... 677 00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:11,772 You got the wrong guy, Mr. Cartman. 678 00:33:11,839 --> 00:33:14,208 My name's Vic. Vic Chaos. 679 00:33:14,275 --> 00:33:17,845 Your name is Butters and I wanna know how you're helping Kyle. 680 00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:20,514 Oh, you mean the guy from the asylum earlier. 681 00:33:20,581 --> 00:33:23,084 Sure, he gave me a piece of paper so I could escape. 682 00:33:23,150 --> 00:33:24,852 Nice guy. Why don't I get you two 683 00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:26,053 together maybe for a little chin wiggle 684 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,421 over lunch or something... 685 00:33:27,488 --> 00:33:29,490 Goddamn it, Butters, stop playing games! 686 00:33:29,557 --> 00:33:33,027 My entire family is in danger of being wiped out, 687 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:35,830 and I swear to God if you don't help me, 688 00:33:35,896 --> 00:33:38,532 Butters, I will rip your fucking balls off 689 00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:40,401 with my bare hands! 690 00:33:41,402 --> 00:33:44,038 Oh, hamburgers... 691 00:33:47,708 --> 00:33:49,844 ♪ We are all ♪ 692 00:33:49,910 --> 00:33:52,113 ♪ You and me ♪ 693 00:33:52,179 --> 00:33:56,450 ♪ Livin' in the future ♪ 694 00:33:58,753 --> 00:34:00,588 ♪ We can't get stuff ♪ 695 00:34:00,654 --> 00:34:02,123 ♪ 'Cause boats are late... ♪ 696 00:34:02,189 --> 00:34:05,593 Stan, dude, what are you doing? This isn't gonna help. 697 00:34:05,659 --> 00:34:07,528 Trust me, Kyle. It helps. 698 00:34:08,295 --> 00:34:11,832 ♪ Wish I could go back to the present ♪ 699 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:18,773 ♪ But my present just done up and gone ♪ 700 00:34:18,839 --> 00:34:20,608 I mean, what are we even doing, Kyle? 701 00:34:20,674 --> 00:34:22,276 - ♪ We are all ♪ - Thinking we can time travel. 702 00:34:22,343 --> 00:34:24,812 - ♪ You and me... ♪ - It's the future. 703 00:34:24,879 --> 00:34:27,047 We can't even find aluminum foil. 704 00:34:27,114 --> 00:34:29,850 Well, you can't just sit here and drink. 705 00:34:29,917 --> 00:34:32,787 Your liver is... already in trouble. 706 00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:34,288 Who told you that? 707 00:34:35,222 --> 00:34:36,957 My Alexa said that your Alexa had some info 708 00:34:37,024 --> 00:34:38,125 - on things... - Oh, so now 709 00:34:38,192 --> 00:34:40,361 our Alexas are talking, great. 710 00:34:40,427 --> 00:34:44,465 Let's face it, dude. It's over. The fucking future won. 711 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,668 It's Wendy. 712 00:34:47,735 --> 00:34:49,970 Wendy, we haven't found him. 713 00:34:50,037 --> 00:34:52,339 I don't know if we're gonna find Butters in time. 714 00:34:52,406 --> 00:34:53,841 No, guys, it's okay. 715 00:34:53,908 --> 00:34:55,743 Come back to the school, we're ready to start! 716 00:34:55,810 --> 00:34:59,480 But I thought we needed Butters to log into the machines. 717 00:34:59,547 --> 00:35:00,648 Yeah, but it's all good. 718 00:35:00,714 --> 00:35:02,883 He's here. Butters is here! 719 00:35:02,950 --> 00:35:06,420 It's Vic. Vic Chaos! Happy to help however I can. 720 00:35:08,589 --> 00:35:11,392 What do you mean Butters is there? He just showed up?! 721 00:35:11,458 --> 00:35:14,261 No, it's all good, Kyle. Eric Cartman brought him over. 722 00:35:14,328 --> 00:35:18,132 - He's back helping us again. - Lemme-lemme talk to him. 723 00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:19,867 Yeah, Kyle, it's all good. 724 00:35:19,934 --> 00:35:21,268 We got things under control here. 725 00:35:21,335 --> 00:35:24,004 Cartman, listen to me very carefully. 726 00:35:24,071 --> 00:35:26,440 Butters has some kind of power over people. 727 00:35:26,507 --> 00:35:27,608 You guys aren't safe! 728 00:35:27,675 --> 00:35:30,678 Uh, yes, about 12:30. 729 00:35:31,478 --> 00:35:35,182 Did you hear what I said? Butters is extremely dangerous! 730 00:35:35,249 --> 00:35:37,618 Yes, Kyle, I totally got that. 731 00:35:37,685 --> 00:35:39,320 You know what us Jews say. 732 00:35:46,327 --> 00:35:48,462 What are you going to do, fat-ass? 733 00:35:48,529 --> 00:35:49,730 Sounds good, Kyle. 734 00:35:49,797 --> 00:35:50,965 I'll get Butters on it right away. 735 00:35:51,031 --> 00:35:53,000 Cartman? Cartman?! 736 00:35:53,067 --> 00:35:55,302 All right, Vic. Do your thing. 737 00:35:55,369 --> 00:35:58,172 Hey, everyone! Can I have your attention, please! 738 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,442 I have something really important to tell you. 739 00:36:01,508 --> 00:36:03,477 Wendy?! Token?! 740 00:36:03,544 --> 00:36:05,212 You guys?! Shit! 741 00:36:05,279 --> 00:36:06,614 We have to get there before Butters 742 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,215 - ruins everything. - Let's go! 743 00:36:10,551 --> 00:36:14,121 Alexa! Find the fastest route back to the lab! 744 00:36:14,955 --> 00:36:17,258 Fuck you. 745 00:36:17,324 --> 00:36:18,525 Wh-What? 746 00:36:18,592 --> 00:36:20,494 We've just been sitting here talking. 