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There will be coffee in the lodge.
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There's no comment on that
at the moment.
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When you gonna know something?
When you gonna know?
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- What's going on?
- Jet from Lisbon went down.
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Crashed or blew up,
nobody seems to know.
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Flight 772?
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You waiting for someone onboard?
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No, I was supposed to take
that flight and I switched.
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God.
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Hello. Yes.
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Certainly, it's my card.
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Of course I know where I was born.
Allentown, Pennsylvania, 1946.
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What else do you need to know?
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Mother's name Alice.
Father's name William.
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Listen, am I gonna get any money?
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Yes, I would love to
speak to a supervisor.
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What do you mean, someone called up
and cancelled my card?
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Do you have a name?
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It's what?
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No...
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...I'm not dead.
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Bill, bill, bill, ad.
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- Ad? For what?
- A billing service.
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- Great.
- Bill, bill, cheque.
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- Cheque?
- Cheque.
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I never believe them about not having
to buy any magazines to qualify.
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Someone sorts the people who buy
from the people who don't.
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This is depressing.
We've got to do something.
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We've got to simplify.
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Rent less expensive furniture.
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Maybe find cheaper office space.
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Spare down. No more frills.
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No more overtime,
we've got to get serious.
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We're gonna have to pop
the window to get the piano in.
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- Piano?
- With the pool table, I can just...
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...lower it with a chopper to this floor,
bring it through one of the windows.
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This isn't real.
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I'm dreaming this.
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I'll be back. Don't get discouraged.
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Women give birth all the time.
We're gonna get this sucker in here.
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- I don't even know how to play.
- What are you doing?
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- Nothing, I've been clean for years.
- A piano, a pool table?
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You like that?
I got the idea from this, a great book.
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- What is it?
- Interviews with the heads...
45
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...of major corporations, how they
got there, how they stay there...
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...keep their company number one.
It's called Being 2nd Stinks.
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These guys talk about creating
a pleasant working environment...
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...and how it leads to
better productivity.
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I figured you can't argue
with Fortune 500, right?
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Oh, no?
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Take it back. I'm not paying for it.
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- Cancel it, take it back.
- Lady, he said-
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- Cancel the wench.
- You're the wench.
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- Watch it.
- Wait, Maddie.
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- You're making a mountain out of-
- Molehills. My molehill.
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I own and I pay the bills.
There's no money for a piano.
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Being 2nd Stinks.
Being second would be wonderful.
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Being 22nd would be wonderful.
We need a client whose business...
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...we could depend on. A client
who would help us pay the light bill.
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- Done.
- A department store chain...
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...a brokerage house. Someplace that
would need us to- Done?
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You think I'd buy a baby grand piano,
a pool table, a satellite dish...
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- Satellite dish?
- ... if money weren't rolling in.
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A contract, a signed contract?
Who? Where? When?
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It's this book, I read it last night
and the light bulb came on.
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I realized you gotta
make your own opportunities.
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The Easy Credit
Assurance Company?
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- ECAC. Great bunch of guys.
- And you know these people?
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Well, I have had occasion to
work with them in the past, yes.
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What is it we're to do
for Eke Meek?
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ECAC. They're sort of
a collection agency...
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...and we would be sort of
a subcontractor to them.
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We get the cases they've given up on.
We get to keep half of what we collect.
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- We're bill collectors?
- Not bill collectors...
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...we're credit marshals. We're
payment enforcers. We're bill busters.
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This does not sound
like something I want to do.
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- You haven't even tried it yet.
- I know what it's like...
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...to suffer financial reverses.
I don't like hounding people.
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We're not gonna be
hounding any unfortunate people.
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- We're not?
- No, we're going after creeps...
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...deadbeats, people with no
concept of obligation, responsibility...
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...trying to evade their indebtedness,
not people that can't pay.
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- You sure?
- Sure, I'm sure. I'm surer than sure...
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...I'm certain. This contract is
a money machine.
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Addison, it doesn't make sense.
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If it's so easy, why doesn't
Yick Yack get it themselves?
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Why didn't Detroit
make smaller cars before Japan?
88
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Why didn't cereal companies put two
scoops of raisins in from the get-go?
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Who knows, doesn't matter.
Their loss is our gain.
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- I'm not so sure.
- I am.
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One try, if we don't hit pay dirt-
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- One try?
