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- * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
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* ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
FIVE, SIX *
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* SHAKE IT, DUDE
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*
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* ONE, TWO
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* ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
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* FOUR
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- OH, MY GOD.
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VOLUME ONE, ISSUE ONE.
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- IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE
EVER SEEN MY WORK IN PRINT.
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- THIS WAS JUST A STORY
IN MY HEAD.
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- THIS IS SO COOL.
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- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
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HOW MUCH THIS IS GOING TO BE
WORTH SOME DAY?
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- LOOK.
STORY BY MICHAEL NOVOTNY.
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- ART BY JUSTIN TAYLOR.
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[door opening]
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- HEY, BOYS.
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- HI.
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- SO, ARE YOU READY TO SELL
YOUR BABY ON THE OPEN MARKET?
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- I HOPE PEOPLE LIKE IT.
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- WHY WOULDN'T THEY?
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- YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW VICIOUS QUEERS CAN BE,
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ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO
SOMEONE ELSE'S SUCCESS.
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BUT THAT'S WHY I'VE
INVITED THEM ALL TO A PARTY,
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SO THEY'LL FEEL LOVED AND
INCLUDED.
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- HOLY SHIT.
- BRIAN.
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- I'VE INVITED MEMBERS
OF THE GAY PRESS
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AND SET UP SOME INTERVIEWS,
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BOUGHT ADVERTISING
IN ALL THE FAG RAGS,
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TOP QUEER WEB SITES.
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IF WE PLAY THIS RIGHT,
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YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO
PEDDLE THESE FAST ENOUGH.
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AND THEN WE CAN ALL
RETIRE TO PALM SPRINGS,
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WEAR MUUMUUS
AND SIP MIMOSAS.
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- IN THE MEANTIME,
I BETTER GET TO CLASS.
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- BYE.
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- SEE YOU TONIGHT?
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- UH, SURE.
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- I LOVE YOU.
- ME TOO.
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ALWAYS HAVE,
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ALWAYS WILL.
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- ZEPHYR LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU.
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A-AND J.T. LOOKS LIKE JUSTIN.
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- AND RAGE IS
THE SPITTING IMAGE OF BRIAN.
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- HOW COME, UH,
I'M NOT IN HERE?
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WHAT, SUPERHEROES DON'T
HAVE MOTHERS?
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- WHO WASHES THEIR TIGHTS?
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WHO IRONS THEIR CAPES?
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- YEAH.
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- BEN, HONEY,
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HERE, HAVE
SOME MORE RIGATONI.
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- OH, NO, NO, NO.
DEBBIE, REALLY I COULDN'T.
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- SURE YOU CAN.
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- MA, WOULD YOU STOP
FORCE-FEEDING HIM?
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- HE'S ONE OF THE FAMILY NOW.
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- EXCUSE ME.
I'M ONE OF THE FAMILY.
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- YEAH, MY SINCERE
CONDOLENCES.
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- WHAT MICHAEL MEANS IS,
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MEMBERSHIP HAS ITS PRIVILEGES.
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- YEAH, WHAT,
ARE YOU GOING TO HIT HIM
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IN THE HEAD NOW, TOO?
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- INCLUDING A TWO-WEEK PACKAGE
IN THE POCONOS.
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- MM.
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- WE'VE BEEN GOING THERE
EVERY SUMMER
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FOR TWO WEEKS
SINCE I WAS NINE.
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- YEAH, RIGHT BY THE LAKE.
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- IT'S THE PERFECT PLACE
TO RELAX.
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- I COOK.
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- I SLEEP.
- I CAMP.
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- SO WHY DON'T YOU
COME WITH US?
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- OH, UH, I WOULD LOVE TO.
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UH, IF I'M HERE.
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- HERE?
WH--WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
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- WELL, I WAS, UH,
ACTUALLY THINKING
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ABOUT GOING TO TIBET.
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- HONEY, THAT'S A LONG WAY
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TO GO FOR A VACATION.
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- YEAH, WELL, IT WOULDN'T
EXACTLY BE A VACATION.
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UM, SEE THERE'S
THIS BUDDHIST ACADEMY--
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IT'S, UH, NEAR LHASA,
THE CAPITAL--
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THAT ACCEPTS WESTERNERS.
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A FRIEND OF MINE JUST GOT BACK
FROM STUDYING THERE,
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SAID IT WAS THE MOST PROFOUND
EXPERIENCE THAT HE'D EVER HAD.
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I-IT CHANGED HIS LIFE.
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- YEAH, WELL,
NO HEAT,
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NO ELECTRICITY,
AND NO TOILET PAPER CAN DO THAT.
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- SO YOU'D BE THERE,
LIKE, WHAT?
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A COUPLE OF WEEKS, OR--
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- UM, WELL,
I-IT'S AN INTENSIVE PROGRAM.
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SO IF I DECIDE TO GO, UM,
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MORE LIKE SIX MONTHS.
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- TIBET?
WHAT'S IN TIBET?
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NUDE BEACH?
CIRCUIT PARTY?
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- [laughs]
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NUDE BEACH
OR A CIRCUIT PARTY.
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HE'S SO FUNNY.
YOU ARE SO FUNNY.
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- WHAT'D I SAY?
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- HE WANTS TO GO
TO A MONASTERY.
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- COULD BE HOT.
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- HE'LL BE GONE
FOR SIX MONTHS.
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- THAT'S A LONG TIME
TO BE CELIBATE.
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- WELL, YOU LIVE WITH MONKS,
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YOU HAVE TO BE CELIBATE.
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- NOT HIM.
YOU.
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- LOOK, JUST BECAUSE
HE'S TALKING ABOUT IT
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DOESN'T MEAN HE'S ACTUALLY
GOING TO GO THROUGH WITH IT.
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- YEAH, ONCE HE REALIZES
THERE'S NO FUCKING,
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NO DANCING, NO GYM,
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AND THAT YOU HAVE
TO WEAR ORANGE,
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WHICH, TRUST ME, NO HUMAN BEING
LOOKS GOOD IN,
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NO MATTER HOW SPIRITUAL,
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HE'LL FORGET
ALL ABOUT IT.
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- EM'S RIGHT.
YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
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BESIDES, THERE'S NO WAY
HE'S GOING TO LEAVE HIS HONEY.
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- OKAY.
COME ON, LET'S HIT THE SHOWERS.
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- PUSSY.
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YOU'VE BEEN WORKING OUT
FOR EXACTLY TEN MINUTES.
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- WHICH IS THE SAME AS
A TWO HOUR WORKOUT FOR YOU,
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MINUS ALL THE TIME YOU SPEND
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CRUISING ALL THE GUYS
IN THIS PLACE.
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COME ON, EM,
I'LL HIT 'EM WITH YOU.
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- SO THIS FRIDAY, MM?
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INSTEAD OF GOING CLUB-HOPPING
WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND,
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WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE
TO THE COUNTRY WITH ME?
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WE'LL PARK UNDER THE STARS,
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AND WE'LL WATCH
THE METEOR SHOWER.
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- HMM.
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I CAN'T.
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HE'S GIVING ME A PARTY.
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- DON'T TELL ME
HE FINALLY DECIDED
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HE BELIEVES
IN BIRTHDAYS.
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- NO, IT'S--IT'S
FOR THE COMIC BOOK.
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- HE MUST LOVE YOU A LOT.
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- IN HIS WAY.
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- BUT NOT IN YOURS.
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[sighs]
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- I HAVE TO GO.
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- MY LATEST CD.
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YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON
TO HAVE IT.
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- AND YOU USED MY DRAWING.
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- CHECK OUT THE BACK.
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- "FOR JUSTIN."
