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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[MAN COUGHING]
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MAN: Jesus Christ,
this is a fuckin' nightmare.
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[COUGHING]
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Goddamnit.
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You've been a bad boy!
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Do you hear me?!
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Bad! B-A-D!
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How many fuckin' times? I swear to God!
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You've been a bad boy!
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[ANIMAL GROWLING]
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You heard me?!
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Ya know, I feel like we just keep havin'
this same conversation.
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I can't take you anywhere anymore!
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Okay?
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And I gotta say it, awright?
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This shit is embarrassing!
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Remind me of something.
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What was the first thing I
said when we came in here?
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Huh? I said we come in quiet,
and we don't make a mess.
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- [GROWLING]
- Yeah, exactly.
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But you come in, and since we don't know
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who the fuck's been here,
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what kind of weird-ass
perfume they've been wearin',
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and your scent's off...
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You being you,
your self-preservation instinct kicks in
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and you just shit everywhere.
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[GROWLS]
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Oh, goddamnit.
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[GROWLING CONTINUES]
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I'll give you that, buddy, I will.
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I... I get it.
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I'm sorry...
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that I had to bring you here,
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and I'm really sorry that
I put you in this position.
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But I need you to stay
in there a while...
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until I figure out if this
situation is copacetic.
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- Deal?
- [GROWLING]
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No, no, calm, no...
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- Hey!
- [ROARING]
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Calm!
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- [GROWLS]
- Yes.
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Who's the handsome man?
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You are. You're the handsome man.
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And you're a calm handsome man, right?
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I need you to be so calm
for us now, dearheart.
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Okay? And if you're calm,
I'm gonna give you
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your special treat. Right?
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Such a handsome man.
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_
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[CREATURE GROWLS, SNORTS]
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That's right, dear.
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Nummy nums.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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You must be the art enthusiast. Sharon.
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You're... Allan?
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Yup, that's me. Welcome.
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Thanks for comin' so soon. Come on in.
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Thanks.
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[MUFFLED GRUNTING]
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Uh, any trouble finding the place?
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Nope.
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Can I, uh, sit down? [CHUCKLES]
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Oh! God, yes. Of course. Yes.
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Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
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- Thanks.
- So sorry.
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Um, I'd offer you something to drink,
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but this place doesn't
have a goddamn mini-bar.
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[SIGHS] Well...
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should we get down to
the business at hand?
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Oh, I like your style.
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No bullshit, huh?
You're my kind of girl.
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Let's get down to business.
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All right.
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Is... Is that necessary?
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Oh, yeah. I mean,
we're lookin' at the real thing here.
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I take every precaution.
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And this is the real thing?
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Oh, honey...
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when you see him in the flesh,
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there's no question.
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Impressive, right?
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I can't say what they mean,
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exactly, but interpreting
any artist's work,
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there's always a code...
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to deciphering his intent.
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Uh-huh.
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And I don't know how to
make this any more obvious
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for you, Sharon, but...
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I know the artist.
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- "Elmer."
- [CREATURE GROWLS]
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What was that?
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I got here, and that thing
was running like crazy.
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I had to take the top off,
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jigger with the flange,
the chain's all fucked up...
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It's been gurgling off and on.
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What do you take me for, Allan?
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Excuse me?
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Did you think I was here
to buy finger paintings?
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I have no idea.
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I want to meet him.
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Really?
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See, I feel like I have given you
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multiple opportunities
to make that happen here.
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You mean you want me
to say your password?
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Yes. I like to think of it as
a "code phrase,"
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but yeah, you need to fuckin'
say my code phrase, or there's no deal.
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[SIGHS] I didn't get
that part of the email.
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It was cut off after you told
me when I came in the room
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I needed to ask about the "artist,"
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who was in "exile" or something.
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Okay, okay, well, close enough.
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I'm not good with computers.
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Whoa, sorry about that.
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Are we doing this, or what?
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Wh... Ha ha ha!
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Just because you know the code phrase
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does not mean you're right for this.
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No, I still need to vet you.
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[SCOFFS] Really?
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It won't be so bad.
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Everyone remembers Bubbles.
