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- * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
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* ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX *
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* SHAKE IT, DUDE
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*
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* ONE, TWO, DO IT!
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* ONE, TWO, THREE
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- * FOUR, FOUR
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[sultry disco music]
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- * TENGO FIEBRE AIEE
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*
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* TENGO FIEBRE AIEE
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*
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* TENGO FIEBRE AIEE
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*
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* ESTOY ENFERMA DE AMOR
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* ESTOY ENFERMA DE AMOR
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*
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* TENGO FIEBRE AIEE
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[cheering]
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- AM I SEEING
WHAT I THINK I'M SEEING?
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- YES, YOU ARE SEEING IT.
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IT'S THE MOST HISTORIC
REUNIFICATION SINCE GERMANY.
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- WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE FIDDLER?
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- HE FELL OFF THE ROOF.
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- [laughs]
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[edgy dance music]
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*
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- HEY, COME ON NOW,
WHY DON'T WE GO SHAKE
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A TAIL FEATHER
ON THE DANCE FLOOR?
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- MMM, MY BACK'S
STILL ACTING UP.
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BUT YOU GO AHEAD.
ENJOY YOURSELF.
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- MIND IF I BORROW
YOUR HUSBAND?
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- JUST BE SURE TO KEEP
YOUR HANDS ABOVE HIS WAIST
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AT ALL TIMES.
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- YOU TAKE THE FUN
OUT OF EVERYTHING.
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- TWO SONGS,
THEN COME RESCUE ME.
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- * KISS ME ALL OVER AGAIN
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* THIS DAY WILL NEVER END
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* THIS NIGHT
IS AROUND THE BEND *
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- ANOTHER OF MY USUAL.
- COMING UP.
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- [sighs]
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VODKA...AND VICACET.
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- THOSE THINGS ARE STRONG.
BETTER GO EASY.
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- WELL...NOT LIKE
I HAVE TO GET UP FOR WORK
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IN THE MORNING.
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HECK, IT'S NOT LIKE
I HAVE TO GET UP FOR ANYTHING.
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- * TRULY SET ME FREE
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- OKAY, I'LL GET IT.
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YOU WAIT HERE.
- COOL.
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- HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO BACK
TO YOUR PLACE.
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EVERYONE'S SAYING THERE
ARE UNDERCOVER COPS EVERYWHERE.
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- OH, FUCK.
THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HOT.
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[both moaning]
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[laid-back dreamy jazz]
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*
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- I'LL ALWAYS CHERISH THE TIMES
I SPENT WITH MY DAD,
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BUILDING MODEL AIRPLANES,
HEARING HIS STORIES,
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HIS WORDS OF ADVICE.
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ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT
LESSONS I EVER LEARNED IS...
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"IF YOU SAY IT, MEAN IT."
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RIGHT, BOYS?
both: RIGHT, DAD.
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- WHEN I SAY I'M GOING
TO MAKE PITTSBURGH
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FAMILY-FRIENDLY ONCE MORE,
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YOU CAN BE SURE I MEAN IT.
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- AND CUT!
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YOU GOOD?
- YEAH.
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THAT WAS GREAT, JIM.
YOU TOO, GUYS.
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- BOYS, YOU'RE GOING
TO BE LATE FOR BASKETBALL.
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- BYE, DAD.
- BYE, DAD.
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- HEY, WIN THAT GAME!
- HOW'D HE DO?
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- HOPE I WASN'T TOO STIFF.
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- NO, YOU DON'T HAVE
A STIFF BONE IN YOUR BODY.
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- I GOT ONE.
MY BACK'S KILLING ME.
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- WHAT, OLD SPORTS INJURY?
- HOW'D YOU GUESS?
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- HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU
GO SOAK IN THE HOT TUB?
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- GOOD IDEA.
HEY, YOU WANT TO JOIN ME?
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- UM...DON'T USUALLY
TRAVEL WITH A SWIMSUIT.
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- WE'RE JUST A COUPLE OF GUYS.
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
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COME ON.
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- THERE'S A LOT OF PERKS
TO BEING A MEMBER
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OF THE Q-MART FAMILY.
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THERE'S THE EMPLOYEE PENSION.
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OF COURSE, YOU HAVE TO WORK HERE
50 YEARS TO GET THAT.
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THEN THERE'S
THE EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT.
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- OH, WELL, IT'S A RELIEF
TO KNOW I'LL NEVER HAVE TO PAY
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FULL PRICE
FOR TOILET PAPER AGAIN.
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JUST...DON'T EXPECT
TOO MUCH, OKAY?
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THIS ISN'T EXACTLY
WHAT YOU'RE USED TO.
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- THERE'S NO SHAME
IN EARNING AN HONEST DAY'S PAY
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FOR AN HONEST DAY'S WORK,
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AND THE FACT THAT YOU'D
GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO HELP ME
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IS ALL THAT MATTERS.
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- TRACE!
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- MIKE!
- LOOK AT YOU, MANAGER!
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- CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
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- NOBODY DESERVES IT MORE.
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- AWW.
- TRACY, THIS IS TED.
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- HI. TED SCHMIDT.
NICE TO MEET YOU, TRACY.
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- YOU TOO, TED.
MIKE SAYS YOU'RE A GREAT GUY.
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- OH, WELL, YOU KNOW MIKE.
ALL HEART, NO TASTE...
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BUT THANKS FOR CONSIDERING ME
FOR THE JOB.
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- IT'S FOR
ASSISTANT BOOKKEEPER.
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FROM THE RESUME YOU SENT ME,
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YOU SEEM
A LITTLE OVERQUALIFIED.
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- IT DOESN'T MATTER.
AS I WAS JUST SAYING TO MICHAEL,
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THERE'S NO SHAME IN EARNING
AN HONEST DAY'S PAY
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FOR AN HONEST DAY'S WORK.
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- WELL,
THAT'S A GREAT ATTITUDE.
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SO WHY DON'T WE
GO UP TO MY OFFICE--
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OR SHOULD I SAY CUBICLE?
- YEAH.
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- AND WE'LL DISCUSS
WHAT THE POSITION ENTAILS.
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- SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
- OKAY.
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- TAGGART CASE,
PROBABLY BE GOING TO TRIAL
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JUST AS I GO INTO LABOR.
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- I'LL TAKE OVER.
ONE LESS THING
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YOU'LL BE SCREAMING ABOUT
WHILE YOU'RE GIVING BIRTH.
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- THANKS, DEE.
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- AND I'LL TAKE OVER
THE MORTIMER CASE,
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BUT WE MAY NEED YOU
TO CONSULT.
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- HEY, I'M NOT RETIRING,
JUST CUTTING BACK.
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WHAT?
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- NOTHING.
- NOTHING.
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IT'S JUST THAT
IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE YOU,
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OF ALL PEOPLE...
- SLOWING DOWN.
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- WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU'RE ALL SITTING DOWN.
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I JUST GOT THE NEWS.
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THE STATE SUPREME COURT
HAS ACCEPTED OUR APPEAL
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ON ARLEN VERSUS ARLEN.
- OH!
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- DID YOU DREAM THIS DAY
WOULD EVER COME?
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- I WAS BEGINNING
TO HAVE MY DOUBTS.
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- I CAN'T WAIT TO CALL
THE CLIENT AND TELL HER.
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- YOU MIGHT ALSO
WANT TO TELL HER
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I'LL BE TAKING OVER
AS LEAD COUNSEL.
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- EXCUSE ME?
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- WELL, YOU ASKED THE FIRM
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TO LIGHTEN YOUR WORKLOAD,
SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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DEE, ERIC, UH, WE'LL
BE RECONVENING IN MY OFFICE.
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WE NEED TO GO OVER
THE BRIEFING SCHEDULE,
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START MAPPING OUT OUR STRATEGY.
- HOLD IT, HOLD IT.
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I SPENT THE LAST THREE YEARS
OF MY LIFE
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GETTING THIS CASE
TO COURT.
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IT'S GOING TO BE
A LANDMARK DECISION.
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- AND IT'S ALSO GOING
TO TAKE YOUR FULL
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AND UNDIVIDED ATTENTION
FROM NOW UNTIL WE GO TO TRIAL.
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THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN
DO ALL THAT'S REQUIRED
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AND ONLY WORK PART-TIME.
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OKAY.
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- AHH.
IT'S HOT.
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- TAKES SOME GETTING USED TO,
BUT ONCE YOU'RE INSIDE,
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FEELS DAMN GOOD.
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- [chuckles]
YEAH.
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- I LIKE YOU, KINNEY.
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- UH, THANKS...
JIM.
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YOU TOO.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT MY PLAN IS
AFTER I GET ELECTED?
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- BAIL ON ALL
YOUR CAMPAIGN PROMISES,
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EMBEZZLE THE CITY PAYROLL,
AND ABSCOND TO SOUTH AMERICA.
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- I PLAN ON INTRODUCING YOU
TO EVERY FAT CAT
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WHO'S BEEN BACKING
MY CAMPAIGN.
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- WELL, I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
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WHY THE FUCK ELSE
DO YOU THINK I'M DOING THIS?
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- I ALSO LIKE YOUR STYLE.
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STRAIGHTFORWARD,
NO BULLSHIT.
