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Oh.
Hey! I didn"t see you there.
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Come, take a seat.
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How you doing?
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I have a story to tell you.
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My name is Tyler Sternberg
and I"m a filmmaker.
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Not just any filmmaker...
A filmmaker with style,
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with flair,
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and a little bit of moxie.
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Ever since I was young,
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I"ve had the moviemaking bug.
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I wanted to make something
that was full of wonder
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and amazement,
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so I went to film school
and put my craft to work,
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learning every technique
I could,
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just waiting for my chance
to make a legitimate movie.
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And a few weeks
after graduating,
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that moment finally happened.
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Ow! Come on,
are you serious?
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I said I was filming.
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That"s when I got
my opportunity with this man.
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An esteemed author
who has published
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numerous books
on cults around the world.
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Sure, they"re sensationalized,
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but a job"s a job,
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and I plan to make
the most badass film I can
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about a subject
I know nothing about.
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You want me to take my shirt...
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You don"t need to take off
your whole shirt.
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Might as well just do it.
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You"re just gonna
put it back on.
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Okay, dude.
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That... don"t...
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Here, okay?
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Do you want me to do this?
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What do you want me...
What do you want me to do?
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- You"re the expert here.
- Uh, yeah, I...
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So say your name and,
you know, why you"re here.
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Let"s get this started.
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Let"s pretend
the camera"s not there.
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Why?
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Just trust me.
It"ll look better.
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Are you ready to start?
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I was born fucking ready.
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Cool. Uh, could you clap
for sound, please?
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Great.
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All right, let"s just start
with saying your name.
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My name"s Robert Regis.
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- Don"t say in the camera...
- My name"s Robert Regis.
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Great. One more time.
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My name is Robert Regis.
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Awesome.
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So, tell us a little bit
about this particular doc.
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The cult that we"re looking for?
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Yeah.
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Uh, how could I
describe it to you?
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The cult we"re looking for is
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the Bigfoot of cults.
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The Loch Ness monster of cults.
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The chupacabra of cults.
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The most elusive, okay?
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Does the word "Abaddon"
ring a bell?
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No.
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Legendary demon
from the Old Testament.
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One of the few demons
that made it
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into the New Testament.
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That name literally means
"doom."
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In the New Testament,
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he"s said to be an angel
that led an army of locusts,
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a destroyer.
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Well, he got himself a following
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a few thousand years back.
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They"re called
the Disciples of Abaddon.
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Never been found,
never been seen.
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Sail under the radar.
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That"s what makes them
impossible to track.
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They"re just like you and me,
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only every 50, maybe 100 years,
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they gather for three rituals
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and sacrifice
in the demon"s name,
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and thus get the power
of immortality.
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I believe that they also
recruit a new member
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during this period
of rituals too.
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All this transpires
while maintaining secrecy,
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which it"s literally
in their rules.
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They can"t ever get married.
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They can never have any type
of luxurious lifestyles.
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They live like peasants, okay?
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All in attempt
to fly under the radar,
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and it"s worked for 'em
for thousands of years.
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But guess what?
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They didn"t take one thing
into account.
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Know what that is?
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- What?
- Rob-fucking-Regis.
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Again, pretend
the camera"s not there,
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- that was cool.
- No, this is important
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- That was pretty cool, right?
- Yeah, that was cool.
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That was pretty cool, okay.
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Rob-fucking-Regis
is on their tail now.
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Okay? And you can"t ever
hide from me.
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I will sniff you out,
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I will find you, and when I do,
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I"m going
to fucking nail your ass
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straight onto the wall
for the world to see.
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Rob-fucking-Regis.
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Okay.
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Is there any evidence of this?
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I have two pieces of evidence,
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and I worked long and hard
to find "em.
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Through all of my toils,
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I was able to ascertain
two pieces of evidence
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in my long, storied career.
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Evidence number one:
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this piece of paper.
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That"s a buncha numbers on it.
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I"m very proud of this one.
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And piece number two?
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I have a drawing of this man.
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He allegedly knows more.
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That looks like
a children"s drawing.
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This is a children"s drawing.
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Thanks, Timmy.
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Now, I got lucky with this guy
and he reached out.
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There"s also a chance
this is a huge waste of time.
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Fuckin" heap of shit.
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- I"m looking good?
- Lookin" great.
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- Rule number three.
- Rule number three.
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Rule number three:
Do I look good?
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Oh yeah... Rob Rules.
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Can"t forget about those.
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Let"s quickly circle back
and hear these important rules.
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Very, very intricate,
detailed rules.
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Lots of them.
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Rule number one:
Always be filming.
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Okay? Rule number two:
Always be filming.
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And rule number three:
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Always make me look good
while you"re filming.
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Anyways, where were we?
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Rob, where are we?
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We are at a gentleman"s house
that contacted me in Com...
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Actually, he doesn"t know
that I"m bringing a camera crew,
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so just kinda
chill in the back, okay?
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What"s this guy's name again?
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- Old guy?
- Old g...
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You don"t remember his name?
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I don"t know;
with your great drawing,
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you didn"t give me
much specifics.
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Hello!
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- Welcome.
- How you doing, sir?
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Good. Who the hell are you?
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Rob Regis.
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Hey, man, how"s it going?
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Hippie Joe.
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Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you too,
Hippie Joe.
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- Ready for the tour?
- I"m ready for the tour.
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- Right, let"s go do it, dude.
- Let"s go do it.
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I"ll be right behind you,
Hippie Joe.
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All right.
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Druggie.
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Come on through, bud.
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All right.
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Oh, you got the fireplace going,
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- that"s nice.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- This is your place?
- This is mi casa.
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I mean, he lived in the back,
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but this is my spot right here.
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He lived here.
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On the back house, but yeah,
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- he lived here.
- Here?
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Absolutely.
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Wanna see my stained glass
collection?
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I"m... no.
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I would like to see
where he lived, though.
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- Show me where he lived, please.
- Maybe later.
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Yeah, come on through,
come on through.
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Okay, later, I"ll see it later.
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Watch out for the wasps, man,
we got an outbreak this year.
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Yeah, man,
he seemed like a righteous dude,
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but he was really weird, man.
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Like, really weird, brother.
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- This is where he stayed?
- Right in there.
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Yeah, take a look around, man.
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Yeah, this is it, man,
I"m fixing it up.
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Needs a little bit of work.
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Working on it right now.
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When I"m done with it,
it"s gonna be magic.
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Two words: purple glitter.
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Yes, he was a weird dude,
really weird.
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Liked to drink,
and you know, when he drank,
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he"d start talking,
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and I guess I got one
of those faces you can trust,
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so he told me all sorts
of crazy... crazy shit.
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Like, he lived a million years
and was tired of it
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and belonged to
some kind of a cult.
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- I don"t know what the name was.
- Yeah.
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Probably nothing.
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Yeah, so, um, yeah,
take a look around, man.
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This is it.
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All right, thank you,
Hippie Joe.
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I"m, uh, just gonna
look around a little bit, okay?
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- Yeah, take your time.
- All right.
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Okay.
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Now.
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What are we looking for,
exactly?
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Hippie Joe!
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Mind if I look in the bathroom?
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- Sure.
- I"m just gonna look around
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a little bit, okay?
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Yeah.
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This is a staph infection
waiting to happen.
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Let"s check it out in here.
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Let"s go.
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Kid, lemme tell you.
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I"ve shit in holes in Mexico
that are nicer than this.
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Do you think a disciple
actually lived here?
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I don"t know.
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Hey, Tyler!
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Come over here.
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Come here.
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No, nothing, Hippie Joe.
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Interesting choice of window
over there.
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C"mere.
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C"mere.
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That"s it.
That"s the symbol right there.
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Really?
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This is it right here,
it"s that mark.
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Okay, this is what
I need you to do.
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Go ask Hippie Joe
a few questions
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while I quietly
investigate this area.
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What am I supposed to ask him?
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I don"t know, ask him when
he felt it wasn"t important
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to be a productive
member of society anymore.
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Hippie! My camera crew
has a few questions for you.
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So, Mr. Joe.
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This man that lived here
hadn"t lived here
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for a long time?
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Uh, yeah, he lived here
about a year,
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right around.
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And his personality.
Tell me about that.
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Uh, he was a pretty quiet guy.
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You know, kept to himself,
pretty much a recluse.
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You know, didn"t talk much.
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You know, just in and out,
wouldn"t hear from him.
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So, you guys never held
much of a conversation.
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Yeah, you know, he talked to me.
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I mean,
I got one of those faces,
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so we"d talk now and then.
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And other than that one incident
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where he was intoxicated.
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No, no. I mean, nothing...
Nothing more than your usual,
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you know, friendly banter.
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And how, Mr. Joe, exactly
did he leave this residence?
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He just woke up one morning and
he was gone all of a sudden...
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Hey, man!
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Don"t do that.
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You"re fuckin'
ruining my floors!
257
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,373
What are you doing, man?
258
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:47,133
Uh, tell me about
your stained glass collection.
259
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:48,942
- Do you make them yourself?
- What? I-I...
260
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,988
you"re breakin' my floors.
261
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,337
Oh.
262
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,339
What... what are you doing, man?
263
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:57,080
- Sorry.
- That"s not cool.
264
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,995
I know, it was a weird one.
265
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:01,302
It"s weird,
but it was an accident.
266
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:03,434
An accident?
267
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,175
- Just wasn"t meant to be.
- Aww, man.
268
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,240
- Man, what... what...
- I"m really sorry, Hippie Joe.
269
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,223
We gotta go.
We gotta go, I"m sorry.
270
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,572
Thank you for your time.
271
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:12,269
Unbelievable, man.
272
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,579
- Ready?
- Hold for plane...
273
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:20,060
Yeah, there"s a lot of planes
right here.
274
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:22,889
John Wayne Airport"s
right down the road.
275
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:25,108
Look how fuckin" slow
they go, too.
276
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:27,328
Fuckin" slow piece of shit.
277
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:33,377
Yep. Wait, are we still
getting that plane?
278
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:35,007
Don"t worry,
the dog doesn"t do anything,
279
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,816
just wag his tail.
280
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:39,296
He didn"t quite pan out
how I thought he was going to.
281
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,298
Got that "Beware of Dog" sign
for nothing.
282
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:42,647
- Come on!
283
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,432
Let"s go, kid, let's go.
284
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:49,654
What I am about to tell you
is top secret.
285
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:55,051
I"ve been able to ascertain
from these numbers this.
286
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:59,055
What?
287
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,624
What, a phone number?
288
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,278
Like, a Social Security number?
289
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:05,845
Goddammit, kid,
you"re not helping me.
290
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,194
What does this look like to you?
291
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:11,546
Like, uh... like a code
for a bank safe.
292
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:14,201
Code. It is a code.
293
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,507
Not a bank safe, though.
294
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,161
You don"t got nothin' else?
295
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,120
Uh...
296
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:23,123
No. No.
297
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,081
Like, dude, they"re
just a bunch of numbers.
298
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,387
I have no fucking clue.
