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"Below Deck Mediterranean"...

I think it would be best
if you finish this trip

and we say goodbye.

I have to let you go.

Considering Delaney is
still here, it's an option.

It's up to you.

I think it's best
it's just me and Courtney.

Like, she's on the ball.

I do not want the client
to feel the impact.

How are you guys gonna
do it with two people?

Isn't that gonna be crazy?

The interior is busting
their ass, but last charter.

I don't think the work
would have gotten done

without the help of deck crew.

I'm scared, this trip.

What up?

David, get out on deck.

Heaving line, set up, please.

You're usually the guy
I can count on

to set a good
example for everyone.

I feel like
I'm being condescended.

I don't hold them to the same
pedestal that I hold you.

Last charter, Ian Wallace
and Jemele Hill.

On night one, their first
wedding anniversary.

On night two...

That won't be a problem, right?

-Mm-hmm.
-Right?

Right.

I'm very excited that I've had
no complaints this season,

except for Sandy's
fish, unfortunately.

Local, whole roasted
black sea bass.

Oh, my gosh.

-Constructive criticism.
-Okay.

My plate had a
lot of dark fish.

This is how neurotic I am.

All she did was gimme feedback,
and it's still in my head.

Unfortunately, the wind's
gonna come in earlier,

so we're gonna
anchor off Sibenik

and receive the guests
over there.

You okay?
Don't be stressed.

I've got a lot
going on in my head.

What's the next job...
a little bit overwhelming.

Ugh!

What's going on?

All right.

I'm sending Lloyd
ashore because

his blood pressure's
really high.

-Text me, all right?
-Yeah.

I could just tell
he did not look well.

He doesn't know, that's why
Captain Sandy super worried.

She did three goes, and
it was, like, really high.

All crew, all crew, come
meet me in the main salon.

As you guys, some of you,
know, or maybe all of you,

Lloyd's taken ashore
because of his chest pains,

and they're sending an
ambulance to take his EKG.

Yeah.

So, we just wanna keep
positive thoughts for Lloyd.

Obviously, we want Lloyd
to be okay and return,

but if he cannot,
you'll be three/three.

You're gonna have less
help on the interior,

and this is our last charter.

So, we wanna make sure that
we can keep up our momentum.

Obviously, my first
concern is Lloyd.

But we literally are now hands
down in every department.

When you decide to run down
a crewmember, like, by choice,

that gives us
zero room for error.

Now we're running
a superyacht with six crew.

That's tough.

Guest arrival
is around 12:00, 12:30.

We're gonna board on anchor,

which is the first time we've
had to do that this season.

-Yeah.
-We'll be fine.

Of course.

All right, thank you.

-Let's do this!
-Thank you.

All crew, looks like there's
some provisions arriving now.

Do you wanna go
make her bed quickly?

I'll do the bridge and
then do toiletries after.

Interior, this is your
alcohol delivery.

When I chose to go
down to two stews,

I didn't really consider
losing a deckhand as well.

The plan right now
is to survive.

-Coco?
-Mow.

Ooh, what a sad kitty.

All crew, all crew, 30 minutes
until guest arrival.

So, once the guests come aboard,

luggage, all that,
same as usual.

Everything's done top to bottom.

Yeah.

If the guests use water
toys, like, a bunch,

we'll have to focus on that
before helping interior.

I'm just gonna
take Lloyd's watch.

You'll be on deck in
the morning by yourself.

I've had my down point,
so to speak,

but now is when
I want them to see me

be there to help them
wherever I can...

interior, exterior, everywhere.

I want to be there and
I wanna push us through.

Yes.

Katie, do we need to go?

I'm gonna take them up.

And then I'll bring
the bread up there.

All crew, all crew,
please proceed

to the aft deck for
guest arrival.

Copy.

Everybody listen...
what side we getting on?

Wrong!

En garde!

6'5"!
From Michigan State!

-Wait, who is 6'5"?
-Who's 6'5"?

-Hi.
-Hi, how are you?

-Hi, welcome.
-Wonderful, thank you!

I'm Sandy, your captain.
Welcome aboard.

Michael.
This is my wife, Crystal.

-Hi, Katie.
-Katie.

Hi, I'm Mat, nice to meet you.

Most important man over here.

Hi, I'm Mat.

Nice to meet you too, I'm Katie.

Welcome.

Champagne, anybody?

We're hoping the weather
holds out for you.

Katie will show you around,
and then we're on our way.

-Hey!
-Let's get it!

Follow me, guys.

So, this our sundeck.

I'm so looking forward to
this part... the hot tub.

-Uh-huh.
-Yes.

-That's everything?
-Yeah.

