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♪
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I got great news, babe.
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Okay, stir this.
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I said stir it, not stare at it.
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Um...
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as I was saying,
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I just booked our first client
for our new
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custom car wrapping division.
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Ooh! My baby's a mogul.
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Oh, I can see it now.
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See what?
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That Hermès Birkin bag
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you're gonna buy me
when you blow up.
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If I buy a bag for 20K,
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it better come with 40K in it.
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Okay, now I need you
to start lining.
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Now, Tina, are you sure that you
can handle working at the shop
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with Tina-licious Cakes
starting to take off?
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I mean, I can always
hire another manager.
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Oh, of course I can, baby.
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I am a multitasking goddess.
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Don't worry, baby.
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I can handle it all.
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Mmm. Mm-mm! Mm-mm!
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What was I saying?
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Nothing important.
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All right, let me get back
to being a mogul.
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Um...
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Uh, babe?Yeah, babe?
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Um... Never mind.
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Have a great day, sweet cheeks.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Can I do unicorn cupcakes?
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Oh, for five dollars a pop,
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I'll hop on a unicorn
and deliver them myself.
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Okay, all right,
thanks for calling.
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Where are you gonna
find a unicorn?
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Well, with that head full of
hair of yours, I'm gonna slap
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this cone on your head and ride
your ass over there, come on!
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Giddy up!
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Wow, Tina, your business is
really taking off.
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I want to be you when I grow up.
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Ooh, and I just booked
another car wrap
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for the auto shop. Boom!
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[laughs]
Oh.
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Hey, what's cooking,
good lookings?
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Hey, hon! Tina had
so many bakery orders,
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she ran out of space
in her kitchen.
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You know, well,
I'd love to help,
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but, uh, I'm busy
with youth baseball.
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You're looking at
the new assistant
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to the assistant coach
of the Pasadena Dodgers.
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Doesn't that just
make you a team dad?
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Uh, does a team dad wear a cup?
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I don't know
how to answer that.
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You know, Tina,
you're really taking on a lot.
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Um, Gemma,
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you dare doubt
a woman whose cupcakes
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taste like manna from heaven?
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Ah... I'll be fine.
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I'm killing it at the auto shop
as I always do.
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And Tina-licious Cakes is
a dream come true.
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All right.
Won't He do it?!
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Oh, Calvin taught me this.
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Oh.
Yes, He will!
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Oh, okay!
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Here we go, eyes on the ball.
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[grunting]
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[both cheering, clamoring]
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Way to go, Grover!
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I missed it by a whole foot.
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Yes, you did, but that's
two feet closer than last time.
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Yeah, you know what, why don't
you just, uh, go some water,
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we'll start working
on your, uh...
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Everything else.
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Yes.
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Hey, you know what,
buddy, it's okay.
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You're gonna get better.You're a good dad.
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But a terrible liar.
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Hey, Coach, I've been going over
your team practice stats,
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and we're on track to lose
every game this season.
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Oh, man, this is
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my JV pickleball team
all over again.
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Hey, Ariel and her son,
Eli, are stopping by.
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Oh, y'all still
making out in cars?
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Nah, we're way past that.
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Last time was the bedroom
display at Ikea.
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[chuckles]
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Hey, how you been?What's going on?
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[clears throat loudly]
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[both muttering]
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Hey! Hey, Eli!
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What's going on?
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We were just in
the neighborhood, so we thought
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we'd just stop by and say hi.
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"In the neighborhood"?
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It took us an hour to get here.
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[exhales]
Anyway...
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Let's take a picture
for my followers.
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CoupleGoals.
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Ah, okay.
[chuckles]
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All right!
Uh, make sure you tag me.
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Yeah.
Tag you?
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Since when do you care
about social media?
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You thought a hashtag
came on the side of a McMuffin.
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[laughs]
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[mutters]
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Hey, Eli,
do you play baseball?
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Nah. I'm more into basketball.
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Malcolm is a
really good coach.
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You should
give it a try.
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Uh, yeah, let's grab you
a bat and let's see
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what you got.All right, let's do it!
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All right, all right.
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Here you go.DAVE:
All right!
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All right, now...
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Gonna start you off
nice and easy, okay?
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Yeah, here we go.
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Oh!
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DAVE:
I'm okay!
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All right... I'm just
gonna move further back.