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YOU GOT BALLS.
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- OH, YOU NOTICED.
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- THAT'S WHY I'M GOING
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
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I NEVER TOLD A LIVING SOUL,
EXCEPT MY WIFE.
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I'M SCARED.
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SCARED SHITLESS.
- OF LOSING?
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- OF WINNING.
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AFTER ALL, I'M JUST A COP.
MY DAD WAS A COP.
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MY BROTHERS ARE COPS.
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WHEN I WAS PROMOTED TO SERGEANT,
I THOUGHT, "THIS IS IT."
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I NEVER EXPECTED
ANYTHING MORE.
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AND NOW, I MAY BE RUNNING
AN ENTIRE CITY.
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PEOPLE'LL BE COUNTING ON ME
TO COME THROUGH FOR THEM.
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I QUESTION WHETHER
I HAVE THE GOODS.
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- THAT'S NEVER STOPPED
A POLITICIAN BEFORE.
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BESIDES,
EVERYBODY HAS DOUBTS.
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- EVEN YOU?
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- SOMETIMES.
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- HMM.
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I FIGURED YOU WERE
ONE OF THOSE GOLDEN BOYS,
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NEVER LOST A MINUTE'S SLEEP
WORRYING
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WHETHER YOU COULD
PULL IT OFF.
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- OH, I CAN ALWAYS
PULL IT OFF.
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SO CAN YOU.
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- PINK PLATE SPECIAL...
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FOR MY SPECIAL GUY.
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FISH AND CHIPS,
DOUBLE TARTAR SAUCE.
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- HOT AND DELICIOUS,
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AND I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT THE LUNCH.
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- BETTER LET IT
COOL OFF A BIT.
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DON'T WANT TO BURN
YOUR TONGUE.
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- AND TRACY TOLD ME
ALL SHE HAD TO DO
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WAS GET ME APPROVED
BY THE DISTRICT MANAGER,
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BUT THAT THAT WAS
A MERE FORMALITY.
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- OH, TEDDY,
I AM SO HAPPY.
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- OF COURSE, IT'S ONLY AN
ASSISTANT BOOKKEEPER POSITION,
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AND SHE ADMITTED THE PAY'S
RIDICULOUS, BUT...
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WELL, LIKE I TOLD HER,
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NO SHAME IN EARNING
AN HONEST DAY'S PAY
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FOR AN HONEST DAY'S WORK.
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- WHAT DO YOU SAY WE
GO OUT TONIGHT AND CELEBRATE?
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JUST THE TWO OF US.
- MMM.
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- JUST THE TWO OF YOU
AND, HOPEFULLY,
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500 OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS.
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THE "TEASE FOR TEENS" CONTEST
AT WOODY'S TONIGHT
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TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE SUICIDE
PREVENTION HOTLINE, HUH?
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KIKI, THE NEW WAITRESS--
FORMERLY KENNY, THE OLD WAITER--
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IS THE MISTRESS
OF CEREMONIES.
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I HEAR SHE'S SO FUNNY,
YOU'RE GONNA BUST A GUT!
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- OH...FUCK!
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- KENNY?
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KIKI, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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- I JUST HAD
THE PINK PLATE SPECIAL.
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[dramatic music]
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*
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- I'LL BRING YOU A BURGER.
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- I'LL HAVE THE TUNA SALAD,
SALMONELLA ON THE SIDE.
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- DEB, COULD YOU FILL IN
FOR ME?
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- SURE, HONEY.
DON'T YOU WORRY.
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- SIT DOWN. YEAH,
I'LL TAKE OVER YOUR SHIFT.
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I MEAN AT THE CONTEST
TONIGHT.
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- I THINK YOU HAVE
A TOUCH OF DELIRIUM.
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YOU'D BETTER ASK
ONE OF YOUR SISTERS.
228
00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,683
- WELL, THEY ALL
MODEL THEMSELVES AFTER YOU,
229
00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,752
SO WHY NOT GO
WITH THE ORIGINAL, HUH?
230
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:55,756
[gagging]
231
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:59,359
- I'M--I'M GOOD AT DISHING UP
HASH BROWNS...
232
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,695
NOT DISHING OUT INTROS.
233
00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,697
- DEB, YOU'D BE GREAT.
234
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:06,233
- YOU'RE BIGGER THAN LIFE.
- WITH AN EVEN BIGGER MOUTH.
235
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:11,338
- YA MIND NOT INSULTING ME
IN FRONT OF THE...B.F.?
236
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:14,174
- THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I LOVE ABOUT MY GIRL.
237
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:17,177
BIGGER THAN LIFE,
AND A MOUTH TO MATCH.
238
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:20,781
- I WOULDN'T WANT HER
ANY OTHER WAY.
239
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:24,351
- YOU HAVE TO ADMIT
IT'S HOT.
240
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,786
- IT'S PRACTICALLY PORN.
241
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,187
- IT WOULD SELL
A BAZILLION COPIES.
242
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,789
- IF IT'S NOT CONFISCATED FIRST.
243
00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:29,957
- WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY.
244
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,458
THINK OF THE FREE PUBLICITY.
245
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:32,793
- WORKING FOR BRIAN'S
RUBBED OFF ON YOU
246
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,194
IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.
247
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,796
I SAY WE GO WITH THIS ONE.
248
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,230
- IT'S COMPLETELY ANTISEPTIC.
249
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,199
- IT ESTABLISHES
OUR NEW VILLAIN, ICE TINA.
250
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,468
IT--IT PLACES OUR HERO
IN JEOPARDY.
251
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,470
- YEAH, THIS IS SUPPOSED
TO BE A GAY COMIC.
252
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,807
UNAPOLOGETIC, DARING, SEXUAL,
IN YOUR FUCKING FACE.
253
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,208
- THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN BEING DARING
254
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,810
AND SEX FOR SEX'S SAKE.
255
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,411
- IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK
THIS IS?
256
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:56,083
J.T. GIVING RAGE A BLOW JOB
ISN'T JUST ABOUT SEX.
257
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,118
IT'S ABOUT THAWING
HIS COLD HEART.
258
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,253
IT'S ABOUT BRINGING HIM
BACK TO LIFE.
259
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:04,524
IT'S ABOUT THEIR LOVE,
THEIR UNSPOKEN COMMITMENT.
260
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:08,028
- ART IMITATING LIFE?
261
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:18,138
- [sighs]
YOU WERE RIGHT.
262
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:21,308
BRIAN SHOWED ME
HE LOVED ME...
263
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:25,178
EVERY DAY,
EVEN THOUGH HE NEVER SAID IT.
264
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,114
EVEN THOUGH HE NEVER WILL.
265
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:30,117
I JUST DIDN'T WANT
TO HEAR IT.
266
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:34,287
- WELL, IT'S ALWAYS NICE
TO BE RIGHT.
267
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,229
- THINK IT OVER.
268
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,140
- AFTER 15 YEARS
OF LITERALLY LIVING IN HELL,
269
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,942
SHE FINALLY
LEAVES HER DRUNK,
270
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:58,145
ABUSIVE, UNEMPLOYED HUSBAND
FOR A WOMAN--IS THIS RIGHT?
271
00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:59,146
- YEAH, JUST STIR IT
INTO THE SAUCE
272
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,147
AND ADD THE WINE. HERE.
273
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,581
- MM, I CAN DO IT.
274
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,184
SO, WHAT DOES THE ASSHOLE
EX-HUSBAND DO?
275
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,186
SUES FOR CUSTODY
OF THEIR THREE KIDS,
276
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,888
AND THE FUCKING JUDGE
ACTUALLY AWARDS IT TO HIM.
277
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,023
WHY?
- BECAUSE A DRUNK, ABUSIVE,
278
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:11,892
UNEMPLOYED STRAIGHT MALE
MAKES A BETTER PARENT
279
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,227
THAN TWO LESBIANS ANY DAY--
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
280
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,462
MAKE SURE THE MEAT
DOESN'T GET TOO DONE.
281
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,898
- I CAN DO IT.
282
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,901
NOW ALL SHE HAS
IS SUPERVISED VISITATION.
283
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:23,336
SHE'S MISERABLE,
THE KIDS ARE MISERABLE.
284
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:24,905
- TALK ABOUT UNJUST.
285
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,907
- WHICH IS WHY
I HAVE TO WIN IT.
286
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:30,543
- YOU HAVE TO WIN IT?
287
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,985
- I KNOW I SAID I'D EASE UP,
AND I HAVE BEEN,
288
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,987
HAVEN'T I?
289
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,389
BUT THIS IS GOING TO BE
A LANDMARK CASE,
290
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,458
WHAT I'VE BEEN WORKING TOWARDS
MY ENTIRE CAREER.
291
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,961
AND IT'S IMPORTANT,
NOT JUST FOR STATE CUSTODY LAW,
292
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:51,932
BUT FOR THE COMMUNITY,
FOR US, FOR OUR CHILDREN.
293
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:55,368
- WHAT CAN I SAY AFTER
SUCH AN IMPASSIONED PLEA?
294
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,971
EXCEPT THAT YOU'RE PREGNANT,
295
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:01,942
AND WE MADE AN AGREEMENT.
