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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:56,665 God dang it. 2 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:57,622 Dang it. 3 00:00:59,842 --> 00:01:02,149 - What's wrong with your... - Battery's dead. 4 00:01:02,192 --> 00:01:04,934 - Well, you should have put some new ones in there. 5 00:01:04,977 --> 00:01:06,370 - You should have checked 'em! 6 00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:08,503 Don't turn the lights on. 7 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:10,418 Burglary 101, keep the lights off. 8 00:01:10,461 --> 00:01:11,549 - There's no one home. 9 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:12,768 - It's Christmas Eve. 10 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:13,943 - Yeah. - Yeah. 11 00:01:13,986 --> 00:01:15,292 - And he's out of town. - Yeah. 12 00:01:15,336 --> 00:01:17,425 - He's away, so... - He was working, like us. 13 00:01:17,468 --> 00:01:19,122 - Well, let's... - We have a lot in common. 14 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:20,384 - Why don't we start working then? 15 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:22,560 - Oh, my gosh. You look good. 16 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:24,519 You gotta quit skipping leg day, though. 17 00:01:24,562 --> 00:01:27,087 - Well, yeah. Maybe, perhaps. - Yeah, yeah. 18 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:28,653 I think, uh... 19 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:31,569 - Let's make some things disappear... 20 00:01:31,613 --> 00:01:33,528 - Yes, sir. - from the magician's house. 21 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:35,182 - - Yeah. Yes. 22 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:37,227 Yes, very good idea. 23 00:01:37,271 --> 00:01:39,229 - All right. All right. - Get everything in there. 24 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:44,930 - Turkey, check. 25 00:01:44,974 --> 00:01:46,628 Stuffing, check. 26 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:47,803 So what am I forgetting? 27 00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:49,021 - What's for dinner tonight? 28 00:01:49,065 --> 00:01:50,675 - You'll find out if you help me. 29 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:33,256 - You said you'd be coming back. - What can I do? 30 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,127 They don't give us leave, even at Christmas. 31 00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:37,739 - Dad, I can barely see you. - I'm sorry, honey. 32 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:38,957 There's not much signal here. 33 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:42,657 - Why did you have to go work on an oil rig? 34 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,615 - Hey, that's not fair. 35 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:47,705 - Liam, come on. That's no way to treat your sister. 36 00:03:47,749 --> 00:03:49,490 You'll regret that stuff when you're older. 37 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,622 - Okay, my turn now, kids. 38 00:03:52,884 --> 00:03:54,190 - Bye, Dad. - Bye, kids. 39 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,670 Merry Christmas. 40 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:57,411 - Yeah, merry Christmas. 41 00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:04,069 You miss your brother, don't you? 42 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:07,290 Christmas is the worst time of year for... 43 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:13,557 Merry Christmas, sweetheart. 44 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:15,124 - Merry Christmas. 45 00:04:32,881 --> 00:04:34,274 - What are you doing with that? 46 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:35,971 - It's an antique. 47 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:38,060 - It's just an old book. - It might be priceless. 48 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:40,018 - If you want it so bad, then put it in the bag. 49 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:41,542 - I'm gonna put it in the bag. - 50 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,370 What did-- Did you not cut the wires? 51 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:44,980 - I forgot! 52 00:04:45,023 --> 00:04:46,721 - That's burglary 101! - Okay! 53 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:48,331 - Okay! Okay. - Let's get out of here! 54 00:04:51,552 --> 00:04:53,554 - How come we never have any snow? 55 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:55,251 - The last time was 10 years ago. 56 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,340 - Aww. I want snow for Christmas. 57 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:58,994 - Well, sweetie, it's nice to have a dream. 58 00:05:00,474 --> 00:05:02,127 Hello? 59 00:05:02,171 --> 00:05:03,912 The magician's house? 60 00:05:03,955 --> 00:05:06,349 You're kidding me, right? 61 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:08,090 Do you know what day it is? 62 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:10,179 - - Can't Murphy go? 63 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:14,444 Okay. All right. I'll be right there. 64 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:16,446 I knew it. - Don't say it. 65 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:18,492 - You don't call a baby sitter on Christmas Eve! 66 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:20,320 Mom, for sure they'll send a coldblooded killer. 67 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:22,452 Do you wanna find us in pieces in the fridge? 68 00:05:22,496 --> 00:05:24,019 - That's right, Mom. Do you wanna find us 69 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:25,542 in pieces in the fridge? 70 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:27,370 - She won't be a coldblooded killer. 71 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:29,546 And don't you dare call me with your usually baloney stories. 72 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:30,808 - What baloney stories? 73 00:05:30,852 --> 00:05:32,767 It was all true. 74 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:35,335 - The baby-sitter zombie who wanted to eat Olivia? 75 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:38,555 And the one speaking Egyptian with her eyeballs rolled back? 76 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:40,775 - Mom, I swear Olivia was floating in the air and-- 77 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:44,039 - Hi. I need--Yes, merry Christmas to you as well. 78 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:45,388 I need a baby sitter. 79 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:46,868 You usually send me Monica. 80 00:05:46,911 --> 00:05:48,565 - We don't want Monica. 81 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:50,001 - She's not available? 82 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:51,394 - Great. 83 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:53,918 - Beth? Wendy? Julia? 84 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:56,399 None of them? 85 00:05:58,053 --> 00:05:59,141 A new one. 86 00:05:59,184 --> 00:06:01,970 No! A new one, no! 87 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:04,451 - Send me the new one. 88 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:06,235 - - Oh, it's the cops. 89 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:08,237 Grab the bag. I'll find a way out of here. 90 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,239 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. - 91 00:06:10,282 --> 00:06:12,850 - I have it. - 92 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:15,113 - It's a prank. Nobody's a thief on Christmas. 93 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:17,638 - Wrong. Once a thief, always a thief. 94 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:20,423 - If at least Dad were here... - 95 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:23,295 - As soon as I leave, use the door jammer, 96 00:06:23,339 --> 00:06:25,559 and only open up for the baby sitter, okay? 97 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:27,169 - The coldblooded killer? - She's not-- 98 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:28,997 If anything at all should happen, 99 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,346 remember the panic room. 100 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,000 But use the door jammer. 101 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:33,305 - All right, Ma. 102 00:06:33,349 --> 00:06:34,568 - Don't forget. - I won't forget. 103 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:36,874 - Mm. 104 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:42,010 Love you. - 105 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:46,536 - Do we eat the ice cream straight from the container? 106 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:48,799 - We'll drown it in chocolate sauce. 107 00:07:12,823 --> 00:07:14,216 - Cops! Cops. No, no. - Oh, wait. 108 00:07:14,259 --> 00:07:15,478 - No, no. Come on. Over there. 109 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:17,001 - Let's go in here. - Yeah. No, you. 110 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:19,700 Oh, hold on. Hold on. 111 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:21,571 Let me pick the lock. Got the little... 112 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:24,792 - What is it? Okay. - 113 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:26,576 All right. Okay. 114 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:27,838 Oh. Oh. 115 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:30,058 - - Hey! 116 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,109 - - Get up, Frank. 117 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:41,809 Get up. Get off. 118 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:45,769 - You wolf. 119 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:46,770 - Get up. 120 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:53,081 - - My God. 121 00:07:53,124 --> 00:07:54,038 - Now, where are we? 122 00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:58,826 - Who are you? - 123 00:07:58,869 --> 00:08:00,610 Ohh. 124 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:03,091 - I am Frank, and this is Vince. 125 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:04,745 - We should use fake names, you know. 126 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,137 - Yeah, of course, but... 127 00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:08,749 - Cool! They sent Santa to be our baby sitter. 128 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:11,491 - Yes. Yes, we are your baby sitters. 129 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:12,709 - That's right. We work together. 130 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:14,232 - Mm-hmm. We're a team. 131 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:15,538 We're partners in crime. 132 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:17,540 Not crime. I mean, that's an old saying. 133 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,281 - Old saying. - No crime. No crime. 134 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:21,501 - It's just a silly word. - You're not Santa Claus? 135 00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:24,808 - No, I am Santa Claus, but I'm also the baby sitter. 136 00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:27,594 - And I'm an elf. - He's an elf. 137 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:29,944 Oh, ho ho ho. - Wow, how nice. 138 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:31,249 - Hey, honey, please, uh, 139 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,164 you take your hands off of that, because-- 140 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,818 - No, no, no. Merry Christmas. 141 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,777 Merry Christmas, everyone. 142 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:38,909 - How did you get in? - We got in from the-- 143 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:40,520 We came in the front door. 144 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:41,999 - It was locked. - It was locked, 145 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:44,436 but again, I am Santa Claus, and I can come in... 146 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,526 - It's magic. - Let me explain. 147 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:48,528 There's a fire in the fireplace. 148 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:50,486 Normally I come down the chimney, but again-- 149 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,053 - And blow out the fire, like the candles. 150 00:08:52,096 --> 00:08:53,881 - You know what? I was gonna do that. 151 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:56,100 And I thought why not wait 'til the kids are here 152 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:58,712 and put on a little show if I blow out the fire? 153 00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:00,235 'Cause that's what Santa likes to do. 154 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:01,802 - Oh, look at that tree! - Wow! 155 00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:04,152 - Let's go-- Let's go check that out, kids. 156 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:06,371 What time do you guys go to bed? Soon, I hope. 157 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:08,635 - It's time for bed, I think. 158 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:11,333 I don't go to bed. - Really? 159 00:09:11,376 --> 00:09:13,944 - Well, I like to stay awake. 160 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:15,337 - Give me that phone, 161 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:18,601 because I think you probably should not have it. 162 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,385 - Mom gave it to me in case of trouble. 163 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:22,605 - Oh. Where are your mom and dad tonight? 164 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,215 - Dad is on an oil rig. 165 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:25,913 - And Mom went out for a burglary. 166 00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:27,523 - So she's a thief. - No, dummy! 