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- OH, HOLD ON.
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- WHAT?
- YOUR BACK'S STILL WET.
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LET ME DRY YOU OFF.
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AHH, WELL, EM,
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YOU'VE REALLY GOTTEN YOURSELF
INTO GREAT SHAPE.
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YOUR BACK IS
AS BROAD AS TEXAS,
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YOUR STOMACH
AS FLAT AS KANSAS,
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AND FLORIDA'S LOVELY
THIS TIME OF YEAR.
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- WELL, LET'S JUST STOP BEFORE
WE GET TO THE GRAND CANYON.
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- [laughs]
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GOD, YOU ARE SO FUNNY.
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SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?
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- PUTTING ON MY SHIRT.
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- [chuckles]
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NO, I MEANT--
I MEANT AFTER.
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- WELL, I THOUGHT
I MIGHT TRY WORKING.
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SOME OF US FORMER MILLIONAIRES
HAVE TO, YOU KNOW.
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- WELL, I MIGHT STOP BY.
TAKE YOU OUT TO LUNCH.
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- HONEY, YOU'VE ALREADY TAKEN ME
OUT TO LUNCH TWICE THIS WEEK.
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AND BREAKFAST
AND DINNER.
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- TREATING YOU IS MY TREAT.
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[violin playing]
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*
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- HEY!
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EXCUSE ME, SIR?
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YOU, UH, YOU DROPPED $100
IN MY CASE.
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- IT SAYS YOU'RE STARVING.
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- YEAH, WELL, I'M MORE LIKE
A LITTLE HUNGRY.
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- YOU ARE A STUDENT?
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- YOU WANT TO SEE MY I.D.?
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- YOU'RE GOOD.
- I KNOW.
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- SO WHY ARE YOU
WASTING YOUR TIME
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STANDING ON THE STREET,
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PLAYING FOR NICKELS
AND DIMES?
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- WELL, DO I LOOK LIKE 'N SYNC?
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I'M NOT EXACTLY GOING TO BE
SELLING OUT MELLON ARENA.
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- THERE ARE OTHER WAYS
TO MAKE MONEY.
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COUPLE THOUSAND, AT LEAST.
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- DOING WHAT?
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- I'M FREEZING.
I'M GOING TO GO GET SOME COFFEE.
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- RAGE IS NOW REQUIRED READING
FOR PROFESSOR BRUCKNER'S CLASS.
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- I GUESS IT PAYS TO BE
THE TEACHER'S BOYFRIEND.
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- THAT IS NOT WHY.
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IT REFLECTS THE SUBJECT
OF THE COURSE I'M TEACHING,
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A SURVEY OF GAY AESTHETICS
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IN POST-MODERN AMERICAN ART
AND LITERATURE.
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- WOW, SAY THAT TEN TIMES FAST
WHILE HOLDING YOUR BREATH.
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- AND BECAUSE IT'S GOOD.
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- YOU MEAN IT?
- MM-HMM.
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IT MAY LOOK LIKE A COMIC BOOK,
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BUT IT SAYS SOMETHING
IMPORTANT ABOUT GAY PEOPLE.
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YOU KNOW, THE VALUE
OF FRIENDSHIP,
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OF LOYALTY, COURAGE.
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AND YOUR CHARACTERS,
THEY AREN'T JUST CARTOONS.
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YOU KNOW, THEY'RE REAL.
I CARE ABOUT THEM.
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EVEN RAGE.
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- WELL, THAT IS AN ACHIEVEMENT.
- UH-HUH.
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YOU ARE AN HONEST TO GOD
WRITER, MICHAEL.
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- THANK YOU.
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- THANK YOU, TOO.
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- FOR WHAT?
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- WELL, IF IT HADN'T
BEEN FOR YOU,
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I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
SERIOUSLY ABOUT GOING TO TIBET.
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BUT WHEN I WAS
IN THE HOSPITAL,
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YOU ENCOURAGED ME TO FOCUS
ON SOMETHING POSITIVE.
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- YEAH, I MEANT
SEX OR CHOCOLATE CAKE.
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- HERE.
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THIS CAME TODAY.
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IT'S AN EMAIL
I GOT THIS MORNING
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FROM THE MONASTERY IN SAMYE.
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THEY INVITED ME
TO COME STUDY WITH THEM.
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BUT I-I WANT YOU TO KNOW,
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THERE'S NO WAY
THAT I WOULD GO
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WITHOUT YOUR BLESSING
AND APPROVAL.
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- UH, TED, HONEY?
- YEAH?
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- DON'T YOU NEED TO GET
TO THE WAREHOUSE?
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I MEAN, ISN'T THERE
A JISM JAMBOREE
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OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
ON THE WEB SITE THIS AFTERNOON?
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- YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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YOU KNOW, I REALLY MISS
YOUR BEING THERE.
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- WELL, YOU'VE GOT LOTS
OF OTHER JERKERS NOW.
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- THEY'RE NOT YOU.
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MY PAL.
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GOOD BUDDY.
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LOVING FRIEND.
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both: HEY, GUYS.
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- OH.
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LOOK WHO IT IS.
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I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU GUYS.
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00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:29,022
- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GALS DOING
CRUISING THE RUE DE LIBERTE?
234
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,090
- OH, EMMETT TOLD US
235
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,324
ABOUT THE NEW DISCO BABY
BOUTIQUE.
236
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,359
THOUGHT WE'D COME
CHECK IT OUT.
237
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,460
- YEAH, YEAH,
238
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:34,795
WITH ALL THE GAY PARENTS
THESE DAYS,
239
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,296
WE'VE INTRODUCED
A WHOLE NEW LINE
240
00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:38,331
OF, UH, BABY CLOTHES,
ACCESSORIES.
241
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,333
- THAT'S SO CUTE.
242
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,935
- WE'VE GOT TONS MORE.
243
00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:42,970
HERE, COME ON, I'LL--
244
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,805
I'LL SHOW YOU.
245
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,006
TAKE HIM TO THE MOVIES,
TAKE HIM TO LUNCH,
246
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,074
JUST TAKE HIM.
247
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,309
- WHO?
- TEDDY.
248
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:52,312
HE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY,
WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE.
249
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,481
HE FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE,
HE LAUGHS AT EVERYTHING I SAY.
250
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,350
HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME
IN THIS WEIRD KIND OF
251
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,186
PUPPY-DOG KIND OF WAY.
252
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,355
- REALLY?
- YOU DON'T SAY?
253
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,525
- AWW.
254
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:09,262
SO, TEDDY,
YOU SEEING ANYONE?
255
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,331
- ME?
NO.
256
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,200
- MICHAEL TOLD ME
HE SAW EMMETT LAST NIGHT
257
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,935
WITH THIS REALLY HOT GUY.
258
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,203
- WHAT?
WHO?
259
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:19,272
- WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET?
- WHO SAID I'M UPSET?
260
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,012
IS IT THAT OBVIOUS?
261
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,313
- 'FRAID SO, KIDDO.
262
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,982
- WE KNEW AS SOON
AS WE SAW YOUR FACE.
263
00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:30,951
- I-I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO EXPLAIN IT.
264
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,185
ONE MINUTE
I'M LOOKING AT HIM,
265
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,420
AND HE'S THE SAME OLD EMMETT
I SEE EVERY DAY.
266
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:36,957
THE NEXT MINUTE I'M LOOKING
AT HIM AND...
267
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:41,461
HE'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING
I'VE EVER SEEN.
268
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:42,562
IT'S MASHUGANA, HUH?
269
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,231
- AH, NOT THAT MASHUGANA.
270
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,532
IT'S WHAT HAPPENED
TO MEL AND ME.
