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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:20,220 --> 00:02:22,211 Alberto: Dearest! Good morning, lawyer! 2 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:24,655 Dear lawyer Broggi, the sentence is very hard, huh? 3 00:02:24,740 --> 00:02:25,934 But whoever lasts it wins! 4 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:29,576 Don't block me, please! I have the eleventh. Call me! 5 00:02:29,660 --> 00:02:31,855 Alberto! - Vittorio! - When does your wife leave? 6 00:02:31,940 --> 00:02:33,498 - At 12:30. - And when do we meet? 7 00:02:33,580 --> 00:02:35,616 - At 21:30! - Why are you running away now? 8 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:40,012 - Eleventh ... I have a hearing. - What cause is it? - Won! Vittorio! 9 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:41,929 Nice guy, huh? 10 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:46,369 - Poor thing compared to tonight! - At 21:30! - Compared to the evening! 11 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:48,337 - Do not disappoint me! - Ad maiora! (LAUGHS) 12 00:02:51,540 --> 00:02:52,939 - Sibenik lawyer? - Yup? 13 00:02:53,860 --> 00:02:57,739 - 250,000 lire. - Uhè, Bicini! The thief's father, huh? 14 00:02:57,980 --> 00:03:01,290 - My son is innocent. - Yes, but he has the face of a thief! 15 00:03:01,380 --> 00:03:04,895 They also said to me that I have that face and instead I am a gentleman. 16 00:03:04,980 --> 00:03:06,174 See you, Bikini! 17 00:03:06,580 --> 00:03:09,731 - Is this matter resolved? - You're taking it away today. All right? 18 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:11,578 - Lawyer! Lawyer! - Yup? 19 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:13,093 - The lawsuit begins! - I come! 20 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:15,330 - Lawyer. - Yup? - I'm not telling you anything. 21 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:19,129 And what do you have to say? Be quiet! I have the case in hand! 22 00:03:19,420 --> 00:03:20,933 Bicini, come and hear! 23 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:24,490 > President: You got away with it this time . But watch out next time: 24 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:27,572 ... you will be indicted as a false witness! I got it? Street! 25 00:03:30,580 --> 00:03:33,572 The floor to the Public Prosecutor. 26 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:40,454 PM: While we are convinced of the accused's full awareness ... 27 00:03:40,740 --> 00:03:44,415 ... having no evidence of the crime at our disposal ... 28 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:48,932 ... we ask this court for absolution for lack of evidence. 29 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:50,772 (BRUSIO) 30 00:03:50,860 --> 00:03:53,454 The defense of course has nothing to add. 31 00:03:53,540 --> 00:03:56,577 - Yes Yes Yes. - Lawyer, acquittal has been requested! 32 00:03:57,860 --> 00:03:58,895 Well... 33 00:03:59,780 --> 00:04:00,974 ...Mister President... 34 00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:06,410 ... the prosecutor asked for the acquittal of the accused and so far we are in agreement. 35 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:09,610 But he asked for it due to insufficient evidence! 36 00:04:09,820 --> 00:04:12,653 And on this we are not and cannot agree! 37 00:04:13,060 --> 00:04:14,732 We reject any compromise! 38 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:18,570 Or acquittal with full formula or condemnation! Either innocent or guilty! 39 00:04:19,580 --> 00:04:20,615 This is the point. 40 00:04:22,460 --> 00:04:26,089 And if, in his unjust request, the prosecution was influenced ... 41 00:04:26,180 --> 00:04:28,057 ... from the face of the accused ... 42 00:04:28,620 --> 00:04:31,896 ... I can assure you that the face of a thief does not make a thief. 43 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:36,613 An individual with this face is completely unable to steal! 44 00:04:37,620 --> 00:04:38,894 Mister President... 45 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:43,976 ... people, when they see it, immediately put their hand in their wallets! 46 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:46,773 And this when he steals? 47 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,972 (BRUSIO) 48 00:04:50,180 --> 00:04:51,738 To steal, my lords ... 49 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:54,416 ... it takes an honest face like hers! 50 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:57,374 Pardon! Like mine, like that of many others. 51 00:04:58,140 --> 00:05:01,974 Therefore, having regard to articles 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 ... 52 00:05:02,140 --> 00:05:04,176 ... and 36 of the criminal code ... 53 00:05:04,820 --> 00:05:06,936 ... I ask for absolution with full formula ... 54 00:05:07,020 --> 00:05:08,772 ... because the face does not constitute a crime! 55 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:12,251 (BRUSIO) 56 00:05:20,740 --> 00:05:25,177 In the name of the Italian people, the Court, having regard to art. 624 of the penal code ... 57 00:05:25,340 --> 00:05:27,456 ... declares Federico Bicini guilty ... 58 00:05:27,820 --> 00:05:30,050 ... and sentenced him to one year in prison. 59 00:05:33,140 --> 00:05:34,095 All right? 60 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:40,289 Basins: Piece of ... 61 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:43,179 Antonia, please: 62 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:45,900 ... before you leave, prepare dinner for the lawyer. 63 00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:49,689 Well. - Then he, of course, will tell you not to come these days. 64 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:54,894 - But you come anyway. - At 8:00! Don't worry, I'll take care of it! 65 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:57,614 - Ah! Is the bar cabinet closed? - Here's the key. 66 00:05:57,700 --> 00:06:00,214 - Are you staying out long? - Tonight we arrive ... 67 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:03,451 ... there is the ceremony, the services tomorrow and the day after tomorrow I'm here. 68 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:07,131 - He has arrived! - Is that you, honey? > Yes! 69 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,655 - And do you carry an umbrella? - Yup. 70 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:18,737 Here, lady. - But no, I'll leave it at home. So much, I lose it! 71 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:23,052 No, take it! Water and laughter come to the unexpected . 72 00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:24,209 So I'll bring it! 73 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:33,690 Clara: Alberto! - Yup! 74 00:06:35,900 --> 00:06:37,049 I come! 75 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:40,978 - Alberto, hurry up, or I 'll miss the train! - Ah, yes, go! 76 00:06:41,060 --> 00:06:42,698 But how can I stay a week ... 77 00:06:42,780 --> 00:06:45,613 ... without 'is my Capoccetta? - But I'm only gone two days! 78 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:47,452 - There are too many! - But also three! 79 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:49,498 - Only two! - Ah, two! Thank god! 80 00:06:49,580 --> 00:06:52,219 - Let's hurry up, two days pass quickly! - Thing?! 81 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:53,575 I'm kidding! 82 00:06:53,660 --> 00:06:56,458 - And how did the case go? - Come on, you miss the train! 83 00:06:56,540 --> 00:06:59,179 - You lost it. - Not at all! 50,000 lire! 84 00:06:59,340 --> 00:07:03,333 - Only 50,000 for a criminal case? - A causetta! 5 minutes of speech ... 85 00:07:03,420 --> 00:07:07,732 ... 10,000 per minute! And even if the prosecution got swayed ... 86 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:10,380 ... from the features of the accused, I can assure you ... 87 00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:12,291 ... that the face of a thief does not make a thief! 88 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:13,779 - Six months! - One year. Here we go. 89 00:07:13,860 --> 00:07:17,250 - I want to see when you win a case! - If I didn't speak ... 90 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:19,217 ... who knows where that was! - At his house! 91 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:22,417 What was it? Another unemployed? What do you do? Considerations? 92 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:23,535 - I?! - Yes you! 93 00:07:24,940 --> 00:07:27,215 - The ticket! - What's up? - The ticket! 94 00:07:27,300 --> 00:07:32,169 - Hurry up, it's late! - There's time! 95 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:37,692 - You're not coming tomorrow, huh? - I already knew that. 96 00:07:38,340 --> 00:07:39,409 Here we go? 97 00:07:41,540 --> 00:07:44,373 - And the Pirani hasn't arrived yet? - I did not see her. 98 00:07:44,540 --> 00:07:47,338 - Look, all the banners on your head, huh? - All right. 99 00:07:47,820 --> 00:07:48,775 Thanks. 100 00:07:48,860 --> 00:07:49,815 - Clara! - Yup! 101 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:53,017 - It's all OK. The suitcases are in this compartment. - Good. 102 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:57,173 Now the other ladies arrive. Try to be friendly, you know I care. 103 00:07:57,420 --> 00:07:59,058 Why, haven't I been? 104 00:07:59,140 --> 00:08:01,529 Even when you introduced me ... Antonella? 105 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:05,374 Yes, the countess Antonella Chiaramonte. But you've been a little too hard! 106 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:08,339 - Sure, she's pretty! - Ah, is she pretty? I do not remember? 107 00:08:08,420 --> 00:08:10,331 - Ah, you don't remember, huh? - No... 108 00:08:10,420 --> 00:08:12,172 - Oh, Mrs. Sibenik! - Dearest! 109 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:15,616 - Here too! I thought I didn't see her. - Countess ... My ... 110 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:19,775 These husbands are tyrants: They would never want to let us go! 111 00:08:19,940 --> 00:08:23,728 Wow! That says? I'm glad Clara is distracted! Go! 112 00:08:23,820 --> 00:08:27,017 - Is your group complete? - Only the Chiaramonte is missing. 113 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:30,570 - Ah, missing? - Yes, missing. - D'Alessandri was looking for her. 114 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:33,094 - And where? - He's leading with the banners. 115 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:37,571 - So, excuse me, but I have to go. - You are welcome! - A tout à l'heure! Countess ... 116 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:40,931 - Always being funny, huh? - Because? 117 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:43,818 - Look, wives always know everything. - But what? 118 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:46,733 So, even if they aren't there, try to go straight! 119 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:50,695 - And don't look like a victim! - Oh well ... - That I know you! 120 00:08:50,820 --> 00:08:53,653 Even the last time, when Antonia came in the morning ... 121 00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:57,335 ... did not find you at home. - Yes, you believe her! She hates me! 122 00:08:57,420 --> 00:08:59,536 Someday I'll let you find it swaddled! 123 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:01,815 - Where are you going tonight? - And where? To sleep! 124 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:04,050 - Good boy! - You, rather, do not be the gnoccolona! 125 00:09:04,140 --> 00:09:06,779 - In the carriage! - Have the heavy banner carried to the Countess! 126 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:07,975 - Be calm! - Hello. 127 00:09:08,940 --> 00:09:11,408 And be careful where it goes! Easy, Capocce '! 128 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:16,050 - Alfonso, take care! - I'll miss you. 129 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:20,299 - So, are you staying home tonight? - Yes! - Good boy! 130 00:09:20,380 --> 00:09:23,531 Alfonso, why don't you see the lawyer? You would keep company! 131 00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:25,770 - No, Clara? - Of course! Is an excellent idea! 132 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:29,853 Yes, you can go to the cinema or cafe to watch TV. 133 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:31,817 - Great idea! - Countess, of course! 134 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:34,858 Will you allow me to introduce myself? I'm the President's husband. 135 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:37,579 - Šibenik lawyer. - Very pleased. - Me too... 136 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:38,695 (TRAIN WHISTLE) 137 00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:41,852 - Hello! - Gas, remember! I recommend! 