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- Previously on
"below deck med"...

- Primary wants an
all white theme party.

- Is it okay if we do
white glove service?

- Of course.
- No.

- Why not?
- Because I don't want to.

- Does this have a spark plug?

We know that for a fact.

- 'cause you know everything.

He has the utmost lack of
respect for me right now.

- You gonna be good for nine?
- Yeah-ish.

This white theme has
a drastic effect on me.

I'm wearing white jacket,
making white food

and hannah and her stews
are dressed in black.

- Charter client
is randy madrid.

The weather is horrific.

- This will be an
interior-based charter.

- Totally.

- Oh!

- How did the white glove
dinner go off?

- We didn't end up doing it.

- No, it's not.

I'm not happy with interior,
and it starts with you.

Hannah, step up to the plate
and do your job.

- They should be getting
half the sleep.

Then they wouldn't have
so much lovey-dovey energy.

Cut their sleep in half!

- He has a bad ----ing fever.

- The last thing I want
is to lose joao.

I need him.

[ thunder ]

- buh-bye.

- Hallelujah!

Jack and I finally had sex.

It was definitely
worth the wait.

He's packing.

I'm very pleased
with the merchandise.

[ chuckles ]

- oh!

Last charter!

- Yeah!

- I just want
to sleep in.

I'm so ----ing tired.
- Why?

- We slept like an hour
when we got back.

And then I had an
espresso martini

and then we had an
espresso after dinner.

But that is what
more coffee's for.

- I definitely feel like
I'm under a microscope lately.

- Hannah, step up to the plate
and do your job.

- But my whole season
has been based

around my relationship
with sandy.

So I'm definitely
not gonna mess that up now.

What a beautiful time
to be alive.

- So what did they say?

No.

- I'll decide that.

- Okay.

I'm down a bosun.
I need him on deck.

But I also can't allow
him to infect my crew.

Travis, travis,
come to the bridge.

So I need him to rest and
I need to quarantine him.

- What's up?
- You'll be my bosun today.

- Yeah, joao's
completely wracked.

- Yeah, he's sick.

We have to pick up
the guests in monaco.

- Cool. Yeah.

I actually worked on deck
sh-- loads more than joao.

So I'm more than happy
to take on the responsibility

as a bosun.

We're going to monaco? Cool.

- Provisions are here.
Could everybody please help?

- Beautiful weather
we're having.

- Provisions are here, darling?
- Are they?

- If you'd like to help
us bring them in.

- Sure.
- Morning, benny.

- Which one?

- Wow, you came just in
the right time, jack.

Thank you so much.

- Did you get all
your table stuff out?

- Voila!

- This is gonna slide
all over the place.

Can you make sure
every cab is closed?

Like that one's open.

- Yeah.
- Hey, jack, tie these.

Weather in the med, as we know,
is very unpredictable.

But this time of year, it's
more so because winter's coming.

The seas are getting rough,

so I have to depart
really early this morning

to pick these guests up.

Travis, travis,
I want to leave now.

- Copy.

- Where would you like 'em?

- See those swells?

I gotta time it just right.

- Do that one over to the stern!

- All right, colin,
pull that line in quickly.

- Stern lines are all off
and you're all clear.

- Pressure's on.

- It's all about
the passion of yachting!

You must have
deep-rooted passion!

- Now we're about to go
into these rough seas.

It's sad for joao.

- Have to get...
Makes me feel sick down here.

- Oh, muffins.
- ----Ing shaking.

- Ow! ----Er!
- Only a first-degree burn.

- It's up to you.
It's your show now.

Travis has years
of experience.

He's been on a million boats.

But off the boat,
there's always problems.

- Hey, travis.

We're in a ----ing restaurant.

- I get along with travis.
He's a great worker.

We need our lead
deckhand to pull through

for the next charter.

Joao's got a fever and
the only prescription...

...Is more yachting.
- Cowbell.

- Big wave.
Oh... Yeah.

- ----Ing a.

- Yeah, I know.

- Eta 15 minutes.
- Okay.

- We're gonna need all
the interior on deck

because we'll probably be
going between two boats.

- Okay.

We'll be there in 15 minutes.

Captain sandy wants
you guys on fenders

when we go in if that's okay.
- Sure.

- Cheers, bro.

- Cap, you got a boat crossing
your bow on your port.

- Thank you.
- Do you want the fenders out?

- Yeah.

- Wouldn't be a bad idea,
would it, to put 'em out.

I've been yachting for 15 years.

The first job
I ever got on boat,

I was hired as
the first officer.

And then the captain
found out I could cook,

and the rest is history.

