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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,245 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR 2 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:13,181 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 3 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:14,415 * SHAKE IT, DUDE 4 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:22,423 * 5 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:29,697 * ONE, TWO, DO IT 6 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:32,133 * 7 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:33,567 * ONE, TWO, THREE 8 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:35,336 - * FOUR, FOUR 9 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:38,038 * 10 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:43,077 [electronic dance music] 11 00:00:43,111 --> 00:00:51,085 * 12 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,609 - YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 13 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:49,910 - WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN? 14 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,779 - FIRST, WE'RE GOING TO GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE. 15 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:54,215 - YEAH? 16 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:56,484 - THEN I'M GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR CLOTHES. 17 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:58,752 - OOH, SOUNDS GOOD. THEN WHAT? 18 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,889 - THEN I'M GOING TO PIN YOU TO THE MAT LIKE WRESTLEMANIA. 19 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:04,558 THAT'S JUST THE EXHIBITION MATCH. 20 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:07,395 FOR THE MAIN EVENT, I'M GOING TO GRAB YOUR LEGS 21 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:08,896 AND WHIP THEM OVER YOUR HEAD. 22 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:12,366 AND WORK MY TONGUE DOWN BETWEEN-- 23 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:15,503 WORK MY TONGUE DOWN BETWEEN YOUR-- 24 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:18,439 - MY WHAT? 25 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:20,908 - WELL, I GOT US THIS FAR, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN. 26 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:25,913 - OKAY, OKAY. UH, MY TURN. 27 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:28,282 I SAY LET'S GET OUT OF HERE AND FUCK. 28 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:33,587 - WELL, YOU CAN FINISH MY FANTASY ANY TIME. 29 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:38,259 BRIAN! 30 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:39,727 YOU'RE BACK. HOW WAS MIAMI? 31 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,329 - AH... 32 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:43,564 IT RAINED EVERY DAY, I NEVER LEFT THE HOTEL. 33 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:45,733 - AH. SO THE WHITE PARTY WAS A BIG SUCCESS. 34 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:48,736 - NOT AS GOOD AS THAT ONE A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO. 35 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,404 - YEAH. 36 00:02:50,438 --> 00:02:52,873 - WHAT, YOU TWO WERE AT THE WHITE PARTY TOGETHER? 37 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,542 - ALONG WITH HALF OF GAY PITTSBURGH. 38 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:56,577 - YEAH, I WAS THERE, UH, DOING RESEARCH FOR A PAPER. 39 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:59,313 "THE INFLUENCE OF TRIBAL RITUAL ON QUEER CULTURE." 40 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:01,882 - YEAH, MORE LIKE, "THE MATING DANCE OF THE HORNY HOMOSEXUAL." 41 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:05,386 - COME ON, LET'S DANCE. 42 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,568 - WHAT? 43 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:23,371 - YOU FUCKED HIM, DIDN'T YOU? 44 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:24,438 - WHO? 45 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:28,609 - WHO DO YOU THINK? BEN. 46 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:29,910 - WHERE'D YOU GET THAT IDEA? 47 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:32,846 - HE'S ONLY LIKE, THE HOTTEST GUY I'VE EVER SEEN. 48 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,782 HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU FUCK HIM? 49 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:37,718 I WANT NUMBERS AND POSITIONS. 50 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,487 - ONCE. 51 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,921 TWICE. 52 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,724 - I'M GETTING HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. 53 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:46,026 HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T TOLD MICHAEL? 54 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,861 - IT'S THE FIRST RULE OF GAY ETIQUETTE. 55 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:50,264 NEVER TALK ABOUT YOUR PAST FUCKS. 56 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:52,266 ESPECIALLY IF ONE OF YOUR PAST FUCKS 57 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:55,436 IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S CURRENT FUCK. 58 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,613 - HE OWNS THE BIGGEST GAY LAW FIRM IN TOWN, 59 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:07,915 REPRESENTS EVERYBODY. 60 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:10,751 HE'S A DOCTOR, OWNS THAT BIG MEDICAL GROUP. 61 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:13,887 HE'S THE HEAD OF THE GAY BUSINESSMEN'S ASSOCIATION. 62 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,356 YOU SEE HIM? 63 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:17,391 CO-SPONSORS THE AIDS RIDE EVERY YEAR. 64 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:20,561 - YOU ARE LIKE A GROUPIE AT A ROCK CONCERT. 65 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,962 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THESE PEOPLE? 66 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,897 - I DON'T. 67 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,666 BUT I WANT TO. 68 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:28,536 THEY'RE THE CREME DE LA CREME OF GAY PITTSBURGH SOCIETY. 69 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,638 - THE "A"-GAYS. 70 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:34,775 - THAT'S A VULGAR TERM. - I'M A VULGAR GIRL. 71 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:35,809 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH WANTING TO ASSOCIATE 72 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:37,411 WITH A HIGHER CLASS OF PEOPLE? 73 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:38,846 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE CLASS OF PEOPLE 74 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:42,916 YOU'VE BEEN ASSOCIATING WITH? 75 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:45,986 - IT'D BE A WHOLE STEP UP TO BE ACCEPTED BY THEM. 76 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,856 A CHANCE TO MAKE SIGNIFICANT CONTACTS, 77 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,991 POSSIBLY CO-CHAIR AN IMPORTANT EVENT. 78 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:52,125 - HMM! 79 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:54,328 - GET THE BEST SEATS TO THE BERNADETTE PETERS CONCERT. 80 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:59,333 - OH, I'D LOVE THAT. [chuckling] 81 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:03,003 - OH, MY GOD. IT'S GARTH. 82 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,072 - [chuckles] - GARTH RACINE. 83 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:07,808 - CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, YOU'RE NOT AT A GLORY HOLE. 84 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,611 - HE'S THE DOYENNE OF QUEER CAFE SOCIETY. 85 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:11,745 YOU'RE NOTHING UNTIL YOU'VE BEEN INVITED 86 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:14,615 TO ONE OF HIS SOIREES. 87 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:17,551 [sighs] I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET HIM. 88 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:22,423 - SO GO INTRODUCE YOURSELF. 89 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:25,025 - [stammering] I-I CAN'T. I'M NOT READY. 90 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,860 IT'S THE SORT OF THING YOU HAVE TO WORK UP TO. 91 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:28,696 - "WORK UP TO"? 92 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,964 HONEY, HE'S JUST A BIG, OLD COCKSUCKING FAIRY, 93 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,099 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HERE. 94 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,133 - SHH! 95 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,835 - NOW, GO. - AH, JESUS. 96 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:37,838 - GO ON. 97 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:41,975 [both chuckling] 98 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,445 - UH, GARTH. 