296
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,343
- AND I INTEND TO HONOR IT,
I PROMISE.
297
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,079
I JUST HAVE TO BE
EXTRA-SPECIAL CAUTIOUS
298
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,615
ABOUT BUDGETING MY TIME,
THAT'S ALL.
299
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,118
- I--HEY,
IT'S GOING TO BURN!
300
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:14,621
- I CAN DO IT.
301
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,390
OH, AND CAN YOU DO ME
A HUGE FAVOR
302
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:20,027
AND TAKE GUS TO DAYCARE
ON YOUR WAY TO WORK TOMORROW?
303
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,661
I HAVE TO MEET THE CLIENT
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
304
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,231
BUT DON'T WORRY, I CAN
PICK HIM UP IN THE AFTERNOON.
305
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:28,235
- WELL, SURE.
306
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,304
- SEE? WHO SAID
YOU CAN'T DO IT ALL?
307
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,984
[cheering, whooping]
308
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,920
*
309
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,121
- SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT.
310
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:52,425
[indistinct shouts]
311
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,296
OKAY, YOU GOT MY VOTE.
312
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,198
- HEY, I'LL GIVE YOU
AN EXTRA HUNDRED
313
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,399
IF YOU SHOW YOUR COCK.
314
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,335
- YOU GOT IT.
315
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,704
- I-I MEANT UP THERE.
316
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,040
- YOU'RE EVIL.
317
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:10,143
- I'M SWEET.
318
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:12,045
- WHOO!
319
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,681
*
320
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,283
- WHAT IS IT ABOUT GAY MEN
321
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,417
THAT THEY'LL INVENT
ANY EXCUSE
322
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,952
JUST TO SHOW THEIR DICKS?
323
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,553
- BECAUSE IT'S FUN?
324
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,455
- OR ELSE THEY FEEL
IT'S ALL THEY HAVE TO SHOW.
325
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,157
- WELL, MR. NOVOTNY,
326
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,558
WHEN DID WE BECOME
SUCH A PRUDE, HUH?
327
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,061
- I'M--I'M NOT A PRUDE.
- OH.
328
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,429
- I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY EVERYTHING
329
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,564
HAS TO BE ABOUT SEX.
LIKE...
330
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,466
JUSTIN'S COVER
FOR THE NEXT RAGE
331
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:37,104
HAS GOT J.T. GIVING BRIAN A--
RAGE--A BLOW JOB.
332
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,738
- INTERESTING SLIP.
333
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,641
AND HOW DOES MICHAEL--I MEAN,
UH, ZEPHYR--FEEL ABOUT THAT?
334
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,111
- HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT,
AND NEITHER DO I.
335
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,612
- HELLO, BOYS!
- HEY!
336
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,180
- QUITE A TURNOUT.
337
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:49,182
- YEAH, YOUR MOM CAN REALLY
FILL A VENUE.
338
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:54,187
- YEAH, SOMEHOW,
I DON'T THINK IT'S MY MOM.
339
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:58,591
- SO, UH, HOW ARE THINGS...
OTHERWISE?
340
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,527
OTHERWISE,
THINGS ARE GOOD.
341
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,063
*
342
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,232
- I THOUGHT MAYBE, YOU KNOW,
YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD FROM TRACY.
343
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,666
YOU KNOW, ANY SPECIALS
AT THE BIG Q?
344
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,636
HOW'S INVENTORY MOVING?
DID I GET THE JOB?
345
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:13,073
- ACTUALLY,
I DID SPEAK TO HER.
346
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,741
- WELL, COME, COME ON, COME ON.
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.
347
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,509
I MEAN, DID SHE TALK
TO THE DISTRICT MANAGER?
348
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,078
- THIS REALLY ISN'T THE TIME--
- MICHAEL, COME ON.
349
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,746
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
THIS MEANS TO ME.
350
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:22,115
PLEASE, DON'T PLAY GAMES.
- I'M NOT PLAYING GAMES.
351
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,351
SHIT.
352
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:27,554
SHE SAID HE HAD SOMEONE ELSE
IN MIND FOR THE JOB.
353
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:31,158
SOMEONE MORE QUALIFIED.
- MORE QUALIFIED?
354
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,392
SHE SAID I WAS OVERQUALIFIED
AS IT IS.
355
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,161
ARE YOU SURE
THAT WAS THE REASON?
356
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:37,230
- THAT'S ALL SHE TOLD ME.
THAT'S ALL I KNOW.
357
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:40,433
[cheering, whistling]
358
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:44,371
*
359
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:48,575
- OKAY, LET'S GIVE A BIG HAND
FOR JACOB'S BIG FINISH!
360
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,378
[cheers and applause]
361
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,146
HOLY SHIT, HONEY,
IS THAT YOU,
362
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,582
OR IS THAT ONE
OF MY OLD FALSIES?
363
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,784
WAH!
[laughter]
364
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,519
THAT AIN'T NO FOAM RUBBER.
365
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,554
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
366
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:04,524
LET'S SEE IF OUR NEXT CONTESTANT
MEASURES UP.
367
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:07,694
UH, GET YOUR HANDS OUT
OF YOUR PANTS
368
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,397
AND PUT 'EM TOGETHER
FOR MATTHEW.
369
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,799
[cheers and applause]
- HEY, MATTHEW!
370
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,802
[dance music]
371
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:20,807
*
372
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:25,145
[whoops and catcalls]
373
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:31,151
*
374
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,320
- * 'CAUSE YOU'RE
TURNING ME ON *
375
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,355
* YOU'RE SINGING MY SONG
376
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:39,192
* YOU'RE TURNING ME ON
TONIGHT *
377
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,827
* YOU'RE TURNING ME ON
378
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,195
* YOU'RE SINGING MY SONG
379
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,630
- WHOO!
380
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,432
- * YOU'RE TURNING ME ON
TONIGHT *
381
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:51,171
*
382
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,573
- EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP!
383
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:54,774
- PITTSBURGH P.D.!
384
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,376
THIS ESTABLISHMENT
IS NOW CLOSED
385
00:17:56,409 --> 00:18:00,513
FOR VIOLATION OF SECTION 493,
SUBSECTION 10:
386
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:01,781
LEWD AND IMMORAL BEHAVIOR.
387
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,583
- WHAT THE FUCK?
388
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,318
WE'RE--WE'RE JUST STRIPPING
FOR CHARITY HERE!
389
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,853
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
LOOK, I WANT EVERYBODY
390
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,355
TO CLEAR OUT THE FRONT.
391
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,190
COME ON, LET'S GO.
LET'S GO!
392
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,758
COME ON, LET'S GO.
393
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:16,129
- PARTY'S OVER, PEOPLE.
OUTSIDE.
394
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:19,599
YOU HEARD ME.
COME ON, MOVE IT.
395
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,668
QUICK, QUICK, QUICK.
COME ON, LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
396
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,336
- WHEN YOU, UH,
TALK TO JEANETTE TODAY,
397
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,672
STRESS HOW IMPORTANT HER
APPEARANCE IN COURT WILL BE.
398
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,340
SEE IF YOU CAN CONVINCE HER
NOT TO...
399
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:28,541
- LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN?
400
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:29,909
- I KNOW IT'S NOT P.C.,
401
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,744
BUT IF WEARING A SKIRT
AND EYE SHADOW
402
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,613
IS WHAT IT TAKES
TO GET HER KIDS BACK...
403
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,482
- I'LL MAKE SURE SHE LEAVES HER
LUMBERJACK SHIRT AT HOME.
404
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,151
- JEANETTE ARLEN HAS
TO PUSH YOUR MEETING TO 4:00.
405
00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:40,387
SOMETHING AT WORK.
- OH, FUCK!
406
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,788
FINE, OKAY.
407
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,523
- HEY, IF THERE'S A PROBLEM,
I CAN TAKE OVER.
408
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:47,427
- NO, NO, I'LL BE THERE.
JUST, UH, GIVE ME A MINUTE.
409
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,500
LINDSAY PETERSON, PLEASE.
410
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,403
HEY, BABE.
UH, LISTEN, I'M IN A SPOT.
411
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,238
CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
412
00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,539
[cheering]
413
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,707
- WE'RE GONNA DO THIS
PEACEFULLY.
414
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,242
WE'RE GONNA BE LOUD,
415
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:03,576
AND WE'RE GONNA BE ANGRY!
416
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,911
[all cheer]
417
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,580
WHAT'RE WE GONNA BE?
all: LOUD!
418
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,782
- WHAT ELSE ARE WE GONNA BE?
all: ANGRY!
419
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,518
- THAT'S BETTER.
420
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,919
WE'RE GONNA LET
THAT FUCKIN' STOCKWELL KNOW
421
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,721
THAT WE ARE CITIZENS
OF THE UNITED STATES
422
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,256
OF FUCKIN' AMERICA,
423
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,425
AND WE HAVE THE SAME
FUCKIN' FREEDOMS
424
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,559
AS EVERYBODY ELSE.
425
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,827
THE FREEDOM TO--OF SPEECH,
426
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,795
AND THE FREEDOM TO ASSEMBLE,
427
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,965
AND THE FREEDOM TO STRIP.