271
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,000
ONE DAY, WE'RE FRIENDS,
AND--
272
00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,535
- NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
WE'RE LOVERS.
273
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,870
- YEAH, BUT YOU'RE LESBIANS,
SO--
274
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,404
- AH!
- OOH!
275
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,907
FRIENDS TURN INTO LOVERS
ALL THE TIME.
276
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:54,908
- EVEN FAGS.
277
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:55,909
- [laughs]
278
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,010
- SO GO FOR IT.
279
00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,545
TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL.
280
00:12:58,578 --> 00:12:59,546
- YOU NEVER KNOW.
281
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,482
YOU MIGHT JUST AWAKEN
SOME FEELINGS IN HIM.
282
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,488
- COMMERCIALS.
283
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,057
- YEAH, WE'RE ABOUT
TO SHOOT ONE NOW.
284
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,524
THIS COUPLE OUT ON A DATE.
285
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:14,962
CHARMING FRENCH RESTAURANT,
DINNER FOR TWO.
286
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,897
BUT INSTEAD OF
ORDERING CHAMPAGNE,
287
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:20,033
THEY ORDER STEELTOWN BEER.
288
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,302
- SO, WHAT--WHAT DOES THIS HAVE
TO DO WITH ME?
289
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,272
- YOU'RE THE STROLLING
VIOLINIST.
290
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,274
YOU'RE PLAYING SOMETHING
RIDICULOUSLY ROMANTIC,
291
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:31,278
LIKE PAGANINI'S CANTABILE
IN D MAJOR, OPUS 17.
292
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,013
- YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
THAT'S ON MY CD.
293
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,415
- NO SHIT.
IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
294
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:41,421
- HUH.
295
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,556
- I SHOULD GIVE YOU MY CARD.
296
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,893
MY NAME'S BRIAN.
297
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:48,461
BRIAN KINNEY.
298
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:53,600
AND YOU ARE?
299
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,435
- ETHAN. GOLD.
300
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,070
- BRIAN.
301
00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,238
BRIAN, I THOUGHT
YOU'D BE AT WORK.
302
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,140
- WE'RE JUST HAVING
A BUSINESS MEETING.
303
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:03,176
JUSTIN, THIS IS ETHAN.
ETHAN, JUSTIN.
304
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,323
- I GOTTA GET TO CLASS.
305
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,428
- BY THE WAY,
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED,
306
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,395
THE JOB'S YOURS.
307
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,207
- [sighs]
308
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:37,644
- $15 FOR THE HOUSE SALAD?
309
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,646
HOPE THEY THROW IN A POOL
AND A TENNIS COURT.
310
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,414
- [laughs]
311
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:44,918
DON'T LOOK AT THE PRICES,
JUST ORDER WHATEVER YOU WANT.
312
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:48,455
- I'LL HAVE HIM, TO GO.
313
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,390
- JUST--JUST YOUR TYPE?
314
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,259
- ISN'T HE YOURS?
315
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,393
- NOT REALLY.
316
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:04,271
- YOU DRINK ANY MORE WATER,
YOU'LL DROWN.
317
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:07,274
- I'M THIRSTY.
318
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:11,244
- YOU KNOW, TEDDY, YOU'VE BEEN
ACTING REALLY WEIRD LATELY.
319
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,412
- WEIRD, WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WEIRD?
320
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,381
- WELL, I-IT'S SORT OF LIKE,
321
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,216
YOU HAVE SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO SAY,
322
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,251
BUT YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME.
323
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,652
- WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO?
324
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,255
- DON'T WE SHARE EVERYTHING?
325
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,256
- NOT YET.
326
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,131
EMMETT, I--
327
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,672
[clears throat]
THANKS.
328
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,308
[clears throat]
329
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,514
BOY, AM I THIRSTY.
330
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:54,954
[coughs]
331
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,729
AS YOU KNOW, I--
332
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:06,166
NEVER BEEN VERY LUCKY
IN THE LOVE DEPARTMENT.
333
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,168
- I KNOW.
- YEAH.
334
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:11,038
ALWAYS CHASING
AFTER THE WRONG BOY.
335
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,340
ONE REJECTION
AFTER ANOTHER.
336
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,242
- POOR BABY.
337
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,710
- I'D PRACTICALLY GIVEN UP HOPE
OF EVER FINDING HIM.
338
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:22,182
YOU KNOW, SAID "FUCK YOU"
TO LOVE.
339
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:25,452
THEN, THE OTHER NIGHT...
340
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:30,057
[sighs]
341
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,158
THERE HE WAS.
342
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,226
- OH, TEDDY.
343
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:35,095
- YEAH, IT WAS
JUST LIKE YOU SAID.
344
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,497
YOU KNOW, LOVE COMES
WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.
345
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,733
- HMM.
346
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,235
SO THAT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN
347
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:48,241
SO STARRY-EYED AND VAGUELY
DISCONTENTED LATELY.
348
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:51,378
WELL, DON'T JUST SIT THERE
STARING AT YOUR PATE.
349
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,645
TELL ME.
350
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,646
WHO IS IT?
351
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,115
WHO?
352
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:58,551
- YOU.
353
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,154
- "YOU" WHO?
354
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,256
- YOU YOU.
355
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,691
- ME YOU?
356
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:08,528
- YES, YOU YOU.
357
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,563
YOU'RE THE ONE
358
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,599
WHO KNOWS ME BETTER
THAN ANYONE,
359
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:15,502
AND STILL HASN'T RUN AWAY...
360
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:20,273
WHO TELLS ME I'M ADORABLE
WHEN I LOOK LIKE SHIT...
361
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:24,144
WHO, WITH
HIS LITTLE FINGER,
362
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:27,347
CAN LIFT MY SPIRITS
EVEN WHEN THEY WEIGH 300 POUNDS.
363
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,386
I LOVE YOU,
EMMETT HONEYCUTT.
364
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,821
I--
365
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:53,540
- BRIAN?
366
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,183
I'M SORRY.
367
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,585
- WHAT FOR?
- YOU KNOW WHAT FOR.
368
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,287
I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT
TO HAPPEN.
369
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,855
- I KNOW.
370
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:12,625
YOU'RE THE POOR, HAPLESS VICTIM
OF A LOVE BASHING.
371
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,161
- I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU
ABOUT IT.
372
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:18,465
- AND TAKEN ALL THE FUN
OUT OF IT?
373
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,300
SO, HOW BIG'S HIS DICK?
374
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,401
- THAT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT.
375
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,770
- SINCE WHEN?
376
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:29,108
YOU LOVE COCK.
377
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,547
YOU LOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT,
378
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,449
YOU LOVE IT UP YOUR ASS,
379
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:39,352
YOU LOVE RIDING IT.
380
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,388
AND AFTER YOU COME,
381
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,556
YOU LOVE TO FALL ASLEEP
382
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:46,393
WITH IT STILL INSIDE YOU.
383
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,461
- CUT IT OUT.
384
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,230
CUT IT OUT.
385
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:54,601
- YOU'RE HARD, SO DON'T TELL ME
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
386
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,803
- THERE ARE OTHER THINGS.
387
00:18:56,836 --> 00:19:00,640
- FLOWERS?
PICNICS?
388
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,742
VIOLIN MUSIC?
389
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:06,513
- HE LOVES ME.
390
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:10,250
- YOUR DREAMY-EYED SCHOOLBOY.
391
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,884
- IN WAYS THAT YOU CAN'T.
392
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:15,355
- IN WAYS THAT I WON'T.
393
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,324
- HE TOLD ME
THAT I'M ALL HE WANTS.
394
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,192
- THEY'RE STILL USING THAT ONE?
