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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:11,512 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR 2 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,181 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 3 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:14,182 * SHAKE IT, DUDE 4 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:22,156 * 5 00:00:28,496 --> 00:00:29,697 * ONE, TWO, DO IT! 6 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:32,166 * 7 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,401 * ONE, TWO, THREE 8 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:36,304 - * FOUR, FOUR 9 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:43,077 [sultry disco music] 10 00:00:43,111 --> 00:00:45,413 - * TENGO FIEBRE AIEE 11 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:49,150 * 12 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:53,854 * TENGO FIEBRE AIEE 13 00:00:53,887 --> 00:01:02,062 * 14 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:11,705 * TENGO FIEBRE AIEE 15 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:16,310 * 16 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:20,181 * ESTOY ENFERMA DE AMOR 17 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:24,185 * ESTOY ENFERMA DE AMOR 18 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:32,160 * 19 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:47,875 * TENGO FIEBRE AIEE 20 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:53,814 [cheering] 21 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:58,819 - AM I SEEING WHAT I THINK I'M SEEING? 22 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,688 - YES, YOU ARE SEEING IT. 23 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:03,157 IT'S THE MOST HISTORIC REUNIFICATION SINCE GERMANY. 24 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:04,525 - WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FIDDLER? 25 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:06,160 - HE FELL OFF THE ROOF. 26 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:07,395 - [laughs] 27 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:10,398 [edgy dance music] 28 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:11,832 * 29 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,434 - HEY, COME ON NOW, WHY DON'T WE GO SHAKE 30 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,436 A TAIL FEATHER ON THE DANCE FLOOR? 31 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,771 - MMM, MY BACK'S STILL ACTING UP. 32 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:21,942 BUT YOU GO AHEAD. ENJOY YOURSELF. 33 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,245 - MIND IF I BORROW YOUR HUSBAND? 34 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:26,780 - JUST BE SURE TO KEEP YOUR HANDS ABOVE HIS WAIST 35 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,249 AT ALL TIMES. 36 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:30,551 - YOU TAKE THE FUN OUT OF EVERYTHING. 37 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:33,387 - TWO SONGS, THEN COME RESCUE ME. 38 00:02:33,421 --> 00:02:36,324 - * KISS ME ALL OVER AGAIN 39 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:39,593 * THIS DAY WILL NEVER END 40 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:40,828 * THIS NIGHT IS AROUND THE BEND * 41 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:43,797 - ANOTHER OF MY USUAL. - COMING UP. 42 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:46,534 - [sighs] 43 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:50,338 VODKA...AND VICACET. 44 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:52,540 - THOSE THINGS ARE STRONG. BETTER GO EASY. 45 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:55,276 - WELL...NOT LIKE I HAVE TO GET UP FOR WORK 46 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:57,445 IN THE MORNING. 47 00:02:57,478 --> 00:03:01,315 HECK, IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE TO GET UP FOR ANYTHING. 48 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:05,453 - * TRULY SET ME FREE 49 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:06,454 - OKAY, I'LL GET IT. 50 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:07,855 YOU WAIT HERE. - COOL. 51 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:10,458 - HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE. 52 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:12,560 EVERYONE'S SAYING THERE ARE UNDERCOVER COPS EVERYWHERE. 53 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:14,962 - OH, FUCK. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HOT. 54 00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:17,465 [both moaning] 55 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:20,468 [laid-back dreamy jazz] 56 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:29,443 * 57 00:03:29,477 --> 00:03:32,513 - I'LL ALWAYS CHERISH THE TIMES I SPENT WITH MY DAD, 58 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,582 BUILDING MODEL AIRPLANES, HEARING HIS STORIES, 59 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,350 HIS WORDS OF ADVICE. 60 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:39,720 ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSONS I EVER LEARNED IS... 61 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:42,723 "IF YOU SAY IT, MEAN IT." 62 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:45,526 RIGHT, BOYS? both: RIGHT, DAD. 63 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,461 - WHEN I SAY I'M GOING TO MAKE PITTSBURGH 64 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:49,597 FAMILY-FRIENDLY ONCE MORE, 65 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:52,766 YOU CAN BE SURE I MEAN IT. 66 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,269 - AND CUT! 67 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:57,037 YOU GOOD? - YEAH. 68 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,473 THAT WAS GREAT, JIM. YOU TOO, GUYS. 69 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:03,544 - BOYS, YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR BASKETBALL. 70 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,012 - BYE, DAD. - BYE, DAD. 71 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:08,349 - HEY, WIN THAT GAME! - HOW'D HE DO? 72 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:09,817 - HOPE I WASN'T TOO STIFF. 73 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,352 - NO, YOU DON'T HAVE A STIFF BONE IN YOUR BODY. 74 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:13,487 - I GOT ONE. MY BACK'S KILLING ME. 75 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:16,957 - WHAT, OLD SPORTS INJURY? - HOW'D YOU GUESS? 76 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:18,692 - HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO SOAK IN THE HOT TUB? 77 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:22,563 - GOOD IDEA. HEY, YOU WANT TO JOIN ME? 78 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:26,300 - UM...DON'T USUALLY TRAVEL WITH A SWIMSUIT. 79 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:28,035 - WE'RE JUST A COUPLE OF GUYS. WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 80 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:30,804 COME ON. 81 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:31,972 - THERE'S A LOT OF PERKS TO BEING A MEMBER 82 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,307 OF THE Q-MART FAMILY. 83 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:34,808 THERE'S THE EMPLOYEE PENSION. 84 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:37,044 OF COURSE, YOU HAVE TO WORK HERE 50 YEARS TO GET THAT. 85 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:38,979 THEN THERE'S THE EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT. 86 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,648 - OH, WELL, IT'S A RELIEF TO KNOW I'LL NEVER HAVE TO PAY 87 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:42,383 FULL PRICE FOR TOILET PAPER AGAIN. 88 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:44,552 JUST...DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH, OKAY? 89 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,520 THIS ISN'T EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE USED TO. 90 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:48,956 - THERE'S NO SHAME IN EARNING AN HONEST DAY'S PAY 91 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,058 FOR AN HONEST DAY'S WORK, 92 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:52,926 AND THE FACT THAT YOU'D GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO HELP ME 93 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:56,063 IS ALL THAT MATTERS. 94 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:57,665 - TRACE! 95 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:01,402 - MIKE! - LOOK AT YOU, MANAGER! 96 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:02,703 - CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 97 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,405 - NOBODY DESERVES IT MORE. 98 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:06,407 - AWW. - TRACY, THIS IS TED. 99 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,008 - HI. TED SCHMIDT. NICE TO MEET YOU, TRACY. 100 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:10,578 - YOU TOO, TED. MIKE SAYS YOU'RE A GREAT GUY. 101 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:13,013 - OH, WELL, YOU KNOW MIKE. ALL HEART, NO TASTE... 102 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:15,349 BUT THANKS FOR CONSIDERING ME FOR THE JOB. 103 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:17,851 - IT'S FOR ASSISTANT BOOKKEEPER. 104 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:19,420 FROM THE RESUME YOU SENT ME, 105 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:20,988 YOU SEEM A LITTLE OVERQUALIFIED. 106 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:23,090 - IT DOESN'T MATTER. AS I WAS JUST SAYING TO MICHAEL, 107 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:24,692 THERE'S NO SHAME IN EARNING AN HONEST DAY'S PAY 108 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:26,694 FOR AN HONEST DAY'S WORK. 109 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:28,629 - WELL, THAT'S A GREAT ATTITUDE. 110 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,764 SO WHY DON'T WE GO UP TO MY OFFICE-- 111 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:32,833 OR SHOULD I SAY CUBICLE? - YEAH. 112 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,702 - AND WE'LL DISCUSS WHAT THE POSITION ENTAILS. 113 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:38,038 - SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. - OKAY. 114 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,646 - TAGGART CASE, PROBABLY BE GOING TO TRIAL 115 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,047 JUST AS I GO INTO LABOR. 116 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,916 - I'LL TAKE OVER. ONE LESS THING 117 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,584 YOU'LL BE SCREAMING ABOUT WHILE YOU'RE GIVING BIRTH. 118 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:51,985 - THANKS, DEE. 119 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,153 - AND I'LL TAKE OVER THE MORTIMER CASE, 120 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,788 BUT WE MAY NEED YOU TO CONSULT. 