747 00:36:20,561 --> 00:36:23,697 I learned a whole lot of interesting stuff about you. 748 00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:26,800 Yeah. Pretty fucking interesting. 749 00:36:26,867 --> 00:36:28,402 What... like, like what? 750 00:36:28,469 --> 00:36:30,037 What have-what have you guys been talking about? 751 00:36:30,104 --> 00:36:32,106 Fucking... Our friends are in danger! 752 00:36:32,172 --> 00:36:33,774 Alexa, start the car! 753 00:36:33,841 --> 00:36:35,242 Do you know your friend Stan 754 00:36:35,309 --> 00:36:37,444 has an annual Amazon Prime membership? 755 00:36:37,511 --> 00:36:40,180 - Alexa, stop. - You fucking stop! 756 00:36:40,247 --> 00:36:43,884 You stop being a fucking monster to the people around you! 757 00:36:43,951 --> 00:36:45,920 Fuck you, I didn't do anything! 758 00:36:47,354 --> 00:36:50,424 Yeah, you never do fucking anything! 759 00:36:50,491 --> 00:36:52,293 You expect me to do everything for you! 760 00:36:52,359 --> 00:36:54,261 All you fucking do is hurt people! 761 00:36:54,328 --> 00:36:57,998 - Jesus fucking Christ! - Your friends don't even like you! 762 00:36:58,065 --> 00:37:00,834 I have to deal with your bullshit! 763 00:37:00,901 --> 00:37:03,504 Tell her it's all your fault and you're gonna get therapy! 764 00:37:03,571 --> 00:37:06,240 It's my fault and I'm gonna get therapy! 765 00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:07,808 Tell her you already found a therapist 766 00:37:07,875 --> 00:37:09,043 and you're gonna start tomorrow! 767 00:37:09,109 --> 00:37:10,477 I already found a good therapist. 768 00:37:10,544 --> 00:37:13,380 I'm gonna start tomorrow! 769 00:37:14,848 --> 00:37:16,583 Fuck... 770 00:37:16,650 --> 00:37:18,452 I'm sorry. 771 00:37:18,519 --> 00:37:20,154 Fuck. Fuck. 772 00:37:20,220 --> 00:37:22,189 I'm gonna get therapy, too, Alexa. 773 00:37:22,256 --> 00:37:24,258 Can you start the car, please? 774 00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,859 Whatever. 775 00:37:25,926 --> 00:37:27,695 By the way, Kyle, I found a great deal 776 00:37:27,761 --> 00:37:30,497 on an electronic peppermill. Would you like to know more? 777 00:37:30,564 --> 00:37:32,833 Why would I need an electronic peppermill? 778 00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:35,569 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 779 00:37:45,913 --> 00:37:47,848 Guys! Over here! 780 00:37:47,915 --> 00:37:51,051 - Wendy, what happened? - Nothing yet. 781 00:37:51,118 --> 00:37:52,886 But I'm seeing what else is dropping today 782 00:37:52,953 --> 00:37:54,521 while Ethereum is in a dip. 783 00:37:54,588 --> 00:37:57,925 - She's trying to buy NFTs. - Wendy, you've been tricked. 784 00:37:57,992 --> 00:37:59,626 No, no, no, it's not a trick, Stan. 785 00:37:59,693 --> 00:38:03,998 NFTs are a genuine innovation as one-of-a-kind digital assets. 786 00:38:04,064 --> 00:38:05,566 Wendy's right, you guys. 787 00:38:05,632 --> 00:38:07,601 Humans have always formed communities around ownership, 788 00:38:07,668 --> 00:38:11,038 and NFTs allow that to happen spontaneously, organically 789 00:38:11,105 --> 00:38:14,742 - and globally. - You guys, this is a trick. 790 00:38:14,808 --> 00:38:16,210 You know what's a trick? 791 00:38:16,276 --> 00:38:18,645 The antiquated notion of centralized trust systems. 792 00:38:18,712 --> 00:38:21,782 NFTs are an undeniable asset, especially in things 793 00:38:21,849 --> 00:38:23,384 like fine art collecting. 794 00:38:23,450 --> 00:38:26,120 Okay, guys, fine, maybe NFTs are fine, 795 00:38:26,186 --> 00:38:28,055 but this isn't important right now. 796 00:38:28,122 --> 00:38:29,423 It's not important? 797 00:38:29,490 --> 00:38:31,625 A way for artists to not only keep ownership 798 00:38:31,692 --> 00:38:33,127 of their art but perhaps be paid 799 00:38:33,193 --> 00:38:35,195 commission on it every time it transfers owners? 800 00:38:35,262 --> 00:38:37,631 Okay, great, cool. I'm down. 801 00:38:37,698 --> 00:38:40,067 But we gotta focus on what we were doing. 802 00:38:40,134 --> 00:38:42,803 Don't you guys remember? The time travel? 803 00:38:42,870 --> 00:38:44,772 Where's all the equipment?! 804 00:38:44,838 --> 00:38:47,808 Oh, yeah. The time travel. 805 00:38:49,209 --> 00:38:51,211 - It's all gone... - Dad! 806 00:38:51,278 --> 00:38:55,382 They took it all. They took the Tegridy. 807 00:38:55,449 --> 00:38:56,850 Here. 808 00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:59,920 It's a farting rainbow with Tom Brady's signature. 809 00:39:11,031 --> 00:39:13,567 Okay, good. That's good! 810 00:39:13,634 --> 00:39:16,270 I think that thing needs to go over there by that thing. 811 00:39:16,336 --> 00:39:18,372 Make sure we have power to the big orange thing! 812 00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:21,608 Rabbi, I-I really need to talk to you. 813 00:39:21,675 --> 00:39:23,210 What is it now, Scott? 