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TJ: AH, HALLOWEEN--
ONE OF THOSE TIMES OF YEAR
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WHEN SCHOOL AND FUN
JUST NATURALLY COME TOGETHER.
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THIS YEAR SEEMED
LIKE IT WOULD BE THE SAME--
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DECORATIONS WERE UP ALL OVER.
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SOME PEOPLE WERE ALREADY
WEARING THEIR COSTUMES.
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AND THE SMELL OF CANDY
WAS IN THE AIR.
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MMM MMM MMM.
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ALL OF US WERE REALLY
LOOKING FORWARD TO HALLOWEEN.
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WELL, ACTUALLY,
ALL OF US EXCEPT SPINELLI.
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Gus: HEY, WHERE IS
SPINELLI ANYWAY?
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PROBABLY LATE,
MAKIN' A BIG OLD BATCH
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OF FAKE BLOOD.
SHE'LL CATCH UP TO US.
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TJ: I WAS WRONG. SPINELLI
WOULDN'T CATCH UP TO US.
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'CAUSE THAT MORNING,
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SHE CHANGED IN A WAY
NONE OF US EXPECTED.
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BUT ANYHOW, I THINK
I'M GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF.
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THE FACT IS, WE'D SEEN
A WHOLE LOT OF CHANGES LATELY,
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AND IT ALL STARTED
OVER A MONTH AGO.
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IT WAS THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL,
AND GUESS WHAT?
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ME AND THE GUYS WEREN'T
FOURTH GRADERS ANYMORE.
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FINALLY WE MOVED ON UP
TO FIFTH GRADE.
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[BOOM]
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TJ: WELL, GUYS,
HERE SHE IS--
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GOOD OLD
THIRD STREET SCHOOL.
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Gus: YOU KNOW, TEEJ,
THE OLD PLACE
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REALLY DOES GROW ON YOU.
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AND MOTHER NATURE
HAS PREPARED
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AN IDYLLIC DAY
FOR OUR RETURN.
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YEAH, CHECK IT OUT.
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THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING,
THE GRASS IS GREEN,
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AND THE PLACE
IS JUST CRAWLIN'
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WITH SUCKERS
TO BEAT AT KICKBALL.
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT,
VINCE. AND REMEMBER,
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SCHOOL'S GONNA BE
IT'S ROCKIN'-EST YET
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'CAUSE THIS YEAR,
WE'RE FIFTH GRADERS.
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FIFTH GRADERS
GET THEIR OWN LOCKERS.
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I CAN FINALLY KEEP MY INVENTIONS
SAFE FROM FOREIGN SPIES.
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I CAN ACTUALLY BE
SECOND IN LINE
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TO SLIDE DOWN
OLD RUSTY.
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OH, BABY, JUST YOU WAIT
TILL RECESS.
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I CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR
THE LUNCH IN THE CAFETERIA.
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MY FIFTH GRADE
TASTE BUDS
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ARE MUCH MORE SOPHISTICATED,
YOU KNOW.
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AS FOR ME, WELL,
BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
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I ACTUALLY LOOK FORWARD
TO BEING IN CLASS.
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WHAT THE--
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I KNOW, SPINELLI.
IT SOUNDS CRAZY.
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BUT DON'T FORGET--
THIS YEAR WE HAVE MISS MILKI.
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OH, MAN!
I LOVE MISS MILKI!
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EVERYONE LOVES
MISS MILKI, VINCE,
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'CAUSE SHE LOVES US KIDS.
I'M TELLIN' YA,
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FIFTH GRADE IS GONNA BE
THE BEST YEAR YET.
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ALL RIGHT, HOOLIGANS,
SETTLE DOWN.
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MY NAME IS MISS FINSTER,
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AND I'M YOUR
FIFTH GRADE TEACHER.
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[CRYING]
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WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
YOU GOT SOMETHING IN YOUR EYE?
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GO TO THE NURSE
AND GET IT FIXED.
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[CRYING]
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UH, MISS FINSTER?
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WHAT IS IT, DETWEILER?
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WHAT HAPPENED
TO MISS MILKI?
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WE WERE KINDA EXPECTING
HER TO BE OUR TEACHER.
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MILKI TRANSFERRED OUT!
LUCKILY FOR YOU,
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I WAS AVAILABLE
TO TAKE HER PLACE. RANDALL?
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YES, MISS FINSTER?
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I'LL NEED A CLASS INFORMANT.
YOU'RE IT.
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OH, BOY, MISS FINSTER!
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FIFTH GRADE IS GONNA BE
THE BEST GRADE EVER!
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OF COURSE IT WILL, 'CAUSE
IT'LL HAVE DISCIPLINE,
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HOMEWORK, TESTS,
AND MORE DISCIPLINE.
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ALL RIGHT, NOW.
TAKE OUT YOUR PENCILS.
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I WANT A 3,000-WORD ESSAY
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ON WHAT YOU HOOLIGANS DID
DURING THE SUMMER
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AND HOW YOU WERE PUNISHED
FOR DOIN' IT.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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Vince: THAT WAS THE MOST
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WHOPPINGLY AWFUL
EXPERIENCE OF ALL TIME.
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OK, SO HAVING FINSTER
FOR A TEACHER IS A SETBACK.
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BUT I GOT A FEELING
I CAN BREAK HER DOWN.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE GAVE US
6 TEXTBOOKS!
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WHO NEEDS 6 TEXTBOOKS?
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BOOKS...HEAVY.
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MUST...PUT...DOWN!
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WELL, I THINK THIS IS
AN EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY
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TO UTILIZE
OUR NEW LOCKERS.
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THEY OUGHT TO BE
RIGHT OVER...
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EGAD! THE LOCKERS!
THEY'RE GONE!
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WHAT HAPPENED
TO 'EM?
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HELLO, FIFTH GRADE CHUMS.
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IF YOU ARE LOOKING
FOR THE LOCKERS,
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THEY WERE ALL REPLACED BY
THESE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS.
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I ESPECIALLY LIKE
THIS ONE.
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WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO DO WITH ALL OUR STUFF?
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CAN'T...
HOLD...ON.
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AH-AH-AH. "SCHOOL
IS FOR LEARNING,"
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NOT COMPLAINING.
TA TA.
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OH! [THUD]
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OK, SO WE DON'T
GET LOCKERS,
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AND WE GOT FINSTER
AS OUR TEACHER.
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BIG DEAL. THERE'S STILL
LOTS OF OTHER GREAT STUFF
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ABOUT SCHOOL,
RIGHT?
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HOW VERY TRUE, TJ.
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FOR INSTANCE,
CARRYING THESE TEXTBOOKS
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HAS GIVEN ME
QUITE AN APPETITE.
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THERE YOU GO, MIKEY.
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WHO'S UP FOR LUNCH
IN THE CAFETERIA?
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NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'.
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Gus: AS I RECALL,
ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL,
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THEY USUALLY SERVE PIZZA.
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AH, YES!
I LOVE PIZZA!
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TJ: Tender.
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UM, THIS DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE PIZZA.
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FOR THE LOVE OF BUTTER,
WHAT IS IT?!
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IT'S NUTRITION PASTE.
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ALL PART OF A NEW
AND IMPROVED CAFETERIA MENU.
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DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
THAT INSTEAD OF TASTY,
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KID-FRIENDLY ENTR ES,
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WE'RE NOW GOING
TO BE SERVED
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NUTRITION PASTE
EVERY DAY?
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OF COURSE NOT.
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ON TUESDAY WE GOT
NUTRITION LOG,
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ON WEDNESDAY WE GOT
NUTRITION LUMPS,
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ON THURSDAY WE GOT
NUTRITION LOAF,
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AND ON FRIDAY WE GOT ZESTY
MACARONI AND NUTRITION.
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BON APP TIT.
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ALL RIGHT, SO THEY
TOOK AWAY OUR TEACHER,
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THEY TOOK AWAY
OUR LOCKERS,
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AND THEY TOOK AWAY
OUR LUNCH.
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AT LEAST WE STILL
GOT RECESS.
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[ALL GASP]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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[RUMBLING]
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[CLANG]
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Kid: HEY!
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NO! NOT OLD RUSTY!
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NO-O-O-O-O!
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SORRY, KID.
DISTRICT ORDERS.
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[HORN HONKS]
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I CAN'T
BELIEVE THIS.
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THEY TOOK AWAY THE
WHOLE PLAYGROUND!
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WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT?
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ARE THEY MAD?
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OH, NEVER AGAIN
TO ROLL ABOUT
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IN THE FRESH
GREEN CLOVER.
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OR TO MAKE NECKLACES
OF DANDELIONS
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OR HATS OF MUD.
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THEY HAVEN'T JUST
TAKE OUR PLAYGROUND.
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THEY'VE TAKEN
OUR CHILDHOOD!
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AND NOW
THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR.
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ATTENTION, STUDENTS.
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THIS IS PRINCIPAL PRICKLY
SPEAKING.
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NOW, YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED
A FEW CHANGES
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AROUND YOUR SCHOOL TODAY,
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AND THESE ARE NOTHING
TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT.
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THEY'RE ALL PART
OF THE BOARD OF EDUCATION'S
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NEW SCHOOL IMPROVEMENT
POLICY,
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SO I HOPE YOU'LL ALL ENJOY
YOUR NEW, IMPROVED--
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AAH! TJ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MY OFFICE?
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I'M HERE
FOR ANSWERS, SIR.
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BUT I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF
ADDRESSING THE STUDENTS.
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SIR, I SUGGEST
YOU SIGN OFF,
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'CAUSE THE WAY I'M FEELIN',
I MIGHT JUST SAY SOMETHING
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THAT KINDERGARTNERS
SHOULDN'T HEAR.
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UH, THAT'S ALL FOR NOW.
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JUST GO BACK
TO YOUR FUN.
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ALL RIGHT, TJ,
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I UNDERSTAND
IF YOU'RE UPSET.
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UPSET? SIR,
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
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YOU'VE RUINED OUR SCHOOL!
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DON'T GO BLAMING ME, TJ.
IT WASN'T MY IDEA.
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AND BESIDES,
NO ONE'S RUINING SCHOOL.
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THE BOARD OF EDUCATION JUST
MADE A FEW CHANGES IS ALL.
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THEY PAVED OVER
OUR PLAYGROUND!
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WELL, THE BOARD FEELS
THAT MAINTAINING
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A FIELD OF GRASS
AND PLAY EQUIPMENT
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DIVERTS MONEY THAT CAN
BETTER BE USED ELSEWHERE.
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LIKE FOR THESE NIFTY
PRE-RECORDED ANNOUNCEMENTS,
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FOR INSTANCE.
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Woman's voice: LESS PLAY,
MORE STUDYING. THAT IS ALL.
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WHAT?!
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SHE SOUNDS LIKE
A VERY NICE LADY.
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WHAT ABOUT THE LOCKERS?
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THE BOARD OF ED FEELS
THAT INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS
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ARE A MORE MEANINGFUL USE
OF WALL SPACE,
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AND THE MORE TIME SPENT HOLDING
YOUR BOOKS, THE BETTER.
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AND THAT GRAY GUNK
THEY'RE SERVING AT LUNCH?
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NUTRITION PASTE CONTAINS
ALL THE VITAMINS
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CHILDREN NEED FOR
MAXIMUM LEARNING POTENTIAL.
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[GRUNTS] THAT IS ALL HERE
IN THE IMPROVEMENT PLAN.
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BUT, SIR, I THOUGHT YOU
REMEMBERED WHAT IT WAS LIKE
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TO BE A KID,
AND TO KIDS,
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ALL THIS STUFF
IS JUST CRUMMY.
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LOOK, TJ,
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
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I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT
THIS WHOLE PLAN MYSELF.
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BUT THE BOARD
HAS ORDERED IT.
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THERE'S NOTHING
I CAN DO.
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YOU CAN SAY NO.
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I CAN'T GO UP AGAINST
THE BOARD OF EDUCATION.
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I'LL LOSE MY JOB.
THEN THEY'LL JUST REPLACE ME
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WITH SOMEONE WHO WILL
GO ALONG WITH THEM.
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BUT PRINCIPAL PRICKLY--
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LISTEN, TJ,
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THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND.
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I KNOW I SEEM LIKE
A BIG BOSS AROUND HERE,
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BUT COMPARED TO THE BOARD,
I'M JUST A LITTLE GUY,
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AND THERE ARE TIMES WHEN
THE LITTLE GUY CAN'T CHANGE
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THE WAY THINGS ARE DONE.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
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YES, SIR.
I THINK I DO.
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THANK YOU.
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SO, WHAT'D
PRICKLY SAY?
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HE SAYS THERE ARE TIMES
WHEN THE LITTLE GUY
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JUST HAS TO ACCEPT
THE WAY THINGS ARE.
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YOU MEAN, SCHOOL'S GONNA BE
LIKE THIS FOREVER?!
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OH, I DIDN'T
SAY THAT, GUS.
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I DIDN'T SAY THAT
AT ALL.
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Mother: TJ,
TIME FOR SCHOOL!
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COME ON DOWN
AND EAT YOUR TOAST.
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IT'S GETTING COLD.
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DON'T WASTE
YOUR BREATH, MOM.
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TJ'S NOT COMING DOWN.
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NOT COMING DOWN?
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
IS HE SICK?
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HE'S ALWAYS BEEN SICK.
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WATCH THE SLANDER,
BECKY.
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HEY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HIS PROBLEM IS.
227
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ALL HE TOLD ME WAS THAT
HE WASN'T COMING DOWN,
228
00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,080
AND THAT WAS
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
229
00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:24,440
YOU'D BETTER SEE
WHAT'S GOING ON, DEAR.
230
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I'D BETTER SEE
WHAT'S GOING ON.
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[HUMMING]
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Mother: TJ?
HI, MOM.
233
00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:32,560
TJ, IT'S TIME
TO COME DOWN NOW.
234
00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,120
HONEY,
YOUR DOOR'S LOCKED.
235
00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,360
IT'S NOT JUST
LOCKED, MOM.
236
00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:37,240
IT'S BARRICADED.
BARRICADED?
237
00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,560
BUT, HONEY, WHY?
238
00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,320
AND HOW WILL YOU GET
TO SCHOOL?
239
00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,640
THAT WON'T BE
A PROBLEM, MOM,
240
00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:42,960
'CAUSE AS OF
THIS MORNING,
241
00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:46,040
I'M NEVER GOING BACK
TO SCHOOL AGAIN.
242
00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:49,640
HI, DWEEBS.
243
00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:50,640
UH, HI, BECKY.
244
00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:51,880
IS TJ READY
FOR SCHOOL?
245
00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:53,360
NOPE. NOT BY
A LONG SHOT.
246
00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:54,400
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
247
00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:56,160
OH, HE'S JUST LOCKED
HIMSELF IN HIS ROOM,
248
00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,320
BARRICADED THE DOOR, AND CLAIMS
HE'S NEVER COMING OUT.
249
00:07:58,400 --> 00:07:59,520
TYPICAL FREAK BEHAVIOR.
250
00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,040
NOW EXCUSE ME,
LITTLE KIDDIES.
251
00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,240
NORMAL PEOPLE LIKE ME
HAVE TO GET TO CLASS.
252
00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:05,480
LET'S HOPE IT'S
AN OBEDIENCE SCHOOL.
253
00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:06,720
ASSUMING
JUST THIS ONCE
254
00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,400
THAT BECKY'S
TELLING THE TRUTH,
255
00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,400
WHY WOULD TJ LOCK
HIMSELF IN HIS ROOM?
256
00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,160
INDEED. QUITE
THE CONUNDRUM.
257
00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,560
I SAY
WE INVESTIGATE.
258
00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:17,280
TJ, CONFOUND IT.
OPEN UP ALREADY.
259
00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,960
SORRY, DAD, BUT I CANNOT
IN GOOD CONSCIENCE DO THAT.
260
00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,280
TJ, THIS LITTLE PRANK
IS GETTING VERY SERIOUS.
261
00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,040
IF YOU DON'T
GO TO SCHOOL RIGHT NOW,
262
00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,120
YOU'LL GET A TARDY!
263
00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,720
YEAH, AND IF I DON'T LEAVE
FOR WORK RIGHT NOW,
264
00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,480
MY BOSS IS GONNA
GIVE ME A TARDY.
265
00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,320
COME OUT SOON, TJ,
OR YOU'RE GROUNDED.
266
00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,800
TJ: THAT'S OK
WITH ME.
267
00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:32,880
OH, DEAR ME.
268
00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,480
HE'S DEFINITELY
GOING TO BE TARDY.
269
00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:35,640
I BETTER CALL
THE SCHOOL.
270
00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:36,960
I'VE TAKEN MY STAND.
271
00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:39,040
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
IS IN THE HANDS OF FATE.
272
00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:40,160
[THUMP]
WHAT THE--
273
00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:41,480
[SQUEAK]
274
00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:44,800
HELLO, TJ.
275
00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,160
SORRY ABOUT
THE BANANA.
276
00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,000
IT WAS THE SOFTEST THING
IN MIKEY'S LUNCH.
277
00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,000
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
278
00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,480
OH, IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE,
ACTUALLY.
