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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,565 --> 00:00:02,976 Okay, Stevie, I told you I didn't want 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,478 a jokey bachelor party. 3 00:00:04,502 --> 00:00:06,351 Also, my t-shirt is missing the "with". 4 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:08,581 Oh, no, I had yours custom-made. 5 00:00:08,606 --> 00:00:10,050 - Okay. - Now, 6 00:00:10,075 --> 00:00:12,320 before I tell you what I have planned... 7 00:00:12,468 --> 00:00:14,320 for tonight's festivities, 8 00:00:14,345 --> 00:00:16,623 I think we can all agree that putting me in charge 9 00:00:16,647 --> 00:00:19,192 of your joint bachelor party was a big mistake, right? 10 00:00:19,216 --> 00:00:21,128 - I'm sure it's gonna be great. - Absolutely. 11 00:00:21,152 --> 00:00:23,398 And the fact that you guys wanted it to be 12 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:24,865 the "bachelor party of your dreams" 13 00:00:24,889 --> 00:00:27,667 only added extra, totally unnecessary pressure 14 00:00:27,691 --> 00:00:29,069 - to the whole thing. - 'Kay, Stevie, 15 00:00:29,093 --> 00:00:31,171 - we never said that. - Oh no, you didn't. 16 00:00:31,195 --> 00:00:33,883 David sent me a seven-page e-mail with the subject line, 17 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:35,642 "The Bachelor Party of My Dreams". 18 00:00:35,666 --> 00:00:37,677 We will be happy with whatever you've planned. 19 00:00:37,701 --> 00:00:39,501 - Right, David? - Yes. 20 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:41,658 Just depends on what she's planned. 21 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:44,361 Oh. 22 00:00:44,842 --> 00:00:45,861 Oh... 23 00:00:45,886 --> 00:00:49,337 David, you wanted something chic and elegant. 24 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:52,425 I have arranged for a night of customized appetizers 25 00:00:52,449 --> 00:00:54,595 and cocktails at the Wobbly Elm. 26 00:00:54,885 --> 00:00:56,585 Wow, that's bleak. 27 00:00:58,012 --> 00:01:00,834 But thank you... for planning that. 28 00:01:00,858 --> 00:01:01,935 - There we go. - Mm. 29 00:01:01,959 --> 00:01:03,356 - Patrick... - Yeah. 30 00:01:03,381 --> 00:01:05,071 - You just wanted one thing. - Mm-hmm. 31 00:01:05,095 --> 00:01:08,121 So before we indulge in an elegant night of shots, 32 00:01:08,299 --> 00:01:12,110 we will all experience the thrill 33 00:01:12,135 --> 00:01:14,934 of Elmdale's finest and only... 34 00:01:15,047 --> 00:01:16,291 Escape Room. 35 00:01:16,316 --> 00:01:17,760 - Yes! - Okay, 36 00:01:17,790 --> 00:01:19,702 isn't that a Jodie Foster movie? 37 00:01:19,844 --> 00:01:21,454 No, David, that is Panic Room. 38 00:01:21,478 --> 00:01:23,723 An escape room is like a, a fun group game 39 00:01:23,747 --> 00:01:25,158 where you're trapped in a room 40 00:01:25,182 --> 00:01:27,260 and you have to solve all these puzzles to get out. 41 00:01:27,284 --> 00:01:29,254 You lost me at fun group game. 42 00:01:29,356 --> 00:01:31,998 I'm sorry, my family agreed to this? 43 00:01:32,022 --> 00:01:33,967 Your family hasn't responded to a single email, 44 00:01:33,991 --> 00:01:35,902 so they will be doing what we tell them to do. 45 00:01:35,926 --> 00:01:38,017 Is there anything else on my list 46 00:01:38,042 --> 00:01:39,239 that we could do this evening? 47 00:01:39,542 --> 00:01:40,907 If you could come up with the money 48 00:01:40,931 --> 00:01:42,487 for the Tahitian dolphin cruise, 49 00:01:42,512 --> 00:01:45,357 I'd happily change plans. No? 50 00:01:45,382 --> 00:01:47,249 Don't say a word. 51 00:01:48,338 --> 00:01:53,338 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 52 00:01:53,370 --> 00:01:57,157 So I leaned in and I said, "Tippy, I'll take the job... 53 00:01:57,181 --> 00:01:59,459 for a hundred grand more than Clifton, 54 00:01:59,483 --> 00:02:01,661 and a diamond tennis bracelet." 55 00:02:01,685 --> 00:02:03,129 What was the bracelet for? 56 00:02:03,153 --> 00:02:05,276 Dramatic effect. Symbolism. 57 00:02:05,456 --> 00:02:08,101 And you said Nicole Kidman is starring in it? 58 00:02:08,125 --> 00:02:09,963 Oh, it doesn't matter who's starring! 59 00:02:10,094 --> 00:02:12,005 I don't think the point is getting across. 60 00:02:12,029 --> 00:02:13,406 No, no, I get it. 61 00:02:13,430 --> 00:02:15,609 It's just that a lot of people would have a really hard time 62 00:02:15,633 --> 00:02:17,110 saying no to that kind of work, 63 00:02:17,134 --> 00:02:18,879 especially when you spent the last three years 64 00:02:18,903 --> 00:02:20,013 talking about how badly 65 00:02:20,037 --> 00:02:21,848 you wanted to get outta this place. 66 00:02:21,872 --> 00:02:23,323 Oh, we're still on course. 67 00:02:23,874 --> 00:02:25,073 Oh, you know what they say, 68 00:02:25,525 --> 00:02:28,470 when one door closes, the floodgates open. 69 00:02:28,557 --> 00:02:30,001 You got another job? 70 00:02:30,079 --> 00:02:32,658 Say hello, ladies, to the new spokesperson 71 00:02:32,683 --> 00:02:34,971 of an international airline. 