99 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:46,113 UH, HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? 100 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:48,616 UH, I'M, UH, TED SCHMIDT. 101 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:50,518 AND, UH... 102 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,886 I--OH, SORRY. 103 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,490 UH, HERE'S MY CARD, UH... 104 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:57,858 - LET'S GO. 105 00:05:57,891 --> 00:06:00,060 - WE SHOULD. SIMON'S WAITING FOR US. 106 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:03,096 - WITH HIS NEW DOCTOR FRIEND. 107 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:11,439 - NOTHING LIKE A HIGHER CLASS OF PEOPLE. 108 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,475 - WHAT'S HIS NAME? 109 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:18,746 - THAT HOMOPHOBIC ASSHOLE COP STILL DOESN'T KNOW. 110 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:21,915 HE JUST GAVE ME A LOCATOR NUMBER. 111 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:25,052 - THEY BURY SOME POOR KID WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHO HE IS. 112 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,887 - THEY GOTTA DO SOMETHING WITH THE BODY. 113 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,622 THEY JUST CAN'T KEEP IT LAYING AROUND. 114 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:31,559 - "LYING" AROUND. HERE IT IS. 115 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:43,170 - CHRIST. - SO THIS IS WHAT IT COMES TO. 116 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:46,840 PULLED OUT OF A DUMPSTER AND TOSSED IN THE GROUND. 117 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:48,776 - DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT. 118 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:53,581 - RIGHT? IT'S TERRIBLE. 119 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,048 IF NOBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE, 120 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:58,619 HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER YOU? 121 00:07:11,499 --> 00:07:14,167 SORRY, KID. 122 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:20,474 - WHAT'S THE KINKIEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE WITH A GUY? 123 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,743 - IT'S TOO WEIRD TO TALK ABOUT. 124 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,746 - COME ON, DISH. 125 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:31,685 - UH, KINKY, KINKY. 126 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:35,889 WELL, ONE NIGHT, I WENT TO THIS GUY'S HOUSE AND, UH... 127 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,692 I STAYED OVER. 128 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:41,962 - [snorts] VERY FUNNY. 129 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:44,565 - THE NEXT MORNING, HE MADE PANCAKES. 130 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:47,768 - BEN AND I DID SOME PRETTY KINKY STUFF LAST NIGHT. 131 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,703 - LIKE WHAT, FLAVORED CONDOMS? 132 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:52,873 - GUESS. 133 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:56,109 - I HAVEN'T A CLUE. 134 00:07:56,143 --> 00:08:00,581 - HE TIED ME UP. - NO SHIT. 135 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:02,516 - I TOTALLY SURRENDERED TO HIM. 136 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:05,586 IT WAS SO AMAZING. IT'S ALL ABOUT TRUST, YOU KNOW. 137 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:06,854 - YEAH, IT'S PRETTY GOOD WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE 138 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:08,155 DOING THE TYING TOO. 139 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,857 - AND THE WAY HE HELD ME AFTERWARDS, 140 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:12,860 I'VE NEVER FELT SO CLOSE. 141 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,762 - I BET YOU DON'T FIND THAT KIND OF INTIMACY 142 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:16,263 AT THE WHITE PARTY. 143 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:19,667 [both moan passionately] 144 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,902 - YEAH, I-I GUESS NOT. 145 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:25,305 - ALL YOUR ONE-NIGHT STANDS CAN'T COMPARE WITH WHAT I GOT. 146 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,608 - YEAH, WELL... 147 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:31,679 I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO SETTLE FOR THE NEXT BEST THING. 148 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:40,187 - THERE YOU GO. 149 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,089 - OH. NO, THAT'S MINE. - NO, IT'S OURS. 150 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,624 THIS IS OUR WAY OF SAYING THANKS 151 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,659 FOR ALL YOU DID FOR OUR WEDDING. 152 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:47,227 - YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 153 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,896 WAITER, STEAK TO GO. 154 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:52,332 [laughter] 155 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,635 LOOK, TEDDY, IT'S THAT DOCTOR 156 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,103 WHO RUNS THAT BIG MEDICAL GROUP. 157 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:57,304 - SO? 158 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,206 - OH, AND THERE'S THE GUY WHO SPONSORS 159 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:00,908 THE AIDS RIDE EVERY YEAR. 160 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:03,310 - [scoffs] PASS THE EQUAL. 161 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:06,213 - WELL, SOMEONE'S CHANGED HER TUNE. 162 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,248 YOU WERE GA-GA OVER THESE PEOPLE THE OTHER NIGHT. 163 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,117 - YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT GA-GA NOW. 164 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:12,052 - SO, WHY DID YOU WANT TO COME HERE, 165 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:14,688 IF NOT TO RUB ELBOWS WITH ALL THE "A"-GAYS? 166 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:17,791 - I'M ALLOWED, 167 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:20,060 EVEN IF I AM JUST A MEASLY "B"-GAY. 168 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,329 - WELL, IF "B" STANDS FOR THE BEST, THEN I AGREE. 169 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:24,064 - [snorts] 170 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,332 - ARE THERE ANY "A"-DYKES? 171 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:26,667 - OH, HONEY, YOU'RE LOOKING AT THEM. 172 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,869 - [chuckles] 173 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:32,339 OH, IT'S, UH, GARTH WHAT'S-HIS-NAME. 174 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:34,207 - RACINE? 175 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:37,010 HE'S THE BIGGEST, PHONIEST ONE OF ALL. 176 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:39,680 THE WAY PEOPLE FAWN AND GROVEL FOR AN INVITATION 177 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,348 TO ONE OF HIS PRETENTIOUS PARTIES. 178 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:44,685 PATHETIC. 179 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:47,621 - TED, HOW ARE YOU? GARTH RACINE. 180 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:49,122 WE MET THE OTHER NIGHT. 181 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:51,024 - [stammering] UH, SURE, OF COURSE. 182 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:52,960 - UH, FORGIVE ME FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR MEAL. 183 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:54,361 - UH, NO, NOT AT ALL. 184 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:57,030 UM, LET ME INTRODUCE MY FRIENDS, IT'S, UH... 185 00:09:57,064 --> 00:10:00,133 UH, MELANIE AND, UH, LINDSAY AND, UH, EMMETT. 186 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,703 - [loud slurping] - NICE TO MEET YOU. 187 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,237 LOOK, I'LL ONLY TAKE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME. 188 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,373 I'M HAVING A LITTLE, UH, GET-TOGETHER AT MY PLACE 189 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,709 TOMORROW AFTERNOON. 190 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:13,113 I'D LOVE IT IF YOU COULD DROP BY. 191 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:16,984 - [stammering] UH, SURE, I'D LOVE TO. 192 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:20,087 - FABULOUS. AROUND 3:00. PLEASURE TO MEET ALL OF YOU. 193 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,300 - I'M GOING TO GARTH'S. 194 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:43,043 - CARE FOR A REFILL, MA'AM? 195 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:46,146 - OH, NO, THANKS, HONEY. 