299
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,625
Like, what the fuck
do you think this is?
300
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,738
Shh! Shut up!
301
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:34,090
Three. Starts with a T.
302
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,048
Tiffany.
303
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,745
One! What"s one start with?
304
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:39,008
Zero. Olivia.
305
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:42,707
Two. Starts with, uh, a T.
306
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:43,839
Theresa.
307
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,014
What"s not right here?
308
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:48,017
There is no six.
309
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:49,932
Six and the nine"s down here.
310
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,500
God, I could go
for a good 69 right now.
311
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:59,115
Six. Starts with an S.
Sarah. Suzie. Stacey. Samantha.
312
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:02,075
Oh my god. Sabile.
313
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,381
It"s fucking coordinates.
314
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,644
This is coordinates right here!
315
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:09,038
That"s exactly what it is.
316
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:12,172
Are those all, like,
girls you slept with?
317
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:15,305
You know the answer to that,
boy.
318
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:18,743
Oral sex?
319
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:22,878
Okay. Where is this going to?
320
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,054
Mm, do we need like a map...
Is this like...
321
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:27,058
Yeah. That"s the next thing
we have to figure out.
322
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:16,497
This guy sure got
really far out here.
323
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,300
Okay.
324
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,433
It"s this way kid,
325
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,304
and we take this path.
326
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:45,047
I"m gonna hop up this
327
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,701
and then we"re gonna
start moving.
328
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:47,876
Let"s go.
329
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,879
Give the old man a push.
330
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:54,361
Okay.
331
00:16:57,929 --> 00:17:00,149
Let"s go kid. Hurry up.
332
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,455
You"re taking forever.
333
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,478
Son of a bitch!
334
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,132
Oh, jeez.
335
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,354
Jesus.
336
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,429
Let"s go.
337
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,096
Fuck!
338
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,716
That"s it right there.
339
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,675
We were too late.
340
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:34,243
Fuck!
341
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:38,073
Why am I
so out of goddamn shape?
342
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,860
Son of a bitch!
343
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,520
See?
344
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:53,480
See, here"s where one of
the symbols is recreated.
345
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:55,482
I think that"s lambda.
346
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:59,138
Don"t make up names for things.
347
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,357
And here"s the other symbol.
348
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,708
That"s phi.
349
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:07,885
Seriously, stop with the names.
350
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:11,367
This right here...
351
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:17,199
is essentially
a cell phone call to Abaddon.
352
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:22,813
Lettin" 'em know
that it"s that time.
353
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:26,339
Next, possession,
354
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:27,775
and then lastly,
355
00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:30,778
it"s reincarnation
of him himself.
356
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:35,826
And we just fucking missed him.
357
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:41,267
Fuck!
358
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:47,055
We were this close, kid.
359
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:48,230
Just...
360
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:07,467
Did you hear that, kid?
361
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:08,859
Kid, did you hear that?
362
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,655
Kid, are you hearing this?
363
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:22,873
Where is it, kid?
364
00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:30,707
Where is it, kid?
365
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:36,713
Over here, kid, come on.
366
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:45,460
Over there!
367
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,295
Wow!
368
00:20:56,777 --> 00:21:00,433
I see you.
369
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:01,956
Yeah.
370
00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:04,306
Little elf-boy.
371
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:08,876
And Lady Galadriel,
weave your cape.
372
00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:10,573
You getting this, Tyler?
373
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:16,797
I got you.
374
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,886
Yeah, I got you, Gandalf.
375
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:29,070
Aren"t we gonna chase him?
376
00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:30,767
No.
377
00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:33,161
They"re just gonna
keep playing with us,
378
00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:36,730
lure us somewhere that
we don"t wanna be right now.
379
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:39,733
We gotta get going
before the sun goes down.
380
00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:43,693
That ritual that we just missed?
381
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:46,348
That"s exactly what we need
to film and document.
382
00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:47,654
Soon as we get that,
383
00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:49,873
we prove their existence, kid.
384
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:52,789
Okay? And we missed it.
385
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:56,880
But...
386
00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:59,187
it"s okay.
387
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:02,059
Come over here.
388
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:03,365
We"re gonna get 'em,
389
00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:04,888
I think I figured something out.
390
00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:09,632
So here"s the ancient code.
391
00:22:09,676 --> 00:22:11,306
I think this could be
our guide to catching them
392
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,332
in the act of the rituals.
393
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:16,944
So I know everything
between here and here,
394
00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:19,729
and the middle bracket
all the way down,
395
00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:21,035
that"s coordinates.
396
00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:22,602
I know that for a fact.
397
00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:24,057
I don"t know what everything
on the left over here is,
398
00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:25,518
or on the right,
399
00:22:25,561 --> 00:22:29,391
but I know dead center
in the middle is coordinates.
400
00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:33,395
So all"s not lost.
401
00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:34,918
We"re gonna get 'em, kid.
402
00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:41,142
Dear video diary:
403
00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:43,666
It"s me, Ty-Ty.
404
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:45,233
Weird day.
405
00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:49,498
I mean, the weirdest part is
that this dude actually believes
406
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:52,066
all the stuff
he"s talking about.
407
00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:54,242
It"s like
the Illuminati conspiracy.
408
00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:58,681
But cool part for me
is that it gives me a chance
409
00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:02,772
to actually do something good,
410
00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:07,908
gives me a shot to actually
shoot something professional.
411
00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:10,040
And that"s what I'm gonna do.
412
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:17,570
I"m gonna shoot this nutjob
and all his delusions, and...
413
00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:19,180
it"s gonna fuckin' rock.
414
00:23:22,183 --> 00:23:24,794
We"ll see what happens next.
415
00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:25,926
Ta-ta.
416
00:23:32,976 --> 00:23:34,500
So I"m gonna throw it at you.
417
00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:35,805
All right.
418
00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:38,504
- Right now? Okay.
- Yeah.
419
00:23:38,547 --> 00:23:40,984
Wait, I threw it at the camera!
420
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,353
Hey! Get... back up.
421
00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:04,617
I"m hormonal as fuck right now.
422
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:05,922
Watch out.
423
00:24:07,663 --> 00:24:08,969
You know you like it.
424
00:24:09,012 --> 00:24:10,361
Just tell me you like it.
425
00:24:10,405 --> 00:24:11,513
Uh-huh. That"s what
you like to tell yourself?
426
00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:13,843
Hey.
427
00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:15,323
I know what we"re doing later.
428
00:24:15,366 --> 00:24:17,760
I"m on my period, dude!
429
00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,762
I"m gonna bring the camera.
430
00:24:19,806 --> 00:24:23,897
What? No! No.
431
00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:31,557
Rob, this is for you.
432
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,081
I"m documenting that someone
broke into my fucking place
433
00:24:34,124 --> 00:24:36,649
and put this vial
in front of my flowers,
434
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:39,042
my pretty flowers.
435
00:24:39,086 --> 00:24:40,609
Unless it was you, babe.
436
00:24:40,653 --> 00:24:42,132
What?
437
00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:43,786
Did you put that there?
438
00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:46,833
No. You already asked me this.
439
00:24:46,876 --> 00:24:49,052
Are you sure?
440
00:24:49,096 --> 00:24:51,359
Yeah.
441
00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:54,710
- It"s very romantic.
- Cool.
442
00:24:54,754 --> 00:24:56,799
Why don"t you drink it?
443
00:25:00,586 --> 00:25:03,023
Uh...
444
00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:10,465
Come in.
445
00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:12,554
Come in!
446
00:25:12,598 --> 00:25:14,469
- Kid?
447
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,778
This is... this is a mess.
448
00:25:18,821 --> 00:25:21,041
When"s the last time
you cleaned up in here?
449
00:25:21,084 --> 00:25:23,260
Oh! Like the dog.
450
00:25:23,304 --> 00:25:25,741
I"ll take a scotch.
451
00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:28,396
It"s fuckin' noon, dude.
452
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:30,485
That doesn"t mean anything.
Where"s it at?
453
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,921
Let"s go, sco...
454
00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:34,620
Somebody fucking broke into
my place last night
455
00:25:34,663 --> 00:25:37,797
and left this... I don"t know
what the fuck this is, but...
456
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,494
- fuck, dude.
- Shh!
457
00:25:42,453 --> 00:25:44,630
- Have you tried drinkin" it?
- No. What?
458
00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:46,762
I"ll grab your camera
and I"ll get a close-up.
459
00:25:46,806 --> 00:25:48,372
Go ahead and take a little sip.
460
00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:50,200
This is your documentary, kid.
461
00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:51,637
This is one
of those opportunities,
462
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:52,899
you know what I mean?
463
00:25:52,942 --> 00:25:54,291
I"m not going to drink this.
464
00:25:54,335 --> 00:25:56,293
There"s nothing wrong with that.
465
00:25:56,337 --> 00:26:00,559
Promise you"ll be fine.
466
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:01,710
- Okay, if you"re gonna be...
- Just a little sip,
467
00:26:01,734 --> 00:26:02,691
just a little sip.
468
00:26:02,735 --> 00:26:05,694
Nothing"s gonna happen.
469
00:26:05,738 --> 00:26:06,913
Yeah, just a sip.
470
00:26:06,956 --> 00:26:08,194
And then look at camera
right after.
471
00:26:08,218 --> 00:26:09,698
I"m not gonna... like...
472
00:26:09,742 --> 00:26:12,135
I have no idea
what it"s gonna be, I can't...
473
00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:16,618
If I thought for one second
it was harmful to you,
474
00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:18,141
absolutely not.
475
00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:20,753
I"m not a monster.
476
00:26:20,796 --> 00:26:22,276
There you go, cheers it.
477
00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:24,017
- Cheers.
- Cheers, buddy, there you go,
478
00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:25,540
let"s try it.
479
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:26,976
There"s my big boy.
480
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,195
There we go.
481
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,130
- What did it taste like?
- I don"t know, ugh.
482
00:26:31,154 --> 00:26:32,547
Okay, lemme see your eyes.
483
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,090
Let me see your eyes,
look your eyes into the camera.
484
00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:35,898
Open them wide.
485
00:26:35,942 --> 00:26:37,683
Open "em wide.
486
00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:40,294
- What?
- Oh.
487
00:26:40,337 --> 00:26:41,687
What?
488
00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:43,166
It"s not poison, kid.
489
00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:45,318
- They"re not trying to kill you.
- What the fuck, dude?
490
00:26:45,342 --> 00:26:46,755
You thought that
was gonna be poison?
491
00:26:46,779 --> 00:26:48,781
Ah, you never know.
492
00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:50,062
Could it be, like, a late onset?
493
00:26:50,086 --> 00:26:52,523
Like, am I... are you sure
I"m gonna be okay?
494
00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:55,526
Yeah, it could be, but
I wouldn"t worry about it, kid.
495
00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:57,703
Should I go to a... like,
should we go to a hospital?
496
00:26:57,746 --> 00:26:58,921
No, no!
497
00:26:58,965 --> 00:26:59,922
I got a place we"re going.
498
00:26:59,966 --> 00:27:01,620
Where?