[whooping]
428
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,401
ALTHOUGH YOU MAY HAVE GONE
A LITTLE TOO FAR, HONEY,
429
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,736
BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT,
IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
430
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,538
SO EVERYBODY BUNDLE UP,
431
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,440
'CAUSE WE'RE GOING DOWN
TO POLICE HEADQUARTERS.
432
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:34,941
[cheering]
433
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,544
- WHAT'S ALL THIS?
434
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,679
HALF-PRICE SALE
ON LEMON BARS?
435
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:42,282
- WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE MAN
BEHIND THE ASSHOLE.
436
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,850
- BRIAN'S ALWAYS
BEHIND THE ASSHOLE.
437
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,286
- DAMN IT, MICHAEL,
THIS IS SERIOUS.
438
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:49,289
THE ENTIRE FUTURE OF LIBERTY
AVENUE IS BEING THREATENED,
439
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,991
AND YOUR BEST FRIEND HERE
NOT ONLY DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT,
440
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,561
HE'S ALSO HELPING
TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
441
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:55,995
COULD I GET SOME LUNCH?
442
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,630
I-I'M GOING TO BE LATE
FOR MY PRAYER GROUP.
443
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:58,965
- I'M NOT SERVING TODAY.
444
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,867
I GOT OTHER THINGS TO DO.
445
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,303
AND WHY DON'T YOU DO
THE RIGHT THING FOR ONCE
446
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,771
AND COME WITH US?
447
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,239
- COME ON, MA,
LEAVE HIM ALONE.
448
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,974
BRIAN DIDN'T CAUSE THE RAID.
449
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,443
- HA! WHOA, WHOA. I'M SORRY,
MICHAEL, BUT DEBBIE'S RIGHT.
450
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,845
BRIAN HAS PLAYED A BIG PART
IN ENCOURAGING STOCKWELL
451
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,314
TO TARGET THE GAY COMMUNITY.
452
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,982
- STOCKWELL'S NEVER ONCE
MENTIONED THEM.
453
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,984
- US!
454
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,886
- BUT HE HAS IMPLIED IT
IN EVERY WORD HE'S SPOKEN.
455
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,788
- MICHAEL,
WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?
456
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,991
YOUR FRIENDS', YOUR FAMILY'S,
YOUR COMMUNITY'S...
457
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,026
OR HIS?
458
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,630
[service bell rings twice]
459
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,031
- I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
460
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,866
I THINK WHAT YOU'RE DOING
REALLY SUCKS.
461
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,468
- [chuckling]
OH, CHRIST.
462
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:37,670
NOT YOU TOO.
463
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:40,006
LOOK, STOCKWELL'S
JUST STIRRING SHIT UP.
464
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,275
AS SOON AS HE'S ELECTED,
THIS'LL ALL BLOW OVER.
465
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:43,876
THINK IT'S GOING TO BLOW OVER
FOR TED?
466
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,012
- UM, TED FUCKED UP.
467
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,747
THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.
- MA'S RIGHT.
468
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,283
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYBODY
BUT YOURSELF.
469
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:53,486
- WELL, IF I DON'T, WHO WILL?
YOU KNOW?
470
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,822
STOCKWELL AND HIS SUPPORTERS
ARE MY ONE-WAY TICKET
471
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,525
OUT OF THIS SECOND-RATE,
SECOND-CLASS BURG.
472
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,527
- WHAT ABOUT YOUR
SECOND-RATE FRIENDS?
473
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,028
- I DON'T KNOW,
WHEN I'M ON THE 99TH FLOOR
474
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,663
OF MY NEW OFFICE
IN NEW YORK CITY,
475
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,632
THIS IS ALL GOING TO SEEM
LIKE A DISTANT MEMORY.
476
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,034
- FINE. GO.
TAKE JUSTIN WITH YOU.
477
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:12,572
- HEY!
YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH.
478
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,974
IT'LL ALL SEEM LIKE A DISTANT
MEMORY, EXCEPT FOR YOU...
479
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:18,411
BECAUSE WHEREVER I GO,
AND WHOEVER I'M WITH,
480
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,680
I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.
481
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,915
- BULLSHIT.
482
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:26,719
- IT'S NOT BULLSHIT.
483
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:35,562
- GRITS WITH CREAM CHEESE,
DEEP-FRIED OKRA,
484
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:38,798
CATFISH WITH PECAN SAUCE,
COCONUT CUSTARD PIE.
485
00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:41,100
- I THOUGHT I'D GIVE THEM
SOME SOUTHERN COMFORT.
486
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,069
- YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE THEM
A HEART ATTACK.
487
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:45,405
- WELL...
- [chuckles]
488
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:48,408
- MORNING, SWEETIE.
- "MORNING"?
489
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:51,711
- HEY, VIC.
SORRY I SLEPT SO LATE.
490
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:55,748
- THAT'S OKAY.
YOU NEEDED YOUR REST.
491
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:57,350
- PLANNING ANOTHER PARTY?
492
00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:59,118
- JUST A SIMPLE,
DOWN-HOME BIRTHDAY.
493
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,654
- AT $50 A HEAD.
494
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,691
- GOOD THING ONE OF US
IS BRINGING HOME THE BACON.
495
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:07,093
- SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THE BIG Q.
MICHAEL TOLD ME.
496
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,762
- YEAH, SEEMS MY REPUTATION
PRECEDED ME.
497
00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:12,999
- NOW, NOW.
BETTER THINGS LIE AHEAD.
498
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:15,034
AFTER ALL, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED
TO VANESSA WILLIAMS.
499
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,570
SHE, UM--SHE LOST HER
MISS AMERICA CROWN
500
00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,038
FOR BUMPING BUSHES
IN THAT PHOTO SPREAD,
501
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,441
BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP DISNEY
FROM ASKING HER
502
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:24,711
TO SING THE THEME TO POCAHONTAS,
NOW, DID IT?
503
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,746
WHATCHA MAKIN', BABY?
504
00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:28,448
- BLOODY MARY.
ANYONE WANT ONE?
505
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:29,849
- NOT FOR ME.
506
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:33,052
- OH, WE HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE
TO TEND BAR.
507
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,588
BRENT, UH,
HAS TO WORK AT WOODY'S.
508
00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:37,123
- I CAN TEND BAR.
- YOU CAN?
509
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:39,125
- YEAH, HOW DO YOU THINK
I EARNED EXTRA MONEY
510
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:40,727
BACK IN COLLEGE?
511
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,996
I TENDED BAR AT ALL
THE AA MEETINGS.
512
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,932
ACCOUNTANTS ASSOCIATION.
513
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:48,134
- WELL, THAT WOULD BE GREAT,
SWEETIE,
514
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,636
BUT WE CAN'T PAY A LOT.
515
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,471
- THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
516
00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:52,739
THERE'S NO SHAME IN EARNING
AN HONEST NIGHT'S PAY
517
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:55,442
FOR AN HONEST NIGHT'S WORK.
518
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:01,614
- WELL, THEN, YOU BETTER GET OUT
YOUR COCKTAIL SHAKER
519
00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:03,750
AND START SHAKING, MISTER!
520
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:04,917
- UH-HUH?
521
00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:07,487
- STOCKWELL
IS A FUCKING HOMOPHOBE,
522
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,921
IS WHAT HE IS.
523
00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:10,690
HE'S TRYING TO TURN ALL THE GAYS
INTO SCAPEGOATS,
524
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:13,159
LIKE THEY DID IN THE PAST
WITH OTHER MINORITIES.
525
00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:15,762
SO WHOEVER THOSE ASSHOLES
ARE WHO SAY THAT
526
00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:18,765
IT COULDN'T HAPPEN HERE...
WELL, IT IS HAPPENING!
527
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,700
IT'S JUST LIKE HITLER
IN WORLD WAR II.
528
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,770
- SO, WHAT'D WE DO
THIS TIME?
529
00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:25,972
- UH, SHUT DOWN A BAR
ON LIBERTY AVENUE.
530
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:29,676
- AND THE FAIRIES
ARE ALL A'FLUTTER, HUH?
531
00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:32,512
- THERE'S NO REASON
TO CALL PEOPLE NAMES, TOM.
532
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,681
- MAYBE YOU WANT
TO JOIN THEM, HUH?
533
00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:37,183
HEY, ISN'T THAT
YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
534
00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:38,651
- IT'S NOT ANY DIFFERENT
THAN WHAT THE--
535
00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:40,720
THE FUCKIN' NAZIS
DID TO THE JEWS!
536
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,722
OR--OR WHAT HAPPENED
TO CICELY TYSON
537
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,524
WHEN SHE TRIED TO TAKE
A SIP OF WATER
538
00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:47,527
OUT OF THAT
DRINKING FOUNTAIN.
539
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,529
- YOU OUGHTA GET HER
A MUZZLE.
540
00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:53,199
- EXCUSE ME.
541
00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:55,602
[angry shouting]
542
00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:57,103
- HOW COULD YOU
LET THIS HAPPEN?
543
00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:58,938
- ME? WHAT DID I
HAVE TO DO WITH IT?
544
00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:00,673
- DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT HE HAD PLANNED.
545
00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,575
HE'S YOUR FUCKIN' BOSS,
ISN'T HE?
