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[alarm buzzing]
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[sign buzzing]
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[ticking]
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Good afternoon, I'm Brian Pinhead,
and these are the news.
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Day four of the mad nanny crisis.
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Officials have identified
the so-called "Mad Nanny"
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as 54-year-old Meriam Brunch,
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an employee of the highly regarded
Miss Muffet Babysitting Agency.
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The City continues to be terrorized
by this rampaging domestic,
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who destroyed Earl McBain's old-time
toy and memorabilia shop.
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Mr. McBain was heard to ask, quote,
"What kind of nanny'd do this?" unquote.
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Ms. Brunch, don't do this to yourself!
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I know there's a sensitive childcare
professional in there somewhere!
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[police sirens]
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- Any sign of her, Arthur?
- Not from here, Tick.
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That nefarious nanny
has managed to elude us so far,
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but she's as good
as in our heroic grasp,
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because look
what came in the mail today!
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It's the Fiend Finder tracking device.
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I ordered it from the back
of Leotard Legends Monthly.
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Oh, I told you before, Tick.
Those things are a complete waste of...
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Quiet, chum. I'm trying
to locate the proper frequency.
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Tick, I think you have
to stick this thing on here first.
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- Like this.
- [beeping]
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Wait a minute.
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You're saying we have to find the fiend
before we can use the Fiend Finder?
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What a rip-off!
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[explosion]
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Tick, there she is!
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[Tick] Heavens, Arthur,
she's headed for the diner. Come on!
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[pop music plays]
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[electronic bleeps]
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Mad Nanny, if you harm a hair
on this greasy spoon's head,
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you'll have The Tick to answer to!
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Hey! You can't do that to The Tick!
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Oh... I... I...
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Lady, you just toasted the best
BLT joint in the tri-state area.
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Prepare to pick up the tab.
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Whoa!
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Unhand me, tractor woman!
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Ouch! Ooh!
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[groaning]
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You're in a lot of trouble, lady.
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Tick! Tick!
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[moaning]
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[police sirens]
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Check, please.
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Ah, what happened?
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Help! Somebody help!
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The Tick's been kidnapped!
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[Tick] I... want... out!
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[groaning] Iron maiden,
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don't make me...
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Naugahyde. Hey!
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[groaning]
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This stuff really
is tougher than leather.
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Oh, for crying out loud.
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So, at last, The Tick.
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My archenemy sits helpless before me.
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Archenemy?
You must be joking, Charles.
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I don't like you and everything,
but if I ever do have an archenemy,
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it's not gonna be some
creepy little brat with a glass head.
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Yes, well,
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when I get done with you,
you'll know what creepy is.
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And then she just turned into a rocket
and blasted off with him.
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Oh, bad luck. Well, I wish I could help,
but I've got an appointment with my...
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Cancel it.
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We definitely should go get him.
Yeah, definitely.
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Of course, don't know
where to look. Very bad.
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Maybe we do.
Anyone got any double-A batteries?
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[Tick] Charles. Charles, I thought
we worked all this out.
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Weren't you supposed
to outgrow your evil ways?
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Ha!
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[groaning]
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Look, if you let me go right now, I
might consider not telling your parents.
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They're not here, Tick.
It's just you and me.
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They think I'm a bad influence.
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So as soon as they left,
I turned my babysitter
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into a mindless cyborg engine of terror!
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[cackling]
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You know, Charles, sometimes when
I'm feeling like a raving ding-dong,
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- I find a nice chamomile tea.
- Shut up!
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You know why I turned her
into a cyborg engine of terror?
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Do you?
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Ouch!
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Was it a pathetic cry for help?
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Ha, ha, ha. Wrong!
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I did it so I could
lure you into my clutches.
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So I could wreak my vengeance for the
humiliation I suffered at your hands!
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They made me take dancing lessons.
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You brought that on yourself,
little mister! [groaning]
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Any last words?
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Charles, I suggest
you give up this foolishness
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before it goes down
on your permanent record!
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You know, you're almost
as stupid as you look.
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[high-pitched voice] What the...?
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[Charles cackles]
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[Charles] How does it feel
to be reduced to the size
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of my dad's third-place bowling trophy?
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Oh, a shrinking ray.
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- Never seen that before.
- Oh, yeah?
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Well, have you seen this one?
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[groans]
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- [screams]
- [car engine starts]
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[sighs]
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Of course, the Mausmobile
comes loaded with options.