So, this is our
bridge deck salon.

-Do you have cigars?
-We do.

We need it quickly...

this is when having that extra
stewardess would come in handy.

So in here, we have a day head.

What's it called?
"Day head?"

Yeah.

I gotta go test
this day head real quick.

And this is the primary cabin.

Y'all can stop looking.
What is wrong with you?

I can't.

My wife of one year... soon.

-Mwah!
-Yes, happy anniversary, guys!

-Thank you.
-Thank you!

Now is the perfect
time to celebrate.

Did you guys wanna
see the galley?

Yes.

This is where all
the magic happens.

How's it going?
This is my spot.

So, the first meal
I'm gonna do family style,

and then after that
we can do plated.

-Okay, thank you.
-Thank you.

We'll let you know how
it tastes a little bit later.

-Please do.
-We sure will.

You know, game on.

Coming up on the transom.

Oh, yeah, I need
some day head.

Anchor's home.

Great, we're good to go.

Look at my queen.

We got this.
We got this.

We got this.
We got this.

Oh, just trying to get
the other started.

-Man!
-I need to see this picture.

-Oh, you got...

Oh, yeah.

-Oh!
-Five dollars.

You can't even say
you was drunk, girl.

-Five dollars please.
-They got very animated.

I'm on my way.

These guests seem a bit rowdy.

And obviously, it's two
of us, so *bleep*.

I'm a little bit scared.

We have some clothes
that might need steam.

-Yeah, if you just...
-Yeah.

-lay them out on the bed, what
you would prefer to be steamed.

They're gonna be rowdy,
that's for sure.

There's a lot of them, Katie.

-No worries.
-Okay.

They want some stuff steamed,

and I'm getting really
freaked out that

it's gonna be, like,
a *bleep* load.

I'm gonna see if they
need help with anything.

Yeah, nice.

I'm gonna get changed quick.

Yo, if you guys need
a quick hand anywhere...

you want me to wash while
you do something else?

Yeah, sure, thanks.

Can we have
two 1942s on the rocks?

Yes. As soon as you guys
are ready, though,

you can sit at the table and
I can start with drinks.

And then we'll start
bringing food up.

All right. Yes.

-You wanna sit next to Jemele?
-I can.

Okay, do you guys
need help anywhere else?

No, I think we're good,
thank you, though.

ETA 28 minutes.

Would you like still
or sparkling?

Still.

I get insecure
whenever I get criticism,

even if it's the smallest thing.

Like, all I can think
about is that piece of fish

I served Sandy.

All right, we're gonna
start with fusilli with shrimp

and local skarpina.

So, we're gonna hit them with
this Mediterranean style fish,

and hopefully I can
get my head out

of only thinking
about brown fish.

To start...

-Okay.
-Here we go.

Oh, yay!

We have some blackened
local skarpina

with a pineapple salsa, fusilli
with garlic and shrimp...

Yeah, that's what
we were smelling.

Oh, yes, yes!

Got trash?

I do, both of them.

I have arugula with parmesan,
pine nuts, and avo.

Then we have some zucchini
fries with ranch dressing.

Enjoy, guys!

I'm gonna go ahead
and try this.

Can I get some of
that salad, too?

Oh, my blessings are.

No disrespect, but the fish
is, like, mad bland.

It is.

It looked like it was
gonna be spicy or something,

-it's way bland, yeah.
-It's actually kinda bland.

Katie, you have any,
like, hot sauce?

Katie, the food
is generally good,

but the fish is, like, bland.

Okay.

Yeah, we need some more
flavor on the fish.

-Just a little bit more.
-Okay.

Yeah.

I can let Mathew know.
*bleep*

I know that going
to tell Mathew this,

I'm not gonna get
a good reaction.

All right,
we gonna try this green.

But at the end of the day,

I'm just trying to do my job,
and he needs to do his.

Hi, this is Sandy.

Hi, Captain Sandy,
it's Dr. Sarah Belson.

I just wanna give you
the update on Lloyd.

Are they happy?

Um...

Hi, this is Sandy.

Hi, Captain Sandy,
it's Dr. Sarah Belson.

I just wanna give you
the update on Lloyd.

Okay.

So, the ambulance came,
they did the EKG,

and everything is in order.

I'm going to observe
him in an hour,

and then we'll see
where we go from there.

Okay, great.

All right, well,
that's good news.

Do they know what
caused his chest pains

and why was he vomiting?

It was a panic attack.

-Okay.
-But he's doing fine now.

-Okay, great.
-Yeah.

All right.

I'm so relieved,
knowing that

Lloyd's feeling better
and he's okay.

-Thank you.
-No problem.