499
00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:03,206
You"ll just have to follow me
with your camera and find out.
500
00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:06,059
Should I go to the hospital,
like, for real,
501
00:27:06,102 --> 00:27:08,017
just to see, like, if it...
If anything else...
502
00:27:08,061 --> 00:27:09,323
If something"s bad?
503
00:27:09,366 --> 00:27:10,692
I don"t want something
to be bad inside of me.
504
00:27:10,716 --> 00:27:13,936
Kid, you are totally fine, okay?
505
00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:16,243
Hey, stay with me here, kid.
506
00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:18,593
You"re all good, baby.
507
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,726
You"re all good.
508
00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:22,771
Did it look cool, like,
when I drank it?
509
00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:24,444
It looked so cool, kid,
you"re gonna look so cool.
510
00:27:24,468 --> 00:27:27,210
How the fuck
do we get outta here?
511
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:38,439
This is where the coordinates
lead, pal, right here.
512
00:27:38,482 --> 00:27:41,921
We"re gonna catch these fuckers
red-handed, huh, buddy?
513
00:27:41,964 --> 00:27:43,400
I don"t fucking see
anything, dude.
514
00:27:43,444 --> 00:27:45,315
It looks like
an empty shitty house.
515
00:27:47,578 --> 00:27:50,625
What are those dogs barking at?
516
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:53,193
Why do you think
they broke into my place?
517
00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:54,585
Why do I think they did that?
518
00:27:54,629 --> 00:27:55,630
- Yeah.
- Probably because
519
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:56,936
we"re getting close.
520
00:27:56,979 --> 00:27:58,415
Fuckin" L.A.
521
00:27:58,459 --> 00:28:01,331
Don"t you wanna be
a famous director?
522
00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:05,596
Women, pussy, titties?
523
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,251
Fuckin" golf whenever you want?
524
00:28:08,295 --> 00:28:11,515
I don"t golf, dude, and
this isn"t fucking good shit.
525
00:28:11,559 --> 00:28:12,908
I"m not getting anything.
526
00:28:12,952 --> 00:28:14,277
I"m getting you
staring at nothing.
527
00:28:14,301 --> 00:28:15,495
Hey. We"re gonna get something.
528
00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:16,912
All right? I promise you that.
529
00:28:16,956 --> 00:28:18,044
This is the place.
530
00:28:18,087 --> 00:28:19,480
This is where
the coordinates were.
531
00:28:19,523 --> 00:28:20,675
I didn"t rip fuckin'
Hippie Joe"s floor up
532
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:23,049
for nothing.
533
00:28:23,092 --> 00:28:26,139
I do feel bad about that,
for the record.
534
00:28:26,182 --> 00:28:27,749
Looks empty to me.
535
00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:30,317
But these are the coordinates!
536
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:31,710
I"m not staying here all day.
537
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:33,233
I"ll show you it's empty.
538
00:28:33,276 --> 00:28:34,321
Hey, kid, wait.
539
00:28:34,364 --> 00:28:35,931
Wait! They"ll see you! Hold on.
540
00:28:35,975 --> 00:28:37,759
Kid, hey, get back here!
They"ll see you!
541
00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:46,594
No one"s here.
542
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,735
All right, Mr. Robert
"Finding cults is my hobby,"
543
00:28:56,778 --> 00:29:00,564
let me prove you were
wasting my time.
544
00:29:02,305 --> 00:29:05,178
Take a look.
Completely empty.
545
00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:09,138
No lights on. No cars.
546
00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:13,534
Looks completely abandoned.
547
00:29:15,449 --> 00:29:17,930
Ow. Pricker. Ow!
548
00:29:17,973 --> 00:29:19,105
Fuck roses.
549
00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:23,848
Locked gate.
550
00:29:27,983 --> 00:29:29,506
I just showed you
the footage. Rob.
551
00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:31,857
No one is home. It"s empty.
552
00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:34,555
They are busy
breaking into my place.
553
00:29:34,598 --> 00:29:36,165
I know.
554
00:29:36,209 --> 00:29:37,253
It"s not cool.
555
00:29:37,297 --> 00:29:38,167
I didn"t sign up for this.
556
00:29:38,211 --> 00:29:40,953
I don"t feel safe anymore.
557
00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:43,303
Tyler...
558
00:29:43,346 --> 00:29:47,046
the reason you don"t feel safe
is because you"re a pussy,
559
00:29:47,089 --> 00:29:48,525
and the reason you"re a pussy
560
00:29:48,569 --> 00:29:50,832
is because you don"t know
how to defend yourself.
561
00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:53,356
And I do want to help you
with that.
562
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,837
I need you to stick with me,
kid.
563
00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:57,230
Okay?
564
00:29:57,273 --> 00:29:58,579
Stick with me,
565
00:29:58,622 --> 00:30:01,712
and I"m gonna teach you
how to defend yourself.
566
00:30:01,756 --> 00:30:03,279
By the time I"m done,
567
00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:04,691
you"re gonna be having people
piss blood
568
00:30:04,715 --> 00:30:07,283
that break into your house.
569
00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:09,982
Okay?
570
00:30:10,025 --> 00:30:11,722
- Okay, it"s...
- But I need you
571
00:30:11,766 --> 00:30:13,072
to stay here with me.
572
00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:16,205
We"re on to something,
I promise you that.
573
00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:18,294
- Okay?
- All right.
574
00:30:18,338 --> 00:30:21,907
- It sounds kinda cool.
- Yeah, it"s really cool.
575
00:30:21,950 --> 00:30:25,214
Especially the first time
you do it.
576
00:30:25,258 --> 00:30:29,001
Now, I know these are
the coordinates.
577
00:30:29,044 --> 00:30:32,831
I know this is the place.
578
00:30:32,874 --> 00:30:34,484
That might be the case,
579
00:30:34,528 --> 00:30:38,532
but right now, it"s empty, dude.
580
00:30:38,575 --> 00:30:40,403
That"s what's throwing me off.
581
00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:48,735
All right, Rob,
I"m ready to fuckin' fight.
582
00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:52,938
I"m ready to fuckin'...
Fuckin" do this.
583
00:30:52,981 --> 00:30:54,200
You hear that?
584
00:30:57,812 --> 00:31:00,946
The wild animals,
and a quinceaƱera,
585
00:31:00,989 --> 00:31:05,080
But the wild animals,
they"re listening,
586
00:31:05,124 --> 00:31:08,649
because their life
depends on it, okay?
587
00:31:08,692 --> 00:31:10,781
Now, your life someday
very well might depend
588
00:31:10,825 --> 00:31:12,392
on what I"m about to teach you,
589
00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:15,351
so I need you to listen, okay?
590
00:31:15,395 --> 00:31:17,223
Now.
591
00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:18,920
One punch.
592
00:31:18,964 --> 00:31:21,053
Two punches is for cowards.
593
00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:23,011
Real men, it only takes one.
594
00:31:23,055 --> 00:31:24,360
How does that sound, right?
595
00:31:24,404 --> 00:31:26,667
- Yeah, I wanna fuckin"...
- One punch, okay?
596
00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:28,471
Nobody "s fuckin' breakin" in
to my house again!
597
00:31:28,495 --> 00:31:30,299
Yeah! Nobody"s breakin' in
to your house again.
598
00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:32,847
Now, what you wanna do
is you wanna take this fist,
599
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:35,937
and you wanna put right through
the bottom of the ribcage,
600
00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:37,373
right there.
601
00:31:37,417 --> 00:31:38,829
You wanna hit "em really hard
right there, okay?
602
00:31:38,853 --> 00:31:40,072
Lemme see your fist.
603
00:31:40,115 --> 00:31:41,290
You wanna hit it right there.
604
00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:43,597
Yeah. Dude,
that kinda hurt already.
605
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,251
That already hurt, right?
606
00:31:45,294 --> 00:31:46,774
So that"s the first part.
607
00:31:46,817 --> 00:31:48,254
Okay.
608
00:31:48,297 --> 00:31:49,840
The second part... why don"t
you put your hood on?
609
00:31:49,864 --> 00:31:51,102
Okay, why am I
putting my hood on?
610
00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:53,955
- Oh, fuck!
611
00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:56,088
- Deception!
612
00:31:58,394 --> 00:32:00,874
You"re not gonna like what comes
out of your pee-pee hole, kid.
613
00:32:02,224 --> 00:32:05,053
What the fuck"s gonna come
out of my pee-pee hole?
614
00:32:17,848 --> 00:32:19,372
Hey, kid.
615
00:32:19,415 --> 00:32:22,418
You did good today, all right?
616
00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:24,290
And don"t worry,
we"re gonna get 'em.
617
00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:26,050
Now. If you"re gonna be
following me around,
618
00:32:26,074 --> 00:32:28,207
I can"t have you
looking like a hobo.
619
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:32,515
I had my girl over in the bazaar
in Little Armenia
620
00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:34,735
make you this shirt custom.
621
00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:37,520
Wear it, okay?
622
00:32:37,564 --> 00:32:39,870
- Thanks?
- Now get outta here.
623
00:32:39,914 --> 00:32:43,962
Get outta here.
I got stuff to do.
624
00:33:06,810 --> 00:33:08,725
What a day.
625
00:33:29,790 --> 00:33:32,010
Anybody here?
626
00:34:02,214 --> 00:34:03,911
Hello?
627
00:34:05,869 --> 00:34:07,262
Hello!
628
00:34:43,168 --> 00:34:46,258
Hello?
629
00:34:54,266 --> 00:34:56,616
Nope!
630
00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:59,923
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
631
00:34:59,967 --> 00:35:01,969
Nope!
632
00:35:02,012 --> 00:35:03,971
Nope.
633
00:35:04,014 --> 00:35:06,408
Nope, nope, nope, nope,
nope, nope, nope, nope...
634
00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:30,040
Hey, Nova.
635
00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:33,261
Leia!
636
00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:35,829
You home?
637
00:35:37,570 --> 00:35:38,832
Babe?
638
00:35:54,978 --> 00:35:56,197
Babe?
639
00:37:17,409 --> 00:37:18,975
Jesus, it took you long enough.
640
00:37:19,019 --> 00:37:20,499
Okay; right place, wrong time.
641
00:37:20,542 --> 00:37:22,457
Let"s go.
642
00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:25,112
Good job, you didn"t break
rule number one.
643
00:37:26,766 --> 00:37:29,029
Let"s go!
644
00:37:29,072 --> 00:37:31,423
How do you get outta here?
645
00:37:43,696 --> 00:37:47,352
Let"s check it out, kid.
646
00:37:54,054 --> 00:37:54,837
All right, kid.
647
00:37:54,881 --> 00:37:55,969
You can hop this, right?
648
00:37:56,012 --> 00:37:57,797
No, I cannot.
649
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,494
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
650
00:37:59,538 --> 00:38:00,626
Wow.
651
00:38:00,669 --> 00:38:01,975
I"ll squeeze through the gate.
652
00:38:02,018 --> 00:38:04,543
Thank God you weren"t
in Sumatra in "04.