279
00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:51,760
I'VE STOPPED GOING
TO SCHOOL.
280
00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:54,360
STOPPED GOING TO SCHOOL?
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
281
00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:55,480
HE CAN'T, CAN HE?
282
00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:58,200
ACCORDING TO THE ADULTS
IN POWER, NO, HE CAN'T.
283
00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:00,200
WELL, I SAY THEY CAN'T
TAKE OUR SCHOOL
284
00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,280
AND TURN IT INTO
A BORING, CRUMMY PLACE.
285
00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,480
I GUESS NOW WE'LL FIND OUT
WHICH ONE OF US IS RIGHT.
286
00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:05,920
A LONE STUDENT
STAGING AN ACT
287
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,240
OF CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE
288
00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,080
AGAINST AN ENTIRE BOARD
OF EDUCATION.
289
00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,480
WHAT A REVOLUTIONARY
CONCEPT.
290
00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,320
WHAT'S A REVOLUTIONARY
CONCEPT?
291
00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,640
YEAH, GUYS,
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
292
00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,040
TJ SAYS HE'S NEVER GOING
BACK TO SCHOOL, EVER!
293
00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,880
HE'S STAYING RIGHT THERE
IN HIS ROOM.
294
00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,480
REALLY?
WHOA, COOL.
295
00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,800
COOL? WHAT'S COOL?
296
00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:23,040
IF SOMETHING'S COOL,
YOU TOTALLY HAVE TO TELL US.
297
00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,360
TJ'S LOCKED UP
IN HIS ROOM.
298
00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,520
HE SAYS HE'S NEVER GOING
BACK TO SCHOOL, EVER!
299
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,200
All: SCANDALOUS!
300
00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,360
WHAT'S SO SCANDALOUS?
301
00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:30,400
EWW.
SPILL IT!
302
00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:31,400
OH, ALL RIGHT.
303
00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,200
YOU SORT OF ARE
A FELLOW KID AND ALL.
304
00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:34,200
YOU SEE, TJ...
305
00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,360
DETWEILER'S NEVER
COMING BACK TO SCHOOL!
306
00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:37,680
YEAH? SO WHAT?
307
00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,280
I TRIED NEVER COMING
BACK TO SCHOOL
308
00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:40,280
DOZENS OF TIMES.
309
00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:41,680
BUT HE'S DOING IT
FOR US!
310
00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,920
TJ DETWEILER
STAYING HOME IN PROTEST?
311
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,920
I MUST SPREAD THIS NEWS TO
THE 4 CORNERS OF THE PLAYGROUND!
312
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,760
EVERYONE, TJ DETWEILER'S
STAYING HOME FROM SCHOOL.
313
00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,200
All: WHOA!
314
00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:52,960
OOGA-CHOOGA!
OOGA-CHOOGA!
315
00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:54,520
THE KID
NO GO TO SCHOOL!
316
00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,440
[ALL CHEERING]
317
00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:58,000
WE GO GIVE HIM SUPPORT!
318
00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,760
[ALL CHEERING]
319
00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,280
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
320
00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,120
ALL RIGHT.
GOOD MORNING, MALCONTENTS.
321
00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,600
IT'S TIME TO LEARN!
322
00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,840
TODAY'S MATH TEST
WILL HAVE 500 QUESTIONS--
323
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,280
ALL WORD PROBLEMS.
324
00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,960
I HOPE YOU SHIFTY PUNKS
325
00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,880
BROUGHT PLENTY
OF NUMBER 2 PENCILS.
326
00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,560
WHAT THE--
WHERE THE BLAZES IS EVERYONE?
327
00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,600
[ALL CHATTERING]
328
00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,800
[GASPS] GOOD GRACIOUS!
329
00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:30,720
WHERE DID ALL
YOU CHILDREN COME FROM?
330
00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,120
WE HEARD TJ WASN'T GOING
TO SCHOOL. IS IT TRUE?
331
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,160
I GOT ODDS GOING 3 TO 1
THAT IT IS.
332
00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,960
WELL, YES,
I'M AFRAID IT IS.
333
00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,320
HE WON'T COME OUT
OF HIS ROOM.
334
00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,080
SO IT IS TRUE, EH?
TJ'S DITCHING SCHOOL.
335
00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,800
MY FIRST BIG SCOOP
AS A FIFTH GRADE INFORMANT.
336
00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:46,640
[ALL CHATTERING]
337
00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:48,200
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
SETTLE DOWN.
338
00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,400
LET'S HAVE SOME
ORDER, PLEASE.
339
00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,320
ORDER? WHAT ARE YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT?
340
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,280
MY STUDENTS
HAVE ALL GONE AWOL!
341
00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:54,440
THIS IS ANARCHY!
342
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:55,520
MINE ARE GONE, TOO!
343
00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:56,880
IT'S DOWNRIGHT
TRIPPY!
344
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,800
ARE YOU TELLING ME
THERE ARE NO STUDENTS
345
00:10:58,880 --> 00:10:59,880
IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL?
346
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,520
YES, SIR, WE MUST
FIND THE CHILDREN
347
00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,120
BEFORE SOMETHING
TERRIBLE HAPPENS.
348
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,840
YEAH, LIKE IF THE SCHOOL
BOARD FINDS OUT,
349
00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:05,840
I'LL LOSE MY JOB.
350
00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:06,960
WHERE IN TARNATION
ARE THEY?
351
00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:08,640
Randall: I KNOW EXACTLY
WHERE THEY ARE.
352
00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,560
WHAT?
WHAT DID HE SAY?
353
00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,320
THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S ME--RANDALL,
354
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,840
BRINGING YOU THE GOODS
ONCE AGAIN.
355
00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,480
YOU SEE, WHEN I NOTICED
ALL THE KIDS
356
00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:16,640
RUNNING OUT OF
THE SCHOOL YARD,
357
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,680
MY INSTINCTS TOLD ME
SOMETHING BIG WAS UP. SO I--
358
00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:20,040
JUST TELL ME WHERE
THE CHILDREN ARE!
359
00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:21,280
THEY'RE AT
TJ'S HOUSE.
360
00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,440
DETWEILER!
361
00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,360
WHY IS IT ALWAYS
DETWEILER?
362
00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,520
SEEMS NAUGHTY TJ'S REFUSING
TO COME TO SCHOOL,
363
00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,320
AND EVERYONE ELSE IS THERE
TO SUPPORT HIM.
364
00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:31,040
THEY SAY IT'S A REVOLUTION,
AND IF I KNOW MY HISTORY,
365
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,000
REVOLUTIONS
INVOLVE EXECUTIONS.
366
00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,560
DON'T GET
CARRIED AWAY, BOY.
367
00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,560
THE BEST WE CAN HOPE FOR
IS JUVENILE HALL.
368
00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:37,560
THAT'LL DO.
369
00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,560
All: TJ! TJ! TJ!
370
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:43,400
[ALL CHEER]
371
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:44,520
GOODNESS, TJ.
372
00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,640
YOUR PROTEST SEEMS
TO HAVE GATHERED MOMENTUM.
373
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,520
BUT SURELY YOU CAN'T SIT
IN YOUR ROOM INDEFINITELY.
374
00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,800
HEY, I GOT MY COMIC BOOKS
375
00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,280
AND I GOT
MY POLITICAL CAUSE.
376
00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,480
A RIGHT-THINKIN' KID DOESN'T
NEED ANY MORE THAN THAT.
377
00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,560
BUT WHAT ABOUT FOOD?
WITH NOTHING TO EAT,
378
00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,320
YOU'LL SHRINK
INTO A TINY SKELETON.
379
00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,600
NOT TO WORRY, MIKE-O.
380
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,640
I RAIDED THE PANTRY
LAST NIGHT AND STOCKED UP.
381
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,800
I GOT ENOUGH GELATIN MIX,
SPAGHETTI NOODLES,
382
00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,960
AND TOMATO PASTE TO LAST ME
FOR A GOOD LONG TIME.
383
00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,760
BUT, TJ, WHAT ABOUT--
384
00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,760
DON'T WORRY, GUS.
I GOT MY OWN BATHROOM.
385
00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,640
JEEZ, TEEJ, YOU THOUGHT
OF EVERYTHING.
386
00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:12,760
YEP, AND SO FAR,
387
00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,640
EVERYTHING'S GOING
ACCORDING TO PLAN.
388
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,600
SO, WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
389
00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:17,760
[HORN HONKS]
[ALL GASP]
390
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,840
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS
PRICKLY SHOWS UP.
391
00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:20,840
[TIRES SCREECH]
392
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,520
LOOK AT ALL THESE KIDS.
I HAVEN'T SEEN
393
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,240
A CROWD LIKE THIS
SINCE WOODSTOCK.
394
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,240
WHAT'S YOUR PLAN, SIR?
SHALL I CALL THE COPS?
395
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,280
AAH! NO! WE'VE GOT
TO KEEP THIS QUIET.
396
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,920
I'LL TALK
TO DETWEILER MYSELF.
397
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,880
SHOULD WE WATCH DETWEILER
GET IN TROUBLE
398
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,080
FROM THE CAR, MISS FINSTER?
399
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,160
NO, RANDALL.
400
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,320
LET'S SAVOR THIS
UP CLOSE.
401
00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,160
OOH, ZESTY.
402
00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,680
EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME.
GET OUT OF THE--
403
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,720
OW!
404
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,280
WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO GET STEPPED ON,
405
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,360
STAY IN CLASS.
406
00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,400
TJ DETWEILER,
407
00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:48,960
AS YOUR PRINCIPAL,
I ORDER YOU
408
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,520
TO COME OUT OF
YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!
409
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,880
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR,
410
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,840
SINCE I QUIT SCHOOL, YOU'RE
NOT MY PRINCIPAL ANYMORE,
411
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,600
AND I DON'T HAVE
TO FOLLOW YOUR ORDERS.
412
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:56,800
COME ON, TJ.
413
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,560
BECAUSE OF YOU,
NOBODY'S GOING TO SCHOOL.
414
00:12:58,640 --> 00:12:59,760
THAT'S NOT
MY PROBLEM, SIR.
415
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,120
WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME?
416
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,280
WELL, FOR STARTERS,
I'D LIKE A NICE, HOT,
417
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,520
TASTY LUNCH
IN THE CAFETERIA.
418
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,000
NOT JUST FOR ME, BUT
FOR EVERY KID AT SCHOOL.
419
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,400
[ALL CHEER]
420
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,160
I WANT
THE KICKBALL FIELD BACK,
421
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,400
AND THE BASKETBALL HOOPS,
AND OLD RUSTY, TOO.
422
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:13,520
AND LOCKERS!
423
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,080
[ALL CHEER]
424
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,000
I UNDERSTAND
SKIPPING SCHOOL IS WRONG.
425
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,840
I KNOW STUDYING AND LEARNING
ARE GOOD FOR ME.
426
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,080
BUT THE WAY I SEE IT,
427
00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,160
NONE OF THE NEW CHANGES
HELP WITH ANY OF THAT STUFF.
428
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,440
THEY JUST MAKE SCHOOL
A CRUMMY PLACE TO BE.
429
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,560
ALL I ASK, SIR,
430
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,360
IS THAT YOU GIVE US BACK
THE SCHOOL WE LOVE,
431
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,040
AND IF THIS IS
WHAT IT TAKES TO GET IT,
432
00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,000
THEN I'M WILLING
TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.
433
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,040
[ALL CHEER]
434
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,960
NOW, TJ,
I ALREADY TOLD YOU,
435
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,320
THE CHANGES ARE OFFICIAL
BOARD OF ED POLICY.
436
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,080
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
ABOUT THEM.
437
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,840
THEN I'M AFRAID
I CAN'T COME DOWN!
438
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,160
Kids: OOH.
439
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,840
WELL, THAT DIDN'T
GO WELL.
440
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,160
THAT DIDN'T GO WELL.
441
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,520
[SIRENS]
AH! WHAT'S THAT?
442
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:48,720
IT'S THE COPS, SIR.
443
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,000
WHOO-HOO! THE FUZZ!
444
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,520
OH, NO.
IT'S NOT THE COPS.
445
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,680
IT'S WORSE. IT'S THE
BOARD OF EDUCATION!
446
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,760
[SIRENS BLARING]
447
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,800
[TIRES SCREECH]
448
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,880
I'M TRUANT OFFICER
McLELLAN.
449
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,080
THIS IS TRUANT OFFICER
McDOOLY...
450
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,080
BOARD OF EDUCATION.
451
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,920
OH, WHY, WHATEVER
BRINGS YOU HERE?
452
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,440
WE UNDERSTAND
YOU HAVE A SITUATION.
453
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,280
OH, I'D HARDLY CALL IT
A SITUATION.
454
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,280
IT'S JUST A HARMLESS BOY
WHO'S LOCKED HIMSELF
455
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,280
IN HIS BEDROOM.
456
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,640
I HAVE IT COMPLETELY
UNDER CONTROL.
457
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,640
[KNOCKS ON WINDOW]
458
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,280
IT SEEMS
HE'S STILL UP THERE.
459
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,600
WELL, FOR NOW.
460
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,240
WHO TOLD YOU PEOPLE
ABOUT THIS ANYWAY?!
461
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,760
WE'RE THE B.O.E.
WE KNOW EVERYTHING.
462
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,400
WE'RE TAKING OVER,
PRINCIPAL PRICKLY.
463
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,720
THIS CASE IS NOW BOARD
OF EDUCATION JURISDICTION.
464
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,400
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH THAT, I RECOMMEND
465
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,320
YOU TAKE IT UP WITH THE SCHOOL
BOARD MEMBERS THEMSELVES.
466
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,520
THEY'RE RIGHT
OVER THERE.
467
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,640
THE BOARD MEMBERS--
HERE? NOW?
468
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,080
REPORT, OFFICER McLELLAN.
469
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,640
WHAT SEEMS TO BE
THE PROBLEM?
470
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,240
OUR INTEL
WAS ACCURATE, SIR.
471
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,760
IT'S A KID
WHO WON'T GO TO SCHOOL.
472
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:41,800
I SEE.
473
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,640
LADIES, GENTLEMEN,
I'M AFRAID
474
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,920
IT'S EVERY BIT AS SERIOUS
AS WE FEARED.
475
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,120
REFUSING TO GO TO SCHOOL
IS A CODE WHITE SITUATION.
476
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,760
CALL IT IN.
477
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:52,320
CODE WHITE.
I REPEAT--CODE WHITE.
478
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,000
Man: ROGER THAT.
CODE RECEIVED.
479
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,160
PLEASE CONFIRM.
480
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,880
WILL DO.
OVER AND OUT.
481
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,680
SIR, WE'VE GOT
A CODE WHITE.
482
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,720
VERY WELL.
483
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,200
[BEEPING]
484
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,120
YES?
485
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,400
I WILL ELIMINATE
THE PROBLEM.
486
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,160
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
487
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,840
KELLY, I'M STANDING
IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE
488
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,880
WHERE 10-YEAR-OLD
TK DUDWALLER
489
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,520
IS REFUSING TO GO TO SCHOOL.
490
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,240
ACCORDING TO OUR SOURCES,
THE BOY IS UPSET
491
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,160
ABOUT SOME NEW
BOARD OF EDUCATION POLICIES.
492
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,320
WITH ME ARE
THE 5 MEMBERS
493
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,480
OF THE STATE BOARD
OF EDUCATION,
494
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,680
ALONG WITH BOARD
SUPERVISOR
495
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,280
MILTON BROWN.
MR. BROWN,
496
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,280
WHAT ABOUT THESE NEW
SCHOOL POLICIES?
497
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,080
ARE THEY GOOD
FOR OUR STUDENTS?
498
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,120
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN
THAT THE POLICIES ARE GOOD
499
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,920
FOR OUR CHILDREN
AND GOOD FOR THE SCHOOLS.
500
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,920
THE BOARD AND I SUPPORT THEM
UNANIMOUSLY.
501
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,400
[ALL AGREE]
502
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,840
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
AS FOR YOUNG TK,
503
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,920
NEIGHBORS SAY HE WAS
ALWAYS A STRANGE CHILD
504
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000
WHO REFUSED
TO GO ANYWHERE
505
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,520
WITHOUT HIS RED
BASEBALL CAP.
506
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,960
HEY, TJ! TJ!
YOU'RE ON THE NEWS!
507
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,200
WAY TO GO,
TEEJ!
508
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,520
THE PEOPLE
HAVE HEARD YOU.
509
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,600
YOUR LONG STRUGGLE
IS FINALLY OVER.
510
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,000
NOT YET, MIKEY.
511
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,040
BUT I'VE GOT A FEELING
THE END HAS JUST BEGUN.
512
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,120
[BLADES WHIRRING]
513
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,200
OH, NO.
NOT THE HELICOPTER.
514
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,040
THAT CAN ONLY MEAN
ONE THING.
515
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,200
MR. WHITE.
516
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,400
THE ULTIMATE
ENFORCER
517
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:11,840
OF BOARD OF ED
POLICY.
518
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,720
[BLADES SLOWING DOWN]
519
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,120
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
520
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,080
TJ DETWEILER.