- Is it clear to swing
my stern to port?

- You are free to swing.

- Travis, talk to me.
I don't like silence.

- Um, there's tender off
to our port side.

We need to come over
the starboard and meet her.

- Hearing travis on
the radio

orchestrate this movement
is torture.

- That was good. Closing.

- I can hear
he's doing a great job.

I want to be the one
doing the job.

- Looks good.
Clear on our starboard.

We've got a nice bit
of room here.

10, 9, closing.

Very good line.
We're gonna get lines on now.

- Well done, everyone.

- Nice one.

- Let's unsecure the boat.
- Okay.

- And just start rinsing, mate.
- Okay.

- Can I get all the crew
to the main salon?

- You good?
- I'm just tired, tired.

- Okay. We've been challenged.

The weather, we were
just in a rough sea.

As we know, we're stuck at the
dock, there's no water sports.

Hopefully, the last day of
charter, we can do water sports.

Joao's ill.

This is our last charter.

I'm really looking forward to
seeing what you pull together.

- Bad weather, it means
the guests just stay inside.

So when all the guests
are in the interior,

our job goes up a lot.

- So keep going.
- Thanks, sandy.

Last charter! Woo!

- Guys, can we organize
a cracker basket

or at least start
thinking about it?

- Crackers?
More crackers!

- They make me love you
so much more.

- Okay, the l word's
no longer allowed in the galley.

Less love, more work.

- They made me semi-like you.

- This last charter
has to be perfect.

It would be a terrible shame
for me to fly

all the way from florida

to do three half-assed charters.

- I love you, benny.

- No, no.
Not having it.

- Love you, benny.
Love you, benny.

- I'm not having it.
- Benny, love you.

- All crew, all crew,
to the dock.

Our guests are arriving.

- I hope the sun comes out.

- Who's missing?
- Everyone.

- Here they come.

Hi.

- Coming up...

- So why don't you tell the guys
to keep an eye on them?

- Yeah, they are.

- You communicated that to them?
- Yeah.

- Did she communicate to keep
an eye on the guests?

- No. But I was with them
the whole time anyway.

- Don't lie to me again.

- I hope the sun comes out.

- Hi.
- Great day for a cruise, right?

Randy madrid.
- Welcome.

I'm sandy, your captain.
- Good to meet you.

- Hi. Hannah.
- Hello. Ben.

Pleased to meet you.
- Anastasia.

- Hi, I'm travis.

- Welcome aboard sirocco.

Obviously, these aren't
the greatest conditions.

But we're really happy
you're here.

- We're happy to be here.

- Hannah's gonna
show you around.

- Come with me.
Just be careful.

- We should have
put towels down.

- Cheers you guys.
- Come with me.

You can bring your champagne
and I'll show you

your home for
the next few days.

- Cool.

- So this is
the bridge deck aft.

This is where we're gonna try

and do the majority of your
dinner services and lunches.

- Okay.

- There is one guest that
is looking mighty fine.

But not happening, hannah.

- Are we not leaving dock today?
I was just curious.

- I don't think we're gonna
leave dock today or tomorrow.

- Oh, we want to do water toys.

- You can't do the jet skis
anyway 'cause they'll just dive.

- It's pretty good.
They packed pretty light.

- So this is the master suite.

- Do you want a stay or...

- Do you want to fight over it
now and get it over with?

- This is the room
that I recommend.

There's two guys sharing?
- Yeah.

- We'll figure that one out.

- It's gonna be an awesome time,

even if we're stuck on
the boat the whole time.

- Epic.

- How are you feeling, though?

- No, that's fine.
Sleep it off, man.

We got this.

- Where are the guests?

- They're just about
to come into the salon.

- Oh, I'd love to go and
have a chat with them.

- Gorgeous.

I'm gonna bring
you out some canapes,

like a little cheese plate.
- Okay.

- Basically, this
all needs polish.

- Okay.

- They're lovely.

We're not gonna have
any problems with them.

- Let's not get
too complacent, darling.

- Okay. You know what, they're
gonna be ----ing dicks.

- See, that's the spirit.

- There you go.

- Thank you so much.

You guys whipped
that together quick.

- Oh, you got olives too.
All right.

- So this is turmeric and salt
to dip the quail egg in.

- I'll explain it.
I'm right here. I made it.

- We have brie cheese, some
french cheddar, quail's eggs.

Please enjoy, but going
by your preference sheets,

you guys aren't really
agreeing on each other.

[ laughs ]

when you're stuck on the dock,

it definitely puts a big strain
on the cooking department.