395
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,560
- IT'S MORE
THAN YOU'VE EVER SAID.
396
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,302
- AND IT'S MORE
THAN I EVER WILL.
397
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,939
SO, UH,
398
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:38,311
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
STILL DOING HERE?
399
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,679
- WOULD YOU CARE IF I WASN'T?
400
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:50,457
- IT'S YOUR CALL,
WHERE YOU WANT TO BE.
401
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,858
YOU DECIDE.
402
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,302
- BABYLON, 9:00.
403
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,703
OKAY, GUYS?
404
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,505
FRIDAY NIGHT, 9:00.
RAGE AT BABYLON.
405
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,706
- COOL.
THANK YOU.
406
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:07,740
- HI, GUYS.
HERE.
407
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,377
9:00.
BE THERE, OKAY?
408
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,844
BABYLON,
RAGE.
409
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,913
- YOU SHOULD BE
HIS AGENT.
410
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,648
- WHO NEEDS AN AGENT
WHEN YOU GOT A MOTHER?
411
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:19,586
[laughs]
412
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:20,687
UH-OH.
413
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,256
WHAT'S WITH THAT LONG FACE?
414
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,525
- BEN'S SERIOUS
ABOUT GOING TO TIBET.
415
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,261
- AND HE'S OUT
OF HIS FUCKING MIND.
416
00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:29,696
- IT MUST BE COSMIC DESTINY.
417
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,932
EVERY TIME I FALL IN LOVE
WITH SOMEONE, HE LEAVES TOWN.
418
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,601
THIS ONE'S EVEN
LEAVING THE COUNTRY.
419
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:35,902
- WELL, HE CAN'T GO.
420
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:36,903
- WHY NOT?
421
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:37,937
- WELL, FOR ONE THING,
422
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,872
NOBODY EVEN KNOWS
WHERE IN THE FUCK TIBET IS.
423
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,808
AND FOR ANOTHER THING,
I-IT'S DANGEROUS.
424
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,376
WHAT IF SOMETHING SHOULD
HAPPEN?
425
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,477
I MEAN, WHAT IF,
426
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,579
GOD FORBID, HE GOT SICK,
427
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,548
AND THE NEAREST HOSPITAL'S
HUNDREDS,
428
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,417
THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY?
429
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,051
- JESUS, WOULD YOU STOP
SCARING ME?
430
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,886
- WELL, I'M SCARING MYSELF.
431
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,656
SOMEBODY SHOULD TALK SOME SENSE
INTO THAT BOY.
432
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,725
- YOU ASK ME, HE'S MAKING
PERFECT SENSE.
433
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,793
REMEMBER CHRISTMAS EVE,
THREE YEARS AGO?
434
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,762
I WAS LYING THERE
IN THAT HOSPITAL BED,
435
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,931
ATTACHED TO EVERY GODDAMN
TUBE KNOWN TO MAN.
436
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:05,932
THEY WERE SURE
I WASN'T EVEN GOING
437
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,367
TO MAKE IT
TO NEW YEAR'S.
438
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,368
- BUT YOU SURPRISED THEM.
439
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:09,436
- AND AS SOON
AS I GOT OUT,
440
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,737
I BOUGHT TWO TICKETS
TO ITALY.
441
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,505
- ONE FOR YOU
AND ONE FOR ME.
442
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,374
- I WAS GOING TO GET TO CAPRI,
443
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,343
EVEN IF THEY HAD TO
SHIP ME HOME FEDERAL EXPRESS.
444
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:18,545
MAYBE BEN FEELS THE SAME WAY.
445
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,780
- BEN'S NOT DYING.
- NO.
446
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,383
BUT THE ONE THING THIS FUCKING
DISEASE TEACHES YOU IS
447
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,852
THERE ISN'T AN INFINITE AMOUNT
OF TOMORROWS.
448
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:26,919
SO DO IT NOW.
449
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:30,690
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
450
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,327
- YOUR BOYFRIEND'S AN ASSHOLE.
451
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,862
- HE'S NOT AN ASSHOLE.
452
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,764
HE'S--HE'S HONEST.
453
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,400
IF ANYONE'S AN ASSHOLE,
I AM, FOR LYING.
454
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,402
- HOW DID HE FIND OUT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
455
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:45,638
- YOU DIDN'T ASK HIM?
- HE'D NEVER TELL ME.
456
00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:47,974
- WELL YOU CAN TELL HIM,
FROM ME,
457
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:53,079
THAT HE CAN KEEP HIS FUCKING
DONATION TO THE ARTS.
458
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:54,381
- WAIT, HE CAN AFFORD
TO GIVE IT AWAY.
459
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,649
YOU CAN'T.
460
00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:59,852
- AT LEAST NOW I KNOW
WHY YOU'RE WITH HIM.
461
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:03,055
GOD, HE'S BEAUTIFUL.
462
00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:04,557
MUST BE GREAT IN BED.
463
00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:07,694
- YEAH, HE IS.
464
00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:10,597
BUT IT--IT'S WHEN WE'RE
NOT IN BED THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
465
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:13,800
- WELL, GUESS WHAT?
466
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,968
I'M NOT THE ANSWER.
467
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,004
I HAVE MYSELF TO THINK ABOUT.
468
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,839
THE HEIFETZ COMPETITION IS
COMING UP.
469
00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:23,042
$25,000 FIRST PRIZE,
TOURING DATES,
470
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:25,044
POSSIBLE RECORDING
CONTRACT.
471
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,580
I CAN'T BE WASTING MY TIME
THINKING ABOUT YOU,
472
00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:29,616
WISHING THAT YOU WERE HERE,
473
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:30,850
HOPING THAT TONIGHT
IS GOING TO BE THE NIGHT
474
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,519
THAT YOU FINALLY STAY.
475
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:33,853
- I WANT TO STAY.
476
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:36,956
- WELL, YOU CAN'T.
477
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:39,158
YOU CAN'T.
478
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,695
SO JUST GO BACK
TO YOUR BOYFRIEND,
479
00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:45,432
AND I'LL GO BACK
TO MY VIOLIN.
480
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:48,134
[aggressively playing violin]
481
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:50,603
- ETHAN.
ETHAN.
482
00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:51,638
ETHAN.
483
00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:14,427
- [sighs]
484
00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:15,928
- HE SAID HE LOVES YOU?
485
00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:18,164
- MM-HMM.
486
00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:19,599
AND THAT WE SHOULD
SERIOUSLY CONSIDER
487
00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,668
BEING MORE
THAN JUST FRIENDS.
488
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:22,769
PASS THE CHIPS.
489
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:26,939
THAT WE SHOULD BE LOVERS.
490
00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:28,441
- I THOUGHT YOU ATE.
491
00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:31,177
- WHO COULD EAT AFTER THAT?
492
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,178
- SO WHAT DID YOU SAY?
493
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:34,481
- "EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM."
494
00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:35,782
- SURE.
495
00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:37,817
- NO, I MEAN TO HIM.
496
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:41,488
I WAS DRINKING
A LOT OF WATER.
497
00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:45,692
JESUS.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
498
00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:48,528
- WELL, FIRST,
YOU NEED TO ASK YOURSELF
499
00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:51,097
IF YOU HAVE ANY FEELINGS
FOR HIM.
500
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:54,200
- WELL, SURE, I HAVE
FEELINGS FOR HIM.
501
00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:55,735
YOU KNOW, WARM FEELINGS,
502
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:58,004
FUZZY FEELINGS,
503
00:23:58,037 --> 00:23:59,138
LIKE I HAVE FOR YOU,
504
00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:00,640
A-AND MEL AND LINDS.
505
00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:03,943
EVEN BRIAN,
SOMETIMES.