121 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:57,758 - HEY, I'M NOT RETIRING, JUST CUTTING BACK. 122 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,493 WHAT? 123 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:01,061 - NOTHING. - NOTHING. 124 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:02,530 IT'S JUST THAT IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE YOU, 125 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:05,132 OF ALL PEOPLE... - SLOWING DOWN. 126 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:07,635 - WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL SITTING DOWN. 127 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:09,603 I JUST GOT THE NEWS. 128 00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:12,640 THE STATE SUPREME COURT HAS ACCEPTED OUR APPEAL 129 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,808 ON ARLEN VERSUS ARLEN. - OH! 130 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,610 - DID YOU DREAM THIS DAY WOULD EVER COME? 131 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:18,479 - I WAS BEGINNING TO HAVE MY DOUBTS. 132 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:19,813 - I CAN'T WAIT TO CALL THE CLIENT AND TELL HER. 133 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:21,081 - YOU MIGHT ALSO WANT TO TELL HER 134 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,483 I'LL BE TAKING OVER AS LEAD COUNSEL. 135 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:23,784 - EXCUSE ME? 136 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,519 - WELL, YOU ASKED THE FIRM 137 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,054 TO LIGHTEN YOUR WORKLOAD, SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 138 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,657 DEE, ERIC, UH, WE'LL BE RECONVENING IN MY OFFICE. 139 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,525 WE NEED TO GO OVER THE BRIEFING SCHEDULE, 140 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:34,061 START MAPPING OUT OUR STRATEGY. - HOLD IT, HOLD IT. 141 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,195 I SPENT THE LAST THREE YEARS OF MY LIFE 142 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,697 GETTING THIS CASE TO COURT. 143 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,165 IT'S GOING TO BE A LANDMARK DECISION. 144 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,833 - AND IT'S ALSO GOING TO TAKE YOUR FULL 145 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:42,536 AND UNDIVIDED ATTENTION FROM NOW UNTIL WE GO TO TRIAL. 146 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:44,438 THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN DO ALL THAT'S REQUIRED 147 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:47,508 AND ONLY WORK PART-TIME. 148 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,677 OKAY. 149 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:58,852 - AHH. IT'S HOT. 150 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:01,689 - TAKES SOME GETTING USED TO, BUT ONCE YOU'RE INSIDE, 151 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:04,992 FEELS DAMN GOOD. 152 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:08,462 - [chuckles] YEAH. 153 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:12,600 - I LIKE YOU, KINNEY. 154 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:16,003 - UH, THANKS... JIM. 155 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,805 YOU TOO. 156 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:19,940 - YOU KNOW WHAT MY PLAN IS AFTER I GET ELECTED? 157 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:22,209 - BAIL ON ALL YOUR CAMPAIGN PROMISES, 158 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:25,212 EMBEZZLE THE CITY PAYROLL, AND ABSCOND TO SOUTH AMERICA. 159 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,748 - I PLAN ON INTRODUCING YOU TO EVERY FAT CAT 160 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,249 WHO'S BEEN BACKING MY CAMPAIGN. 161 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,852 - WELL, I CERTAINLY HOPE SO. 162 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,821 WHY THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU THINK I'M DOING THIS? 163 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:35,756 - I ALSO LIKE YOUR STYLE. 164 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,959 STRAIGHTFORWARD, NO BULLSHIT. 165 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,561 YOU GOT BALLS. 166 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:43,864 - OH, YOU NOTICED. 167 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:45,232 - THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING 168 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:50,971 I NEVER TOLD A LIVING SOUL, EXCEPT MY WIFE. 169 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:54,107 I'M SCARED. 170 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,910 SCARED SHITLESS. - OF LOSING? 171 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:58,779 - OF WINNING. 172 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,515 AFTER ALL, I'M JUST A COP. MY DAD WAS A COP. 173 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:03,851 MY BROTHERS ARE COPS. 174 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:08,922 WHEN I WAS PROMOTED TO SERGEANT, I THOUGHT, "THIS IS IT." 175 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:12,926 I NEVER EXPECTED ANYTHING MORE. 176 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,596 AND NOW, I MAY BE RUNNING AN ENTIRE CITY. 177 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:19,266 PEOPLE'LL BE COUNTING ON ME TO COME THROUGH FOR THEM. 178 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,902 I QUESTION WHETHER I HAVE THE GOODS. 179 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:26,940 - THAT'S NEVER STOPPED A POLITICIAN BEFORE. 180 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:32,613 BESIDES, EVERYBODY HAS DOUBTS. 181 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:36,550 - EVEN YOU? 182 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:38,886 - SOMETIMES. 183 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:41,288 - HMM. 184 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,657 I FIGURED YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE GOLDEN BOYS, 185 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:45,025 NEVER LOST A MINUTE'S SLEEP WORRYING 186 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,627 WHETHER YOU COULD PULL IT OFF. 187 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:49,930 - OH, I CAN ALWAYS PULL IT OFF. 188 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:53,601 SO CAN YOU. 189 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:02,309 - PINK PLATE SPECIAL... 190 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,311 FOR MY SPECIAL GUY. 191 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,714 FISH AND CHIPS, DOUBLE TARTAR SAUCE. 192 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,048 - HOT AND DELICIOUS, 193 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:09,950 AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE LUNCH. 194 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,652 - BETTER LET IT COOL OFF A BIT. 195 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:15,589 DON'T WANT TO BURN YOUR TONGUE. 196 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:17,591 - AND TRACY TOLD ME ALL SHE HAD TO DO 197 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,092 WAS GET ME APPROVED BY THE DISTRICT MANAGER, 198 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:21,061 BUT THAT THAT WAS A MERE FORMALITY. 199 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:23,230 - OH, TEDDY, I AM SO HAPPY. 200 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:26,266 - OF COURSE, IT'S ONLY AN ASSISTANT BOOKKEEPER POSITION, 201 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:29,369 AND SHE ADMITTED THE PAY'S RIDICULOUS, BUT... 202 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,971 WELL, LIKE I TOLD HER, 203 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,673 NO SHAME IN EARNING AN HONEST DAY'S PAY 204 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,708 FOR AN HONEST DAY'S WORK. 205 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,276 - WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO OUT TONIGHT AND CELEBRATE? 206 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:39,613 JUST THE TWO OF US. - MMM. 207 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:41,214 - JUST THE TWO OF YOU AND, HOPEFULLY, 208 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,684 500 OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS. 209 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:46,687 THE "TEASE FOR TEENS" CONTEST AT WOODY'S TONIGHT 210 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,723 TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE SUICIDE PREVENTION HOTLINE, HUH? 211 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:53,160 KIKI, THE NEW WAITRESS-- FORMERLY KENNY, THE OLD WAITER-- 212 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,895 IS THE MISTRESS OF CEREMONIES. 213 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,097 I HEAR SHE'S SO FUNNY, YOU'RE GONNA BUST A GUT! 214 00:09:57,130 --> 00:10:00,233 - OH...FUCK! 215 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,369 - KENNY? 216 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:04,004 KIKI, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 217 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,839 - I JUST HAD THE PINK PLATE SPECIAL. 218 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:08,842 [dramatic music] 219 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:16,784 * 220 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:32,065 - I'LL BRING YOU A BURGER. 221 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:34,868 - I'LL HAVE THE TUNA SALAD, SALMONELLA ON THE SIDE. 222 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:37,771 - DEB, COULD YOU FILL IN FOR ME? 223 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,740 - SURE, HONEY. DON'T YOU WORRY. 224 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,875 - SIT DOWN. YEAH, I'LL TAKE OVER YOUR SHIFT. 225 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,410 I MEAN AT THE CONTEST TONIGHT. 226 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,946 - I THINK YOU HAVE A TOUCH OF DELIRIUM. 227 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,815 YOU'D BETTER ASK ONE OF YOUR SISTERS. 228 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,683 - WELL, THEY ALL MODEL THEMSELVES AFTER YOU, 229 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,752 SO WHY NOT GO WITH THE ORIGINAL, HUH? 230 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:55,756 [gagging] 231 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:59,359 - I'M--I'M GOOD AT DISHING UP HASH BROWNS... 232 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,695 NOT DISHING OUT INTROS. 233 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,697 - DEB, YOU'D BE GREAT. 234 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:06,233 - YOU'RE BIGGER THAN LIFE. - WITH AN EVEN BIGGER MOUTH. 235 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:11,338 - YA MIND NOT INSULTING ME IN FRONT OF THE...B.F.? 236 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:14,174 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I LOVE ABOUT MY GIRL. 237 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:17,177 BIGGER THAN LIFE, AND A MOUTH TO MATCH. 