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♪ I was out on the west coast
tryin' to make a buck ♪
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♪ and things didn't work out
I was down on my luck ♪
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♪ got tired a-roamin'
and bummin' around ♪
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♪ so I started thumbin' back east
toward my hometown ♪
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♪ made a lot of miles
the first two days ♪
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♪ and I figured I 'd be home in week
if my luck held out this way ♪
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♪ but the third night I got stranded
way out of town ♪
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♪ at a cold lonely crossroads
rain was pourin' down ♪
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♪ I was hungry and freezin'
done caught a chill ♪
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♪ when the lights of a big semi
topped the hill ♪
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♪ lord I sure was glad to hear
them air brakes come on ♪
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♪ and I climbed in that cab ♪
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♪ where I knew it'd be warm ♪
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♪ at the wheel sit a big man
he weighed about two-ten ♪
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♪ he stuck out his hand
and said with a grin ♪
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♪ big Joe's the name
I told him mine ♪
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♪ and he said
the name of my rig is phantom 309 ♪
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- You okay man?
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♪ I asked him why he called his rig
such a name ♪
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- Mr. Green!
- Hey, what's up? What's up?
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- Good to see you, candy man.
- What's up, hydro?
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It's been a minute, dawg.
What's up with y'all?
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Sorry about the circumstances
and all that, right? Sayin'.
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- Yo, what's up with t man?
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- Man, t at a halfway house, y'all.
- But he gonna be here.
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- What the fuck are you doing here?
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- I invited myself.
- Yeah? Well, fucking get him out of here.
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- You couldn't wear a fucking shirt
to a funeral, Randy?
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- I got the keys.
- Just take it easy,
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- the transmission's slipping.
- Okay.
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- I'll pick it up after work.
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- Do you mind putting some gas in it?
- Sure.
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- How's the mall, George?
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- Good.
- I got some good dope for you,
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- I'll bring it by after work.
- Thanks, Ricky.
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- Good to see you, Julian.
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- We're not friends, we're
business partners. Don't forget it.
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- Okay, tough guy.
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We've got the buyers in Montreal,
everything's set, bring all you can bring.
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- Alright, cool.
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- Did you hear that?
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- The cops threw the old man
out of the dump,
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so he moved to the goddamn parking lot
of the old zellers downtown.
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He was selling hot dogs and drinking.
He was there almost a year.
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He wouldn't listen to anybody.
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I fucking warned him about the propane.
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- Last Monday at 4 A.M.,
there was a great big explosion.
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Some bums witnessed it,
said ray was down there.
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Fucking drunk, smoking cigarettes.
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Trying to steal propane for his grill
and that was it, fucking ka-blamo.
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- Motherfucker, he blew himself up.
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Sayin'?
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Sad like a motherfucker too, ain't it?
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I was down with ray, dawg.
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I loved that old white boy.
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- Over this way, please.
- Everybody gather around over here.
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- Get the fuck out of the way.
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- Thanks for coming today, everyone.
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We're gathered here today
at Ray's sanctuary.
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This is a place that most of us
would... rightly call the dump.
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But not ray.
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For ray, this was like
his personal paradise.
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Sorry.
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We're here today to remember ray,
and all of the things that he taught us.
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To celebrate what a wonderful man he was.
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- He wasn't wonderful, he was shitty.
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Maybe the shittiest man there ever was,
ever will be.
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- You better shut
your fucking mouth right now.
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- Goddamn right, you bald-headed,
bespectacled bitch!
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It's a funeral, motherfucker!
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I'm gonna slap the white boy
out your mouths!
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You don't disrespect a motherfucker
like that at his own funeral!
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- Jamie...
- What the fuck's wrong with you, bitch?
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You too Randy, get the fuck back,
fucking Simon Cowell with titties!
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- You're out of fucking line right now.
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- Sorry, Julian.
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My apologies, everyone.
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Continue.
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- Can you please just fucking leave?
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- How could you say that?
- Randy, ray isn't dead.
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Piss still flows in the jug, bud.
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Come on, Randy.
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- How could you say that?
- Rand...
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- Instant Karla, fucky!
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Fuck!
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- Jesus Christ, Ricky!
- Fucking asshole.
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Ricky get up. Ricky...
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Fucking drunk, bubbs.
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My dad was the...
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- It's okay, Ricky.
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- Bubbs, can you fucking read this for me?
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- Yeah, Ricky. It's okay.
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Ricky's a little too upset.
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- Understandably, so...
- Tyrone!
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I'm going to read the words
that he prepared.
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My dad wasn't always right,
but he acted like he was.
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And that was the most important thing
to be thunk of.
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My dad was awesome.
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And if you don't like him...
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You can fuck off.
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That's it. Thank you.
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- Here's to fucking ray.
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Fucking way she goes.
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Fucking way she goes.
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- Fucking way she goes.
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Present arms!
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- Fuck...
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- Jesus Christ, Jacob.
- What the fuck was that?
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- Weak!
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- Sorry, Julian.
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- Oh my fuck, Tyrone!
- What is he doing?
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- He's breaking the fuck north, dawg.
- He hates that halfway house.
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He knows if he gets out of the province
they can't fuck with him.
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- Oh man, that's a dumb move.
- He's gonna end up back in jail.
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- Like you know a lot
about staying out of jail.
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- How's it going?
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Jesus Christ!
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Fucking flyers.
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My dad said the biggest mistakes
of my life was giving up on growing dope.
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Well that, and working for Julian.
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And for a while, I did give up on dope.
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Everybody said I was done.
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Cops, judges, lahey...
They all said, and I kofe,
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"I'd never, ever grow dope again."
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Does this look like I'd never,
ever grow dope again?
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Fuck those guys. Dope's a part
of me, and I can't change that.
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Dope's a part of everybody.
I don't know if you know this,
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but people have these naturally occurring
cannabinoid sectors in their brain.
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What the fuck do you think
we have those there for?
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It's for dope to get us high, that's what.
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The biggest question I had to figure out
last time I went to jail was:
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How in the fuck can I keep doing this
and not get caught?
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But, I also had to figure out
where in the fuck to grow the dope.
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Should I grow it in the trailer park?
Lahey's gonna be fucking with me,
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I'll have cops all over my ass.
It just doesn't fucking work.
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Cops aren't going to fuck with me
in the sub-division.
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Lahey is definitely not going
to fuck with me in the sub-division.
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This is all mine now.
I have all of this,
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because my dad said,
"don't fucking work with Julian."
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Thanks for the fucking advice, dad.
Wish you were here, bud.
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- Ricky did this.
- He caused my stroke.
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Happened the day he got out of jail,
when he shit himself back into this park.
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Now I'm a prisoner, and he's free to go
wherever he wants, whenever he wants.
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Fortunately he's growing his dope
somewhere else.
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But when he shits,
he still shits in the park.
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It is dirty fucking tough.
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I mean, I can't get a real job.
Can't get any job.
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Employers see how many times
I've been to jail,
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and they think it's a mistake
on the goddamn paperwork.
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Then I have to say,
"no, no that's accurate,
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I've been in there that many times."
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Here's your chicken and liquor.
It's $65, plus $10 for delivery.
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You know, so now
I've just been slinging
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chicken, and beer, and cigarettes
and liquor to people
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for a $10 fee just to get by.
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Oh Jesus, I almost forgot your cigarettes.
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Corey hart! Ha! Ha!
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- It wasn't fucking easy.
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I got out of jail and I was just as broke
and fucked up as everyone else.
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So... I fell back on bouncing
at the red knight.
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This skinny little prick was fucking
around, got up on the bar, started dancing.
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He was wasted, I was wasted.
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I grabbed a hold of him,
threw him down, put him in a hold.
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And I don't know what happened,
the guy fucking sucker-punched me.
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Knocked me out in front of everybody.
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I mean, even my doorman saw it.
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That forced me to step back
and say to myself,
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"Julian, are you a fucking bouncer,
or are you a businessman?"
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My business has been up and running
for two months now.
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- Private.
- Good evening, sergeant.
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Go for it.
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Shhh.
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Come on, go, go, go.
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- Nice job, buddy.
- Thanks, Julian.
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- Oh! Jesus Christ, Jacob!
- Jacob, turn the piss off!
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- Fuck!
- I'm really sorry, Jules.
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Man, you're here almost every day,
someone's going to notice something.
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- This stuff is liquid fucking gold, okay?
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These guys in Montreal
want the whole fucking thing.
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It's going to make you
and I a lot of money.
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Julian's got the Lincoln!
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- Hey, man.
- Drink?
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- Yeah, sure.
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- I got a little present for you too, man,
from the harvest.
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- Here you go, bud.
- Right on. Thanks, buddy.
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- Fucking best I've ever grown.
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- Looks good, man.
- Smooth as fuck.
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What the fuck's wrong with you?
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Oh, look at Mr. Fancy.
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- In a move that has raised eyebrows
for some and hopes for others,
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Canada's justice minister today
issued an invitation to marijuana activists
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to speak at a hearing in Ottawa
on a conspicuous date, April 20.
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That puts the hearing on the same date
that thousands of pot activists will gather
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for their annual 4/20 smoke-in
on parliament hill.
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People are lining up in Ottawa
for a chance to have their voices heard.
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Meanwhile, others are confidently predicting
full legalization within a matter of months,
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effectively creating Canada's
marijuana industry.
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- What the fuck does that mean?
- What the fuck are they saying?
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- They want to legalize it.
- It's going to happen.
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- They can't legalize dope now.
- I mean, look what I've got going on here.
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This took me everything I had
to get this going.
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I just can't fucking believe
this is happening right now.
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- Listen, man, this is what we gotta do.
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We've got to sell
all of our product right now
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and get the fuck out while we can.
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We gotta merge our companies together.
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- What does that mean?
- We gotta be partners.
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- I don't want to be rude here,
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but I have a serious fucking problem
with the product that you're selling.
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- — Why?
- Because it's a fucking embarrassing.
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What if Lucy... not to mention Lucy,
what if Trinity, my daughter,
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finds out I'm selling piss with Julian?
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- They're not going to know.
- Do you know what they call Jacob?
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- What?
- Your piss chimp!
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I can't even
believe that you're doing that.
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You've really got me thinking
with this Ottawa shit right now.
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- Fuck.
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I'm sure bubbles is going to want
to fucking do it, he's broke right now.
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- No, no, no, don't in-fucking-volve
bubbles in this, man.
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I'm really fucking worried about bubbles.
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He's really, really the most fucked
I've ever seen him.
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He's drinking constantly,
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he's on his little chicken bike
driving around drunk.
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I don't think he's making a lot of money.
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He just doesn't seem happy.
He's living under j-roc's fucking step.
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- Hey, man.
- Hey, bubbles.
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- Hey, b, the old man and the fat boy
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was here looking for you's stayin',
know what I'm saying?
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- What? What did they want?
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- I don't know what they want, they stank.
- But I do know what me and Sarah want.
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Two years ago he got out the joint,
I was like, "come crash with us."
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I got a spot under my stoop,
you can crash there as long as you want.
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00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:07,180
I didn't mean two years, dawg.
Two fucking years dog.
234
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,681
Two years.
235
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:12,852
Calgary rap battle championship ring.
236
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,980
Hey, I got mad love for all my
past bitches, you know what I mean?
237
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:19,400
But none of them bitches was able
to push up on me the way that Sarah...
238
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:23,780
- She my main... she my... she my bitch.
- You better watch it.
239
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:27,700
- One thing I wish he would excel at
a little more is moving the fuck on, dawg.
240
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,305
- What's going on, boys?
- The fuck outta here, man.
241
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,623
- What is this,
some kind of a fucking intervention?
242
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,083
- It's a friend-tervention, dawg.
243
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,395
It's time to move, know what I'm saying?
You're my boy, but it's time to be a man.
244
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:41,214
- Yeah, I do know what you mean.
- Well, that's a good start.
245
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:44,175
- Yeah, I'll get my stuff packed up
and be on my way.
246
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,636
- Movin' swish in your stomach
from here to somewhere else
247
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:47,887
don't count as moving.
248
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,771
- I don't want to sound ungrateful,
you know?
249
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,899
I do appreciate everything
j—roc and Sarah have done for me.
250
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,318
Want some beans?
251
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:03,603
You fucking love beans, yeah.
252
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,197
They're a little bit hot,
I should have warned you.
253
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:11,494
40 bucks a month has been the rent.
It's actually been quite nice, but...
254
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:16,124
Apparently now, the sentiment is
that maybe I've overstayed my welcome.
255
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,751
- What the fuck?
256
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,420
Trin!
257
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,798
- Dad, I'm sorry,
the transmission is fucked.
258
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,259
- It's stuck in reverse.
- Totally fucked, Ricky.
259
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,530
- Hey, I appreciate you not making that
kind of language in front of my daughter.
260
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:32,682
I also appreciate you
not working on my fucking car.
261
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:35,494
Just stick to mall security, okay?
Chasing kids around the food court.
262
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,562
Chhh, copy? Chhh, Georgie?
263
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,524
- You look good, luce.
- You look good too, Rick.
264
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:41,607
- You look fucked.
265
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,235
Brought that for you.
266
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:49,532
- So reverse still works?
- Yeah, yeah it's fine.
267
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,976
- Hi, bubbles.
268
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,979
This letter was sent
to the old sunnyvale po box.
269
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,815
Address was hard to read,
so we opened it.
270
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:26,068
- You read my mail, Randy?
- Sorry, bubbles.
271
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:51,719
- Three black!
272
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,362
Mr. Lahey, check this out.
273
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:14,075
I found this suit thing and
respirator thing in Julian's bag.
274
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,119
- Tag it and bag it, Randy.
- Put it with the rest of the evidence.
275
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:20,790
Something happened to Julian.
I don't know what it was.
276
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,292
But do you remember
all those girlfriends he used to have?
277
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,462
Beautiful women, day and night,
back and forth to his trailer.
278
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:29,924
All of a sudden, just up and stopped.
279
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,759
What the hell have we got here?
280
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:36,681
- Look at that, Randy.
- Meth cocks?
281
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,892
- Fuck, it's Ricky.
282
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,729
- Is he coming here?
- Looks like it.
283
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:47,567
- Oh, shit!
- Go see what he wants.
284
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,737
See what he wants, Randy.
285
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,881
- Guys, I just want to fucking come in,
have a nice peaceful talk.
286
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,594
- Ricky...
- Frig off, Ricky.
287
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:01,080
- Ricky! This is trespassing, Ricky!
- Ricky!
288
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,417
- Just calm down, guys.
289
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,670
I hear you fucky-donkies
are snooping around.
290
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,649
- What the hell do you want, Ricky?
- If you guys want my garbage,
291
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:13,175
I'll just bring it to you every day.
Is that what you want?
292
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,930
Ricky! For fuck's sakes!
293
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,286
- Why don't you go outside and play
some fucking dandelions
294
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,938
or some sprinklers there, Randall?
Just shutty that fucky!
295
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:27,977
What's with your hair, man?
296
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,336
You think you're a fucking beavil
or something? You look fucked.
297
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,904
Oh, thanks, guys.
298
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:38,159
So Jim, why don't you tell me,
what the fuck are you looking for?
299
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,119
- I'll tell you what we're looking for,
Ricky.
300
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:45,291
We found these cocks in Julian's garbage.
301
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,003
- So what if someone threw cocks
in the garbage? Who cares?
302
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,298
If you guys haven't noticed,
this trailer park is going to shit again.