- One try, one little bitty try.
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What have we got to lose?
Maddie, trust me.
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Having a lot of work done
on your place while you were away.
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Excuse me?
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The last couple of days,
couldn't help but notice...
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...men going in and out.
Hear the hammering and the nailing.
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That's the way to do it.
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Leave the country for a month,
and come home to a new apartment.
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Larry Henderson.
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Owes $3400 on his car.
Poet, lives with his mother.
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Money in the bank.
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- How did I let you talk me into this?
- What is your problem?
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The guy owes $3400,
half of $3400 is-
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- $1700.
- $1700, right.
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Couldn't you use $1700 right now?
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- That's not the point.
- What is the point?
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We don't know this man's story,
if he's been sick, been robbed.
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It says nothing on the card here
about being sick or being robbed.
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The guy bought a big
expensive car he can't afford.
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- You don't know that.
- Sure, the guy's a poet.
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What kind of money
do poets make?
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Not one of your fast-track careers,
no big runs at department stores.
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He's probably some poor,
sensitive little man.
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Damn straight. It's our job to scare
the iambic pentameter out of him.
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The House at Pooh Corner.
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- You know what you're doing?
- What's to know?
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I'm gonna convince Rhyming Simon
the only thing...
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...between him and his death
is a cheque made out to us.
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- Oh, David.
- "Oh, David" what?
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David, I think you're making
a mistake. You can't bully this man.
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People are fundamentally good,
present company excluded...
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...and I believe if
you give them a chance...
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...to live up to their obligations,
they'll rise to the occasion.
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- Fine.
- Does that mean you agree with me?
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- What does it mean?
- Fine means fine. Fine.
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Next place, you can be in charge,
we'll do it your way.
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But right now, you give me one shot.
I got $1700 riding on this...
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...and I'd like to make money the
old-fashioned way: scare the creep.
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Yo, Larry!
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My name is
David " Boom-Boom" Addison...
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...from the Easy Credit
Assurance Company...
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...and I'm not leaving until you
come out here and sign us a cheque.
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Watch this.
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Hello, Larry.
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My goodness.
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You're a poet.
And you sure show it.
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And I know it,
because you're kind of long, fellow.
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That used to kill them
in the fifth grade.
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Luck of the draw. First guy we go see
has a gland problem.
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How can you guess
something like that?
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That guy ought to
consider statehood.
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Addison, this is not for us.
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- Yes, it is.
- No, it isn't.
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David, we made a deal.
You had your try.
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- Now let's go back to the office.
- Okay. You got me. A deal's a deal.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- Can we make one little stop-?
- David.
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Wait for me.
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Bless me, Father, for I've sinned.
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How long has it been
since your last confession?
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Forty-two years. I'm Wind Jammer.
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Wind Jammer.
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I need to come in.
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I need to come back.
They're on to me.
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- You have to be kidding.
- Do I look like I'm kidding?
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It's not like going through
a revolving door. It'll take time.
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- A little preparation.
- I don't think I have any time.
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I'm willing to trade.
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I have a letter. A communiqu�.
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- Nobody knows where it is except me.
- What do you mean, trade?
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I mean, you guys are supposed to
help me out in situations like this.
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I'm not going to be the only one to die
if everything goes south.
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Now, you guys cover me...
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...and I'll make sure that everybody
else's behind is covered-
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I'm just a courier. I'll do what I can.
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I'll have someone from the agency
contact you. That's the best I can do.
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- This isn't the way back to the office.
- I just wanna make one little pit stop.
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We had a deal.
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You're not gonna give up
after one little setback, are you?
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- The only reason Ick Poo-
- ECAC.
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Would give you a chance to collect
money is they know it's impossible.
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- They told Mr. Bic it was impossible.
- I don't wanna hear this.
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They told Mr. Volkswagen
it was impossible-
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Addison, wake up! They sent you out
to get money from Paul Bunyan.
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You wake up.
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We have to do this. I'm doing this
for us, for the good of the company.
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If we don't figure out some way to
bring some money into the company...
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...I can see the handwriting
on the wall.
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If I have to go out there
and get another job...
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You may not know this...
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...but some people out there
think I'm not a good detective.
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Go figure.
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- One more try?
- One try, my way?
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- One try, any which way.
- Okay, but if we don't hit pay dirt-
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Maddie, trust me.
