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Oh Benjamin Button my buddy the Wizards
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he's getting me backstage Drizzy tickets
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tonight do it then the hotel lobby jump
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on that IKEA website it's true they did
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a clinical study Google I'm probably not
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gonna do that
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look it up Patrick's [ __ ] however
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yeah I don't know you should get a phone
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cuz that's ridiculous dump our thumb
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back I planted them Carl well people
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don't step on the holes and get hurt it
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allows for a soothing it's not the brew
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is anyone ever told you that you look
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like one of those Disney Princesses [ __ ]
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off
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no but like with one so I have Nicole
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really a long time it's like what years
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who was the guy with the shoehorn what I
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don't think there was a guy with a
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shoehorn
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it sounds like there was a guy there was
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a guy
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inhalable really vulnerable and super
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depressed but promise me you will not
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have sex with that guy I'm not that bad
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no the gym just like you told me
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no mom calls like a human cockroach okay
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I don't even know you guys still invite
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him I don't and only swears he doesn't
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I think somebody must have let it slip I
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didn't I didn't let it live he works
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literally six inches away from me in the
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office and that's actually pretty good
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size but now we're gonna go okay I have
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to get up early for duck watching Carl
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Vanka less likely to free beer
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I'm sorry oh so he won't stop trying to
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get Audrey to check out Kylie's ass in
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front of me he won't they take shifts
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watching the eggs until they hatch and
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then they help the mother cheverus
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babies across to the water he's a real
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man he's a [ __ ] like Carl waits you guys
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get Carl to what do we do about it we
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could unfriend him from the Facebook
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yeah or we could tell him to get the
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[ __ ] out and never come back
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we could kill him [ __ ] hate Carl mall
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you found mr. Williamsburg that is not
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important mr. Williams
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and that go inside of you I'm very
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impressed
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there's no more questions shut up buddy
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harder we must kill Carl
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[ __ ] guys asleep in there we're
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locked out it's supposed to rain tonight
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cardigan is gonna get soaked
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I say we poison him
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w retribution for all the pot brownies
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he gave to my dog okay you're coming
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back all dogs go to heaven I'd like to
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see him drowned payback for sinking
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Aubrey's dad's boat guys no no that's
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gonna work okay we need it to look like
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an accident no no no I'm always right
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maybe I could uh maybe being in a brawl
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brawl with him you know
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hit him of that you know like a kill
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move I'm pretty sure you'd still get
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involuntary manslaughter for that you
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haven't wouldn't be [ __ ] worth it
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guys I really have to get up early duck
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watch okay there's no duck watch tonight
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there's no more
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hey pal we were thinking about throwing
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around the old pigskin this something
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you'd be interested in my mother
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why does he keep catching everything
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they've been throwing really okay
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actually I'll get in the back
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you know guys maybe this is a sign you
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know we might go a little carried away
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perhaps we could look at this like an
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opportunity to reflect this mother
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nature unreal oh my god isn't that the
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bar where you told that chick you didn't
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think she was married because she was so
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you couldn't imagine anybody one lone
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put a ring oh yeah
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please nope you know it my work wife
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this guy almost got caught masturbating
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it's a cartoon cartoons pornography at
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work and I haven't convinced everybody
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in the office that it was it's not
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entirely true
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Paolo oh oh oh uh the Lord and Lady of
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that do you remember when I threw myself
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the welcome to the real world party
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after college you guys didn't make it
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because Molly's parents died or
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something I never told you guys as as
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you got I knew you're [ __ ] lying but
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no one showed up to my party
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that's not true actually one one girl
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showed up guys she's not her friends
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were gonna be there but while she ran
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away when I tried to get with that I
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don't care
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it's guys I'm [ __ ] over it it's
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everybody look I know I know that we can
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all be [ __ ] sometimes
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would you guys
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you guys are my [ __ ]
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crisis party's lame guys's life
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[ __ ] it right to live Jesus Christ man
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jump because I'm about to have it
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condemned righto
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Cheers
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all right Mazel Tov
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