303
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:55,319
So why don't you and fuckgut bobannaran,
or whatever the fuck you call him,
304
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,219
go and do your little
trailer-park dummy-jobs
305
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,865
instead of digging through peoples garbage
trying to find cocks.
306
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:04,894
- Ricky, Julian cannot have
a goddamn meth lab in this fucking park.
307
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,479
Meth?
308
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,485
He's selling piss, you fucking dumb-dumb.
309
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,824
- Piss?
- Drug piss.
310
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,410
When people are on drugs and get tested,
they need clean piss.
311
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:22,828
That's what he's selling.
312
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:27,083
- Ricky, I know this isn't the right time,
but could I get 10, 20 grams from you?
313
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,251
- Randy!
- What?
314
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,046
- Yeah, I could probably
make that happen, Randy.
315
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,423
- Ricky, you been watching
the news lately?
316
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:37,510
Hear what's going on in Ottawa?
They're going to make marijuana legal.
317
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,596
Know what that means, Ricky?
Means you're out of business.
318
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,265
Yeah, I seen the news, and guess what?
319
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,991
I'm going to fucking Ottawa.
And they're not going to get it legal
320
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,020
if I have anything to do with it.
Fuck that.
321
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:51,065
- Really? Yeah, you're gonna go in that,
are you, Ricky?
322
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,359
Hey Rick, little bit of advice,
323
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:56,112
don't count your chickens
before they shit, Rick.
324
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:59,990
- Oh yeah? Little piece of advice for you.
- Why don't you accept the fact
325
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:02,516
that I'm going to be fucking growing dope
in this park again?
326
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,013
Just accept it, 'cause there's nothing
you can fucking do about it.
327
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:08,457
Stay out of my shit, boys, okay?
Love you guys.
328
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,085
- Nice, Randy, nice.
329
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,980
The park's spring cleanup is now on.
330
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:17,967
Please take all your garbage,
or any shit you want to throw away.
331
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:20,803
Old washing machines,
whatever the fuck it is.
332
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:24,432
Take it all to the supervisors' trailer
and leave it on the front lawn.
333
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,101
Thank you, park spring cleanup.
334
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,772
- What time is it, king of the dot?
- Time for some suckas to get knocked out.
335
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,702
You know what I'm saying?
Hang on, one second.
336
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,908
There you go, white boy.
Go the fuck on.
337
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,328
Some white boy from the park,
you know what I'm? Buying dope.
338
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:49,999
Doin' a good business, dawg. Anyway,
them motherfuckers goin' to Montreal,
339
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,561
so I don't know if they want you
to roll with 'em, know what I mean?
340
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,004
But I'm gonna axe Julian
for you right quick.
341
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,130
Hang on one second.
342
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,423
5-0.
343
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,676
I'm gonna tape it for world star hip hop,
know what I'm saying?
344
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:04,013
Just in case some shit goes down, dawg,
I got this evidence.
345
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:07,016
What's up, motherfucker?
I know what's goin' on,
346
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,435
you think I know where t is
'cause I'm white?
347
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,937
Just some white boy in a cop car, dawg.
348
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:15,191
Anyway, I'm gonna axe Jules,
I'll let you know what he says. Ah!
349
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,616
- Where the fuck did the snow come from?
350
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,952
Freeze my unit off out here.
351
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,847
Hey, boys. How's she goin'?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
352
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,516
- Look at this.
- Ooh, what's this?
353
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,726
That's not your chicken.
354
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:54,063
I don't want any fucking trouble here.
355
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,737
Ah!!!
356
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:06,450
Ah, fuck. Help me...
357
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:10,913
There was four of them.
Cocksuckers chicken-jacked me.
358
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,418
Officer, could you grab
that letter on the ground for me, please?
359
00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:20,381
I think I'm going into shock.
Thank you.
360
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:26,679
Cocksucker!!!
361
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,042
- It's only a matter of time
till the 5-0 smokes him out though, dawg.
362
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,920
They always search my trailer,
you know what I'm saying? And he was like,
363
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,798
"think Julian would be alright if I went
to Montreal with them motherfuckers?"
364
00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,574
And I was like, "I'm gonna axe."
365
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,200
What's poppin', tighty?
366
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:56,876
Excuse me, I'm Dr. J-roc,
you know what I'm saying?
367
00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:58,669
I'm gonna prescribe this
for your mouths.
368
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,005
- Sayin' you, boy.
- Thanks, j-roc.
369
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:03,173
- You got the rainmen game
on your eastlink.
370
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:06,802
- What happened to you?
- Oh, I got jumped by some shit rats.
371
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,889
I think I got a broken rib.
372
00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:12,600
Couple scrapes and cuts.
I'm alright, though.
373
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,269
You know, it's okay in here, actually.
The bed's quite comfy,
374
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,605
I got a nice TV and the food's okay.
375
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:20,482
- You got a broken rib
while you was delivering chicken?
376
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:23,569
- Chicken and ribs?
- Stop.
377
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:26,822
- Chicken and ribs.
- J-roc, stop it. It hurts to laugh.
378
00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,742
- Dawg, go to school, know what I'm saying?
- Upgrade.
379
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:32,494
Go to community college,
be a veterinary assistant.
380
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:36,206
Work at the convenience store, dawg,
but don't be slangin' chicken at your age.
381
00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:43,047
Man that houndstooth,
sweat pant, tearaway bitch...
382
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:48,344
No man of his age should be wearing
that shit, trying to get by in life.
383
00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,155
- Fuck, bubbles!
- What the hell happened, man?
384
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:53,807
- Oh, I got jumped
delivering chicken, fucking wasted.
385
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,912
Police report called it a drunken fight
over chicken, they're not pursuing it.
386
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,562
I don't want to talk about it, Ricky.
387
00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:00,415
- We can't just let some fucking ballsucks
beat you up, man.
388
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,732
That's bullshit.
We gotta go find
389
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,609
- these fucking guys right now.
- Shh!
390
00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:07,738
- Don't fucking shush me.
391
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:09,966
Here man, take this,
it'll fucking help you out.
392
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,116
Any more beers around, boys?
393
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:13,953
- Excuse me, excuse me. Ah...
394
00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:18,332
Look, your ribs are bruised,
but not broken.
395
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:22,127
Take these and rest up.
You can go home.
396
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,171
Actually, all of you.
397
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:27,174
- Right now, please.
- Gotta finish our drinks here, bud.
398
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:30,052
- We're going right now, doctor.
- Thank you for everything.
399
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,297
- Right now.
- 'Cause we're not rich enough, like you?
400
00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:34,666
I bet I'll make more fucking money
than you will this year.
401
00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:36,684
- Boys, can we just...
402
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:38,978
Let's all go to Julian's house,
like old times,
403
00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:41,480
and just chill out and have some drinks.
What do you say?
404
00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:42,805
- I'm gonna bust to fuck home,
405
00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:45,418
you know what I'm saying?
But I'm glad you alright, man.
406
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:48,237
- Thanks j-roc.
- What I'm gonna tell t, dawg?
407
00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:52,199
- Tell him I'll think about it.
- Sink about it quick dawg, clock's tackin'.
408
00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:57,871
What'd Phil say?
409
00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:00,809
- He said Julian rented the dirty burger
for a drive to Montreal.
410
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,335
He's also looking to buy
used deep-freezers.
411
00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:07,589
- Yeah, well I'm not attracted
to Julian anymore.
412
00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:08,757
Huh?
413
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,761
- It's not Julian we want,
it's Ricky we want to track.
414
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:14,638
I've got an idea.
415
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:17,516
How much money we got
in our vacation fund, bud?
416
00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:18,851
- Mr. Lahey, no.
417
00:25:18,976 --> 00:25:22,271
- Yeah, Randy, yeah.
418
00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:26,191
- My god, look at all the piss.
419
00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:30,320
What's up with
the big box of birds, Julian?
420
00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:32,364
- There my supervised test kits, bubbs.
421
00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:36,535
They're 80 bucks each, I get 60 bucks
in profit for these fuckin' things.
422
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:40,622
- Listen, I need to talk to you guys
about something important, though.
423
00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:42,791
What's up, man?
424
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:46,253
- Julian, can you stop
handling the wieners for one second?
425
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,547
- Want a toke?
- It's important.
426
00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:56,096
Listen, Randy dropped off this letter.
427
00:25:57,306 --> 00:25:58,599
It's from a lawyer.
428
00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:02,644
Apparently, my parents passed away.
429
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:07,775
- I'm sorry, man.
430
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,239
Easy.
431
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:18,077
- Ah... fuck, man. You okay?
432
00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:22,331
- Yeah. I know what it feels like,
if you need someone to talk to.
433
00:26:22,456 --> 00:26:23,624
It fuckin' sucks.
434
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:28,587
- No, I'm okay. I mean, fuck,
I didn't even know them, you know?
435
00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:32,591
It's sad and everything,
but I'll be alright.
436
00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:38,430
- Boys, they left me a house.
- They left you a fucking house?
437
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:42,101
- They left me a house
and a big piece of land in Kingston.
438
00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:45,771
- Nice!
- Look I got the deed right here.
439
00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,940
Lawyers have been trying
to track me down.
440
00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,859
Look at this, this is the final notice.
441
00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:53,529
It says if I don't claim it,
they're going to take the house,
442
00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:56,698
and the land, and all the possessions
and put it up for auction.
443
00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:58,742
Like, I need to deal with this right away.
444
00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:01,787
- Well, I can get you to fucking Kingston.
- Just come with me to Ottawa.
445
00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:04,952
We'll both get high as fuck, help me
tell those government dicks to fuck off,
446
00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:06,291
and then we'll go to the house.
447
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,110
- Are you going to drive
all the way there in reverse, Rick?
448
00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:11,713
- I can fix my fucking transmission,
Julian.
449
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:14,883
Just keep playing with your little cocks,
okay? Don't worry about me.
450
00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:16,635
- Yes, Francis and Dillon.
451
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,097
Yes, I'm their son, bubbles.
452
00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:26,145
No, I will be there, I'll bring
all my identification and everything.
453
00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:28,939
But I will be there
as soon as humanly possible.
454
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,483
Okay, thank you very much.
455
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:34,486
- Bubbs, check that out.
456
00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:40,159
- Holy fuck! Decent!
457
00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:43,328
- It's a 1977 Volkswagen camper Van.
458
00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:44,889
Solid body, man.
459
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:47,332
New paint, no rust, man,
mint condition.
460
00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:48,709
Thanks a lot, man. Good work.
461
00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:50,034
- You're dismissed.
- Yes, sir.
462
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,521
- Hop in, man, check it out.
- Wow!
463
00:27:51,545 --> 00:27:54,173
- Fuck, this is cool.
- Look at this thing.
464
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:58,677
- All those appliances back there,
they work perfectly.
465
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:00,718
Man, this thing is loaded.
466
00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:02,764
- Fuck.
- Wow.
467
00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:05,559
- Does this fold out into a fucking bed?
468
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,444
- As soon as we're
done the job in Montreal,
469
00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:09,438
I'll take you
to your mom's place in Kingston.
470
00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:12,858
How many people are going to pay you
$6,000 for two days' work,
471
00:28:12,983 --> 00:28:16,111
and then give you a camper Van
on top of it, huh?
472
00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:19,031
I'm treating this
like a working vacation man.
473
00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:26,955
- Well, I guess the writing of the wall
says it all.
474
00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:30,209
I'm going to Ottawa,
you guys have a safe trip.
475
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:33,253
- Ricky, I haven't decided I'm going.
476
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:36,757
- Well, I can pretty much tell
what you're gonna fuckin' decide.
477
00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:43,013
- This thing is fucking amazing!
478
00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:44,765
It's got its own fridge!
479
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:50,229
Julian! This is the piss wagon!
480
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:51,438
- I have to go to Ottawa,
481
00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:53,666
and I think the problem is,
Julian's jealous of me,
482
00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:55,971
because, you know,
I'm doing really good with weed, and...
483
00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:59,488
I'm going on this quest.
I'm kind of clearing my head about my dad,
484
00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:03,158
and I'm kind of doing it for my dad,
and I can't let them fucking legalize this.
485
00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:05,911
And I think Julian's jealous
that I'm doing so well.
486
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:09,164
I've got these quests on the go that
he's trying to lure bubbles away from me.
487
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:12,352
"Bubbles, you can't go to Ottawa with
Ricky, you can come with me to Montreal,
488
00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:15,296
make all this money in piss, and I'll
give you a free fucking camper Van!"
489
00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:26,914
- That's all my stuff out of there.
490
00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:29,327
I shouldn't be gone
more than three or four days, tops.
491
00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:31,204
- Yeah, that's cool.
- The cats are in the house.
492
00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:33,105
- Okay.
- Where ya going, anyway?
493
00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:36,275
- I'm just going, you know...
- I got work to do, out of province.
494
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,400
With Julian?
495
00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:40,696
- Yup.
- Look bubbles, be careful okay?
496
00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:44,866
- Don't go to jail or anything.
- Jail? I'm not planning on going to jail.
497
00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:46,576
- Well, nobody plans on going to jail.
498
00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:48,745
Anyway, take care of yourself.
499
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,126
- See ya.
500
00:30:09,433 --> 00:30:13,812
- Don't talk back to him,
let me do the talking. Let's go.
501
00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:27,284
- What the fuck do you guys want?
- We want to talk to the man.
502
00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:28,994
- Side door, dummies.
503
00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:35,584
- Tell grandma I said hi, or konnichiwa,
or sayonara, or whatever the fuck it is.
504
00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,919
You got company cy,
lahey and Randy.
505
00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:40,172
- What the fuck do they want?
506
00:30:40,297 --> 00:30:41,548
- I got cash, Cyrus.
507
00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:44,176
I need a favour.
508
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:47,387
- Well I got cash too,
and I don't need no favours.
509
00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:49,056
- A lot of cash, Cyrus.
510
00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:51,725
- Frisk 'em.
- You got it.
511
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,353
Back up, up against that fence,
hands over your head.
512
00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:57,189
- Fuck off...
- Turn around, kiss the fence!
513
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:01,818
Fuck!
514
00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:03,703
- Stand still, fuck!
- Easy, Sam.
515
00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:07,074
- Hands off the groin.
- That's what I get paid for, man.
516
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:08,408
- Fucking doing, Sam?
517
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:11,745
- We're clean!
- Randy, what the fuck man,
518
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,955
you're making me look stupid
in front of Cyrus.
519
00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:16,083
Why didn't you call
for an appointment?
520
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:19,294
- Okay, boss, they're clean.
- Well, let them the fuck in.
521
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:21,814
- Working for Cyrus?
- It's pretty fucking good, let me tell you.
522
00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:24,966
I watched his back when we were in prison,
he said he'd take care of me.
523
00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:29,471
- He works for kraft dinner,
and that's... fairly inexpensive.
524
00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:32,599
- Not here to fuck with you, Cyrus.
- I want to talk business.
525
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:35,018
- Take a seat, Jimmy.
- Thanks.
526
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,562
I hear you and Julian
are getting along well.
527
00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:40,524
- Where the fuck did you hear that?
- I'm not trying to make a point,
528
00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:43,985
I'm just trying to say
that it's nice to have peace in the park.
529
00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:46,113
- Right.
- Yeah, I was...
530
00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:51,243
I always considered you
to be a very sensible and...
531
00:31:53,036 --> 00:31:56,498
Cyrus, I'm going to level with you.
532
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:59,960
I was hoping you could do me a favour
and I could do you a favour sometime.
