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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,835 [ mouse squeaks ] 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:03,920 [ penguins wenk ] 3 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:07,715 [ all cheering ] 4 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:11,677 [ screeches ] 5 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:14,430 ♪ Adventure time ♪ 6 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,474 ♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪ 7 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,518 ♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪ 8 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:20,853 ♪ with Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪ 9 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,730 ♪ the fun will never end ♪ 10 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:24,857 ♪ It's Adventure Time ♪ 11 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:34,325 [ growls ] 12 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:35,701 Last chance, Swamp Giant. 13 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:37,662 Tell us where you hid the Miniqueen. 14 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,205 Never! 15 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:40,540 ALL: [ screaming ] 16 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:41,666 [ squealing ] 17 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:42,667 Huh? 18 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:43,751 [ squealing ] 19 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:44,919 Hi, Miniqueen. 20 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:45,962 Jake, I've got her! 21 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:49,131 Then hold my hand, dude. 22 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:50,049 [ groans ] 23 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,971 My inflatable Angel. 24 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,681 [ chuckles ] 25 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:57,598 How's the Miniqueen? 26 00:00:57,683 --> 00:00:58,516 [ squeals ] 27 00:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,600 I don't know. 28 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:00,935 Can't understand a word she says. 29 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:04,897 Aww. My pleasure, ma'am. 30 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:06,315 I just like beating up evil. 31 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,858 [ squeals ] - Okay. 32 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:09,443 Didn't catch any of that either. 33 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:10,611 [ squeals ] 34 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:11,571 [ sniffs ] 35 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:13,531 Miniqueen must have stepped in something funky. 36 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:14,407 [ sniffs ] 37 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:17,118 No, it's not tiny feet I'm smelling. 38 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,202 This way! 39 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:20,538 [ sniffing ] 40 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:21,789 [ snorts ] Whoa! 41 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:22,707 What? 42 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:25,710 Do you know whose sword this is? 43 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:27,712 This is the sword of Billy! 44 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:28,838 Billy? 45 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,048 BOTH: ♪ Billy ♪ 46 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:34,218 Nothung! 47 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:36,721 ♪ Who's the greatest warrior ever ♪ 48 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,723 ♪ A hero of renown ♪ 49 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:40,725 ♪ Who slayed an evil ocean ♪ 50 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,977 ♪ Who cast the Lich King down? ♪ 51 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:43,853 ♪ Billy! ♪ 52 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,855 ♪ And that time the evil firecount ♪ 53 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,857 ♪ Captured a damsel fair ♪ 54 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,859 ♪ Who saved her with such bravery ♪ 55 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,861 ♪ That she offered him her hair? ♪ 56 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,070 ♪ Billy! ♪ 57 00:01:53,155 --> 00:01:56,240 ♪ Also, he fought a bear ♪ 58 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:59,118 Oh, yeah, that was the most mathematical thing ever! 59 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:00,661 Yeah, he fought a bear. 60 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:01,704 This is so cool. 61 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,083 BOTH: Whoa! 62 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:09,879 It's Billy's legendary crack. 63 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:10,838 [ both gasp ] 64 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,425 Uh, hello. 65 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:15,926 It's him, it's him! 66 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:17,887 I know, I know. Be cool. 67 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:18,888 Yeah, it's me. 68 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,349 Man, I'm such a huge nerd for you. 69 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,434 Please take us on as hero apprentices. 70 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:24,352 What for? 71 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:27,772 So that we can learn to kick evil's butt, just like you. 72 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:30,358 I want to be the dog version of you. 73 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:32,526 Aw, that would be a waste of time. 74 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:34,070 [ chuckles ] Yeah. 75 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,321 I'm a little paunchy. 76 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:36,906 But I could do some sit-ups. 77 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,617 No, I was talking about beating up monsters. 78 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:42,370 It's as pointless as a dog chasing his own tail. 79 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:43,496 [ scoffs ] 80 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,665 See, that's where you're wrong, 'cause watch. 81 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:46,540 Ah, ah, ah. 82 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:48,376 What do you mean, pointless? 83 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,378 We just saved the Miniqueen from a monster. 84 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,380 Do you know where she is right now? 85 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:55,341 She's probably being eaten by a different monster. 86 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,550 She's probably dead. 87 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:57,551 [ gasps ] 88 00:02:57,636 --> 00:02:59,136 In my youth, I was much like you — 89 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:03,516 motivated, headstrong, wore a silly little outfit. 