All language subtitles for pfa-wonder.woman.s02e12.1080p-HI

[Tobias] Gentlemen...

As all of you know, Dr. Prescott,
Dr. Lazaar and myself

have, for the past ten months,
been engaged in Project XYZ.

Each of us was working on
a separate phase of the project

under a security system only you

who serve and protect
our mighty nation so admirably

are capable of devising.

It was to take the sum total
of our combined knowledge

to ever implement Project XYZ.

But in spite of your ingenuity,

a combination
of our general knowledge alone

was enough for us to realize that
we had developed...

A terrible weapon.

A weapon that would escalate
the current arms race

to nightmare proportions.

And so, upon discovering

the true dimensions
of our unconscionable task,

we burned every note, every equation,

every trace of our work.

Gentlemen, we have destroyed
the XYZ nightmare.

Destroyed the XYZ nightmare...

We have destroyed the XYZ nightmare.

Destroyed the XYZ nightmare.

[slurring]
Destroyed the XYZ nightmare...

[voice deepens] Destroyed
the XYZ nightmare...

Destroyed the YXZ nightmare...

[exclaims]

[Prescott] It's an android!

[bubbling]

[theme song playing]

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Get us out from under

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

[Dexter] That's Dr. Royce Tobias,
the day he signed on to my project.

[Steve] Mmm-hmm.

That's Dr. Royce Tobias
yesterday morning.

[Steve] You're kidding.

What's left of an intricately built
human robot.

[Diana] Mmm.

Somewhere along the line the real doctor
was replaced by an android.

And now he and all he knows about
Project XYZ are missing.

You did say it would take
all three scientists

to develop the XYZ weapon.
Was that right?

Yes, that's a small consolation.

Then there's no possibility at all

that the other two scientists
might short-circuit?

No.

Prescott and Lazaar are still
flesh and blood

but we've got to make sure
they stay that way.

- When did they abort the project?
- Two days ago.

They came and told me
right after they burned their notes.

So then, if they were working
right up till that time,

Tobias had to have been replaced
after XYZ was aborted, right?

That's right.

I guess the first thing we have to do

is find out exactly
when the switch was made.

I think I'll start
at Tobias' laboratory,

see if I can find anything there.

[Steve] Good.

Well, Diana, looks like we'll be seeing
quite a lot of each other.

Well, yeah, I guess the more I find out,

the more questions
I'll have for you, Dex.

Well, why don't you plan
on asking me some of those questions

over dinner one of these evenings?

More likely, I'll be, uh...

Asking them over the telephone.

[Steve] Hey, Dex...

Remember what I used to tell you
in college?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Confine your passes
to the football field."

[Diana] Thank you very much.
I'll close the door behind me.

[door closing]

Lady, you stay right where you are,
and don't move. You understand?

You stay right there. That's just fine.

Gotten enough exercise?

Now, in 50 words or less, tell me
why you were in that laboratory.

No, I can't.

You have to. You can't lie.

I...

I can't...

I can't...

I can't...

[hissing]

[powering down]

[bubbling]

Whatever you were programed for,
I guess it wasn't for truth.

Dr. Prescott wasn't too happy
with his new living arrangements.

Lazaar had some colorful phrases about
the security measures where he is, too.

Not good.

Now, we've got guards at every entrance,

every elevator, and at their rooms
in both buildings.

They may not be happy,
but they are safe.

Good.

[car phone buzzing]

Trevor.

[Diana over phone] Steve, it's Diana.

Listen, I'm at Dr. Tobias', and...

When I got here, I wasn't alone.
I was greeted by another android.

What happened?

Well, let's just say he broke down
under pressure.

Are you all right?

Well, I'm fine. But I'd like to know

why I'm standing
in a physicist's laboratory

looking at a battalion of toy soldiers.

Just a second.

Diana found some toy soldiers
at Tobias' apartment.

Does he have some kind of a hobby?