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[CHORTLES] Bubbles
got all the attention.
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I don't know if you remember, but...
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Michael even took him
on tour with him once.
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But people forget Elmer...
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Elmer the gorilla.
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Elmer was Michael
Jackson's special gorilla,
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and then one day,
he was my special gorilla.
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How's that?
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When Michael died and they
cleared out Neverland,
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those of us who had connections
in the animal community,
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we got first dibs,
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and my wife at the time and I,
we had a sanctuary
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and we were a perfect fit.
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Yeah, well, let's just say things
went belly-up on all fronts.
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It's just me and Elmer now.
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I wanna see him.
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What makes you think
you can handle this?
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Experience. Training.
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Really?
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Have you ever been to Vallejo?
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It's in Northern California.
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No.
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Well, there's an animal park there.
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It's called Marine World.
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Or it was. Six Flags bought it
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and it's a big fat roller
coaster abomination now.
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- [LAUGHS]
- I loved going there as a kid,
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and when I got to be the right age,
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I went to work there.
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No shit. That's awesome.
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And eventually I got to work
with the gorillas. Mm-hmm.
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I was one of the gorilla girls.
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Gorilla girls.
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Yeah, that's what they called us.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Marine World had the largest
number of gorillas in captivity
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on the West Coast,
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and the gorillas would
go into these fits,
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and we developed these highly
specialized processes to calm then down.
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Right, right, right, right!
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My wife, she used to
show Elmer her breasts,
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she'd just pop 'em out,
and it would chill him right out.
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Is that...
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Is that what you were gonna say?
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No, that... that seems odd to me.
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Yeah, well,
when he gets into the red zone,
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you got very few options.
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Allan...
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[SIGHS]
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do you believe that I'm the real thing?
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I believe you.
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So if you believe me,
why aren't we making this deal happen?
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[LAUGHING]
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Wow. You get to the point,
I'll give ya that.
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You get to the point.
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He needs to be with someone
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who knows how to take care of him.
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You know what?
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Do you even have the fucking money? Huh?
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Now that this is all out in the open,
let's see the cash.
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Get it out, lay it on the table.
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All right, all right, hold your horses.
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That smell real to you?
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Yeah, it smells like ten grand.
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You can count it if you want.
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No, the weight feels right.
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Well, maybe I'll... I'll count it.
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A Taser gun?
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Are you serious?
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I can't leave anything up to chance.
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What? You don't carry one?
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I don't believe in them.
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You get into a situation where
you need something like this,
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it's probably your own damn fault
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and you're gonna get what you deserve.
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If that really is Elmer in there,
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how'd you get him to be so quiet?
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Why doesn't he just open the
door and come out on his own?
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He's a little on the lethargic side.
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I just kinda set him in a spot
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where he's comfortable,
and he just stays put.
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You haven't altered his diet
in any weird way or anything?
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I mean... he's not sick?
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I'm not sellin' him 'cause I don't
know how to take care of him.
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Is that what you're asking? Huh?
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So why are you selling him, then?
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It's time. It's...
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He's grown financially unsustainable
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and I can't keep him in a lifestyle
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that he's accustomed to anymore.
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I can assure you
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he will receive all the care
that is required with me,
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at my sanctuary.
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I've had many, many like
him under my supervision.
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No! No, no, no! Don't open that!
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He's not ready.
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He's not ready, or you're not ready?
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If you're gonna meet him,
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I want the mood to be right, okay?
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He is all about first impressions.
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Hmm?
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[BLOWING]
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[AMBIENT JUNGLE SOUNDS PLAY ON TAPE]
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Okay.
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Okay. This feels right.
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I think we're ready.
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All right, I'm...
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I... I'd just avoid direct
eye contact with him,
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he's been in there a couple hours,
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he may be a little cracked out.
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You don't want me to look at him?
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No, you can look at him,
just don't, you know, sneer at him.
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Don't worry about me.
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[LAUGHS] I'm not worried about you.
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- Okay.
- [SNAPS FINGERS]
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Here we go.
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[AMBIENT JUNGLE SOUNDS CONTINUE]
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- Hi, baby.