72 00:02:35,252 --> 00:02:37,264 Oh my gosh, Mrs. Rose! 73 00:02:37,288 --> 00:02:39,566 You're gonna be in a commercial for an airline?! 74 00:02:39,590 --> 00:02:41,067 Radio, yes. 75 00:02:41,091 --> 00:02:43,670 Voice-over work is every actor's dream. 76 00:02:43,694 --> 00:02:46,606 - Well, I'm glad you're happy. - Thank you! 77 00:02:46,630 --> 00:02:48,210 I have to admit, Mrs. Rose, 78 00:02:48,499 --> 00:02:49,960 these past few weeks, 79 00:02:50,467 --> 00:02:52,746 I feel like I've been waiting on a famous person. 80 00:02:52,770 --> 00:02:54,358 Twyla, 81 00:02:54,605 --> 00:02:56,866 you're not waiting on a famous person. 82 00:02:57,174 --> 00:02:58,919 She's already arrived! 83 00:03:03,948 --> 00:03:05,992 - 'Kay, what's going on? - Hey, guys, come on in! 84 00:03:06,016 --> 00:03:07,193 Close the door. 85 00:03:07,217 --> 00:03:08,795 Johnny, this better be good. 86 00:03:08,819 --> 00:03:11,097 I got a hot little BLT over at the caf� 87 00:03:11,121 --> 00:03:12,538 and I don't wanna keep her waitin'. 88 00:03:12,723 --> 00:03:13,999 I got some big news. 89 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:18,438 I've been, uh, reaching out to some old business contacts 90 00:03:18,462 --> 00:03:21,241 about potentially investing in a motel franchise, 91 00:03:21,265 --> 00:03:23,810 and I got a very positive response today 92 00:03:23,834 --> 00:03:26,746 from Mike Morrison, my former assistant, 93 00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:29,124 who's now a big venture capitalist. 94 00:03:29,406 --> 00:03:31,718 - Ooh, wow! - Okay, so what does this mean? 95 00:03:31,742 --> 00:03:33,065 More, more money? 96 00:03:33,377 --> 00:03:34,377 Possibly. 97 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:38,845 I'm listening. 98 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:41,261 Well, I don't wanna put the cart before the horse here, 99 00:03:41,285 --> 00:03:44,331 but I have a feeling this is a prospect 100 00:03:44,355 --> 00:03:47,567 we can all get very excited about! 101 00:03:47,591 --> 00:03:49,336 But what does this mean? Do they wanna invest? 102 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,541 Do they like the idea? 103 00:03:50,566 --> 00:03:52,238 Well, they haven't heard the idea yet. 104 00:03:52,262 --> 00:03:54,674 I gave him a teaser in my last e-mail. 105 00:03:54,698 --> 00:03:56,843 And, uh, we'll have to take a meeting with him 106 00:03:56,867 --> 00:03:59,405 and, you know, do a formal pitch. 107 00:03:59,485 --> 00:04:00,796 Sure. Well, when's the meeting? 108 00:04:00,905 --> 00:04:03,249 We don't actually have a meeting yet, 109 00:04:03,273 --> 00:04:05,811 but he is calling today, so... 110 00:04:06,343 --> 00:04:07,988 Johnny, I'm sorry, I was so busy 111 00:04:08,012 --> 00:04:09,823 being excited like you asked, 112 00:04:09,847 --> 00:04:12,025 that, um, I think I missed something here. 113 00:04:12,049 --> 00:04:14,530 Do we have an investor or do we have a meeting? 114 00:04:14,785 --> 00:04:15,788 We might. 115 00:04:16,296 --> 00:04:18,832 And I want you to keep this information to yourself. 116 00:04:18,856 --> 00:04:22,502 I don't want the family finding out and getting their hopes up. 117 00:04:22,526 --> 00:04:24,504 I'm pretty sure I can keep this one to myself. 118 00:04:24,529 --> 00:04:26,506 Okay. Yeah, I don't know about me. 119 00:04:26,530 --> 00:04:29,109 I mean, if the local papers ask me about the rumor 120 00:04:29,133 --> 00:04:30,977 that you might be getting a phone call... 121 00:04:31,001 --> 00:04:32,412 All right, all right, you know what, Roland? 122 00:04:32,436 --> 00:04:34,474 You can go and finish your sandwich now. 123 00:04:34,772 --> 00:04:36,349 Thank you. And by the way, Johnny, 124 00:04:36,373 --> 00:04:38,184 you should check to make sure this place isn't bugged. 125 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:40,520 We wouldn't want the big news to leak out! 126 00:04:40,544 --> 00:04:42,818 It is big news... 127 00:04:43,497 --> 00:04:44,897 probably. 128 00:04:48,044 --> 00:04:50,463 Hi. 129 00:04:50,487 --> 00:04:52,098 What, uh, um... 130 00:04:52,122 --> 00:04:54,100 are those... sweatpants? 131 00:04:54,124 --> 00:04:55,902 Yeah, I started getting dressed for work 132 00:04:55,926 --> 00:04:57,333 and I got distracted. 133 00:04:57,358 --> 00:04:59,171 What could have possibly distracted you enough 134 00:04:59,196 --> 00:05:01,636 - to do that to yourself? - It died, David. 135 00:05:01,987 --> 00:05:03,710 Okay, if you're talking about your style, 136 00:05:03,734 --> 00:05:05,245 we can bring it back to life. 137 00:05:05,269 --> 00:05:06,846 Ted gave this to me. 138 00:05:06,870 --> 00:05:08,848 It's like the one thing left of our relationship 139 00:05:08,872 --> 00:05:10,347 - and it's gone. - 'Kay, 140 00:05:10,503 --> 00:05:12,819 I would argue that you still have your memories. 141 00:05:12,858 --> 00:05:14,777 This weird little desert daisy thing... 142 00:05:14,802 --> 00:05:16,293 - It's a succulent. - Literally not supposed 143 00:05:16,318 --> 00:05:18,258 to die, and yet it did. 144 00:05:18,282 --> 00:05:20,136 Like what does that say about me? 145 00:05:20,684 --> 00:05:22,562 I think that's a longer conversation. 