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Hey.
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Bring us a bottle.
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Now wait a second.
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Hey, Chief, where's my fish?
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Oh!
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- It's okay, pal. We're just good friends.
- All right.
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Ooh-wee! They got
me runnin' tonight, girls.
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Hey, Stella. I'll give you a quarter
if you lower that zipper another inch.
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Here you go, George. Hiya, fellas.
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How is it at the hospital? Don't tell me you
cut somebody open. I don't wanna hear it.
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- Stella.
- What?
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What's the hardest thing about
a 90-year-old man's wedding night?
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You make my ass ache, Billy.
You know that?
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- Where do you get this stuff?
- Off the men's room walls.
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- Here you go.
- Isn't Billy just heaven?
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- My idea of it.
- I don't know, Stella.
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I think you and Billy'd make
a pretty cute couple. Fool.
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Jackass.
- Fool jackass. How much you win at the track today, Ed?
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- Three hundred.
- Ooh.
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Stella, I'm playin' your song.
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Bob, you quit that. I told you once,
I told you 20 times, I'm not gonna do it.
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- Get up on the bar.
- Come on, Deb. Be a pal here.
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Up on the bar! Up on the bar!
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No.
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Up on the bar! Up on the bar!
Up on the bar!
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On the bar! They want ya.
They want ya. They want ya, babe.
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Go on!
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Out of my way. Spread the wave.
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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Oh!
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Bump that thing, Stella!
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- Whoo!
- Far out!
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- Oh! Oh!
- Stella, don't hurt yourself.
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Oh!
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Whoo!
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Yeah!
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Ohhhhhhhhh!
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Whoo!
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Ba-bum.
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Keep it moving, Stella!
Keep it moving!
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- Stella!
- Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Ronnie, give me that porkpie.
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- Show me some skin, baby.
- Whoo!
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♪♪
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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It's the coldest day of 1969.
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Look for a Watertown low
of minus four degrees.
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Unless you absolutely have to be outside,
this is a great day to stay indoors.
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This cold snap is expected
to last for three more days.
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It's a great life
if you don't weaken.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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So cold. So cold.
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Stella, don't walk away when
I'm trying to tell you a joke.
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I just heard that one.
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Whalers trying to break
the Muskets' six-game...
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Hi. All right.
What's it gonna be?
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Ah. I see by your glassy-eyed stare
you're not sure.
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Here. Have a nut
while you make up your mind.
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Ah. Time's up. What'll you have?
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I was here last night.
I saw you dancing.
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Oh, yeah. I think you're great.
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I wondered if maybe
we could have dinner.
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No. Sorry.
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Are you married, engaged,
involved or something?
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No. Not married, not engaged,
not involved, but, yeah, somethin'.
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And the something is,
not interested.
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- Now, what's it gonna be?
- Draft.
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- You wanna hear another one?
- Bill, if you don't shut up...
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True story.
I just heard it. You wanna hear it?
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I'm ready. Wait a second.
Let me finish up over here.
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- Why not interested?
- Just not.
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- But why not?
- Twenty-five cents, please. Thank you.
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How do I do this?
Stephen Dallas.
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Healthy. Good teeth. I'm doing
a residency a couple blocks from here.
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Specialize in kidney diseases. Anything
you want to know about kidneys, ask me.
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And, uh, I'm told
I wake up easy in the morning.
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- Howdy, beautiful.
- Hi, George.
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What's it gonna be tonight?
Don't tell me.
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- Shot and a beer.
- Shot and a beer.
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- You never disappoint me, George.
- What are you, a nun?
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- You do go out sometimes, don't you?
- Yeah. Sure.
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I used to go out with George.
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What's the secret, George?
What's wrong with me?
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Okay.
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The truth is you're just
a little too fancy for me. All right?
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Fancy kidney doctor. Fancy little cashmere
sweater. Fancy little starched shirt.
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Hey, I'll wear jeans.
I won't shave.
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- How about that money now, George?
- George, it's on me.
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- What a guy!
- Yeah. What a guy.
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Look, I want to
take you to dinner.
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Maybe a movie. Something.
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Just a standard offer.
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- I'm not standard.
- No, you're not.
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Look, this is not a lifetime commitment.
This would just be a date.
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- Somebody get that phone!
- Go somewhere nice. I won't wear cashmere.
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No starch. I'll wear a leather hat
and a nice flannel shirt.
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All right. All right. All right.
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All right. All right. All right.
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That was bad.
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Oh, it wasn't that bad.
She's beautiful.
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Well, yeah, but what about
when she said, uh...
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"Tell 'em Lylah's comin, ' soon
as she gets her harness on"?
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What was that?
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Well, I liked Vertigo
better, I guess.
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Well, Vertigo...
Vertigo was great.
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- But this...
- But I liked this one too.
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- It was just so puerile.
- Puerile?
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- Yeah.
- What the hell's “puerile”?
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- You know. Childish.
- Puerile. Sounds pretty. I like it.
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All right. I'll show you mine
if you show me yours.
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- Beg your pardon?
- You know, tell me something about yourself.
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Then I tell you.
It's called conversation.
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- Okay, um, born in Connecticut.
- Born right here in Watertown.
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- Broke my collarbone twice.
- Never broke nothing.
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Had to fight with my parents to go
to Cornell. They're both doctors.
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They both went to Harvard.
They think Cornell is slumming it.
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My father was
a construction worker
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who got killed in a fight
over a poker game.
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And my mother... Well, she drank herself
to death at 41
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as I was telling the duchess
only yesterday.
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I always wanted to be a doctor.
I believe in it, the whole thing.
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- The oath, the laying on of hands.
- Come on. You're really a doctor?
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- You think I was making it up?
- Some guys would do anything for a date.
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Look at this one!
Eugene Gagliano, the gorgeous pig.
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God, I have rotten taste
in men. I really do.
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He used to like to tie me up
in bed. Ugh, what a pig!
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- He sure was pretty though.
- What's that?
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And this is me
at bartender school.
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- You know what they say about lady bartenders?
- Mm-mmm.
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They're dirty, they're stupid,
their ankles are thick.
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So shut off your minds, boys,
and reach for your dick.
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God, people are
SO mean sometimes.
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I don't care.
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Not me. I don't care.
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Now, what do you call that?
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I... I was just being friendly.
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- Friendly?
- Yeah.
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I've heard that song before.
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Want to wait
till the third date?
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Hmm. Maybe I wanna wait forever.
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Okay, then. I'll just
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I'll just say good night.
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Say good night, Stella.
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Good night, Stella.
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♪♪
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Shh.
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It's incredible.
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Shh. I'm sorry.
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Shh.
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Some of us are enjoying the music.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
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Oh, boy.
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I'm gonna miss this place.
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- Hmm.
- I'm gonna miss you.
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I'm gonna miss you too. We have a couple months left.
- Seven weeks.
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I'll bet in eight weeks you
won't even remember my face.
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How could I forget you?
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The looker.
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You know, I have had my share
of good-looking guys. Oh, I'm sure.
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Well, I have. I showed you that picture
of Eugene Gagliano.
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The gorgeous pig.
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- The same.
- Yeah.
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And a couple of years ago, I dated a guy
who looked almost exactly like ya.
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- Really.
- Uh-huh.
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Well, he was a little shorter than you
and he was Chinese.
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So the fact that he picked me
to be his assistant... It's...
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It's a dream, you know?
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Oh, yeah. Terrific.
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Ooh, fascinated, huh?
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- Oh, yeah. Well, I was interested.
- Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Sure.
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Anyway, next month
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I'm off to New York.
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So soon?
- What do you care? You said the other day I was dull.
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- I said you were calm.
- Yeah. And you yawned when you said it.
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Ah. You don't...
You don't butter toast like that.
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Look. What you do...
You break off a piece, and you butter that.
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And then eat just the piece.
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You told me you wanted me
to help you with things like that.
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I changed my mind.
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What's wrong?
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She stubbed her toe.
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Who?
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That's what my mother
used to say.
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She'd point to some neighbor girl,
all big-bellied... no husband, no job...
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And say, “She was doing fine,
but she stubbed her toe.”
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I'm pregnant.
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What are you gonna do?
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- Shouldn't there be a “we” in that sentence?
- That's what I meant.
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- Yeah, right.
- That's what I meant.
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What do you think?
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I think she was doing fine,
but she stubbed her toe.
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Do you want a baby?
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Maybe.
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I
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I don't know
how you feel about this
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I don't know how
I feel about this, but
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I think I know where
I could set up an abortion.
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Maybe.
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If you want to have it, I'll help you.
It's really up to you.
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You decide what you want.
We'll get it for you.
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Do you know what you want?
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I want a room full of balloons.
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh, my. Oh!
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Oh.
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Oh, boy.
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Gee, if I didn't know
any better, I'd
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I'd think you were getting ready
to ask me to marry you.
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Well, I think that maybe
that's what we should do.
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I think we should get married.
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That's pretty good, Steve.
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Aw, shoot. I almost believe ya.
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No. I mean it.
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We can get married.
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Let's mix some oil and water.
Good idea.
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Come on. You don't wanna marry me.
I don't wanna marry you either.
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Look at you. Trying so hard.
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All the time you're thinking,
“Oh, my God.
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I gotta marry a pregnant bartender
who quit school in the tenth grade.”
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Well, you can relax, Stephen,
'cause the bartender's turning you down.
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You know, I've got a...
I've got a good career going.
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Getting ready to go to New York. All of
a sudden maybe I got a wife and a kid.
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It's not what I had in mind. It's
not the plan, but I thought about it
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I thought about it!
And I finally say to myself
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“Stephen, do the right thing.”
I'm here to do it,
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and you tell me I'm not
smiling broadly enough.
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I understand, okay?
I sympathize.
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I'll help you with any expenses.
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- I don't want your goddamn money.
- Don't be stupid. You can't...
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- Oh, go on. Go on to New York.
- Hey. I'm not the enemy.
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- I want to help.
- No, you don't.
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What you really want is for me to say
it's okay. It's okay for you to leave.
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It's okay for you to go to New York.
That's what you really want.
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So I'm saying it. All right?
It's okay.
238
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,715
Go!
239
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,307
Great life, if you don't weaken.
240
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,061
Last call, guys.
241
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,564
What are you gonna do?
242
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,609
I don't know.
243
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,278
We could get married
if you want.
244
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,947
Ed, come off it.
245
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,951
You're sweet though.
246
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,625
How many months?
247
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:50,546
- Almost three.
- Are you gonna decide soon? Do you want it?
248
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:55,009
I don't know.
How big is it at three months?
249
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:57,803
Tadpole. Peanut.
250
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:02,183
Yeah, but it don't have no brain, right?
It doesn't feel anything, right?
251
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:05,061
No. I don't know.
252
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,564
Well
253
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,900
I'll decide in a couple of days.
254
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,778
- You said that last month.
- I will.
255
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,822
I said I will, and I will.
256
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:20,826
- Do you need any money?
- No. I got almost $2,000 saved up.
257
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,204
Hell, you can retire
and live off the interest.
258
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:32,088
I just don't get it.
Nobody tells you what to do anymore.
259
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,092
Used to be if you got pregnant
and weren't married
260
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,427
you went off like Peggy Riley
in the ninth grade.
261
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,429
Remember her?
262
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,474
You had an abortion.
That was that.
263
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,770
Now I got all these choices.
264
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,523
I can have it,
265
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,526
or I can have an abortion,
266
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,987
or I can have it
and give it away.
267
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,952
But I don't know why they call them
choices. They're all terrible.
268
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,746
It might be fun to have a kid.
269
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,749
I don't know.
I never thought about having kids.
270
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:12,336
- What do you do with them?
- Make 'em go to the store for ya.
271
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,804
I hate 1969.
272
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:29,061
Hey. Do you want to get a pizza tonight after bingo?
- No.
273
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,355
Boy, you're a barrel of laughs.
274
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:35,151
Why don't you go to the racetrack
and waste some more money?
275
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:37,319
Bitch away, bitch.
276
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:40,823
You can argue, froth at the mouth
if you want to.
277
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,033
I'm not gonna fight va.
278
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,119
Besides, I win more than I lose.
279
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:48,414
Said the guy who lost
750 bucks last weekend.
280
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:51,292
That Butterfinger's probably real good
for the kid, isn't it?
281
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:54,462
It's good. I don't know.
I guess it won't hurt.
282
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:57,840
But what about me?
I got a right to live, too, don't I?
283
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:01,594
- I got a right to live, too, don't I?
- Sure you do.
284
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,188
G-51.
285
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,359
O-72.
286
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,403
O-72.
287
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:25,659
- ♪♪-33.
- Stephen still comin' around?
288
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:29,747
He came back from New York last week
holding out an envelope full of money.
289
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:33,584
An envelope. Like money was too
embarrassing to see the light of day.
290
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,128
- O-66.
- Did you take it?
291
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,255
- No.
- What did you tell him?
292
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:42,635
I said, “Die in a ditch.
Just lay down in a ditch and die.”
293
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,095
Who needs him? I got two hands.
294
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,264
- A lot of guys wouldn't have even offered.
- O-71.
295
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,308
- Screw him.
- Stella.
296
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:51,369
- Screw his money.
- That's cute. That's real cute.
297
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:55,022
And screw you too. Will you just shut up?
I only need O-70 to win.
298
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:57,024
- B-9.
- Bingo!
299
00:21:57,107 --> 00:22:00,402
Serves you right.
300
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,868
- Neil, what does your father do?
- For a living?
301
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,621
- My mother was wondering.
- He's a cat burglar.
302
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:14,166
- Seriously.
- Really. He's a cat burglar.
303
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,710
I don't know.
Tell her anything you want.
304
00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:19,046
A merchant.
Tell her my father runs a store.
305
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,298
Why don't you
live with your parents in Arizona?