There's nothing else to do,
but eat.

I know that you want a
five-course dinner tonight.

I'm probably going to scare
you a little bit right now.

But no one said
they didn't like snails.

Would you be willing
to try them?

- Probably wouldn't touch it.

- How about I hide
it in something?

- If you sneak it in,
I'm okay with that.

- Okay. Are we all in kind of
agreement over that one?

- Yeah.

- Cheers.

- Let's go upstairs
and enjoy the jacuzzi.

- Yeah.

- We get off the 14th
to go to a day spa.

- Let's do that.

- We could clear this out
and set up here, hang.

- Yeah, absolutely.

- Is there any way we
can get some beers up here?

- Absolutely.
- Need to be clean.

- Aesha, aesha, colin.
- Yay, yay!

- Gonna get laid.

- Nice.

- Anastasia, anastasia, colin...
Hannah, hannah, colin...

Some of the charter guests want
a couple beers on the sundeck.

- Copy.

Why are the girls
not answering their radios?

- Why did they have to ask
colin for beer? ----Ing...

- Here we go.
Can I get you something?

You sure?

- Was it just them that
asked for the beer?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Who's staying on the guests?

- Aesha's downstairs
and I'm going up and down.

- So why don't you tell the guys
to keep an eye on them?

- Yeah, they are.
- You communicated that to them?

- Yeah.

- Did she communicate
to keep an eye on the guests?

- No. Well, I was with them
the whole time anyway.

- Don't lie to me again.
- I'm not lying...

- Well, you just did.

- We just spoke in the crew mess

and I said you guys can
help out with everything.

- All right, no.

Specifically say
to have one person

keep an eye on the guests.

- Yeah, that's fine.
- Okay.

- Hannah's been
great all season.

But I think the two stews think
they're friends with hannah

and they don't really
have to do their job.

And that's the problem.

- They communicate to you
when they want a drink.

That's what I'm saying.
- Okay.

- On our first day off,

we should just lie in bed
all day watching movies.

- Will you be talking or
will you be asleep?

[ chuckles ]

you'll be boring me to death.

- Is there towels in the lav?
- Yeah. I'll bring those up.

- Go break two hours.
- Okay.

- Bye.
- Good luck, ladies.

- Oh, this feels nice!

- [bleep] yes.

- It's like a bloody orgy!

- My life is just
like one long orgasm.

- Get out of here and
go make yourselves useful!

- So the gatsby thing, they
want to do something like this?

- Love the coal.
- Yeah.

We're doing two massive
theme parties,

great gatsby theme one night,
moulin rouge the next night.

- Ooh!

- I'm spending my breaks
and my sleep time

to ensure this goes off
without a hitch.

I'm going
to impress the guests

and I'm gonna impress
the captain.

That's cute, babe.
I hope she's okay with that.

- Hey, dude. We got this.
They're easy people.

- Is this room hot?

- It's a million degrees
in here, yeah.

- I'm cold, like I was freezing.
I need the blanket.

- Joao looks like death

and I really don't wanna sleep
in the same room as him.

So if I can sleep in
the crew mess without him,

then I will do that
just to be safe.

- This is the life.
- I'm looking forward to dinner.

- Escargot?
- Okay!

- Only california, new york
and new jersey lose.

Everybody else makes money.

So they're gonna
actually spend it.

They're gonna get more back.

- Is he okay?

- It was a million degrees in
there and he was shivering.

- Cheers.
- You got it, boy!

- Wait until next April,
randy, whenever

all the commission w-2 guys like
me have to file their taxes.

- These guests are so boring!

Here you go.
- Thank you.

- What is the most boring
thing in the world?

- I remember being at willie
nelson's concert in college.

- I don't know, but they're
boringer than that.

[ chuckles ]

- you like fun experiences.

- After we do this,
if you want to nap,

bro, you can go chill
in my bed.

We'll just have
a big sleepover.

- All right, let's start
getting ready.

- Great gatsby.
- Let's get funky with it.

I want to wow the pants
off of captain sandy.

I don't want her coming down
on poor hannah

because of a ----ing
table décor.

- All righty.

- Oh, yeah,
that's what I'm talking about.

This looks great!

Yes!

- And then you know
what we're doing?

We're taking black
and gold streamers

and we're making a chandelier.

- Oh, my god, I love that!

Thank you, really, thank you.

Finally!
This is what I've been wanting.

Maybe it was
something they love.

I don't know,
but I'm loving this!

- We're happy you're happy.

- Great. Thank you.
Thtis is amazing.

- I'm sleeping in the crew mess.

- Come sleep in our cabin.