521
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,200
BRING IT ON, MR. WHITE.
BRING IT ON.
522
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,560
AH, MR. WHITE.
523
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,000
HOW WONDERFUL
TO SEE YOU.
524
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,400
I TRUST I CAN BE
OF HELP TO YOU.
525
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,760
YOU CAN GET OUT
OF MY WAY, PRICKLY.
526
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,560
YOU HAVE FAILED.
YOU ARE IRRELEVANT.
527
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,680
YOU, YOU,
COME WITH ME.
528
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:37,840
[DING-DONG]
529
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:40,360
OH, HELLO.
AND WHO ARE YOU?
530
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:41,920
MY NAME
IS MR. WHITE, MA'AM.
531
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,240
I'M WITH THE BOARD
OF EDUCATION.
532
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,960
IF YOU DON'T MIND,
MY ASSOCIATES AND I
533
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,720
WOULD LIKE A WORD
WITH YOUR SON THEODORE.
534
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,960
OH, THERE'S NO NEED
FOR THAT.
535
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,760
I'VE CALLED MY HUSBAND.
HE'LL BE HOME
536
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,040
IN HALF AN HOUR
IF TRAFFIC IS GOOD.
537
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,720
THAT'S JUST WHAT I WOULD
EXPECT A LOVING,
538
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,480
BRILLIANT PARENT
SUCH AS YOURSELF TO SAY,
539
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,880
MRS. DETWEILER.
IT IS?
540
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,400
AND I COMPLETELY
AGREE WITH YOU.
541
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,760
THERE IS NOTHING
MORE BENEFICIAL
542
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,240
TO A YOUNG MAN'S
CHARACTER
543
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,200
THAN HEALTHY COMMUNICATION
WITH HIS PARENTS.
544
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,800
SOME OF MY FONDEST MEMORIES
ARE OF SITTING
545
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,080
ON MY PAPPY'S KNEE,
EXCHANGING INFORMATION.
546
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,640
OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
547
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,000
YES, IT IS.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY,
548
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,920
HALF AN HOUR IS SIMPLY
TOO LONG TO WAIT.
549
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,800
TJ IS SETTING
A VERY UNFORTUNATE EXAMPLE
550
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,720
FOR ALL THOSE
OTHER CHILDREN OUT THERE.
551
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,720
ANY MOMENT NOW,
HIS DISOBEDIENCE WILL BECOME
552
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,480
INGRAINED IN THEIR
IMPRESSIONABLE BRAINS
553
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,080
AND SPREAD
TO OTHER CHILDREN--
554
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,080
FRIENDS, RELATIVES
E-MAIL BUDDIES.
555
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,960
DISOBEDIENCE
LEADS TO CHAOS, MADNESS.
556
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,320
MADNESS IS VERY BAD
FOR LITTLE CHILDREN.
557
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,000
WOULDN'T YOU SAY,
MRS. DETWEILER?
558
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,960
WHY, YES.
I GUESS IT IS.
559
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,560
THEN PLEASE LET ME
HELP YOUR CHILD
560
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:33,880
AND ALL THE CHILDREN
OF THE WORLD.
561
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,040
WE'RE THE BOARD OF EDUCATION.
THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
562
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,560
OH, WELL, ALL RIGHT.
563
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,120
HIS ROOM IS UPSTAIRS
ON THE LEFT.
564
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,880
THANK YOU,
MRS. DETWEILER.
565
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,600
BREW ME A POT OF DARJEELING
TEA, IF YOU WILL.
566
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:43,600
I'M PARCHED.
567
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,400
IS INSTANT OK?
568
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,040
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
569
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:50,000
HELLO, MR. WHITE.
LONG TIME NO SEE.
570
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,680
TJ DETWEILER.
571
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,520
I IMAGINE YOU'RE FEELING
QUITE FULL OF YOURSELF
572
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,760
AFTER DEFEATING ME ON THAT
WHOLE WHOMPS ISSUE.
573
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,520
IT'S NOT A MATTER
OF BEATING YOU, SIR.
574
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,640
I'M JUST TRYING
TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT.
575
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,560
SO YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT
ASKING ME TO COME OUT.
576
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,880
OH, I HAVE NO INTENTION
OF ASKING YOU TO COME OUT.
577
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,760
YOU DON'T?
OH, NO, TJ.
578
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,760
PRINCIPAL PRICKLY
ALREADY TRIED THAT.
579
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,280
I'M GOING TO ALLOW YOU
TO STAY IN THERE
580
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,960
JUST AS LONG AS YOU WANT.
581
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,280
YOU ARE?
YES.
582
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,800
OF COURSE,
PLEASE DON'T BLAME ME
583
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,880
IF, DURING YOUR ABSENCE,
YOUR FRIENDS START TO FIND
584
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,000
THEIR LIVES BECOMING--
OH, HOW SHALL WE SAY IT--
585
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,400
UH...UNPLEASANT.
586
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:19,520
WHATCHOO
TALKIN' ABOUT, WHITE?
587
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,640
WELL, EVEN IF YOU DON'T
GO TO SCHOOL, TJ,
588
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,360
I ASSUME YOUR FRIENDS
STILL WILL,
589
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,040
AND I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW
THAT THE SCHOOL BOARD
590
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,200
IS CONSIDERING
A 12-HOUR SCHOOL DAY,
591
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,520
DOUBLING
THE HOMEWORK LOAD,
592
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,520
FLAVORING THE NUTRITION PASTE
WITH BROCCOLI AND LIVER.
593
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,440
I'VE TRIED VERY HARD TO
FIGHT THEM ON THESE ISSUES.
594
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,240
BUT IF I CAN'T EVEN
CONVINCE ONE CHILD
595
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,360
TO LEAVE HIS BEDROOM,
596
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,840
WHO'S GOING
TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY?
597
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,600
THAT'S A DIRTY TRICK,
MR. WHITE!
598
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,360
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH A DIRTY TRICK, TJ,
599
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,160
WHEN IT'S USED
FOR A GREATER GOOD.
600
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,000
OK, THEN YOU WIN.
601
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,880
I'LL UNBARRICADE MY DOOR
AND COME OUT.
602
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,800
WELL, I WONDER
IF MY TEA IS READY.
603
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,640
THAT WAS QUICKER
THAN I EXPECTED.
604
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,000
[CLATTER]
605
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,640
AAH!
606
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,480
WHAT IN THE--
607
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,640
DETWEILER!
THAT WAS A DIRTY TRICK!
608
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,360
DETWEILER? WHERE IS HE?
609
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,600
THE MAGPIE
HAS FLOWN!
610
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:01,880
THE MAGPIE
HAS FLOWN!
611
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,120
DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
612
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,640
HE PROBABLY CLIMBED
OUT THE WINDOW.
613
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,280
HE'S NOT OUT THERE.
614
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:07,360
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
615
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,240
IF HE'S NOT OUT THERE
AND HE'S NOT IN HERE,
616
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,360
THE ONLY OTHER PLACE
HE COULD BE IS THE--
617
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,920
AHA! THERE YOU ARE!
618
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:14,920
DETWEILER!
619
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,400
I TOLD YOU
I'D LEAVE MY ROOM.
620
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,360
I'M MOVING MY PROTEST
TO THE ROOF!
621
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,560
HAVE IT YOUR WAY, BOY.
IT'S EASY ENOUGH FOR ME
622
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,760
TO GET ON THE ROOF.
TO THE HELICOPTER, MEN!
623
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,240
OH, YEAH. OOPS.
624
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,600
UHH!
625
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:26,560
[CRACK]
626
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,000
AAH!
627
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,600
[GRUNTING]
628
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:32,760
SO MUCH FOR PRINCIPALING.
629
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,240
NOW I'LL PROBABLY HAVE
TO GO TO WORK
630
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,440
ON MY BROTHER THURGOOD'S
LOBSTER BOAT IN ALASKA.
631
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,320
TJ: HELP! HELP!
632
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,600
HELP? WHY SHOULD I
HELP YOU, DETWEILER?
633
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,160
THANKS TO YOU,
I'M GONNA LOSE MY JOB,
634
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,640
WHILE YOU JUST DANGLE
FROM THE ROOF.
635
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,280
AAH! DANGLE FROM THE ROOF?!
636
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,240
HANG ON, TJ! I'M COMING!
637
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,160
MOVE IT! OUT OF MY WAY!
LET ME THROUGH!
638
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,680
Gretchen: WHAT'S HAPPENING,
PRINCIPAL PRICKLY?
639
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:51,840
WHERE IS TJ?
640
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,280
HE'S AROUND THE CORNER.
I NEED A LADDER, QUICK!
641
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,680
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
642
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:57,720
I'M COMIN', TJ!
643
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,680
CAN'T HOLD ON
MUCH LONGER, SIR!
644
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:00,840
JUST ANOTHER SECOND!
645
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,120
HERE'S A LADDER!
646
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,960
HOLD IT STEADY, KIDS.
647
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,400
ALL RIGHT, SON.
UHH!
648
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,880
NOW WE'RE GONNA
WORK TOGETHER.
649
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,360
ON 3, I'LL PULL UP
ON ONE HAND,
650
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,600
WHILE YOU PULL UP WITH
THE OTHER. YOU GOT THAT?
651
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,040
YES...SIR.
652
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,360
1, 2, 3!
653
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,440
[BOTH GRUNTING]
654
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,600
OOF!
655
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,600
[ALL CHEER]
656
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:26,880
THANKS, SIR.
657
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,880
TJ, ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR MIND?
658
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,080
I MEAN, LOCKING YOURSELF
IN YOUR ROOM IS ONE THING,
659
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,560
BUT YOU COULD'VE
BEEN KILLED UP HERE.
660
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,600
I KNOW. IT WAS
A DUMB THING TO DO.
661
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,280
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT GOT INTO ME.
662
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,480
THIS WHOLE PROTEST OF YOURS
HAS GOTTEN WAY OUT OF HAND.
663
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,240
YOU'RE GONNA BE IN A LOT OF
TROUBLE WHEN THIS IS OVER.
664
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,760
BUT SOMEBODY
HAD TO DO SOMETHING
665
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,160
TO LOOK OUT FOR US KIDS.
I MEAN, NORMALLY, SIR,
666
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,760
I'D ASSUME LOOKING OUT FOR KIDS
WAS PART OF YOUR JOB.
667
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,360
ER...UH...WELL--
668
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,920
THAT'S OK.
I UNDERSTAND.
669
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,880
A GROWNUP'S GOTTA WORRY
ABOUT MAKIN' A LIVING.
670
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,200
YOU'VE GOTTA BUY CARS
AND PANTS AND HOUSES.
671
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:56,280
BUT I'M JUST A KID.
I CAN'T STAND AROUND
672
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,520
AND LET BAD STUFF HAPPEN
TO PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT.
673
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,240
'CAUSE THE ONLY THING
I'VE GOT TO LOSE
674
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,840
IS MY SELF-RESPECT.
675
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,000
White: PRICKLY, GOOD WORK!
YOU'VE CAPTURED HIM.
676
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,400
BRING HIM DOWN HERE TO ME.
677
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,960
LEE AND I WILL SEE
THAT YOU GET A PROMOTION.
678
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,640
NO, SIR.
679
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,640
I CANNOT, IN GOOD
CONSCIENCE, DO THAT.
680
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,160
THIS IS NO TIME
FOR GAMES, PRICKLY.
681
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,560
BRING THE BOY DOWN NOW,
682
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,240
OR IT WILL COST YOU
YOUR JOB.
683
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,720
IF KEEPING MY JOB
MEANS GOING ALONG
684
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,080
WITH YOUR
LOUSY POLICIES,
685
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,600
THEN I DON'T
WANT IT ANYMORE.
686
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,000
I THINK I'D RATHER KEEP
MY SELF-RESPECT, TOO.
687
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,720
[KIDS MURMURING]
688
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,800
HE'S STANDING UP TO PEOPLE
HE DISAGREES WITH,
689
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,280
RISKING HIS JOB?
690
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,880
THAT'S THE MOST INSPIRING THING
I'VE EVER SEEN.
691
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,560
I-I'M WITH HIM!
692
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,600
WHAT?
693
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,360
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
694
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,200
THE TRUTH IS,
I HATE THE NEW POLICY.
695
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,560
I JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT
BECAUSE YOU ALL LIKE IT.
696
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,480
I DIDN'T WANT TO DISAGREE
AND GET FIRED.
697
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,560
BUT I THOUGHT
THE PLAN WAS STUPID.
698
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,120
I MEAN, PAVING OVER
THE PLAYGROUND? COME ON!
699
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,080
I WAS JUST AFRAID
TO MAKE WAVES.
700
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,600
WHEW! I AM SO RELIEVED
701
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,200
YOU GUYS FEEL
THE SAME WAY I DO.
702
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,680
[ALL AGREEING]
703
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,960
JUST A MOMENT,
PEOPLE.
704
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,600
YOU NEVER LIKED
THE NEW POLICY.
705
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,080
I NEVER LIKED
THE NEW POLICY.
706
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,840
SOME SO-CALLED EXPERTS
RECOMMENDED IT,
707
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,400
AND WE WERE ALL TOO SCARED
TO VOICE OUR OPPOSITION?
708
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:03,520
SHAME ON US!
709
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,560
I HEREBY MOVE
THAT THE NEW SCHOOL POLICY
710
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,880
IS NO LONGER IN EFFECT.
711
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,240
ALL IN FAVOR?
All: AYE.
712
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,600
THE AYES HAVE IT.
713
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:10,960
SCHOOL IS BACK
TO NORMAL!
714
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,640
[ALL CHEER]
715
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,640
BUT--BUT YOU CAN'T
DO THAT!
716
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,720
THAT WOULD MEAN
THAT--THAT CHILD
717
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,400
HAS BEATEN ME AGAIN!
718
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,200
YES, IT'S AMAZING,
ISN'T IT, TAD?
719
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,320
WE GET SO CAUGHT UP
IN OUR GROWN-UP WORLD,
720
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,400
THAT WE FORGET--
721
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,520
THE LITTLE GUY REALLY
CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
722
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,960
POOL PARTY AT MY PLACE?
723
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,800
WHOO!
YEAH!
724
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,320
ALL RIGHT!
WHOO-HOO!
725
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,480
WELL DONE, TJ.
726
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,080
SIR, I COULDN'T HAVE
DONE IT WITHOUT YOU.
727
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,960
[MUSIC PLAYING]
728
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,240
WELL, GUYS, THINGS ARE
PRETTY MUCH BACK TO NORMAL.
729
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,720
WE'VE GOT OUR GRASS BACK,
WE'VE GOT OUR HOOPS BACK.
730
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,240
THEY'RE ALMOST FINISHED
PUTTING BACK OLD RUSTY!
731
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,640
OK, KIDS.
732
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,760
[KIDS CHEER]
733
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,960
THANKS, TEEJ.
YOU REALLY SAVED US.
734
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,280
YOU'VE BROUGHT
THE JOY OF LEARNING
735
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,760
BACK INTO OUR LIVES.
736
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,840
[SNIFFS] AHH.
AND FISH STICKS, TOO!
737
00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,320
WE GOT EVERYTHING
YOU ASKED FOR.
738
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,880
Finster: ALL RIGHT, YOU SNEAKY
LITTLE NE'ER-DO-WELLS.
739
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,680
CLASS STARTS IN 5 MINUTES!
740
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,840
SO, IN 4 MINUTES,
I EXPECT YOU TO STOP PLAYING
741
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,040
AND START PREPARING
TO STOP HAVING FUN!
742
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,000
WELL, ALMOST
EVERYTHING.
743
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,360
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, VINCE.
744
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,320
LIKE I SAY, I THINK
I CAN BREAK HER DOWN.
745
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:16,800
[SNIFFS]
746
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,400
A SARDINE AND ONION
SANDWICH.
747
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,800
NICE TRY, DETWEILER,
748
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,600
BUT YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BREAK ME DOWN!
749
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:23,960
[CHOMP]
750
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,880
NOW, TAKE OUT
YOUR PENCILS!
751
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,880
IT'S TIME
FOR ANOTHER TEST.
752
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,680
HEH HEH.
753
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:30,920
TJ: ALL RIGHT,
SO MAYBE MISS FINSTER
754
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,920
IS ONE THING
YOU JUST CAN'T CHANGE.
755
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,120
[BELL RINGS]
BUT AROUND SCHOOL,
756
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,760
STUFF WAS STILL CHANGING
ALL OVER.
757
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,320
FOR INSTANCE,
LAST YEAR'S KINDERGARTNERS
758
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,640
MOVED UP INTO FIRST GRADE,
759
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,640
AND HAD TO START ACTING
LIKE NORMAL KIDS.
760
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,360
WHOA!
761
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:44,440
GIMME BALL!
GIMME BALL!
762
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:45,760
MY BALL! MY BALL!
763
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,560
AAH!
AAH!
764
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,120
HECTOR, TUBBY,
REMEMBER--
765
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,600
NOW THAT YOU'RE
BIG FIRST GRADERS,
766
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,720
YOU'RE TO TALK AND ACT
LIKE NORMAL CHILDREN.