306
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:24,134
Because I'm grown up...
Or I'm supposed to be grown up.
307
00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:27,596
- I can't follow my parents wherever they go.
- Ed, my water just broke.
308
00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:29,723
- Why stay with your aunt and uncle?
- What?
309
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,518
- My water just broke.
- What?
310
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:37,231
Shut up down there.
- What are you guys, "deef"? I said my water just broke.
311
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,567
Are you all right? Can you walk?
312
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:42,653
I'm trying to watch the movie.
Will you keep the volume down?
313
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:45,906
Do you want your face smashed? Her water just broke.
- Come here, honey.
314
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,950
Come on. Okay, honey.
315
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:52,162
Could you hold
this popcorn for me?
316
00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:54,164
Are you okay?
317
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:56,417
Ow. Ooh. Excuse me, please.
318
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,336
- Ouch!
- Oh, shit.
319
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,506
- Ed, we need to make a chair.
- What the hell are you talking about?
320
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,508
- We have to carry her.
- Carry her?
321
00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:07,887
- I can walk. Let's go, guys.
- Put your arm right there.
322
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:11,140
Stell, come here.
You shouldn't be walking.
323
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,934
- Oh, my God!
- Are you okay?
324
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:17,062
- Oh, honey.
- Bye-bye, Ali.
325
00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:19,064
I'm not angry.
326
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,486
You're awake.
327
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:28,866
- Do you want to see what your new daughter looks like?
- Yeah, sure.
328
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,868
Bring her in.
329
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:44,048
Here we go.
330
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:47,968
Oh.
331
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:52,139
Oh.
332
00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:55,309
Oh, great.
333
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:59,939
Oh, God.
334
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,983
Oh.
335
00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:05,027
Hello, baby.
336
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:10,115
Let me see. You got all your fingers
and your toes?
337
00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:12,952
Huh? Oh, you do.
338
00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:15,663
Look at those little feet.
339
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:18,415
Oh, my goodness.
340
00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:20,501
All mine.
341
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:23,837
All mine.
342
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,720
Where is she?
343
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,764
Where is she?
344
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,933
Here comes Cousin Itt.
345
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,936
I'm gonna get ya.
346
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:46,026
Where is she?
Where's that Jenny girl?
347
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:49,321
- There you are. I see you.
- Peekaboo.
348
00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:51,949
Peekaboo.
349
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,535
Peekaboo. I got ya.
350
00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:56,537
I got ya. Ah, come here, you.
351
00:24:56,620 --> 00:25:00,165
- Gotcha, g-g-g-got.
- Stell, Sara Lee's ready.
352
00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:02,501
Ahhh. All right.
353
00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:05,170
Oopy-doopy-doo.
354
00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:08,340
Whoo! Young lady.
355
00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:13,470
I told Jenny she could have
a little piece if she takes a nap
356
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:18,142
- before he gets here.
- So, uh, when's he coming?
357
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,561
3:30.
358
00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:24,106
- And he hasn't see her since...
- Never. Never seen her.
359
00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:29,528
I still think you were really stupid
not to take the money he offered.
360
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:32,156
I didn't want his money.
361
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,199
That's just pride talkin'.
362
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:36,493
Pride never buttered any bread.
363
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,164
Don't you ever
get lonely, Stell?
364
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,833
Or horny?
365
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,877
Sorry.
366
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:48,255
- Well, you'd think I would, wouldn't ya?
- Uh-huh.
367
00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:50,632
But I don't really.
368
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:53,343
Seems like after Jenny I just
369
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:57,681
I don't have too much left over. You know what I mean?
- Uh-uh. I don't.
370
00:25:57,765 --> 00:26:03,520
Well, anyway, if I did take up with some guy,
he'd probably turn out like Eugene Gagliano.
371
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,731
- Remember him?
- That bum.
372
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:13,155
Here, sweetie. Yum.
373
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,365
- Yes.
- Hello. We were in the neighborhood,
374
00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:18,368
and thought you might like to have a drink
with two handsome men.
375
00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:22,122
- Or me and Tony if we got here first.
- Hi, Ed.
376
00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:24,166
Oh, come now.
Oh, you're all wet.
377
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:26,293
- Who's all wet?
- At least shut the door, fool.
378
00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:29,880
- Hey, Deb. How you doin", baby?
- Hi, Ed.
379
00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,924
- You're all wet.
- Hi, sweetheart.
380
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,718
This is Tony De Banza, and
old army buddy of mine. Hi.
381
00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:36,720
- Debbie Whitman.
- Handsome devil, ain't he?
382
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:40,349
Hi.
- They call him the Polish Sausage, but I ain't sayin' why.
383
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,392
Say why.
384
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:45,687
You know what else?
I sold him half-interest in the bar today.
385
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:48,482
Yeah. I got no more debts
and plenty of money.
386
00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:50,776
- Whoo!
- Ow! It's the good times, Stella.
387
00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:53,612
What do you mean you sold him
half-interest in the bar?
388
00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:58,492
Would you look at that? Sexiest woman in
town, and she won't give me no satisfaction.
389
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:01,245
I'm not gonna listen to you
if you're gonna talk like that.
390
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:03,914
Stella, baby, I didn't mean it!
391
00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:06,250
Hey, turn that shitty church music off.
392
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:09,169
- I like that.
- Don't give him no more to drink.
393
00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:11,755
- Hi, baby. Hi, Jenny-wenny.
- Give him a cup of coffee.
394
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,841
- You got your driver's license yet?
-
395
00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:16,051
- No.
- No?
396
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,512
Oh. Oh. Whoo!
397
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:22,141
- I want me some dancin'. Yes.
- Ed, come on.
398
00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:24,601
- They're crazy.
- Aw, you old pill. To hell with ya.
399
00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:28,147
I'm gonna dance with my baby girl here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
400
00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:31,066
Ed, put her down.
Ed, put her down.
401
00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:35,362
Come on, Ed.
402
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:38,031
We make quite a threesome.
403
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,705
Uh, Debbie, you put the baby
down for a nap. All right?
404
00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,707
- Sure.
- Scram.
405
00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:49,293
Excuse me.
406
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:51,295
- You're so early.
-
407
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:53,755
Sorry. Excuse me.
408
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:56,008
This is how you live, huh?
409
00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:59,636
Hey. We were just having some Sara Lee,
and bam... the ceiling falls in.
410
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:02,097
They just dropped by.
411
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:05,642
- Bye, Stell.
- Bye. Bye, Deb.
412
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:08,103
And don't you ask me
about how we live.
413
00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:11,815
Where have you been the last three years?
Who do you think you are anyway?
414
00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:13,817
I'm the father.
415
00:28:13,901 --> 00:28:17,988
Well, the truth is she could belong
to any one of three or four guys.
416
00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:22,117
I always thought she looked
a lot like Ed Munn through the mouth.
417
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:26,246
- What a piece of work you are.
- Oh, why are you here all of a sudden?
418
00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:29,666
Three years go by. You start
callin' and callin'. What do you want?
419
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:32,377
I can't stop thinking about her.
420
00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:37,591
First I told myself it's part of my life.
421
00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:41,678
It's finished and done,
and I won't think about it, and I didn't.
422
00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:47,684
But... lately, whenever
I let my guard down, whenever I relax
423
00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:49,895
I start wondering
what she looks like.
424
00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:54,691
I think, "Is she walking yet?"
425
00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:58,195
What color are her eyes?
Is she happy?”
426
00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:03,408
I want to spend time with her.
427
00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:06,703
Mama, who is that?
428
00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:11,083
It's okay, honey.
429
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,507
Who is that?
430
00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:21,927
Yeah, Stella. Who is that?
431
00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:29,977
He's your daddy, honey.
432
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,480
I got a daddy?
433
00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:41,571
Yeah.
434
00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:44,283
I'm your daddy.
435
00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:47,494
I brought you something too.
436
00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:50,706
Here. Can you open that?
437
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:57,170
♪♪
438
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,466
- A music box.
- Uh-huh.
439
00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:06,305
And if your mama
says it's okay
440
00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:09,641
I'm gonna come back tomorrow,
and I'm gonna take you to the park.
441
00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:11,727
Would you like that?
442
00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:17,065
Okay.
443
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:26,783
Thanks.
444
00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:29,202
I did it for her.
445
00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,624
See you tomorrow.
446
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,176
- You know what?
- What?
447
00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:46,511
You make me happy.
448
00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:52,309
Oh, you know, maybe...
Maybe if Mama says it's okay
449
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,311
you could come visit me
in New York.
450
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,313
- Yes!
- Yes?
451
00:30:56,355 --> 00:31:00,525
We could go to the zoo, and we could
go to this big toy store I know,
452
00:31:00,609 --> 00:31:04,321
and we can go to this place I know where
we can order strawberry ice cream
453
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:06,365
with fresh strawberries
crushed up inside it.
454
00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:08,367
- Would you like that?
- Yes!
455
00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:10,619
- Yes?
- Uh-huh.
456
00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:16,124
So, anyway, Jody lives
in the country in Florida,
457
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,835
and he's real lonesome
and wants a pet or something.
458
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,004
But his mother says no. Hmm.
459
00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:26,343
But, finally, one day, he finds the
greatest thing. Oh, yeah. The little fawn.
460
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:29,513
- You read The Yearling?
- Sure.
461
00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:32,808
She was originally gonna call it The Fawn.
Did you know that?
462
00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:35,727
Oh, do you remember the part
where he jumps through the...
463
00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:37,729
- Oh, honey.
- No.
464
00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:39,731
- It's okay.
- Oh, Daddy, my new dress.
465
00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:42,317
I know. I know. It's okay. Here.
466
00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:44,986
Oh, boy.
467
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:47,030
Oh.
468
00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:51,159
Hey.
469
00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:53,203
Jen?
470
00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:56,415
I got an idea.
471
00:31:56,498 --> 00:32:00,877
I think you need
to put your head... right here.
472
00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:09,344
It's okay.
473
00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:13,181
Don't you love
the Citicorp Building?
474
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:16,893
- Mmm, I like it.
- Like it? You don't love it?
475
00:32:16,977 --> 00:32:18,895
- Mm-mmm.
- What do you love?
476
00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:24,067
- Um... Oh, I love Rockefeller Center.
- That's an oldie but a goodie.
477
00:32:24,151 --> 00:32:26,695
- Do you still like these things?
- Mm-hmm.
478
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,738
What else?
What else do you love?
479
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:33,368
- Um... Oh, the plaza.
- Oh, yeah. Good answer. Good answer.
480
00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:35,454
- Okay. Dad! Dad!
- Say when.
481
00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:37,706
- When!
- You just have to say when.
482
00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:40,584
Oh
483
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,586
this is the fastest
Easter vacation ever.
484
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:45,172
- I wish I didn't have to go back.
- Me too.
485
00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:47,215
Maybe if I say this.
486
00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:50,552
There's no such thing as school.
There's no such thing as school. Say it.
487
00:32:50,594 --> 00:32:54,598
There's no such thing as school.
There's no such thing as school.
488
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:58,018
There's no such thing as school.
There's no such thing as school.
489
00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:01,021
There's no such thing as school.
490
00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:03,857
- Stephen sent it for your birthday.
- Can I open it now?
491
00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,859
- No.
- Oh, come on.
492
00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:08,320
Now, I mean this.
No cute stuff like last year.
493
00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:11,406
I'll know if you've opened it
and taped it back together.
494
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,408
- You know I'll know.
- Yeah, yeah.
495
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:17,287
- And how will I know?
- 'Cause you can read my face like a book.
496
00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:20,457
Like an open book
with big print.
497
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:23,293
- All right?
- All right.
498
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,757
Well, it's only a week away,
so I can look at it.
499
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,552
- No. I said no.
- Come on. Please.
500
00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:34,721
- No.
- Oh, please.
501
00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:39,559
- Why not?
- 'Cause I say not. That's why.
502
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:41,603
Oh, shit.
503
00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:44,481
Don't you talk like that.
I'll wash your mouth out with soap.
504
00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:48,068
- You know, you make me sick.
- You're not exactly my dream date either.
505
00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:54,491
I'm goin' to the laundry. And I think
you're mean about the present.
506
00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:56,493
I think I'm sweet. Real sweet.
507
00:33:56,576 --> 00:34:00,247
Sweet enough to make you this hot pink dress
like the one you saw on that Madonna girl.
508
00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:04,584
Sweet enough to give you a birthday party
so you can invite Tim Wilkerson.
509
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:08,338
Ooh, Tim Wilkerson. He's so cute.
Don't forget the fabric softener.
510
00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:10,966
- It simply won't do.
- But, Mrs. Wilkerson
511
00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:14,970
it's only an overnight trip to Albany,
and the kids will be supervised.
512
00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:18,223
When they're seniors maybe.
But not now. No.
513
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:21,810
But only nine kids' parents feel like
you do. I think we oughta take a vote.
514
00:34:23,937 --> 00:34:27,482
It's not really fair that you decide just
'cause you're head of the committee.
515
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:29,484
- That's right.
- It simply won't do.
516
00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:34,322
- Why don't we take a vote then?
- Yeah. Vote.
517
00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:38,702
Mrs. Wilkerson, I'm sorry
for the disagreement.
518
00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:42,038
- I hope you'll let Tim go on the trip.
- We'll see.
519
00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:45,333
How are things
behind the bar, Mrs. Claire?
520
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:49,921
Oh, I'm not there anymore. I was working over
at Dierking's Lumber Yard for three years.
521
00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:54,634
But they shut down. So now
I'm on unemployment looking for a job.
522
00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:58,763
It must be so hard raising a child
when you're a single mother.
523
00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:00,849
Oh, no. Jenny and I do fine.
524
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:03,351
- How is Jenny?
- Oh, gosh. She's great.
525
00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:09,024
What a shame she didn't
inherit your hair.