546
00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:03,876
- I SWEAR,
I DIDN'T KNOW JACK SHIT.
547
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,579
- OH, SAVE IT, CARL...
548
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:07,947
'CAUSE I'M NOT BUYIN' IT.
549
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:10,082
all: STOCKWELL CAN GO TO HELL!
550
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:14,153
STOCKWELL CAN GO TO HELL!
STOCKWELL CAN GO TO HELL!
551
00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:16,122
STOCKWELL CAN GO TO HELL!
552
00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:18,090
- IT WAS THE ONLY TIME
THEY COULD MEET.
553
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:19,692
- YOU SAID THE COURT DATE
ISN'T FOR MONTHS.
554
00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:21,728
- BUT WE HAVE TO START
BUILDING OUR APPEAL NOW.
555
00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,229
WE'VE GOT TO INTERVIEW
THE DEFENDANTS,
556
00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:24,597
LINE UP WITNESSES...
557
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:25,832
- WHICH OBVIOUSLY
TAKES PRECEDENCE
558
00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,266
OVER PICKING YOUR SON UP
FROM DAYCARE.
559
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,001
- I'VE TOLD YOU--
- IT'S A LANDMARK CASE.
560
00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:30,036
YES, SO I'VE HEARD.
- CAN I FINISH?
561
00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:31,571
- YES, GO AHEAD, FINISH.
562
00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:32,972
- THAT HAS DIRECT BEARING
ON OUR LIVES.
563
00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:34,774
WHAT THE COURTS
HAVE BASICALLY SAID
564
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,743
IS THAT A FAMILY
WITH GAY PARENTS
565
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:39,579
IS LESS THAN A FAMILY
WITH STRAIGHT PARENTS.
566
00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:41,848
SO IT'S ABOUT MORE THAN JUST
567
00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:43,783
JEANETTE ARLEN
AND ANNA SOKOWSKI.
568
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,585
IT'S ABOUT YOU AND ME.
569
00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:47,253
- WELL, IF IT
IS ABOUT YOU AND ME,
570
00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:48,855
MAYBE YOU COULD TRY
SHOWING A LITTLE MORE RESPECT
571
00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:50,623
FOR MY LIFE, MY JOB.
572
00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:53,059
- LOOK, I SAID I WAS SORRY
ABOUT A BILLION TIMES.
573
00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:55,528
I MEAN, WAS--WAS IT THAT BIG
OF AN IMPOSITION?
574
00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:57,597
DID IT CREATE SOME
LIFE-THREATENING CATASTROPHE
575
00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:58,898
AT THE ART GALLERY?
- YOU SEE?
576
00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:00,900
THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
577
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:03,736
WHAT I DO COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE
AS IMPORTANT AS WHAT YOU DO.
578
00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,638
- WELL, IT'S MY JOB
THAT PAYS FOR THIS MORTGAGE.
579
00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:07,306
IT'S MY SALARY THAT PAYS
FOR GUS' DAYCARE.
580
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,208
- THIS ISN'T ABOUT MONEY,
581
00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:10,743
IT'S ABOUT KEEPING YOUR WORD,
AND WE MADE A DEAL.
582
00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:13,546
- THIS IS THE CASE
OF MY CAREER!
583
00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:15,281
- AND THIS IS THE LAUNDRY,
AND THOSE ARE THE DISHES,
584
00:25:15,314 --> 00:25:17,884
AND THIS IS OUR SON...
585
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:21,954
WHO NEEDS TO TAKE A BATH.
586
00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:25,157
- LINZ...
587
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:27,059
LINZ!
588
00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:30,563
I'M NOT YOU...
589
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:36,302
AND I'M NEVER GOING TO BE
THE KIND OF MOTHER YOU ARE.
590
00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:38,671
- AND WHAT KIND
OF MOTHER'S THAT?
591
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,039
- THE KIND WHO'S WILLING
TO GIVE EVERYTHING UP
592
00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:42,308
TO BE WITH HER KID 24/7.
593
00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:44,343
- WHO ASKED YOU TO BE?
594
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,078
THE AGREEMENT WAS TO SHARE
AND SHARE ALIKE.
595
00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:48,715
BUT THE FIRST TIME
IT INTERFERES WITH YOUR WORK--
596
00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:51,651
- THERE IS A WAY
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO.
597
00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:54,320
- WHAT?
YOU WANT ME TO QUIT MY JOB?
598
00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:56,656
- NO, OF COURSE NOT,
599
00:25:56,689 --> 00:25:58,925
BUT WE COULD GET
A PART-TIME NANNY.
600
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:00,693
- NO, NO, NO.
I WAS RAISED BY NANNIES,
601
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,128
IN CASE YOU'D FORGOTTEN.
602
00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:04,130
I WILL NOT HAVE GUS
BE RAISED BY SOMEONE ELSE.
603
00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:06,933
- ALL RIGHT,
THEN WE COULD ASK DUSTY
604
00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:09,602
OR ONE OF THE OTHER MOMS
TO PICK GUS UP AFTER SCHOOL
605
00:26:09,636 --> 00:26:13,139
AND KEEP HIM UNTIL ONE OF US
GETS OFF WORK.
606
00:26:13,172 --> 00:26:15,875
- [sighs]
- WELL?
607
00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:20,279
- YOU KNOW, FOR SOMEONE
WHO'S SO INTENT
608
00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:22,248
ON DEFENDING
LESBIAN MOTHERHOOD,
609
00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:25,718
YOU'RE NOT MUCH
OF AN EXAMPLE.
610
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:28,354
- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
611
00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:30,957
STRAIGHT MOTHERS WORK FULL-TIME
AND HAVE NANNIES.
612
00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:32,692
WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?
613
00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:36,228
- THE DIFFERENCE IS WE HAVE
TO BE A LITTLE BIT BETTER.
614
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:38,865
I'M SURE YOUR CLIENTS
WOULD AGREE WITH ME.
615
00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:43,369
[door shuts]
616
00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:45,638
[overlapping chatter]
617
00:26:45,672 --> 00:26:46,839
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
618
00:26:46,873 --> 00:26:49,008
GET THESE
FOR THIS GENTLEMAN HERE.
619
00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:59,385
HERE YOU GO,
DRAGON FRUIT EXTRAVAGANZA.
620
00:26:59,418 --> 00:27:02,188
YOU GUYS GOT YOUR RED WINES.
THERE YOU GO.
621
00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:04,023
RIGHT THERE.
HOPE YOU ENJOY IT.
622
00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:06,425
THAT'S A REALLY GOOD YEAR.
623
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,927
KETEL ONE AND TONIC.
624
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,261
THERE YOU GO.
- CHEERS.
625
00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:10,863
- AND TWO COSMOS
COMING RIGHT UP.
626
00:27:10,897 --> 00:27:14,133
- GREAT, THANK YOU.
- HOW'S IT GOING?
627
00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:16,736
- WELL, NO ONE'S
BEEN POISONED YET.
628
00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:19,438
- [laughs]
629
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,774
I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU.
630
00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:24,410
- YOU HAVE?
- MM-HMM.
631
00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:27,747
YOU KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
632
00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:29,448
I LIKE THAT IN A MAN.
- MMM.
633
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:34,153
WELL, THEN WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE ME
MIX A SLOE GIN FIZZ.
634
00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:36,022
- YOU KNOW I LIKE IT SLOW.
635
00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:38,024
[chuckles]
636
00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:41,761
- TWO COSMOS, THERE YOU GO.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
637
00:27:41,794 --> 00:27:44,463
- MARTINI, EXTRA DIRTY.
638
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:48,334
- YES, SIR,
COMING RIGHT UP, SIR!
639
00:27:57,376 --> 00:28:02,181
- I SAID A MARTINI,
EXTRA DIRTY.
640
00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:06,853
- UH, RIGHT.
RIGHT AWAY.
641
00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:27,373
- I KNOW YOU.
642
00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:29,809
YOU'RE, UM...
643
00:28:29,842 --> 00:28:32,011
SCHMIDT.
644
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,080
TED, ISN'T IT?
645
00:28:34,113 --> 00:28:36,348
THE ONE WITH THAT WEB SITE.
646
00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,350
- HELLO, GARTH.
647
00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:40,486
- SAW YOUR PICTURE
IN THE PAPER,
648
00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:43,956
AND ON THE NEWS.
649
00:28:43,990 --> 00:28:48,027
WHAT A SHAME.
- YEAH, WELL...
650
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:51,397
WHAT'RE YOU GOING TO DO?
IT'S...ONE OF THOSE THINGS.
651
00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:53,299
- AND NOW?
652
00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:56,969
- [clears throat]
I, UM--
653
00:28:57,003 --> 00:28:59,772
OH, I--MY--MY, UH...
654
00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:02,842
MY BOYFRIEND'S...
THROWING THIS PARTY.
655
00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:05,244
THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO...
[stammering]
656
00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:06,879
I'M HELPING HIM--
HELPING HIM OUT.
657
00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:18,891
- I ASKED FOR EXTRA-DIRTY.
658
00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:20,326
OF ALL PEOPLE, I WOULD THINK
THAT YOU'D BE ABLE
659
00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:23,129
TO HANDLE THAT.