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Electric windows, 8-track and cassette.
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[bleeping]
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Now, we want to stay
on a south by southeast heading.
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Yeah, yeah. Oh, and this button
over here inflates the pontoons.
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Doesn't this thing go any faster?
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I've made better time
in funeral processions.
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Faster? Strap in, sweetie,
this mouse is about to roar.
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Hmm. Let's see, what should I do next?
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- Return us to normal and let us go?
- Yeah, yeah!
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Interesting idea, but no!
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Normal? Ha.
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Who ever got anywhere
by being normal?
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You should be thanking me
for what I'm about to do.
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[squawking]
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OK, Charles, nice touch.
I think you've made your point.
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Not quite, Tick.
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Now you're a tiny two-headed bluebird
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who can only speak
high school French. [cackling]
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[speaks French]
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Sorry. This should only take a minute.
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Pardon us if we don't wait.
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Stop that car!
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There you go. That'll be
your special place from now on.
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And if you're very good,
I might even feed you.
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[speaks French]
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You make me laugh.
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I bet a lot of people would like
a little pet bird like you.
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- Hey, meet your new neighbors.
- [bugs chirping]
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This used to be my gym class,
but I turned them into earwigs.
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That one's Coach Fussell.
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Climb the rope!
Climb the rope!
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[speaks French]
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[whimpering]
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Ooh. Aah.
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Un b�b�!
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- Hello.
- Salut.
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[speak French]
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[Charles] What?!
No, I don't understand. Speak up.
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- Yes, that's the address. What?
- [beeping]
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Listen, it's cash only, OK?
Bidding starts at eight. Bye.
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[dialing phone]
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[phone ringing]
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- Yes?
- [Charles] Mr. Chippendale? Hi.
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You don't know me, but I have something
I think you'll be interested in.
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I've got a fix on him.
He's nearby.
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OK, citizen. Let us off.
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[high-pitched giggling]
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There was something suspicious
about those guys.
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What are you talking about?
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They were cool.
They laughed at all my jokes.
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Come on, guys. The signal
seems to be coming from this way.
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[beeping]
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[American Maid] Chairface Chippendale
and Chrome Dome.
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Ah, very bad, very bad.
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And, look, the Idea Men.
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Where do they keep getting those blimps?
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Wait a second,
I recognize that house. Come on!
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[people chattering]
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Marvelous, what sadism.
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Well, I don't know.
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When I was your age, kid,
we didn't have all this
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high-tech hocus-pocus.
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[coughing]
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See, if you were really evil,
you'd just walk up to a guy
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and smack him in the head.
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[clears throat] Hello.
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[chattering continues]
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Gentlemen.
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Gentlemen.
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Gentlemen!
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[chattering stops]
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I just want to say that there's not one
of you I didn't idolize in my infancy.
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But now I have surpassed you all,
by achieving what none of you could.
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Gentlemen, I give you... The Tick.
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[Chairface] That's not
The Tick, you imp.
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[coughing] Yeah, Tick's not a bird he's
a... What do you call it, a man, right?
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I... I think so.
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[speaks French]
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[Chairface]
He certainly doesn't speak French.
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I'm blowin' this clam bake.
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[commotion]
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Oh, so you don't believe me, huh?
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[rumbling]
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OK, everyone. Watch the birdie.
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You'll never get away with...
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[speaks French]
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That's amazing.
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The bidding begins in five minutes.
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[all chattering, laughing]
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My chance, at last.
I've always wanted to own The Tick.
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Not so fast, Chairface. [chuckling]
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Unless you think you can compete with
the national treasury of Pokoponesia.
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Wow. That must be the greatest
agglomeration of evil ever assembled.
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That little brat's going to
sell The Tick to the highest bidder.
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We've got to get in there
and stop him!
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I wonder how much The Tick
is worth in the open market.
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- Field Mouse!
- Definitely need a plan.
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- Yeah, definitely planless.
- [Arthur] Hmm.
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It just might work.
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What do you think?
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Ooh, I'm terrified. I can't believe you
expect us to pass ourselves off
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as supervillains. I mean, I,
of course, am a master of disguise,
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but he, on the other hand,
looks like a dink.
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Aw, what's going on?
Definitely got a bucket on my head.
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It's our only chance, Die Fledermaus.
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You two have got to get in there
and stall them for as long as you can.