- I wouldn't mind having
jack in my bed

if it means that you can sleep.

- Well, jack and I will be
in one bed and then...

- Uhm...
- You'll be, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Looks like they
are on their way up.

- Woo!

- Hi.
- This is lovely.

- Wow.

- You look like the guy
on "mary poppins",

dancing with the penguins!

- Yeah, I'm a chimneysweep,
yeah.

- Yeah. Chim-chimeney!
- Yeah.

- I'm afraid to mess it up,
it looks so great.

- I know.

- I'm looking for capers.
Very important.

Capers, capers...

- Stas, stas, aesha.
- Yes, darling?

- Can you think of where
we would have capers?

- Yeah, I'll be up
in just a second.

- Open that up, please,
carefully.

- Would you like
some white with dinner?

- Yes, please.

- Okay, capers, ben.
- Capers!

- Just as you wanted, right?
- Please.

Thank you, thank you.

- Yeah, I'll help you,
I'll help you.

- We have 10,000 spoons
when all you need

is your bloody serving tweezers.

Tonight is a french-themed menu,

so I'm gonna throw
the book at them.

All right, this is for the lady,
giving this lady a snail.

She may hate it,
but if she loves it...

Move that paper towel.

So there was this one time
I was on a yacht

in the south of France.

And this chef,
he gave me a snail.

Oh, I can still taste it now.

Let's move quickly.
This one?

- That's for the hottie.
- That's for the hottie.

I'm not taking this one.

There's one different
out of all of them.

- Your first course
is sautéed snails

with a chili olive oil
and a pizza crust.

- Yum.
- Enjoy.

- And yours is the only
one that's hidden.

- Yes.

- Bon appetit, guys.

- My first ever.

- I'm watching the face.

- Coming up...

- Why isn't the table
already set?

Wake hannah up
and get the table set.

I'm pissed.
- Hannah?

Captain sandy is
----ing livid.

- Your first course
is sautéed snails

with a chili olive oil
and a pizza crust.

Enjoy.

- I'm watching the face.

- The way I like it.

- Actually really good.

- Are they enjoying it so far?
- Yes.

- Cool.

- Guess what, girly?
- What?

- You're staying with me
in the south of France.

- Oh, yay! Oh, yay!

- [bleep]

- just breathe, benny.
We're fine.

We're good, okay?

- I'm gonna chill down.
Just a little excited.

Guys, can we just,
you know, when I'm plating,

I really do like silence.

It's not a ----ing
circus in here.

- Okay. Are we good?
- Yes, we are.

- Torchon foie gras?
- Yeah, torchon foie gras.

- So your second course this
evening is a torchon foie gras

with strawberry jam toast points
and a pickled pearl onion.

Bon appetit.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Do you want me to do anything?
- Yeah.

Go in the laundry and check
where all the tea towels are.

- Peel that, yeah.
Thanks.

- It's like bacon.

- What kind of wine do we
have here this evening?

- This is a cabernet sauvignon.

A beef tartare with capers.
- And truffle oil.

- So this is a beef tartare with
a dijonnaise sauce, capers.

- Ah!
- Thank you.

I've never had beef tartare.
It's good.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Has anyone seen
my little plating tweezers?

- No, no.

- Get the plates.
Line 'em up.

I would probably happily
eat all of my food.

But this is a dinner
that I actually feel like

I'm missing out on.

- Duck confit with
sweet cinnamon potatoes

and cherry jam.
- Good.

- This course is a duck confit

with sweet cinnamon potatoes
and a red wine cherry reduction.

- Woo.

- I'm loving it.

- Amazing.
- Guys, how are we?

- Oh, very good.

- By the way, the foie gras,
wow, so good.

- The escargot.
- I try, I try.

With big risk
comes big reward.

It was bloody good.

- I'm sweating.

- All right,
we'll meet on the bow.

- You're just hanging there.

- I'm not trying at all anymore.

I'm gonna fish those
granny panties back out.

- ---Ing hell.

Maybe I should have kept her
on her toes a little bit longer.

- Hey, guys.
You need a top off?

- Hannah!

- You're welcome.

No.

Enjoy the jacuzzi.

I can look, but I can't touch.

Sleep well.

- Goodnight.

- I'm so glad this is
our last full day.

Gonna have to push buttons
for things not to work.

- Look at this photo.

When the sun's out
and the swell is down,

we are leaving the dock.

We're going to show these guests
what we can do as yacht crew.

All crew, all crew, get ready
to depart to ville franche,

por favore...

S'il vous plait.

- That was easy.
Everything's done.