533
00:32:00,085 --> 00:32:02,254
- What makes you think
I would do you a favour, Jim?
534
00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:07,592
- Cyrus, I uh...
- I want to tell you the truth about this.
535
00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:10,429
Doctor told me I...
I had to give up drinking.
536
00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:13,849
And I'm going to need something
to help get me through,
537
00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:16,643
- 'cause, I'm in a lot of pain, Cyrus.
- Right...
538
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,146
- I'm looking to buy
a large quantity of good cocaine.
539
00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:23,024
One time, safely, enough to get me by.
540
00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:25,068
I can't drink anymore, Cyrus.
541
00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:27,255
- I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about Jimmy,
542
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:30,157
- 'cause I don't deal in coke, never did.
- Well, I heard that...
543
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:32,409
- Fuck what you heard, Jimmy!
544
00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:36,997
I never sold coke.
Never did, never will.
545
00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:40,959
Those are just dumb-ass stories people make up
'cause a guy's making a little bit of money.
546
00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:44,588
Sam, pick up the bag, pack up the car
and get these dummies the fuck out of here!
547
00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:47,150
- Taking a little road trip
to Montreal are you?
548
00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:49,384
- Never mind where I'm going, Jimmy,
get the fuck out!
549
00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:52,012
- Sam, pick up the bag!
- Get the fuck out of the way.
550
00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:53,722
- Come on, let's go!
- You fuckin' shit!
551
00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:58,894
- Get the fuck out, Jim!
- Get out of here, both of you!
552
00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:02,856
- Cyrus, if I fucking see you back
in the park...
553
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:05,233
- Get... fuck off!
554
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:08,153
Fuckin' weirdos!
555
00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,742
What the fuck's he want?
556
00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:20,183
- What the fuck do you want, Sam?
- Sorry about the rough stuff, boys.
557
00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:23,960
Okay, listen, as long as we keep the boss
out of it, I can get you anything you want.
558
00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:27,631
- You wait right here, I'll be right back.
- Don't you worry.
559
00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:32,010
Randy, guess what I got.
560
00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:36,890
I got Cyrus' map. What's this?
Terry... Jules!
561
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,100
Julian's cellphone number, Randy.
562
00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:42,771
- I thought this was about Ricky.
- Trust me, it is.
563
00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:47,359
Randy, we talked over
my feelings for Julian.
564
00:33:47,484 --> 00:33:49,486
I mean, who cares if he goes to jail?
565
00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:56,993
- Well, I'm responsible
for taking the product, you know,
566
00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:58,745
when it arrives in the big containers
567
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:02,624
and putting it into the little...
The little test tubes.
568
00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:06,127
You know, and eventually you're going
to have to get your pee tested, so...
569
00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:07,504
That's where Julian comes in.
570
00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:13,176
You know, $60, $70 for some clean piss
to keep your job, that's nothing.
571
00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:16,680
Can't beat military grade, man.
572
00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:19,558
Yeah, she's clean.
573
00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:22,769
This is fuckin' bullshit!
574
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:23,937
Fuck!
575
00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:27,232
- Jacob showed up here today
highly intoxicated,
576
00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:28,900
trying to deal with his problems.
577
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:30,902
- We gotta talk about something.
578
00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:33,363
- Is your dad cool
with the seven day, $70 rental?
579
00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:36,408
- He's agreed to rent it,
but he wants to know what the trip is for.
580
00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:38,386
- Tell him we're going
to a convention or something.
581
00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:40,912
What about your father's credit card
and driver's license?
582
00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:42,163
- Yeah, I got 'em.
583
00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:45,625
- Now, we're probably not even
going to use these, okay?
584
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:48,062
They're just for emergencies, okay?
So don't worry about it.
585
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:51,965
Alright, bubbs, give him a hand
bringing in the rest of the jugs.
586
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,592
- Let's get the piss, Jacob.
587
00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:56,344
- There is no more, I got caught.
588
00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:00,181
I'm being dishonourably discharged
from the military,
589
00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:03,184
for security breaches,
and collecting urine.
590
00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:05,687
Oh no, Jacob.
591
00:35:07,022 --> 00:35:08,732
- Okay, this isn't a big deal.
592
00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:10,525
- How am I going to tell my dad?
593
00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:14,654
- You can't brag about your son
when he got caught collecting piss.
594
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:17,073
- You don't tell your dad anything, okay?
595
00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:20,535
He needs to know nothing.
Just focus on this mission.
596
00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:21,953
This is the big leagues.
597
00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:24,873
If you ever need a letter of
recommendation, you come to me.
598
00:35:26,082 --> 00:35:28,793
- You cool?
- Yeah, it's cool.
599
00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:30,462
- Okay, you're dismissed.
600
00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:35,634
- Julian!
601
00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:40,472
He just lost his fucking career for you
and you don't even care.
602
00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:43,808
- He knows the fucking risks.
- The risks?
603
00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:46,603
Do I know the risks?
Maybe I don't know the risks.
604
00:35:46,728 --> 00:35:48,563
- Hey, we're not going to end up in jail.
605
00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,958
If that's what you're worried about,
it's not going to happen.
606
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:53,568
- Oh, I'm not going to fucking jail,
believe me.
607
00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:56,696
When we get to Kingston,
maybe I should just stay there.
608
00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:59,741
You know, new house,
new piece of land.
609
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:02,369
Maybe I'll start
a fucking goat farm or something
610
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:03,662
and just be done with this.
611
00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:08,082
- Hey.
612
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:10,186
- Holy fuck, look at the unicorn
collection now.
613
00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:12,504
- Yeah, I know.
- I got you a new one.
614
00:36:12,629 --> 00:36:15,674
- Oh, it's awesome! Thank you!
- Errrrr!
615
00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:19,260
- Nice.
616
00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:22,931
Remember that time in the bathroom
at the midtown?
617
00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:24,474
Yeah!
618
00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:29,396
- Oh, hey, George.
- What's going on here, luce?
619
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:30,939
- Um, Rick just popped around.
620
00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:33,668
- Just dropping off
some dope and unicorns, George.
621
00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:36,945
- Dropped by with dope and unicorns...
- Yeah, I dropped by
622
00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:40,365
with some fucking dope and unicorns there,
fucky mcfucksnapper!
623
00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:42,593
You got a problem with that,
you got a problem with me.
624
00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:46,705
- So Rick went back to jail, again,
which was a deal-breaker for me, 'cause...
625
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:50,375
So, I was at the mall, and George
was there, and he started coming over,
626
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:53,878
and he started staying over, and he's
here more and more and more, and...
627
00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:58,591
You know, he, uh... and I are fine, and...
628
00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:01,136
That's what we have going now.
629
00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:03,972
- What do you think's going on?
- Well I don't know, luce.
630
00:37:04,097 --> 00:37:07,809
- It doesn't look very good to me here, right?
- Holy fuck, you're stupid, George.
631
00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:10,228
There's nothing going on.
I'm going on a little trip.
632
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:12,713
I stopped by to say goodbye to Lucy
and my fucking daughter.
633
00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:14,899
If you have a problem with that,
we got a problem.
634
00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:19,195
- Look, you guys broken up or what?
- Just tell me.
635
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,448
Or is this just some game
and I'm the dumb guy?
636
00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:24,200
- I totally agree with ya.
- But you're gonna have to talk to Lucy
637
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,869
about how dumb you are.
I gotta go.
638
00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:26,995
- See ya later, Rick.
639
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:31,916
- George, you got something right there.
- What the fuck is that? Oh, there it is.
640
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,259
- What the fuck?
641
00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:43,595
Fucking Ricky!
642
00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:45,638
Fuck!
643
00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:51,102
- Mr. Lahey?
- In here bandy-ran.
644
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:57,025
Banny, the cops won't come when we call.
645
00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:59,944
But guess who will?
Bomb squad, Randy.
646
00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:02,322
They will act swiftly
and with consequence.
647
00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:05,366
They won't find a bomb,
but guess what they will find?
648
00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:07,911
Cocaine.
649
00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:12,874
We follow Ricky today,
we plant it and then we make the call.
650
00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:17,128
They find this much shit powder on Ricky,
he's doing ten years, Randy.
651
00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:22,008
It's Ricky.
652
00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:25,804
- Have a good trip, boys.
- Good luck.
653
00:38:25,929 --> 00:38:27,347
- Cheers, man.
654
00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:36,397
- Jesus, Ricky...
- Here, hold that for one second.
655
00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:39,025
What's the voltage of this?
656
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:42,320
- Bubbs, you're asking the wrong guy here,
I have no fucking idea.
657
00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:44,322
- That doesn't make any fucking sense.
658
00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:47,158
- Hey t. What's up, man?
- What's going on, bubs? How you doin' man?
659
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:49,410
- Hey, t, what's going on?
- What's happening, man?
660
00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:52,080
- I guess you're on the run, are ya?
- Man, I had to get
661
00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:54,541
the hell out that halfway house,
it's crazy in there, man.
662
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:56,251
Julian man, thanks for the ride man.
663
00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:58,419
- I appreciate it.
- No problem, no problem.
664
00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:02,382
- I'm starving, any food around?
- Any drinks or anything?
665
00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:03,550
I'm starving.
666
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,611
- I got some old swish here
I've been drinking.
667
00:39:05,635 --> 00:39:07,035
- I'll take it.
- You can have that,
668
00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:09,764
- I got a few gummy worms.
- I'll take those too, man.
669
00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:11,724
- You'll want those.
- Thanks, bubbs.
670
00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:14,644
- Alright, you get in the camper
and you lay low, man.
671
00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:17,230
- I gotta love t,
he my boy from back in the day.
672
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:21,317
Got love for them three motherfuckers.
Googley-eyeing bitches and drinking and shit.
673
00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:24,445
But at the same time,
I got madder love for Sarah.
674
00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:27,699
She's right in front of my eyes
all these years, you know what I'm saying?
675
00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:30,410
They want me to come,
I'm like, "fuck outta here, man."
676
00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:33,121
- You hired him?
- The cops are looking for him.
677
00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:35,748
- Bubbs I didn't hire him,
I'm dropping him off in moncton.
678
00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:37,000
- It's dangerous.
679
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:39,478
- Listen, he's a friend,
he needs to get out of town.
680
00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:42,142
- That's fuckin' dangerous.
- I don't want to be in that situation.
681
00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:44,549
- He's driving with me,
you're driving with Jacob.
682
00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:46,134
Don't worry about it.
683
00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:50,471
Okay, let's go get the dirty burger
and load up the freezers.
684
00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:52,557
Where the fuck is Jacob?
685
00:39:52,682 --> 00:39:56,936
Fuck, there's Phil, Julian,
and he's standing guard.
686
00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:58,521
- Jacob, back to the house.
687
00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:03,401
- Hey, Phil.
688
00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:06,338
- Fuck off, Julian, there's no
way you're using the dirty burger.
689
00:40:06,362 --> 00:40:08,364
- What?
- Get the fuck out of here!
690
00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:11,200
- You go... get... clear off!
- What's he talking about?
691
00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:13,453
- He knows everything Julian, I'm sorry.
692
00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:15,997
- Jacob, why did you tell him?
693
00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:18,958
- Get in the house, Jacob.
- Jacob, get the fuck out here.
694
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:23,171
- Julian is the kingpin
con of course, and...
695
00:40:23,296 --> 00:40:25,965
And, um, Jacob's always
looked up to Julian,
696
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:31,721
and... always had a hero crush type thing
on him, for fuck's sake.
697
00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:34,098
It's tough for a dad
to compete with sometimes.
698
00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:38,353
He had a career in the military
and you went and fucked it up, you bastard.
699
00:40:38,478 --> 00:40:40,980
- Listen, I'm taking the dirty burger,
we had a deal.
700
00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:42,482
And your son's coming with me.
701
00:40:43,024 --> 00:40:45,693
- You never mentioned nothing
about driving piss to Montreal
702
00:40:45,818 --> 00:40:49,530
- in a food truck, now fuck off!
- Go get Jacob please.
703
00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:51,866
T, start up the dirty burger.
Listen, we had a deal.
704
00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:53,311
I already fucking paid you, okay?
705
00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:55,554
- Don't fucking resist, Jacob.
- I'm not allowed!
706
00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:56,858
- You're fuckin' coming with us!
707
00:40:57,246 --> 00:40:58,891
- Julian, he's a lot fucking stronger
than he looks!
708
00:40:58,915 --> 00:41:02,210
- Bubbs, get him out of here!
- I'm not finished with you yet.
709
00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:05,033
- You son of a bitch.
- Wrap that fucking hose around him.
710
00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:06,255
- You goddamn bastards.
711
00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:08,967
- Shut the fuck up, man.
- You fucking bastards.
712
00:41:09,092 --> 00:41:12,363
- Phil, don't make me fuckin' hammer you.
- You want it? 'Cause you can get it, man.
713
00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:14,573
- Stay in the goddamn house, son!
- Jacob, get the fuck over here!
714
00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:19,227
- T, give me a hand here,
drag this big bastard up the street.
715
00:41:19,352 --> 00:41:21,813
- Fuckin' sons of whores!
- Oh, fuck, quit complaining.
716
00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:23,982
- Goddamn it!
- Phil, just fucking relax.
717
00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:25,107
-Ah...
718
00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:26,192
Jesus Christ!
719
00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:29,070
- God, I fucking hate dealing with him.
- You prick!
720
00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:33,282
But the bastards overwhelmed me and
before I know it they were fucking gone.
721
00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:35,451
- Come back here, you bastards!
722
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:40,957
- Fucking thing!
723
00:41:47,797 --> 00:41:49,757
- Keep that on channel 4.
724
00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:53,219
- By myself? I don't want to drive
by myself. What if I fall asleep?
725
00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,096
- Bubbs, what do you want me to do here?
726
00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:57,432
- Well, maybe I should go ask Ricky
if he'll come.
727
00:41:57,557 --> 00:42:00,268
- I'll ask him one more time.
- We don't need Ricky.
728
00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:02,937
- No, we don't need him, I realize that,
729
00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:06,733
but I'd like to have him there as
my friend. This isn't all about you.
730
00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:08,943
Ricky is our friend, don't forget.
731
00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:11,946
They're pulling on me
like I'm a goddamn wishbone.
732
00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:13,906
That's what I feel like.
I feel like...
733
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:18,286
You know, they're just pulling on me
and I'm going to snap, eventually.
734
00:42:18,411 --> 00:42:19,996
- I'm hitcheling to Ottawa, fuck it.
735
00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:22,206
It's no big deal.
Somebody will fucking drive me.
736
00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:25,001
Thing is, I've got to go,
'cause if they make this legal...
737
00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:28,713
Big business is going to swoop in
and make millions of dollars.
738
00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:30,590
Government will tax the cock off that.
739
00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:32,955
What about guys like me
that have been growing for years?
740
00:42:33,009 --> 00:42:35,928
Providing great dope to people.
Helping people out, going to jail...
741
00:42:37,346 --> 00:42:40,099
To add assault to injury
we get fucked out of ever growing again.
742
00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:47,648
- Ricky, what are you doing?
- You're not hitchhiking, are you?
743
00:42:47,774 --> 00:42:50,985
- That's greasy.
- I got no other fucking choice.
744
00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:54,614
- Why don't you let me drive you?
- Where's Jacob?
745
00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:58,076
- He's not coming now,
it was a big shit show with Phil Collins.
746
00:42:58,701 --> 00:43:01,788
I'm in here by myself. At least let me
drive you up to the highway.