653
00:38:04,586 --> 00:38:05,892
Up, up, and away.
654
00:38:29,698 --> 00:38:31,657
Shh!
655
00:38:47,237 --> 00:38:49,501
Rob! Do you see anything?
656
00:38:49,544 --> 00:38:52,417
Nothing. Let"s keep going.
657
00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:59,337
Goddammit, kid. Watch it!
658
00:39:10,826 --> 00:39:13,002
Okay.
659
00:39:13,046 --> 00:39:14,632
Okay, kid, let"s go check
over there, come on.
660
00:39:14,656 --> 00:39:17,790
With me, let"s go.
661
00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:19,531
Come on.
662
00:39:19,574 --> 00:39:20,880
Get over here.
663
00:39:25,319 --> 00:39:28,757
Okay.
664
00:39:28,801 --> 00:39:30,803
Come on, kid.
665
00:39:44,425 --> 00:39:45,557
Kid, kid, kid, come here.
666
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:49,865
Try to get in there,
try to get in there.
667
00:39:49,909 --> 00:39:51,563
Go around.
668
00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:20,896
This is what eternity
looks like, kid.
669
00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:35,171
Hey! All the lights
in the front houses are on.
670
00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:40,046
Rob, you"re gonna get us caught!
671
00:40:43,223 --> 00:40:44,267
Did you just...
672
00:40:44,311 --> 00:40:46,748
Yeah. I pulled out a pipe.
673
00:40:51,274 --> 00:40:54,452
Oh my God, this is it, kid.
674
00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:56,410
This is it.
675
00:42:04,434 --> 00:42:05,435
Oh, shit!
676
00:42:05,479 --> 00:42:07,133
Run, run, go, go!
677
00:42:07,176 --> 00:42:08,893
- Oh my God. Oh my God.
- Let"s go. Hurry up!
678
00:42:08,917 --> 00:42:10,484
Run, run, run!
679
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,530
Rob, run! Run, run, run.
680
00:42:12,573 --> 00:42:14,357
Go. Go, go, go, go, go, go.
681
00:42:17,186 --> 00:42:18,207
Holy shit, they"re coming.
682
00:42:18,231 --> 00:42:19,382
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
683
00:42:19,406 --> 00:42:20,470
They"re coming,
they"re coming...
684
00:42:20,494 --> 00:42:21,277
Come on, what"s taking so long?
685
00:42:21,321 --> 00:42:22,365
I"m stuck!
686
00:42:22,409 --> 00:42:23,691
Well, squeeze your fat ass
through!
687
00:42:23,715 --> 00:42:24,735
I can"t get through,
I can"t get through.
688
00:42:24,759 --> 00:42:25,867
- Get me outta here!
- Push, push!
689
00:42:25,891 --> 00:42:27,085
- I"m pushing.
- Well, push harder!
690
00:42:27,109 --> 00:42:29,547
Pull harder!
691
00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:31,220
They"re coming, they're coming,
they"re coming,
692
00:42:31,244 --> 00:42:33,028
they"re coming...
693
00:42:34,421 --> 00:42:38,120
You better have got that
on camera, kid.
694
00:43:01,622 --> 00:43:05,452
Kid, just tell me one more time.
695
00:43:06,932 --> 00:43:08,629
Did you get that on camera?
696
00:43:08,673 --> 00:43:11,414
I got it on camera.
697
00:43:16,681 --> 00:43:18,160
Damn, kid.
698
00:43:18,204 --> 00:43:20,989
I fucking love you.
699
00:43:21,033 --> 00:43:22,600
Come over here.
700
00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:24,297
That was it.
701
00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:29,084
She was the sacrifice,
and that is a damn shame
702
00:43:29,128 --> 00:43:30,782
because she wasn"t
too bad looking.
703
00:43:30,825 --> 00:43:33,436
She had bloody eyes.
704
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,134
Yeah.
705
00:43:35,177 --> 00:43:37,136
She did.
706
00:43:37,179 --> 00:43:39,921
Well, through that glory hole
707
00:43:39,965 --> 00:43:41,619
that I blew through
the side of the wall,
708
00:43:41,662 --> 00:43:43,795
we were able to get a glimpse
into their existence.
709
00:43:43,838 --> 00:43:45,535
Not just their existence.
710
00:43:45,579 --> 00:43:49,975
One of their most sacred
rituals, for God"s sakes.
711
00:43:50,018 --> 00:43:51,672
This is huge.
712
00:43:53,369 --> 00:43:55,415
I don"t want to scare you, kid,
713
00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:59,419
but things might start
getting more dangerous.
714
00:43:59,462 --> 00:44:03,205
Right here, we have
the coordinates, all right?
715
00:44:03,249 --> 00:44:05,033
Starting at the three
we have coordinates.
716
00:44:05,077 --> 00:44:06,948
This was their first ritual.
717
00:44:06,992 --> 00:44:08,689
Now, we came down,
we missed that one.
718
00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:09,734
We weren"t there on time.
719
00:44:09,777 --> 00:44:11,126
This is the second one.
720
00:44:11,170 --> 00:44:14,173
Coordinates. Right,
you got these four numbers.
721
00:44:14,216 --> 00:44:17,263
So, right here,
it"s reverse military time.
722
00:44:17,306 --> 00:44:19,961
2-1-3-0. Reverse that.
723
00:44:20,005 --> 00:44:21,702
What time is it?
724
00:44:21,746 --> 00:44:23,269
The exact time
that we were there.
725
00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,621
Not really a Scotch guy.
726
00:44:29,188 --> 00:44:31,451
Dude, I"m not gonna
fucking drink this.
727
00:44:31,494 --> 00:44:33,105
Cheers, kid.
728
00:44:40,634 --> 00:44:43,419
Hey, kid, look at this.
729
00:44:43,463 --> 00:44:46,335
Look at my balancing skills.
730
00:44:57,346 --> 00:44:59,174
I do what I want, Rob.
731
00:44:59,218 --> 00:45:02,047
This is my movie.
732
00:45:06,878 --> 00:45:09,010
- Talking to yourself?
- What? No, I"m talking...
733
00:45:09,054 --> 00:45:11,621
I"m just editing footage
for Rob.
734
00:45:11,665 --> 00:45:12,884
- Okay.
- Yeah.
735
00:45:12,927 --> 00:45:14,494
This looks pretty gnarly.
736
00:45:14,537 --> 00:45:16,888
Yeah, he is an ugly guy.
737
00:45:16,931 --> 00:45:18,106
No, that"s not what I meant.
738
00:45:18,150 --> 00:45:21,501
I meant, like,
this is some crazy shit.
739
00:45:21,544 --> 00:45:22,763
He spent all of his life,
740
00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:24,765
like, just trying
to follow cults.
741
00:45:24,809 --> 00:45:25,723
This is all pretend.
742
00:45:25,766 --> 00:45:27,202
It"s not real.
743
00:45:27,246 --> 00:45:29,465
- Don"t be worried.
- I don"t know.
744
00:45:29,509 --> 00:45:31,772
It"s all just a bunch of stuff
to sell books.
745
00:45:31,816 --> 00:45:34,166
- It"s nothing.
- I don"t...
746
00:45:34,209 --> 00:45:36,211
You got to be careful
with that stuff.
747
00:45:36,255 --> 00:45:38,213
It"s all for show.
748
00:45:38,257 --> 00:45:40,999
This cult isn"t that hardcore.
749
00:45:41,042 --> 00:45:45,133
Yeah, I"m sleeping
with the lights on tonight.
750
00:48:14,848 --> 00:48:17,633
Damn it, it"s the screen door.
751
00:48:21,986 --> 00:48:24,292
Holy shit.
752
00:48:28,166 --> 00:48:29,950
Oh my God!
753
00:48:29,994 --> 00:48:32,039
What the... what the...
754
00:48:33,649 --> 00:48:37,523
Okay, I have you on camera.
755
00:48:37,566 --> 00:48:39,525
Do you want to talk about this?
756
00:48:39,568 --> 00:48:40,395
Do you want a spritzer?
757
00:48:40,439 --> 00:48:41,962
Do you want a soda?
758
00:48:42,006 --> 00:48:42,963
I don"t have any soda.
759
00:48:43,007 --> 00:48:44,225
Cutting down on sugar.
760
00:48:44,269 --> 00:48:45,376
I don"t know
what the fuck you want.
761
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:46,793
Get the fuck...
762
00:48:54,975 --> 00:48:56,803
Where...
763
00:48:56,846 --> 00:49:00,546
What the... what the...
764
00:49:00,589 --> 00:49:01,895
Where...
765
00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:15,039
Ah, fuck me.
766
00:49:15,082 --> 00:49:16,562
Fuck.
767
00:49:16,605 --> 00:49:17,867
Hey, Rob, we need to stop,
768
00:49:17,911 --> 00:49:19,231
people are breaking into my
house.
769
00:49:19,260 --> 00:49:22,089
This is not... I can"t...
I can"t do this anymore.
770
00:49:22,133 --> 00:49:23,569
That was good, that was the one.
771
00:49:23,612 --> 00:49:27,051
That"s the one,
go with that one.
772
00:49:27,094 --> 00:49:30,054
I got to talk to you
seriously, Rob.
773
00:49:30,097 --> 00:49:32,012
Yeah?
774
00:49:32,056 --> 00:49:33,753
I don"t know
if I can do this anymore.
775
00:49:33,796 --> 00:49:36,147
Oh, kid, come on,
don"t give me that.
776
00:49:36,190 --> 00:49:39,672
Somebody broke into my place
yesterday again,
777
00:49:39,715 --> 00:49:43,458
and this time
they fucking attacked me.
778
00:49:43,502 --> 00:49:45,069
Did they attack you
with weapons?
779
00:49:45,112 --> 00:49:46,461
No. He, like...
780
00:49:46,505 --> 00:49:48,159
Kid, this is a good thing.
781
00:49:48,202 --> 00:49:50,596
This means we"re getting close.
782
00:49:50,639 --> 00:49:51,989
This is great news.
783
00:49:52,032 --> 00:49:53,512
Hop in the car.
784
00:49:53,555 --> 00:49:55,993
Let"s go!
785
00:49:56,036 --> 00:49:59,170
Okay, kid, this is
a good thing, all right?
786
00:49:59,213 --> 00:50:01,259
There"s no version
where this is a good thing.
787
00:50:01,302 --> 00:50:03,957
Like, someone came
into my place, attacked me.
788
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:06,046
I don"t feel safe anymore.
789
00:50:06,090 --> 00:50:08,527
I"m not... you're not
even fucking paying me.
790
00:50:08,570 --> 00:50:11,312
Kid, look at me.
791
00:50:11,356 --> 00:50:12,966
When was one time in your life
792
00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:15,534
that you actually did feel safe?
793
00:50:17,405 --> 00:50:18,928
I don"t know
how to answer that, Rob.
794
00:50:18,972 --> 00:50:21,496
Exactly. Never.
795
00:50:21,540 --> 00:50:23,455
And we both know why.