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All right, well,
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the next one's gonna come
in a little bit faster, okay?
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Now get ready.
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Here we go.
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Oh! Oh!
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DAVE: Ah, okay,
good news.
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Cup worked.Yeah!
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All right, Eli.
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You might be a natural, man.
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Hey, Mal, if we had a hitter
like Eli on the team,
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our odds of winning
a game would go up 200%.
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He has got
to join the team.
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All right, look, Marty,
calm down, okay?
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Eli?
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You have got to join this team.
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Hang on, okay...
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Tina-licious Cakes...
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set.
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And Calvin's Pit Stop...
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booked. Ha! Damn I'm good.
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[phone ringing]
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Tina's Calvin Pit--
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I mean, uh, Calvin's Pit Stop.
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Yes, o-of course.
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See you tomorrow, all right.
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All right.
Hey, babe-- oh!
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Oh! Oh...Damn it, my prettiest toe!
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I'm sorry, baby.
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I had a few of my baking
supplies sent here,
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'cause I couldn't miss
the delivery.
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They'll be gone tonight.
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Yeah, okay.
I guess it's all right.
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I don't need all my toes.
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But what I do need is for
my employees to get paid.
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You forgot to cut
the checks today.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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I cut checks on Friday.
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Today is Friday.
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No, today is Thursday,
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because the window washers
come on Friday.
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Hi, Jerry.
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Listen, babe, ever since
we opened the new division,
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you show up late
and leave early.
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Now I know it's because
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you started your little
side business, but...
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if any other employee
had done this,
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their ass would
be out of here.
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Well, Calvin, I am not
any other employee.
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I'm your wife.
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And I know
I've had a few hiccups,
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but trust me when I tell you,
I got this.
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All right, Tina.
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[phone rings]Okay.
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Tina's Pit-cakes.
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I did that on purpose.
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[giggles]
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Oh, damn!
[grunting]
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Say hi, sweetie.Huh?
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[stammers]
Am I on this?!
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Mm-hmm.Um...
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Hi.
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I brought my fav
hard seltzer.
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Love! Oh.
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And this vegan beef
jerky is to die for!
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But no animal had to.[chuckling]
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Try some, babe.Oh, okay.
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Hmm, more?
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Oh, he loves it.
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[giggles]
Don't you?
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[mouth full]:
Yeah, this is very vegan-y.
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[laughs]
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Until next time,
Ariel Nation.
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Um...
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Are you cool
if I spit this out?
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Oh, yeah.
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So... what do you want to do?
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Well, the movie's not
until a couple hours.
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You know what,
why don't we just sit down
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and, uh, and talk to each other?
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I'm down.
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All right, come on.
[chuckles]
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Have a seat.
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Mm.
Ah!
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All right.
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Hey, hey, hey, babe?
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You look great, but I
meant without your phone.
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Oh, talk.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay.Yeah.
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So, um...
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How was the rest
of your day?
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Fine. I had a salad.
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Okay. That's...Do you want to see
a picture of it?
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No. No.
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I know what
salads look like.
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[chuckles]Oh. Yeah.
[chuckles]
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[exhales]
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So...Mm-hmm.
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You want to show me
your bedroom?
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That's what I'm
talking about.Oh! [chuckles]
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No, I understand, sir.
There's no excuse
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for ordering snow
tires in Los Angeles.
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I take full responsibility
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for what my wife
independently did.
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Yeah, just bring it back in,
and we'll switch them out.
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And I'll throw in a wash.
All right.
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Yeah.
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Man, that's
the third complaint today.
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But this bad boy's gonna
change my mood right here.
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[chuckles]
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Midnight black wrapping.
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Interior LED lights.
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I might steal this sucker
from my own shop. [chuckles]
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Yes, I need to speak
with someone in shipping.
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I never got
my unicorn cupcake wrappings.
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You guys just sent
black wrappers and LED lights.
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What the hell?!
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Never mind.
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[chuckles]:
Oh.
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See,
what-what ha-happened was...
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Well, you know,
it was a mix-up.
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[chuckles]
Well, it's...
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It's pretty,
though, huh? Right.
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Tina, this is a pretty
damn expensive mistake.
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You know what?
I hate to do this.
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I might regret doing this,
but I got to do this.
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You're fired.