138 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:45,455 - Hello, Capocce '! - Hi dear! - And good evening! - Goodbye, dear! 139 00:09:48,260 --> 00:09:50,490 - Hello. - So, are we going to have the evening together? 140 00:09:50,580 --> 00:09:52,571 - Shall we go watch TV at the bar? - Thing? 141 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:55,458 Shall we go watch TV at the bar? Or do we go to the cinema? 142 00:09:55,980 --> 00:09:59,336 - What are we going to do? - What do you want? - His phone number! 143 00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:01,695 (imitating him) Ah! Doesn't my number have it? 144 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:07,738 - It's ... 44444. - You're from zone 4! - Yup. 145 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:13,054 - 44444. - If someone else answers, give him his address. 146 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:16,417 - (imitating him) So, let's go watch TV at the bar! - Yup! 147 00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:18,736 (Husband laughs) 148 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:25,135 (MUSIC) 149 00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:33,140 (DANCER SINGS IN SPANISH) 150 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:49,655 Not bad, huh? 151 00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:53,093 The petite danseuse has something exotic about it! 152 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:54,655 That? 153 00:11:55,620 --> 00:12:01,729 - I called the sylph ... - What? - I was speaking metaphorically! - Huh? 154 00:12:04,340 --> 00:12:08,128 - Isn't this friend of yours coming? - Yeah, he still doesn't show up ... 155 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:10,977 I'm going to give him a wake up call. 156 00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:12,614 But is he sleeping? 157 00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:16,696 - (laughing) Darling, I was just saying so ... - Ah ... 158 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:21,971 (DANCER SINGS IN SPANISH) 159 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:44,614 - Alberto, I'm waiting for you! You do not come? - Yup... 160 00:12:44,860 --> 00:12:47,374 ... in a few minutes I'll be off! Listen, is Elvira coming? 161 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,055 Maria?! 162 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,934 But how? I do it just to be alone, I can ... 163 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:53,897 ... and you let me spend the evening with Maria? 164 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:55,857 So, I prefer to be with my wife! 165 00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:57,579 Don't be funny! 166 00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:02,339 Ah-ha! And laugh with Maria! I like blondes! 167 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:08,618 I like tall and blondes! Tall, blond and not looking like Maria! 168 00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:12,500 Eh, we hope! Hello! 169 00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:17,370 Did you think I was staying at home, just alone, good good? 170 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:19,491 I've been waiting for this opportunity for months ! 171 00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:22,777 "Oh, how tyrants are these husbands: They never let us go!" 172 00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:26,739 I, tyrant ?! For me you can go every day, even on holidays! 173 00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:31,616 You left the note, huh? You remembered that! 174 00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:32,655 "First point. 175 00:13:32,740 --> 00:13:33,775 Damn, even the points! 176 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:37,899 "Remember to dine at home and not out with friends. 177 00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:41,735 Yes, I go to dinner alone, crying ... Uh! 178 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:45,137 "Second point. Tracing the various notes in the kitchen. 179 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:47,688 How many? Shall I go on a treasure hunt? 180 00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:51,534 "Gas, cage, canary, etc. Follow the instructions carefully. 181 00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:53,252 "I'm far away, but I'm vigilant. 182 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:56,453 Watch, watch! Farewell, beautiful! Tango! 183 00:13:56,940 --> 00:14:01,377 (ALBERTO CANTICCHIA) 184 00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:06,211 Tango, tango, full of passion ... 185 00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:10,612 My dear Elvira, tonight I will steal your corazón! Zam-zam! 186 00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:12,298 It allows me? Ah-ha! 187 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:15,851 Here is the dinner that my Capoccetta prepared for me! 188 00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:19,415 Capocce ', tonight I only eat alone! 189 00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:20,768 (inhaling) Mh ... 190 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:22,779 Ah, another note! 191 00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:25,659 "Remember to take the medicine before meals. 192 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:28,413 Of course? How many drops are there, Capocce '? Are you, are you? 193 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:32,374 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. Here! 194 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:34,095 Medicine! 195 00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:36,333 Dr. Jekyll. Third! 196 00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:39,574 What have you prepared for me, my Little Head? Let's see! 197 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,138 Mh ... how hungry! 198 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,094 Ah, steak! 199 00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:47,816 Steak ... Salad? 200 00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:49,335 Ah-ha! 201 00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:50,609 Anyway, I never eat it! 202 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,614 Very well ... Is the salad dressing? 203 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:57,973 Eh-eh! The salad should be seasoned well! A little vinegar ... 204 00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:02,054 ... and a lot of oil! There! 205 00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:06,695 Steak ... Remove the bold, which I don't like. 206 00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:10,454 Here is the bold. Lemon... 207 00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:15,219 There! A bit of bread... 208 00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:21,252 It's ... It's ... It's ... It's ... Ecco! 209 00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:24,733 Some fruit? No, nothing tonight. 210 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:26,573 So ... very well ... 211 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,578 Nice dinner ... 212 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:33,458 There! Tiè! Antonia, you spy! 213 00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:36,614 Boccuccia ... 214 00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:41,293 Wipe ... Ah, a little wine! Wine is needed! Here. 215 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:46,371 Tango, tango, full of passion ... 216 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:48,339 Mia cara Elvira ... 217 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:51,219 "Gas: Close the taps and the chain. 218 00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:56,540 Yes, because I'm stupid! I don't close chains and taps! 219 00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:58,014 One and two. 220 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,494 Want to try? 221 00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:04,538 Because you can't joke with gas. A lot of times... 222 00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:06,973 Life is in the way! 223 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:09,771 Many families have died with gas. 224 00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:12,970 Oh God! Have you seen? 225 00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:15,976 Have you seen? I was right to try. 226 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,411 At times I was dying. And am I stupid? 227 00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:20,452 Pippo, there is something for you. 228 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,179 "Change Pippo's water. 229 00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:23,773 I change the water for Pippo ... 230 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,295 Goofy, good, I'll change your water! 231 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,093 (KISSES) Goofy, Goofy! 232 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,773 And Pippo, Pippo doesn't know ... 233 00:16:36,540 --> 00:16:37,734 Oh, Pi ... 234 00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:39,654 Pippo, please! 235 00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:41,415 Where are you? 236 00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:47,811 Pippo, don't move. Return to your beautiful little house ... 237 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:50,457 Foo! Who feels the next one? 238 00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:55,251 Pippo, don't move I'm calling the hunter! 239 00:16:58,380 --> 00:16:59,779 Ah, I got you! 240 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:02,775 Oh God! 241 00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:04,452 Pippo, do you know what I'm telling you? 242 00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:07,814 Go to hell, bad bird of ill omen! 243 00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:11,330 Will you make me late? But, meanwhile, don't get out of here! 244 00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:14,818 Here! "Hold the canary! It's so cute!" 245 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,856 That's rude! I've always said it! 246 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,248 It makes me late! 247 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,658 "Watch out for the canary!" 248 00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:25,011 Good evening. (BIANCA MARIA ANSIMA) 249 00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:28,296 - Excuse me. - Mrs! Why is he here? 250 00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:31,539 - That kills me! - Who? - My husband! He is jealous! 251 00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:33,169 - His husband? - Shut up! 252 00:17:33,380 --> 00:17:34,893 - Sst ... - It's him! It is going up. 253 00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:38,097 - But he doesn't come here! - He was chasing me, he saw me enter! 254 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:41,373 - And what are you doing here? - Kills us both! 255 00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:46,414 - Madam, you'd better get out. - But don't you understand that I'm afraid? 256 00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:48,696 And she doesn't understand that I'm afraid too? 257 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:50,295 A window! 258 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,454 No! Life is sacred! 259 00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:58,210 - But right from my window? But what did you understand? I see if there is! 260 00:17:58,300 --> 00:17:59,779 - Don't show up! - No, no. 261 00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:01,532 - Don't show up! - No, no. 262 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,617 - There is? - No. 263 00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:08,331 - Thank god! Come away. - God, he'll be on the landing! 264 00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:09,535 Yes? 265 00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:13,892 But why did she take refuge in this building? 266 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,494 - I live here, upstairs. - But really? 267 00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:18,730 Why, my roommate! (BELL) 268 00:18:18,820 --> 00:18:19,775 Who is it? 269 00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:23,053 - (sighing) It's the phone. - My phone... 270 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:24,729 Allows? 271 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:30,173 - Yup? - Alberto, what are you doing? do you come or not? 272 00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:33,890 But I'm here! I also remedied the tall blonde, a marvel! 273 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:36,295 Ah. Did you succeed? 