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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:15,148 Leaving this to come see you. 3 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:17,574 And I can't wait. 4 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:38,889 Whew! 5 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,981 Taxi! Over here. 6 00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:58,743 Taxi! 7 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:01,318 Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. 8 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,528 Excuse me. Excuse me. 9 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:26,638 - Gilpin! - Aah! 10 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:29,597 You still on the toothpaste? Are you on your phone? 11 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:32,398 I'm just... I'm going home for the holidays tonight, so... 12 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:35,523 Does it look like tonight to you? Because to me, it looks like today. 13 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:39,106 - Finish the toothpaste. - Okay. Sorry. 14 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,804 Dad, we're home! 15 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,479 I'm in the kitchen! 16 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,274 Jan, Spencer! 17 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,851 In the kitchen! 18 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:02,564 Dad, are you on a ladder? 19 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:03,944 - What are you doing? - Grandpa. 20 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:05,491 - What's it look like? - Get down. 21 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:06,910 I'm changing your light bulb. 22 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:09,183 I leave you alone for 10 minutes, you're climbing ladders? 23 00:04:09,207 --> 00:04:12,825 - I don't think you should be doing that. - What? Think I can't change a light bulb? 24 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,284 - Okay. - There. 25 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,880 - No, no, no. I got it. I'm fine. - Okay. 26 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:21,424 Hey, kiddo. 27 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,003 Hey, how's New York City? 28 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,842 - It's great. - How's school? 29 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:29,595 It's okay. How you doing? 30 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:32,151 I'm terrific. I don't even know what I'm doing here. 31 00:04:32,163 --> 00:04:33,846 You're recovering from hip surgery. 32 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:37,649 - Meh! I'll be out of here in no time. - It's not a prison. 33 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:40,352 I want to get back to my apartment. Is that so terrible? 34 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,563 Your apartment? Yes, it's terrible. 35 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:44,193 Is it really cold in here? 36 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:47,401 Yeah, the downstairs heater isn't working. The guy's coming in the morning. 37 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:49,578 It's like a goddamn icebox. 38 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:51,992 Did you ever call Milo? 39 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,698 - What? No. - Dad. 40 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,035 He's called five times. Would you just call him back? 41 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,666 I'm not calling him back because I don't wanna talk to him. 42 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:01,836 Come on, I'll help you with your bags. 43 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,545 Oh, you're staying in here. 44 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,050 We're roommates. 45 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:11,509 Yeah. I could just stay downstairs on the couch. 46 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,719 What? Don't be ridiculous. If you want, yeah. 47 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:17,557 It's a couple weeks. It's gonna be fine. Come on in. Make yourself comfortable. 48 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,892 Oh! You're gonna... 49 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,151 On! 50 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:25,150 - You okay? - Don't tell your mother! 51 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,533 This goes there. 52 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,281 There. 53 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:31,782 That's in there. 54 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:37,330 All right, let's try it. All right, so there's that. 55 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,206 There's this. There's this. 56 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:42,460 The blue light, the red, the green light. 57 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,503 Oh, look at you two. How sweet is this? 58 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:50,885 Okay, I have to leave for work before either of you gets up. 59 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,762 But the heater guy's coming in the morning. 60 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:55,202 I think I'm gonna meet my friends for brunch at 10. 61 00:05:55,214 --> 00:05:56,933 That'll be nice. Where are you going? 62 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,604 Um... 63 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,853 - Nora's. - What are you going there for? 64 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:03,310 All the restaurants in Brantford, you gotta go to that one? 65 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:05,316 I didn't pick. “What difference does it make? 66 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,022 It's been years, okay? 67 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:09,417 I love you, honey. I'm so glad you're HOME. 68 00:06:09,429 --> 00:06:10,484 Love you too, mom. 69 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:19,709 Getting old sucks. Don't let anybody tell you any different. 70 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:22,954 You still got that little girlfriend? 71 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:24,800 No. 72 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:27,667 We're not together anymore. 73 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:28,968 I don't think. 74 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:30,928 Was it her or you? 75 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:35,559 - It's complicated. - Try me. We'll see if I can understand. 76 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:39,763 Well, when we first got together, 77 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,234 we were... 78 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:47,817 Sort of different people than we are now. 79 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,699 I mean, last year was... 80 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:53,572 Amazing. 81 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,574 I was a senior in high school. 82 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,280 I had a girlfriend. 83 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:01,790 Like, I finally figured out who I was or something. 84 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:02,915 Mm... 85 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,331 I wish I could just feel like that again, I guess. 86 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:13,513 I don't know. Long-distance relationships are hard. 87 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:17,138 I mean, I know everybody says that, but turns out it's true. 88 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:21,897 Can I give you a little advice? Listen to me. 89 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:25,025 Every single day on every single subway car, 90 00:07:25,037 --> 00:07:27,819 there's lots of ladies in New York City. 91 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:32,570 And one in five of them, I would marry, no questions asked. 92 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,868 This is the best time of your life. 93 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,829 - It is? - Yes, it is. 94 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,908 So pull it together! Because it doesn't get any better than this. 95 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:43,288 It's all downhill from here. 96 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,007 Bravestone. 97 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:36,190 - Yay, yay, yay! Hey. - Oh, gosh, how are you? 98 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:39,151 - Oh, my god, you look amazing. - Thank you. 99 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,610 Ho, ho, ho... 100 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,411 - Fridge. - Fridge! 101 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:43,909 Come here. 102 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,457 So we were building houses for two months, 103 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:51,546 and then on the way home, we stopped in Costa Rica, which was also amazing. 104 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,919 That is so awesome. I am so happy for you. 105 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,125 That is so cool. 106 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:58,761 So, "m," that's what we're supposed to call you now? 107 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:02,841 You don't have to. It's just a nickname. One of my college friends gave me that. 108 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,268 You don't have to call me that if you don't want to. 109 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,437 M. I love it. It's so hot. 110 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:11,483 - Okay. - But you and Spencer, you're still not...? 111 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:15,107 Yeah. No. We're... we're still, like, taking a break. 112 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,274 Where is he, by the way? 113 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:40,177 Oh, Christ. 114 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:42,597 What do you want, Milo? 115 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,424 Nice to see you too. 116 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:50,184 Yes, I'd love to come in for a cup of coffee. 117 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,811 Thanks for asking. 118 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,105 You mind if I make some eggs? 119 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,863 Do whatever you want. I don't care. Just hurry up. I don't have all day. 120 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:04,239 You going somewhere? 121 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:08,994 Have, um...? 122 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:13,454 Have you been in touch with Spencer much? 123 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:14,548 Yeah... 124 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,551 You know what? 125 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,009 Not really, actually. 126 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:23,588 I text him a lot, but he doesn't always text me back. 127 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,803 - I know. - It's just... 128 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:28,806 I've been crazed lately with, you know, classes and practices, 129 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,512 and I got games on the weekends. 130 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,313 Yeah. Totally. Totally. 131 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:37,610 I've just... I've been... I've been a little worried about him. 132 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:44,201 Okay, look, where...? Where is this guy? For real. 133 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,166 Good? 134 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:50,990 Meh. 135 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,666 What do you mean, "meh"? 136 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:53,754 Meh! 137 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,453 What do you want already? 138 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:59,382 You've been calling and calling. You show up out of the blue after 15 years. 139 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:02,176 Why? Because you wanna make some eggs”? 140 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,183 You remember when we first opened, 141 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:12,433 we had that little dishwasher, Morris? 142 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,848 Yeah, of course I remember Morris. 143 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,899 Worked the dinner shift. 144 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,819 Six days a week, 2 in the morning most nights. 145 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,152 - The dishwasher. - Little Morris. 146 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:27,740 Hm... he wouldn't even touch those saucepans until he was done 147 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:32,039 with every single utensil in the bin. 148 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,501 Yeah... the man knew his craft. 149 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,954 Little Morris. 150 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,213 Well, get... 151 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:47,764 Just get to it, would you? I mean, it's always the scenic route with you. 152 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,592 I know what you want, you want to apologize. 153 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:53,429 And I hate to tell you, I'm not interested. 154 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,814 You think I'm supposed to apologize to you? 155 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:58,902 Oh, heater guy. 156 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,942 - Grandpa Eddie? - Anthony? 157 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,148 Yes, sir, it's me. 158 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,983 Anthony! 159 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,284 How are you? 160 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,157 Come on in. Come on in. 161 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,788 - How you doing? - Oh, getting old sucks. 162 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,828 Don't ever let anybody tell you any different. 163 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:18,494 Ha, ha. 164 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:22,582 Oh, this is Martha and Bethany. This is Spencer's grandfather, Eddie. 165 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,463 Martha? You're the little girlfriend. 166 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:25,968 Uh... 167 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,761 - Morning! - Morning, sir. 168 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,464 Sorry to barge in on you. 169 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,845 You're not barging. He's barging. 170 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,051 Milo Walker. 171 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,526 Wait, Milo? Like... like Milo and Eddie's. 172 00:13:36,538 --> 00:13:37,889 Pleased to meet you. 173 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,600 Man, my dad said you guys had the best restaurant in town. 174 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:43,402 We were just there. Well, it's called Nora's now. 175 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:48,821 Nora's. It's barely even a restaurant. It's more like a breakfast place now. 176 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,226 Were you with Spencer? 