506
00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,479
BUT NOT THOSE KIND
OF FEELINGS.
507
00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:07,279
- WELL, THEN
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE
508
00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:08,981
TO BITE THE BULLET
AND TELL HIM.
509
00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:12,018
[door opening and closing]
510
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:13,119
- HELLO.
511
00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:14,887
- HEY.
- OH.
512
00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,022
HEY, DO YOU MIND
IF I MAKE ONE OF THOSE?
513
00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:17,524
I DIDN'T GET ANY DINNER.
514
00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:19,592
- IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU EAT.
- YEAH.
515
00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:21,494
OH, UH, I WAS TALKING
TO MY NEIGHBOR,
516
00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:23,062
AND SHE SAID SHE KNOWS
A VISITING PROFESSOR
517
00:24:23,095 --> 00:24:26,966
WHO MIGHT WANT
TO SUBLET MY PLACE.
518
00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:27,934
- GREAT.
519
00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:36,108
- HONEY,
520
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:38,277
IF YOU DON'T WANT HIM
TO GO,
521
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,813
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE
TO BITE THE BULLET
522
00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:43,783
AND TELL HIM.
523
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,871
- AHH.
524
00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:48,040
- BEN?
525
00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:50,843
- WHAT IS IT, BABY?
526
00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:52,812
- TIBET'S AWFULLY FAR AWAY.
527
00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:54,180
WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS?
528
00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:57,383
ARE THERE DOCTORS?
ARE THERE HOSPITALS?
529
00:26:57,416 --> 00:26:59,051
- YEAH, YEAH.
530
00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:00,252
I--
531
00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:03,122
I'VE BEEN CHECKING IT OUT,
532
00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:05,124
AND YOU WOULD BE AMAZED,
IN THE PAST FEW YEARS,
533
00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:06,759
HOW MODERNIZED IT'S BECOME.
534
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,127
- YEAH, BUT WHAT IF
IT'S AN EMERGENCY?
535
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,731
YOU KNOW, LIKE LAST TIME.
536
00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:13,199
- WELL, I'M NOT GOING
TO LIVE MY LIFE IN FEAR.
537
00:27:13,232 --> 00:27:16,135
- IT'S NOT FEAR, IT'S--
IT'S BEING PRACTICAL.
538
00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:21,874
SIX MONTHS IS A LONG TIME.
539
00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:26,946
- SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GO?
540
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:30,349
- LOOK, I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT
THIS TRIP IS TO YOU, BUT--
541
00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:32,852
- NO.
NO.
542
00:27:32,885 --> 00:27:35,321
YOU DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN.
543
00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:37,990
I TOLD YOU THAT
I WOULDN'T GO
544
00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:40,793
UNLESS YOU WERE OKAY WITH IT,
AND I MEANT THAT.
545
00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:55,908
- NO.
546
00:27:58,945 --> 00:28:00,913
NO, THIS IS NOT
ABOUT WHAT I WANT.
547
00:28:00,947 --> 00:28:06,719
THIS IS ABOUT WHAT YOU NEED.
548
00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:11,290
SO GO...
549
00:28:11,323 --> 00:28:14,827
WITH MY BLESSING AND APPROVAL.
550
00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:26,939
[I Puritani's A Te, O Cara
playing]
551
00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:31,443
- * A TE,
O CARA *
552
00:28:31,477 --> 00:28:37,449
* AMOR TALORA *
553
00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:43,155
* AMOR TALORA *
554
00:28:43,189 --> 00:28:48,427
* MI GUIDO FURTIVO *
555
00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:49,829
* E IN PIANTO *
556
00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:54,834
[knock at door]
557
00:28:54,867 --> 00:29:00,239
* OR MI GUIDA *
558
00:29:00,272 --> 00:29:01,240
EM.
559
00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:02,341
- HI.
560
00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:03,810
HOPE IT'S NOT TOO EARLY.
561
00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:05,244
- OH NO, I'M JUST, UH,
562
00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:07,513
GIVING THE PLANTS A LITTLE H2O
AND A BIT OF BELLINI.
563
00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:10,449
IT'S AMAZING HOW MUCH
THEY THRIVE TO BEL CANTO.
564
00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:12,351
- WELL, I-I-I HAD
TO TALK TO YOU.
565
00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:13,352
I COULDN'T REALLY WAIT, SO--
566
00:29:13,385 --> 00:29:14,420
- OH, COME IN,
COME IN.
567
00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:15,988
UH, CAN I GET YOU
SOME BREAKFAST?
568
00:29:16,022 --> 00:29:19,091
- UH, NO, TEDDY.
THANKS.
569
00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:20,092
UH, MIND IF I SIT DOWN?
570
00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:21,093
- OH, NO, PLEASE.
571
00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:24,063
UH, BE MY GUEST.
572
00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:29,936
- [clears throat]
573
00:29:33,005 --> 00:29:35,975
I WAS UP ALL NIGHT, UH,
THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID.
574
00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:37,844
- BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING,
JUST LET ME SAY,
575
00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:39,879
I KNOW, IT MUST'VE COME
AS A COMPLETE SHOCK.
576
00:29:39,912 --> 00:29:42,381
BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.
577
00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:44,917
WE HATE THE SAME MOVIES,
LAUGH AT THE SAME PEOPLE.
578
00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:47,153
WE HAVE A REAL SIMPATICO,
YOU KNOW?
579
00:29:47,186 --> 00:29:51,257
AND IT SEEMED ONLY NATURAL
TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP.
580
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:53,893
[clears throat]
581
00:29:53,926 --> 00:29:55,361
OKAY, NOW YOU.
582
00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:07,439
- TEDDY, I, UH,
AM TRULY TOUCHED--
583
00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:10,309
UH, YOU MIGHT
EVEN SAY OVERWHELMED--
584
00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:14,180
BY, UH, BY YOUR FEELINGS.
585
00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:18,150
AND, UH, SO, SO FLATTERED.
586
00:30:20,619 --> 00:30:26,325
BUT YOU SEE, I--
587
00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:27,593
GOD, I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SAY THIS.
588
00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:29,195
UM--
589
00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:37,169
- IT'S OKAY.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
590
00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:39,471
I KNOW--I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY.
591
00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:42,074
YOU LOVE ME TO DEATH,
BUT YOU DON'T LOVE ME.
592
00:30:42,108 --> 00:30:44,877
SO WE SHOULD KEEP THINGS
AS THEY ARE.
593
00:30:44,911 --> 00:30:46,145
JUST STAY FRIENDS, RIGHT?
594
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:53,185
HEY, SEE, WE HAVE
SO MUCH IN COMMON,
595
00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:54,486
WE CAN EVEN READ
EACH OTHER'S MINDS.
596
00:30:57,123 --> 00:31:00,226
WELL.
597
00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:01,460
IT WAS JUST A THOUGHT.
598
00:31:01,493 --> 00:31:03,229
YOU KNOW, A SUGGESTION.
599
00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:05,497
THAT'S ALL.
600
00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:06,665
WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME?
601
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,367
I'VE GOT TO, UH--
I'VE GOT TO GET DRESSED,
602
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,501
OR I'M GOING TO BE
LATE FOR WORK.
603
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:12,604
D-DO YOU MIND
LETTING YOURSELF OUT?
604
00:31:13,672 --> 00:31:16,342
[door closes]
605
00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:32,624
- WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU RAGE.
606
00:31:32,658 --> 00:31:36,062
- YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.
607
00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:37,296
WE HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH
PITTSBURGH OUT.
608
00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:38,597
COULDN'T YOU HAVE
DRESSED UP A LITTLE?
609
00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:41,533
- I'M AN ARTIST,
NOT A BUSINESSMAN.