I feel very lucky with this next guy.
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Any special reason why
somebody would wanna follow you?
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- Three cars back.
- Let me out here.
189
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- We still got three blocks to go.
- Here is fine.
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This is for the ride...
191
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...bring my baggage to me tomorrow,
and you get the other half of this.
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All right.
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Roy Hirsch, 3C.
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- Where could he be?
- Out spending money he doesn't have.
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Are you sure you're
using that properly?
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It's not like it's brain surgery.
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Excuse me.
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- Yeah?
- Mr. Hirsch, you're there.
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I'll handle this.
Mr. Hirsch, this is Madelyn Hayes.
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I've come to talk to you about this
situation you've gotten yourself into.
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Who are you?
Are you with the agency?
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I'm with the agency, but I haven't
come to intimidate or bully you.
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I've come here to reason with you,
to appeal to your sense of fair play.
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Gotta admit, I'm impressed.
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I don't know why
you're so surprised.
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It's like I said before,
people are good.
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Now, where is it?
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Mr. Hirsch, it's Madelyn Hayes
from the agency.
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Mr. Hirsch, I can hear you
moving around in there.
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Could you be a dear
and open the door, please?
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I guess rising to
the occasion takes time.
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- Maybe he didn't hear you.
- Stuff it.
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Come on, Hirsch,
what do you say you let us in...
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...before we have to come in there
and get rough with you.
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Now, Maddie, there's no need
to bully this man.
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Open this door, you parasite,
you goldbricker, you, you-
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Lowlife?
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Mr. Hirsch?
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He doesn't look too well.
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It's an old deadbeat trick.
Make them think you're sick.
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Mr. Hirsch, about your indebtedness...
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...if you could take a minute and
write a cheque for $1450...
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...I'm sure this ugly business
would be over.
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Isn't this your chequebook here?
Let me bring it to you.
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You can make that out
to Easy Credit Assurance Company.
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David, I think this deadbeat is dead.
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- Another trick. Stick him with a pin.
- I will not.
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- Yank out one of his nose hairs.
- Addison!
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Rip off all your clothes
and see if he reacts.
230
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,879
You're right, bad idea.
That would kill me.
231
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,951
I'll handle this.
232
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,392
Hey, Roy.
233
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,395
Okay, you win.
234
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,274
He's dead.
235
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,956
It's right down here.
236
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:43,398
It's locked. Must have blown shut.
Guess we'll have to break it down.
237
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,593
A man is dead. He's not
gonna come to the door.
238
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:50,115
- Hello.
- Door of the living dead.
239
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,034
Police investigations.
240
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,670
I'm here following up on a possible
homicide on these premises.
241
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,558
On these premises?
242
00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,029
You mean, in this building?
243
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,839
Right there in that chair, dead.
Dead as a doornail.
244
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,718
- Deader.
- Miss Hayes...?
245
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,314
- Sir, if I could have your name?
- Roy Hirsch.
246
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:08,754
I know I'm intrigued.
247
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,195
- This is not the man that was dead.
- Obviously.
248
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:14,750
He's done something with the body,
hidden it, or put it someplace.
249
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:18,469
I am who I say I am. Would you like
to search the apartment?
250
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,629
- No.
- Yes.
251
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:20,949
- A consensus.
- Sir...
252
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:24,635
...we do not search without
a warrant or a probable cause.
253
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:27,308
We saw the body. What more
probable cause do you need?
254
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:31,632
Evidence, witness, signs of mayhem,
a victim who doesn't answer his door.
255
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,473
- He's got us on points.
- May I ask what you were doing...
256
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,915
...in my apartment
when you saw this dead man?
257
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:41,710
Business. The other Mr. Hirsch
was behind in his car payments.
258
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,632
I'm sorry, I really don't understand.
259
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,030
We represent
the Easy Credit Assurance Company.
260
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,510
Our slogan: " If you gotta go in debt,
ECAC's your best bet. "
261
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,636
You said you were
private investigators.
262
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,519
We are, we're both.
It's very complicated.
263
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,919
Mr. Hirsch, if you'll excuse us,
I'd like to have a word...
264
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:02,595
...with Mr. Addison
and Miss Hayes out in the hall.
265
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,153
Do you have a licence?
266
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,833
Of course we have a licence.
267
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,309
- Do you wanna keep it?