- [GORILLA HUFFS]
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Hi, big boy. Hi!
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- How are you?
- [DOOR CLOSES]
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I know it's been a really long time,
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and you've been so patient,
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you've been so patient in here.
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Now it's time to come out. Okay?
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You wanna take my hand?
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Come on. Come on, baby.
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Good boy.
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Good boy.
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There we go.
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Yeah, buddy, yeah, good boy.
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Good boy.
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There you go. Right onto the corner.
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Yeah, good boy!
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Good boy.
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Who's a handsome boy?
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Is that a handsome boy?
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Good boy.
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Sharon...
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meet Elmer.
263
00:14:17,838 --> 00:14:19,016
No, no, no, no, no, no.
264
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:21,500
Let him come to you. Here.
265
00:14:21,842 --> 00:14:23,583
[LOW GROWL]
266
00:14:24,647 --> 00:14:27,224
Why are you giving him bananas?
He's not a chimpanzee.
267
00:14:27,249 --> 00:14:29,567
I know, but he likes 'em,
and if you want him
268
00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:31,264
to come to you, you'll give 'em to him.
269
00:14:31,289 --> 00:14:34,141
- Just remember to keep your...
- Keep my fingers together.
270
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,291
Don't worry, I know what I'm doin'.
271
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:41,892
ALLAN: It's okay, buddy. It's okay.
272
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:44,208
This is Sharon, she's our new friend.
273
00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:45,826
Yeah, it's okay.
274
00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:49,391
- It's okay, buddy.
- Hey.
275
00:14:49,678 --> 00:14:51,100
It's okay.
276
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,170
Good boy.
277
00:14:54,530 --> 00:14:56,100
Good boy.
278
00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:00,069
So...
279
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,506
what do you think of Elmer?
280
00:15:02,531 --> 00:15:04,694
Oh, he's cute.
281
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,116
You think he's cute?
282
00:15:08,389 --> 00:15:10,483
Yeah. I've seen 'em ugly before.
283
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,928
This guy's a cutie.
284
00:15:13,717 --> 00:15:15,045
Cute.
285
00:15:15,070 --> 00:15:16,764
You know what?
286
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,381
I don't think this is the right fit.
287
00:15:20,881 --> 00:15:22,186
Oh, buddy...
288
00:15:22,211 --> 00:15:24,808
I don't know how else
I can assure you, Allan,
289
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:27,974
I've got 20 years'
experience with primates.
290
00:15:27,999 --> 00:15:30,426
Specifically with Elmer's genus.
291
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:33,411
So then you know what it means
that he's almost 20 years old
292
00:15:33,436 --> 00:15:36,176
and he's lived his
entire life in captivity.
293
00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:37,553
Well, besides his time with you,
294
00:15:37,578 --> 00:15:40,951
it sounds like he's had
a rich lifestyle for a gorilla.
295
00:15:40,976 --> 00:15:42,739
We do all right. Okay?
296
00:15:42,764 --> 00:15:44,272
It took some time,
297
00:15:44,297 --> 00:15:46,647
but Elmer's gotten used
to life on the road.
298
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,787
You've been traveling with him?
299
00:15:49,784 --> 00:15:52,481
You know that's complete
havoc on his nervous system!
300
00:15:52,506 --> 00:15:54,583
Yeah, of course I do, goddamnit.
301
00:15:54,608 --> 00:15:56,676
Why do you think you're here? Huh?
302
00:15:56,701 --> 00:15:58,141
Since Elmer came into my life,
303
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,683
he's been mine, he's been my blood.
304
00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:02,541
And it was great.
305
00:16:02,566 --> 00:16:05,716
But now suddenly he's
matured, and I've got
306
00:16:05,741 --> 00:16:09,147
a fuckin' seriously fucking
intense animal on my hands.
307
00:16:09,172 --> 00:16:11,006
I mean, it is fucked up.
308
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:15,270
He's gotta take Xanax just to
exist in this dogshit world.
309
00:16:15,295 --> 00:16:17,600
You... You've been giving him Xanax?!
310
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,420
Hell yes, I have.