196 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:49,349 I GOTTA SLEEP TONIGHT, AT LEAST TRY TO. 197 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,422 YOU GO ON HOME. 198 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,891 DEB, THIS IS, LIKE, YOUR WHOLE DAY'S TIP. 199 00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:01,161 - YOU CARRIED THINGS TONIGHT. YOU DESERVE IT. 200 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,432 - IT'S NOT LIKE YOU KNEW HIM. 201 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:07,434 HE WAS ONE OF, LIKE, 1,000 GUYS THAT YOU WAITED ON. 202 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,837 - THAT'S NOT THE POINT, SUNSHINE, HE WAS ONE OF US. 203 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,305 HE WAS PART OF THE COMMUNITY. 204 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,342 I CAN'T HELP FEELING SOMEHOW RESPONSIBLE. 205 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,477 - WHAT? THAT HE'S DEAD? 206 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:22,315 - NO, THAT HE'S LYING OUT THERE IN AN UNMARKED GRAVE. 207 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,217 - WELL, WHAT CAN YOU DO? 208 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:27,454 - I DON'T KNOW. 209 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:30,323 FIND OUT WHO HE WAS. 210 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,792 - THAT'S WHAT THE POLICE ARE FOR. 211 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,927 - THOSE FAT FUCKS? 212 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,929 CHRIST, THE WAY THEY TALKED ABOUT HIM, 213 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:38,799 CALLING HIM A "JANE DOE." 214 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:43,136 THEY MADE IT VERY CLEAR THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT. 215 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,505 NOBODY DOES. 216 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,242 - THEN DO IT. 217 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:03,423 I DIDN'T MEAN RIGHT NOW. 218 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:08,228 - THE SOONER I LIGHT A FIRE UNDER THAT COP'S LARD ASS, 219 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:11,131 THE SOONER HE'LL GET IT IN GEAR. 220 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,502 - AND THEN GARTH INVITED ME TO HIS HOUSE 221 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,505 FOR A VERY EXCLUSIVE LITTLE GET-TOGETHER. 222 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,107 - WHILE HE'S BUSY EXCLUDING OTHERS, 223 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,442 HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT WHY HE'S INCLUDING YOU? 224 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,144 - FOR MY WIT AND MY CHARM, OF COURSE. 225 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,512 JUST BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER BE INVITED-- 226 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,280 - JUST SO HAPPENS I'VE BEEN INVITED TO HIS CIRCLE'S 227 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:30,283 LITTLE GET-TOGETHERS ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS. 228 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,484 - WHY HAVEN'T YOU GONE? 229 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,987 - WHY WOULD I WANT TO HANG OUT WITH A BUNCH OF ARROGANT, 230 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,856 SELF-IMPORTANT ASSHOLES? 231 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,457 - 'CAUSE YOU'D FIT RIGHT IN? 232 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,325 - HI. - HEY, EMMETT. 233 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,861 - NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. - YOU KNOW HIM? 234 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,996 - YEAH, VERY WELL. 235 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,898 - HUH. SMALL WORLD. 236 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,867 - WHY, YOU DID HIM TOO? - MM-MM. 237 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:50,537 NO, BUT I WENT HOME WITH, UH, LUSCIOUS LIPS OVER THERE. 238 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:53,540 WHO SPENT A NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN, 239 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:57,310 WHO USED TO CHOW DOWN ON YOUR LOVE MUFFIN. 240 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,578 - YEAH, WELL, I DID ALL THREE. 241 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,147 - [scoffs] - AT ONCE? 242 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,816 - I TRIED. SCHEDULING DIFFICULTIES. 243 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:06,153 - WHO HAVEN'T YOU FUCKED? - HASN'T FUCKED ME. 244 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:09,890 OR ANYBODY I'VE BEEN WITH. - [laughs] 245 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,925 - WHAT? 246 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:15,195 - NOTHING. NOTHING. 247 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:20,300 - THERE'S ME. 248 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:23,436 - OH, MY-- - HOLY SHIT. 249 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,438 - NICE GOING, LITTLE TWAT. 250 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,307 - OW. 251 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:31,078 - I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 252 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,448 [chuckles] THAT IS SO HILARIOUS. 253 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,984 [nervous laugh] 254 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,186 - GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. GLAD YOU THINK SO. 255 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,587 - [chuckles] 256 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,923 WELL, WHY SHOULDN'T I, YOU KNOW? IT'S PITTSBURGH. 257 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:46,226 NO DEGREES OF SEPARATION. 258 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:26,433 - CAN I HELP YOU? 259 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,169 - YEAH, I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEBODY. 260 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,439 BUT I GOTTA SAY, I WAS HOPING IT WOULDN'T BE YOU. 261 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,641 - COME IN. KICK BACK. RELAX. 262 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:38,245 - I DON'T HAVE TIME TO RELAX, BUT I'M SO GLAD YOU DO. 263 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,113 WHY IS THERE NO NAME ON HIS GRAVE? 264 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,381 - WE'RE WORKING ON IT. 265 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:44,184 - BULLSHIT. YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING. 266 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,554 - LOOK, LADY, I'VE GONE THROUGH EVERY MISSING PERSON'S REPORT 267 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:50,323 THAT EVEN REMOTELY MATCHES HIS DESCRIPTION. 268 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:53,193 AND SO FAR, NOBODY'S MISSING HIM. 269 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,694 - WELL, THEN KEEP LOOKING. 270 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,397 - LADY-- - AND STOP CALLING ME "LADY." 271 00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:00,567 YOU SOUND LIKE JERRY LEWIS. THE NAME'S DEBBIE. 272 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,935 - DEBBIE-- 273 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,403 - BUT YOU CAN CALL ME MRS. NOVOTNY. 274 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:06,706 - MRS. NOVOTNY. DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY. 275 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,176 BUT IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 276 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:14,581 - OH, AND DON'T YOU TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, BUT IT IS. 277 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:20,320 THIS KID HAS GOT A NAME. AND I'M GONNA FIND IT! 278 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:33,033 - HO! TAKE IT EASY, BIG FELLA. 279 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,435 - I'M SO HORNED OUT. 280 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:38,038 I'VE HAD A RAGING HARD-ON ALL THE WAY HOME. 281 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,740 - HMM, I WAS AFRAID HEARING ABOUT BRIAN AND ME 282 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,443 WOULD HAVE THE OPPOSITE EFFECT. 283 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,478 I GUESS MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING. 284 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,581 - I TOLD YOU, IT'S NO BIGGIE. 285 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,050 BUT THIS IS. 286 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,219 - OOH, LUCKY FOR ME YOU HAVE SUCH A-- 287 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:55,188 MM, MM, MMMMM. 288 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:58,091 KIND AND UNDERSTANDING NATURE. 