747
00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:03,393
- I'm not fucking working for Julian.
748
00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:06,417
- Ricky, you wouldn't be,
you'd just be keeping me company.
749
00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:08,127
Come on, let's go.
750
00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:11,645
We can stop at the gas station,
we'll get some microwave twisters.
751
00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:14,675
Microwave twisters...!
752
00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:17,929
Ricky's getting in the Van.
753
00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:21,891
- Got your cellphone, bud?
- Yup, right here.
754
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,146
- Living the fuckin' dream,
afghanerandy.
755
00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:29,649
And we're off!
756
00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:33,611
Good drink, Randy.
757
00:43:42,662 --> 00:43:45,289
♪ I've been feeling kind of funny ♪
758
00:43:47,208 --> 00:43:49,710
♪ everything is sunny... ♪
759
00:43:51,587 --> 00:43:54,382
- Cocksucker looks like she's running
a little hot.
760
00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:57,051
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah...
761
00:43:57,176 --> 00:43:58,176
- Looks alright.
762
00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:02,390
- Dirty dancer, this is tumbleweed,
what's your 20? Come on back.
763
00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:05,393
- Tumbleweed to the dirty dancer?
- Cb handles Ricky,
764
00:44:05,518 --> 00:44:08,187
- we need to use discretion.
- Cool.
765
00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:09,564
You there, bubbs?
766
00:44:09,689 --> 00:44:13,109
- It's tumbleweed.
- Go ahead. Over.
767
00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:16,279
- Ricky wouldn't happen
to be with you, would he?
768
00:44:16,404 --> 00:44:18,072
No, no, no, no, no...
769
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:21,826
- Uh, that is a negative,
dirty dancer, over.
770
00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:25,079
- Man, what a dummy.
- They're gonna arrest him
771
00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:27,415
and he's gonna make
a fucking fool of himself.
772
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:31,919
Oh well fuck him, you know, but what's that?
12 grand split two ways, that's even better.
773
00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:35,256
- Ah, let's just stay off the radios now,
dirty dancer.
774
00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:39,177
Let's just keep it for emergencies only.
Over.
775
00:44:39,302 --> 00:44:40,887
- Copy that, bud. I'm hungry.
776
00:44:41,262 --> 00:44:44,265
We 'il get something to eat in moncton
in an hour or so, you cool?
777
00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:46,767
- Copy that, let's go hammer down
double nickels.
778
00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:49,145
Watch out for moncton city kitties. Over.
779
00:44:49,270 --> 00:44:50,354
- What?
780
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:55,651
- Cb talk. Go fast and watch out
for moncton city cops.
781
00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:58,905
- Do you think I'm going
to make a fool of myself?
782
00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:04,452
- Ricky, I think you just do
whatever you're gonna do.
783
00:45:04,577 --> 00:45:07,914
You'll be alright. I'm just glad
you're here. Who's got your belly?
784
00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:11,459
- How ya doing, bud?
- I'm tired.
785
00:45:11,584 --> 00:45:14,212
- Tired? Randy, come on now,
have a little fun.
786
00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:16,464
- I wish we could just go home.
- Of course you do,
787
00:45:16,589 --> 00:45:18,966
'cause you're just a big baby.
Have a little drink, Randy.
788
00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:22,094
- I don't want a drink.
- Randy, have a little. Come on, man.
789
00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:25,890
I don't want to party alone.
Don't get too close, don't get too close...
790
00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:30,478
- Thanks bubbs. It's gonna be fun, man.
- I got a ton ofjoints rolled.
791
00:45:30,603 --> 00:45:33,397
Four cocks of pepperoni.
You want a cock?
792
00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:35,775
- Yeah, break me off half a cock, Ricky.
793
00:45:37,652 --> 00:45:39,153
- Here, bubbs.
- Thanks.
794
00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:42,090
- At least we 're doing something
with our lives.
795
00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:45,493
- Not selling fucking piss.
- Yeah.
796
00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:48,764
- I just feel like I have to do this.
- I got to try to change the world.
797
00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:50,790
It's bullshit, what the government's doing.
798
00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:52,792
Fucking legalize it,
now of all times.
799
00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:54,561
They're gonna hire
about 10,000 fucking people,
800
00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,545
but they won't hire me,
'cause I've been in jail
801
00:45:56,671 --> 00:45:58,631
for growing fucking dope!
How fucked is that?!
802
00:45:59,715 --> 00:46:03,177
- It's a hard cock to suck Ricky.
- Fucking government.
803
00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:05,388
- Hard cock to suck.
804
00:46:05,513 --> 00:46:06,793
- Ah!
- I can't believe you spent
805
00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:11,435
- $9,800 of our vacation money on coke.
- Randy...
806
00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:15,856
It's worth thrice that much money
to get rid of the...
807
00:46:15,982 --> 00:46:18,651
Fucking three shitkateers, bud.
808
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:21,362
- You must be pumped
to see this fucking house.
809
00:46:21,487 --> 00:46:24,365
- Oh, I'm fucking very excited, Ricky,
you have no idea.
810
00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:27,201
I mean this could be a fucking...
This is a life-changer!
811
00:46:27,326 --> 00:46:29,287
I could own a mansion!
I don't even know!
812
00:46:29,412 --> 00:46:33,040
- Cool if it had, like, a skating rink
or something too, to play hockey.
813
00:46:33,165 --> 00:46:35,710
- Well, I doubt it's going to have that,
but I mean, it could.
814
00:46:35,835 --> 00:46:38,838
- Or a barn with a rink in it or something.
- Yeah.
815
00:46:38,963 --> 00:46:40,965
What the fuck
is going on up there?
816
00:46:43,426 --> 00:46:45,219
- Fuck, I hope nobody got hurt, Ricky.
817
00:46:45,344 --> 00:46:47,305
- It's got to be a fucking accident
or something.
818
00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:49,974
I don't like being around all these cops,
bubbs, with this weed.
819
00:46:50,099 --> 00:46:53,894
- I know Ricky, I know.
- Just don't act suspicious.
820
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:56,689
- How's it going, officer?
- I got 3 pounds of weed on me.
821
00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,649
It fucking stinks.
822
00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:02,194
That looks like the goddamn
dirty burger.
823
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:06,032
- Fuck, it is, Ricky.
- Jesus, the fireman slipped in the pee.
824
00:47:06,157 --> 00:47:09,910
- Oh my god!
- There's t. They got him, Ricky.
825
00:47:10,036 --> 00:47:12,246
Bubbles to Julian, come in.
What the fuck happened?
826
00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:14,832
- Where is he?
- I don't know!
827
00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:19,211
Julian, what's going on?
Are you okay?
828
00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,131
Bubbles to Julian, come in.
829
00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:23,841
Oh my god!
830
00:47:23,966 --> 00:47:25,843
Is that him?
Is that him up there, Ricky?
831
00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:27,612
- Keep going, bubbles,
pretend you don't see him.
832
00:47:27,636 --> 00:47:28,636
- Ricky, fuck off!
833
00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:31,533
- I am not going to fucking jail!
- We don't have room for him, anyway!
834
00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:34,894
- Ricky, we're pulling over
and getting him! He's our friend!
835
00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:36,979
We're stopping.
836
00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:40,691
- Are ya alright?
- You're spilling piss everywhere!
837
00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:44,570
- Fire started in the batteries.
- By the time I got pulled over,
838
00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:46,614
the entire dirty bird
goes up in fucking flames.
839
00:47:46,739 --> 00:47:49,158
I grabbed as much piss as I could
and I fucking ran.
840
00:47:50,409 --> 00:47:52,620
T, he got fucking busted!
841
00:47:52,745 --> 00:47:56,624
- I know, we saw him.
- Good man, lost to the piss game.
842
00:47:56,749 --> 00:47:58,834
- Boys, I'm not going
to fucking jail over piss.
843
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:00,439
- Let's make that clear.
- No kidding,
844
00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,898
we gotta get the fuck out of here.
Go, bubbles! Let's go!
845
00:48:02,922 --> 00:48:04,965
- How much product
did you lose, Julian?
846
00:48:05,091 --> 00:48:08,177
- Well, I've got about 400 units here,
so we lost a lot of good piss.
847
00:48:08,302 --> 00:48:11,764
- Oh my fuck. So... like what,
we're down to 3 grand each?
848
00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:12,889
Something like that?
849
00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:15,726
- Yeah, unless dicky-nuts
wants to get involved there.
850
00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:18,979
- You do smell like piss, Julian.
851
00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:21,982
We probably should try to find
a truck-stop shower or something.
852
00:48:22,108 --> 00:48:25,069
- Next thing you know, you'll be probably
selling shit for some reason.
853
00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:26,278
- Ricky!
854
00:48:31,784 --> 00:48:33,160
♪ Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug ♪
855
00:48:33,285 --> 00:48:36,247
- A lot of people don't know how to drink.
856
00:48:36,372 --> 00:48:39,250
They drink against the grain of the liquor.
857
00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:43,254
And when you drink against the grain
of the liquor... you lose.
858
00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:45,631
- What the fuck are you talking about?
859
00:48:49,969 --> 00:48:52,638
- I wonder if there'd be a dump in heaven.
860
00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:56,016
- A dump?
861
00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:59,728
- Well, a place in heaven where they throw
everything they don't need.
862
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,733
- Yeah, Ricky,
there'd be a dump in heaven.
863
00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:07,278
- I bet that's where the old man's
hanging out.
864
00:49:08,404 --> 00:49:11,991
- Yeah, I betcha he his, Ricky.
- I betcha he's up there...
865
00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:15,995
Drinking liquor
and listening to fucking truckin' music.
866
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,205
- I still can't fucking believe he's gone.
867
00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:21,292
♪ I get snuck in ♪
868
00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:24,295
♪ for my first taste of sin ♪
869
00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:26,630
♪ I said let me have a big old sip ♪
870
00:49:26,755 --> 00:49:30,342
♪ I done a double back-flip
chug-a-lug chug-a-lug ♪
871
00:49:31,260 --> 00:49:33,804
♪ make u wanna holla hidy hoe ♪
872
00:49:36,682 --> 00:49:38,726
♪ Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug... ♪
873
00:49:53,782 --> 00:49:55,409
- Holy fuck, you smell like weed.
874
00:49:55,534 --> 00:49:58,662
- Ha, I should.
- I got 3 pounds I'm taking to Ottawa.
875
00:49:58,787 --> 00:50:00,706
- You've got 3 pounds of weed in this Van?
876
00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:03,560
- No, it's not in the Van, calm down,
it's in my coats. Sewed right in.
877
00:50:03,584 --> 00:50:06,921
- Ah... Ricky, we weren't doing
anything illegal. Now we are.
878
00:50:07,046 --> 00:50:09,507
- Thanks a lot!
- Mr. Paraloid.
879
00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:13,344
- Yeah, he should be paraloid.
- I'm fucking... nervous myself.
880
00:50:13,469 --> 00:50:16,472
That's a lot of dope, we could go to jail.
I'm getting nervous here.
881
00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:22,019
- Sheesh, rand. Stinkin', bud.
882
00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:25,427
- You know why I'm stinkin'?
- 'Cause I haven't showered.
883
00:50:26,398 --> 00:50:29,068
I'm fucking starving.
I need to eat, too.
884
00:50:29,193 --> 00:50:32,446
- Patience Randolph.
- We got a job to do first.
885
00:50:32,571 --> 00:50:33,906
- I need to get high.
886
00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:36,867
We're in moncton, there's dope here.
Let's get some hash.
887
00:50:36,992 --> 00:50:40,037
- You need to get high do ya?
- Yeah.
888
00:50:40,162 --> 00:50:45,584
- Well, stick your nose in some of this
shitpowder and shut the fuck up.
889
00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:47,127
- I don't do coke.
890
00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:50,130
- There's no smell.
891
00:50:51,507 --> 00:50:55,261
You know, drugs aren't dangerous, Randy.
People are dangerous.
892
00:50:55,886 --> 00:51:00,140
The more powerful the drug,
the more jail time.
893
00:51:00,266 --> 00:51:03,227
There's nothing to be afraid of, Randy.
Look, I'll show you.
894
00:51:05,688 --> 00:51:08,941
- Ha... Randy, I didn't really do it.
- I was just kidding, bud.
895
00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:16,657
- Julian! Skin mags!
896
00:51:20,369 --> 00:51:21,996
- Light, Randy.
897
00:51:22,121 --> 00:51:23,706
Tape.
898
00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:26,000
- Do you want some ice cream and shit?
899
00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:28,711
- Yeah, let's...
- What do they got for ice cream?
900
00:51:28,836 --> 00:51:30,087
- Wire.
901
00:51:31,213 --> 00:51:32,423
Fuck!
902
00:51:33,299 --> 00:51:34,508
Thanks, Randy.
903
00:51:35,467 --> 00:51:36,802
It's on there good.
904
00:51:37,469 --> 00:51:41,223
- You're clear, Mr. Lahey.
- They're at the counter.
905
00:51:42,308 --> 00:51:43,934
- Andale, Randy!
906
00:51:49,231 --> 00:51:50,941
We did it, bud.
907
00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:57,286
- Alright, I'm going to try
and get some sleep.
908
00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:02,036
- Okay.
- Just wake me up when we get to Montreal.
909
00:52:02,161 --> 00:52:04,455
- Alright.
- You good, buddy?
910
00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:06,624
- Yup.
- Okay man, goodnight.
911
00:52:06,749 --> 00:52:08,626
- Goodnight.
- Keep 'er on the road.
912
00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:10,669
- Oh, I will.
913
00:52:15,049 --> 00:52:17,635
♪ Jukebox and sawdust floor ♪
914
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,219
♪ something like I ain't... ♪
915
00:52:19,345 --> 00:52:22,139
Boys?
916
00:52:22,681 --> 00:52:26,226
Boys, holy fuck! Cops!
917
00:52:34,693 --> 00:52:36,904
Holy fuck, he went right by.
918
00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:40,783
Oh my god.
919
00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:43,827
What the fuck am I doing here?
920
00:52:44,953 --> 00:52:46,872
- Randy, no more farting in the car.
921
00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:51,669
Oh, god...
922
00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:59,343
- Julian...
- Here's the turnoff to Montreal!
923
00:53:01,970 --> 00:53:05,808
Just keep going? Okay.
924
00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:08,018
Whatever you say.
925
00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:16,694
- Oh, there...
926
00:53:18,987 --> 00:53:21,281
Look.
927
00:53:23,575 --> 00:53:25,202
They went right by Montreal.
928
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:30,791
They must be going
to the property in Kingston.
929
00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:36,130
- How ya feeling?
- I'm kind of tired.
930
00:53:36,255 --> 00:53:39,341
- Me too.
- Feeling a little sluggish.
931
00:53:40,008 --> 00:53:42,886
Think I need a...
Snap of the white liquor.
932
00:53:44,346 --> 00:53:45,597
What do you think?
933
00:53:46,014 --> 00:53:48,058
- I thought it was all
under the fucking camper.
934
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,062
- Ah! Wanna try a little?
- No!
935
00:53:52,187 --> 00:53:53,230
- It'll keep you awake!
936
00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:02,072
We're going to take our time.
937
00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:06,994
Wait for the right moment.
938
00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:10,122
And then we're gonna call it in
and we got 'em.
939
00:54:13,292 --> 00:54:14,293
-Ah!
940
00:54:15,544 --> 00:54:17,087
Holy fuck.