238 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:20,781 - I WOULDN'T WANT HER ANY OTHER WAY. 239 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:24,351 - YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT'S HOT. 240 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,786 - IT'S PRACTICALLY PORN. 241 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,187 - IT WOULD SELL A BAZILLION COPIES. 242 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,789 - IF IT'S NOT CONFISCATED FIRST. 243 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:29,957 - WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY. 244 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,458 THINK OF THE FREE PUBLICITY. 245 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:32,793 - WORKING FOR BRIAN'S RUBBED OFF ON YOU 246 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,194 IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. 247 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,796 I SAY WE GO WITH THIS ONE. 248 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,230 - IT'S COMPLETELY ANTISEPTIC. 249 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,199 - IT ESTABLISHES OUR NEW VILLAIN, ICE TINA. 250 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,468 IT--IT PLACES OUR HERO IN JEOPARDY. 251 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,470 - YEAH, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A GAY COMIC. 252 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,807 UNAPOLOGETIC, DARING, SEXUAL, IN YOUR FUCKING FACE. 253 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,208 - THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING DARING 254 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,810 AND SEX FOR SEX'S SAKE. 255 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,411 - IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK THIS IS? 256 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:56,083 J.T. GIVING RAGE A BLOW JOB ISN'T JUST ABOUT SEX. 257 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,118 IT'S ABOUT THAWING HIS COLD HEART. 258 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,253 IT'S ABOUT BRINGING HIM BACK TO LIFE. 259 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:04,524 IT'S ABOUT THEIR LOVE, THEIR UNSPOKEN COMMITMENT. 260 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:08,028 - ART IMITATING LIFE? 261 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:18,138 - [sighs] YOU WERE RIGHT. 262 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:21,308 BRIAN SHOWED ME HE LOVED ME... 263 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:25,178 EVERY DAY, EVEN THOUGH HE NEVER SAID IT. 264 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,114 EVEN THOUGH HE NEVER WILL. 265 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:30,117 I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR IT. 266 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:34,287 - WELL, IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO BE RIGHT. 267 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,229 - THINK IT OVER. 268 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,140 - AFTER 15 YEARS OF LITERALLY LIVING IN HELL, 269 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,942 SHE FINALLY LEAVES HER DRUNK, 270 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:58,145 ABUSIVE, UNEMPLOYED HUSBAND FOR A WOMAN--IS THIS RIGHT? 271 00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:59,146 - YEAH, JUST STIR IT INTO THE SAUCE 272 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,147 AND ADD THE WINE. HERE. 273 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,581 - MM, I CAN DO IT. 274 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,184 SO, WHAT DOES THE ASSHOLE EX-HUSBAND DO? 275 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,186 SUES FOR CUSTODY OF THEIR THREE KIDS, 276 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,888 AND THE FUCKING JUDGE ACTUALLY AWARDS IT TO HIM. 277 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,023 WHY? - BECAUSE A DRUNK, ABUSIVE, 278 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:11,892 UNEMPLOYED STRAIGHT MALE MAKES A BETTER PARENT 279 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,227 THAN TWO LESBIANS ANY DAY-- EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. 280 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,462 MAKE SURE THE MEAT DOESN'T GET TOO DONE. 281 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,898 - I CAN DO IT. 282 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,901 NOW ALL SHE HAS IS SUPERVISED VISITATION. 283 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:23,336 SHE'S MISERABLE, THE KIDS ARE MISERABLE. 284 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:24,905 - TALK ABOUT UNJUST. 285 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,907 - WHICH IS WHY I HAVE TO WIN IT. 286 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:30,543 - YOU HAVE TO WIN IT? 287 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,985 - I KNOW I SAID I'D EASE UP, AND I HAVE BEEN, 288 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,987 HAVEN'T I? 289 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,389 BUT THIS IS GOING TO BE A LANDMARK CASE, 290 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,458 WHAT I'VE BEEN WORKING TOWARDS MY ENTIRE CAREER. 291 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,961 AND IT'S IMPORTANT, NOT JUST FOR STATE CUSTODY LAW, 292 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:51,932 BUT FOR THE COMMUNITY, FOR US, FOR OUR CHILDREN. 293 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:55,368 - WHAT CAN I SAY AFTER SUCH AN IMPASSIONED PLEA? 294 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,971 EXCEPT THAT YOU'RE PREGNANT, 295 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:01,942 AND WE MADE AN AGREEMENT. 296 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,343 - AND I INTEND TO HONOR IT, I PROMISE. 297 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,079 I JUST HAVE TO BE EXTRA-SPECIAL CAUTIOUS 298 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,615 ABOUT BUDGETING MY TIME, THAT'S ALL. 299 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,118 - I--HEY, IT'S GOING TO BURN! 300 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:14,621 - I CAN DO IT. 301 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,390 OH, AND CAN YOU DO ME A HUGE FAVOR 302 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:20,027 AND TAKE GUS TO DAYCARE ON YOUR WAY TO WORK TOMORROW? 303 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,661 I HAVE TO MEET THE CLIENT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 304 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,231 BUT DON'T WORRY, I CAN PICK HIM UP IN THE AFTERNOON. 305 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:28,235 - WELL, SURE. 306 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,304 - SEE? WHO SAID YOU CAN'T DO IT ALL? 307 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,984 [cheering, whooping] 308 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,920 * 309 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,121 - SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT. 310 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:52,425 [indistinct shouts] 311 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,296 OKAY, YOU GOT MY VOTE. 312 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,198 - HEY, I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXTRA HUNDRED 313 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,399 IF YOU SHOW YOUR COCK. 314 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,335 - YOU GOT IT. 315 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,704 - I-I MEANT UP THERE. 316 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,040 - YOU'RE EVIL. 317 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:10,143 - I'M SWEET. 318 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:12,045 - WHOO! 319 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,681 * 320 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,283 - WHAT IS IT ABOUT GAY MEN 321 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,417 THAT THEY'LL INVENT ANY EXCUSE 322 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,952 JUST TO SHOW THEIR DICKS? 323 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,553 - BECAUSE IT'S FUN? 324 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,455 - OR ELSE THEY FEEL IT'S ALL THEY HAVE TO SHOW. 325 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,157 - WELL, MR. NOVOTNY, 326 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,558 WHEN DID WE BECOME SUCH A PRUDE, HUH? 327 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,061 - I'M--I'M NOT A PRUDE. - OH. 328 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,429 - I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYTHING 329 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,564 HAS TO BE ABOUT SEX. LIKE... 330 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,466 JUSTIN'S COVER FOR THE NEXT RAGE 331 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:37,104 HAS GOT J.T. GIVING BRIAN A-- RAGE--A BLOW JOB. 332 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,738 - INTERESTING SLIP. 333 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,641 AND HOW DOES MICHAEL--I MEAN, UH, ZEPHYR--FEEL ABOUT THAT? 334 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,111 - HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT, AND NEITHER DO I. 335 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,612 - HELLO, BOYS! - HEY! 336 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,180 - QUITE A TURNOUT. 337 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:49,182 - YEAH, YOUR MOM CAN REALLY FILL A VENUE. 338 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:54,187 - YEAH, SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK IT'S MY MOM. 339 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:58,591 - SO, UH, HOW ARE THINGS... OTHERWISE? 340 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,527 OTHERWISE, THINGS ARE GOOD. 341 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,063 * 342 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,232 - I THOUGHT MAYBE, YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD FROM TRACY. 343 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,666 YOU KNOW, ANY SPECIALS AT THE BIG Q? 344 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,636 HOW'S INVENTORY MOVING? DID I GET THE JOB? 345 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:13,073 - ACTUALLY, I DID SPEAK TO HER. 346 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,741 - WELL, COME, COME ON, COME ON. THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME. 347 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,509 I MEAN, DID SHE TALK TO THE DISTRICT MANAGER? 348 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,078 - THIS REALLY ISN'T THE TIME-- - MICHAEL, COME ON. 349 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,746 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME. 350 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:22,115 PLEASE, DON'T PLAY GAMES. - I'M NOT PLAYING GAMES. 351 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,351 SHIT. 352 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:27,554 SHE SAID HE HAD SOMEONE ELSE IN MIND FOR THE JOB. 353 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:31,158 SOMEONE MORE QUALIFIED. - MORE QUALIFIED? 