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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,080 --> 00:00:19,760 I thought I'd at least give you this, since you're not doing too well. 2 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:23,600 Could you have Johanne bring coffee? 3 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:28,080 We can wait for you if you want to take a shower. 4 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:32,640 Have some water. 5 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:38,160 -Sorry, I'm a bit exhausted. -Here, drink some. 6 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:45,640 Why are you wearing that? 7 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:50,320 It's because I fixed my knee so it wouldn't hurt so much. 8 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:54,400 Johanne, are you the one who usually makes lunch? 9 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:58,520 She can make one for you too. Johanne makes great sandwiches. 10 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,280 How lucky you are, to have such a great sister. 11 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:05,960 -I like liverwurst on top of butter. -That's good. 12 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:09,360 Hey, Daddy needs some more sleep now. 13 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,800 You're really good with Embrik. 14 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:17,040 He's six. 15 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:21,320 Yeah, and it's really good that you're helping your dad. 16 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:26,160 But it's the grown-ups that should do most of the work. 17 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,640 We're going to help you and your dad. 18 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,280 Do you want to sit down? 19 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:34,080 -We have to go to school. -It's okay, we spoke to your teacher. 20 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,880 -We'll drive you later. -Can't you sit down? 21 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,080 It's fine. 22 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:44,040 I can help you with that. 23 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:46,200 I can do it myself! 24 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,720 I don't want to go to an orphanage! 25 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,400 Annie lives in an orphanage. 26 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,480 Yes, that's a nice movie. 27 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,840 Johanne, I understand that you're stressed. 28 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:00,720 Embrik, should we put on some shorts? 29 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,800 -We'll help you. -I can do it myself! 30 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:05,760 SUCK IT UP 31 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,920 -Aren't you going for a swim? -I don't feel like it, 32 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,840 and Emma didn't want to swim alone. 33 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:40,120 Do we have to swim? You're not swimming either. 34 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:43,720 No, you don't have to. I just thought that's why you came along. 35 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,360 -Can we have some money for food? -Sure. 36 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:52,600 Working at AKS has given me a nervous bladder. 37 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,680 You don't work there that much. 38 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:58,320 -Are you coming, Emma? -I'll pay you back. 39 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:59,680 Don't worry about it. 40 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:05,240 Wow! 41 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:10,480 -Weren't the girls going for a swim? -They changed their minds. 42 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:14,360 Okay. Tell me about the municipal attorney. 43 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,800 Not much to tell, really. We're good friends. 44 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,520 -I drive him home from work. -Okay. 45 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,080 And he's divorced. 46 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:26,240 I think she left him because she met someone at work. 47 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:29,480 -He's got twins. -I don't care about twins. 48 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:33,400 You made out at a concert at Parkteatret, and then what? 49 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,920 That's it. Then we both went home. 50 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,680 Are you seeing each other again? 51 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,160 I don't know. He invited me for a coffee. 52 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:44,240 -When? -I don't know. 53 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,080 I really don't understand you. 54 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,080 I've been on Tinder for three months, 55 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:53,760 even though it's only been two weeks since Lasse found an apartment. 56 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:57,680 You haven't slept with anyone in the five years you've been divorced. 57 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,320 You didn't even sleep with Finn. 58 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:04,600 -Get on Tinder! -No, I don't want to be on Tinder. 59 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:08,600 I'm not taking my bra off in front anyone again. 60 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:10,400 Give me a break. 61 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:19,800 I don't mean to be intrusive by talking about Tinder and stuff. 62 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:25,400 I just wish you could find some joy. 63 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:29,120 After everything you've dealt with after the car accident. 64 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:32,640 I would have gotten sick leave many years ago. 65 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:36,200 I just think you deserve to be happy. 66 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,240 So does your dad. 67 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,640 Dad's very happy. 68 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:46,240 You know what? He gets dick-pics at the University for Pensioners. 69 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,480 Oh, God. 70 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:53,160 I don't get why people are so offended by dick-pics. 71 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,640 I love dick-pics. I think it's touching. 72 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:07,800 -Why? -Because he built it. 73 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:13,680 -Isn't that like a permanent fixture? -Very permanent. 74 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,720 -Mind taking my bag too? -I'll take everything. 75 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,280 Grab your bags and stuff. 76 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,120 -Bye. -Bye. 77 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,600 -Aren't you coming for waffles, Emma? -I can't. 78 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,920 -I'm visiting Mom at the hospital. -Okay, tell her I said hi. 79 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:38,280 -Can I ask you about something? -Yeah, of course. 