146 00:05:22,586 --> 00:05:25,206 But here's one thing that'll make you feel good... 147 00:05:25,487 --> 00:05:27,432 my bachelor party tonight. 148 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:29,803 I'm pretty sure I told Stevie that I couldn't come, 149 00:05:29,827 --> 00:05:32,439 or like I started sending her an email saying that. 150 00:05:32,463 --> 00:05:34,040 I don't know, I just... 151 00:05:34,064 --> 00:05:36,176 I can't seem to do anything right now. 152 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,645 Mm-hmm. I never thought I'd have to say this, 153 00:05:38,669 --> 00:05:40,146 but there is only space in this family 154 00:05:40,170 --> 00:05:41,526 for one unstable sibling, 155 00:05:41,551 --> 00:05:44,451 and I have held that title for a very long time, 156 00:05:44,475 --> 00:05:46,753 so you are going to have to get it together. 157 00:05:46,777 --> 00:05:48,822 David, I don't have a boyfriend anymore. 158 00:05:48,846 --> 00:05:50,523 I'm like trying get my business off the ground, 159 00:05:50,547 --> 00:05:52,225 but honestly, like how many people in this town 160 00:05:52,249 --> 00:05:55,050 need a publicist? Like, what am I doing? 161 00:05:56,385 --> 00:05:58,398 Well, as of 7:30 tonight, 162 00:05:58,422 --> 00:06:01,004 you will be thoroughly enjoying yourself at my bachelor party. 163 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:03,837 So, why don't you take a couple of Mom's happy pills 164 00:06:03,861 --> 00:06:06,072 and we can just put this whole situation on ice 165 00:06:06,096 --> 00:06:07,874 - until tomorrow? - No, I can't. 166 00:06:07,898 --> 00:06:09,509 I have to escort a client to a meeting. 167 00:06:10,043 --> 00:06:11,744 - Alexis! - Ugh! 168 00:06:11,768 --> 00:06:13,746 Are you almost ready, dear? 169 00:06:13,770 --> 00:06:15,515 The airline will not be impressed 170 00:06:15,539 --> 00:06:18,418 if we don't have an on-schedule arrival at the studio. 171 00:06:19,043 --> 00:06:22,155 Oh, David, is it all right if I don't watch Panic Room 172 00:06:22,179 --> 00:06:23,800 with everyone tonight? 173 00:06:24,014 --> 00:06:26,326 Jo Foster once screened it for me privately 174 00:06:26,350 --> 00:06:28,590 and I would like to keep that memory safe. 175 00:06:28,819 --> 00:06:32,132 It's an escape room followed by a really sad reception, 176 00:06:32,156 --> 00:06:34,234 and everyone will be participating. 177 00:06:34,259 --> 00:06:35,754 Thank you so much! 178 00:06:37,326 --> 00:06:39,405 - Stevie? - Yeah? 179 00:06:39,429 --> 00:06:42,408 I got this picture of David back from the printer. 180 00:06:42,432 --> 00:06:44,844 - I hope it's big enough. - Oh my God, this is perfect! 181 00:06:44,868 --> 00:06:47,937 Are you sure we can't move the bachelor party 182 00:06:48,172 --> 00:06:50,617 to the motel here? We can bring out some games, 183 00:06:50,641 --> 00:06:53,153 and, you know, escape from... one room to the other. 184 00:06:53,177 --> 00:06:56,489 This is just a bad time to be away from the business. 185 00:06:56,513 --> 00:06:58,925 Ah... bachelor party, right? 186 00:06:58,949 --> 00:07:00,382 Yeah, it's just for family. 187 00:07:00,517 --> 00:07:03,830 Well, I think godfather is part of the family, 188 00:07:03,854 --> 00:07:04,867 is he not? 189 00:07:05,023 --> 00:07:07,834 Roland, I need you manning the phones. 190 00:07:07,858 --> 00:07:09,936 Take it easy, Johnny, okay? 191 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,138 Not that it's gonna happen, but I'll come running 192 00:07:12,162 --> 00:07:13,973 when Ike Morrison calls. 193 00:07:13,997 --> 00:07:15,281 You mean Mike Morrison. 194 00:07:15,966 --> 00:07:17,656 You're waiting on a call from him, too? 195 00:07:17,781 --> 00:07:19,913 That's the only call I'm expecting. 196 00:07:19,937 --> 00:07:23,483 No, you said you were waiting on a call from "Ike" Morrison. 197 00:07:23,507 --> 00:07:25,185 I don't know an Ike Morrison. 198 00:07:25,209 --> 00:07:28,028 Mike Morrison was my assistant for 3 years, 199 00:07:28,053 --> 00:07:29,322 I think I know what his name is. 200 00:07:29,346 --> 00:07:30,990 Well, that's what I thought! 201 00:07:31,014 --> 00:07:33,092 So I was confused when a Mike Morrison called 202 00:07:33,116 --> 00:07:35,638 - after you said Ike Morrison... - Mike Morrison called?! 203 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:37,888 - Yeah. - Well, give me the number! 204 00:07:37,913 --> 00:07:39,866 You know, maybe this is why 205 00:07:39,890 --> 00:07:42,001 Roland shouldn't be in charge of phones. 206 00:07:42,025 --> 00:07:43,131 Hey! 207 00:07:43,413 --> 00:07:45,850 Hello? Oh, voicemail. 208 00:07:46,263 --> 00:07:48,741 Uh, Mike, Mike. Hi, it's Johnny Rose calling. 209 00:07:48,765 --> 00:07:50,143 Sorry I didn't get your message. 210 00:07:50,167 --> 00:07:53,379 Uh, a few technical difficulties on our end, 211 00:07:53,403 --> 00:07:56,015 but, uh, it's Johnny Rose calling. 212 00:07:56,039 --> 00:07:57,984 Uh, Johnny Rose calling you back. 213 00:07:58,008 --> 00:07:59,481 Uh, bye. 214 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:03,684 Oh, I don't know. H-how did that sound? 