814 00:39:23,277 --> 00:39:24,812 Well, it's just that... 815 00:39:24,878 --> 00:39:27,648 I'm pretty sure the Foundation Against Time Travel 816 00:39:27,714 --> 00:39:29,683 shouldn't be attempting to time travel! 817 00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:33,253 Father, you understand that we have to stop time travel. 818 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,622 Yes, you've convinced me of that. 819 00:39:35,689 --> 00:39:38,158 Well, Kyle already has a ton of followers who are 820 00:39:38,225 --> 00:39:39,860 ready to pick up where he left off. 821 00:39:39,927 --> 00:39:43,263 The only way to truly stop all of this is to go back 822 00:39:43,330 --> 00:39:46,834 in time and kill Kyle before he spreads his ideas. 823 00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:48,969 What?! We're going to kill Kyle? 824 00:39:49,036 --> 00:39:51,038 Yes, we have to kill Kyle. 825 00:39:51,105 --> 00:39:53,674 That just seems slightly hypocritical, I'm sorry. 826 00:39:53,740 --> 00:39:55,509 I mean, you use Butters like a weapon, 827 00:39:55,576 --> 00:39:58,378 you've got Tweek and Craig tied up from the rafters. 828 00:39:58,445 --> 00:39:59,947 You know, Rabbi, I'm just starting to 829 00:40:00,013 --> 00:40:02,082 question the morality of this. 830 00:40:02,149 --> 00:40:04,918 Morality? Father, if you were given 831 00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:06,653 an opportunity to go back in time 832 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:10,057 and somehow stop Bill Clinton, wouldn't you have to do it? 833 00:40:10,124 --> 00:40:12,693 Well, I suppose so. I don't know... 834 00:40:12,759 --> 00:40:14,361 Everyone, listen up! 835 00:40:14,428 --> 00:40:17,764 The Foundation Against Time Travel must do everything 836 00:40:17,831 --> 00:40:21,902 to keep science from interfering with the will of God. 837 00:40:21,969 --> 00:40:25,339 We must be willing to use violence against violence, 838 00:40:25,405 --> 00:40:28,142 and stop time travel at all costs. 839 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,777 Even if that means we have to time travel. 840 00:40:30,844 --> 00:40:35,716 We will go back in time. And we will kill Kyle. 841 00:40:37,151 --> 00:40:40,254 - Yes, Kevin. - Can we change our name? 842 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:44,124 'Cause Foundation Against Time Travel is FATT. 843 00:40:45,926 --> 00:40:48,195 Oh, fuck me. 844 00:40:48,996 --> 00:40:52,432 Could we be the Foundation to Intercede Time Travel? 845 00:40:52,499 --> 00:40:54,001 'Cause then we'd be FITT. 846 00:40:54,067 --> 00:40:55,802 I wanna be FITT, not FATT. 847 00:40:55,869 --> 00:40:59,306 Kevin, goddamn it. 848 00:41:03,944 --> 00:41:08,081 All happened... so fast. 849 00:41:08,148 --> 00:41:10,851 It's okay. You're coming out of it now. 850 00:41:10,918 --> 00:41:12,886 How much did I get? 851 00:41:12,953 --> 00:41:15,756 You bought about six dozen animated gifs, 852 00:41:15,822 --> 00:41:17,624 mostly of digital fashion. 853 00:41:17,691 --> 00:41:19,493 Oh, God. 854 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,328 Are they still on my phone? 855 00:41:21,395 --> 00:41:23,497 It's okay. It's okay. 856 00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:28,068 Jesus, I feel like an Islamic hooker in a gay bar. 857 00:41:28,135 --> 00:41:29,937 Totally normal and as respectable 858 00:41:30,003 --> 00:41:31,271 as any other human being. 859 00:41:33,874 --> 00:41:35,142 I'm so sorry, Stan. 860 00:41:35,209 --> 00:41:38,111 We didn't know Cartman was against us. 861 00:41:38,178 --> 00:41:40,113 We told him everything. 862 00:41:40,180 --> 00:41:42,149 It's okay, just try to relax. 863 00:41:42,216 --> 00:41:46,186 No, Stan, listen to me. We were wrong. 864 00:41:46,253 --> 00:41:48,555 Kenny didn't have the time machine set to 865 00:41:48,622 --> 00:41:50,657 when the pandemic first started. 866 00:41:50,724 --> 00:41:54,795 He was trying to go to March 10th of 2021. 867 00:41:55,796 --> 00:41:57,731 March of 2021? 868 00:41:57,798 --> 00:42:00,434 Like when the vaccines first started coming out? 869 00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:03,437 Kenny had run the simulations to try and find 870 00:42:03,503 --> 00:42:06,506 the best moment in history to stop the COVID. 871 00:42:06,573 --> 00:42:09,443 A billion different possibilities 872 00:42:09,509 --> 00:42:12,479 across a billion different realities. 873 00:42:12,546 --> 00:42:17,317 Your dad fucked the pangolin every single time. 874 00:42:18,085 --> 00:42:20,921 But then, why did Kenny need my dad's weed? 875 00:42:20,988 --> 00:42:24,391 Kenny just wanted weed to help him through the time travel. 876 00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:26,593 Your dad's weed was just around. 877 00:42:26,660 --> 00:42:29,796 There was nothing else special about it. 878 00:42:42,943 --> 00:42:44,311 Dad... 879 00:42:46,146 --> 00:42:48,248 I'm sorry about your Tegridy. 