177 00:13:52,238 --> 00:13:55,077 No, we came here looking for him, actually. 178 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,248 You all hungry? 179 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,372 - Eggs on the griddle. - Might have to take a look. 180 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,408 Hey, man, you can do more than take a look at it. 181 00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:03,214 All right, all right. My man. 182 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,880 Oh! 183 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:10,088 - Do you need a hand? - Do I look like I need a hand? 184 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:16,897 Martha? 185 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,069 Hey. 186 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:24,988 Where is he? 187 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,536 Do you hear that? Yes. 188 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,997 You hear something? 189 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,334 It's probably the heater, it's broken. 190 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,972 How did it even get here? 191 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,800 I don't know. 192 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:59,683 Maybe he... I don't know, maybe he went back for it or something? 193 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:04,066 Is he trying to fix it? 194 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,735 Why would anyone try to fix that thing? 195 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,484 I don't know. 196 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,657 I don't know. Maybe he went to buy parts or something? 197 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,655 Okay, I'm calling him again. 198 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,783 I'm sure everything's... fine. 199 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,180 Fourteen texts and four missed calls. 200 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,014 I don't think he went out. 201 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,027 I think... 202 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:48,982 I think he went back in. 203 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:54,071 - No, no, no. - What? No. Why...? 204 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,653 - Come on. Remember what it was like? - Why would he do that? 205 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,784 - I got eaten by a fricking hippo! - I got killed by a piece of cake! 206 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:00,876 Guys, guys. 207 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,284 How is he gonna get out? 208 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,787 Uh... 209 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,168 He's gotta take the... The green Jewel. 210 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,671 And stick it back in the statue thing. 211 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:11,921 By himself? 212 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,609 We gotta go get him. 213 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,152 Are you crazy? 214 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,446 - I'm coming with you. - Are you out of your minds? 215 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:35,320 We can do this. We've been there. We know what to expect. 216 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,099 I gotta stop hanging out with white people. 217 00:16:37,111 --> 00:16:38,849 I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. 218 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:43,037 - She's right. We played before and we won. - We barely survived! 219 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,617 You know he would do it for you. 220 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,005 For any of us. 221 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,838 Be careful. It looks pretty busted. 222 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:00,508 - Ah! - Oh! 223 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,144 Welcome to jumaniji. 224 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,690 What...? We haven't even picked our guys yet! 225 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,528 What? 226 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:14,439 Okay, okay. Here we go. Oh, I hate this part. All right. Okay. 227 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,402 This is not happening! 228 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,085 You guys? 229 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:33,510 No! 230 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:36,930 Aah! 231 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,488 Am I...? 232 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,155 Is it...? I can't believe... 233 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,201 Oh... 234 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,234 Ooh, oh. 235 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,408 Oh, it's her. 236 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,499 I'm her. 237 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,130 Spencer. 238 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,461 Spencer? 239 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,594 What in tarnation? 240 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,095 Where am I? 241 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,806 What the hell is this? 242 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,314 Oh, my god. 243 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,481 Eddie? 244 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:36,980 - Who the hell are you? - I'm Milo Walker. Who are you? 245 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,610 Milo? 246 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,408 What on earth? What...? 247 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:42,780 What the... Oh, my. 248 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:43,987 Wait a minute. 249 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,571 Oh, lord. 250 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,998 - This isn't happening. - Pardon me? 251 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:51,202 - Who are you? - You're Spencer's grandfather. 252 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,460 - Yeah, no kidding. - And you are Milo. 253 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:55,960 I certainly am. 254 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,259 I'm Martha, Spencer's... 255 00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,882 You're the little girlfriend? 256 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,640 Look out! “What? 257 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,391 Oh, lord. 258 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:10,142 - That hurt like a goddamn... - Bethany? 259 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,436 What? I'm not... 260 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,312 No. 261 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,863 No, no, no. 262 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,109 Yol 263 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:25,070 oh, no, no, no. This can't be happening! 264 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,164 Fridge? 265 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:29,745 Yes, I'm fridge, goddamn it! The hell, man? 266 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,283 Okay. 267 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,711 Okay, something went wrong. 268 00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:34,798 You think?! 269 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,126 Holy... 270 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,051 Wait. 271 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,595 If I'm... then you...? 272 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,473 Spencer? 273 00:19:44,485 --> 00:19:46,891 Why does everybody keep calling me Spencer? 274 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,717 No, that is grandpa Eddie. 275 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:51,555 And that, ha... is Milo. 276 00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,105 Pleased to meet you. 277 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,227 What?! 278 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,339 Then where's Bethany? And where's Spencer? 279 00:19:57,351 --> 00:19:58,569 I don't know! Okay? 280 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,942 The game, it didn't let us pick our avatars, so... 281 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,898 - Because it's busted! - Yeah, okay. 282 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,324 Are we dead? 283 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:07,154 You know, I was just wondering the same thing. 284 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:12,083 Did I die and turn into some kind of a small, muscular boy scout? 285 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,165 - We're not dead. - So then what's going on here? 286 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:21,046 Okay, this is gonna sound very strange, but we are in a video game called Jumanji, 287 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:25,756 and we are in the bodies of video game characters. 288 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,683 - And we've been here before, fridge and I. - Last time, I was you. 289 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:29,769 Mm. 290 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:30,725 Huh? 291 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,303 We're in a game! 292 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,559 We gotta find Spencer because he's in here too. 293 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,770 Spencer? Yes. 294 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,647 He's here? Yes. 295 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,353 Spencer, Eddie's grandson? 296 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,279 Yes. Spencer. 297 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,856 He's here too? 298 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,283 - Yes! - Yes! He's here, and we gotta find him. 299 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,782 So it's like a hide-and-go-seek situation. 300 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:50,905 I'm not "it." 301 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:52,459 Hm... 302 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,711 My hip feels pretty good now. 303 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,792 Oh, my joints feel like butter. 304 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,720 Oh, yeah, look at those. 305 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,423 Look at these. Look at what I got. 306 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:13,599 - Uh... we have some issues here. - You're telling me this? 307 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,395 I'm the old fat dude. 308 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:19,601 I came back, and things actually got worse. At least last time I was still black. 309 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,151 I ook at this little fella. 310 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,362 Hello there. 311 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,694 Mr. Walker, don't get too close to the water! 312 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,996 - Get away from there! - I'm sorry, what'd you say? 313 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,087 Hey! 314 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,172 Gget on out of here! 315 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:43,715 - Oh. - Oh... 316 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,169 - What just happened? - What the hell was that thing?! 317 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:54,765 Well, that there was a hippopotamus. 318 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,353 Mm-hm. 319 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,271 And they are awfully fast. 320 00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:01,101 Faster than a horse, if you can believe that. 321 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:04,733 And they've got an awful ferocious bite. 322 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,189 How about that? 323 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,775 You know, the funny thing is, I don't remember... 324 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:13,362 Knowing much about hippos until right now. 325 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:14,913 You're a zoologist. 326 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,742 - I'm sorry, what now? - Are we in Florida? 327 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:20,002 Just listen. 328 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,580 This is a dangerous place. 329 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:23,960 Crazy dangerous. 330 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:27,134 But Martha and I, we've been here before. We know what we're doing. 331 00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:30,429 You gotta stay alert all the time. 332 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:34,509 If I'm near water, I got one eye on the water, you hear me? 333 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:37,094 You got to have eyes in the back of your... 334 00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:43,517 Oh, god. 335 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:47,730 What in the Sam hill just happened to him? 336 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:56,664 - Shut the front door. - What the hell happened to you?! 337 00:22:58,836 --> 00:22:59,951 Damn! 338 00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:04,042 A plane? 339 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,050 What? 340 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:09,844 - Come on! Follow me! - Come on, let's go. Let's go. Follow us. 341 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,437 Welcome to Jumanji. 342 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,685 - Why is he in a plane? - I don't know. 343 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,858 Well, don't just stand there. Hop in! 344 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:31,862 Strap in. There's no time to spare. 345 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:40,117 Dr. Bravestone, famed archeologist and international explorer, 346 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,871 I'm so glad you've returned. 347 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,044 I've been so anxious for your arrival. 348 00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:46,205 You talking to me? Yes. 349 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:49,838 Once again, Jumanji is in great peril and only you can help. 350 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,887 Nigel, we're looking for our friend. Have you seen, like, anyone...? 351 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:56,181 Ruby roundhouse, killer of men, welcome to jumanii. 352 00:23:56,727 --> 00:24:00,436 - "Killer of men"? - Yeah, I... I kill guys. 353 00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:04,561 I'm so glad you've returned. I've been so anxious for your arrival. 354 00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:08,565 - What's with this fella”? - My dearest mouse, surely you remember me. 355 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,362 Nigel billingsly at your service. 