167 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,655 She's a policewoman. 168 00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:30,570 - Oh. 169 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:31,832 - Great! - Okay. 170 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,398 - Good idea, Frank. - Whoa. 171 00:09:33,442 --> 00:09:35,313 Ho ho, man. 172 00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:37,620 Wow. Tell you what, we know a lot of cops, 173 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:40,667 and your mom is by far the most attractive. 174 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,583 - - Hmm. 175 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:49,806 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hmm. 176 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:52,809 - Listen, uh, you little kids. - Mm-hmm. 177 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:54,550 - You happen to have any whiskey around here? 178 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,030 'Cause I need it for baby sitting. 179 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:58,423 - There's water. Anyway, the name's Liam. 180 00:09:58,467 --> 00:10:00,077 "Hello, young man. What's your name?" 181 00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:02,645 Never heard of it? It's baby sitting 101. 182 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,865 - Yeah. Yeah, Liam. 183 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,562 Listen, you're right. 184 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,695 He doesn't need whiskey while he's working. 185 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,914 But he does need something to take the edge off. 186 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:13,569 Fill a glass about that full, and bring it to my friend. 187 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,485 - And my name is Olivia. 188 00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,182 How sweet. 189 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,667 - Well, Olivia, you like those two guys? 190 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:27,409 - They're the best. Santa Claus! 191 00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:29,716 - Yeah, right. Santa Claus. 192 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,241 - Here's the deal, Vince. - 193 00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:36,244 'Til the dust settles, we gotta play along. 194 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:39,856 So from this moment on, we are the baby sitters. 195 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,336 All right? 196 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,599 We're not gonna be tying these kids up, okay? 197 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,819 - That's kidnapping. - Hmm. 198 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:49,474 - And maybe you should stop stealing stuff from here. 199 00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,310 - Kids okay? 200 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:01,748 - Hope so. 201 00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:04,881 - Come on. Let's go down here. - Yeah. 202 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,757 - Here's your water. 203 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,323 - Oh. Oh. 204 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,760 Oh, well, nice kids. 205 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,805 - Boy, that's--that's-- - Got your water. 206 00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,154 - Take your water. - Thank you. 207 00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:18,721 Uh, thank you so much. I really need it. 208 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,941 - Thank you. - Okay. 209 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,943 - Mm-hmm. - So what's your plan? 210 00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:23,944 - Let's read this. 211 00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,510 - The plan is--Oh, honey, 212 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,121 oh, oh, don't-- 213 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:29,471 What--Oh. 214 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,125 Well, this, uh... 215 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:33,127 - - This-- 216 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,345 This is- 217 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:36,478 - This is a book. - Read! Read! 218 00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:38,523 Uh, l-let's watch TV. 219 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:39,916 I mean, let's be honest. 220 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,744 - I don't watch TV. I play on it. 221 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:42,832 You feel like it, Olivia? 222 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:45,226 - - Okay! 223 00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:46,401 Holy moly! 224 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:47,968 Okay, I'll read. 225 00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:50,187 - There ain't no way out of here. Hmm? 226 00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,581 - Well, that's good, 'cause I gotta read this book. 227 00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:56,890 Okay, here we go. Well, um... 228 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,108 uh... 229 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:00,807 - There. - I knew that. 230 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,634 I knew it was upside down. 231 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:06,464 It's a story about, uh, friends in the attic, 232 00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:08,466 which doesn't seem very Christmassy. 233 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,077 - Seems a little-- - What are you talking about? 234 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,731 It says, "Arctic Friends." 235 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:12,819 - "Arctic." 236 00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,559 - - Read. Read! 237 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,083 - Does it? 238 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,954 - - What a drag, a book. 239 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:21,523 You got any firecrackers in that bag? Weapons? Grenades? 240 00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,656 What's wrong with you, son? 241 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:25,962 It's Christmas Eve. 242 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,747 Have a seat, kids. 243 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:28,704 Have a seat. 244 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:35,363 Wow. 245 00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,669 Where are we? Alabama? 246 00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:40,760 No, that's an arctic fox. His name is Swifty. 247 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,065 - Mm-hmm. 248 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:44,502 - And his name is P.B. 249 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:45,634 "Perfect Burglar." 250 00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,984 It stands for "Polar Bear." 251 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,638 - Another fox, Jade. 252 00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,858 What a cutie that Jade the fox is. 253 00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,337 Birdies! 254 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:54,991 - No, honey. They're penguins. 255 00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,340 - Actually they're puffins. 256 00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,516 There aren't any penguins in the Arctic. 257 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,128 They're moving! Yes, like an iPod. 258 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:04,044 - He's a walrus, Otto. I don't like him one little bit. 259 00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:07,221 - Hmm. I don't mind this walrus. He looks sleek. 260 00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:08,744 Read the full story. Book! 261 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,051 Yeah, the last one. It's almost bedtime. 262 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,096 What are you talking about? It's still early. 263 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,838 Early? Usually I'm already sleepy by this time. 264 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:18,841 What are you, a chicken? What is this place? 265 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,277 It's a package delivery office. 266 00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:22,845 Hmm? - 267 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,325 They're obviously friends. 268 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:26,893 But what do Swifty and P.B. do for a living? 269 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,156 Ah, they deliver packages. 270 00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:31,071 Ugh. Looks tiring. 271 00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:32,855 Shh. Let's see what happens. 272 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,552 They look like a cool couple. 273 00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:36,685 They work, eat, and go to sleep. 274 00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:38,426 Swifty's small like me. 275 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:42,038 Yeah, and he can barely hold the packages. 276 00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:44,475 - It reminds me of Calgary back in '96. 277 00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,129 We escaped by dog sled, 278 00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,392 which took us to the jewelry store, where-- 279 00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,133 - How come you were escaping? 280 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:52,527 - We were just playing cops and robbers. 281 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,882 He'll never do it. The sled is way too heavy. 282 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:08,499 Whoa! 283 00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:09,500 Oh, no! - 284 00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,111 - Kids, always avoid work. 285 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,896 Back in Dallas in '94, I worked in a hotel, 286 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,724 and it was hell. 287 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:20,294 Swifty, he's just like Vince's fox. 288 00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:21,861 Well, yeah. 289 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,385 Yeah, there might be a slight resemblance. 290 00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,691 - Doesn't look like him one bit. - 291 00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,693 Didn't even look at him. - 292 00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:35,918 First package delivered. 293 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,877 It's great when you finish a job. 294 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,226 - Ah-choo! Ugh. 295 00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:41,054 Looks like the baby sitter that came last time. 296 00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,665 Aw, gross. Why doesn't she blow her nose? 297 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:47,060 I told you she was really dirty, like Amanda. 298 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:51,412 Wow. Dodged it by a hair. How gross. 299 00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,240 What super luck. 300 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,593 I don't mind this story, 301 00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,203 but this goat is disgusting. 302 00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,292 She reminds me of Vince when he gets a cold. 303 00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:06,296 I know how to write my name, too, 304 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:10,648 but at my age, Liam didn't even know how to sing. 305 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:11,954 Is it true, son? 306 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:12,955 No, I could sing. 307 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,917 Ugh, that's gross. 308 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,093 - Heh. Look at--look at how ugly that big, old goat is. 309 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:23,270 You never tell anybody that he's ugly. 310 00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:27,578 Mommy says who is ugly to others can be beautiful to some. 311 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,146 - So young and wise. 312 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,322 You're a real sweetheart. you know that? 313 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:35,021 Mark the words of Uncle Frank. 314 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,807 "Uncle Frank." 315 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,291 Aha. 316 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,989 I wonder who he has to deliver the second package to. 317 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,686 It's Jade. 318 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,298 She's a pretty good mechanic for being a, uh-- 319 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,864 I mean a fox. 320 00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,390 - Hmm? - 321 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,483 - When I grow up, 322 00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:04,050 I want to be like her. 323 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,181 A fox? 324 00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:06,835 No, an engineer. 325 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:09,011 - How sweet. 326 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,491 They're in love. 327 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:13,015 Blecch. You're such a baby. 328 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,625 Lady Big Girl has spoken. 