610
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,102
I DON'T NEED
TO WEAR A SUIT AND TIE
611
00:31:43,135 --> 00:31:44,370
TO IMPRESS ANYONE.
612
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:45,271
- THIS IS FOR BRIAN.
613
00:31:45,304 --> 00:31:46,939
HE--HE WENT TO A LOT
OF TROUBLE FOR US.
614
00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:50,009
- IT'S NOT FOR US,
IT'S FOR HIM.
615
00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:52,011
BRIAN CALLS ALL THE SHOTS.
616
00:31:52,044 --> 00:31:54,413
BRIAN CONTROLS THE SHOW,
INCLUDING US.
617
00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:56,415
- IF YOU ASK ME,
HE'S BEEN PRETTY GOOD TO YOU.
618
00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:58,150
I MEAN, HE SAVED YOUR LIFE,
619
00:31:58,184 --> 00:32:00,252
TOOK YOU IN, HE'S PUTTING YOU
THROUGH SCHOOL,
620
00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:02,388
HE PROTECTS YOU,
LOOKS AFTER YOU, YOU KNOW,
621
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,256
AND WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IT
OR NOT, HE LOVES YOU,
622
00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:05,958
MORE THAN HE'S
EVER LOVED ANYONE.
623
00:32:05,992 --> 00:32:07,493
- HE DOESN'T LOVE ME.
624
00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:09,028
HE FUCKS ME.
625
00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:11,697
- WELL, THEN, WHY DON'T YOU
FIND SOMEBODY ELSE?
626
00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:17,369
MAYBE YOU ALREADY HAVE.
627
00:32:17,403 --> 00:32:18,604
- HE TOLD YOU?
628
00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:22,141
- HE NEVER SAID A WORD.
629
00:32:22,174 --> 00:32:27,046
I TOLD HIM.
630
00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:28,547
- HOW DID YOU KNOW?
631
00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:31,317
- I SAW THE TWO OF YOU
KISSING ON THE STREET.
632
00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:32,318
- YOU ASSHOLE.
633
00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:33,352
- DON'T CALL ME
AN ASSHOLE,
634
00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:35,054
YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE PRICK.
635
00:32:35,087 --> 00:32:36,522
- AND WHY DON'T YOU MIND
YOUR OWN BUSINESS?
636
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:38,324
- BRIAN IS MY BUSINESS.
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
637
00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:40,026
- FUCK YOU, MICHAEL.
638
00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:43,062
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU.
639
00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:44,063
- HI.
640
00:32:44,096 --> 00:32:45,397
HI, I'M TOM DONAHUE.
641
00:32:45,431 --> 00:32:47,333
WE'RE WITH PITTSBURGH OUT.
642
00:32:47,366 --> 00:32:50,202
I'M DOING THE ARTICLE
ABOUT RAGE.
643
00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:51,737
WHO'S MICHAEL
AND WHO'S JUSTIN?
644
00:32:51,770 --> 00:32:55,474
- HE'S MICHAEL.
I'M GONE.
645
00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:58,610
[door slams shut]
646
00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:04,283
- THANKS, SAM.
LOOKS GREAT.
647
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:07,019
THERE YOU GO, HONEY.
WHAT YOU READING?
648
00:33:07,053 --> 00:33:09,355
- UH, IT'S A BOOK
ABOUT TANTRIC BUDDHISM.
649
00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:11,723
- I KNOW ABOUT THAT STUFF.
650
00:33:11,757 --> 00:33:13,525
HELPS EXTEND YOUR ORGASMS.
651
00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,461
- YEAH, IT DOES,
652
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,229
UH, AMONG OTHER THINGS.
653
00:33:17,263 --> 00:33:21,500
- I FIND DANIELLE STEELE
DOES IT FOR ME.
654
00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:24,236
- WELL, UH, LISTEN, I'D BETTER
GET OVER TO THE PASSPORT OFFICE.
655
00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:27,106
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
656
00:33:27,139 --> 00:33:31,110
- BYE.
657
00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:34,380
BEN!
658
00:33:34,413 --> 00:33:36,382
HONEY.
659
00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:37,483
THESE ARE FOR YOU.
660
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:41,387
THEY'RE LEMON BARS,
IN CASE YOU GET HUNGRY LATER.
661
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:46,058
- THANK YOU.
662
00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:48,127
- I GOTTA TAKE CARE
OF MY BOYS.
663
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,528
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET
THESE KIND OF HOMEMADE TREATS
664
00:33:49,561 --> 00:33:50,662
WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
665
00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:54,400
- NO.
NO, I WILL--I'LL MISS THEM.
666
00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:59,405
- I BET YOU'RE GONNA MISS
A LOT OF THINGS.
667
00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:02,241
BEN, SIX MONTHS IS
A LONG TIME
668
00:34:02,274 --> 00:34:03,242
TO ASK SOMEBODY
TO WAIT.
669
00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:06,345
I MEAN, YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
670
00:34:09,315 --> 00:34:12,584
- WE TALKED ABOUT IT,
AND, UH,
671
00:34:12,618 --> 00:34:14,453
HE'LL BE FINE.
672
00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:16,422
YOU KNOW, IN FACT,
IN SOME WAYS,
673
00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:18,324
HE MIGHT EVEN
BE BETTER OFF.
674
00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:19,825
- HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT?
675
00:34:19,858 --> 00:34:21,560
- WELL, YOU KNOW,
676
00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:23,795
NOT HAVING ME AROUND
TO WORRY ABOUT.
677
00:34:23,829 --> 00:34:25,731
- UH-HUH.
678
00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:27,433
SO YOU'RE DOING HIM A FAVOR.
679
00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:28,767
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
680
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,603
SOME KIND OF NOBLE
SELF-SACRIFICE?
681
00:34:34,206 --> 00:34:35,307
- LOOK, DEBBIE, YOU KNOW
BETTER THAN ANYONE,
682
00:34:35,341 --> 00:34:37,643
HE--HE WOULD HAVE
AN EASIER RIDE.
683
00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:40,512
- WHO SAYS LOVE'S AN EASY RIDE?
GENERAL MOTORS?
684
00:34:40,546 --> 00:34:42,648
MICHAEL'S USED TO BUMPS.
685
00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:45,184
HE GREW UP WITH ME.
686
00:34:45,217 --> 00:34:47,386
SO, IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING HIM A FAVOR
687
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:50,189
BY LEAVING,
THERE'S NO NEED.
688
00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:52,124
MY SON'S STRONG.
689
00:34:52,158 --> 00:34:54,893
HE'S STRONG ENOUGH
TO SEE ANYTHING THROUGH.
690
00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:57,196
THE QUESTION IS, ARE YOU?
691
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,209
[dance music playing]
692
00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:18,217
*
693
00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:40,939
- A RAGE-TINI FOR YOU,
694
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:43,275
AND A ZEPHYR-POLITAN FOR ME.
695
00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:44,676
- ALL RIGHT.
696
00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:46,845
- ISN'T THAT ADORABLE?
- LEAVE IT TO BRIAN.
697
00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:48,347
GOTTA HAND IT TO HIM.
698
00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:49,748
WHEN IT COMES
TO THROWING PARTIES,
699
00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:51,383
HE'S ALMOST IN
THE SAME LEAGUE AS ME.
700
00:35:51,417 --> 00:35:52,851
[laughter]
701
00:35:52,884 --> 00:35:55,454
WELL, AREN'T YOU GOING TO MAKE
SOME CLEVER BON MOT
702
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,789
ABOUT MY PARTIES?
703
00:35:57,823 --> 00:36:02,428
- I'LL GET A RAGE-TINI.