[laughs]

Well, all three scientists
play war games

with miniature soldiers for relaxation.

A-ha. Did you hear that, Diana?

Yes.

I guess only geniuses can play with toys
when they're over 50

and get away with it.

[laughing] Right. You let us know
if you find anything else, will you?

Right.

[engine starting]

[gunshots on TV]

This is torture.

[sighs]

[knock at door]

Yes.

Dr. Prescott?

Well, it's not as if I could
have gone anywhere.

You been expecting these?
Somebody just brought them by for you.

Oh, yes, yes, thank you, my good man.
Thank you so much.

Thank you. [laughs]

Yes, now, Dr. Lazaar,

we shall see just who should have won
the Battle of Château-Thierry.

[Prescott laughing]

Yes, indeed.

[mumbling indistinctly]

[electronic toy dog barking]

[continues barking]

Ow.

[Prescott] Now, I'll put this here
for the moment.

And, oh, you can go
in an emplacement, Commander,

and I'll put this cannon here.

Yes, here, and here.

Now, I get some positioning on this.

I told Lazaar not to move his men
up so quickly.

They'll be moved out of position,

and this infantry here...

Ow.

What is the...

[phone ringing]

Oh.

[man over phone] Hello, Dr. Prescott.

You're going to do exactly
what I tell you to.

Now, listen...

[electronic toy dog barking]

[bell ringing]

Yes, good, good. Good.

A new friend.
A little noisy but very smart.

And you have all these friends to meet.

So much to do!

[bell ringing]

Just when I was going
to introduce all of you. [groans]

Keep an eye on them, will you?

[exclaims]

You, with that flirty smile,
you take care of all the introductions.

Make sure he feels at home.

- [doll repeatedly] Mama.
- [laughs]

[bell continues ringing]

Yes, coming, coming.

[exhales] Hold on.

[groans softly]

Come.

Yeah, I have another guest?

[groans]

Let me see. Let me see.

Open.

Mine is better. Mine are always better.

Put it in that cage.

[groans]

[groans]

[sighs]

So, the android that Diana ran into

was supposed to retrieve something
from the laboratory?

A reasonable deduction.

It was probably sent to find and remove

a clue to Dr. Tobias' disappearance.

Yeah, well, I wish I could advise you
that we've identified that clue, but...

No need to explain. I am well
acquainted with human fallibility.

May I make a suggestion?

Of course.
That's why I keep you well-oiled.

[Ira] According to data just received,

the key to Dr. Tobias' disappearance

would seem to lie with the place
where he spent most of his time.

Right.

Therefore, I suggest that you carefully

examine the present domicile
of the two remaining scientists.

A-ha! I'm one step ahead of you, Ira.

Diana's on her way to Prescott's
for that very reason.

Oh.

I'll give you a chance
to make another suggestion.

[Ira] Do not do me any favors.

It's almost Christmas.

Affirmative.

Right. I want to buy Diana a present,
but I don't know what to get her.

With everything you know about her,
what would you suggest?

I suggest you talk to Wonder Woman.

You're a big help.

[Diana] Dr. Prescott.

Oh, uh, yes, um, come in, come in.

- Hi, I'm Diana Prince from the I.A.D.C.
- [exclaims]

[chuckles] I don't care if you were
from the I.A.D.C or the FDIC.

I can't tell you how happy I am
to have some company.

Such lovely company at that, too.

Well, thank you very much,
but I have some questions...

Please sit down,
we're gonna have a lovely chat.

- I really can't stay.
- Oh, yes, you can. Of course.

- I just wanna ask you some questions.
- Some tea.

- Would you like some tea?
- I don't...

Please, please. [chuckles]

Doctor, all I want to find out

is when the android
switched places with Dr. Tobias

- so the XYZ weapon...
- Plenty of time for questions later.

...won't fall into the wrong hands.

I'll have some tea.

First, we'll turn on the burner...