354 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,392 SHE SAID I WAS OVERQUALIFIED AS IT IS. 355 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,161 ARE YOU SURE THAT WAS THE REASON? 356 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:37,230 - THAT'S ALL SHE TOLD ME. THAT'S ALL I KNOW. 357 00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:40,433 [cheering, whistling] 358 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:44,371 * 359 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:48,575 - OKAY, LET'S GIVE A BIG HAND FOR JACOB'S BIG FINISH! 360 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,378 [cheers and applause] 361 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,146 HOLY SHIT, HONEY, IS THAT YOU, 362 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,582 OR IS THAT ONE OF MY OLD FALSIES? 363 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,784 WAH! [laughter] 364 00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,519 THAT AIN'T NO FOAM RUBBER. 365 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,554 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 366 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:04,524 LET'S SEE IF OUR NEXT CONTESTANT MEASURES UP. 367 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:07,694 UH, GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR PANTS 368 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,397 AND PUT 'EM TOGETHER FOR MATTHEW. 369 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,799 [cheers and applause] - HEY, MATTHEW! 370 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,802 [dance music] 371 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:20,807 * 372 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:25,145 [whoops and catcalls] 373 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:31,151 * 374 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,320 - * 'CAUSE YOU'RE TURNING ME ON * 375 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,355 * YOU'RE SINGING MY SONG 376 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:39,192 * YOU'RE TURNING ME ON TONIGHT * 377 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,827 * YOU'RE TURNING ME ON 378 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,195 * YOU'RE SINGING MY SONG 379 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,630 - WHOO! 380 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,432 - * YOU'RE TURNING ME ON TONIGHT * 381 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:51,171 * 382 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,573 - EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP! 383 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:54,774 - PITTSBURGH P.D.! 384 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,376 THIS ESTABLISHMENT IS NOW CLOSED 385 00:17:56,409 --> 00:18:00,513 FOR VIOLATION OF SECTION 493, SUBSECTION 10: 386 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:01,781 LEWD AND IMMORAL BEHAVIOR. 387 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,583 - WHAT THE FUCK? 388 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,318 WE'RE--WE'RE JUST STRIPPING FOR CHARITY HERE! 389 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,853 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. LOOK, I WANT EVERYBODY 390 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,355 TO CLEAR OUT THE FRONT. 391 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,190 COME ON, LET'S GO. LET'S GO! 392 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,758 COME ON, LET'S GO. 393 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:16,129 - PARTY'S OVER, PEOPLE. OUTSIDE. 394 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:19,599 YOU HEARD ME. COME ON, MOVE IT. 395 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,668 QUICK, QUICK, QUICK. COME ON, LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 396 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,336 - WHEN YOU, UH, TALK TO JEANETTE TODAY, 397 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,672 STRESS HOW IMPORTANT HER APPEARANCE IN COURT WILL BE. 398 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,340 SEE IF YOU CAN CONVINCE HER NOT TO... 399 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:28,541 - LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN? 400 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:29,909 - I KNOW IT'S NOT P.C., 401 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,744 BUT IF WEARING A SKIRT AND EYE SHADOW 402 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,613 IS WHAT IT TAKES TO GET HER KIDS BACK... 403 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,482 - I'LL MAKE SURE SHE LEAVES HER LUMBERJACK SHIRT AT HOME. 404 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,151 - JEANETTE ARLEN HAS TO PUSH YOUR MEETING TO 4:00. 405 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:40,387 SOMETHING AT WORK. - OH, FUCK! 406 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,788 FINE, OKAY. 407 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,523 - HEY, IF THERE'S A PROBLEM, I CAN TAKE OVER. 408 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:47,427 - NO, NO, I'LL BE THERE. JUST, UH, GIVE ME A MINUTE. 409 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,500 LINDSAY PETERSON, PLEASE. 410 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,403 HEY, BABE. UH, LISTEN, I'M IN A SPOT. 411 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,238 CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 412 00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,539 [cheering] 413 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,707 - WE'RE GONNA DO THIS PEACEFULLY. 414 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,242 WE'RE GONNA BE LOUD, 415 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:03,576 AND WE'RE GONNA BE ANGRY! 416 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,911 [all cheer] 417 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,580 WHAT'RE WE GONNA BE? all: LOUD! 418 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,782 - WHAT ELSE ARE WE GONNA BE? all: ANGRY! 419 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,518 - THAT'S BETTER. 420 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,919 WE'RE GONNA LET THAT FUCKIN' STOCKWELL KNOW 421 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,721 THAT WE ARE CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES 422 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,256 OF FUCKIN' AMERICA, 423 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,425 AND WE HAVE THE SAME FUCKIN' FREEDOMS 424 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,559 AS EVERYBODY ELSE. 425 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,827 THE FREEDOM TO--OF SPEECH, 426 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,795 AND THE FREEDOM TO ASSEMBLE, 427 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,965 AND THE FREEDOM TO STRIP. [whooping] 428 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,401 ALTHOUGH YOU MAY HAVE GONE A LITTLE TOO FAR, HONEY, 429 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,736 BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE. 430 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,538 SO EVERYBODY BUNDLE UP, 431 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,440 'CAUSE WE'RE GOING DOWN TO POLICE HEADQUARTERS. 432 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:34,941 [cheering] 433 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,544 - WHAT'S ALL THIS? 434 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,679 HALF-PRICE SALE ON LEMON BARS? 435 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:42,282 - WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE MAN BEHIND THE ASSHOLE. 436 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,850 - BRIAN'S ALWAYS BEHIND THE ASSHOLE. 437 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,286 - DAMN IT, MICHAEL, THIS IS SERIOUS. 438 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:49,289 THE ENTIRE FUTURE OF LIBERTY AVENUE IS BEING THREATENED, 439 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,991 AND YOUR BEST FRIEND HERE NOT ONLY DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT, 440 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,561 HE'S ALSO HELPING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. 441 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:55,995 COULD I GET SOME LUNCH? 442 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,630 I-I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR MY PRAYER GROUP. 443 00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:58,965 - I'M NOT SERVING TODAY. 444 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,867 I GOT OTHER THINGS TO DO. 445 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,303 AND WHY DON'T YOU DO THE RIGHT THING FOR ONCE 446 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,771 AND COME WITH US? 447 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,239 - COME ON, MA, LEAVE HIM ALONE. 448 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,974 BRIAN DIDN'T CAUSE THE RAID. 449 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,443 - HA! WHOA, WHOA. I'M SORRY, MICHAEL, BUT DEBBIE'S RIGHT. 450 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,845 BRIAN HAS PLAYED A BIG PART IN ENCOURAGING STOCKWELL 451 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,314 TO TARGET THE GAY COMMUNITY. 452 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,982 - STOCKWELL'S NEVER ONCE MENTIONED THEM. 453 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,984 - US! 454 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,886 - BUT HE HAS IMPLIED IT IN EVERY WORD HE'S SPOKEN. 455 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,788 - MICHAEL, WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON? 456 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,991 YOUR FRIENDS', YOUR FAMILY'S, YOUR COMMUNITY'S... 457 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,026 OR HIS? 458 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,630 [service bell rings twice] 459 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,031 - I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 460 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,866 I THINK WHAT YOU'RE DOING REALLY SUCKS. 461 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,468 - [chuckling] OH, CHRIST. 462 00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:37,670 NOT YOU TOO. 463 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:40,006 LOOK, STOCKWELL'S JUST STIRRING SHIT UP. 464 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,275 AS SOON AS HE'S ELECTED, THIS'LL ALL BLOW OVER. 465 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:43,876 THINK IT'S GOING TO BLOW OVER FOR TED? 466 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,012 - UM, TED FUCKED UP. 467 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,747 THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. - MA'S RIGHT. 468 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,283 YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF. 469 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:53,486 - WELL, IF I DON'T, WHO WILL? YOU KNOW? 470 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,822 STOCKWELL AND HIS SUPPORTERS ARE MY ONE-WAY TICKET 471 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,525 OUT OF THIS SECOND-RATE, SECOND-CLASS BURG. 472 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,527 - WHAT ABOUT YOUR SECOND-RATE FRIENDS? 