526
00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:14,321
Really.
The color is... striking.
527
00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:18,950
Yeah. Well, the color struck me, too, the
first time I saw it on a supermarket shelf.
528
00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:20,952
Well, it suits you.
529
00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:22,954
- Thank you.
- It's really flattering.
530
00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:27,208
I don't know.
Your whole look is just so unusual.
531
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:29,836
The pants are a bit snug.
532
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:33,632
The makeup is just a touch heavy,
and yet it works so well.
533
00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:36,051
I mean, on you,
it just seems inevitable.
534
00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:38,094
What do you do that for?
535
00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:41,806
What do you say ugly things for? I never did anything to you.
- You're mistaken.
536
00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:44,851
It's 'cause that skinny husband of yours
gave me the hot eye all night.
537
00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:47,937
I don't have any idea
what you're talking about, Mrs. Claire.
538
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:51,608
But I think it would be
a good idea if we tried to carry on
539
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:54,361
something approaching
a civilized conversation, don't you think?
540
00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:58,698
I think... I think you probably
haven't had a good lay in years.
541
00:35:58,782 --> 00:36:02,369
I think your legs have been together
longer than the Lennon Sisters.
542
00:36:02,452 --> 00:36:05,830
- That's what I think.
- Hmph!
543
00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:07,999
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
544
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:11,044
You ready, dear?
545
00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:14,297
- ♪ All the leaves are brown ♪
- ♪ All the leaves are brown ♪
546
00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:16,383
♪ And the sky is gray ♪
547
00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:18,718
♪ And the sky is gray ♪
548
00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,804
♪ I went for a walk ♪
549
00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:24,641
- ♪ I went for a walk.
- ♪ On a winter's day ♪
550
00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:30,188
♪ I'd be safe
and I'd be safe and warm ♪
551
00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:32,190
♪ If I was in LA. ♪
552
00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:34,401
♪ If I was in LA. ♪
553
00:36:34,484 --> 00:36:38,279
♪ California dreamin' ♪
554
00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:41,991
♪ On such a winter's day ♪♪
555
00:36:42,075 --> 00:36:43,993
Look what I have in my hands.
556
00:36:44,077 --> 00:36:47,539
You only own two bras.
This means you're not wearin' one.
557
00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:51,960
I have told you a half a dozen times you're
supposed to go to school wearin' a bra.
558
00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:53,420
Well, you haven't got one on.
559
00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:56,589
I know. But in this big old loose
blouse, nobody can tell.
560
00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:59,008
- Believe me, they can tell.
- Oh, I wish
561
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:03,179
just once you would do what I ask you
without giving me an argument.
562
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:05,306
I wish just once
you'd give me a break.
563
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:09,102
- I talk myself blue in the damn face to you.
- ♪ I love to love you, baby... ♪
564
00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:11,646
Don't sing that dirty song.
Very nice here.
565
00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:14,733
- ♪ Love to love you, baby... ♪
- I said don't sing that dirty song.
566
00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:19,821
You're gettin' harder to handle.
I don't know what I'm gonna do with you.
567
00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:22,907
Well, why don't you just leave me alone?
Leave my tits alone.
568
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:28,538
I ran into Ed Munn today.
569
00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:30,790
Don't screw your face
all up like that.
570
00:37:30,874 --> 00:37:32,792
You look just like your father.
571
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:37,005
Now, I'm telling you, since Ed
lost the bar, he's just been at loose ends.
572
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:39,048
Now he's trying
to sell real estate.
573
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,634
Well, he looked so lonesome
he like to broke my heart.
574
00:37:41,718 --> 00:37:43,970
So, uh, I invited him to supper.
575
00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:46,514
- Ma.
- Oh, come on now. It's not gonna kill ya.
576
00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,892
- He makes me sick.
- He's a very nice guy.
577
00:37:50,727 --> 00:37:54,981
Da-da.
- I told you not to drink if you was comin' over here.
578
00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:58,443
Oh, I had one little, single,
solitary glass of sweet sherry.
579
00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,695
No, wait. It was a Dubonnet.
580
00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:03,740
Dubonnet. Ha, ha, ha. Dubonnet.
581
00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:05,909
Jenny girl,
look who's here for supper.
582
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:08,995
- Hi, teeny-bop.
- Your fly's open.
583
00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:11,289
Ah. Huh.
584
00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:14,417
That's all right.
What can't get up can't get out.
585
00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:17,295
That's the most disgusting
thing I've ever heard.
586
00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:19,672
Oh, yeah?
587
00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:22,050
Well, stick around, kiddo.
588
00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:54,082
I read in the Enquirer that John Lennon's
ghost tried to contact Mother Teresa.
589
00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:03,967
Three times. Over in India.
590
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:14,561
Wants her to make
a record of "Hey Jude."
591
00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:23,194
Well, you know, I...
I don't really believe it
592
00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:27,240
but... isn't that somethin'?
593
00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:30,326
- No.
- No.
594
00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:37,834
Well, I'll tell you what. The two of you
just bore the ass right off of me.
595
00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:41,254
My own daughter and my oldest friend
can't sit down at a table,
596
00:39:41,337 --> 00:39:44,591
for half an hour together
without doin' a cat-and-dog act.
597
00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:48,011
Come on, you two, please.
Give Stella a break. All right?
598
00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:03,860
Wha...
599
00:40:06,279 --> 00:40:08,156
- Ha-ha.
- Hey!
600
00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:12,827
- Hey! Ma!
- Hey!
601
00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:16,497
Hey. Give me that
Give me some of that. There you go.
602
00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:24,672
There. There.
603
00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:27,258
There. Want some of that?
604
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:32,555
Here comes the Parkay!
605
00:40:55,495 --> 00:40:58,331
Ma, you're gonna ruin your eyes.
606
00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:04,379
I applied at McDonald's today.
I think I got a weekend job.
607
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:07,715
Yeah, but, honey,
what about your grades?
608
00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:10,259
Aw, I can make
A's and B's in a walk.
609
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,679
Yeah, but can you
get into college with B's?
610
00:41:12,762 --> 00:41:15,431
I'll get there.
611
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,684
Jenny Claire, AIA.
612
00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:19,686
- Sounds good, huh?
- Yeah.
613
00:41:19,769 --> 00:41:21,771
You want an architect
for a daughter?
614
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:24,649
I want you happy.
615
00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:29,404
Now stand up so I can see how
your party dress is gonna look on ya.
616
00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:31,614
Geez, that's pretty, huh?
617
00:41:31,698 --> 00:41:34,075
Yeah. Ma, remember,
you can't stay.
618
00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:36,369
Except for the first five
minutes of the party
619
00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:38,746
just to say hi,
then back up to my room.
620
00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:42,792
I know. I know. But I don't want no
grass smoked in this house. You got that?
621
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:45,128
- Keep it.
- Thanks, bud.
622
00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:49,132
Hey, Bill, I heard
it's your birthday.
623
00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:53,720
Now, this place moves.
Not like that dump we were in before.
624
00:41:53,803 --> 00:41:56,764
- Ed, this place is nasty.
- No way!
625
00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:59,434
- Just loud.
- Hey, hey, hey!
626
00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:03,646
Hey, guys. Stell,
this is Freddie, Tom and Sid.
627
00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:07,775
Guys, this is Stella Claire, my best pal
and the sexiest woman in the city.
628
00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:10,987
- Hi.
- How you doin'? You wanna dance?
629
00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:14,949
- Yeah.
- Sit down, guys. How's it hangin', Fred?
630
00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:17,994
- Good. Good. What have you been up to?
- Ah, same old, same old.
631
00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:22,832
I love this song. It's great.
632
00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:25,585
- You're quite a dancer.
- Oh, I love to dance.
633
00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:27,795
I used to want to be
a ballerina.
634
00:42:27,837 --> 00:42:30,715
I used to go out onto the back porch
and twirl and twirl.
635
00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:34,052
I used to think maybe
a talent scout would...
636
00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:38,139
Come on, baby.
I got something you'd really like.
637
00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:41,517
I can make you mew
like a kitten.
638
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:43,519
Are you through?
639
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:46,397
You said your say?
640
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:50,234
- Yeah. So what.
- So this.
641
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:55,448
Let go of me.
642
00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:57,366
- Let go!
- Enough.
643
00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:05,416
Watch it!
644
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:09,170
He's got a bat, Ed!
645
00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:11,214
Watch out!
646
00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:14,592
Ah, shit.
647
00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:17,929
- Where's all my stuff?
- Don't sweat it, Stell. We didn't do nothin'.
648
00:43:18,012 --> 00:43:21,349
We'll be out in an hour. Come on.
There's no need to be shoving her.
649
00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:23,392
- Just take it easy.
- Stunning.
650
00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:27,438
Did I tell you about the guy that went
to the hardware store to get a vasectomy?
651
00:43:27,522 --> 00:43:30,191
Every time he got excited,
his garage door went up.
652
00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:33,361
- Get in there.
- It's just stunning.
653
00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:35,488
Home, James. Step on it.
654
00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:40,201
Well, I think
a few phone calls are in order, don't you?
655
00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:50,253
Ma, you made it look wonderful.
656
00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:52,505
- Yeah. It looks good, don't it?
- Doesn't it?
657
00:43:52,588 --> 00:43:54,590
Doesn't it? I got a great idea.
658
00:43:54,674 --> 00:43:57,176
Let's go outside and pretend
we never been here.
659
00:43:57,218 --> 00:44:00,721
Then we can see
what it'll look like to everybody.
660
00:44:00,805 --> 00:44:04,058
Oh, gosh. Oh. Oh.
661
00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:07,895
- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday!
662
00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:12,066
- Aw, happy birthday, baby. Oh, thanks, Mom.
- Give me five.
663
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:14,610
- Oh, Ma, they don't do that anymore.
- Oh, come on!
664
00:44:17,238 --> 00:44:19,198
Hello?
665
00:44:21,242 --> 00:44:23,911
Oh. Okay.
666
00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:29,625
That was Joe Lund.
He said he can't come.
667
00:44:29,709 --> 00:44:32,962
- Oh, why?
- I don't know. He said something came up.
668
00:44:33,045 --> 00:44:35,882
Oh, well. That's just more food
for everybody else.
669
00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:39,010
I know, but Joe's always
so much fun at parties.
670
00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:41,762
I'll get it. You're the birthday girl.
671
00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:43,848
Hmm.
672
00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:49,478
Hi.
673
00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:57,403
That was Diane Vaught's sister.
674
00:44:57,486 --> 00:45:00,406
She says, “"Mama says to tell you
Diane can't come."
675
00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:02,575
Well, God,
she's the first person I asked.
676
00:45:02,658 --> 00:45:04,952
She sits next to me
in first period.
677
00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:10,166
I hope to hell
that's Eugene Gagliano.
678
00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:20,760
No one's comin', I guess.
679
00:45:23,262 --> 00:45:25,890
Happy birthday, Jenny!
680
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:32,605
Hey, Jenny, how about
a birthday present?
681
00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:35,399
Happy birthday!
682
00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:41,489
Why? What is this?
683
00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:45,034
- Did somethin' happen at school?
- No.
684
00:45:45,117 --> 00:45:48,120
Oh, God.
685
00:45:48,204 --> 00:45:50,581
I hate parties anyway.
686
00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:52,708
Any kind of party.
687
00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:59,298
Once when I was 12, this rich girl
invited me to a pool party at her house.
688
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,592
I was still kind of
flat-chested then, so, uh...
689
00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:06,055
So I went out and bought myself a pair of them
foam-rubber falsies to wear under my suit.
690
00:46:06,138 --> 00:46:08,891
You know? And I'm prancing around
the pool. Mm-mm-mm.
691
00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:11,352
Thought I looked like
Natalie Wood or somebody.
692
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,729
So I jump into the pool,
and I'm swimmin' around.
693
00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:17,066
All of a sudden, Paul Burgard
taps me on the shoulder. I look up,
694
00:46:17,149 --> 00:46:20,820
and there's both them damn falsies
floatin' along on top of the water.
695
00:46:20,903 --> 00:46:23,656
I thought I'd die.
696
00:46:25,283 --> 00:46:28,035
It's okay.
697
00:46:30,246 --> 00:46:32,999
I'm not gonna
get upset about it.
698
00:46:33,082 --> 00:46:35,126
I don't get it,
699
00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:39,547
- but I'm not gonna feel bad on my birthday.
- That's my baby.
700
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:43,884
I mean, if they don't want to come
to my party, I can deal with that.
701
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:48,014
Honey, look at me.
702
00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:51,642
Let me see your face.
703
00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:53,686
Come on. I gotta know
if you're okay.
704
00:46:53,769 --> 00:46:56,564
- I'm fine.
- Hey, come on. Let me see your face.
705
00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:01,569
Oh, Ma. Damn it. Don't cry.
706
00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:03,988
I'm not gonna cry.
Don't you cry.
707
00:47:07,033 --> 00:47:08,993
I love ya, Jenny girl.
708
00:47:37,813 --> 00:47:40,316
- Bye, Ma.
- Oh. Bye, hon.
709
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,956
♪♪
710
00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:02,797
So, you want to be
a Nancy Lee representative.
711
00:48:04,757 --> 00:48:07,468
Scores of women just like you
are joining the ranks
712
00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:10,596
of the Nancy Lee company
every week.
713
00:48:10,679 --> 00:48:12,598
Yes, every week.
714
00:48:12,681 --> 00:48:14,642
And they are making good money.
715
00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:17,853
But let's ask ourselves,
is there any other kind?
716
00:48:17,937 --> 00:48:23,651
As they bring the complete line of Nancy
Lee cosmetics into American women's homes.
717
00:48:24,944 --> 00:48:28,447
Now, these bath pearls,
when dropped in your tub
718
00:48:28,531 --> 00:48:31,617
will smooth away dry skin
just like magic.