274 00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:40,732 Yes, but ... maybe I can't, you know? 275 00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:47,578 Do you want to wait? And wait! 276 00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:51,252 He was a colleague of mine. (BELL) 277 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,853 - Ugh! - This time it's the door! 278 00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:55,659 - It's him, we're lost! - How are we? What do I have to do with it? 279 00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:58,254 Do not open! If he finds us here, what happens? 280 00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:03,016 Nothing! Calm down, calm down, calm down! Let's not panic. 281 00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:05,171 I open it, but I don't let it in. 282 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:06,973 (BELL) I would like to see! 283 00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:09,658 Stay here and don't move. 284 00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:12,376 This is my home! Are we kidding? 285 00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:16,448 (BELL) 286 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,649 Tip. 287 00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:24,899 - Say. - Good evening. - Good evening. Say. 288 00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:28,094 I am the tenant upstairs. 289 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:33,257 - Pleasure, but there's no one here . - Ah, then there is 290 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:36,140 - No there is not anyone! - Exactly. Where is it? - Who? 291 00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:38,176 - I'm looking for my wife! - His wife?! 292 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:41,775 And here are you looking for it? There is not even mine, let alone if there is his! 293 00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:46,975 - But how ... his wife? - Excuse me. - You are welcome. 294 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:52,335 - What are you doing? But she can't! - I know I know. 295 00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:56,049 "I know, I know" and meanwhile it can! Ruin my curtains! One does so much for ... 296 00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:57,368 Where it went? Hey! 297 00:19:57,660 --> 00:20:00,891 What are you doing? This is housebreaking! 298 00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:02,369 Open the closet? 299 00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:05,089 Are you looking at me under the bed? But this is my room! 300 00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:07,136 - My wife could have been there! Yes, but there isn't! 301 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:08,858 - But there could be! - She said it! 302 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:12,330 Oh well, but there is underwear! I don't like it! But, sorry, is this your home? 303 00:20:12,460 --> 00:20:14,655 - Come in, go out, do what you like! - All right. 304 00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:17,573 - I had to go out. - That's enough. Sorry. - You are welcome. Good evening. 305 00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:19,175 What does it do? 306 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,369 Seen? 307 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:29,815 Are you happy? 308 00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:33,819 - He's been looking everywhere now. I think there's no ... - Not yet. 309 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,169 Not yet? 310 00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:40,137 - The living room is almost like mine, a little smaller ... - Ah. 311 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:42,609 - It will be the curtains. I have no curtains. - No? 312 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:46,177 And does he want to turn these upside down too? Face, face! 313 00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:48,129 Do... 314 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:53,137 And this is my firm, lawyer, because I'm a lawyer. 315 00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:55,859 - I know. - Remember! Lawyer! So... 316 00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:58,818 - He said the curtains, huh? - Who said that? - She! - I? 317 00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:00,809 (shouting) No! 318 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:06,576 No. - What screams? Don't scream! 319 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:08,333 I don't scream ... 320 00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:12,730 I scream! I want to scream! I'm in my house and scream as much as I want! 321 00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:16,130 - No! No! I want to scream! - Alright then. She will have gone to her mother. 322 00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:17,733 Go find her there! 323 00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:22,770 Dear lawyer, with women with an iron fist and velvet gloves! 324 00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:25,700 However, I will not be looking for her, but the reverse! 325 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:28,698 - Yes. - And wherever she went, I wait down. - Yup. 326 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:33,056 - Arrive, lawyer, and congratulations on your house. - Thanks. 327 00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:35,689 Good evening. 328 00:21:42,980 --> 00:21:44,572 - Went! - Thanks. 329 00:21:44,860 --> 00:21:47,135 I am grateful to you. (ALBERTO FISCHIA) 330 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:52,096 Please take a seat! But what about? Nothing, dear! 331 00:21:52,820 --> 00:21:56,017 I don't hide from you, however, that there was a moment ... Damn! 332 00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:58,979 He was mad at my tents! But what's he got with the curtains? 333 00:21:59,060 --> 00:22:01,654 He knew what a character! With that air of command of his! 334 00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:04,937 - Energumen, huh? - He claims to treat me as he treated his soldiers. 335 00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:07,215 - Colonel? - No, Captain. - Army or Navy? 336 00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:10,258 - How difficult it is to live there! - I Infantry, Additional Officer. 337 00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:14,333 - What do I do now? - Well ... it depends ... What do we do? 338 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,492 - I'm going to my mother. - No! At this time? With your husband down? 339 00:22:17,580 --> 00:22:19,571 - But, lady! - But I can't stay here! 340 00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:20,615 Why not? 341 00:22:20,980 --> 00:22:22,538 - She is alone in the house! - Well? 342 00:22:22,980 --> 00:22:25,016 If I stay, what will people say about me? 343 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:28,292 - And if he doesn't stay, what will he say about me? - Don't joke! 344 00:22:29,060 --> 00:22:33,053 It is a terrible situation! And he doesn't know what my life is with him! 345 00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:34,972 Eh, poor dear, I understand you! 346 00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:38,132 If I go out, I go to my lover. If I'm at home, I'll wait for a call. 347 00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:41,292 If I'm sad, I cheated on him. If I'm happy, I'm going to betray him. 348 00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:43,940 So, merry! Cheer! Cheer! 349 00:22:44,660 --> 00:22:46,537 - But what's his name? - Bianca Maria. 350 00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:48,372 - Bianca Maria! - What are you doing? 351 00:22:49,780 --> 00:22:54,695 No, I said, let's have something, a liqueur, a sherry, a cognac ... 352 00:22:54,780 --> 00:22:56,736 - No thanks. - Something, Bianca Maria! 353 00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:59,334 - If you really want to offer me something ... - Yes. 354 00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:02,692 ... give me a glass of water. - A glass of water! 355 00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:06,336 Something strong! I'll handle that! (Laughs) 356 00:23:06,420 --> 00:23:08,775 I have so many liquors in the bar cabinet that ... 357 00:23:09,580 --> 00:23:10,774 So ... 358 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,334 What is it? 359 00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:14,335 Is closed? 360 00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:18,169 It is Antonia who closed it. I'll kill him tomorrow! (Laughs) 361 00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:20,809 But please make yourself at home! 362 00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:24,538 Does he compliment perhaps? Bianca Maria! 363 00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:26,851 - Did he ask for a glass of water? - Well ... 364 00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:28,293 I'll go get it right away. 365 00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:29,335 Immediately... 366 00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:40,778 (ALBERTO RIDE) 367 00:23:41,740 --> 00:23:42,889 Bianca Maria ... 368 00:23:42,980 --> 00:23:46,336 It is small because the caissons have dried up. They are modern buildings. 369 00:23:46,540 --> 00:23:49,771 But it is fresh, from the cave! Good? 370 00:23:50,660 --> 00:23:51,695 A cigarette? 371 00:23:52,340 --> 00:23:54,649 - It's empty! - It's empty?! 372 00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:56,776 (laughing) It's empty! A joke! 373 00:23:56,940 --> 00:23:57,895 (BELL) Who is it? 374 00:23:58,100 --> 00:23:59,374 (BIANCA MARIA ANSIMA) 375 00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:01,619 - The phone! - Ah! 376 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:03,255 The phone! 377 00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:08,048 Still impressed? Close to me? 378 00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:10,571 Iron fist and velvet gloves! 379 00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:12,255 I come! 380 00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:21,174 Please! 381 00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:23,813 - Yup? - Hello, Alberto? 382 00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:26,415 Soon? 383 00:24:26,580 --> 00:24:28,172 Do you decide or not? I am waiting! 384 00:24:28,660 --> 00:24:29,615 Eh? 385 00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:32,175 But yes, there is the blonde, the brunette, the brunette! 386 00:24:32,540 --> 00:24:35,612 You won't tell me now you want a short fat one, sorry! 387 00:24:36,660 --> 00:24:40,699 I'm telling jokes, I'm drinking. I do not know what to do! 388 00:24:41,740 --> 00:24:45,130 - But is anyone home? - Fool! I tell you I'm alone! 389 00:24:45,980 --> 00:24:47,811 But if you want to wait, wait! 390 00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:53,652 - The importunate again! - It's always later. I have to decide. 391 00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:57,415 - But he has already decided! Stay here! - No, I can not. I have to go. 392 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:58,455 Bianca Maria! 393 00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:01,653 Bianca Maria, where are you going? He is down! He is waiting for you! 394 00:25:01,740 --> 00:25:04,538 - This situation is terrible! - But what's terrible? 395 00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:07,339 What are you afraid of? Bianca Maria, I am a gentleman ... 396 00:25:07,420 --> 00:25:09,092 ... man of the law! - Yes but... 397 00:25:09,180 --> 00:25:10,454 Come on, take a seat! 398 00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:15,332 She is mistress in this house and I will only have the duties of the guest! 399 00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:19,855 Do you see? I bet his house is the same location as mine too. 400 00:25:19,940 --> 00:25:23,774 Does your room face west? It is furnished with simple furniture ... 401 00:25:23,860 --> 00:25:27,933 Is Baroque to your taste? You're welcome ... She goes here ... 402 00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:30,090 ... and take a nap until tomorrow morning! 403 00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:31,613 - It is not possible! - And why? 404 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:33,531 - But then, your wife? - Well, there isn't! 405 00:25:33,620 --> 00:25:36,692 - He might find out! - And even if he finds out? 406 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,850 We are free in our actions. 407 00:25:39,940 --> 00:25:43,410 I don't want to know what she does and she doesn't have to know what I do! 408 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,809 So you don't get along with your wife? 409 00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:47,609 And how could I? 410 00:25:50,220 --> 00:25:52,336 I love family, work, home. 411 00:25:53,660 --> 00:25:56,857 I also wanted a baby so much and ... instead ... 