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[jazz music playing][Tina scatting along]
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[groans]
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Oh.
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Oh, well,
look who finally made it home.
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Not funny, Ella.
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[music turns off]
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You know I had to take the bus.
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Next time
you fire your wife,
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be sure you drive.
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Know what?
Tina, that was business.
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It wasn't personal. Uh...
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00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:57,265
Hold up. Is that my
18-year-old single malt Scotch
262
00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:58,919
that I've been saving
263
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,181
for when the Clippers
win the championship?
264
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,096
Oh, it is.
265
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,706
And it's totally personal.
266
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,666
[chuckles]
267
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,493
Oh, that's cold-blooded, Tina.
268
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,496
I-I... What is that
I smell burning?
269
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,673
Oh, it's just your last
270
00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:16,023
overpriced Cuban cigar.
271
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:18,155
You know, I don't know
why you like these things.
272
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,809
It smells horrible.[sputters]
273
00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:23,639
Have you lost your damn mind?
274
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:26,555
No. Just my damn job.
275
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,210
[knock on door]
276
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,692
How can I help you?Oh, hey, guys.
277
00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,955
We still on for Yahtzee?Um,
278
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:37,522
is everything okay?Everything is fine.
279
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,655
Oh! I got fired today.
280
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:42,571
Wait, what?
Calvin, how could you?
281
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:43,746
Your own wife?
282
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,400
Oh, Dave!
283
00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,881
Welcome to Team Tina.
284
00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:50,405
Wait, Tina, what happened?No, go ahead.
Go ahead, Tina.
285
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:51,928
Tell 'em the whole story.
286
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,756
How you made a
gang of mistakes.
287
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:56,541
First, she didn't
pay the light bill.
288
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,066
She ordered the wrong
parts for certain cars.
289
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:02,678
And then she put in that
perfumy soap that I hate
290
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,811
in the bathroom. Smell it.Oh.
291
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,856
No, thank you. I already
smelled it when I walked in.
292
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,600
And, by the way, I washed
your drawers in it, too.
293
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:15,299
To be fair, you did say
294
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,824
Tina-licious Cakes
was taking up all of your time.
295
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:21,088
The devil doesn't need
any advocates, Gemma.
296
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:24,091
I'm just saying, Calvin
does have a business to run.
297
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,701
TINA:
Oh.Exactly.
298
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,747
Okay, hold on, Gemma. So, if you
299
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,183
hired me to mediate
at your school
300
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:31,402
and I made amistake...
301
00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:32,752
A gang of mistakes.DAVE:
Okay.
302
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,885
You would fire
me on the spot?
303
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:36,886
Hell yeah.
304
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,409
[grunts]Wow.
305
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,107
Who are you?
306
00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:45,373
Welcome to Team Calvin,
all right? [chuckles][chuckles]
307
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:48,245
Well, thanks to one of you
for stopping by.
308
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:49,943
And I was talking about Dave.
309
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,990
Yeah, I-I got it.
310
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,949
You know what? I need a drink.
Give me this, Dave.What?
311
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,559
Yeah.
312
00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,518
Mm. Mm! What the hell?
313
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:01,998
You know, it was too Scotch-y,
314
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,914
so I added Mountain Dew
to the bottle.
315
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,965
[whoops][chuckles] Yo, that was
our best practice yet.
316
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:14,489
But I still didn't hit the ball.Yeah,
317
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,447
but you know what?
Every time you swung,
318
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,798
you stayed on your feet.
319
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,583
Oh, my God,
I'm gonna go tell Mom.
320
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:22,976
I'm an athlete!
321
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,021
Yeah.
322
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,372
Team is looking pretty good.
We should celebrate.
323
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,505
Yeah. Well,
looks like we got some...
324
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,594
hard seltzer
and some vegan jerky.
325
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,292
Ooh, yes and, uh, yes again.
326
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:39,862
Well, Ariel brought this
nasty stuff over, but, uh...
327
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,430
I guess one man's trash
is another man's trash.[chuckles]
328
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:45,607
Hey, how's it going with her?
And you better say great,
329
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,696
because her kid
is the key to us winning.
330
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,872
Well, to be honest, fellas,
Ariel and I
331
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:53,702
have a ton of physical chemistry
but, uh, not much else.
332
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,225
I think I might have
to break up with her.
333
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,097
N-No, no.