289 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:01,628 BUT IT WAS STILL A SHITTY WAY TO FIND OUT. 290 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:04,464 - I HAVE THE HOTTEST BOYFRIEND IN TOWN. 291 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:07,600 IT'S A GIVEN THAT BRIAN WOULD'VE FUCKED HIM. 292 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,736 - IT WAS A CASUAL THING. 293 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:13,140 ONE NIGHT, LONG BEFORE YOU WERE BORN. 294 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,741 TO ME, THAT IS. 295 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,643 - I TOLD YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN. 296 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,011 I MEAN, WE DON'T HAVE TO TELL EACH OTHER 297 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:21,081 EVERYBODY WE SLEPT WITH BEFORE WE MET. 298 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,116 I WOULDN'T REMEMBER HALF THEIR NAMES ANYWAYS. 299 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,453 LEAVE YOUR UNDERWEAR ON, I'M GOING TO CHEW THROUGH 'EM. 300 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:45,038 - WHAT'S UP? - YOU ARE. 301 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:56,316 - NICE FORM, GUY. 302 00:16:56,349 --> 00:17:00,153 - I'LL SAY. 303 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,257 REALLY GOT MY HEART RATE GOING TOO. 304 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,127 - MEET ME AT THE SQUATS. 305 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,397 - I COULD DEFINITELY SQUAT ON THAT. 306 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:13,166 - THAT'S RAINER, MY NEW TRAINER. 307 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:17,137 - I SEE HE'S ALREADY TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SIT UP AND BEG. 308 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,706 - [grunts] GARTH RECOMMENDED HIM. 309 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,808 HE ONLY TRAINS WITH THE BEST. 310 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,676 AH, IT'S DEFINITELY WORTH IT. 311 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,678 I CAN FEEL THE DIFFERENCE ALREADY. 312 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,681 - HEY, BRIAN. 313 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,151 - OH, DON'T TELL ME. 314 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,452 - YEAH. 315 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,820 YOU KNOW, HE'S LIKE A GERMAN TRAIN. 316 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:37,557 HE ALWAYS COMES IN ON TIME. 317 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:38,725 - SORRY I'M LATE. 318 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,161 - WERE YOU TIED UP? 319 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,295 - YOU WANT TO SPOT ME? 320 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,431 - NO, I HAVE TO GO HAVE A WORD WITH TED'S NEW TRAINER, 321 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:47,567 HAVE HIM CHECK OUT MY FORWARD LUNGE. 322 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,436 - BABYLON TONIGHT? 323 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:50,703 - YEAH. 324 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,205 - SO, UH... 325 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,273 DID YOU AND BEN HAVE A FIGHT? 326 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,508 - OR WAS IT JUST LIKE, YOU KNOW, AWKWARD SILENCE? 327 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,377 - WHY? BECAUSE HE AND BRIAN HAD SEX? 328 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,845 - IF IT WAS MY BOYFRIEND AND I FOUND OUT 329 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,213 THAT BRIAN HAD DONE THE DIRTY WITH HIM, 330 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,514 IT'D BE GAME OVER. 331 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:04,351 HOW COULD I MEASURE UP? - YOU COULDN'T. 332 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,186 - HEY. IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. 333 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,188 FOR BRIAN, SEX IS LIKE A HANDSHAKE. 334 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,123 - HMM, THAT AIN'T WHAT HE WAS SHAKING, SWEETIE. 335 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,592 - THEY KNOW EACH OTHER INTIMATELY. 336 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,463 - HOW THEY FEEL, HOW THEY SMELL. 337 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,498 - THE SOUNDS THEY MAKE WHEN THEY'RE COMING. 338 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:21,534 - WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY? 339 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,735 - DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU. 340 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,870 - ARE WE GOING TO WORK OUT 341 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,539 OR ARE WE GOING TO STAND AROUND HERE BLABBING ALL DAY? 342 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:36,416 - * FEEL GOOD NOW 343 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:40,420 * I FEEL GOOD NOW 344 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,155 * 345 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,290 * I FEEL GOOD NOW 346 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,258 - DON'T FORGET THE DIMPLE ON HIS CHIN. 347 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:48,495 - GIVE ME A CHANCE, I'M GETTING TO IT. 348 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,230 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS LIVE ON. 349 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:53,700 HOW DO YOU SURVIVE? 350 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,503 - THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. 351 00:18:56,536 --> 00:19:00,373 OKAY, SUNSHINE, PRINT HER UP. 352 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,275 WHAT'S THIS? 353 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,244 - WHAT? UH, THAT'S JUST... 354 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:07,847 IT'S JUST HEAD CLEANER. 355 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,816 - I DIDN'T THINK YOU STILL LISTENED TO CASSETTES. 356 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,951 - WHAT DO YOU SAY, JEN, ARE YOU IN? 357 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,254 - NO. 358 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,855 I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE THAT TO THE PROS. 359 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,657 - BUT WE ARE THE PROS. 360 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,826 WHO KNOWS LIBERTY AVENUE BETTER THAN WE DO? 361 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:23,396 - AH, SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, DEBBIE, I'M JUST A TOURIST. 362 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:26,699 - BUT YOU'RE A MOTHER. WHAT IF IT WAS YOUR SON? 363 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,472 - ALMOST WAS. 364 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,575 [typing] 365 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,449 [typing] 366 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:47,554 - TEDDY, YOU HAVE ARRIVED. 367 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,456 YOU'RE REALLY HERE. 368 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,691 ALL THOSE PEOPLE YOU USED TO HATE? 369 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:54,694 WELL, YOU ARE ONE OF THEM NOW. 370 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,564 BUT DON'T LOOK TOO EXCITED. 371 00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:01,701 ACTUALLY, ACT A LITTLE BORED. 372 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,770 YEAH, THAT'S IT. 373 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,506 AND REMEMBER, YOU CAN DO THIS. 374 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,708 YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT OPERA, YOU'RE POLITICALLY PLUGGED IN, 375 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,710 YOU JUST ATTENDED A PRODUCTION OF ASSASSINS. 376 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,379 - TED. 377 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,980 SO GLAD YOU COULD COME. 378 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,848 - GARTH. 379 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:19,619 THIS IS FOR YOU. - AH. 380 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:20,887 - OH, NO. 381 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,522 HE'S LOOKING AT IT LIKE IT'S THUNDERBIRD. 382 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,358 GOD DAMN IT, TED, WHY DIDN'T YOU GO FOR THE $65 BOTTLE? 383 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,360 I TOLD YOU, BUT NO, YOU HAD TO-- 384 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:30,263 - IT IS MY FAVORITE CALIFORNIA PINOT. 385 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,799 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 386 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,268 - MINE TOO. 387 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,769 - LET ME INTRODUCE YOU AROUND. 388 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:41,007 TED SCHMIDT, ALISTAIR REYNOLDS, PSYCHIATRIST. 389 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,343 - LUCKILY, NOT YOURS. [chuckles] 390 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:47,380 - MORLEY CAMPBELL. MORLEY ORGANIZES GAY CRUISES. 