412 00:25:58,020 --> 00:26:00,580 How did she find me? I was putting out the bucket! 413 00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:04,891 I'm not ashamed to say ... I had to wash the dishes too. 414 00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:09,731 But my wife ... Where is my wife? Where is it? 415 00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:14,932 Do you know where she is? I know where that libertine is! 416 00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:18,093 Greedy for pleasure, a lover of luxury, splendor ... 417 00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:20,768 ... spend every night between dances, sounds, songs ... 418 00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:25,133 (RELIGIOUS SONGS) 419 00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:37,249 Actually she seems so pretty, so serious ... 420 00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:40,657 - It's retouched, very retouched. - You don't think so. 421 00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:44,335 - Bianca Maria, I need a lot of love. - Don't be a baby! 422 00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:46,217 I don't even have a mom and a dad! 423 00:26:47,180 --> 00:26:50,172 Come on, ban on sadness! If you need anything ... 424 00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:53,809 ... here is everything: Brush, comb, mirror, everything. And fear not ... 425 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:56,973 ... I am a man of the law! - Okay, okay! 426 00:26:57,380 --> 00:26:59,848 - Where do you sleep? - Do not worry about me! 427 00:26:59,940 --> 00:27:05,094 Look! Do you see this bed? Do you see how big it is? 428 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:06,489 Everything for her! 429 00:27:06,820 --> 00:27:12,417 I put myself here. A little bit ... The lace ... Okay? 430 00:27:13,220 --> 00:27:15,290 Bianca Maria, okay? 431 00:27:15,660 --> 00:27:18,891 Bianca Maria! Bianca Maria! Bianca Maria! 432 00:27:20,380 --> 00:27:22,689 - Bianca Maria, what are you doing? - What are you doing? 433 00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:24,816 But what did he think? I would have slept on the sofa! 434 00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:27,460 - No, I'm leaving. - But with the danger of your husband? 435 00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:29,650 Between two dangers, I always choose the lesser! 436 00:27:29,740 --> 00:27:32,812 But this is the minor! I will sleep on the sofa. 437 00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:36,735 - Yeah ... And who assures me? - I. My word of honor. 438 00:27:37,140 --> 00:27:38,812 - Word of honor? - Word of honor. 439 00:27:43,860 --> 00:27:45,452 - Good night. - Good night. 440 00:27:45,740 --> 00:27:46,855 Bianca Maria ... 441 00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:52,569 ... a wall separates us. Sleep peacefully. Good night. 442 00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:55,213 (BIANCA MARIA RIDE) 443 00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:57,019 Done on purpose! A joke! 444 00:27:59,620 --> 00:28:00,575 (SHOTS ON THE DOOR) 445 00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:02,139 - Yup? > Bianca Maria! 446 00:28:02,340 --> 00:28:04,649 - Good night! > Good night! - Good night! 447 00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:09,453 And don't be a baby! (ALBERTO RIDE) 448 00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:13,500 (PHONE RING) The telephone! 449 00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:15,852 > Telephone? - Yes, the phone. 450 00:28:15,940 --> 00:28:18,249 (ATTEMPTS TO OPEN THE DOOR) 451 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:21,331 > Can you answer, please? 452 00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:25,215 Soon? 453 00:28:25,980 --> 00:28:27,015 Soon? 454 00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:30,331 - The usual importunate? - A long distance. - A drawstring failure. 455 00:28:30,420 --> 00:28:31,648 An intercity ?! 456 00:28:36,260 --> 00:28:37,329 (falsetto) Hello? 457 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,973 - Hello? Who's talking? - Who's talking? 458 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:43,819 Who is on the phone? 459 00:28:45,780 --> 00:28:47,850 I get it. But who is on the phone? 460 00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:54,057 - Yes, it's me! It's me! - Ah, it's you! 461 00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:56,695 Is it possible that you always have to be witty? 462 00:28:56,780 --> 00:28:58,054 He is always in a good mood! 463 00:28:59,020 --> 00:29:02,729 - Okay, but I almost fell there! - It is my wife. 464 00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:05,056 He wants to say good night to me with friends. 465 00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:07,608 When evening comes, she is beset with repentance. 466 00:29:08,620 --> 00:29:12,898 You did not exit? Didn't you get along with Signor Alfonso? 467 00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:14,698 They didn't go to the cinema. 468 00:29:15,580 --> 00:29:18,617 Dear! Say, do you miss me? 469 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:21,375 (KISS) 470 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:23,855 Have you eaten? Was the meat tender? 471 00:29:24,540 --> 00:29:26,371 Did you change the water on the canary? 472 00:29:26,860 --> 00:29:29,055 Good boy! Remember the gas! 473 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:34,334 Listen, Mrs. Pirani, our dearest President ... 474 00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:36,929 ... he told me to call Mr. Alfonso ... 475 00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:39,250 ... to tell him that the trip was great ... 476 00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:42,491 ... and that now we go to bed because we get up tomorrow morning ... 477 00:29:42,580 --> 00:29:44,172 ... and there is immediately the function. 478 00:29:45,260 --> 00:29:47,455 Do you remember, huh? All right. 479 00:29:47,740 --> 00:29:50,493 Now I salute you because many ladies have to call. 480 00:29:51,140 --> 00:29:54,098 Goodbye, honey. And goodnight. (KISSES) 481 00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:55,249 Good night! 482 00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:59,175 Good night. (KISSES) Can you hear me? 483 00:30:01,340 --> 00:30:04,889 - Good night! Good night! - Good night. - And goodnight! 484 00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:06,973 Good night! 485 00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:09,449 Bianca Maria! 486 00:30:11,220 --> 00:30:13,051 - Bianca Maria! > Yes? 487 00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:16,968 - Then I go. > Bravo! - I'll sleep on the sofa. > Bravo! 488 00:30:18,340 --> 00:30:22,094 I'll be uncomfortable, I know, but don't worry about me. 489 00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:25,859 (laughing) I have enough spirit of adaptation. 490 00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:38,332 And thanks for the trust! 491 00:30:40,140 --> 00:30:41,858 (KEY LOCK NOISE) 492 00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:55,614 (MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 493 00:32:44,660 --> 00:32:45,649 What is it? 494 00:32:46,780 --> 00:32:47,929 What does it mean? 495 00:32:48,980 --> 00:32:50,413 Even in bad taste! 496 00:32:53,460 --> 00:32:56,452 "Have lunch alone, not with friends!" Mmmmh! 497 00:32:59,660 --> 00:33:00,979 (ALBERTO SNOWS) 498 00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:09,459 Bianca Maria, do you want something? Would you like to have a snack? 499 00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:11,611 > No, thanks. I have already eaten lunch! 500 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,817 Already had lunch! I, on the other hand, did not eat! 501 00:33:18,820 --> 00:33:20,970 (snorting) I got hungry! 502 00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:28,495 (ALBERTO SNOWS) 503 00:33:28,580 --> 00:33:29,535 "He wants something?" 504 00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:34,889 But what? I threw everything away! Imagine if Capoccetta left anything! 505 00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:38,255 If there was a chicken! (STRAP PIPPO) 506 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:42,612 Pippo, you are my chicken! 507 00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:46,099 My Pippo, I forgot about you. Do not move. 508 00:33:46,340 --> 00:33:48,137 I'll put some salt on your tail. 509 00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:50,577 But will this be true of the salt? 510 00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:54,579 Pippo mio, don't move. 511 00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:03,894 Ah! Game is a delicious thing, you know? 512 00:34:04,220 --> 00:34:06,211 But what game! How dry you are! 513 00:34:07,940 --> 00:34:12,536 Pippo mio, you come in front of me when I'm hungry! 514 00:34:13,860 --> 00:34:16,533 Ah! You took a small risk! 515 00:34:18,860 --> 00:34:20,259 (ALBERTO SUSPIRES) 516 00:34:22,180 --> 00:34:25,297 (MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 517 00:34:53,460 --> 00:34:54,415 (ALBERTO SUSPIRES) 518 00:35:01,260 --> 00:35:02,773 It is midnight... 519 00:35:03,620 --> 00:35:05,258 ... and everything is silent. 520 00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:08,930 Everyone sleeps in peace ... 521 00:35:09,660 --> 00:35:12,094 ... in their white beds. 522 00:35:13,740 --> 00:35:17,415 While the echo resounds outside ... 523 00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:23,738 ... of an old bell tower! Din! 524 00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:32,291 Three, four, five, six you hear ... 525 00:35:33,020 --> 00:35:36,137 ... seven, eight, nine ... 526 00:35:36,340 --> 00:35:39,537 ... up to twelve shots without ceasing ... 527 00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:43,090 Young: If we found a house in the suburbs that cost little ... 528 00:35:43,540 --> 00:35:48,091 ... in the kitchen we could put the full set of American drums ... 529 00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:50,740 ... that they sell. Stop with your hands! 530 00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:53,371 After the bedroom ... 531 00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:56,736 ... there may be another room with a buffet and counter-buffet ... 532 00:35:56,820 --> 00:36:00,017 ... which also serves as a dining room. Stop with your hands! 533 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:04,090 And if we take it in installments, they also give you a discount. 534 00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:06,177 I told you: "Stop with your hands!". 535 00:36:06,420 --> 00:36:10,777 (MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 536 00:38:10,260 --> 00:38:12,376 - Bianca Maria! What is it? 537 00:38:14,140 --> 00:38:17,496 I need a cover, a pillow. 538 00:38:18,140 --> 00:38:22,179 I also have my pajamas there. How you do it? 539 00:38:22,540 --> 00:38:25,737 > Do good! He will do without it for tonight. 540 00:38:28,260 --> 00:38:33,971 Yes, they are good, but a pillow! What it takes, it takes! 541 00:38:34,540 --> 00:38:36,371 Where do I put my cartridge? 542 00:38:36,740 --> 00:38:39,618 > Put her in the shower, it will do her good! 543 00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:44,931 - But, Bianca Maria, a pillow! - Yes I understand. 544 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:48,458 - He understood, but he won't give it to me! > Good night! 545 00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:52,017 - But a pillow! > Good night! - And what good night? 546 00:38:52,660 --> 00:38:53,809 Good night... 547 00:38:54,940 --> 00:38:56,134 Good night! 548 00:38:58,940 --> 00:39:02,216 I haven't eaten, her husband kills me in moments. 549 00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:04,939 I didn't go there. That had brought Elvira too! 550 00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:06,414 Good night... 551 00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:09,094 (ALBERTO SNOWS) 552 00:39:29,580 --> 00:39:32,538 - But Bianca Maria! > Enough! - And vaf ... 553 00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:38,935 (MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 554 00:39:58,260 --> 00:40:03,414 (SIREN) 555 00:40:10,780 --> 00:40:11,974 We were at the station. 556 00:40:12,060 --> 00:40:14,972 I am the husband of the President of the Ladies of Charity. 557 00:40:15,060 --> 00:40:18,735 - So much pleasure! - And I said to him: "Lawyer, give me your phone." 558 00:40:18,980 --> 00:40:23,770 - And he told me 44444. - And did n't you know it's the number of firemen? 