941
00:54:23,051 --> 00:54:25,471
♪ Ya gotta stay fucking awake ♪
942
00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:27,848
♪ 27 bottles of beer on the wall ♪
943
00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:32,019
♪ don't fall asleep bubbles
or you will kill everyone ♪
944
00:54:32,144 --> 00:54:35,147
♪ 27 bottles of beer ♪
945
00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:37,399
♪ you're gonna make it
you're almost there ♪
946
00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:39,985
♪ bubbles don't fall asleep ♪
947
00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:41,528
♪ taking a corner... ♪
948
00:54:41,653 --> 00:54:44,990
- Bubbs, we're not in Montreal.
949
00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:48,202
- I... think we're almost there...
- Almost there? Where the fuck are we?
950
00:54:48,327 --> 00:54:51,997
- We should have been there a long time ago!
- Just go back to sleep, Julian.
951
00:54:53,415 --> 00:54:56,251
Kingston, 200 km? What the fuck?
952
00:54:56,376 --> 00:54:58,003
Pull over!
953
00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:12,726
What the fuck were you doing?
954
00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:13,977
What's wrong?
955
00:55:14,686 --> 00:55:18,732
- Bubbs... what's wrong?
- My property...
956
00:55:18,857 --> 00:55:22,945
It's fucking important to me
and I need my friends there with me.
957
00:55:23,529 --> 00:55:26,740
I want to do this before we end up going
fucking you know where.
958
00:55:26,865 --> 00:55:29,535
- Where?
- To jail.
959
00:55:29,660 --> 00:55:32,830
- We're not going to go to jail.
- Oh yeah? Can you look me in the eye
960
00:55:32,955 --> 00:55:35,541
and fucking promise me
we're not going to jail, Julian?
961
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:36,666
- Bubbs...
962
00:55:38,377 --> 00:55:39,837
- Look me in the eyes!
963
00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:42,548
Can't do it. Look at them shifting around.
964
00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:44,675
You know what, Julian?
965
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,803
You fucking do whatever you want,
I'll do it by myself.
966
00:55:47,928 --> 00:55:51,431
- Oh come on, bubbs!
- You're gonna let him do this?
967
00:55:52,099 --> 00:55:54,202
Call your little piss buddies
and tell them you're gonna be late.
968
00:55:54,226 --> 00:55:56,228
- Rick, they're expecting me in one hour,
969
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:59,731
and the quality and the freshness
of the piss is important to these guys.
970
00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:04,444
- Quality of the piss...
- What's it going to be?
971
00:56:04,570 --> 00:56:08,115
That frozen piss, and those cocks,
or your friends?
972
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:11,410
- Is your piss going to be there for you?
973
00:56:11,535 --> 00:56:12,786
- Bubbs, that's ridiculous.
974
00:56:13,537 --> 00:56:16,099
- Is your piss gonna make you chicken soup
the next time you're sick?
975
00:56:16,123 --> 00:56:18,768
- Does your piss and your cocks
roll you joints, get drunk with you,
976
00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:20,794
and pass out on your fucking couch,
oryourpafio?
977
00:56:20,919 --> 00:56:22,713
- Rick, that doesn't even
fucking make sense.
978
00:56:22,838 --> 00:56:23,838
- You know what?
979
00:56:24,298 --> 00:56:25,883
Go to Montreal!
Take your piss and go!
980
00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:29,845
Fuck's sakes.
981
00:56:32,139 --> 00:56:33,181
- Ricky.
982
00:56:41,773 --> 00:56:44,109
Did I see what I think I just saw?
983
00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:46,111
- I don't know, what'd you see?
984
00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:49,907
- Lahey and Randy are following us.
985
00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:53,994
- Nah bubbs, you just need some sleep, man.
986
00:56:54,119 --> 00:56:56,788
- I'm not fucking losing it,
it was lahey and Randy.
987
00:56:56,914 --> 00:56:58,433
I'm telling you, they're following us.
988
00:56:58,457 --> 00:56:59,750
I'm freaking out!
989
00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:02,544
- Bubbles...
990
00:57:04,796 --> 00:57:07,466
You get in the back and rest up,
let me drive.
991
00:57:08,675 --> 00:57:10,510
- What?
- I'm in, Julian.
992
00:57:10,636 --> 00:57:12,638
- Yes!
- If I'm driving, I want my cut,
993
00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:16,141
- and we go right to Ottawa afterwards.
- Whatever you want, buddy.
994
00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:18,101
- Thanks, Ricky.
995
00:57:21,521 --> 00:57:24,316
- Thanks, buddy.
- I'm doing this for bubbles.
996
00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:27,194
And if we get caught,
our names stay out of this, me and bubbles.
997
00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:29,321
- Hey man, nobody has to know about this.
998
00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:32,115
- Get some rest, buddy.
- Alright, Ricky.
999
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:34,923
- I can't fucking believe I'm doing this.
1000
00:57:34,993 --> 00:57:37,033
- It's going to be fun, man.
- Don't worry about it.
1001
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:43,043
- Randy, pretty soon, they're going
to pull over at bubbles' mother's place.
1002
00:57:43,168 --> 00:57:45,921
If we get an opportunity,
I'm going to go and check the coke.
1003
00:57:46,046 --> 00:57:48,590
- What if once bubbles gets his house,
he never comes home?
1004
00:57:48,715 --> 00:57:51,134
What if that's it,
we never see him again?
1005
00:57:51,259 --> 00:57:54,221
- That might happen.
- I know.
1006
00:57:54,346 --> 00:57:55,847
- Alright?
- And up in here,
1007
00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:57,975
I think that's probably
a good thing, but...
1008
00:57:59,351 --> 00:58:01,728
You know, in my heart, I just...
I don't know, man...
1009
00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:04,189
I think I'm going to miss him too much.
I love him.
1010
00:58:04,314 --> 00:58:05,983
- I love him, too.
1011
00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:10,237
- Look for a turn and it says
there's a sign. You can't miss it.
1012
00:58:10,362 --> 00:58:12,990
- There's a sign before the turn
or after the turn?
1013
00:58:13,115 --> 00:58:15,242
- No, it says there's a turn, and then...
1014
00:58:15,784 --> 00:58:19,538
It says a little jaunt and then
there's a sign and you can't miss it.
1015
00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:23,000
This says it's right here, where we are.
I can tell by the map.
1016
00:58:28,213 --> 00:58:30,298
This is it boys, this is the place.
1017
00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:34,511
Is it ever quiet out here, though.
Just listen boys, just listen for a second.
1018
00:58:35,804 --> 00:58:36,888
- What is it?
1019
00:58:37,973 --> 00:58:42,185
- It's nothing, Ricky.
- That's what I mean, it's very... peaceful.
1020
00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:45,707
- Well, you don't have
any neighbours out here, bubbs.
1021
00:58:45,731 --> 00:58:47,357
Nope, big water lake...
1022
00:58:49,568 --> 00:58:51,611
What the fuck is that?
1023
00:59:16,595 --> 00:59:18,388
- There's a power hookup, bubbs!
1024
00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:24,311
♪ The next thing we knew... ♪
1025
00:59:30,942 --> 00:59:33,361
- Well, have a drink. Loosen up, bud.
- I don't want a drink.
1026
00:59:33,487 --> 00:59:35,405
- Randy, this is an adventure.
1027
00:59:41,953 --> 00:59:45,248
- Bubbles! Fucking pickled eggs.
1028
00:59:46,374 --> 00:59:49,002
- No way! Are they still good?
- I don't know.
1029
00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:50,420
- They look good.
1030
00:59:52,130 --> 00:59:54,049
Ah, they're fucking delicious.
1031
00:59:54,758 --> 00:59:56,510
Listen!
1032
00:59:56,635 --> 00:59:58,428
What's that?
1033
00:59:59,096 --> 01:00:02,974
Oh my fuck, dogs.
Dirty, fucking greasy dogs.
1034
01:00:03,892 --> 01:00:05,310
- It can't be no dogs.
1035
01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:12,609
- Oh my fuck,
there's a pack of wild fucking dogs!
1036
01:00:12,734 --> 01:00:14,444
- Those aren't dogs, they're foxes.
1037
01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:17,697
What the fuck do you guys want? Huh?
What the fuck do you want?
1038
01:00:17,823 --> 01:00:19,366
Let's go, get the fuck out of here.
1039
01:00:19,491 --> 01:00:22,577
Hey, blackie, get the fuck out of here.
Let's go.
1040
01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:27,124
- Yeah, they're all there, Randy.
1041
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,669
- Look at that.
- What are you doing?
1042
01:00:30,794 --> 01:00:32,730
- You can't dip into that!
- I'm just checking it, Randy,
1043
01:00:32,754 --> 01:00:34,798
to make sure it's okay.
1044
01:00:34,923 --> 01:00:36,675
- Let's go, dummies. Let's go.
1045
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,177
Don't fucking bark at me, dummy!
1046
01:00:39,302 --> 01:00:42,305
- Get the fuck going.
- Fuck, good job Ricky.
1047
01:00:43,431 --> 01:00:45,934
- He chased them away, Julian.
- Fucking idiots.
1048
01:00:46,059 --> 01:00:49,062
- We're gonna get caught Mr. Lahey!
- Mr. Lahey, there's fuckin' dogs.
1049
01:00:49,187 --> 01:00:51,648
I'm putting it back, Randy.
1050
01:00:53,525 --> 01:00:56,027
Hey! Call the dogs off!
1051
01:01:06,413 --> 01:01:07,998
- Check this out, bubbles.
1052
01:01:09,124 --> 01:01:10,667
Look at these old pictures.
1053
01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:14,087
- Oh my god.
1054
01:01:14,212 --> 01:01:16,423
Ha! Look boys, there's us.
1055
01:01:16,548 --> 01:01:17,748
I remember that day.
1056
01:01:18,425 --> 01:01:20,905
It's right around
when you started drinking, Julian.
1057
01:01:21,928 --> 01:01:24,598
There's the first fucking bikes we stole.
1058
01:01:24,723 --> 01:01:28,518
- First bikes you stole, Ricky. You
stole all three of those bikes, 'member?
1059
01:01:30,061 --> 01:01:32,522
- Oh fuck,
I miss that old hockey stick.
1060
01:01:32,647 --> 01:01:35,233
How many fucking goals
did I score with that?
1061
01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:42,866
- This is my...
1062
01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:50,415
My god, there's my parents, boys.
1063
01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:53,919
- I forgot how hot your mom was.
- Wow.
1064
01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:56,880
- Ricky!
- I mean... you know what I mean.
1065
01:01:57,005 --> 01:01:59,299
Like, just...
She's a fucking good looking woman.
1066
01:02:03,845 --> 01:02:05,764
Your dad looks like he's fucking wasted.
1067
01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:09,768
- The entire frame's rusted to fuck.
1068
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,188
- That's too bad, man.
- I mean, it's a heap of shit.
1069
01:02:13,313 --> 01:02:17,317
Paint's fucked.
It's gonna start leaking, fuckin' windows.
1070
01:02:17,442 --> 01:02:20,987
- Ricky! You live in a fucking car
that's missing a door.
1071
01:02:21,112 --> 01:02:22,280
- I know.
1072
01:02:25,951 --> 01:02:29,412
Well, pack up whatever you want to keep
and let's get the fuck out of here, bubbs.
1073
01:02:29,537 --> 01:02:31,097
- Yeah, we gotta head to Montreal, bud.
1074
01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:35,377
- Well, boys, I was thinking...
- Maybe I'm just going to stay.
1075
01:02:35,502 --> 01:02:39,089
You know? Maybe this is
where I'm meant to be, boys.
1076
01:02:39,214 --> 01:02:42,509
I got a beautiful home here, now.
I got lake frontage.
1077
01:02:42,634 --> 01:02:44,794
- Yeah, well lake frontage,
that causes mould and bugs.
1078
01:02:45,470 --> 01:02:46,930
You can't fucking live in this.
1079
01:02:47,055 --> 01:02:49,933
- I think... I think I'm gonna stay.
1080
01:02:56,231 --> 01:02:58,858
- He's not really going
to stay here in this, is he?
1081
01:02:58,984 --> 01:03:01,903
- Rick, this is something
he's gotta figure out on his own.
1082
01:03:06,324 --> 01:03:08,660
- Oh, come on boys, just...
1083
01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:11,997
I always hate the part in the littlest hobo
when he's not leaving.
1084
01:03:12,580 --> 01:03:13,790
You know?
1085
01:03:14,833 --> 01:03:17,877
Just go.
1086
01:03:18,003 --> 01:03:19,129
- See ya, bubbs.
1087
01:03:28,930 --> 01:03:30,056
- Hey, bubbs?
1088
01:03:31,182 --> 01:03:32,475
I love ya, buddy.
1089
01:03:35,603 --> 01:03:37,939
- I didn't think he
was actually gonna stay.
1090
01:03:48,908 --> 01:03:51,244
♪ In nothin' flat
he was clean out of sight ♪
1091
01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:55,582
♪ well I went inside
and ordered me a cup ♪
1092
01:03:55,707 --> 01:03:58,335
♪ told the waiter
big Joe was settin' me up ♪
1093
01:03:59,502 --> 01:04:01,588
♪ aw you coulda heard a pin drop ♪
1094
01:04:02,255 --> 01:04:03,673
♪ it got deathly quiet ♪
1095
01:04:04,382 --> 01:04:06,676
♪ and the waiter's face
turned kinda white ♪
1096
01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:09,763
♪ well did I say something wrong ♪
1097
01:04:09,888 --> 01:04:11,088
♪ I said with a halfway grin ♪
1098
01:04:12,599 --> 01:04:14,934
♪ he said
naw this happens every now and then ♪
1099
01:04:15,894 --> 01:04:18,355
♪ ever' driver in here knows big Joe ♪
1100
01:04:19,397 --> 01:04:22,567
♪ but son let me tell you what happened
about ten years ago ♪
1101
01:04:25,111 --> 01:04:27,697
♪ at the crossroads tonight
where you flagged him down ♪
1102
01:04:28,656 --> 01:04:31,785
♪ there was a busload of kids
comin' from town ♪
1103
01:04:31,910 --> 01:04:35,580
♪ and they were right in the middle
when big Joe topped the hill ♪
1104
01:04:37,165 --> 01:04:40,377
♪ it could have been slaughter
but he turned his wheel ♪
1105
01:04:40,502 --> 01:04:42,212
I can't do this.
1106
01:04:42,337 --> 01:04:45,423
What the fuck am I doing?
I can't do this.
1107
01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:49,386
Boys, wait for me,
I'm not fuckin' stayin' here by myself!
1108
01:04:49,511 --> 01:04:52,138
Son of a whore!
1109
01:04:52,263 --> 01:04:53,263
- Get the fuck goin'!
1110
01:04:53,598 --> 01:04:56,059
♪ For big Joe and phantom 309 ♪
1111
01:04:57,185 --> 01:04:59,145
Fuck off!
1112
01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:00,980
- Get!
- Get going!
1113
01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:04,609
- Okay, bubbs,
are you sure you want to do this?
1114
01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:06,611
Leave all that behind?
1115
01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:08,405
- You know what, Julian?
- What?
1116
01:05:08,530 --> 01:05:09,989
- Switch me seats.
1117
01:05:10,115 --> 01:05:12,659
- What?
- Switch seats, you get up front.
1118
01:05:17,455 --> 01:05:20,417
There, boys,
this is the way it's supposed to be.