And the water.

Perhaps a cookie? Huh?

This is going to be very nice.

[sighs]

- Doctor.
- Yes?

Isn't this a rather strange hobby
for the three of you?

What? Oh, no, no, no. You see,

battle strategy, actually the art of it,
is fascinating.

But you aborted Project XYZ.

That's quite another matter, you see.

We felt war should be kept
on the level of fantasy.

Unlike our superiors.

Ah, now, I have a little mint.

[chuckles] No, no.

- Ah, perhaps a little orange pekoe?
- No, really, I don't want anything.

Oh, I know you will love this.
A little cinnamon with a touch of...

Doctor, please.

Just listen to me.
I don't have time for tea.

- No one has time for tea...
- Okay, let's get down to brass tacks.

Now, after you burned your notes
on the project

did Dr. Tobias go anywhere
with anyone unusual?

I've already answered
these questions enough.

No.

But a robot can't just switch places
with someone without...

Doctor.

[chuckles]

My tolerance for pain is astonishing,
isn't it?

Remarkable.

That burner's red-hot.

Prescott's been replaced by an android?

That's right.

I had him taken to Valley Medical.

The doctors there
definitely confirmed it.

But how? How could that happen?

The guards in and around
Prescott's apartment have no idea.

They swear that Prescott never left,
that he had no visitors,

and that he did
absolutely nothing unusual.

Yet somebody was able
to make the switch.

Wait until Dex hears about this.

In any event, I'm gonna have
Dr. Lazaar checked out.

I'm going there now.

Looks like he's the only one between
somebody and the XYZ weapon.

Steve, if he's still flesh and blood,
it means that

either he's next in line to be replaced
by an android,

or he's the one doing the replacing.

Yeah and if he isn't flesh and blood,
the consequences are unthinkable.

There still is one more thing
I intend to look into.

I'll call you later.

[door opening]

Well?

I must say, this has been one
of my more unusual house calls.

I've checked people
for colds, flu, virus

but never for not being human.

Thank you, Doctor.

You're the only one that hasn't been
replaced with an android.

The nightmare just goes on and on.

Security will have to be tightened.

It may mean moving you again.

Just make it end, young lady.

Just make it end.

Then you'll understand that, uh,
since you are the only one left,

there's another course of
the investigation that I have to take.

Of course.

You'll have to inquire as to whether

I'm the one putting
the XYZ weapon together.

[Diana] That's right.

You'll check out my friends,

see if I have any questionable ties
with foreign countries,

oh, and look for evidence that
I'm under some great financial strain.

- It has to be done.
- Understood.

But let me point out right now,
it will prove fruitless.

I'm responsible for what's happened,

only insofar as ten months ago,
I agreed to work with Dexter

in this awful undertaking.

- Where do you get these?
- Soldiers?

From a toy shop in Georgetown.

On Blakely Street.

[bells ringing]

[doll singing] Merry Christmas
and happy New Year

[Hoffman] May I help you?

[chuckles] I thought
you were one of the dolls.

Did you? [chuckles]

I was being quiet on purpose
for this one.

It's naptime. Shh.

Well, she's cute.

I like and maybe I could
show you a doll?

No, I'm interested in, uh, toy soldiers.

I have something, something
that'll light up your child's eyes

like two moons.

- Um, no, uh...
- Look.

Actually, I'm interested in
the miniature kind, miniature troops.

- "Miniature troops?"
- Tinkertown troops.

That's a brand name.
I saw some World War I models.

Uh, but why would such a pretty woman
like you... [chuckles]

Take up such morbid pastimes?

Well, they're not for me. They're for
a friend of mine for Christmas.

He studies Von Clausewitz as a hobby.

No miniature troops.

- Perhaps the shop on Maple...
- You don't carry them?

- Mmm, no.
- I was told you did.

No, no, you try the shop on Maple.
Just north of Third Street.

Okay, thank you.