- What are you trying to say?
268
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:19,199
What I'm trying to say is,
next time you report a murder...
269
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,635
...you better make sure
you have a dead body.
270
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:25,238
Sorry to have disturbed you,
Mr. Hirsch.
271
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,437
- Wait a second.
- Let it lay. Downstairs.
272
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,555
How can you look so calm?
Aren't you mad?
273
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,312
- Mad? I'm excited.
- Excited?
274
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:42,233
Addison, we were just set up,
made to look like fools.
275
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,595
Tell me something I don't know.
276
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,153
The real Hirsch is dead,
and this new tenant is lying...
277
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:51,790
...or he is Roy Hirsch and you
and I saw someone else entirely.
278
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,030
Either way,
something is rotten in Cleveland.
279
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,589
- And that doesn't make you mad?
- Mad? Mad?
280
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,558
- How can you get mad at opportunity?
- Opportunity?
281
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,234
Maddie, we're investigators, right?
282
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,630
- For the sake of argument, say " right. "
- Right.
283
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,155
Investigators have to have
something to investigate.
284
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,754
- I thought we were bill busters.
- Temp work...
285
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:13,873
...to tide us over until Mother Nature
could deliver unto us a murder.
286
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,873
- Aren't you forgetting something?
- "Who's the client?"
287
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,678
- Well?
- Well, you always say that.
288
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,637
Stop getting hung up
on technicalities.
289
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,189
Maddie, we have to create
our own opportunities.
290
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,874
You think Alexander Graham Bell
sat back and said:
291
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,555
"Why am I inventing the phone?
Who am I going to call?"
292
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,632
He went out and invented
the telephone, dialled until people...
293
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,758
...got sick of that ringing. They
went out and bought a phone...
294
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,478
...so they could answer it.
295
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,712
- You read that in your book?
- Back of a milk carton.
296
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,075
Maddie, we have to
investigate this murder.
297
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,800
Providence has deposited
a dead body in our path.
298
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,235
Who knows what lies at the end of it?
A reward?
299
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,311
- Contract?
- More dead bodies. Our dead bodies.
300
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,630
- Tonight will tell the tale.
- Tell what tale?
301
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,792
Who really lives in that apartment,
or who's really dead in it.
302
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,793
You really know how to whip up
an evening's entertainment.
303
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,272
How long are we gonna stand here?
304
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,112
Until someone lets us inside.
305
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:10,713
Lets us inside?
306
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,997
This is a security building.
No one's gonna let us inside.
307
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,549
Someone's coming.
308
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,392
Play along with me.
309
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,998
Uncle Leon!
310
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:24,197
It's me, Davy.
Little David Addison.
311
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:27,397
I got the batteries
to your hearing aid.
312
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,710
Gosh, sis, he can't hear
to buzz us in.
313
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,314
If he doesn't buzz us in,
he'll never be able to hear.
314
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,597
I couldn't help overhearing.
Is there anything I can do to help?
315
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,637
Oh, wow, sis, it's gonna be all right.
316
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:41,156
Uncle Leon will be able to play
in the symphony tomorrow after all.
317
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,118
Oh, thank you. Hey, God bless.
318
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,998
God bless you.
319
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,594
And heaven help us all.
320
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,519
Have to make sure nobody's home.
321
00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:00,069
- How do we do that?
- Two-step process.
322
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,958
You wait here.
323
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,551
- What are you doing?
- Can't be too careful.
324
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:21,110
- Clearly there's no one at home.
- Let's just be sure.
325
00:21:56,360 --> 00:22:00,148
- Where did you learn that?
- Camp Kennybrook. Pretty cool, huh?
326
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,794
- Credit card.
- Credit card?
327
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,393
Credit card.
328
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,550
Look, would you be
more comfortable going to a motel?
329
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,272
It doesn't have to be a gold card,
I just want to open the door.
330
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,000
All right, all right.
331
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,231
I gotta get this guy's
cleaning service.
332
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,674
Look at this place.
333
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:46,310
- Who would have done such a thing?
-7 Santini Brothers?
334
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,628
Somebody sure was
looking for something.
335
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,518
What do you think it could be?
336
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:58,879
Bank loot, crown jewels,
a pair of lost contacts?
337
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,718
Hey!
338
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,638
David!
339
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,990
- What happened?
- Punched myself in the mirror.