796
00:50:23,498 --> 00:50:26,110
Okay, so it doesn"t take
a lot to scare you.
797
00:50:26,153 --> 00:50:30,549
But believe me, when you start
getting close to shit,
798
00:50:30,592 --> 00:50:33,117
people start messing
with you more, man.
799
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,292
That"s how this works.
800
00:50:34,335 --> 00:50:36,685
I told you it was
gonna be dangerous.
801
00:50:36,729 --> 00:50:40,515
Now we are on the trail.
802
00:50:40,559 --> 00:50:41,560
Okay?
803
00:50:41,603 --> 00:50:43,736
You"re a badass filmmaker.
804
00:50:43,779 --> 00:50:46,086
You"re a documentarian, dammit.
805
00:50:46,130 --> 00:50:48,175
So now is not the time to quit.
806
00:50:48,219 --> 00:50:52,310
Now is the time to throw it
into fourth gear, baby.
807
00:50:52,353 --> 00:50:54,094
All right?
808
00:50:54,138 --> 00:50:56,053
Fourth gear? No.
809
00:50:57,924 --> 00:50:59,447
Overdrive.
810
00:51:10,806 --> 00:51:13,374
Got to get some gas here
real quick, Tyler.
811
00:51:13,418 --> 00:51:14,810
No, bitch, keep going.
812
00:51:14,854 --> 00:51:16,247
Keep fucking going.
813
00:51:16,290 --> 00:51:18,423
No, I"m staying here.
814
00:51:18,466 --> 00:51:19,728
You keep on moving.
815
00:51:19,772 --> 00:51:21,097
It"s like an 80-year-old woman
in there.
816
00:51:21,121 --> 00:51:22,992
I know. Fucking old people,
right?
817
00:51:36,267 --> 00:51:38,530
What?
818
00:51:38,573 --> 00:51:40,247
That"s that fucking car
from the other night,
819
00:51:40,271 --> 00:51:42,534
right there, guaranteed.
820
00:51:42,577 --> 00:51:44,927
That"s it! I need you to go
in there and look inside.
821
00:51:44,971 --> 00:51:45,928
See if you find anything.
822
00:51:45,972 --> 00:51:47,452
- What? Me?
- Just go open the door.
823
00:51:47,495 --> 00:51:50,368
You think that piece of shit
has locks that work on it?
824
00:51:50,411 --> 00:51:52,021
Look at the bumper.
Of course it doesn"t.
825
00:51:52,065 --> 00:51:54,023
Just go open the door,
peek inside.
826
00:51:54,067 --> 00:51:56,591
I"m gonna watch the door
of the food mart
827
00:51:56,635 --> 00:51:58,221
to make sure he doesn"t
come out and get you, okay?
828
00:51:58,245 --> 00:52:00,247
- No, I"ll be on watch.
- And I"m gonna film you.
829
00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:01,398
This is gonna be your moment.
830
00:52:01,422 --> 00:52:03,163
You"re gonna look
so fucking cool.
831
00:52:03,207 --> 00:52:04,836
- You"re gonna film it?
- I"m gonna film you.
832
00:52:04,860 --> 00:52:07,385
You are gonna look so cool, man.
833
00:52:07,428 --> 00:52:08,734
- Come on.
- That would be...
834
00:52:08,777 --> 00:52:10,214
It will be really cool, right?
835
00:52:10,257 --> 00:52:12,129
- Okay. All right.
- Yes. Okay.
836
00:52:14,957 --> 00:52:16,133
No, I can"t do it, I can't.
837
00:52:16,176 --> 00:52:17,699
If he comes out,
I"ll protect you. Go.
838
00:52:17,743 --> 00:52:19,068
- I can"t fucking do this, dude.
- Just go.
839
00:52:19,092 --> 00:52:20,180
Look inside!
840
00:52:20,224 --> 00:52:21,529
Give me the camera.
841
00:52:21,573 --> 00:52:23,662
Go, go!
842
00:52:23,705 --> 00:52:25,054
Go. Go, Tyler, go.
843
00:52:25,098 --> 00:52:26,012
You got this.
844
00:52:26,055 --> 00:52:27,274
You"re the best.
845
00:52:27,318 --> 00:52:28,797
Go, go, go.
846
00:52:28,841 --> 00:52:30,495
Yeah.
847
00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:36,588
Come on, there we go.
848
00:52:36,631 --> 00:52:38,807
The coast is clear, kid,
come on. Let"s go.
849
00:52:38,851 --> 00:52:41,245
Get your little dirty ass
in that truck.
850
00:52:41,288 --> 00:52:43,377
Yes! I knew
it would be unlocked.
851
00:52:43,421 --> 00:52:44,596
All right, there you go.
852
00:52:44,639 --> 00:52:46,902
Bada bing, bada boom.
853
00:52:46,946 --> 00:52:48,358
What the hell
is taking so long, kid?
854
00:52:48,382 --> 00:52:50,689
Come on, you should"ve
been out of there by now.
855
00:52:52,343 --> 00:52:53,537
Wait, no, why are you looking
in the tr...
856
00:52:53,561 --> 00:52:55,911
Okay, yeah, check the bed
of the truck.
857
00:52:55,955 --> 00:52:58,262
Wait, now where
you going now, kid?
858
00:52:58,305 --> 00:52:59,872
Kid, what the hell
are you doing?
859
00:52:59,915 --> 00:53:01,656
You don"t need to go
to the other door.
860
00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:03,136
What the fuck is he doing?
861
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:06,095
Are you lost?
862
00:53:06,139 --> 00:53:07,682
A little bit faster, a little
sense of urgency here, kid,
863
00:53:07,706 --> 00:53:09,882
come on, let"s go.
864
00:53:12,798 --> 00:53:16,193
Wait a second, that looks
like he could be the guy.
865
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:19,935
Wait, that is the guy.
866
00:53:19,979 --> 00:53:22,068
That"s the son of a bitch
right there.
867
00:53:22,111 --> 00:53:24,070
Okay, let"s get the fuck
out of here, dude.
868
00:53:24,113 --> 00:53:25,724
Fuck, just fucking
get out of here.
869
00:53:25,767 --> 00:53:27,247
Fucking insane as shit.
870
00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:29,771
Look cool, be cool, man,
be cool.
871
00:53:29,815 --> 00:53:31,532
Why aren"t we driving?
Why aren"t we driving yet?
872
00:53:31,556 --> 00:53:33,210
Let"s go.
873
00:53:42,436 --> 00:53:44,003
All right, kid,
settle the fuck down.
874
00:53:44,046 --> 00:53:45,546
- You got one?
- I fucking got something, dude.
875
00:53:45,570 --> 00:53:46,353
- You got it?
- Yeah.
876
00:53:46,397 --> 00:53:47,963
What did you get?
877
00:53:48,007 --> 00:53:49,376
What"d the inside of his car
look like?
878
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,010
There was garbage everywhere.
879
00:53:51,053 --> 00:53:53,360
It looked like there would be
garbage everywhere.
880
00:53:53,404 --> 00:53:55,493
- Is he following us?
- Doubt it.
881
00:53:55,536 --> 00:53:56,711
How do you know?
882
00:53:56,755 --> 00:53:58,147
Well, actually, I don"t know.
883
00:53:58,191 --> 00:54:00,889
This cult seems crafty.
884
00:54:00,933 --> 00:54:02,258
Pull over.
Let me fucking show you.
885
00:54:02,282 --> 00:54:03,892
Okay.
886
00:54:03,936 --> 00:54:07,026
Hold on
887
00:54:07,069 --> 00:54:08,549
Yeah, we"re good.
888
00:54:08,593 --> 00:54:10,638
Nobody is on our tail.
889
00:54:10,682 --> 00:54:11,876
- Let"s see what you got.
- I don"t know,
890
00:54:11,900 --> 00:54:13,138
there was a bunch of shit
in his car,
891
00:54:13,162 --> 00:54:14,947
but this looked like
it could be something.
892
00:54:14,990 --> 00:54:16,992
What do you got here?
893
00:54:18,994 --> 00:54:21,040
What do you think it is?
894
00:54:25,436 --> 00:54:27,351
I have no idea.
895
00:54:28,656 --> 00:54:30,832
But I know somebody who will.
896
00:54:32,704 --> 00:54:35,663
We got to get my bolo tie.
897
00:54:37,883 --> 00:54:39,600
Am I going too fast?
I can"t even hear you, kid.
898
00:54:39,624 --> 00:54:41,341
You got to stay up with me.
Let"s go, come on.
899
00:54:41,365 --> 00:54:43,299
- You"re, like, power walking.
- I got to get changed.
900
00:54:43,323 --> 00:54:44,890
Is that yours?
901
00:54:44,933 --> 00:54:46,195
Yeah, don"t worry about the car.
902
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:48,023
- Sweet.
- Yeah, ain"t too bad.
903
00:54:48,067 --> 00:54:49,895
That"s a 1970 Cougar.
904
00:54:49,938 --> 00:54:52,289
- Can I drive it?
- No, absolutely not.
905
00:54:54,726 --> 00:54:57,294
So these are the cars
I"m working on right now.
906
00:54:57,337 --> 00:55:02,211
This is a 1971 VW Beetle Baja.
907
00:55:02,255 --> 00:55:05,258
- Nice.
- So they...
908
00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:07,956
What we got here is I chopped
the whole back end off
909
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,873
so I could just slam
a big old, uh,
910
00:55:11,917 --> 00:55:14,223
what is it, 1915cc engine
onto it.
911
00:55:14,267 --> 00:55:15,529
It"s beautiful.
912
00:55:15,573 --> 00:55:17,314
And, uh, changed out
all this stuff:
913
00:55:17,357 --> 00:55:22,362
the interior, dash,
front tie rods.
914
00:55:22,406 --> 00:55:25,713
And, then, back here
I got a Jaguar.
915
00:55:25,757 --> 00:55:27,498
So, uh, when you"re at home,
you just...
916
00:55:27,541 --> 00:55:29,630
This is what you do,
you just fix cool cars?
917
00:55:29,674 --> 00:55:31,197
Yeah.
918
00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:34,896
I don"t even drive 'em
half the time after I finish.
919
00:55:34,940 --> 00:55:36,221
- Why do you do it?
- I don"t know.
920
00:55:36,245 --> 00:55:37,551
I just like working on "em, kid.
921
00:55:37,595 --> 00:55:39,379
Something about it, I guess.
922
00:55:39,423 --> 00:55:42,251
Just calms me down.
923
00:55:42,295 --> 00:55:43,731
Can I drive it?
924
00:55:43,775 --> 00:55:45,820
No. No.
925
00:55:45,864 --> 00:55:48,127
God, no, kid,
these engines are huge.
926
00:55:48,170 --> 00:55:50,477
Why isn"t this
in any of your books?
927
00:55:50,521 --> 00:55:52,392
Ah...
928
00:55:52,436 --> 00:55:54,438
I got to go change.
929
00:55:54,481 --> 00:55:55,830
Wait there.