719
00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:35,329
And this bath oil, as well as all
the Nancy Lee products I've shown you
720
00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:39,333
are made only with the purest ingredients
available to modern science.
721
00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:41,877
Now, these are
our color charts,
722
00:48:41,961 --> 00:48:44,463
for nail enamels and lipsticks.
723
00:48:44,547 --> 00:48:48,342
We call our nail polishes “Wet and Wild.”
724
00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:51,846
And our stay-on lip glosses
glow both morning and night.
725
00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:54,890
So, that's about the gist of it.
726
00:48:55,015 --> 00:48:57,685
Did you wanna order anything
besides them two moisturizers?
727
00:48:57,726 --> 00:49:00,521
Well, ♪ was thinking
maybe some blusher.
728
00:49:00,563 --> 00:49:03,691
This is a brand-new color we have.
It's kind of an apricot.
729
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:06,652
- Mmm.
- Take this brush, make this face,
730
00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:08,904
- and smooth it on right here.
- Mm-hmm.
731
00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:14,160
- Like this? Like this?
- That is fabulous.
732
00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:16,537
♪♪
733
00:49:18,581 --> 00:49:20,875
Hi, Ma.
734
00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:25,588
Ma, this is Jim. Jim Uptegrove.
735
00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:28,340
- This is my mother.
- Hello, Jenny's mother.
736
00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:30,509
Hello.
737
00:49:30,593 --> 00:49:33,095
- I'm a little late.
- I noticed.
738
00:49:33,179 --> 00:49:35,890
- Well, we're goin' to the movies.
- What about your schoolwork?
739
00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:39,185
I did it already. Be right back.
740
00:49:39,268 --> 00:49:41,270
Smoke?
741
00:49:50,446 --> 00:49:53,532
- You don't like me, do you?
- No.
742
00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:57,077
So where do we go
from here, you and me?
743
00:49:57,119 --> 00:50:00,372
I try to kill you off.
You try to do the same to me.
744
00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:04,043
- I'll buy that.
- I know you.
745
00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:07,546
She don't, but I do.
I grew up next door to guys like you.
746
00:50:07,588 --> 00:50:09,590
Always easy, smooth.
Nothin' ever bothers ya.
747
00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:12,843
You wake up in the morning,
your hair's not messed up.
748
00:50:12,927 --> 00:50:15,221
I know you, fella.
749
00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:17,681
I could have had
a dozen just like ya.
750
00:50:17,765 --> 00:50:20,976
No ambition. No talent.
751
00:50:21,101 --> 00:50:23,395
Your brains are
all behind your zipper.
752
00:50:23,437 --> 00:50:26,398
You marry a girl who's better than you.
She winds up miserable
753
00:50:26,482 --> 00:50:29,794
'cause you cheat on her while she has to
live in a nasty house with beaverboard walls.
754
00:50:29,818 --> 00:50:31,737
Man, do I know you.
755
00:50:31,820 --> 00:50:36,075
Well, let me tell you somethin", buster.
You knocked on the wrong door.
756
00:50:36,116 --> 00:50:39,620
We're gonna go grab a pizza, Ma.
757
00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,956
Sorry about the hamburgers.
758
00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:47,044
Mmm. So long, Jenny's mother.
759
00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:49,088
Come on.
760
00:50:54,677 --> 00:50:56,720
Thirty-one dollars.
761
00:50:56,762 --> 00:51:00,266
Even after I pay off Nancy Lee,
my commissions will still come to
762
00:51:00,349 --> 00:51:04,270
well, gee, more than I made filing
at the lumberyard any day. Let me tell ya.
763
00:51:04,353 --> 00:51:07,898
- So, ask me what's on for tonight.
- What's on for tonight?
764
00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:12,069
I made us reservations
to eat at the Windsor Room!
765
00:51:12,152 --> 00:51:15,781
Ma, I'm sorry. I can't go. I've got
a date with Jim Uptegrove tonight.
766
00:51:15,864 --> 00:51:19,577
I don't want you going out with him
anymore. I don't like the guy.
767
00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:21,704
Since when do you
tell me when to come and go?
768
00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:23,872
Since I seen you goin'
in the wrong direction.
769
00:51:23,956 --> 00:51:26,458
You wanna settle
for a dead-end life?
770
00:51:26,542 --> 00:51:29,461
- For the love of God, this is just a date.
- The guy's a bum!
771
00:51:29,545 --> 00:51:32,298
- You're gonna wind up behind a bar!
- Stop trying to run my life.
772
00:51:32,381 --> 00:51:35,301
- I said you're not goin'.
- Watch me.
773
00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:39,096
Bye.
774
00:51:44,143 --> 00:51:46,562
I'm so scared
I'm screwin' up with Jenny.
775
00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:48,606
Oh, come on.
You're a terrific mother.
776
00:51:48,689 --> 00:51:51,817
Yeah. She's hanging out with thugs.
I don't know how to stop her.
777
00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:54,778
I just don't know enough.
I read them women's magazines, you know?
778
00:51:54,862 --> 00:51:57,615
The ones that tell you
how to get a better life.
779
00:51:57,698 --> 00:52:01,744
They say, "Go in a new direction."
I wanna say, “Where's the door?
780
00:52:01,785 --> 00:52:04,455
I'll go, but where's
the goddamn door?”
781
00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:08,584
I don't even know enough
to find the goddamn door. Shoot.
782
00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:10,628
Oh, if I had one wish
783
00:52:10,711 --> 00:52:13,213
it'd be that I had read books
and knew somethin'.
784
00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:15,466
- Something that could help Jen.
- Help her?
785
00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:18,385
- Help her what?
- Help her be happy.
786
00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:21,096
Happy. I want her happy.
787
00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:23,557
A person's life is good,
it shows in their face.
788
00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:26,810
I want to see that look on her face.
I want that for her.
789
00:52:26,894 --> 00:52:28,854
Okay, okay, okay.
I can buy that.
790
00:52:30,064 --> 00:52:32,274
But what do you want for you?
791
00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:35,361
I just feel like
I'm drowning here.
792
00:52:35,444 --> 00:52:37,363
I want
793
00:52:37,446 --> 00:52:40,616
I want somebody to help me
keep my lips above the waterline.
794
00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:47,581
What was wrong with me
all those years ago?
795
00:52:47,665 --> 00:52:50,959
How come you never dated me?
796
00:52:51,043 --> 00:52:53,796
How come you never picked me?
797
00:52:53,837 --> 00:52:56,048
Oh, Ed, we were friends.
798
00:52:56,131 --> 00:53:00,594
What do you think marriage is, enemies?
799
00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:05,808
You got the whole idea screwed up
from fashion magazines and weddings,
800
00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:11,355
and polite little conversations
at the breakfast table from television.
801
00:53:11,438 --> 00:53:14,608
That's not marriage.
802
00:53:14,650 --> 00:53:18,070
Marriage is,
I come home from work,
803
00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:21,865
and we have a beer
and we eat some spaghetti.
804
00:53:21,949 --> 00:53:25,828
Then we roll around on the sofa
for 20 minutes. You like that, don't ya?
805
00:53:25,911 --> 00:53:29,581
Huh? Till we're
all slick and sweaty?
806
00:53:29,665 --> 00:53:33,293
And then we watch
All in the Family,
807
00:53:33,335 --> 00:53:37,673
and take a shower together
and then eat some ice cream in bed.
808
00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:41,427
That's marriage.
Tell me you don't like that.
809
00:53:41,510 --> 00:53:45,139
Tell me that doesn't sound good to you.
You tell me that, huh?
810
00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:17,337
- Here we go.
- Shh. Yeah.
811
00:54:17,421 --> 00:54:20,048
- See ya later, kiddo.
- All right. Bye.
812
00:54:20,132 --> 00:54:22,885
Bye-bye.
813
00:54:29,892 --> 00:54:31,894
Hi, honey.
814
00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:41,069
- Sleep well?
- Oh, okay, I guess.
815
00:54:42,154 --> 00:54:44,490
Good.
816
00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:47,034
Hmm. You look
a little tired though.
817
00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:50,496
Was it a restful sleep?
818
00:55:09,890 --> 00:55:13,143
- Hey.
- Asshole.
819
00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:22,194
Where do you wanna go?
820
00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:24,238
Anyplace. I don't care.
821
00:55:24,279 --> 00:55:28,033
You can take me to Phoenix
or Las Vegas or Schenectady.
822
00:55:28,075 --> 00:55:30,077
- Just not home.
- You got it.
823
00:55:52,140 --> 00:55:54,268
- Don't.
- It's okay.
824
00:55:54,309 --> 00:55:56,770
I said don't!
825
00:55:58,522 --> 00:56:01,483
- What the hell's wrong with you?
- I just don't want to.
826
00:56:01,567 --> 00:56:03,944
You want me to stencil it
on my forehead?
827
00:56:05,571 --> 00:56:08,323
There's no such thing as
“don't want to” if it's done right.
828
00:56:08,407 --> 00:56:11,410
Stop it.
- You act like you never had one in your hand before.
829
00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:14,413
- Come on!
- Hey!
830
00:56:14,454 --> 00:56:16,456
Fine! Walk home!
831
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:20,168
Crawl, bitch!
832
00:57:03,295 --> 00:57:07,883
I'm half out of my mind!
It's 4:00 in the morning.
833
00:57:07,966 --> 00:57:10,278
- What do you think you're doing? Huh?
- Minding my own business.
834
00:57:10,302 --> 00:57:14,681
- You oughta try it sometime.
- Jenny, you answer me. I'm talkin' to you!
835
00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:17,935
Don't walk away from me.
And look at me when I speak to you.
836
00:57:17,976 --> 00:57:20,604
Where were ya? Out layin' around
with that boy half the night!
837
00:57:20,687 --> 00:57:22,689
You were, weren't ya?
838
00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:26,610
Yeah. Are you satisfied?
839
00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:30,197
We did it all night long in the back seat
of his car, and I loved it.
840
00:57:32,532 --> 00:57:34,993
Oh, Christ.
841
00:57:35,077 --> 00:57:37,037
- God, how I hate seeing you like this.
- Yeah?
842
00:57:37,079 --> 00:57:39,849
- Well, mirrors hurt sometimes, don't they?
- What the hell does that mean?
843
00:57:39,873 --> 00:57:43,335
Oh, come on. I saw you yesterday,
walkin' in all tiptoe.
844
00:57:43,377 --> 00:57:47,214
That man is a joke, a fool.
845
00:57:47,255 --> 00:57:50,676
I am a grown woman.
I can do what I choose.
846
00:57:50,717 --> 00:57:53,261
Oh, so you choose
to fuck a fool.
847
00:57:53,345 --> 00:57:57,015
- You take that back.
- No.
848
00:57:58,350 --> 00:58:00,352
- I said take it back.
- No.
849
00:58:00,394 --> 00:58:02,396
- Take it back!
- No. Oh!
850
00:58:04,231 --> 00:58:08,360
All right, I take it back.
I still think he's disgusting.
851
00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:10,988
Get out of the house.
Get out of my sight.
852
00:58:11,071 --> 00:58:13,800
I am so glad to be going to Daddy's,
so glad to be getting away from you!
853
00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:15,843
- I'm leaving today.
- I don't care! Go to the moon for all I care!
854
00:58:15,867 --> 00:58:18,107
- I'm stayin' the whole two weeks!
- Just get out! Get...
855
00:58:58,785 --> 00:59:01,621
Jenny? Jenny?
856
00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:03,999
Jenny? Oh! Jenny!
857
00:59:04,082 --> 00:59:06,918
- Oh, Ma!
- Baby, I'm so sorry I called you that.
858
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,962
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean any of that.
859
00:59:09,046 --> 00:59:12,424
- I won't see him anymore except as a friend.
- I did not sleep with him.
860
00:59:12,466 --> 00:59:15,343
- Okay? No, I swear!
- You didn't? God, I'm so glad!
861
00:59:15,427 --> 00:59:17,530
- You're such a good girl. I knew you were.
- I love you.
862
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:19,514
I'm gonna miss you.
I'm only staying a few days.
863
00:59:19,639 --> 00:59:21,951
Look what I bought... a little dressy sweater
in case you have to go somewhere at night.
864
00:59:21,975 --> 00:59:24,495
- That's expensive!
- I know, but you're gonna look so beautiful.
865
00:59:24,519 --> 00:59:28,106
- Look, it's your color. Oh! Look at that. Oh!
- Oh, Ma. Oh.
866
00:59:28,148 --> 00:59:30,942
Oh, my girl. Oh, shoot.
867
00:59:31,026 --> 00:59:33,862
- This is...
- Go on home. Show's over. The monkey died.
868
00:59:33,945 --> 00:59:36,782
- This is great! I gotta go.
- I guess we put on quite a spectacle.
869
00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:38,825
- But I don't care.
- Give me the bag.
870
00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:40,911
Okay. All right.
871
00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:42,954
- I love you.
- I love you.
872
00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:46,124
All right. Have a good time.
Have a good time.
873
00:59:46,208 --> 00:59:48,269
- I'm gonna miss you, Ma.
- I'll miss you too, honey.
874
00:59:48,293 --> 00:59:50,462
- Good-bye. Bye!
- Good-bye!
875
00:59:50,504 --> 00:59:53,298
- I love you.
- I love you, Ma.
876
00:59:55,467 --> 00:59:58,762
This time,
I want you to meet Janice.
877
00:59:58,845 --> 01:00:03,809
What for?
- Well, because she's part of my life and you're part of my life.
878
01:00:03,850 --> 01:00:07,646
So what's she like?
Is she pretty?
879
01:00:07,687 --> 01:00:10,315
Yes. She's better than pretty.
She's smart.
880
01:00:10,357 --> 01:00:13,193
She's... sexy.