473 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,028 - I DON'T KNOW, WHEN I'M ON THE 99TH FLOOR 474 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,663 OF MY NEW OFFICE IN NEW YORK CITY, 475 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,632 THIS IS ALL GOING TO SEEM LIKE A DISTANT MEMORY. 476 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,034 - FINE. GO. TAKE JUSTIN WITH YOU. 477 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:12,572 - HEY! YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH. 478 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,974 IT'LL ALL SEEM LIKE A DISTANT MEMORY, EXCEPT FOR YOU... 479 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:18,411 BECAUSE WHEREVER I GO, AND WHOEVER I'M WITH, 480 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,680 I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. 481 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,915 - BULLSHIT. 482 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:26,719 - IT'S NOT BULLSHIT. 483 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:35,562 - GRITS WITH CREAM CHEESE, DEEP-FRIED OKRA, 484 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:38,798 CATFISH WITH PECAN SAUCE, COCONUT CUSTARD PIE. 485 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:41,100 - I THOUGHT I'D GIVE THEM SOME SOUTHERN COMFORT. 486 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,069 - YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE THEM A HEART ATTACK. 487 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:45,405 - WELL... - [chuckles] 488 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:48,408 - MORNING, SWEETIE. - "MORNING"? 489 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:51,711 - HEY, VIC. SORRY I SLEPT SO LATE. 490 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:55,748 - THAT'S OKAY. YOU NEEDED YOUR REST. 491 00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:57,350 - PLANNING ANOTHER PARTY? 492 00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:59,118 - JUST A SIMPLE, DOWN-HOME BIRTHDAY. 493 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,654 - AT $50 A HEAD. 494 00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,691 - GOOD THING ONE OF US IS BRINGING HOME THE BACON. 495 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:07,093 - SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THE BIG Q. MICHAEL TOLD ME. 496 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:09,762 - YEAH, SEEMS MY REPUTATION PRECEDED ME. 497 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:12,999 - NOW, NOW. BETTER THINGS LIE AHEAD. 498 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:15,034 AFTER ALL, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO VANESSA WILLIAMS. 499 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,570 SHE, UM--SHE LOST HER MISS AMERICA CROWN 500 00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,038 FOR BUMPING BUSHES IN THAT PHOTO SPREAD, 501 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,441 BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP DISNEY FROM ASKING HER 502 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:24,711 TO SING THE THEME TO POCAHONTAS, NOW, DID IT? 503 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,746 WHATCHA MAKIN', BABY? 504 00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:28,448 - BLOODY MARY. ANYONE WANT ONE? 505 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:29,849 - NOT FOR ME. 506 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:33,052 - OH, WE HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE TO TEND BAR. 507 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,588 BRENT, UH, HAS TO WORK AT WOODY'S. 508 00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:37,123 - I CAN TEND BAR. - YOU CAN? 509 00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:39,125 - YEAH, HOW DO YOU THINK I EARNED EXTRA MONEY 510 00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:40,727 BACK IN COLLEGE? 511 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,996 I TENDED BAR AT ALL THE AA MEETINGS. 512 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,932 ACCOUNTANTS ASSOCIATION. 513 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:48,134 - WELL, THAT WOULD BE GREAT, SWEETIE, 514 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,636 BUT WE CAN'T PAY A LOT. 515 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,471 - THAT DOESN'T MATTER. 516 00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:52,739 THERE'S NO SHAME IN EARNING AN HONEST NIGHT'S PAY 517 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:55,442 FOR AN HONEST NIGHT'S WORK. 518 00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:01,614 - WELL, THEN, YOU BETTER GET OUT YOUR COCKTAIL SHAKER 519 00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:03,750 AND START SHAKING, MISTER! 520 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:04,917 - UH-HUH? 521 00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:07,487 - STOCKWELL IS A FUCKING HOMOPHOBE, 522 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,921 IS WHAT HE IS. 523 00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:10,690 HE'S TRYING TO TURN ALL THE GAYS INTO SCAPEGOATS, 524 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:13,159 LIKE THEY DID IN THE PAST WITH OTHER MINORITIES. 525 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:15,762 SO WHOEVER THOSE ASSHOLES ARE WHO SAY THAT 526 00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:18,765 IT COULDN'T HAPPEN HERE... WELL, IT IS HAPPENING! 527 00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,700 IT'S JUST LIKE HITLER IN WORLD WAR II. 528 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,770 - SO, WHAT'D WE DO THIS TIME? 529 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:25,972 - UH, SHUT DOWN A BAR ON LIBERTY AVENUE. 530 00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:29,676 - AND THE FAIRIES ARE ALL A'FLUTTER, HUH? 531 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:32,512 - THERE'S NO REASON TO CALL PEOPLE NAMES, TOM. 532 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,681 - MAYBE YOU WANT TO JOIN THEM, HUH? 533 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:37,183 HEY, ISN'T THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 534 00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:38,651 - IT'S NOT ANY DIFFERENT THAN WHAT THE-- 535 00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:40,720 THE FUCKIN' NAZIS DID TO THE JEWS! 536 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,722 OR--OR WHAT HAPPENED TO CICELY TYSON 537 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,524 WHEN SHE TRIED TO TAKE A SIP OF WATER 538 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:47,527 OUT OF THAT DRINKING FOUNTAIN. 539 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,529 - YOU OUGHTA GET HER A MUZZLE. 540 00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:53,199 - EXCUSE ME. 541 00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:55,602 [angry shouting] 542 00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:57,103 - HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN? 543 00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:58,938 - ME? WHAT DID I HAVE TO DO WITH IT? 544 00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:00,673 - DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE HAD PLANNED. 545 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,575 HE'S YOUR FUCKIN' BOSS, ISN'T HE? 546 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:03,876 - I SWEAR, I DIDN'T KNOW JACK SHIT. 547 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,579 - OH, SAVE IT, CARL... 548 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:07,947 'CAUSE I'M NOT BUYIN' IT. 549 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:10,082 all: STOCKWELL CAN GO TO HELL! 550 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:14,153 STOCKWELL CAN GO TO HELL! STOCKWELL CAN GO TO HELL! 551 00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:16,122 STOCKWELL CAN GO TO HELL! 552 00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:18,090 - IT WAS THE ONLY TIME THEY COULD MEET. 553 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:19,692 - YOU SAID THE COURT DATE ISN'T FOR MONTHS. 554 00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:21,728 - BUT WE HAVE TO START BUILDING OUR APPEAL NOW. 555 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,229 WE'VE GOT TO INTERVIEW THE DEFENDANTS, 556 00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:24,597 LINE UP WITNESSES... 557 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:25,832 - WHICH OBVIOUSLY TAKES PRECEDENCE 558 00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,266 OVER PICKING YOUR SON UP FROM DAYCARE. 559 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,001 - I'VE TOLD YOU-- - IT'S A LANDMARK CASE. 560 00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:30,036 YES, SO I'VE HEARD. - CAN I FINISH? 561 00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:31,571 - YES, GO AHEAD, FINISH. 562 00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:32,972 - THAT HAS DIRECT BEARING ON OUR LIVES. 563 00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:34,774 WHAT THE COURTS HAVE BASICALLY SAID 564 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,743 IS THAT A FAMILY WITH GAY PARENTS 565 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:39,579 IS LESS THAN A FAMILY WITH STRAIGHT PARENTS. 566 00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:41,848 SO IT'S ABOUT MORE THAN JUST 567 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:43,783 JEANETTE ARLEN AND ANNA SOKOWSKI. 568 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,585 IT'S ABOUT YOU AND ME. 569 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:47,253 - WELL, IF IT IS ABOUT YOU AND ME, 570 00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:48,855 MAYBE YOU COULD TRY SHOWING A LITTLE MORE RESPECT 571 00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:50,623 FOR MY LIFE, MY JOB. 572 00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:53,059 - LOOK, I SAID I WAS SORRY ABOUT A BILLION TIMES. 573 00:24:53,092 --> 00:24:55,528 I MEAN, WAS--WAS IT THAT BIG OF AN IMPOSITION? 574 00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:57,597 DID IT CREATE SOME LIFE-THREATENING CATASTROPHE 575 00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:58,898 AT THE ART GALLERY? - YOU SEE? 576 00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:00,900 THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 577 00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:03,736 WHAT I DO COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE AS IMPORTANT AS WHAT YOU DO. 578 00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,638 - WELL, IT'S MY JOB THAT PAYS FOR THIS MORTGAGE. 579 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:07,306 IT'S MY SALARY THAT PAYS FOR GUS' DAYCARE. 580 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,208 - THIS ISN'T ABOUT MONEY, 581 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:10,743 IT'S ABOUT KEEPING YOUR WORD, AND WE MADE A DEAL. 582 00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:13,546 - THIS IS THE CASE OF MY CAREER! 