311
00:16:19,803 --> 00:16:21,291
Every day for the past five years
312
00:16:21,316 --> 00:16:22,808
I've put it in his treats.
313
00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,045
Does the trick.
314
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,786
No side effects.
315
00:16:25,811 --> 00:16:27,155
Well, you do realize
316
00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:30,200
that he is basically addicted now?
317
00:16:30,225 --> 00:16:33,982
Yeah. It's the only thing keeping
him from ripping my damn face off.
318
00:16:34,007 --> 00:16:38,683
Okay? This dude
has zero impulse control.
319
00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:41,500
He doesn't understand
things on a human level.
320
00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:44,059
In his mind, he's still in the jungle.
321
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:50,648
[HUFFING]
322
00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:56,148
He's not supposed to be here.
323
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,539
You're tellin' me.
324
00:16:59,687 --> 00:17:03,203
He's not supposed to be in
this hotel room, he's...
325
00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:07,382
nor is he supposed to
be living in your van.
326
00:17:07,407 --> 00:17:11,558
He needs to be in a facility
where there are caretakers
327
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:14,929
who know how to respond to his needs.
328
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:18,726
You know what?
329
00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:22,146
I'm sick of your condescending shit.
330
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,667
Deal's off.
331
00:17:23,692 --> 00:17:26,578
Come on, buddy,
let's get the fuck outta here.
332
00:17:28,717 --> 00:17:30,585
_
333
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,226
- [ELMER PURRS]
- I don't understand.
334
00:17:34,171 --> 00:17:36,795
Here's how it's gonna go
from this point, Allan.
335
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:39,433
You're gonna turn around,
you're gonna walk away from me,
336
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,257
placing your hands on the wall.
337
00:17:41,282 --> 00:17:42,734
I'm gonna radio backup,
338
00:17:42,759 --> 00:17:45,350
and were going to take
Elmer to his new home.
339
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:46,892
I'm placing you under arrest
340
00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:49,433
for trafficking in
unlicensed exotic animals.
341
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:53,291
No. Come... This isn't how
it was supposed to happen.
342
00:17:53,316 --> 00:17:56,640
Our entire conversation
has been recorded, Allan.
343
00:17:57,124 --> 00:17:58,642
It's the only way.
344
00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:01,217
No, no, I can't... I can't
leave him with you. I can't.
345
00:18:01,242 --> 00:18:03,541
He's scared. Look at him.
346
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:04,940
Elmer?
347
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,695
Elmer?
348
00:18:09,999 --> 00:18:12,725
- [SHARON GASPS]
- [TASER POWERING UP]
349
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:15,068
[LOW GROWL]
350
00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,599
[WHISPERS] Does he know what that is?
351
00:18:16,624 --> 00:18:18,583
God in heaven, I have no idea.
352
00:18:18,608 --> 00:18:20,202
Has he ever seen a gun before?
353
00:18:20,227 --> 00:18:22,593
[STAMMERS] Oh, God...
354
00:18:24,609 --> 00:18:26,808
He's got a squirt gun
that I let him play with.
355
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:28,773
He loves Dirty Harry movies.
356
00:18:29,132 --> 00:18:31,500
I don't think he's ever
seen a real one, though.
357
00:18:32,722 --> 00:18:34,221
SHARON: Elmer?
358
00:18:35,224 --> 00:18:38,307
You need to put that down.
359
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,148
[CRACKLING]
360
00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:43,318
- Tell him.
- Hey. Hey, buddy.
361
00:18:43,343 --> 00:18:44,829
[LOW GROWL]
362
00:18:44,854 --> 00:18:45,896
Hey.
363
00:18:45,921 --> 00:18:47,458
Hi. You know what?
364
00:18:47,483 --> 00:18:48,900
I am not gonna yell at you,
365
00:18:48,925 --> 00:18:52,326
I'm not, but I'm gonna ask
you to give me that toy.
366
00:18:52,351 --> 00:18:54,617
Okay, big boy? And then Daddy's gonna...
367
00:18:54,642 --> 00:18:56,670
- [TASER CRACKLING]
- Aaaah!
368
00:18:56,695 --> 00:18:59,349
Oh, God! Oh, fuck! Fuck!