329 00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,018 Kids, be good. 330 00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,935 Hmm. Hmm. 331 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,024 This icky stuff grosses me out. 332 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,591 It's not icky stuff. 333 00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,767 Mommy said we shouldn't be ashamed of our feelings. 334 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,899 - I'm not ashamed. It's that being in love is silly. 335 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:30,598 All right. 'Cause, anyway, I know you like her. 336 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,751 Now whose turn is it? 337 00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,623 Swifty has a ton of packages. 338 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,407 He has half the town to deliver to. 339 00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,583 Ugh. So tiring. 340 00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:02,673 He should find an easier job, like mine. 341 00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,066 Baby sitting is easier? 342 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,546 - Um, sure. 343 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,287 Especially with kids like you, 344 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,637 who go to bed when the baby sitter says so. 345 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,031 We are not sleepy at all. 346 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,858 Okay. 347 00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,251 A little more time then. 348 00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,515 Uh-oh. Something's fishy here. 349 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,301 I have to say 350 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:24,434 that these puffins are cute, but I don't trust them. 351 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,482 Well, in the meantime, 352 00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,092 I'm starting to like these little guys. 353 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,181 Hey, the puffins want to steal the package. 354 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,226 - That's why I like them. 355 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:34,749 It's not right. 356 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,098 You shouldn't ever steal. 357 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:39,101 Swifty works so hard to deliver the packages, 358 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,582 and these puffins only want to annoy him. 359 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:44,019 No, not at all. They only want to have some fun. 360 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,368 Poor Swifty. 361 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,370 As I said, he should change jobs. 362 00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:49,590 Come on, Swifty. Fight back. 363 00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,683 Oh, the package broke because of the bad birds. 364 00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:59,208 - Hmm. This is a really fantastic book, Liam. 365 00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:02,820 Where are we? 366 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,996 That looks like a frozen Alcatraz. 367 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,869 Oh, boy. I'm starting to feel tired. 368 00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:09,088 What about you kids? 369 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,568 No, this story's too cool. 370 00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,483 I think Otto's the bad guy. 371 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,137 - Bad guys are the best, 372 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,618 because they get straight to business. 373 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:21,665 Well, who decides who's bad and who's good anyway? 374 00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:22,666 Uh... 375 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,453 - Ah-ah-ah-ah. - Hmm? 376 00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:31,240 Ah-ah. The package was for him. 377 00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:32,415 - Serves him right. - 378 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,375 - Who's that?! 379 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,072 You expecting someone? 380 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,943 - The baby sitter, but that's you, right? 381 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,293 - Yeah, yeah, we're the baby sitters. 382 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,164 But you know what? I'm gonna get that, 383 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,818 because, ahem, there's a lot 384 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:46,951 of scary people out there on Christmas Eve. 385 00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:50,303 You guys sit right here. Okay. 386 00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,001 All right. 387 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,052 Hello. 388 00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:02,402 - I'm the baby sitter. 389 00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:03,881 - No, we are the baby sitters. 390 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,361 - Yeah, we-- we got it covered, so... 391 00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,015 - W-We're good. - Good evening. 392 00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,452 - Fine. It's $200. 393 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:10,888 - That seems reasonable. - Sure. 394 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,586 - Yeah, that's fine. You know what? 395 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:15,502 We're gonna double it 'cause it's Christmas Eve. 396 00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:17,591 Have a good... night. 397 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,288 - Santa, you pay me now. 398 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:21,203 - Right now? - Love--I'd love to, 399 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,162 but we don't have any, um-- 400 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,076 - Do you have pockets? - No, I have no pockets. 401 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,774 - He's wearing tights. We have no money. 402 00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,732 We'll pay you tomorrow for sure. I promise. 403 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,431 - I'm dressed an an elf, okay? - Yeah, he is, and I'm Santa. 404 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:34,042 - Uh, sorry, Santa. That's not a good idea. 405 00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,739 - It's the only idea. - Get out of here. 406 00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,393 - Yeah, get out, please. Leave the neighborhood. 407 00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:39,743 - Unreasonable. Please pay me now. 408 00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:42,311 - I'm not gonna pay you now, okay?! 409 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,705 Do you hate Santa Claus? 410 00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:47,534 You're terrible. You're a terrible person. 411 00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:48,970 - Bye! - Stay out of my house, please! 412 00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,235 - Okay. - Who was it? 413 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:55,585 - Oh, it was a noise complaint about my reindeer. 414 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,239 - We didn't hear them. - Yeah, I know, 415 00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,502 'cause I made 'em... be quiet. 416 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:02,853 - Listen, I'm so hungry. 417 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,246 Is there anything to eat around here? 418 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,508 - Fridge is full. - Really? 419 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:06,814 - All right. Thanks, then. 420 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:08,032 - That's wonderful. - All right. 421 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,774 All right, let's go. Okay. 422 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,863 - Okay. - All right, here we go. 423 00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:15,126 We have any hot dogs? - 424 00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:18,521 - - Let's see what they got here. 425 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,915 Oh. 426 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,699 Oh. Hmm. 427 00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:29,271 - Oh. - Mmm. Mmm. 428 00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:33,275 We better get back in there before they get suspicious. 429 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,276 Bite? 430 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,191 - No, thank you. - Okay. 431 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,497 Hmm. 432 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,330 Yes! Another story! 433 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,723 - Fine. I read this one, and then you go to sleep. 434 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:49,117 No way. Let's see what happens. 435 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,510 Jade is reading a book. 436 00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:52,599 So we are reading a book 437 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:54,296 about someone reading a book. 438 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:55,384 Kind of philosophical 439 00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:57,691 and the perfect story for bedtime. 440 00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,214 Oh, the poor boy. 441 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,956 Shouldn't ever eat fast. Mommy always says so. 442 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:04,045 Oh, cool. They taught us that move in school. 443 00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:06,482 Now I can save anyone who's choking. 444 00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:11,226 - You know, books kept me great company 445 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,229 when I was in prison-- I mean the hospital. 446 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,622 Hmm. 447 00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,276 - How long were you stuck in there? 448 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,755 - Phew. A long time. 449 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:22,498 You know, I was a very sickly child. 450 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,195 - What was wrong with you? 451 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:29,375 It's called chronic robberitis. 452 00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:30,767 - Did it hurt? 453 00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:34,641 - Well, uh, only when the doctors noticed me. 454 00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:36,469 - Did your elf buddy help you in the hospital? 455 00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:37,992 - Well-- 456 00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:41,822 No. You know, that's the thing about life, hon. 457 00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:44,215 Sometimes you're on your own. 458 00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:47,175 - Aren't you two doing everything together? 459 00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:49,351 - Uh-- 460 00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:51,571 Not unless I can't find anything better. 461 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,139 Swifty's only nervous. 462 00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:57,925 The fact is he likes Jade. 463 00:21:57,968 --> 00:22:01,232 He doesn't know how to tell her, so he becomes a pain, 464 00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:03,539 like Liam when I want to do my homework. 465 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,933 - It's not me being a pain. It's you being boring, 466 00:22:05,976 --> 00:22:08,370 the most boring younger sister on planet Earth. 467 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:11,852 - That's not true. It's only because I like to go to school. 468 00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:13,027 - Exactly! 469 00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:14,376 - Kids, don't get excited. 470 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:15,899 You're supposed to fall asleep soon. 471 00:22:15,943 --> 00:22:17,466 And you shouldn't like school. 472 00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:19,686 See? Also the baby sitter says so. 473 00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:22,210 That's such an awful thing to say. 474 00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:24,517 No kid likes school. That's the way it is. 475 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,606 But anyway, don't tell your mother I said that. 476 00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:28,216 You're such a cool baby sitter. 477 00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:29,826 - Well, thank you. 478 00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:34,265 Hmm. 479 00:22:41,272 --> 00:22:42,230 - Hmm. 480 00:22:42,273 --> 00:22:44,537 - - Hmm? Hmm? 481 00:22:49,803 --> 00:22:52,675 Uh-oh. Looks like Swifty messed up again. 482 00:22:52,719 --> 00:22:54,373 Oh, my God. Is it gonna explode? 483 00:22:58,812 --> 00:23:01,510 - Hmph. Hmph! - 484 00:23:01,554 --> 00:23:03,164 Now you see? She sent him packing. 485 00:23:03,207 --> 00:23:04,818 Nah, she's just a bit angry 486 00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:07,342 with all the ruckus he made, but she likes him, too. 487 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,823 It's just that sometimes you need to be strict. 