559 00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:27,018 No! We were supposed to watch TV in the bar! 560 00:40:28,340 --> 00:40:29,853 (WOMAN 1 SIGHS) 561 00:40:38,860 --> 00:40:40,418 (WOMAN 2 YAWNS) 562 00:40:40,780 --> 00:40:45,012 Sir, it's late. It's 5:00, it's almost dawn. He asked for the bill, didn't he? 563 00:40:45,220 --> 00:40:49,577 - And do it. - Sorry to interrupt the fun ... 564 00:40:52,940 --> 00:40:54,578 (WOMAN 3 yawns) 565 00:40:57,540 --> 00:41:01,499 (MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 566 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:13,489 Oh! 567 00:41:14,420 --> 00:41:16,456 (ALBERTO COUGH) 568 00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:22,137 Oh God! Help! 569 00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:29,249 Bianca Maria! 570 00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:32,494 Bianca Maria! 571 00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:39,059 Bianca Maria! 572 00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:45,377 (MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 573 00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:13,218 The sun shines on the golden curls ... 574 00:42:13,420 --> 00:42:18,255 The day has come, wake up, darling ... 575 00:42:18,380 --> 00:42:19,654 (shouting) Hot coffee! 576 00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:25,655 Bianca Maria! Shall we have an early morning coffee? 577 00:42:26,180 --> 00:42:27,215 Bianca Maria! 578 00:42:27,380 --> 00:42:28,699 White ... White ... 579 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,450 Bianca Maria! Bianca Maria! 580 00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:33,535 Bianca Maria! 581 00:42:34,940 --> 00:42:36,055 Bianca Maria! 582 00:42:37,460 --> 00:42:39,655 Bianca Maria, is she there? Are you taking a shower? 583 00:42:40,940 --> 00:42:42,055 I don't hear a rumor! 584 00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:45,056 Bianca Maria! Bianca ... 585 00:42:46,340 --> 00:42:47,568 Bianca Maria! 586 00:42:49,660 --> 00:42:50,854 Bianca Maria! 587 00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:57,368 Did you run away? 588 00:42:58,740 --> 00:43:00,776 But why did you run away, Bianca Maria? 589 00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:05,172 Silly! You missed a great opportunity. 590 00:43:06,980 --> 00:43:08,493 Kill how hungry I am! 591 00:43:09,460 --> 00:43:11,610 Which is? A note! 592 00:43:12,820 --> 00:43:14,697 Even Capocce 'writes the tickets! 593 00:43:14,900 --> 00:43:17,653 "Excuse me if I run away like a thief, but it is necessary. 594 00:43:17,860 --> 00:43:19,930 "Thanks for everything, Bianca Maria. 595 00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:22,573 "Like a thief ..." 596 00:43:22,980 --> 00:43:25,653 What do you think you stole from me? My heart? 597 00:43:26,860 --> 00:43:28,339 Little naive! 598 00:43:29,620 --> 00:43:30,973 What have you stolen from me? 599 00:43:32,780 --> 00:43:35,453 What ... did you steal from me? 600 00:43:39,860 --> 00:43:42,499 You stole my 200,000 lire! The 200,000! 601 00:43:43,340 --> 00:43:44,455 The 200,000! 602 00:43:45,660 --> 00:43:48,732 250,000 gave me. I showed 50,000 to you ... 603 00:43:49,180 --> 00:43:52,616 ... 200,000 I didn't show you, they were hidden here. Do you remember? 604 00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:54,736 You don't remember because I didn't show them to you. 605 00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:58,296 This one came, all perfumed, saying: "Help!". 606 00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:02,573 "My husband is jealous, he chases me!" Her husband with that thief face! 607 00:44:03,180 --> 00:44:04,169 (TOWARDS STIZZA) 608 00:44:04,260 --> 00:44:05,932 He said he lived upstairs. 609 00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:08,809 But is it possible? Upstairs! 610 00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:10,819 Upstairs! 611 00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:13,253 Oh, santo... 612 00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:19,891 (MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 613 00:44:23,580 --> 00:44:24,808 (BELL) 614 00:44:28,220 --> 00:44:31,178 (BELL) 615 00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:35,098 In short, where there is a woman , the doors never open! 616 00:44:35,180 --> 00:44:36,135 Damn! 617 00:44:38,740 --> 00:44:39,968 Bianca Maria! 618 00:44:44,300 --> 00:44:46,256 What do you want? Tear down the building? 619 00:44:48,700 --> 00:44:49,769 You open! 620 00:44:50,100 --> 00:44:51,818 (MECHANICAL NOISE) The elevator! 621 00:44:54,260 --> 00:44:57,775 - Good morning, Mr. Advocate. - Say a little! Who lives here? 622 00:44:58,100 --> 00:45:01,888 She was the only tenant who hadn't asked me about those two yet. 623 00:45:01,980 --> 00:45:02,935 Oh yes? 624 00:45:03,060 --> 00:45:04,857 - And what do you know about them? - Nothing. 625 00:45:05,020 --> 00:45:07,250 How, nothing? You only read my mail, you? 626 00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:11,459 They are people who have recently come. He never receives mail! 627 00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:14,168 People who run away, people I don't like. 628 00:45:14,460 --> 00:45:17,258 - Not her either, huh? - Come on, the lady ... 629 00:45:17,420 --> 00:45:21,811 - What kind of people are they? - Who goes in, goes out, without even looking at you. 630 00:45:21,980 --> 00:45:27,850 - Besides, do you know where they get all that money? - Why, do you know? 631 00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:29,015 Eh... 632 00:45:29,340 --> 00:45:31,456 - And about the grandfather, do you know? - What grandfather? 633 00:45:31,700 --> 00:45:34,373 - Live with the dead! - (wincing) With the dead ?! 634 00:45:34,460 --> 00:45:39,659 - Yes, he has a very profitable funeral home ! - Oh yes? - Yup. 635 00:45:39,740 --> 00:45:41,332 - Grandpa has pumps, huh? - Yup. 636 00:45:41,540 --> 00:45:43,496 And where is this funeral home? 637 00:45:43,580 --> 00:45:46,014 At the end of Via Mastrelli, in the old quarters. 638 00:45:46,180 --> 00:45:49,297 Yes I know. You and I have never talked, understand? 639 00:45:49,380 --> 00:45:51,610 - Ah, lawyer! - That? - In confidence ... 640 00:45:51,940 --> 00:45:55,489 ... I like the lady. - Orc! (WHISTLE) 641 00:45:56,100 --> 00:45:57,169 Enjoyable! 642 00:45:57,740 --> 00:46:01,858 (MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 643 00:46:05,340 --> 00:46:06,534 Funeral home ... 644 00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:12,458 Undertakers ... I'll call Vittorio. He'll still be home by now. 645 00:46:12,540 --> 00:46:14,371 (NOISE OF DOOR LOCK ) 646 00:46:16,620 --> 00:46:17,689 She is back! 647 00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:19,455 She is back! 648 00:46:20,900 --> 00:46:21,935 Bianca Maria! 649 00:46:23,420 --> 00:46:27,208 Oh! What are you doing here? What are you doing here? How did you introduce yourself? 650 00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:30,337 Not introduced? When the door is open, anyone can enter! 651 00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:33,173 - I come for my duties. - I told you not to come! 652 00:46:33,260 --> 00:46:36,093 - The lady told me to come. - I don't need you ... 653 00:46:36,180 --> 00:46:39,331 ... and your control! - She didn't spend the night here. 654 00:46:39,820 --> 00:46:42,698 The bed is intact and has the eyes of lust! 655 00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:46,929 Antonia, I forbid you to speak to me in this tone! 656 00:46:47,220 --> 00:46:51,850 Eh ... raise your voice! I will speak very low to the lady ... 657 00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:56,457 ... in this tone, shut up! I take note and report! 658 00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:58,969 - What are you referring to? - I report what I see! 659 00:46:59,060 --> 00:47:03,338 - That you see? - Sofa in turmoil, traces of revelry. 660 00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:09,975 The glass! A glass of water with a lipstick stain! 661 00:47:10,140 --> 00:47:14,656 Look, it's true, I slept on the sofa last night because she was there. 662 00:47:14,860 --> 00:47:16,498 - She. - She ... There was ... 663 00:47:16,580 --> 00:47:17,899 - Her. - Who her? - The other one. 664 00:47:17,980 --> 00:47:19,299 - She, who? My wife? - The woman. 665 00:47:19,380 --> 00:47:21,291 - Was my wife there? - No, the lady wasn't there. 666 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:22,859 So, I slept here. 667 00:47:23,460 --> 00:47:26,338 I tried to get into the room, but I couldn't. 668 00:47:26,900 --> 00:47:29,414 Without my wife, I cannot enter my room. 669 00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:33,618 And then I'm forced to sleep here. Did you understand why I slept on the sofa? 670 00:47:33,980 --> 00:47:36,096 Antonia, do you understand? Here ... (CRIES) 671 00:47:36,860 --> 00:47:40,614 ... because I slept on the sofa. - Oh, poor young man! 672 00:47:41,660 --> 00:47:47,337 - Eh, love, what love is! - Have you ever been in love? 673 00:47:47,620 --> 00:47:49,372 Love and youth ... what was was! 674 00:47:49,460 --> 00:47:51,530 - Are you romantic too? - Not at all! - Antonia! 675 00:47:51,620 --> 00:47:54,771 Say this, shut up with my wife! I don't want you to worry. 676 00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:56,289 I'm going out, Antonia! 677 00:47:57,300 --> 00:48:01,851 We usually consider women a fragile object ... 678 00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:07,575 ... worthy of all respect, but when this woman tries ... 679 00:48:07,900 --> 00:48:10,937 ... with deception and takes other people's stuff ... 680 00:48:11,260 --> 00:48:16,209 ... then she is a thief and as such must be harshly considered. 681 00:48:17,260 --> 00:48:19,535 We don't get used to looking with an eye ... 682 00:48:19,620 --> 00:48:22,578 - Hello. - You made me do a clown figure last night! 683 00:48:22,660 --> 00:48:24,173 - I have to talk to you. - What do you mean? 684 00:48:24,260 --> 00:48:25,773 - It's important. - Not important? 685 00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:28,772 - They stole 200,000 lire from me. - What am I interested in? Go to the police! 686 00:48:28,860 --> 00:48:31,693 A woman who slept with me last night stole them from me! 687 00:48:31,780 --> 00:48:33,418 - What was it like? - What do I know? 688 00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:35,491 You have to advise me. See you at 3pm. 689 00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:37,457 - I can not. - At 16:00. - All right. 690 00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:40,008 - Was she pretty? - Not pretty! She was a thief! 691 00:48:43,220 --> 00:48:46,053 She stole too. I would give her 30 years! 692 00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:49,212 - Ahó! My guild is innocent! Did you understand? - Yup. 693 00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:54,129 I always say that ... 694 00:48:54,220 --> 00:48:58,213 ... that, when talking to customers, 1st and 2nd class should not be specified! 695 00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:01,178 - Okay, it will be done. Welcome, gentlemen. - Eh ... 696 00:49:01,260 --> 00:49:03,535 - What can I do for you? - Get up, I do. 697 00:49:03,620 --> 00:49:05,929 - Are you Bianca Maria's grandfather? - Do you know my niece? 698 00:49:06,020 --> 00:49:08,409 Yes, he lives upstairs. I met her tonight ... 699 00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,377 ... in a somewhat unfortunate circumstance . 700 00:49:10,460 --> 00:49:12,894 - Something serious? - Yes, quite. You see ... 701 00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:15,689 ... my wife left me alone. - Poor! 702 00:49:15,780 --> 00:49:17,657 And she understands that when a man is alone ... 703 00:49:17,740 --> 00:49:20,334 ... needs comfort. - And call it comfort! 704 00:49:20,420 --> 00:49:22,411 Suddenly Bianca Maria arrived. 705 00:49:22,500 --> 00:49:26,413 Oh! My niece is always like this: As soon as such circumstances arise ... 706 00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:30,379 ... she is always ready. - And where is he now? I would like to thank you... 707 00:49:30,460 --> 00:49:33,133 ... for what he did for me because he is not at home! 708 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,609 There is no reason why a little trouble has happened . 709 00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:39,136 And when a hindrance happens, he takes refuge from his mother ... 710 00:49:39,220 --> 00:49:42,735 ... which is my home. - Yup? And where is this refuge located? 711 00:49:43,140 --> 00:49:47,975 A little far, out of the way ... in a small villa in Via dei Tigli 76. 712 00:49:48,180 --> 00:49:50,171 Via dei Tigli ... the refuge is there. 713 00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:54,129 - Via dei Tigli 76. Let's go! - Look how accurate this is ... 714 00:49:54,780 --> 00:49:56,896 But are his wife's funeral taking place? 715 00:49:57,220 --> 00:49:58,892 Tiè! Let's leave! 716 00:50:02,460 --> 00:50:06,419 - Have you seen? Pain drives people crazy . - Sure! 717 00:50:06,660 --> 00:50:10,892 And what's crazier is my nephew! Has a death below ... 