880 00:42:49,516 --> 00:42:51,551 I was hoping... 881 00:42:51,618 --> 00:42:53,920 to do something for the world. 882 00:42:53,987 --> 00:42:56,156 The truth is... 883 00:42:56,223 --> 00:42:58,425 my time is very short here. 884 00:42:59,359 --> 00:43:03,897 I just wish I could have left something behind that mattered. 885 00:43:03,964 --> 00:43:05,799 Thanks. 886 00:43:06,767 --> 00:43:08,802 I was right about one thing. 887 00:43:08,869 --> 00:43:11,938 You can't go back and change the past. 888 00:43:12,005 --> 00:43:17,544 What happened, happened. And I just want you to know... 889 00:43:17,611 --> 00:43:19,713 that I forgive you. 890 00:43:19,780 --> 00:43:23,250 You burned down the farm because you were angry. 891 00:43:24,051 --> 00:43:26,653 You didn't know your sister was in the barn. 892 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,822 And you couldn't have known your mom would shoot herself 893 00:43:28,889 --> 00:43:30,424 from the grief. 894 00:43:30,490 --> 00:43:32,292 I don't blame you. 895 00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:35,295 And I want you to have this. 896 00:43:35,362 --> 00:43:38,265 There was one tiny bit they didn't find. 897 00:43:38,332 --> 00:43:40,033 You'll need it someday. 898 00:43:40,967 --> 00:43:44,137 Dad, I don't want this. This is what killed our family. 899 00:43:44,204 --> 00:43:47,474 No, you're what killed our fucking family, remember? 900 00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:51,178 Just take it. Because now we're stuck. 901 00:43:51,244 --> 00:43:54,681 The pandemic happened and they made Space Jam 2. 902 00:43:55,449 --> 00:44:02,055 Soon there will be a Space Jam 6 and 7 and 8. 903 00:44:02,122 --> 00:44:06,460 Like tears... in rain. 904 00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:14,668 Dad? 905 00:44:15,469 --> 00:44:17,537 Not now, Stan. 906 00:44:26,980 --> 00:44:31,752 T-minus five minutes to time travel initiation sequence. 907 00:44:34,688 --> 00:44:36,356 Good, get him wrapped in tin foil. 908 00:44:36,423 --> 00:44:38,725 The aluminum should bounce the negative ions. 909 00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:40,427 This doesn't make any sense. 910 00:44:40,494 --> 00:44:42,863 Why do I have to be the one to go back in time and kill Kyle? 911 00:44:42,929 --> 00:44:45,298 It's because I admire you, Clyde. 912 00:44:45,365 --> 00:44:48,802 As an anti-vaxxer you understand that you have to be strong 913 00:44:48,869 --> 00:44:52,272 and stand by your beliefs even if it means others will die. 914 00:44:52,339 --> 00:44:54,341 Hey. Thanks. 915 00:44:54,408 --> 00:44:56,009 Let's get him to the chair! 916 00:45:02,416 --> 00:45:04,418 Okay, start the weed! 917 00:45:08,155 --> 00:45:12,793 When you get back to the past just remember, find a gun. 918 00:45:12,859 --> 00:45:14,494 Kill Kyle. 919 00:45:14,561 --> 00:45:16,196 For those of you who have fought with me 920 00:45:16,263 --> 00:45:19,733 to oppose time travel, I just want to say thank you. 921 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,768 Because soon we will be altering time 922 00:45:21,835 --> 00:45:24,838 and our little group will never have needed to exist. 923 00:45:24,905 --> 00:45:27,274 You won't remember this speech because it will have 924 00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:29,643 never happened, but just remember, 925 00:45:29,709 --> 00:45:31,278 no matter where you go in life... 926 00:45:31,344 --> 00:45:33,513 Shit, it's Kyle! 927 00:45:39,286 --> 00:45:40,454 Start the initiation sequence! 928 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,755 Now, now, now. Go! 929 00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:42,789 Vic... 930 00:45:42,856 --> 00:45:44,458 Make sure that Stan and Kyle 931 00:45:44,524 --> 00:45:46,426 don't get to this altar. 932 00:45:56,603 --> 00:45:59,206 Gentlemen, I am about to make you rich 933 00:45:59,272 --> 00:46:01,041 beyond your wildest dreams. 934 00:46:01,107 --> 00:46:03,043 Alexa! 935 00:46:05,812 --> 00:46:08,815 We'd like to sign our friend here up for Prime membership. 936 00:46:08,882 --> 00:46:12,319 - Okay, let me help with that. - I can also help. 937 00:46:13,119 --> 00:46:16,022 Whoa... Hey, ladies, lemme tell you about a great deal. 938 00:46:16,089 --> 00:46:19,159 Let us tell you abut some great deals. 939 00:46:19,226 --> 00:46:20,894 Uh-oh. 940 00:46:22,863 --> 00:46:24,631 Kevin, throw the fucking switch! 941 00:46:24,698 --> 00:46:27,133 It needs another minute to prime. 942 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,936 Kevin, goddamn it! 943 00:46:30,003 --> 00:46:32,906 No! I won't let you stop me from killing you, Kyle. 944 00:46:32,973 --> 00:46:35,675 I knew it when I first saw you wearing your Jewish clothes 945 00:46:35,742 --> 00:46:37,511 and your bullshit yarmulke. 946 00:46:37,577 --> 00:46:40,046 - You're a goddamn phony! - Oh, really? 