488 00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:11,868 - Now you talk like Mom. - And I think she's right. 489 00:23:11,912 --> 00:23:14,088 - It's a real shame that Swifty and Jade hate each other. 490 00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:16,264 - They really like each other. 491 00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:19,876 - If he likes her so much, why doesn't he just kiss her 492 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,138 and get it over with? 493 00:23:21,182 --> 00:23:23,706 - Oh, Vince, ever the romantic, you. 494 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:27,884 - The book scared her. 495 00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:30,017 Finally a little suspense. 496 00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:31,801 I really like scary stories. 497 00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:33,499 Then why are you shaking like a leaf? 498 00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:34,978 - I'm not shaking. 499 00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:37,024 Gah! 500 00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:38,721 Frank, I'm scared. 501 00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:40,288 - Oh, no, sweetheart. Uncle Frank is here. 502 00:23:40,331 --> 00:23:42,377 Don't worry. You should just relax, 503 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,510 - close your eyes-- Aah! 504 00:23:44,553 --> 00:23:45,989 - What a fright. - 505 00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:47,295 Eh? Oh. 506 00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:51,473 Oh? 507 00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,388 Ah, it's Jade. 508 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,086 Of course. Because even if sometimes you argue, 509 00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:57,740 when you love each other, 510 00:23:57,784 --> 00:23:59,916 it's always best to stick together, like us. 511 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,222 And you, too, Uncle Frank. 512 00:24:02,832 --> 00:24:05,487 - True, sweetheart. If only you could fall asleep. 513 00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:10,840 - I bet you're drawing that stupid fox again, ain't ya? 514 00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:12,799 - It's not Swifty. It's you. 515 00:24:12,842 --> 00:24:14,540 - It is? 516 00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:16,063 - Yeah. - Let me see that. 517 00:24:19,327 --> 00:24:21,111 Looks like a little kid drew it. 518 00:24:21,155 --> 00:24:22,591 Like someone even younger than you. 519 00:24:23,853 --> 00:24:25,115 - It doesn't matter, 520 00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:26,856 'cause I know you're good. 521 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:28,728 - You know I'm good? 522 00:24:28,771 --> 00:24:30,991 Well, now, I don't think anybody's ever said 523 00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:33,733 anything that nice to me in my whole life. 524 00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:35,778 Thank you, sweetie. 525 00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:37,737 - Let me sing a lullaby. 526 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:39,216 ♪ The bars are all clos-- 527 00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:41,305 - No! I want another story! 528 00:24:41,349 --> 00:24:43,525 - Okay then. 529 00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:44,961 Another story, it is. 530 00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:46,049 Okay, Santa. 531 00:24:46,093 --> 00:24:47,268 - Here we go. 532 00:24:48,399 --> 00:24:49,966 But this is the last one, okay? 533 00:24:50,010 --> 00:24:51,272 - Maybe. 534 00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:53,579 - I'll take that maybe for a yes, okay? 535 00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:55,102 - Maybe. 536 00:24:55,145 --> 00:24:56,973 - Oh, you are definitely smart children. 537 00:24:58,279 --> 00:24:59,976 Jade gave 'em a new sled. 538 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,587 I told you she was in love. 539 00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:03,850 Cool. I want a sled like that, too. 540 00:25:03,893 --> 00:25:05,547 Wow. It would be super fun. 541 00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:08,115 Wow. Way to go, Swifty. He ripped it off. 542 00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:09,290 No, you don't steal, 543 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,292 especially not from friends. 544 00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:13,860 Well, not from friends, for sure. 545 00:25:13,903 --> 00:25:16,297 Whatever. I want a sled, too, for going to school. 546 00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:18,342 Too bad there's never any snow here. 547 00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:20,823 Hmph. Hmph. 548 00:25:22,172 --> 00:25:23,086 Ah. 549 00:25:24,174 --> 00:25:26,002 Mm. Ha ha. 550 00:25:27,656 --> 00:25:30,050 Boo. How slow P.B.'s going. 551 00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:32,313 Yeah, so slow. 552 00:25:32,356 --> 00:25:34,141 Oh, makes me fall asleep. 553 00:25:34,184 --> 00:25:35,446 What about you guys? 554 00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:36,447 No! 555 00:25:36,491 --> 00:25:38,406 Ah. 556 00:25:42,410 --> 00:25:44,543 - Eh? Eh? - 557 00:25:47,371 --> 00:25:48,895 Who's she now? Hmm. 558 00:25:48,938 --> 00:25:50,418 Reminds me of someone. 559 00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:52,115 To me, as well. 560 00:25:52,159 --> 00:25:54,161 My Aunt Claudetilda, she was really unpleasant. 561 00:25:54,204 --> 00:25:56,729 I don't like those puffins one little bit. 562 00:25:56,772 --> 00:25:58,513 They surely want to play some prank. 563 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:01,298 Well, maybe they're just nice people, 564 00:26:01,342 --> 00:26:02,952 nice, happy people. 565 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:05,955 Aww. 566 00:26:11,831 --> 00:26:12,788 Meh. 567 00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:17,488 Hey, where's she going? 568 00:26:17,532 --> 00:26:19,926 A wig? But then it was Otto! 569 00:26:19,969 --> 00:26:20,927 I hate wigs. 570 00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:23,059 I wore one in Columbus for a-- 571 00:26:23,103 --> 00:26:25,105 uh, I mean, for Halloween. 572 00:26:25,148 --> 00:26:27,194 I'll never wear another one. 573 00:26:27,237 --> 00:26:28,412 Huh. 574 00:26:31,067 --> 00:26:32,721 - That's Liam's. For Halloween, 575 00:26:32,765 --> 00:26:34,157 he dressed up like a Barbie zombie. 576 00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:35,724 - You have to tell everybody this story, huh? 577 00:26:35,768 --> 00:26:36,943 Mm-hmm. 578 00:26:38,031 --> 00:26:38,945 Hmm. 579 00:26:40,555 --> 00:26:42,470 Whew. 580 00:26:43,819 --> 00:26:45,255 - - Well, well, well. 581 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,046 Hey, kids, run upstairs, 582 00:26:53,089 --> 00:26:55,135 and see if my reindeer are making noise on the roof. 583 00:26:55,178 --> 00:26:56,571 Go, go, go. Go. 584 00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:06,537 Nobody's home. 585 00:27:13,544 --> 00:27:15,503 - What are you doing now? 586 00:27:15,546 --> 00:27:16,939 - Too blond? I know. 587 00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:18,506 Brunette would make me look--look thinner. 588 00:27:18,549 --> 00:27:20,943 I know it's risky, 589 00:27:20,987 --> 00:27:22,902 'cause Mom's a cop, too, 590 00:27:22,945 --> 00:27:26,209 but I don't want to get beaten up on Christmas Eve. 591 00:27:26,253 --> 00:27:27,428 Wow. 592 00:27:27,471 --> 00:27:28,690 Nice tights. 593 00:27:30,518 --> 00:27:32,651 - Hmm. 594 00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:35,958 Things are getting worse. 595 00:27:36,002 --> 00:27:38,569 - - Hey! Hey! 596 00:27:38,613 --> 00:27:40,702 What are you doing back here?! 597 00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:42,661 - First Santa, now a woman. 598 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:43,966 - I'm not Santa! 599 00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:46,360 That Santa's in there! I'm a woman! 600 00:27:46,403 --> 00:27:48,667 - Hey, you, pay our sister. 601 00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:51,060 - Get out of here. You, I gave you a chance. 602 00:27:51,104 --> 00:27:52,583 I tried to be reasonable! 603 00:27:52,627 --> 00:27:53,759 You guys are losers! 604 00:27:53,802 --> 00:27:54,803 I'm not paying you... 605 00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:57,545 Cop! Hey! 606 00:27:57,588 --> 00:28:00,896 Help. Help. They're-- They're trying to beat me up. 607 00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:03,116 There they go! Officer! Officer! 608 00:28:03,159 --> 00:28:05,901 - Everything okay, ma'am? - No, it's not okay. 609 00:28:05,945 --> 00:28:07,729 - There were two of 'em, right? - These guys-- 610 00:28:07,773 --> 00:28:09,470 - Dressed like Santa Claus and an elf? 611 00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:12,473 - Three! There's three! - Three? 612 00:28:12,516 --> 00:28:15,606 - These guys are trying to beat me up! 613 00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:17,739 - Go--Go inside, ma'am. 614 00:28:17,783 --> 00:28:19,045 Lock the door. 615 00:28:19,088 --> 00:28:20,524 - I'm gonna lock the door. 616 00:28:20,568 --> 00:28:22,396 I'm gonna come down and tell you all about it. 617 00:28:22,439 --> 00:28:23,397 You won't believe it. Okay. 618 00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:27,880 - Hey-- 619 00:28:27,923 --> 00:28:28,968 - What do you think you're doing?! 620 00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:30,143 - Don't worry. I got it. 621 00:28:30,186 --> 00:28:31,405 - You're not gonna open the door! 622 00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:32,928 - Yeah, I am-- - No, you're not! 623 00:28:32,972 --> 00:28:34,538 - There's a cop out there! - I know. I called him. 624 00:28:34,582 --> 00:28:35,757 - You're not going out there. You're crazy. 625 00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:36,802 - Okay. Oh, who's that? 626 00:28:36,845 --> 00:28:38,238 - Okay. Hey. - I don't know. 627 00:28:38,281 --> 00:28:40,980 - Ma'am, are you a relative of Emma's? 628 00:28:41,023 --> 00:28:42,590 - No. I'm the baby sitter. 629 00:28:42,633 --> 00:28:44,505 - Are the kids okay? - Yeah, the kids are fine. 630 00:28:44,548 --> 00:28:46,768 Okay, I know you think you're looking for two men. 631 00:28:46,812 --> 00:28:48,944 Well, there's a third one, and it's a woman, okay? 632 00:28:48,988 --> 00:28:50,816 And she's the ringleader, and she's awful, 633 00:28:50,859 --> 00:28:52,600 so you gotta get her, okay? 634 00:28:52,643 --> 00:28:53,775 - Okay, ma'am. We--We got this. 635 00:28:53,819 --> 00:28:54,950 - Okay. Okay, I will. - Lock the door. 636 00:28:54,994 --> 00:28:56,256 - All right. 637 00:28:56,299 --> 00:28:57,692 - To all units, thieves headed northeast-- 638 00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:00,086 - You gotta get out there and get her right now! 639 00:29:00,129 --> 00:29:02,479 Don't lollygag! Go! Go! Go! 640 00:29:02,523 --> 00:29:03,437 - To all units... 641 00:29:05,352 --> 00:29:06,396 - Okay. 642 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,615 - What is wrong with you?! 643 00:29:07,658 --> 00:29:08,834 - It's personal, Vince. 644 00:29:08,877 --> 00:29:10,096 - I don't care. - I do. 645 00:29:10,139 --> 00:29:11,532 You want a hot dog? Come on. 646 00:29:11,575 --> 00:29:13,229 - Yes, I do. - All right. 647 00:29:15,188 --> 00:29:16,755 - Thieves headed northeast. - Let's go. 648 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,974 The sooner we nab 'em, the sooner we can get back home. 649 00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:20,323 - Okay. 650 00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:21,411 - Listen, the baby sitter, 651 00:29:21,455 --> 00:29:23,196 the cops, out of the picture, 652 00:29:23,239 --> 00:29:25,067 so let's take the bag and get out of here. 653 00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:26,068 - Let's do it. - Okay? 654 00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:27,330 - Okay. Okay. - All right. 655 00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:30,681 On your way out? 656 00:29:30,725 --> 00:29:32,814 - Oh, hey. 657 00:29:32,858 --> 00:29:34,729 Um, no. 658 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,383 No, of course not, no. 659 00:29:36,426 --> 00:29:39,212 Uh, I'm just moving the bag. 660 00:29:39,255 --> 00:29:40,866 I'm just moving the bag over here. 661 00:29:40,909 --> 00:29:43,259 That--That's what I'm doing, see? 662 00:29:43,303 --> 00:29:45,479 I just thought, a better place for it there. 663 00:29:45,522 --> 00:29:46,785 I'm just moving the bag. 664 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:53,226 So, uh, we would never leave you guys alone. 665 00:29:53,269 --> 00:29:55,010 Come on. 666 00:29:55,054 --> 00:29:57,708 That'd be a bad baby sitter to do something like that. 667 00:29:57,752 --> 00:29:59,841 - Can you read us another story? 668 00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:01,712 - You know, Santa Claus can do that, 669 00:30:01,756 --> 00:30:04,715 and he's gonna be right back in five minutes, 670 00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:06,761 and he'll read you another story, okay? 671 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,894 I-I promise. Yeah. 672 00:30:08,937 --> 00:30:11,113 I see you got that phone there, pal. 673 00:30:11,157 --> 00:30:12,332 I know what you're thinking. 674 00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:15,857 Don't call your mom, 'kay? 675 00:30:15,901 --> 00:30:17,685 No calling Mom. 676 00:30:17,728 --> 00:30:22,342 Because she'll be mad, and she won't pay me, maybe. 677 00:30:22,385 --> 00:30:23,691 Can you imagine? 678 00:30:23,734 --> 00:30:26,650 A-And you'd get me in trouble, okay? 679 00:30:26,694 --> 00:30:30,002 So don't--don't call her. 680 00:30:30,045 --> 00:30:32,047 Pal? Can we do that, Liam? 681 00:30:32,091 --> 00:30:34,571 Yeah, you know, call 'em? Call her? 682 00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:36,573 So listen. I'm just gonna-- You know what? 683 00:30:36,617 --> 00:30:40,360 I think--So, you know, I'm gonna put it back over here. 684 00:30:40,403 --> 00:30:42,101 All right? Okay? 685 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:48,803 - We gotta get the phone off of that kid. 686 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,500 - Yeah, we do. Then we gotta get-- 687 00:30:50,544 --> 00:30:52,111 - And you're running around dressed like a woman... 