718 00:50:10,980 --> 00:50:14,575 ... and does not feel the duty to inform me! - You're right, Commander. 719 00:50:14,780 --> 00:50:18,295 (MUSIC) 720 00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:28,569 - She stopped near the phonograph! - But who? 721 00:50:28,660 --> 00:50:33,176 - Marilina, Bianca Maria's sister! - Ah! - Invite her! Can't you see that she is alone? 722 00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:35,530 I don't like dancing. (MOTHER SIGHS) 723 00:50:35,620 --> 00:50:38,134 Dear Mrs. Broggi, I'm sorry if I leave you alone ... 724 00:50:38,220 --> 00:50:40,211 ... but there is always a lot to do in these holidays! 725 00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:43,019 - But do you think, Donna Elvira? - And your son doesn't dance? 726 00:50:43,100 --> 00:50:45,933 Yes, he danced so far! He's getting some rest. 727 00:50:46,020 --> 00:50:47,851 What a dear boy! (Laughs) 728 00:50:48,260 --> 00:50:50,251 This youth would never stop! 729 00:50:50,340 --> 00:50:52,490 My daughter Marilina would dance all day! 730 00:50:52,580 --> 00:50:54,969 - Besides, I'm not letting you leave the house. - Sure! 731 00:50:55,060 --> 00:50:57,130 Better at home, with safe friends! 732 00:50:57,260 --> 00:51:01,890 - Now excuse me, I have to go. Permission. - You are welcome. - Hi Massimo. 733 00:51:03,220 --> 00:51:05,529 Have you heard? She is also a decent girl. 734 00:51:05,620 --> 00:51:08,293 Then, Bianca Maria is married and all the stuff will be hers. 735 00:51:08,620 --> 00:51:11,293 They even have the cemetery lighting contract ! 736 00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:14,776 That's 6 million a year of income! Not enough for you? 737 00:51:14,860 --> 00:51:18,216 I don't marry for interest and I do n't even know if I will marry in life. 738 00:51:18,300 --> 00:51:19,415 Ah, who is holding me back? 739 00:51:20,820 --> 00:51:24,813 - Madam, will you? - No thanks. I don't dance. Excuse me. - You are welcome. 740 00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:28,535 These too. 741 00:51:33,580 --> 00:51:35,332 - That's enough? - Yes thanks. 742 00:51:40,340 --> 00:51:43,332 - I still insist. - I told her no! - Oh, no? 743 00:51:43,860 --> 00:51:45,009 (MAN SIGHS) 744 00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:46,689 Patience! 745 00:52:03,300 --> 00:52:05,256 - You dance, right? - Yup. 746 00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:18,375 (MUSIC FROM INSIDE) 747 00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:21,974 Vittorio, do you understand these? With grandpa's pumps ... 748 00:52:22,060 --> 00:52:25,018 ... and the taps of Bianca Maria, what a villa! Look'! 749 00:52:38,140 --> 00:52:39,289 Which is? 750 00:52:45,340 --> 00:52:48,013 If this is the house of the dead, I'll shoot myself right away! 751 00:52:48,980 --> 00:52:50,208 Really! What is it? 752 00:52:50,460 --> 00:52:53,054 - Excuse me, do you have a match? - That? - A match. 753 00:52:53,580 --> 00:52:55,889 - No. - Well, better. So I don't smoke. 754 00:52:59,220 --> 00:53:00,619 This is badly resurrected! 755 00:53:05,580 --> 00:53:09,255 Welcome! Do they want to have a drink? Without compliments! 756 00:53:09,780 --> 00:53:13,056 - Dance? - No. There's someone else dancing here tonight. 757 00:53:13,220 --> 00:53:15,814 - I want to talk to Bianca Maria. - But that's my sister! 758 00:53:15,900 --> 00:53:17,856 - Oh yes? - I'll call you right away. 759 00:53:18,740 --> 00:53:21,538 Antonietta, take the gentlemen's coats ... 760 00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:25,016 ... and tell Signora Bianca Maria that friends want her. 761 00:53:25,100 --> 00:53:26,692 - Immediately. - With some urgency. 762 00:53:26,780 --> 00:53:30,773 - Meanwhile, we dance. Wallets! 763 00:53:34,180 --> 00:53:35,215 What do you want? 764 00:53:38,580 --> 00:53:39,899 - Man: Do you dance? - Yup. 765 00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:42,972 - Dance? - (wincing) Oh my God! 766 00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:47,488 No! I am waiting for Bianca Maria. Who is she? Another sister? 767 00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:50,498 No, a friend of hers. So, can't you dance? 768 00:53:52,540 --> 00:53:53,859 Child, I like you! 769 00:53:55,820 --> 00:53:56,855 Mambo! 770 00:53:56,980 --> 00:53:58,174 A little mambo! 771 00:54:03,300 --> 00:54:07,418 - Your name, please? - Marilina. - Oh, Marilina ... 772 00:54:09,260 --> 00:54:14,015 - And its? - Victor, but friends call me Baby 773 00:54:16,660 --> 00:54:19,811 Have you seen that how fast it is? He immediately courted Marilina. 774 00:54:19,900 --> 00:54:24,018 - Dance with her and you sleep! - I'm not sleeping? 775 00:54:28,300 --> 00:54:32,657 - What are you doing here? - How, what do I do? - Yes, what does it do? 776 00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:35,978 - You don't know why I came? - No, say. 777 00:54:37,740 --> 00:54:38,695 Not here. 778 00:54:40,300 --> 00:54:41,733 All right, take a seat. 779 00:54:58,580 --> 00:54:59,569 Well then? 780 00:55:07,580 --> 00:55:09,616 So what do you want? 781 00:55:12,340 --> 00:55:14,854 - Have I come to return the visit? - What are you doing? 782 00:55:14,940 --> 00:55:17,295 If my husband comes, you know him. It's terrible! 783 00:55:18,740 --> 00:55:19,809 Listen, baby ... 784 00:55:20,300 --> 00:55:22,973 ... the story of the terrible husband with me no longer attacks. 785 00:55:23,100 --> 00:55:27,298 - There's only one terrible here, and that's me! - For charity! - Sst! 786 00:55:28,420 --> 00:55:30,888 - Money out! - What money? 787 00:55:31,380 --> 00:55:36,454 - Night fairy, 200,000 lire ... I need it! - 200,000 ?! 788 00:55:38,180 --> 00:55:41,217 - But what does that mean? - What went wrong this time! 789 00:55:41,620 --> 00:55:42,939 You were unlucky. 790 00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:46,499 Grilla, look at my eye! 791 00:55:48,100 --> 00:55:49,089 You see it? 792 00:55:50,020 --> 00:55:52,295 But who did you take me for? For one who flies over? 793 00:55:52,380 --> 00:55:53,574 You sneak into my house ... 794 00:55:53,660 --> 00:55:56,891 ... mind your own business, lock yourself up, leave me fast and I have to suffer? 795 00:55:56,980 --> 00:55:57,935 Undergo what? 796 00:55:59,060 --> 00:56:02,530 - Well, who gives me this money? You or your husband? - What money? 797 00:56:04,180 --> 00:56:05,295 200,000 read. 798 00:56:06,020 --> 00:56:07,248 So, it's blackmail. 799 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:10,979 Mascalzone. 800 00:56:12,700 --> 00:56:17,979 And think how different it was last night. Go away! I'm not giving her anything! 801 00:56:19,940 --> 00:56:21,089 And who gives them to me? 802 00:56:22,740 --> 00:56:24,412 - Your husband? - My husband?! 803 00:56:24,940 --> 00:56:29,377 - It's monstrous! - And do you notice now? You could have thought about it before marrying him. 804 00:56:30,300 --> 00:56:33,098 If it's a joke, it's bad. 805 00:56:33,700 --> 00:56:35,531 Please, be good, stop. 806 00:56:36,220 --> 00:56:38,097 I understand that you like me as a man. 807 00:56:38,580 --> 00:56:40,696 Hunt the money and do what you want with me. 808 00:56:40,780 --> 00:56:44,614 - You leave me! And stop calling me you! - Give me the money and I'll give you her. 809 00:56:44,820 --> 00:56:47,015 I have only 50,000 lire. Are they enough? 810 00:56:48,220 --> 00:56:49,938 Deux cents! I need them all. 811 00:56:50,660 --> 00:56:53,777 All right, he will have the 200,000 lire. I'll get them. 812 00:56:53,940 --> 00:56:55,453 - Wait here? - No, over there. 813 00:56:59,140 --> 00:57:00,129 Joy... 814 00:57:00,340 --> 00:57:04,219 ... we do not make other escapes, that I kidnap all the guests there! 815 00:57:09,580 --> 00:57:13,129 (MUSIC) 816 00:57:33,140 --> 00:57:34,095 Tango! 817 00:57:44,100 --> 00:57:45,089 Tango! 818 00:57:47,980 --> 00:57:51,529 150,000? Oh, my child, there are so many! 819 00:57:52,140 --> 00:57:56,418 That's equivalent to two first-class funerals . Huh? 820 00:57:57,380 --> 00:58:00,258 But can you know what all this money is for? 821 00:58:00,700 --> 00:58:04,898 Grandpa, I can't tell you, but it's very important. You have to help me! 822 00:58:05,060 --> 00:58:06,129 I do nothing else! 823 00:58:06,420 --> 00:58:09,969 Your sister and your mother have something important every day! 824 00:58:10,180 --> 00:58:13,490 People don't die and where do I find this money? 825 00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:15,537 Come on, grandpa, please! 826 00:58:19,780 --> 00:58:22,453 - 100,000 is enough for you? - No, no, 150! 827 00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:29,333 So where do I go? 828 00:58:44,820 --> 00:58:47,812 - Tango! - Ugh! I want to dance, don't go up the stairs! 829 00:58:48,620 --> 00:58:50,417 He didn't understand my style. 830 00:58:54,300 --> 00:58:55,449 - Oh! - Oh! 831 00:59:01,220 --> 00:59:03,336 Vittorio, come on. Let's go away. 832 00:59:07,060 --> 00:59:08,539 - Then? - Let's go out. 833 00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:13,577 - But how? Already goes away? - Who is this sucker? 834 00:59:13,660 --> 00:59:15,616 Yes, mom, the gentleman has to go away! 835 00:59:19,780 --> 00:59:20,849 Mah! 836 00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:27,572 Bianca Maria, why did you send a friend away like that? 837 00:59:27,740 --> 00:59:30,254 That is not a friend, he is a scoundrel. 838 00:59:32,460 --> 00:59:34,690 - Come on, Vittorio! - Alberto! - Here we go! 839 00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:38,419 But why leave so soon? It was so good! 840 00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:40,855 - We could have stayed! - But why? He gave me the money! 841 00:59:40,940 --> 00:59:42,453 - She really was a thief, huh? - Well no?! 842 00:59:42,540 --> 00:59:44,132 Strange, however, with this beautiful house ... 843 00:59:44,220 --> 00:59:46,176 Go understand! She will be a kleptomaniac. 844 00:59:46,380 --> 00:59:49,531 - Too bad because with Marilina ... - She's another kleptomaniac. 845 00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:52,418 - Come on, for your own good! Come away! - Sin! 846 01:00:01,900 --> 01:00:04,016 Come on, make up your mind! She was left alone again. 847 01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:07,851 - But it's a fixation, yours! - But you could settle down! 848 01:00:07,940 --> 01:00:10,818 They have a villa, shops, the lighting contract! 849 01:00:16,540 --> 01:00:20,294 - Franco, you were right to come! - Is Bianca Maria here? - Yup. 850 01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:23,015 Nice party, huh? Youth ... have fun! 851 01:00:23,460 --> 01:00:27,578 - Not at all ... It's up, poor thing! It hasn't even gone down. - "Poor!" 852 01:00:27,660 --> 01:00:31,130 - You always have the answer ready. True, mommy? - Hello Franco! 853 01:00:31,420 --> 01:00:32,375 Ciao. 854 01:00:43,300 --> 01:00:45,734 - Forward! I came to get you. - I do not come. 855 01:00:45,820 --> 01:00:48,937 - You'd start all over again. - Because? If you don't give me reason ... 856 01:00:49,020 --> 01:00:50,612 Jealousy is always for no reason. 857 01:00:50,700 --> 01:00:53,134 Anyway, I'm your husband and I'm ordering you to go home! 858 01:00:53,220 --> 01:00:54,573 And I'm not coming! I want to stay here! 859 01:00:54,660 --> 01:00:57,891 - To continue doing your convenience! - Can you see you're starting over? 860 01:00:57,980 --> 01:00:59,538 Stupid me who came to beg you! 861 01:00:59,620 --> 01:01:02,339 - I didn't ask you to come. - But it's the last time! 862 01:01:03,460 --> 01:01:06,213 - Either come away now or you'll never see me again! - I hope! 863 01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:08,131 - Bianca Maria! - Franco, I don't ... 864 01:01:08,220 --> 01:01:10,256 - "Not me" what? - That's enough! I can not stand it anymore! 865 01:01:10,340 --> 01:01:11,853 - Don't raise your voice! - I can not stand it anymore! 866 01:01:11,940 --> 01:01:13,658 - Lower the tone! - Yes, cry, cry! 867 01:01:14,140 --> 01:01:16,779 - What are these screams? - What yells? 868 01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:19,660 (CRY FROM UPPER FLOOR) 869 01:01:19,740 --> 01:01:20,729 Do you feel? 870 01:01:21,260 --> 01:01:23,728 It will be my sister with her husband who joke. 871 01:01:24,100 --> 01:01:25,579 And do they always joke like that? 872 01:01:26,140 --> 01:01:28,449 - Because? Do you think they are bickering? - No... 873 01:01:29,380 --> 01:01:33,259 - Touch me, if you are capable! - Would you like to see me go to jail, huh? 874 01:01:33,420 --> 01:01:35,775 Get out! Go away, I don't want to see you anymore! 875 01:01:36,380 --> 01:01:38,575 > Franco: Don't make me talk! Stop that! > Speak! 876 01:01:38,660 --> 01:01:41,697 > Don't make me talk! > Come on, talk! > No! 877 01:01:42,260 --> 01:01:45,730 - Good evening, lady, and thank you for a nice evening. - Can you imagine ... 878 01:01:45,820 --> 01:01:47,299 (CRY FROM UPPER FLOOR) 879 01:01:47,380 --> 01:01:50,531 Seen? They are all gone. That neurasthenic ruined everything for me! 880 01:01:50,620 --> 01:01:52,611 Just tonight I could find the boyfriend! 881 01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:55,498 - Patience! We will have another party. - Yes, you are right! 