767
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,960
OH! [SCOFFS]
768
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,520
EXCUSE ME.
769
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,440
MAY I HAVE
MY BALL BACK?
770
00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,880
PRETTY PLEASE?
771
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,440
HERE YOU GO.
AAH!
772
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:02,480
GIMME BALL!
GIMME BALL!
773
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:03,480
MY BALL!
MY BALL!
774
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,960
GIVE IT TIME.
775
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,320
THE YEAR
HAS JUST BEGUN.
776
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,680
TJ: ANOTHER THING--
777
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,560
SINCE KING BOB MOVED ON
TO MIDDLE SCHOOL LAST YEAR,
778
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,320
WE GOT A NEW KING--KING FREDDY.
FREDDY'S OK,
779
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,520
BUT I THINK HE'S STILL
GETTING USED TO THE JOB.
780
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,720
YOUR HIGHNESS,
THIS BOY HERE WAS CAUGHT
781
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,600
CALLING ANOTHER BOY
"GOOBERHEAD."
782
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,200
[GASPS] GOOBERHEAD, YOU SAY?
783
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,200
I HEREBY DECREE
THAT HE BE DRAGGED
784
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,080
ACROSS THE PLAYGROUND
BY A TEAM OF THIRD GRADERS,
785
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,320
SOAKED WITH FRUIT JUICE,
ROLLED IN A SANDBOX,
786
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,560
THEN TIED TO THE BACKSTOP
UNTIL HE MENDS HIS WAYS,
787
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,680
OR UNTIL
THE ROLY-POLIES GET HIM,
788
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,120
WHICHEVER COMES FIRST.
789
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,720
HUH?
UM, SIR?
790
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,400
DON'T YOU THINK
THAT'S A BIT HARSH?
791
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,040
[SIGHS]
OH, VERY WELL.
792
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,320
5 MINUTES TIME-OUT
FOR BEING NAUGHTY.
793
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,400
WHEW.
794
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,800
[HUMMING]
795
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,480
TJ: BUT THEN,
THE BIGGEST CHANGE OF ALL,
796
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,160
SOMETHING THAT CAME
AS A COMPLETE SURPRISE.
797
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,840
GREETINGS,
FELLOW FIFTH GRADERS.
798
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,600
WHAT DO YOU WANT,
MENLOW?
799
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,200
WE'RE KIND OF BUSY
HANGIN' OUT.
800
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,720
AND A FINE JOB
YOU'RE DOING.
801
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,640
HOWEVER, AS KING FREDDY'S
NEW MESSENGER BOY,
802
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,200
IT IS MY OFFICIAL DUTY
TO TELL YOU
803
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,600
THAT THE KING
DESIRES YOUR PRESENCE.
804
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:58,560
WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
805
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,120
OH, HE DOESN'T WANT
TO PUNISH YOU.
806
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,440
HE HAS AN IMPORTANT
ANNOUNCEMENT,
807
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,040
SOMETHING I BELIEVE
YOU'LL ENJOY.
808
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,720
HURRY, NOW. HIS HIGHNESS
DOESN'T LIKE TO BE KEPT WAITING.
809
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,600
AN AUDIENCE
WITH THE NEW KING?
810
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:08,720
WHATEVER FOR,
I WONDER?
811
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:09,880
SOMETHING GOOD?
812
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,600
PERHAPS WE'RE TO BE
HIS MERRY BAND
813
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:12,680
OF COURT MUSICIANS!
814
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,040
SOMETHING BETTER
THAN THAT.
815
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,400
BUT SCHOOL
JUST STARTED.
816
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:16,960
WE DON'T DESERVE
ANYTHING GOOD YET.
817
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,480
TJ DOES.
I DO?
818
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,000
WELL, YEAH.
YOU SAVED THE SCHOOL
819
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,320
FROM ALL THOSE CRUMMY RULES.
IF I WAS KING,
820
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,480
I'D GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST
REWARD I COULD THINK OF.
821
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,360
HECK, I'D EVEN
MAKE YOU A KNIGHT.
822
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,360
A KNIGHT? REALLY?
YOU THINK HE MIGHT?
823
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,520
IT DOES SEEM LOGICAL.
824
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,080
WHAT A MAGNIFICENT
GESTURE.
825
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,960
HEY, CONGRATULATIONS,
TEEJ.
826
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,480
WELL, THANKS, VINCE.
827
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,560
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
LET'S GO!
828
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,360
PTOO! BLECCH! GUARD,
WHAT IS THIS WINGER DINGER
829
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,600
DOING IN MY MOUTH?
830
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,440
UH, SIR? YOU REQUESTED
A WINGER DINGER.
831
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,720
I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED
A MUNCHERRIFIC NUT-NUT BAR!
832
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,760
S-SORRY, YOUR--
833
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,240
OH, NO. IT IS I WHO
IS SORRY, GUARD...
834
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:53,640
FOR YOUR SAKE.
835
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,240
HMM. THIS CALLS FOR
SEVERE PUNISHMENT.
836
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,720
TJ: YOUR HIGHNESS,
WE HAVE ARRIVED.
837
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,560
HUH? WHO'S THERE?
838
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,400
IT'S ME, SIR--
TJ AND MY FRIENDS.
839
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,240
AND MIGHT I SAY IT IS
WITH GREAT HUMBLENESS
840
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,080
THAT I ACCEPT THE HONOR
YOU'RE ABOUT TO GIVE ME.
841
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,280
WHO IS THIS BOY,
842
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:08,000
AND WHAT IS
HE BABBLING ABOUT?
843
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,400
TJ DETWEILER,
YOUR FREDDYNESS.
844
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,040
HE'S THE BOY WHO
SAVED THE SCHOOL
845
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:12,280
FROM THE BOARD
OF EDUCATION.
846
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,160
OH, THAT OLD THING.
YES, YES, NIFTY.
847
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,280
NO SUBJECT, KIDS.
I'VE ORDERED YOU HERE
848
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,200
ABOUT AN ISSUE
OF ACTUAL IMPORTANCE.
849
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,880
WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
STEP BACK.
850
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,440
YOUR KING APPROACHES.
851
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,000
[MUSIC PLAYING]
852
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,800
[ALL GRUNT]
853
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,080
AS KING OF THIS PLAYGROUND,
854
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,400
I HEREBY FORMALLY EXTEND
TO YOU THIS INVITATION
855
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,480
TO JOIN THE SECRET FIFTH
AND SIXTH GRADERS CLUB.
856
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,480
FIFTH AND SIXTH GRADERS
CLUB? WHAT'S THAT?
857
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,720
YEAH, I NEVER
HEARD OF IT.
858
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,320
[ALL LAUGH]
859
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,440
[LAUGHTER STOPS]
860
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,080
OF COURSE
YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT.
861
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,080
UNTIL THIS YEAR,
YOU'VE BEEN FOURTH GRADERS.
862
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,640
THE SECRETS OF THE TOP SECRET
FIFTH AND SIXTH GRADERS CLUB
863
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,240
HAVE BEEN KEPT SECRET
FROM YOU.
864
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,600
BUT WHAT'S
THE CLUB FOR?
865
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,360
YEAH, WHAT'S IN IT
FOR US?
866
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,720
AH, THIS YOU MAY NOT KNOW
867
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,440
WITHOUT FIRST
TAKING THE OATH.
868
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,120
GUARD, THE OATH!
869
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,560
[CLEARS THROAT]
870
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:56,920
I, FIFTH OR SIXTH GRADER,
871
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,840
DO HEREBY SOLEMNLY SWEAR
NEVER TO DIVULGE THE SECRETS
872
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,160
OF THE SECRET FIFTH
AND SIXTH GRADER CLUB
873
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,440
TO ANYONE LITTLER THAN
A FIFTH OR SIXTH GRADER...
874
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,280
[ALL AGREE]
875
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,480
BECAUSE IF I DO,
THEN THE KING WILL THINK
876
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,520
OF A REALLY BAD
PUNISHMENT FOR ME.
877
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,680
EXCELLENT.
GLAD YOU BIG KIDS AGREE.
878
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,120
NOW FOLLOW ME.
879
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,680
NOTHING PERSONAL,
KING FREDDY,
880
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:21,920
BUT THIS
DOESN'T SEEM
881
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,200
LIKE MUCH
OF A CLUBHOUSE.
882
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,320
STOP THINKING LIKE
A FOURTH GRADER, DETWEILER.
883
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,880
THIS ISN'T THE CLUBHOUSE.
884
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,800
GUARDS, ANY K-THROUGH-4s
WATCHING?
885
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:29,800
WE'RE CLEAR, SIR.
886
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,040
VERY WELL.
887
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,120
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
888
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:36,720
[HISSES]
889
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:37,920
All: WHOA!
890
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,160
YES, YES,
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.
891
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,480
YOU MAY ENTER AFTER ME.
892
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,960
A SECRET
PASSAGEWAY?
893
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,280
THIS IS
MY KIND OF CLUB!
894
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,360
[ALL AGREE]
895
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,960
WHOA-OH-OH!
896
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,200
UHH! HUH?
897
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,240
QUICKLY, GUS,
ON YOUR FEET.
898
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,360
YEAH, SO YOU CAN
CHECK IT OUT.
899
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,080
WELCOME TO THE FIFTH
AND SIXTH GRADERS CLUB.
900
00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,160
[LAUGHING AND CHATTERING]
901
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,680
WELL, THEY'VE
DONE IT.
902
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:01,840
HELLO, NEWCOMERS.
903
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,840
HEYA, BUDS.
904
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:03,840
BOTTOMS UP.
905
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,360
HI, GUYS.
HEY.
906
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,120
All: LIKE,
PULL UP A CUSHION.
907
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,400
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
908
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,360
NOBODY TOLD ME THE ASHLEYS
WERE GONNA BE IN HERE.
909
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,600
OH, YEAH? BUT
NO ONE TOLD YOU
910
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,160
WE'D BE IN HERE,
NEITHER.
911
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,120
[LAUGHTER]
912
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,480
OH, MAN, YOU LET
LAWSON IN HERE?
913
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,200
WHAT KIND OF CLUB
IS THIS?
914
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,880
HEY, HEY, VINCE,
IT'S OK. IT'S COOL.
915
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,480
WE'RE ALL FIFTH AND
SIXTH GRADERS HERE.
916
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,040
SO?
SO...
917
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,560
IN THE FIFTH
AND SIXTH GRADERS CLUB,
918
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,480
FIFTH AND SIXTH GRADERS
ALL GET ALONG.
919
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,960
THERE AIN'T NO "US GUYS"
AND "THEM GUYS" NO MORE.
920
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,480
HERE, WE'RE ALL
"US GUYS",
921
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,520
EXCEPT THE GIRLS.
THEY'RE "US GIRLS."
922
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,680
WHAT ABOUT RANDALL?
923
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:36,840
AH, HE'S A SNITCH,
924
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:37,960
AND THEREFORE,
NOT A MEMBER.
925
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,960
ENJOY YOURSELVES!
AND REMEMBER,
926
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,280
KEEP THIS A SECRET
FROM THE LITTLE KIDS,
927
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,800
OR ELSE...
928
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,440
WELL, VINCE,
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
929
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,280
JOIN ME AND THE GUYS
IN A GAME OF CRAZY EIGHTS?
930
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,200
WELL...WHAT DO
YOU THINK, TEEJ?
931
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,200
YOU WANNA PLAY?
932
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,200
WHAT ARE YOU
PLAYIN' FOR?
933
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,520
CHEESY PRETZELS.
934
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,120
THERE'S A WHOLE BIG BOWL
OF THEM IN THE KITCHEN.
935
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,440
COUNT ME IN!
YOU GOT IT!
936
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:57,840
SO, LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT--
937
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,520
I CAN COME HANG OUT
NEAR YOU GUYS,
938
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,680
AND YOU WON'T ANNOY ME
OR ACT LIKE SNOBS?
939
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,280
OF COURSE NOT, SILLY.
940
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,680
SEEING AS HOW WE ARE ALL
FIFTH AND SIXTH GRADERS.
941
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,040
HEY, THEY'RE
PUTTING UP WITH ME.
942
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,240
SOMETHING I WOULD NEVER
HAVE DONE IN FOURTH GRADE.
943
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,560
YEAH, WELL,
ONLY I DON'T READ
944
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,480
THOSE DUMB
TEENYBOPPER MAGAZINES,
945
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,800
SO THERE'S NOTH--
HOLY PALOOKA!
946
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,320
IT'S SLAMDOWN SALLY,
947
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,160
QUEEN OF THE WRESTLIN'
TRUCKER CHICKS!
948
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,840
ONLY THE BEST
FOR US BIG KIDS.
949
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,760
MOVE OVER, LADIES.
I'M COMIN' IN!
950
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,080
YEE-HAW!
951
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,680
[LAUGHTER]
952
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,000
Mikey: HEY!
953
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,360
DON'T DO THAT.
954
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,560
DO THIS!
955
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,120
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
956
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:37,840
[ALL BELCH]
957
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,040
[ALL SIGH]
958
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:43,880
MAN, OH, MAN.
959
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,320
THAT WAS
SOME FUN.
960
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,360
I TELL YA, WHEN
I SAW THE LOOK--
961
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,560
LITTLE KIDS!
962
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,040
[WHISTLING]
963
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,160
[KIDS LAUGHING]
964
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,160
GOOD EYE,
GRETCH.
965
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:54,160
YEAH, CLOSE ONE.
966
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,160
WOULDN'T WANT
THE LITTLE KIDS
967
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,120
SPOILING OUR FUN.
968
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,880
OH, I WOULD BE WORRIED
ABOUT SPOILING
969
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,040
MUCH MORE THAN THAT.
970
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,040
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT?
971
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,480
DON'T YOU SEE? THE FIFTH
AND SIXTH GRADER CLUB
972
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:03,880
ISN'T JUST A PLACE
TO HAVE FUN.
973
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,760
IT'S A UTOPIAN EXPERIMENT
IN NICENESS AND EQUALITY.
974
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,960
YEAH. FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN MY LIFE,
975
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,440
BIG KIDS HUNG OUT WITH ME.
AND THEY DIDN'T BEAT ME UP!
976
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,680
GELMAN EVEN HUGGED ME.
977
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,760
THE CLUB IS
ONE BIG HUG, GUS.
978
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,360
A RAINBOW HUG
OF TOGETHERNESS.
979
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,840
UH, SURE, MIKEY.
980
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,120
AND AS LONG AS THERE ARE SALTY
SNACK FOODS, I'M IN THERE.
981
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,600
LET'S GO BACK
TOMORROW.
982
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,240
Vince: DON'T GOTTA
ASK ME TWICE.
983
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,040
AHH, THE BIG KID
LIFE, MIKEY.
984
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,920
IT'S THE WAY
LIFE WAS MEANT TO BE.
985
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,920
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
986
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,200
[NO AUDIO]
987
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,440
[ALL LAUGH]
988
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,440
[KIDS SHOUTING]
989
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,920
Gus: WELL, MY FIFTH
GRADE FRIENDS,
990
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,160
YET ANOTHER RECESS.
991
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,040
SHALL WE HEAD OFF
TO THE CLUBHOUSE?
992
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,040
BUT OF COURSE.
993
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,400
I GUESS THAT'S OK
WITH ME.
994
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:53,920
ALTHOUGH, GUS,
NOTHIN' PERSONAL,
995
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,720
BUT YOU MIGHT WANT
TO LAY OFF THE SNACK FOODS.
996
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,680
YEAH, WE'VE ONLY BEEN
GOING THERE FOR A WEEK,
997
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,240
AND YOU'VE REALLY
PACKED ON THE POUNDS.
998
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,240
WHAT, THIS? I GUESS
THAT'S CLUB LIFE FOR YA.
999
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,880
ASHLEY Q. SAYS IT MAKES ME
LOOK VERY DISTINGUISHED.
1000
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,040
YES, VINCE, AND I'VE
NEVER HEARD LAWSON
1001
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,400
CRITICIZE
GUS'S APPEARANCE.
1002
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,920
HEY, I'M NOT CRITICIZING.
JUST NOTICING IS ALL.
1003
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,400
WELL, I AM CRITICIZING.
1004
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,080
HOW COME EVERY TIME
WE GO DOWN THERE,
1005
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,720
YOU END UP HANGIN' OUT
WITH THOSE GOONS?
1006
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,520
PLEASE, SPINELLI,
THEY'RE OUR FRIENDS.
1007
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,360
HEY, GUYS, YOU WANNA PLAY
KICKBALL WITH US?
1008
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,160
YOU KNOW, A GOOD OLD
GAME OF KICKBALL
1009
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,400
ACTUALLY DOES
SOUND GOOD.
1010
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,160
BUT VINCE,
THEY'RE FOURTH GRADERS.
1011
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,920
SO? WHAT DO
YOU SAY, GUYS?
1012
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,200
YEAH. I THINK A LITTLE
FRESH AIR MIGHT DO ME GOOD.
1013
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,400
COOL!
COUNT ME IN!
1014
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,400
THEN YOU'RE ON.
1015
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,480
MEET YOU
ON THE FIELD.
1016
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:33,400
YOU GOT IT.