391 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,483 - WELL, THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT SOUND LIKE THE LOVE BOAT, GARTH. 392 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:53,753 IT'S ON A YACHT TO FIJI, AND IT ONLY SLEEPS TEN. 393 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,388 - WELL, THAT'S THE FIRST NIGHT. 394 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,756 WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE CRUISE? 395 00:20:56,789 --> 00:21:00,026 [chuckles] 396 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:02,362 - TED'S AN ENTREPRENEUR. HE HAS HIS OWN WEB SITE. 397 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,030 - REALLY? 398 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,765 - GARTH. - FORGIVE ME. 399 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,767 - WE'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE. 400 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,068 JUST MOVED TO PITTSBURGH? 401 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,305 - ACTUALLY, I'VE, UH, LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE. 402 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:15,642 WENT TO NORTH ALLEGHENY HIGH, 403 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,311 WAS PRESIDENT OF THE JUNIOR ACCOUNTANTS CLUB. 404 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,913 YEAH, I'VE ALWAYS HAD AN AFFINITY FOR NUMBERS. 405 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,516 REAL NUMBERS AND, UH... 406 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:26,819 CUTE ONES, TOO. 407 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,729 - IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE, 408 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:39,332 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TIE YOU UP AGAIN. 409 00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:42,569 - PROMISES, PROMISES. 410 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:46,673 - DID BRIAN EVER DO THAT? 411 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,675 - DO WHAT? - TIE YOU UP. 412 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,677 - [sighs] YOU EXPECT ME TO REMEMBER? 413 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:51,711 - IT WASN'T THAT LONG AGO. 414 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,914 - MAYBE. NOW COME HERE. 415 00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,351 - THEY SAY HIS FUCKS ARE LEGENDARY. 416 00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,853 - MM. 417 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:03,923 - WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT THEM? 418 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,461 - WHY ARE YOU ASKING ALL THESE QUESTIONS? 419 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:09,962 - I'M JUST CURIOUS. - IT'S KIND OF WEIRD. 420 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:14,701 - I'M COOL WITH IT. REALLY. 421 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:17,470 - HE WAS FUCKING ME, AND HE CAME, RIGHT? 422 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:18,871 BUT I HADN'T. 423 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:21,007 SO HE JUST KEPT GOING. 424 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,376 - NO SHIT. - MM-HM. 425 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:26,579 THEN HE CAME A SECOND TIME... 426 00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:27,980 RIGHT WHEN I DID. 427 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,383 NEVER LOST HIS HARD-ON. 428 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:34,854 - MMM, YOU HAD TO ASK. 429 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:37,490 SO HOW DO I COMPARE TO-- - MICHAEL. 430 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:38,725 - COME ON, TELL ME. 431 00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:40,860 - IT'S LIKE COMPARING APPLES AND CANTALOUPES. 432 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,529 - SO WHO HAS THE CANTALOUPES? 433 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:44,864 - YOU ARE FINE. 434 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:47,934 - "FINE." 435 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,669 - YOU'RE TERRIFIC, YOU'RE GREAT. 436 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,138 NOW, CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM? 437 00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:55,174 - I AGREE. ENOUGH ABOUT ME. 438 00:22:55,207 --> 00:23:00,012 LET'S SEE SOME ACTION. 439 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,581 - I JUST REMEMBERED, I HAVE A SHIPMENT 440 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:05,151 COMING IN AT THE STORE. 441 00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:06,686 - BUT ISN'T THE BEAUTY OF HAVING YOUR OWN STORE 442 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,756 BEING ON YOUR... 443 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:13,660 OWN TIME? 444 00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:18,030 - THEN I WORKED AT WERTSHAFTER AND COMPANY FOR EIGHT YEARS 445 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:21,901 AND, UH, DOING AUDITS AND FILING 401(k)s, 446 00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:26,939 YOU KNOW, THAT SORT OF THING AND, UH... 447 00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:28,107 DID I-- UH, DID I MENTION 448 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,843 THAT I SAW ASSASSINS AT THE PLAYHOUSE LAST WEEK? 449 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,079 YEAH, I REALLY THINK IT'S SOME OF SONDHEIM'S BEST WORK. 450 00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:34,514 I THINK HE-- 451 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:35,648 - I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU. 452 00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:36,916 DO YOU MIND IF I BORROW HIM? 453 00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:39,652 - NO. - PLEASE. 454 00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:42,455 - HEH. SORRY. 455 00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:45,191 AH, IT'S A GREAT PARTY. I LOVE YOUR HOUSE. 456 00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:46,826 - THANKS, TEDDY. 457 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:49,529 DO YOU MIND IF I CALL YOU TEDDY? 458 00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:52,131 - NO, ALL MY CLOSE FRIENDS DO. - GOOD. 459 00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:53,833 YOU KNOW, I WENT TO YOUR WEB SITE THE OTHER DAY, 460 00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:58,070 AND I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, UH, I WAS RATHER IMPRESSED. 461 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:01,007 - YOU WERE? 462 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,742 THANK YOU, GARTH. 463 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:05,144 YEAH, IT'S TAKEN A LOT OF WORK TO GET IT TO A POINT WHERE I-- 464 00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:07,714 - ESPECIALLY WITH ONE OF YOUR YOUNG MEN, UM... 465 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:10,149 REX? 466 00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:12,151 - REX? OH, REX. 467 00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:13,853 - BEAUTIFUL BOY. - AAH. 468 00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:15,154 - I WOULDN'T MIND GETTING TO KNOW HIM. 469 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:16,155 - [chuckles] 470 00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:20,226 - THINK YOU COULD POSSIBLY SET SOMETHING UP? 471 00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:22,495 - OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY GET INVOLVED 472 00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:24,497 IN MY EMPLOYEES' PERSONAL LIVES. 473 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:25,998 - OF COURSE NOT. BEST POLICY. 474 00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:30,737 ALTHOUGH I AM ONLY TALKING ABOUT A FRIENDLY DINNER, 475 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:36,175 AND I AM ASKING YOU, TEDDY, AS A FRIEND. 476 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:39,812 - HMM. 477 00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:43,049 - HEY, SAMMY. LOVE THE HAIR, HONEY. 478 00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:47,587 LISTEN, UH, YOU EVER SEEN THIS KID? 479 00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,288 - SORRY, DEB. - YEAH. WELL, KEEP IT. 480 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,290 THANKS, HONEY. 481 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,993 GOOD AFTERNOON, COULD I TROUBLE YOU FOR A M-- 482 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:55,595 MOMENT? 483 00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:58,865 - THANKS, HONEY. HEY, KIDDO, HOW'S BILL? 484 00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:00,733 LISTEN, UH, IF YOU KNOW WHO THIS KID IS, 485 00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:04,303 WILL YOU CALL THE POLICE? AND SHOW IT TO YOUR FRIENDS. 486 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,739 THANKS. THANKS, BABY. 487 00:25:06,773 --> 00:25:11,611 - GOOD AFTERNOON, WOULD YOU MIND JUST TAKING-- 488 00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:12,779 - HOW YOU DOING? 