80 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:46,240 I have a friend who's pregnant. She wants to have an abortion. 81 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:50,120 She's wondering if the Child Welfare Services will keep records of that. 82 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,920 In case she wants to have kids in the future. 83 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,440 Will they think she's not fit to be a mother? 84 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:01,160 -Are you pregnant? -No. 85 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:06,240 -Is it Hanna? -No, it's my friend from Bergen. 86 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,840 Okay. No, the Child Welfare Services don't do that. 87 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,520 Abortions are legal in Norway. 88 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:15,600 But she should talk to someone. Her boyfriend or her mother. 89 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,160 It's not a pleasant thing to do alone. 90 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:23,360 I don't think she wants to tell her mom. They're Christians. 91 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:24,560 Okay. 92 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:29,960 -Tell your mom I said hi. -I will. Bye. 93 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,360 -Thanks for having us. -Our pleasure. 94 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,640 Will you give your knee some rest now? 95 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,000 Maybe later. 96 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:48,520 -Are you ready for confirmation, Leo? -I guess. 97 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:52,120 It'll be a special day in a really tough year. 98 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,760 Pørni said you're having tapas? 99 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,840 Answer when Astrid is speaking to you, Leo. 100 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:59,040 Tapas sounds good. 101 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:00,840 Teenagers. Sorry. 102 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,080 He's 15. He's lost his mother. I don't expect good manners. 103 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,800 Lara, come! 104 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,120 -Bye, Lara! -Bye! 105 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,440 Sigrid, can you help me load the dishwasher? 106 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,760 -Can we have French fries? -No, rice. 107 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,200 -Can't we have French fries, please? -No. 108 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:16,800 I'll take it. 109 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:20,880 If it's Lara, tell her that her towel is in the bathroom to dry. 110 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:23,560 -Dad! Hi! -Hi. 111 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:26,520 -What are you doing here? -Do you want to go out for dinner? 112 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:29,680 Did you hear that? He's taking Hanna and me out to dinner. 113 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,080 -Hi, P! -Hey, you. 114 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,560 Something smells good. Oh, waffles! 115 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:37,120 How about a movie and dinner? 116 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,000 -Hi, Dad! -Hi! 117 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:43,760 The plan was for Leo and Sigrid to go to Storo to buy shin guards. 118 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,280 Sure, he can come with us. 119 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:47,720 -Can we, please? -Of course. 120 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,680 Bring jackets. It's a bit cold, okay? 121 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:51,720 Leo! 122 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:56,040 Finn, can't you call before you come? I didn't know you were in Oslo. 123 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,680 I've been here since Monday. Lots of publishing stuff. 124 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:00,760 And you didn't tell the kids? 125 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:03,360 I'm here now. Sorry. Just wanted to see the kids. 126 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:06,040 Who am I hearing? The one and only Finn! 127 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:09,360 -Hi, OJ. How are you? Good? -Never been better. 128 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:13,600 By the way, I saw that your new novel was on sale. 129 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,400 -Are you driving? -We'll take the bus. 130 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,120 Can't we take Mom's car? You can't drive anyway. 131 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,160 -Can we? -I'm not taking the bus. 132 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,160 Of course. You know where the keys are. 133 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,240 Great. I'll have them home by 11. 134 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:25,880 Okay, have fun. 135 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:30,320 -Sigrid! Wear the new sneakers, okay? -Sure. 136 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,720 Have fun! 137 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:36,200 Don't look at me like that. 138 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:39,560 -He's allowed to meet the kids. -I haven't said a word. 139 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:43,280 Do you want some chicken later? It won't last until tomorrow. 140 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:47,000 You're joking, right? Saturday night with your dad, at 45. 141 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,200 Sounds nice. 142 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:51,920 Don't waste what free time you have eating dinner with your dad. 143 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,640 You're still somewhat young. Don't waste it. 144 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:58,760 Call someone. Stay out all night. I'm here if the kids need me. 145 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,480 Enjoy your waffles. 146 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,760 -Hi, this is Bjørnar. -Hey, it's Pørni. 147 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,360 Hi! Changed your mind? About a standing 69? 148 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:22,680 No! I was just wondering... 149 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:26,080 I just got an opening. Would you like to grab a coffee? 150 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:29,600 -But I guess you have the twins? -No, absolutely not. 151 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:32,680 I was going to watch the Liverpool match at Lincoln. 152 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,560 Probably not your dream Saturday. 153 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:38,200 Sure, I love watching the game at a pub. 154 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:41,560 Let's see... I can be there by 4:30. 155 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,400 Great. It's in Vogt's Street. 156 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:45,080 -Okay, see you then. -See you. 157 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:46,840 -Bye. -Bye. 158 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,960 -Hi! Did I forget something? -Just Lara's towel. 159 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:54,760 I'm meeting Municipal-Bjørnar. I need help with my outfit. 