369
00:18:59,374 --> 00:19:02,778
- Are you okay?
- Oh, God, it hurts like a motherfucker!
370
00:19:03,558 --> 00:19:05,581
I can't feel my legs!
371
00:19:05,606 --> 00:19:07,942
- Jesus! Okay...
- Dude! What the fuck?!
372
00:19:07,967 --> 00:19:11,479
Okay. I'm gonna radio backup.
You stay on the ground.
373
00:19:11,504 --> 00:19:12,839
You do that.
374
00:19:12,864 --> 00:19:16,308
Oh, fuck! It's in my purse. The radio.
375
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:17,645
[TASER CRACKLING]
376
00:19:17,670 --> 00:19:19,184
- [ALLAN GROANS]
- SHARON: Okay.
377
00:19:19,915 --> 00:19:21,707
Okay.
378
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:25,004
Yeah. Yes.
379
00:19:25,481 --> 00:19:27,504
It's okay, Elmer.
380
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,895
Hey, buddy.
381
00:19:30,654 --> 00:19:31,935
Okay.
382
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:36,083
It's OK. Shh...
383
00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:38,584
- [CRACKLING]
- Arrghh!
384
00:19:38,609 --> 00:19:40,490
Jesus! I said don't move!
385
00:19:40,515 --> 00:19:41,685
He was gonna zap you!
386
00:19:41,710 --> 00:19:43,552
I took the fuckin' hit for you!
387
00:19:44,147 --> 00:19:46,255
- Oh, son of a bitch!
- [TASER CRACKLING]
388
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,058
- Take it away from him!
- Okay.
389
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:51,433
Uh, does he know any verbal cues?
390
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,107
- Any trigger words?
- He speaks English.
391
00:19:53,132 --> 00:19:55,037
Uh, okay.
392
00:19:55,755 --> 00:19:57,233
ALLAN: Elmer, please,
393
00:19:57,258 --> 00:19:59,121
give the pretty lady the toy.
394
00:19:59,146 --> 00:20:01,141
I'm begging you, give her the toy.
395
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,917
- [GROWLING]
- Oh, fuck!
396
00:20:03,942 --> 00:20:07,262
Allan. Allan, wha... What's happening?
397
00:20:07,287 --> 00:20:09,293
It's the red zone.
He's in the fuckin' red zone.
398
00:20:09,318 --> 00:20:11,788
[ROARING]
399
00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:12,967
Okay...
400
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:15,358
Okay.
401
00:20:15,983 --> 00:20:17,266
What are you doing?
402
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:19,375
Shhh!
403
00:20:20,201 --> 00:20:22,975
Uh, I don't think he's gonna be...
404
00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:31,967
Oh. Wow. Oh, okay.
405
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,936
That's it... buddy,
406
00:20:39,961 --> 00:20:41,616
that's it, Elmer.
407
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:43,958
Elmer...
408
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:48,741
Elmer.
409
00:20:49,170 --> 00:20:51,163
There we go.
410
00:20:51,455 --> 00:20:54,217
That's the Elmer that I want to see.
411
00:20:56,249 --> 00:20:58,708
Yeah, nice and easy, I'm...
412
00:20:59,389 --> 00:21:00,944
I'm just...
413
00:21:01,264 --> 00:21:02,733
I'm gonna...
414
00:21:03,474 --> 00:21:04,725
- yeah...
- [TASER CRACKLING]
415
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:07,224
- Arrghh!
- Elmer! No!
416
00:21:07,249 --> 00:21:10,266
No! Shar-Sharon.
417
00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:12,569
Are you okay? Sharon?
418
00:21:13,641 --> 00:21:14,725
Elmer, dude.
419
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:15,791
Buddy...
420
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,733
Ah, fuck. Thank you so much.
421
00:21:22,374 --> 00:21:24,569
Wait. Elmer, no!
422
00:21:25,203 --> 00:21:26,217
No!
423
00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:29,708
Do not walk away from me!
424
00:21:42,106 --> 00:21:43,856
Elmer.
425
00:22:12,756 --> 00:22:16,156
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