I know we're short-handed,
but I would like for Lloyd

to get a good night's sleep

and then join the vessel
first thing in the morning.

I don't wanna rush him.

-Bye-bye.
-Okay, bye.

Are they happy?

They said they like everything,
the fish needs more flavor.

The fish needs more flavor.

-Yeah.
-Okay. Sorry.

So, they're going to... I
just...

they're going to
be these people.

-Yeah.
-On everything.

I mean, we're not perfect.

-Fish needs more flavor.
-Yeah.

I'ma still eat it, though.

I just wanna cry.

Well, you can cry
in three days, okay?

I know, look, three days.

I thought that every
----ing piece was perfect.

But hey, what do I know?

Sorry I ruined the charter.

Shut up.

Mzi, towels up to the sundeck.

You wanna go change?

You gonna have
to take me there.

Okay.

-You can drop the anchor.
-Copy.

That is five
at the waterline.

Lock it down there,
lock it down.

Thank you very much.

Same, bru.

Deck crew, deck crew,
all toys out.

-Bye forever.
-Bye forever.

-Hi!
-Hey, how you doing?

Good, how are you?

I'm trying to find me a suit.

A suit?
Yeah.

We've got two XL on
that shelf there.

-We'll see y'all in a minute.
-Yeah, nice.

Such a ----ing idiot.

Oh!

Just don't breathe.

That was a damn workout.

It's the most work you'll
have to do all trip.

Whew.

And yeah, we have to get
you a lifejacket.

Good!

You going hunting?
You going hunting?

Yeah, you got me...
I feel like a crossing guard.

Bridge, bridge,
that is jet-skis away.

David will give you a
little rundown on the hydrofoil.

In hindsight,
it would be nice

to have an extra
person on board.

These guests and the water toys,

I'd call it a 10
out of 10 for effort.

-Oh!
-There he goes!

One out of 10
for natural ability.

It's an accident
waiting to happen.

That's it,
now a bit of acceleration,

and then try and get...
there we go.

No, try and get yourself...

It's a hard toy.

We're not going to have
breaks this trip.

Best night ever?

Is a lie.

Oh, really?

A little more seasoning.

Y'all see Ronnie's lifejacket?

Oh, man.

I had the crossing
guard jacket on.

Finally was like this, like...

he had it up and everything.

No, it wasn't.

When we put that helmet
on, it was like...

-Coming up.
-Coming up.

So crazy, huh?

Thank God it's our last charter.

Are you keeping the swim ladder?

Yeah.

I was thinking because we have
one person in the morning.

All right, stage two,
coming in.

Stage two in.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I just choked on olives.

Yeah, can you not
die on me?

I'm gonna need you.

To the cabins.

It's looking good at the bow.

Look at that, hon...

they have your suit
already pressed.

Oh sh--. Hell yeah.

You got, like, a...

You ready?

All ready?

Watch the back.

That's good, that's good.

Are you?

Because we're here to start a
party and take the drama away

You need to write this down.

I know, I do,
I'm gonna start writing it.

Okay, do you wanna
go get changed?

All right, well done, Mzi.

The anniversary balloons
are beautiful.

Yeah, they're cool, hey?

Yeah.

I love it when a vision
comes to life, you know?

Woo, look at them Eaves!

They clean up so nice,
look at them.

-Nice.
-We're all Gucci.

Oh, my God,
you guys look amazing.

All right.

Let's get into epaulettes.

I heard you're not
joining us this evening.

-Tomorrow night.
-Tomorrow night.

-Hello, Captain Sandy.
-Hi.

Hey, now,
what's this, 44 medium?

Like, what size is that?

Are you guys hungry?
Shall we seat?

Galley, galley, gonna seat the
guests and water and wine them.

Copy that.

I'll get one of the deck crew
to turn it up.

I like how you guys
are all in white.

Yeah.

It's a vibe.

-Happy anniversary!
-Thank you!

Hey, Malia, can we turn
the hot tub up for later?

Yes.

Oh, wait...
are you busy?

Yeah.

Can I wear my jacket?

Yeah.

You know what would
make me really happy,

if the hot tub
spontaneously got super hot.

Just went to the bathroom.

Okay, please call it
the bathroom.

What do they say in New Zealand?

What do they call a bathroom?

I can't say it.

-It's that bad?
-No, it's bad.

-The pisser.
-Yeah, thank you.

-Oh.
-We're ready when you are.

Courtney, I'm plating
right now.

I don't know if it's the
size of the boat,

but you can always smell
what's going on in the kitchen.

Yeah.

Surf-and-turf for dinner, right?

-Yeah.
-Is that good or bad for you?