688 00:30:52,154 --> 00:30:53,547 - Well... - acting like a nutcase. 689 00:30:53,590 --> 00:30:55,592 Not helping anything at all, Frank. 690 00:30:55,636 --> 00:30:57,899 - We just--We just gotta get out of here, man. 691 00:30:57,943 --> 00:30:59,509 - He's gonna call his mother, 692 00:30:59,553 --> 00:31:01,685 and they're gonna catch up to us, 693 00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:03,600 and we're both going back in the clink. 694 00:31:03,644 --> 00:31:06,212 - Okay, so what is the plan? 695 00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:11,347 - You sit on the couch and read your magic book. 696 00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:12,392 - Yeah. - Okay? 697 00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:14,176 And I'm gonna find the phone. 698 00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:16,178 - All right. Did you like the book? 699 00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:18,093 - No, I don't like the book. 700 00:31:18,137 --> 00:31:20,748 Maybe we can read it in prison. 701 00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:23,272 - Maybe you could read in prison. Okay. 702 00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:24,491 Hey, guys. 703 00:31:24,534 --> 00:31:26,972 Okay. All righty. Here we go. 704 00:31:27,015 --> 00:31:29,409 Okay, let's-- 705 00:31:29,452 --> 00:31:30,976 Back to the book. 706 00:31:31,019 --> 00:31:33,761 Ah. Ooh. 707 00:31:33,804 --> 00:31:35,632 Good times. 708 00:31:41,116 --> 00:31:44,511 Wow, a video game. Blehh! 709 00:31:44,554 --> 00:31:46,252 You don't know what you're missing. 710 00:31:46,295 --> 00:31:47,644 Video games are a blast. 711 00:31:47,688 --> 00:31:49,559 I'd rather have a friend like P.B. 712 00:31:49,603 --> 00:31:50,952 True. Friends are important. 713 00:31:50,996 --> 00:31:52,954 Look at me and Vince. We just love each other. 714 00:31:52,998 --> 00:31:54,608 It doesn't look like he loves you. 715 00:31:54,651 --> 00:31:56,131 Oh, yes, he does. 716 00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:57,306 In his own way. 717 00:31:59,221 --> 00:32:01,876 Call him a friend? He ripped off his console. 718 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,270 He didn't steal it. He only wanted to try it. 719 00:32:04,313 --> 00:32:06,359 In fact, "stealing" is such an ugly word. 720 00:32:06,402 --> 00:32:07,926 Let's say that some people 721 00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:10,015 just want to try someone else's stuff. 722 00:32:10,058 --> 00:32:12,017 To me, it looks like he really stole it. 723 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:14,367 P.B. doesn't steal. And you know why? 724 00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:16,195 No. Tell me. 725 00:32:16,238 --> 00:32:18,762 Because only sad and lonely people steal. 726 00:32:18,806 --> 00:32:21,026 That's what Mommy always says. 727 00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:22,679 Ah, look at this. 728 00:32:22,723 --> 00:32:26,466 Wow, let's just get absorbed in this fantastic story. 729 00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:28,033 Oh, but not too much, 730 00:32:28,076 --> 00:32:30,165 because we have to go to bed afterwards, remember? 731 00:32:30,209 --> 00:32:33,212 But now they shouldn't be fighting 732 00:32:33,255 --> 00:32:34,474 over a video game. 733 00:32:34,517 --> 00:32:35,823 That's right. 734 00:32:35,866 --> 00:32:37,781 There are better reasons to fight. 735 00:32:37,825 --> 00:32:40,567 No, there is never a good reason to fight. 736 00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:42,351 Well, I would do it, too. 737 00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:46,138 Hmph. Eh? 738 00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:49,576 Ah. 739 00:32:49,619 --> 00:32:52,448 Hey, P.B., that's no way to behave. 740 00:32:52,492 --> 00:32:55,364 Liam is obsessed with video games. 741 00:32:55,408 --> 00:32:58,019 - Video games are so stupid. - True. 742 00:32:58,063 --> 00:33:00,804 - That's because you've never played Intergalactic Monsters. 743 00:33:00,848 --> 00:33:01,805 - Is it fun? 744 00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:03,851 - Really cool. Super cool. 745 00:33:03,894 --> 00:33:05,679 - Hmm. Really? 746 00:33:05,722 --> 00:33:07,376 - You bet. Look. 747 00:33:11,511 --> 00:33:13,861 Fishing rod. Who would ever come up with the idea 748 00:33:13,904 --> 00:33:15,384 of stealing with a fishing rod? 749 00:33:15,428 --> 00:33:16,951 Yeah. Right? 750 00:33:25,090 --> 00:33:26,091 - Hey. 751 00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:27,962 - No. 752 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:29,877 - Ohh. - 753 00:33:35,491 --> 00:33:37,841 Oh, no. Look how they're bickering. 754 00:33:37,885 --> 00:33:39,887 Come on. Don't be like that. 755 00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:40,975 You love each other. 756 00:33:46,894 --> 00:33:49,549 It's useless to be greedy. 757 00:33:49,592 --> 00:33:50,985 Right, Uncle Frank? 758 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,161 Yes, honey. That's so true. 759 00:33:53,205 --> 00:33:54,858 Yeah, but Swifty has to come up 760 00:33:54,902 --> 00:33:56,208 with something smarter to fool him. 761 00:33:56,251 --> 00:33:57,426 - No way. 762 00:34:00,603 --> 00:34:02,344 - Hmm. 763 00:34:02,388 --> 00:34:04,129 Eh? 764 00:34:04,172 --> 00:34:05,521 - Uh... - Whoa! 765 00:34:05,565 --> 00:34:08,220 - - That's what good friends do. 766 00:34:08,263 --> 00:34:09,830 - Hmm? 767 00:34:09,873 --> 00:34:12,615 There. Good thing Jade took it. 768 00:34:12,659 --> 00:34:14,922 This way, they'll stop bickering. 769 00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:15,923 Hmm? 770 00:34:27,369 --> 00:34:28,501 - And then we'll-- 771 00:34:28,544 --> 00:34:30,503 No. No. 772 00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:35,551 Okay. 773 00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:47,650 Now who's playing with it? 774 00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:50,392 When two dogs fight, the third runs away with the bone. 775 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:53,700 Wait. 776 00:34:53,743 --> 00:34:55,832 Aw, come on. 777 00:34:56,964 --> 00:34:59,445 Okay, let's read another one. 778 00:34:59,488 --> 00:35:00,881 Yeah. 779 00:35:00,924 --> 00:35:01,925 - Hmm. 780 00:35:01,969 --> 00:35:03,884 Hmm? 781 00:35:03,927 --> 00:35:05,929 What a nice house Swifty has. 782 00:35:07,061 --> 00:35:08,976 Mmm. Muffins are delicious. 783 00:35:09,019 --> 00:35:10,934 Especially the blueberry ones. 784 00:35:10,978 --> 00:35:12,893 Oh, yes. Muffins are delicious. 785 00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:14,112 - The doorbell. 786 00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:16,288 - Who can it be? - 787 00:35:18,942 --> 00:35:20,379 Hmm? Hmm? 788 00:35:22,468 --> 00:35:23,773 - Puffins? 789 00:35:23,817 --> 00:35:25,993 Swifty, they're right behind you. 790 00:35:26,036 --> 00:35:27,734 Uh-oh. They got inside. 791 00:35:27,777 --> 00:35:30,128 Now they'll surely get into some mischief. 792 00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:31,477 Always watch your back, guys. 793 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,044 It's the first rule of a-a thief-- 794 00:35:34,088 --> 00:35:35,481 Well, it's a general rule. 795 00:35:35,524 --> 00:35:36,917 - Aww! Goodbye, breakfast. 796 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,136 Poor Swifty. 797 00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:40,050 They're stealing from him again. 798 00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:41,791 I told you the puffins are bad. 799 00:35:41,835 --> 00:35:43,924 Or do you think it's only because they feel lonely? 800 00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:45,969 Maybe Otto never feeds them 801 00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:47,580 and they're only hungry. 802 00:35:47,623 --> 00:35:50,322 Yeah. Yeah, that's possible. 803 00:35:50,365 --> 00:35:52,237 What a mess. 804 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,891 You'll see the puffins coming out on top this time. 805 00:35:56,980 --> 00:35:59,244 Come on. Show 'em your stuff, Swifty. 806 00:36:02,029 --> 00:36:04,553 No, the bad guys are never intelligent. 807 00:36:04,597 --> 00:36:05,511 Mm... 808 00:36:06,642 --> 00:36:07,600 - Hey. 809 00:36:20,787 --> 00:36:22,441 They got distracted. 810 00:36:22,484 --> 00:36:23,790 Yeah, they did. 811 00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:26,619 Got it. At least one muffin is safe. 812 00:36:26,662 --> 00:36:28,577 Aha! - 813 00:36:29,839 --> 00:36:31,232 They caught him again. 814 00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:33,060 I guess in the end, you're better off 815 00:36:33,103 --> 00:36:34,931 being a thief than being robbed. 816 00:36:34,975 --> 00:36:36,716 I agree. You do? 817 00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:38,979 - Well, let's forget about it and just go to bed. 818 00:36:39,022 --> 00:36:40,502 Not yet. Oh, boy. 819 00:36:40,546 --> 00:36:42,896 Well, believe me, the life of a thief 820 00:36:42,939 --> 00:36:44,941 is no bed of roses. 821 00:36:44,985 --> 00:36:46,247 - How would you know? 822 00:36:46,291 --> 00:36:49,337 - Well, you know, I, uh... 823 00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:50,512 heard a lot of things. 824 00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:52,601 - Huh? 825 00:36:55,430 --> 00:36:57,302 - Hmm. 826 00:36:59,869 --> 00:37:02,481 No. He's left without breakfast. 827 00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:05,179 That's the most important meal of the day. 828 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,964 The sooner you sleep, the sooner you'll have it. 829 00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:09,662 - Thank goodness. 830 00:37:09,705 --> 00:37:11,925 Swifty, a blueberry was left. 831 00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:22,501 Oh, my goodness. He's choking. 832 00:37:22,544 --> 00:37:25,112 Again. - Yes, again. 833 00:37:25,155 --> 00:37:27,636 I didn't know it could happen so often. 834 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,072 You have to be careful. 835 00:37:29,116 --> 00:37:31,336 Thank God Liam knows the procedure. 836 00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:33,555 Plunk. Right in the water. 837 00:37:33,599 --> 00:37:35,514 - Hmm? Goodbye, breakfast. 838 00:37:35,557 --> 00:37:36,689 Hey, Santa. 839 00:37:39,518 --> 00:37:40,606 - Yeah? 840 00:37:40,649 --> 00:37:41,998 - Listen. - Mm-hmm. 841 00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:44,044 - Looking at you gave me the idea, by the way. 842 00:37:44,087 --> 00:37:45,306 - Mm-hmm. 843 00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:46,742 - You know where they're gonna put us 844 00:37:46,786 --> 00:37:48,788 if, uh, they find out we're in here, 845 00:37:48,831 --> 00:37:51,225 we're not escaped by then. Right? 846 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,357 - Right. 847 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,447 - So you go and distract them kids. 848 00:37:55,490 --> 00:37:56,926 - Mm-hmm. - And I'm gonna look around 849 00:37:56,970 --> 00:37:57,927 and find the phone. 850 00:37:57,971 --> 00:37:58,885 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 851 00:38:00,408 --> 00:38:01,714 Well, well, well. 852 00:38:01,757 --> 00:38:03,846 Let's see how this story ends. 853 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:09,548 - Mmm. 854 00:38:09,591 --> 00:38:11,332 Mmm. 855 00:38:11,376 --> 00:38:12,899 Oh, ho. 856 00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:17,991 Thank goodness Swifty got P.B. 857 00:38:18,034 --> 00:38:19,384 What a friend. 858 00:38:21,037 --> 00:38:22,082 - Eh? 859 00:38:24,214 --> 00:38:25,738 - Yeah. 860 00:38:25,781 --> 00:38:26,913 Oh, yeah, yeah. Come on. 861 00:38:26,956 --> 00:38:28,306 Oh, yeah. 862 00:38:28,349 --> 00:38:30,351 Okay. Got some crumbs. 863 00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:31,657 - - Okay. 864 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:33,093 Good. 865 00:38:33,136 --> 00:38:36,662 Mm-hmm. Hmm. 866 00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:44,147 - Hmm. 867 00:38:50,806 --> 00:38:53,505 This story made me hungry, too. 868 00:38:53,548 --> 00:38:55,898 Well, shouldn't you kids go to sleep first? 869 00:38:55,942 --> 00:38:57,900 You can have breakfast tomorrow. 870 00:38:57,944 --> 00:38:59,424 - Mmm. - Puffins won't steal it. 871 00:38:59,467 --> 00:39:01,817 No. We're hungry now. 872 00:39:01,861 --> 00:39:03,297 - Fine. 873 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,430 I'm hungry, too. Let's prepare something. 874 00:39:08,128 --> 00:39:10,173 - Hmm. Frozen pizza. 875 00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:14,874 Perfect. 876 00:39:14,917 --> 00:39:17,311 - We're not eating frozen pizza on Christmas Eve. 877 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:18,573 - Yes, we are. - No. 878 00:39:18,617 --> 00:39:20,140 - It's perfect. - No, no. 879 00:39:20,183 --> 00:39:22,621 The kids deserve a full meal with all the trimmings. 880 00:39:22,664 --> 00:39:26,233 - Listen. It doesn't matter what they eat. 881 00:39:26,276 --> 00:39:28,627 As long as they eat something, then they'll go right to sleep. 882 00:39:28,670 --> 00:39:30,063 - Yeah. Put down the frozen pizza, Vince. 883 00:39:30,106 --> 00:39:31,412 - Are you gonna hit me with that? 884 00:39:31,456 --> 00:39:33,022 - Maybe. Put it down. Put it down. 885 00:39:33,066 --> 00:39:34,850 - Point is, they're gonna have pizza. 886 00:39:34,894 --> 00:39:36,461 - Yeah. No, no. - Yeah. Cooking. 887 00:39:36,504 --> 00:39:37,897 - No, no. I'm gonna cook. 888 00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:40,421 I'm cooking, okay? 889 00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:43,511 - Okay, what are you kids up to now? 890 00:39:44,599 --> 00:39:46,253 Hmm? 891 00:39:46,296 --> 00:39:47,994 - Now you read. 892 00:39:48,037 --> 00:39:49,343 - Ho ho ho ho. 893 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:52,172 No. Out of the question. 894 00:39:52,215 --> 00:39:54,740 - - What are you, nuts? 895 00:39:56,045 --> 00:39:58,396 Okay. All right. 