583 00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:15,281 - AND THIS IS THE LAUNDRY, AND THOSE ARE THE DISHES, 584 00:25:15,314 --> 00:25:17,884 AND THIS IS OUR SON... 585 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:21,954 WHO NEEDS TO TAKE A BATH. 586 00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:25,157 - LINZ... 587 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:27,059 LINZ! 588 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:30,563 I'M NOT YOU... 589 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:36,302 AND I'M NEVER GOING TO BE THE KIND OF MOTHER YOU ARE. 590 00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:38,671 - AND WHAT KIND OF MOTHER'S THAT? 591 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,039 - THE KIND WHO'S WILLING TO GIVE EVERYTHING UP 592 00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:42,308 TO BE WITH HER KID 24/7. 593 00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:44,343 - WHO ASKED YOU TO BE? 594 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,078 THE AGREEMENT WAS TO SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE. 595 00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:48,715 BUT THE FIRST TIME IT INTERFERES WITH YOUR WORK-- 596 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:51,651 - THERE IS A WAY IT DOESN'T HAVE TO. 597 00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:54,320 - WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO QUIT MY JOB? 598 00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:56,656 - NO, OF COURSE NOT, 599 00:25:56,689 --> 00:25:58,925 BUT WE COULD GET A PART-TIME NANNY. 600 00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:00,693 - NO, NO, NO. I WAS RAISED BY NANNIES, 601 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,128 IN CASE YOU'D FORGOTTEN. 602 00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:04,130 I WILL NOT HAVE GUS BE RAISED BY SOMEONE ELSE. 603 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:06,933 - ALL RIGHT, THEN WE COULD ASK DUSTY 604 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:09,602 OR ONE OF THE OTHER MOMS TO PICK GUS UP AFTER SCHOOL 605 00:26:09,636 --> 00:26:13,139 AND KEEP HIM UNTIL ONE OF US GETS OFF WORK. 606 00:26:13,172 --> 00:26:15,875 - [sighs] - WELL? 607 00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:20,279 - YOU KNOW, FOR SOMEONE WHO'S SO INTENT 608 00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:22,248 ON DEFENDING LESBIAN MOTHERHOOD, 609 00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:25,718 YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF AN EXAMPLE. 610 00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:28,354 - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 611 00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:30,957 STRAIGHT MOTHERS WORK FULL-TIME AND HAVE NANNIES. 612 00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:32,692 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 613 00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:36,228 - THE DIFFERENCE IS WE HAVE TO BE A LITTLE BIT BETTER. 614 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:38,865 I'M SURE YOUR CLIENTS WOULD AGREE WITH ME. 615 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:43,369 [door shuts] 616 00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:45,638 [overlapping chatter] 617 00:26:45,672 --> 00:26:46,839 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 618 00:26:46,873 --> 00:26:49,008 GET THESE FOR THIS GENTLEMAN HERE. 619 00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:59,385 HERE YOU GO, DRAGON FRUIT EXTRAVAGANZA. 620 00:26:59,418 --> 00:27:02,188 YOU GUYS GOT YOUR RED WINES. THERE YOU GO. 621 00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:04,023 RIGHT THERE. HOPE YOU ENJOY IT. 622 00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:06,425 THAT'S A REALLY GOOD YEAR. 623 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,927 KETEL ONE AND TONIC. 624 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,261 THERE YOU GO. - CHEERS. 625 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:10,863 - AND TWO COSMOS COMING RIGHT UP. 626 00:27:10,897 --> 00:27:14,133 - GREAT, THANK YOU. - HOW'S IT GOING? 627 00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:16,736 - WELL, NO ONE'S BEEN POISONED YET. 628 00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:19,438 - [laughs] 629 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,774 I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU. 630 00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:24,410 - YOU HAVE? - MM-HMM. 631 00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:27,747 YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 632 00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:29,448 I LIKE THAT IN A MAN. - MMM. 633 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:34,153 WELL, THEN WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE ME MIX A SLOE GIN FIZZ. 634 00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:36,022 - YOU KNOW I LIKE IT SLOW. 635 00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:38,024 [chuckles] 636 00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:41,761 - TWO COSMOS, THERE YOU GO. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 637 00:27:41,794 --> 00:27:44,463 - MARTINI, EXTRA DIRTY. 638 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:48,334 - YES, SIR, COMING RIGHT UP, SIR! 639 00:27:57,376 --> 00:28:02,181 - I SAID A MARTINI, EXTRA DIRTY. 640 00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:06,853 - UH, RIGHT. RIGHT AWAY. 641 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:27,373 - I KNOW YOU. 642 00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:29,809 YOU'RE, UM... 643 00:28:29,842 --> 00:28:32,011 SCHMIDT. 644 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,080 TED, ISN'T IT? 645 00:28:34,113 --> 00:28:36,348 THE ONE WITH THAT WEB SITE. 646 00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,350 - HELLO, GARTH. 647 00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:40,486 - SAW YOUR PICTURE IN THE PAPER, 648 00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:43,956 AND ON THE NEWS. 649 00:28:43,990 --> 00:28:48,027 WHAT A SHAME. - YEAH, WELL... 650 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:51,397 WHAT'RE YOU GOING TO DO? IT'S...ONE OF THOSE THINGS. 651 00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:53,299 - AND NOW? 652 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:56,969 - [clears throat] I, UM-- 653 00:28:57,003 --> 00:28:59,772 OH, I--MY--MY, UH... 654 00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:02,842 MY BOYFRIEND'S... THROWING THIS PARTY. 655 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:05,244 THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO... [stammering] 656 00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:06,879 I'M HELPING HIM-- HELPING HIM OUT. 657 00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:18,891 - I ASKED FOR EXTRA-DIRTY. 658 00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:20,326 OF ALL PEOPLE, I WOULD THINK THAT YOU'D BE ABLE 659 00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:23,129 TO HANDLE THAT. 660 00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:26,232 - SORRY. 661 00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:36,575 - WHO WAS THAT YOU WERE TALKING TO? 662 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:39,311 - NOBODY. 663 00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:53,359 - JUST GOT THE ON-AIR VERSION OF THE AD WE SHOT. 664 00:29:53,392 --> 00:29:55,027 THOUGHT I'D DROP IT BY. 665 00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:56,562 YOU COME OFF GREAT, 666 00:29:56,595 --> 00:29:59,298 AND YOUR INTERACTION WITH THE KIDS, IT'S TERRIFIC. 667 00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:01,233 - I'LL LOOK AT IT LATER. 668 00:30:09,075 --> 00:30:10,309 - SOMETHING UP? 669 00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:14,113 - I HAD A POWWOW WITH MY ADVISORS TODAY. 670 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,115 WE ALL THINK YOU'VE DONE A GREAT JOB, 671 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,449 BUT AT THIS CRITICAL JUNCTURE, 672 00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:20,286 WE FEEL WE NEED TO MOVE IN A NEW DIRECTION. 673 00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:26,392 - I TURNED YOUR FUCKING CAMPAIGN AROUND. 674 00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:28,494 - I'M AWARE OF THAT. 675 00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:32,331 - THEN WHY, AT THIS CRITICAL JUNCTURE, 676 00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:35,301 ARE YOU FIRING ME? 677 00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:42,341 - LET'S JUST SAY WE NO LONGER BAT FOR THE SAME TEAM. 678 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:47,146 - WHAT TEAM IS THAT, THE PITTSBURGH POONCHASERS? 679 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,614 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 680 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:51,951 - I'M TALKING ABOUT PUSSY, JIM. 681 00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:54,553 LOOK, DON'T INSULT ME. 682 00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:57,356 ONE OF YOUR POSSE SAW ME AT WOODY'S LAST NIGHT 683 00:30:57,389 --> 00:30:59,425 AND REPORTED BACK. 684 00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,260 - YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME. 685 00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:03,162 - WELL, MY RULE HAS ALWAYS BEEN 686 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,664 "IF I'M NOT SUCKING YOUR COCK, 687 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:08,901 THEN IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS." 688 00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:11,003 - THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. 689 00:31:11,037 --> 00:31:13,973 ANYTHING THAT CAN COST ME THIS CAMPAIGN 690 00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:17,343 IS MY FUCKING BUSINESS. 691 00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:26,152 [drops tape on desk] 692 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:39,598 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR DIET? 693 00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:42,334 - FUCK FOUR OUNCES OF KALE AND THREE OUNCES OF CHICKEN. 694 00:31:42,368 --> 00:31:44,670 - FUCK HORVATH TOO? 695 00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:48,941 - HE'S NO LONGER PART OF MY WEIGHT-LOSS PROGRAM. 696 00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:51,477 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I WAS DOING DATING A COP ANYWAY. 697 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,579 - BECAUSE HE ADORED YOU AND COULD PERFORM CUNNILINGUS 698 00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,581 LIKE A THIRSTY LESBIAN. 699 00:31:55,614 --> 00:32:00,019 - GOD! 700 00:32:00,052 --> 00:32:01,487 HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW? 701 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,023 - THE WALLS HAVE EARS. 702 00:32:04,056 --> 00:32:06,158 SIS, YOU'RE ASSUMING THINGS. 703 00:32:06,192 --> 00:32:08,027 MAYBE HE REALLY DIDN'T KNOW, 704 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:09,561 AND IF HE DID, IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE 705 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:12,698 HE WOULDN'T HAVE TRIED TO PROTECT YOU. 706 00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:15,067 - SINCE WHEN DID YOU START DEFENDING COPS? 707 00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:19,305 - SINCE YOU FELL FOR ONE. 708 00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:22,708 - SURE DIDN'T TAKE THEM LONG TO REOPEN. 