160 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,440 -Really? -Yeah. 161 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:58,240 -When? -Now. Soon. 162 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:01,200 Oh, fuck, yes! 163 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:04,120 We're watching a soccer match. Finn picked up the kids. 164 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:07,320 Maybe something white and simple would be nice? 165 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:11,320 -And some gold earrings. -No, no, no. 166 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,280 You're not going to the Nobel concert. 167 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,760 This is my other option. 168 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:17,920 You're going to sleep with him. 169 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:23,200 Can't you just wear those jeans and the black top I gave you? 170 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,920 -The one that accentuates your boobs? -This one? 171 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 That one! And you have to shave. 172 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,280 What? 173 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,920 You can't have a hanging garden. Full Brazilian. 174 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,920 We're just watching a soccer match. 175 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,680 I don't have a razor. I have a splint on my knee. 176 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:41,680 -There might not be any sex. -Of course there's going to be sex! 177 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:45,000 You have an hour and a half. Go out and buy a razor. 178 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:48,120 And I want updates. Good luck! 179 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:02,000 Can we make it five o'clock? 180 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:05,440 TO MUNICIPAL-BJØRNAR 181 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,560 -Bjørn? -Yes? 182 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,560 I can't register these. What do I do? 183 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,120 Hi, Pørni! We got ice cream! 184 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,720 -Lucky you. -Dad's here. 185 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,600 I forgot the bread. There... 186 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:35,040 I'm following your advice! No more hanging garden. 187 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,800 Excuse me. 188 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,760 I just wanted to say that I got a spot at Vangseter. 189 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:43,840 I've accepted parental guidance and spoken to the employer. 190 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,800 And you're getting help from your sister? 191 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,800 I'm not really a bad father. 192 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:53,280 I just want to say that. I never drank before Irja moved out. 193 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:57,360 Kristoffer, we're meeting tomorrow. We can make a plan then, okay? 194 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:58,880 Have a nice day. 195 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,160 Bon appétit. 196 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:41,360 To Municipal-Bjørnar: I'll be five minutes late. 197 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,200 -Bye. -Bye. 198 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,400 -Okay? -Hi. 199 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,360 What's going on? 200 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,960 -You look nice! -Are you going to a hooker party? 201 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:59,200 -Where's Dad? -He met some writer friends. 202 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,560 He's coming to see my soccer match tomorrow. 203 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:05,680 Hanna, is... Was Sigrid upset? 204 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:09,600 I'm upset. I have feelings too. 205 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,640 Two minutes, okay? 206 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,360 You've reached Finn Høye. 207 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:29,440 If it's about my authorship, call Geir at Aschehoug... 208 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:32,640 Hanna, do you want to stay here with Sigrid tonight? 209 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,200 Eat pizza and maybe watch a movie? 210 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:39,720 -What are you doing? -I'm meeting a friend. Astrid. 211 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,320 Wasn't Astrid going to the movies? 212 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,400 Yes, but it's another... 213 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:47,880 Astrid S. From work. 214 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:53,760 I'm not hungry. I'm not feeling well. I think I'll just go to bed. 215 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:02,320 To Municipal-Bjørnar: Sorry, I got delayed again. 216 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:06,600 Is it okay that grandpa is upstairs while I go out and meet a friend? 217 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,000 Mom, are you pregnant? 218 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:13,080 -How would that happen? -I found this in the bathroom. 219 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,560 That's something from work. 220 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,480 Fucking hell. 221 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,320 -Are you upset about Dad? -No. 222 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:26,400 Ada Hegerberg and her sister are going on a skills-course. 223 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,200 -Can I go? -Sure. 224 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:35,920 Sorry. I have to cancel and pay. 225 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,640 Thank you. I'm sorry. 226 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,480 -Hello! -Hi. 227 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,920 Listen, I'm sorry, but... 228 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:52,440 My kids just got home, and I think my daughter might be pregnant. 229 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:56,760 -I have to speak with her. -Oh my God. Of course. 230 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,280 Sorry you have to sit there alone now. 231 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:03,280 You think I'm alone? There are two girls here giving me long stares. 232 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,680 Okay? 233 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:08,480 But don't worry, they're both Tottenham supporters. 234 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:13,360 Hey... This might be a crazy question. 235 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:17,400 Would you like to come over after the kids have gone to bed? 236 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,720 We could meet in the garage. 237 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:23,000 -You want us to meet in the garage? -Yeah, or... 238 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,160 We could have some wine in the car. 239 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,040 The babysitter leaves at nine. 240 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:30,720 How about a garage date tomorrow? Eleven o'clock? 241 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,880 -Okay. Bye. -Bye. 242 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,240 Hanna. 