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Honey, come on over here, sugar buns!
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This machine just called me an asshole!
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I knock.
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Jesus Christ, do you know
how to play this game?
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Sure!
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Well, then, why don't
you make your last draw?
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The bridge is going up!
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- It can't be! That light was green!
- Stop!
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What the fuck!
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Look out!
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Far out!
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It's gonna bump!
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The light's green.
The cross bar never went down.
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You goddamn stupid asshole!
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Can't you see we've
got a situation here?
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So, you get Mickey mantle
over to the baseball game?
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You go on and joke all you want.
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He hit three balls over the fence.
Once of 'em must've gone 250 feet.
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Holy God, look at that thing!
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I'll get it.
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Handy, you son-of-a-bitch!
I thought you was down in Texas.
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No, that was last week.
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You like that?
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- That's some rig, alright.
- Give her a big drink.
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- I gotta have some coffee.
- Right.
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- Hey, men.
- Handy.
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This damn thing!
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What's the matter?
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Well, this thing was workin'
just fine a few minutes ago...
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and now I can't get pea-turkey on it.
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Do you wanna bring me a coffee when
you get done jerkin' on that thing?
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Robinson.
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Robinson, get in here, boy.
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I got eggs on!
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I don't give a lady bug!
I want you in here now!
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Wanda, shut that radio off
and mind them eggs for Billy!
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Your mama!
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Steve Gayton, Mr. Hendershot,
Duncan Keller's had an accident.
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Shit! What happened to him?
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He got diesel in his eyes.
I'll be damned if I know how.
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Is that all? Flush his eyes.
Leave me alone.
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I got me some talkin' to do in here.
I gotta wipe everybody's ass around here.
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Shitty job, but I reckon somebody's
gotta do it. Ain't that right, Bubba?
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No. Lemme, lemme get this straight now.
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You want me to work for nine hours...
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and only clock in for eight?
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I know you've been to college, boy.
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Screw that... not this kid.
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You know what that
star means, don't you?
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You ain't that obtuse, are you?
Parole, boy!
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Your ass belongs to me or it belongs
to the state of North Carolina.
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You've got one hell of a
racket goin' here, ain't you?
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Put that back in the rack for me
on your way by, would you?
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Thank you, Bubba.
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Shit!
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Wanda, honey, you want me to
get that cup of coffee myself?
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Bill!
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It's getting' outta hand in here!
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You ain't talkin' about me,
are you honey?
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Jesus Christ!
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00:11:21,045 --> 00:11:24,362
Those eggs comin' pony express or what?
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Just a minute, Sir!
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- It's biting me! Make it stop!
- What is?
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That knife! That knife!
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Quick, quick a rag!
Somebody give me a rag!
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00:11:47,736 --> 00:11:51,137
That knife go rabid on you, sweet thing?
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It turned it motor on and it bit me.
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- Short circuit, maybe.
- There it goes again!
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It's on again!
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It's still goin'!
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Look at that sucker! Nail it!
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Now what?
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Safe!
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Come on, sodas! I'm buyin'!
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You guys can help me
pick stuff up, y'know?
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00:14:06,737 --> 00:14:09,710
No sodas!
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00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,689
What the hell?
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Shit!
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Coach, are you okay?
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Come on, coach!
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You'd better give up, sugar pie.
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I haven't been able to get something
since half an hour or so.
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00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:59,773
I must have a broken antenna
or something.
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00:16:00,883 --> 00:16:02,660
By the moment the information...
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00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:05,652
How far you goin' up
the road, sugar pie?
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00:16:08,766 --> 00:16:11,159
It depends on how long you can
keep your hands to yourself.
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00:16:11,686 --> 00:16:14,042
What's that, sweet thing?
I didn't quite catch it.
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- I said, I don't really know.
- Just driftin', huh?
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00:16:21,651 --> 00:16:26,630
I know what it's like. I've been
driftin' myself now for about 10 years.
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00:16:26,948 --> 00:16:29,393
When I started in this business,
about eight years ago...
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- Right after I got outta the army...
- I got somethin'.
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I bet you did.
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...our microwave facilities broke down.
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Reports of strange occurrences
are pouringing over wire services.
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We'll have further
bulletins as they come in.
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00:16:41,839 --> 00:16:44,783
But for the moment,
let me repeat this urgent message.
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If you are near a major highway...
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get away at once! Get away at...
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00:16:52,722 --> 00:16:56,621
- Shit!
- What's wrong there, sweet thing?
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00:16:58,687 --> 00:16:59,880
Go in there.
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If you don't get your hand off my leg
you're gonna be wipin' your ass...
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00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,085
with a hook the next time
you take a dump.
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00:17:04,609 --> 00:17:07,678
I swear I never heard no
talk like that when I was a boy.
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00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,969
What the hell are you doing, girl?
What's the matter with you?
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00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:26,063
Lordy, Lordy, girl!
You goin' crazy or somethin'?
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00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,361
Did you hear anything that man said?
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00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:33,528
Are you... are you on something?
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00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:38,957
- Oh, Jesus!
- Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
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00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:42,624
Don't you go walkin'
away from me like that!
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You come back here, girl!
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00:17:44,728 --> 00:17:47,255
- Come back here and listen to me!
- Sweeten my shorts!
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I swear, sometimes I think this old
world forgot what good manners is!
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Here I go, give you a ride
in my brand new car...
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00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:57,215
and look at the garbage
comin' outta your mouth!
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00:17:57,406 --> 00:18:00,518
Do you know what I think?
I think it's a damn!
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00:18:00,618 --> 00:18:04,230
Look at what that stuff does to people!
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The whole civilization is
about to make them fall.
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You think the newspapers are any better?
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You know it ain't newspapers that are
gonna save this world or even TV!
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00:18:16,507 --> 00:18:20,276
I'm tellin' you right here and
now as far as I said, all that's...
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00:18:20,385 --> 00:18:23,573
- ...from the son, Jesus!
- It ain't full yet!
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Shepherd, I shall not want!
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- Jesus, what the hell happened here?
- I don't know.
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What in the dickens is
goin' on around here?
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00:19:00,131 --> 00:19:01,825
That's a damn good question, isn't it?
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00:19:01,925 --> 00:19:04,452
- That was your rig, wasn't it, Handy?
- Yeah.
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00:19:04,552 --> 00:19:07,537
- Well then, who was drivin' it?
- I don't know.
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00:19:07,637 --> 00:19:10,325
But he must've been a hot-wire champion.