356 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,940 Hey. Nigel, I thought that was you. 357 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,617 He's a... what is it called? 358 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:18,992 - Npc, a non-player character. - He's not a real person. 359 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:21,745 He only has, like, a limited number of things he can say. 360 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:24,497 Mm... my friend Carl is just like that. 361 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,203 Nigel, we're looking for someone. 362 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,260 Has anyone else arrived here in Jumanji... 7? 363 00:24:28,272 --> 00:24:29,506 Jumaniji is in great peril. 364 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:32,255 It's all detailed in the letter I sent you, Dr. Bravestone. 365 00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:33,927 Perhaps you should read it aloud. 366 00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:35,556 Grandpa Eddie. 367 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:37,510 Do you have a letter? 368 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:39,762 - Do I have a letter? - Check your pockets. 369 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:42,720 - Why would I have a letter? - Because Nigel wrote you a letter. 370 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,396 I didn't get a letter from this guy. 371 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:48,396 - But we are in a video game, and... - We're in a video game? 372 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:49,567 We're gonna die. 373 00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,611 We did die. Are we in hell? 374 00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:53,109 - I knew it. - Oh, my god. 375 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,691 It's all detailed in the letter I sent you, Dr. Bravestone. 376 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:58,198 - Perhaps you should read it aloud. - I don't have a letter! 377 00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:02,622 - How many times I gotta tell you that? - Oh, no, Eddie. It's in your hand. 378 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:05,747 Where did this come from? 379 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:08,955 You got to pay attention to what's in your hand. 380 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:10,539 Perhaps you should read it aloud. 381 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,511 Ahem... 382 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:15,218 "Dr. Bravestone, 383 00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:20,049 it is my solemn hope that this letter finds you, for again..." 384 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:23,848 Jumanji is in grave danger. We need your help at once. 385 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,806 - Whoa, whoa! What's going on here? - It's a cutscene. 386 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,437 It's how we find out the... I'll explain afterwards. 387 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,736 You see, our worst nightmare has come to pass, 388 00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:35,940 for Jurgen the brutal has returned. 389 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:39,277 Indeed, that most vicious jumanjian conqueror is back. 390 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:42,746 And he's brought with him his savage horde. 391 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:47,414 They descended from their fortress atop mount zhatmire 392 00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:50,416 and made their way south to the avian province, 393 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:54,295 home of the sacred falcon Jewel, 394 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,672 worn around the neck of the village elder. 395 00:25:56,764 --> 00:25:59,176 The falcon is the fertility Jewel of Jumanji, 396 00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:03,885 and it has been guarded by the people of the avian province for hundreds of years. 397 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:06,186 So long as the Jewel can see the sun, 398 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:09,436 the waters will flow and the land will flourish. 399 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:16,488 Aah! 400 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:17,985 Yeah! 401 00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:32,038 Many brave souls died that day, but Jurgen got what he came for. 402 00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:34,464 He stowed the Jewel in darkness, 403 00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:36,041 hidden from the sun. 404 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:49,809 A drought befell the land. 405 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:52,016 The crops dried out and died. 406 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:55,569 And if the Jewel is not returned soon, it may be too late. 407 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,732 Which is why we called for you and your brilliant associates. 408 00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:03,866 I understand the enormous weight that this must carry for you, Dr. Bravestone, 409 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,992 how this adventure is like no other, 410 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,162 since it was Jurgen the brutal 411 00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:11,244 who killed your parents. 412 00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:16,256 No, no, no! 413 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:19,425 Huh? 414 00:27:19,513 --> 00:27:21,299 He killed Dr. Bravestone's parents? 415 00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:23,722 Indeed, he did. When the doctor was just a boy. 416 00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:25,800 Oh, well, that's terrible. 417 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,350 I can't say this enough: 418 00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:28,847 We're in a video game. 419 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:33,148 You must recover the Jewel from Jurgen the brutal and show it to the sun. 420 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:36,022 He's making his way north across the desert now. 421 00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:38,980 Jurgen the brutal. Is that Barbara's boy? 422 00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:41,360 And remember, the goal is to recover the loot. 423 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,362 To wrest it from the hands of the brute. 424 00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:47,446 And if you wish to leave the game, you must save Jumanji and call out its name. 425 00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:48,621 Excuse me. 426 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,953 Who is Jumanji? 427 00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:54,502 Well, if I was listening correctly, that is her sister. 428 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:55,590 Here's your map. 429 00:27:57,718 --> 00:28:00,675 Find an oasis and follow the flame to the desert fruit. 430 00:28:00,687 --> 00:28:01,677 Huh? 431 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:05,096 I can't land here, so you're going to have to drop in. “What? 432 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:06,984 - No, no. Nigel... - I'll get as low as I can. 433 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,140 - Hold on. - Get ready. 434 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:08,987 What do you mean? 435 00:28:08,999 --> 00:28:11,179 We don't have parachutes. Shouldn't we have...? 436 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:13,013 - What the hell?! - Good luck. 437 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:15,144 The future of Jumanji is in your hands. 438 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:17,603 Why did we take a plane if there's nowhere to land? 439 00:28:17,615 --> 00:28:18,394 And go! 440 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:23,198 Nol. 441 00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:48,302 The hell, man?! 442 00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:00,603 Where are we? 443 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,358 Where's the jungle? 444 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:06,282 - What are we doing here?! - We've got to keep it together, okay? 445 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:07,860 "Keep it together"? Yes. 446 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:11,493 This is a whole new thing. Nobody said we'd have to do a whole new thing. 447 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:14,450 And by the way, what the hell happened to Bethany? 448 00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:25,176 Ugh...! 449 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,606 So, what part of new Hampshire is this exactly? 450 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:39,649 We're not in New Hampshire, Milo. 451 00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:42,853 That's right. Exactly. Not New Hampshire. You're starting to get it now? 452 00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:46,281 Nope. I don't have the foggiest clue what's going on here. 453 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:50,110 That guy kept calling me Dr. Braverman, which is the name of my orthopedist. 454 00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:53,705 What I'm thinking is, I just had another hip surgery and now I'm coming out of it. 455 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:55,293 Hey! 456 00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:57,121 Check this out! 457 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:03,916 Okay. 458 00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:05,547 We have to find Spencer. 459 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:08,344 In order to do that, I think we have to start playing the game. 460 00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:09,638 I'm sure that's what he did. 461 00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:13,934 We find him, we finish the game and we go home. 462 00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:16,478 Ed, you okay? 463 00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:18,184 Would you look at me? 464 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:20,724 I'm back. 465 00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:24,100 I mean, I haven't looked like this since... 466 00:30:24,112 --> 00:30:24,820 Never. 467 00:30:24,906 --> 00:30:27,022 You looked like this never. 468 00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:29,403 What? When I was younger, I was in great shape. 469 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:34,705 I remember you when you were younger, and this is not what you looked like. 470 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,873 I think my eyes are a different color. 471 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,827 All of you is a different color. 472 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:42,082 It's a good look on me, huh? 473 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,174 Huh? 474 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:45,590 Okay. They're headed north. 475 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,963 - Which way is north? - I have no idea. 476 00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:51,718 - Well, you wanna check the map? - Right. I'm the map guy now. 477 00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:55,801 "Find an oasis and follow the flame to the desert fruit." 478 00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:58,728 Follow the flame to the desert fruit. 479 00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:01,727 - You know there is nothing on that? - He can see it, you can't. 480 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:05,151 Each place on the map is a different level, and the levels get harder as we go. 481 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,279 This one is called... 482 00:31:08,742 --> 00:31:10,448 "Dunes." 483 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,196 No shit. 484 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:15,995 Who the hell is that? 485 00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:23,829 Oh... that's an ostrich. 486 00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:24,788 Oh, no. 487 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,795 Yes, indeed. 488 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:31,549 That is an ostrich. 489 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,632 The ostrich is a flightless bird, 490 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:37,012 one of 60 species. 491 00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:41,814 You got the penguin, you got the emu and you got the kiwi. 492 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:44,107 Funny thing is, I don't remember knowing... 493 00:31:44,194 --> 00:31:45,400 You're a zoologist. 494 00:31:45,487 --> 00:31:47,899 I was a zoologist last time. It's an important job. 495 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:50,230 Maybe if we could get through this a little quicker. 496 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:55,285 Well, another thing is, they can run up to 45 miles per hour, 497 00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:59,035 which makes them the world's fastest two-legged animal. 498 00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:00,582 Did you know that? 499 00:32:00,669 --> 00:32:02,125 Fascinating. 500 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:07,172 - What a magnificent creature. - We should get out of here. 501 00:32:08,802 --> 00:32:10,417 What else do you know about them? 502 00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:14,881 Well, here's another interesting fact, they have three stomachs. 503 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:16,135 How about that? 504 00:32:17,686 --> 00:32:20,678 Aah... come on. Beat it! 505 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,433 Don't get so close. 506 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:25,857 Just a bird, okay? Come on, get moving. Get out of here. 507 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,276 - Is there anything else we need to know? - Beat it, bird. 508 00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:30,695 Another interesting thing about the ostrich... 509 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,773 I said scram, you stupid bird! 510 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:34,950 - Is when threatened... - Get out of here! 511 00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:36,116 They attack. 512 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:39,033 - Whoa...! - Oh! Oh. 513 00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:40,489 Oh, my! 514 00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:44,659 Fddie! Eddie! 515 00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:47,288 Where's Eddie? Is he dead? 516 00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:48,246 No! Yes. 517 00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:50,002 Yes, he died, but he's fine. 518 00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:53,881 Did I just kill Eddie... 519 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,633 By talking too slow... 520 00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:58,928 Like he always said I would? 521 00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:08,312 Aah! 522 00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:12,980 Why does everybody keep dropping from the sky?! 523 00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:17,905 Nurse, I'm gonna need to see Dr. Braverman right now, please. 