1017
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,840
ALL RIGHT!
1018
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,240
YOU GUYS COMIN'?
1019
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,800
YOU CAN'T
BE SERIOUS.
1020
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,400
YEAH, WHY WOULD WE
HANG OUT
1021
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,000
ON THE PLAYGROUND
WITH LITTLE KIDS
1022
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,360
WHEN WE COULD BE TREATED
SO GREAT BY BIG KIDS?
1023
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:44,800
TO THE CLUB,
GUS?
1024
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,560
NATURALLY, MIKEY.
TO THE CLUB.
1025
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,200
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1026
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,960
[LAUGHTER]
1027
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,400
THIS IS THE VERY
FUNNIEST JOKE
1028
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,400
I'VE EVER HEARD.
1029
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,400
HEY, CHUMS,
I HAVE ANOTHER ONE.
1030
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,160
WHY DID THE FOURTH GRADER
CROSS THE ROAD?
1031
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,520
BEATS ME, GUS. WHY?
1032
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,240
BECAUSE HE STARTED
SUCKING HIS THUMB
1033
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,040
AND LOST CONTROL
OF HIS TRICYCLE!
1034
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:06,240
[ALL LAUGH]
1035
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,720
THERE THEY ARE
AGAIN,
1036
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:08,960
HANGIN' WITH
THEIR NEW BUDDIES
1037
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,120
AND LAUGHIN' IT UP.
1038
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,840
IT'S BAD ENOUGH THEY
HANG OUT WITH THOSE GUYS
1039
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,000
IN THE CLUBHOUSE,
1040
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,560
BUT NOW THEY'RE EATIN'
LUNCH WITH 'EM, TOO?
1041
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,840
I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH THAT, IS THERE?
1042
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,160
I JUST FIGURED
BY NOW
1043
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,680
THEY'D GET KINDA
SICK OF 'EM.
1044
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,680
[LAUGHTER]
1045
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,200
YES, WELL,
I HATE TO SAY THIS,
1046
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,960
BUT I'M STARTING
TO GET A LITTLE SICK
1047
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,000
OF GUS AND MIKEY.
1048
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,880
THEY ARE GETTING
A LITTLE ANNOYING.
1049
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,160
BUT IT'S NOTHING
A LITTLE TIME
1050
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,720
WITH YOUR OLD BUDDIES
WON'T FIX.
1051
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,120
COME ON, VINCE.
LET'S GO TALK TO 'EM.
1052
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,880
AND SO THE FIRST GRADER SAYS
TO THE OTHER FIRST GRADER,
1053
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,640
"DUH, WHAT DO I KNOW?
1054
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,680
I'M JUST A DUMB
FIRST GRADER." GET IT?
1055
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,200
[ALL LAUGH]
1056
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,280
HEY, GUYS.
1057
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,720
HELLO,
TJ AND VINCE.
1058
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,320
PULL UP 2 CHAIRS,
FIFTH GRADERS.
1059
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,720
OH, THANKS,
BUT NO THANKS.
1060
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,280
WE JUST WANTED TO
SEE IF MIKEY AND GUS
1061
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,400
WOULD LIKE TO COME
EAT WITH US.
1062
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,960
THANKS, TJ,
BUT WE'RE HAVING
1063
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,320
A PRETTY GOOD TIME
OVER HERE.
1064
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,880
YEAH, I CAN HEAR
YOU LAUGHING.
1065
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,040
YOU GUYS ARE
ALWAYS LAUGHING.
1066
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,240
WHAT'S SO FUNNY ANYWAY?
1067
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,240
WHY, EVERYONE
1068
00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,840
BUT US FIFTH
AND SIXTH GRADERS!
1069
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:01,120
LITTLE KIDS
ARE PINT-SIZED,
1070
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,440
AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW
THEIR KNOWLEDGE YET.
1071
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,920
THEY'RE PATHETICALLY
AMUSING.
1072
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:05,680
BUT I THOUGHT YOU GUYS
LIKED LITTLE KIDS.
1073
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:06,720
OH, VINCE,
1074
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,400
IT'S ONLY A BIT
OF HARMLESS FUN.
1075
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,320
YEAH, WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW
WON'T HURT 'EM.
1076
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,320
AND BELIEVE ME,
THOSE GUYS ARE SO DUMB,
1077
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,760
THEY DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'!
1078
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,320
[ALL LAUGHING]
1079
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,360
FELLOWS, I THINK
I'M DONE WITH MY LUNCH.
1080
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,800
LET'S HEAD OUT FOR SOME
AFTER-LUNCH EATING AT THE CLUB.
1081
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,880
[ALL AGREE]
1082
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,880
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
1083
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,200
[KIDS CHATTERING]
1084
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,760
DON'T BE
STRANGERS, TJ.
1085
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,560
YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME
AT THE CLUB.
1086
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,560
THEY'VE GONE OVER
TO THE BAD SIDE, TEEJ.
1087
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,000
WE'VE LOST THEM
FOR GOOD.
1088
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:34,960
YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT,
VINCE.
1089
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,040
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND,
MAYBE THEY'RE RIGHT.
1090
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,360
AT LEAST ONE LAST TIME,
1091
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,120
MAYBE WE SHOULD DROP IN
AT THE CLUB.
1092
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,120
Menlow: AH, GOOD MORNING,
FIVE AND SIXERS.
1093
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,200
HERE BRIGHT AND EARLY
1094
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,840
FOR YOUR REGULAR VISIT
TO THE STEAM ROOM?
1095
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,920
SORRY TO DRAG YOU OUT HERE
BEFORE SCHOOL, MENLOW.
1096
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
SUCH IS ONE'S FATE
1097
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,440
WHEN ONE IS THE KING'S
MESSENGER BOY
1098
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:53,680
AND LOCKSMITH LAD.
1099
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,560
FOLLOW ME.
I'LL OPEN UP THE CLUBHOUSE.
1100
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,440
ASSUMING THERE ARE
NO LITTLE CHILDREN WATCHING,
1101
00:33:58,520 --> 00:33:59,800
I'LL SIMPLY--HELLO!
1102
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:01,600
THE ENTRANCE--
IT'S ALREADY OPEN!
1103
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:02,720
BUT THAT CAN'T BE!
1104
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:03,880
[FOOTSTEPS]
1105
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,880
THE ONLY PEOPLE
WHO KNOW THE COMBINATION
1106
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,000
ARE THE KING AND ME!
1107
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,200
SOMEONE BROKE IN?
1108
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,560
I MUST ALERT
KING FREDDY.
1109
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:10,720
WHAT DO WE DO?
1110
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:11,880
WHO DO YOU THINK
IS IN THERE?
1111
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,120
IT'S A DEADLY
KILLER THIEF!
1112
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,720
CARRILLO, GO IN
AND FIND OUT.
1113
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,240
OK.
1114
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,880
Carrillo: AW, SHOOT.
IT'S JUST SOME FIFTH GRADERS.
1115
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,760
DETWEILER? WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS DOING DOWN HERE?
1116
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,840
WE JUST THOUGHT WE'D DROP BY
FOR AN EARLY MORNING VISIT.
1117
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,360
WHAT A WONDERFUL
COINCIDENCE. SO DID WE.
1118
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,600
YEAH, ONLY WE SHOULD
PROBABLY LET YOU KNOW--
1119
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,480
WE INVITED A FEW SPECIAL
GUESTS ALONG, TOO,
1120
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,760
AND THEY AREN'T FIFTH
OR SIXTH GRADERS.
1121
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:34,920
HI, BIG KIDS.
1122
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,080
NICE PLACE
YOU GOT HERE.
1123
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,240
[ALL GASP]
1124
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,560
ARE YOU OUT OF
YOUR BRAIN?!
1125
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:39,800
THOSE 2 GUYS
ARE FIRST GRADERS!
1126
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,160
YOU CAN'T BRING THEM
IN HERE!
1127
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,160
HOW COME NOT?
1128
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:43,400
YOU'RE A LITTLE KID!
1129
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,080
THAT'S RIGHT,
HECTOR AND TUBBY.
1130
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,920
AND THIS CLUBHOUSE
IS FOR BIG KIDS.
1131
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,320
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1132
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,200
YEAH, GUYS, I'M SORRY,
BUT YOU GOTTA
1133
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,320
EXPLAIN THINGS BETTER TO
HECTOR AND TUBBY HERE.
1134
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,000
THEY ARE JUST FIRST
GRADERS, AFTER ALL.
1135
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,040
SO, WHY IS IT AGAIN
THEY CAN'T COME IN HERE?
1136
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,200
MIKEY? GUS?
1137
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,840
WELL...BECAUSE--
1138
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,240
BECAUSE THEY--
1139
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,520
'CAUSE FIRST GRADERS ARE
A BUNCH OF BABIES, THAT'S WHY!
1140
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,520
THEY RUIN EVERYTHING.
1141
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,520
THEY'RE STUPID.
1142
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,520
THEY GOT NO MANNERS.
1143
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,520
THEY SMELL
LIKE CAT FOOD.
1144
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,360
HEY! NOW WAIT
JUST A MINUTE!
1145
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,520
WAIT A MINUTE NOTHING!
1146
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,360
ALL MY LIFE,
I WORKED TO BE A BIG KID,
1147
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,040
AND I AIN'T LETTIN'
SOME LITTLE BABIES RUIN IT!
1148
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:14,800
BUT YOU CAN'T JUST SAY
SUCH TERRIBLE THINGS
1149
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:15,960
RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM.
1150
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,960
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
YOU'VE BEEN SAYIN' STUFF
1151
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,360
BEHIND THEIR BACKS
ALL ALONG.
1152
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,240
NOW, COME ON.
ARE YOU BIG KIDS OR NOT?
1153
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,000
I AM A BIG KID,
1154
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,160
BUT I HAVE A FEELING
I'VE BEEN A VERY BAD ONE.
1155
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:30,320
GOSH, MIKEY,
WE'VE BEEN JERKS.
1156
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,360
UHH! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
I DEMAND TO KNOW.
1157
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,240
DETWEILER AND THOSE GUYS LET
THESE 2 FIRST GRADER GUYS
1158
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,920
INTO THE FIFTH
AND SIXTH GRADE CLUBHOUSE!
1159
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,720
FIRST GRADERS? THIS IS
A BETRAYAL OF EVERYTHING
1160
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,760
THE FIFTH AND SIXTH GRADER
CLUB STANDS FOR!
1161
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,560
I HAVE NO CHOICE
BUT TO THINK UP
1162
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,560
THE MOST SEVERE
PUNISHMENT IMAGINABLE.
1163
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,280
THEN, SIR, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO PUNISH ME, TOO.
1164
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,360
AND ME, BECAUSE
WE TRULY DESERVE IT.
1165
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,800
HECTOR, TUBBY,
1166
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,000
WE'RE VERY,
VERY SORRY.
1167
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,440
VERY WELL, THEN.
I SHALL PUNISH YOU ALL.
1168
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,480
NO, FREDDY.
NO, YOU SHALL NOT.
1169
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:00,520
KING BOB!
1170
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:01,680
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?
1171
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,360
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
IN SEVENTH GRADE NOW.
1172
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,720
I AM, BUT DETWEILER
CONTACTED ME LAST NIGHT
1173
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,720
AND ASKED FOR MY HELP.
AS A FORMER KING,
1174
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,520
I WAS ABLE TO LET MY FRIENDS
HERE IN AHEAD OF YOU.
1175
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,840
BUT WHY WOULD YOU
DO SUCH A THING?
1176
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,160
SURELY
YOU REALIZE THAT--
1177
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,240
I REALIZE I'VE HEARD
1178
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:15,880
SOME VERY DISTURBING
THINGS, FREDDY.
1179
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,800
THIS CLUBHOUSE,
THIS PLACE OF LEISURE,
1180
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,280
IT HAS BECOME A HOTBED
OF INTOLERANCE
1181
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,160
TOWARD LITTLE KIDS.
1182
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,480
SO, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THAT?
1183
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:22,920
WHAT DO I CARE
WHAT YOU SAY?
1184
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,360
YOU DON'T EVEN
GO HERE NO MORE.
1185
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,080
NO, I DON'T.
BUT NEXT YEAR,
1186
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:27,760
WHEN YOU MOVE ON TO
THE SEVENTH GRADE,
1187
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:28,960
I'LL BE
AN EIGHTH GRADER,
1188
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,000
WAITING FOR YOU.
1189
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,840
AND THEN YOU'LL SEE
WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT.
1190
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:32,880
OH.
1191
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,360
HECTOR, TUBBY,
1192
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,720
PLEASE
FORGIVE ME.
1193
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,600
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT GOT INTO US.
1194
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,880
WELL, GUS, THIS PLACE
IS PRETTY COOL.
1195
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,240
IT'S EASY TO SEE WHY YOU
HUNG AROUND HERE SO MUCH.
1196
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,920
BUT I GUESS IF ALL YOU DO
IS HANG AROUND
1197
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,360
WITH PEOPLE
WHO ARE JUST LIKE YOU,
1198
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,240
YOU START FORGETTING
HOW OTHER PEOPLE FEEL.
1199
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:48,720
AND SOMETIMES
YOU EVEN START THINKING
1200
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:49,840
YOU'RE BETTER THAN THEM.
1201
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,280
WELL SPOKEN, DETWEILER.
1202
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,200
I SEE YOUR SPEECH-MAKING
ABILITIES HAVE NOT DECLINED
1203
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,320
IN MY ABSENCE.
1204
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,200
AS FOR YOU, FREDDY,
YOUR JOB IS TO SEE
1205
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:57,760
THAT ALL KIDS
ARE TREATED FAIRLY,
1206
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,560
EVEN THE LITTLE ONES.
REMEMBER,
1207
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,520
THERE WILL ALWAYS BE KIDS
WHO ARE BIGGER THAN YOU,
1208
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,520
WHO CONSIDER YOU
A LITTLE KID, TOO.
1209
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,320
NEVERTHELESS, DETWEILER
AND HIS FRIENDS
1210
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,080
HAVE BROKEN THE RULES,
AND THEREFORE,
1211
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,480
THEY ARE TO BE COVERED
IN LARD,
1212
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,880
DRAGGED ACROSS
THE MONKEY BARS,
1213
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,880
AND COOKED
BY THE CAFETERIA LADIES.
1214
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,720
UH, DON'T YOU THINK
THAT'S A BIT HARSH?
1215
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,280
UHH. OH, VERY WELL.
1216
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:17,840
THEY ARE HEREBY
KICKED OUT
1217
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,760
OF THE FIFTH AND
SIXTH GRADERS CLUB.
1218
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:20,840
THAT'S OK WITH ME.
1219
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:21,840
Both:
US, TOO.
1220
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,320
Lawson: WELL, HA HA HA.
1221
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,080
HEY, DUMBWEILER.
1222
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,960
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, DETWIENER,
I'M TALKIN' TO YOU,
1223
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,440
AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS, TOO,
YOU BIG BUNCH OF LOSERS!
1224
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,000
NOW THAT YOU'RE KICKED OUT
OF THE CLUB,
1225
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,760
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE PLAY YOU AT KICKBALL
1226
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,760
AND PROVE WHAT A BUNCH
OF LOSERS YOU REALLY ARE?
1227
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,200
WHAT DO I SAY?
I SAY YOU'RE ON!
1228
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:39,360
All: YEAH!
1229
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,440
AND I ALSO SAY,
IT'S GREAT TO SEE
1230
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,320
THAT THINGS
ARE BACK TO NORMAL.
1231
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,360
TJ: AND THINGS REALLY DID
SEEM BACK TO NORMAL.
1232
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,360
WEEK AFTER NORMAL WEEK
WENT BY.
1233
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,760
SEPTEMBER
TURNED INTO OCTOBER.
1234
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,240
GUS GOT SOME EXERCISE
AND LOST ALL THAT WEIGHT.
1235
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,920
Gus: AAAAAAAH!
1236
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,280
TJ: BUT THE NEW SCHOOL YEAR
HAD ONE MORE SURPRISE
1237
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,600
IN STORE FOR US,
1238
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,560
ALL OF WHICH BRINGS ME BACK
TO WHERE I BEGAN MY TALE--
1239
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:03,680
HALLOWEEN.
1240
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:04,800
BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
1241
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,400
THIS YEAR,
HALLOWEEN CAME CLOSE
1242
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,120
TO BEING
THE WORST NIGHT EVER.
1243
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,080
[SCARY MUSIC PLAYING]
1244
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,800
Gus: AAH! IT'S HIDEOUS!
1245
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,280
IT'S TERRIFYING!
1246
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,160
AND IT'S JUST THE COSTUME
I'M LOOKING FOR.
1247
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:17,960
GUS GRISWALD IS...
GARNOFF THE BULBOUS!
1248
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,240
WHEN'S SCHOOL
IS OUT TODAY,
1249
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,920
I'M HEADIN' RIGHT IN THERE
AND BUYIN' IT.
1250
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:21,960
GOOD CHOICE, GUS.
1251
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,440
YEAH, GARNOFF
IS WICKED.
1252
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,000
WONDERFULLY WICKED.