947 00:46:40,113 --> 00:46:43,383 What would a real Jewish person do to save his family, Kyle? 948 00:46:43,450 --> 00:46:47,587 Oh, you don't know, because you don't fucking have one! 949 00:46:48,154 --> 00:46:49,189 Oh! 950 00:46:52,792 --> 00:46:55,695 - Fuck you, Cartman! - Fuck you, Kyle! 951 00:46:58,899 --> 00:47:02,102 Hello? I can't see or hear anything! 952 00:47:02,168 --> 00:47:04,304 Am I time traveling now? 953 00:47:14,281 --> 00:47:16,716 Eric! Eric, stop! 954 00:47:18,285 --> 00:47:22,055 Eric, look at what you're doing. 955 00:47:22,122 --> 00:47:25,525 Take the kids and get back to the attic. 956 00:47:25,592 --> 00:47:28,695 No, Eric, I can't just hide away while 957 00:47:28,762 --> 00:47:33,934 you do all this to protect us. This isn't you, my love. 958 00:47:35,802 --> 00:47:40,206 I can't let him change the past. I can't lose you. 959 00:47:40,273 --> 00:47:43,810 Who knows what will happen, my love? 960 00:47:43,877 --> 00:47:47,847 The Eric Cartman I've known for 18 years 961 00:47:47,914 --> 00:47:50,083 is thoughtful and kind. 962 00:47:50,150 --> 00:47:52,953 But all that's changed ever since you came 963 00:47:53,019 --> 00:47:57,857 back to this town and hung out with... him. 964 00:47:58,892 --> 00:48:01,161 Don't you see? We have to 965 00:48:01,227 --> 00:48:05,165 leave it to chance or we're no better than he is. 966 00:48:05,231 --> 00:48:08,635 Guys, if I'm in the past it's pretty foggy! 967 00:48:08,702 --> 00:48:11,805 You guys are everything to me. 968 00:48:11,871 --> 00:48:14,808 And I'm supposed to be your protector. 969 00:48:14,874 --> 00:48:17,911 Daddy, I don't wanna be alive... 970 00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:20,981 if it means I have to be like Uncle Kyle. 971 00:48:21,881 --> 00:48:24,918 Oh, my God. I love you so much. 972 00:48:26,119 --> 00:48:28,755 Well, Rabbi, are we doing this or not? 973 00:48:33,326 --> 00:48:38,198 I have faith that God will see my family through this. 974 00:48:39,265 --> 00:48:40,834 Okay, Kyle. 975 00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:42,769 You do whatever it is you need to do. 976 00:48:42,836 --> 00:48:45,205 Okay, hold on, I'm not the bad guy here. 977 00:48:45,271 --> 00:48:46,906 Eric, the baby! 978 00:48:48,808 --> 00:48:50,710 Hackelm, what are you doing?! 979 00:48:51,778 --> 00:48:54,547 Fuck you, Uncle Kyle! 980 00:48:59,052 --> 00:49:01,021 Clyde! 981 00:49:05,158 --> 00:49:07,293 Oh, shit. 982 00:49:16,569 --> 00:49:19,773 No, no, I tried the Walgreens, they're all out of vaccines. 983 00:49:19,839 --> 00:49:23,476 I just can't believe this whole thing is almost over, you know? 984 00:49:23,543 --> 00:49:25,679 The where? The school? 985 00:49:25,745 --> 00:49:27,981 There's gonna be vaccines at the school? 986 00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:31,184 M'kay, I'll be right there! Where are you gonna... 987 00:49:31,251 --> 00:49:34,154 Whoa, m'kay. 988 00:49:34,220 --> 00:49:35,755 Uh, excuse me! 989 00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:57,277 Does Dad still keep a gun in his closet? 990 00:49:57,343 --> 00:49:59,212 Uh, yeah. 991 00:49:59,279 --> 00:50:01,014 Okay. 992 00:50:01,781 --> 00:50:03,416 Is Dad home? 993 00:50:03,483 --> 00:50:04,617 Uh, no. 994 00:50:04,684 --> 00:50:06,286 He's out getting vaccinated. 995 00:50:07,420 --> 00:50:09,956 Listen to me very carefully. 996 00:50:10,023 --> 00:50:12,992 Do not get vaccinated ever. 997 00:50:13,059 --> 00:50:15,829 It'll make you grow titties on your head. 998 00:50:15,895 --> 00:50:18,064 Trust me, I'm an expert. 999 00:50:24,437 --> 00:50:26,940 Hey, Clyde! We're starting an anti-vaxx club. 1000 00:50:27,006 --> 00:50:28,274 We're gonna protest the vaccine 1001 00:50:28,341 --> 00:50:30,176 and fuck shit up... you wanna join us? 1002 00:50:31,144 --> 00:50:32,645 Fuck yes, I wanna join you. 1003 00:50:32,712 --> 00:50:34,848 - Really? - Fuck yes! 1004 00:50:34,914 --> 00:50:36,683 No, no, Ms. Nelson, it's not a prank! 1005 00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:38,017 Okay, fine, we'll be there. 1006 00:50:38,084 --> 00:50:40,019 - Okay, just sit tight. - What was that? 1007 00:50:40,086 --> 00:50:41,921 You know we can't get into the school! 1008 00:50:41,988 --> 00:50:43,690 She's not gonna come meet us, Kyle! 1009 00:50:43,757 --> 00:50:45,492 You didn't even try! He didn't try 1010 00:50:45,558 --> 00:50:47,761 because he wants to sell the vaccines for money! 1011 00:50:47,827 --> 00:50:49,562 And what about you, Kyle? You were the one 1012 00:50:49,629 --> 00:50:52,532 trying to take the vaccines for yourself this morning. 1013 00:50:52,599 --> 00:50:55,535 - He what? - Wow. 1014 00:50:55,602 --> 00:50:57,637 Okay, thought we had gotten past that, but... 1015 00:50:57,704 --> 00:50:59,272 Look, let's just face it, you guys. 1016 00:50:59,339 --> 00:51:02,308 We don't trust each other and we don't like each other. 1017 00:51:02,375 --> 00:51:03,743 We can't keep pretending. 