215 00:08:03,808 --> 00:08:05,629 Is there an option to redo it? 216 00:08:06,003 --> 00:08:07,364 Uh... no. 217 00:08:08,252 --> 00:08:10,463 - Yeah, it was fine. - Okay. 218 00:08:10,487 --> 00:08:12,106 I don't think you mentioned your name. 219 00:08:16,993 --> 00:08:18,638 The copy's on the stand. 220 00:08:18,662 --> 00:08:19,965 We'd like for you to read it exactly as written. 221 00:08:19,990 --> 00:08:23,009 Oh wow, a prolific amount of material. 222 00:08:23,033 --> 00:08:25,478 And I am being paid for each spot, so hah! 223 00:08:25,502 --> 00:08:27,824 Oh, uh, we agreed to a flat rate with your publicist. 224 00:08:30,506 --> 00:08:32,919 Well, there'll be nothing flat about my performance. 225 00:08:32,943 --> 00:08:36,222 Okay. Whenever you're ready, Moira. 226 00:08:36,246 --> 00:08:39,371 Just start at the top, and... high energy. 227 00:08:39,650 --> 00:08:41,327 Con brio, Si! 228 00:08:42,739 --> 00:08:45,452 "We really care... at Larry Air." 229 00:08:45,546 --> 00:08:47,357 I like that, it's snappy. 230 00:08:47,491 --> 00:08:49,402 - "We really care... - Just roll right through. 231 00:08:49,426 --> 00:08:51,090 Just go on to the next line, please. 232 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:55,434 "A deal so rare, it's Larry Air." 233 00:08:56,957 --> 00:09:00,280 "Never flown Larry Air? Try Larry Air." 234 00:09:00,304 --> 00:09:03,416 Oh, that's a touch uninspired. Alexis? 235 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:06,419 Alexis! I'd rather not use that one. 236 00:09:06,443 --> 00:09:08,721 Okay, so I'm being told just to read through them all 237 00:09:08,745 --> 00:09:10,942 and then we'll figure it out after, okay? 238 00:09:11,104 --> 00:09:12,645 And higher energy. 239 00:09:13,483 --> 00:09:14,827 Higher... 240 00:09:14,851 --> 00:09:17,265 "Get your derriere on Larry Air... " 241 00:09:17,721 --> 00:09:19,781 That's a bit chummy for an airline. 242 00:09:20,190 --> 00:09:22,935 Couldn't we maybe take a moment to rework some of these? 243 00:09:22,959 --> 00:09:24,504 The client's not here. 244 00:09:24,528 --> 00:09:26,205 It's my job just to get you to say the words. 245 00:09:28,507 --> 00:09:30,143 "Larry Air. 246 00:09:30,167 --> 00:09:32,312 We'll take you from there... to here... " 247 00:09:32,336 --> 00:09:34,746 Now that should switched, shouldn't it? You should... 248 00:09:34,771 --> 00:09:37,417 Alexis, I can't work like this! 249 00:09:37,441 --> 00:09:38,538 No. 250 00:09:39,209 --> 00:09:41,637 Alexis! 251 00:09:41,945 --> 00:09:44,190 I'm so sorry. This is like the first offer I could get 252 00:09:44,214 --> 00:09:46,626 after that whole "Sunrise Bay" thing went down, and I... 253 00:09:46,650 --> 00:09:47,894 I thought it would get you back out there, 254 00:09:47,919 --> 00:09:50,463 but I did not know that it would be this. 255 00:09:50,487 --> 00:09:52,668 Have I made a terrible mistake, Alexis? 256 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:54,904 Is this the lowest point of my life? 257 00:09:54,929 --> 00:09:56,605 Okay, look who you're talking to. 258 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,793 I haven't showered in like two days. 259 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,877 Is this the lowest point of my life? 260 00:10:00,902 --> 00:10:03,214 Thought you should know that we can hear 261 00:10:03,239 --> 00:10:05,484 - your entire conversation. - Ooh... okay. 262 00:10:05,509 --> 00:10:07,053 You should not have to do this, 263 00:10:07,078 --> 00:10:09,915 so you start the car and I will cover for you. 264 00:10:09,940 --> 00:10:11,851 Oh, Alexis, no. 265 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,152 No, dear, 266 00:10:13,176 --> 00:10:15,582 I could not let you do that for me. 267 00:10:18,671 --> 00:10:19,976 Just hit "record". 268 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:25,017 "Try one of our in-flight meals, 269 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:28,414 if you dare... at Larry Air." 270 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:33,324 I'm sorry, this is not... this is not good, so. 271 00:10:34,479 --> 00:10:36,546 Hmm, hmm, hmm! 272 00:10:47,154 --> 00:10:51,502 Okay, well, um, I would just like to welcome everybody 273 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:54,037 to our... bachelor party. 274 00:10:54,062 --> 00:10:56,474 Is anyone else not getting a signal in here? 275 00:10:56,498 --> 00:10:58,976 - I thought there were drinks. - That's after. 276 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,746 Okay, how about half of us do the escape room, 277 00:11:01,770 --> 00:11:03,781 and then the other half of us get a table at the bar? 278 00:11:03,805 --> 00:11:05,683 Okay, how 'bout you shh for a sec. 279 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,618 Now, this will all go a lot smoother 280 00:11:07,642 --> 00:11:09,020 if we just accept the fact 281 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:11,455 that this is something we have to do, and that Patrick, 282 00:11:11,479 --> 00:11:13,133 for some reason, thinks this is gonna be... 283 00:11:13,158 --> 00:11:14,094 ...fun! 284 00:11:14,119 --> 00:11:15,326 - Fun! - Here he is. 285 00:11:15,350 --> 00:11:17,361 Hi, hi, hi. Sorry, it took me forever to find a spot. 286 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,530 - That's okay! - Who's excited, huh?! 287 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,365 - Oh, hah-hah. - Oh... huzzah. 