UNFORTUNATELY,
1253
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,920
THAT GIRL IN THERE
SEEMS TO THINK SO, TOO.
1254
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,640
HUH?
1255
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:29,640
NO!
1256
00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:31,720
MR. KELSO,
YOU CAN'T SELL THAT!
1257
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,360
[MUFFLED] IT'S THE LAST ONE
IN THE STORE!
1258
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,120
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
TO YOU, TOO, GUS.
1259
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:36,960
AW, NOW WHAT
AM I GONNA DO?
1260
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,000
DON'T SWEAT IT,
GUS.
1261
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,400
YOU'VE GOT
A WHOLE 12 HOURS
1262
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,120
TILL THE OFFICIAL START
OF TRICK OR TREATING.
1263
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,280
I BET YOU'VE ALREADY
GOT A GREAT COSTUME.
1264
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,400
YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU
GOIN' AS THIS YEAR?
1265
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,280
TJ: WELL, WITH
ALL RESPECTS TO GARNOFF,
1266
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,520
WHO DOESN'T REALLY EXIST,
1267
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,160
I'M GOING AS THE REAL
SCARIEST THING ON EARTH--
1268
00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:53,080
A FLESH-EATING ZOMBIE.
1269
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,400
A ZOMBIE? THAT IS
SO OLD SCHOOL.
1270
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,520
YOU WANT SCARY?
3 LITTLE WORDS--
1271
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,240
GRAVE-ROBBING GHOUL.
1272
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,640
OH, PLEASE.
TALK ABOUT OLD SCHOOL.
1273
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:02,840
UM, EXCUSE ME,
1274
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,640
BUT WHAT EXACTLY
IS THE DIFFERENCE
1275
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:06,160
BETWEEN
A FLESH-EATING ZOMBIE
1276
00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:07,200
AND A GRAVE-ROBBING
GHOUL?
1277
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,360
OH, YOU'LL SEE TONIGHT.
1278
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,680
THE FLESH-EATING ZOMBIE
WILL BE THE SCARY ONE.
1279
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,960
NUH-UH. HE'LL BE THE ONE
GETTIN' HIS PANTS SCARED OFF
1280
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,280
BY THE GRAVE-ROBBING
GHOUL.
1281
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,840
I'M SURE YOU'LL BOTH
BE VERY SCARY.
1282
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,000
BUT NO ONE WILL BE AS
FRIGHTENING AS SPINELLI.
1283
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,480
OH, YEAH! SPINELLI ALWAYS
HAS THE BEST COSTUME.
1284
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,400
REMEMBER LAST YEAR
WHEN SHE WAS A MUTANT
1285
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,040
WITH PUS SHOOTING OUT
OF HER EYES?
1286
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,160
A TASTY CONCOCTION
OF SPRAY CHEESE
1287
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:27,600
AND PISTACHIO
PUDDING.
1288
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,000
YEAH. I GOTTA ADMIT,
SHE WAS SCARY.
1289
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:31,720
AND SHE SURE
RAKED IN THE CANDY.
1290
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,440
NOBODY HAS THE HALLOWEEN
SPIRIT LIKE SPINELLI.
1291
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,320
Gus: HEY, WHERE IS
SPINELLI ANYWAY?
1292
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,680
TJ: PROBABLY LATE MAKIN'
A BIG OLD BATCH OF FAKE BLOOD.
1293
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,000
SHE'LL CATCH UP TO US.
1294
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,360
SPINELLI?
1295
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,000
OH. HEY, GUYS.
1296
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,840
IT'S HALLOWEEN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN CLASS
1297
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:46,160
BEFORE THE BELL EVEN RINGS?
1298
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:47,360
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
1299
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:48,880
EARLY TO BED,
EARLY TO RISE. HEH.
1300
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,080
[BELL RINGS]
1301
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,800
ALL RIGHT, QUIET DOWN,
YOU MISCREANTS,
1302
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,000
AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
1303
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,600
I KNOW HOW YOU ALL
LOVE THIS DAY,
1304
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,080
SO I'VE PREPARED
A SPECIAL TREAT.
1305
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,720
[KIDS MURMUR]
1306
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,640
YAM CUPCAKES
WITH PRUNE ICING!
1307
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,960
THERE'S ONLY ENOUGH FOR
ONE APIECE, SO DON'T BE GREEDY!
1308
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,000
UH, MISS FINSTER?
1309
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,440
THANKS FOR
THE CUPCAKES AND ALL,
1310
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:06,680
BUT I CAN'T HELP
WONDERING,
1311
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,640
HOW COME YOU DRESSED UP
AS A BIG MOSQUITO?
1312
00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:10,360
A MOSQUITO?
I'M NOT A MOSQUITO.
1313
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,520
I'M A FAIRY PRINCESS!
1314
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,240
Randall: WHY, MISS FINSTER,
WHAT A SURPRISE!
1315
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,480
LOOK AT ME. I'M DRESSED
AS A FAIRY PRINCE!
1316
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,520
I HAD NO IDEA WE'D MATCH,
BUT ISN'T IT GREAT?
1317
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,520
SORRY, RANDALL. THIS IS
THE ONE DAY OF THE YEAR
1318
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,440
WHEN YOU DON'T GET
POINTS FOR KISSIN' UP.
1319
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:22,320
AW.
1320
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,480
ALL RIGHT. PHASE 2
OF OUR CLASSROOM FUN.
1321
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,760
I NEED SOMEONE TO LEAD US
1322
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,920
SINGIN' SWEET TOOTH IGOR,
THE CANDY-LOVIN' VAMPIRE BAT.
1323
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,280
SPINELLI!
1324
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,160
YOU'RE A BIG FAN
OF HALLOWEEN TRADITIONS.
1325
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:33,120
START SINGIN'!
1326
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:34,040
UH, THANKS,
1327
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,680
BUT NO, THANKS,
MISS FINSTER.
1328
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,840
Both: LIKE, PICK US,
MISS FINSTER, PICK US!
1329
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,200
WE ARE SUCH TOTALLY
BETTER SINGERS ANYWAY.
1330
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,800
ALL RIGHT, ASHLEYS,
FRONT AND CENTER.
1331
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,720
AND AFTER THAT,
WE'LL BOB FOR PICKLES.
1332
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,280
THEN, A SPELLING TEST.
ENJOY.
1333
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,520
[HALLOWEEN MUSIC PLAYING]
1334
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:54,360
♪ IGOR THE SWEET-TOOTHED
VAMPIRE BAT ♪
1335
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:58,200
♪ HAD VERY,
VERY POINTY FANGS ♪
1336
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:01,920
♪ AND IF HE EVER
LANDED ON YOU ♪
1337
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,640
♪ YOU MIGHT JUMP AND SHOUT
ALL DAY ♪
1338
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:09,280
♪ BUT DON'T BE SCARED
OF IGOR ♪
1339
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:13,200
♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU WANNA KNOW
THE TRUTH ♪
1340
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:17,160
♪ HE NEVER BITES
US HUMANS ♪
1341
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:20,720
♪ 'CAUSE HE'S GOT
A VERY, VERY SWEET TOOTH ♪
1342
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
I'VE GOT IT! I'LL
DRESS UP AS ZOOL,
1343
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,480
ARMORED OGRE
OF DOOM.
1344
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:26,880
I KNOW
NO OTHER KID'S
1345
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,280
GONNA BE DRESSED
AS ZOOL.
1346
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,480
EXCUSE ME, PEOPLE.
OUT OF MY WAY, PLEASE.
1347
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,480
STEP ASIDE, NOW. YOU DON'T
WANNA MESS WITH ZOOL.
1348
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,680
IT'S OK, GUS.
1349
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:34,880
YOU'LL THINK
OF SOMETHING ELSE.
1350
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,120
I'M SURE HE WILL,
VINCE.
1351
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,400
BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M THINKIN'?
1352
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,800
HOW COME WE'RE ALL
STANDIN' IN LINE
1353
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,080
FOR OUR HALLOWEEN
MYSTERY LUNCH,
1354
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,440
BUT SPINELLI'S
SITTIN' OVER THERE,
1355
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,040
EATIN' A BAD LUNCH
FROM HOME?
1356
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:44,200
WELL, THAT'S WEIRD.
1357
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:45,640
THE CAFETERIA'S
MYSTERY LUNCH
1358
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,640
IS ONE OF THE HIGH
POINTS OF THE HOLIDAY.
1359
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:50,040
[SNIFFS] MM. MYSTERIOUS.
1360
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,760
NOT AS MYSTERIOUS
AS SPINELLI.
1361
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,000
COME ON.
1362
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,240
HI THERE, SPINELLI.
1363
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:56,360
MIND IF WE SIT
WITH YOU?
1364
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,720
AUTUMN IS THE SEASON OF
TOGETHERNESS, AFTER ALL.
1365
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,040
UH, SURE.
PULL UP A BENCH.
1366
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,080
I GOTTA SAY, SPINELLI,
1367
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,480
I'M A LITTLE WORRIED
ABOUT YOU.
1368
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:04,480
IT'S HALLOWEEN,
1369
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:05,920
BUT YOU DIDN'T WALK
WITH US THIS MORNING,
1370
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,160
YOU DIDN'T SING IN CLASS,
1371
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:09,000
AND NOW YOU'RE NOT EVEN
EATIN' THE MYSTERY LUNCH.
1372
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,440
COULD IT BE
THAT YOU SIMPLY WORE
1373
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:11,840
THE SPINELLI COSTUME
TO SCHOOL,
1374
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,440
BUT YOU'RE REALLY
NOT SPINELLI AT ALL?
1375
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:14,920
ALL RIGHT, GELMAN,
ENOUGH ALREADY!
1376
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:15,840
COME OUT OF THERE!
1377
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,440
IT'S OK, GUS.
IT'S ME.
1378
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,160
I'VE JUST CHANGED,
IS ALL.
1379
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:20,400
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1380
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,440
LOOK, I DIDN'T WANT TO
BOTHER YOU GUYS WITH THIS
1381
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,280
'CAUSE I KNEW YOU'D BE
ALL INTO HALLOWEEN,
1382
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,000
AND I DIDN'T WANT
TO SPOIL IT FOR YOU.
1383
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,680
THAT, SPINELLI,
IS IMPOSSIBLE.
1384
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:28,680
SO, CONTINUE.
1385
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,680
[SIGHS] WELL, OK.
1386
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,560
IT ALL HAPPENED
YESTERDAY
1387
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,560
AT THE PUMPKIN
PATCH.
1388
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,080
[HARP CHORDS]
1389
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,000
Spinelli: IT STARTED OUT
LIKE EVERY OTHER TRIP
1390
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,480
I'VE TAKEN TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH
EVERY HALLOWEEN.
1391
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,560
I WAS REALLY
LOOKIN' FORWARD TO IT.
1392
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,120
Father:
HERE WE ARE, POOKY--
1393
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,440
COLONEL JACK'S
PUMPKIN PATCH.
1394
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,760
ISN'T IT GREAT, HONEY?
THIS PLACE HASN'T CHANGED
1395
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,640
SINCE WE FIRST
BROUGHT YOU HERE AS A BABY.
1396
00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:50,920
I'M GONNA GO PICK OUT
1397
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,800
THE FREAKIEST-LOOKIN'
PUMPKIN I CAN FIND!
1398
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,000
TOO ROUND.
1399
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,200
TOO CUTE.
1400
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,960
TOO PRETTY.
1401
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,160
TOO SMOOTH.
1402
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:01,600
AHA! PERFECT!
1403
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:03,800
YOU ARE GONNA MAKE
THE UGLIEST,
1404
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,200
SCARIEST--UHH--
1405
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,440
CREEPIEST JACK-O'-LANTERN
ON THE BLOCK.
1406
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,680
Lawson:
JACK-O'-LANTERN?
1407
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:09,880
WELL, WELL, WELL.
1408
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,120
SPINELLI'S GONNA MAKE
1409
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,080
A LITTLE-BITTY
JACK-O'-LANTERN.
1410
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,560
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THAT?
1411
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:15,560
[ALL LAUGH]
1412
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:16,720
BEAT IT, LAWSON!
1413
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,800
AND SO WHAT IF I'M MAKIN'
A JACK-O'-LANTERN?
1414
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,360
YOU GUYS
GOT PUMPKINS, TOO!
1415
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,800
OH, WE AIN'T
GONNA CARVE 'EM.
1416
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,960
WE'RE GONNA BUST 'EM
OPEN WITH HEAVY STUFF.
1417
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:25,400
I GOT A BRICK
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
1418
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,480
HEY, SPINELLI,
1419
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:27,840
I BET YOU'RE GOIN' OUT
TRICK-OR-TREATIN'.
1420
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:28,840
OF COURSE I AM.
1421
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,360
WELL, THAT'S
JUST HILARIOUS.
1422
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,680
YOU'RE A FIFTH GRADER!
NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
1423
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,680
YOU'LL BE
IN SIXTH GRADE, LIKE US.
1424
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,720
AND THEN IN EIGHT GRADE,
AND WHATEVER COMES NEXT.
1425
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,200
SO WHAT?
SO....
1426
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:39,600
HALLOWEEN
IS FOR BABIES!
1427
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:40,640
LOOK AROUND!
1428
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,200
YOU'RE THE OLDEST
KID OUT HERE,
1429
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,720
EXCEPT FOR US.
1430
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,520
ME WANT PUMPKIN!
MINE! MINE! MINE!
1431
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,320
Lawson: SPINELLI'S
A FIFTH GRADE BABY!
1432
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,080
HA HA!
YOU GOTTA STOP
1433
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,920
TRICK-OR-TREATIN'
SOMETIME, SPINELLI.
1434
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,120
SO WHEN'S
IT GONNA BE?
1435
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,600
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS,
LAWSON. NOW BEAT IT!
1436
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,320
OH, WE'LL BEAT IT,
SPINELLI.
1437
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,960
YES, WE WILL BEAT IT.
COME ON, GUYS.
1438
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,560
[ALL LAUGH]
1439
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:01,880
STUPID GOOMBAHS.
1440
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,400
Mother: OH, SWEETIE.
1441
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,320
I SEE YOU'VE ALREADY
GOT A PUMPKIN.
1442
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:06,600
HEY,
THAT'S A BEAUTY.
1443
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,600
WELL, NOT REALLY.
BUT GOOD JOB.
1444
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:09,720
THANKS.
1445
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,240
UH, CAN WE GO NOW?
1446
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:12,960
GO? BUT WE JUST
GOT HERE.
1447
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,640
DON'T YOU WANT TO MAKE
A CANDY APPLE WITCH?
1448
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,560
YOU ALWAYS MAKE
A CANDY APPLE WITCH.
1449
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,240
UH, YOU KNOW,
I KINDA SUDDENLY
1450
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,680
JUST DON'T FEEL
LIKE IT,
1451
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,920
SO LET'S BUY THE
PUMPKIN AND GO, OK?
1452
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,600
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
BUT NOT BEFORE
1453
00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:26,120
I GET A PICTURE OF YOU
SITTING ON THE GIANT PUMPKIN.
1454
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,960
I'VE GOT A PICTURE
OF YOU EVERY YEAR
1455
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,120
SINCE YOU WERE A BABY.
1456
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,000
[CRYING]
1457
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:32,600
SMILE, SWEETIE.
[CLICK]
1458
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,400
OH, WHAT
A GOOD GIRL.
1459
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,680
THAT'LL MAKE
AN ADORABLE PICTURE.
1460
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,920
OK, SWEETIE,
YOUR TURN.
1461
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,800
THERE YOU GO.
1462
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,800
NOW SMILE AND SAY,
"SPOOKY."
1463
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,480
[SIGHS] SPOOK...Y?
1464
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,520
AAH!
1465
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,600
[KIDS CHATTERING]
1466
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,360
YAY! WE PLAY IN
MESSY PUMPKIN STUFF!
1467
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,760
[ALL LAUGHING]
1468
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,080
AW, BABY, I'M SO SORRY.
1469
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,400
I GUESS YOU'VE GOTTEN
TOO BIG TO SIT ON THE PUMPKIN.
1470
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:01,560
WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT,
POOKY?
1471
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,920
BOY, YOU REALLY
MUST BE GROWING UP.
1472
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,600
[HARP CHORDS]
1473
00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:07,240
AND SO,
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
1474
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:08,800
FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN HIS LIFE,
1475
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,560
LAWSON WAS RIGHT
ABOUT SOMETHING.
1476
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,200
I AM TOO BIG
FOR HALLOWEEN.
1477
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,840
THAT'S CRAZY TALK,
SPINELLI.
1478
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,280
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP
HALLOWEEN
1479
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,120
JUST BECAUSE OF
A DEFECTIVE PUMPKIN.
1480
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,440
IT'S NOT JUST
THE PUMPKIN. IT'S ME.
1481
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,200
SUDDENLY I'M JUST
NOT INTO IT.
1482
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,480
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'.
1483
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:23,520
YOU'LL GET BACK
INTO IT
1484
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,640
AS SOON AS YOU
PUT ON YOUR COSTUME.
1485
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:26,400
AND ONCE WE GET
OUR TRICK-OR-TREATING.
1486
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:27,520
All: YEAH.