Oh, and Missy, uh...

This time of year,
an old man like me... [exclaims]

Gets tired, and sometimes very rude.

Maybe you'll accept this gift
for your dashboard in your car,

and perhaps forgive a tired old man.

All right.

Thank you very much,
and Merry Christmas.

The same to you.

Bye.

[bell ringing]

My friends, did you hear that?

She is a lady agent.
She's got to be stopped.

Ah...

My love.

- At last, your first voyage.
- [beeping]

Your maiden voyage.

For it is a maiden
that you shall be destroying.

[engine whirring]

[tires screeching]

[beeping]

[beeping intensifies]

[sighs]

"Tired old man," my eye.

Yes, you'll be my most perfect...

The crème de la crème de la crème.

[sighs] Now, turn around.

That's because of you, my love...

All of my friends and I...

Will be happy for a long, long time.

Now, let me see that
great big smile. Hmm?

Mmm-hmm.

Now, let me get this straight.

- You were strafed by a model airplane?
- That's right.

There's a tree out on County Line Road
with enough holes in it to prove it.

Well, what's the name of this toy maker?
We'll have him checked out right away.

Orlich Hoffman, and he runs
the Jungle King shop on Blakely.

Steve...

Dr. Lazaar is gone.

- Gone?
- He's not in the safe house we arranged.

Uh, it's all right. I had him moved.

You what?

Well, it was obvious to me
that after we lost Dr. Prescott,

that our security measures
were a little inadequate.

So I had him moved.

Good work, Diana. Where is he now?

He's out of any and all possible danger.

But exactly where is he?

I would just as soon spare you
the burdensome details, Dex.

Diana's right.
The fewer people that know, the better.

Including you and me.

I don't know, uh...

How can we be sure that her
safety precautions will be tight enough?

We'll just have to trust her.

Steve, Project XYZ was mine.

If anything goes wrong,
the world will blame me, not her. Me!

Hey! Relax, Dex. Trust her.
Like I told you before, she's the best.

I see.

This list contains the date and nature
of all informational transactions

concerning Major Dexter
that I have made.

In code, of course.

You mean that you can tell me if
anything has ever been added or deleted

from your memory banks?

[Ira] Affirmative.

Well, has anything ever been deleted?

Coded item E4F87

indicates a name was deleted

from his list of associates
in August of last year.

Can you tell me the name?

Negative. It has been
erased from my memory.

Well, can you tell me where
it used to be on the list?

The name was positioned between
the names Henderson, Michael T.,

and Ingall, Barbara A.

Between "H" and "I". Hoffman.

It could have been Hoffman's name
that was removed from the list.

A sound deduction.

The name fits into
the alphabetical sequence.

Dexter.

Dexter wanted to remove any connection

between himself and that toy maker.

He's been behind it all along.

Thank you very much, Ira.

Thank you, Miss Prince.

Merry Christmas, Ira.

And a Merry Christmas to you.
Ho, ho, ho.

Ho, ho, ho.

[whining]

She got away...

From my plane.

Uh, it's just as well.

[sighs] She's the only one who knows
where Lazaar is.

We need her alive, and fast!

Well, then. Let's get her back,
like we planned.

- No.
- No?

I need a guarantee this time.

Your over-sized dolls don't exactly
have a flawless performance record.

- Yeah, but they get better.
- I don't want better. I want perfect!

And I want that guarantee.
If anything goes wrong with this one...

Nothing will go wrong.

[sighs]

I'm this far, Hoffman.

I have been shining my shoes
like a good boy,

and saying "Yes, sir" and "No, sir"

to a bunch of idiots
in uniform for 15 years!

Just waiting for something
like XYZ to come along.

And I am this far
from making it pay off!

I know, I know!

This far from never having to sweat,

or worry, or take orders, or put up
with anybody's stupidity ever again!

And I'm depending on you!

And you can and you should.