1119
01:05:20,542 --> 01:05:23,294
Now I feel at home.
1120
01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:27,590
And you're the leader, Julian.
Right, Ricky?
1121
01:05:27,715 --> 01:05:29,759
- Yeah, man.
- Thanks, man.
1122
01:05:30,468 --> 01:05:34,431
- Alright, boys, let's fucking do this.
- Let's go sell this pee, 2 grand each.
1123
01:05:41,688 --> 01:05:46,151
- Yeah, we're back on track now.
- Just a little bit of a family emergency.
1124
01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:49,696
Okay... yup... alright...
Okay, we'll see you soon. I promise.
1125
01:05:49,821 --> 01:05:53,032
Okay, thank you. Bye-bye.
1126
01:05:53,158 --> 01:05:55,702
- Just a little pissed off, but they're cool.
- Nice.
1127
01:05:55,827 --> 01:05:58,288
- Yeah...
- Boys, you know what I think I'm gonna do?
1128
01:05:58,413 --> 01:06:00,832
I'm gonna build a brand new fucking shed
with my piss money.
1129
01:06:03,918 --> 01:06:06,754
- I'm really hungry,
if you can stop for some food.
1130
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:09,040
- We don't have fucking time
for a drive-through, rand.
1131
01:06:10,884 --> 01:06:13,344
We just ate a couple hours ago.
1132
01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:17,724
- I'm starving. I can't believe
you drove past the friggin' king.
1133
01:06:17,849 --> 01:06:19,309
- Fuck the king.
1134
01:06:21,186 --> 01:06:24,272
Randy, there was another bag of
white liquor. What'd you do with it, bud?
1135
01:06:24,397 --> 01:06:28,526
- No, there wasn't.
- Randy, give it to me.
1136
01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:33,174
- There is white liquor,
but you're not fucking getting it.
1137
01:06:33,198 --> 01:06:35,783
- Aw, fuck!
- Randy!
1138
01:06:35,909 --> 01:06:37,410
- That's it.
- What are you doing?
1139
01:06:37,535 --> 01:06:40,872
Randy! Randy!
For fuck's sakes, Randy!
1140
01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:42,207
- It's gone!
1141
01:06:45,418 --> 01:06:49,005
Jesus Christ!
Are you that dependent on this shit?
1142
01:06:49,130 --> 01:06:53,843
If you are, I got some on my underwear!
We can stop and you can sniff it out!
1143
01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:00,725
- Excuse me, little lady.
1144
01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:03,853
Sorry, I need this.
It's an emergency.
1145
01:07:13,154 --> 01:07:14,447
Please go away.
1146
01:07:15,698 --> 01:07:19,118
Come on, sassa-ran, hurry.
1147
01:07:21,162 --> 01:07:22,205
- Frig off!
1148
01:07:24,332 --> 01:07:26,793
This is not what it looks like.
1149
01:07:26,918 --> 01:07:31,631
♪ And you had a do-wacka-do
wacka-do wacka-do wacka-do... ♪
1150
01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:38,429
♪ They tell me you're runnin' free
your days are never blue ♪
1151
01:07:38,555 --> 01:07:41,474
♪ I wish I had your good-luck charm ♪
1152
01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:44,936
♪ and you had a do-wacka-do
wacka-do wacka-do wacka-do... ♪
1153
01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:49,148
♪ I see you're goin' down the street
in your big Cadillac ♪
1154
01:07:49,274 --> 01:07:52,610
♪ you got girls in the front
you got girls in the back ♪
1155
01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:54,904
Fuck, for fuck's sakes.
1156
01:08:04,622 --> 01:08:07,000
133 is right here, right here.
Park.
1157
01:08:07,125 --> 01:08:10,325
- This looks like a busy fucking place
to be doing a piss deal, isn't it, Julian?
1158
01:08:10,378 --> 01:08:13,006
- It's where you do big deals like this,
Ricky. Right in the open.
1159
01:08:13,131 --> 01:08:16,259
- That's crazy.
- Alright guys, here.
1160
01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:20,430
This is Phil's credit card and ID.
I want you to take it into the strip club,
1161
01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:22,515
buy whatever the fuck you want.
You deserve it.
1162
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:25,518
- Shouldn't we be covering you, Julian?
1163
01:08:25,643 --> 01:08:27,854
- Bubbs, it's just one guy, alright?
1164
01:08:27,979 --> 01:08:30,231
Three of us are standing out here,
it might spook him.
1165
01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:35,278
-Juhan?
1166
01:08:35,403 --> 01:08:37,030
- No, I'm good.
- Come on.
1167
01:08:37,155 --> 01:08:38,531
- Bubbs, I'm good.
1168
01:08:40,199 --> 01:08:42,368
- Let's go, Ricky.
- Let's go look at some ladies.
1169
01:08:42,493 --> 01:08:44,537
- Alright.
- French ladies.
1170
01:08:44,662 --> 01:08:46,706
- Man, you need this more than anybody.
1171
01:08:46,831 --> 01:08:48,625
Get your head together, okay?
1172
01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:51,544
I'm fucking proud of you, Julian.
You actually pulled this off.
1173
01:08:51,669 --> 01:08:52,669
- Thanks, man.
1174
01:08:54,255 --> 01:08:57,383
Bonjour, je m'appelle bubbles.
1175
01:08:58,343 --> 01:09:01,220
There's Julian.
He's smoking a joint. Fuck.
1176
01:09:02,305 --> 01:09:04,223
- This is fucking awesome, bubbs.
1177
01:09:04,349 --> 01:09:06,601
So, what do you do?
1178
01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:09,646
- Well, I'm into all kinds
of different things. I, uh...
1179
01:09:09,771 --> 01:09:11,773
They're talking about
legalizing marijuana, so...
1180
01:09:11,898 --> 01:09:15,318
If they do, I'm going to be the guy
in charge of all the marijuana for Canada.
1181
01:09:15,443 --> 01:09:17,563
It's pretty cool.
I work for the government, actually.
1182
01:09:17,654 --> 01:09:19,822
- I am the, uh...
1183
01:09:19,947 --> 01:09:22,575
Administrator at the...
San Diego zoo.
1184
01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:24,452
I've got a big staff.
1185
01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:26,913
I personally look after
all the bengal tigers,
1186
01:09:27,038 --> 01:09:29,999
- and the little bengal tiger kitties.
- Awww.
1187
01:09:40,802 --> 01:09:42,595
- Would you guys get
the fuck out of here?
1188
01:09:52,605 --> 01:09:55,900
Holy shit,
that's Terry and Dennis.
1189
01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:57,025
- Hey, man.
1190
01:09:57,652 --> 01:09:58,962
- What the fuck are you guys
doing in Montreal?
1191
01:09:58,986 --> 01:10:01,030
- We're starting things up for Cyrus.
- Cyrus?!
1192
01:10:01,155 --> 01:10:02,782
Where the fuck is Cyrus?
1193
01:10:03,950 --> 01:10:06,619
- Why are you guys acting so fucking weird?
- You're acting weird.
1194
01:10:06,744 --> 01:10:07,745
- I'm not acting weird.
1195
01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:09,932
- Enough with the weird.
- Let's see the product, Julian.
1196
01:10:09,956 --> 01:10:11,316
- You guys want some fucking weed?
1197
01:10:16,671 --> 01:10:18,756
- Pounds of it where this came from.
1198
01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:21,384
- Ricky, can the girls just have
as much weed as they want?
1199
01:10:21,509 --> 01:10:23,349
- Does something smell like pee
in here to you?
1200
01:10:23,469 --> 01:10:24,887
Uh...
1201
01:10:25,012 --> 01:10:27,181
- I smell weed.
- I don't smell pee, though.
1202
01:10:27,306 --> 01:10:30,685
- I've got 460 units of Canada's finest
right here, gentlemen.
1203
01:10:30,810 --> 01:10:33,187
Military-base collected.
Look at that.
1204
01:10:33,312 --> 01:10:36,083
- Julian, we're going to need your help
getting this stuff on the truck.
1205
01:10:36,107 --> 01:10:37,108
Grandma's waiting.
1206
01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:40,319
- I get the money first,
then you get the piss.
1207
01:10:40,445 --> 01:10:41,645
He's got his gun out.
1208
01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:44,633
- I don't give a fuck how they do it
in Montreal, this is how I do it.
1209
01:10:44,657 --> 01:10:47,660
- I want the money first...
- Get the fuck out here, disco.
1210
01:10:47,785 --> 01:10:49,996
- You gotta be fucking kidding me.
1211
01:10:50,121 --> 01:10:52,402
I can't believe you're robbing me.
I thought we were good.
1212
01:10:52,457 --> 01:10:54,217
I thought you wanted
to be my fucking friend.
1213
01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:55,811
- We're not friends,
we're fucking business partners, remember?
1214
01:10:55,835 --> 01:10:56,915
And we're not fucking good.
1215
01:10:57,754 --> 01:10:59,523
You just fuck off right now
and load the piss in the truck.
1216
01:10:59,547 --> 01:11:01,507
And if you ever come
back to the trailer park,
1217
01:11:01,632 --> 01:11:04,343
you better change your address
to Smith and Wesson.
1218
01:11:04,469 --> 01:11:06,149
- That doesn't even make
any fucking sense.
1219
01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:08,306
- This doesn't make any sense.
1220
01:11:08,431 --> 01:11:11,368
- Believe me, I'm going to be waiting
for you back at the fucking trailer park.
1221
01:11:11,392 --> 01:11:13,152
- Don't hit me with
your girly threats, man,
1222
01:11:13,519 --> 01:11:16,457
'cause I'll be waiting right here in
Montreal if you ever come looking for me.
1223
01:11:16,481 --> 01:11:19,942
You know why? 'Cause I made it big.
I made it fucking big, disco.
1224
01:11:20,067 --> 01:11:21,444
I'm in the piss game now.
1225
01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:24,911
- Jesus Christ, just take my fucking piss,
alright, and leave me alone.
1226
01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:34,207
- How ya doing?
- Hi, Julian.
1227
01:11:34,332 --> 01:11:36,918
Hey, your grandsons are robbing me.
1228
01:11:37,043 --> 01:11:39,212
Yeah, you don't understand
what I'm saying.
1229
01:11:39,337 --> 01:11:41,214
- Alright, it's good to see you.
- Nice to...
1230
01:11:41,339 --> 01:11:42,340
- Okay, I'm alright.
1231
01:11:54,602 --> 01:11:56,312
- He looks pissed.
1232
01:11:56,854 --> 01:11:58,856
- Double dynamite, sasserbandy.
1233
01:11:59,774 --> 01:12:02,360
Looks like Cyrus just got Julian good.
1234
01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:08,074
You know the nice thing about assholes?
Someone always comes along to wipe 'em up.
1235
01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:10,326
He's going in the club.
1236
01:12:11,577 --> 01:12:14,038
Now. We make the call now, Randy.
1237
01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:18,835
- Shit, no service.
- Ugh, for fuck's sakes!
1238
01:12:21,921 --> 01:12:24,882
- Hello, I'd like to report a disturbance.
1239
01:12:25,007 --> 01:12:28,845
There are suspicious men
standing out front of the club violetta.
1240
01:12:29,428 --> 01:12:34,058
Yeah, they're by an orange
vw 70's camper Van
1241
01:12:34,183 --> 01:12:37,311
and they're talking about a bomb
that's located underneath it.
1242
01:12:37,436 --> 01:12:39,897
Juliaaaanll Julian!
1243
01:12:40,022 --> 01:12:41,607
- Can you excuse me for a second?
1244
01:12:41,941 --> 01:12:44,501
Julian, what are you doing,
shuffling the ladies away?
1245
01:12:44,569 --> 01:12:48,447
- Boys, I just got fucking robbed.
- Robbed? The fuck are you talking about?
1246
01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:50,973
- They pulled guns out on me.
- Who the fuck would Rob piss?!
1247
01:12:51,075 --> 01:12:54,161
Cyrus. What?!
1248
01:12:59,625 --> 01:13:02,879
- Boys are in for a
little Montreal surprise.
1249
01:13:14,265 --> 01:13:16,350
Ah, c'estjuste de la cocaihe.
1250
01:13:17,351 --> 01:13:20,563
C'estjuste de la cocaihe.
1251
01:13:20,688 --> 01:13:22,565
- C'est rentre a I'overtime, les boys!
1252
01:13:31,449 --> 01:13:33,910
- There's been a complaint
against you guys, okay?
1253
01:13:34,035 --> 01:13:36,722
I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Maybe you have some money to pay your bills?
1254
01:13:36,746 --> 01:13:40,291
- Chill out, there,
muscular fucking Simon and Garfunkel.
1255
01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:41,626
Bubbs...
1256
01:13:42,168 --> 01:13:44,062
- There's 75 bucks,
I've got more money in the car.
1257
01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:46,464
Is that cool? Can I go get it?
1258
01:13:46,589 --> 01:13:48,174
Okay.
1259
01:13:48,299 --> 01:13:50,301
- Fucking bullshit, Julian.
- Big fuck up, Julian.
1260
01:13:50,426 --> 01:13:52,303
- Meet me out front in two fucking minutes.
1261
01:13:53,387 --> 01:13:56,599
- Ricky, what are we gonna do?
- We just... that's fucking...
1262
01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:59,411
- That's bullshit.
- You should be working for me, bubbs.
1263
01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:00,537
Every time we work for Julian...
1264
01:14:00,561 --> 01:14:02,355
- Ricky!
- What?
1265
01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:05,608
- Look up.
- Ah, fuck.
1266
01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:08,194
- Son of a whore, we're on camera.
1267
01:14:08,319 --> 01:14:11,298
- It's alright, we're not fucking gonna be
on there for long, though, are we?
1268
01:14:11,322 --> 01:14:14,283
- Ricky, Ricky...
- Fuck off!
1269
01:14:19,246 --> 01:14:23,125
- Let's get a fuckin' donair, boys!
- Ricky...
1270
01:14:30,257 --> 01:14:33,761
What?
1271
01:14:33,886 --> 01:14:37,223
- Get out of your vehicle!
- Get out of your vehicle!
1272
01:14:37,348 --> 01:14:38,975
- What's going on?
- You're under arrest.
1273
01:14:39,100 --> 01:14:42,228
- What is this? You're drinking and driving?
- What?
1274
01:14:42,353 --> 01:14:44,397
- We found cocaine in your vehicle.
- Cocaine?
1275
01:14:44,522 --> 01:14:45,922
- We found cocaine in your vehicle.
1276
01:14:46,607 --> 01:14:49,419
- What the fuck is this guy doing by my
Van? Get this drunk away from my Van.
1277
01:14:49,443 --> 01:14:51,404
- Who are you?
- Oh, just getting off work.
1278
01:14:51,529 --> 01:14:53,656
I thought that was my Van, but it's not.
1279
01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:57,368
- Alright, move along then. Move along.
- Yes, sir.
1280
01:14:58,369 --> 01:15:00,746
- Officer, what are you talking about?
1281
01:15:00,871 --> 01:15:02,557
- We found cocaine in your vehicle.
- Cocaine?
1282
01:15:02,581 --> 01:15:04,792
- Yeah.
- I don't know how cocaine got in my Van!
1283
01:15:05,876 --> 01:15:07,920
- You know what? I was set up.
- Really?
1284
01:15:08,045 --> 01:15:09,765
- Either by a guy named Cyrus.
- — uh—huh...
1285
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:12,240
- Or a drunk trailer-park supervisor
that's in love with me.