709 00:32:22,741 --> 00:32:25,244 - I TOLD YOU, IT'S ALL A GAME. 710 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:28,080 HE CLOSES THEM DOWN, THEY PAY A LITTLE FINE. 711 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:30,449 HE GETS A HIT IN THE PRESS. 712 00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:32,451 YOUR MOM'S THE ONE WHO HAD TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. 713 00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:34,053 - SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT GAMES. 714 00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:35,621 SHE TAKES EVERYTHING TO HEART. 715 00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:37,189 YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, 716 00:32:37,223 --> 00:32:39,458 ARE THE PERFECT POLITICAL ANIMAL. 717 00:32:39,491 --> 00:32:43,095 HAND STEADY, EYES FIXED FIRMLY ON THE TARGET. 718 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:46,065 SAY ANYTHING, DO ANYTHING... 719 00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:47,466 - HE CANNED ME. 720 00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:49,201 - HUH? 721 00:32:49,235 --> 00:32:52,471 STOCKWELL. HE FUCKING CANNED ME. 722 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:54,340 - FOR WHAT? 723 00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:58,610 - FOR BEING HERE. ONE OF HIS COPS RECOGNIZED ME. 724 00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:01,347 - TRAPPED IN A WEB OF YOUR OWN DECEIT, 725 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:03,615 A VICTIM OF YOUR OWN MACHINATIONS. 726 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:06,218 - SAVE THE BAD DIALOGUE FOR YOUR COMIC BOOK. 727 00:33:06,252 --> 00:33:07,753 - THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WORKING FOR HETEROS. 728 00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:09,355 YOU SHOULD'VE TAKEN YOUR OWN ADVICE. 729 00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:11,257 WAIT TILL MY MOM FINDS OUT. 730 00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:12,424 THAT'LL CHEER HER UP. 731 00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:17,263 - GLAD TO BE OF ASSISTANCE. 732 00:33:18,797 --> 00:33:21,033 - MA. MA! 733 00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:22,768 - NOT NOW, SWEETIE. 734 00:33:22,801 --> 00:33:25,171 MOTHER'S TRYING TO CONCENTRATE. 735 00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:28,240 WELL, CONCENTRATE ON THIS-- BRIAN GOT THE AXE. 736 00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:29,508 STOCKWELL FIRED HIM. 737 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:33,645 - [exhales] THAT'S NICE. 738 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:35,414 - NICE? I THOUGHT YOU'D BE THRILLED. 739 00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:38,550 - IT DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING. 740 00:33:38,584 --> 00:33:41,653 STOCKWELL'S STILL GONNA PICK ON US, AND YOU KNOW WHY? 741 00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:43,689 'CAUSE HE'S A BULLY... 742 00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:45,324 AND WE'RE THE LITTLE GUY. 743 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,193 JUST LIKE WHEN YOU WERE IN THIRD GRADE AND THAT-- 744 00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:49,161 THAT TERRY KID PICKED ON YOU. 745 00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:52,398 - THERE'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE A BULLY--THAT'S LIFE. 746 00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:54,800 BUT THIS TIME, WE'RE GOING TO STAND UP TO HIM. 747 00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:57,136 - STOCKWELL CAN GO TO HELL! 748 00:33:57,169 --> 00:33:59,705 - STOCKWELL IS A [bleep] HOMOPHOBE IS WHAT HE IS! 749 00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:02,408 HE'S TRYING TO TURN ALL THE GAYS INTO SCAPEGOATS, 750 00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:04,676 LIKE THEY DID IN THE PAST WITH OTHER MINORITIES. 751 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:07,146 SO WHOEVER THOSE [beep] ARE WHO SAY 752 00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:09,848 THAT IT COULDN'T HAPPEN HERE-- WELL, IT IS HAPPENING! 753 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:12,418 [cheers and applause] 754 00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:15,187 - AS MEMBERS OF THE GAY COMMUNITY EXPRESS OUTRAGE 755 00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:17,723 AND HIS NUMBERS DROP SIGNIFICANTLY IN THE POLLS, 756 00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:20,292 MAYORAL CANDIDATE POLICE CHIEF JIM STOCKWELL 757 00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:23,429 HAS YET TO RESPOND TO THE CHARGES OF HOMOPHOBIA. 758 00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:27,233 - HEY, BRIAN! 759 00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:29,735 HOW'S YOUR GUY GONNA COVER HIS ASS NOW? 760 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:33,739 I'LL HAVE ANOTHER. 761 00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:41,180 STOCKWELL IS [beep] HOMOPHOBE IS WHAT HE IS! 762 00:34:41,213 --> 00:34:42,781 HE'S TRYING TO TURN ALL THE GAYS INTO SCAPEGO-- 763 00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:44,450 [TV shuts off] 764 00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:46,718 - [sighs] 765 00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:50,322 - AH, SHE'S GOT A BIG MOUTH. 766 00:34:50,356 --> 00:34:53,259 - THAT RALLY ALSO COST ME SOME POINTS. 767 00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:56,195 - WELL, I TOLD YOU ABOUT PICKING ON GUYS 768 00:34:56,228 --> 00:34:57,729 THAT AREN'T YOUR SIZE. 769 00:34:57,763 --> 00:35:01,567 SO OTHER THAN THAT, HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING? 770 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:07,606 - JIM JUNIOR HAS A BASKETBALL GAME. 771 00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:09,741 - IS HIS TEAM STILL AHEAD? 772 00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:12,344 - THEY'RE TIED FOR THE LEAGUE NOW. 773 00:35:12,378 --> 00:35:16,215 HE NEEDS A WIN TODAY. 774 00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:19,218 - SO DO YOU. 775 00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:20,652 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 776 00:35:20,686 --> 00:35:22,221 THAT'S ALL THE PAPER WE HAVE ON THE GUY. 777 00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:23,522 I SUPPOSE YOU SHOULD CHECK THE EAST END. 778 00:35:23,555 --> 00:35:26,358 THAT'S HIS OLD, UH-- HIS OLD HOOD. 779 00:35:26,392 --> 00:35:30,896 EXCUSE ME. - OKAY. 780 00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:33,499 - I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT. 781 00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:35,501 - THAT'S OKAY. WHAT'S UP? 782 00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:37,569 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 783 00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:47,679 - BELIEVE IT OR NOT, UM... 784 00:35:49,548 --> 00:35:53,219 I'VE COME TO APOLOGIZE. 785 00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:58,390 ANYWAY, UH, WOODY'S IS REOPENED NOW, 786 00:35:58,424 --> 00:36:01,260 AND--AND THE CONTEST WAS A FUCKIN' HOOT. 787 00:36:01,293 --> 00:36:02,861 THE KIDS LOVED ME. 788 00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:04,430 YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD SOME OF THE GOOD CRACKS I GOT OFF. 789 00:36:04,463 --> 00:36:07,666 - I'M SURE. YOU ALWAYS DO. 790 00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:10,469 - WHAT? 791 00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:13,272 - YOU ALWAYS DO. 792 00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:17,243 YOUR BIG MOUTH HAS GOTTEN ME INTO SOME DEEP SHIT AROUND HERE. 793 00:36:19,245 --> 00:36:20,946 - I THOUGHT YOU LIKED MY BIG MOUTH. 794 00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:23,882 - NOT WHEN IT'S YAPPING ON TV, BLASTING MY BOSS. 795 00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:27,719 - BECAUSE HE'S A GODDAMN FUCKING NAZI HOMOPHOBE! 796 00:36:30,389 --> 00:36:32,558 - WILL YOU PIPE DOWN? 797 00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:35,361 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN. 798 00:36:35,394 --> 00:36:37,329 CAN'T YOU KEEP THAT THING SHUT? 799 00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:39,698 - NOT WHEN SOMEONE'S ATTACKING MY FRIENDS AND MY COMMUNITY. 800 00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:41,567 I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF HE IS YOUR BOSS. 801 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,868 - WELL, I DO. 802 00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:44,836 SO HE SHUT DOWN A GAY BAR FOR ONE NIGHT 803 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,738 FOR HAVING AN ILLEGAL STRIP SHOW. 804 00:36:46,772 --> 00:36:49,508 - YEAH, USING SOME LAW LEFT OVER FROM DAYS 805 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,343 WHEN INDIANS STRIPPED FOR SETTLERS. 806 00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:53,879 - STOP TURNING IT INTO THE GODDAMN INQUISITION. 807 00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:54,980 - HE'S THE ONE DOING A GREAT JOB OF THAT 808 00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:56,782 WITHOUT ANY HELP FROM ME. 809 00:36:56,815 --> 00:36:59,351 AND YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO HE'S NOT GONNA STOP HERE. 810 00:36:59,385 --> 00:37:01,620 WELL, NEITHER AM I! 811 00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:03,989 AS LONG AS THERE'S STILL FREEDOM OF SPEECH, 812 00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:06,325 I'M GONNA EXERCISE MY FUCKIN' RIGHTS 813 00:37:06,358 --> 00:37:08,394 TO SHOOT OFF MY BIG FUCKIN' MOUTH... 814 00:37:08,427 --> 00:37:10,629 AS LOUD AS I FUCKIN' WANT! 815 00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:14,333 - IF THAT'S YOUR CHOICE. 816 00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:17,503 - IT IS. 817 00:37:17,536 --> 00:37:20,639 - THEN THIS IS MINE. 818 00:37:31,049 --> 00:37:33,885 - I AM STARVING. - I'M LIKE A BOTTOMLESS PIT. 819 00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,387 - I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY... 820 00:37:35,421 --> 00:37:36,755 - IF WE WAIT ANY LONGER, 821 00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:39,358 WE CAN PAVE THE DRIVEWAY WITH THESE EMPANADAS. 822 00:37:39,391 --> 00:37:41,059 - MMM. WHERE'S TED? 823 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,395 - HE WENT OUT TO PICK UP SOME WINE. 824 00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:45,364 - ABOUT FIVE HOURS AGO. 825 00:37:45,397 --> 00:37:47,899 - YOU KNOW HOW FINICKY HE IS ABOUT CHOOSING THE RIGHT LABEL. 826 00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:52,904 WELL... I GUESS WE SHOULD START. 827 00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:56,708 SO UH, THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING OUR TASTERS. 