660
00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:26,232
- SORRY.
661
00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:36,575
- WHO WAS THAT
YOU WERE TALKING TO?
662
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:39,311
- NOBODY.
663
00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:53,359
- JUST GOT THE ON-AIR VERSION
OF THE AD WE SHOT.
664
00:29:53,392 --> 00:29:55,027
THOUGHT I'D DROP IT BY.
665
00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:56,562
YOU COME OFF GREAT,
666
00:29:56,595 --> 00:29:59,298
AND YOUR INTERACTION
WITH THE KIDS, IT'S TERRIFIC.
667
00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:01,233
- I'LL LOOK AT IT LATER.
668
00:30:09,075 --> 00:30:10,309
- SOMETHING UP?
669
00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:14,113
- I HAD A POWWOW
WITH MY ADVISORS TODAY.
670
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,115
WE ALL THINK YOU'VE DONE
A GREAT JOB,
671
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,449
BUT AT THIS CRITICAL JUNCTURE,
672
00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:20,286
WE FEEL WE NEED TO MOVE
IN A NEW DIRECTION.
673
00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:26,392
- I TURNED YOUR FUCKING
CAMPAIGN AROUND.
674
00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:28,494
- I'M AWARE OF THAT.
675
00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:32,331
- THEN WHY, AT THIS
CRITICAL JUNCTURE,
676
00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:35,301
ARE YOU FIRING ME?
677
00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:42,341
- LET'S JUST SAY WE NO LONGER
BAT FOR THE SAME TEAM.
678
00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:47,146
- WHAT TEAM IS THAT,
THE PITTSBURGH POONCHASERS?
679
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,614
- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
680
00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:51,951
- I'M TALKING ABOUT PUSSY,
JIM.
681
00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:54,553
LOOK, DON'T INSULT ME.
682
00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:57,356
ONE OF YOUR POSSE SAW ME
AT WOODY'S LAST NIGHT
683
00:30:57,389 --> 00:30:59,425
AND REPORTED BACK.
684
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,260
- YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME.
685
00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:03,162
- WELL, MY RULE
HAS ALWAYS BEEN
686
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,664
"IF I'M NOT SUCKING
YOUR COCK,
687
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:08,901
THEN IT'S NONE OF YOUR
FUCKING BUSINESS."
688
00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:11,003
- THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.
689
00:31:11,037 --> 00:31:13,973
ANYTHING THAT CAN COST ME
THIS CAMPAIGN
690
00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:17,343
IS MY FUCKING BUSINESS.
691
00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:26,152
[drops tape on desk]
692
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:39,598
- WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR DIET?
693
00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:42,334
- FUCK FOUR OUNCES OF KALE
AND THREE OUNCES OF CHICKEN.
694
00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:44,670
- FUCK HORVATH TOO?
695
00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:48,941
- HE'S NO LONGER PART
OF MY WEIGHT-LOSS PROGRAM.
696
00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:51,477
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL
I WAS DOING DATING A COP ANYWAY.
697
00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,579
- BECAUSE HE ADORED YOU
AND COULD PERFORM CUNNILINGUS
698
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,581
LIKE A THIRSTY LESBIAN.
699
00:31:55,614 --> 00:32:00,019
- GOD!
700
00:32:00,052 --> 00:32:01,487
HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW?
701
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,023
- THE WALLS HAVE EARS.
702
00:32:04,056 --> 00:32:06,158
SIS, YOU'RE ASSUMING THINGS.
703
00:32:06,192 --> 00:32:08,027
MAYBE HE REALLY DIDN'T KNOW,
704
00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:09,561
AND IF HE DID,
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
705
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:12,698
HE WOULDN'T HAVE TRIED
TO PROTECT YOU.
706
00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:15,067
- SINCE WHEN DID YOU START
DEFENDING COPS?
707
00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:19,305
- SINCE YOU FELL FOR ONE.
708
00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:22,708
- SURE DIDN'T TAKE THEM LONG
TO REOPEN.
709
00:32:22,741 --> 00:32:25,244
- I TOLD YOU,
IT'S ALL A GAME.
710
00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:28,080
HE CLOSES THEM DOWN,
THEY PAY A LITTLE FINE.
711
00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:30,449
HE GETS A HIT IN THE PRESS.
712
00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:32,451
YOUR MOM'S THE ONE
WHO HAD TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.
713
00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:34,053
- SHE DOESN'T KNOW
ABOUT GAMES.
714
00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:35,621
SHE TAKES EVERYTHING
TO HEART.
715
00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:37,189
YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND,
716
00:32:37,223 --> 00:32:39,458
ARE THE PERFECT
POLITICAL ANIMAL.
717
00:32:39,491 --> 00:32:43,095
HAND STEADY, EYES FIXED FIRMLY
ON THE TARGET.
718
00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:46,065
SAY ANYTHING, DO ANYTHING...
719
00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:47,466
- HE CANNED ME.
720
00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:49,201
- HUH?
721
00:32:49,235 --> 00:32:52,471
STOCKWELL.
HE FUCKING CANNED ME.
722
00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:54,340
- FOR WHAT?
723
00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:58,610
- FOR BEING HERE.
ONE OF HIS COPS RECOGNIZED ME.
724
00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:01,347
- TRAPPED IN A WEB
OF YOUR OWN DECEIT,
725
00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:03,615
A VICTIM OF YOUR OWN
MACHINATIONS.
726
00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:06,218
- SAVE THE BAD DIALOGUE
FOR YOUR COMIC BOOK.
727
00:33:06,252 --> 00:33:07,753
- THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
WORKING FOR HETEROS.
728
00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:09,355
YOU SHOULD'VE TAKEN
YOUR OWN ADVICE.
729
00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:11,257
WAIT TILL MY MOM FINDS OUT.
730
00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:12,424
THAT'LL CHEER HER UP.
731
00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:17,263
- GLAD TO BE OF ASSISTANCE.
732
00:33:18,797 --> 00:33:21,033
- MA. MA!
733
00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:22,768
- NOT NOW, SWEETIE.
734
00:33:22,801 --> 00:33:25,171
MOTHER'S
TRYING TO CONCENTRATE.
735
00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:28,240
WELL, CONCENTRATE ON THIS--
BRIAN GOT THE AXE.
736
00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:29,508
STOCKWELL FIRED HIM.
737
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:33,645
- [exhales]
THAT'S NICE.
738
00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:35,414
- NICE?
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE THRILLED.
739
00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:38,550
- IT DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.
740
00:33:38,584 --> 00:33:41,653
STOCKWELL'S STILL GONNA
PICK ON US, AND YOU KNOW WHY?
741
00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:43,689
'CAUSE HE'S A BULLY...
742
00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:45,324
AND WE'RE THE LITTLE GUY.
743
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,193
JUST LIKE WHEN YOU WERE
IN THIRD GRADE AND THAT--
744
00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:49,161
THAT TERRY KID
PICKED ON YOU.
745
00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:52,398
- THERE'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE
A BULLY--THAT'S LIFE.
746
00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:54,800
BUT THIS TIME, WE'RE GOING
TO STAND UP TO HIM.
747
00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:57,136
- STOCKWELL CAN GO TO HELL!
748
00:33:57,169 --> 00:33:59,705
- STOCKWELL IS A [bleep]
HOMOPHOBE IS WHAT HE IS!
749
00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:02,408
HE'S TRYING TO TURN ALL THE GAYS
INTO SCAPEGOATS,
750
00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:04,676
LIKE THEY DID IN THE PAST
WITH OTHER MINORITIES.
751
00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:07,146
SO WHOEVER THOSE [beep] ARE
WHO SAY
752
00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:09,848
THAT IT COULDN'T HAPPEN HERE--
WELL, IT IS HAPPENING!
753
00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:12,418
[cheers and applause]
754
00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:15,187
- AS MEMBERS OF THE GAY
COMMUNITY EXPRESS OUTRAGE
755
00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:17,723
AND HIS NUMBERS DROP
SIGNIFICANTLY IN THE POLLS,
756
00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:20,292
MAYORAL CANDIDATE
POLICE CHIEF JIM STOCKWELL
757
00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:23,429
HAS YET TO RESPOND
TO THE CHARGES OF HOMOPHOBIA.
758
00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:27,233
- HEY, BRIAN!
759
00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:29,735
HOW'S YOUR GUY
GONNA COVER HIS ASS NOW?
760
00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:33,739
I'LL HAVE ANOTHER.
761
00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:41,180
STOCKWELL IS [beep] HOMOPHOBE
IS WHAT HE IS!
762
00:34:41,213 --> 00:34:42,781
HE'S TRYING TO TURN
ALL THE GAYS INTO SCAPEGO--
763
00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:44,450
[TV shuts off]
764
00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:46,718
- [sighs]
765
00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:50,322
- AH, SHE'S GOT A BIG MOUTH.
766
00:34:50,356 --> 00:34:53,259
- THAT RALLY ALSO COST ME
SOME POINTS.
767
00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:56,195
- WELL, I TOLD YOU
ABOUT PICKING ON GUYS
768
00:34:56,228 --> 00:34:57,729
THAT AREN'T YOUR SIZE.