90 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,850 Even had a magic dog. 91 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,105 I'm gonna pass out. 92 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,982 All my life, I've beaten on evil creatures. 93 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,359 [ sighs ] 94 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,194 But new evil keeps popping up. 95 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:17,822 Kicking their butts was a hopeless effort. 96 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:20,074 What other way is there? 97 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:21,200 Nonviolently. 98 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:24,036 Help people by being active in your community. 99 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:25,329 Nonviolently? 100 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:26,247 [ sighs ] 101 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,416 I got to try being nonviolent. 102 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,875 The Billy way! 103 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:30,918 Me, too! 104 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:33,045 Billy, I won't let you down. 105 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,547 I love you, Billy! 106 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,632 I got a secret crush on you, Billy! 107 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,801 [ both screaming ] 108 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,302 Pbht! 109 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,346 This is gonna be tough, Jake. 110 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:44,890 I'll have to suppress my every warrior instinct. 111 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:45,850 Relax. 112 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:49,353 It'll be easy not to beat up on monsters and still help people. 113 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:51,689 [ in distance ] Help! Help! A monster! 114 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:52,982 [ breathing heavily ] 115 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,191 Ohh! Aah! 116 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:56,193 Oh, thank goodness — heroes. 117 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:58,863 I'm being chased by a horrible dragon! 118 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,281 Please, please, help! 119 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,449 Oh, uh... 120 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:02,324 Oh. 121 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:03,367 Act quickly! 122 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:04,618 He's almost upon us! 123 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:07,496 Sorry, we don't beat stuff up anymore. 124 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:08,456 No, but, please! 125 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:09,331 [ sputtering ] 126 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,959 Dude, we got to do something to help him. 127 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:14,754 I could teach him how to not be such a spaz. 128 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:18,632 Hey, Mister, besides being chased by a monster, what else is wrong? 129 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:20,468 Well, I've been running all day. 130 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:21,719 I guess I'm pretty hungry. 131 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:22,636 Say no more! 132 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:23,554 Come on, Finn. 133 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:24,722 Where are you going? 134 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,141 To make you something to eat! 135 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:29,477 Aah! No! Help! 136 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:32,897 I still feel weird about not fighting off that dragon. 137 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:35,900 Trust me, this is a way better way to help him. 138 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:38,235 Gruel! Get your free gruel! 139 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,737 What's this all about? 140 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,322 Free gruel, ma'am. 141 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:44,408 I can't beat monster butts, but I can beat your hungry guts. 142 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:45,326 That's for sure. 143 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:46,494 [ laughs ] 144 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:47,661 [ slurps ] 145 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,163 I didn't throw up. 146 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:51,665 This gruel is very adequate. 147 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,000 Yeah! 148 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,211 [ all slurping ] 149 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:57,338 This is great, Jake! 150 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,632 Yeah, we're really helping people. 151 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:01,300 Whoa, look who it is. 152 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:02,760 Dude, you're alive! 153 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,053 No thanks to you two! 154 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,347 That dragon chased me for two days! 155 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:10,142 And then I was lost for, uh, three days, and then I fell 156 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:14,146 under a spell of a beautiful enchantress for, uh, a week? 157 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,357 So that's two plus three... 158 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:17,316 plus a week — 159 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,901 Shh. Dude, gruel. 160 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,027 Oh, thank you. 161 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,028 [ slurps ] 162 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,363 [ laughs ] 163 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:23,697 [ slurping continues ] 164 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:24,698 [ laughs ] Hmm? 165 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:25,825 Aah! What's happening? 166 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:26,700 Huh? 167 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:30,079 Oh, that's probably the stone-skin potion I added to the recipe. 168 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,665 It gives your body the power to grow armor. 169 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:35,334 What? Uh? [ gasps ] 170 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:36,836 [ grunts ] Oh! Aah! 171 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:40,798 Dude, how much of that potion did you use? 172 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:41,715 [ indistinct shouting ] 173 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:47,972 Aah! 174 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,390 My tummy is breathing fire! 175 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,517 Geez, I thought people would like that. 176 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:52,393 VlLLAGER: Why? 177 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:53,853 Why would anyonewant that? 178 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:56,397 So you can defend against evil monsters! 