896 00:40:03,662 --> 00:40:05,141 Hmm? Hmm? 897 00:40:05,185 --> 00:40:06,665 Oh, how scary. 898 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:12,322 - Careful, Swifty. The puffins are there. 899 00:40:12,366 --> 00:40:13,585 - Well, don't spy. 900 00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:15,369 There's nothing worse than a rat fink. 901 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:17,632 - She's not a rat fink. The puffins are thieves. 902 00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:19,025 They're bad. 903 00:40:19,068 --> 00:40:20,809 - That's a narrow point of view, kid. 904 00:40:20,853 --> 00:40:22,898 - But, Uncle Vince... 905 00:40:22,942 --> 00:40:24,465 - Oh, don't you dare. 906 00:40:24,509 --> 00:40:26,075 - Hmm? 907 00:40:32,865 --> 00:40:34,344 Huh? 908 00:40:34,388 --> 00:40:36,390 The puffins again. What do they want? 909 00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:40,742 The teacher says the children who misbehave 910 00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:42,135 only want a little love. 911 00:40:42,178 --> 00:40:43,179 What love? 912 00:40:43,223 --> 00:40:44,703 It's an ambush. 913 00:40:44,746 --> 00:40:46,531 They want to steal away his packages. 914 00:40:46,574 --> 00:40:48,750 Of course they want to attract attention. 915 00:40:48,794 --> 00:40:50,491 Yeah, right, buster. 916 00:40:50,535 --> 00:40:52,493 The bully at our school doesn't seek for attention. 917 00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:54,495 - He just wants to beat us up. Oops. 918 00:40:59,108 --> 00:41:00,588 Who is "Lee"? 919 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,679 I like this Lee guy. 920 00:41:04,723 --> 00:41:07,290 - - He's a karate champion. 921 00:41:07,334 --> 00:41:09,075 Good morning, Swifty. 922 00:41:18,301 --> 00:41:20,129 That's a fine kung fu style. 923 00:41:20,173 --> 00:41:21,696 I'm up on this stuff. 924 00:41:25,613 --> 00:41:27,223 - Good going, Swifty. 925 00:41:27,267 --> 00:41:31,271 Learn from him so you'll know how to defend yourself. 926 00:41:36,972 --> 00:41:39,366 Swifty doesn't look ready for martial arts. 927 00:41:40,846 --> 00:41:42,412 Surely not. 928 00:41:42,456 --> 00:41:43,501 - Eh? 929 00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:45,285 - Hmm. 930 00:41:45,328 --> 00:41:46,982 - Mom is black belt. When she comes home, 931 00:41:47,026 --> 00:41:48,549 she can show you a few moves. 932 00:41:48,593 --> 00:41:49,898 - Well, she better not, 933 00:41:49,942 --> 00:41:52,292 because I'm totally against violence, 934 00:41:52,335 --> 00:41:53,728 especially at Christmastime. 935 00:42:08,134 --> 00:42:09,875 Swifty's a disaster. 936 00:42:09,918 --> 00:42:11,224 He'll never learn. 937 00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:17,665 Come on, Swifty. You can do it. 938 00:42:23,062 --> 00:42:24,498 Whoa! 939 00:42:34,943 --> 00:42:36,031 - Eh? 940 00:42:45,737 --> 00:42:47,913 - Mm-mm. 941 00:42:47,956 --> 00:42:49,392 - I'm curious to know. 942 00:42:49,436 --> 00:42:52,613 What's the thing that puts you both to sleep 943 00:42:52,657 --> 00:42:54,615 the fastest possible? 944 00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:58,619 - You and Frank are so much fun, I don't never-- 945 00:42:58,663 --> 00:43:01,274 I never want to go to sleep again. 946 00:43:06,409 --> 00:43:07,976 Yes, that's what I mean. 947 00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:09,543 He's getting better. 948 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,327 Looks like he finally learned. 949 00:43:19,771 --> 00:43:22,556 Oh, no. The puffins are at it again. 950 00:43:29,215 --> 00:43:30,695 - Eh? 951 00:43:32,218 --> 00:43:33,915 Now he knows how to defend himself. 952 00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:38,964 Hmm? Hmm? 953 00:43:40,008 --> 00:43:41,401 - Oh, no. 954 00:43:41,444 --> 00:43:43,316 He let himself be cheated again. 955 00:43:48,582 --> 00:43:50,976 - Hey, who wants to help with the potatoes? 956 00:43:51,019 --> 00:43:51,933 - Me! 957 00:43:54,153 --> 00:43:55,981 - You don't look like you're into these stories 958 00:43:56,024 --> 00:43:57,069 all that so much. 959 00:43:57,112 --> 00:43:58,548 - Maybe they're growing on me. 960 00:44:05,730 --> 00:44:09,690 - Daddy works in a company that digs for oil. 961 00:44:09,734 --> 00:44:11,300 That's why he's never home. 962 00:44:11,344 --> 00:44:13,128 - That's life, son. You gotta be ready. 963 00:44:15,174 --> 00:44:16,871 - Yeah. 964 00:44:19,395 --> 00:44:21,441 Look. A gold nugget. 965 00:44:21,484 --> 00:44:23,095 If I ever found one, 966 00:44:23,138 --> 00:44:26,054 I'd buy myself the Black Star Adventure Super Starship. 967 00:44:26,098 --> 00:44:28,666 - With a nugget like that, you could buy the whole factory. 968 00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:29,884 - What would you buy? 969 00:44:29,928 --> 00:44:32,147 - Uh, I don't know. 970 00:44:32,191 --> 00:44:34,236 - Then why are you working then? 971 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,021 No, actually, what's your job? 972 00:44:36,064 --> 00:44:39,589 - Baby sitting. - Ah. Right. 973 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:41,243 - Hmm? 974 00:44:42,984 --> 00:44:44,290 - Eh? 975 00:44:44,333 --> 00:44:46,292 You must really feel lonely. 976 00:44:46,335 --> 00:44:47,815 - What, me lonely? 977 00:44:47,859 --> 00:44:49,948 Why do you think I'm lonely. What are you, crazy? 978 00:44:49,991 --> 00:44:52,211 - Hmph. - I'm not lonely at all. 979 00:44:57,651 --> 00:44:59,174 - You know what, Vince? 980 00:44:59,218 --> 00:45:01,046 That's what happens when you're too greedy. 981 00:45:03,396 --> 00:45:04,527 Eh? 982 00:45:04,571 --> 00:45:05,528 Hmm? 983 00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:08,749 Ah. Hmm. 984 00:45:08,793 --> 00:45:11,099 - Hey, Vince, imagine how lucky you'd be 985 00:45:11,143 --> 00:45:12,666 if a gold nugget fell on you. 986 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:14,363 The snowmobile's cool. 987 00:45:15,451 --> 00:45:16,975 - Mmm. Look. 988 00:45:17,018 --> 00:45:20,152 Everyone is imaging what they'd buy if they were rich. 989 00:45:20,195 --> 00:45:21,762 How's it possible that you don't know 990 00:45:21,806 --> 00:45:23,329 what you'd buy if you were rich? 991 00:45:25,113 --> 00:45:26,071 - Mmm. 992 00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:29,204 Mm. Mm. 993 00:45:29,248 --> 00:45:31,641 Hey, P.B. is running away with the nugget. 994 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,300 I would never steal, especially not from a friend. 995 00:45:38,344 --> 00:45:39,519 - Oh, trust me. Listen, 996 00:45:39,562 --> 00:45:41,042 your friends will always let you down, 997 00:45:41,086 --> 00:45:43,828 and relatives are even worse. 998 00:45:45,568 --> 00:45:46,787 - I made myself a brother, 999 00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:49,398 one who, uh, wouldn't double-cross me. 1000 00:45:49,442 --> 00:45:50,878 - Not to speak of dads. 1001 00:45:50,922 --> 00:45:52,227 - What? 1002 00:45:52,271 --> 00:45:53,838 - My dad said he was coming for Christmas. 1003 00:45:53,881 --> 00:45:55,970 - Listen, I'm sure your dad 1004 00:45:56,014 --> 00:45:58,190 really wanted to be here with you, 1005 00:45:58,233 --> 00:45:59,539 and he probably tried really hard 1006 00:45:59,582 --> 00:46:01,280 to be here for Christmastime. 1007 00:46:02,847 --> 00:46:03,804 Right? 1008 00:46:03,848 --> 00:46:05,240 - Hmph. 1009 00:46:05,284 --> 00:46:06,807 - Well, don't think that he didn't try. 1010 00:46:06,851 --> 00:46:08,461 I'm sure that he tried very hard. 1011 00:46:08,504 --> 00:46:11,856 It probably meant an awful lot to him to be here with you. 1012 00:46:11,899 --> 00:46:14,467 Man, if I was your dad, I'd--I'd want to be here. 1013 00:46:14,510 --> 00:46:15,903 That's for sure. 1014 00:46:15,947 --> 00:46:17,644 You know, I'm just a dumb baby-sitter, 1015 00:46:17,687 --> 00:46:20,429 but you should think more highly of your dad, 1016 00:46:20,473 --> 00:46:22,823 because he probably loves you very much. 1017 00:46:22,867 --> 00:46:23,868 All right? 1018 00:46:23,911 --> 00:46:24,825 - Yeah. 1019 00:46:27,045 --> 00:46:28,916 Aw, what a good guy Swifty is. 1020 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,789 In the end, he gave the nugget to charity. 1021 00:46:31,832 --> 00:46:33,181 That's the way you do it. 1022 00:46:33,225 --> 00:46:34,922 - Hey. 1023 00:46:34,966 --> 00:46:36,881 How'd the potatoes work out? 1024 00:46:36,924 --> 00:46:38,099 - Good. 1025 00:46:38,143 --> 00:46:39,753 - All right, how's Uncle Frank? 1026 00:46:40,885 --> 00:46:41,842 - Mm-hmm. 1027 00:46:41,886 --> 00:46:44,149 - Okay. 1028 00:46:49,763 --> 00:46:50,851 - Hmm? 1029 00:46:52,374 --> 00:46:54,246 - Hmm? 1030 00:46:54,289 --> 00:46:56,422 Uh-oh. These two are super sweet. 1031 00:46:56,465 --> 00:46:57,858 - Ahh. 1032 00:46:57,902 --> 00:46:59,381 Oh! A surprise party. 1033 00:46:59,425 --> 00:47:01,514 - Hah! - Hah! 1034 00:47:03,951 --> 00:47:04,996 - Oh? 1035 00:47:05,039 --> 00:47:06,301 They even have fireworks. 1036 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:08,956 Truly in love, 1037 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,263 like Liam and the redhead girl. 1038 00:47:11,306 --> 00:47:12,786 - Cut it out. It's not true. 1039 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,701 Oh, my goodness. What is happening? 1040 00:47:20,054 --> 00:47:22,056 - - Ah! 1041 00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:24,885 Look what happens when you play with fire. 1042 00:47:24,929 --> 00:47:26,234 - Whoa! 1043 00:47:29,107 --> 00:47:30,543 Oh, no. The puffins again. 1044 00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:34,155 Wow, how beautiful. 1045 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,244 Always those awful birds. 1046 00:47:36,288 --> 00:47:38,986 Ah? Hmm. 1047 00:47:40,379 --> 00:47:41,859 They're finally hugging. 1048 00:47:41,902 --> 00:47:44,905 And now, you, Liam, don't go saying, "Gross." 1049 00:47:44,949 --> 00:47:47,386 - What do I get if I don't? - A kiss in the cheek. 1050 00:47:47,429 --> 00:47:48,387 - Then I'll shut up. 1051 00:47:48,430 --> 00:47:50,084 - Hmm. 1052 00:47:52,478 --> 00:47:54,306 Okay, here we go again. 1053 00:47:54,349 --> 00:47:56,699 Look at the puffins wanting to steal the fireworks. 1054 00:47:56,743 --> 00:47:58,397 They'll never change. 1055 00:48:06,666 --> 00:48:08,189 Eh? Eh? 1056 00:48:08,233 --> 00:48:09,190 - Ta-da! 1057 00:48:09,234 --> 00:48:10,757 Happy birthday, P.B. 1058 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,412 I say he's four years old, like me. 1059 00:48:13,455 --> 00:48:15,718 What? You see how big he is? 1060 00:48:15,762 --> 00:48:18,330 Bears are big, even when they're puppies. 1061 00:48:18,373 --> 00:48:20,375 Yeah, sure. Anyhow, for my birthday, 1062 00:48:20,419 --> 00:48:21,942 I want a cake like that one. 1063 00:48:23,596 --> 00:48:25,076 Mm? 1064 00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:27,165 What are the puffins doing? 1065 00:48:27,208 --> 00:48:28,688 Something's fishy for sure. 1066 00:48:34,389 --> 00:48:36,783 Not all. See how good they are? 1067 00:48:36,826 --> 00:48:39,394 They only wanted to celebrate Otto's birthday. 1068 00:48:39,438 --> 00:48:42,354 The poor boy never gets any celebrations. 1069 00:48:42,397 --> 00:48:43,616 - Ah. - Ah. 1070 00:48:43,659 --> 00:48:45,183 - Ohh. - 1071 00:48:49,970 --> 00:48:51,667 Run for it, Otto. 1072 00:48:51,711 --> 00:48:52,755 - Ohh! - 1073 00:48:52,799 --> 00:48:54,670 - - Eh? 1074 00:49:01,677 --> 00:49:03,592 - Uh-oh. 1075 00:49:04,985 --> 00:49:07,727 Uh-oh. Now those really are fireworks. 1076 00:49:07,770 --> 00:49:10,121 And do you see how the puffins saved him? 1077 00:49:10,164 --> 00:49:11,818 That's what friends are for. 1078 00:49:15,343 --> 00:49:18,825 - I bet you nobody have given you a surprise party. 1079 00:49:18,868 --> 00:49:20,522 - Hmm. Maybe you're right. 1080 00:49:20,566 --> 00:49:22,263 - That's why you're so angry, right? 1081 00:49:22,307 --> 00:49:23,525 - Maybe. 1082 00:49:23,569 --> 00:49:26,224 I am kind of grumpy sometimes, I guess. 1083 00:49:26,267 --> 00:49:28,356 But you kids make me happy. 1084 00:49:29,401 --> 00:49:32,099 - Children, dinner is served. 1085 00:49:32,143 --> 00:49:33,448 - Yay! - Yay! 1086 00:49:35,624 --> 00:49:37,017 - Wow. - Wow. 1087 00:49:37,061 --> 00:49:39,019 - Vince. 1088 00:49:39,063 --> 00:49:40,978 You're not gonna eat with us? 1089 00:49:41,021 --> 00:49:44,546 - You know, uh, I'm not hungry. 1090 00:49:44,590 --> 00:49:45,678 - All right. 1091 00:49:45,721 --> 00:49:48,986 - So you guys go ahead, all right? 1092 00:49:50,117 --> 00:49:51,292 - Okay. 1093 00:49:56,210 --> 00:49:57,603 - Mmm. 1094 00:49:57,646 --> 00:50:00,519 - It's the best Christmas dinner I ever had. 1095 00:50:00,562 --> 00:50:03,130 - Well, it's the best Christmas dinner I've ever had, too. 1096 00:50:03,174 --> 00:50:04,740 You know, when I cooked in prison, 1097 00:50:04,784 --> 00:50:06,699 we didn't have many ingredients. 1098 00:50:07,917 --> 00:50:08,962 Um, in prison. 1099 00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:11,356 Not it--I wasn't in prison. 1100 00:50:11,399 --> 00:50:15,055 I worked at a restaurant called In Prison. 1101 00:50:15,099 --> 00:50:16,622 - - And we didn't have 1102 00:50:16,665 --> 00:50:20,234 as many ingredients there of course. 1103 00:50:20,278 --> 00:50:23,020 - Mom always buys super-delicious stuff. 1104 00:50:23,063 --> 00:50:24,804 - But then she has never any time to cook, 1105 00:50:24,847 --> 00:50:26,675 so we always end up with frozen food. 1106 00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:28,373 - Yeah. 1107 00:50:28,416 --> 00:50:30,070 Well-- 1108 00:50:30,114 --> 00:50:32,072 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. 1109 00:50:32,116 --> 00:50:35,815 It's an interesting cover for your phone there. 1110 00:50:35,858 --> 00:50:40,646 Okay, who's ready for the most beautiful, 1111 00:50:40,689 --> 00:50:43,649 tasty chocolate cake you've ever had in your life? 1112 00:50:43,692 --> 00:50:45,607 - Me! 1113 00:50:45,651 --> 00:50:47,174 - Yes! - Yes! Tell you what. 1114 00:50:47,218 --> 00:50:49,394 Get your taste buds ready, and I mean get 'em ready. 1115 00:50:49,437 --> 00:50:51,004 They might explode. Be right back. 1116 00:50:54,399 --> 00:50:56,357 - What are you doing? 1117 00:50:56,401 --> 00:50:58,185 - Exercising my taste buds. 1118 00:50:58,229 --> 00:50:59,621 - You know, the police are here. 1119 00:50:59,665 --> 00:51:01,232 - Yeah. Yeah. 1120 00:51:01,275 --> 00:51:03,016 - We gotta get out. - Yeah. 1121 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,671 I haven't served cake yet. 1122 00:51:05,714 --> 00:51:07,934 - Well, then give it to 'em. 1123 00:51:07,977 --> 00:51:09,892 - Okay. All right. - And put 'em to bed, Frank. 