524 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,946 I'm not your nurse. Okay, listen. 525 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:24,866 These tattoos on our arms, that is your life count. 526 00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:26,743 We each have three lives. 527 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:29,329 You and fridge each have two left. 528 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:31,005 If you lose all three, 529 00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:33,799 listen to me, it is game over. 530 00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:38,005 - That's it. You're dead. - Dead like... "Kaputski"? 531 00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:39,464 Yes. 532 00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:40,765 Kaputski. 533 00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:47,142 What the hell is that? 534 00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:48,815 - That's not good. - I ook. 535 00:33:57,744 --> 00:34:00,986 Oh! There's one more thing about ostriches. 536 00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:02,081 Oh, no. 537 00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:03,280 Say it! 538 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,707 They travel in herds. 539 00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:12,330 We gotta get out of here! 540 00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:15,132 - Dune buggies, let's go! - Come on, come on! Shake a leg! 541 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:18,087 - Why am I so slow? - Haul ass, girl. Let's go! 542 00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:20,422 - Come on, come on, come on! - I'm coming, Eddie. Go. 543 00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:21,848 Do you see the key anywhere? 544 00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:22,898 Okay, how do I do this? 545 00:34:22,910 --> 00:34:25,095 I don't know. I've never driven one of these before! 546 00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:30,481 Maybe under the dash. 547 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:32,600 Green button! 548 00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:33,731 Green button. Go. 549 00:34:33,822 --> 00:34:35,107 Go, go, go! 550 00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:38,534 Go, go. 551 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:49,034 Oh, my god! 552 00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:03,058 Go. 553 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,926 You are a terrible driver. 554 00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:09,104 - What are you talking about? We're fine. - Nobody fine. You... 555 00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:10,851 Whoa! Whoa! 556 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,559 Oh, no. Aah! Aah! 557 00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:14,984 Oh, help! 558 00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:17,987 Hold on, Eddie. Please don't let go. 559 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:19,189 Aah! 560 00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:22,150 Oh, wow. Oh, help. 561 00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:28,828 Aah! 562 00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:30,283 Help. Eddie. 563 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,133 Beat it! 564 00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:38,458 Gget out of here! 565 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:43,807 I think we lost them. 566 00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:44,885 Yeah? Yeah. 567 00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:50,846 - Oh! - Aah! 568 00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:54,902 - Whoa! - Aah! 569 00:36:01,034 --> 00:36:02,774 Are you okay? Yeah. 570 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:04,568 Oh, god. 571 00:36:05,622 --> 00:36:06,907 Oh, no. 572 00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:14,331 - What do we do? - I don't know! 573 00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:20,549 Get in! Hurry! 574 00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:33,062 Ha! Suckers! 575 00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:41,480 - Eddie... - Uh-oh. 576 00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:50,374 Oh, dear. 577 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:53,544 What do we do? 578 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:55,914 What do we do?! 579 00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:01,507 What are you doing? 580 00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:04,927 - Birds, birds, birds! - Birds! 581 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:15,430 - What the hell, man?! - They're flightless birds. 582 00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:17,811 This is a flightless dune buggy! 583 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:24,988 No, no, no! 584 00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:27,949 - We're not gonna make it. - We're gonna make it. 585 00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:29,111 No, we're not! 586 00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:31,565 - I don't think we're gonna make fit. - We're gonna make it. 587 00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:39,336 We're not gonna make it. 588 00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:52,721 That was fantastic. 589 00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:55,853 Horrible driver. 590 00:37:57,317 --> 00:37:58,853 Yeah, you see that, birds? 591 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:02,026 You don't mess with the kid. Right there! 592 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,117 Did you see me? 593 00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:09,109 I was incredible. 594 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:12,028 I mean, I saved you, I saved you, 595 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:16,583 I saved this guy from a bird while I was driving a car. 596 00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:19,035 I was a machine. I was relentless. 597 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:22,915 - I was fearless. - Yes. Exactly. Fearless. 598 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:26,172 That's bravestone. Okay, check this out. 599 00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:29,720 Oh, goodness. 600 00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:33,884 - What the hell? - It's your strengths and weaknesses. 601 00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:38,642 I... I mean your avatar, Dr. Bravestone's strengths and weaknesses. 602 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,519 "Fearless," check. 603 00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:43,067 "Speed. Climbing. Boomerang"? 604 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,020 "Smoldering intensity"? 605 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:48,322 - It's this stupid face you make. - Huh? 606 00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:53,615 There it is. 607 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:57,791 Ew, ew, old man. Get it together. 608 00:38:57,877 --> 00:39:00,368 Eddie, you okay? You having a heart attack? 609 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,792 His whole left side is shutting down. Eddie, look at me! 610 00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:06,499 - Yeah? - There you go. Now you're back. 611 00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:10,053 "WEAKNESS: Switchblade." 612 00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:12,505 Switchblade? Hey, that's new. 613 00:39:12,642 --> 00:39:14,623 Bravestone didn't have any weaknesses last time. 614 00:39:14,635 --> 00:39:16,002 Yeah, bugged the hell out of me. 615 00:39:16,563 --> 00:39:17,678 I wonder if... 616 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:24,608 "Nunchucks"? 617 00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:25,526 That's new. 618 00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:26,817 Damn, that's a good list. 619 00:39:26,829 --> 00:39:28,901 Milo, push on your left, like, chest area. 620 00:39:29,826 --> 00:39:31,862 - I'm sorry, what? - Come on, man. 621 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,160 Hey! 622 00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:36,363 Oh, I got one too. What...? 623 00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,823 My. "Zoology." 624 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:41,953 That's what you were talking about earlier. 625 00:39:41,965 --> 00:39:43,962 Yes. Exactly. Your avatar is a zoologist. 626 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:49,133 You know, my nephew Maxwell is a veterinarian. What a fascinating... 627 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,506 - "Linguistics"? - I didn't have that last time. 628 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:53,930 - The study of languages. - Makes sense. 629 00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:57,180 He studies the entire language on his way to the point. 630 00:39:57,270 --> 00:40:00,433 Anyway, he's 32. Or is he 35? 631 00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:03,435 - Time does fly. - Okay, let's get it over with. 632 00:40:07,864 --> 00:40:09,445 You gotta be kidding me. 633 00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:11,898 Well, geometry is... 634 00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:13,449 Is new. Yeah. 635 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:15,652 Who wouldn't want to be better at geometry? 636 00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:18,033 And for weaknesses, "endurance." 637 00:40:18,124 --> 00:40:22,037 And what else? Let's see, "heat, sun and sand." 638 00:40:24,797 --> 00:40:26,003 Shouldn't be a problem. 639 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:29,924 It's not like we're in the middle of a goddamn desert or anything. 640 00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:32,627 What's the point of this guy? Who even needs this guy? 641 00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:36,010 - He can read the map. - Easy for you to say, you got nunchucks! 642 00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:39,343 I've been training four hours a day for six months. 643 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,223 Now look at me! 644 00:40:41,314 --> 00:40:43,851 Man, it is hot out here! 645 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:47,685 How is this guy a character in an adventure game? 646 00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:50,482 Okay, okay, okay. 647 00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:53,485 I just gotta get this guy in shape and build up some endurance. 648 00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:54,736 I know how to do that. 649 00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:56,442 Burpees. Five burpees, right now. 650 00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:57,777 Get it going! 651 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:02,494 - That's one. - One! 652 00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:10,920 - Oh, no. - Oh, yeah, come on! 653 00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:15,511 North is that way! 654 00:41:28,528 --> 00:41:29,768 You know, it's, uh... 655 00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:33,275 - It's really good to see you, ed. - I don't wanna hear it. 656 00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:35,823 You don't wanna hear that it's good to see you? 657 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:39,528 - You sold me out, Milo. - I did not sell you out. 658 00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:41,738 We sold our business. It was time. 659 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,199 - Yeah, time for who? - Well, it was time for me. 660 00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:49,163 Okay? Standing on my feet, serving a hundred plates a night for 35 years? 661 00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:50,463 I was done. 662 00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:53,082 I was ready, man. 663 00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:54,917 I was ready to retire. 664 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:56,298 I'm done talking! 665 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:12,898 "The oasis." 666 00:42:15,408 --> 00:42:17,194 I guess that's the next level. 667 00:42:19,662 --> 00:42:20,777 Huh? 668 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:24,155 The next level of the game. 669 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,660 We're in a game? 670 00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:28,994 Yes, grandpa Eddie, we are in a game. You can't be serious. 671 00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:30,498 Did you know about this? 672 00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:32,501 I thought you were done talking. 673 00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:46,427 - Bethany? - Yep. 674 00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:50,269 - My name's Bethany too. - Really? 675 00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:52,395 - Daddy, her name's Bethany too. - Hm? 676 00:42:57,450 --> 00:42:58,781 Sure is, sweetie. 677 00:42:59,827 --> 00:43:01,692 Can I talk to you for a minute? 678 00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:06,618 Sure, yeah. Uh, come in. 679 00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:10,376 I'm sorry, I just... I didn't know where else to go. 680 00:43:10,463 --> 00:43:12,249 No, no, no, it's okay. 681 00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:13,955 I'm glad you came. 682 00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:17,292 Do you think you can help me get the machine to start? 683 00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:22,263 That is so dangerous. 684 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:23,350 I know. 685 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:26,846 But I have to try. 686 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:30,273 They're my team. 687 00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:46,245 So, what exactly are we looking for again? 688 00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:48,243 We're looking for my grandson, genius. 689 00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:51,326 Okay, "follow the flame to the desert fruit." 690 00:43:54,549 --> 00:43:55,549 I ook. 691 00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:58,674 They're here. 692 00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:00,376 Hyenas. 693 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:03,178 Unusual for their bone-crushing teeth. 694 00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:08,061 Smoke stack. 695 00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:10,769 Where there's smoke... 696 00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:11,937 There's fire. 697 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:14,182 - Come on. - Mm. 698 00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:17,526 You call that a roll? 699 00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:20,400 - Not bad at all. - I'll bet you two more, fellas! 700 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:22,652 Drinks! Drinks over here! 701 00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:24,321 Another round here! 702 00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:26,368 Yeah! Yeah! 703 00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:48,090 I thought you'd never come back. 704 00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:52,553 I need to talk to you. 705 00:44:54,901 --> 00:44:56,266 Absolutely. 706 00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:59,898 Not here, not now. 707 00:44:59,989 --> 00:45:01,354 Not around them. 708 00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:09,070 - Oh! - Leave me alone! 