704
00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:04,630
- THIS IS SO COOL.
705
00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:06,232
YOU'RE A STAR.
706
00:36:06,265 --> 00:36:07,499
- RIGHT.
707
00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:09,201
- DAMN RIGHT IT'S RIGHT.
708
00:36:09,235 --> 00:36:12,371
ARE OUR KIDS FUCKING
UNBELIEVABLE OR WHAT?
709
00:36:12,404 --> 00:36:15,207
- THEY ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY
ARE.
710
00:36:15,241 --> 00:36:16,208
[laughs]
711
00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:17,343
BUT I'M NOT SURPRISED.
712
00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:19,445
IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU LEARNED TO
RIDE YOUR TWO-WHEELER.
713
00:36:19,478 --> 00:36:20,679
IF YOU WANT SOMETHING,
714
00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:22,848
NOTHING CAN STOP YOU.
715
00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:24,283
YOU.
716
00:36:24,316 --> 00:36:25,284
- WOW.
717
00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:26,952
[siren wailing]
718
00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:30,222
[cheers and applause]
719
00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:38,830
- WELCOME TO GAYOPOLIS,
720
00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:42,834
HOME OF THAT FABULOUS
SUPERHERO, RAGE.
721
00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:45,404
WHAT, YOU'VE NEVER HEARD
OF RAGE?
722
00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:47,573
WELL, YOU WILL AFTER TONIGHT.
723
00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:50,442
WITH POWERS OF MIND GREATER
THAN ANY KNOWN TO MAN,
724
00:36:50,476 --> 00:36:53,379
HE CAN BEND ANYONE'S WILL
TO HIS,
725
00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:56,282
ROUT THE FORCES OF
INTOLERANCE AND INJUSTICE,
726
00:36:56,315 --> 00:37:00,852
AND STILL HAVE THE STRENGTH
TO FUCK 100 GUYS.
727
00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:05,324
[cheers and applause]
728
00:37:05,357 --> 00:37:06,725
- I WROTE THAT COPY.
729
00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:08,327
- NO SHIT.
730
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,961
- UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE
A TWINK'S IN TROUBLE.
731
00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:12,931
- COME HERE, YOU QUEER.
- COCKSUCKER.
732
00:37:12,964 --> 00:37:15,401
[dramatic music playing]
733
00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:16,635
- [shouts]
734
00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:19,705
- COME HERE, HOMO.
- [grunts]
735
00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:24,009
[actors taunting]
736
00:37:29,515 --> 00:37:31,483
SOMEBODY HELP ME!
737
00:37:31,517 --> 00:37:35,787
- BUT SOMEWHERE IN GAYOPOLIS,
HIS CRIES ARE HEARD.
738
00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:40,959
IT'S RAGE AND ZEPHYR!
739
00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,260
[cheering]
740
00:38:03,982 --> 00:38:08,520
RAGE ENTRAPS J.T.'S BASHERS
IN A MIND DISTORTION FIELD.
741
00:38:08,554 --> 00:38:11,022
THEY PERCEIVE EACH OTHER
AS FAGS,
742
00:38:11,056 --> 00:38:14,793
AND BEAT THEMSELVES
TO DEATH!
743
00:38:14,826 --> 00:38:17,563
[cheering]
744
00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:24,102
[thunder booming]
745
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,937
RAGE REVIVES J.T.
746
00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:30,308
USING HIS OTHER SUPERPOWER.
747
00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:33,912
[cheers and applause]
748
00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:47,893
AND JUSTICE PREVAILS
IN GAYOPOLIS.
749
00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:50,829
EVERYBODY, PARTY!
750
00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:53,832
[dance music playing]
751
00:38:53,865 --> 00:39:01,607
*
752
00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:07,112
- WELL, DON'T THANK ME
ALL AT ONCE.
753
00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:12,884
- I THINK I'M GOING
TO GET A DRINK.
754
00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:15,554
- WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?
755
00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:17,856
- WE'RE NOT SPEAKING.
756
00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:20,626
- CREATIVE DIFFERENCES.
757
00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:22,628
- ACTUALLY, WE'RE
IN TOTAL AGREEMENT.
758
00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:25,997
HE THINKS I'M AN ASSHOLE,
AND I THINK HE'S ONE.
759
00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:28,667
- WELL, I JUST SPENT
A FUCKING FORTUNE ON THIS,
760
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:30,135
SO, UH, SORT IT OUT.
761
00:39:30,168 --> 00:39:31,737
- AFTER WHAT HE TOLD YOU?
762
00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:34,005
- HE WAS JUST
LOOKING AFTER ME.
763
00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:38,444
LIKE ZEPHYR
LOOKS AFTER RAGE.
764
00:39:38,477 --> 00:39:40,846
YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANT
YOUR COMIC BOOK TO BE A SUCCESS,
765
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:44,916
YOU SHOULD PUT
YOUR PERSONAL FEELINGS ASIDE,
766
00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:47,786
AND DON'T PISS
ON YOUR ACHIEVEMENT.
767
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:04,870
- I THINK I'LL HAVE ONE OF
THOSE, UH, PRETTY PURPLE ONES.
768
00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:09,007
- THERE'S MICHAEL.
769
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,509
I SHOULD GO,
UH, CONGRATULATE HIM.
770
00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:11,477
- HEY.
771
00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:14,045
WOULD YOU STOP RUNNING AWAY
FROM ME, PLEASE?
772
00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:15,914
- WHO'S RUNNING?
- YOU ARE.
773
00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:18,083
AND DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE NOT.
774
00:40:18,116 --> 00:40:22,053
WE CAN READ EACH OTHER'S MINDS,
REMEMBER?
775
00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:24,556
YOU'RE EMBARRASSED.
776
00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:26,191
- VERY PERCEPTIVE.
777
00:40:26,224 --> 00:40:29,060
- WELL, THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT.
778
00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:30,195
- IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.
779
00:40:30,228 --> 00:40:32,130
YOU DIDN'T MAKE
A FOOL OF YOURSELF.
780
00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:35,867
- TEDDY, YOU ARE NOT A FOOL.
781
00:40:35,901 --> 00:40:36,935
IT TAKES A LOT OF COURAGE
782
00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:39,905
TO--TO SPEAK
WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART,
783
00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:43,108
MORE COURAGE THAN SAVING
THE WORLD FROM ARCH-VILLAINS.
784
00:40:43,141 --> 00:40:45,977
- THAT'S ME.
PATHETIC-MAN.
785
00:40:46,011 --> 00:40:48,847
- YOU'RE NOT PATHETIC.
786
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:52,050
YOU'RE FUNNY
AND--AND WITTY.
787
00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,084
YOU'RE BRILLIANT.
788
00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:54,720
- SPARE ME THE FLATTERY.
789
00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:56,021
- IT'S TRUE.
790
00:40:56,054 --> 00:40:57,656
THAT--THAT'S WHAT
MAKES YOU SEXY,
791
00:40:57,689 --> 00:41:01,793
BECAUSE YOU'RE
SO, SO SMART.
792
00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:03,228
YOU KNOW WHAT
THEY SAY, THE--
793
00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:08,600
THE BRAIN IS
THE SECOND SEXIEST ORGAN.
794
00:41:08,634 --> 00:41:12,938
WHICH IS NOT TO SAY THAT
THE REST OF YOU IS NOT HOT.
795
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,807
I MEAN, HI.
FEEL THOSE PECS.
796
00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:17,976
THEY'RE HARD AS A ROCK.
797
00:41:18,009 --> 00:41:19,911
AND, UM, HELLO.
HELLO, TED.
798
00:41:19,945 --> 00:41:22,714
THAT'S A NICE LITTLE SIX-PACK
YOU'VE GOT GOING THERE.