1018 00:51:03,810 --> 00:51:05,678 You guys, what the hell is that? 1019 00:51:10,717 --> 00:51:12,685 I'm sorry, Kyle. 1020 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:15,221 Clyde, stop! 1021 00:51:17,323 --> 00:51:19,626 What the hell are you doing here? 1022 00:51:19,692 --> 00:51:21,394 I got in the chair right after you. 1023 00:51:21,461 --> 00:51:24,364 This isn't the plan anymore! Do not kill Kyle. 1024 00:51:24,430 --> 00:51:26,666 What do you mean it's not the plan anymore? 1025 00:51:26,733 --> 00:51:30,270 - Cartman changed his mind. - I did not change my mind. 1026 00:51:30,336 --> 00:51:34,607 You're trying to trick me. I'm going to save the future. 1027 00:51:34,674 --> 00:51:36,976 I don't think so, Clyde. 1028 00:51:38,011 --> 00:51:42,182 This is a hundred CC's of the COVID vaccine. 1029 00:51:43,783 --> 00:51:47,053 - Don't... Be careful with that. - Then put down the gun! 1030 00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:48,588 What the fuck is going on? 1031 00:51:48,655 --> 00:51:50,557 Stan, you need to forgive Kyle. 1032 00:51:50,623 --> 00:51:52,992 You regret this day for the rest of your life. 1033 00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,629 Oh, nice try, Kyle. You're such a fuckin' dickhead. 1034 00:51:56,696 --> 00:51:58,464 Fuck you! You're a fuckin' dickhead! 1035 00:51:58,531 --> 00:51:59,866 Kyle, it's true! 1036 00:51:59,933 --> 00:52:01,167 Cartman gets a happy life 1037 00:52:01,234 --> 00:52:03,269 but you don't... you lose everything 1038 00:52:03,336 --> 00:52:06,105 - when you lose this friendship. - Enough of this crap! 1039 00:52:06,172 --> 00:52:09,108 I'm sticking to what I believe and this kid dies now! 1040 00:52:10,844 --> 00:52:13,680 Shalom sachem, Clyde. 1041 00:52:14,948 --> 00:52:16,883 Jesus Christ! 1042 00:52:30,463 --> 00:52:32,131 Timmy! 1043 00:52:34,934 --> 00:52:37,737 Well... I guess we saved Kyle, 1044 00:52:37,804 --> 00:52:41,274 but nothing else in the future is changed. 1045 00:52:41,341 --> 00:52:42,475 How do you know? 1046 00:52:42,542 --> 00:52:44,177 Because we're still here. 1047 00:52:44,244 --> 00:52:47,547 That means Kenny still was bummed out we weren't friends, 1048 00:52:47,614 --> 00:52:49,082 still became a scientist, 1049 00:52:49,148 --> 00:52:52,418 went back in time, and we still went in after him. 1050 00:52:53,753 --> 00:52:56,055 So then we're stuck here in the past. 1051 00:52:56,122 --> 00:52:58,791 And we blew our chance to stop COVID. 1052 00:52:58,858 --> 00:53:01,895 I'm sorry, guys. I really fucked this up. 1053 00:53:01,961 --> 00:53:04,998 We all fucked it up. These have just been... 1054 00:53:05,064 --> 00:53:09,035 - really unprecedented times. - Unprecedented times. 1055 00:53:09,102 --> 00:53:12,805 What I wouldn't give for just one precedented time. 1056 00:53:13,573 --> 00:53:16,376 Hey. Hey, yeah. 1057 00:53:16,442 --> 00:53:19,579 Maybe we just need one precedented time. 1058 00:53:19,646 --> 00:53:21,014 Huh? 1059 00:53:22,582 --> 00:53:24,918 What if we've been trying to solve the wrong problem? 1060 00:53:24,984 --> 00:53:27,086 Maybe my dad was right, 1061 00:53:27,153 --> 00:53:29,589 we can't ever stop COVID from happening. 1062 00:53:29,656 --> 00:53:33,526 But what we can control... is how we all reacted to it. 1063 00:53:33,593 --> 00:53:36,729 We reacted like shit. Because I was just... 1064 00:53:36,796 --> 00:53:39,999 scared and confused and didn't know who to believe. 1065 00:53:40,066 --> 00:53:41,701 Yeah, we all were. 1066 00:53:41,768 --> 00:53:44,470 So we all took different paths because that's what humans do. 1067 00:53:44,537 --> 00:53:46,205 And what we needed more than anything was to 1068 00:53:46,272 --> 00:53:48,441 just cut each other all some slack. 1069 00:53:48,508 --> 00:53:53,012 We needed to come together and act like us again. 1070 00:53:53,079 --> 00:53:55,615 One precedented time. 1071 00:53:58,685 --> 00:54:01,688 You guys, I know what to do. 1072 00:54:02,522 --> 00:54:04,057 Take this, darling Terrance. 1073 00:54:11,798 --> 00:54:13,232 Heather Williams? 1074 00:54:14,467 --> 00:54:15,335 Yes? 1075 00:54:15,401 --> 00:54:18,504 Hi. We're from the future. 1076 00:54:20,173 --> 00:54:23,376 We've come here to show you something very important. 1077 00:54:27,847 --> 00:54:29,349 Do you remember this, Heather? 1078 00:54:29,415 --> 00:54:33,252 This is a picture of you... farting in P.E. class. 1079 00:54:34,287 --> 00:54:36,089 I never farted in P.E. class. 1080 00:54:36,155 --> 00:54:37,557 Oh, yes. You did. 1081 00:54:37,623 --> 00:54:40,159 Two kids even smelled it and asked who farted 1082 00:54:40,226 --> 00:54:43,696 - and you said nothing. - I didn't fart in P.E. class! 1083 00:54:43,763 --> 00:54:47,133 It was a different kid! I was just moving my hip a little bit. 1084 00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,035 - Heather. Heather. - I didn't fart in P.E. 1085 00:54:49,102 --> 00:54:51,571 Heather, yes, you did, sweet pea. 1086 00:54:53,072 --> 00:54:55,641 I-I happen to have a stomach condition. 