We gonna see when
this food arrives.

Stop being an asshole!

Grilled filet mignon,
butter poached lobster,

red wine demi-glace.

Butter poached lobster,
filet mignon.

So for tonight, filet mignon,

butter-poached lobster,
and a demi red sauce.

Thank you.

That's what we had
at our wedding.

-Oh!
-Really?

I'm not even kidding.

Wow, there you go.

Mm.

-Hi!
-Hey.

How's your dinner?

It's fantastic.

The lobster's delicious.

-Awesome.
-Really good.

What the chef didn't know
is butter-poached lobster,

that's what we
had at our wedding.

Oh, wow.

So I was like, oh, my
goodness, did they...

I don't think they knew this.

The clients love his food.

Again, Mathew's been riding
a roller coaster

throughout the entire season.

I'm freaking out.
I wanna get an MRI.

Mat.

You make things that
I didn't know that I wanted.

I'm done.

I needed to come back.

-Mathew.
-Yeah.

The cuisine was exquisite.

I burned the *bleep*
outta my finger.

Your saving grace, right there.

-Mat's food was ridiculous.
-We're gonna kidnap him.

I wanna end on a high note,

considering everything
we've been through together.

And I think we're headed
in that direction.

Are they happy?

Thank you very much.

They said this is what they
ate at their wedding,

and it's their
wedding anniversary.

Really?

Butter-poached lobster
and filet mignon.

Thank God.

Back in their good graces.

Baby tomatoes, sautéed wild
mushrooms, grilled asparagi.

Grilled asparagus,
roasted tomatoes,

and sautéed wild mushrooms.

Were you pretty hands-on
with the wedding?

'Cause you particular.

I don't like
the way that sounds.

All right.

-I can help.
-First cupboard on the right.

Thank you, Dave-O.

Now, let's clean up
this mess, yeah?

Yeah, I'm about to.

Oh.

It's around-the-clock
for deck crew.

We're doing all of our deck
responsibilities down one,

we're helping with laundry,

with service, with cleaning,

with washing,
with the galley.

It's... it's been a lot.

Look at you!

Look, Katie, I hate
to tell you this...

we gonna be up a while.

-That's fine.
-Yeah.

She's like, "I hate y'all."

-So, we changing out the white?
-Yes.

Yeah, I'm changing
out the white.

They were just like, "Katie,
we hate to tell you this,

but we're gonna be up a while."

-What is this?
-Katie!

We need drink orders.

Gin with some grapefruit juice.

Vodka-tonic.

-Grey Goose tonic.
-Cîroc and tonic.

-And tonic?
-Red Bull?

-Yeah, of course.
-Thank you.

Oh, this is gonna
be good.

*bleep* me.

What do they want?

Everything.

Go to sleep.
Save yourself.

-Thank you.
-Yeah, cool.

Katie, I need a shot.

No sleep for Katie.

This is a tight game over here.

Janeiro, you want
another drink?

Katie, I think Janeiro
would like another.

Woo!

Go on, then.

Hey *bleep*.

Wassup?

Does that say crazy wind?

Sleep well.

Hey.

Gosh, you gave me a fright.

-We doing one game or three?
-Three! Best outta three.

No, no, no, you
can just dry.

-Okay.
-And we can...

How you feeling, dude?

Bit better.

I just had a
like a panic attack.

Feel a bit of an idiot.

No, not at all.
You're missed back here.

-Anyway...
-The cabin's very lonely.

Lloyd is probably one
of the ----ing purest

human beings I've ever met.

It's difficult to find
people like that, I think,

especially in first season.

I need him to be fine.

I should be coming
back in tomorrow morning,

so I'll catch you
later on, man.

All right, cheers, Uncle.

* Sister Katie *

I was the one that chose
to only have two stews.

I think I'm in
an impossible situation

that I guess
I can blame myself for.

But I still stand
by my decision

and it's on me
to prove myself right.

Hey, Katie.

We gonna do a breakfast
at 10:00 a.m.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, that's fine,
we'll be ready for you

whenever.

Okay.

I think I got my work
cut out for me here.

-Good night, guys!
-Thank you.

I hope you sleep well.

This is gonna be the weather
here all day today.

Oh, really?

Is Lloyd coming back?

I think so.

He's texted me saying
he feels better.

We need his goosiness.

We need him for
the talent show.

It's gonna get real windy.

-Good morning!
-Good morning.

I guess I'm the first one up.

I think you are, yeah.

Can I get you
a coffee or anything?

-Coffee's good.
-How do you like it?

Cream and sugar.

Interior, interior, Malia.

Go ahead.

Ronnie is awake and
he would like

a black coffee
with cream and sugar.