709 00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:14,951 Wow. 710 00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:17,787 Fiery. 711 00:45:17,882 --> 00:45:19,838 Not a real person. 712 00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:20,926 What'd she say? 713 00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:23,380 She said she thought I was never gonna come back here, 714 00:45:23,471 --> 00:45:26,429 she wants to get together later, and we all know what that means. 715 00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:27,800 Hi-yo. 716 00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:29,883 It means that she's got a clue for you. 717 00:45:29,977 --> 00:45:32,343 Oh, that's a coincidence because I got a clue for her. 718 00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:34,166 - You got a clue for her. - Wait a minute. 719 00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:37,148 She's your ex-girlfriend. She's the flame. 720 00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:39,021 "Follow the flame." What? 721 00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:52,325 The Jewel, it's here. 722 00:46:08,391 --> 00:46:10,382 Walt, is that the guy that killed my parents? 723 00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:12,933 No. Well, yeah. Kind of. 724 00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:17,767 We lost a good man today. 725 00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:20,600 The very best of us. 726 00:46:22,488 --> 00:46:24,479 For dagfinn... 727 00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:26,734 Wasn't just my hyena master. 728 00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:29,734 He was my friend. 729 00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:31,694 I loved him like a brother. 730 00:46:33,374 --> 00:46:35,831 And now he's gone. 731 00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:39,292 And his beloved hyenas are left 732 00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:41,041 without their master. 733 00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:46,587 Long live dagfinn. 734 00:46:46,679 --> 00:46:49,591 Long live dagfinn! 735 00:46:49,682 --> 00:46:51,923 Why did he have to die? 736 00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:56,719 He died because... 737 00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,350 He made a mistake. 738 00:46:59,025 --> 00:47:02,358 He tried to steal something quite precious from me. 739 00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:05,353 He left me no choice. 740 00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:07,359 And now... 741 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:12,903 I feed him to his beloved hyenas. 742 00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:17,494 That's messed up. 743 00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:20,497 I loved dagfinn! 744 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:24,455 There's none among you I love as much. 745 00:47:25,801 --> 00:47:26,801 And so... 746 00:47:32,308 --> 00:47:33,388 The key! 747 00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:35,935 It's gone. 748 00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:38,887 Thief! 749 00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:41,768 I got her. I got the thief. 750 00:47:42,735 --> 00:47:44,441 Wait. 751 00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:46,439 - Are you guys...? - Come here. 752 00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:49,105 - Catch her! - Don't let her get away. 753 00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:55,319 Trying to steal the key to my chest? 754 00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:57,947 Nope. 755 00:47:58,501 --> 00:47:59,616 Shake her down. 756 00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:04,294 I'm sorry, I did it. It was my fault. 757 00:48:04,382 --> 00:48:05,417 I, uh... 758 00:48:07,343 --> 00:48:08,343 I just... 759 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:09,959 I don't... 760 00:48:10,054 --> 00:48:13,046 I don't know what I was... oy vey. 761 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:17,258 Wow. It's like, um... it's like I'm hyperventilating. 762 00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:20,011 Does anyone have, like, a eucalyptus inhaler? 763 00:48:20,106 --> 00:48:21,846 Or a brown paper bag? 764 00:48:21,941 --> 00:48:22,941 Spencer? 765 00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:25,395 Is it really hot in here? You mean...? 766 00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:28,482 That's him. Right there. “What? 767 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:32,865 That ain't Spencer. I know my grandson. My grandson's a guy. 768 00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:35,951 Did he change his hair? 769 00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:39,030 - Cut off her head. - Yegh! 770 00:48:39,125 --> 00:48:40,865 - Cut off her head! - Wait, wait, wait. 771 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,076 I just think maybe don't cut off my head? 772 00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:45,999 - Spencer! - Oh, my. 773 00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:47,796 - Did he just...? - Oh, lord. 774 00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:51,295 That's my life alert. 775 00:48:51,387 --> 00:48:52,877 I gotta take my pill. 776 00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:00,725 Come on! 777 00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:03,850 Spencer! 778 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:05,727 Oh, my god, you're alive. 779 00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:07,683 What are you guys doing here? 780 00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:10,565 What are we doing here? We came to get you, fool! 781 00:49:10,656 --> 00:49:12,521 - Bethany? - Not Bethany. Fridge, goddamn it! 782 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:14,784 What? So, um... 783 00:49:15,828 --> 00:49:17,910 Milo Walker, darling. 784 00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:20,874 Milo? 785 00:49:23,544 --> 00:49:26,160 - Spencer? Is that you, kiddo? - Grandpa? 786 00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:30,373 Guys, I found Spencer. Here's Spencer. What are you stealing for? 787 00:49:31,552 --> 00:49:32,712 I'm still me. 788 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:34,885 Oh. Hey. 789 00:49:42,188 --> 00:49:43,223 Come on. 790 00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:48,485 Let's go. 791 00:49:58,871 --> 00:50:01,704 Damn it, I was so close. I had the key in my hand. 792 00:50:01,790 --> 00:50:03,121 - Why'd you stop me? - Huh? 793 00:50:03,209 --> 00:50:05,529 Someone yelled "thief," so I grabbed you. What do you want? 794 00:50:05,669 --> 00:50:08,786 You guys shouldn't have come here. I had it under control. 795 00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:10,837 Did you? It looked like you just got murdered. 796 00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:13,632 I mean, what the hell, Spencer? Why are you even here? 797 00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:15,039 Why did you have the game? 798 00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:18,178 We destroyed it so that this would never happen! 799 00:50:18,641 --> 00:50:20,552 I went back and got it, okay? 800 00:50:20,643 --> 00:50:23,885 I don't know why I did it, but I did. 801 00:50:23,979 --> 00:50:25,844 And then last night... 802 00:50:26,982 --> 00:50:30,349 I've been in kind of a weird place, and something came over me, okay? 803 00:50:30,444 --> 00:50:32,685 And now we're all stuck here again! 804 00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:34,816 I thought that I would be him. 805 00:50:35,449 --> 00:50:36,529 Bravestone! 806 00:50:37,576 --> 00:50:39,737 I wanted to feel like that again. 807 00:50:41,747 --> 00:50:44,580 Like... I could do anything. 808 00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:48,242 But instead, I'm, um... 809 00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:51,003 Ming fleetfoot. 810 00:50:53,425 --> 00:50:56,132 "Cat burglar, pickpocket, safecracker." 811 00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:57,918 Another better character. 812 00:50:58,013 --> 00:51:00,299 "Weakness: Pollen." Yeah. 813 00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:04,509 She's small and crafty, and has allergies. I mean, she's basically me. 814 00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:08,387 I swear, man, if we survive, I am gonna kill you. 815 00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:12,183 I just can't believe you came back here on purpose. 816 00:51:12,278 --> 00:51:14,234 I'm sorry. Okay? 817 00:51:16,448 --> 00:51:17,448 I'm sorry. 818 00:51:19,285 --> 00:51:20,525 Wait! 819 00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:22,075 Oh, there she is. 820 00:51:22,162 --> 00:51:23,743 - Who? - My ex. 821 00:51:24,665 --> 00:51:25,665 Okay. 822 00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:27,458 Hi. 823 00:51:28,961 --> 00:51:31,828 If my husband knew I was talking to you, 824 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:34,083 you'd be dead by morning. 825 00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:36,790 Uh... don't tell him? 826 00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:41,254 Listen to me, Jurgen and his army are returning to his fortress. 827 00:51:41,348 --> 00:51:44,590 There, they will meet the brothers kababik. 828 00:51:44,685 --> 00:51:48,177 He will trade the falcon Jewel, and an alliance will be formed. 829 00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:51,810 You must get the Jewel before that happens. 830 00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:53,390 You're our only hope, 831 00:51:53,485 --> 00:51:55,567 so you must hurry. 832 00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:58,821 Oh, my. 833 00:52:01,619 --> 00:52:03,234 - Now you must go. - Gotta go. 834 00:52:03,329 --> 00:52:05,261 Walit, they're gonna meet the brothers who? 835 00:52:05,273 --> 00:52:06,287 The brothers kababik. 836 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:08,364 - The brothers bababik. - Shh. 837 00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:09,383 Kababik? 838 00:52:09,395 --> 00:52:12,202 You must get the Jewel before that happens. 839 00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:15,754 You are our only hope, so you must hurry. 840 00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:26,070 I think you should explain it to us one more time. 841 00:52:26,082 --> 00:52:26,924 Wait a second. 842 00:52:27,811 --> 00:52:30,553 What about the desert fruit? Aren't you gonna lead us to that? 843 00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:32,104 Now I must go... 844 00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:34,857 Before switchblade realizes I'm gone. 845 00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:37,528 What? 846 00:52:37,613 --> 00:52:39,729 - Switchblade? - That's his weakness. 847 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,737 I love you, Dr. Bravestone. 848 00:52:44,912 --> 00:52:47,073 And I always will. 849 00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:48,164 That... 850 00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:50,539 Is my curse. 851 00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:56,123 I love you too! 852 00:52:57,841 --> 00:52:59,331 Well, she seems like a nice girl. 853 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:05,755 We need camels. 854 00:53:07,059 --> 00:53:10,267 Okay, if we're gonna catch up with Jurgen, we need camels. 855 00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:13,596 And we need to find the desert fruit, whatever that is. 856 00:53:13,691 --> 00:53:16,182 "Follow the flame." I mean, I guess we have to follow her. 857 00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:18,858 You guys follow her, we'll go steal some camels. 858 00:53:38,674 --> 00:53:39,674 Whoa. 859 00:54:06,493 --> 00:54:08,324 "Jumanji Berry tree." 860 00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:10,323 Jumanji Berry? 861 00:54:10,414 --> 00:54:11,745 That's a desert fruit? 862 00:54:12,958 --> 00:54:13,958 I guess. 863 00:54:15,169 --> 00:54:18,332 "In the moment of need, remember the seed." 864 00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:21,250 A little bit of Jumanji wisdom there. 865 00:54:26,847 --> 00:54:27,847 There it is. 866 00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:35,094 Okay, Milo and I will break in and get the camels. 867 00:54:35,189 --> 00:54:37,931 Grandpa, you stay here on lookout, all right? Keep a low profile. 868 00:54:38,025 --> 00:54:40,357 Got it? Low profile. 869 00:54:40,444 --> 00:54:44,983 If anyone tries to enter the livery, just, I don't know, whistle or something. 870 00:54:45,073 --> 00:54:46,438 Sure thing. 871 00:54:50,746 --> 00:54:52,202 That's not when you smolder. 872 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:54,154 It's not the moment for it. 873 00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:56,456 - Forget it. - I just did it. I don't know what it was. 874 00:54:56,543 --> 00:54:58,750 Look like your stomach is upset. 875 00:54:58,837 --> 00:55:00,543 Like you ate something bad. 876 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,506 Oh, man. 877 00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:05,958 I'm sweating. 878 00:55:06,053 --> 00:55:07,133 I'm sweating. 879 00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:12,090 Stealing makes me very uncomfortable, which is not ideal for a burglar. 880 00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:35,867 So the fruit is in the tree. 881 00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:41,294 But you can't get to it without going through the water or whatever that is. 882 00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:44,250 Get boiled or eaten by piranhas or something. 883 00:55:48,053 --> 00:55:49,509 "Follow the flame." 884 00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:52,588 I think that's how we get there. 885 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:56,513 But I don't know how I'm supposed to make that jump. 886 00:55:56,603 --> 00:55:58,218 I mean, it's doable... 887 00:55:59,314 --> 00:56:01,600 But I don't have my usual explosiveness. 888 00:56:02,609 --> 00:56:04,770 Whoa! Yo! 889 00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:07,819 Ha, ha. Wow! 890 00:56:16,748 --> 00:56:17,748 Yes! 891 00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:22,044 Martha! 892 00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:27,710 Martha! 893 00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:36,055 - Martha! - Oh, it's really heavy. 894 00:56:38,270 --> 00:56:40,135 You okay? Give me your hand. 895 00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:41,230 There you go. 896 00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:55,494 Wait a second. 897 00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:57,702 - What...? - The hell, man? 898 00:56:58,790 --> 00:57:00,280 Oh, my god! 899 00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:02,206 - The hell, man?! - Oh, my god. 900 00:57:05,088 --> 00:57:06,373 Fridge? Yeah. 901 00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:08,132 Martha? 902 00:57:09,051 --> 00:57:10,051 Yeah. 903 00:57:16,558 --> 00:57:18,549 Hey, move along. Nothing to see here. 904 00:57:19,728 --> 00:57:20,843 What'd you say? 905 00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:23,896 I said, keep walking, pal. Nothing to see here. Beat it. 906 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:28,813 - What'd you say? - I said, beat it, get out of here. 907 00:57:29,738 --> 00:57:30,853 What'd you say? 908 00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:42,952 I said, scram! 909 00:57:50,884 --> 00:57:52,124 You want a piece of me? 910 00:57:52,427 --> 00:57:54,167 Yeah, come on, come on. 911 00:57:55,097 --> 00:57:57,179 What do you got? What do you got? Come on! 912 00:57:58,642 --> 00:58:00,803 Come and get it. Yeah! 913 00:58:04,272 --> 00:58:06,263 Come on, you bastards! 914 00:58:07,776 --> 00:58:10,108 - Aah! - Wow! Ha, ha. 915 00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:11,772 Here, camel, camel. 