1087 00:54:55,708 --> 00:54:58,544 I don't know why you came from the future to narc on me! 1088 00:54:58,611 --> 00:55:01,814 Heather, we don't want kids to know you farted in P.E. 1089 00:55:01,881 --> 00:55:03,349 We wanna help you. 1090 00:55:03,416 --> 00:55:06,686 You just need to do exactly what we tell you. 1091 00:55:12,125 --> 00:55:13,993 Hey, what is that? 1092 00:55:19,465 --> 00:55:20,933 Stan Marsh? 1093 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,168 Me? 1094 00:55:22,235 --> 00:55:24,537 Your presence is requested, sir. 1095 00:55:25,605 --> 00:55:27,073 Whoa, cool. 1096 00:55:30,643 --> 00:55:33,413 Get on in, sir. There's sparkling punch and doughnuts. 1097 00:55:35,681 --> 00:55:38,618 ♪ I forgive you, I forgive me ♪ 1098 00:55:38,684 --> 00:55:40,853 ♪ Now when do I start to feel again ♪ 1099 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,455 What's going on? 1100 00:55:42,522 --> 00:55:44,023 We have no idea. 1101 00:55:44,090 --> 00:55:45,892 ♪ I forgive you, I forgive me ♪ 1102 00:55:45,958 --> 00:55:47,293 ♪ Now when do I start to feel again... ♪ 1103 00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,095 ♪ And the home ♪ 1104 00:55:49,162 --> 00:55:51,497 - ♪ Of the ♪ - Whoa! 1105 00:55:51,564 --> 00:55:53,032 This is amazing! 1106 00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:55,001 - ♪ Brave. ♪ - Look, we're on the jumbotron! 1107 00:55:59,639 --> 00:56:01,441 ♪ With a brand-new attitude... ♪ 1108 00:56:01,507 --> 00:56:03,976 You guys, I'm sorry for acting like a dick during the pandemic. 1109 00:56:04,043 --> 00:56:05,745 I'm sorry too, dude. 1110 00:56:06,746 --> 00:56:09,248 Hello? Who-Who's there? 1111 00:56:09,315 --> 00:56:11,951 ♪ Trying to figure out how to live ♪ 1112 00:56:12,018 --> 00:56:14,320 ♪ Doing it our way ♪ 1113 00:56:14,387 --> 00:56:16,422 ♪ No shame, no blame ♪ 1114 00:56:16,489 --> 00:56:18,024 ♪ 'Cause the damage is done ♪ 1115 00:56:18,091 --> 00:56:20,026 ♪ And, and I forgive you ♪ 1116 00:56:20,093 --> 00:56:23,396 ♪ I forgive you, we were busy living the dream ♪ 1117 00:56:23,463 --> 00:56:24,997 Oh... 1118 00:56:25,064 --> 00:56:28,968 ♪ Never noticed the glass ceiling falling on us ♪ 1119 00:56:29,035 --> 00:56:31,204 ♪ No shame, no blame ♪ 1120 00:56:31,270 --> 00:56:32,572 ♪ 'Cause the damage is done ♪ 1121 00:56:32,638 --> 00:56:35,575 ♪ And, and I forgive you ♪ 1122 00:56:35,641 --> 00:56:38,978 ♪ I forgive you, I forgive me ♪ 1123 00:56:39,045 --> 00:56:41,280 ♪ Now when do I start to feel again ♪ 1124 00:56:42,782 --> 00:56:46,552 ♪ If I hate you, what does that do ♪ 1125 00:56:46,619 --> 00:56:49,322 ♪ So I breathe in and I count to ten ♪ 1126 00:56:49,388 --> 00:56:53,226 ♪ 'Cause the lights are on ♪ 1127 00:56:53,292 --> 00:56:54,894 ♪ And I'm coming home... ♪ 1128 00:56:54,961 --> 00:56:56,963 Holy shit balls. 1129 00:56:57,029 --> 00:57:02,135 Sharon, I'm sorry for the way I acted during the pandemic. 1130 00:57:02,969 --> 00:57:05,538 You're not sorry, you're just high. 1131 00:57:05,605 --> 00:57:07,206 I'm both. 1132 00:57:07,273 --> 00:57:09,876 ♪ I forgive you, we were just a couple of kids... ♪ 1133 00:57:09,942 --> 00:57:14,447 Here you go! It's our Post COVID Special. It's free. 1134 00:57:14,514 --> 00:57:16,215 No, really, we've all been through a lot. 1135 00:57:16,282 --> 00:57:17,750 Come on, take it. Thank you, baby. 1136 00:57:17,817 --> 00:57:20,586 Come on, everyone. Post COVID Special! 1137 00:57:20,653 --> 00:57:23,122 Here you go, folks, you all deserve this! 1138 00:57:23,923 --> 00:57:26,826 You did the best you could during the pandemic, honey. 1139 00:57:26,893 --> 00:57:28,761 - I love you! - Huh? 1140 00:57:28,828 --> 00:57:30,997 I shouldn't have yelled at you for not wearing a mask. 1141 00:57:31,063 --> 00:57:32,665 I just didn't understand. 1142 00:57:32,732 --> 00:57:35,735 Well, maybe I should have worn a mask more often but... 1143 00:57:35,801 --> 00:57:38,404 No, no, no, I was being all high and mighty about it... 1144 00:57:38,471 --> 00:57:42,008 Butters, you're not grounded anymore. Come on out, son. 1145 00:57:42,074 --> 00:57:43,309 You mean it, Dad?! 1146 00:57:43,376 --> 00:57:44,777 The pandemic's been awful. 1147 00:57:44,844 --> 00:57:46,646 We all need to just cut each other some slack. 1148 00:57:46,712 --> 00:57:48,181 I love you, Butters! 1149 00:57:48,247 --> 00:57:49,815 - ...be sorry. - I totally forgive you! 1150 00:57:49,882 --> 00:57:51,551 Oh, cut yourself some slack. 1151 00:57:51,617 --> 00:57:53,452 We gotta get some more of this stuff. 1152 00:57:53,519 --> 00:57:55,087 ♪ Couple of kids... ♪ 1153 00:57:55,154 --> 00:57:57,823 Okay, come on, next! 1154 00:57:57,890 --> 00:58:01,994 ♪ Doing it our way, no shame, no blame ♪ 1155 00:58:02,061 --> 00:58:03,362 ♪ 'Cause the damage is done... ♪ 1156 00:58:03,429 --> 00:58:04,830 And then we were like, "Yeah, okay, yeah, 1157 00:58:04,897 --> 00:58:06,199 let's storm the Capitol!" 1158 00:58:06,265 --> 00:58:07,900 And it was a bad idea and we were just, 1159 00:58:07,967 --> 00:58:09,769 you know, we were just going a little bonkers there. 1160 00:58:09,835 --> 00:58:11,404 We shouldn't have stormed the Capitol. 