Lovely, thank you.

Playa, come on out here, queen.

-Good morning.
-What up?

What's good?

You know, chillin' in Croatia.

-Katie!
-Good morning!

How did we sleep?

-Katie!
-Good morning.

-Good morning.
-Are you guys hungry?

Because breakfast is set up top.

Thank you.

What day do you fly out?

That's nice.

I cannot wait for
this all to end

so that I can just be at
the Split house with everyone.

Like, I don't know how it
will be when we actually

finish the season,
but I'm hoping

that we'll all still
like each other.

I... we'll have to move
the jet-skis at some point.

So, I just wanted
to see if you guys

wanted to get out there at all.

No.

Sh--'s choppy out there.

I think tomorrow will be
a better day for water sports.

Excuse me, some fruit.

Rainy days are like the
interior's worst nightmare.

The guests are inside 24/7,
and they want things 24/7,

and I definitely
need the deck team

to help me keep the guests
as entertained as possible.

Brioche French toast
with a strawberry sauce.

Katie, what kind of
activities can we do today?

We've got some golf
clubs in there,

and we were gonna
set up the laz,

maybe make it
a bit of competition,

since you guys like
a bit of competition.

Okay, okay.

Now, are you guys aware of the
competition we put on you all?

I don't know if any of us
have that many talents, so...

We gonna see.

Yeah, this French toast
is good.

Yeah, it is.

Lloyd, you're back!

-Welcome back!
-How are you?

-How are you doing?
-Much better.

Thank God.

I am very relieved, not just
because we need him on deck,

but I was worried about him.

Bring that happy back.

-We missed the goosiness.
-Yeah, ready to smash it out.

Yeah!

Yeah, there you go,
there you go.

All crew, all crew, Lloyd
has made it back on board.

-Woo!
-So happy you're back!

We just got
an extra crewmember!

Coming up...

I taste all kinds of
beets up in here.

Mat, she's asked questions.

I can't stand beets.
This is, like, no.

-You feel good?
-So much better, thanks, yeah.

All right, awesome.

-Well, bring that happy back.
-Yeah.

All crew, all crew,
Lloyd has made it back on board.

-Woo!
-So happy you're back!

I'm just turning up
the lower guest cabins.

If anybody's available,
that would be great.

Can't right now honey.

Where you at, playboy?

Let me see what you got, son.

Courtney, on my way.

Thank you, angel.

-One for you.
-Thank you.

This just has to do.

Yeah, let's go.

All right, so you gonna
play for your tip money?

He's playing for tip money.

Z, what are you doing?

Wait, is this for money
or is this...

We ain't gonna do that to Mzi.

Oh, I just wanna,
like, reorganize this room.

I have too much OCD
for this sh--.

-Hey.
-Hey.

You smoke in the rain?

Yeah.

Ooh!

Oh, Z got me.

Oh! Oh!

-What... get it! oh!
-Oh.

That's long.

Ooh!

Quiet like this is
a real tournament.

-Oh, it's going in.
-Oh!

Hey, David, gimme
an honest answer...

does Z be hustling people
every charter down here?

-Hat tip, way to go, Z.
-All right.

-Hey.
-I'll put this out.

No, you don't have to,
come over here.

-Oh...
-Don't put your cigarette out.

Come under here,
where it's nice and dry.

We changed it up.

-Playing...
-Dice.

Gamble all this.

Katie, can I get a
double vodka on the rocks?

-Sure.
-Make that two.

Let's do her another
Red Bull and vodka.

-Tequila.
-Don Julio.

Ah snap.

Katie, where your
pen and pad at?

-She don't need one.
-I've got a brain.

I got a dollar Katie
get this wrong.

They are trying to break me,

and the fact that they
are trying to break me

is like giving me enough
energy to push through.

Who's in, everybody?

Yeah, we all in.

Because I do not step down
to a challenge.

What?

Is that Lloyd?

I thought I smelled a Lloyd.

Yeah, cheers, man.

I'm feeling a lot better
now, thanks.

Vodka-tonic,
vodka on the rocks,

vodka-Red Bull,
Cîroc tonic with two limes.

Ooh!

Two limes!

No, I wanted one lime.

-No!
-No!

No!

I'll take my dollar bill,
thank you very much.

Ooh! Katie!

Yeah.

I have no displayable talents.

I can't...

like, if I'm drunk enough,
I'm quite a good karaoke singer,

and it's pretty much "Aladdin"
or "The Lion King."

That's where I kind of stop.

Oh, dear.

Dinner prep time.

After the rocky start,
the train is getting back

on the tracks a little bit now.

But this meal, Sandy's there.