916 00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:14,566 Come on, let's go. 917 00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:19,326 They are proud and majestic animals, aren't they? 918 00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:25,366 Oh. You're welcome. 919 00:58:27,796 --> 00:58:30,708 Did you...? Were you just talking to them? 920 00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:34,712 Um, press your menu. Uh, it's right here. 921 00:58:37,264 --> 00:58:38,674 "Linguistics." 922 00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:40,471 You can talk to animals. 923 00:58:40,559 --> 00:58:41,594 Yes. 924 00:58:41,685 --> 00:58:44,142 It appears that I speak camel. 925 00:58:44,229 --> 00:58:46,964 Can you ask them to, like, come with us and be...? 926 00:58:46,976 --> 00:58:47,892 Excuse me. 927 00:58:50,318 --> 00:58:52,104 They're willing to talk. 928 00:58:52,195 --> 00:58:55,562 They wanna know what's in it for them and how much luggage we have. 929 00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:58,611 Will you look at me? 930 00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:02,532 I mean, what am I supposed to do with this? 931 00:59:02,622 --> 00:59:04,158 You read the map. 932 00:59:04,249 --> 00:59:06,581 I don't wanna read the map. I'm supposed to be her. 933 00:59:06,668 --> 00:59:09,660 Instead, there's actual hair growing out of my face! 934 00:59:09,755 --> 00:59:13,088 Sorry. All bodies are beautiful, even this one. 935 00:59:14,217 --> 00:59:15,217 Wait a second. 936 00:59:21,016 --> 00:59:22,016 Whoa! 937 00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:23,970 - This is amazing! - Careful. 938 00:59:25,228 --> 00:59:26,228 Fridge... 939 00:59:29,191 --> 00:59:32,183 Yo, this thing is insane! 940 00:59:32,277 --> 00:59:35,735 - Be careful. That body is not a toy. - No, it's a machine. 941 00:59:35,822 --> 00:59:36,982 And on top of that... 942 00:59:38,325 --> 00:59:39,360 Boobs. 943 00:59:39,951 --> 00:59:41,942 Touch my boobs and I will murder you. 944 00:59:42,037 --> 00:59:43,902 Too late. It was the first thing I did. 945 00:59:44,498 --> 00:59:45,498 Fw. 946 00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:49,366 Hey, hey, don't do that. 947 00:59:50,337 --> 00:59:52,944 Let's take this Jumanji Berry and go meet them. 948 00:59:52,956 --> 00:59:53,829 Relax, girl. 949 00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:56,085 I'm trying that flying acrobat thing you did. 950 00:59:56,176 --> 00:59:58,158 Don't. We have the Berry. It's not necessary. 951 00:59:58,170 --> 00:59:58,918 Check this out. 952 00:59:59,012 --> 01:00:01,173 Omaha, Omaha! Hut, hut, hike! Wait. 953 01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:06,679 Fridge, be careful! I am telling you, that body's a weapon. 954 01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:09,352 - You don't even know what it's capable of. - This is amazing! 955 01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:13,648 - That body's a loaded gun! - Yeah! And this gun's about to go off! 956 01:00:14,402 --> 01:00:16,188 Whoo... aah! 957 01:00:16,279 --> 01:00:17,394 Oh, my god! 958 01:00:18,156 --> 01:00:19,191 Fridge! 959 01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:20,950 Come here. 960 01:00:21,243 --> 01:00:24,201 - Oh, my god. - Goddamn it! 961 01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:26,027 Here, I got you. I got ya. 962 01:00:38,176 --> 01:00:41,043 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no! 963 01:00:41,138 --> 01:00:43,254 Oh, my god, that was awful. 964 01:00:43,348 --> 01:00:45,304 I hate being the map guy! 965 01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:49,968 Let's get out of here. 966 01:00:55,819 --> 01:00:56,934 Switchblade! 967 01:00:57,028 --> 01:00:58,028 There he is. 968 01:00:59,364 --> 01:01:00,524 SWITCHBLADE: Bravestone! 969 01:01:00,615 --> 01:01:03,231 I told you to stay the hell away from my wife! 970 01:01:07,205 --> 01:01:10,038 - We got company. - What did you do? 971 01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:13,200 All right, guys, this is the moment. We need you now. 972 01:01:16,590 --> 01:01:19,332 Uh, they said that we can get away out the back door. 973 01:01:20,927 --> 01:01:22,463 Are you talking to that camel? 974 01:01:22,554 --> 01:01:23,794 Yes. 975 01:01:23,889 --> 01:01:25,675 That's Lucille and Hank. 976 01:01:25,765 --> 01:01:27,380 And Jeffrey's in the back. 977 01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:36,606 Hey! Hey. 978 01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:41,107 - We should get going. - What happened? 979 01:01:41,239 --> 01:01:43,226 My grandpa beat up 45 strangers for no reason, and 980 01:01:43,238 --> 01:01:45,119 now that woman's husband is trying to kill him. 981 01:01:46,870 --> 01:01:48,076 Is that the desert fruit? 982 01:01:48,163 --> 01:01:51,747 Yeah. It's a Jumanji Berry, and it weighs like 100 pounds. 983 01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:53,285 My grandpa will carry it. 984 01:01:56,838 --> 01:01:58,716 We should get out of here. Come on, grandpa. 985 01:01:58,728 --> 01:01:59,358 Let's go. 986 01:02:00,175 --> 01:02:01,631 - I could take them. - What? 987 01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:04,447 - What are you talking about? We escaped. - I said, I could take them. 988 01:02:04,471 --> 01:02:07,508 - Oh, Eddie. - No, grandpa Eddie, that's switchblade! 989 01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:09,681 I'm telling you, there's a time when you run, 990 01:02:09,768 --> 01:02:13,056 then there's a time in life, like right now, where you stay... 991 01:02:17,901 --> 01:02:20,187 Yeah! 992 01:02:20,278 --> 01:02:21,859 - Yeah! - Switchblade! Switchblade! 993 01:02:21,947 --> 01:02:23,778 Nice shot, switchblade! 994 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:41,840 What? 995 01:02:54,980 --> 01:02:57,596 We should see mount zhatmire pretty soon. 996 01:02:59,943 --> 01:03:03,811 You know, Gladys and I took a road trip before she passed. 997 01:03:03,905 --> 01:03:06,271 We went on a ceramics tour 998 01:03:06,366 --> 01:03:07,902 through the southwest. 999 01:03:07,993 --> 01:03:11,611 I lost my restaurant so you could drive around and look at ashtrays? 1000 01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:14,663 Yes, ed. That's what you do when you retire. 1001 01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:17,161 You explore your interests. 1002 01:03:17,585 --> 01:03:19,416 I don't have interests. 1003 01:03:19,504 --> 01:03:22,211 Guys like me, we don't retire! 1004 01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:26,167 We work, and then we keep working, and then, eventually, we die. 1005 01:03:26,261 --> 01:03:27,546 But you retired me. 1006 01:03:27,637 --> 01:03:29,173 You retired me. 1007 01:03:29,264 --> 01:03:32,677 It's a wonder I lasted as long as I did. “What? 1008 01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:36,680 - You're a difficult man, ed. - You don't abandon your best friend, Milo. 1009 01:03:36,771 --> 01:03:39,228 When I lost the restaurant, I lost everything! 1010 01:03:39,733 --> 01:03:40,733 You...? 1011 01:03:42,068 --> 01:03:43,979 Yes. Yes, I know he is. 1012 01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:47,233 - What? Are you talking to my camel? - Yes, I'm talking to the camel. 1013 01:03:47,324 --> 01:03:48,484 And he can tell 1014 01:03:48,575 --> 01:03:50,816 that you're a pain in the ass. 1015 01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:53,276 My camel's taking your side? 1016 01:03:54,748 --> 01:03:56,830 And he's not your camel. 1017 01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:58,872 He's just giving you a ride. 1018 01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:02,999 Oh. Well, how about the both of you go screw yourselves? 1019 01:04:03,089 --> 01:04:05,205 - What did you just say? - Guys! 1020 01:04:05,300 --> 01:04:08,633 You and me, we gonna settle this right here, right now! 1021 01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:11,886 - I'll show you. - What are you doing? 1022 01:04:11,973 --> 01:04:14,493 - Don't worry about where I'm going. - Milo, what are you doing? 1023 01:04:15,018 --> 01:04:17,680 Hold on. Wait, wait. Here we go. 1024 01:04:21,816 --> 01:04:25,308 You want a piece of me, huh? That's what you want? 1025 01:04:25,403 --> 01:04:27,985 You do not want a piece of him, Milo, I'm telling you. 1026 01:04:28,073 --> 01:04:30,485 Oh, that's where you're wrong, young man. 1027 01:04:30,575 --> 01:04:32,657 Because I do want a piece. 1028 01:04:32,744 --> 01:04:34,234 I want a big piece. 1029 01:04:34,829 --> 01:04:40,040 See, Eddie, what you don't know is that for the last 15 years, 1030 01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:42,492 I've been studying tai chi. 1031 01:04:42,921 --> 01:04:44,001 And right now, 1032 01:04:44,089 --> 01:04:46,375 I am harnessing my chi. 1033 01:04:46,466 --> 01:04:49,583 And when I'm done, I'm gonna whup your ass. 1034 01:04:49,677 --> 01:04:52,714 Milo, I am telling you, this is not a good idea. 1035 01:04:56,976 --> 01:04:58,136 Nol 1036 01:04:59,354 --> 01:05:00,434 on! 1037 01:05:03,274 --> 01:05:04,309 Ahh! 1038 01:05:04,401 --> 01:05:05,732 On! 1039 01:05:05,819 --> 01:05:06,979 Dude! 1040 01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:09,277 You gotta stop killing everybody. 1041 01:05:17,288 --> 01:05:18,903 All right, then. 1042 01:05:18,998 --> 01:05:20,579 I guess that's settled. 1043 01:05:34,305 --> 01:05:36,136 The camels just stopped. 1044 01:05:40,019 --> 01:05:41,600 This is as far as they go. 1045 01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:43,724 To get to Jurgen's fortress, 1046 01:05:43,815 --> 01:05:47,148 they said that we can head down this path here and make a right. 1047 01:05:47,235 --> 01:05:48,771 Then we're in his territory. 1048 01:05:48,862 --> 01:05:51,899 And they don't wanna go there because they don't want to die. 1049 01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:55,486 We don't wanna die either. 1050 01:06:00,790 --> 01:06:02,906 The worst bravestone of all time. 1051 01:06:37,619 --> 01:06:40,326 So we have to get across... this. 1052 01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:46,617 Okay, we can do this. We can do this. 1053 01:06:46,711 --> 01:06:49,123 We just have to take our time and make careful decisions. 1054 01:06:49,214 --> 01:06:50,920 What are you talking about? It's obvious. 1055 01:06:51,049 --> 01:06:52,971 We start on that bridge right there, then jump 1056 01:06:52,983 --> 01:06:54,917 to that one that heads to right at 30 degrees, 1057 01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:58,674 and then those two that look like two sides of a trapezoid... 1058 01:06:58,765 --> 01:07:00,255 Geometry. 1059 01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:01,760 That's what it's for! 1060 01:07:02,310 --> 01:07:04,676 Maybe this character's not totally worthless. 1061 01:07:05,980 --> 01:07:07,811 - I'll go first. - Really? 1062 01:07:12,862 --> 01:07:14,602 You see? It's no big deal. 1063 01:07:17,408 --> 01:07:18,818 - What's going on? - No, no, no. 1064 01:07:18,910 --> 01:07:19,910 Oh, no. 1065 01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:23,737 - No. - Grandpa! 1066 01:07:27,377 --> 01:07:28,833 Oh, crap. 1067 01:07:30,004 --> 01:07:31,369 Aw, geez. 1068 01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:34,172 What the hell? 1069 01:07:38,012 --> 01:07:39,968 - It's okay. We can do this. - Yeah? 1070 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:41,796 It's just about finding the right timing. 1071 01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:43,677 - Come on, come on, come on. - Follow me. 1072 01:07:48,815 --> 01:07:49,815 Come on! 1073 01:07:50,692 --> 01:07:52,432 Come on, Milo, come on! 1074 01:07:57,699 --> 01:07:59,940 - Oh... oh, lord. - Here. 1075 01:08:00,702 --> 01:08:01,702 Okay. 1076 01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:08,493 Hey, you guys. 1077 01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:10,667 Is that rock moving? 1078 01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:18,216 Oh, no. “What? 1079 01:08:18,303 --> 01:08:20,544 Well, now, this is a problem. 1080 01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:22,136 Come on, what is it? 1081 01:08:22,223 --> 01:08:23,325 - Oh, my. - What? 1082 01:08:23,349 --> 01:08:25,010 - Spit it out! - What is it? 1083 01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:27,342 - Just tell us! - Tell us! Milo! 1084 01:08:32,525 --> 01:08:34,231 Those are mandrills. 1085 01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:36,526 - We should go. Go, go! - Go! 1086 01:08:40,575 --> 01:08:42,691 That one! Obtuse angle! 1087 01:08:44,704 --> 01:08:48,947 Note the distinctive and colorful pigment around their face and buttocks. 1088 01:08:52,670 --> 01:08:55,377 Mandrills are the heaviest of all monkeys. 1089 01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:59,583 Even heavier than baboons, with which they are often confused. 1090 01:09:02,513 --> 01:09:04,344 And now head for the rhombus! 1091 01:09:04,432 --> 01:09:05,922 Come on. Hurry up. 1092 01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:07,802 - Rhombus! Rhombus! - Come on. 1093 01:09:17,070 --> 01:09:18,651 No, Martha! 1094 01:09:18,738 --> 01:09:20,774 Not that one! You're on the wrong bridge! “What? 1095 01:09:20,865 --> 01:09:22,355 The perpendicular one! 1096 01:09:29,582 --> 01:09:30,697 Martha! 1097 01:09:37,131 --> 01:09:38,166 Martha! 1098 01:09:41,302 --> 01:09:42,667 Nol 1099 01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:45,591 nol 1100 01:09:46,265 --> 01:09:47,971 Spencer, behind you! 1101 01:09:50,770 --> 01:09:51,770 Jump! 1102 01:09:52,772 --> 01:09:53,978 Come on, I got you! 1103 01:09:56,442 --> 01:09:57,442 Spencer! 1104 01:10:06,411 --> 01:10:07,776 Oh, no! No! No! 1105 01:10:18,005 --> 01:10:19,165 Oh, no! No! 1106 01:10:20,425 --> 01:10:21,505 Get off! 1107 01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:29,259 Come on. 1108 01:10:34,981 --> 01:10:36,767 All right, bring it on. 1109 01:10:38,901 --> 01:10:40,391 Come on, come here. 1110 01:10:43,865 --> 01:10:44,865 Grandpa! 1111 01:10:45,450 --> 01:10:47,532 Grandpa! Enough! 1112 01:10:47,618 --> 01:10:49,074 Grandpa, stop! Yeah! 1113 01:10:49,162 --> 01:10:50,322 They're gone! 1114 01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:53,533 Whoa! 1115 01:11:01,632 --> 01:11:02,632 Come on! 1116 01:11:08,890 --> 01:11:10,096 Give me your hand! 1117 01:11:10,183 --> 01:11:11,639 - What?! - Trust me! 1118 01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:34,414 30. 1119 01:11:35,792 --> 01:11:38,454 Last one. Aim for the center of the parabola! 1120 01:11:41,714 --> 01:11:43,545 Oh, damn. 1121 01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:44,633 Son of a... 1122 01:11:53,351 --> 01:11:55,182 - Eddie? - Milo! 1123 01:11:55,645 --> 01:11:56,725 Eddie! 1124 01:11:56,813 --> 01:11:58,144 Hey, Eddie, where you going? 1125 01:11:59,357 --> 01:12:00,893 I need your help, Eddie. 1126 01:12:03,027 --> 01:12:04,027 Eddie! 1127 01:12:10,243 --> 01:12:11,483 On. 1128 01:12:17,208 --> 01:12:19,290 Eddie! Milo! 1129 01:12:26,425 --> 01:12:28,006 On! 1130 01:12:40,606 --> 01:12:42,722 - Seriously? - L_ater. 1131 01:12:44,068 --> 01:12:45,068 - Run! - Run! 1132 01:13:19,562 --> 01:13:20,722 Hey, guys. 1133 01:13:22,732 --> 01:13:26,725 - Alex, what are you doing here? - Bethany thought you might need some help. 1134 01:13:27,236 --> 01:13:29,852 - Where is Bethany? - She's right here. 1135 01:13:30,865 --> 01:13:32,025 You mean...? 1136 01:13:38,164 --> 01:13:39,620 "Oh, my god, right?" 1137 01:13:40,583 --> 01:13:41,914 Like, I'm a total horse. 1138 01:13:43,044 --> 01:13:45,035 I can't believe that we found you guys. 1139 01:13:46,005 --> 01:13:48,747 - "Hi." - yep, that's Bethany. 1140 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:51,917 - What's up, girl? - Hey. 1141 01:13:52,011 --> 01:13:55,299 Oh, we brought you some clothes. You must be freezing. 1142 01:14:00,645 --> 01:14:04,183 So, uh, this horse is a character in the game? 1143 01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:05,103 Yeah. 1144 01:14:05,191 --> 01:14:06,397 Cyclone's his name. 1145 01:14:08,778 --> 01:14:11,645 - How's that feel? - I don't know. I sprained it pretty good. 1146 01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:13,854 Where'd you get these clothes? 