243 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,120 Are you asleep? 244 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,800 -Hi, Hanna. -I have to go to work. 245 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,800 You have to eat breakfast. 246 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,320 Not hungry. 247 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:30,160 I woke up and ate a ton because I fell asleep so early last night. 248 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,160 Okay. Bye, then! 249 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,960 Fucking hell. 250 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,520 You're a cunt. You don't even know what Embrik likes on his sandwich. 251 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,960 He wants butter on the bottom and liverwurst on top. 252 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,120 What do you mean when you use words like that? 253 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,800 Johanne, I think... 254 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,960 I know why you are angry. Because Daddy is gone. 255 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:02,200 You have to remember he's gone because he needs some help, right? 256 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:07,000 So things will be better for you and Embrik and Dad. 257 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,560 -Mom lives in Finland. -Yes. 258 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,720 I know that's hard. 259 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:15,040 -Dad says Mom's a cunt. -Johanne... 260 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:20,640 I think you're a little angry, but mostly sad. 261 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,800 And maybe a little tired. 262 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:27,880 You have done a lot of things that grown-ups usually do, right? 263 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,760 But now you don't have to. 264 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,560 That's why I'm going to live here with you. 265 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:38,480 I'll make sure you get clothes and food and everything you need. 266 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,120 But you don't even know what Embrik likes. 267 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,320 But you can help her with that. 268 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,880 Without worrying about the other stuff. 269 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,000 But then I won't know what to do. 270 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,320 What do you mean? 271 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,000 I want to brush Embrik's teeth, make him dinner 272 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:56,560 and take him to gymnastics. If I don't, I don't know what to do. 273 00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:00,640 My head's so big. If I start crying, Embrik will start crying. 274 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,880 Then Dad will be even sadder and won't come back. 275 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:07,200 I have to do those things. I can do it! 276 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,560 It's going to be fine. 277 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,000 -I can comfort Johanne. -Yes. 278 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,720 Yes. 279 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,200 Johanne is lucky that you're her brother. 280 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:22,040 And Dad is really lucky to have Sunniva as his sister. 281 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,840 There, there. Don't cry. 282 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,720 I'll make you sandwiches. With liverwurst. 283 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:31,920 -Butter on the bottom. -Butter on the bottom. 284 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,160 Hello. 285 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,720 What is it? 286 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:03,240 I just wanted to see if you're feeling better. 287 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:07,000 Yeah, except that I'm exhausted from working with children. 288 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:10,360 After two hours at AKS I feel like throwing up. 289 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:14,200 You know you can tell me anything, right? 290 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,120 What? Sure. 291 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,560 Is there anything you need help with, or anything you want to tell me? 292 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:30,120 Khloé is angry at Kourtney because of the photo shoot, and Kylie... 293 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,520 Hanna? Are you pregnant? 294 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:35,480 What? 295 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,440 No! Why would you think that? 296 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,960 I don't know. 297 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:45,160 If you are, you can tell me. You can tell me anything. 298 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:49,120 I know. I'm not pregnant. 299 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:52,880 I'm on the ninth day of my period. That's why I'm so angry. 300 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:56,080 If I was pregnant, you'd be the first I'd tell. 301 00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,120 Really? 302 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,840 You'd have to take me to the hospital. 303 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,360 I wouldn't want anyone else with me. 304 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,360 No, don't ruin the moment with a hug. 305 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,800 No. Sorry. 306 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,880 But Emma is preggers. 307 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,760 I said she should speak with you. 308 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:21,360 Since she doesn't want to bother her mother while she's doing chemo. 309 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,360 Okay. 310 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,160 Leo? 311 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,200 Are you going to bed soon? It's late. 312 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,280 -Ten minutes left of the episode. -Okay. 313 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:25,880 I think you should see your dad before the confirmation. 314 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,400 Not for his sake, but for your own. 315 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,960 Okay? 316 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,480 -I'll just be out in the garage. -Okay. 317 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,000 Hi. 318 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,320 Oh, Lord! 319 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,400 -Are you okay? -I don't know. 320 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:15,760 Wow! 321 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:19,200 -This is fantastic! -Maybe too much of a brothel? 322 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:22,360 -A bit much? -A bit much? No. 323 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,600 You could have taken it a step further. 324 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:25,920 Oh, look! 325 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,680 -You have candles too. -Of course. 326 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,240 Have you been to Anfield? 