769
00:34:57,763 --> 00:35:01,567
SO OTHER THAN THAT,
HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING?
770
00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:07,606
- JIM JUNIOR
HAS A BASKETBALL GAME.
771
00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:09,741
- IS HIS TEAM STILL AHEAD?
772
00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:12,344
- THEY'RE TIED
FOR THE LEAGUE NOW.
773
00:35:12,378 --> 00:35:16,215
HE NEEDS A WIN TODAY.
774
00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:19,218
- SO DO YOU.
775
00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:20,652
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
776
00:35:20,686 --> 00:35:22,221
THAT'S ALL THE PAPER
WE HAVE ON THE GUY.
777
00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:23,522
I SUPPOSE YOU SHOULD CHECK
THE EAST END.
778
00:35:23,555 --> 00:35:26,358
THAT'S HIS OLD, UH--
HIS OLD HOOD.
779
00:35:26,392 --> 00:35:30,896
EXCUSE ME.
- OKAY.
780
00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:33,499
- I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
781
00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:35,501
- THAT'S OKAY.
WHAT'S UP?
782
00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:37,569
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
783
00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:47,679
- BELIEVE IT OR NOT, UM...
784
00:35:49,548 --> 00:35:53,219
I'VE COME TO APOLOGIZE.
785
00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:58,390
ANYWAY, UH, WOODY'S
IS REOPENED NOW,
786
00:35:58,424 --> 00:36:01,260
AND--AND THE CONTEST
WAS A FUCKIN' HOOT.
787
00:36:01,293 --> 00:36:02,861
THE KIDS LOVED ME.
788
00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:04,430
YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD SOME
OF THE GOOD CRACKS I GOT OFF.
789
00:36:04,463 --> 00:36:07,666
- I'M SURE.
YOU ALWAYS DO.
790
00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:10,469
- WHAT?
791
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:13,272
- YOU ALWAYS DO.
792
00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:17,243
YOUR BIG MOUTH HAS GOTTEN ME
INTO SOME DEEP SHIT AROUND HERE.
793
00:36:19,245 --> 00:36:20,946
- I THOUGHT YOU LIKED
MY BIG MOUTH.
794
00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:23,882
- NOT WHEN IT'S YAPPING ON TV,
BLASTING MY BOSS.
795
00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:27,719
- BECAUSE HE'S A GODDAMN
FUCKING NAZI HOMOPHOBE!
796
00:36:30,389 --> 00:36:32,558
- WILL YOU PIPE DOWN?
797
00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:35,361
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN.
798
00:36:35,394 --> 00:36:37,329
CAN'T YOU KEEP
THAT THING SHUT?
799
00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:39,698
- NOT WHEN SOMEONE'S ATTACKING
MY FRIENDS AND MY COMMUNITY.
800
00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:41,567
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
IF HE IS YOUR BOSS.
801
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,868
- WELL, I DO.
802
00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:44,836
SO HE SHUT DOWN A GAY BAR
FOR ONE NIGHT
803
00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,738
FOR HAVING AN ILLEGAL
STRIP SHOW.
804
00:36:46,772 --> 00:36:49,508
- YEAH, USING SOME LAW
LEFT OVER FROM DAYS
805
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,343
WHEN INDIANS STRIPPED
FOR SETTLERS.
806
00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:53,879
- STOP TURNING IT INTO
THE GODDAMN INQUISITION.
807
00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:54,980
- HE'S THE ONE DOING
A GREAT JOB OF THAT
808
00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:56,782
WITHOUT ANY HELP FROM ME.
809
00:36:56,815 --> 00:36:59,351
AND YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO
HE'S NOT GONNA STOP HERE.
810
00:36:59,385 --> 00:37:01,620
WELL, NEITHER AM I!
811
00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:03,989
AS LONG AS THERE'S STILL
FREEDOM OF SPEECH,
812
00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:06,325
I'M GONNA EXERCISE
MY FUCKIN' RIGHTS
813
00:37:06,358 --> 00:37:08,394
TO SHOOT OFF
MY BIG FUCKIN' MOUTH...
814
00:37:08,427 --> 00:37:10,629
AS LOUD AS I FUCKIN' WANT!
815
00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:14,333
- IF THAT'S YOUR CHOICE.
816
00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:17,503
- IT IS.
817
00:37:17,536 --> 00:37:20,639
- THEN THIS IS MINE.
818
00:37:31,049 --> 00:37:33,885
- I AM STARVING.
- I'M LIKE A BOTTOMLESS PIT.
819
00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,387
- I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY...
820
00:37:35,421 --> 00:37:36,755
- IF WE WAIT ANY LONGER,
821
00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:39,358
WE CAN PAVE THE DRIVEWAY
WITH THESE EMPANADAS.
822
00:37:39,391 --> 00:37:41,059
- MMM.
WHERE'S TED?
823
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,395
- HE WENT OUT TO PICK UP
SOME WINE.
824
00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:45,364
- ABOUT FIVE HOURS AGO.
825
00:37:45,397 --> 00:37:47,899
- YOU KNOW HOW FINICKY HE IS
ABOUT CHOOSING THE RIGHT LABEL.
826
00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:52,904
WELL...
I GUESS WE SHOULD START.
827
00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:56,708
SO UH, THANK YOU ALL
FOR BEING OUR TASTERS.
828
00:37:56,742 --> 00:37:59,945
YOU ARE GOOD FRIENDS...
AND GUINEA PIGS.
829
00:37:59,978 --> 00:38:01,713
[laughter]
- IN OTHER WORDS,
830
00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:03,649
BETTER WE CROAK
THAN YOUR RICH CLIENTS.
831
00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:05,050
- EXACTLY.
832
00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:07,653
- WELL, IT MAY BE DEADLY,
BUT IT LOOKS DELICIOUS.
833
00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:09,955
- MMM!
AMAZING.
834
00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:11,923
- HMM.
835
00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:15,093
- WELL, DIG IN,
THERE'S LOTS OF FOOD.
836
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:19,398
- HAIL! HAIL!
THE GANG'S ALL HERE!
837
00:38:19,431 --> 00:38:21,867
HEY!
all: HEY!
838
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:23,435
- WHERE YOU BEEN, HONEY?
839
00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:27,072
- MMM, SELECTING
THE PROPER VINTAGE,
840
00:38:27,105 --> 00:38:31,543
WHICH,
GIVEN THE AUSPICIOUSNESS--
841
00:38:31,577 --> 00:38:33,679
IS THAT A WORD?
842
00:38:33,712 --> 00:38:35,080
WELL, IT IS NOW--
843
00:38:35,113 --> 00:38:39,685
OF THIS OCCASION...
844
00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:43,989
REQUIRED SOME PRETTY GODDAMN
EXTENSIVE SAMPLING.
845
00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:47,426
- I CAN TELL.
846
00:38:47,459 --> 00:38:51,096
- OH...
847
00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:54,032
WOULD YOU JUST LOOK...
848
00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:59,438
ALL THIS BEAUTIFUL FOOD.
849
00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:02,541
WHO'D HAVE GUESSED IT, HUH?
850
00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:04,576
OUR LITTLE EM...
851
00:39:04,610 --> 00:39:08,714
SUCH A SUCCESS.
852
00:39:08,747 --> 00:39:12,784
EVERYBODY WANTS HIM.
853
00:39:12,818 --> 00:39:18,590
HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME
A GREAT BIG KISS!
854
00:39:18,624 --> 00:39:20,759
I'D ASK YOU TO GIVE ME
A GREAT BIG BLOW JOB,
855
00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:24,396
BUT WE HAVE GUESTS,
SO A KISS'LL HAVE TO DO.
856
00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:28,133
- HOW ABOUT WE GET YOU
SOMETHING TO EAT FIRST? HMM?
857
00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:29,735
- THAT IS A GOOD IDEA.
858
00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:31,603
- REALLY GOOD IDEA.
859
00:39:31,637 --> 00:39:32,871
- YEAH. HERE--
HERE YOU GO, BABY.
860
00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:35,140
HERE, TAKE A BITE OF THIS.
HMM?
861
00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:39,144
- NO, NO, THANK YOU,
I AM ON A LIQUID DIET.
862
00:39:39,177 --> 00:39:42,180
SORT OF A CLEANSING.
863
00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:44,616
DON'T BUDDHISTS DO THAT, BEN?
864
00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:48,620
- OH, UH, YEAH, THEY DO,
BUT NOT WITH PINOT NOIR.
865
00:39:48,654 --> 00:39:50,889
- HERE, HONEY, JUST, UH--
JUST ONE BITE?
866
00:39:50,922 --> 00:39:53,892
FOR ME?
- SAY "PRETTY PLEASE."
867
00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:56,027
- PRETTY PLEASE?
868
00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:58,964
- I DON'T WANT IT.
869
00:39:58,997 --> 00:40:01,533
- COME ON. COME ON, BABY, HERE,
JUST--JUST ONE BITE.
870
00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:06,104
OPEN UP FOR THE CHOO-CHOO!
WOOO-WOOO!
871
00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:08,540
- I SAID NO!
872
00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:16,582
EM?
EM, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
873
00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:18,717
I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T--
I DIDN'T MEAN TO...