489 00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:14,881 - I FEEL LIKE THE INVISIBLE WOMAN. 490 00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:17,149 - YEAH, WELL, AROUND HERE, TO GET THEIR ATTENTION, 491 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:20,787 YOU PRACTICALLY GOTTA GRAB THEM BY THE DICK AND SHAKE IT. 492 00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:23,089 - HI, THERE, I'M JENNIFER. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 493 00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:26,158 - HEY, TYLER. HOW ARE THE WARTS? 494 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,160 - THEY WEREN'T ON MY HANDS. 495 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:31,297 - OH. UM, WE'RE-- 496 00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:33,900 WE'RE TRYING TO FIND OUT WHO THIS YOUNG MAN IS. 497 00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:35,968 DO YOU KNOW HIM? - YEAH, I THINK SO. 498 00:25:36,002 --> 00:25:38,237 WHO IS HE? - WHAT'S HIS NAME? 499 00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:40,673 - I DON'T KNOW. - WELL, WHERE'D YOU SEE HIM? 500 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:44,176 - I USED TO SEE HIM HANGING OUT AT THE LIBERTY SPA. 501 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:45,845 - OKAY. THANKS, HONEY. 502 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:49,649 - WHAT'S THAT, A GYM? - NOT EXACTLY. 503 00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:53,720 [mixed groaning, grunting] 504 00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:54,721 - HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 505 00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:57,189 WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHO THIS YOUNG MAN IS? 506 00:25:57,223 --> 00:26:01,193 [passionate moans] 507 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,329 - UH, SORRY FOR INTERRUPTING, FELLAS. 508 00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,798 BUT DO EITHER OF YOU RECOGNIZE HIM? 509 00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:07,366 - [grunts] NO, NO, NO. 510 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:10,136 - OKAY, THANKS ANYWAY. - YES! 511 00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:12,204 - YOU PLAY SAFE. 512 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,607 - HEY, NO BROADS IN THE BATHHOUSE. 513 00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:17,343 - WE NEED TO BE HERE. - WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE. 514 00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,011 - THIS IS A PRIVATE MEN'S CLUB. 515 00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:21,280 - SOMEONE WHO KNEW THIS MURDERED KID. 516 00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:23,082 - OUT, OR I'LL CALL THE COPS. 517 00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:25,017 - EXCUSE ME. 518 00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:27,720 I-I KNEW HIM. 519 00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:29,155 - WHAT'S HIS NAME? 520 00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:30,723 - HE DIDN'T SAY. 521 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:32,825 - CHRIST, DOESN'T ANYBODY EVEN INTRODUCE THEMSELVES 522 00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:35,361 BEFORE THEY FUCK? 523 00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:37,029 SORRY. 524 00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:38,698 - I FOLLOWED HIM TO HIS ROOM. 525 00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:40,366 WE WERE DOING IT WHEN HE STARTS GASPING. 526 00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:42,902 I'M THINKING, "HEY, I'M PRETTY GOOD." 527 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,837 TURNS OUT HE WAS HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK. 528 00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:47,039 HE SUCKED ON HIS INHALER AND WAS FINE. 529 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:49,709 BUT BY THEN THE MAGIC HAD KIND OF WORN OFF, YOU KNOW? 530 00:26:49,742 --> 00:26:51,778 - WAS IT A PRESCRIPTION THING? 531 00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:54,246 - I THINK SO. THAT'S ALL I KNOW. 532 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,248 [men groaning] 533 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:59,118 - THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. 534 00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:02,088 - NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 535 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,837 [doorbells ringing] 536 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:24,010 - DO YOU HAVE THE NEW "BUTTMAN"? 537 00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:26,078 - I'M SOLD OUT. 538 00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:29,381 - OH. 539 00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:36,455 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO GO TO BABYLON. 540 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:39,658 - BUSY. 541 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:46,165 - "NEUTRON MAN HAS BROKEN INTO A NUCLEAR POWER PLANT..." 542 00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:48,200 - HEY, DON'T LOOK. 543 00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:50,937 - "WHERE HE'S TORTURED WITH AN AGONIZING DILDO." 544 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:52,071 SORRY. 545 00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:54,240 "DILEMMA. HE CAN EITHER DRAIN THE PLANET OF ITS POWER 546 00:27:54,273 --> 00:27:57,243 "AND LIVE, OR HE CAN LET THE PLANET SUPPLY POWER 547 00:27:57,276 --> 00:28:00,913 TO THE WORLD, AND DIE." 548 00:28:00,947 --> 00:28:05,785 I SAY FUCK THE WORLD. TAKE THE POWER. 549 00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:09,321 - YEAH, YOU WOULD. 550 00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:11,991 TAKE WHAT YOU WANT AND TO HELL WITH EVERYONE ELSE. 551 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,794 [sighs] 552 00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:16,829 SO YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO TELL ME? 553 00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:19,265 - TELL YOU WHAT? - YOU KNOW GODDAMN WELL. 554 00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:22,068 - IT WAS TWO YEARS AGO. WHO GIVES A SHIT? 555 00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:25,137 I DON'T. HE DOESN'T. WHY DO YOU? 556 00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:28,474 - BECAUSE HE'S MY BOYFRIEND? 557 00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:31,844 AND YOU'RE MY FRIEND. 558 00:28:32,912 --> 00:28:36,282 - SOMEBODY'S JEALOUS. 559 00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:40,987 BUT ARE YOU JEALOUS 560 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:44,857 BECAUSE I DID IT WITH HIM 561 00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:47,994 OR BECAUSE HE DID IT WITH ME? 562 00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:49,829 - ARROGANT PRICK. 563 00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:52,865 - WELL, WHICH IS IT? 564 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:57,837 - WHY SHOULD I GIVE A SHIT IF HE SLEPT WITH YOU? 565 00:28:57,870 --> 00:29:00,807 WHO HASN'T? 566 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:07,213 - YOU. 567 00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:39,478 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 568 00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:51,891 - YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE? 569 00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:55,494 WELL, COME ON. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT. 570 00:30:21,954 --> 00:30:25,024 - [panting] 571 00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:31,497 GET OUT OF HERE. 572 00:30:44,443 --> 00:30:48,247 - I KNOW YOUR SECRET IDENTITY. 573 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:56,989 [door closes] 574 00:31:07,934 --> 00:31:09,668 - HE WANTS ME TO PIMP FOR HIM. 575 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:12,238 THAT'S WHY I WAS INVITED INTO THE INNER CIRCLE. 576 00:31:12,271 --> 00:31:14,040 - ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO RETURN THE PASTA MACHINE? 577 00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:15,507 - I THOUGHT WE AGREED, RETURN THE PASTA MACHINE, 578 00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:17,143 KEEP THE CREPE MACHINE. 579 00:31:17,176 --> 00:31:18,377 - I SHOULD'VE KNOWN. 580 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:20,112 THAT'S WHY I'M SUDDENLY HIS NEW BEST FRIEND. 581 00:31:20,146 --> 00:31:21,981 - HEY, MY AUNT LOUISE GAVE US THAT. 582 00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:23,315 - DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S TOTALLY OFFENSIVE? 