288 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,067 So I guess you're all wondering uh... 289 00:11:23,091 --> 00:11:24,936 - what're we doing here? - Hmm... 290 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,736 But, uh, the annual escape room challenge 291 00:11:26,761 --> 00:11:29,407 has been a Brewer family tradition for a long time, 292 00:11:29,431 --> 00:11:31,909 and I thought it could be fun to share it with my new family, 293 00:11:31,933 --> 00:11:33,541 since mine couldn't be here, so. 294 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,671 Have they passed? 295 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,915 Well, I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say 296 00:11:37,939 --> 00:11:41,118 I hope we escape... very quickly. 297 00:11:41,142 --> 00:11:42,676 That's the spirit, Mr. Rose. 298 00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:44,111 - Yes. - Players, are you 299 00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,423 ready to enter the laboratory? 300 00:11:45,447 --> 00:11:47,033 Oh, I think so. 301 00:11:47,247 --> 00:11:49,159 Place all electronic devices 302 00:11:49,184 --> 00:11:51,195 inside the scientist's lock-box 303 00:11:51,219 --> 00:11:54,498 and enter at your own risk. 304 00:11:54,522 --> 00:11:56,968 - Okay, here we go. - Oh my God. 305 00:11:56,992 --> 00:11:58,591 It's gonna be fun. 306 00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:04,609 Charles Darwin is being held captive 307 00:12:04,633 --> 00:12:06,010 by his arch-nemesis, 308 00:12:06,034 --> 00:12:08,746 rival scientist, Dr. Alfred R. Wallace, 309 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,381 somewhere in the Galapagos Islands. 310 00:12:10,405 --> 00:12:11,916 What?! 311 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,918 You have one hour to escape. It's your job to... 312 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,987 This is a Galapagos-themed room! 313 00:12:16,011 --> 00:12:17,788 I didn't plan this part. 314 00:12:17,812 --> 00:12:19,757 It was just called "The Laboratory." 315 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,392 And I picked it 'cause it was the easiest. 316 00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:23,527 There are rumors that Wallace's assistant 317 00:12:23,551 --> 00:12:25,963 sides with Darwin and may be willing to help 318 00:12:25,987 --> 00:12:28,199 - if you get stuck. - There's our lucky break. 319 00:12:28,223 --> 00:12:31,340 Assistant, show us the exit. 320 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,704 Don't worry, I'm also in the Guild. 321 00:12:33,728 --> 00:12:35,940 That's uh, that's not exactly how it works, Mrs. Rose. 322 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,450 We do actually have to try first. 323 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:42,413 Okay. So, the numbers for the combination on Darwin's journal 324 00:12:42,437 --> 00:12:45,027 are gonna be on finches with red beaks. 325 00:12:45,052 --> 00:12:46,684 "Traveling east to west, 326 00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:49,029 the numbers on the beaks will get you to the nest." 327 00:12:49,177 --> 00:12:51,022 I have a compass on my phone. 328 00:12:51,046 --> 00:12:54,158 Uh, when do we get our phones back? 329 00:12:54,182 --> 00:12:56,060 Well, you don't actually need a compass, Mr. Rose. 330 00:12:56,084 --> 00:12:58,663 It's, uh, more like a brain teaser. 331 00:12:58,966 --> 00:13:01,332 So, uh, we'll cover more ground if we pair off into teams. 332 00:13:01,356 --> 00:13:05,002 So Stevie and Mr. Rose, uh, Alexis and, and David, 333 00:13:05,026 --> 00:13:07,738 and, uh, Mrs. Rose, why don't you help me out? 334 00:13:07,762 --> 00:13:10,207 Oh, I'd love nothing more, Patrick. 335 00:13:10,231 --> 00:13:12,009 Mrs. Rose, I'm sensing you that you might be 336 00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:13,477 a little bit distracted, 337 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,046 but unfortunately, there is a time limit 338 00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:17,181 on us getting out of here. 339 00:13:17,205 --> 00:13:20,384 Oh, I used to share your philosophic optimism, dear, 340 00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:22,086 but know the reality is, 341 00:13:22,110 --> 00:13:24,021 we're never getting out of here. 342 00:13:24,245 --> 00:13:25,474 I wouldn't be so sure. 343 00:13:27,346 --> 00:13:28,786 Just found a finch. 344 00:13:28,983 --> 00:13:31,228 The first number is six, people! 345 00:13:31,252 --> 00:13:33,998 Okay. Okay, see this is why I don't like mind games. 