881
01:00:13,276 --> 01:00:16,238
She makes these blueberry pancakes
you wouldn't believe.
882
01:00:16,321 --> 01:00:21,243
And she's charming. You know how people
are either charming or they're not?
883
01:00:21,326 --> 01:00:24,204
She is.
884
01:00:24,246 --> 01:00:29,668
Look, I don't wanna spend the next two weeks
with some rich bitch that I don't even know.
885
01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:33,171
I came to see you.
- It's not like I'm not gonna be there, for God sakes.
886
01:00:33,213 --> 01:00:36,007
And you watch your mouth
about Janice. She's...
887
01:00:36,091 --> 01:00:39,886
- Charming!
- Would you give the world a small break?
888
01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:42,490
You're going for a lovely two weeks
in the country, not a hanging.
889
01:00:42,514 --> 01:00:44,266
When did you start
getting so negative?
890
01:00:44,349 --> 01:00:46,101
When did you start
gettin' so bossy?
891
01:00:46,184 --> 01:00:48,186
When did you start
wearing your hair like this?
892
01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:50,373
When did you start saying things
like "lovely two weeks"?
893
01:00:50,397 --> 01:00:53,358
What is that?
894
01:00:53,441 --> 01:00:55,443
There's nothing wrong
with my hair.
895
01:00:55,527 --> 01:00:57,487
This is new wave.
896
01:01:06,538 --> 01:01:08,832
You know what you need?
897
01:01:09,916 --> 01:01:13,879
You need to put your head
right there.
898
01:01:23,471 --> 01:01:26,433
So, Janice,
Daddy says you're rich.
899
01:01:26,474 --> 01:01:28,476
- Hey, come on.
- No, no. That's okay.
900
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:31,396
She can ask me
whatever she wants. Go on.
901
01:01:31,438 --> 01:01:35,066
- Are you rich?
- I guess you could say that.
902
01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:37,235
Big-time rich
or just so-so rich?
903
01:01:37,319 --> 01:01:39,654
Mmm, so-so rich.
904
01:01:39,779 --> 01:01:43,074
- Born with money?
- No.
905
01:01:43,116 --> 01:01:45,243
I was born on a dirt farm
in Missouri.
906
01:01:45,327 --> 01:01:49,414
I got a scholarship to Smith.
And then I got my job at Random House.
907
01:01:49,497 --> 01:01:51,499
That's where I met my husband.
908
01:01:51,583 --> 01:01:56,213
He had money.
And, uh, when he died, he left it to us.
909
01:01:58,131 --> 01:02:01,134
That felt like a test.
910
01:02:01,176 --> 01:02:03,178
Did I pass?
911
01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:06,556
What else? I love my job.
I've got a great kid.
912
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:10,268
- And I make terrific blueberry pancakes.
- Yeah. I heard.
913
01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:13,688
Jenny.
914
01:02:16,441 --> 01:02:18,443
May I walk with you?
915
01:02:19,819 --> 01:02:22,239
You gonna tell me
what's goin' on?
916
01:02:22,322 --> 01:02:24,282
I just look at Janice,
917
01:02:24,366 --> 01:02:27,953
and I think about Mom breakin'
her back selling cosmetics all day.
918
01:02:28,036 --> 01:02:30,932
You know how often I've tried to help her
out with money? Time and again and again.
919
01:02:30,956 --> 01:02:33,500
I know it. I know it. I know it.
920
01:02:37,671 --> 01:02:40,340
Why didn't you and Mom
get married?
921
01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:46,846
Well, ♪ asked her
922
01:02:46,930 --> 01:02:49,266
in a lame sort of way,
and she said no.
923
01:02:49,349 --> 01:02:52,936
Which was smart.
She was so proud.
924
01:02:53,019 --> 01:02:55,689
She'd always say, “I got two hands.
I can do it myself.”
925
01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:58,733
She still says that.
926
01:02:58,858 --> 01:03:00,819
If we'd gotten married,
it never would've worked.
927
01:03:00,902 --> 01:03:02,904
I mean, if I hunted
the world over
928
01:03:02,988 --> 01:03:06,366
I don't know if I could've found
anybody more different than me.
929
01:03:06,449 --> 01:03:09,119
First time I ever saw her
930
01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:11,288
she was dancing on top of a bar.
931
01:03:11,371 --> 01:03:13,331
Really?
932
01:03:13,415 --> 01:03:16,668
Really. And she gleamed.
933
01:03:18,211 --> 01:03:20,922
Ah, but you take
oil and water,
934
01:03:21,006 --> 01:03:22,924
and you mix and you mix
and you mix.
935
01:03:23,008 --> 01:03:26,011
And when you quit,
you still got oil and water.
936
01:03:30,098 --> 01:03:32,600
So what do you think?
Give us all a break.
937
01:03:34,185 --> 01:03:36,271
Lighten up on Janice.
938
01:03:36,354 --> 01:03:38,857
Please.
939
01:03:49,951 --> 01:03:52,787
Hey, why don't you try this on?
940
01:03:54,497 --> 01:03:57,417
Spandex?
941
01:03:57,459 --> 01:04:02,130
- No. I don't think so.
- Why not? This is really sexy.
942
01:04:02,213 --> 01:04:05,175
- Yeah.
- You think I can get away with this?
943
01:04:05,258 --> 01:04:07,218
Why not?
944
01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:11,306
Jenny, if I wore this,
every guy would...
945
01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:16,144
That's not all they'd do.
Actually...
946
01:04:19,064 --> 01:04:21,816
What do you think of this?
947
01:04:21,941 --> 01:04:25,362
Yeah, if I had your legs,
I'd probably wear that too.
948
01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:28,990
I'm liking you better and better.
You can hang around.
949
01:04:29,074 --> 01:04:32,660
I also spotted this. For you.
950
01:04:32,744 --> 01:04:34,704
- Oh...
- A backless back.
951
01:04:34,788 --> 01:04:37,791
- I don't know.
- Come on. With your back
952
01:04:37,832 --> 01:04:40,960
my legs... how can we go wrong?
953
01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:47,842
How do you think it's going?
954
01:04:47,967 --> 01:04:50,136
Great party, Mom.
955
01:04:52,263 --> 01:04:54,474
- Hi, Janice.
- Hi.
956
01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:57,852
- Oh, you look great.
- Thank you.
957
01:04:57,977 --> 01:05:00,397
Great party, Janice.
958
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,399
- Voila.
- Do you know what we were doing,
959
01:05:02,482 --> 01:05:04,943
for the first time
a year ago tonight?
960
01:05:05,026 --> 01:05:07,112
First time a year ago tonight?
961
01:05:07,195 --> 01:05:10,949
Oh! Am I the color of my dress?
962
01:05:10,990 --> 01:05:14,077
Am I?
963
01:05:25,672 --> 01:05:28,425
So, uh... So you're
from Watertown?
964
01:05:29,717 --> 01:05:33,138
- You've asked me that twice.
- Right, right. Sorry.
965
01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:35,765
You just, uh,
make me a little nervous.
966
01:05:35,849 --> 01:05:39,185
- Why?
- Because you're so pretty.
967
01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:43,982
You're pretty too.
968
01:05:45,733 --> 01:05:48,319
Yeah, I like what I hear
about Smith, but
969
01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:51,448
I don't know. I think
I'd like to go to a co-ed school,
970
01:05:51,531 --> 01:05:54,701
or something like...
U.V.M. or...
971
01:05:54,784 --> 01:05:56,786
What do you think?
972
01:05:56,870 --> 01:05:59,706
Well, I think they're all
pretty much the same.
973
01:05:59,789 --> 01:06:02,333
That's easy for you to say.
974
01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:06,296
- You... You go to Brown.
- Well, I'm a double legacy.
975
01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:08,298
That means they had to take me.
976
01:06:09,841 --> 01:06:12,343
So, um! , what's your major?
977
01:06:12,427 --> 01:06:14,679
Education.
978
01:06:14,762 --> 01:06:16,848
An education major at Brown?
979
01:06:16,931 --> 01:06:19,684
Yeah. My parents
think it's weird too.
980
01:06:22,562 --> 01:06:26,274
I think they were counting
on pre-law, premed, pre-money.
981
01:06:26,357 --> 01:06:28,359
You know?
982
01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:32,405
Do you want to sit down?
983
01:06:34,574 --> 01:06:36,951
This is what I wanna do.
I love teaching.
984
01:06:37,035 --> 01:06:39,037
You know? I mean, I love it.
985
01:06:39,078 --> 01:06:41,372
I'm practice-teaching this semester
in fourth grade.
986
01:06:41,414 --> 01:06:44,209
The kids in fourth grade
are really special.
987
01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:46,878
This one kid, Ricky Degan,
he is so smart.
988
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:50,423
He starts thinkin'... boom, look out.
He's got sparks flyin' off his head.
989
01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:53,760
- But, uh, he's L.D., so...
- What's "L.D."?
990
01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:56,387
- Learning disabled... dyslexic.
- Oh.
991
01:06:56,429 --> 01:06:59,724
Anyway, we're working on a phonics
rock video tape together.
992
01:06:59,766 --> 01:07:02,101
And, uh, he's learning
how to read.
993
01:07:02,185 --> 01:07:04,896
And I'm teaching him.
994
01:07:04,979 --> 01:07:07,482
Wow. That's really great.
995
01:07:11,486 --> 01:07:14,989
- Ask me who had a great time.
- Who had a great time?
996
01:07:15,073 --> 01:07:18,826
- I did.
- I think Pat Robbins had a good time too.
997
01:07:18,910 --> 01:07:22,080
Isn't he something?
He's gonna write me.
998
01:07:22,121 --> 01:07:24,666
Yes?
999
01:07:24,749 --> 01:07:29,671
I've never met a boy before who just
fit together with me, you know?
1000
01:07:29,754 --> 01:07:32,382
Yeah. I do know.
1001
01:07:33,633 --> 01:07:36,761
- I'm sorry you have to go tomorrow.
- Oh, me too.
1002
01:07:36,803 --> 01:07:40,807
But I can't wait to tell Mom
about the great time I had.
1003
01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:43,017
She's gonna love it.
1004
01:07:44,269 --> 01:07:47,272
So he said I'd like Janice,
and he was right.
1005
01:07:47,355 --> 01:07:51,818
Not only is she smart, but she has got
this way about her that... I don't know.
1006
01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:55,196
She's got this wonderful laugh
and this fabulous figure.
1007
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:57,198
- What's her name?
- Janice.
1008
01:07:57,282 --> 01:08:00,868
Janice. Ugliest girl I ever knew
was named Janice.
1009
01:08:00,952 --> 01:08:03,204
- Had buck teeth, hardly any eyebrows.
- Oh!
1010
01:08:03,288 --> 01:08:06,124
And she is an editor
at Random House.
1011
01:08:06,165 --> 01:08:08,835
What's she look like?
Is she 16? She 60? What?
1012
01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:11,254
I don't know.
1013
01:08:11,337 --> 01:08:14,465
I mean, she's not like...
She's just different.
1014
01:08:14,549 --> 01:08:18,177
Different? How is she different?
She got three tits?
1015
01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:20,972
Ma!
1016
01:08:23,474 --> 01:08:25,768
- Ma?
- Yeah. I'm in here.
1017
01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:28,062
Look. I forgot
I had this photograph.
1018
01:08:28,187 --> 01:08:30,607
- That's Janice.
- Oh, let me see.
1019
01:08:30,690 --> 01:08:35,153
Mom! Look what you did.
You ruined it.
1020
01:08:35,236 --> 01:08:37,238
Sorry, honey.
1021
01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:43,703
Let me do that.
1022
01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:45,788
Come here.
1023
01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:50,752
It doesn't matter.
1024
01:09:05,892 --> 01:09:07,810
Get out your checkbook,
Mrs. Douglas.
1025
01:09:07,894 --> 01:09:11,189
I got some stuff in my case
is gonna change your life.
1026
01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:14,567
Knock, knock.
1027
01:09:14,651 --> 01:09:16,653
- Who's there??
- Sam and Janet.
1028
01:09:16,736 --> 01:09:18,696
Sam and Janet who?
1029
01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:22,742
♪ “Sam-and-Janet” evening ♪♪
1030
01:09:22,784 --> 01:09:24,864
I heated up some of that
good stew we had last night.
1031
01:09:24,911 --> 01:09:27,497
- Oh, thank you, honey girl.
- How was your day?
1032
01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:30,208
Great. I sold Mrs. Douglas
a whole lot of stuff she didn't need.
1033
01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:33,002
Good! 'Cause I want you
to look at his picture.
1034
01:09:33,086 --> 01:09:35,838
Oh, not that again!
I'm sick of this Pat Robbins.
1035
01:09:35,922 --> 01:09:38,275
You been following me around
with that snapshot for two weeks.
1036
01:09:38,299 --> 01:09:41,803
- Ma, just his eyes.
- I seen his eyes, both of' em.
1037
01:09:41,886 --> 01:09:43,846
No, not really.
Not with a magnifying glass.
1038
01:09:43,930 --> 01:09:46,265
I won't do it. I won't. I don't want to see his eyes.
- Ma!
1039
01:09:46,349 --> 01:09:48,410
- I don't wanna.
- Just a quick look. A quick look, Ma.
1040
01:09:48,434 --> 01:09:50,895
I won't. All right.
You talked me into it.
1041
01:09:50,978 --> 01:09:54,524
I'm blind. Look at that.
Paul Newman would die of envy.
1042
01:09:54,607 --> 01:09:58,111
Mel what's-his-name should pack it in.
There. Are ya satisfied?
1043
01:09:58,194 --> 01:10:00,363
- It's Gibson. Mel Gibson.
- Mel Gibson.
1044
01:10:00,446 --> 01:10:03,658
It doesn't make any difference.
I'll probably never see him again.