930
00:55:55,874 --> 00:55:57,310
And don"t touch anything.
931
00:56:06,232 --> 00:56:08,365
"Rrr."
932
00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:19,593
I"m Rob. I fix things.
933
00:56:19,637 --> 00:56:21,029
Bo, bo, bo.
934
00:56:21,073 --> 00:56:23,336
Click, click, click.
935
00:56:30,038 --> 00:56:31,779
Ah!
936
00:56:36,175 --> 00:56:38,220
That"s right, Rob.
937
00:56:44,488 --> 00:56:45,967
All right.
938
00:56:46,011 --> 00:56:48,405
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-choo!
939
00:56:52,278 --> 00:56:54,367
Oh, hey.
940
00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:55,760
What you doing over there?
941
00:56:55,803 --> 00:56:58,371
Need a ride?
942
00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:00,417
Yeah, it"s mine.
943
00:57:00,460 --> 00:57:02,593
I put it together myself.
944
00:57:02,636 --> 00:57:05,160
I fix cars, you know.
945
00:57:05,204 --> 00:57:06,510
It"s just a hobby.
946
00:57:06,553 --> 00:57:09,513
It"s what I do in my spare time.
947
00:57:09,556 --> 00:57:11,428
What are you doing, kid?
948
00:57:11,471 --> 00:57:14,431
You know, playing,
playing around.
949
00:57:14,474 --> 00:57:15,780
This is a cool car you got here.
950
00:57:15,823 --> 00:57:17,651
Really cool car.
951
00:57:17,695 --> 00:57:19,629
Yeah, this baby will go
off-roading in the desert.
952
00:57:19,653 --> 00:57:23,483
Baja Bugs,
really versatile vehicles.
953
00:57:23,527 --> 00:57:25,616
So, are you ready to go?
954
00:57:25,659 --> 00:57:27,139
Ready to go. Hop in.
955
00:57:27,182 --> 00:57:28,333
- Let"s get out of here.
- Where are we going?
956
00:57:28,357 --> 00:57:30,098
- I"m driving.
- Oh, yeah?
957
00:57:30,142 --> 00:57:31,598
Where are we going
in your imagination?
958
00:57:31,622 --> 00:57:34,363
Uh, kind of just
picked up a lady.
959
00:57:34,407 --> 00:57:36,453
Maybe she has a friend,
you know.
960
00:57:36,496 --> 00:57:38,672
Two ladies, I like it.
961
00:57:38,716 --> 00:57:40,326
Do you know how to drive
stick shift?
962
00:57:40,369 --> 00:57:43,764
Uh, no, I do not, unfortunately.
963
00:57:43,808 --> 00:57:45,331
Mm.
964
00:57:45,374 --> 00:57:47,768
How do you not know
how to drive stick shift?
965
00:57:47,812 --> 00:57:50,205
I feel like that"s like a thing
966
00:57:50,249 --> 00:57:53,992
a dad teaches his son, you know?
967
00:57:54,035 --> 00:57:56,342
I never really...
968
00:57:56,385 --> 00:57:58,605
My dad wasn"t... I didn't
really have a dad growing up,
969
00:57:58,649 --> 00:57:59,800
so I didn"t really get to learn
970
00:57:59,824 --> 00:58:01,129
how to drive stick shifts
971
00:58:01,173 --> 00:58:05,482
or play baseball.
972
00:58:05,525 --> 00:58:07,788
You were raised by your mother?
973
00:58:07,832 --> 00:58:10,965
- Yeah.
- That makes sense.
974
00:58:11,009 --> 00:58:13,359
What is that supposed to mean?
975
00:58:13,402 --> 00:58:16,449
It"s not a bad thing.
It just means you"re, you know,
976
00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:19,234
in touch with your feelings
and...
977
00:58:19,278 --> 00:58:20,627
And that"s...
978
00:58:22,107 --> 00:58:23,500
That"s good.
979
00:58:23,543 --> 00:58:28,113
You know, it"s a lot harder
to teach compassion
980
00:58:28,156 --> 00:58:32,030
and vulnerability
than it is to teach somebody
981
00:58:32,073 --> 00:58:35,903
how to drive stick shift
or work on a car, you know?
982
00:58:35,947 --> 00:58:38,515
So those are strengths
that you have
983
00:58:38,558 --> 00:58:41,996
even though
you might not think so.
984
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:45,304
And I don"t fully think so,
but...
985
00:58:45,347 --> 00:58:46,784
there is some strength
986
00:58:46,827 --> 00:58:50,918
in having those qualities.
987
00:58:50,962 --> 00:58:53,747
Uh, think you could teach me
how to drive stick shift?
988
00:58:53,791 --> 00:58:55,072
Absolutely, kid.
I"ll tell you what,
989
00:58:55,096 --> 00:58:56,489
when we get back
from this thing,
990
00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:57,945
I"m gonna teach you
how to drive a stick shift.
991
00:58:57,969 --> 00:58:59,381
No problem, you"re gonna be
driving stick shift
992
00:58:59,405 --> 00:59:01,015
in ten minutes.
993
00:59:01,059 --> 00:59:03,757
And I"ll teach you what, uh,
everything on this engine is.
994
00:59:03,801 --> 00:59:05,629
Coil, distributor cap.
995
00:59:05,672 --> 00:59:06,804
I don"t care about that.
996
00:59:06,847 --> 00:59:08,259
I mostly just want to drive
your car.
997
00:59:08,283 --> 00:59:11,112
Also, I put these clamps
on my nipples
998
00:59:11,156 --> 00:59:15,464
and I think they are filled
with electricity, so...
999
00:59:34,832 --> 00:59:37,486
Nice glasses, Rob.
1000
00:59:37,530 --> 00:59:41,012
You look, uh, kind of nerdy.
1001
00:59:41,055 --> 00:59:42,535
I like it.
1002
00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:44,711
Okay, get it all...
Get it all out right now.
1003
00:59:44,755 --> 00:59:45,906
Get it out right now.
I have to wear "em
1004
00:59:45,930 --> 00:59:47,279
for long car rides.
1005
00:59:47,322 --> 00:59:48,846
It"s a curse.
1006
00:59:48,889 --> 00:59:49,847
So do you really know someone
1007
00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:51,631
who can identify this gemstone?
1008
00:59:51,675 --> 00:59:53,198
Yes, I know a woman.
1009
00:59:53,241 --> 00:59:55,156
Who?
1010
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:58,246
- My wife.
- Who?
1011
00:59:58,290 --> 00:59:59,552
My wife.
1012
00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:01,423
Are you... are you saying a name?
I can"t hear...
1013
01:00:01,467 --> 01:00:03,948
My wife, Tyler, okay.
1014
01:00:03,991 --> 01:00:05,384
My wife.
1015
01:00:05,427 --> 01:00:06,603
You have a wife?
1016
01:00:06,646 --> 01:00:08,996
Yes, I do have a wife.
1017
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:11,695
I had no idea.
Are you guys separated?
1018
01:00:11,738 --> 01:00:13,740
- What"s the deal?
- No. Yes.
1019
01:00:13,784 --> 01:00:15,742
- Ooh.
- But we"re only separated
1020
01:00:15,786 --> 01:00:17,266
because Jackie Bear
hasn"t forgiven me
1021
01:00:17,309 --> 01:00:19,616
and taken me back yet,
that"s the only reason.
1022
01:00:19,659 --> 01:00:20,747
Jackie Bear.
1023
01:00:20,791 --> 01:00:22,967
Don"t you ever say Jackie Bear.
1024
01:00:23,010 --> 01:00:25,273
It"s Miss goddamn Regis to you.
1025
01:00:25,317 --> 01:00:26,666
Okay?
1026
01:00:26,710 --> 01:00:29,321
Sure, sorry. I mean...
1027
01:00:29,364 --> 01:00:30,931
Yeah, okay.
1028
01:00:30,975 --> 01:00:32,150
Do you think she can help?
1029
01:00:32,193 --> 01:00:33,649
Do you think she can
check out this gemstone?
1030
01:00:33,673 --> 01:00:34,737
Yes, she"s gonna... she's gonna
be able to help.
1031
01:00:34,761 --> 01:00:36,676
But what about you?
Do you got a girlfriend?
1032
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,025
Uh, yeah.
1033
01:00:38,069 --> 01:00:40,985
Is she a pillow, Tyler?
1034
01:00:41,028 --> 01:00:42,421
No, she"s a person.
1035
01:00:42,464 --> 01:00:43,683
- She"s real?
- Yeah.
1036
01:00:43,727 --> 01:00:45,119
Okay, so she"s not a pillow?
1037
01:00:45,163 --> 01:00:46,643
She is absolutely not a pillow.
1038
01:00:46,686 --> 01:00:49,036
Okay, okay, all right.
1039
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:50,995
That sounds good.
1040
01:00:51,038 --> 01:00:53,301
Why are we pulling over?
1041
01:00:56,740 --> 01:00:58,543
I don"t ever want you
to let your girlfriend go,
1042
01:00:58,567 --> 01:01:00,415
your fake girlfriend, but when
you find a real girlfriend,
1043
01:01:00,439 --> 01:01:02,615
I don"t ever want you
to let her go, okay?
1044
01:01:02,659 --> 01:01:04,201
Listen to me right now,
this is important.
1045
01:01:04,225 --> 01:01:05,270
Two reasons.
1046
01:01:05,313 --> 01:01:06,619
One...
1047
01:01:08,186 --> 01:01:09,448
The loss of one"s true love
1048
01:01:09,491 --> 01:01:11,406
is the act of drowning
on dry land
1049
01:01:11,450 --> 01:01:13,539
in a stream of endless tears
that form in the ocean
1050
01:01:13,582 --> 01:01:15,323
and then that ocean
is your heart
1051
01:01:15,367 --> 01:01:19,023
and your soul that lives
on a tiny little island.
1052
01:01:19,066 --> 01:01:21,982
And it"s a sad, sad place.
1053
01:01:22,026 --> 01:01:25,769
That was shockingly poetic, Rob.
1054
01:01:25,812 --> 01:01:28,249
Where did you learn that from?
1055
01:01:30,643 --> 01:01:33,864
I read it on a Beanie Baby
that Jackie Bear gave me.
1056
01:01:35,517 --> 01:01:36,954
And number two:
1057
01:01:36,997 --> 01:01:38,322
I don"t think you would
ever find another pillow
1058
01:01:38,346 --> 01:01:40,000
that will accept you
for who you are.
1059
01:01:40,044 --> 01:01:41,761
- She"s not a pillow.
- She is a pillow, my friend.
1060
01:01:41,785 --> 01:01:43,569
She is as not a pillow
as it gets.
1061
01:01:43,612 --> 01:01:44,396
She"s a human being.
1062
01:01:44,439 --> 01:01:46,398
Okay, okay.
1063
01:01:46,441 --> 01:01:47,747
Let"s get going here.
1064
01:01:47,791 --> 01:01:49,227
All right.