1487
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,360
LOOK, GUYS, I TOLD YOU
I REALLY DIDN'T WANT
1488
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,760
TO TALK ABOUT THIS
WITH YOU.
1489
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,000
I DON'T HAVE A COSTUME,
1490
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,920
SO YOU GO AHEAD AND MAKE
YOUR PLANS WITHOUT ME.
1491
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,480
'CAUSE MY TRICK-OR-TREATIN'
DAYS ARE OVER.
1492
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,840
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1493
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,160
Mother: ALL RIGHT,
SWEETIE.
1494
00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:42,520
THERE'S A NUMBER
ON THE FRIDGE
1495
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:43,840
WHERE YOU CAN
REACH US TONIGHT.
1496
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,880
OH, AND DID I TELL YOU?
THERE'S MORE CANDY
1497
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,360
IN THE PANTRY
IF YOU RUN LOW.
1498
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,200
ONLY ABOUT
A HUNDRED TIMES.
1499
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,280
HEY, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T
WANNA GO TRICK-OR-TREATIN'?
1500
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,120
YEAH, DAD.
FOR THE 200th TIME,
1501
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,120
I'M SURE.
1502
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,640
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S
EVERYTHING, THEN.
1503
00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:57,120
WHOA. NOT EVERYTHING.
1504
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,840
PUT THIS ON WHEN
YOU ANSWER THE DOOR.
1505
00:45:58,920 --> 00:45:59,960
THE KIDS'LL LOVE IT!
1506
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,720
I'M NOT PUTTIN'
THE MASK ON, DAD.
1507
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,640
REMEMBER? I'M TOO OLD.
1508
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:04,880
WHATEVER YOU THINK
IS BEST, POOKY,
1509
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,480
BUT I'M TELLIN' YA,
IT'S A HOOT.
1510
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,000
[SIGHS] WHATEVER.
1511
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,480
WE'LL BE BACK
BY 10:00, SWEETIE.
1512
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,600
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
1513
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,040
THANKS.
1514
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,680
WHEW. FINALLY,
A LITTLE PEACE AND QUIET.
1515
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,120
TV Announcer:
NOW, BACK TO
1516
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,640
THE FOUR NUMBSKULLS
MEET THE VAMPIRE'S GHOST.
1517
00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:22,440
AHH. NOW, YOU NEVER
GET TOO OLD FOR THIS.
1518
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:23,680
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1519
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,320
JEEZ, THE TINY TOTS
ARE ARRIVIN' ALREADY.
1520
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,360
OH. HI, GUYS.
NICE COSTUMES.
1521
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,200
TOILET PAPER, GUS?
YEP.
1522
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,000
WELL, I GUESS YOU CAME
FOR SOME CANDY.
1523
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,280
TAKE ALL YOU WANT.
1524
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:35,720
WE DIDN'T COME
FOR CANDY, SPINELLI.
1525
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:36,760
WE CAME FOR YOU.
1526
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:37,880
AW, COME ON!
1527
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,480
I TOLD YOU,
I'M NOT TRICK-OR-TREATIN'.
1528
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,280
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID
EARLIER TODAY.
1529
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:42,640
BUT IT'S
THE WITCHIN' HOUR.
1530
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:44,080
SURELY NOW
YOU CAN'T RESIST.
1531
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,600
LOOK, SORRY,
BUT I'VE OUTGROWN HALLOWEEN.
1532
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:48,160
ONCE YOU'VE
OUTGROWN SOMETHING,
1533
00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:50,000
YOU JUST CAN'T UNOUTGROW IT.
1534
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:51,880
I SAY YOU'RE WRONG. ALL
YOU'RE THINKIN' ABOUT
1535
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,680
IS YOUR CRUMMY TIME
AT THE PUMPKIN PATCH.
1536
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:54,840
WHAT YOU SHOULD BE
THINKIN' ABOUT IS
1537
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,800
ALL THE GREAT TIMES WE
HAVE ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT,
1538
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,240
LIKE AT THE ADELMANS'.
1539
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,720
[HARP CHORDS]
1540
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:02,440
[LAUGHS] HERE YOU GO,
CHILDREN!
1541
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:03,840
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
1542
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,200
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
AH HA HA HA!
1543
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:09,000
TJ: TONS OF CANDY
JUST SPOONED INTO OUR BAGS.
1544
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:11,200
Vince: AND HEY, WHAT ABOUT
ALL THE THRILLS AND CHILLS?
1545
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,280
LIKE THE OLD McPHERSON
PLACE.
1546
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,360
I MEAN, HAVING TO WALK
THROUGH A GRAVEYARD--
1547
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:16,720
GET OUT OF HERE!
1548
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,800
TJ: AND THAT CREEPY DUDE
WITH THE CANDY.
1549
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,960
I DON'T THINK MR. McPHERSON
EVEN KNOWS HE'S THERE.
1550
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:23,360
[MOANS]
[ALL SCREAM]
1551
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:24,760
Gretchen:
WHAT TRULY TERRIFIES ME
1552
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,960
IS HAVING TO WALK PAST
THE OLD, ABANDONED PRISON.
1553
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,400
YOU JUST KNOW THERE'S
AN UNREFORMED FELON INSIDE,
1554
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:30,720
WATCHING YOU.
1555
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,120
[OWL HOOTS]
[ALL SCREAM]
1556
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,960
Gus, muffled voice:
BUT NOTHING COMPARES
1557
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,200
TO THE OLD GORDON PLACE.
1558
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,560
TJ: THAT'S RIGHT, GUS.
1559
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,320
NOTHING COMPARES
TO THE OLD GORDON PLACE--
1560
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,120
THE PERFECT TERRIFYING END
1561
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,680
TO A PERFECTLY
TERRIFYING EVENING.
1562
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:47,920
TO THIS DAY,
I SWEAR TO YOU
1563
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,640
THAT THOSE PEOPLE
ARE VAMPIRES.
1564
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,240
HELLO, THERE,
CHILDREN.
1565
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,160
MAYBE YOU'D LIKE
SOME CANDY.
1566
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:56,560
IT'S THE FINEST
CANDY.
1567
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,480
I'M SURE
YOU'LL ENJOY IT.
1568
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:02,480
TJ: YEP. THOSE TRANSYLVANIAN
ACCENTS ARE A DEAD GIVEAWAY.
1569
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,280
SORRY, TJ, BUT THOSE AREN'T
TRANSYLVANIAN ACCENTS.
1570
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,080
THE GORDONS
ARE FROM MASSACHUSETTS.
1571
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:08,080
I ASKED MY MOM.
1572
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,920
PTOO! MASSACHUSETTS?
WHERE'S THAT?
1573
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,440
SOMEPLACE SCARY,
NO DOUBTS.
1574
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,880
[SIGHS] GUYS, THANKS FOR
SHARING ALL THE MEMORIES.
1575
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,680
BUT IF YOU WANT TO HAVE
ANY FUN TONIGHT,
1576
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,000
YOU'D BETTER GET GOING.
1577
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:19,680
PLEASE, SPINELLI,
YOU MUST JOIN US.
1578
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,600
LISTEN, ALL THAT STUFF
THAT USED TO SEEM
1579
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,120
SO GREAT ABOUT HALLOWEEN,
1580
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,040
WELL, I LOOK AT IT
DIFFERENTLY NOW.
1581
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,600
IT'S LIKE
THE MAGIC'S GONE, OK?
1582
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,920
IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT
HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET OLDER.
1583
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,240
SO GO ON.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
1584
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,240
BUT WE'RE JUST
AS OLD AS SHE IS.
1585
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:36,720
I DON'T SEE THINGS
DIFFERENTLY.
1586
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,360
ME, NEITHER...
I DON'T THINK.
1587
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,160
FORGET ABOUT IT, GUYS.
COME ON.
1588
00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,240
Mikey:
YEAH, LET'S GO.
1589
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:42,800
Gus: LET'S GO,
LET'S GO.
1590
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,560
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1591
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:45,880
All: TRICK OR TREAT!
1592
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:49,160
OH, HO HO!
WHAT ADORABLE COSTUMES!
1593
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,680
HERE, CHILDREN.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
1594
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,600
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
HA HA HA HA!
1595
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:55,680
THANKS,
MRS. ADELMAN.
1596
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,920
SEE, I DON'T CARE
WHAT SPINELLI SAYS.
1597
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,600
FOR ME, NOTHING
CAN RUIN THE MAGIC
1598
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:00,720
OF THIS MOMENT.
1599
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:01,920
YOU SAID IT,
TEEJ!
1600
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,760
EGAD! NOT TO LOOK
A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH,
1601
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,080
BUT THIS CANDY
IS SUGARLESS.
1602
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,120
WHAT?!
SAY IT AIN'T SO!
1603
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,400
WELL, OF COURSE IT IS.
1604
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,720
I ALWAYS GIVE OUT
SUGARLESS CANDY.
1605
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,440
I AM A DENTIST,
AFTER ALL.
1606
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:15,960
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
1607
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,960
AND REMEMBER TO BRUSH
AND FLOSS TONIGHT!
1608
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:21,920
OHH, I KNOW YOU WILL!
HA HA HA HA HA!
1609
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,440
SUGARLESS CANDY?
1610
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,600
WHAT A FIENDISH,
FIENDISH TRICK!
1611
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,880
IN THE PAST, I'VE ALWAYS
BEEN TOO WONDERFULLY EXCITED
1612
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,240
TO READ THE FINE PRINT
ON MY HALLOWEEN CANDY.
1613
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,880
WELL, SO WHAT? COME ON.
THERE'S PLENTY MORE FUN
1614
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,680
IN STORE
BESIDES THE ADELMANS'.
1615
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:37,440
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1616
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:38,720
TRICK OR TREAT.
BOO!
1617
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,720
HI, DIGGER SAM.
HI, DIGGER DAVE.
1618
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,560
HEY, HOW DID YOU KNOW
IT WAS US?
1619
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,080
JUST A WILD GUESS?
HERE, HAVE SOME CANDY.
1620
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,400
GEE, SPINELLI,
YOU COULD AT LEAST
1621
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:47,560
PRETEND
TO BE SCARED.
1622
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,280
YEAH, IT'S HALLOWEEN,
FOR DIRT'S SAKE.
1623
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,800
WHERE'S YOUR SPIRIT?
1624
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,200
SORRY, GUYS.
I GREW OUT OF IT.
1625
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,520
WELL, NOT US.
AND THERE ARE A LOT
1626
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:54,880
OF LITTLE KIDS
COMIN' THIS WAY.
1627
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:56,000
WE'LL TELL 'EM
TO SKIP THIS HOUSE
1628
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,080
IF YOU'RE JUST
GONNA BE A GRUMP.
1629
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,560
NO, DON'T TELL 'EM THAT.
1630
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,120
I'LL TRY AND ACT
MORE INTO IT, OK?
1631
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:03,200
WELL, OK.
WELL, OK.
1632
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,680
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1633
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:08,920
Both:
TRICK OR TREAT!
1634
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,080
OH, MY! WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
1635
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,720
SOME VERY SCARY COSTUMES!
1636
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,920
BUT WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE SCARY.
1637
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,000
I'M AN ASTRONAUT.
1638
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,320
I'M A BALLERINA.
1639
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,920
AND I'M A WHOLESOME
WEDGE OF CHEESE.
1640
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,600
OH. SORRY.
1641
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,560
I GUESS WHAT I MEANT
TO SAY WAS...
1642
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:25,560
WOOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA!
1643
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,160
All: AAAAAH!
1644
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:28,960
I GUESS I'M THE SCARY ONE.
1645
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,280
HAVE SOME CANDY!
1646
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,320
THANKS, LADY!
THAT WAS GREAT!
1647
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:33,320
[LAUGHS]
1648
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:34,440
All: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
1649
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,520
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
1650
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,440
TJ: AH,
OLD McPHERSON PLACE.
1651
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,120
NOW, THIS IS HALLOWEEN
AT ITS CREEPIEST.
1652
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,440
I'M TELLIN' YOU GUYS,
WALKIN' THROUGH A GRAVEYARD?
1653
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:48,760
GET OUTTA HERE!
1654
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,200
Mikey: AND LOOK,
HERE HE IS--
1655
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,320
THE CREEPY FELLOW
WITH THE BOWL OF CANDY.
1656
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,960
ALL RIGHT,
HERE WE GO.
1657
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:55,080
BOY, OH, BOY.
1658
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,240
NOW, WHAT WOULD SPINELLI
SAY ABOUT THIS?
1659
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:58,640
SHE'S PROBABLY SAY
WE SHOULDN'T RUN AWAY
1660
00:50:58,720 --> 00:51:00,200
WHEN THE GUY
MAKES A GRAB FOR US.
1661
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:01,920
LIKE THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE SCARED OF.
1662
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:02,840
OH, RIGHT.
1663
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:04,520
PERHAPS THEN WE SHOULD
RESIST RUNNING,
1664
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:05,680
JUST TO TELL HER
1665
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:06,960
HOW MUCH MORE
TERRIFYING IT IS.
1666
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,600
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
IF YOU'RE UP FOR IT,
1667
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,600
I AM.
GET READY TO GRAB.
1668
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,080
1, 2, 3!
1669
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,800
[MOANS]
[ALL GASP]
1670
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,080
[ARM WHIRS]
1671
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:18,280
[CLUNK]
1672
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,440
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
1673
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:22,360
OH, GREAT.
1674
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,480
YOU BROKE MY MOTORIZED
GHOUL DUMMY.
1675
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,640
NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO
PATCH HIM WITH CHICKEN WIRE.
1676
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:28,520
SORRY,
MR. McPHERSON.
1677
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:29,680
WELL, YOU SHOULD BE.
1678
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:31,640
THE LITTLE KIDS WHO
REALLY BELIEVE IN GHOULS
1679
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:33,920
SURE ARE GONNA BE
DISAPPOINTED NOW.
1680
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,920
MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE JUST
RUN AWAY AFTER ALL.
1681
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,080
LOOK, THE GRAVEYARD!
WITH THE LIGHT ON,
1682
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,440
THOSE DON'T EVEN LOOK
LIKE REAL GRAVESTONES.
1683
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,320
THEY'RE JUST MADE
OF PLYWOOD?
1684
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,960
IT'S JUST LIKE
SPINELLI SAID.
1685
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,760
WHEN YOU LOOK AT
EVERYTHING IN A NEW WAY,
1686
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,400
IT REALLY DOES
TAKE OUT THE MAGIC.
1687
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,000
YEAH, WELL,
FORGET IT, GUYS.
1688
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:50,240
IT DOESN'T MEAN
ANYTHING,
1689
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:51,520
'CAUSE I KNOW
A PLACE
1690
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,640
THAT'S REALLY
GONNA SCARE US.
1691
00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:55,120
[BOTH ROARING]
1692
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:56,120
HOW'S THAT?
1693
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:57,160
PRETTY GOOD.
1694
00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:58,920
JUST MAKE SURE
WHEN YOU GROWL,
1695
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,760
YOU REALLY GROWL
FROM YOUR GUTS, OK?
1696
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:02,080
GOTCHA.
1697
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,080
AND ONE OTHER THING--
ALWAYS WEAR FAKE BLOOD,
1698
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,040
SO PEOPLE WILL KNOW
YOU'RE CARNIVORES.
1699
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,880
Both: THANKS, SPINELLI.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
1700
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:12,440
[KIDS LAUGHING]
1701
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:13,560
AWOOOO!
1702
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:14,960
AAAAH!
1703
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:16,640
[SNARLS]
1704
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:18,560
HA HA HA HA!
HEY, THERE, SPINELLI.
1705
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:19,600
HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
1706
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:20,760
MISS FINSTER?!
1707
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,600
YOU SCARED
THE BEJEEBERS OUT OF ME!
1708
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:23,760
THAT'S THE IDEA.
1709
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,960
HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
A FAIRY PRINCESS.
1710
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:27,400
ONLY TILL
THE MOON COMES OUT.
1711
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:28,600
SAY,
ARE YOU FOLKS HERE?
1712
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,440
NAH, THEY WENT OUT
FOR THE EVENING.
1713
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,520
THAT'S TOO BAD.
I WAS GONNA INVITE THEM
1714
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,280
TO A SPOOKY SHINDIG
WITH SOME FRIENDS.
1715
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,560
HEY, HOW COME
YOU'RE NOT OUT
1716
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:36,680
TRICK-OR-TREATIN'
WITH YOUR FRIENDS?
1717
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:40,200
WELL, I--I THINK
I'M TOO OLD FOR THAT STUFF.
1718
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:43,160
YOU DO? OH, WELL, I'VE
GOT A PARTY TO GO TO.
1719
00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:44,960
HERE'S THE NUMBER WHERE
YOUR FOLKS CAN REACH ME
1720
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:46,240
IN CASE THEY GET BACK
EARLY.
1721
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,320
OK, MISS FINSTER.
HAVE FUN.
1722
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,640
OH, I WILL. I WILL.
1723
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:52,520
AWOOO!
1724
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:53,760
HEY, MISS FINSTER!
1725
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,040
WAIT!
WHAT'S THAT?