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00:19:10,722 --> 00:19:12,700
Hell's bells!
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We gotta get some gas.
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00:19:34,786 --> 00:19:37,772
Well, that's good 'cause
I gotta go to the ladies.
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00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,190
Can I come in and watch?
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00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:41,818
No, you cannot come in and watch.
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00:19:41,918 --> 00:19:43,860
Ouch! Shoot!
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00:19:55,932 --> 00:19:58,040
- Did you see?
- What, honey?
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00:20:02,146 --> 00:20:04,204
Never mind.
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00:20:22,206 --> 00:20:23,887
Oh, Jesus!
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Curt!
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Curtis!
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Is he dead?
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00:21:18,757 --> 00:21:20,533
Great God!
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I need some ethyl.
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00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:00,272
Curt, I don't like this!
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00:22:10,888 --> 00:22:12,450
Curtis!
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00:22:20,647 --> 00:22:22,755
Are you dead?
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00:22:24,357 --> 00:22:25,753
Shit!
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My God.
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00:23:19,575 --> 00:23:22,976
Get in right now!
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00:23:26,247 --> 00:23:28,273
Go! Go! Go!
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00:23:40,137 --> 00:23:42,244
The other way! The other way!
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00:23:44,057 --> 00:23:46,251
Come on, honey!
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00:23:46,351 --> 00:23:49,915
You stop that yelling! You know I
can't drive when you shout at me!
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00:24:11,916 --> 00:24:14,889
Boy, ain't this a no
count piece of shit!
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You do what I said with that body?
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00:24:20,881 --> 00:24:22,907
Got him downstairs, sure.
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00:24:23,007 --> 00:24:25,869
Pretty crispy, Mr. Hendershot.
What happened?
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00:24:25,969 --> 00:24:27,994
Fucked if I know, Bubba.
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00:24:29,973 --> 00:24:31,950
Fucked if I know.
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00:26:25,620 --> 00:26:28,227
So, anybody in there?
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00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:30,315
No, not now.
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00:26:34,713 --> 00:26:36,107
You're cute.
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00:26:38,423 --> 00:26:41,195
Yeah? Am I?
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00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:42,781
Not that cute.
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00:26:44,095 --> 00:26:46,286
Well, maybe I'll grow on you.
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00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:52,577
Look at that. There's nothing!
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00:26:53,396 --> 00:26:57,295
Did you ever see that much nothing
at ten fifteen in the morning, hero?
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00:27:05,155 --> 00:27:06,966
Name's Bill.
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00:27:07,366 --> 00:27:10,340
Hi, Bill. Brett.
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00:27:44,025 --> 00:27:46,344
Although microwave relays...
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00:27:46,444 --> 00:27:48,638
was knocked out since
nine o'clock this morning...
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00:27:48,738 --> 00:27:52,726
this frightening mechanical revolt
appears to be occurring everywhere.
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00:27:52,826 --> 00:27:55,729
Europe, London, New Delhi, Moscow...
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00:27:55,829 --> 00:27:59,605
The reports we have are the same.
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00:27:59,705 --> 00:28:02,650
Machines apparently
operating themselves...
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00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:06,186
are under the direction of an
agency we don't understand...
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00:28:06,295 --> 00:28:08,770
are going on a homicidal rampage.
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00:28:35,864 --> 00:28:38,600
Some cities are waking
more slowly than others.
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Only one thing is completely
certain this morning.
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And that is...
no machine is to be trusted.
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Unplug all the electrical appliances.
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If you have a truck or car...
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Let me tell you right now, boy and girl.
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00:30:51,779 --> 00:30:54,140
That this beautiful
American truth way Bible...
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with fine git edge an full page
color pictures can be yours for...
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00:30:56,700 --> 00:31:00,433
9,95. Wait a minute before you say
anything, let me tell you something.
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00:31:00,955 --> 00:31:02,731
This Bible has everything in it.
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From the creation of this beautiful
world of ours to the fall of mankind.
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00:31:07,544 --> 00:31:10,197
Look, Duncan, just,
hang on a little longer, alright?
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00:31:10,297 --> 00:31:12,741
I gotta find my boy. Christ!
What's goin' on out there?
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00:31:12,841 --> 00:31:15,397
Look, man. You can't even see!
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00:31:15,842 --> 00:31:17,119
I can see just fine.
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00:31:17,219 --> 00:31:20,703
I don't wanna pop you one, Joe.
You keep yapping' at me, I'm goin'!
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00:31:21,932 --> 00:31:25,043
Duncan? Duncan!
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00:31:25,143 --> 00:31:26,253
What's he doin'?
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00:31:26,353 --> 00:31:28,792
- You really goin' after Deke, man?
- Yeah.
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00:31:29,105 --> 00:31:30,966
Look, how many fingers do you see?
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00:31:31,066 --> 00:31:32,841
Eight, twelve?
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00:31:33,443 --> 00:31:36,547
Alright, so I got a little double vision.
But it's clearin' up, Bill.
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00:31:37,364 --> 00:31:39,138
I gotta find my boy.
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00:31:39,866 --> 00:31:41,464
I gotta!
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00:31:41,952 --> 00:31:44,425
Anything could be goin' on there.
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00:31:44,535 --> 00:31:46,216
Christ sakes!
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00:31:47,830 --> 00:31:50,721
You leave without punchin' out...
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00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:53,820
and you ain't never gonna
have to punch in again, Bubba.
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00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,599
Good!
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00:31:56,506 --> 00:31:58,574
You leave me along, fat fuck!
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00:31:58,674 --> 00:32:00,617
No, leave him alone!
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00:32:02,302 --> 00:32:03,901
Or what?
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00:32:04,513 --> 00:32:07,285
Or I'll knock your teeth in, Bubba.
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00:32:25,490 --> 00:32:27,882
Duncan, look out!
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Oh God!
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It'll give you protection
in time of danger.
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00:32:41,379 --> 00:32:46,240
It'll give you health in time of
sickness and fondness leviticus.
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00:32:47,260 --> 00:32:48,656
It just...
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00:32:51,138 --> 00:32:53,412
Oh, sucker!
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00:32:56,643 --> 00:32:58,751
Son-of-a-bitch! Out my way, bitch!
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00:32:59,354 --> 00:33:01,415
Fucker!
218
00:33:01,816 --> 00:33:04,541
I'm gonna tear 'em up, boy!