882 01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:59,412 What is this screaming? What happened? 883 01:01:59,580 --> 01:02:00,854 Franco has arrived. 884 01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:04,929 - They're reconciling. - Ah! Thank god! 885 01:02:05,140 --> 01:02:06,175 Farewell, Bianca Maria. 886 01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:18,330 - What are you doing? Are you leaving? - Yes, I'm leaving. 887 01:02:18,460 --> 01:02:22,248 - And the lady stays here! - Calm down, Franco! I'll talk to her, I'll fix everything. 888 01:02:22,500 --> 01:02:25,333 Tell me one thing: So are you doing the company's interests? 889 01:02:25,420 --> 01:02:27,490 Should I kill people to get jobs? 890 01:02:27,580 --> 01:02:31,368 You don't have to kill her, but when, with God's grace, someone dies ... 891 01:02:31,460 --> 01:02:34,452 ... right in your palace, you might as well warn! 892 01:02:34,660 --> 01:02:37,857 - Who died? - The lady who lives below you. 893 01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:41,292 The lawyer's wife? But that's not possible! 894 01:02:41,460 --> 01:02:43,815 - Why, is it immortal? - And who told you? 895 01:02:44,060 --> 01:02:47,132 - He? That his wife died? - And who was telling me? The deceased? 896 01:02:47,220 --> 01:02:49,336 - He came here or to the shop. - To the shop! 897 01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:55,818 - And did he ask you about Bianca Maria? - Yes, and I told him he was here. 898 01:02:56,700 --> 01:02:59,772 They think they're being smart, huh? We will see it! 899 01:03:04,620 --> 01:03:06,656 - God what a day! - And what a night! 900 01:03:06,740 --> 01:03:10,016 - Alberto, you are too impetuous with women. - Sit down, sit down! 901 01:03:10,100 --> 01:03:14,537 You have to know how to wait, to play like a cat plays with a mouse. 902 01:03:14,740 --> 01:03:19,336 - Wait ... then at a certain point ... - Can't wait? 903 01:03:20,020 --> 01:03:23,012 A man is alone in the house, suddenly a fairy arrives: 904 01:03:23,180 --> 01:03:26,889 ... "Help! My husband is following me! Protect me!". It holds me tight. 905 01:03:27,060 --> 01:03:30,655 - I was immediately impressed. - Sorry, she did the shot! 906 01:03:31,060 --> 01:03:32,573 (laughing) 200,000 lire! 907 01:03:33,860 --> 01:03:37,011 - 200 ... - Not at all 200,000? You look stupid! 908 01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:39,819 - The swag is here, oh! Are we kidding? - After, after ... 909 01:03:39,900 --> 01:03:41,413 What a woman! What an adventure! 910 01:03:43,340 --> 01:03:45,729 - (laughing) What an adventurer! - We were like that. 911 01:03:46,380 --> 01:03:48,735 Vittorio, we were like that, like you and me now. 912 01:03:48,940 --> 01:03:51,295 She was sitting where you and I are next to her. 913 01:03:51,860 --> 01:03:54,852 I look into her eyes and say: "Let's take something." 914 01:03:54,940 --> 01:03:56,976 "No, thank you. Give me a glass of water." 915 01:03:57,060 --> 01:04:00,530 "No water? We need fire, something strong!" 916 01:04:00,620 --> 01:04:04,135 I open the bar and give her a little witch, a sherry and an anisette. 917 01:04:04,220 --> 01:04:08,213 Streghina, anisetta, sherry, Streghina, anisetta, sherry. Oh! 918 01:04:08,420 --> 01:04:11,890 After five minutes, I had her head on my shoulder. 919 01:04:11,980 --> 01:04:15,416 So, she, silent, devious, puts an arm around my neck ... 920 01:04:15,500 --> 01:04:18,173 ... it clings to me, I shut up, I pretended nothing happened ... 921 01:04:18,260 --> 01:04:20,216 ... I look at her and caress her velvety hand. 922 01:04:20,380 --> 01:04:25,135 She tells me: "Alberto ...". Ah! I release it, I take the initiative ... 923 01:04:25,220 --> 01:04:28,337 ... I grab it, pull it to me and ... - Good evening! 924 01:04:28,540 --> 01:04:31,737 I kiss her! Good evening! Good evening! 925 01:04:31,820 --> 01:04:35,893 Not good evening! It's the truth, Vittorio! Good evening, oh! 926 01:04:36,380 --> 01:04:38,177 (VITTORIO RIDE) 927 01:04:39,620 --> 01:04:43,169 - But what, are you back already? - Alberto was teaching me ... 928 01:04:43,260 --> 01:04:46,218 ... a Japanese wrestling move. - (laughing) Japanese! 929 01:04:47,420 --> 01:04:48,773 You know, it's big! 930 01:04:49,900 --> 01:04:54,132 (VOICE AND LAUGHTER) 931 01:04:55,180 --> 01:04:58,013 - He's a fool ... - He's the fool! 932 01:04:58,700 --> 01:05:00,611 (ALBERTO AND VITTORIO TOSSICCHIANO) 933 01:05:05,820 --> 01:05:07,458 - Hello. - Are you back yet? 934 01:05:07,660 --> 01:05:10,220 Well, the flood came down, a stampede ... 935 01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:13,815 ... the banners got wet ... - (laughing) The banners ... 936 01:05:13,900 --> 01:05:18,337 - But good! I see you very cheerful. I am pleased to! - The Vittorione is here! 937 01:05:18,580 --> 01:05:20,730 Sorry, Alberto, I should tell you something. 938 01:05:20,940 --> 01:05:23,659 And you allow? True, Vittorio? One minute! 939 01:05:24,020 --> 01:05:27,092 Come on, dear! (LAUGHS) 940 01:05:29,780 --> 01:05:31,611 Alberto: What is it? 941 01:05:34,300 --> 01:05:35,813 One minute! 942 01:05:38,860 --> 01:05:41,294 What's up? Heads, what is it? 943 01:05:44,540 --> 01:05:47,293 - What is this? - What's this? What do I know? 944 01:05:47,380 --> 01:05:50,497 - It's a hairpin. - And, if you know, why are you asking me? 945 01:05:50,580 --> 01:05:53,572 - I found it above the desk. Whose is it? - Whose is it? 946 01:05:53,660 --> 01:05:56,299 - It will be yours, right? - Never wear hairpins! 947 01:05:56,380 --> 01:05:59,611 - I don't wear them either! It's mine? It will be Antonia's. - About Antonia ?! 948 01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:02,055 By Antonia! When he comes tomorrow, ask him! 949 01:06:02,180 --> 01:06:06,253 - Do you need anything, madam? I finished it. - Nothing! - Calm down! 950 01:06:06,340 --> 01:06:08,092 Sorry, Antonia. Come a moment? 951 01:06:11,420 --> 01:06:13,729 - Is this fork yours? - It's yours, tell him! 952 01:06:13,820 --> 01:06:15,970 One moment, lady, let me observe. 953 01:06:16,060 --> 01:06:19,257 Frivolous fork ... never worn! I use these bone. 954 01:06:19,740 --> 01:06:23,619 Frivolous fork, perfumes, lipstick ... Go retro, Satan! 955 01:06:23,860 --> 01:06:25,293 I beat my chest. 956 01:06:26,140 --> 01:06:30,099 But why don't you send her away with all these proverbs? 957 01:06:30,260 --> 01:06:33,650 She will say the proverbs, but she doesn't tell lies and she is honest! 958 01:06:34,380 --> 01:06:37,417 In this house another would be enriched with someone like you! 959 01:06:37,980 --> 01:06:42,371 - What does it mean? - In this house there is money scattered everywhere! 960 01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:44,779 Money? What money? 961 01:06:45,020 --> 01:06:48,092 - For example, those who were in the card holder! - In the por ... 962 01:06:49,020 --> 01:06:52,456 (shouting) But why are you rummaging? Who gives you permission to search? 963 01:06:52,540 --> 01:06:56,613 But who searches? I was writing the memos for you, I saw them and ... 964 01:06:56,700 --> 01:06:58,895 - Why did you take them? - And I got them ... 965 01:06:58,980 --> 01:07:03,292 ... and I made them safe! Here, look! I rummage! 966 01:07:03,580 --> 01:07:07,289 - What a villain you are! - Fry ... 967 01:07:08,060 --> 01:07:09,175 She took them ... 968 01:07:10,100 --> 01:07:13,410 And these? Oh! Oh God! Vittorio! 969 01:07:14,540 --> 01:07:15,495 Vittorio! 970 01:07:17,180 --> 01:07:18,135 Vittorio! 971 01:07:18,300 --> 01:07:20,291 - Vittorio! We are ruined! - What's up? 972 01:07:20,380 --> 01:07:23,736 My wife had put the money in the drawer before leaving! 973 01:07:23,820 --> 01:07:25,697 So, wasn't the adventurer a thief? 974 01:07:25,780 --> 01:07:29,329 Not a thief! She gave me the money thinking I was blackmailing her! 975 01:07:29,900 --> 01:07:33,290 The adventurer ... It was the long-awaited adventure ... 976 01:07:33,380 --> 01:07:35,769 ... and I stepped on her, outraged her He loved me! 977 01:07:35,860 --> 01:07:39,648 Oh well, you're a blackmailer. Go to jail, article 315. 978 01:07:39,740 --> 01:07:42,538 - But I'll defend you, don't worry. - Yes, you defend me! 979 01:07:42,620 --> 01:07:46,579 Do you defend? I will bring back the money and I will be forgiven ... 980 01:07:46,660 --> 01:07:49,697 ... she will believe me. I will tell you: "Bianca Maria, forgive me!". 981 01:07:50,060 --> 01:07:52,176 - Come! Come! - But where? 982 01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:54,697 - But where are you going? - Let's go to Bianca Maria! 983 01:07:54,780 --> 01:07:57,419 - But what about your wife? - I'm going to Bianca Maria! 984 01:07:57,500 --> 01:07:59,331 - Who is this woman? - What woman? 985 01:07:59,580 --> 01:08:02,492 - Were we talking about women? - Not me. What women? 986 01:08:02,580 --> 01:08:05,777 - I heard Bianca Maria. - Eh, the accountant Biancamaria. 987 01:08:05,860 --> 01:08:08,579 - Biancamaria & Company. - The company Biancamaria & Co .... 988 01:08:08,660 --> 01:08:11,857 ... which has a lawsuit against itself. A strange cause of Alberto ... 989 01:08:11,940 --> 01:08:13,896 Woman! He's a man with such a belly! 990 01:08:14,180 --> 01:08:17,058 - Let's go to Via dei Tigli, right? - Come on, it's late! 991 01:08:17,140 --> 01:08:19,051 - Good night! - With that character of Biancamaria! 992 01:08:19,140 --> 01:08:20,858 - Good night. - Hello, Capocce '. Here we go. 993 01:08:22,540 --> 01:08:23,495 (DOOR CLOSES) 994 01:08:23,580 --> 01:08:26,572 Biancamaria ... an accountant ... 995 01:08:28,020 --> 01:08:30,534 Antonia: Madam, I'm done and I'm leaving. Yes. 996 01:08:30,620 --> 01:08:32,895 By the way, everything is fine this morning. 997 01:08:33,620 --> 01:08:37,135 The lawyer was alone in the house and the bed intact. 998 01:08:37,540 --> 01:08:41,215 - And where did he sleep? - I think on the sofa, everything was in turmoil! 999 01:08:41,420 --> 01:08:44,253 - I wrote down and report! - On the sofa? And why? 1000 01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:47,731 Spouse without bride in bed does not rest. 1001 01:08:47,900 --> 01:08:50,972 - I wrote down and report. - Thanks. You can go. 1002 01:08:51,220 --> 01:08:53,131 - Good evening. - Good evening. 1003 01:08:53,260 --> 01:08:54,215 (BELL) 1004 01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:55,528 Just a moment! 1005 01:08:56,020 --> 01:08:57,772 Just a moment! 1006 01:09:01,340 --> 01:09:03,171 - Good evening. - Good evening. Who are you looking for? 1007 01:09:03,260 --> 01:09:05,979 - Is there ... the lawyer? - No, the lawyer is never here. 1008 01:09:06,220 --> 01:09:08,370 - Ah. But last night there was. - Last night, yes. 1009 01:09:08,940 --> 01:09:12,728 - The Lady? - The lady is there. - I knew it. 1010 01:09:13,700 --> 01:09:15,099 - Isn't she dead? - Dead ?! 1011 01:09:15,740 --> 01:09:20,131 Here we are all alive and well, and strong, thank God! 1012 01:09:20,220 --> 01:09:23,530 I am pleased to. Do you want to tell her that the tenant upstairs is here? 1013 01:09:23,620 --> 01:09:25,656 - All right. - Thanks. - Please, take a seat. 1014 01:09:28,660 --> 01:09:29,615 You are welcome. 1015 01:09:31,180 --> 01:09:32,329 I'm going to call her. 1016 01:09:32,980 --> 01:09:36,336 There is the gentleman on the second floor, the condominium! 1017 01:09:46,460 --> 01:09:48,974 - Good evening. Are you looking for someone? - Good evening. 1018 01:09:49,180 --> 01:09:51,489 - I'm the tenant upstairs. - Ah. 1019 01:09:51,580 --> 01:09:52,695 - Pleasure. - Pleasure. 1020 01:09:52,780 --> 01:09:54,736 - But is she okay? - Yes thanks. 1021 01:09:55,300 --> 01:09:58,690 - I was looking for your husband. - And wished? - Information ... 1022 01:09:58,940 --> 01:10:01,977 - On what? Maybe I can give it to you. - No, she wasn't there. 1023 01:10:02,340 --> 01:10:03,614 - When? - Last evening. 1024 01:10:03,860 --> 01:10:06,169 Excuse me, may I know what it is? 1025 01:10:06,380 --> 01:10:08,496 He will tell him if he thinks it appropriate. 1026 01:10:08,660 --> 01:10:10,059 Can you tell me where it is? 1027 01:10:10,540 --> 01:10:14,089 - Well ... in Via dei Tigli, it seems to me. - Via dei Tigli? 1028 01:10:14,260 --> 01:10:19,539 - Yes, from the accountant Biancamaria. - From the accountant Biancamaria ?! 1029 01:10:19,820 --> 01:10:22,971 - He knows him? - No, but he's a client of my husband ... 1030 01:10:23,060 --> 01:10:24,937 ... a fat gentleman with a belly. 1031 01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:28,378 Does the accountant Biancamaria know? She is my wife! 1032 01:10:28,860 --> 01:10:32,011 - And this time they won't escape me! - As? Wait a moment! 1033 01:10:32,100 --> 01:10:35,570 - I'll get dressed and go with her. - Yes, but hurry up! - Very soon! 1034 01:10:36,660 --> 01:10:38,537 Doesn't seem the case at this hour ... 1035 01:10:38,620 --> 01:10:41,771 But how? I have to apologize, she took me for a blackmailer! 1036 01:10:41,860 --> 01:10:43,976 - Go to court, I'll defend you! - Not at all! 1037 01:10:44,060 --> 01:10:47,814 You stay here, rather, and watch over, in case the husband comes! Stay here! 1038 01:10:48,100 --> 01:10:50,773 But, Alberto, if the husband comes, what should I do? 1039 01:10:50,860 --> 01:10:53,738 - Make a signal and warn me! - But no! You get in trouble ... 