340
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,153
David.
341
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,353
What do you think this is?
342
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,277
- Company's coming.
- What do we do now?
343
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,637
Make sure our hands are washed,
the lid's down and we're gone.
344
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,478
Fire escape.
345
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,155
Who is it? Is it the dead man
or the living man?
346
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,151
New guy, still alive.
347
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:40,033
- What's he doing?
- Looking for this.
348
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,715
- He's gone.
- Okay.
349
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,229
David, David, David,
why are we doing this?
350
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,836
- It doesn't make sense. It's crazy.
- This guy knew exactly where to go.
351
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,479
First, we meet a man who's dead.
352
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,393
- Which means that all this killing...
- We meet another man...
353
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,916
- ... has something to do with this.
- ... who says he's the man who's dead.
354
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:25,516
Then the man who's dead is gone,
the man who isn't dead is gone...
355
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,717
- ... everything in the apartment is gone.
- Crazy little rhyme.
356
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,359
- There's a new man...
- Passport.
357
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,592
...who isn't the man who's dead.
And isn't the man who's not dead-
358
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,273
- Hirsch's passport.
- I'm tired.
359
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,556
I'm working very hard
and I don't know why.
360
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,836
We're not getting paid.
Why are we doing this?
361
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,719
- To find out who killed Hirsch.
- I don't know who Hirsch is.
362
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,519
Sure we do. He's a Russian spy.
363
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,557
Sorry I asked.
364
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,114
Blue Moon Detective Agency.
365
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,635
If persons are missing,
if objects are lost...
366
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,109
...we'll find them for you
at reasonable cost.
367
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,396
Your runaway husband,
that non-paying louse.
368
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,994
We'll find them for you,
bring them back to the house.
369
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,038
Lost a prize-winning dog?
Lost a prize-winning cat?
370
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,998
We'll find them both for you
in just no time flat.
371
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,833
So tell us your problem,
it'll all work out fine.
372
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,675
Just tell me your problem,
it's why I'm on the line.
373
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,309
No, it was three black...
374
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:23,109
...two with sugar,
and one tea with lemon on the side.
375
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,874
You can't call in the CIA,
not after all we've invested.
376
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,554
If this guy is a Soviet spy,
we shouldn't get involved.
377
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,312
This is a job for the government.
378
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,119
The government? Hasn't
the government got enough to do?
379
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,714
That's the problem.
Nobody wants to do for themselves.
380
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,633
- We're not equipped.
- Here, I wanna show you something.
381
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,791
- What is that?
- What is that? What is that?
382
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,678
It's a Jell-O mould. It's a gun.
383
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,070
A serious gun for serious business,
our business.
384
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,878
Me and you
are gonna crack this case.
385
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,473
I don't even know what this is.
386
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,552
I gotta spell it out? A Russian
passport, a secret message.
387
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,676
- What secret message?
- This secret message.
388
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,751
How do you know
this isn't a grocery list?
389
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,911
Because they don't
have groceries in Russia.
390
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:02,039
No Disneyland. No Three Stooges.
No baseball. Only ballet and roulette.
391
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,954
I don't wanna get involved
with spies or Russians or guns.
392
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:09,556
We're not bill busters, not secret
agents. What we needed is a client.
393
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,518
We got one, a real one.
Waiting in Mr. Addison's office.
394
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,558
- A client? A real one, in this office?
- You're kidding.
395
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,359
Yeah. He is just sitting there.
Playing pool.
396
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,829
- All right.
- It was just a matter of time.
397
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,230
- I guess so.
- What's this client's name?
398
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,118
- Roy Hirsch.
- Roy Hirsch?
399
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,236
Happen to notice
whether this guy's alive?
400
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,278
- What do you think he wants?
- The thing everybody else wants...
401
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,510
...the passport
and the grocery list. Come on.
402
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,118
- Where are we going?
- Out of here.
403
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,352
This guy's following us,
and my guess is he's not alone.
404
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:49,194
- What?
- That's the guy from last night.
405
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,469
Wait a minute, he doesn't know
what were look like.
406
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,631
- Right.
- Looks like he's waiting by our car.
407
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,394
- What do we do now?
- I'll distract him, you get the car.
408
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,279
- Distract him? How?
- I don't know, I'll think of something.
409
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,477
Jump in the car, come get me,
and that'll give us a head start.