179 00:05:56,481 --> 00:06:00,359 You're supposed to beat up monsters so we don't haveto defend ourselves! 180 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,570 No, see, I'm helping you nonviolently. 181 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:03,487 Helping? 182 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:04,780 I can't even move my hands! 183 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:05,698 I'm a Cobbler! 184 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,701 How am I supposed to cobble with these useless chunk mitts? 185 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:11,537 So, the village needs the help of a newcobbler, eh? 186 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:12,413 BOTH: Hmm. 187 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:13,330 What? No! 188 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,332 All right, we're cobblers! 189 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:16,417 COBBLER: No, you're not! 190 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:19,545 You're just watching my shop while I go to the dermatologist! 191 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,422 And don't try to cobble anything! 192 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:23,591 What does "Cobble" mean, anyway? 193 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:28,137 I think it has something to do with shoes. 194 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,848 WOMAN: Excuse me. Can you help me? 195 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,850 I need a broken heel fixed. 196 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:35,144 I'm going to a fancy funeral. 197 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,228 Of course I'll help! 198 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,024 There! Hwah! 199 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:41,025 Pkow! 200 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:42,860 Ah! 201 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,111 [ shing! ] [ gasps ] 202 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:47,197 Now you can fight off evil if it shows up at the funeral. 203 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,366 You fix that shoe with a magic nail? 204 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:50,242 Maybe. 205 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:54,038 - Whoa! - Cool! 206 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:56,165 I cannot go to the funeral in these! 207 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,166 COBBLER: Hey, everyone! 208 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,168 I'm back from the doctor! 209 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,629 Uh, why? 210 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:03,964 And I'm not supposed to bring a guest! 211 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:04,882 Get out! 212 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,468 Apparently, I suck at being nonviolent. 213 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:10,179 Dude, sucking at something is the first step 214 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,473 towards being sort of good at something. 215 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,308 You and I are like little baby Billys right now, 216 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:19,063 and we're "sucking" on our first bottle of nonviolent milk. 217 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,856 [ sighs ] Totes. 218 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,858 I'll stop "Pooping my diaper." 219 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:25,194 Whoa, what? 220 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,029 Help! I need medical help! 221 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,698 Medical help? Hmm. 222 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:30,658 How can we help? 223 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,785 I want surgery to make my body hot. 224 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:33,702 Yikes. 225 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:36,664 Yeah, I know I'm already pretty smokin', 226 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:38,165 but I bought this swimsuit, 227 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,833 so I need a swimsuit body. 228 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,085 [ whistles ] 229 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:43,671 You up for some serious plastic surgery? 230 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:51,178 Oh, yeah, this bod is hot and powerful! 231 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:52,846 Huh? Oh, what. 232 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:53,806 Whoa! Aah! 233 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:56,725 Dude, did you use a magic nail again? 234 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,185 I've got three left! 235 00:07:58,269 --> 00:07:59,520 [ moans ] 236 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:00,729 What did you do to me? 237 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,107 We transformed you into a cyborg fighter! 238 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:03,983 That's hot, right? 239 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,734 No one thinks this look is hot! 240 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:09,571 Oh, my laces, you're the most beautiful — aah! 241 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:10,572 [ tire squealing ] 242 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,532 [ screams ] 243 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:12,449 [ screaming ] 244 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,243 - Jake? - Yeah? 245 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:17,079 I think us not being violent is hurting people. 246 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,164 Man, Billy is gonna be so bummed out. 247 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:21,125 Not if we run away, Finn. 248 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:24,878 We'll have to live in halfway homes and be cannibals, but we'll survive. 249 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:27,089 I just want to sit here and moan. 250 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,133 Then I'll moan with you, buddy. 251 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:32,386 [ moaning ] Thanks, buddy. 252 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,722 [ moaning ] You're welcome. 253 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:37,057 [ in distance ] Aah! Aah! Help me! 254 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,976 [ laughs evilly ] Relax! 255 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,269 [ laughs evilly ] 256 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,604 I'm just gonna grindyou up! 257 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,273 [ screaming ] 258 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:47,401 Oh, man, this grass bag again? 