1065
01:01:49,270 --> 01:01:52,926
You know,
since you"re such a wise sage
1066
01:01:52,970 --> 01:01:55,407
about advice
on relationships and love,
1067
01:01:55,450 --> 01:01:57,757
why don"t we talk
about the Abaddon disciples
1068
01:01:57,801 --> 01:02:00,151
and how fucking cool
it would be to live forever?
1069
01:02:00,194 --> 01:02:01,781
It would not be cool
to live forever, Tyler.
1070
01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:03,023
What are you talking about?
1071
01:02:03,067 --> 01:02:05,722
Dying is like
the scariest thing in the world.
1072
01:02:05,765 --> 01:02:08,289
Tyler, I embrace it.
1073
01:02:08,333 --> 01:02:10,596
I"m not scared of it.
1074
01:02:10,639 --> 01:02:12,511
I know it will come my way
eventually.
1075
01:02:12,554 --> 01:02:13,923
And let me tell you something,
when it does,
1076
01:02:13,947 --> 01:02:16,123
I"m not gonna go out
like some bitch.
1077
01:02:16,167 --> 01:02:18,256
I ain"t going out with old age.
1078
01:02:18,299 --> 01:02:19,823
I ain"t going out with syphilis.
1079
01:02:19,866 --> 01:02:23,304
I saw how that shit works
over on the islands.
1080
01:02:23,348 --> 01:02:24,804
I"m gonna have
my goddamn head bashed in.
1081
01:02:24,828 --> 01:02:26,655
I"m gonna have my guts
ripped out, Tyler.
1082
01:02:26,699 --> 01:02:29,571
That"s how I'm going out.
1083
01:02:29,615 --> 01:02:32,139
Mm, "kay, well, not me.
1084
01:02:32,183 --> 01:02:34,576
I"ll take never dying.
1085
01:02:34,620 --> 01:02:36,927
Well, guess what, Tyler,
if you never died,
1086
01:02:36,970 --> 01:02:38,667
pretty soon
you would find yourself
1087
01:02:38,711 --> 01:02:41,845
in a habitation pod on Mars
masturbating relentlessly
1088
01:02:41,888 --> 01:02:43,803
because you got
nothing better to do.
1089
01:02:43,847 --> 01:02:45,587
Could be worse.
1090
01:03:16,488 --> 01:03:19,665
My Jackie Bear"s humble abode.
1091
01:03:19,708 --> 01:03:23,016
She"s gonna be so pumped
to see me.
1092
01:03:33,157 --> 01:03:35,072
Jackie Bear?
1093
01:03:37,639 --> 01:03:39,903
Jackie Bear...
1094
01:03:42,035 --> 01:03:43,820
Oh, shit!
1095
01:03:45,343 --> 01:03:47,040
You"re so beautiful.
1096
01:03:47,084 --> 01:03:49,738
- Ugh.
- You"re so beautiful.
1097
01:03:49,782 --> 01:03:51,020
I love what you did
with your hair.
1098
01:03:51,044 --> 01:03:52,176
I love what you"re wearing.
1099
01:03:52,219 --> 01:03:53,612
God.
1100
01:03:53,655 --> 01:03:55,614
I have missed you so much.
1101
01:03:55,657 --> 01:03:57,355
I really have.
1102
01:03:57,398 --> 01:03:58,878
I"m so happy to see you.
1103
01:03:58,922 --> 01:04:01,446
- Really?
- I am.
1104
01:04:01,489 --> 01:04:03,056
What do you want?
1105
01:04:03,100 --> 01:04:05,493
I would like to be
part of your life again.
1106
01:04:05,537 --> 01:04:06,799
I love this.
1107
01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:09,062
I love your little
shitty trailer.
1108
01:04:09,106 --> 01:04:11,151
I love... I love it, okay?
1109
01:04:11,195 --> 01:04:13,545
It just...
1110
01:04:13,588 --> 01:04:15,373
It feels like a home.
1111
01:04:15,416 --> 01:04:17,810
I"m not gonna lie,
it makes it really hard for me
1112
01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:19,029
to look at you right now,
1113
01:04:19,072 --> 01:04:21,031
realizing I left
such a beautiful woman.
1114
01:04:21,074 --> 01:04:22,989
- Hm.
- Yes.
1115
01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:25,731
So my intelligence
or my knack for rocks
1116
01:04:25,774 --> 01:04:27,385
or any of my degrees
doesn"t matter?
1117
01:04:27,428 --> 01:04:29,082
It"s just my boobs?
1118
01:04:30,605 --> 01:04:32,869
Ah, it"s...
1119
01:04:32,912 --> 01:04:34,914
all of it.
1120
01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:36,350
And...
1121
01:04:36,394 --> 01:04:41,225
And I"ve always loved you,
and I"m sorry, okay?
1122
01:04:41,268 --> 01:04:42,855
He did say great things
about you in the car.
1123
01:04:42,879 --> 01:04:44,141
Really?
1124
01:04:44,184 --> 01:04:46,056
Tyler, has he told you
some stories?
1125
01:04:46,099 --> 01:04:47,405
Some good ones.
1126
01:04:47,448 --> 01:04:50,408
There was that one time
in Mexico, remember,
1127
01:04:50,451 --> 01:04:52,671
when you ended up
running around bare-ass
1128
01:04:52,714 --> 01:04:54,629
with a bottle of tequila
hanging out of it?
1129
01:04:54,673 --> 01:04:55,804
Hey.
1130
01:04:55,848 --> 01:04:58,285
It was really, really beautiful.
1131
01:04:58,329 --> 01:05:01,767
Why don"t you tell Tyler about
the whiskey bottle up there?
1132
01:05:01,810 --> 01:05:03,595
You mean tequila bottle.
1133
01:05:03,638 --> 01:05:05,945
Cheers to that.
1134
01:05:05,989 --> 01:05:07,947
- Come on.
- There"s the door. Go.
1135
01:05:07,991 --> 01:05:09,949
Baby, there"s something
really good here.
1136
01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:13,344
And I love you,
1137
01:05:13,387 --> 01:05:17,000
and I"ve always loved you,
and I"m sorry, okay?
1138
01:05:17,043 --> 01:05:18,392
What would change?
1139
01:05:18,436 --> 01:05:20,786
Everything would change.
1140
01:05:20,829 --> 01:05:21,961
Everything.
1141
01:05:22,005 --> 01:05:24,485
Everything.
I would pick you first.
1142
01:05:24,529 --> 01:05:26,661
Okay, I would never pick
my work over you.
1143
01:05:26,705 --> 01:05:28,533
I would always do
what you want to do.
1144
01:05:28,576 --> 01:05:29,969
We would chase your dreams.
1145
01:05:30,013 --> 01:05:31,294
And, I mean, what do you want
to change?
1146
01:05:31,318 --> 01:05:32,450
What else?
1147
01:05:32,493 --> 01:05:33,538
You would be first.
1148
01:05:33,581 --> 01:05:35,148
It would be Jackie Bear first.
1149
01:05:35,192 --> 01:05:36,976
That would be
the Rob Regis policy,
1150
01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:38,978
Jackie Bear first.
1151
01:05:39,022 --> 01:05:40,762
And I wore
your favorite bolo tie.
1152
01:05:40,806 --> 01:05:42,373
- Yeah.
- Okay?
1153
01:05:42,416 --> 01:05:47,030
And... and on top of that,
I think I found something.
1154
01:05:47,073 --> 01:05:49,771
I really did.
1155
01:05:49,815 --> 01:05:51,817
I did! I really think I did.
1156
01:05:51,860 --> 01:05:53,688
- I brought a camera crew even.
- Yeah, mm-hm.
1157
01:05:53,732 --> 01:05:55,299
I brought this here
for you to look at
1158
01:05:55,342 --> 01:05:57,388
because I think
you"re gonna find it exciting.
1159
01:05:57,431 --> 01:06:00,304
So, that"s why you're here.
1160
01:06:00,347 --> 01:06:04,612
No. I mean, it"s a byproduct
of why I"m here.
1161
01:06:04,656 --> 01:06:06,658
Now...
1162
01:06:09,269 --> 01:06:11,097
Take a look.
1163
01:06:14,753 --> 01:06:18,626
Is it another rock
from a pet store?
1164
01:06:18,670 --> 01:06:20,237
No.
1165
01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:25,111
I look at this,
you sign the papers?
1166
01:06:25,155 --> 01:06:27,331
Done.
1167
01:06:27,374 --> 01:06:29,246
Okay.
1168
01:06:36,122 --> 01:06:40,474
Well, it"s shiny,
that"s for sure.
1169
01:06:40,518 --> 01:06:41,780
It"s...
1170
01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:45,218
It"s...
1171
01:06:52,399 --> 01:06:54,097
Um...
1172
01:06:55,837 --> 01:06:58,318
Where did you get this?
1173
01:06:58,362 --> 01:07:01,234
Do you think it"s Old Testament?
1174
01:07:01,278 --> 01:07:04,716
Why would you
specifically ask that?
1175
01:07:06,587 --> 01:07:07,738
Because I think it might belong
1176
01:07:07,762 --> 01:07:10,330
to one of the disciples
of Abaddon.
1177
01:07:12,245 --> 01:07:15,509
I know it"s crazy,
it might not even exist.
1178
01:07:15,553 --> 01:07:18,643
But I really think
I"m on to something here.
1179
01:07:20,123 --> 01:07:22,560
Is it possible?
1180
01:07:24,475 --> 01:07:26,694
It is possible,
1181
01:07:26,738 --> 01:07:30,742
but what you are chasing
might as well be Bigfoot.
1182
01:07:30,785 --> 01:07:32,545
They don"t exist.
It"s the Loch Ness Monster.
1183
01:07:32,570 --> 01:07:34,069
How did you get your hands
on something like this?
1184
01:07:34,093 --> 01:07:36,139
Oh my gosh, you really think
I got something?
1185
01:07:36,182 --> 01:07:40,795
I do. I... I overwhelmingly do,
but I am shocked
1186
01:07:40,839 --> 01:07:41,990
that you would have
such a thing.
1187
01:07:42,014 --> 01:07:43,624
Yes, Tyler, you hear that?
1188
01:07:43,668 --> 01:07:45,278
Okay, baby, number one,
1189
01:07:45,322 --> 01:07:46,932
I will never sign
my divorce papers,
1190
01:07:46,975 --> 01:07:48,455
absolutely not,
because I love you.
1191
01:07:48,499 --> 01:07:50,979
I"m coming back for you
after I check this out.
1192
01:07:51,023 --> 01:07:52,720
Mwah! Tyler, let"s go!
1193
01:07:52,764 --> 01:07:55,158
Grab my hat.
1194
01:07:55,201 --> 01:07:58,117
Tyler...
1195
01:08:02,165 --> 01:08:05,342
Sometimes, you go looking
for something,
1196
01:08:05,385 --> 01:08:08,040
something your heart aches for
1197
01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:11,087
and dreams guide us to.
1198
01:08:11,130 --> 01:08:13,176
The search could take years,
1199
01:08:13,219 --> 01:08:16,135
all in pursuit
of this one specific thing
1200
01:08:16,179 --> 01:08:19,399
that we feel matters
more than anything.