Her last time eating
with the guests

was not the perfect dinner.

It puts me in a little bit
of a headspace again.

-You okay?
-I'm just, like, meh.

I've got a rap.

-You do?
-Yeah.

-Do you wanna split it up?
-Yeah.

I thought I could be,
like, a gangsta chick.

Do you guys want
me to take over,

and you go grab
some food and change?

That would be pretty wonderful.

* We got Ronnie here,
rocking the safety vest *

* With Ian over here,
only wearing his best *

Z's going first.

No, what do you mean?

* Hope you have a
sick time on Lady Michelle *

* Because when
it's time to leave *

* We don't want you to yell *

Do we know if they're
having soup for a starter?

Soup?

Is there an English
joke in there?

-Well, yeah.
-Galley, galley, Lloyd.

Go for galley.

What's the starter?

Yeah, I don't wanna kick
you in the *bleep*.

Copy.

We have, like, funny things,
but no one does, like...

It's kind of a weird thing
to ask crew to do,

because we're not there
to, like, be your entertainment,

we're there to do our jobs.

I mean, if any of us had
a really good talent,

we wouldn't be in
yachting, would we?

Lead the way.

Good evening, I actually
haven't met everyone here yet.

So, my name's Lloyd.

I'm going to be
the mc for this.

These are your scorecards
for this evening.

So, I thought we'd
just start off with

a little bit of English slang,
a way of communicating

without members of
management understanding

what you're talking about.

This afternoon I went out
to look for an Uncle Bert...

a shirt.

But I got distracted
and I went in

and had a couple
of pig's ears...

-beers.
-Beer.

And then that leads us
into our first act for today.

He's gonna be playing
with his cobbler's alls...

Balls.

But this time it's gonna be his
golf balls, so I introduce Mzi.

-Woo!
-Yeah!

-Whoa!
-Yeah!

The next lady that's coming
out is my boss, Malia.

Hey!

Heads, shoulders,
knees and toes!

We've got another seven,
and another eight.

So, the next person is David.
He's from the town of Plymouth.

I'm not a very
talented individual

as far as audience
stuff goes, right?

But juggling...
I also can't do.

Right, so I do have one thing

I think I can do that you can't.

Oh!

Yeah!

An eight, a nine, a
seven, a 10!

These girls are gonna rap,
so state your name, girls.

Katie and Coco.

And what are you doing today?

Rappin'!

Fire in the pot!

* We're here on the yacht
and we been doing a lot *

* We got jet-skis on the stern,
so you can all take your turn *

* We had Ronnie out there,
rockin' the safety vest *

* And with Ian over here,
only wearin' his best *

* We got Katie and Coco
in the interior *

* But with a little help
from the exterior *

* We hope you have a sick
time on Lady Michelle *

* 'Cause when
it's time to leave, *

* We don't want you to yell *

Woo!

I'm cringing.
Like, I am...

I can't. Like, I actually...
I just can't.

I don't know how this
is happening right now.

I'm just happy that
the guests are happy.

No, I'm gonna leave it
up to the OGs.

Dr. Dre can...
he can have this one, you know?

Peace!

Woo!

Yeah, yeah!

Woo, woo!

Ten, 10!

Oh!

-Woo!
-Yeah!

Coming up...

Oh, you gotta be
----ing kidding me.

I've broken, like
----ing 10 yolks.

When you guys are ready,
we can sit at the table.

Let's go.

Is this where I'm sitting?

You know it.

Still.

Katie, you did such a
nice job on your table décor.

It's so beautiful.

Thank you.

This is such
a pretty setting.

Katie, should I
start freaking out?

Yeah.

If it can't be
a perfect season,

at least it's gotta be
a perfect dinner.

Courtney, Courtney.

Coming.

Is there a list you want me
to crack on with for now?

-I have to...
-Stop it!

...help serve.

You and Lloyd, just pulling
stuff for the beach picnic.

Cool, okay.

What was the worst
dinner you had?

So, I wouldn't say the worst,

but the one that
was the wildest...

Johnny Damon.

Oh, gettin' a little frisky.

Salut, amor...

Babe.

Johnny's awesome,
he's a great dude.

Yeah.

When he starts drinking, like
them old baseball players, man.

Y'all ready to top that?

How are they, are they happy?

Yeah, truffle tuna sashimi.

Truffle and balsamic
with arugula and popcorn.

Ready?

That's your first plate, so you
wanna put that down first, yeah.

Tonight you have a truffle
and balsamic tuna sashimi.

-Thank you.
-Oh, there's popcorn on this.

That's good, with the popcorn.

That's a situation.

-Okay.
-Ooh!

Oh!