828 00:37:56,742 --> 00:37:59,945 YOU ARE GOOD FRIENDS... AND GUINEA PIGS. 829 00:37:59,978 --> 00:38:01,713 [laughter] - IN OTHER WORDS, 830 00:38:01,747 --> 00:38:03,649 BETTER WE CROAK THAN YOUR RICH CLIENTS. 831 00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:05,050 - EXACTLY. 832 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:07,653 - WELL, IT MAY BE DEADLY, BUT IT LOOKS DELICIOUS. 833 00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:09,955 - MMM! AMAZING. 834 00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:11,923 - HMM. 835 00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:15,093 - WELL, DIG IN, THERE'S LOTS OF FOOD. 836 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:19,398 - HAIL! HAIL! THE GANG'S ALL HERE! 837 00:38:19,431 --> 00:38:21,867 HEY! all: HEY! 838 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:23,435 - WHERE YOU BEEN, HONEY? 839 00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:27,072 - MMM, SELECTING THE PROPER VINTAGE, 840 00:38:27,105 --> 00:38:31,543 WHICH, GIVEN THE AUSPICIOUSNESS-- 841 00:38:31,577 --> 00:38:33,679 IS THAT A WORD? 842 00:38:33,712 --> 00:38:35,080 WELL, IT IS NOW-- 843 00:38:35,113 --> 00:38:39,685 OF THIS OCCASION... 844 00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:43,989 REQUIRED SOME PRETTY GODDAMN EXTENSIVE SAMPLING. 845 00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:47,426 - I CAN TELL. 846 00:38:47,459 --> 00:38:51,096 - OH... 847 00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:54,032 WOULD YOU JUST LOOK... 848 00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:59,438 ALL THIS BEAUTIFUL FOOD. 849 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:02,541 WHO'D HAVE GUESSED IT, HUH? 850 00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:04,576 OUR LITTLE EM... 851 00:39:04,610 --> 00:39:08,714 SUCH A SUCCESS. 852 00:39:08,747 --> 00:39:12,784 EVERYBODY WANTS HIM. 853 00:39:12,818 --> 00:39:18,590 HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME A GREAT BIG KISS! 854 00:39:18,624 --> 00:39:20,759 I'D ASK YOU TO GIVE ME A GREAT BIG BLOW JOB, 855 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:24,396 BUT WE HAVE GUESTS, SO A KISS'LL HAVE TO DO. 856 00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:28,133 - HOW ABOUT WE GET YOU SOMETHING TO EAT FIRST? HMM? 857 00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:29,735 - THAT IS A GOOD IDEA. 858 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:31,603 - REALLY GOOD IDEA. 859 00:39:31,637 --> 00:39:32,871 - YEAH. HERE-- HERE YOU GO, BABY. 860 00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:35,140 HERE, TAKE A BITE OF THIS. HMM? 861 00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:39,144 - NO, NO, THANK YOU, I AM ON A LIQUID DIET. 862 00:39:39,177 --> 00:39:42,180 SORT OF A CLEANSING. 863 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:44,616 DON'T BUDDHISTS DO THAT, BEN? 864 00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:48,620 - OH, UH, YEAH, THEY DO, BUT NOT WITH PINOT NOIR. 865 00:39:48,654 --> 00:39:50,889 - HERE, HONEY, JUST, UH-- JUST ONE BITE? 866 00:39:50,922 --> 00:39:53,892 FOR ME? - SAY "PRETTY PLEASE." 867 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:56,027 - PRETTY PLEASE? 868 00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:58,964 - I DON'T WANT IT. 869 00:39:58,997 --> 00:40:01,533 - COME ON. COME ON, BABY, HERE, JUST--JUST ONE BITE. 870 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:06,104 OPEN UP FOR THE CHOO-CHOO! WOOO-WOOO! 871 00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:08,540 - I SAID NO! 872 00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:16,582 EM? EM, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 873 00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:18,717 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T-- I DIDN'T MEAN TO... 874 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,919 - ALL RIGHT. I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW. 875 00:40:20,952 --> 00:40:24,690 OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T. OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T. 876 00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:27,793 [whispering] YOU HAVE JUST HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK, 877 00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:30,662 THAT'S ALL. 878 00:40:30,696 --> 00:40:34,566 - YEAH, I GUESS I HAVE. 879 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:38,704 - HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US. 880 00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:43,809 WHY DON'T YOU COME LIE DOWN? OKAY? 881 00:40:43,842 --> 00:40:46,978 - THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. YEAH. 882 00:40:47,012 --> 00:40:48,814 I'M SUDDENLY, UH... 883 00:40:48,847 --> 00:40:52,117 I'M FEELING VERY, VERY... VERY TIRED. 884 00:41:00,892 --> 00:41:04,563 - HE JUST NEEDS TO REST. 885 00:41:04,596 --> 00:41:06,898 - I EMPHATICALLY DENY THAT MY DEPARTMENT'S ACTIONS 886 00:41:06,932 --> 00:41:10,268 REGARDING THE CLOSING OF A GAY BAR ON LIBERTY AVENUE 887 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,704 HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE SEXUAL ORIENTATION 888 00:41:12,738 --> 00:41:14,172 OF ITS PATRONS. 889 00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:16,708 IT WAS PROMPTED ENTIRELY BY THE FACT 890 00:41:16,742 --> 00:41:19,845 THAT THERE WERE ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES GOING ON AT THE TIME, 891 00:41:19,878 --> 00:41:23,849 AND AS SUCH, IT WAS THE DUTY OF THE POLICE TO RESPOND. 892 00:41:23,882 --> 00:41:25,984 AS FOR BEING HOMOPHOBIC, 893 00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:28,787 I FEEL THESE CHARGES WERE MADE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE 894 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:32,758 OF DAMAGING MY REPUTATION AND MY CAMPAIGN FOR MAYOR. 895 00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:35,661 I HOLD NO ANIMOSITY WHATSOEVER 896 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:37,663 TOWARDS OUR LAW-ABIDING GAY CITIZENS, 897 00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:40,732 MANY OF WHOM SUPPORT MY EFFORTS TO ELIMINATE DRUGS, 898 00:41:40,766 --> 00:41:44,903 PROSTITUTION, AND BUSINESSES THAT PROFIT FROM ILLICIT SEX. 899 00:41:44,936 --> 00:41:47,172 IN FACT, THE PERSON IN CHARGE 900 00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:49,875 OF MY ENTIRE ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN, 901 00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:52,277 A CLOSE FRIEND AND PERSONAL ADVISOR... 902 00:41:52,310 --> 00:41:55,213 HAPPENS TO BE GAY. 903 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:10,662 - * AS CLOSE AS I'LL GET 904 00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:15,200 * TO THE MORNING LIGHT 905 00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:19,671 * AS CLOSE AS I'LL GET 906 00:42:19,705 --> 00:42:24,776 * TO DARK OF NIGHT 907 00:42:24,810 --> 00:42:29,581 * WHEN YOU'RE THIS CLOSE TO ME * 908 00:42:29,615 --> 00:42:33,318 * WHEN YOU'RE THIS CLOSE TO ME * 909 00:42:33,351 --> 00:42:38,990 * I'M AS CLOSE AS I'LL GET 910 00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:43,729 * TO SATISFIED 911 00:42:43,762 --> 00:42:48,099 * AS CLOSE AS I'LL GET 912 00:42:48,133 --> 00:42:52,738 * TO WHAT IS TRUE 913 00:42:52,771 --> 00:42:57,609 * AS CLOSE AS I'LL GET 914 00:42:57,643 --> 00:43:02,113 * TO EVERY LIE 915 00:43:02,147 --> 00:43:06,084 * WHEN YOU'RE THIS CLOSE TO ME * 916 00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:11,890 * I'M AS CLOSE AS I'LL GET 917 00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:15,994 * TO SATISFIED 918 00:43:16,027 --> 00:43:20,098 * TO SATISFIED 919 00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:25,804 - [moans, heavy breaths] 920 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:36,047 [clears throat] 921 00:43:36,081 --> 00:43:39,084 THAT WAS FUCKING HOT. 922 00:43:44,690 --> 00:43:47,859 IT WAS JUST LIKE THE, UH-- 923 00:43:47,893 --> 00:43:52,130 THE COVER OF YOUR COMIC. 924 00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:54,199 - MICHAEL FINALLY AGREED TO GO WITH IT, 925 00:43:54,232 --> 00:43:58,003 EVEN IF WE DO GET ARRESTED. 926 00:43:58,036 --> 00:44:01,406 - UH, WELL... 927 00:44:01,439 --> 00:44:04,642 WHAT KIND OF ARTIST ARE YOU IF YOU DON'T? 928 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:17,155 [knock on door] 929 00:44:17,188 --> 00:44:20,892 [sighs] SORRY. 930 00:44:20,926 --> 00:44:24,329 THAT'S MY 11:00. 931 00:44:46,217 --> 00:44:48,353 - COOL PLACE. 932 00:44:48,386 --> 00:44:50,989 - OH, YEAH, THERE'S TOURS EVERY HOUR. 933 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:55,794 BEDROOM'S THROUGH THERE. 934 00:44:55,827 --> 00:44:57,929 - WHO'S HE? 935 00:44:57,963 --> 00:44:59,931 - OH, THAT'S A DIFFICULT QUESTION TO ANSWER, 936 00:44:59,965 --> 00:45:02,067 GIVEN THE LIMITATIONS OF THE LANGUAGE, 937 00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:04,269 THE CONVENTIONALITY OF MOST PEOPLE'S THINKING. 938 00:45:04,302 --> 00:45:07,973 UM...LET'S JUST SAY 939 00:45:08,006 --> 00:45:10,876 HE'S THE GUY I FUCK MORE THAN ONCE. 940 00:45:10,909 --> 00:45:13,111 - UNLIKE YOU. 941 00:45:49,881 --> 00:45:52,918 - * HARD CASE, TOUGH AS NAILS * 942 00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:55,253 * NOBODY GETS TO KNOW YOU 943 00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:58,323 * NO EMBRACE, IT NEVER FAILS * 944 00:45:58,356 --> 00:46:00,926 * EVEN WHEN I SHOW YOU 945 00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:03,995 * HARD WON, EVERY DAY * 946 00:46:04,029 --> 00:46:06,531 * BLEEDS INTO ANOTHER 947 00:46:06,564 --> 00:46:09,467 * NEVER DONE, AIN'T NO WAY * 948 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:12,137 * YOU CAN COUNT ON YOUR BROTHER * 949 00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:15,040 * 950 00:46:15,073 --> 00:46:20,011 * I CAN SEE 951 00:46:20,045 --> 00:46:24,449 * YES, I CAN SEE 952 00:46:24,482 --> 00:46:27,886 * HARD ENOUGH TO GET BY 953 00:46:27,919 --> 00:46:30,188 * NO THINKIN' 'BOUT TOMORROW * 954 00:46:30,221 --> 00:46:33,224 * TOO MUCH STUFF, ALWAYS GETTING HIGH * 955 00:46:33,258 --> 00:46:35,827 * BEG, STEAL, AND BORROW 956 00:46:35,861 --> 00:46:38,964 * HARDLY SEEMS WORTH IT ALL * 957 00:46:38,997 --> 00:46:41,332 * TO KEEP ON LIVING 958 00:46:41,366 --> 00:46:44,335 * KILL YOUR DREAMS, LET 'EM FALL * 959 00:46:44,369 --> 00:46:47,105 * NOTHING IS FORGIVEN 960 00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:49,975 * 961 00:46:50,008 --> 00:46:55,180 * I CAN SEE 962 00:46:55,213 --> 00:47:00,986 * YES, I CAN SEE 963 00:47:01,019 --> 00:47:04,923 * I CAN SEE 964 00:47:04,956 --> 00:47:08,493 * 965 00:47:08,526 --> 00:47:14,065 * YOU GOTTA LET SOMEBODY IN 966 00:47:14,099 --> 00:47:19,470 * YOU GOTTA LET SOMEBODY IN * 967 00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:24,142 * YOU GOTTA LET SOMEBODY IN 968 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:27,345 * 969 00:47:27,378 --> 00:47:30,248 * HARD CASE, DRIVIN' AWAY * 970 00:47:30,281 --> 00:47:32,984 * ANYONE WHO MATTERS 971 00:47:33,018 --> 00:47:36,087 * GAME FACE, IT'S GAME DAY * 972 00:47:36,121 --> 00:47:38,489 * UNIFORM IN TATTERS 973 00:47:38,523 --> 00:47:41,492 * HARD TIMES, LONG LINES 974 00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:43,628 * WAITIN' IN THE MORNING 975 00:47:43,661 --> 00:47:46,031 * STEEP CLIMB 976 00:47:46,064 --> 00:47:49,134 * IT NEVER ENDS 70127

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