259 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:51,488 Hey, evil-doer, um, can you keep your evil-doing quiet? 260 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:54,283 Finn is dealing with some heavy stuff over here. 261 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,451 It's not evil! 262 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,328 When they get this old, they want to be ground up! 263 00:08:58,413 --> 00:08:59,371 [ chuckles evilly ] 264 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,372 Right, you old bat? 265 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:01,665 - Help! - Right? 266 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:02,583 [ gasps ] 267 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:03,709 [ groans ] 268 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,294 [ screams ] Huh? 269 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,171 A fist raised in righteous anger? 270 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:08,380 Oh, no, it's myfist! 271 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:11,383 I've got to think of a way to save this old lady without 272 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:12,593 punching this guy in the face! 273 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:13,510 Hmm. 274 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:16,138 Yeah, you want to get ground up, right? 275 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,765 - Wrong! - Ow! 276 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,058 [ grunts ] 277 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:19,933 [ moans ] 278 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,894 I couldn't think of anything. 279 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,437 [ gasps ] Poop! 280 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:24,772 I saved her with violence! 281 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:25,981 What's your huff, son? 282 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:29,151 The greatest hero in the world told me to help people without being violent, 283 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:33,197 and I promised I would do that and not let him down. 284 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,364 But I did let him down. 285 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,200 Stuff and nonsense! 286 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:41,330 You sure helped this old gal out, and you did it withviolence. 287 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:45,501 Like a true hero, you were born to punch evil creatures. 288 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,502 Ohh! 289 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,880 Just like I was born to be an old lady. 290 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:53,258 Don't deny your rowdy nature, Paladins. 291 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,427 [ beat boxing ] 292 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,430 And don't take advice from old people. 293 00:09:58,515 --> 00:09:59,473 Yeah. 294 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,558 Yeah. Yeah! 295 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:02,935 That old lady has a point! 296 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:06,063 Wait, didn't she say not to take advice from old p— 297 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,898 It's all so clear to me! 298 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,149 Back to the cave of Billy! 299 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,067 Yeah! 300 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,235 It's us again! 301 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,237 And we've got exciting news! 302 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,489 I don't — I don't want to buy anything! 303 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:18,575 Billy, an old lady told me that I shouldn't listen to you 304 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,119 because you're old — also, 305 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:23,247 that I should do what I was born to do, which is kicking buns. 306 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:25,332 Don't you see how pointless it is? 307 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:28,752 You know what's probably happening to that old lady right now? 308 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:29,753 She's probably dead! 309 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:30,671 She's right here. 310 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,214 Hello! [ gasps ] 311 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,590 We saved her, Billy. 312 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:34,675 You saved her. 313 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,009 I saved her, Billy. 314 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:39,555 I saved her using violence, and that's not a bad thing, Billy. 315 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,474 This old lady is alive because of these! 316 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,601 And look how happy she is, man. 317 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:45,686 She's elated! 318 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,146 Hmm, perhaps you're right. 319 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,857 Oh! Oh! Ugh! 320 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:54,903 It's — it's as if your words are filling a void in my very being. 321 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:55,863 You want to watch? 322 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,406 [ gasps ] Whoa! 323 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,907 [ tendons squishing ] 324 00:10:58,992 --> 00:10:59,825 [ heart beating ] 325 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,162 Nothung! 326 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:06,999 Finn and Jake, truly, you are myheroes. 327 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,458 [ both giggling ] 328 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,169 Now you're freaking me out. 329 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:11,461 [ both laughing ] 330 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,005 We're his heroes! 331 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,173 [ beat boxing ] 332 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:15,090 Huh. Hello. 333 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,300 [ laughs ] 334 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,426 I love you, Billy! 335 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,635 Get out of here! 336 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,304 [ both laughing ] 337 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:29,396 ♪ Come along with me ♪ 338 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:33,358 ♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪ 339 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:37,362 ♪ We can wander through the forest ♪ 340 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:41,200 ♪ and do so as we please ♪ 341 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:45,412 ♪ Come along with me ♪ 342 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:47,956 ♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪ 21134