1201
01:08:19,443 --> 01:08:22,576
And after all that searching
and exploring,
1202
01:08:22,620 --> 01:08:25,275
you find something else,
1203
01:08:25,318 --> 01:08:28,887
and that something else
is incredible,
1204
01:08:28,930 --> 01:08:30,802
way more special than
what the original thing
1205
01:08:30,845 --> 01:08:33,631
you were looking for was.
1206
01:08:33,674 --> 01:08:35,720
That"s what happened to me.
1207
01:08:35,763 --> 01:08:39,376
And I was in pursuit
of something incredible,
1208
01:08:39,419 --> 01:08:43,380
a rare gemstone hidden
in an ancient Macedonian temple
1209
01:08:43,423 --> 01:08:47,210
tucked away in a little corner
of the world.
1210
01:08:47,253 --> 01:08:50,430
Instead, I found him.
1211
01:08:51,953 --> 01:08:54,173
And he was special.
1212
01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:57,089
Is...
1213
01:08:57,133 --> 01:09:00,745
that the tequila bottle?
1214
01:09:35,997 --> 01:09:37,216
Babe.
1215
01:09:38,565 --> 01:09:40,915
- Babe.
- What?
1216
01:09:40,959 --> 01:09:42,047
I hear something.
1217
01:09:42,090 --> 01:09:44,397
It"s fucking scary.
1218
01:09:44,441 --> 01:09:47,966
Something scary
is always happening to you.
1219
01:10:04,504 --> 01:10:06,680
- Babe.
- I will punch you in the face.
1220
01:10:06,724 --> 01:10:09,944
Seriously, babe,
there"s something in the house.
1221
01:11:34,899 --> 01:11:36,727
What"s your spirit animal, kid?
1222
01:11:36,770 --> 01:11:39,382
Uh...
1223
01:11:39,425 --> 01:11:41,558
Giraffe maybe?
1224
01:11:41,601 --> 01:11:43,255
No, wrong.
1225
01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:44,691
Why, what do you think?
1226
01:11:44,735 --> 01:11:46,190
You already know
what my spirit animal is?
1227
01:11:46,214 --> 01:11:48,391
I know exactly
what your spirit animal is.
1228
01:11:48,434 --> 01:11:50,393
- What?
- You"re a doe.
1229
01:11:50,436 --> 01:11:52,569
- A doe?
- Yeah.
1230
01:11:52,612 --> 01:11:54,658
That"s what you are.
1231
01:11:54,701 --> 01:11:56,070
- What are you?
- You know what I am?
1232
01:11:56,094 --> 01:11:57,530
- Yeah, what?
- I"m a hybrid.
1233
01:11:57,574 --> 01:11:59,706
- What?
- I"m a wolf
1234
01:11:59,750 --> 01:12:02,056
combined with a boar.
1235
01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:04,755
That is me. Wolf boar.
1236
01:12:09,281 --> 01:12:12,153
All right, wolf boar,
1237
01:12:12,197 --> 01:12:14,504
what"s the deal
with this last ritual?
1238
01:12:14,547 --> 01:12:19,639
So this is the last
and most important ritual.
1239
01:12:19,683 --> 01:12:24,209
It"s the ritual where Abaddon
allegedly materializes
1240
01:12:24,252 --> 01:12:28,300
and gives immortality
to cult members.
1241
01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:31,521
Until they perform this
all over,
1242
01:12:31,564 --> 01:12:34,524
legend is the cult,
including the newest member
1243
01:12:34,567 --> 01:12:37,831
that was just recruited,
sacrifices someone
1244
01:12:37,875 --> 01:12:41,835
tearing apart their flesh,
and then consumed with evil,
1245
01:12:41,879 --> 01:12:46,884
Abaddon gains the power
that keeps the spirit alive.
1246
01:12:50,278 --> 01:12:52,106
Speaking of spirits,
1247
01:12:52,150 --> 01:12:54,674
did you really have a bottle
stuck up your ass?
1248
01:12:54,718 --> 01:12:57,155
Hm.
1249
01:12:57,198 --> 01:12:58,983
Uh...
1250
01:13:00,593 --> 01:13:03,204
- How"d that happen?
- No.
1251
01:13:03,248 --> 01:13:05,119
No, I didn"t.
1252
01:13:05,163 --> 01:13:07,644
Why would she make that up?
1253
01:13:10,124 --> 01:13:12,083
Look how nice it is out.
1254
01:13:14,477 --> 01:13:15,584
- It"s a beauty.
- All right,
1255
01:13:15,608 --> 01:13:16,783
let"s change the subject.
1256
01:13:16,827 --> 01:13:19,438
Nature.
1257
01:13:29,492 --> 01:13:31,842
Perfect place for a cult.
1258
01:13:31,885 --> 01:13:34,148
Let"s go.
1259
01:13:34,192 --> 01:13:35,323
Hold on, Rob.
1260
01:13:35,367 --> 01:13:37,325
Give me a sec... Rob,
give me a second.
1261
01:13:37,369 --> 01:13:40,111
I got to fix my camera,
it"s acting funny.
1262
01:14:09,096 --> 01:14:10,620
Rob...
1263
01:14:14,014 --> 01:14:15,102
Hold on.
1264
01:14:15,146 --> 01:14:16,974
Really tough to walk here.
1265
01:14:17,017 --> 01:14:20,107
Here, give me your hand.
1266
01:14:24,198 --> 01:14:25,243
Are you rolling?
1267
01:14:25,286 --> 01:14:26,853
I"m always rolling.
1268
01:14:26,897 --> 01:14:29,726
How far in do you think it is?
1269
01:14:32,642 --> 01:14:35,035
I don"t know.
1270
01:15:06,893 --> 01:15:08,460
Oh.
1271
01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:10,114
Oh, kid.
1272
01:15:10,157 --> 01:15:12,333
Kid, I need to borrow
your inhaler.
1273
01:15:12,377 --> 01:15:15,075
I don"t have an inhaler.
1274
01:15:15,119 --> 01:15:16,642
Really?
1275
01:15:16,686 --> 01:15:19,863
You look like someone
who would have an inhaler.
1276
01:15:21,691 --> 01:15:23,475
Okay.
1277
01:15:39,622 --> 01:15:41,580
Did you hear that?
1278
01:15:52,286 --> 01:15:55,551
Do you think they came this way?
1279
01:16:00,381 --> 01:16:01,818
Don"t know.
1280
01:16:01,861 --> 01:16:03,384
Maybe not.
1281
01:16:10,174 --> 01:16:12,655
Did you hear that?
1282
01:16:23,622 --> 01:16:25,319
You hear that?
1283
01:16:30,629 --> 01:16:32,849
Under the bridge now.
1284
01:16:44,425 --> 01:16:46,297
I don"t think anyone's there.
1285
01:16:46,340 --> 01:16:47,254
Get down.
1286
01:16:47,298 --> 01:16:50,040
Get back in here.
1287
01:17:50,970 --> 01:17:53,669
We were looking for them,
but they found us.
1288
01:17:53,712 --> 01:17:55,888
Come on, kid.
1289
01:18:05,724 --> 01:18:10,033
Uh, Rob, what are
these creepy graves?
1290
01:18:11,382 --> 01:18:14,733
I think it"s for the sacrificed.
1291
01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:17,046
Is that an Abaddon footprint?
1292
01:21:17,089 --> 01:21:18,917
No. Scarier.
1293
01:21:18,961 --> 01:21:21,137
Mountain lion.
1294
01:21:38,937 --> 01:21:42,201
See this? These fuckers put
their symbol on everything.
1295
01:21:42,245 --> 01:21:43,637
We"re going the right way, kid.
1296
01:22:17,019 --> 01:22:19,108
All right, kid.
1297
01:22:20,457 --> 01:22:23,112
Set the camera down
for a second.
1298
01:22:25,114 --> 01:22:26,115
And take my jacket.
1299
01:22:26,158 --> 01:22:28,291
Don"t mess this up.
1300
01:22:28,334 --> 01:22:29,640
It"s my prized possession.
1301
01:22:29,683 --> 01:22:31,337
I want an epic shot
of both of us
1302
01:22:31,381 --> 01:22:32,904
right before we catch
this last ritual
1303
01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:34,732
and blow this story open.
1304
01:22:34,775 --> 01:22:36,231
You look great in that shirt,
by the way.
1305
01:22:36,255 --> 01:22:39,476
Yeah, thanks
for getting it for me.
1306
01:22:42,479 --> 01:22:44,022
Yeah, I think they"re
over in that direction.
1307
01:22:44,046 --> 01:22:46,396
Kidney punch.
1308
01:22:46,439 --> 01:22:48,528
Thanks for teaching me that,
Rob.
1309
01:23:13,249 --> 01:23:14,946
Rob, Rob...
1310
01:23:14,990 --> 01:23:17,514
Rise and shine, buddy.
1311
01:23:21,648 --> 01:23:24,086
Why, Tyler?
1312
01:23:24,129 --> 01:23:27,306
I told you I"d do anything
for immortality.
1313
01:23:27,350 --> 01:23:29,787
I wasn"t joking.
1314
01:23:31,571 --> 01:23:32,964
Don"t worry.
1315
01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:34,879
Every hundred years,
1316
01:23:34,922 --> 01:23:38,839
I"ll watch this movie we made
and think of you.
1317
01:23:40,493 --> 01:23:42,713
Ow, pricker.
1318
01:23:42,756 --> 01:23:44,671
Say hi to Abaddon for me.
1319
01:23:46,108 --> 01:23:47,761
Tyler?
1320
01:23:49,459 --> 01:23:50,721
What?
1321
01:23:52,114 --> 01:23:54,246
Any last words?
1322
01:23:59,121 --> 01:24:01,819
Tell my wife I love her...
1323
01:24:03,995 --> 01:24:07,129
and I"m sorry about Mexico.
1324
01:24:29,281 --> 01:24:32,110
Do I believe in that
black magic hoodoo?
1325
01:24:32,154 --> 01:24:35,157
No, absolutely not.
1326
01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:39,509
But when I catch them,
and I fucking will,
1327
01:24:39,552 --> 01:24:41,554
my name will become legend.
1328
01:24:41,598 --> 01:24:44,122
Robert fucking Regis.
1329
01:24:57,875 --> 01:24:59,268
Cool story, right?
1330
01:24:59,311 --> 01:25:01,661
Crazy ending.
1331
01:25:01,705 --> 01:25:03,620
And to think I made it all up.
1332
01:25:03,663 --> 01:25:06,101
None of that was true.
1333
01:25:06,144 --> 01:25:07,841
Also, you like the necklace?
1334
01:25:07,885 --> 01:25:09,408
I do too.
1335
01:25:09,452 --> 01:25:10,844
I stole it from this tr...
1336
01:25:10,888 --> 01:25:14,979
I mean, bought it
from a necklace store.
1337
01:25:15,022 --> 01:25:18,330
Anyhow, I"ll see you
in the future.
92065
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