1040 01:10:53,820 --> 01:10:56,698 ... and then you involve me. I'm not! - Don't get too involved! 1041 01:10:56,780 --> 01:10:57,769 Ma ... 1042 01:10:59,540 --> 01:11:00,609 Alright then! 1043 01:11:04,380 --> 01:11:05,574 (BELL) 1044 01:11:08,900 --> 01:11:10,618 > My dear lady! - Ah, no, huh? 1045 01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:14,058 (BELL) 1046 01:11:15,220 --> 01:11:17,336 - Mrs! - Well, what do you want? 1047 01:11:17,420 --> 01:11:19,172 I have to speak to Bianca Maria, it's urgent. 1048 01:11:19,260 --> 01:11:21,820 - At this time? - Yes. You need to talk to her. 1049 01:11:21,900 --> 01:11:24,289 Don't insist: Bianca Maria can't and doesn't want to. 1050 01:11:24,380 --> 01:11:27,531 - Because? Did he say anything to you? - No, but a mother always understands. 1051 01:11:27,620 --> 01:11:30,418 A married daughter cannot receive strangers at this hour. Go! 1052 01:11:30,500 --> 01:11:32,013 - Sorry! - What a hell! - Sorry, ma! 1053 01:11:35,580 --> 01:11:38,890 - What are you doing here? - Marilina! I accompanied Alberto ... 1054 01:11:38,980 --> 01:11:41,972 ... is talking to Bianca Maria. - Sst! Thing? 1055 01:11:42,060 --> 01:11:45,211 - I accompanied Alberto, who is talking to Bianca Maria. - Sst! 1056 01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:48,656 - Wait for me beyond that! - Where is it? Over there! - There? 1057 01:11:51,940 --> 01:11:54,408 Mommy dear, but why does she persist in not understanding? 1058 01:11:54,700 --> 01:11:58,249 But, in short, how should I tell him? Bianca Maria is married. 1059 01:11:58,340 --> 01:12:00,296 - But I'm married too! - Huh? - Yeah. 1060 01:12:00,380 --> 01:12:02,974 - Well, that's another thing! - Ohà! - But what makes me say? 1061 01:12:03,060 --> 01:12:05,972 Bianca Maria loves her husband and will never cheat on him. 1062 01:12:06,060 --> 01:12:08,369 - Okay, but I ... - What more do you want from me? 1063 01:12:08,460 --> 01:12:12,419 What are you still looking for here? I told her not to show up again. Out! 1064 01:12:13,060 --> 01:12:16,052 - Do you feel how he treats me? - Bianca Maria, be kinder! 1065 01:12:16,140 --> 01:12:18,859 After all, he has the only mistake of being in love with you. 1066 01:12:18,940 --> 01:12:23,172 - Not in love! This is not a gentleman, he is a ric ... - No! 1067 01:12:23,420 --> 01:12:27,379 You talk like that, because you don't know, but you let me explain. 1068 01:12:27,860 --> 01:12:30,693 - Well done! Explain! - Thanks, mommy! 1069 01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:34,011 - We have nothing more to say to each other. - Nice! Bianca Maria ... 1070 01:12:35,620 --> 01:12:39,533 ... do you recognize? It's hers, it belongs to her. - But what does it mean? 1071 01:12:39,620 --> 01:12:41,372 A crab, a big crab. 1072 01:12:41,700 --> 01:12:44,498 It was a rash gesture, but let me explain. 1073 01:12:44,620 --> 01:12:47,259 Does that friend of yours always have something to say to Bianca Maria? 1074 01:12:47,340 --> 01:12:52,289 - Is he in love with her? - Mystery! But I have so many things to say to her! 1075 01:12:52,740 --> 01:12:56,528 I really wanted to see her, to see those eyes, that little nose again ... 1076 01:12:56,620 --> 01:13:01,330 ... that mouth, that mouth ... I like it so much ... 1077 01:13:01,420 --> 01:13:03,934 - But Victor! - No, no. Call me Baby! 1078 01:13:04,100 --> 01:13:07,092 - Baby! What an enterprising! - C'est amoour! 1079 01:13:07,380 --> 01:13:12,977 Love, my dear love, we will always love each other. 1080 01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:18,618 This is the beautiful song of a girl and a boy. 1081 01:13:19,020 --> 01:13:22,376 Clara: Alberto is here for sure, because his car is out there. 1082 01:13:22,460 --> 01:13:25,657 You watch the exit, I'm going to close the back door. 1083 01:13:25,740 --> 01:13:26,695 Do not move. 1084 01:13:36,700 --> 01:13:40,249 - Do you understand, Bianca Maria? - Well, now that it's all clear ... 1085 01:13:40,700 --> 01:13:44,375 - But, for this very reason, I'm staying! - Let's not joke! Go now ... 1086 01:13:44,460 --> 01:13:46,178 ... my husband could come! - Well? 1087 01:13:46,260 --> 01:13:48,091 I hide like you did last night ... 1088 01:13:48,180 --> 01:13:51,172 ... she hunts him like I did, I stay, she gives me her room ... 1089 01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:54,218 ... but I don't lock myself like her! I have faith ... 1090 01:13:54,420 --> 01:13:57,139 - Be nice, go away. - No! Don't let me out! 1091 01:13:57,220 --> 01:13:59,973 Don't you understand that I'm afraid? My wife is jealous, she chases me! 1092 01:14:00,060 --> 01:14:03,018 - He can be out here! - Don't be a baby. Go away. 1093 01:14:03,100 --> 01:14:04,419 (ALBERTO RIDE) 1094 01:14:04,740 --> 01:14:05,889 It's a joke! 1095 01:14:06,540 --> 01:14:09,737 - No, please! - Alberto! - Ahó! Who is it? Mamma Mia! 1096 01:14:10,300 --> 01:14:13,815 - Long last! - Rogue! - Now you will not deny anymore! 1097 01:14:13,900 --> 01:14:16,733 - Good evening, dear. - Let me explain! - One moment! 1098 01:14:16,820 --> 01:14:20,699 You have nothing to explain. It is I who must speak and I will speak! 1099 01:14:20,940 --> 01:14:23,659 - Permission. Ah-ha, if I speak! - Hurry up. 1100 01:14:23,740 --> 01:14:25,856 - Do you hear it? He is in a hurry! - Hurry up! 1101 01:14:25,940 --> 01:14:28,090 Ah! He also has the courage to raise his voice! 1102 01:14:29,820 --> 01:14:31,219 Respect this house ... 1103 01:14:31,580 --> 01:14:34,174 ... who saw his wife as a child, then a young girl, then a woman ... 1104 01:14:34,260 --> 01:14:36,171 ... but always honored and respected! 1105 01:14:38,420 --> 01:14:40,695 - And that's not all! - I'll kill him ... 1106 01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:43,692 Silence! I'm your wife's lawyer and you have to listen to me! 1107 01:14:45,660 --> 01:14:49,255 - Legal ?! - But there came a day, a sad day ... 1108 01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:51,452 ... that she asked her in marriage! 1109 01:14:54,100 --> 01:14:56,819 But he didn't offer her a happy, peaceful life, no! 1110 01:14:57,260 --> 01:15:00,570 He offered her a life of fears, doubts, subterfuges, nocturnal escapes! 1111 01:15:00,740 --> 01:15:03,095 - Of nocturnal escapes, huh? - Silence! 1112 01:15:03,340 --> 01:15:06,537 You speak when questioned! But are you hindering me? Shut up, right? 1113 01:15:07,460 --> 01:15:11,533 But she was not a husband, no! You were an inquisitor ... 1114 01:15:13,180 --> 01:15:17,571 ... a spy, a spy, who followed her every step of the way. 1115 01:15:18,780 --> 01:15:23,570 And instead of appearing humble, repentant or begging for forgiveness ... 1116 01:15:24,140 --> 01:15:27,132 ... also has the arrogance to assume tones of arrogance! 1117 01:15:27,220 --> 01:15:30,451 However, it will be included in the documents we will present in court. 1118 01:15:30,540 --> 01:15:32,292 - Court?! - Yes why? 1119 01:15:32,740 --> 01:15:38,576 Yes, in court! Because there he will have to explain his tyrant behavior! Ah-ha! 1120 01:15:38,780 --> 01:15:40,577 And I want to see how he will explain it! 1121 01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:45,657 Gentlemen, the lawyer has finished, but under the toga is the man ... 1122 01:15:46,380 --> 01:15:48,894 ... the man who has a heart, a soul, a sensitivity ... 1123 01:15:48,980 --> 01:15:52,211 ... the man who picked up a poor wife's cry of pain! 1124 01:15:52,860 --> 01:15:53,895 What are you doing? Grimaces? 1125 01:15:53,980 --> 01:15:55,732 The cry of this poor woman ... 1126 01:15:55,820 --> 01:15:58,175 ... frightened and groaning, annihilated and distraught ... 1127 01:15:58,260 --> 01:16:01,969 ... from the dull suspicion of her husband! Yes, the nuptial bond is sacred ... 1128 01:16:02,060 --> 01:16:04,369 ... and indissoluble, but it must be founded on affection! 1129 01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:06,456 True, dear? And not about slavery! 1130 01:16:06,620 --> 01:16:08,019 Bravo, colleague! - Thanks! 1131 01:16:08,660 --> 01:16:11,857 - Am I right? Is the concept right? - Exactly! 1132 01:16:12,340 --> 01:16:14,535 My client, forgive me the comparison ... 1133 01:16:15,460 --> 01:16:19,248 ... has a life similar to that of a dog, chained by the owner. 1134 01:16:19,460 --> 01:16:21,018 ( KISSES ) Canuccio ... 1135 01:16:22,020 --> 01:16:25,171 And it's about the life of this poor chained dog ... 1136 01:16:25,940 --> 01:16:29,649 ... that I bend down with moved pity and make him mine ... 1137 01:16:30,420 --> 01:16:32,092 ... and I cry. - Good boy! 1138 01:16:33,460 --> 01:16:36,099 - Piangi, piangi... - Thank you very much! 1139 01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:42,414 But look at it! Observe the ferocious and malicious flash of his gaze ... 1140 01:16:42,580 --> 01:16:45,299 ... the cruel and merciless twist of his mouth! 1141 01:16:46,060 --> 01:16:47,334 He is silent, yes ... 1142 01:16:47,900 --> 01:16:51,256 ... but perhaps in his silence he meditates other reprisals, tortures ... 1143 01:16:51,340 --> 01:16:54,935 ... against the poor animal that awaits mercy and mercy! 1144 01:16:55,020 --> 01:16:57,853 - Very good! - We are from the same school, modestly! 1145 01:16:57,940 --> 01:17:00,738 Silence or I clear out! Ahó! Shut up! 1146 01:17:00,940 --> 01:17:03,329 Are you going to be kids? Silence! 1147 01:17:04,820 --> 01:17:06,219 And I don't need to dwell on it ... 1148 01:17:06,300 --> 01:17:09,736 ... to show you that all the elements are in my client's favor ... 1149 01:17:09,820 --> 01:17:13,210 ... and that the Court cannot fail to recognize his sacred rights ... 1150 01:17:13,300 --> 01:17:15,689 ... to a legal separation. Permission? 1151 01:17:15,780 --> 01:17:18,453 - Bianca Maria, what's this separation story ? - Legal! 1152 01:17:18,540 --> 01:17:20,690 - What are these speeches? - Will you, lady? 1153 01:17:20,780 --> 01:17:22,930 You don't have to answer, I'm your lawyer. 1154 01:17:23,020 --> 01:17:26,137 - Talk to yours, you! - Not a lawyer? I don't intend to part! 1155 01:17:26,220 --> 01:17:29,371 And then she just has to cry, like her illustrious colleague ... 1156 01:17:29,460 --> 01:17:31,576 ... the one with the black face and all curly. - Who? 1157 01:17:31,660 --> 01:17:34,493 Othello, who like her was the victim of that insane jealousy! 1158 01:17:34,580 --> 01:17:37,413 But she doesn't even have the comfort of Verdi's music! 1159 01:17:38,260 --> 01:17:39,534 Stop, don't move! 1160 01:17:40,220 --> 01:17:42,814 - Bianca Maria, please ... - Don't give in! 1161 01:17:42,900 --> 01:17:44,891 Bianca Maria, you can't want such a thing. 1162 01:17:44,980 --> 01:17:47,096 I recognize my wrongs, but I cannot part with you. 1163 01:17:47,180 --> 01:17:50,729 - Don't give up your freedom! - Madam, you'd better give it up ... 1164 01:17:51,420 --> 01:17:55,618 Your husband seems sincere to me. He understood that his suspicions were unfounded ... 1165 01:17:56,020 --> 01:18:02,129 ... and my husband too, as a lawyer ... Since he's your lawyer, isn't he? 1166 01:18:02,780 --> 01:18:06,329 - Yes. ... advises you to forgive him. True, Alberto? 1167 01:18:06,900 --> 01:18:09,255 Yes, yes. 1168 01:18:10,260 --> 01:18:13,332 As a lawyer, I should insist on a separation ... 1169 01:18:13,420 --> 01:18:20,053 ... but as a man and as a husband, I must tell you: Forgive him ... 1170 01:18:21,220 --> 01:18:22,255 Othello! 1171 01:18:23,380 --> 01:18:24,654 Return to him! 1172 01:18:29,340 --> 01:18:32,776 Go back to your married house! 1173 01:18:32,900 --> 01:18:35,573 - Above us, right? - Over U.S. Here we go. 1174 01:18:38,140 --> 01:18:41,576 And now, we can leave the classroom. Gentlemen... 1175 01:18:50,620 --> 01:18:52,372 - Bianca Maria ... > Alberto! 1176 01:18:54,420 --> 01:18:56,934 - I'll call you, then. - When you want. - Excuse me. 1177 01:18:59,540 --> 01:19:04,170 Sorry. Was your friend's wife having a funeral? 1178 01:19:04,540 --> 01:19:07,418 But which funeral? But think about life! 1179 01:19:07,980 --> 01:19:09,299 The funeral! 1180 01:19:10,500 --> 01:19:13,810 You have been a great speaker. You managed to convince everyone ... 1181 01:19:13,900 --> 01:19:15,891 ... certainly because the cause interested you! 1182 01:19:15,980 --> 01:19:19,370 - You didn't know me in that respect, huh? - No... 1183 01:19:19,700 --> 01:19:22,578 Sometimes one judges lightly, has suspicions ... 1184 01:19:22,660 --> 01:19:25,333 - Because? Did you have any suspicions? - Sometimes... 1185 01:19:25,420 --> 01:19:28,651 ... especially when I was leaving. I was afraid of some escapade of yours ... 1186 01:19:28,740 --> 01:19:31,937 ... and, instead, you only thought about work. - Work work... 1187 01:19:32,020 --> 01:19:35,251 ... for me there is nothing but work. - Yes, now when I leave ... 1188 01:19:35,340 --> 01:19:37,854 ... I will feel calmer. - Why are you leaving? 1189 01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:41,455 Sure! With that downpour the work of the congress was suspended ... 1190 01:19:41,540 --> 01:19:44,418 ... and we will have to take them back. - Oh ... with this congress ... 1191 01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:47,856 - And now you leave again? - Why are you sorry? 1192 01:19:47,940 --> 01:19:50,010 But how, you ask me? Sorry, yes! 1193 01:19:53,620 --> 01:19:58,694 (RELIGIOUS SONGS) 100027