219
00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:16,301
Where the hell are you goin',
drunk son-of-a-bitch?
220
00:33:16,911 --> 00:33:18,806
Get back inside, you idiot!
221
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,567
God dammit, you snot bag!
Come on out!
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00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,610
- Come on! Get outta here!
- Let me go!
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00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:27,530
You wanna rock and roll with me?
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00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:29,406
Bastard!
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00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:32,994
Right here, you, prick!
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00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:36,861
You overgrown! Scum ball! ¡By God!
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00:33:43,395 --> 00:33:45,953
Get outta the way, you crappy asshole!
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00:34:36,609 --> 00:34:41,387
This is Bubba Hendershot at Dixie Boy.
Anybody read me out there?
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Come on in, Rusty!
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No one. No one in the cab
of that motherfucker at all.
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00:34:47,704 --> 00:34:50,772
- Horse puck!
- What we gonna do now?
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- I don't know.
- This is Bubba Hendershot...
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at the Dixie Boy! God dammit,
Rusty, come on in, boy!
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00:35:01,757 --> 00:35:03,615
Spread it on the ground next to him.
235
00:35:04,468 --> 00:35:06,078
Hurry up, man!
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00:35:06,178 --> 00:35:08,452
Jesus, he's starting to draw flies.
237
00:35:15,854 --> 00:35:17,339
What the hell are you doing in there?
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Changing.
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00:35:19,149 --> 00:35:21,718
That salesman had his hands
all over me and he's dead now.
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00:35:21,818 --> 00:35:25,136
I don't like the smell of him on me.
I don't like it.
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00:35:27,322 --> 00:35:28,670
Jesus!
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00:35:33,119 --> 00:35:36,605
For chrissake, don't just stay there.
He's dripping all over my floor.
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- Get him outta here!
- Come on, man. Come on.
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00:35:43,295 --> 00:35:45,688
What the hell are you guys looking at?
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00:35:48,801 --> 00:35:50,619
- Nothing.
- That's right. Nothing.
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00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,029
Well then, go look at it somewhere else.
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00:35:58,392 --> 00:35:59,990
Okay.
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00:37:28,266 --> 00:37:32,449
Goddamn things got no right to
be running through this depot.
249
00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:13,618
Where are they going, Curtis?
250
00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:15,288
I don't know.
251
00:38:16,017 --> 00:38:19,786
Greensboro, maybe. Maybe Charlotte.
252
00:38:21,898 --> 00:38:23,578
Why?
253
00:38:24,109 --> 00:38:25,671
Don't know.
254
00:38:29,572 --> 00:38:31,680
Try the radio again.
255
00:38:52,050 --> 00:38:54,242
I think I've just loaded my pants.
256
00:38:55,262 --> 00:38:56,611
Curt.
257
00:38:57,431 --> 00:39:01,117
Curtis, it's coming after us!
258
00:39:20,243 --> 00:39:23,015
My God, Curtis. It's gonna bump us!
259
00:39:33,381 --> 00:39:36,403
Mom, please talk to me!
260
00:40:01,157 --> 00:40:02,552
Hang on!
261
00:40:13,958 --> 00:40:17,728
Curtis, I knew I never
should let you drive again.
262
00:40:22,426 --> 00:40:26,525
Curtis, make him stop following us!
263
00:40:48,199 --> 00:40:51,682
- Curtis, what is going on?
- I don't know!
264
00:40:56,874 --> 00:41:00,275
But I know, we call the police
from the truck stop up there.
265
00:41:37,535 --> 00:41:39,808
My God!
266
00:41:41,830 --> 00:41:46,359
When we get to that truck stop
everything will be all right. Oh, yes.
267
00:41:49,004 --> 00:41:51,314
What are you doing?
268
00:41:52,716 --> 00:41:54,396
Do you see that gap?
269
00:41:55,427 --> 00:41:58,289
The next time it comes around
I'm gonna shoot right through it.
270
00:41:58,389 --> 00:42:01,999
No, you don't!
They'll gang up and squash us!
271
00:42:02,099 --> 00:42:03,501
I can do it!
272
00:42:03,601 --> 00:42:06,704
All so we can be inside where they are?
273
00:42:07,103 --> 00:42:09,496
What do you think is gonna
happen to us if we stay out here?
274
00:42:12,901 --> 00:42:14,795
I'm scared.
275
00:42:18,990 --> 00:42:20,670
Me, too.
276
00:42:21,076 --> 00:42:24,049
Billy! Come here
and look at these fools.
277
00:42:26,331 --> 00:42:29,266
- Now what?
- They're dead.
278
00:42:29,874 --> 00:42:31,818
- Yeah, maybe not.
- Don't go out there, man.
279
00:42:31,918 --> 00:42:34,357
- Don't, Joe!
- Eat this.
280
00:42:35,254 --> 00:42:36,935
Hang on tight!
281
00:42:59,818 --> 00:43:03,638
Curtis, I'm upside down. I'm stuck.
282
00:43:03,738 --> 00:43:06,600
Where are you going?
Will you get me out of here?
283
00:43:06,700 --> 00:43:09,507
I'm caught in this goddamn seatbelt.
284
00:43:10,620 --> 00:43:13,179
I told you not to use the seat belts.
I told you a thousand time.
285
00:43:13,916 --> 00:43:16,484
I said, watch out!
Curtis, will you help me?
286
00:43:16,584 --> 00:43:20,488
Watch that thing, will you?
That thing looks sharp!
287
00:43:20,588 --> 00:43:24,282
He's not my Curtis.
Where is my Curtis? Shit!
288
00:43:24,382 --> 00:43:28,202
Goddamn, asshole!
Curtis, will you help me?
289
00:43:28,302 --> 00:43:29,865
Help me!
290
00:43:36,060 --> 00:43:40,457
Alright, Bubba!
Stick this one up your own cheek!
291
00:43:43,526 --> 00:43:48,054
Fuckin' truck's gotta be dee-po'ed.
That one's deep po'ed for sure.
292
00:43:48,447 --> 00:43:51,255
Reload me, Joey.
Come on, reload me, boy.
293
00:43:58,622 --> 00:44:01,442
And I want that shit, Bubba!
294
00:44:01,542 --> 00:44:04,148
Come on! Run!
295
00:44:09,632 --> 00:44:11,785
Honey, you're bleeding like a stuck pig.
296
00:44:11,885 --> 00:44:12,827
Where'd you get all that stuff?