346 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,634 It puts you in a situation where you're made to feel dumb, 347 00:13:36,658 --> 00:13:37,880 even though you're not. 348 00:13:37,905 --> 00:13:40,604 Like, some people's minds just don't work like this. 349 00:13:40,628 --> 00:13:42,139 Maybe I made a mistake? 350 00:13:42,163 --> 00:13:44,041 I did tell you to wear sensible heels today, 351 00:13:44,065 --> 00:13:45,896 and I'm not sure this outfit is entirely appropriate. 352 00:13:45,921 --> 00:13:48,179 No, I mean about not going to the Galapagos. 353 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:50,979 Like I'm having a hard time not taking this as a sign. 354 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:53,517 Okay, we're in a strip mall on the side of the highway. 355 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,052 I really wouldn't read into this. 356 00:13:55,076 --> 00:13:58,581 Also, as stupid as this is, I'm now invested. 357 00:13:58,979 --> 00:14:00,758 You know, there was a time, before we got here, 358 00:14:00,782 --> 00:14:03,761 that I would've like gone anywhere and done anything, 359 00:14:03,785 --> 00:14:05,307 no questions asked. 360 00:14:05,653 --> 00:14:07,807 Like, what if I'm just losing my edge? 361 00:14:08,022 --> 00:14:10,668 All right, if this'll help me escape this conversation: 362 00:14:10,692 --> 00:14:13,097 yes, it would have been a mistake to go. 363 00:14:13,828 --> 00:14:15,973 - Okay, go on. - Well, what were you gonna do? 364 00:14:15,997 --> 00:14:17,842 Follow another guy around the world? 365 00:14:17,866 --> 00:14:19,410 Yeah, but what am I doing here? 366 00:14:19,434 --> 00:14:21,579 Setting Mom up with second-rate radio gigs 367 00:14:21,603 --> 00:14:22,980 for regional airlines? 368 00:14:23,004 --> 00:14:25,079 'Kay, well, I don't know, where do you wanna be then? 369 00:14:26,307 --> 00:14:27,918 - There. - Where? 370 00:14:27,942 --> 00:14:30,219 No, the finch. Second row, in the middle. 371 00:14:30,512 --> 00:14:32,089 Trust me, Stavros and I used to make out 372 00:14:32,113 --> 00:14:33,624 in his parents' aviary. 373 00:14:33,648 --> 00:14:35,459 Okay, we have the second number! 374 00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,141 The second number is eight! 375 00:14:39,219 --> 00:14:41,632 'Kay, I'm gonna start looking from the top here. 376 00:14:41,656 --> 00:14:42,933 Excuse me, Assistant? 377 00:14:42,957 --> 00:14:44,935 Uh, any chance of getting our phones back? 378 00:14:44,959 --> 00:14:47,671 I know, I'm aware of the no-phones situation, 379 00:14:47,695 --> 00:14:49,940 but I need mine for a business... 380 00:14:49,964 --> 00:14:51,675 See, I don't know what this means. 381 00:14:51,699 --> 00:14:53,544 I heard a rumor you're on our side, 382 00:14:53,568 --> 00:14:55,646 and I'm, I'm waiting on an important call. 383 00:14:55,670 --> 00:14:56,714 I found it! 384 00:14:56,738 --> 00:14:58,315 I found it! I found the third finch. 385 00:14:58,339 --> 00:15:00,718 - Okay. Okay! - It's four, David. Four. 386 00:15:00,742 --> 00:15:02,211 - 6-8-4. - Okay! 387 00:15:03,410 --> 00:15:04,571 Six... 388 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,375 eight... 389 00:15:06,881 --> 00:15:08,325 four... 390 00:15:08,349 --> 00:15:10,127 Ah-hah-hah! 391 00:15:10,151 --> 00:15:11,695 Ahh! Ahhh! 392 00:15:11,719 --> 00:15:13,631 - Woo! - Yes! 393 00:15:13,655 --> 00:15:16,634 'Kay. It says "natural selection." 394 00:15:16,658 --> 00:15:18,335 - Ahh! - Oh my God! 395 00:15:18,359 --> 00:15:21,005 Well, good work, team! Now who's driving me to drinks? 396 00:15:21,029 --> 00:15:23,407 Outta my way! Outta my way! 397 00:15:24,933 --> 00:15:26,911 Okay, there's no key in here. There is no key in here. 398 00:15:26,935 --> 00:15:28,512 That's just the first puzzle, David. 399 00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:29,580 It's a series of puzzles. 400 00:15:29,604 --> 00:15:31,882 - What?! - Wait, wait, everyone! 401 00:15:31,906 --> 00:15:33,411 I hear my phone ringing. 402 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,452 That's the phone I was talking about. 403 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,922 So if I could just leave the lab for one minute... 404 00:15:37,946 --> 00:15:40,075 You have 52 minutes to escape. 405 00:15:40,281 --> 00:15:41,525 52 minutes! 406 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,594 Hey, David, everyone heard the time, all right? 407 00:15:43,618 --> 00:15:46,497 52, people! Let's go! Come on! 408 00:15:47,956 --> 00:15:50,167 Blow on them, David! You have to blow on the circles, David! 409 00:15:50,191 --> 00:15:52,269 You have to blow on the circles until they're blue. 410 00:15:52,293 --> 00:15:53,949 - I'm blowing! - Blow harder, David! 411 00:15:53,974 --> 00:15:56,273 Oh my God, you blow on them! You blow on the circles then! 412 00:15:56,297 --> 00:15:59,043 Use this! Use this thing! 