583 00:31:23,349 --> 00:31:25,151 - OF COURSE I DO. THAT'S WHY I'M RETURNING IT. 584 00:31:25,184 --> 00:31:26,652 - NO, I MEAN, WHAT GARTH ASKED ME. 585 00:31:26,685 --> 00:31:28,254 - WELL, COME ON, THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE 586 00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:29,655 ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN YOU IF YOU'RE USEFUL TO THEM. 587 00:31:29,688 --> 00:31:32,124 RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE USEFUL. - YOU MEAN BEING USED. 588 00:31:32,158 --> 00:31:34,126 - THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. NOW YOU KNOW. 589 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,128 YOU WANT SOMETHING OUT OF THEM, THEY WANT SOMETHING OUT OF YOU. 590 00:31:36,162 --> 00:31:41,000 IT'S YOUR CALL IF YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT GAME. 591 00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:44,170 OY. 592 00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:46,572 - YOU KNOW I CAN'T GIVE OUT THAT KIND OF INFORMATION. 593 00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:49,942 I PROMISE, I'M NOT GONNA TELL THE POLICE. 594 00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:51,277 GIRL SCOUT'S HONOR. 595 00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:53,545 - COME ON, PHIL, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A GOOD FRIEND. 596 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:56,315 WE JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO THIS POOR KID IS. 597 00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:58,217 WON'T YOU HELP US? 598 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,452 - YOU KNOW HOW MANY ASTHMA PRESCRIPTIONS I GOT? 599 00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:03,522 - YOU GOT TIME. MORE THAN HIM. 600 00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:08,727 [typing] 601 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,497 MY STOMACH IS IN FUCKING KNOTS. 602 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:15,567 - HERE, HAVE ONE OF THESE. 603 00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:20,072 - THAT'LL BE 79 CENTS. 604 00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:25,611 I MUST HAVE 100 NAMES HERE JUST FOR ALBUTEROL. 605 00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:27,646 - SIS, THIS IS HOPELESS. 606 00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:30,449 - HEY, I NEVER SAID THAT ABOUT YOU, 607 00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:34,453 SO YOU DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT HIM. 608 00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:38,524 MM. 609 00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,192 - MIND IF I LOOK AT THAT DRAWING AGAIN? 610 00:32:40,226 --> 00:32:44,230 - SURE. 611 00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:46,332 - HUH... 612 00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:49,335 THAT DIMPLE ON HIS CHIN LOOKS FAMILIAR. 613 00:32:49,368 --> 00:32:53,739 - [sighs] GOD BLESS SUNSHINE. 614 00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:58,477 - WHEN WAS HE KILLED? - COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. 615 00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:02,314 - WELL-- [clears throat] 616 00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:09,421 IF THIS IS HIM, HE NEVER PICKED UP HIS PRESCRIPTION. 617 00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:16,495 [knocks on door] - KEEP YOUR PANTS ON. 618 00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:18,497 - HI. - HI. COME ON IN. 619 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:19,765 - AH, THANKS. 620 00:33:19,798 --> 00:33:22,034 - YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR A FACIAL. 621 00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:23,369 - OH, NO, THANK YOU. 622 00:33:23,402 --> 00:33:26,238 - YOU SURE? YOU LOOK A LITTLE STRESSED OUT. 623 00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:28,240 IT'S THE BEST THING FOR STRESS, ISN'T IT, TEDDY? 624 00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:30,142 - THE BEST. 625 00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:32,511 HE'S, UM, HE'S GOING THROUGH AN IMAGE CRISIS. 626 00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:35,381 SO, I--I THOUGHT A JOUR BE BEAUTE MIGHT HELP. 627 00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:36,648 - AH. 628 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:39,185 SO I THOUGHT MICHAEL MIGHT BE AT THE STORE. 629 00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:40,786 BUT IT WAS CLOSED. HE'S NOT HERE? 630 00:33:40,819 --> 00:33:42,788 - NO. NO, HAVEN'T SEEN HIM. 631 00:33:42,821 --> 00:33:43,722 HIDE NOR HAIR. 632 00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:46,258 - IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE BEAVER? 633 00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:48,394 - WELL, I'M NOT SURE I SHOULD, UH-- 634 00:33:48,427 --> 00:33:52,064 - OH, YOU CAN TELL US. - WE'RE HIS BEST FRIENDS. 635 00:33:52,098 --> 00:33:54,666 - [sighs] 636 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:59,405 HE'S BEEN ACTING REALLY WEIRD EVER SINCE HE FOUND OUT-- 637 00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:01,607 - YOU AND BRIAN-- - FUCKED. 638 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,275 - YEAH. 639 00:34:03,309 --> 00:34:05,311 - I KNEW IT. - YEAH, SO DID I. 640 00:34:05,344 --> 00:34:07,213 - YOU KNEW WHAT? 641 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:09,415 - NOTHING. 642 00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:12,718 - COME ON, YOU GUYS, TELL ME. 643 00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:16,122 WERE THEY LOVERS? 644 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:20,492 WHAT? 645 00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:24,330 - IT WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IF THEY HAD BEEN. 646 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:25,597 THEN BRIAN COULD'VE BROKEN HIS HEART 647 00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:27,766 AND MICHAEL COULD'VE GOTTEN OVER HIM. 648 00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:31,770 - INSTEAD OF ALWAYS WONDERING WHAT IT WOULD'VE BEEN LIKE. 649 00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:41,747 [slaps down paper] 650 00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:44,816 - JASON KEMP. 651 00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:52,891 - HOW'D YOU GET THIS? - IT'S CALLED PERSEVERANCE. 652 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:55,661 YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME. 653 00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:58,197 I EVEN FOUND OUT WHERE HE LIVED. 654 00:34:58,230 --> 00:34:59,665 VASELINE TOWER. 655 00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:01,333 - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 656 00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:02,768 - THAT'S WHERE EVERY YOUNG GAY BOY GOES 657 00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:06,805 WHEN HE FIRST MOVES TO TOWN. 658 00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:09,775 - HUH, THANKS FOR THE LEAD. 659 00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:12,744 YOU COULD BE A DETECTIVE. 660 00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:16,582 - THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR JOB. 661 00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:24,756 - YOU ARE COMING TO THE AMFAR BENEFIT, AREN'T YOU? 662 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:26,358 - OH, YEAH, SURE. I'LL BE THERE. 663 00:35:26,392 --> 00:35:28,760 - THERE'S A COCKTAIL PARTY BEFOREHAND. 664 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,396 FOR THE BENEFACTORS. 665 00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:32,798 - AND AFTERWARDS WE'RE HAVING A FABULOUS LITTLE SUPPER. 666 00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:34,366 - JUST AN INTIMATE GROUP OF US. 667 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,569 - AT GARTH'S, OF COURSE. 668 00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:39,371 - TEDDY. 669 00:35:39,405 --> 00:35:43,742 I WANT TO THANK YOU, MAN, FOR SETTING ME UP WITH REX. 670 00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:48,647 - ALL I SAID WAS YOU'RE A FAN. 671 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,583 - THAT BOY HAS THE HOTTEST ASS. 672 00:35:51,617 --> 00:35:53,852 WEBSITE DIDN'T DO IT JUSTICE. 673 00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:56,255 - I'M GLAD YOU'RE... 674 00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:58,257 SO HAPPY TOGETHER. 675 00:35:58,290 --> 00:36:00,392 - COME JOIN US. 676 00:36:00,426 --> 00:36:03,829 PUT THAT ON MY TAB. 677 00:36:07,866 --> 00:36:10,602 - * FAR BEYOND THIS PLACE 678 00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:15,274 * THERE IS JOY AND LAUGHTER 679 00:36:15,307 --> 00:36:18,944 * AND ALL IS QUIET IN MY HEART * 680 00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:21,813 * CARRY ME AWAY 681 00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:25,684 * TAKE ME HOME 682 00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:29,355 * TAKE ME HOME 683 00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:33,292 * TAKE ME HOME 684 00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:36,328 * TAKE ME HOME 685 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:57,649 - HEY. 686 00:36:57,683 --> 00:37:00,619 - HEY. 687 00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:08,860 - I DIDN'T KNOW ANYBODY WROTE LONGHAND ANY MORE. 688 00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:11,463 - YEAH, COMPUTERS ARE FINE FOR SOME THINGS, 689 00:37:11,497 --> 00:37:14,466 BUT WHEN I REALLY WANT THE WORDS TO FLOW 690 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,635 THROUGH MY MIND AND OUT MY FINGERS, 691 00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:18,737 I FIND YE OLDE TICONDEROGA NUMBER TWO 692 00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:22,741 BEATS THE HELL OUT OF HIGH TECH ANY DAY. 693 00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:25,010 - THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 694 00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:26,612 - WHAT IS? 695 00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:27,746 - WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 696 00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:30,749 THE WAY THE WORDS JUST FLOWED. 