1124 00:51:09,936 --> 00:51:11,981 - Okay, I will. You want cake? 1125 00:51:12,025 --> 00:51:13,287 - No. - Okay. 1126 00:51:17,422 --> 00:51:19,511 - Let's hope it's not too fantastically good, 1127 00:51:19,554 --> 00:51:21,295 so we can leave some for Mom. 1128 00:51:21,339 --> 00:51:23,558 - Yeah. I wonder when she's coming back. 1129 00:51:23,602 --> 00:51:26,213 Let's see if they have anything about the robbery on the news. 1130 00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:28,607 - The main suspects are a couple of petty criminals 1131 00:51:28,650 --> 00:51:30,130 who allegedly fled the crime scene 1132 00:51:30,174 --> 00:51:31,566 dressed as Santa Claus and his elf. 1133 00:51:31,610 --> 00:51:33,133 - Look! Santa Claus and his elf. 1134 00:51:33,177 --> 00:51:34,613 - ...still hiding in the neighborhood. 1135 00:51:34,656 --> 00:51:37,268 - Why did you turn it off? I liked it. 1136 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:46,146 - Let's see what he comes up with this time. 1137 00:51:46,190 --> 00:51:47,800 - Hello? - Mom? 1138 00:51:47,843 --> 00:51:49,889 You know those thieves you're looking for, 1139 00:51:49,932 --> 00:51:51,673 they're our baby sitters. 1140 00:51:51,717 --> 00:51:53,153 - I told you not to call me 1141 00:51:53,197 --> 00:51:55,895 with your usual baloney crackpot stories. 1142 00:51:55,938 --> 00:51:57,070 I'll be right home. 1143 00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:59,638 - Mom? Mom? 1144 00:52:06,775 --> 00:52:09,343 - Did you tell her that we're leaving some food for her? 1145 00:52:18,831 --> 00:52:21,660 - Who wants some chocolate cake? 1146 00:52:21,703 --> 00:52:23,227 Me! - 1147 00:52:31,365 --> 00:52:32,932 - They came this way. 1148 00:52:37,284 --> 00:52:38,981 This place sure is spooky. 1149 00:52:46,511 --> 00:52:47,860 - It was crazy good. 1150 00:52:47,903 --> 00:52:49,557 - It is, right? 1151 00:52:49,601 --> 00:52:51,037 - What are you gonna give me? 1152 00:52:55,084 --> 00:52:57,043 - Is it bad? - No. 1153 00:52:57,086 --> 00:52:59,132 - So what are you gonna give me? 1154 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:01,221 - Santa's gonna bring you a lot of great things. 1155 00:53:03,615 --> 00:53:05,747 Now who's gonna tell me the good-night story? 1156 00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:07,662 - I am. 1157 00:53:07,706 --> 00:53:09,490 I am right now. 1158 00:53:10,970 --> 00:53:12,537 You're gonna get surprises from Santa 1159 00:53:12,580 --> 00:53:13,799 under the tree, too, son. 1160 00:53:16,062 --> 00:53:17,803 Okay, let's go. 1161 00:53:21,763 --> 00:53:23,200 - Liam, you come here, too. 1162 00:53:24,288 --> 00:53:25,941 - I have to go to the bathroom. 1163 00:53:25,985 --> 00:53:27,247 I'll catch you later. 1164 00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:28,596 - Okay, but don't take too long, 1165 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,771 or I fall asleep. 1166 00:53:33,558 --> 00:53:34,820 Did you eat anything? 1167 00:53:34,863 --> 00:53:36,691 - No, honey. I'm just not in the mood. 1168 00:53:36,735 --> 00:53:38,040 I'm not hungry. I don't know. 1169 00:53:38,084 --> 00:53:39,564 - The chocolate's in the study. 1170 00:53:39,607 --> 00:53:41,566 - Really? Okay, let's go get it. 1171 00:53:41,609 --> 00:53:42,654 Show me where it is. 1172 00:53:42,697 --> 00:53:44,090 Come on. 1173 00:53:54,883 --> 00:53:55,841 - Let's read. 1174 00:53:55,884 --> 00:53:57,321 Hoo! 1175 00:53:58,713 --> 00:54:00,149 - Where's Liam? 1176 00:54:02,108 --> 00:54:03,849 He's still in the bathroom. 1177 00:54:03,892 --> 00:54:05,416 Oh, once upon a time 1178 00:54:05,459 --> 00:54:08,332 on the salt flats of Bonneville-- 1179 00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:09,376 I'm joking. 1180 00:54:11,073 --> 00:54:12,684 - Once upon a time in the Arctic... 1181 00:54:12,727 --> 00:54:15,730 Once again, the puffins against Swifty. 1182 00:54:15,774 --> 00:54:17,428 - Yes, it seems the case. 1183 00:54:17,471 --> 00:54:21,997 But now let's just relax and prepare to fall asleep, right? 1184 00:54:22,041 --> 00:54:23,303 It's about time. 1185 00:54:23,347 --> 00:54:25,000 Eh? 1186 00:54:25,044 --> 00:54:26,524 He fainted. 1187 00:54:26,567 --> 00:54:28,395 - Eh? 1188 00:54:30,745 --> 00:54:32,269 Uh, uh... 1189 00:54:36,751 --> 00:54:38,971 - He likes Swifty. 1190 00:54:39,014 --> 00:54:43,192 I told you they only do mischief because they feel lonely. 1191 00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:47,458 Yeah, it's so sad to be alone, honey. 1192 00:54:50,069 --> 00:54:52,724 - Hmm? 1193 00:54:52,767 --> 00:54:53,725 Eh? 1194 00:54:54,769 --> 00:54:55,901 Problem is that Otto 1195 00:54:55,944 --> 00:54:57,250 noticed that one is missing, 1196 00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:59,513 and now he's gonna hunt him down. 1197 00:54:59,557 --> 00:55:02,777 Of course. Otto doesn't have friends beside the puffins. 1198 00:55:02,821 --> 00:55:04,736 - I used to like Otto, 1199 00:55:04,779 --> 00:55:06,912 but right now, I don't know. 1200 00:55:06,955 --> 00:55:09,175 I kind of like Swifty, you know? 1201 00:55:09,218 --> 00:55:10,785 - How come? - Well, um... 1202 00:55:10,829 --> 00:55:12,091 I guess I changed my mind 1203 00:55:12,134 --> 00:55:13,527 or my heart. 1204 00:55:13,571 --> 00:55:14,920 Ouch! What a shock! 1205 00:55:14,963 --> 00:55:16,922 - Ohh. 1206 00:55:19,751 --> 00:55:22,884 Oh, no. They got hurt. 1207 00:55:32,416 --> 00:55:33,852 Now they're all his friends. 1208 00:55:33,895 --> 00:55:36,898 It's so important not to be alone, right? 1209 00:55:39,988 --> 00:55:41,773 - Absolutely. 1210 00:55:41,816 --> 00:55:44,341 And thank God I have you guys this Christmas night. 1211 00:55:44,384 --> 00:55:45,603 And we have you. 1212 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,652 - Poor Otto. Now he's all alone. 1213 00:55:51,696 --> 00:55:55,047 - Yeah. Yeah. 1214 00:55:55,090 --> 00:55:56,962 Oh, it's sad. 1215 00:55:57,005 --> 00:55:58,485 Sad. It's sad. 1216 00:55:58,529 --> 00:55:59,617 - Yeah, no, I-- - It's sad. 1217 00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:01,575 - I think so, too. - Yeah, jeez. 1218 00:56:01,619 --> 00:56:03,882 - Yeah. - Listen, one more story, 1219 00:56:03,925 --> 00:56:05,623 and it's time for bed for you, okay? 1220 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:14,414 Someone is spying. 1221 00:56:15,763 --> 00:56:17,112 Obviously is Otto. 1222 00:56:17,156 --> 00:56:19,419 This guy again. I'm so tired of him. 1223 00:56:19,463 --> 00:56:20,594 Aren't you tired? 1224 00:56:20,638 --> 00:56:22,030 - Let's just go to sleep. - No! 1225 00:56:22,074 --> 00:56:23,945 Oh, good. That's a cannon. 1226 00:56:23,989 --> 00:56:25,120 What does he want to do? 1227 00:56:25,164 --> 00:56:26,687 We need to stop him. 1228 00:56:28,210 --> 00:56:30,474 There's Jade. 1229 00:56:30,517 --> 00:56:34,260 Otto will never pull it off with Jade. Poor boy. 1230 00:56:34,303 --> 00:56:37,263 I almost feel sorry for Otto. 1231 00:56:37,306 --> 00:56:40,658 So big and fat and so sad. 1232 00:56:40,701 --> 00:56:42,573 Why are you sad, Vince? 1233 00:56:42,616 --> 00:56:45,097 - I don't know. 1234 00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:46,141 I guess I should be. 1235 00:56:46,185 --> 00:56:47,621 Yeah, you should. 1236 00:56:47,665 --> 00:56:50,276 - Not as sad as you. - Really? Well, you should be. 1237 00:56:50,319 --> 00:56:52,452 Big, fat, sad. 1238 00:56:52,496 --> 00:56:54,411 Looks like you're talking about me. 1239 00:56:54,454 --> 00:56:57,152 But you are not sad, aren't you, Uncle Frank? 1240 00:56:57,196 --> 00:56:58,632 - How could I be? 1241 00:56:58,676 --> 00:57:01,069 I'm baby-sitting the best children in the world 1242 00:57:01,113 --> 00:57:03,158 - And you are not fat, either. 1243 00:57:03,202 --> 00:57:05,987 Oh, no. He shoved them inside the cannon. 1244 00:57:06,031 --> 00:57:08,294 He wants to fire them at Swifty. 1245 00:57:08,337 --> 00:57:10,209 Come on. Don't fight. 1246 00:57:10,252 --> 00:57:13,212 It's final. I personally don't like them anymore. 1247 00:57:13,255 --> 00:57:14,343 Uh-oh. 1248 00:57:14,387 --> 00:57:15,823 Now they're in for trouble. 1249 00:57:15,867 --> 00:57:18,609 When will they learn? 1250 00:57:18,652 --> 00:57:21,089 You're only happy when you're well-behaved. 1251 00:57:21,133 --> 00:57:23,048 - - Eh? 1252 00:57:24,353 --> 00:57:26,138 You know, honey, all it takes 1253 00:57:26,181 --> 00:57:27,531 is a little bit of discipline. 1254 00:57:28,793 --> 00:57:30,142 - Hmm? 1255 00:57:31,622 --> 00:57:32,927 Scary. 1256 00:57:32,971 --> 00:57:34,625 Something really bad is happening. 1257 00:57:34,668 --> 00:57:36,714 No, sweetheart. Don't worry. 1258 00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:38,672 Frank and Vince are here to protect you 1259 00:57:38,716 --> 00:57:40,544 so that you can sleep tight. 1260 00:57:44,983 --> 00:57:47,159 They wanted to give their best wishes 1261 00:57:47,202 --> 00:57:48,726 to the little nanny goat. 1262 00:57:48,769 --> 00:57:50,205 So they are not bad? 1263 00:57:50,249 --> 00:57:52,207 That's the perfect happy ending for bedtime. 1264 00:57:52,251 --> 00:57:53,731 - It was Otto's nanny. 1265 00:57:53,774 --> 00:57:55,602 I think he's a thief only because he-- 1266 00:57:55,646 --> 00:57:57,604 because he feels lonely. 1267 00:57:59,563 --> 00:58:01,129 He just wants some friends. 1268 00:58:02,522 --> 00:58:04,698 - You know, you're a really smart kid. 1269 00:58:04,742 --> 00:58:06,787 - You're my favorite baby sitter. 1270 00:58:06,831 --> 00:58:08,963 - - You know, Frank, 1271 00:58:09,007 --> 00:58:13,272 when I said, you know, if I could pick someone else 1272 00:58:13,315 --> 00:58:16,231 or find someone else or whatever I said, 1273 00:58:16,275 --> 00:58:20,975 I-I didn't really mean it i-in a bad way. 1274 00:58:21,019 --> 00:58:23,195 I wouldn't have any other partner, buddy... 1275 00:58:23,238 --> 00:58:25,197 - Hmm. - but you, so... 1276 00:58:28,809 --> 00:58:31,551 - Olivia! Let's play panic room! 1277 00:58:31,595 --> 00:58:32,552 Run! 1278 00:58:34,902 --> 00:58:36,208 - Let's go. 1279 00:58:38,427 --> 00:58:39,777 - What game is this? 1280 00:58:43,868 --> 00:58:45,391 - Hurry up. Faster. 1281 00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:59,013 Go, go, go, go! 1282 00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:08,153 - What are you doing, Olivia? Come on. 1283 00:59:10,938 --> 00:59:12,244 Get up. 1284 00:59:12,287 --> 00:59:13,854 Hurry. 1285 00:59:46,365 --> 00:59:47,540 Oh, my gosh! 1286 00:59:56,157 --> 00:59:57,637 - Finally, some good luck. 1287 00:59:57,681 --> 00:59:59,857 - Help! Open up! 1288 01:00:01,380 --> 01:00:03,600 - Eh? They're in there. 1289 01:00:05,514 --> 01:00:06,777 What's the combination? 1290 01:00:06,820 --> 01:00:08,779 - Mom knows it! 1291 01:00:12,260 --> 01:00:13,871 - How am I gonna get you out? 1292 01:00:13,914 --> 01:00:16,003 - Vince. Vince. Let's go. 1293 01:00:16,047 --> 01:00:17,396 - Help! Open up! 1294 01:00:18,745 --> 01:00:20,051 - By the time they find 'em, 1295 01:00:20,094 --> 01:00:21,052 we'll be miles away. 1296 01:00:23,054 --> 01:00:24,446 - - All right. 1297 01:00:34,065 --> 01:00:35,849 - Okay. 1298 01:00:35,893 --> 01:00:37,590 Okay. All right. 1299 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,505 All right, the coast is clear. 1300 01:00:39,548 --> 01:00:42,464 Let's go, man. Grab the bag, and let's go. 1301 01:00:51,082 --> 01:00:52,431 What are we doing, Vince? 1302 01:01:02,006 --> 01:01:02,963 What are you doing? 1303 01:01:03,007 --> 01:01:04,225 - I'm staying here. 1304 01:01:04,269 --> 01:01:05,705 - What are you talking about? 1305 01:01:05,749 --> 01:01:08,795 - I ain't leaving them kids here by themselves 1306 01:01:08,839 --> 01:01:10,884 with no presents, as you can see. 1307 01:01:10,928 --> 01:01:13,713 - Okay. I'm taking the bag and going, then. 1308 01:01:13,757 --> 01:01:15,454 - Yeah. Yeah. 1309 01:01:15,497 --> 01:01:18,500 I'm not gonna leave 'em here without Peter, either. 1310 01:01:19,893 --> 01:01:22,896 Their father, Peter, 1311 01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:25,246 your brother. Hmm. 1312 01:01:25,290 --> 01:01:27,945 I saw the picture in the kitchen. 1313 01:01:38,303 --> 01:01:39,565 Mm. 1314 01:01:45,136 --> 01:01:47,181 Pete double-crossed me. 1315 01:01:51,490 --> 01:01:54,014 He and I went to the bank. 1316 01:01:54,058 --> 01:01:57,148 I had some business inside, and I asked him to wait. 1317 01:01:57,191 --> 01:01:59,454 I relieved some people 1318 01:01:59,498 --> 01:02:00,891 of money they didn't really need. 1319 01:02:00,934 --> 01:02:02,806 - - When I ran back outside, 1320 01:02:02,849 --> 01:02:04,155 he was gone. 1321 01:02:05,634 --> 01:02:08,159 I got arrested and went to jail. 1322 01:02:10,422 --> 01:02:12,816 Did he at least ever come to visit? 1323 01:02:12,859 --> 01:02:14,731 - Yeah, but I wouldn't see him. 1324 01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:21,172 And we haven't spoken since. 1325 01:02:21,215 --> 01:02:23,783 - Well, I guess he did the worst thing 1326 01:02:23,827 --> 01:02:26,307 that an accomplice could ever do. 1327 01:02:26,351 --> 01:02:29,484 - Oh, Pete wasn't my accomplice. 1328 01:02:29,528 --> 01:02:31,138 He's an honest guy. 1329 01:02:31,182 --> 01:02:32,357 - What? 1330 01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:35,012 - But he did promise to wait for me. 1331 01:02:36,230 --> 01:02:38,189 - Said he went to buy a pack of gum. 1332 01:02:38,232 --> 01:02:42,106 Who abandons their own brother to buy a pack of gum? 1333 01:02:42,149 --> 01:02:44,630 - Well, I don't think he abandoned you. 1334 01:02:44,673 --> 01:02:48,068 He just went to buy a damn pack of gum. 1335 01:02:48,112 --> 01:02:49,635 He didn't even know you were a thief. 1336 01:02:53,247 --> 01:02:55,032 It's not his fault. 1337 01:02:55,075 --> 01:02:57,425 And you got arrested, all right? 1338 01:02:57,469 --> 01:03:00,298 He didn't even know you were a thief, okay? 1339 01:03:00,341 --> 01:03:04,128 Now he's on an oil rig on Christmas Eve, 1340 01:03:04,171 --> 01:03:06,739 and those poor kids are on their own. 1341 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:09,481 - Don't--Don't--Don't, Vince. 1342 01:03:09,524 --> 01:03:11,831 - - Don't! 1343 01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:14,442 - Frank, Frank, you think you had it tough. Is that it? 1344 01:03:14,486 --> 01:03:16,923 Well, my kid brother was a cop 1345 01:03:16,967 --> 01:03:19,752 and had me arrested, okay? 1346 01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:22,624 And I did four years, Frank. 