1147 01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:17,113 When I realized how far north we were going, we stopped to go shopping. 1148 01:14:17,703 --> 01:14:18,783 You can shop here? 1149 01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:22,329 - How did you know how to do that? - I was here for 20 years, kiddo. 1150 01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:24,407 At least I got rid of that stupid hat. 1151 01:14:24,502 --> 01:14:25,912 Now I got this stupid hat. 1152 01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:44,010 It's something, isn't it? 1153 01:14:45,606 --> 01:14:47,016 Yeah, it's something. 1154 01:14:50,069 --> 01:14:51,229 You know, Eddie, 1155 01:14:52,446 --> 01:14:55,404 you didn't lose everything when you lost the restaurant. 1156 01:14:57,284 --> 01:14:58,945 You still got a lot, man. 1157 01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:05,122 I lost my friend. 1158 01:15:08,170 --> 01:15:09,455 So did I. 1159 01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:24,887 I'm sorry, Milo. 1160 01:15:32,069 --> 01:15:33,900 Hey, I'm sorry too, Eddie. 1161 01:15:35,072 --> 01:15:37,529 I should have tracked you down a long time ago. 1162 01:15:39,744 --> 01:15:41,735 I'm glad you came over for coffee. 1163 01:15:45,666 --> 01:15:47,406 What made you do it, huh? 1164 01:15:49,295 --> 01:15:50,295 I mean, why now? 1165 01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:55,381 Milo, what's going on? 1166 01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:02,550 You're sick. 1167 01:16:06,854 --> 01:16:07,889 How bad? 1168 01:16:09,774 --> 01:16:11,730 I don't have much time left. 1169 01:16:14,862 --> 01:16:17,103 Son of a bitch. 1170 01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:19,109 But I count myself lucky, Eddie. 1171 01:16:19,909 --> 01:16:21,991 I was married to a wonderful woman. 1172 01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:25,236 I got to live a wonderful life. 1173 01:16:25,706 --> 01:16:28,243 And not everybody can say that. 1174 01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:30,791 That's why I wanted to make things better with you. 1175 01:16:31,879 --> 01:16:33,289 And now that they are... 1176 01:16:34,423 --> 01:16:35,503 Well, I'm... 1177 01:16:36,550 --> 01:16:38,211 I'm happy about that too. 1178 01:16:52,191 --> 01:16:53,806 Grandpa, Milo. 1179 01:16:54,401 --> 01:16:55,766 Come on, we gotta go. 1180 01:17:02,827 --> 01:17:04,237 "The fortress." 1181 01:17:04,870 --> 01:17:06,485 I cooks like the last level. 1182 01:17:06,580 --> 01:17:10,414 Okay, so we, uh, climb that mountain and then we sneak in somehow. 1183 01:17:10,501 --> 01:17:13,914 Yeah, and then we steal the Jewel before the brothers kababik get there. 1184 01:17:14,004 --> 01:17:16,746 - And then show it to the sun? - Sounds like a plan. 1185 01:17:16,841 --> 01:17:17,841 What?! 1186 01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:21,918 I'm sorry, I think I missed the "plan" part of the plan. 1187 01:17:22,012 --> 01:17:25,345 That last level almost killed us all. I can barely walk. 1188 01:17:25,432 --> 01:17:27,514 Your grandpa beats the hell out of the wrong guy, 1189 01:17:27,601 --> 01:17:30,638 or we get attacked by a polar bear, what am I supposed to do? 1190 01:17:30,729 --> 01:17:32,265 I'm not gonna beat up the wrong guy. 1191 01:17:32,356 --> 01:17:35,348 You are gonna beat up the wrong guy! You're not a good bravestone! 1192 01:17:35,776 --> 01:17:39,064 You're too stubborn and pissed off, and you keep getting us killed. 1193 01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:40,736 What the hell you talking about? 1194 01:17:40,823 --> 01:17:42,404 And Milo... 1195 01:17:42,491 --> 01:17:44,482 And I say this with all due respect, sir. 1196 01:17:44,577 --> 01:17:46,909 Is not a good person to be the zoologist. 1197 01:17:47,413 --> 01:17:50,871 He talks too slow, and by the time he gets to the point, you're dead! 1198 01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:52,323 Once again, no offense. 1199 01:17:52,418 --> 01:17:53,328 None taken. 1200 01:17:53,419 --> 01:17:55,034 And let me tell you why. 1201 01:17:55,129 --> 01:17:57,336 Because my friend Bernard... You see? 1202 01:17:58,007 --> 01:18:01,920 You're a thief who's too neurotic to steal anything, Bethany's a horse... 1203 01:18:03,596 --> 01:18:05,928 All I know is, we are stuck here again, 1204 01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:10,133 we are running out of lives and my ankle is killing me! Aah! 1205 01:18:10,227 --> 01:18:12,138 - Oh, my god! - Fridge! 1206 01:18:12,229 --> 01:18:14,561 Fridge! Are you okay? 1207 01:18:15,774 --> 01:18:18,311 Yo, you guys gotta see this! 1208 01:18:31,081 --> 01:18:33,037 That's what the water looked like at the tree. 1209 01:18:34,418 --> 01:18:35,749 When we... 1210 01:18:35,836 --> 01:18:37,827 Switched bodies. Switched bodies. 1211 01:19:19,463 --> 01:19:21,203 Goddamn, that is cold! 1212 01:19:22,091 --> 01:19:25,754 Oh! Oh, man! It's freezing! 1213 01:19:25,844 --> 01:19:27,050 What the hell, man? 1214 01:19:28,931 --> 01:19:30,341 Yes! 1215 01:19:30,432 --> 01:19:31,717 I missed you so much. 1216 01:19:31,809 --> 01:19:33,720 Oh, my god, you guys, hi. 1217 01:19:34,270 --> 01:19:35,635 Ahem. Spencer? 1218 01:19:43,821 --> 01:19:45,561 - Grandpa? - Yeah, what? 1219 01:19:48,617 --> 01:19:49,617 Milo? 1220 01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:53,906 You should see the size of your... 1221 01:19:56,333 --> 01:19:57,163 Damn. 1222 01:19:57,251 --> 01:19:59,577 I never thought I'd be this happy to shrink. 1223 01:19:59,589 --> 01:20:00,368 Ha, ha. 1224 01:20:00,462 --> 01:20:02,919 I have never seen anything quite like that before. 1225 01:20:03,007 --> 01:20:06,716 Oh, my god, it's so good to be able to talk again with words. 1226 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:08,918 Spencer, hi! 1227 01:20:09,013 --> 01:20:11,174 - Hey, Bethany. - We have so much catching up to do. 1228 01:20:11,265 --> 01:20:12,675 I wanna hear about New York. 1229 01:20:12,766 --> 01:20:15,553 But it feels like maybe this isn't the perfect, like, moment. 1230 01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:17,930 Right. Like, later. 1231 01:20:18,022 --> 01:20:19,022 I ater. 1232 01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:21,816 Better? 1233 01:20:22,526 --> 01:20:23,641 Yeah. 1234 01:20:23,736 --> 01:20:24,736 Much. 1235 01:20:29,408 --> 01:20:31,615 I got hair! Ha, ha. 1236 01:20:31,702 --> 01:20:34,535 For the first time in 40 years. I gotta go tell Milo. 1237 01:20:34,621 --> 01:20:36,703 Be careful out there, grandpa. Yeah. 1238 01:20:36,790 --> 01:20:38,246 - How's your ankle? - Hmm? 1239 01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:39,164 Your ankle. 1240 01:20:39,251 --> 01:20:42,288 It's a little sore, but definitely not as bad as you were making it seem. 1241 01:20:42,755 --> 01:20:44,190 - What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing. 1242 01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:47,047 You were making a really big deal of it and it's not that bad. 1243 01:20:52,931 --> 01:20:55,718 - Hey! Get the hell away from that horse! - Freezel 1244 01:20:56,602 --> 01:20:58,183 Milo! Hey! 1245 01:20:58,270 --> 01:20:59,806 Wait, which ankle was it? 1246 01:20:59,897 --> 01:21:01,103 - Hold it. - Hey, hey, hey. 1247 01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:02,726 Get your hands off of me. 1248 01:21:02,816 --> 01:21:05,023 Hey! I'm with you, Milo. 1249 01:21:05,110 --> 01:21:06,190 I'm right here. 1250 01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:11,776 Guys, guys. 1251 01:21:12,785 --> 01:21:14,321 Eddie and Milo. 1252 01:21:14,411 --> 01:21:15,411 They got them. 1253 01:21:22,795 --> 01:21:24,410 There's ice everywhere, 1254 01:21:24,505 --> 01:21:26,621 and there's only one road in. 1255 01:21:26,715 --> 01:21:29,435 It's covered with guards though. I don't know how we'll get in there. 1256 01:21:30,386 --> 01:21:31,501 Hmm. 1257 01:21:31,595 --> 01:21:33,586 Whoa. Oh, okay. 1258 01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:36,797 I see a dungeon at the top of this ice wall. 1259 01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:39,008 That must be where they're keeping your grandpa. 1260 01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:41,477 And Milo is probably in this, like, barn thing 1261 01:21:41,489 --> 01:21:43,722 all the way on the other side of the place. 1262 01:21:43,816 --> 01:21:45,977 Okay. We gotta split up. 1263 01:21:46,068 --> 01:21:48,684 One team goes to get Milo, the other team busts out my grandpa. 1264 01:21:48,779 --> 01:21:50,735 But how do we get in? 1265 01:21:50,823 --> 01:21:53,906 Fridge, do you have any ice-climbing equipment in your backpack? 1266 01:21:56,954 --> 01:21:58,194 You mean something like this? 1267 01:21:59,331 --> 01:22:01,617 - Just like that. - See? 1268 01:22:01,708 --> 01:22:03,824 That's why I'm the backpack guy. 1269 01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:05,784 - That's why. - Yeah. You're great at that. 1270 01:22:05,879 --> 01:22:07,039 Yeah, I know. 1271 01:22:07,881 --> 01:22:10,293 Martha, will you come with me? 1272 01:22:10,801 --> 01:22:11,801 Of course. 1273 01:22:22,229 --> 01:22:23,969 I forgot what this part feels like. 1274 01:22:25,149 --> 01:22:26,149 It's scary. 1275 01:22:28,152 --> 01:22:29,858 - Yeah. - Hey. 1276 01:22:30,529 --> 01:22:33,396 We can do it. This team can do anything. 1277 01:22:35,033 --> 01:22:36,489 Nobody knows that better than me. 1278 01:22:36,994 --> 01:22:39,326 - Yeah. - Come on, you guys. 1279 01:22:40,289 --> 01:22:41,289 Bring it in. 1280 01:22:45,419 --> 01:22:47,000 Be aggressive. 1281 01:22:47,087 --> 01:22:48,543 Be, be aggressive. 1282 01:22:48,630 --> 01:22:51,337 Be aggressive. Be, be aggressive. 1283 01:22:51,425 --> 01:22:52,460 Come on, guys. 1284 01:22:52,551 --> 01:22:55,509 - That's not what I thought this was. No. - We should just go. 1285 01:22:55,596 --> 01:22:57,507 Okay, just... go, team. 1286 01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:17,068 Okay. I'm gonna try to sneak in with them. 1287 01:23:17,201 --> 01:23:20,500 In this outfit, I might be able to pass. You guys stay here... 1288 01:23:20,512 --> 01:23:21,615 What? No way. 1289 01:23:21,705 --> 01:23:23,115 Now's the moment. Stay here. 1290 01:23:23,207 --> 01:23:25,493 - Alex, no! - Go. Good luck, Alex. 1291 01:23:28,921 --> 01:23:29,774 Come on. 1292 01:23:29,786 --> 01:23:32,379 What are you talking about, "come on"? Bethany. 1293 01:23:32,466 --> 01:23:33,466 Bethany! 1294 01:23:37,095 --> 01:23:38,095 Turn right. 1295 01:23:55,531 --> 01:23:58,068 You there. Stay where you are. 1296 01:23:58,158 --> 01:23:59,523 Who, us? 1297 01:23:59,618 --> 01:24:01,779 Are you the brothers kababik? 1298 01:24:02,663 --> 01:24:05,496 - Are we the who? - Are you the brothers kababik? 1299 01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:08,123 Yes. 1300 01:24:08,210 --> 01:24:10,451 We are them. It is we. Us. 1301 01:24:10,546 --> 01:24:13,629 We are the brothers cadabra... kadabrik. 1302 01:24:14,591 --> 01:24:15,626 He is one brother, 1303 01:24:16,552 --> 01:24:19,589 and I am the other brother. 1304 01:24:20,347 --> 01:24:22,588 We... we got different mothers. 1305 01:24:23,392 --> 01:24:27,761 But we, uh... we came to get the thing that we came to get. 1306 01:24:30,190 --> 01:24:31,521 Brothers kababik, 1307 01:24:31,608 --> 01:24:33,439 on behalf of Jurgen the brutal, 1308 01:24:33,527 --> 01:24:35,859 welcome to zhatmire stronghold. 1309 01:24:35,946 --> 01:24:37,902 Ah. Thank you. 1310 01:24:56,717 --> 01:24:58,582 There's something I have to ask you. 1311 01:24:59,845 --> 01:25:01,255 Okay. 1312 01:25:01,346 --> 01:25:04,213 Why didn't you come visit when you were supposed to? 1313 01:25:04,641 --> 01:25:07,241 You cancel the first time, then you were gonna come for Halloween. 1314 01:25:07,269 --> 01:25:08,884 You cancel again. 1315 01:25:08,979 --> 01:25:12,096 And then the next time I hear from you, you tell me we should take a break? 1316 01:25:15,902 --> 01:25:19,110 It's just... I saw all your pictures on Instagram, 1317 01:25:19,197 --> 01:25:21,529 and you looked like you were having so much fun, and... 1318 01:25:22,576 --> 01:25:27,320 I just got really insecure or something. Like I wasn't the guy I thought I was. 1319 01:25:29,207 --> 01:25:33,496 Or I wasn't the guy you thought I was. Which would be even worse. 1320 01:25:37,716 --> 01:25:40,674 Totally terrified all the time? 1321 01:25:41,094 --> 01:25:45,337 I got to school, and suddenly, for the first time ever, people really liked me. 1322 01:25:46,850 --> 01:25:48,841 But I'm always thinking that... 1323 01:25:48,935 --> 01:25:51,176 I don't know, like it's... 1324 01:25:51,271 --> 01:25:55,264 Like it's just a matter of time before somebody figures out who I really am. 1325 01:25:56,109 --> 01:25:57,394 But then I see you. 1326 01:25:59,404 --> 01:26:02,237 And you're the person who makes me feel good... 1327 01:26:02,324 --> 01:26:03,734 About who I really am. 1328 01:26:05,202 --> 01:26:07,568 When you're, like, scared and insecure, 1329 01:26:08,622 --> 01:26:10,829 that's when you need your people the most. 1330 01:26:22,427 --> 01:26:23,633 Hey, Mr. Walker. 1331 01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:26,754 Why the long face? 1332 01:26:28,850 --> 01:26:30,715 Dad joke. Sorry. Can't help it. 1333 01:26:33,063 --> 01:26:34,428 Let's get you out of here. 1334 01:27:04,261 --> 01:27:05,261 Okay. 1335 01:27:05,971 --> 01:27:07,927 It's just an obstacle course. 1336 01:27:08,014 --> 01:27:09,379 You were good at those. 1337 01:27:25,323 --> 01:27:27,860 All right, all right, get a room. 1338 01:27:31,663 --> 01:27:34,450 Grandpa... let's get you out of there. 1339 01:27:34,875 --> 01:27:35,875 Here. 1340 01:27:37,461 --> 01:27:38,461 Whoa! 1341 01:27:39,671 --> 01:27:43,505 - Let's blow this joint, huh? - We still have to find the Jewel, grandpa. 1342 01:27:43,592 --> 01:27:46,083 It must be in a vault or a treasure room or something. 1343 01:27:46,178 --> 01:27:47,964 Yeah, that's how it works in these games. 1344 01:27:48,513 --> 01:27:50,772 I passed a vault on the way up to this dump. 1345 01:27:50,784 --> 01:27:52,802 Single access, 3-foot-thick steel door. 1346 01:27:52,893 --> 01:27:55,009 Only way in is through a grate in the ceiling. 1347 01:28:03,737 --> 01:28:04,737 Whoo! 1348 01:28:07,616 --> 01:28:08,981 I think I got it now. 1349 01:28:11,453 --> 01:28:13,284 Just stay on... 1350 01:28:14,414 --> 01:28:15,620 The raised ones. 1351 01:28:38,730 --> 01:28:41,062 Jurgen the brutal awaits. 1352 01:28:43,443 --> 01:28:47,527 So, tell me, which brother is which? 1353 01:28:49,991 --> 01:28:51,982 Um, how do you mean? 1354 01:28:52,077 --> 01:28:53,658 Which brother is which? 1355 01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:58,368 Which of you is Augustus and which is tomatoli? 1356 01:28:59,918 --> 01:29:00,918 Um... 1357 01:29:01,336 --> 01:29:03,668 I am Augustus. 1358 01:29:04,881 --> 01:29:06,963 And I'm tomatolik. 1359 01:29:08,218 --> 01:29:10,300 Augustus kababik. 1360 01:29:11,137 --> 01:29:13,378 The cleverest man in all of jumanii. 1361 01:29:14,891 --> 01:29:16,427 Yes, I'm totally that man. 1362 01:29:16,935 --> 01:29:19,722 - And tomatoli kababik. - That's me. 1363 01:29:19,813 --> 01:29:21,098 The bravest eunuch. 1364 01:29:22,440 --> 01:29:25,557 - Wait a minute, what? - Did you say, "eunuch"? 1365 01:29:25,652 --> 01:29:26,983 Tomatoli kababik, 1366 01:29:27,070 --> 01:29:30,983 everyone knows the tale of your great and generous sacrifice. 1367 01:29:31,074 --> 01:29:36,194 How you gave your testicles in order to save the region from the floods. 1368 01:29:36,288 --> 01:29:37,947 I think there might be a little confusion. 1369 01:29:37,959 --> 01:29:38,516 Of course. 1370 01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:43,034 Everybody knows the story about my little brother and his famous testicles. 1371 01:29:43,128 --> 01:29:46,461 - Wherever they may be. - Wherever they may be. 1372 01:29:46,548 --> 01:29:48,038 All right, let's back up. 1373 01:29:48,174 --> 01:29:50,562 Let's go back a little bit. Let's clear some stuff up. 1374 01:29:50,574 --> 01:29:51,416 He's super brave. 1375 01:29:51,511 --> 01:29:55,800 I've always been the super clever one, and he's always been super brave. 