- No. Why are you doing
this inside?

It's beautiful outside.

- Look at the weather.

This should be
your judgment call.

You look outside.
It's beautiful...

- You're right, you're right.
I made a mistake.

I don't know
what I was thinking.

- Run this stuff up.

- Oh...

Done.

- Jack? Come on, bro.

- Sh--.

- Anastasia and hannah,
you have two guests up.

- Prepare for departure.

- Morning!

- Captain sandy,
we have drag ropes off.

We are ready to depart.

Three meters and opening.

- The weather's definitely
turned it on for you.

- Prepare to swing
on your stern.

Clear on your port quarter and
clear on your starboard quarter.

- Pull the fenders in.

- Oh, man, I'm excited
we can eat out here!

- We're gonna do breakfast
once we drop anchor.

- Roger that.
- Okay, anchor down.

- Copy that, cap!

Cap, I got three in right now.

- All right, thank you.

- I feel great.
I'm gonna work.

Is it weird that I can't wait to
put my uniform back on to work?

- Send it!
- Full send, baby!

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- Morning.
Oh, my god, you're amazing.

- Isn't this beautiful?
- This is so beautiful.

- Glad you are enjoying,

and now we're putting
all the water toys out.

- Thank you so much.

- It's gonna be amazing.

- Captain sandy?
- Yeah?

- I'm feeling 100% better.

- To be honest, I just don't
want to infect other people.

Even though you're
feeling 100% better,

I just don't want you
around the guests.

- I'll let the guys know if they
need any help, they can call me.

I'll be around.
- Yeah.

- Benny boy, are we ready
to go with some stuff?

- Yeah, okay, boo-boo.

- Can I get you guys
anything else?

- Can I have
a cappuccino, please?

- Done.

- Anastasia, anastasia, hannah?
- Wow!

- Anastasia, anastasia, hannah?
- So gorgeous.

- Anastasia, anastasia, hannah?

- Wow.

- So here we go again!

- June, June, hannah?

June, June, hannah?

Please don't let's
start this again.

Do your job!
It's two more days!

- Yes, dear?

- So four regulars
and a cappuccino.

- Four regulars and
a cappuccino.

- Mm-hmm.

- Coming up...

- Aesha, aesha?

Can you let ben know if he
wants to start plating?

- Right.

I didn't tell you
to start them at nine.

- We can't really do
much about that, ben.

- All right.
I'm trying to speed it up, okay?

- Frittata
parmigiana pancetta.

- Make it tight
but leave the rest

of the line inside the boat.

- Thanks.
- Right.

- Here you go, a pancetta
and parmigiano frittata.

- Oh, my gosh.

- And your coffees
are on the way.

I could come down on anastasia
with an iron fist.

But I don't think it
would do me any favors.

She works really, really
well on praise

and she will
crumble under criticism.

- Oh, my god, look at that.
Amazing.

Look how fast you did it.
Looks so good.

- Mm.

- Love everything!
I'm so happy!

They wanna suck you
off right now!

- Okay, I'll be there
in a minute.

- Those your onboard shorts?
- Yeah.

- Oh, my god, I'm gonna
scream all the way down.

Woo!

- Ready?

- I'm going on break, soon?
- Yeah, boo-boo, go on break.

- Like the fact that he brought
her to this like elaborate trip.

That's such a baller move.

I took a girl to ----ing
mcdonalds

on like my second date.

I'm like, yeah,
dollar menu, what up?

[ chuckles ]
- dollar menu.

- Yeah.

- Hello, this is mandy.

- Hi, mandy, I'm just calling
to confirm

the three can-can dancers
for this evening.

Thanks so much. Bye.

- Hey!
- Hey, colin!

- Thank you for letting me
sleep in your room last night.

I appreciate it.
- Aw, you're welcome.

Your accents?

- So you want to go
to the party?

- The party?

I think that's more english
than australian.

- I'm gonna stop my accents
right now.

- I just hit a ----ing
wall again, man.

- Here you go.

- My god, what have you
been doing, mate?

Just tell me what
you been doing.

I'm surprised the boat
hasn't sunk.

Jesus christ.

- You're going on break.
- Thanks!

- Pleasure, treasure.

- You kids.
So good with your breaks.

- Aren't we?

- You're the break queens
of the world.

Hannah puts a lot pressure on
wanting these girls to like her.

You guys have bigger naps
than I have actual sleeps.

Friendship overrides hierarchy.

And with no hierarchy,
there's no accountability.

- I will give you
a little break every day.

- I'm gonna get a better job
tomorrow.

- Promise.