1726
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:56,720
ACTUALLY,
BEFORE YOU GO,
1727
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,560
THERE'S SOMETHING
I WANT TO ASK YOU...
1728
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:00,000
ABOUT HALLOWEEN.
1729
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,280
TJ: ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
1730
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,000
HALLOWEEN HASN'T BEEN
TOO GREAT SO FAR.
1731
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,600
BUT THE OLD
ABANDONED PRISON
1732
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,280
IS GUARANTEED
TO MAKE UP FOR IT.
1733
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,120
IT CERTAINLY DOES
LOOK FRIGHTENING.
1734
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,280
UH-OH. MY NECK
JUST TINKLED.
1735
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,440
THAT'S "TINGLED", GUS,
AND MINE DID, TOO.
1736
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,080
YEP,
RIGHT ABOUT NOW
1737
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:16,360
IS WHEN WE
USUALLY TAKE OFF
1738
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:17,720
SCREAMING
DOWN THE STREET.
1739
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:20,120
HEY, MY NECK
STOPPED TINKLING.
1740
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:22,320
"TINGLING", GUS,
AND MINE DID, TOO.
1741
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,360
I DON'T GET IT.
1742
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:24,760
HOW COME I'M NOT
THAT SCARED?
1743
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:26,880
Lawson: BECAUSE
IT AIN'T SCARY, YOU DOPES.
1744
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,160
OH, DON'T TELL ME YOU LITTLE
TRICK-OR-TREATERS
1745
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:30,960
STILL THINK THAT PLACE
IS AN OLD PRISON.
1746
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:32,920
[ALL LAUGH]
1747
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,480
WELL, SURE WE DO.
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
1748
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,800
WHAT'S IT TO YOU,
LAWSON?
1749
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,080
OH, NOTHING...
EXCEPT YOU'RE WRONG!
1750
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:40,080
CARRILLO!
1751
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:41,280
HUH!
1752
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:42,480
Lawson: YOU SEE?
1753
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:44,480
GOOD THINK YOU DIDN'T
RUN AWAY LIKE USUAL,
1754
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:46,280
OR YOU NEVER WOULD'VE
FOUND OUT THAT THIS IS
1755
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:48,480
JUST THE OLD DEPARTMENT
OF MOTOR VEHICLES.
1756
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,000
BUT--THE DMV?
1757
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,480
THAT'S JUST AN EXTREMELY
BORING OFFICE BUILDING.
1758
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:53,640
THAT'S RIGHT!
1759
00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:55,080
[ALL LAUGH]
1760
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,440
COME ON, GUYS.
1761
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,680
LET'S GO BUG SOME
OTHER LITTLE KIDS.
1762
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,160
All: YEAH,
LET'S GO, COME ON.
1763
00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:02,320
THE DEPARTMENT
OF MOTOR VEHICLES?
1764
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:04,280
MAN, IT'S LIKE NOTHING
WE'VE SEEN TONIGHT
1765
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:05,800
HAS BEEN SCARY OR FUN.
1766
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:08,480
ALAS, THE MAGIC
TRULY IS GONE.
1767
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,120
I'VE GOT TO ADMIT,
MAYBE SPINELLI'S RIGHT.
1768
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,920
MAYBE WE'RE TOO OLD
FOR HALLOWEEN, TOO.
1769
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,680
Spinelli: SO, I DON'T
GET IT, MISS FINSTER.
1770
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:18,320
I FIGURED I WAS
TOO OLD FOR HALLOWEEN,
1771
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:19,600
BUT NOW JUST
STAYING AT HOME
1772
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:21,800
WHILE EVERYONE ELSE
IS OUT THERE HAVING FUN,
1773
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:23,200
IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
1774
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,080
I KIND OF WANT TO BE
OUT THERE WITH THEM.
1775
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,200
WELL, WHY WOULDN'T YOU?
HALLOWEEN IS GREAT.
1776
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,000
WELL, SURE,
WHEN YOU'RE LITTLE.
1777
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:30,360
HECK, I'M IN THE PRIME
OF MY WOMANHOOD
1778
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:31,560
AND JUST LOOK AT ME.
1779
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:32,960
I LOVE HALLOWEEN.
1780
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,120
BUT AREN'T YOU EVER
GOING TO GROW OUT OF IT?
1781
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,080
AW, WHO KNOWS?
SOME DO, AND SOME DON'T.
1782
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:38,760
IT'S NOT REALLY ABOUT
HOW OLD YOU ARE.
1783
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,280
IT'S HOW YOU FEEL INSIDE.
1784
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,640
NOW I REALLY DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO THINK.
1785
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:44,200
OH, I GOT A FEELING
YOU DO.
1786
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:45,600
TRUST YOURSELF,
SPINELLI.
1787
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:47,360
AND REMEMBER,
TOUGH GALS LIKE US,
1788
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:50,360
WE NEVER LET OTHER PEOPLE
TELL US HOW TO FEEL.
1789
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,640
WELL, GOTTA GO.
LATE FOR MY PARTY.
1790
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,800
IF YOUR FOLKS
GET HOME EARLY,
1791
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:55,520
HAVE THEM
GIVE ME A CALL.
1792
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,880
AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN,
SPINELLI,
1793
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,320
HOWEVER YOU DECIDE
TO SPEND IT.
1794
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:01,960
[SNARLS]
1795
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:03,200
THANKS, MISS FINSTER.
1796
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:04,680
I WILL.
1797
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,520
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1798
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:10,880
[CLICK]
1799
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,880
HOO-HOO HA-HA!
1800
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,400
HEY, ASHLEYS, HAVE YOU
SEEN TJ AND THE GUYS?
1801
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:20,920
All:
LIKE, NOT ME.
1802
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:22,520
UPSIDE DOWN GIRL?
1803
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:23,920
HAVEN'T SEEN
A THING.
1804
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,480
PSST! HEY, YOU LOOKING
FOR TJ AND THE GUYS?
1805
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:28,040
YEAH, HUSTLER KID.
HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?
1806
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:29,120
YEAH, ABOUT
10 MINUTES AGO.
1807
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:30,240
THEY WERE HEADING HOME.
1808
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:31,720
HOME? ALREADY?
1809
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:32,800
THEY SEEMED KIND OF
DOWN IN THE DUMPS,
1810
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,200
SAYING STUFF LIKE
HOW YOU WERE RIGHT,
1811
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,520
THEY'RE TOO OLD
FOR HALLOWEEN.
1812
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,640
OH, NO.
I RUINED IT FOR THEM.
1813
00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:39,480
NOW WHAT AM I
GONNA DO?
1814
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:40,720
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
1815
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:42,560
HUSTLER KID, LET ME USE
YOUR CELL PHONE.
1816
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,160
I GOT SOME CALLS
TO MAKE.
1817
00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:46,440
ALL RIGHT, BUT IF YOU'RE
PLANNING SOME SHADY CONSPIRACY,
1818
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:49,720
JUST BE SURE
YOU DON'T IMPLICATE ME.
1819
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:51,480
TJ: OK, SPINELLI,
SO HERE WE ALL ARE
1820
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:52,880
AT THE OLD
GORDON PLACE.
1821
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:55,040
WHY'D YOU CALL US
AND ASK US TO MEET YOU HERE?
1822
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,200
I WAS JUST THINKING--
1823
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,320
SINCE WE'RE ALL SO
GROWN-UP AND EVERYTHING,
1824
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,480
WHY NOT PAY
THE OLD JOINT A VISIT?
1825
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,360
BUT WE COME BY HERE
EVERY YEAR, SPINELLI.
1826
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,400
NOTHING ELSE HAS LIVED UP
TO OUR EXPECTATIONS.
1827
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,000
WHY SHOULD THIS BE
ANY DIFFERENT?
1828
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:07,800
EVERY OTHER YEAR,
THE GORDONS LIVED HERE,
1829
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:09,120
BUT I JUST HAPPEN
TO KNOW
1830
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:10,400
THAT THEY MOVED AWAY,
1831
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:12,880
AND THIS YEAR,
NO ONE LIVES HERE.
1832
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,160
SO?
SO...
1833
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:15,800
HOW'S ABOUT
WE PAY A VISIT
1834
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,120
TO THE INSIDE?
1835
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:21,280
I-INSIDE OF
THE G-GORDON HOUSE?
1836
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:22,520
YEAH, COME ON.
1837
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:25,560
UNLESS YOU'RE
TOO SCARED.
1838
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:26,560
I'M NOT SCARED.
1839
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:28,240
I'M NOT SCARED.
NO.
1840
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,720
YEAH, THAT'S JUST
WHAT I FIGURED.
1841
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:31,800
GUYS, THIS IS DUMB.
1842
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,040
IF WE'RE TOO OLD
FOR TRICK OR TREATING,
1843
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:34,080
THEN WE'RE OLD ENOUGH
1844
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:35,520
TO WALK INTO
SOME ABANDONED HOUSE.
1845
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:36,520
LET'S GO.
1846
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,080
OK.
1847
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:40,160
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1848
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:45,160
[HINGES CREAK]
1849
00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:46,880
WHY, TJ IS GROWING UP.
1850
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:49,160
HE'S DEVELOPED ADOLESCENT
POWERS OF MAGIC.
1851
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:50,960
UH, I DIDN'T
DO THAT, GUYS.
1852
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:53,080
THE DOOR OPENED
BY ITSELF.
1853
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,800
UNLESS A GHOST
OPENED IT.
1854
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:55,840
A GHOST?
1855
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:58,480
ONLY BIG KIDS
DON'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.
1856
00:56:58,600 --> 00:56:59,800
OH, YEAH.
OH, YEAH.
1857
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:01,920
I'M SURE THERE'S
A COMPLETELY RATIONAL
1858
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,280
EXPLANATION
WE CAN PONDER
1859
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,000
FROM THE SAFETY
OF OUR HOMES.
1860
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:06,840
GUYS, IF WE'RE
GOING TO BE BIG,
1861
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:08,560
WE GOT TO GO INSIDE.
1862
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:09,600
THAT'S RIGHT.
1863
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:11,120
WE'RE NOT SCARED,
AND WE'RE GOING INSIDE.
1864
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:12,760
COME ON.
1865
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:19,720
[DOOR SLAMS]
[ALL GASP]
1866
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:21,640
THE DOOR--IT'S LOCKED!
1867
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:22,880
AAH! IT'S THE GHOST!
1868
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,400
WE DON'T BELIEVE
IN GHOSTS, REMEMBER?
1869
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:26,520
AW, JEEZ, THIS IS
WAY CREEPIER
1870
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:27,840
THAN I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE.
1871
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,560
I'M SO SORRY
I GOT YOU GUYS INTO THIS.
1872
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:31,440
PERHAPS WE SHOULD CALL
THE AUTHORITIES.
1873
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,240
QUICK! CALL THE DMV!
1874
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:35,320
[MOANING]
1875
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:39,320
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
1876
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,760
THAT WASN'T YOUR STOMACH
BY ANY CHANCE, WAS IT, MIKEY?
1877
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:42,920
I DON'T THINK SO.
1878
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,000
[MOANING]
1879
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:48,720
THAT ONE
DEFINITELY WASN'T.
1880
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,520
LOOK. I BELIEVE THE SOUND
WAS COMING FROM IN THERE.
1881
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,800
THIS IS
ALL MY FAULT, GUYS,
1882
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,640
SO I BETTER
CHECK IT OUT.
1883
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:56,800
ARE YOU NUTS?
1884
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,040
IT MIGHT BE
OUR ONLY WAY OUT OF HERE.
1885
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:00,760
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1886
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:02,960
IT'S A CELLAR.
I'M GOING DOWN.
1887
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:04,560
SPINELLI, NO!
1888
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:07,720
[MOANING,
SPINELLI SCREAMS]
1889
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:09,760
All: AAH!
1890
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:10,960
SPINELLI!
1891
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:12,080
[GROWLING]
AAH!
1892
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:14,080
All: AAH!
1893
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:17,880
AAH!
1894
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:19,520
AAH!
1895
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:21,720
AAH!
1896
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,760
[HOWLS]
1897
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:25,560
AAH!
1898
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:27,360
HA HA HA!
GOTCHA!
1899
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,560
MISS FINSTER?
1900
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:31,400
MAN, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE
HAPPY TO SEE YOUR FACE.
1901
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:32,840
YEAH, WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE
SEEN YOUR FACE
1902
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:33,880
JUST A SECOND AGO.
1903
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:35,080
HEY, KIDS.
1904
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,720
THOSE WERE SOME REALLY
FAR OUT SCREAMS OF TERROR.
1905
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:38,720
I DON'T GET IT.
1906
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:39,920
WHAT ARE YOU ALL
DOING HERE?
1907
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,360
WE RENTED OUT
THE OLD GORDON PLACE
1908
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:42,480
FOR A PARTY.
1909
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:43,880
SPINELLI HAD
MY CELL PHONE NUMBER,
1910
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,640
AND SHE CALLED US TO HELP
PULL THIS HALLOWEEN TRICK.
1911
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:46,640
SPINELLI?
1912
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:47,840
THAT'S RIGHT.
1913
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:49,360
I SET YOU UP, GUYS.
1914
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,840
WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH
A CRUEL AND HORRIBLE THING?
1915
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:52,880
'CAUSE IT'S FUN.
1916
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,880
YOU KNOW, NOW THAT
I REALIZE I'M SAFE,
1917
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,200
THE LAST 10 MINUTES
WERE RATHER THRILLING.
1918
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,240
KIND OF LIKE HALLOWEEN
IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS, HUH?
1919
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:01,360
WELL, THESE STILL ARE
THE GOOD OLD DAYS
1920
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:03,000
AS LONG AS
YOU WANT THEM TO BE,
1921
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:04,720
AND DON'T LET
SOME GOOMBAH
1922
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,400
CONVINCE YOU OTHERWISE.
1923
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:07,600
THANKS,
SPINELLI.
1924
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:10,040
WELL, KIDS, NOW THAT
YOU'VE HAD YOUR TRICK,
1925
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:10,880
HERE'S YOUR TREAT.
1926
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,240
Kids: WHOA!
PARTY HEARTY!
1927
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:13,560
WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS.
1928
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:14,920
IT'S NOT SUGARLESS,
IS IT?
1929
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,880
NOPE.
IT'S THE REAL STUFF.
1930
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:19,840
Mikey: MMM.
I LOVE HALLOWEEN.
1931
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:20,920
WELL, SPINELLI,
1932
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,440
IT LOOKS LIKE
YOUR LITTLE PLAN WORKED.
1933
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:24,000
I OWE IT ALL TO YOU,
MISS FINSTER.
1934
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:27,080
THANKS TO YOU, EVERYONE'S
HAVING A HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
1935
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:29,280
WELL, IT'S LIKE MY MOTHER
ALWAYS USED TO SAY--
1936
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:30,680
[HOWLING]
1937
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,360
FOLLOW ME! RUN!
1938
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:37,240
TJ: SO, IT TURNED OUT
OK AFTER ALL--
1939
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:38,360
FOR US, ANYWAY.
1940
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:39,680
AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
1941
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:41,760
IT SEEMS LIKE THINGS
USUALLY DO TURN OUT OK.
1942
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,440
SURE, BEING A KID
CAN BE TRICKY.
1943
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:44,680
YOU'RE GROWING
ALL THE TIME,
1944
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:46,080
THINGS
ARE ALWAYS CHANGING.
1945
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:48,080
MY VOICE--WHAT
HAPPENED TO MY VOICE?
1946
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,320
BUT NO MATTER HOW MUCH
THINGS REALLY DO CHANGE,
1947
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:51,960
I FIGURE AS LONG AS
WE STICK UP
1948
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,120
FOR WHAT WE BELIEVE IN
1949
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:54,160
AND STAY TRUE
TO OURSELVES,
1950
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:55,560
EVERYTHING
WILL BE ALL RIGHT.
1951
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:56,680
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
1952
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:57,880
AND WHO KNOWS?
1953
00:59:57,960 --> 00:59:58,880
SEEING AS
HOW WE'VE MADE IT
1954
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:00,200
THROUGH SO MUCH ALREADY,
1955
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:03,320
I'VE GOT A FEELING THIS
MIGHT BE OUR BEST YEAR YET.
1956
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:04,520
REALLY, I MEAN IT.
1957
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:05,680
AHH...
1958
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:08,640
[SLAMS DOOR]
1959
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:11,200
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
1960
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:14,800
♪ IGOR THE SWEET-TOOTHED
VAMPIRE BAT ♪
1961
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:18,520
♪ HAD VERY, VERY
POINTY FANGS ♪
1962
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:22,040
♪ AND IF HE EVER
LANDED ON YOU ♪
1963
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:26,160
♪ YOU MIGHT JUMP
AND SHOUT ALL DAY ♪
1964
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:29,520
♪ BUT DON'T BE SCARED
OF IGOR ♪
1965
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:33,040
♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU WANT
TO KNOW THE TRUTH ♪
1966
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:36,800
♪ HE NEVER BITES
US HUMANS ♪
1967
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:40,720
♪ 'CAUSE HE'S GOT
A VERY, VERY SWEET TOOTH ♪
1968
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:44,480
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1969
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:38,560
[MUSIC ENDS]
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