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- You got it?
- Yeah, of course. No problem.
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[sighs] Just let me do the talking.
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Who are you?
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I am The Rake and this is... Buckethead.
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Buckethead, yeah, that's me.
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I never heard of you.
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Oh, well, we're from Ohio.
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Well, OK.
As long as you brought your wallets.
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Buckethead, Buckethead...
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Yeah, I knew a Sockethead once,
back in Muncie.
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- Any relation?
- Oh, no. Definitely not.
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We're all buckets.
Definitely buckets in my family.
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[clears throat]
Now, who will begin the bidding?
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I bid $16.
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Gentlemen, please.
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We're talking about The Tick,
The City's premiere superhero.
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It's not like I'm trying to unload
Die Fledermaus here.
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[chuckling] Unload Die Fledermaus.
Very funny.
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Seventeen dollars.
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No, no. We can't just rescue The Tick.
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We need to get that device
to change him back.
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Good point. I'll sneak in,
hook the line to the device,
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and you'll fly it out with the blimp.
That's your plan?
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Yeah. Then in the commotion,
you grab The Tick.
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- One million dollars.
- One point five.
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One point nine million dollars!
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- Two million dollars.
- And 24 cents.
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Two million and [coughing]...
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...twenty-five cents.
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- Twenty-six cents.
- Twenty-seven.
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- [man] Twenty-eight.
- [Pineapple Pokopo] Twenty-nine.
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Two million dollars and... four dollars.
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[all gasping]
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Oh. Good. Oh... bad.
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[Chairface] Three million four.
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[grunts]
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[Pineapple Pokopo]
A lot of pineapples.
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00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:11,100
Gotta know when to fold 'em.
Too rich for my blood.
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Ten million dollars and four dollars.
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Sold to the man with a rake on his head.
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00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,887
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
254
00:16:22,259 --> 00:16:23,784
Whoa!
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- Arthur!
- Sorry. I'm sorry!
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00:16:39,455 --> 00:16:41,981
OK. Here's the four dollars,
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00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:44,427
and I have to give you the rest
on an IOU.
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00:16:44,496 --> 00:16:47,398
What?! You don't have it?
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[all grumbling]
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- Deadbeat!
- How gauche.
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Yahhh!
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[commotion]
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Come on!
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Thanks, chum!
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Give me that.
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[gasps] Where am I?
267
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Your fun is finished,
vicious little dweeb.
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00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:16,915
I don't think so. [whistles]
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[growling]
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You remember Skippy?
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00:18:23,332 --> 00:18:26,769
Well, guess what.
I had him fixed! [cackling]
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[grunting] Hey!
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[Meriam] Now, that's enough of that.
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Bad dog!
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- [Skippy snarling]
- [Meriam screams]
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I wonder if Charles missed us at all.
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Oh, great. My parents.
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[all chattering]
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Better get out of here.
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[tires screeching]
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Charles?
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I believe your boy
has a lot of explaining to do.
283
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:18,587
Indeed, he does.
284
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:21,925
Now I know what all those
notes from school have been about.
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You're not really misunderstood at all,
are you, Charles?
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00:19:27,007 --> 00:19:29,943
Well... no.
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I'm sorry, Mom, but I'm gonna
have to deliver this monster
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to the proper authorities.
And not for dancing lessons.
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[blows whistle]
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Ha! That's the worst
babysitting job I've ever had.
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I'm sorry for all your trouble, ma'am.
Now, what do we owe you?
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00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:56,954
Well, evil has been rousted
and the babysitter's been paid.
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00:19:57,025 --> 00:20:00,587
Come, heroes,
our work here is done.
294
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:08,106
You know, even though today
was the worst day of my life,
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00:20:08,177 --> 00:20:10,703
I learned many things.
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00:20:10,782 --> 00:20:13,149
First, the world looks a lot different
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00:20:13,218 --> 00:20:16,188
when you're six inches tall
and covered with feathers.
298
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:20,729
Second, two heads
are definitely not better than one.
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00:20:20,799 --> 00:20:25,931
And, finally, you can lay an egg
and still feel like a man!
300
00:20:26,775 --> 00:20:29,142
Oh, no. My baby!
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Ooh! Chocolate.
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00:20:39,297 --> 00:20:40,925
Anybody want some?
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- Oh, no...
- Tick, don't be disgusting.
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00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:48,160
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