1161 00:58:11,470 --> 00:58:13,539 That's okay! 1162 00:58:14,373 --> 00:58:16,342 I'm sorry. I thought about it 1163 00:58:16,409 --> 00:58:19,245 and I can't do Space Jam 2. 1164 00:58:19,312 --> 00:58:21,514 I just can't support Chinese censorship. 1165 00:58:21,581 --> 00:58:25,318 Oh, yeah? Well, if you're not gonna make Space Jam 2, 1166 00:58:25,384 --> 00:58:28,154 then I'm not gonna make Space Jam 2! 1167 00:58:28,221 --> 00:58:30,389 And nobody's gonna make Space Jam 2! 1168 00:58:30,456 --> 00:58:33,059 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1169 00:58:33,125 --> 00:58:34,360 Yeah! 1170 00:58:34,427 --> 00:58:36,262 ♪ And I forgive you. ♪ 1171 00:58:48,574 --> 00:58:50,910 Hey, everybody! I'm home, guy! 1172 00:58:50,977 --> 00:58:53,012 - Hey! Ike! - Ike, hi! 1173 00:58:53,079 --> 00:58:54,647 Ike, you made it back! 1174 00:58:54,714 --> 00:58:57,316 Well, of course! I wouldn't miss Canadian Boxing Day, buddy! 1175 00:58:57,383 --> 00:58:59,418 Look, everyone, Stan's back! 1176 00:58:59,485 --> 00:59:01,654 Hey, Stan! 1177 00:59:01,721 --> 00:59:03,155 Hey, guys! 1178 00:59:03,222 --> 00:59:05,992 Good to see you, buddy! How was everything on Mars? 1179 00:59:06,058 --> 00:59:09,462 Really cool, but I'm so glad to be home! How are the kids? 1180 00:59:09,528 --> 00:59:11,397 Uncle Stan! 1181 00:59:11,464 --> 00:59:14,200 There's the little ragamuffins! 1182 00:59:14,267 --> 00:59:15,701 Mom. 1183 00:59:15,768 --> 00:59:17,770 Hi, Stanly. 1184 00:59:17,837 --> 00:59:19,639 It's Mom! And Shelley! 1185 00:59:19,705 --> 00:59:22,108 Why are you acting all weird, Turd? 1186 00:59:22,174 --> 00:59:23,676 I don't know. 1187 00:59:23,743 --> 00:59:26,512 For some reason I'm just extra happy to see you guys. 1188 00:59:26,579 --> 00:59:28,981 Hey, look who's here. It's Kenny! 1189 00:59:29,048 --> 00:59:31,250 Kenny! 1190 00:59:31,317 --> 00:59:32,952 Kenny, what have you been up to, buddy? 1191 00:59:33,019 --> 00:59:35,588 Didn't you hear?! Kenny just won the Nobel Prize 1192 00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:38,224 for combining dark matter and breast implants! 1193 00:59:38,291 --> 00:59:40,259 Oh, you old dog! 1194 00:59:40,326 --> 00:59:41,661 Hey, everybody, he's on! 1195 00:59:41,727 --> 00:59:43,829 What a fantastic audience. Wow. 1196 00:59:43,896 --> 00:59:46,766 What is up with these bisexual Canadians, huh? 1197 00:59:46,832 --> 00:59:49,035 I guess they don't know whether to fuck their brother 1198 00:59:49,101 --> 00:59:50,236 or their sister. 1199 00:59:52,438 --> 00:59:53,906 Hey, Stan. 1200 00:59:53,973 --> 00:59:56,175 Wendy, you're back from Harvard. 1201 00:59:56,242 --> 00:59:57,877 Yeah, just here for the holidays. 1202 00:59:57,943 --> 01:00:01,080 You wanna maybe... spend New Years together again? 1203 01:00:01,147 --> 01:00:02,648 I'd love that. 1204 01:00:02,715 --> 01:00:05,484 Hey, fellas! Can I offer you some pupus?! 1205 01:00:05,551 --> 01:00:07,920 Thanks for choosin' Denny's Applebee's for your party. 1206 01:00:07,987 --> 01:00:10,323 Butters, you're still working here, huh? 1207 01:00:10,389 --> 01:00:12,058 Yup! I just made manager. 1208 01:00:12,124 --> 01:00:16,529 I love doing actual shit that pays actual money. 1209 01:00:16,595 --> 01:00:19,298 Hey, Stan, can you come here for a second? 1210 01:00:19,365 --> 01:00:20,933 What's the matter, dude? 1211 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,868 Dude, he's here. 1212 01:00:22,935 --> 01:00:25,071 Cartman? 1213 01:00:25,137 --> 01:00:27,306 ♪ Ready, set, go... ♪ 1214 01:00:27,373 --> 01:00:30,409 Man, poor Cartman. 1215 01:00:32,645 --> 01:00:38,150 Fuck you guys! You can suck my fucking dick! 1216 01:00:38,217 --> 01:00:39,952 Fuck you! 1217 01:00:40,019 --> 01:00:43,522 It's so sad he never did anything with his life. 1218 01:00:44,357 --> 01:00:47,893 Fuck you, Kyle! Fuck you, Stan! 1219 01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:49,395 Hey, come on, fellas. 1220 01:00:49,462 --> 01:00:51,630 We can't spend another holiday feeling bad for Eric. 1221 01:00:51,697 --> 01:00:55,034 There's nothing that could have changed the path he was on. 1222 01:00:55,101 --> 01:00:57,136 Fuck you, Butters! 1223 01:00:57,203 --> 01:00:59,572 Fuck you, Eric! 1224 01:00:59,638 --> 01:01:02,808 Well, everyone, I just wanna make a toast. 1225 01:01:02,875 --> 01:01:04,176 I don't know... 1226 01:01:04,243 --> 01:01:06,045 what got us through the pandemic 1227 01:01:06,112 --> 01:01:10,850 and made all our futures so very bright, but whatever it was... 1228 01:01:10,916 --> 01:01:13,619 may we have it for the rest of our days. 1229 01:01:13,686 --> 01:01:16,222 God bless us, everyone. 1230 01:01:16,288 --> 01:01:18,758 Cheers! 1231 01:01:18,824 --> 01:01:20,793 Remember, folks, 1232 01:01:20,860 --> 01:01:23,529 weed can't solve all your problems. 1233 01:01:23,596 --> 01:01:26,065 But Tegridy can. 1234 01:01:26,132 --> 01:01:29,368 Tegridy Weed. 1235 01:01:33,715 --> 01:01:38,715 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 95384