- Once you need help packing up
some stuff, I'll come help.

- But, seriously though,
my nipples are chafed.

Nobody else's?

- You're supposed to
put pasties underneath.

- Start pulling everything
for moulin rouge.

- Yes, ma'am.

- Gonna go get ready.
See you in a bit.

- This is your last dinner.
- I know.

- It's like the last supper.

Like all the chefs I've had,

they count how many meals
in a charter.

They don't count days.
- I count dinners.

- Yeah.

- Since dinners'
like the main event.

Tonight's concern.
- Right.

- You pretty much picked the
perfect time to come out, mate,

when everything's
just settled down.

- Yeah. I've been told
she doesn't want me

around the guests.
- Oh, yeah?

- I'm good for the anchor watch,
right?

I feel guilty in not
being able to do my part.

- Are you sure you
want to do that?

- 100%, honest.

The least I can do, let me take
on a few hours of anchor watch.

At least everyone
gets their full break.

- Give me some slack, bro?
- ----Ing haven't been

giving you enough
slack these days, [bleep]?

[ laughs ]

- what do you think?

- Very moulin rougey.

It's almost like you're
going for that theme.

[ phone rings ]

- hello. Hannah speaking.

- Okay, I will send
the boys over now.

Bye.

- Hey, come say hi!
- What's happening?

- Joao, joao, our can-can girls
are waiting to be picked up.

- Copy.
We'll sort that out right now.

- Would you still
like me if I did?

- Hi.
- Hi. How are you?

- I have never been
so committed

to table décor
in my entire life.

- Wow!
- You like it?

- Yeah.
- Thanks.

I tried really hard.

- It's beautiful!
- Thank you!

- Hi.
- Hello.

- Hannah.
- Mandy.

- They need
to get changed.

- Okay.

- When hannah applies herself
and she applies it to her team,

it's mind-blowing
what she's capable of.

- I'll just take you down
into our crew area.

You can use my cabin.
- Okay.

What I want is to
not have to come down on hannah

to get this result.

- Whoa!
- Night, everybody!

[ speaking french ]

- what a beautiful couple!

- You been to iceland?
- Nah. Was it cold?

- It's made of ice.

- Just so you know,

we're gonna do the can-can
dancers after dinner.

- Absolutely.

- And I'm gonna go and
seat the guests, okay?

- Fine.
- Okay.

- Thank you.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Are you guys ready
to be seated for dinner?

- Yes! Thank you.
- Okay, perfect.

You all look gorgeous.

- Apparently, this is super
casual, but I thought...

- Oh, wow, look at those!
- Super casual.

- You guys, this looks amazing!
Thank you.

Yeah, let me talk to hannah.
- Okay.

- Two seconds.

- Deck crew, deck crew,
could I get one of you

in the galley, please?

Water and wine service
is complete, ben.

- Thank you, my love.

For the moulin rouge theme,
I'm doing

a deconstructed caprese salad
and a lovely surf 'n turf

because even the most simple
things can be done perfectly.

The ladies has asked

can they warm up in
the saloon or something?

- Yeah, sure.
- Is that all right?

- Yeah.
- Ready, okay?

- Thank you.

- Dinner's first meal's gone up,
so you got 45 minutes.

- Woo-hoo!

- Okay, so to start with,

you have seasonal
vegetables

with a caprese spin
and white truffle pizza.

Bon appetit.
- Nice!

- Oh, there you go.

- I'll never eat
a normal pizza again.

Oh, my gosh, amazing.

- How are you feeling?
- Good.

A little bit under
the weather, but...

- I'm now in serious mode.

- Are you all done?
- Yes, thank you.

- Hey, get rid of this, please,

----ing where you put it.
Thank you.

- That nice bottle of wine
you talked about,

is there any left?

I'm not buying it,
I think it's empty.

- It's not, I promise.

- Hey, babes, were there
any comments about it?

- Uh, no.

- Well, why didn't they eat it?

- Ask hannah.
She's been at the table more.

- Aesha, aesha, can
you let ben know

if he wants to start plating,
he's welcome.

- Copy. Hannah is ready
to start clearing now.

- Why is hannah
rushing me right now?

I didn't realize she had
a plane to catch.

- Nothing.
- Did they like it?

- Yes. Can we plate...

- Yes, and I'm
doing that right now

if that's all right with you.

These things take a little time.

I didn't tell you
to start them at nine.

- It's not about
what time they start.

It's about the time...

- It kind of is
because it dictates

usually what time they finish.

- Can't really do much
about that, ben.

- All right, I'm trying
to speed it up, okay?

How about giving me a bit
of help, a bit of support?