327 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:37,400 No, it's just from the soccer shop at Ullevål. 328 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,560 -Okay. -There is one in Sandvika too. 329 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:44,160 Really? Thanks for the info. 330 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,760 Oh God, sorry. 331 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:51,560 -Right. -Cheers. 332 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,040 Yes. Thanks. 333 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,280 Cheers. 334 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,520 -How did it go with your daughter? -Can we just... 335 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,920 not talk about children? They're so boring. 336 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,440 That's true. They are. And they're so predictable, too. 337 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,440 -Hi. -Hi. 338 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,760 -Sorry! -Oh, shit! No! 339 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:01,920 No, it's okay. Forget it. They're supposed to be like that. 340 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,400 Look. They're supposed to be like this. 341 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:08,040 I mean it. I like it. 342 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:11,920 Forget it. Come here. 343 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,160 -Is everything okay with...? -Yes, it's... 344 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,320 Forget it, it's soft. 345 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,680 Don't panic, but there are three of us here now. 346 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,720 No. 347 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,320 Shit! 348 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,760 Leo! Hey! 349 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,560 Hey, I'm sorry. 350 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,680 I don't want dad to come to the confirmation. 351 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,440 And you keep saying he should come, 352 00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:00,520 or that it's a given that he should come, but... 353 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,840 I don't want him there. 354 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,360 And I don't want a confirmation if he's there. 355 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,520 Okay. That's... 356 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,000 Of course. I just thought that... 357 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,240 -But if you don't want him to come... -I don't want him come. 358 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,120 -I've made up my mind. -Okay. 359 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,040 Of course, that's... 360 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,440 I just think you should speak with him. 361 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:26,720 I mean... 362 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,880 You should meet him. It's important. 363 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,880 -I'll think about it. -Okay. 364 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:39,200 Wow. Classy. 365 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,280 -You mean the stain? -Yeah. 366 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:44,200 All my pants are like that. 367 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,680 Good night, Leo. 368 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,200 -Sorry. -No. 369 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,480 It's fine. 370 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,120 We'll find another opportunity. 371 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,360 Okay. 372 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,640 -Bye, then. -Bye. 373 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,160 -Good night. -Good night. 374 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,600 You've reached Anne. 375 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:47,480 Please send an SMS and don't leave a message, 376 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:51,840 because I won't listen to it anyway. I'll call back as soon as I can. 377 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,200 Hi. 378 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,240 I had to call because... 379 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:03,320 I made a fool out of myself in front of the municipal attorney. 380 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:08,680 I threw myself over him like a... It was so embarrassing. 381 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,520 But Leo talked a bit today. 382 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,960 It was good. 383 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,520 Or... 384 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:23,320 He misses you, of course. 385 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,160 And I miss you... 386 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,360 too. 387 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,560 I miss you so much. 388 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,440 Good night. 389 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:05,680 Poor man. 390 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,240 You don't have to wait for me. 391 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,680 I can speak with dad, but... 392 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,440 I still don't think he should come to the confirmation. 393 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,480 Okay. I can talk to him. 394 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,400 Go, Lyn! 395 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,920 -Great! -Come on! Run, run! 396 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000 Come on! Run! 397 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,800 Go home, Lyn! 398 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,320 Come on! 399 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,960 Come on, girls! Come on! 400 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,440 Hey! Intercept her! Run down the right side. 401 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,960 No! Hey, referee, that's offside! 402 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,040 There's no offside rule until they play nine-a-side. 403 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,080 Did you see the last mail from Lyn? 404 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,120 We cheer equally for anyone who scores. 405 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,760 So cheering's not allowed anymore? Come on, Lyn! 406 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,200 -Sigrid, are you ready? -Yes. 407 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,120 -What is it? -Dad didn't come. 408 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,360 Hey, look at everyone who came here to cheer for you. 409 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:23,160 -Hey, come on. -Come on, Sigrid! Go! 410 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:29,280 Emma, I'll take you to the hospital. It'll be fine. Okay? 411 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,160 Come on, Lyn! 412 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:37,960 Go Lyn! Go Lyn! Go Lyn, go Lyn, go Lyn! 413 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,080 It's okay to be embarrassed by your mother. 414 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,480 Come on, Sigrid! Come on! 415 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,560 Subtitles: Aleksander Kerr www.plint.com 29988

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