1286
01:15:14,093 --> 01:15:17,471
Shit's stinkin' now, bud.
1287
01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:20,683
- What...
- So I suppose these aren't yours either?
1288
01:15:20,808 --> 01:15:24,061
- No, the cocks are mine.
- The cocaine isn't.
1289
01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:27,273
- Can we go home, now?
- Sure, Julian.
1290
01:15:27,398 --> 01:15:29,984
- You just called me Julian.
- No, I didn't call you Julian.
1291
01:15:30,109 --> 01:15:33,904
- The bouncer just gave this to my
colleague. Is your name Philadelphia Collins?
1292
01:15:34,739 --> 01:15:37,450
- Yeah, my name's Phil Collins.
- Well, Mr. Phil Collins,
1293
01:15:37,575 --> 01:15:40,295
you're under arrest for possession
of cocaine with intent to traffic,
1294
01:15:40,411 --> 01:15:41,787
and drinking and driving.
1295
01:15:41,912 --> 01:15:44,290
Fuck!
1296
01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:50,963
- We didn't get Ricky. Fuck!
- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, rand.
1297
01:15:51,088 --> 01:15:52,757
- Bubbles took off over there.
- Where?
1298
01:15:56,343 --> 01:15:57,553
Hey, bubbles!
1299
01:15:59,055 --> 01:16:00,806
How ya doin', bud?
Where's Ricky?
1300
01:16:02,183 --> 01:16:05,394
Sorry this shit went down the pipe
the way it did, bud.
1301
01:16:05,519 --> 01:16:07,104
Bubbles, you want a lift?
1302
01:16:07,229 --> 01:16:08,939
How about a drink?
1303
01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:13,569
Randy... Randy, hop out
and get the man a drink.
1304
01:16:13,694 --> 01:16:15,254
What'll ya have, bud?
1305
01:16:20,868 --> 01:16:23,746
Good think we found you, bubbs.
We'll get you out of this weather.
1306
01:16:23,871 --> 01:16:27,541
- Rum?
- Double rum and coke, Randy, please.
1307
01:16:32,129 --> 01:16:33,339
Nice shoes, Randy.
1308
01:16:33,672 --> 01:16:36,258
- Thanks, bubbles. Lime?
- No fucking lime!
1309
01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:39,762
There you go, bubbs.
1310
01:16:40,930 --> 01:16:43,557
- Actually, maybe I'll have a beer.
- You guys got any beer?
1311
01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:45,601
- Grab the man a beer.
1312
01:16:46,393 --> 01:16:47,436
Huh! Thanks, bud.
1313
01:16:52,983 --> 01:16:56,278
- You dirty, drunk bastard.
- You fuckin' goofball!
1314
01:16:57,154 --> 01:16:59,198
- Come on Randy.
- Don't fight me, Randy.
1315
01:16:59,323 --> 01:17:00,991
Don't fight me.
1316
01:17:02,910 --> 01:17:05,871
- What are you doing, bubbles?
- Get down, Randy.
1317
01:17:05,996 --> 01:17:07,706
- Bubbles!
- Fucking bottle fight?
1318
01:17:07,832 --> 01:17:11,001
- You got no way out, bubbles!
- You're not going anywhere.
1319
01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:13,212
Give it up.
1320
01:17:13,337 --> 01:17:15,256
Fuck you, lahey!
1321
01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:18,008
Here comes the captain!
1322
01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:21,178
Randy! You okay, bud?
1323
01:17:24,098 --> 01:17:26,267
- Ya missed me, lahey,
ya fuckin' dickweed!
1324
01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:29,061
- Talk to me, bud!
1325
01:17:30,229 --> 01:17:31,730
- Fuck you, lahey!
1326
01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:35,276
- Hey bubbs, seen the new 2-iitre bottles?
1327
01:17:35,401 --> 01:17:36,777
Fuck you!
1328
01:17:38,946 --> 01:17:40,072
Drunk bastard!
1329
01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:43,909
- What are you doing, bubbles?
1330
01:17:44,952 --> 01:17:47,955
Bubbles! Bubbles! Shit...
1331
01:17:49,456 --> 01:17:50,499
Randy!
1332
01:17:54,795 --> 01:17:56,088
- Jesus Christ, Ricky!
1333
01:17:57,423 --> 01:18:00,050
Ricky! Ricky!
1334
01:18:01,468 --> 01:18:05,389
Oh my god. Wake up, come on.
Where's your shoe?
1335
01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:07,242
- Here, get in.
- What the fuck are you doing
1336
01:18:07,266 --> 01:18:09,202
- with lahey's car man?
- I bottle-fought him for it.
1337
01:18:09,226 --> 01:18:11,103
- What the fuck do the
cops want with Julian?
1338
01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:14,106
- Lahey framed Julian, Ricky.
- Julian took the wrap for us.
1339
01:18:24,408 --> 01:18:28,120
♪ When was the last time
you got up before the sun... ♪
1340
01:18:28,245 --> 01:18:29,371
'Morning, Ricky.
1341
01:18:30,497 --> 01:18:31,957
- Where the fuck is the camper?
1342
01:18:32,082 --> 01:18:33,584
- They fucking impounded it.
1343
01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:36,378
- Where the fuck are we?
1344
01:18:36,503 --> 01:18:38,505
- We're in Ottawa, Ricky.
1345
01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:42,134
- Fuck yes, bubbles!
- Is that parmelent hill?
1346
01:18:42,259 --> 01:18:43,260
We're in time.
1347
01:18:43,844 --> 01:18:45,764
Pull this fucking thing over, man.
Let's do this.
1348
01:18:46,347 --> 01:18:49,725
- Just a second, I gotta fucking...
- Jesus Christ, there's mounties everywhere.
1349
01:18:49,850 --> 01:18:50,911
- Check this fucking thing out.
1350
01:18:50,935 --> 01:18:52,311
- Ah, that's decent, Ricky.
1351
01:18:52,436 --> 01:18:54,772
- Fucking medallion.
- That's decent.
1352
01:18:54,897 --> 01:18:56,941
Here, hop up there,
I built you a new shoe.
1353
01:18:57,066 --> 01:18:59,610
- Wicked!
- Try that on for size.
1354
01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:02,071
- It's great.
- Perfect fit, weederella.
1355
01:19:02,196 --> 01:19:04,615
Start introducing the speakers.
We've got a lot
1356
01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:08,911
of amazing speakers here today
because this is about using our vote
1357
01:19:09,036 --> 01:19:13,666
to change the way
our country is run, right?
1358
01:19:13,791 --> 01:19:16,377
- Holy fuck,
look at all the people here!
1359
01:19:16,502 --> 01:19:18,355
- Ricky, we're not going to get
into this hearing.
1360
01:19:18,379 --> 01:19:21,340
- Not a problem, bubbles.
- I'll get us into this fucking hearing.
1361
01:19:21,465 --> 01:19:25,219
Attention friends, this is some
of the best dope you will ever smoke.
1362
01:19:25,344 --> 01:19:27,096
It's 10 ounces.
I will give this to anybody
1363
01:19:27,221 --> 01:19:29,348
that gives their place
to me and this guy in line.
1364
01:19:30,641 --> 01:19:34,019
Seriously? Nobody wants to go home,
get high as fuck and watch this on TV
1365
01:19:34,144 --> 01:19:35,354
instead of being here?
1366
01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:38,750
Just a second bubbs, I can't do this.
1367
01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:41,235
- I gotta smoke anotherjoint.
- Ricky...
1368
01:19:43,070 --> 01:19:44,613
Ricky, what are you doing?
1369
01:19:44,738 --> 01:19:46,323
Ricky, hurry up, hurry up.
1370
01:19:46,448 --> 01:19:49,076
The cops are right there.
1371
01:19:58,168 --> 01:19:59,461
Hi, there.
1372
01:20:02,423 --> 01:20:03,583
- Alright man, let's do this.
1373
01:20:12,016 --> 01:20:14,310
- We need to bring that money
into the legitimate economy,
1374
01:20:14,435 --> 01:20:16,729
take it away from gangs
and organized crime,
1375
01:20:16,854 --> 01:20:19,565
let people operate openly
and transparently
1376
01:20:19,690 --> 01:20:22,192
so they can pay their taxes
and contribute to society.
1377
01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:25,696
- Thank you, Ms. Emery.
- Now, before we move on...
1378
01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:28,300
Perhaps it's time
for some comment from the floor.
1379
01:20:28,324 --> 01:20:30,576
There's a gentleman
from Vancouver. Sir?
1380
01:20:30,701 --> 01:20:33,996
- Yeah, yeah. Actually, can you just
sit back down, if you don't mind?
1381
01:20:34,121 --> 01:20:35,765
I got something to say,
it's really important.
1382
01:20:35,789 --> 01:20:37,642
I'd like to go first, if that's okay,
everybody.
1383
01:20:37,666 --> 01:20:40,106
It's a bit of an emergency.
I don't know how much time I have.
1384
01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:42,254
No objection? No.
1385
01:20:42,379 --> 01:20:43,379
- Go ahead.
1386
01:20:44,048 --> 01:20:45,968
- Well, thank you,
all the peoples that are here.
1387
01:20:46,717 --> 01:20:49,595
I myself am a farmer.
I grow dope.
1388
01:20:52,598 --> 01:20:55,684
This is what I grow right here,
the best fucking weed in Canada.
1389
01:20:55,809 --> 01:20:58,520
I'm just going to pass some out,
you guys can have a smell and...
1390
01:20:58,645 --> 01:21:00,439
Taste if you want.
1391
01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:02,483
Just get the fuck out of the way,
thank you.
1392
01:21:03,275 --> 01:21:04,275
Here guys, smell it.
1393
01:21:05,361 --> 01:21:08,405
It's just a plant. A plant that grows
by other nature on this planet
1394
01:21:08,530 --> 01:21:10,175
and makes the world a better fucking place.
1395
01:21:10,199 --> 01:21:12,201
Yeah!
1396
01:21:12,326 --> 01:21:13,744
Hand it out, Ricky!
1397
01:21:14,078 --> 01:21:16,747
- Order, we're going to have order in here.
- Have some.
1398
01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:19,083
- That's my friend.
- That's my friend Ricky.
1399
01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:21,627
Point of order.
1400
01:21:21,752 --> 01:21:24,880
- I thought that's why we're here, guys,
to talk about fucking dope, okay?
1401
01:21:25,005 --> 01:21:27,132
So let's just spin some of that up,
pass it around,
1402
01:21:27,257 --> 01:21:29,152
- and see what the fuck happens.
- Is that why you came here?
1403
01:21:29,176 --> 01:21:31,428
You hoping to go to jail?
1404
01:21:31,553 --> 01:21:33,073
- What's that?
- You're hoping you'll be
1405
01:21:33,097 --> 01:21:34,473
hauled off to jail, is that it?
1406
01:21:34,598 --> 01:21:36,517
- I'm sick of fucking being arrested,
1407
01:21:36,642 --> 01:21:39,603
'cause your goddamn stupid laws right now.
I've been to jail 17 or 18 times
1408
01:21:39,728 --> 01:21:42,189
'cause of your fucked up laws.
That's the problem.
1409
01:21:42,314 --> 01:21:45,484
How the fuck can I be under arrest
for bringing my dope here, that I grew,
1410
01:21:45,609 --> 01:21:48,362
and then in two days, or whenever
the fuck it is, you legalize it?
1411
01:21:48,487 --> 01:21:51,508
What are you going to do? Unarrest me?
How can I be under arrest for bringing dope
1412
01:21:51,532 --> 01:21:53,617
to a government talking that's about dope?
1413
01:21:53,742 --> 01:21:56,161
It's a gift, anyway.
I'm fucking giving it to you, it's free.
1414
01:21:56,286 --> 01:21:58,765
- Are you trying to demonstrate something?
- Take it easy there, Bobby barker,
1415
01:21:58,789 --> 01:22:00,517
this isn't the fucking
price is right, okay?
1416
01:22:00,541 --> 01:22:02,560
You're not running
the fucking show right now, I am.
1417
01:22:02,584 --> 01:22:04,711
You know what else is bullshit?
1418
01:22:04,837 --> 01:22:07,923
You can't smoke a joint,
but you can get drunk as fuck on liquor,
1419
01:22:08,048 --> 01:22:10,509
smoke cigarettes
and shit yourself to death, no problem.
1420
01:22:12,177 --> 01:22:13,887
You guys can all shut the fuck up.
1421
01:22:14,012 --> 01:22:16,598
We know that cigarettes will kill you.
How fucked is that, guys?
1422
01:22:16,723 --> 01:22:19,403
You got no problem with that?
You guys can't get involved with dope.
1423
01:22:19,476 --> 01:22:22,104
You're going to fuck it up.
You fuck everything up with taxes.
1424
01:22:22,229 --> 01:22:24,690
I've never charged tax
on my fucking dope when I sell it.
1425
01:22:24,815 --> 01:22:25,855
That's fucked right there.
1426
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,360
- That's right!
- Cigarettes are fucking bullshit!
1427
01:22:28,485 --> 01:22:29,778
Sit down, sir.
1428
01:22:29,903 --> 01:22:31,113
- Fuck off, dick chin.
1429
01:22:31,572 --> 01:22:33,383
- Fucking be nice to him.
- That's my friend, bubbles.
1430
01:22:33,407 --> 01:22:35,051
- Are you trying to be in charge?
- You're not in charge.
1431
01:22:35,075 --> 01:22:36,475
- I'm not trying to be in charge...
1432
01:22:36,743 --> 01:22:38,912
- Are you capable of making
a logical argument?
1433
01:22:39,037 --> 01:22:40,477
- I don't even know what that means.
1434
01:22:43,584 --> 01:22:45,252
- I think you just answered my question.
1435
01:22:45,586 --> 01:22:48,148
- I'm a weed grower.
- That's why I'm fucking here, for my rights.
1436
01:22:48,172 --> 01:22:51,258
My dad recently passed away
and I'm here for this fucking cause,
1437
01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:53,760
and you should be listening to me.
Weed is a medicine.
1438
01:22:53,886 --> 01:22:55,606
It fucking always has been,
it helps people.
1439
01:22:55,679 --> 01:22:57,723
We should be researching
the thernapeutic qualities,
1440
01:22:57,848 --> 01:23:00,726
not fucking trying
to throw good people in jail like me.
1441
01:23:00,851 --> 01:23:02,728
Here, here!
1442
01:23:02,853 --> 01:23:04,664
That's fucked up, man,
1443
01:23:04,688 --> 01:23:08,317
because of fucking Santa clause here.
That's bullshit.
1444
01:23:08,442 --> 01:23:11,528
Ricky! Ricky! Ricky!
1445
01:23:11,653 --> 01:23:15,365
- I'm suing the Canadian government
for 11 years radioactive lost fucking wages
1446
01:23:15,491 --> 01:23:18,243
and a 25-year medical marijuana license.
1447
01:23:18,368 --> 01:23:21,205
- Sir, this is not a court,
this is a public hearing.
1448
01:23:21,330 --> 01:23:22,890
- Well, I can't fucking afford a court.
1449
01:23:23,457 --> 01:23:25,977
So I'm going to make this my fucking court,
if that's okay with everybody.
1450
01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:27,878
Is that cool?
1451
01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:31,507
- Yes! Court is in session!
- Let's hear it for Ricky!
1452
01:23:31,632 --> 01:23:32,799
- You definitely smoke dope.