334
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,447
Uh...
335
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,014
Malcolm, y-you need
to make that work.
336
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,842
At least until playoffs.
337
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:06,236
Uh, Dave, that
is months away.
338
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,760
I-I'm not sure this relationship
is gonna last that long.Well, look,
339
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,110
you're gonna have
to suck it up,
340
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,939
because if you
break up with her,
341
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,331
she is gonna pull her son
from the team,
342
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:17,291
and, Malcolm,
Grover needs a win.
343
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,250
Whoa, Dave,
344
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:21,686
it sounds like youneed a win.
345
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,037
Well, can't it be both?
346
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:28,389
Okay, man, I...
I guess I can make it work.
347
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,260
What?
348
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:32,959
Malcolm, you're not seriously
considering using a woman
349
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,309
so that a youth baseball team
can win a trophy?
350
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:38,268
Okay. You know, look,
I'm just trying to save Grover
351
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:39,704
from a lifetime of therapy.
352
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,621
And "using"
is such an ugly word.
353
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,319
Okay. Well, as someone
354
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:46,276
who has been to therapy...
Mind your business.
355
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,889
I got some other words
for what's happening here.
356
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,455
How about manipulating?
357
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,283
Deceiving?
358
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:54,763
Exploiting!
359
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,069
All right.
You know what, Marty?
360
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,331
I've got a couple words
for you, too.
361
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:58,462
How about "stay out of it"?!
362
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,860
All right. Let's see
what you got next.Okay.
363
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,167
Mm, mm. Mmm.
364
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,082
Okay.
365
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,953
Mm-hmm.Mm-hmm?
366
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,955
Chocolate-covered strawberries.[laughs]
367
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,827
Wow.
368
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,786
You are killing this
blindfold fruit challenge.[chuckles]
369
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,180
Mmm.Now let's see
370
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,225
if you know what this is.Okay.
371
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:27,317
Mmm. Mmm, yeah, that-that...
That tastes like round two.
372
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,319
[laughs]Yeah. Uh...
373
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,321
Maybe this time
374
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:32,714
we can take it to the bedroom.Oh.
375
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:33,976
I like that.
[chuckles][chuckles]
376
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,587
Aah.Oh. Uh, let me
get those for you.
377
00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,111
Yeah.
[chuckles][chuckles]
378
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:39,939
You know, I got to say,
379
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,505
this is a lot more fun
380
00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,594
than the last time
I was in handcuffs.
381
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:46,293
I thought you said
this was your first time.
382
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,947
Oh.
[chuckles]
383
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,775
Yeah, I, uh,
got arrested at a protest.
384
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,734
Oh.[chuckles]:
Yeah.
385
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,562
I've been to one of those.
[chuckles]
386
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,738
Wait. Oh, really?
Which one did you go to?Mm-hmm.
387
00:15:56,868 --> 00:16:01,134
W-Was it BLM, climate change
or, uh, universal health care?
388
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,614
I can't remember,
389
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,573
but it was lit!
390
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,749
[laughs]I mean,
391
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,577
I get the best pictures
392
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:12,145
just walking through
the tear gas.
393
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:16,323
It's like the police gave us
the perfect filter. [chuckles]
394
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,542
I even got 5,000
more followers
395
00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:20,196
after that photo shoot.
396
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:22,851
Do you mean "protest"?
397
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,984
Yeah, sure. Whatever.
[scoffs]
398
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,162
Uh...
[chuckles]
399
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,816
Damn it,
I can't do this no more.
400
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,644
[chuckles]
Relax, honey.
401
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,995
I found the key.
402
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:37,997
No. No. Ariel, I'm...
403
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,824
I'm talking about us.
404
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,391
I, uh...
405
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,350
Look, I appreciate you
in so many ways.
406
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:47,006
[chuckles]:
You know? I mean, so many ways.[chuckles]
407
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:49,182
In ways I didn't even think
was possible.
408
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,618
Oh. [laughs][laughs]:
You know? 'Cause we...
409
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,925
And... Damn it. We...
410
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,580
[sighs] We just don't have
enough in common.
411
00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,365
You know?
412
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,019
I mean, I'm much more
of a private person,
413
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:03,022
and you... you live your life
on social media.
414
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,024
We just...
415
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:07,548
We on a different vibe.