Why are you aggravating me?

Why are you trying to rush me?

I can't be rushed!
You know this!

Look, I'm putting it
on the plate right now.

- Coming up...

- You're not doing
anything wrong.

It's a pity you're not
staying a bit longer.

- Hey, joao.

- Can we plate...
- Yes, I'm doing that right now.

I'm trying to speed
it up, okay?

- We would have
like wine-tastings,

but they would serve
you maybe an ounce.

And that's where that
mac and cheese truck was,

and the lobster claws...

- All right, thanks, bud.
Appreciate it.

- Dinner is on its way.
- All right. Thank you.

- Surf 'n turf with
filet mignon and lobster?

- All right, let's do this.
Yes, thank you.

- So for your main
course this evening

is the surf 'n turf
with filet mignon.

- Thank you.
- Bon appetit.

- I don't think I've ever
done a slice of lobster

and filet at the same time.

- Filet is so good.

- Oh, my gosh, pretty amazing.

- Sorry, guys.
Coming through, pretty heavy.

- How was your dinner?

- Buttery lobster with
buttery filet,

really good.

- Very nice.

- I'm actually delirious.

- Well done.
- Thank you.

- The last one.
- I'm absolutely delirious.

It's just a bit much for
my brain right now.

I'm losing it, like I'll say
something or I'll do something.

And I won't ----ing
remember I've done it.

- I know.

- Ow!

- Oh, my god,
they're whipping each other.

I love it.

- Ow!

- They're flirting
with each other.

- I'm gonna take you upstairs.

I've got a little
surprise for you.

- Hannah?

- The girls?
They're ready?

- I'm behind you.
If you fall, I'll catch you.

- Okay.

- Honey, where's your phone?
You always take pictures.

- You know, what's going on?

- Okay. Welcome to your
moulin rouge night.

- Oh, no way!

- No.
- What?

- Oh, my gosh!

- No way.
- Oh.

- No way.
- Yes!

- I'm so proud of hannah.
Look at this.

It's mind-blowing.

[ applause ]

- yeah!

- Woo!

- That was amazing!

- Thank you, girls!
- Thank you so much!

- I think the interior
has really stepped it up,

this charter.

And I'm so proud of us.

I think we've done
a great job.

- Oh, hannah, too.

- Yeah, yeah,
that was amazing.

- I'm glad.

- Well done, girls.

- Thank you, ladies!
That was amazing!

Thank you, guys, so much.

- Thank you.
We had a good time.

- It was such a pleasure
to meet you.

- Bye-bye!

- What would you say
if he said listen,

"after this charter,
let's me and you go off

with a drink and get naked?"

- if he said it like that,
I'd say, "not again."

- what if he said,
"let go off with a drink

and see what happens,
and possibly get naked?"

- possibly yes.

No, not that!

God damn it, you just
changed the rules!

- What a night.

We're gonna head down.
- Off to bed?

- Yeah, off to bed.
- So early.

- I will, if you don't mind,

take a little whiskey
on the rocks to the room.

- I will do that.

- Get me carnal.

- Pong girl.

- It's pong...

- Are you coming back up
for your whiskey?

- Uh, yeah.
I'll be back up.

- Yeah? Okay.
- Goodnight.

Have a good sleep.

I'll try to wake you up
when I come in.

- They've all gone to bed.

- Really?

- You're so funny.

It is the last night of charter.

And, lord knows,
I deserve it flat.

Okay, what kind of
whiskey do you want?

- Give me a black label?

- Of course.
- Thanks.

- You had a good trip?
- Yeah, it's been awesome.

- It's a pity you're not
staying a bit longer.

- I know.

- Oh, 'cause we get in trouble?

- I think so.

- Should we just then
start the engines and...

- Okay, just fire it up.

- Coming up...

- I'm pissed.
It's 8:35.

The table's still not set.

There's ----ing
three deck people up!

- It's fine. We'll get
on everything, sandy, for 10:30.

- No. Now, hannah!

- Where?

Yeah.

You're not single, are you?

- What the [bleep]?

Just went from like an a to a c.
- Yeah, I know.

- How are you?

- Hey, joao.
- You feeling good?

- I'm feeling much better,
thank you.

- I'm going to the bathroom
unless you want...

- No, no.

- What did I interrupt here?

- I'm being professional.

- I know. Denied.

- Move this sh--.

- The mornings are really
hard because I have a coffee

and then I have to poop.

And then there's
nowhere for me to go.

- Oh, god!
- I don't wanna wake up hannah.

- Hey.
- Oh, hey.