1453
01:23:33,300 --> 01:23:35,540
Christmas dinner, Turkey dinner,
I guaran-fucking-tee it.
1454
01:23:35,636 --> 01:23:38,323
You fuckin' smoke dope, don't ya?
You guys can't decriminalize it, okay?
1455
01:23:38,347 --> 01:23:40,516
If you do, you got to decriminalize
me and my past.
1456
01:23:40,641 --> 01:23:44,186
Don't legalize it! Please, don't
fucking legalize it! You can't!
1457
01:23:44,311 --> 01:23:47,540
It's not fucking fair! Fucking hippoclits!
Yeah, you're gonna keep that weed aren't you?
1458
01:23:47,564 --> 01:23:49,250
I bet you're gonna fucking smoke it
at lunch time!
1459
01:23:49,274 --> 01:23:51,693
- Fucking hippoclits!
- Alright, we'll take a break now.
1460
01:23:52,653 --> 01:23:56,323
- Oh, ugh...
- Let's find the car, rand.
1461
01:23:56,823 --> 01:23:58,033
Agh...
1462
01:23:59,243 --> 01:24:02,246
- Can't we just get some cheap flights
and fly home?
1463
01:24:02,371 --> 01:24:04,706
- Can a car fly home, Randy?
1464
01:24:07,543 --> 01:24:09,604
Hey, Ricky, you were great in there.
1465
01:24:09,628 --> 01:24:11,421
Listen, I'm a lawyer, okay? Here's my card.
1466
01:24:11,797 --> 01:24:14,817
I think I can't get that political arrest
thrown out in court in, like, a week,
1467
01:24:14,841 --> 01:24:17,361
and I can probably get you
a medical marijuana license, alright?
1468
01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:18,929
Keep in touch! Rockstar case!
1469
01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:21,473
- I can help you, alright?
- Fucking awesome.
1470
01:24:26,436 --> 01:24:28,021
♪ Slooooooooooow ♪
1471
01:24:30,274 --> 01:24:31,275
♪ fried baloney ♪
1472
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:33,235
- Fuck off, Randy.
1473
01:24:34,111 --> 01:24:35,571
How ya doin', bud?
1474
01:24:36,530 --> 01:24:37,739
♪ Sloooooooow ♪
1475
01:24:40,534 --> 01:24:41,785
♪ fried baloney ♪
1476
01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:43,203
Randy!!!
1477
01:24:43,954 --> 01:24:45,706
- You were fucking awesome in there, Ricky.
1478
01:24:45,831 --> 01:24:48,834
- Thanks. I think the old man
would have been proud of me.
1479
01:24:48,959 --> 01:24:51,628
- Fucking right, he woulda been.
- That was amazing.
1480
01:24:51,753 --> 01:24:54,172
Take it easy. Fuck.
1481
01:24:58,135 --> 01:25:02,139
- Well, look who's going to jail.
- Over six plants is a year, Ricky.
1482
01:25:02,264 --> 01:25:03,264
- Back off!
1483
01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:06,286
- Give me my fucking car keys, bubbles.
- I don't have your fucking car keys.
1484
01:25:06,310 --> 01:25:08,103
- Get him, Randy.
- Give us the keys.
1485
01:25:08,228 --> 01:25:09,748
Fuck off!
1486
01:25:09,813 --> 01:25:10,939
- I got 'em.
1487
01:25:11,064 --> 01:25:13,317
- Back off.
- What's that?
1488
01:25:17,738 --> 01:25:20,032
Look who's wearing the
shit shoes now, Ricky.
1489
01:25:23,660 --> 01:25:26,872
- Fuck this! Mr. Lahey
planted the coke on Julian.
1490
01:25:26,997 --> 01:25:29,374
I'll testify to that, bubbles.
Let me go.
1491
01:25:29,499 --> 01:25:31,209
- Put the fucking taser down, lahey.
1492
01:25:31,335 --> 01:25:33,335
You love Randy.
Don't electrocute him in his belly.
1493
01:25:36,089 --> 01:25:37,132
- You're next, bubbles.
1494
01:25:37,716 --> 01:25:39,760
Now, I'm gonna fuck ya.
1495
01:25:41,094 --> 01:25:45,057
- What the fuck, bud? Yeah...
- I got this, bubbles.
1496
01:25:45,974 --> 01:25:48,661
Let's go! I've been waiting to fight you
my whole fucking life, lahey.
1497
01:25:48,685 --> 01:25:49,765
- Punch in the face, Ricky?
1498
01:25:50,354 --> 01:25:52,981
- Fuck! That was good a shot,
you fuckin' idiot.
1499
01:25:55,651 --> 01:25:57,611
Ah, fuck!
1500
01:25:57,736 --> 01:25:59,154
- Freeze!
1501
01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:02,199
- One little drink, for courage.
1502
01:26:10,248 --> 01:26:11,416
Agh...
1503
01:26:17,714 --> 01:26:20,008
- Guess you lose
and iwin this one, huh, fucky?
1504
01:26:20,133 --> 01:26:22,386
- No... iwon.
1505
01:26:28,225 --> 01:26:30,310
I'm really disappointed in Randy.
1506
01:26:30,435 --> 01:26:32,771
We decided to take a little break
for a while.
1507
01:26:32,896 --> 01:26:34,022
My decision.
1508
01:26:35,148 --> 01:26:38,610
Good news, the taser shock
somehow reversed my stroke.
1509
01:26:38,735 --> 01:26:41,738
I've never felt... I haven't felt
this good in many, many years.
1510
01:26:41,863 --> 01:26:43,156
Good, one, two.
1511
01:26:43,281 --> 01:26:45,283
I'm dating again in here.
1512
01:26:47,661 --> 01:26:50,580
I've only got seven months left,
which is great.
1513
01:26:50,706 --> 01:26:52,290
White quuor's what fucked me up.
1514
01:26:54,042 --> 01:26:55,752
For fuck's sakes. Randy!!!
1515
01:27:03,009 --> 01:27:05,637
- I thought I'd miss him,
but I don't.
1516
01:27:05,762 --> 01:27:07,347
I'm also hooking at night again.
1517
01:27:07,472 --> 01:27:08,974
Good choice for me.
1518
01:27:09,683 --> 01:27:11,744
- Well, I guess Lucy got tired
of banging George green.
1519
01:27:11,768 --> 01:27:13,729
She kicked him out of the trailer,
which is great.
1520
01:27:13,854 --> 01:27:16,014
And I'm spending
a lot more time around Trinity, and...
1521
01:27:16,106 --> 01:27:19,276
Things aren't 100% between me and Lucy,
but we'll see how things go.
1522
01:27:19,401 --> 01:27:22,561
Hey, if stretch-arm-weak's here,
that must mean Julian's out the joint.
1523
01:27:22,612 --> 01:27:24,412
- You know what I'm saying?
- Hey, Jacob.
1524
01:27:24,823 --> 01:27:28,827
- Look at that fuckin' sign.
- Ray Christ!
1525
01:27:28,952 --> 01:27:30,162
- Hey Sarah, how's the ph?
1526
01:27:30,287 --> 01:27:31,747
- It's good.
- Good.
1527
01:27:31,872 --> 01:27:33,665
- How'd we do?
- Real good.
1528
01:27:33,790 --> 01:27:35,625
- Holy fuck!
- Cool, boss?
1529
01:27:35,751 --> 01:27:37,419
- Yeah.
- Alright, let's go, babe.
1530
01:27:38,712 --> 01:27:40,881
- Want some soups?
- One can each.
1531
01:27:41,006 --> 01:27:42,007
- Guess who's out, dawg.
1532
01:27:42,424 --> 01:27:44,843
- You're looking at him.
- I'm a free man.
1533
01:27:44,968 --> 01:27:48,638
- Judge gave him bail. It was a female
judge and I think she was feeling him.
1534
01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:51,600
- I admit it, I've made
some mistakes in my life.
1535
01:27:52,267 --> 01:27:55,896
And... maybe the piss game
was the biggest mistake of my life
1536
01:27:56,021 --> 01:28:00,275
because not only did it...
Fuck me up financially...
1537
01:28:00,901 --> 01:28:02,819
It fucked me up emotionally.
1538
01:28:02,944 --> 01:28:04,224
- For the first time in my life,
1539
01:28:04,821 --> 01:28:06,382
I actually don't feel
like telling the government to fuck off.
1540
01:28:06,406 --> 01:28:08,617
They dropped all the charges,
which is fucking great.
1541
01:28:08,742 --> 01:28:12,162
And they offered me a license to grow
medical marijuana for five fucking years.
1542
01:28:12,287 --> 01:28:15,040
So for the first time in my life,
I am growing fucking weed
1543
01:28:15,165 --> 01:28:16,666
and it's totally legal.
1544
01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:19,270
Which is the way it should be.
It's the new fucking mellemium.
1545
01:28:19,294 --> 01:28:20,754
Watch out for Randy!
1546
01:28:20,879 --> 01:28:22,380
Straight back, Ricky, straight back!
1547
01:28:25,342 --> 01:28:27,719
10 more feet Ricky, 10 more feet!
1548
01:28:27,844 --> 01:28:29,304
Okay, cut her there!
1549
01:28:30,096 --> 01:28:31,473
Cut her, cut her!
1550
01:28:31,598 --> 01:28:32,598
Straight back.
1551
01:28:35,936 --> 01:28:39,356
Brakes, Ricky!
1552
01:28:40,774 --> 01:28:41,858
Yes!
1553
01:28:45,612 --> 01:28:47,030
- New crib's dope, bubbles.
1554
01:28:47,155 --> 01:28:48,281
- Thanks.
- You own all this?
1555
01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:51,159
- It's all mine boys, come on in.
- Sweet, man.
1556
01:28:51,284 --> 01:28:54,037
- Make yourselves at home, boys.
- I'm going to roll a joint.
1557
01:28:54,162 --> 01:28:56,498
- I'm not here to fuck with you guys.
1558
01:28:58,124 --> 01:29:01,878
- What's going on, Randy?
- Are you... hooking again?
1559
01:29:02,003 --> 01:29:03,255
- Yeah, I am.
1560
01:29:03,672 --> 01:29:05,608
- You be surprised how many
freaky-ass motherfuckers
1561
01:29:05,632 --> 01:29:07,634
are in to big-gutted hairy bitches.
1562
01:29:07,759 --> 01:29:11,763
- Listen man, I really appreciate
what you did for me, Randy.
1563
01:29:11,888 --> 01:29:13,448
- You're alright, bud.
- Thanks, Julian.
1564
01:29:13,473 --> 01:29:15,892
- Alright, alright, alright.
- Thanks a lot.
1565
01:29:16,017 --> 01:29:18,217
- Ricky, you got mail.
- What the fuck is that?
1566
01:29:20,313 --> 01:29:21,898
Hey j-roc, do we got a cdr?
1567
01:29:36,496 --> 01:29:39,624
- Whoa, hey, ahem... Ricky.
1568
01:29:40,584 --> 01:29:43,587
Hey buddy, it's the old man.
1569
01:29:43,712 --> 01:29:45,547
As you can see,
I'm alive and well.
1570
01:29:47,507 --> 01:29:50,594
Living in a dump in Florida,
making liquor...
1571
01:29:52,679 --> 01:29:54,973
In fact, I'm kinda drunk
right now buddy, so...
1572
01:29:55,098 --> 01:29:57,225
Gi... give me a second.
1573
01:29:57,350 --> 01:29:59,102
80 Rick, listen, I uh...
1574
01:30:00,937 --> 01:30:04,858
I did an insurance scam, buddy...
Life insurance.
1575
01:30:05,775 --> 01:30:07,986
Made $11,000.
1576
01:30:09,446 --> 01:30:13,283
$11,000! I mean, you know how far
that would go in a Florida dump?
1577
01:30:14,034 --> 01:30:15,911
I'm set for life, pal.
1578
01:30:16,036 --> 01:30:18,121
- Fucking genius.
1579
01:30:18,246 --> 01:30:20,123
- Saw you on television, Rick.
1580
01:30:21,458 --> 01:30:22,626
You were fantastic.
1581
01:30:22,751 --> 01:30:24,753
- Thanks, dad.
1582
01:30:24,878 --> 01:30:27,172
- My family's here, in sunnyvale.
1583
01:30:27,631 --> 01:30:31,927
This is where I'm meant to be,
with Ricky and Julian and... everybody.
1584
01:30:32,552 --> 01:30:34,095
This is my home.
1585
01:30:34,220 --> 01:30:36,598
I learned a lot of things
on this whole journey.
1586
01:30:37,307 --> 01:30:39,935
One of them's that I gotta gear down
on the liquor.
1587
01:30:40,977 --> 01:30:42,729
And ramp it up on the dope.
1588
01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:02,243
♪ Slooooooooooow ♪
1589
01:33:04,537 --> 01:33:06,664
♪ fried baloney ♪
1590
01:33:06,790 --> 01:33:08,750
♪ oh I got to have some ♪
1591
01:33:10,043 --> 01:33:12,754
♪ slooooooooooow ♪
1592
01:33:14,380 --> 01:33:16,591
♪ fried baloney ♪
1593
01:33:16,716 --> 01:33:17,716
♪oh ♪
1594
01:33:17,801 --> 01:33:19,385
♪ yes that tastes good ♪
1595
01:33:20,136 --> 01:33:22,430
♪ slooooooooooow ♪
1596
01:33:24,557 --> 01:33:26,684
♪ fried baloney ♪
1597
01:33:26,810 --> 01:33:27,936
♪ give it to me ♪
1598
01:33:28,478 --> 01:33:30,021
♪ oh I get to have it ♪
1599
01:33:59,759 --> 01:34:02,345
♪ Slooooooooooow ♪
1600
01:34:04,097 --> 01:34:06,558
♪ fried baloney ♪
1601
01:34:06,683 --> 01:34:08,476
♪ I'm gonna take some home yeah ♪
1602
01:34:09,602 --> 01:34:12,397
♪ slooooooooooow ♪
1603
01:34:13,773 --> 01:34:16,067
♪ fried baloney ♪
1604
01:34:16,192 --> 01:34:18,653
♪ oh tastes good hmm ♪
1605
01:34:19,404 --> 01:34:21,489
♪ slooooooooooow ♪
1606
01:34:23,616 --> 01:34:25,743
♪ fried baloney ♪
1607
01:34:25,869 --> 01:34:27,745
♪ give me some yeah ♪
1608
01:34:27,871 --> 01:34:29,664
♪ I'm gonna take it yeah ♪
1609
01:34:31,124 --> 01:34:32,500
♪ you know what I'm gonna do ♪
1610
01:34:33,877 --> 01:34:37,005
♪ I'm gonna put some in the frying pan
and I'm gonna cook it up ♪
1611
01:34:37,547 --> 01:34:40,967
♪ I'm gonna throw it in the pot
I'm gonna pour it up ♪
1612
01:34:41,885 --> 01:34:43,720
♪ I'm gonna take a suck out of that ♪
1613
01:34:44,137 --> 01:34:47,137
♪ I'm gonna throw it on the floor
and I'll pick it up and I'm gonna eat it ♪
1614
01:34:47,223 --> 01:34:50,268
♪ 'cause it tastes good
and I love baloney son ♪
1615
01:34:50,393 --> 01:34:53,438
♪ I love it I love it I love it ♪
1616
01:34:53,563 --> 01:34:56,107
♪ I got to have it
I got to have it... ♪
1617
01:34:56,232 --> 01:34:58,193
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