297
00:44:12,927 --> 00:44:15,367
- We got a bunch of that stuff down.
- Shut up, Joey.
298
00:44:17,516 --> 00:44:20,203
Found it in my
Christmas stocking, Bubba.
299
00:44:21,934 --> 00:44:24,907
Get inside. Come on, let's get inside.
300
00:45:22,656 --> 00:45:24,302
How are the love birds?
301
00:45:25,534 --> 00:45:27,726
Heart rates are
slowin' down a bit, I think.
302
00:45:28,288 --> 00:45:29,636
That's good.
303
00:45:30,123 --> 00:45:31,803
Mother's helper?
304
00:45:34,711 --> 00:45:38,028
A girl hitchin' her way down
to Florida needs some protection.
305
00:45:39,007 --> 00:45:42,775
- That's what you're doing?
- Yeah.
306
00:45:44,384 --> 00:45:48,996
I was doing it before the machines
went into maximum overdrive.
307
00:45:58,106 --> 00:45:59,668
I'm scared.
308
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,349
If I put my arm around you...
309
00:46:13,620 --> 00:46:15,431
would you stick me with that thing?
310
00:46:17,957 --> 00:46:20,515
You don't stick a person
with a strap razor.
311
00:46:20,835 --> 00:46:22,433
It's more like...
312
00:46:25,130 --> 00:46:26,729
And I wouldn't...
313
00:46:38,311 --> 00:46:39,823
Okay?
314
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,294
Holy cow!
315
00:47:34,237 --> 00:47:36,710
- Joey?
- Yeah?
316
00:47:38,447 --> 00:47:40,010
Get up here.
317
00:47:42,159 --> 00:47:43,591
It's over, man.
318
00:47:44,828 --> 00:47:47,802
Does he really got a lotta
fire power down in the cellar?
319
00:47:48,999 --> 00:47:51,522
You heard him tell me
to shut up, didn't you?
320
00:47:52,252 --> 00:47:54,111
Come on, Joey, this is serious.
321
00:47:56,006 --> 00:47:57,401
He's got a lot.
322
00:47:58,467 --> 00:47:59,898
Grenades?
323
00:48:00,093 --> 00:48:01,489
Well.
324
00:48:01,803 --> 00:48:04,906
What else?
Flame throwers, rifles, what?
325
00:48:07,057 --> 00:48:09,615
You're gonna get us in an
awful lot of trouble, man.
326
00:48:11,269 --> 00:48:15,287
In case you didn't realize it, boy,
we're already in trouble.
327
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,088
Talk to me, Joey.
328
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,171
Everything. He's got everything.
329
00:48:25,784 --> 00:48:27,677
Now, go and leave me alone, Billy!
330
00:48:30,788 --> 00:48:32,431
Holy shit!
331
00:48:34,540 --> 00:48:36,138
You think he stole all this?
332
00:48:36,667 --> 00:48:40,068
No, I think he bought it,
cheap like a guy like him does.
333
00:48:40,838 --> 00:48:42,435
Buys things cheap?
334
00:48:42,548 --> 00:48:45,949
Buy cheap and sell dear.
It's the American way.
335
00:48:49,221 --> 00:48:53,619
Jesus Christ!
This is cute, isn't it?
336
00:48:54,518 --> 00:48:57,124
You find any money on him, Bubba?
337
00:49:00,230 --> 00:49:04,793
I don't now what to make of this, boy.
You're bright, I know you are.
338
00:49:05,902 --> 00:49:08,054
You keep on bein' obtuse.
339
00:49:08,154 --> 00:49:11,009
We don't wanna steal anything.
We just wanna get outta here alive.
340
00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:14,678
You messin' again, Bubba,
who ain't oughta be messin'.
341
00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:18,648
Sometimes even college boys
don't learn their lesson...
342
00:49:18,748 --> 00:49:21,271
until they had their chops
busted a few times, do they?
343
00:49:21,376 --> 00:49:24,481
You know what's goin' on
outside or are you blind?
344
00:49:25,004 --> 00:49:28,771
You tell the little road twit
about your illustrious career?
345
00:49:29,173 --> 00:49:33,369
He's a blood-thirsty criminal, alright.
Regular John Dillinger.
346
00:49:33,469 --> 00:49:35,067
Goddamn you!
347
00:49:35,554 --> 00:49:38,957
Couple o' charlotte cops caught him
in this little bitty grocery store.
348
00:49:39,057 --> 00:49:43,538
With a sack o' money in his hand,
thumb up his ass, big grin on his face.
349
00:49:43,645 --> 00:49:46,048
You wanna get outta here, boy.
One call, I get you outta here!
350
00:49:46,148 --> 00:49:49,465
Oh yeah? Who you gonna call?
The North Carolina state police?
351
00:49:49,860 --> 00:49:52,471
Now listen. I won't play any goddamn
games with you, Hendershot.
352
00:49:52,571 --> 00:49:54,430
I just wanna get the hell outta here.
353
00:49:54,657 --> 00:49:58,803
- I'm warnin' you, boy.
- No, man, I'm warnin' you!
354
00:50:04,747 --> 00:50:08,932
This thin's over,
your ass is grass, boy.
355
00:50:10,379 --> 00:50:12,107
Do you hear me?
356
00:50:14,132 --> 00:50:15,528
Joey!
357
00:50:16,509 --> 00:50:21,164
Goddamn you, Joey!
I told you to keep an eye on the keys!
358
00:50:21,264 --> 00:50:22,992
I owed a guy some money.
359
00:50:25,391 --> 00:50:27,700
I was about twenty at the time.
360
00:50:30,020 --> 00:50:31,547
Not real bright about most things.
361
00:50:31,647 --> 00:50:33,957
- It's all right.
- No, it's not.
362
00:50:37,695 --> 00:50:39,803
What gets to me is his stupidity.
363
00:50:44,577 --> 00:50:48,143
Cops put that spotlight on me
and I just froze like a rabbit.
364
00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:55,348
It's all right.
365
00:51:57,392 --> 00:52:00,080
- I'll tell you one thing.
- What's that?
366
00:52:01,270 --> 00:52:03,296
You sure make love like a hero.
367
00:52:24,833 --> 00:52:29,148
Look at that light.
368
00:52:30,130 --> 00:52:31,729
Do you know what I think?
369
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,447
- What?
- I think it's the comet.
370
00:52:36,345 --> 00:52:38,915
We've been in its tail
for almost twelve hours.