410
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,471
- All right.
- All right.
411
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,077
- Some echo.
- What?
412
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,310
Some echo.
413
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,149
Come on, man, help me.
414
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,349
Come on, man.
415
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,158
Now it's your turn. You pick a song.
416
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,436
- Listen, jackass-
- I don't know that one.
417
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:10,549
I'll tell you what, I'll pick one for you.
You like R&B? Me, I like R&B.
418
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,631
- They're following us!
- Of course, naturally. It's a chase.
419
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,034
I don't wanna do this.
420
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,033
- You gotta, you're driving.
- I got a perfect driving record.
421
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,078
I have no intention of jeopardizing
it with some dumb chase.
422
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,310
I guess that's that, chase is over.
He's caught up with us.
423
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,199
- David, why is he doing that?
- Because you're letting him.
424
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,796
- Punch this cow, will you?
- Okay, I will. What does that mean?
425
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,076
Step on the pedal, Gretel.
426
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,354
- What do I do now?
- Far right lane, make a sharp left.
427
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,272
You don't make a left
from the right lane.
428
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,429
We do.
429
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,273
Left into this alley.
430
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,874
- We did it.
- We did it?
431
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,678
We did it. We lost him.
432
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:47,999
They did it. They found us.
433
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,914
Reverse!
434
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:54,674
- Faster.
- Faster?
435
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:58,628
I don't like driving faster forward,
and I don't like faster backward.
436
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,592
Now, forward.
437
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,874
- Make a left.
- We don't have the right of way.
438
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,634
We're doing 85 miles an hour.
This is no time to debate!
439
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,439
Don't yell at me.
If I can't concentrate, I can't drive.
440
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:22,874
Get ready to make the turn.
441
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,473
- What?
- Turn!
442
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,350
- They're still behind us.
- Of course they are.
443
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,112
You have to go faster than them.
444
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,713
David!
445
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,031
- That other car saved us.
- Because he wants us all to himself.
446
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,599
- Hang a right here.
- Why?
447
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,432
Why? Because I said so,
that's why...
448
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,989
...and so far, I've been right
about everything.
449
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,875
All right, so I made one mistake.
450
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,470
CIA! Come out with your hands up!
451
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,677
CIA? We've been running
from the CIA?
452
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,035
All right, two mistakes.
453
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,074
So Hirsch wasn't a Russian spy?
454
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,196
Double agent.
He posed as a Russian spy.
455
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,989
He let them set him up in an
apartment, credit cards, an identity.
456
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,152
They used him to stage
terrorist activities in this country.
457
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,278
But not before he let you know
when the trouble would begin.
458
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:48,714
Right.
459
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,474
Except after we received
his last communiqu� in Lisbon...
460
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,039
...they found him out.
461
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:58,196
Killed a planeload of people just to
try to stop him from letting us know.
462
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,716
When they realized he changed planes,
they assigned an agent the task...
463
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:05,111
...of eliminating him. A gentleman
named Arkady Nestovicenko.
464
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,271
The other Roy Hirsch.
465
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,079
His job was to retrieve
the communiqu� and to kill Hirsch.
466
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:13,755
He did the job in the wrong order.
He couldn't locate the communiqu�.
467
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,831
So why was he chasing us?
468
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,752
He was convinced you had it.
469
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,194
Why were you chasing him?
470
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,078
Because I was convinced
he was right.
471
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,118
Roy and I were close, I knew where
he kept things. I checked.
472
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,759
Somebody beat me to it.
473
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,957
- And you think it was us?
- Look, here's the bottom line.
474
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,271
The Russians are planning
the assassination of one of several...
475
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,830
...Chinese diplomats at a dinner
at the Biltmore, hours from now.
476
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,430
We've beefed up security.
We've alerted all the authorities.
477
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:43,752
It would make things much easier
if we knew who was the target.
478
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,990
That's what's in the communiqu�.
479
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,513
David.
480
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,670
This is not the way
I pictured it would end.
481
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,796
Spies, communiqu�s.
482
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,473
Can't we have a speedboat chase?
483
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,957
Where's the little fat guy
with the deadly bowler?
484
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,680
- Do you read Russian?
- This guy reads Russian, Stalin...
485
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,956
...taking his time
or beating a deadline.
486
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,356
What's so funny?