1045
01:10:03,741 --> 01:10:05,660
What do you say
a thing like that for?
1046
01:10:05,743 --> 01:10:08,246
Well, he's spending Christmas
with his family, and...
1047
01:10:08,329 --> 01:10:10,790
Well, what about
Easter vacation?
1048
01:10:10,873 --> 01:10:13,352
He's flying down to Florida
with a bunch of kids from his school,
1049
01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:17,004
and he'll probably meet
some stuck-up heiress and marry her.
1050
01:10:17,088 --> 01:10:21,259
- Or Madonna.
- Madonna. Well, I wish you could go.
1051
01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:25,263
- Did he ask ya?
- Yeah, he did.
1052
01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:28,015
You didn't tell me that.
1053
01:10:28,099 --> 01:10:30,810
Oh, the blue piqué!
You found it.
1054
01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:32,812
- Yeah, it's pretty, isn't it?
- Yeah.
1055
01:10:32,895 --> 01:10:34,814
You want covered buttons?
1056
01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:37,900
Uh, Ma. I want
1057
01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:41,446
- I want you to look at his mouth.
- No!
1058
01:10:41,529 --> 01:10:45,408
- Yes!
- Not that! I can't do it! I'm too weak.
1059
01:10:45,491 --> 01:10:48,453
Look! Look!
1060
01:10:48,494 --> 01:10:52,039
Don't! No.
1061
01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:07,680
Well, I don't care,
if I do say so myself.
1062
01:11:07,764 --> 01:11:09,807
That's pretty.
1063
01:11:09,849 --> 01:11:13,144
- It's beautiful.
- Mmm.
1064
01:11:13,186 --> 01:11:15,229
Happy Christmas eve, sugar.
1065
01:11:15,354 --> 01:11:17,982
You think it needs
some more icicles?
1066
01:11:18,024 --> 01:11:20,151
No, Ma. It's perfect like that.
1067
01:11:20,193 --> 01:11:23,321
Well, how about if we, um
1068
01:11:23,362 --> 01:11:26,115
take some angel hair
and put it over the lights?
1069
01:11:26,199 --> 01:11:31,370
- You know, make it all glowy.
- Mother, don't gussy it all up.
1070
01:11:31,454 --> 01:11:34,373
Ah. Plain Jane.
1071
01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:36,501
Can't stand to see
anything really pretty.
1072
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:53,142
Merry Christmas!
1073
01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:55,144
Hey, mistletoe, missy!
1074
01:11:55,228 --> 01:11:58,397
How about giving your old
uncle Santa Claus a little soul kiss?
1075
01:11:58,481 --> 01:12:00,399
See you in hell first.
1076
01:12:00,483 --> 01:12:02,902
- You got a date.
- Ed, what are you doin'?
1077
01:12:02,985 --> 01:12:05,279
- No!
- I'm gonna cook this ♪.O.B.
1078
01:12:05,363 --> 01:12:08,533
- Oh.
- Ed, come on. Come on, honey. Be reasonable.
1079
01:12:08,574 --> 01:12:11,953
- It takes hours to cook a turkey. Oh, God.
- Oh, well, tell you what.
1080
01:12:12,036 --> 01:12:16,791
We'll turn the son of a bitch up to 5,000
degrees, and we'll microwave its ass. Ow!
1081
01:12:16,874 --> 01:12:19,252
- Ed! Ed.
- Ow, ow, ow. Oh, man, it's hot.
1082
01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:21,379
- My roast!
- Roast on Christmas eve?
1083
01:12:21,462 --> 01:12:24,048
- My roast! Ed!
- We'll just cool this baby off.
1084
01:12:24,131 --> 01:12:26,092
- Here we go. All right. Okay.
- No!
1085
01:12:26,133 --> 01:12:28,886
- Oh, no. Oh, my God.
- There you go, babe.
1086
01:12:28,970 --> 01:12:30,513
Oh, shit.
1087
01:12:31,764 --> 01:12:33,683
You know I'm your friend.
You know I love ya.
1088
01:12:33,766 --> 01:12:36,227
But ya can't just waltz in here drunk
on Christmas eve!
1089
01:12:36,310 --> 01:12:38,813
- I don't want the bird. Take the bird.
- What are you doing?
1090
01:12:38,896 --> 01:12:43,109
- I won him for ya.
- Here. You and the bird get the hell out.
1091
01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:46,028
Look, come back tomorrow
when you're sober, all right?
1092
01:12:46,112 --> 01:12:48,030
I love ya.
1093
01:12:48,114 --> 01:12:51,617
Hey, Stella! It's cold out here.
1094
01:12:56,455 --> 01:12:58,749
Daddy!
1095
01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:00,793
Oh, my goodness!
1096
01:13:00,835 --> 01:13:01,919
What are you doin' here?
1097
01:13:01,961 --> 01:13:04,547
I couldn't resist.
I had to deliver these in person.
1098
01:13:04,630 --> 01:13:08,301
- Merry Christmas.
- Oh, merry Christmas. You look so handsome.
1099
01:13:08,384 --> 01:13:10,636
- You're prejudiced.
- I'll tell Ma you're here.
1100
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:13,222
Ah, just a minute.
Just a minute.
1101
01:13:15,308 --> 01:13:17,852
Just staying for a moment.
Now, don't open those.
1102
01:13:20,229 --> 01:13:23,274
- Ma, Daddy's here!
- What's he doin' here?
1103
01:13:23,316 --> 01:13:26,027
- I don't know.
- My God, what do I look like?
1104
01:13:26,110 --> 01:13:29,947
Give me five minutes
to fix myself up.
1105
01:13:56,349 --> 01:13:59,226
So this big truck driver
is waiting and he's, like, really mad.
1106
01:13:59,310 --> 01:14:02,271
This guy must weigh 275 pounds.
He's really impatient.
1107
01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:09,362
Oh, no.
1108
01:14:09,403 --> 01:14:13,491
Stella. Wow, you look terrific.
1109
01:14:13,574 --> 01:14:17,036
Thanks. Oh.
1110
01:14:17,078 --> 01:14:19,956
And your tree is... It's great!
1111
01:14:20,039 --> 01:14:21,999
- Yeah, isn't it?
- It's great, yeah.
1112
01:14:22,083 --> 01:14:24,251
What are you doing here in Watertown
on Christmas eve?
1113
01:14:24,335 --> 01:14:28,297
It was just an impulse.
I was starved for the sight of this one.
1114
01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:31,425
You want to stay to dinner? We made
a big roast. We made a Waldorf salad.
1115
01:14:31,509 --> 01:14:33,695
- Yeah!
- I wish I could, but I've got to go right back.
1116
01:14:33,719 --> 01:14:35,846
I'm on an 8:00 flight.
1117
01:14:35,888 --> 01:14:38,568
Well, at least take your coat off.
Sit down for a couple of minutes.
1118
01:14:38,641 --> 01:14:42,061
- Come on. All right.
- Oh, all right. Thanks.
1119
01:14:44,021 --> 01:14:45,982
So, what are you doin'
for Christmas?
1120
01:14:46,065 --> 01:14:48,752
Janice and I are driving up to Connecticut
and having dinner with some friends.
1121
01:14:48,776 --> 01:14:51,195
- The Robbinses and the Fiesters.
- Is Pat gonna be there?
1122
01:14:51,237 --> 01:14:53,781
- I think so.
- Tell him I got the letter and the art book.
1123
01:14:53,864 --> 01:14:55,783
- They were beautiful.
- I'll tell him.
1124
01:14:55,866 --> 01:14:58,327
- He asks about you every time I see him.
- He does?
1125
01:14:58,411 --> 01:15:01,831
I wish you could be with us.
Stella, couldn't I take her, just once?
1126
01:15:01,914 --> 01:15:06,419
You mean now?
We got plans for Christmas.
1127
01:15:06,460 --> 01:15:09,088
Of course you do.
1128
01:15:09,171 --> 01:15:12,633
Yeah. We have plans, and...
1129
01:15:16,053 --> 01:15:19,348
- Honey, do you wanna go?
- Oh, honey.
1130
01:15:21,225 --> 01:15:23,227
No, Ma.
1131
01:15:23,310 --> 01:15:27,273
Don't be silly. W-We're gonna see
that play tomorrow night.
1132
01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:31,444
Well. Now look at me, baby.
1133
01:15:31,485 --> 01:15:33,571
Come on. Let me see your face.
1134
01:15:33,612 --> 01:15:36,490
- Come on.
- Ma, I'd rather stay here.
1135
01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:41,746
Well, you're goin', and that's that.
We can see a play anytime.
1136
01:15:41,787 --> 01:15:43,789
Besides, I don't really
like that guy anyway.
1137
01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:45,875
She made me watch something
he wrote on TV once.
1138
01:15:45,958 --> 01:15:48,419
- Pinter. She doesn't like Harold Pinter.
- Go pack, silly.
1139
01:15:48,502 --> 01:15:50,504
- Come on, Ma.
- Go on, go on.
1140
01:16:03,142 --> 01:16:07,521
Hey, maybe I could get us
on the morning flight,
1141
01:16:07,646 --> 01:16:10,441
and the three of us
could have dinner tonight.
1142
01:16:10,524 --> 01:16:13,152
Yeah? Okay.
1143
01:16:13,235 --> 01:16:15,446
- Is the phone still over here?
- Yeah.
1144
01:16:27,958 --> 01:16:30,836
Yes, uh, I'd like to make
a reservation for two.
1145
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:35,466
I brought you this thing, so you can
just keep the son of a bitch!
1146
01:16:39,887 --> 01:16:42,473
- There's nothing at all? Are you sure?
- I get it now.
1147
01:16:42,515 --> 01:16:45,518
Old slow-on-the-uptake Ed
finally gets it.
1148
01:16:45,559 --> 01:16:50,815
Young Dr. Dallas drops by,
so you don't have time for an old pal.
1149
01:16:50,898 --> 01:16:54,985
Well, that's okay, 'cause I don't care
to have Christmas with you.
1150
01:16:55,069 --> 01:16:58,823
You go ahead and you have... You
have Christmas with all your rich folks.
1151
01:17:00,533 --> 01:17:05,079
Merry Christmas.
And piss on you, lady.
1152
01:17:06,205 --> 01:17:08,207
Okay.
1153
01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:11,710
Thank you.
1154
01:17:11,752 --> 01:17:13,796
What was that?
1155
01:17:13,879 --> 01:17:16,340
Oh, Ed was here
a while ago, and I
1156
01:17:16,382 --> 01:17:18,759
I sent him away.
1157
01:17:18,843 --> 01:17:20,886
He's had a little
hard luck lately.
1158
01:17:20,970 --> 01:17:23,764
I guess it's made him sour.
Did you get the new reservations?
1159
01:17:23,848 --> 01:17:26,016
- Everything for tomorrow's booked.
- I'm ready.
1160
01:17:26,058 --> 01:17:28,120
With the snow, we just have
time to get to the airport.
1161
01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:30,146
- All right.
- Are you sure this is all right?
1162
01:17:30,229 --> 01:17:32,189
Yeah. Go on. It'll be fine.
1163
01:17:32,231 --> 01:17:34,334
- Ma, I'll call you as soon as I get there.
- All right.
1164
01:17:34,358 --> 01:17:36,527
- I'll have her back in a couple of days.
- Okay.
1165
01:17:36,610 --> 01:17:38,755
- Stella, I don't know what to say. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
1166
01:17:38,779 --> 01:17:41,031
- Thanks, Ma.
- Okay, baby.
1167
01:17:41,073 --> 01:17:43,200
- Are you gonna be okay?
- I'll be fine.
1168
01:17:43,284 --> 01:17:46,120
- Have a good time. Bye.
- I love you, Ma.
1169
01:17:46,203 --> 01:17:48,164
- I love you too.
- Great to see you.
1170
01:17:48,247 --> 01:17:50,249
- Bye. Bye.
- Bye.
1171
01:17:52,751 --> 01:17:54,753
Oh.
1172
01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:02,469
Jen! Jenny! Jen!
1173
01:18:24,992 --> 01:18:26,994
Merry Christmas, Stella.
1174
01:18:51,852 --> 01:18:55,814
- What??
- ♪ Pina colada ♪♪
1175
01:18:55,856 --> 01:19:00,527
Tan legs, sand. Florida.
1176
01:19:00,611 --> 01:19:02,488
Ma, what are you doin'?
1177
01:19:02,571 --> 01:19:05,491
Mr. Insta-Card, he say he know
somebody very, very blue
1178
01:19:05,532 --> 01:19:09,787
because Pat Robbins and his family
off to Florida for a spring break.
1179
01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:11,997
- I'm not blue.
- Mr. Insta-Card
1180
01:19:12,081 --> 01:19:15,584
he say, “"We can go too."
1181
01:19:15,668 --> 01:19:19,046
Ma, that's dumb.
We can't afford that.
1182
01:19:19,129 --> 01:19:21,131
- Can.
- Can't.
1183
01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:23,676
Can too. Mr. Insta-Card,
he don't care when we pay him back.
1184
01:19:23,717 --> 01:19:26,345
1991, 1999...
It's all the same to him.
1185
01:19:26,428 --> 01:19:29,181
- I would love to go be with Pat, but I'm...
- We're goin'!
1186
01:19:29,265 --> 01:19:31,493
- What do you mean?
- We're gonna Insta-Card our little butts
1187
01:19:31,517 --> 01:19:33,477
down to Florida and Pat Robbins!
1188
01:19:33,519 --> 01:19:35,521
- Mal!
- We're goin'! We're goin'!
1189
01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:37,606
- We're going?
- Mambo!
1190
01:19:37,690 --> 01:19:39,733
- You mean it?
- Merengue!
1191
01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:11,367
Ma, I'm on my way.
1192
01:21:11,450 --> 01:21:15,079
- Oh, how's your cold?