371
00:52:39,015 --> 00:52:41,834
And if it is that comet that's making
everything go crazy...
372
00:52:41,934 --> 00:52:44,704
then all we gotta do is
stay alive for the next seven days.
373
00:52:46,603 --> 00:52:48,413
No problem.
374
00:53:04,996 --> 00:53:06,476
I got an idea.
375
00:53:19,217 --> 00:53:20,648
Can you sail?
376
00:53:21,469 --> 00:53:23,871
A little. Hobie cats
and things like that.
377
00:53:23,971 --> 00:53:26,364
Good deal. I used to crew big ones.
378
00:53:27,850 --> 00:53:29,530
Sailboats, no motors.
379
00:53:30,770 --> 00:53:32,545
No motors?
380
00:53:34,065 --> 00:53:35,258
Where would we go?
381
00:53:35,358 --> 00:53:37,969
I'm thinkin' about this
place called Haven.
382
00:53:38,069 --> 00:53:41,468
It's an island about
six miles off the coast.
383
00:53:41,736 --> 00:53:46,430
And there aren't any motor vehicles
allowed on the place. None whatsoever.
384
00:53:46,617 --> 00:53:48,215
None?
385
00:53:49,828 --> 00:53:51,508
You know...
386
00:53:51,914 --> 00:53:55,682
you are not only a hero...
387
00:53:56,543 --> 00:53:58,567
you are a genius.
388
00:54:30,866 --> 00:54:33,343
The whole goddamn world's goin' to hell.
389
00:54:34,286 --> 00:54:37,646
They can't! We made them!
390
00:54:37,746 --> 00:54:40,815
Look, honey. You've gonna hurt yourself.
Come on, sweet thing.
391
00:54:40,915 --> 00:54:44,403
- Don't you 'sweet thing' me!
- Now, Wanda June, baby, just let...
392
00:54:44,503 --> 00:54:48,521
They can't! We made them!
393
00:54:51,634 --> 00:54:57,749
You can't! We made you! Do you hear?
394
00:54:57,849 --> 00:55:03,624
Where's your sense of loyalty?
You things!
395
00:55:04,646 --> 00:55:10,633
We made you! We made you!
396
00:55:11,319 --> 00:55:15,806
Made you! We made you!
397
00:55:15,906 --> 00:55:17,808
- Wanda!
- We made them!
398
00:55:17,908 --> 00:55:19,886
- Wanda!
- We made them!
399
00:55:33,381 --> 00:55:37,066
Not the dark. Please God, don't...
400
00:55:40,512 --> 00:55:45,455
I'm scared.
Please don't let us be in the dark!
401
00:55:54,776 --> 00:55:57,749
Man, stop with them damn spoons.
402
00:55:58,155 --> 00:56:00,138
Safer than the juke box.
403
00:56:00,238 --> 00:56:02,048
I like spoons.
404
00:56:04,742 --> 00:56:07,561
Man, this is one piece of shit.
405
00:56:07,661 --> 00:56:09,639
Shit!
406
00:56:10,748 --> 00:56:13,651
Damn trucks ain't never
gonna let us outta here.
407
00:56:13,751 --> 00:56:15,314
I believe it.
408
00:56:27,930 --> 00:56:31,117
- Place your bets.
- I don't usually play for peanuts.
409
00:56:31,725 --> 00:56:33,288
Come on.
410
00:56:35,103 --> 00:56:38,076
- I gotta eat.
- Deal, woman.
411
00:56:41,277 --> 00:56:42,790
Hit me.
412
00:56:46,573 --> 00:56:48,088
There's lot less of them.
413
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,591
Yeah.
414
00:56:53,079 --> 00:56:55,057
Looks like they're running dry.
415
00:56:55,622 --> 00:56:57,480
Think they're pushin' them in back.
416
00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:02,443
Maybe tomorrow it'll be our world again.
417
00:57:03,755 --> 00:57:05,151
I don't know.
418
00:57:06,549 --> 00:57:08,147
Was it ever?
419
00:57:08,676 --> 00:57:11,152
I hate those fuckin' trucks.
420
00:57:11,429 --> 00:57:14,154
I never did like trucks anyway.
421
00:57:15,141 --> 00:57:16,951
Holy shit!
422
00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:19,248
What was that?
423
00:57:20,813 --> 00:57:24,048
God, that's that Bibles'
salesman I rode in with.
424
00:57:24,148 --> 00:57:25,923
There's some guy out there?
425
00:57:26,650 --> 00:57:30,917
Sweet Jesus, help me!
426
00:57:34,742 --> 00:57:37,430
Help me!
427
00:57:43,792 --> 00:57:45,903
- Let's go get him!
- No, you don't!
428
00:57:46,003 --> 00:57:49,114
You let some of those other big
strong men go out and get him.
429
00:57:49,214 --> 00:57:51,772
I didn't sign on here to be no hero.
430
00:57:52,591 --> 00:57:53,772
Yeah!
431
00:57:54,301 --> 00:57:56,776
Wait a second! Wait a second! Wait up!
432
00:57:57,678 --> 00:58:01,282
Just like the old joke,
you can't get there from here.
433
00:58:01,474 --> 00:58:04,080
We gonna stand around
and listen to him do that?
434
00:58:04,769 --> 00:58:06,793
Y'know, I think there
might be a way to get to him.
435
00:59:04,699 --> 00:59:07,643
Now, the shower drain runs into
the ditch where the guy is.
436
00:59:07,743 --> 00:59:09,187
Will we fit?
437
00:59:09,287 --> 00:59:11,606
- One way to find out.
- You boys are crazy.
438
00:59:11,706 --> 00:59:16,184
Curt? Curtis! Curtis!
439
00:59:18,502 --> 00:59:19,851
What are you doin'?
440
00:59:20,170 --> 00:59:22,698
- I'll be right back.
- You ain't goin'!
441
00:59:22,798 --> 00:59:24,408
There's a man layin'
hurt out there, honey.
442
00:59:24,508 --> 00:59:27,703
There's gonna be a man hurt layin' here
if you don't quit this foolishness.
443
00:59:27,803 --> 00:59:29,830
If it was your man out there,
you'd want someone to go, wouldn't you?
444
00:59:29,930 --> 00:59:32,583
Well, it ain't. You're not goin'.
445
00:59:32,683 --> 00:59:34,032
I'm goin'!
446
00:59:34,851 --> 00:59:37,956
Don't make me a widow
on my wedding day, Curtis.