874
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,919
- ALL RIGHT.
I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW.
875
00:40:20,952 --> 00:40:24,690
OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T.
OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T.
876
00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:27,793
[whispering] YOU HAVE JUST HAD
A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK,
877
00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:30,662
THAT'S ALL.
878
00:40:30,696 --> 00:40:34,566
- YEAH, I GUESS I HAVE.
879
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:38,704
- HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US.
880
00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:43,809
WHY DON'T YOU COME LIE DOWN?
OKAY?
881
00:40:43,842 --> 00:40:46,978
- THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
YEAH.
882
00:40:47,012 --> 00:40:48,814
I'M SUDDENLY, UH...
883
00:40:48,847 --> 00:40:52,117
I'M FEELING VERY, VERY...
VERY TIRED.
884
00:41:00,892 --> 00:41:04,563
- HE JUST NEEDS TO REST.
885
00:41:04,596 --> 00:41:06,898
- I EMPHATICALLY DENY
THAT MY DEPARTMENT'S ACTIONS
886
00:41:06,932 --> 00:41:10,268
REGARDING THE CLOSING
OF A GAY BAR ON LIBERTY AVENUE
887
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,704
HAD ANYTHING TO DO
WITH THE SEXUAL ORIENTATION
888
00:41:12,738 --> 00:41:14,172
OF ITS PATRONS.
889
00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:16,708
IT WAS PROMPTED ENTIRELY
BY THE FACT
890
00:41:16,742 --> 00:41:19,845
THAT THERE WERE ILLEGAL
ACTIVITIES GOING ON AT THE TIME,
891
00:41:19,878 --> 00:41:23,849
AND AS SUCH, IT WAS THE DUTY
OF THE POLICE TO RESPOND.
892
00:41:23,882 --> 00:41:25,984
AS FOR BEING HOMOPHOBIC,
893
00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:28,787
I FEEL THESE CHARGES WERE MADE
FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE
894
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:32,758
OF DAMAGING MY REPUTATION
AND MY CAMPAIGN FOR MAYOR.
895
00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:35,661
I HOLD NO ANIMOSITY
WHATSOEVER
896
00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:37,663
TOWARDS OUR LAW-ABIDING
GAY CITIZENS,
897
00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:40,732
MANY OF WHOM SUPPORT MY EFFORTS
TO ELIMINATE DRUGS,
898
00:41:40,766 --> 00:41:44,903
PROSTITUTION, AND BUSINESSES
THAT PROFIT FROM ILLICIT SEX.
899
00:41:44,936 --> 00:41:47,172
IN FACT,
THE PERSON IN CHARGE
900
00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:49,875
OF MY ENTIRE
ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN,
901
00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:52,277
A CLOSE FRIEND
AND PERSONAL ADVISOR...
902
00:41:52,310 --> 00:41:55,213
HAPPENS TO BE GAY.
903
00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:10,662
- * AS CLOSE AS I'LL GET
904
00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:15,200
* TO THE MORNING LIGHT
905
00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:19,671
* AS CLOSE AS I'LL GET
906
00:42:19,705 --> 00:42:24,776
* TO DARK OF NIGHT
907
00:42:24,810 --> 00:42:29,581
* WHEN YOU'RE THIS CLOSE
TO ME *
908
00:42:29,615 --> 00:42:33,318
* WHEN YOU'RE
THIS CLOSE TO ME *
909
00:42:33,351 --> 00:42:38,990
* I'M AS CLOSE AS I'LL GET
910
00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:43,729
* TO SATISFIED
911
00:42:43,762 --> 00:42:48,099
* AS CLOSE AS I'LL GET
912
00:42:48,133 --> 00:42:52,738
* TO WHAT IS TRUE
913
00:42:52,771 --> 00:42:57,609
* AS CLOSE AS I'LL GET
914
00:42:57,643 --> 00:43:02,113
* TO EVERY LIE
915
00:43:02,147 --> 00:43:06,084
* WHEN YOU'RE THIS CLOSE
TO ME *
916
00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:11,890
* I'M AS CLOSE AS I'LL GET
917
00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:15,994
* TO SATISFIED
918
00:43:16,027 --> 00:43:20,098
* TO SATISFIED
919
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:25,804
- [moans, heavy breaths]
920
00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:36,047
[clears throat]
921
00:43:36,081 --> 00:43:39,084
THAT WAS FUCKING HOT.
922
00:43:44,690 --> 00:43:47,859
IT WAS JUST LIKE THE, UH--
923
00:43:47,893 --> 00:43:52,130
THE COVER OF YOUR COMIC.
924
00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:54,199
- MICHAEL FINALLY AGREED
TO GO WITH IT,
925
00:43:54,232 --> 00:43:58,003
EVEN IF WE DO GET ARRESTED.
926
00:43:58,036 --> 00:44:01,406
- UH, WELL...
927
00:44:01,439 --> 00:44:04,642
WHAT KIND OF ARTIST ARE YOU
IF YOU DON'T?
928
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:17,155
[knock on door]
929
00:44:17,188 --> 00:44:20,892
[sighs]
SORRY.
930
00:44:20,926 --> 00:44:24,329
THAT'S MY 11:00.
931
00:44:46,217 --> 00:44:48,353
- COOL PLACE.
932
00:44:48,386 --> 00:44:50,989
- OH, YEAH, THERE'S TOURS
EVERY HOUR.
933
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:55,794
BEDROOM'S THROUGH THERE.
934
00:44:55,827 --> 00:44:57,929
- WHO'S HE?
935
00:44:57,963 --> 00:44:59,931
- OH, THAT'S A DIFFICULT
QUESTION TO ANSWER,
936
00:44:59,965 --> 00:45:02,067
GIVEN THE LIMITATIONS
OF THE LANGUAGE,
937
00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:04,269
THE CONVENTIONALITY
OF MOST PEOPLE'S THINKING.
938
00:45:04,302 --> 00:45:07,973
UM...LET'S JUST SAY
939
00:45:08,006 --> 00:45:10,876
HE'S THE GUY I FUCK
MORE THAN ONCE.
940
00:45:10,909 --> 00:45:13,111
- UNLIKE YOU.
941
00:45:49,881 --> 00:45:52,918
- * HARD CASE,
TOUGH AS NAILS *
942
00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:55,253
* NOBODY GETS TO KNOW YOU
943
00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:58,323
* NO EMBRACE,
IT NEVER FAILS *
944
00:45:58,356 --> 00:46:00,926
* EVEN WHEN I SHOW YOU
945
00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:03,995
* HARD WON,
EVERY DAY *
946
00:46:04,029 --> 00:46:06,531
* BLEEDS INTO ANOTHER
947
00:46:06,564 --> 00:46:09,467
* NEVER DONE,
AIN'T NO WAY *
948
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:12,137
* YOU CAN COUNT
ON YOUR BROTHER *
949
00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:15,040
*
950
00:46:15,073 --> 00:46:20,011
* I CAN SEE
951
00:46:20,045 --> 00:46:24,449
* YES, I CAN SEE
952
00:46:24,482 --> 00:46:27,886
* HARD ENOUGH TO GET BY
953
00:46:27,919 --> 00:46:30,188
* NO THINKIN'
'BOUT TOMORROW *
954
00:46:30,221 --> 00:46:33,224
* TOO MUCH STUFF,
ALWAYS GETTING HIGH *
955
00:46:33,258 --> 00:46:35,827
* BEG, STEAL, AND BORROW
956
00:46:35,861 --> 00:46:38,964
* HARDLY SEEMS
WORTH IT ALL *
957
00:46:38,997 --> 00:46:41,332
* TO KEEP ON LIVING
958
00:46:41,366 --> 00:46:44,335
* KILL YOUR DREAMS,
LET 'EM FALL *
959
00:46:44,369 --> 00:46:47,105
* NOTHING IS FORGIVEN
960
00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:49,975
*
961
00:46:50,008 --> 00:46:55,180
* I CAN SEE
962
00:46:55,213 --> 00:47:00,986
* YES, I CAN SEE
963
00:47:01,019 --> 00:47:04,923
* I CAN SEE
964
00:47:04,956 --> 00:47:08,493
*
965
00:47:08,526 --> 00:47:14,065
* YOU GOTTA LET SOMEBODY IN
966
00:47:14,099 --> 00:47:19,470
* YOU GOTTA
LET SOMEBODY IN *
967
00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:24,142
* YOU GOTTA LET SOMEBODY IN
968
00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:27,345
*
969
00:47:27,378 --> 00:47:30,248
* HARD CASE,
DRIVIN' AWAY *
970
00:47:30,281 --> 00:47:32,984
* ANYONE WHO MATTERS
971
00:47:33,018 --> 00:47:36,087
* GAME FACE,
IT'S GAME DAY *
972
00:47:36,121 --> 00:47:38,489
* UNIFORM IN TATTERS
973
00:47:38,523 --> 00:47:41,492
* HARD TIMES, LONG LINES
974
00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:43,628
* WAITIN' IN THE MORNING
975
00:47:43,661 --> 00:47:46,031
* STEEP CLIMB
976
00:47:46,064 --> 00:47:49,134
* IT NEVER ENDS
70127
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