Oh, my God,
I'm so sorry, sorry, sorry.

Like a disaster,
it's like what!

Where's a dry tea towel?

Eight chairs,
two tables, that umbrella.

Ugh, I just hit my
head so ----ing hard.

Oh, no!

You need a drink, Captain Sandy.

If I drink, let's just
say I don't know

if we'd get back to the dock.

I just dropped a drink on the
table in front of Captain Sandy.

Is Sandy having fun out there?

She always has
good stories to tell.

-One brolly.
-Yeah.

Chicken Milanese,
sautéed spinach,

grilled baby zucchini, micro
greens with citrus vinaigrette.

-Behind.
-There you go.

So, for your main course
tonight

you have chicken Milanese
with micro greens

with a citrus dressing,
and roasted tomato gnocchi.

Looks beautiful, thank you.

Okay.

Yeah.

Like, did you say you
would like some lemon?

And I wanna know if the micro
greens are, like,

beet-related, because I taste
all kinds of beets up in here.

I tasted some of the beets.
I hate beets.

Yeah, I was, like,
I can't stand beets.

Mat, can you come up?
She's asked questions.

This is, like, no.

I'm like...

Mathew's coming.

They are, I know they are.

Are there beets?

-Hi, Brother Mat.
-No.

-The micro greens.
-They're not beets?

No.

In the beet family?

It's called, like,
blood something micros.

Oh.

-Does it taste like beets?
-Yeah, it reminded me of beets.

Can I do a
different plate for you?

-I'm good.
-Sorry about that.

Mm.

They don't have beets in
it, did they?

Oh *bleep*.

I ----ed up.

Is she allergic?

I've basically
lied unintentionally.

...so that's the
most important thing.

Right, right.

Are you mad at me?

No, I'm not mad.

Oh ----ing hell.

*bleep*
*bleep* yeah, that sucks.

I have made it through
this whole dinner.

Hey!

Okay, well, that was the list.

Anyway, thank you, thank you.

Thank you so much for
joining us tonight.

-We really appreciate it.
-That was beautiful.

-Thank you.
-Let's go.

Yes.

Have we booked a
place yet in Split?

We're gonna do it tonight.

The last one I sent through.

Damn.

Yes, let's book this.

Nice work, Mathew.
Thank you.

The beet greens.

Were they upset?

-No.
-No.

I loved it.
It was delicious.

Yeah, yeah.

-All right, thank you.
-Thanks, nice work.

I just wanna make
sure that Mathew knows

that I'm happy with
his performance.

No matter what, how great
it is on every other area,

he always goes to
that criticism place.

I just wanna make sure
he stays focused.

Eh.

We're nearly there.

Do you want me
to ask about food?

Tell them I'm sleeping.

All righty, it's all you.

-Good night, Mathew.
-Sweet dreams.

Sweet dreams, get ready for
the beach picnic tomorrow.

What else, what else?

There's more trash.

I've done galley, upper pantry,
and lower pantry.

Everything's out for the picnic.

Okay.

I know I took a lot of
the pressure off Malia,

and I feel Malia's
appreciating my efforts on deck.

I just respect and
appreciate her as a bosun,

as a workmate,
and as a friend.

Sorry for the extra work.

Katie, let me get a
Grey Goose on the rocks.

I'll take a double tequila,
orange slice, lots of ice.

-Another one?
-Same.

Copy that.

The same drink, just put
a slice of orange in it.

Perfect.

Mm, I'm gonna be up until about
4:00 a.m. again, aren't I?

Oh, my God.

You... I like the idea of mint,
but do I want mint in that?

No.

I wanted... yes, with...

You ain't got nothing
but options.

He was hot back in them days.

I feel so bad about... that
they didn't look happy at all.

Well, what are we...

there's nothing you can
do about it, Mat.

I can complain to you.

I'm, like, working
19-hour days,

and I'm gonna tell you,
it doesn't matter.

Hello.

Ms. Katie, what you
doing in there?

-I'm cleaning.
-You cleaning?

Cleaning up dinner.

Still?

I'm gonna do
a Red Bull and vodka.

-Okay.
-I'll take the same.

-Thanks, Katie.
-You're welcome.

Hey, time out...

anybody else hungry,
a little snack?

You got them warm cookies
back there, Katie?

-I don't think so.
-Ooh.

I think Mat's gone to bed.

Whatever you have
to bring out for us.

Yeah, sure.

The wheels are falling
off the wagon

really quickly at this point.

If I can get outta here.

We've got the last full
day of charter tomorrow.

I'm already so exhausted.

the whole crew's
exhausted as well.

Thanks, Katie.

Two stews?

Coming up...