- How's it going, bro?
- Good.

- Let's get
the two jet skis out.

- They're thinking
brunch at 10:30.

- Yeah. Thank you.

- Good, good, good, good...

- Fancy seeing you here.

- You're not gonna miss me
even a little bit.

- I might get a raccoon
and keep it in my room

to remind me of...
- [bleep] you, man.

[ chuckles ]
never say never, brother!

- What else do you
want out, mate?

Shall we just put
everything out?

- That's how it works.

If they wake up and
nothing's out, we're ----ed.

If they don't wake up and
everything's out, we're okay.

- What are you doing?

- I'm gonna make a bottle
with a message in it.

But I'm gonna make
the paper like

old-looking and
then burn the edges.

- So you're quite
crafty, are you?

- I'm a crafty little bitch.

Morning.

- Hey, cap.
- We're leaving here at 9:30.

- We put everything out.

- Thank you.

Deck team's got all
the toys out in the water.

I didn't even have to ask.

That's real yachting!

Why can't I get this
from the interior?

Why isn't the table already set?

It's late.

- Their brunch is at 10:30.

- I don't care.

Table set is priority
number one.

- Okay.
- Okay?

- Okay. Wake hannah up.

Wake everybody up and
get the table set immediately.

Go wake 'em up!
- This won't take me too long.

- No, no, no!
Go wake 'em up!

Go wake 'em up
'cause I'm pissed!

- Okay.

Hannah?
- Hmm?

- I haven't actually
made the table yet.

- Mm-hmm.

- And captain sandy
is ----ing livid.

- What's the time?
- It's 8:30.

- So why is she livid
that the table's

not done when it's two hours?

- I honestly have no idea.

- Okay, cool.

- I haven't slept with
a milf in ----ing ages.

- I slept with a 40-year-old.

That's not really like...
That's not like milfy.

That's only like
nine years older than me.

- You're up on deck at six,
right?

- 6:30.
- 6:30.

- But there's three of them

and there's only one of me,
and if they're...

- Yeah, but guess what?
They do anchor watches.

You got sleep yesterday.

It's excuse, after excuse,
after excuse.

It's the last day and
the last charter of the season,

and I'm so sick and tired
of having this conversation.

- Aesha, pet?
- Hmm?

- Captain sandy is on
a ----ing typhoon.

And she wants me
to wake everybody up.

- Are you ----ing kidding me?

- No, I'm not.

- Good morning.

- I'm pissed.
It's 8:35.

The table's still not set.

There's nothing inviting
if someone wakes up.

There's no like place for them
to go sit and have a coffee.

What's inviting about
that for them to sit?

No, the table.

They sit there.
There's nothing.

- To me, I've never
done it that way

just 'cause the glasses
can get salty...

- She can put the decorations
on the table.

Like if I'm chartering
this boat,

I would want to wake up
and have a table set.

- Okay, sure.
- That's our difference.

Like we are different
when it comes to

that level of service
and that's...

- To me, it's important
that last night when the guests

were awake, there was
two people up on service.

- There's ----ing
three deck people up.

They've been on anchor watch!

- Yeah, but they weren't...

- They washed your
----ing dishes!

- Yeah, yeah, yeah...

- That's not...No, hannah.

- I'll do the table.
It's fine.

- Please, this is
only gonna make me...

Wait... Accelerate
my already upsetness.

- I'm sorry about that.

I came into this season
with my main priority

to build my relationship
with sandy.

We will have
everything ready, I promise.

And I have shut my mouth,
I've not had breaks.

I've not slept very much,
I'm like, I'm ----ing done.

Go find yourself
another chief stew.

- Anastasia said that
she was too busy this morning

to set the table.

Meanwhile, the entire deck,
the slide, everything's set up

and nothing's set up on
the interior, not one thing.

- So what else...

- Where's the fresh
orange juice?

Did she squeeze that for him?

That's not orange juice.
That's grapefruit juice!

- It's fine. We'll get on
everything, sandy, for 10:30.

- No. Now, hannah!
- No, no, no...

- I want everybody up.
- Okay.

- [bleep]'s sakes.

On the season finale
of "below deck med"...

- Joao, how did you even put up
with me the whole season?

[ laughs ]

- ----ing, I asked myself
that every day.

- Is there a fire?

- It's terrible.

- Love you so much.

- I just wanna know what
were your hardest moments?

- Interior not getting as much
praise as they should have.

- So cool going against
the captain, you ----ing hero.

- It was just like
a ----ing backhand.

I can't do any more than this!

- This isn't your passion.
Yachting is not your passion!

- Thanks.

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