799
00:41:22,748 --> 00:41:24,215
- IT'S MORE OF A FOUR-PACK,
REALLY.
800
00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:26,718
- [laughs]
801
00:41:26,752 --> 00:41:30,155
YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
802
00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:31,222
AND THOSE--
803
00:41:31,256 --> 00:41:34,660
THOSE BIG PUPPY-DOG EYES,
804
00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:36,928
YOU COULD
JUST DIVE RIGHT IN.
805
00:41:40,699 --> 00:41:43,001
AND--
806
00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:47,573
AND YOUR LIPS ARE--
807
00:41:47,606 --> 00:41:51,276
THEY'RE SO, UM--
808
00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:52,243
SO--
809
00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:03,755
JESUS, WHAT THE HELL
DID THEY PUT IN THOSE DRINKS?
810
00:42:03,789 --> 00:42:04,856
- BARTENDER, TWO MORE.
811
00:42:16,902 --> 00:42:19,237
[both speaking indistinctly]
812
00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:23,875
- THERE YOU ARE!
813
00:42:23,909 --> 00:42:25,310
- HAVING FUN?
814
00:42:25,343 --> 00:42:27,145
- YEAH, IT'S GREAT.
815
00:42:27,178 --> 00:42:29,314
- YOU KNOW, BRIAN'S LOOKING
FOR YOU.
816
00:42:29,347 --> 00:42:32,050
- HE IS?
- WELL, OF COURSE!
817
00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:33,752
- IT'S YOUR BIG NIGHT, SWEETIE.
818
00:42:33,785 --> 00:42:35,286
HE WANTS TO BE WITH YOU.
819
00:42:45,964 --> 00:42:49,067
- I BET TIBET'S GOING
TO SEEM QUIET AFTER THIS.
820
00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:50,802
- YEAH, NO DANCING,
821
00:42:50,836 --> 00:42:52,604
NO DRINKING, NO DRUGS.
822
00:42:52,638 --> 00:42:53,805
- GET IT WHILE YOU CAN.
823
00:42:53,839 --> 00:42:56,041
- YEAH, WHAT DO YOU THINK
I'M DOING?
824
00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:57,042
- I WANT YOU TO KNOW,
I'M NOT GOING
825
00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:59,778
TO COME HERE
WITHOUT YOU.
826
00:42:59,811 --> 00:43:01,813
- I APPRECIATE
THE SELFLESS SACRIFICE.
827
00:43:01,847 --> 00:43:04,215
- I'LL BE SITTING AT HOME,
KNITTING,
828
00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:05,884
WAITING FOR YOUR RETURN.
829
00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:07,052
- I DON'T WANT YOU
NOT TO HAVE FUN.
830
00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:08,053
- DON'T WORRY,
831
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:09,988
I INTEND
TO HAVE PLENTY OF FUN.
832
00:43:10,021 --> 00:43:14,292
ALTHOUGH PHONE SEX
TO TIBET WILL BE EXPENSIVE.
833
00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:18,830
- I'M AFRAID THERE WON'T BE
MUCH OF THAT, MICHAEL.
834
00:43:18,864 --> 00:43:20,832
- 'CAUSE YOU HAVE TO
BE CELIBATE.
835
00:43:20,866 --> 00:43:22,668
- 'CAUSE I'M NOT GOING.
836
00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:28,907
- BUT IT'S ALL
YOU'VE THOUGHT ABOUT,
837
00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:30,408
IT'S ALL YOU'VE TALKED ABOUT.
838
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:32,944
- AND YOU WERE WILLING
TO LET ME GO.
839
00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:36,882
- YOU SAID IT WAS
WHAT YOU NEEDED.
840
00:43:36,915 --> 00:43:39,918
- I ALREADY HAVE WHAT I NEED.
841
00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:42,020
BABY, I DON'T HAVE TO GO
TO TIBET TO FIND IT.
842
00:44:24,062 --> 00:44:25,997
- [moans]
843
00:44:41,813 --> 00:44:44,182
- * SO TRUST ME HERE
844
00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:46,051
* NO ONE CAN
BE TRUSTED *
845
00:44:46,084 --> 00:44:47,886
* IT'S THE SAME THING
846
00:44:47,919 --> 00:44:50,455
* THE WORLD OVER
847
00:44:50,488 --> 00:44:52,924
* DON'T WORRY,
YOU *
848
00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:55,326
* YOU CAN
THANK ME LATER *
849
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,462
- CONGRATULATIONS, JUSTIN!
850
00:44:57,495 --> 00:44:58,764
- * FOR SHARING
THE SIMPLE TRUTH *
851
00:44:58,797 --> 00:45:00,899
* GOOD LUCK
852
00:45:00,932 --> 00:45:03,802
* DON'T ADMIT IT
853
00:45:03,835 --> 00:45:06,037
* INSIDE US
854
00:45:06,071 --> 00:45:08,239
* THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
855
00:45:08,273 --> 00:45:10,475
* IT'S LIKE WE ARE
856
00:45:10,508 --> 00:45:12,778
* GUARDING THE FRANCHISE
857
00:45:12,811 --> 00:45:15,413
* SHOWING UP
WITH EMPTY POCKETS FOR FREE*
858
00:45:15,446 --> 00:45:19,217
- I WAS PRACTICING
THE BEETHOVEN.
859
00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:21,019
IT SOUNDED LIKE SHIT,
AND I REALIZED,
860
00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:23,889
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
861
00:45:23,922 --> 00:45:25,824
- MY FAULT?
862
00:45:25,857 --> 00:45:29,094
- I TRIED TO FORGET ABOUT YOU,
BUT I CAN'T.
863
00:45:29,127 --> 00:45:30,996
YOU'RE ALL I THINK ABOUT.
864
00:46:08,867 --> 00:46:10,836
- * LET'S PLANT SOME GULAGS
865
00:46:10,869 --> 00:46:12,938
* NEXT DOOR
TO GARDENS *
866
00:46:12,971 --> 00:46:17,242
* AND ROSES
WITH THEIR THORNS *
867
00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,344
* BITTER AND SWEET
868
00:46:19,377 --> 00:46:21,312
* BRINGING TOGETHER
869
00:46:21,346 --> 00:46:26,017
* IN EVERY HUMAN BEING BORN
870
00:46:26,051 --> 00:46:28,186
* JUST WHEN YOU THINK
871
00:46:28,219 --> 00:46:30,155
* IT'S ONLY BAD NEWS
872
00:46:30,188 --> 00:46:34,359
* A MIRACLE APPEARS
873
00:46:34,392 --> 00:46:40,331
* YOU SHAKE YOUR HEAD
AND WONDER *
874
00:46:43,101 --> 00:46:45,370
* SO GOOD LUCK
AND GODSPEED *
875
00:46:45,403 --> 00:46:47,505
* WE'RE FINALLY
ON OUR OWN *
876
00:46:47,538 --> 00:46:49,908
* SO GOOD LUCK
AND GODSPEED *
877
00:46:49,941 --> 00:46:55,113
* WE'RE FINALLY
ON OUR OWN *
878
00:48:11,656 --> 00:48:14,159
* SO GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED
879
00:48:14,192 --> 00:48:16,194
* WE'RE FINALLY ON OUR OWN
880
00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:18,396
* GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED
881
00:48:18,429 --> 00:48:20,431
* WE'RE FINALLY ON OUR OWN
882
00:48:20,465 --> 00:48:28,439
*
883
00:49:19,657 --> 00:49:21,759
* SO GOOD LUCK
AND GODSPEED *
884
00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:23,261
* WE'RE FINALLY
ON OUR OWN *
60058
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