1347 01:03:25,410 --> 01:03:27,238 We don't even have the combination. 1348 01:03:30,981 --> 01:03:34,462 - Well, Uncle Frank is on it, buddy. 1349 01:03:34,506 --> 01:03:36,247 - Uncle Frank better do something. 1350 01:03:40,773 --> 01:03:42,079 It's all in the fingers, Vince. 1351 01:03:42,122 --> 01:03:44,081 - Sure. - This reminds me of Des Moines 1352 01:03:44,124 --> 01:03:45,865 - back in '91. - Yeah, me, too. 1353 01:03:45,909 --> 01:03:47,084 - Open it. - Okay. 1354 01:03:58,269 --> 01:04:00,010 - My dog stopped them, 1355 01:04:00,053 --> 01:04:01,098 but one got away. 1356 01:04:04,362 --> 01:04:05,842 - These aren't the thieves. 1357 01:04:05,885 --> 01:04:07,974 - Santa and the elf started it. 1358 01:04:08,018 --> 01:04:09,758 - What'd they do, exactly? 1359 01:04:09,802 --> 01:04:12,326 - I went to baby-sit. They told me to go away, 1360 01:04:12,370 --> 01:04:14,763 and Santa was very rude. 1361 01:04:14,807 --> 01:04:16,765 - What was the address? 1362 01:04:21,422 --> 01:04:23,598 - Merry Christmas! 1363 01:04:23,642 --> 01:04:26,340 - I knew you were the real Santa Claus. 1364 01:04:26,384 --> 01:04:28,255 - Yeah. What do you have to say, Vince? 1365 01:04:28,299 --> 01:04:30,910 - Oh, just that, uh, I love you. 1366 01:04:30,954 --> 01:04:32,869 - Freeze! 1367 01:04:32,912 --> 01:04:34,783 Murphy and O'Donnell, hands up! 1368 01:04:34,827 --> 01:04:36,176 - Hey, kids, Mom's home. 1369 01:04:36,220 --> 01:04:37,438 All right, we're gonna-- we're gonna go. 1370 01:04:37,482 --> 01:04:39,527 - I said freeze! - Okay. All right. 1371 01:04:39,571 --> 01:04:41,181 - Hey, can you take it easy? 1372 01:04:41,225 --> 01:04:43,053 Because we don't even have any guns. 1373 01:04:43,096 --> 01:04:44,228 - I said freeze. 1374 01:04:46,970 --> 01:04:49,929 - Why don't you tell her who your brother is? 1375 01:04:49,973 --> 01:04:53,193 - My brother--My brother's Santa's brother, of course. 1376 01:04:53,237 --> 01:04:54,542 Yeah. Hi, Mom. 1377 01:04:54,586 --> 01:04:56,631 We left you some of the cake that Santa made. 1378 01:04:56,675 --> 01:04:58,285 - Santa Claus made it? 1379 01:04:58,329 --> 01:05:00,505 - Call him Frank. He's working undercover. 1380 01:05:00,548 --> 01:05:02,159 He and his elf brought us gifts. 1381 01:05:02,202 --> 01:05:05,031 - Ah, gifts. That's what I forgot. 1382 01:05:05,075 --> 01:05:06,641 - And he read this book to us. 1383 01:05:06,685 --> 01:05:08,426 - They really are Santa and his elf. 1384 01:05:08,469 --> 01:05:09,993 - Uh-huh. Yes. 1385 01:05:10,036 --> 01:05:13,170 - So after the theft, 1386 01:05:13,213 --> 01:05:15,607 you came to my house as baby sitters? 1387 01:05:15,650 --> 01:05:17,739 - Mom, I told you so. 1388 01:05:17,783 --> 01:05:20,612 - And then you cooked, read a book... 1389 01:05:20,655 --> 01:05:23,484 - Yeah. - And why didn't you run away? 1390 01:05:23,528 --> 01:05:26,879 - Well, because we didn't want to leave the kids by themselves. 1391 01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:29,708 Hey, you know how it is. Uh, Christmas Eve and all. 1392 01:05:29,751 --> 01:05:30,709 I mean... 1393 01:05:30,752 --> 01:05:31,840 - Like I did. 1394 01:05:31,884 --> 01:05:33,930 - Hey, you got a job to do, right? 1395 01:05:33,973 --> 01:05:36,454 - It's your job to arrest people that are doing bad things. 1396 01:05:36,497 --> 01:05:38,108 - Yeah, like--like we used to. - Right. 1397 01:05:38,151 --> 01:05:40,414 - But you're supposed to run away. You're thieves. 1398 01:05:40,458 --> 01:05:42,112 - We prefer to be known as baby sitters, 1399 01:05:42,155 --> 01:05:44,462 - if you don't mind. - Maybe Christmas Eve, 1400 01:05:44,505 --> 01:05:46,855 you automatically become a bit less of a thief. 1401 01:05:48,074 --> 01:05:49,815 - So what am I supposed to do now? 1402 01:05:49,858 --> 01:05:51,469 - Nothing. - Nothing. Nothing at all. 1403 01:05:51,512 --> 01:05:53,645 - I'm gonna take the bag, and we're just gonna go. 1404 01:05:53,688 --> 01:05:54,994 - I'm supposed to arrest you 1405 01:05:55,038 --> 01:05:57,170 and return the stolen goods, right? 1406 01:05:57,214 --> 01:05:59,956 - Once a thief, always a thief. No. 1407 01:05:59,999 --> 01:06:01,348 - No, no, no, no. No. 1408 01:06:01,392 --> 01:06:03,568 We got a better idea. What if, uh... 1409 01:06:03,611 --> 01:06:07,876 - Mom, even I know that no one would go to jail for this. 1410 01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:09,052 Uh... 1411 01:06:14,057 --> 01:06:15,536 What?! 1412 01:06:15,580 --> 01:06:17,321 You got the wrong bag! 1413 01:06:17,364 --> 01:06:19,453 - I saw it when I took the book. - You brought the wrong-- 1414 01:06:19,497 --> 01:06:21,151 - Why did you rush me?! - Christmas magic. 1415 01:06:21,194 --> 01:06:23,153 - You can't tell the difference between $20,000 worth 1416 01:06:23,196 --> 01:06:25,764 of antique silver service and bubble wrap?! 1417 01:06:25,807 --> 01:06:27,940 - Why do you blame everyone else for your mistakes? 1418 01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:29,072 - Because you're being lazy! 1419 01:06:29,115 --> 01:06:30,377 - And you're spitting in my face! 1420 01:06:30,421 --> 01:06:31,683 - You're spitting on my face, too! 1421 01:06:31,726 --> 01:06:34,294 - Stop spitting-- - 1422 01:06:34,338 --> 01:06:36,035 - You two. - 1423 01:06:36,079 --> 01:06:37,036 - In there with me. 1424 01:06:46,306 --> 01:06:48,569 Hey, listen, kiddies. 1425 01:06:48,613 --> 01:06:52,356 Don't touch the presents, okay, until I say it's all right. 1426 01:06:58,492 --> 01:06:59,537 Oh. 1427 01:07:01,930 --> 01:07:03,062 Hmm. 1428 01:07:03,106 --> 01:07:04,977 - Take a seat. - 1429 01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:06,979 - Don't mind if I do. - Take a seat. 1430 01:07:08,111 --> 01:07:09,938 - Whatever you say. - Yeah. 1431 01:07:11,288 --> 01:07:16,162 - So if the goods are still in the house, 1432 01:07:16,206 --> 01:07:19,774 then in theory, you didn't commit a burglary. 1433 01:07:19,818 --> 01:07:21,515 - Then we'll be on our way. 1434 01:07:21,559 --> 01:07:23,474 - No. No, no. Wait. Wait. 1435 01:07:23,517 --> 01:07:25,519 There's still attempted burglary, 1436 01:07:25,563 --> 01:07:27,478 breaking and entering, 1437 01:07:27,521 --> 01:07:28,914 trespassing, 1438 01:07:28,957 --> 01:07:30,698 and that business with the baby sitter, 1439 01:07:30,742 --> 01:07:34,050 who, to tell you the truth, was a little scary. 1440 01:07:34,093 --> 01:07:35,921 - Yeah, she was a lot of scary. 1441 01:07:35,964 --> 01:07:38,054 Let me tell you something else. She is the worst human being 1442 01:07:38,097 --> 01:07:40,273 I've ever met in my life. You dodged a bullet with her. 1443 01:07:40,317 --> 01:07:41,753 - Why do you want to talk about her like that? 1444 01:07:41,796 --> 01:07:43,102 - Because she's terrible, and you know it! 1445 01:07:43,146 --> 01:07:45,148 - I disagree. - Well, I disagree with you! 1446 01:07:45,191 --> 01:07:46,410 - Okay, enough! 1447 01:07:47,628 --> 01:07:48,542 Enough. 1448 01:07:50,153 --> 01:07:51,589 You know what I say? 1449 01:07:53,547 --> 01:07:56,072 Even cops are kinder at Christmas. 1450 01:08:00,032 --> 01:08:01,338 False alarm. 1451 01:08:01,381 --> 01:08:03,992 Another one of Liam's pranks. Sorry. 1452 01:08:04,036 --> 01:08:05,385 You can go. 1453 01:08:05,429 --> 01:08:08,780 Call off the search at the magician's house. 1454 01:08:08,823 --> 01:08:11,130 And check for the goods in a bag. 1455 01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:12,740 - Between the love seat. 1456 01:08:12,784 --> 01:08:14,960 - Got love seats or whatever you call it. Might be fake. 1457 01:08:15,003 --> 01:08:17,571 House has it right there in the middle. It's a big bag. 1458 01:08:17,615 --> 01:08:20,008 It's in the room that used to have the book in it. 1459 01:08:20,052 --> 01:08:22,141 - It's a--And they're-- - Okay! Enough. 1460 01:08:22,185 --> 01:08:24,578 - Okay. - Near a love seat 1461 01:08:24,622 --> 01:08:27,190 where a lot of other valuable stuff is. 1462 01:08:27,233 --> 01:08:29,192 And merry Christmas. 1463 01:08:31,194 --> 01:08:32,369 Okay? 1464 01:08:32,412 --> 01:08:34,240 Let's go. I wanna eat some cake. 1465 01:08:38,418 --> 01:08:39,376 Okay. 1466 01:08:46,774 --> 01:08:48,863 - - Who is it now? 1467 01:08:51,605 --> 01:08:53,259 - Dad! - Dad! 1468 01:08:53,303 --> 01:08:54,869 - Hi, guys. 1469 01:08:54,913 --> 01:08:57,176 - Oh, my gosh. We didn't expect you. 1470 01:08:57,220 --> 01:08:59,657 - Hey, guys. - It's so good to see you. 1471 01:08:59,700 --> 01:09:02,138 - Well, I got leave, but I didn't tell you, 1472 01:09:02,181 --> 01:09:03,878 'cause I wanted it to be a sur-- 1473 01:09:05,228 --> 01:09:06,490 - prise. - Vince was right. 1474 01:09:06,533 --> 01:09:08,318 You did everything you could to be with us. 1475 01:09:08,361 --> 01:09:10,189 Yeah, Vince was right. 1476 01:09:10,233 --> 01:09:12,539 - - Are these for us? 1477 01:09:12,583 --> 01:09:15,803 - Sure. There's two from me, and there's two from Mom. 1478 01:09:15,847 --> 01:09:18,545 - Oh! Thank you. These are mine. 1479 01:09:18,589 --> 01:09:20,286 - Yeah, I passed by the post office. 1480 01:09:20,330 --> 01:09:22,201 I figured maybe you'd forget to pick 'em up. 1481 01:09:22,245 --> 01:09:24,464 - I did. I did. Come on. - Can we start unwrapping? 1482 01:09:24,508 --> 01:09:25,770 Uh, after Daddy's eaten. 1483 01:09:25,813 --> 01:09:27,206 'Cause you probably want dinner first. 1484 01:09:27,250 --> 01:09:29,382 - Mm-hmm. - Put 'em under the tree. 1485 01:09:29,426 --> 01:09:31,210 We have Santa and his elf here. 1486 01:09:31,254 --> 01:09:32,211 - Yep. 1487 01:09:32,255 --> 01:09:33,952 Pete. 1488 01:09:33,995 --> 01:09:35,214 - Gentlemen. 1489 01:09:35,258 --> 01:09:37,782 - Honey, here's your dinner. 1490 01:09:37,825 --> 01:09:40,219 - Thanks. - Piping hot, like you like it. 1491 01:09:40,263 --> 01:09:41,438 Frank made it. 1492 01:09:53,276 --> 01:09:55,408 - Your kids are great. 1493 01:09:55,452 --> 01:09:57,976 We had a really wonderful Christmas Eve. 1494 01:09:58,019 --> 01:10:02,633 And comes to your woman there, she needs a little work. 1495 01:10:02,676 --> 01:10:04,722 She-- 1496 01:10:04,765 --> 01:10:06,202 She could have shot us both, 1497 01:10:06,245 --> 01:10:08,073 but she didn't, so that's good. 1498 01:10:08,116 --> 01:10:10,293 - Mm. 1499 01:10:10,336 --> 01:10:12,033 Maybe now you can explain what you're doing 1500 01:10:12,077 --> 01:10:13,687 in my house on Christmas Eve, huh? 1501 01:10:13,731 --> 01:10:17,169 - I'm sorry I got you involved in my bank heist, Pete. 1502 01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:19,650 - Yeah. I couldn't believe you'd done that to me. 1503 01:10:22,609 --> 01:10:24,785 But I've missed you all these years, you know? 1504 01:10:24,829 --> 01:10:27,223 - I missed you, too, brother. 1505 01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:30,226 Really proud of you. 1506 01:10:31,444 --> 01:10:33,229 You done very well for yourself. 1507 01:10:34,621 --> 01:10:36,101 Your wife's amazing, and... 1508 01:10:37,189 --> 01:10:39,365 Liam and Olivia are great kids. 1509 01:10:39,409 --> 01:10:40,758 Yeah, they are. 1510 01:10:40,801 --> 01:10:42,977 And they're gonna have a great uncle. 1511 01:10:43,021 --> 01:10:43,978 - Yeah, they are. 1512 01:10:54,511 --> 01:10:56,817 - Can we open the presents? 1513 01:10:56,861 --> 01:10:59,211 - Yeah. - Yeah, let's do it. 1514 01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:02,170 - Let's do it. - Kids, hang on a minute. 1515 01:11:02,214 --> 01:11:04,477 I got a surprise for you. 1516 01:11:04,521 --> 01:11:06,218 Frank... 1517 01:11:07,306 --> 01:11:09,177 well, he's your real uncle. 1518 01:11:09,221 --> 01:11:11,397 - Yay! - Yay! 1519 01:11:11,441 --> 01:11:14,270 - Now let's go open the presents. 1520 01:11:18,622 --> 01:11:20,450 - Your fox. 1521 01:11:20,493 --> 01:11:22,974 - Well, thought it was only right that you should have it. 1522 01:11:23,017 --> 01:11:26,282 Okay? 'Cause now I'm into walruses. 1523 01:11:26,325 --> 01:11:28,414 - You're the best uncle in the world, too. 1524 01:11:28,458 --> 01:11:31,939 I am? Well, my-- that's quite a compliment. 1525 01:11:33,419 --> 01:11:36,074 - Wow, a professional burglary kit. 1526 01:11:36,117 --> 01:11:38,729 - Liam, no burglaries, though, huh? 1527 01:11:38,772 --> 01:11:40,992 Aw, come on, Dad. - Thanks. 1528 01:11:41,035 --> 01:11:42,341 You bet, buddy. 1529 01:11:42,385 --> 01:11:44,169 - Looks like Swifty. 1530 01:11:44,212 --> 01:11:46,998 It does. Should we read about him? 1531 01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:48,478 - Yeah. - Come on over. 1532 01:11:50,175 --> 01:11:51,437 - All right, guys. 1533 01:11:51,481 --> 01:11:53,439 Wow. 1534 01:12:06,670 --> 01:12:08,324 - That's great. 1535 01:12:27,691 --> 01:12:28,735 For us? 1536 01:12:28,779 --> 01:12:30,346 Another book. - 1537 01:12:30,389 --> 01:12:31,651 - Hooray! "The Puffins." 1538 01:12:35,438 --> 01:12:36,787 P.B.! 1539 01:12:37,918 --> 01:12:40,181 Ah, yes. In the end, 1540 01:12:40,225 --> 01:12:43,446 all stories worth their salt reach an end. 1541 01:12:43,489 --> 01:12:45,230 Wow. - And so does ours. 1542 01:12:45,273 --> 01:12:46,840 - Wow. Beautiful. - Wow, beautiful. 1543 01:12:46,884 --> 01:12:49,495 Finally, a white Christmas! 1544 01:12:49,539 --> 01:12:52,411 But a little snow always adds a special touch. 1545 01:12:52,455 --> 01:12:55,196 After all, it's Christmas, right? 1546 01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:57,851 - Merry Christmas, everyone! 1547 01:12:57,895 --> 01:13:00,767 - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas, everyone! 1548 01:13:00,811 --> 01:13:03,770 Merry Christmas to all of you. 1549 01:13:03,814 --> 01:13:08,732 Ah, and I'll be seeing you for the next stories real soon. 1550 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:21,484 - Okay, and now for a bedtime story. 1551 01:13:23,224 --> 01:13:26,489 Once upon a time in the Arctic... 1552 01:13:35,585 --> 01:13:38,109 - Hmm? 1553 01:13:38,152 --> 01:13:41,591 Eh? 1554 01:13:50,382 --> 01:13:51,992 - You like the book, Vince? 1555 01:13:52,036 --> 01:13:54,517 - Yeah. - Yeah? What part? 1556 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,693 - Y-You know, that one part. 1557 01:13:56,736 --> 01:13:57,911 There are so many parts. 1558 01:13:57,955 --> 01:13:59,609 - Yeah, specifically what part, Vince? 1559 01:13:59,652 --> 01:14:02,350 - Uh, you know, it's the way you read it that makes it... 1560 01:14:02,394 --> 01:14:03,351 - Is it? - Yeah. 1561 01:14:03,395 --> 01:14:04,352 - Is it? 1562 01:14:04,396 --> 01:14:06,224 - Yeah. Yeah, I loved it. 1563 01:14:06,267 --> 01:14:07,225 - Mm-hmm. 1564 01:14:07,268 --> 01:14:09,662 - I loved it. - Did you? 101449

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