- Oh, a little better, I guess.
1193
01:21:15,162 --> 01:21:19,124
My first time in Florida, I wind up flat on my back...
- Oh.
1194
01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:21,168
With a cold for three days.
1195
01:21:21,251 --> 01:21:24,380
- Can I get you anything?
- Honey, I ordered everything I could think of.
1196
01:21:24,463 --> 01:21:28,634
Magazines, candy, steaks,
cards, cigarettes.
1197
01:21:28,717 --> 01:21:31,929
- Cigarettes with a cold?
- Oh, come on. I'm bored.
1198
01:21:32,012 --> 01:21:33,972
Go on. Go swimmin'.
Have some fun.
1199
01:21:34,014 --> 01:21:37,768
If I feel like it later, I may
get dressed and look up Pat's mom.
1200
01:21:37,851 --> 01:21:39,954
Get together with her
or something like that. All right?
1201
01:21:39,978 --> 01:21:43,399
- Okay, Ma.
- Okay, have a good time.
1202
01:21:50,864 --> 01:21:53,367
Hi. You look great!
1203
01:21:53,450 --> 01:21:55,411
Hi.
1204
01:22:00,958 --> 01:22:03,168
- So you play tennis?
- Yeah, I do.
1205
01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:05,295
- Wanna play later on?
- I don't know how to play.
1206
01:22:05,379 --> 01:22:07,631
- Will you teach me?
- Yes, I'll teach you.
1207
01:22:07,714 --> 01:22:10,759
My God, take a look at this one.
1208
01:22:10,843 --> 01:22:13,762
Oh!
1209
01:22:15,514 --> 01:22:17,516
- Hi.
- Hi. What can I get you?
1210
01:22:17,599 --> 01:22:20,477
I'm gonna have a daiquiri.
No, no. I changed my mind.
1211
01:22:20,519 --> 01:22:23,605
- Gimme a sufferin' bastard.
- Come again?
1212
01:22:23,689 --> 01:22:25,983
You don't know a sufferin' bastard?
It's famous.
1213
01:22:26,024 --> 01:22:28,110
It's in the Trader Vic's
Bartender's Guide.
1214
01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:29,111
Tell me how, I'll make it.
1215
01:22:29,153 --> 01:22:31,363
You know what?
I think it's quicker for me to show ya.
1216
01:22:31,405 --> 01:22:33,407
- Well...
- You don't mind, do ya?
1217
01:22:33,490 --> 01:22:37,286
Now that you mention it.
- I tended bar for five years in Watertown, New York.
1218
01:22:37,369 --> 01:22:40,122
Gimme a double old-fashioned glass. Fill it with ice.
- Lady
1219
01:22:40,205 --> 01:22:44,001
- I take a squeeze of lime. Here, just like that.
- Great.
1220
01:22:44,084 --> 01:22:46,336
- Two kinds of rum.
- Yeah.
1221
01:22:46,378 --> 01:22:49,506
Yeah. A little bit
of mai tai mix.
1222
01:22:49,548 --> 01:22:52,718
- You got any cucumber sticks?
- I must have forgotten the cucumber sticks.
1223
01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:55,554
- All right. I'll take a fruit stick instead.
- You're pretty good.
1224
01:22:55,637 --> 01:22:58,765
- Cheers.
- Stop by anytime.
1225
01:22:58,849 --> 01:23:02,853
Hi. Gee, that's some tan you got there.
1226
01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:05,189
- Thank you.
- Wow!
1227
01:23:05,272 --> 01:23:07,274
Who is that?
1228
01:23:07,357 --> 01:23:10,110
- Isn't this great? Great music.
- Wonderful.
1229
01:23:10,194 --> 01:23:12,505
- You don't feel like dancing, do ya?
- Not right now, thanks.
1230
01:23:12,529 --> 01:23:15,866
Oh, all right. Salsa. It's called salsa.
It's really hot, huh?
1231
01:23:15,908 --> 01:23:17,910
- No kiddin'.
- You wanna dance?
1232
01:23:17,951 --> 01:23:20,204
- Maybe later. Okay.
- Oh, okay.
1233
01:23:28,295 --> 01:23:31,632
- Pina colada, please.
- ♪♪
1234
01:23:37,095 --> 01:23:39,056
Oh.
1235
01:23:39,139 --> 01:23:41,225
- Come on. Let's dance.
- I can't.
1236
01:23:41,308 --> 01:23:43,310
Come on. Come on.
1237
01:23:44,937 --> 01:23:48,690
I could lose my job!
1238
01:23:55,364 --> 01:23:59,076
- Excuse me. Do you believe this?
- Go on. Have a ball.
1239
01:24:03,288 --> 01:24:05,290
- Check that out!
- Oh, my God.
1240
01:24:05,374 --> 01:24:07,334
- Tango!
- Hey, lady, do you know this one?
1241
01:24:12,381 --> 01:24:14,508
Great. I'll see what I can do.
1242
01:24:17,219 --> 01:24:19,721
I can't believe it.
1243
01:24:29,898 --> 01:24:31,316
Ayayay!
1244
01:24:31,358 --> 01:24:34,778
Oh, baby, shake it!
1245
01:24:34,820 --> 01:24:37,322
Yeah, baby!
1246
01:24:42,286 --> 01:24:44,288
- I've gotta go.
- What's wrong?
1247
01:24:44,329 --> 01:24:45,831
Just... Nothing.
1248
01:24:45,914 --> 01:24:48,709
Jenny.
1249
01:24:52,963 --> 01:24:54,923
Oh!
1250
01:25:02,848 --> 01:25:06,893
- Hey, did you order a beer?
- God, this sun feels good.
1251
01:25:06,977 --> 01:25:09,146
I don't care if I get wrinkles.
1252
01:25:09,229 --> 01:25:11,565
- Oh, I always put on sunscreen.
- What is that, a 20?
1253
01:25:11,648 --> 01:25:13,609
Yeah.
1254
01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:16,695
You know that thing we saw
in the bar this morning?
1255
01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:21,408
You know who that is? That's Jenny Claire's
mother. Can you believe that?
1256
01:25:21,491 --> 01:25:24,161
I thought it must've been
Pee-Wee Herman's wife or something.
1257
01:25:24,244 --> 01:25:27,039
- That is Jenny's mother?
- I know. Incredible.
1258
01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:30,208
- I kind of feel sorry for her.
- I'll tell you one thing though.
1259
01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:33,045
She had Pat Robbins
real interested for a while,
1260
01:25:33,086 --> 01:25:35,172
but I bet she can
kiss that good-bye.
1261
01:25:35,213 --> 01:25:37,841
I mean, really, how'd you like
to have a mother like that?
1262
01:25:37,883 --> 01:25:41,762
Oh, I'd shoot myself. I would.
1263
01:26:19,925 --> 01:26:22,302
What's going on?
1264
01:26:22,386 --> 01:26:25,555
- Yo, Dex.
- How ya doin'?
1265
01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:31,770
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
1266
01:26:31,853 --> 01:26:33,855
Nah.
1267
01:26:33,939 --> 01:26:36,316
Forgive me. What'd you do,
take up baby-sitting?
1268
01:26:55,794 --> 01:26:58,588
- Hello?
- Is this Mrs. Stella Claire?
1269
01:26:58,630 --> 01:27:01,758
- Yeah.
- This is Sergeant Phillip, Watertown Police.
1270
01:27:01,842 --> 01:27:03,927
We're holding your daughter.
1271
01:27:04,010 --> 01:27:07,764
Is she all right?
Can I come get her?
1272
01:27:09,182 --> 01:27:11,143
Yeah.
1273
01:27:11,184 --> 01:27:15,105
She didn't have any drugs on her,
but half the kids in the place did
1274
01:27:15,147 --> 01:27:17,315
including that guy she was with.
1275
01:27:17,399 --> 01:27:19,443
She refused her urine test,
1276
01:27:19,526 --> 01:27:22,529
and she slapped the female officer
who was trying to search her.
1277
01:27:22,612 --> 01:27:24,781
Knocked the glasses
clear off her face.
1278
01:27:24,823 --> 01:27:27,159
Are there any charges?
Does she have to come back?
1279
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:29,536
Just take her the hell home.
1280
01:27:29,619 --> 01:27:31,538
She's in there.
1281
01:28:31,598 --> 01:28:34,851
Yes, can I help you?
1282
01:28:34,893 --> 01:28:37,604
- I'm lookin' for Janice Morrison.
- Yes?
1283
01:28:37,687 --> 01:28:40,941
I'm Stella Claire.
I'm Jenny's mom.
1284
01:28:46,071 --> 01:28:48,073
Nice. Nice.
1285
01:28:49,157 --> 01:28:51,159
- It's taken me...
- It must've cost you...
1286
01:28:53,286 --> 01:28:55,705
- W-Would you like to sit down?
- Oh, thanks.
1287
01:28:55,747 --> 01:28:58,458
Why don't we sit over here?
It's more comfortable.
1288
01:28:58,542 --> 01:29:00,502
Oh. Okay.
1289
01:29:03,505 --> 01:29:06,424
- Would you like some coffee?
- Yeah. Uh...
1290
01:29:06,466 --> 01:29:09,010
- How do you take it?
- Uh, milk.
1291
01:29:11,054 --> 01:29:15,559
I'm here.
- Yes. Uh, two coffees, please. One with milk. Thanks.
1292
01:29:21,898 --> 01:29:23,859
Jenny, uh, tells me
you're an editor.
1293
01:29:23,942 --> 01:29:26,611
- That's right.
- Y-You like it?
1294
01:29:26,695 --> 01:29:30,448
- Oh, I love it.
- Yeah. Jenny's always saying about how
1295
01:29:30,532 --> 01:29:34,411
her work has to be satisfyin', how she
wants to go to her job happy every day.
1296
01:29:34,452 --> 01:29:37,998
Where I grew up, people just went to work.
They didn't think about it either way.
1297
01:29:38,081 --> 01:29:40,041
- Can I use this for an ashtray?
- Uh, yes.
1298
01:29:40,125 --> 01:29:42,127
Thanks.
1299
01:29:44,754 --> 01:29:46,715
Jenny wants to be
an architect, you know.
1300
01:29:46,798 --> 01:29:48,800
Yes. She told me.
1301
01:29:55,974 --> 01:29:58,268
I, uh...
1302
01:29:58,310 --> 01:30:01,980
Listen. I, uh...
I wanna ask you something.
1303
01:30:02,063 --> 01:30:05,442
- Mm-hmm.
- Are you and Stephen planning on gettin' married?
1304
01:30:07,777 --> 01:30:11,990
Well, um, yes.
We're pretty close to that.
1305
01:30:13,199 --> 01:30:15,160
Oh, thank you.
1306
01:30:16,953 --> 01:30:18,914
Thank you.
1307
01:30:22,083 --> 01:30:25,629
Well, here's the thing.
1308
01:30:27,297 --> 01:30:31,885
After you and Stephen was married,
would you want to take Jenny?
1309
01:30:31,968 --> 01:30:35,221
- “Take” her?
- Yeah. To live with ya.
1310
01:30:35,305 --> 01:30:39,059
Well, no. We wouldn't
dream of it.
1311
01:30:39,142 --> 01:30:41,311
- I know how close the two of you are.
- Yeah.
1312
01:30:41,394 --> 01:30:44,147
But... But if I didn't
want her anymore.
1313
01:30:44,230 --> 01:30:49,194
I-I mean, if it wasn't convenient
for me to keep her anymore?
1314
01:30:49,235 --> 01:30:52,739
Jenny's growing up now, you know.
She's... She's quite a handful.
1315
01:30:52,822 --> 01:30:54,991
Why don't you just say
what you mean?
1316
01:30:59,204 --> 01:31:02,415
Yeah. Well...
1317
01:31:02,499 --> 01:31:05,043
Jenny's at an age now
where she should have things.
1318
01:31:05,126 --> 01:31:10,048
Not money. I don't mean that.
1319
01:31:10,131 --> 01:31:14,219
But books, museums, art stuff.
1320
01:31:14,302 --> 01:31:17,514
I know you can take a girl to a
museum or... Or buy her a book,
1321
01:31:17,555 --> 01:31:20,600
but when she gets home,
who's she gonna talk about it to?
1322
01:31:20,684 --> 01:31:23,019
And she's...
She's just not happy.
1323
01:31:23,103 --> 01:31:27,023
I can see it. All I have to do
is look at her face.
1324
01:31:27,107 --> 01:31:30,694
I know her. Look, I feel like I did
a lot for her, you know?
1325
01:31:30,735 --> 01:31:35,532
I raised her myself. And I
think maybe my part's done.
1326
01:31:35,573 --> 01:31:39,369
And she's crazy about her dad.
She takes after him an awful lot.
1327
01:31:39,452 --> 01:31:43,581
So if you and Stephen was to get married
and she was to come and live with ya
1328
01:31:43,665 --> 01:31:45,667
you could probably adopt her,
1329
01:31:45,750 --> 01:31:48,253
and the two of you'd have
the same last name.
1330
01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:51,423
And everybody would just...
1331
01:31:51,464 --> 01:31:53,758
Just naturally
think she was yours.
1332
01:31:55,969 --> 01:31:59,347
No, Stella. You're wrong.
1333
01:31:59,431 --> 01:32:03,727
- You've done a wonderful job raising that girl.
- I have, I think.
1334
01:32:03,768 --> 01:32:06,187
So far.
1335
01:32:06,271 --> 01:32:08,311
But she's at the point now
where she could go wrong.
1336
01:32:08,356 --> 01:32:11,317
I don't know that she will,
but I know there's the possibility.
1337
01:32:11,401 --> 01:32:14,070
A-And it just...
It just kills me.
1338
01:32:14,112 --> 01:32:17,866
- Look. I wasn't raised with money...