413 00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:01,478 - 'Kay, this is a good idea. - 'Kay. Oh! 414 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,746 - Oh my God! - Yes! 415 00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:05,482 - Oh my God! - Yes! Ahhh! Yes! 416 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,985 One more! One more! 417 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,453 Yay! 418 00:16:09,477 --> 00:16:10,888 It didn't do anything. 419 00:16:10,912 --> 00:16:13,457 Oh! Oh! It's uh... 420 00:16:13,481 --> 00:16:15,459 - What is that? - It's a flashlight? 421 00:16:15,483 --> 00:16:17,661 Oh yeah! Oh my God, this game is actually fun. 422 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,152 See? I told you! 423 00:16:19,177 --> 00:16:20,831 You're only saying that because you got one right! 424 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,733 Oh, your time will come, David. 425 00:16:22,757 --> 00:16:25,903 - Please just give us the key. - The key, or our phones! 426 00:16:25,927 --> 00:16:27,571 - Either way! - No, the key! 427 00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:30,140 John, what is this new-found obsession with your device? 428 00:16:30,164 --> 00:16:32,135 Dad, what's the big deal with the phone? 429 00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:34,799 Just tell them, Mr. Rose. 430 00:16:35,136 --> 00:16:37,915 Okay. Well, I didn't want to get ahead of myself, 431 00:16:37,939 --> 00:16:41,182 but I'm waiting on a call from my old assistant. 432 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:44,188 And we may have a meeting to get an investor 433 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,523 for the Rosebud Motel Group. 434 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,456 Well, John, what, what does this mean? 435 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:52,396 Well, potentially, there could be a big influx of money 436 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:54,682 to turn Rosebud Motels into a... 437 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:57,234 - into a full franchise. - Oh! 438 00:16:57,258 --> 00:16:59,803 Well, why didn't you say this before? Get the phone! 439 00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:02,139 Oh, I don't know. we're almost finished the game, so. 440 00:17:02,163 --> 00:17:04,875 - You can use my phone, John! - You still have your phone?! 441 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,737 We all have our phones! 442 00:17:07,335 --> 00:17:09,546 Well, his number's in my phone 443 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,424 and my phone I can't get 444 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,853 unless I get outta this damn room! 445 00:17:13,878 --> 00:17:15,519 Okay, I've used the clues 446 00:17:15,543 --> 00:17:17,011 to turn the dials on the flashlight, 447 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,000 and it spells out England. 448 00:17:18,025 --> 00:17:21,091 So, thank you, my weekend with Tom Hardy... 449 00:17:21,115 --> 00:17:23,346 England is here. 450 00:17:23,518 --> 00:17:24,784 It says something. 451 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:28,104 "I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old." 452 00:17:29,713 --> 00:17:30,958 Candle. 453 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,761 How are you doing this? 454 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,571 What? 455 00:17:34,963 --> 00:17:38,675 - Laser. Laser's pointing at... - Okay, I got this, Patrick. 456 00:17:39,018 --> 00:17:41,679 Okay, this is an ancient Egyptian symbol for stability. 457 00:17:41,703 --> 00:17:43,681 My friend Prairie got one tattooed on her lower-back 458 00:17:43,705 --> 00:17:44,982 - in seventh grade. - Okay, 459 00:17:45,006 --> 00:17:46,717 what does that mean?! 460 00:17:46,741 --> 00:17:48,619 It means that we need to find something from Egypt. 461 00:17:48,643 --> 00:17:51,518 So like mummies, Rami Malek, a... 462 00:17:52,122 --> 00:17:54,301 a pyramid. 463 00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:55,924 What?! 464 00:17:56,050 --> 00:17:59,511 - And there it is. - Try it in the door! 465 00:18:02,403 --> 00:18:03,867 Congratulations! 466 00:18:03,891 --> 00:18:05,534 You have outwitted Darwin's nemesis... 467 00:18:05,559 --> 00:18:08,456 Ah! Mummy and Alexis solved the puzzle! 468 00:18:10,145 --> 00:18:12,109 - How did she do that? - I dunno. 469 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,311 I don't know how you did that. 470 00:18:14,335 --> 00:18:16,280 That was actually pretty impressive, Alexis. 471 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,148 Thanks! I just like wanted to get to the drinks. 472 00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:20,150 - Uh-huh. - Congratulations! 473 00:18:20,174 --> 00:18:21,952 Professor Darwin would be very proud. 474 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,954 Can I just have my phone, please? 475 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,644 Thank you. 476 00:18:28,181 --> 00:18:30,761 - Okay. - Four voicemails! 477 00:18:30,785 --> 00:18:32,429 - Yes? - Put it on speaker! 478 00:18:32,453 --> 00:18:34,167 Okay, is that the button with the arrow? 