416
00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,638
To be honest...
417
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:13,119
[sighs]
I feel the same way.
418
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:16,687
It's just that you're
so great with Eli,
419
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:19,168
and I didn't want
to ruin it for him.
420
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:20,865
Wait, seriously?
421
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,867
You know, I was worried
that if we broke up,
422
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,434
you would pull him off the team.
423
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,045
No way.
424
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:29,439
You and baseball
have been so amazing for him.
425
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,877
I was only hanging in there
because I thought you'd cut him.
426
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:36,838
Well, looks like we finally
found something in common.
427
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,057
[chuckles]
428
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,407
Friends?
429
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:41,843
Oh.
430
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,063
Friends.
431
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,113
Tina? What are
you doing here?
432
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,072
[sighs] All right,
Calvin, you were right.
433
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,291
I couldn't handle both jobs.
434
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:57,250
I just didn't want to admit it.
435
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,643
So, I'm-a give up
Tina-licious Cakes
436
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,123
and come back to the shop.
437
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,212
And I promise to be
fully committed this time.
438
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,127
Wait.
439
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:08,130
You gonna give up after all
that you put into your business?
440
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:11,090
Well, when it was
just you and the boys,
441
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,787
baking brought me
so much happiness,
442
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,659
but with Tina-licious Cakes,
there's just too much pressure.
443
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,444
Hmm.
444
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,794
So, you just punking out?
445
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,448
Who you calling a punk?
446
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,060
Don't make me
go Compton up in here.
447
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:29,543
Come on, Tina. Just admit that
you're afraid you're gonna fail.
448
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,327
I'm not afraid of anything.
449
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:34,896
It's just terrifying
to think about that.
450
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,811
[exhales]
Look,
451
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:40,771
Calvin, 50% of new businesses
fail after five years.
452
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:42,164
That's true.
453
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:44,340
But you helped
launch this one,
454
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,342
and look at us now.
455
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,736
With your smarts
and talent,
456
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:51,130
any business
that you focus on
457
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,784
and put your all into
is gonna be great.
458
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,177
You really think so?
459
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,874
I know so.
460
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,487
You know what? I'll
hire a shop manager.
461
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:04,143
And you just keep focusing
on building your empire.
462
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,057
And soon, one day,
463
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,147
you can buy yourself
that damn Birkin bag.
464
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:10,018
[exhales][scoffs]
465
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,498
Lord knows I'm
not buying it.[laughs]
466
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,239
[chuckles]Stop.
467
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:14,457
I mean, you can
get me a new bottle
468
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:15,850
of Scotch, though.Oh, I'm not buying.
469
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:18,157
[Tina and Calvin chuckle]Oh, my God.
470
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,159
What have you
done to my car?Uh,
471
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:21,856
look, ma'am, I'm sorry.
472
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,336
I didn't get a chance
to call you,
473
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:26,382
but this is our mistake,
and we'll take care of it.
474
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:27,818
A mistake?
475
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:30,430
It's like you put wheels
on a rainbow!
476
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,736
So, you like it?
477
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:35,435
Wouldn't you want
to drive a rainbow?
478
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:38,351
Okay. Uh, well, my pleasure.
479
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:39,917
Yeah.
480
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:42,833
I hate to say this.
481
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,835
I might regret saying this.
482
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:50,014
[imitates Calvin]:
But I have to say this.
483
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,755
You're welcome.[chuckles]
484
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,722
Hey, Tina? I got
a surprise for you.
485
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:04,028
I'm too tired to check
under your hood tonight, Calvin.[chuckles]
486
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,423
Look, I promise
you're gonna love it.
487
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,556
Now, it's no Birkin bag,
488
00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:10,948
but...
489
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,779
TINA:
[gasps] Oh! Oh! Oh, my God!
490
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:19,479
A car with my face on it?!
491
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,046
Oh!
492
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,353
A Birkin could never!
493
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:25,833
Oh!
494
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,182
Thank you, Calvin.
495
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,228
I just wanted to show you
496
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,578
that I believe in you
and your business.
497
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,188
You are the sweetest.
498
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:37,627
Now, why don't you lock up
499
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:41,240
so I can unwrap you.
500
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,459
Mm.
501
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:47,463
Uh, Joe?
502
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,073
Time to get on up
out of here, man.
503
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,423
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