1376 01:29:55,891 --> 01:29:57,222 And super ball-less. 1377 01:29:57,309 --> 01:29:59,763 Stop saying that! Both of my balls are right here! 1378 01:29:59,775 --> 01:30:00,597 In spirit. 1379 01:30:00,687 --> 01:30:01,722 It... 1380 01:30:02,230 --> 01:30:03,640 They're here in spirit. 1381 01:30:04,774 --> 01:30:05,774 Always. 1382 01:30:06,985 --> 01:30:08,020 Of course. 1383 01:30:08,987 --> 01:30:10,022 Right, bro? 1384 01:30:15,243 --> 01:30:16,243 Right. 1385 01:30:17,370 --> 01:30:19,201 I got no balls. 1386 01:30:25,670 --> 01:30:27,080 There's the chest. 1387 01:30:28,006 --> 01:30:30,042 Okay. You're up, grandpa. 1388 01:30:30,133 --> 01:30:32,840 - Who, me? - Yes. You're the cat burglar. 1389 01:30:32,928 --> 01:30:33,758 Huh? 1390 01:30:33,845 --> 01:30:35,210 Your character, ming. 1391 01:30:35,305 --> 01:30:36,215 Ming? 1392 01:30:36,306 --> 01:30:38,342 Yes, ming. That's your avatar. That's her name. 1393 01:30:38,433 --> 01:30:40,344 In your satchel, you have a set of lockpicks. 1394 01:30:40,435 --> 01:30:43,097 Lockpicks? Why would I have lockpicks? 1395 01:30:43,188 --> 01:30:44,928 Because ming's the cat burglar. 1396 01:30:45,482 --> 01:30:48,565 Don't you think one of you should do this? You have the skills. 1397 01:30:48,652 --> 01:30:49,983 I have the skills? 1398 01:30:50,070 --> 01:30:52,152 Not you. Ming. 1399 01:30:52,697 --> 01:30:53,697 Right. 1400 01:30:53,782 --> 01:30:54,782 Ming. 1401 01:30:56,368 --> 01:30:58,154 Please don't ask who ming is. 1402 01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:09,880 Not bad, huh? 1403 01:31:12,133 --> 01:31:14,499 Now we just gotta figure out how to get you out of here. 1404 01:31:25,939 --> 01:31:26,939 Shall we? 1405 01:31:31,444 --> 01:31:32,650 Now, that's cool. 1406 01:31:36,783 --> 01:31:40,492 Welcome. May I offer you a piece of cake? 1407 01:31:41,538 --> 01:31:42,869 No! No! 1408 01:31:42,956 --> 01:31:44,537 Nol 1409 01:31:48,253 --> 01:31:49,253 no, thank you. 1410 01:32:00,265 --> 01:32:01,265 Steady. 1411 01:32:10,984 --> 01:32:11,984 Ah! 1412 01:32:14,946 --> 01:32:18,188 Ha! I'd like to see your friend ming do that! 1413 01:32:24,080 --> 01:32:25,945 We got an issue here. 1414 01:32:28,293 --> 01:32:30,204 Oh, thank you. 1415 01:32:32,839 --> 01:32:33,839 Thank you. 1416 01:32:42,557 --> 01:32:46,300 Brothers kababik, I present Jurgen the brutal. 1417 01:32:56,071 --> 01:32:57,481 At last, 1418 01:32:57,572 --> 01:33:01,064 we meet on this historic day. 1419 01:33:01,159 --> 01:33:04,572 Yes, it is so great to meet you. 1420 01:33:05,455 --> 01:33:08,913 Your honor, if that be the falcon Jewel 1421 01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:12,458 upon your thick and meaty neck, 1422 01:33:13,046 --> 01:33:14,252 perhaps we should... 1423 01:33:15,465 --> 01:33:16,545 Take it. 1424 01:33:16,633 --> 01:33:21,002 Today we forge an unbreakable alliance. 1425 01:33:21,554 --> 01:33:23,545 Your family will join me, 1426 01:33:24,015 --> 01:33:27,758 and land by land, we'll take the world. 1427 01:33:28,895 --> 01:33:31,307 So I ask, on this historic day, 1428 01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:33,520 where is she? 1429 01:33:35,485 --> 01:33:38,022 - Uh... where's who? - Who you talking about? 1430 01:33:38,113 --> 01:33:39,944 Your sister. 1431 01:33:40,031 --> 01:33:41,737 Soon to be my bride. 1432 01:33:45,161 --> 01:33:49,029 You know what? I think that there's been a misunderstanding. 1433 01:33:50,125 --> 01:33:51,990 Where is your sister? 1434 01:33:54,921 --> 01:33:57,412 Which sister were we talking about? 1435 01:33:57,507 --> 01:34:00,340 Debbie or... Brooke? 1436 01:34:01,386 --> 01:34:03,377 Or Sierra? 1437 01:34:03,930 --> 01:34:07,172 Where is your sister? 1438 01:34:09,227 --> 01:34:11,684 She's getting ready, back at the hotel. 1439 01:34:11,771 --> 01:34:14,183 She's just doing what brides do on their wedding day. 1440 01:34:14,274 --> 01:34:18,233 Hanging with the girls, getting her hair done, mani-pedi. 1441 01:34:20,738 --> 01:34:23,229 If you've come here without your sister... 1442 01:34:26,327 --> 01:34:28,443 I just might have to cut off your heads. 1443 01:34:28,538 --> 01:34:30,745 - Oh, no! No, no, no. Don't. - Hey. Hey. 1444 01:34:30,832 --> 01:34:32,368 - God, no. - Hey, get off! 1445 01:34:32,458 --> 01:34:36,042 - No. No. - So I'll ask one last time: 1446 01:34:36,129 --> 01:34:39,371 - Getting a mani-pedi! - Where is your sister? 1447 01:34:39,465 --> 01:34:40,750 I'm right here. 1448 01:34:49,309 --> 01:34:52,517 Gwendolyn hortencia lewelda kababik? 1449 01:34:52,604 --> 01:34:53,639 Is that you? 1450 01:34:54,063 --> 01:34:55,063 Um... 1451 01:34:55,106 --> 01:34:56,266 Yes. 1452 01:34:56,357 --> 01:34:57,517 That is me. 1453 01:34:58,735 --> 01:35:00,145 Now, please, 1454 01:35:00,236 --> 01:35:03,979 o brutal one, release my brothers. 1455 01:35:07,118 --> 01:35:09,450 And is it your intention, on this day, 1456 01:35:09,537 --> 01:35:13,496 at this hour, to wed Jurgen the brutal of zhatmire? 1457 01:35:15,126 --> 01:35:17,333 Yep. That's my plan. 1458 01:35:17,420 --> 01:35:20,207 And is it your intention to mother his children 1459 01:35:20,298 --> 01:35:23,335 and forge in blood this union with your family? 1460 01:35:25,386 --> 01:35:26,466 Yes. 1461 01:35:26,554 --> 01:35:28,590 Gwendolyn kababik... 1462 01:35:28,681 --> 01:35:30,592 Known throughout the world 1463 01:35:30,683 --> 01:35:33,425 for your beauty and cunning. 1464 01:35:33,811 --> 01:35:36,974 And now you're mine. 1465 01:35:39,901 --> 01:35:40,901 Um... 1466 01:35:41,653 --> 01:35:44,690 May I hold the falcon Jewel? 1467 01:35:46,074 --> 01:35:48,360 Of course, my bride. 1468 01:35:49,327 --> 01:35:50,327 Thank you. 1469 01:35:52,038 --> 01:35:53,038 Get it. 1470 01:35:56,125 --> 01:35:57,911 Jurgen the brutal! 1471 01:35:58,002 --> 01:36:02,587 The brothers kababik have been delayed in gorek. 1472 01:36:02,674 --> 01:36:04,414 These are impostors! 1473 01:36:04,926 --> 01:36:06,757 - Impostors? - Sejze them! 1474 01:36:06,844 --> 01:36:08,709 No, no, no. Oh, no. We can explain. 1475 01:36:08,805 --> 01:36:09,885 Oh, no, no, no. 1476 01:36:09,973 --> 01:36:11,884 I forgot to tell you one thing. 1477 01:36:14,102 --> 01:36:15,558 I have a boyfriend. 1478 01:36:23,319 --> 01:36:24,319 Ah! 1479 01:36:27,699 --> 01:36:29,280 - Get back. - Stay back. 1480 01:36:29,367 --> 01:36:30,367 - Stay away. - Get back! 1481 01:36:31,327 --> 01:36:32,567 Get back! 1482 01:36:33,413 --> 01:36:34,653 Unh! 1483 01:36:51,973 --> 01:36:55,841 Get out of here! I will torch you, bitches. 1484 01:36:55,935 --> 01:36:58,051 I will literally burn your face. 1485 01:37:20,126 --> 01:37:22,367 I'll meet the brothers in gorek. 1486 01:37:22,462 --> 01:37:23,542 Kill them all! 1487 01:37:26,007 --> 01:37:27,463 Go get him! 1488 01:37:27,550 --> 01:37:28,630 Go get the Jewel! 1489 01:37:28,718 --> 01:37:30,834 Don't worry about us. Just go! 1490 01:37:32,972 --> 01:37:33,972 Backpack. 1491 01:37:36,934 --> 01:37:39,846 Get away! I know geometry. 1492 01:37:39,937 --> 01:37:43,054 I'm not messing around, you guys. Get away! 1493 01:37:43,149 --> 01:37:45,310 Fridge, we're gonna die! 1494 01:37:56,204 --> 01:37:58,365 Anybody wanna dance with the bride? 1495 01:39:04,480 --> 01:39:05,480 You want a piece? 1496 01:39:06,941 --> 01:39:07,941 Come on! 1497 01:39:13,698 --> 01:39:15,108 Nunchucks. 1498 01:39:27,336 --> 01:39:28,451 Awesome. 1499 01:39:34,635 --> 01:39:36,045 We did it. 1500 01:39:36,137 --> 01:39:37,137 Let's go! 1501 01:39:46,898 --> 01:39:49,059 - Come on, come on! - Hurry! 1502 01:40:10,338 --> 01:40:11,338 I ook! 1503 01:40:13,216 --> 01:40:14,922 - Is that Spencer? - Oh, my god. 1504 01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:06,800 Nol 1505 01:41:12,900 --> 01:41:13,900 Spencer! 1506 01:41:22,577 --> 01:41:24,909 Who are you? 1507 01:41:30,585 --> 01:41:32,701 I'm Dr. Smolder bravestone. 1508 01:41:58,029 --> 01:41:59,029 Spencer! 1509 01:42:02,408 --> 01:42:04,820 - He says to get on his back. - Who, me? 1510 01:42:14,045 --> 01:42:15,285 Oh, no! 1511 01:42:37,526 --> 01:42:39,517 Oh, no. Milo! 1512 01:42:39,612 --> 01:42:40,943 - Oh, my god. - What's he doing? 1513 01:42:41,030 --> 01:42:42,110 Wait. 1514 01:42:43,324 --> 01:42:44,609 Milo! 1515 01:42:53,709 --> 01:42:55,165 Yeah, Milo! 1516 01:42:56,754 --> 01:42:58,085 Go! 1517 01:43:00,675 --> 01:43:02,461 We're coming, Spencer! 1518 01:43:06,347 --> 01:43:07,678 "Show it to the sun." 1519 01:43:08,224 --> 01:43:09,634 Grandpa, the Jewel! 1520 01:43:09,725 --> 01:43:12,512 You gotta show it to the sun! Get ready! 1521 01:43:19,318 --> 01:43:21,183 Come on, Milo! 1522 01:43:21,696 --> 01:43:23,857 - Go! - Come on, come on! 1523 01:43:38,129 --> 01:43:39,835 Yeah! 1524 01:43:50,141 --> 01:43:52,177 - Call out its name. - Call out its name. 1525 01:43:52,268 --> 01:43:53,849 Call out its name! 1526 01:43:53,936 --> 01:43:56,678 Jumanii! 1527 01:43:56,772 --> 01:43:59,935 Jumanji! 1528 01:44:00,025 --> 01:44:01,025 What'd they say? 1529 01:44:03,237 --> 01:44:04,522 Jumanji? 1530 01:44:33,350 --> 01:44:35,341 On! 1531 01:44:35,436 --> 01:44:36,436 Yes! 1532 01:44:37,104 --> 01:44:38,389 We won! 1533 01:44:38,481 --> 01:44:41,348 - We did it! - Hey! Ha, ha, ha! 1534 01:44:41,442 --> 01:44:43,558 - Yes! - Put me down. 1535 01:44:43,652 --> 01:44:45,358 - Put me down, goddamn it. Stop it. - Okay. 1536 01:44:45,446 --> 01:44:48,188 Is this what you were looking for? This little thing? 1537 01:44:48,282 --> 01:44:49,897 Grandpa, you guys were incredible. 1538 01:44:49,992 --> 01:44:53,610 Yeah, that's the thing about Milo. He's got a lot of skills. 1539 01:44:53,704 --> 01:44:55,035 Milo and Eddie. 1540 01:44:56,624 --> 01:44:57,784 Milo and Eddie. 1541 01:45:04,590 --> 01:45:07,081 Wh... what are we doing here now? 1542 01:45:14,058 --> 01:45:15,298 Whoa! 1543 01:45:17,645 --> 01:45:19,556 Well done, intrepid adventurers. 1544 01:45:19,647 --> 01:45:22,309 You have saved Jumanji. Again. 1545 01:45:23,484 --> 01:45:26,212 And now, with your permission, Dr. Bravestone, 1546 01:45:26,224 --> 01:45:28,148 I will take the Jewel from here. 1547 01:45:28,239 --> 01:45:30,765 I will protect it with my life and return it 1548 01:45:30,777 --> 01:45:33,484 to the care of the elder at the avian province. 1549 01:45:33,577 --> 01:45:35,784 And so your work here is done. 1550 01:45:35,871 --> 01:45:39,739 All of Jumanji thanks you. And, sadly, this is where we part. 1551 01:45:39,834 --> 01:45:42,674 I don't know what's sad about it. I'm ready to get the hell out of here. 1552 01:45:47,716 --> 01:45:48,716 What? 1553 01:45:50,594 --> 01:45:51,594 Really? 1554 01:45:54,765 --> 01:45:57,802 - Hey, guys, you're not gonna believe this. - What'd he say? 1555 01:45:59,270 --> 01:46:01,511 - He says that he... - He wants to stay. 1556 01:46:03,399 --> 01:46:06,015 He says somebody's gotta stay and look after this place. 1557 01:46:07,570 --> 01:46:10,607 And that he's 75 years old and he just learned how to fly. 1558 01:46:13,868 --> 01:46:16,325 But he won't be able to get out. 1559 01:46:17,621 --> 01:46:18,621 He knows. 1560 01:46:22,668 --> 01:46:24,579 Oh, Milo. 1561 01:46:27,923 --> 01:46:30,039 I feel like I just got you back. 1562 01:46:31,051 --> 01:46:32,757 Now I'm losing you for good. 1563 01:46:35,097 --> 01:46:38,635 "You're not losing me, buddy. I'll always be with you." 1564 01:46:45,107 --> 01:46:47,268 Being your partner... 1565 01:46:47,359 --> 01:46:50,317 Is one of the best things I ever got to be. 1566 01:46:53,908 --> 01:46:55,148 He says, "thank you." 1567 01:46:55,242 --> 01:46:56,242 No, no. 1568 01:46:57,202 --> 01:46:58,533 Thank you, Milo. 1569 01:47:27,399 --> 01:47:28,479 Yes! 1570 01:47:29,276 --> 01:47:30,891 Take care, Milo! Martha: Bye! 1571 01:47:32,571 --> 01:47:34,311 Bye-bye, Mr. Walker! 1572 01:47:37,576 --> 01:47:39,737 That's my partner right there. 1573 01:47:45,584 --> 01:47:48,917 Everybody should be so lucky to have a friend like Milo. 1574 01:48:04,812 --> 01:48:06,052 Come on, grandpa. 1575 01:48:06,563 --> 01:48:07,598 Let's go home. 1576 01:48:12,152 --> 01:48:13,152 Hey, guys. 1577 01:48:22,913 --> 01:48:26,872 You do it again, your ass is gonna be stuck here, Spencer! Because I'm not coming back! 1578 01:48:50,232 --> 01:48:51,642 Everybody okay? 1579 01:48:53,193 --> 01:48:54,808 Yeah. 1580 01:48:54,903 --> 01:48:56,268 Grandpa, you okay? 1581 01:48:58,032 --> 01:48:59,693 Yeah, I'm good. 1582 01:49:01,702 --> 01:49:03,863 Holy shit. 1583 01:49:17,593 --> 01:49:19,675 Strike. Square one. Counterstrike. 1584 01:49:19,762 --> 01:49:23,300 - The fat one on the bottom? - The fat... no, the fat one above the r. 1585 01:49:23,390 --> 01:49:24,971 - Okay. - Atop number two. 1586 01:49:25,059 --> 01:49:27,391 - Yeah. Yeah. - So strike, strike. 1587 01:49:27,478 --> 01:49:29,594 - Yeah. - Counterstrike. 1588 01:49:29,688 --> 01:49:32,430 Then kick me. O. 1589 01:49:36,570 --> 01:49:37,935 Let me tell you something. 1590 01:49:38,030 --> 01:49:41,272 - Getting old... - I know. Getting old sucks. 1591 01:49:43,160 --> 01:49:44,445 Getting old... 1592 01:49:47,706 --> 01:49:49,162 Is a gift. 1593 01:49:51,543 --> 01:49:53,750 I forget that sometimes. 1594 01:49:54,963 --> 01:49:56,169 But it is. 1595 01:50:00,719 --> 01:50:03,005 What more could a guy possibly want? 1596 01:50:09,228 --> 01:50:10,228 Hey, guys. 1597 01:50:13,190 --> 01:50:14,555 It was really great. 1598 01:50:15,776 --> 01:50:17,482 Yeah. 1599 01:50:17,569 --> 01:50:20,356 Spencer taught me how to play a video game. 1600 01:50:35,045 --> 01:50:36,376 Oh, hell, no. 1601 01:50:48,183 --> 01:50:49,468 You okay, grandpa? 1602 01:50:52,521 --> 01:50:53,806 Yeah. 1603 01:50:53,897 --> 01:50:55,728 A lot of good memories here. 1604 01:51:07,619 --> 01:51:08,734 Eddie. 1605 01:51:08,829 --> 01:51:10,569 Eddie, is that you? 1606 01:51:10,664 --> 01:51:12,120 Nora. 1607 01:51:12,207 --> 01:51:13,993 - Hey. - Oh, hi. 1608 01:51:14,084 --> 01:51:15,084 Hey, guys. 1609 01:51:17,796 --> 01:51:19,252 What's up, bro? 1610 01:51:19,840 --> 01:51:21,956 So how's business? 1611 01:51:22,050 --> 01:51:23,540 Oh, you know how it is. 1612 01:51:23,635 --> 01:51:26,798 My manager quit six months ago, moved to Philly. 1613 01:51:26,889 --> 01:51:29,505 Place has been kind of a mess ever since. 1614 01:51:29,600 --> 01:51:33,184 It's hard to find people who really know how to do this. 1615 01:51:33,270 --> 01:51:34,555 Oh, well... 1616 01:51:35,564 --> 01:51:37,555 I don't have to tell you this. 1617 01:51:37,649 --> 01:51:39,185 Mmm... 1618 01:51:41,028 --> 01:51:42,814 So you need some help around here? 1619 01:51:44,364 --> 01:51:45,774 You mean it? 1620 01:51:45,866 --> 01:51:47,948 I mean, I... 1621 01:51:48,035 --> 01:51:49,491 I'd be honored. 1622 01:51:49,912 --> 01:51:50,912 Well... 1623 01:51:53,165 --> 01:51:54,780 It's really good to see you, Eddie. 1624 01:51:56,251 --> 01:51:58,207 Likewise. 1625 01:52:02,174 --> 01:52:03,289 Um... heh. 1626 01:52:08,472 --> 01:52:10,963 I'm... I'm gonna take this 1627 01:52:11,475 --> 01:52:14,842 where I was going and... 1628 01:52:14,937 --> 01:52:16,222 I'll be right back. 1629 01:52:16,313 --> 01:52:18,804 You guys gotta come to New York too. 1630 01:52:18,899 --> 01:52:20,389 Yeah, I can't wait. 1631 01:52:21,443 --> 01:52:23,183 This team, forever. 1632 01:52:24,279 --> 01:52:25,439 Forever. 1633 01:52:25,530 --> 01:52:26,530 Always. 1634 01:52:27,908 --> 01:52:31,400 Always and forever? 1635 01:52:31,495 --> 01:52:34,487 - Yeah, let's keep close though. - Of course, yeah. 1636 01:52:34,581 --> 01:52:36,117 One thing. 1637 01:52:36,208 --> 01:52:37,789 Can we all agree? 1638 01:52:37,876 --> 01:52:39,707 Let's never go back there. 1639 01:52:39,795 --> 01:52:42,115 - I thought we already agreed on that. - That's fine. 1640 01:53:22,296 --> 01:53:24,002 Sorry it's so late. 1641 01:53:24,089 --> 01:53:26,626 Yeah, it's that time of year. Everyone's heaters are broken. 1642 01:53:26,717 --> 01:53:29,629 Oh, it's no problem. I'm just glad you made it. 1643 01:53:29,720 --> 01:53:31,426 The furnace is right over here. 1644 01:53:36,601 --> 01:53:38,762 Is that an old video game console? 1645 01:53:39,104 --> 01:53:40,139 Hm? 1646 01:53:41,023 --> 01:53:43,014 Oh, yeah, probably. 1647 01:53:43,108 --> 01:53:44,973 It belongs to my son. 1648 01:53:45,485 --> 01:53:46,485 Hm... 1649 01:53:47,029 --> 01:53:48,644 Yeah, I'm a big gamer. 1650 01:53:49,698 --> 01:53:51,404 I've never seen anything like it. 1651 01:53:56,663 --> 01:53:58,574 Well, it looks like it's broken. 1652 01:53:59,875 --> 01:54:01,866 Maybe you shouldn't touch it. 1652 01:54:02,305 --> 01:55:02,781 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 116251