You're the one human being
who could've believed in me,

and what my toys could do.
You can depend on us.

All right.

We'll pick up Dr. Lazaar in the morning.

And then we'll ship him out
with the other two doctors,

and send them to my buyer
out of the country.

And then we'll reap the rewards
of Project XYZ.

- We won't let you down.
- That's right. You won't.

Because if you do, you won't be alive.

[dialing]

Get ready.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Hello? Diana.

Uh, this is Dexter.

I have some wonderful news for you.

I have found somebody
who knows the whereabouts

of Dr. Tobias and Dr. Prescott.

Really?

Yes. I'd like you to meet
this person at midnight

at the southwest corner of Perry Park.

Well, I'm gonna have to clear
this with Steve, you know.

Listen, I'll save you a dime.
Steve's right here.

[Steve on tape] Diana?
There's no time to explain.

Just be at the park in 20 minutes
like Dex said.

[Steve's voice] Call me
when you have Tobias and Prescott. Okay?

Uh, uh...

- Hello, Diana.
- Hello...

Wonder Woman.

You've been, uh, working
on the XYZ case all along?

Yes.

From the moment Dr. Tobias disappeared

I knew that the safety
of the entire world was at stake.

And you found the doctors?

Yes, in the basement of that toy shop.

- Let's go.
- Anything you say.

Well, Diana...

This is your little night
for surprises, isn't it?

- Not really.
- Oh, come now.

Don't tell me I was high on your
hit parade of suspects all along?

Let's just say I wasn't blinded by faith
the way Steve was.

Yes, I always say,
there's nothing like a good friend.

- Right, Orlich?
- Yes.

One could always use a good friend.

Absolutely.

Now, Diana. Where is Dr. Lazaar?

You can't possibly believe I'd tell you.

No, I don't.

Orlich?

- [Hoffman] My good friend...
- My good friend.

Yes.

[bell ringing]

[sighs]

[Dexter] Now, Diana...

You can't help but tell me
where you've hidden the good Dr. Lazaar.

Where is he?

Oh, I can't. He's the only one left.

Diana?

Where is Dr. Lazaar?
Where did you arrange to have him held?

My apartment.

Uh...

410...

In the Spruce Building.

Under what kind of guard?

Um...

One plainclothesman at the door...

A guard at the elevator...

Armed, both of them...

And two cars circling all the time.

Uh, Diana?

Was there a password?

Yes, the guard at the door...

Is "alphabet soup." [chuckles]

[chuckles]

Alphabet soup.

Any other safety precautions?

No, no, no. The simpler, the better.

- How thoughtful.
- [sighs]

- Go to sleep, now, Diana.
- Hmm...

Have a nice long nap.

Make sure she stays under.
I'm going to get Lazaar.

Orlich, I want you to load up Tobias
and Prescott, get them into the van,

meet me at the dam at precisely 11:00.

- You got that?
- 11:00.

But the lady. She was not in our plans.

Oh.

You don't have to worry about her.

After we're all through,
we'll find Sleeping Beauty

a nice quiet place
where she can just go right on sleeping.

Forever.

Lock the door.

Good morning, uh...

I wonder if I might be able to interest
you in a bowl of alphabet soup?

Yes, sir. Come in, please.

[bell ringing]

[footsteps approaching]

Ah...

It's almost 11:00. We have to get
them loaded and on our way.

Come.

[groans]

[exclaims]

[struggling]

- Oh... [panting]
- At this rate,

we'll never get him out of the basement,
let alone the country.

I did pretty well giving you strength.

But not too good when it comes
to showing respect for your elders.

[sighs]

As soon as we get Dr. Tobias,
we should be on our way.

What's this?

[train horn blowing]

[doll] Oh, Mommy. Oh, Mommy.

- [shrieking]
- [whirring]

[clapping]

You should have stuck to the toys
you were best at, Mr. Hoffman.

The harmless ones.