479 00:18:34,192 --> 00:18:35,766 That's the button that says "speaker"! 480 00:18:35,790 --> 00:18:37,735 - Speaker button! - Ooh! 481 00:18:37,759 --> 00:18:39,370 "John, call me when you can. 482 00:18:39,394 --> 00:18:41,505 We need an excuse to get out of the escape room thing." 483 00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:43,640 - Okay, skip that. Skip it. - I have something... 484 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,442 "Hi, just reminding you that you can't bail 485 00:18:45,466 --> 00:18:47,378 on the escape room thing, even though all of us want... " 486 00:18:47,402 --> 00:18:48,912 Yeah, I don't think we need to keep... 487 00:18:48,936 --> 00:18:50,581 I actually wanna hear that one. 488 00:18:50,605 --> 00:18:52,816 - I don't think so. - "Johnny, 489 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,518 it's Mike Morrison, returning your call." 490 00:18:54,542 --> 00:18:55,919 - This is it! - "Just read your proposal 491 00:18:55,943 --> 00:18:57,397 and I think it's a solid idea, my friend. 492 00:18:57,422 --> 00:18:59,124 Would absolutely love to take a meeting. 493 00:18:59,149 --> 00:19:01,328 Let's say 4 pm Tuesday at the New York office?" 494 00:19:01,353 --> 00:19:02,788 Oh my God! 495 00:19:02,813 --> 00:19:04,593 - Did I just hear that? - Oh, John! 496 00:19:04,618 --> 00:19:05,866 Did I just... is that what he just said?! 497 00:19:05,891 --> 00:19:08,522 Oh my God! 498 00:19:09,171 --> 00:19:12,136 Oh! 499 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,003 We got a meeting! 500 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:15,873 - Oh-ho-ho! - Yeah! 501 00:19:15,897 --> 00:19:17,741 - Why am I still holding this? - Okay, okay. 502 00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:19,476 - Thank you! - We got a meeting! 503 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:28,896 So, for someone who is all about signs, 504 00:19:28,921 --> 00:19:30,569 what do you think it meant that you were the one 505 00:19:30,601 --> 00:19:32,390 that got us out of the Galapagos? 506 00:19:32,429 --> 00:19:34,507 Honestly? Like... 507 00:19:34,884 --> 00:19:36,829 being in a high-pressure situation, 508 00:19:36,854 --> 00:19:38,765 with time running out and a lot of people yelling at me, 509 00:19:38,789 --> 00:19:41,921 it just like... made me feel like myself again. 510 00:19:42,159 --> 00:19:43,304 Well, mission accomplished. 511 00:19:43,329 --> 00:19:45,739 And you're out of your sweatpants, 512 00:19:45,763 --> 00:19:48,575 so things are looking up. 513 00:19:48,599 --> 00:19:51,671 I think it might be time to let go of that succulent. 514 00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:54,681 Okay, I've been thinking about that. 515 00:19:54,705 --> 00:19:56,650 Do you think that maybe it died 516 00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:58,942 because it outgrew its little pot? 517 00:19:59,554 --> 00:20:01,834 No, I watched you slowly kill it. 518 00:20:01,976 --> 00:20:04,421 Like maybe it realized that it... 519 00:20:04,446 --> 00:20:07,277 missed the bigger pots that it used to grow in... 520 00:20:07,302 --> 00:20:10,136 and maybe it can't live up to its full potential 521 00:20:10,161 --> 00:20:12,361 in such a small space? 522 00:20:14,411 --> 00:20:17,758 David, I'm starting to feel that I'm a lot like the plant. 523 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,472 I was tracking the metaphor, 524 00:20:19,497 --> 00:20:21,004 but um... 525 00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:23,841 what're you saying? 526 00:20:23,866 --> 00:20:26,722 I don't know. Like maybe it's time 527 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:29,047 I think about being somewhere else, 528 00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:32,809 finding a bigger pot to grow in. 529 00:20:33,789 --> 00:20:35,266 Oh... 530 00:20:38,981 --> 00:20:41,628 Before we find ourselves ebrious 531 00:20:41,652 --> 00:20:44,168 with hooch and happiness, 532 00:20:44,193 --> 00:20:48,969 may I say how very proud all of us are on this day of days. 533 00:20:48,993 --> 00:20:51,037 Well, we did say no speeches, so... 534 00:20:51,061 --> 00:20:52,418 - Your father... - Guess they listened. 535 00:20:52,443 --> 00:20:56,209 With his pecuniary savvy and intrepidation 536 00:20:56,233 --> 00:21:00,380 has turned what began as a katzenjammer of a day 537 00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:03,653 into one filled with faith, 538 00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:05,622 hope and love. 539 00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:08,607 Well, thank you, Sweetheart. 540 00:21:08,985 --> 00:21:11,597 Well, I think we have forgotten why we're here. 541 00:21:11,622 --> 00:21:14,083 It is our bachelor party. 542 00:21:14,427 --> 00:21:16,261 Also, whoever chose those photos, 543 00:21:16,286 --> 00:21:18,765 they were not approved. 544 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:24,945 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 40976

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