447
00:59:38,146 --> 00:59:39,542
Okay.
448
00:59:41,858 --> 00:59:44,545
Just scoot right across.
449
00:59:44,734 --> 00:59:47,341
- Pick up your feet and try not to...
- I can handle it.
450
00:59:47,821 --> 00:59:52,515
You boys are just as crazy as a couple
of rats in a plugged-up shithouse!
451
00:59:52,826 --> 00:59:57,519
You are without a doubt one of the
biggest fuck heads I ever met.
452
00:59:58,414 --> 00:59:59,733
- Wish me luck.
- Yeah.
453
00:59:59,833 --> 01:00:02,023
You ready? Let's do it.
454
01:00:34,865 --> 01:00:37,258
Good thing that one was outta gas.
455
01:00:37,368 --> 01:00:39,048
What makes you so sure that it was?
456
01:00:41,078 --> 01:00:43,684
I don't think we need to
worry about that right now.
457
01:01:14,943 --> 01:01:16,717
Okay.
458
01:01:22,825 --> 01:01:26,724
Oh man, are you ready? One, two, three.
459
01:01:35,713 --> 01:01:37,604
Bombs away!
460
01:01:45,971 --> 01:01:49,158
- Think it'll hold?
- Fucked if I know.
461
01:02:11,535 --> 01:02:12,520
- You okay?
- Yeah.
462
01:02:12,620 --> 01:02:15,725
- Okay. You wanna grab that bag?
- Thanks.
463
01:02:17,542 --> 01:02:21,145
Oh, Jesus. This sucker weighs a...
464
01:02:22,547 --> 01:02:24,606
Oh, boy!
465
01:02:30,512 --> 01:02:32,321
Great smell, huh?
466
01:02:33,805 --> 01:02:35,616
- You okay?
- Yeah.
467
01:02:41,897 --> 01:02:44,205
I wonder how many
people have peed in this.
468
01:02:49,404 --> 01:02:52,473
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
469
01:02:52,991 --> 01:02:54,672
How's it taste?
470
01:03:07,753 --> 01:03:10,478
- Shit! I'm sending' you a friend.
- Shit!
471
01:03:11,757 --> 01:03:13,782
Get outta here!
472
01:03:57,507 --> 01:03:58,986
Mister?
473
01:04:30,329 --> 01:04:33,813
- Help me!
- How?
474
01:04:34,082 --> 01:04:38,737
- Pull me! Pull me!
- I can't! You're too heavy!
475
01:04:38,837 --> 01:04:40,862
Get me out of this ditch...
476
01:04:40,964 --> 01:04:45,148
or by Jesus I'll kill you!
477
01:04:52,014 --> 01:04:55,751
Shit! What a great time! I wish I could
do that every day. What a blast!
478
01:04:55,851 --> 01:04:58,125
¡Bill! Bill!
479
01:04:59,105 --> 01:05:01,995
- Bill, help me!
- Jesus! That's Deke!
480
01:05:03,526 --> 01:05:04,969
Help me!
481
01:05:05,069 --> 01:05:07,295
- Come on!
- Please, help me!
482
01:05:11,910 --> 01:05:14,061
Stop pulling me.
483
01:05:14,161 --> 01:05:16,313
- He's dead!
- No he isn't!
484
01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:17,815
¡He's dead!
485
01:05:17,915 --> 01:05:20,106
He's dead! He's dead!
486
01:05:21,875 --> 01:05:24,268
Let's go. Come on, dammit!
487
01:05:28,090 --> 01:05:29,116
Bill, you okay, bud?
488
01:05:29,216 --> 01:05:31,857
Yeah, I'm okay.
Will you your ass, for chrissake?
489
01:05:39,851 --> 01:05:41,247
Okay.
490
01:05:46,650 --> 01:05:48,756
- Let's go.
- Bill?
491
01:05:53,154 --> 01:05:57,219
Bill, is my dad okay?
492
01:06:00,745 --> 01:06:02,140
Come on.
493
01:06:06,041 --> 01:06:07,391
Let's go partner.
494
01:06:10,629 --> 01:06:13,782
I think that truck got 'em.
That's what I think.
495
01:06:13,924 --> 01:06:15,866
I think they're dead.
496
01:06:17,384 --> 01:06:18,899
No, they're all right.
497
01:06:19,095 --> 01:06:23,290
- Then, where are they?
- There they are! They just came up!
498
01:06:23,390 --> 01:06:26,707
That ain't no salesman.
That's Duncan's kid.
499
01:06:29,020 --> 01:06:30,879
Go, go!
500
01:06:44,284 --> 01:06:46,842
- Way to go, Billy!
- Hello, boy.
501
01:06:48,830 --> 01:06:52,775
You ain't gonna be satisfied until you
get 'em right in here with us.
502
01:06:52,875 --> 01:06:54,438
Cigar, Joey.
503
01:06:57,046 --> 01:06:58,823
Mr. Hendershot, did you
see he nailed that big one?
504
01:06:58,923 --> 01:07:00,908
- Bill, are you okay?
- Yeah.
505
01:07:01,008 --> 01:07:02,951
How'd you find the kid?
506
01:07:04,554 --> 01:07:07,112
Bill, where's my dad?
507
01:07:08,432 --> 01:07:12,413
Duncan got scrubbed by
on of them big boys out there.
508
01:07:13,018 --> 01:07:16,704
- Touch break, kid.
- You unbelievable shithead!
509
01:07:24,196 --> 01:07:25,627
Is it true?
510
01:07:28,492 --> 01:07:30,006
Is it true?
511
01:07:32,996 --> 01:07:34,392
Yeah, it's true.
512
01:07:41,377 --> 01:07:42,976
No!
513
01:07:43,296 --> 01:07:47,563
No, no. Hang on, now.
514
01:07:48,593 --> 01:07:51,151
- Hang on, Deke.
- Mr. Hendershot.
515
01:07:54,891 --> 01:07:57,960
Just a little lesson
from the road twitch.
516
01:08:00,354 --> 01:08:01,953
Hold on, Deke.
517
01:09:06,289 --> 01:09:07,685
Bill?
518
01:09:07,956 --> 01:09:09,352
Bill!
519
01:09:09,666 --> 01:09:12,569
Bill, wake up!
There's something out there.
520
01:09:12,669 --> 01:09:15,940
There's something out there.
You gotta see this.
521
01:09:16,465 --> 01:09:18,240
Come on! Wake up!