Stop her.

[clattering]

[train horn blowing]

[shrieking]

[laughing]

[clattering]

- [whirring]
- [shrieking]

[train horn blowing]

What you do now?

I'm going to get Dr. Tobias.
It's almost 11:00.

Right. Good, good.

I'll go warm up the van.

[groans]

- Dexter.
- You're late.

We were unavoidably detained
by Wonder Woman.

Wonder Woman?

Yeah, she attempted to foil our efforts.

- You stupid fool! What happened?
- She failed. [laughs]

As you can see, we are here.

Now, the two doctors
are in the back of the van.

You have Dr. Lazaar.

Yes, yes, he's in the car.

We've got to reunite the three,
send them out of the country,

and we'll be rich men.

[chuckles]

- Get Lazaar.
- My dear.

A pleasure.

[Hoffman sighs]

You know something, Orlich?

Most of your androids,
I can tell them from the real thing.

- Nonsense, my boy.
- No, I can. I really can.

Nobody else can.

But I know your dolls
from the real thing.

And I want to tell you something.

This one looks like the real thing.

I told you, they get better.
This one's perfect.

- She fools even you.
- Don't count on it.

Am I to carry Dr. Lazaar
all the way out of the country

- or do you want him in the van?
- Uh... [laughs]

You see? She even has a sense of humor.

[laughs]

"Am I to carry or not?"

[laughs]

- Get back, Hoffman.
- What are you doing?

If she's one of your androids,
you can rebuild her.

- If she's not...
- No!

No!

[engine revving]

[Wonder Woman] Dexter...

The disadvantage of rear-wheel drive.

She was here last night
and no one's seen her since.

Well, of course, I'm concerned.
Why she's, she...

She's standing right here.
I'll call you later.

Sorry, but I would have called in.
I couldn't.

- I found the missing scientists.
- Tobias and Prescott?

And Lazaar.

Wonder Woman got to them just before
they were shipped out of the country.

- By whom? Who's behind all this?
- Major Dexter.

Dex?

Yes, with the help
of the little toy maker, Hoffman,

they were about to sell the XYZ weapon
to a foreign country.

Wonder Woman has them both under wraps.

I'll call the police.

No. Wait a minute.

She suggested we let them think
their plan worked.

What?

She used her Golden Lasso
to make them forget they were caught.

Now, it's our turn to replace
the scientists with androids.

You mean, let them ship fake scientists
out of the country?

Arresting Dexter and Hoffman
would only publicize this whole thing.

And the more people that know about it,

the greater the chances are
that someone else will try it.

Yeah, that way, everybody would get

or everybody'd think they'd be getting
exactly what they want.

Right. And the XYZ weapon can
finally be forgotten once and for all.

Wonder Woman's right again, as usual.
Well, let's get started.

Everything's all set.

Uh, Hoffman happened to store
extra androids for the scientists

in the basement of his toy shop.

- They're already at the dam.
- And the real scientists?

Safe and sound at Valley Medical.

- What do you say we get a ringside seat?
- Let's do.

Thank you.

[Dexter] Shall we?

They think everything
is going as planned.

[Hoffman exclaims]

I wonder what, whoever bought
the weapon will do when they find out?

That they've paid for three androids?

Who wouldn't know Project XYZ
from a science fair project.

I'd say they'd be furious.

They'll see to it that Hoffman
and Dex get just what they deserve.

Move.

[Dexter laughs]

It's always tough learning
who the people are you can really trust.

Yeah. But I'll tell you
something, Diana.

It's a really good feeling to know
that there are people you can trust.

Wonder Woman.

That's one person
who'll never let me down.

I'd say you're right about that.
Which reminds me. Excuse me.

[theme song playing]

Wonder Woman

Here to fight the force of evil

And your chance won't be denied

Woman of the hour with your superpower

We're so glad you're on our side

Wonder Woman

You're a wonder

Wonder Woman