- Oh, it's not about money.
1339
01:32:17,949 --> 01:32:19,993
You got any brothers or sisters?
1340
01:32:20,076 --> 01:32:22,370
Yes. I have two sisters.
1341
01:32:22,454 --> 01:32:25,915
And did they grow up to be
big-time, fancy editors like you?
1342
01:32:25,999 --> 01:32:28,918
Are they happy?
1343
01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:33,381
Aha. Just like I thought.
1344
01:32:33,465 --> 01:32:36,342
You got out. They didn't.
1345
01:32:36,426 --> 01:32:40,972
I'm telling you, I'm not gonna take
a single solitary chance on my Jen.
1346
01:32:42,057 --> 01:32:43,975
You don't know
how wonderful she is.
1347
01:32:44,059 --> 01:32:47,979
Yes, I do. She didn't get it all
from her father.
1348
01:32:49,064 --> 01:32:51,066
I gotta go.
1349
01:32:52,442 --> 01:32:54,444
Jenny don't know I'm here,
and I don't want her to.
1350
01:32:54,527 --> 01:32:56,529
I've thought it all out,
and the way to do it
1351
01:32:56,613 --> 01:32:58,865
is for her to come visit
like always, and then...
1352
01:32:58,948 --> 01:33:01,451
And then you'll tell her
after she's there.
1353
01:33:01,534 --> 01:33:04,537
- All right.
- Okay.
1354
01:33:04,662 --> 01:33:07,123
Yeah. It'll be best that way.
1355
01:33:26,476 --> 01:33:29,145
- You... You be sure and call. Okay?
- Of course I will.
1356
01:33:29,229 --> 01:33:32,941
- May I see your boarding pass? Thank you.
- Don't worry.
1357
01:33:35,360 --> 01:33:37,654
- Enjoy your flight.
- Thanks.
1358
01:33:37,737 --> 01:33:40,115
- Bye, Ma.
- Bye.
1359
01:33:43,243 --> 01:33:45,995
I love you, Jenny.
1360
01:33:46,079 --> 01:33:48,081
I love you, Ma.
1361
01:33:52,043 --> 01:33:57,006
Everybody's dead. And they're on
the beach, and only one person's left.
1362
01:33:57,048 --> 01:34:00,844
And that's April, the... the one
with the blonde hair, you know?
1363
01:34:00,885 --> 01:34:04,681
And she is so scared. And she knows
she has to get off the island,
1364
01:34:04,764 --> 01:34:07,559
and so she says to herself, you know,
“I have to get off the island.”
1365
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:09,561
- Bob.
- Yeah?
1366
01:34:09,602 --> 01:34:11,563
Less is more.
1367
01:34:16,901 --> 01:34:21,447
You know, Bob, your mom
and my dad look so good together
1368
01:34:21,531 --> 01:34:23,992
they practically
have to get married.
1369
01:34:24,075 --> 01:34:27,537
- Practically.
- So what are you gonna wear?
1370
01:34:27,620 --> 01:34:30,623
I was thinking of spandex.
1371
01:34:34,460 --> 01:34:36,504
- It's 9:30.
- But...
1372
01:34:36,588 --> 01:34:38,506
No.
1373
01:34:41,259 --> 01:34:43,803
- Night, big guy.
- Good night.
1374
01:34:43,887 --> 01:34:46,055
Hug, hug, hug.
1375
01:34:47,223 --> 01:34:49,142
Night.
1376
01:34:49,225 --> 01:34:51,644
- Night.
- Night.
1377
01:34:52,770 --> 01:34:57,609
Jen. Janice and I have
been wondering...
1378
01:35:01,112 --> 01:35:03,198
We want you to come
and live with us.
1379
01:35:04,449 --> 01:35:07,285
What do you mean?
1380
01:35:07,368 --> 01:35:10,914
We want you to come here
and live with us.
1381
01:35:10,997 --> 01:35:14,334
That's a very nice idea,
1382
01:35:14,417 --> 01:35:16,878
but I couldn't leave Mom.
1383
01:35:16,961 --> 01:35:19,505
- You can see your mother whenever you want.
- Sure.
1384
01:35:19,589 --> 01:35:23,259
No. No, I couldn't. But thanks.
1385
01:35:23,301 --> 01:35:26,804
Wait a second. You know...
When your mother and I discussed this...
1386
01:35:26,888 --> 01:35:28,932
- Mom already knows about this?
- Well, sure.
1387
01:35:29,015 --> 01:35:31,267
I mean, she and I both want
what's best for you,
1388
01:35:31,309 --> 01:35:33,478
and we thought, now that you're
practically grown up...
1389
01:35:33,561 --> 01:35:37,106
Look. I don't care what you thought.
I'm not gonna do that.
1390
01:35:37,190 --> 01:35:41,319
Jenny, you don't understand.
This was your mother's idea.
1391
01:35:41,402 --> 01:35:46,032
She came to see me.
- Wait a minute. There's something really wrong here.
1392
01:35:46,115 --> 01:35:48,135
- Nothing is wrong.
- If it's not what you want, we're not gonna...
1393
01:35:48,159 --> 01:35:50,286
Nobody is gonna make you
do anything bad for you.
1394
01:35:50,328 --> 01:35:52,830
This is really way off.
1395
01:35:52,914 --> 01:35:55,124
Uh... When did she
come to see you?
1396
01:35:55,166 --> 01:35:59,128
- Well, I can't remember.
- Was it right after we got back from Florida?
1397
01:35:59,212 --> 01:36:01,631
I guess. I'm not sure.
1398
01:36:01,714 --> 01:36:03,800
Would you think?
1399
01:36:03,841 --> 01:36:07,387
I'm sorry, Jenny. I don't remember exactly
when she... Yes, I guess.
1400
01:36:07,470 --> 01:36:09,470
- Oh, my God.
- What has Florida got to do with it?
1401
01:36:09,514 --> 01:36:12,058
What am I gonna do?
1402
01:36:29,284 --> 01:36:33,079
- Hello.
- Stella. Hi. It's Stephen.
1403
01:36:43,506 --> 01:36:46,259
- Is Ed here?
- Over there.
1404
01:36:56,519 --> 01:36:58,563
Ed.
1405
01:36:59,689 --> 01:37:01,941
Ed.
1406
01:37:10,742 --> 01:37:12,869
- Hiya, Stell.
- Ed.
1407
01:37:14,579 --> 01:37:19,250
I need ya. Ya gotta help me.
1408
01:37:19,334 --> 01:37:21,627
Hey, bud.
1409
01:37:21,711 --> 01:37:24,380
In the whole town,
the prettiest.
1410
01:37:24,422 --> 01:37:26,632
Come on. We gotta go.
1411
01:37:26,716 --> 01:37:29,510
We gotta go.
1412
01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:37,185
Come on.
1413
01:37:37,268 --> 01:37:39,437
Just hang on.
1414
01:37:57,830 --> 01:37:59,749
Knock, knock!
1415
01:38:03,795 --> 01:38:05,755
Ma?
1416
01:38:07,090 --> 01:38:09,759
Hey. Look who's back.
1417
01:38:11,594 --> 01:38:16,224
Ma, I... I tried to call you last night
and this morning, but I couldn't get you.
1418
01:38:16,307 --> 01:38:19,477
Oh. I'm not surprised.
1419
01:38:19,560 --> 01:38:21,604
I been gone half the time.
1420
01:38:21,687 --> 01:38:25,274
We had a party here last night.
Geez, the noise was somethin'.
1421
01:38:28,861 --> 01:38:31,781
What's up? Why are ya back?
1422
01:38:31,823 --> 01:38:36,369
Ma, how could you think
that I would...
1423
01:38:36,452 --> 01:38:40,206
The only place
I want to live is here.
1424
01:38:40,289 --> 01:38:43,584
Yeah? Oh, gee, I thought
you'd like it for a while.
1425
01:38:43,668 --> 01:38:45,586
You always have
such a good time with your dad.
1426
01:38:45,670 --> 01:38:50,591
Well, yeah, I do. But, God,
Ma, this is where I live.
1427
01:38:53,344 --> 01:38:56,180
I guess anywhere you are
is home.
1428
01:39:02,770 --> 01:39:05,565
God. You always was
such a cornball.
1429
01:39:05,648 --> 01:39:08,088
If you're gonna stay for a while,
help me clean this place up.
1430
01:39:10,528 --> 01:39:13,281
I know what you're doin'.
You don't fool me.
1431
01:39:13,364 --> 01:39:16,576
Look, Jenny. If you've got something
to say, I wish you'd spit it out.
1432
01:39:16,659 --> 01:39:21,497
I've got a half a head on from last night. I
don't feel like all this tap dancin' around.
1433
01:39:21,581 --> 01:39:25,168
Ma, I know you don't want me to go.
You were just thinking of me.
1434
01:39:25,209 --> 01:39:27,670
I know you don't
want me to leave.
1435
01:39:27,712 --> 01:39:31,257
- You're really somethin'.
- What do you mean?
1436
01:39:33,885 --> 01:39:35,845
Really somethin'.
1437
01:39:38,514 --> 01:39:43,394
Ya can't believe the whole world
don't revolve around you, can ya?
1438
01:39:43,478 --> 01:39:47,398
Ya can't believe somebody else might want
a little somethin' for themselves, can ya?
1439
01:39:48,941 --> 01:39:51,527
Well, let me tell ya what, girl.
1440
01:39:54,363 --> 01:39:56,282
I'm thrilled
to have you out of here.
1441
01:39:56,365 --> 01:39:59,535
I love having the house
to myself.
1442
01:39:59,619 --> 01:40:02,538
I love just the simple fact
of peace and quiet.
1443
01:40:02,622 --> 01:40:07,376
Besides, I can't handle ya anymore. Runnin'
around with thugs, stayin' out all night.
1444
01:40:07,418 --> 01:40:11,631
Winding up in jail.
It's time I started thinkin' about me.
1445
01:40:11,714 --> 01:40:15,301
I want... a few laughs
1446
01:40:15,384 --> 01:40:17,386
some good times.
1447
01:40:17,470 --> 01:40:20,848
Maybe even a man! A little slap,
a little tickle between the sheets.
1448
01:40:20,932 --> 01:40:24,810
Ooh. You know? Oh, face facts. Ed!
1449
01:40:24,894 --> 01:40:27,772
Hey, Ed! Come on out here.
1450
01:40:30,066 --> 01:40:32,026
You may as well know now.
1451
01:40:32,109 --> 01:40:34,445
- Ed and me are gettin' married.
- What!
1452
01:40:34,529 --> 01:40:37,740
Ed's got a job in Hawaii.
1453
01:40:37,823 --> 01:40:41,953
Oh, for Christ's sake! Don't make me listen
to that cryin' crap this mornin'!
1454
01:40:41,994 --> 01:40:45,498
Why don't you run on back to
Daddy and Miss Moneybags, huh?
1455
01:40:45,581 --> 01:40:48,918
Do you hear me?
1456
01:40:51,254 --> 01:40:54,799
This is not about you!
1457
01:41:42,597 --> 01:41:46,058
Oh, you look beautiful.
1458
01:41:46,183 --> 01:41:48,144
Ah, you're prejudiced.
1459
01:41:52,481 --> 01:41:54,400
It's time.
1460
01:41:56,360 --> 01:42:00,239
I don't know about you, but I need you
to put your head right here.
1461
01:42:00,323 --> 01:42:04,243
Fathers are supposed to say something wise
to their daughters on their wedding day,
1462
01:42:04,327 --> 01:42:07,371
but the sight of you
strikes me dumb.
1463
01:42:09,081 --> 01:42:12,001
It all comes down to this.
You are loved.
1464
01:42:12,043 --> 01:42:14,003
I can't take much credit
for it,
1465
01:42:14,045 --> 01:42:18,257
but not many kids get as good
a foundation for life as you've had.
1466
01:42:18,341 --> 01:42:21,385
You are loved.
1467
01:42:21,469 --> 01:42:23,387
And I know Stella
would tell you the same thing.
1468
01:42:23,471 --> 01:42:26,015
Oh, God, I miss her.
1469
01:42:26,098 --> 01:42:30,561
I can still feel her hand on my head
from when she used to brush my hair.
1470
01:42:32,063 --> 01:42:35,232
I don't mean I-I remember it.
I mean, I feel it.
1471
01:42:39,403 --> 01:42:43,574
I called Honolulu this morning,
then all the other islands.
1472
01:42:43,658 --> 01:42:47,453
Still no listings of her
or Ed Munn.
1473
01:42:47,536 --> 01:42:49,914
I can't imagine getting
married without her.
1474
01:42:49,997 --> 01:42:52,208
We tried everything, honey.
1475
01:42:52,249 --> 01:42:55,044
If she knew, do you think
there's anything in the world
1476
01:42:55,086 --> 01:42:57,463
that could keep her away
from here tonight?
1477
01:43:20,444 --> 01:43:22,405
Okay, folks. No stars tonight.
1478
01:43:22,446 --> 01:43:24,407
Just a big wedding.
Let's go. Come on.
1479
01:43:24,448 --> 01:43:27,827
Oh, dear!
It's so wet. Thank you.
1480
01:43:59,942 --> 01:44:03,070
Hey, lady, come on.
Give 'em a break in there, will ya?
1481
01:44:03,154 --> 01:44:05,698
You ever heard of privacy?
Why don't you take a walk?
1482
01:44:05,781 --> 01:44:08,242
No. Please.
1483
01:44:08,325 --> 01:44:10,286
Let me see her face.
1484
01:44:10,327 --> 01:44:12,705
She's gonna raise her veil in a minute
when he kisses her.
1485
01:44:12,788 --> 01:44:15,833
I gotta see her face.
1486
01:44:15,916 --> 01:44:18,377
You've got a minute, lady.
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