522
01:09:37,650 --> 01:09:39,331
It's right up here.
523
01:09:56,127 --> 01:09:59,314
What the fuck is goin' on here?
524
01:10:06,886 --> 01:10:08,696
Now what?
525
01:10:53,137 --> 01:10:55,039
Holy God!
526
01:10:55,139 --> 01:10:56,533
Alright!
527
01:10:57,223 --> 01:10:59,532
Alright, God dammit!
528
01:11:20,579 --> 01:11:22,390
You want a war?
529
01:11:22,873 --> 01:11:24,106
You got one.
530
01:11:24,206 --> 01:11:26,692
- Man, I wouldn't do that.
- Shut up, Bubba.
531
01:11:26,792 --> 01:11:29,267
Shit! Get down!
532
01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:34,153
How do you like that, chickenshit?
533
01:12:08,330 --> 01:12:10,807
Jesus Christ!
534
01:12:18,716 --> 01:12:20,904
It stopped, man.
535
01:12:41,569 --> 01:12:43,760
You sons-of-bitches!
536
01:13:10,263 --> 01:13:13,123
- Wanda, no!
- You sons-of-bitches!
537
01:13:13,223 --> 01:13:18,043
- Don't go.
- We made you!
538
01:13:18,143 --> 01:13:22,631
Don't you understand?
You can't do this!
539
01:13:22,731 --> 01:13:24,839
We made you!
540
01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:42,233
¡Wanda, Wanda!
That's Wanda June out there, dammit!
541
01:13:42,333 --> 01:13:43,896
Deke!
542
01:13:44,002 --> 01:13:46,402
Deke, goddammit, you're gonna
get killed. Stay down.
543
01:13:46,502 --> 01:13:49,772
It's right there.
If it wants to waste us, it will.
544
01:14:08,482 --> 01:14:10,376
Now what is it doing?
545
01:14:10,860 --> 01:14:12,339
It's morse.
546
01:14:13,444 --> 01:14:14,970
Bullshit!
547
01:14:15,070 --> 01:14:19,135
No, really. I should know.
I got a merit badge in it this spring.
548
01:14:19,658 --> 01:14:21,552
Well, what's it sayin', kid?
549
01:14:24,829 --> 01:14:26,937
Give me a pen.
I can't keep up with it.
550
01:14:46,725 --> 01:14:49,126
Incredible, they want us to feed them.
551
01:14:49,226 --> 01:14:50,503
Feed 'em?
552
01:14:50,603 --> 01:14:53,755
Fuck 'em. Let 'em starve!
Half of them's outta gas already.
553
01:14:54,023 --> 01:14:56,001
Let 'em starve, it won't take long.
554
01:15:01,781 --> 01:15:05,514
We can't fill 'em anyway.
We ain't got no power.
555
01:15:08,243 --> 01:15:09,592
Shit!
556
01:15:13,289 --> 01:15:16,181
I'll be damned.
I'm gonna turn on the pumps.
557
01:15:16,668 --> 01:15:19,773
Hope none of them left home without
their American Express cards.
558
01:15:22,674 --> 01:15:24,866
Bill, wait!
559
01:15:29,264 --> 01:15:30,660
Wait!
560
01:15:30,849 --> 01:15:35,246
It's not a good idea. It's like Neville
Chamberlain giving in to the Nazis.
561
01:15:36,143 --> 01:15:37,824
Come here.
562
01:15:38,729 --> 01:15:40,125
Okay.
563
01:15:40,356 --> 01:15:42,258
- Now, you see that one, right?
- Yes I do.
564
01:15:42,358 --> 01:15:44,135
Okay. Now look,
here's the way I figure it.
565
01:15:44,235 --> 01:15:46,053
The big guys,
they're heavy weights, okay?
566
01:15:46,153 --> 01:15:49,224
They crash in here, they won't break
the floor and open the cellar.
567
01:15:49,324 --> 01:15:51,434
But that one, that bastard ain't
no reason why he couldn't...
568
01:15:51,534 --> 01:15:54,935
call in a truck full of napalm
and hose this place down.
569
01:15:56,539 --> 01:15:58,397
Just take care of yourself, okay?
570
01:15:58,707 --> 01:16:01,314
What are they gonna do?
Run me down?
571
01:16:01,794 --> 01:16:04,517
Shit, that'd be like a junkie tryin' to
run down his connection.
572
01:17:20,490 --> 01:17:22,301
Alright, you bastard!
573
01:17:24,286 --> 01:17:26,678
Tell all your friends
the main line's open.
574
01:17:28,580 --> 01:17:31,767
Got the best shit on the
east coast, practically uncut.
575
01:17:34,877 --> 01:17:36,688
You got that, fuck face?
576
01:18:05,823 --> 01:18:07,847
This could be a very long day.
577
01:18:35,392 --> 01:18:36,906
Served, guy.
578
01:19:16,555 --> 01:19:20,538
Shut up, already!
You ain't don' so bad here! Here!
579
01:19:21,558 --> 01:19:23,536
There! Suck on that!
580
01:19:28,732 --> 01:19:30,709
I'll take over.
581
01:19:33,528 --> 01:19:35,007
Thanks.
582
01:19:37,531 --> 01:19:39,592
I hope they choke on it.
583
01:20:50,222 --> 01:20:51,820
Sorry, guys.
584
01:20:53,225 --> 01:20:55,998
It was fun while it lasted,
but we're all out.
585
01:21:18,498 --> 01:21:19,894
What?
586
01:21:20,083 --> 01:21:21,479
What do you want?
587
01:21:33,554 --> 01:21:34,747
What?
588
01:21:34,847 --> 01:21:37,454
- What's it doin'?
- I don't know.
589
01:22:46,579 --> 01:22:49,648
Billy, come on, I'll take over here.
590
01:22:49,873 --> 01:22:51,269
He's all done.
591
01:22:51,667 --> 01:22:53,442
They don't understand.
592
01:22:54,545 --> 01:22:55,941
What's that, Billy?
593
01:22:56,296 --> 01:23:00,529
How it is to get tired.
How a man gets tired.
594
01:23:02,929 --> 01:23:05,078
Why should they? Come on.
595
01:23:05,178 --> 01:23:10,536
- If you need any help, call me.
- I will. Come on, man.
596
01:23:13,895 --> 01:23:16,003
We've been puttin' stuff
down in the cellar.
597
01:23:16,523 --> 01:23:18,341
Now the kid said there's a
big sewer pipe down there.