Oh *bleep*.

...repeating in my head.

It's overwhelming.

Yeah.

I'm so over it.

Would you like anything,
juice, water?

Of course, I'll bring it
out for you guys.

Woo, last day feels!

All right, Lloyd or Mzi,
you know what's coming.

We're setting
the beach picnic up.

Go time.

The beach picnic, so the deck
crew are gonna go over at 11:00,

see how far it is,
so then we can make a plan.

I hate my life.

It's last day,
come on, come on.

Okay, good?

No.

I know, but yeah.

-Yeah, I'll fake it.
-Okay.

First of all, I'm still upset
about the dinner last night.

I haven't fully planned
what's on my menu.

It sucks.

A coffee and some toast.

-Coffee and toast.
-Yeah.

Grab my sunglasses?

-Good morning.
-Good morning!

How's this morning?

Good, it was good.

We were waiting for
you to get up.

Girl needs some sleep, you know.

-You sleep when you die.
-Here you go.

Have anyone been taking,
like, breakfast orders?

Yeah.

I'd love avocado toast
with two eggs over-medium.

Can I get an
omelette

with shrimp, onion,
mushroom, and spinach?

-Double what she got.
-Okay, cool, so two of them.

Okay, I want an
egg white, scrambled,

shrimp, bacon, peppers,
and avocado.

Katie, I have an idea for you.

-Can we eat up here?
-If you want to.

One, two, three, four, five.

Okay.

Egg whites, scrambled, with
shrimp, bacon, peppers...

oh, what a difficult
day it's gonna be.

I know she down there...

Egg whites with shrimp,
bacon, peppers...

*bleep* me.

Jesus Christ.

Peppers.

-Butter, if you need it.
-Can we do that after?

I'm really sorry.

*bleep*

I'm so glad I just discovered
they had St. Germaine.

Because it might have been
ugly these last three days.

My goodness!

Oh, my goodness.

I don't know what
the *bleep* could be the...

like, the egg.

Sh--.

White and green
onions, cheddar.

Shrimp, spinach,
mushroom, onion.

Oh, you gotta be ----ing
kidding me.

This one time,
I was in my twenties,

and I had the worst breakfast
service of my life.

I cracked about 40 yolks
as I was plating them.

I made a hollandaise sauce
and it broke three times.

And it really sticks with me,

because when I'm spiraling,
I mean, that's what happens.

----ing spatula.

This is, like, the worst
start to my ----ing day.

I just had to move the whole
table upstairs, so it's like...

I've broken like
----ing 10 yolks.

If I wasn't
checked out yesterday,

I reckon these eggs would
put me over the edge.

Shh, okay, don't, don't, don't.

We've got this, okay?

Last day.

I'm gonna cry.

No, you're not.

What are these, sorry?

They should be over-medium,
but they're not.

That's fine.
Do you wanna take those two up?

Yeah.

They're ----ed.

-Don't worry.
-And I just broke...

Okay, it's fine.

I can't cook for *bleep* but
I can *bleep* cook an egg.

I've just cracked another.

He needs to figure it out,

and we just need to,
like, survive this day.

Okay, we've got two
of the avo toasts

with the eggs over-medium.

Can I just serve one egg
on each, or no?

No, because you gave two
for the last one.

-Oh, I see.
-Oh.

I hate my life right now.

-You stressed out this morning?
-No.

Sorry, this is actually the
one with bacon as well.

So, this one....

-And it has cheese.
-There you go, yeah.

-Thank you.
-You're fine, okay?

We got this.

-This is...
-Like, smashed.

You could have a whole Waffle
House situation going on.

Can we get a couple
toasted bagels from...

-Bagels, sure.
-Yeah, to make this situation.

-Hell no.
-It's like, I don't love that.

...repeating in my head.

It's overwhelming.

Damn.

Yeah, Christmas.

Can you do me a favor?

Next, on the season finale
of "Below Deck Med"...

I can't believe it's the end.

Hello?

I'd say it's not the end yet.

-Hello?
-Somebody?

Anybody?

My God.

Two stews...
I ----ed up.

I'm not perfect.

Now I've gotta run around
like a crazy bitch

with no fuel in the tank.

Oh, you *bleep*.

I ----ing hate this kitchen.

We have to be ready to
go in, like, 10 minutes.

I'm gonna lose it.

I hate my life.

It's a perfect place
for a picnic...

I want some food.

I want a crab cake.

or an execution.

We're dragging anchor,
so we gotta hurry up.

Let's go, let's go.

Our boat's gonna keep drifting
in the shallow water.

I have to move the boat.

Everything went backwards.

Ugh!

Stop.

Hello.