697 00:37:30,782 --> 00:37:33,485 I WISH I COULD BE THAT ELOQUENT. 698 00:37:33,519 --> 00:37:37,623 ESPECIALLY NOW, WHEN I-- 699 00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:40,959 I REALLY WANT TO SAY I'M SORRY. 700 00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:43,395 - WHAT FOR? 701 00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:46,532 - FOR TAKING OFF. 702 00:37:46,565 --> 00:37:48,634 FOR-- 703 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,068 YOU THINK I COULD GET A DRINK? 704 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:54,673 - OH, YEAH, HELP YOURSELF. 705 00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:56,808 [opening fridge door] 706 00:37:56,842 --> 00:38:00,479 [opens bottle] 707 00:38:09,421 --> 00:38:11,690 - LOOK, I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE TO DWELL ON THE PAST. 708 00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:12,958 YOU KNOW, IT'S-- 709 00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:17,463 IT'S OVER, IT'S GONE, LET IT GO. 710 00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:20,466 BUT SOMETIMES, IT WON'T LET YOU GO. 711 00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:24,736 LIKE WITH BRIAN. 712 00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:28,707 - WHAT ABOUT HIM? 713 00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:32,444 - WELL, I WASN'T COMPLETELY HONEST WHEN I SAID 714 00:38:32,478 --> 00:38:35,947 IT DIDN'T MATTER TO ME THAT 715 00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:40,085 YOU HAD HAD SEX WITH HIM, IT DOES MATTER. 716 00:38:40,118 --> 00:38:42,087 - AND WHY'S THAT? 717 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,323 - BECAUSE... 718 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:52,898 BECAUSE I--I'VE ALWAYS HAD CERTAIN FEELINGS FOR HIM. 719 00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:55,834 - WHAT KIND OF FEELINGS? 720 00:38:55,867 --> 00:38:57,736 - DIFFERENT KINDS. 721 00:38:57,769 --> 00:39:01,707 FRIENDSHIP FEELINGS. 722 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:03,742 LOVE FEELINGS. 723 00:39:03,775 --> 00:39:07,012 - SEXUAL FEELINGS? 724 00:39:09,648 --> 00:39:12,751 - NOT THAT ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED OR EVER WILL. 725 00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:19,057 BUT WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT YOU AND HE-- 726 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:21,860 I JUST COULDN'T STOP THINKING-- 727 00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:26,865 - THAT I KNEW HIM... 728 00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:29,768 IN A WAY YOU DON'T. 729 00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:33,004 - AND HE KNOWS YOU IN A WAY THAT I DO. 730 00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:35,641 - THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME. 731 00:39:35,674 --> 00:39:38,644 - I HAD TO. I LOVE YOU. 732 00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:44,483 - AND IT'S OKAY THAT YOU LOVE HIM. 733 00:39:44,516 --> 00:39:46,618 - IT IS? - UH-HUH. 734 00:39:46,652 --> 00:39:48,487 MICHAEL, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR-- 735 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,689 HOW LONG, A FEW MONTHS? 736 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:52,624 YOU HAD A LIFE BEFORE I CAME ALONG. 737 00:39:52,658 --> 00:39:54,493 SO DID I. 738 00:39:54,526 --> 00:39:58,497 INCLUDING PEOPLE WE'VE LOVED, THAT WE'RE STILL IN LOVE WITH. 739 00:39:58,530 --> 00:40:02,568 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T LOVE EACH OTHER. 740 00:40:25,491 --> 00:40:28,226 WHAT? 741 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:31,630 - NOTHING. 742 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:39,505 [approaching footsteps] 743 00:40:42,708 --> 00:40:44,242 - DEBBIE? 744 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,011 WHY DON'T YOU COME SIT DOWN. 745 00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:47,879 - THE RIGATONI'S GETTING COLD. 746 00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:49,815 - YOU GO AHEAD, I'M NOT HUNGRY. 747 00:40:49,848 --> 00:40:52,083 - HOW ABOUT A LITTLE WINE TO CELEBRATE? 748 00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:54,553 - CELEBRATE WHAT? - YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED. 749 00:40:54,586 --> 00:40:56,221 [doorbell chimes] 750 00:40:56,254 --> 00:40:57,956 YOU FOUND OUT HIS NAME. 751 00:40:57,989 --> 00:40:59,825 - SOMETHING EVEN THE POLICE COULDN'T DO. 752 00:40:59,858 --> 00:41:01,760 - YEAH, THEY STILL DON'T KNOW WHO HIS FAMILY IS 753 00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:04,763 OR WHO DID IT. 754 00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:17,743 COLLECTING FOR YOUR BENEVOLENT FUND? 755 00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:20,712 - I THOUGHT YOU'D WANT TO KNOW I WENT TO HIS APARTMENT. 756 00:41:20,746 --> 00:41:23,849 - WELL, YOU DIDN'T WASTE ANY TIME, FOR ONCE. 757 00:41:23,882 --> 00:41:25,584 - LANDLORD THOUGHT THE KID SKIPPED OUT 758 00:41:25,617 --> 00:41:27,152 WITHOUT PAYING HIS RENT. 759 00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:29,254 - THE KID'S NAME IS JASON. 760 00:41:29,287 --> 00:41:33,058 - HMM. HE'D ONLY BEEN HERE A COUPLE OF MONTHS. 761 00:41:33,091 --> 00:41:35,260 YOU SHOULD SEE HIS PLACE. 762 00:41:35,293 --> 00:41:37,896 NO FURNITURE, NOTHING. JUST A MATTRESS. 763 00:41:37,929 --> 00:41:40,532 - DID YOU FIND HIS MOTHER? - YES, MA'AM. 764 00:41:40,566 --> 00:41:43,802 SHE OD'D IN TAMPA WHEN HE WAS FOUR. 765 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:45,937 HE WAS SENT TO FOSTER HOMES. 766 00:41:45,971 --> 00:41:49,875 HE LANDED ON THE STREETS WHEN HE WAS 18. 767 00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:53,612 - SOME SHITTY LIFE. 768 00:41:53,645 --> 00:41:55,647 - WOULD YOU LIKE A PLATE OF PASTA? 769 00:41:55,681 --> 00:41:59,685 MY SISTER MAKES INCREDIBLE BAKED RIGATONI. 770 00:41:59,718 --> 00:42:03,121 - THANKS, I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK. 771 00:42:08,694 --> 00:42:12,030 - WELL, IT WAS VERY KIND OF YOU TO COME BY. 772 00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:15,967 - I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW. 773 00:42:16,001 --> 00:42:20,772 - YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T LIKE TO-- 774 00:42:20,806 --> 00:42:24,776 - I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED IF I FIND OUT ANYTHING ELSE. 775 00:42:24,810 --> 00:42:27,746 - DO THAT. 776 00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:41,059 [electronic dance music] 777 00:42:41,092 --> 00:42:43,261 - * SURPRISES SURPRISES * 778 00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:45,096 * THE LAST ONE TO KNOW IT * 779 00:42:45,130 --> 00:42:48,667 * I THOUGHT LOVE WAS FAKE 780 00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:52,337 * AND I JUST COULDN'T SHOW IT 781 00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:55,707 * BUT YOU TAUGHT ME BETTER 782 00:42:55,741 --> 00:42:57,108 - HEY, UH, DO YOU WANT TO CUT IN? 783 00:42:57,142 --> 00:42:58,877 - NO, I'M JUST CUTTING THROUGH. 784 00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:02,147 - NO, GO ON. GO ON. I NEED A DRINK. 785 00:43:10,388 --> 00:43:14,826 - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIM? 786 00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:16,361 - I ALREADY DID HIM. 787 00:43:16,394 --> 00:43:18,229 - DID NOT. - DID TOO. 788 00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:21,366 - WHEN? - AGES AGO. 789 00:43:21,399 --> 00:43:23,234 - HOW WAS HE? 790 00:43:23,268 --> 00:43:25,704 - I'M NOT TELLING. 791 00:43:25,737 --> 00:43:29,741 HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF GAY ETIQUETTE? 792 00:43:29,775 --> 00:43:37,749 * 793 00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:51,663 - * SURPRISES SURPRISES * 794 00:43:51,697 --> 00:43:55,133 * THE LAST ONE TO KNOW IT * 795 00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:59,738 * I THOUGHT LOVE WAS FAKE 796 00:43:59,771 --> 00:44:02,874 * AND I JUST COULDN'T SHOW IT * 797 00:44:02,908 --> 00:44:09,748 * BUT YOU TAUGHT ME BETTER THAN ANTICIPATED * 798 00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:13,051 * I TELL IT'S THE ONE THING * 799 00:44:13,084 --> 00:44:17,088 * THAT I'D ALWAYS HATED 800 00:44:17,122 --> 00:44:20,358 * YOU TAUGHT ME 801 00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:24,295 * YOU TAUGHT ME 802 00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:27,966 * YOU TAUGHT ME 803 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,969 * YOU TAUGHT ME 804 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:38,944 * 56664

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