487
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,751
They obviously wanted to make sure
they killed the right Chinese man.
488
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,354
The message reads,
"The man with a mole on his nose. "
489
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,478
- "With a mole on his nose"?
- With a mole on his nose.
490
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,069
I appreciate this, your country
appreciates this.
491
00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:25,030
Yeah, well, tell the country
it was no sweat.
492
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,839
I have a great deal to do
and not much time to do it in.
493
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,831
Miss Hayes, Mr. Addison.
494
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:35,038
- Talk about going out with a whimper.
- But I feel good.
495
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,158
It's nice to know that
because of the work we did...
496
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,710
...a phone call is being made.
Plans are being put into motion.
497
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,838
Because of us, some friendly
dignitary's life is gonna be saved.
498
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,470
- Some international incident avoided.
- Say that again.
499
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,471
- All of it?
- The part about a phone call.
500
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:52,631
- What phone call?
- Exactly, what phone call?
501
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:56,429
This guy's racing to find out who's
gonna be assassinated in just hours.
502
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,194
He finds out. He doesn't make
the phone call, why?
503
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,316
He didn't trust our phone.
It's bugged?
504
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,233
Maybe he didn't need to know
who's being killed to save him.
505
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,868
Maybe he needed to know
so he could kill him.
506
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:10,277
What are you doing for dinner
tonight? Feel like a little Chinese?
507
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,469
Name please?
508
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,073
- David Addison.
- Madelyn Hayes.
509
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:39,629
- You're not on the guest list.
- We're not guests.
510
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,438
We're looking for a man with a mole.
511
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,999
- A mole?
- A mole on his nose.
512
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,798
- What kind of clothes?
- What kind?
513
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,234
What kind do you suppose?
514
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,960
Worn by a man with a mole
on his nose? Who knows?
515
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,311
Did I bother to disclose,
this man with a mole on his nose...
516
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:56,553
...I'm not sure of anything else, except
he's Chinese, a big clue by itself.
517
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:59,188
- How do you do that?
- Gotta read a lot of Dr. Seuss.
518
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,955
I'm sorry to say, I'm sad to report
I haven't seen anyone of that sort.
519
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,712
Not a man
with a mole on his nose...
520
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,314
...with some kind of clothes
that you can't suppose.
521
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,119
So get away from this door
and get out of this place...
522
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,238
...or I'll have to hurt you,
put my foot in your face.
523
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,473
- Time to go.
- Time to go.
524
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,636
Addison.
525
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,078
- Come on, Maddie, time's a wasting.
- I'm not coming out.
526
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:39,789
You have to come out. How are we
gonna get in if you don't come out?
527
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,996
- This is humiliating.
- It is not humiliating.
528
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,596
Serving food and drink to people
is an important job.
529
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:47,398
A vital link in nature's food chain.
530
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,391
I'm talking about this.
531
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,437
- What about it?
- Where's the rest of it?
532
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,397
What are you talking about?
533
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:54,959
I think you look terrific.
534
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,554
I think all of you looks terrific.
535
00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,676
You leave any room in there for tips?
536
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,671
That's it!
537
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,400
I'm sorry. You're right.
But we have no choice.
538
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,797
Just remember, you're dressed
like that for America...
539
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:11,635
...and I, for one, salute you.
540
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,398
Salute you, Addison.
541
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,790
That's good. I like that.
542
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:20,109
Okay, ready? Look waitery.
543
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,073
I said, " Bubba, I don't care
what country you're from...
544
00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:32,312
...in America, we eat with our forks. "
545
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,879
So now what do we do?
546
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,429
Look for the CIA guy or
the Chinese guy with a mole.
547
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,795
- And if one of us finds one of them?
- Holler.
548
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,871
- Watch it.
- You watch it.
549
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,272
May I have more champagne, please?
550
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,949
- The mole.
- Picture, please.
551
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,510
- You. What are you doing here?
- Me?
552
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,389
We've replaced this banquet hall's
real coffee...
553
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,118
...with frozen crystals.
554
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,433
Maddie!
555
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,791
David!
556
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,835
- What are you doing?
- I've been clean for years!
557
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,991
Why does everybody
keep asking me that?
558
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,032
See that?
559
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:51,270
Who says you can't bring
the countries of the world together...
560
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,591
...resolve our differences in
a civilized and orderly way?
561
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,511
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