598
01:23:18,441 --> 01:23:20,719
He couldn't get in
because of the wire and shit.
599
01:23:20,819 --> 01:23:22,713
But we can use it to get outta here.
600
01:23:28,618 --> 01:23:30,298
Looks like the coffee break's over.
601
01:23:30,870 --> 01:23:32,811
His master's voice.
602
01:23:33,579 --> 01:23:37,680
- Go on in and lay down now.
- All right.
603
01:23:49,679 --> 01:23:51,573
It isn't the comet, you know?
604
01:23:51,847 --> 01:23:53,872
- It's the broom.
- What?
605
01:23:54,349 --> 01:23:55,948
Brooms.
606
01:24:01,146 --> 01:24:05,045
Imagine you're a race of aliens, right?
607
01:24:06,235 --> 01:24:09,838
And you're looking for
a new place to live.
608
01:24:12,241 --> 01:24:17,312
You're lookin' for a planet like
we look for a new place to live.
609
01:24:17,412 --> 01:24:19,306
A new house or something...
610
01:24:20,707 --> 01:24:22,435
So here's Earth.
611
01:24:24,127 --> 01:24:26,603
Only it's like this big old house...
612
01:24:28,629 --> 01:24:31,187
and it's polluted...
613
01:24:34,010 --> 01:24:35,785
dirty and smoky.
614
01:24:36,804 --> 01:24:40,786
Grease on the walls,
soot in the chimney...
615
01:24:43,477 --> 01:24:48,955
And they send their
interstellar cleaners...
616
01:24:49,900 --> 01:24:51,794
sending their broom.
617
01:24:56,864 --> 01:24:58,888
Sweep us all up.
618
01:25:01,285 --> 01:25:03,262
That's what it is, a broom.
619
01:25:03,871 --> 01:25:07,556
They use the machines
to sweep us right up.
620
01:25:23,724 --> 01:25:25,663
Mister!
621
01:25:25,890 --> 01:25:27,286
Mister!
622
01:25:30,728 --> 01:25:32,326
Come over here.
623
01:25:41,906 --> 01:25:43,586
How are you doing?
624
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:45,880
Tired and scared.
625
01:25:46,410 --> 01:25:48,305
I've got this plan.
626
01:25:52,166 --> 01:25:53,845
Come on with this thing already.
627
01:25:54,709 --> 01:25:56,103
Bitch!
628
01:25:59,504 --> 01:26:02,282
We never gonna get out here.
Really.
629
01:26:02,382 --> 01:26:03,981
Cool, champ!
630
01:26:04,843 --> 01:26:08,659
Little human business to take care of,
some you wouldn't understand.
631
01:26:11,058 --> 01:26:14,874
When I said run, you run, okay?
632
01:26:15,062 --> 01:26:17,881
- What you gonna do?
- Don't worry, just run, okay?
633
01:26:17,981 --> 01:26:19,376
What you gonna do?
634
01:26:23,859 --> 01:26:25,339
Run!
635
01:26:35,747 --> 01:26:38,933
I ain't never seen a hero
with his ass in the air like that.
636
01:26:44,421 --> 01:26:45,735
Hi, baby.
637
01:26:59,310 --> 01:27:01,169
I bet there's spiders down there.
638
01:27:01,269 --> 01:27:04,507
I hate anything with
more than four legs.
639
01:27:04,607 --> 01:27:05,632
I can't do this!
640
01:27:05,732 --> 01:27:09,086
I'm just gonna keep...
Oh, don't drop me now!
641
01:27:09,694 --> 01:27:11,802
I just gotta see Curtis if you drop me.
642
01:27:23,081 --> 01:27:25,775
- What, Curtis?
- Just stay down.
643
01:27:25,875 --> 01:27:28,267
I wish we could get outta here!
644
01:27:37,261 --> 01:27:39,120
Holy shit!
645
01:27:41,641 --> 01:27:44,531
Stay down, Bubba. Holy shit!
646
01:28:46,949 --> 01:28:49,472
Jesus is coming and he is pissed.
647
01:29:07,635 --> 01:29:10,821
- Can we get outta here?
- Yeah, it's time to get outta here.
648
01:29:11,137 --> 01:29:12,818
Let's go, gang! Let's go.
649
01:29:14,015 --> 01:29:15,530
Let's go.
650
01:29:48,172 --> 01:29:49,686
¡My God!
651
01:29:50,383 --> 01:29:52,989
That son-of-a-bitch is goin' up again.
652
01:30:02,477 --> 01:30:04,461
- God almighty!
- Move it!
653
01:30:04,561 --> 01:30:06,046
- Yeah.
- Come on, let's go!
654
01:30:06,146 --> 01:30:08,621
Come on, go, go!
655
01:31:03,531 --> 01:31:06,054
- How far, Bill?
- To the Marina?
656
01:31:07,368 --> 01:31:09,229
About a half a mile.
657
01:31:09,329 --> 01:31:14,984
Humans here, humans here,
humans here, humans here...
658
01:31:15,084 --> 01:31:19,948
humans here, humans here,
humans here, humans here...
659
01:31:20,048 --> 01:31:26,320
- Humans here, humans here.
- For my dad, shit head son-of-a bitch!
660
01:31:34,935 --> 01:31:36,533
I don't want this anymore.
661
01:31:48,407 --> 01:31:50,716
- I got him!
- Curt!
662
01:31:51,410 --> 01:31:52,889
Curtis!
663
01:32:12,971 --> 01:32:16,574
Hurry up, you guys!
Come on, get in the boat!
664
01:32:22,563 --> 01:32:25,038
Right there is the one
I was thinkin' about.
665
01:32:25,648 --> 01:32:28,254
We better hurry up.
It's getting light.
666
01:32:56,718 --> 01:32:59,526
Bill, where's Brad?
667
01:33:24,994 --> 01:33:27,186
Adios, motherfucker!
668
01:33:53,937 --> 01:33:56,626
What happens with it? Mother's helper!
669
01:33:59,609 --> 01:34:02,216
Come here!
Somebody help me with these things!
670
01:34:19,210 --> 01:34:21,104
You think we're gonna be all right?
671
01:34:22,921 --> 01:34:26,109
Deke, I know everything's
gonna be all right.
672
01:34:52,324 --> 01:34:56,721
Curtis, when can we get off this boat?
You know I get seasick.
673
01:34:58,580 --> 01:35:01,305
I think I'm gonna whoops my cookies!
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